WEBVTT - Jeffrey Epstein Files

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<v Speaker 1>Jessie Kelly Show. Let's have some fun on a Friday. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>it's an ask doctor Jesse Friday in Amazing Friday as

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<v Speaker 1>we cruise into the weekend Thanksgivings almost here, and we

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<v Speaker 1>are going to have such a great show tonight. The Democrats,

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<v Speaker 1>the communists who put out that video calling for subversives

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<v Speaker 1>in the CIA and military to step up, They're they're

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<v Speaker 1>now playing the victim. We're going to talk about communists, antics,

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<v Speaker 1>tactics here in just a moment. Got a bunch of

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<v Speaker 1>emails about Trump's comments about American workers and stuff like that.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna let you have your say. I had my

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<v Speaker 1>say yesterday. We'll touch on that. We are going to

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<v Speaker 1>get to what happens if the government switches back into

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<v Speaker 1>their hands. What's my favorite airline snack? All that Hamburger

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<v Speaker 1>helper and so much more coming up tonight on the

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<v Speaker 1>world famous Jesse Kelly's Show. Now, let's rewind a little bit,

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<v Speaker 1>just to set the table here first, I'm not actually

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<v Speaker 1>focusing as much on what those senators and members of

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<v Speaker 1>the House of Representatives said when they called for members

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<v Speaker 1>of the military and CIA to subvert the Trump administration.

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<v Speaker 1>That's really not the point of what we're about to

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<v Speaker 1>talk about. This is more of a an understanding communist

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<v Speaker 1>tactics thing, all right, because they're doing something today, it's

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<v Speaker 1>obvious what they're doing. They do these kinds of things

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<v Speaker 1>all the time, and they do this because it's effective.

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<v Speaker 1>It's effective unless you recognize it. So let's just rewind

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<v Speaker 1>you heard it. I've played it for you last couple

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<v Speaker 1>of days. Democrat senators, Democrat members of the House, produce, edit,

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<v Speaker 1>and publish this. Americans trust their military with that trust

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<v Speaker 1>is at risk.

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<v Speaker 2>This administration is pitting our uniform military.

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<v Speaker 3>And intelligence community professionals against American citizens like us.

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<v Speaker 1>You all swore an oath.

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<v Speaker 4>To protect and defend this constitution.

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<v Speaker 3>Right now, the threats to our constitution aren't just coming

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<v Speaker 3>from road, but from right here at home.

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<v Speaker 1>Our laws are clear.

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<v Speaker 2>You can refuse illegal orders.

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<v Speaker 1>You can refuse illegal orders. You must refuse illegal orders.

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<v Speaker 5>No one has to carry out orders that violate the

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<v Speaker 5>law or our constitution.

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<v Speaker 1>We know this is hard, and that yeah, you get

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<v Speaker 1>you got it, you got it. So today if you

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<v Speaker 1>notice patterns, and I'm sure you do today actually about

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<v Speaker 1>the last twenty four hours, what has happened. Well, in

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<v Speaker 1>the wake of that, Trump put up a social media

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<v Speaker 1>post saying something like sedition treason, which and that that, honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>it's pretty much what it is. That's a jaw dropping

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<v Speaker 1>thing that we should never normalize. But there is no

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<v Speaker 1>there's no bottom for Democrats now they're completely unhinged. Donald

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<v Speaker 1>Trump's sedition treason. Well, now every single person in that

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<v Speaker 1>video has gone to the media and said things like this.

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<v Speaker 1>This is Senator Mark Kelley O Kate.

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<v Speaker 2>It says we are in uncharted waters. I mean, I

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<v Speaker 2>never expected, after serving twenty five years in the Navy,

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<v Speaker 2>flying combat missions over Iraq and Kuwait, flying the Space Shuttle,

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<v Speaker 2>that now I've got to worry about my personal safety

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<v Speaker 2>and that of my wife, Gabby Giffords, who was already

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<v Speaker 2>nearly assassinated because of something the President said.

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<v Speaker 1>Fine, he was Jim Crow.

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<v Speaker 3>This morning, President Donald Trump threatened to have me arrested

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<v Speaker 3>and executed simply for reminding our service members of their

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<v Speaker 3>oaths to follow the Constitution and to defend the rule

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<v Speaker 3>of law. I've taken many oaths throughout my life as

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<v Speaker 3>a combat veteran, a paratrooper, and Army ranger, and now

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<v Speaker 3>as a member of Congress. That is a lifetime oath

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<v Speaker 3>for me. I will never stop defending it and upholding

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<v Speaker 3>that sacred obligation.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's Maddie Goodlander.

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<v Speaker 5>Look, I never.

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<v Speaker 4>Thought that simply and clearly stating federal law, whatever cause

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<v Speaker 4>the President of the United States, the commander in chief

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<v Speaker 4>to threaten violence against me and members of Congress. Look,

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<v Speaker 4>our message is clear to our service members, and I

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<v Speaker 4>think it's a really important one in this moment.

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<v Speaker 6>Our laws are clear.

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<v Speaker 4>We all take an oath to the same Constitution.

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<v Speaker 1>And here is what communists do. They do it all

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<v Speaker 1>the time, and they do it because it works. As

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<v Speaker 1>you know, as we talk about all the time, they

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<v Speaker 1>are revolutionaries. They are trying to infiltrate everything good, subvert it,

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<v Speaker 1>use it for the revolution, and burn it all down.

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<v Speaker 1>That is what they're trying to do. They oftentimes will

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<v Speaker 1>push too far. It's just look, it's hard to infiltrate

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<v Speaker 1>something forever without getting caught. You're going to push too far.

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<v Speaker 1>And because they have a demonic nature, it happens to

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<v Speaker 1>them really a lot. What happens when you get caught,

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<v Speaker 1>What happens when you push too far? Play the victim,

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<v Speaker 1>the second you push too far, when the hammer comes down,

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<v Speaker 1>play the victim. It has been an extremely extremely effective

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<v Speaker 1>way they've been able to infiltrate Western societies. It doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>work as well in other parts of the world that

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<v Speaker 1>have kind of different value systems, like if you look

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<v Speaker 1>at if you look at places like Singapore. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>saying we want to be like Singapore, of course, but

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<v Speaker 1>if you look at places like Singapore, when they had

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<v Speaker 1>a communist problem, they just ran them all out of

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<v Speaker 1>the country or through them in prison, immediately gone. You

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<v Speaker 1>can't do that, Yes I can, gone, goodbye, crack down,

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<v Speