Speaker 1: Jessie Kelly Show. Let's have some fun on a Friday. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's an ask doctor Jesse Friday in Amazing Friday as
Speaker 1: we cruise into the weekend Thanksgivings almost here, and we
Speaker 1: are going to have such a great show tonight. The Democrats,
Speaker 1: the communists who put out that video calling for subversives
Speaker 1: in the CIA and military to step up, They're they're
Speaker 1: now playing the victim. We're going to talk about communists, antics,
Speaker 1: tactics here in just a moment. Got a bunch of
Speaker 1: emails about Trump's comments about American workers and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna let you have your say. I had my
Speaker 1: say yesterday. We'll touch on that. We are going to
Speaker 1: get to what happens if the government switches back into
Speaker 1: their hands. What's my favorite airline snack? All that Hamburger
Speaker 1: helper and so much more coming up tonight on the
Speaker 1: world famous Jesse Kelly's Show. Now, let's rewind a little bit,
Speaker 1: just to set the table here first, I'm not actually
Speaker 1: focusing as much on what those senators and members of
Speaker 1: the House of Representatives said when they called for members
Speaker 1: of the military and CIA to subvert the Trump administration.
Speaker 1: That's really not the point of what we're about to
Speaker 1: talk about. This is more of a an understanding communist
Speaker 1: tactics thing, all right, because they're doing something today, it's
Speaker 1: obvious what they're doing. They do these kinds of things
Speaker 1: all the time, and they do this because it's effective.
Speaker 1: It's effective unless you recognize it. So let's just rewind
Speaker 1: you heard it. I've played it for you last couple
Speaker 1: of days. Democrat senators, Democrat members of the House, produce, edit,
Speaker 1: and publish this. Americans trust their military with that trust
Speaker 1: is at risk.
Speaker 2: This administration is pitting our uniform military.
Speaker 3: And intelligence community professionals against American citizens like us.
Speaker 1: You all swore an oath.
Speaker 4: To protect and defend this constitution.
Speaker 3: Right now, the threats to our constitution aren't just coming
Speaker 3: from road, but from right here at home.
Speaker 1: Our laws are clear.
Speaker 2: You can refuse illegal orders.
Speaker 1: You can refuse illegal orders. You must refuse illegal orders.
Speaker 5: No one has to carry out orders that violate the
Speaker 5: law or our constitution.
Speaker 1: We know this is hard, and that yeah, you get
Speaker 1: you got it, you got it. So today if you
Speaker 1: notice patterns, and I'm sure you do today actually about
Speaker 1: the last twenty four hours, what has happened. Well, in
Speaker 1: the wake of that, Trump put up a social media
Speaker 1: post saying something like sedition treason, which and that that, honestly,
Speaker 1: it's pretty much what it is. That's a jaw dropping
Speaker 1: thing that we should never normalize. But there is no
Speaker 1: there's no bottom for Democrats now they're completely unhinged. Donald
Speaker 1: Trump's sedition treason. Well, now every single person in that
Speaker 1: video has gone to the media and said things like this.
Speaker 1: This is Senator Mark Kelley O Kate.
Speaker 2: It says we are in uncharted waters. I mean, I
Speaker 2: never expected, after serving twenty five years in the Navy,
Speaker 2: flying combat missions over Iraq and Kuwait, flying the Space Shuttle,
Speaker 2: that now I've got to worry about my personal safety
Speaker 2: and that of my wife, Gabby Giffords, who was already
Speaker 2: nearly assassinated because of something the President said.
Speaker 1: Fine, he was Jim Crow.
Speaker 3: This morning, President Donald Trump threatened to have me arrested
Speaker 3: and executed simply for reminding our service members of their
Speaker 3: oaths to follow the Constitution and to defend the rule
Speaker 3: of law. I've taken many oaths throughout my life as
Speaker 3: a combat veteran, a paratrooper, and Army ranger, and now
Speaker 3: as a member of Congress. That is a lifetime oath
Speaker 3: for me. I will never stop defending it and upholding
Speaker 3: that sacred obligation.
Speaker 1: Here's Maddie Goodlander.
Speaker 5: Look, I never.
Speaker 4: Thought that simply and clearly stating federal law, whatever cause
Speaker 4: the President of the United States, the commander in chief
Speaker 4: to threaten violence against me and members of Congress. Look,
Speaker 4: our message is clear to our service members, and I
Speaker 4: think it's a really important one in this moment.
Speaker 6: Our laws are clear.
Speaker 4: We all take an oath to the same Constitution.
Speaker 1: And here is what communists do. They do it all
Speaker 1: the time, and they do it because it works. As
Speaker 1: you know, as we talk about all the time, they
Speaker 1: are revolutionaries. They are trying to infiltrate everything good, subvert it,
Speaker 1: use it for the revolution, and burn it all down.
Speaker 1: That is what they're trying to do. They oftentimes will
Speaker 1: push too far. It's just look, it's hard to infiltrate
Speaker 1: something forever without getting caught. You're going to push too far.
Speaker 1: And because they have a demonic nature, it happens to
Speaker 1: them really a lot. What happens when you get caught,
Speaker 1: What happens when you push too far? Play the victim,
Speaker 1: the second you push too far, when the hammer comes down,
Speaker 1: play the victim. It has been an extremely extremely effective
Speaker 1: way they've been able to infiltrate Western societies. It doesn't
Speaker 1: work as well in other parts of the world that
Speaker 1: have kind of different value systems, like if you look
Speaker 1: at if you look at places like Singapore. I'm not
Speaker 1: saying we want to be like Singapore, of course, but
Speaker 1: if you look at places like Singapore, when they had
Speaker 1: a communist problem, they just ran them all out of
Speaker 1: the country or through them in prison, immediately gone. You
Speaker 1: can't do that, Yes I can, gone, goodbye, crack down,
Speaker 1: immediately gone, no communist problem. By the way, Singapore flourishing, rich, clean,
Speaker 1: everything else. But in Western civilization, Christian based Western civilization,
Speaker 1: cries of your being too mean. Don't do that, Jesus said,
Speaker 1: turn the other cheek. Why are you being mean? Is
Speaker 1: that the Christian thing to do have been used to
Speaker 1: great effect on good people to stop communists from ever
Speaker 1: being stopped. For lack of a better way to put it,
Speaker 1: they infiltrate, they pushed too far, they do something bad.
Speaker 1: The second someone speaks out against it, it's whoa quit
Speaker 1: being a fascist? What do you? What do your but
Speaker 1: we have to recognize it for what it is. I've
Speaker 1: told you this story before the fact, I think I
Speaker 1: told it again, and I know I told it again
Speaker 1: recently about when there was a town here and they
Speaker 1: had the the lesbian militant anti gun communists getting ready
Speaker 1: to leave the Fourth of July parade, and we led
Speaker 1: this campaign. A lot of people participated to get her
Speaker 1: kicked out. Got her kicked out. All right, she was gone.
Speaker 1: So she leaves. She says, all right, I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: do the parade. I'm leaving. What did she do? She
Speaker 1: went to the media. Media started calling her, and she
Speaker 1: immediately immediately said, I'm receiving death threats. There have been
Speaker 1: death threats. I'm receiving death threats. The media started running
Speaker 1: with that story, blaming me for death threats. She's asked,
Speaker 1: can we see them? Can I show them to us?
Speaker 1: I'm out, you know what, I'm just done with this.
Speaker 1: I'm out of the country. Of course, because there were
Speaker 1: never any death threats at all. But because she's a
Speaker 1: trained communist, she understands the tactics. They just work perfectly,
Speaker 1: and the media goes with them. And half the time
Speaker 1: the media won't even ask you to verify death threats
Speaker 1: death threats. I've been receiving death threats. These death threats
Speaker 1: are crazy death threats, and immediately they the bad guy,
Speaker 1: the subversive, the infiltrator. Immediately he becomes the victim. The
Speaker 1: way to defeat this tactic is simply to recognize it.
Speaker 1: This is not a one off, Like I said, it's
Speaker 1: really not about the video or the response from today.
Speaker 1: It's not about the dune parade thing again that I
Speaker 1: brought up. This is something they use all the time.
Speaker 1: Jasmine Crockett actually just did it. Stacy Plaskett, Democrat, Member
Speaker 1: of the House, texting with Jeffrey Epstein, who was already
Speaker 1: a criminal at the time, during a committee hearing and
Speaker 1: Epstein is feeding her questions. It could on its face,
Speaker 1: it just looks bad in every possible way. It's unbelievable.
Speaker 1: Stacey Plaskett has it resigned. So what to do? What
Speaker 1: to do when you are caught red handed doing something terrible? Well,
Speaker 1: you're the folks.
Speaker 7: Who also took money from somebody wrong Buttoncaues. I'm sorry,
Speaker 7: but like we don't have atical like rules that say
Speaker 7: that you can't receive text messages or you can't respond
Speaker 7: to text messages, especially if somebody has a certain record,
Speaker 7: and you can't do it in committee. We obvious sitting
Speaker 7: on our phones, and yes, people be texting. I mean
Speaker 7: our staff texts us, like everybody text us.
Speaker 1: Like people be texting.
Speaker 7: I remember when I had the bleached blind situation. You
Speaker 7: know who was texting me my pastor Okay, So, like,
Speaker 7: let me be clear, there is no ethical violation. And
Speaker 7: so the idea or the audacity to decide that you
Speaker 7: want to strip a black woman of her committee assignment
Speaker 7: because she was texting with Epstein.
Speaker 1: Are you gonna do this to a black woman. She
Speaker 1: was caught red handed doing terrible things, possibly even illegal things.
Speaker 1: What do you are you? Are you doing this to
Speaker 1: a black woman? We'd be texting extremely effective. They use
Speaker 1: it because it works. It stops working the second you
Speaker 1: recognize it and decide you're never going to let them
Speaker 1: do that to you. Never let the communist demons be
Speaker 1: the victim when they're caught doing something wrong. It is
Speaker 1: the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wonderful Friday, and ask
Speaker 1: doctor Jesse Friday. I should note that I referred to
Speaker 1: Democrat Communist congressman last segment as Jim Crow when his
Speaker 1: name is Jason Crowe. If you'd like to know who's
Speaker 1: responsible for that, well, look what have I told you
Speaker 1: about leadership? Leadership means never taking responsibility for anything you do.
Speaker 1: That's what people underneath you are for. You pass the
Speaker 1: blame down to people underneath you, thus making yourself look better.
Speaker 1: Jewish producer Chris Corey on the sound list, they listed
Speaker 1: his name as Jim Crow. That's in their defense. They're
Speaker 1: really stupid. I the smart one, know his actual name,
Speaker 1: and yet I read Jim Crow. So what, Chris? What?
Speaker 1: Don't blame Corey? Chris? Now Chris is blaming Corey. Now
Speaker 1: Chris is blaming Cory. Yes, Chris, I can blame you.
Speaker 1: You know what? Actually that is true. Immediately passed the buck.
Speaker 1: Now there's no one left for Corey to pass it to.
Speaker 1: Way to go, idiot, And back to what we were saying,
Speaker 1: What is the point? What do I actually think the
Speaker 1: point was of that video? Why do that? Okay? So
Speaker 1: Alyssa slot Can Mark Kelly, those are the two biggest
Speaker 1: shots in that video because they're United States senators, right.
Speaker 1: Alissa Slotkin is a Democrat from Michigan. Mark Kelly's a
Speaker 1: Democrat from Arizona. Why does that matter. Well, if this
Speaker 1: was Elizabeth Warren or and Chris Murphy to two senators
Speaker 1: from hardcore blue places, super super blue places, that would
Speaker 1: be one conversation. But Elissa Slotkin Mark Kelly, they represent
Speaker 1: purple states. They both are senators from states where Donald
Speaker 1: Trump won. So here's what. Here's a dilemma they have.
Speaker 1: Alissa Slotkin cannot do the Elizabeth Warren routine. She can't
Speaker 1: do the Chuck Schumer routine, the Dick Durbin routine. She
Speaker 1: can't go out there and be Chay Gavera's she can't.
Speaker 1: Michigan is not that blue. It's just not. She can't
Speaker 1: do it. Mark Kelly is in the exact same predicament
Speaker 1: in Arizona. He can't be Chris Murphy. He can't act
Speaker 1: like a senator from California or Oregon. He can't be
Speaker 1: Fidel Castro. He has to do it differently. But how
Speaker 1: do you do it differently? Well, there are going to
Speaker 1: be times where Alissa Slotkin or Mark Kelly they can't
Speaker 1: quite go far as far as the communist base of
Speaker 1: the Democrat Party wants them to go. They can't they
Speaker 1: can't because they'll lose elections if they do it. So
Speaker 1: how do you make up for that? You make up
Speaker 1: for that by putting out things occasionally that make you
Speaker 1: look like a bomb throwing communist, like the Democrat base wants.
Speaker 1: Do you want a right wing version of this? You
Speaker 1: know what a right wing version of this is? Immigration.
Speaker 1: I've talked about this forever. The Republican Party, the Republican
Speaker 1: base is sick of illegal immigration, right sick to death
Speaker 1: of it. Republican politicians oftentimes will screw us over repeatedly
Speaker 1: on huge important issues. But you know what they will
Speaker 1: do when it matters or when they think you're watching.
Speaker 1: Let's say, you know what, I have a perfect example
Speaker 1: of this. John McCain used to make Republican voters mad
Speaker 1: all the time because he'd vote with the communists on
Speaker 1: this or the communists on that. Used to make Republican
Speaker 1: voters mad all the time. John McCain all of a
Speaker 1: sudden has to run, Not all of a sudden had
Speaker 1: to run for reelection. I'm living in Arizona at the time. Now,
Speaker 1: this is Gang of Eight amnesty. John McCain, who routinely
Speaker 1: made the Republican base mad, boom its primary season. What
Speaker 1: ads were on the television every other commercial in Arizona.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna build the wall. I'm John McCain, and I'm
Speaker 1: gonna deport every one of these illegal aliens, scumbags. We're
Speaker 1: gonna get these people at what's he doing? Finding an issue?
Speaker 1: He's finding something that makes the base uniquely fired up,
Speaker 1: that makes you and me look at it on the
Speaker 1: TV and go, yeah, deport them all. And in that moment,
Speaker 1: we forget about all the other crap, We forget about
Speaker 1: everything else you don't like, because in that moment, he's
Speaker 1: feeding me something I never get, not even from him.
Speaker 1: And I'm finally I'm standing up off the couch. Yes,
Speaker 1: got up. Deport them all. This is the communist version.
Speaker 8: Of that Americans trust their military with.
Speaker 1: That trust is at risk.
Speaker 2: This administration is pitting our uniform military.
Speaker 5: And intelligence community professionals.
Speaker 3: Against American citizens like us.
Speaker 1: You all swore an oath. That's what that was. That
Speaker 1: was Melissa Slotkin and Mark Kelly putting up a shield,
Speaker 1: not from you, not from Trump. That was them trying
Speaker 1: to put up a shield between them and their rabid
Speaker 1: communist base. We have a situation that We've seen play
Speaker 1: out time and time again. We're watching it. It's happening
Speaker 1: as we speak. Democrat politicians are afraid of their communist base.
Speaker 1: The average Democrat voter now is a communist and they
Speaker 1: demand communism. That's what they want. Every poll shows it.
Speaker 1: They like socialism more than capitalism. That they believe boys
Speaker 1: can become girls. That these people have lost their freaking minds.
Speaker 1: If you're a Democrat senator from the state of Michigan,
Speaker 1: you can't campaign on that. You can be a Democrat,
Speaker 1: you can't campaign on that. What's your base gonna do?
Speaker 1: They're gonna tear you apart. We already had an Arizona
Speaker 1: senator who went Bye bye kristin cinema. She was a Democrat.
Speaker 1: She tried to do that middle of the road moderate thing.
Speaker 1: Seya one term base tossed around. That's what you're seeing, Jesse, Kelly,
Speaker 1: Joe on a wonderful, wonderful Friday. It's the weekend time,
Speaker 1: and you know what we're gonna do on the weekend.
Speaker 1: We be texting.
Speaker 7: Yes, I'm sorry, but like we don't have ethical like
Speaker 7: rules that say that you can't receive text messages or
Speaker 7: you can't respond to text messages, especially if somebody has
Speaker 7: a certain record and you can't do it. In committee.
Speaker 7: We obviously sitting on our phones. And yes, people be texting.
Speaker 1: People be texting. What Chris, people be texting? Fellas, I
Speaker 1: just made an executive decision. That's gotta be on the soundboard.
Speaker 1: It does look people be texting Chris. All right, people
Speaker 1: be texting. No, no, Chris, No, it has to be there.
Speaker 1: Come on, that's people be texting Chris. All right, all right,
Speaker 1: all right, let's I'm gonna brings. I went off yesterday
Speaker 1: at the beginning of the show about the the messaging
Speaker 1: out of the Trump White House about the h one
Speaker 1: b's and the foreigners and things like that. And you
Speaker 1: wrote a bunch of emails in and actually I'm gonna
Speaker 1: let you have your say. I'm gonna read them, and
Speaker 1: just for reference in case you've been under a rock,
Speaker 1: it's now two times he said this. This was him
Speaker 1: with Laura angh one.
Speaker 5: B visa thing will not be a big priority for
Speaker 5: your administration, because if you want to raise wages for
Speaker 5: American workers, you can't flood the country with tens of
Speaker 5: thousands or hundreds of And.
Speaker 8: We also do have to bring in talent when we
Speaker 8: got on talent.
Speaker 1: And know you don't.
Speaker 5: We don't have talented people.
Speaker 8: Now you don't have you don't have certain talents, and
Speaker 8: you have to people have to learn. You can't take
Speaker 8: people off an unapplog like an unemployment line is say
Speaker 8: I'm going to put you into a factory who we're
Speaker 8: going to make missiles.
Speaker 1: Right. He caught a lot of flat for that, but
Speaker 1: then stood up in front of the Saudis. This was
Speaker 1: at a Saudi event.
Speaker 6: And so to bring people to get those plants opened.
Speaker 6: We want you to do that, and we want them
Speaker 6: those people to teach our people how to make computer
Speaker 6: chips and how to make other things. You can't come in,
Speaker 6: and I'm explaining, you can't come in open up a
Speaker 6: massive computer chip factory for billions and billions of dollars
Speaker 6: like is being done in Arizona, and think you're going
Speaker 6: to hire people off an unemployment line to run it.
Speaker 6: They're going to have to bring thousands of people with them,
Speaker 6: and I'm going to welcome those people. Now. I love
Speaker 6: my conservative friends, I love MAGA, but this is MAGA,
Speaker 6: and those people are going to teach our people how
Speaker 6: to make computer chips and in a short period of time,
Speaker 6: our people are going to be doing great and those
Speaker 6: people can go home where they probably always want to be.
Speaker 6: You know, when people are born someplace, they tend.
Speaker 1: To want to go.
Speaker 6: And we have the greatest country in the world, but
Speaker 6: they want to go.
Speaker 1: And yeah, they they're dying to go back to India.
Speaker 1: You can tell, you can definitely tell. All right, So
Speaker 1: I'm gonna read it because I had my say yesterday.
Speaker 1: I'll give you yours. Jesse. I worked for a computer company.
Speaker 1: They thought they could save money by making circuit boards
Speaker 1: in Mexico, provided no training, and things would be great.
Speaker 1: The rejection rate of the boards was one hundred percent. Oops.
Speaker 1: It took one year of extremely talented people to get
Speaker 1: the rejection rate to fifty percent. Costs more to make
Speaker 1: the boards in Mexico after four years. Maybe Americans are
Speaker 1: smart and so on and so forth. Okay, Jesse Trump
Speaker 1: is a smart man. Why we did let all those
Speaker 1: communists into our workforce to sabotage our industry. Some people
Speaker 1: disagree with my take, Jesse, I love you, love your
Speaker 1: show again. He was cool. This guy's cool about It's
Speaker 1: fine to disagree, and you're making way too big of
Speaker 1: a deal out of an obvious misstatement by Trump about
Speaker 1: training for American workers. He never said they're too dumb,
Speaker 1: so on and so forth. That's a huge mistake on
Speaker 1: your part, not his. Okay, you're making a bigger deal.
Speaker 1: He didn't mean anything bad or evil. You're helping the left.
Speaker 1: Chill out, please, All right, there's lots of these, Jesse.
Speaker 1: Thank you for what you do. Listen to your comments
Speaker 1: about what Trump said. I could be wrong, but my
Speaker 1: guess is that was part of the deal he made
Speaker 1: with those countries to get the factories, so on and
Speaker 1: so forth. Okay, so look, all these are great points,
Speaker 1: all these and this is a fraction of the emails
Speaker 1: we got. It came pouring in, and look, everybody was
Speaker 1: cool about it. Some some are mad at Trump, some
Speaker 1: some are mad at me, but but cool about it.
Speaker 1: It's totally fine to be mad at me. Disagree, Jesse,
Speaker 1: I don't agree, Jesse. He's right, Jesse, lay off, Jesse.
Speaker 1: So so let's let me just explain this. This is
Speaker 1: the This is just my point on it. If if
Speaker 1: you've been abusing something, I'll use alcoholics. It's one of
Speaker 1: the easiest ones to use if I actually have I
Speaker 1: have a dinner tonight with a friend after work. I
Speaker 1: have to go out. I have to work. I have
Speaker 1: to have dinner with a friend. I say have to
Speaker 1: because well, it's not a fun evening. I have to
Speaker 1: talk to him about something he's going through, something wants
Speaker 1: my help or whatever. But this friend I'm actually going
Speaker 1: to dinner with tonight, don't worry. He doesn't listen to
Speaker 1: the show. And I'm not gonna name him anyway. He
Speaker 1: for a long time struggled with drugs and alcohol badly,
Speaker 1: really really really badly. We're talking. I think he did
Speaker 1: a year in rehab, a long time in one of
Speaker 1: the closed in rehab clinics. Like, you're not going home.
Speaker 1: You want to go see him, You have to go
Speaker 1: visit him that badly. So tonight when we go to dinner,
Speaker 1: I don't know where we're going yet. I can't order
Speaker 1: a beer. I can't, not even one. He has struggled
Speaker 1: with it to the point that it would be wrong
Speaker 1: for me to order a beer. All right, when it
Speaker 1: comes to the subject of immigration, all your points are valid.
Speaker 1: And by the way, I really agree with the one
Speaker 1: with one of you who said this is probably part
Speaker 1: of the deal Trump struck. You know, you strike a
Speaker 1: deal with Saudi Arabia, Saudi Arabia says, or this is
Speaker 1: just hypothetical. Saudi Arabia says, Yeah, we'll come build a
Speaker 1: huge plant in Arizona. But if we come build this plant,
Speaker 1: you have to bring a thousand of our workers with you.
Speaker 1: That you're probably right, probably part of the deal. And
Speaker 1: let's also understand that Trump speaks off the cuff and
Speaker 1: honestly so it wasn't put the best way, especially the
Speaker 1: Ingram interview. We don't have talent here, No, you can't. Okay,
Speaker 1: maybe wasn't messaged right. My point is not even necessarily
Speaker 1: about the chip factory or the thousands, thousands of workers.
Speaker 1: My point is Americans who are patriots, the American right,
Speaker 1: not talking about the Communists. For decades and decades, In decades,
Speaker 1: we have been drowning in foreigners coming into this country
Speaker 1: illegally and legally and pillaging what is ours, decades of it,
Speaker 1: tens of millions of them. Did you know that roughly
Speaker 1: all we can do is estimate roughly fifteen percent of
Speaker 1: the country are foreigners. Now just wrap your mind around
Speaker 1: that fifteen percent decades of that, after decades of that,
Speaker 1: decades of that abuse the American people, Even if you
Speaker 1: struck a deal, even if it has to be done,
Speaker 1: even if it's temporary, even if you're right about this
Speaker 1: or that, even if the American people don't want to
Speaker 1: hear this.
Speaker 5: Saying, will not be a big priority for your administration,
Speaker 5: because if you want to raise wages for American workers,
Speaker 5: you can't flood the country with tens of thousands or
Speaker 5: hundreds of dollars.
Speaker 8: We also do have to bring in talent.
Speaker 1: When we got plenty of talent we don't have. It
Speaker 1: doesn't land well. My point was not specifically about the
Speaker 1: actual factory in Arizona. And as I've said, we are
Speaker 1: now and I believe I think I saw a number
Speaker 1: two point three million foreigners, a reduction in foreigners in
Speaker 1: the country in the first eleven months of Trump's presidency.
Speaker 1: They're doing good. American jobs are rising, foreign jobs are lowering.
Speaker 1: The They're doing good on the subject of immigration. They're
Speaker 1: doing good. My problem is the messaging. That messaging is terrible.
Speaker 1: And when I hear terrible message, messaging that's gonna kill
Speaker 1: us in the midterms. That I'm starting to hear from
Speaker 1: my normy neighbors about I'm going to freak out because
Speaker 1: I love my country. I don't want the communists to
Speaker 1: take it back over, and I want to raise such
Speaker 1: a stink that the bad messaging stops. Rush Limbaugh talked
Speaker 1: about Trump about this before, about how about how because
Speaker 1: he's not a traditional conservative, sometimes he'll say something just
Speaker 1: because he's speaking honestly, he'll say something that lands like
Speaker 1: a freaking lead balloon on the right. And that's what
Speaker 1: he's doing now. It's what he used to do when
Speaker 1: he was trying to pitch that crappy non vaccine he
Speaker 1: was selling, and that eventually he backed off. He doesn't
Speaker 1: back off if we don't raise a stink. My point
Speaker 1: was the messaging, it's gotta stop no more. Let that
Speaker 1: be the last speech we hear about how badly we
Speaker 1: need foreigners because Americans don't have talent. Let's never hear
Speaker 1: that again ever. Ever is the Jesse Kelly Show on
Speaker 1: a Wonderful Friday, And asked doctor Jesse Friday, and you
Speaker 1: can get your questions emailed in still We're live here
Speaker 1: Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Let's chop away at
Speaker 1: some of these, Jesse, what do you do? What do
Speaker 1: you eat while flying? I'm guessing you bring snacks because
Speaker 1: of the tiny little bag of peanuts, while fitting in
Speaker 1: your hands perfectly, doesn't fill your stomach. Well. For one,
Speaker 1: these airplanes don't serve peanuts anymore. And you can thank
Speaker 1: all these ridiculous peanut allergies for these things. Now, we
Speaker 1: don't get freaking peanuts on the plane. I don't eat
Speaker 1: airplane food pretty much universally, no matter what it is.
Speaker 1: You know how, they don't sell like the snack boxes,
Speaker 1: or or if you're sitting up in first class, they'll
Speaker 1: serve you some sorry frigging meal. No no, no, no, not
Speaker 1: doing that. I don't do that. I don't want it.
Speaker 1: It's it's awful every single time. The juice isn't worth
Speaker 1: the squeez. I'm sitting there, I'm reading a book or
Speaker 1: something like that. I have to pull out the arm
Speaker 1: rest thing. I have to, But my neighbor, I just
Speaker 1: don't do it. The food sucks every time, so I
Speaker 1: don't do it. I I try to eat something in
Speaker 1: the airport before I go. I'm not a huge snacker
Speaker 1: because I am not a I don't have a big
Speaker 1: sweet tooth. I'm a salty guy. I like salty and savory,
Speaker 1: so I eat salty foods. My sodium levels must be
Speaker 1: through the roof. What do you need when you eat
Speaker 1: salt water? You need to drink something. I am six
Speaker 1: foot eight. I do not want to pee in the airplane.
Speaker 1: I will do alarming things to ensure I will not
Speaker 1: have to pee in the airplane. Do you understand I
Speaker 1: need to try to explain this in a way that
Speaker 1: will make you feel extreme empathy for me. Do you
Speaker 1: understand that in a plane for me to pee, I
Speaker 1: have to walk into the bathroom, put up the seat.
Speaker 1: I have to half squat. If you can picture my
Speaker 1: knees after I've unzipped, I have to kind of half squat,
Speaker 1: and then with my upper body with my neck. As
Speaker 1: I half squat, I have to bend myself over to
Speaker 1: the side. I always bend to the right. I'm not
Speaker 1: sure what that is, probably a psychological thing. I half
Speaker 1: squat and bend myself to the right, and then I
Speaker 1: have to like jut my hips forward to ensure I
Speaker 1: hit the ball. And I have to hold this half
Speaker 1: squat bent over position for as long as it takes
Speaker 1: to be you have any idea how insanely uncomfortable that is.
Speaker 1: And if there's turbulence, and of course there's always turbulence
Speaker 1: the second you get into the bathroom. I have to
Speaker 1: do this while trying not to smash my head into
Speaker 1: the roof. It's not a small thing. It's not a
Speaker 1: small thing. I know most people think, what's the big deal,
Speaker 1: what's the big deal? Well, it's not a big deal
Speaker 1: for you, midget you fit in the overhead compartment. It's
Speaker 1: a big deal for me. I don't fit in the
Speaker 1: freaking bathroom, so I don't snack much when I travel.
Speaker 1: What Chris Chris said, that's why we need the Jesse
Speaker 1: Kelly Show tour bus. Chris, have you ever been on
Speaker 1: a bus, buddy? They ever been on like a like
Speaker 1: a bus, a big bus. Have you been in those bathrooms?
Speaker 1: But haven't? They're not better than the plane bathrooms. In fact,
Speaker 1: that a lot of ways they're worse. I actually got
Speaker 1: locked in one of those bathrooms for two hours one time.
Speaker 1: I ever tell you that. I was on the basketball
Speaker 1: team in high school and it was our freshman year
Speaker 1: and I got to travel with the Don't worry, I
Speaker 1: was was horrible at basketball, by the way, but I
Speaker 1: got to travel with the varsity team and I went
Speaker 1: back to use the bathroom, and little did I know,
Speaker 1: one of the hazing rituals for the freshman basketball players
Speaker 1: was if you went and used the bathroom, they would
Speaker 1: lock the door on you from the outside. And they
Speaker 1: locked the door on me from the outside. And I
Speaker 1: spent two hours in the bus bathroom on a basketball trip.
Speaker 1: I have PTSD to this day. I wake up with nightmares.
Speaker 1: What Chris the Jesse Kelly showed tour bus will have
Speaker 1: a big bathroom. Where were we gonna put that? Chris, You
Speaker 1: can't just magically add square footage to the bus. It's
Speaker 1: a bus. It can't be. It's not going to be
Speaker 1: a double decker bus. Those are a safety hazard. Then
Speaker 1: you can't ever go anywhere, Windy. I guess we're just
Speaker 1: kno going to visit Kansas. I'm telling you no, no, no.
Speaker 1: And by the way, road trips suck. Okay, everyone knows
Speaker 1: road trips suck. I've taken so many. I've driven across
Speaker 1: the country so many times in my life, and every
Speaker 1: time you get where you're going and you're just stopping.
Speaker 1: What Chris what Chris said, not in a tour bus.
Speaker 1: Will we have our own fridge microwave? All right, all right,
Speaker 1: I'm listening. If we get a comfortable bit that fits me, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's exactly, see exactly. This works out great for you too.
Speaker 1: This doesn't work out well for me at all. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be sitting up on the uncomfortable couch eating hot
Speaker 1: pockets while you two are racked out in the back
Speaker 1: not doing it anyway. Uh. If I do have to
Speaker 1: buy a snack at the little store or something like that,
Speaker 1: I will usually try to buy a protein drink in
Speaker 1: white cheddar cheese. Its which is odd because I never
Speaker 1: buy white cheddar cheese it's really at any other time
Speaker 1: in my life. But when I travel, there's something about
Speaker 1: white chetty cheeses that just reaches out of me, probably
Speaker 1: because it coats your hands in a fine white powder,
Speaker 1: then then gets all over your travel clothes. And OB
Speaker 1: gets upset when I get something on my pants, and
Speaker 1: so that's really probably what it is. It's a deep
Speaker 1: desire to aggravate Ob whenever I whenever I find the opportunity,
Speaker 1: as all good husbands do. All right, let's talk about
Speaker 1: Gavin new Gavin Newsom winning the presidency, God forbid. Some
Speaker 1: guy wants to talk about the VA and veterans stealing benefits,
Speaker 1: if you will, making chicken for Thanksgiving? Human beings? Why
Speaker 1: did we finally make a shift on slavery? All that
Speaker 1: and more Hang on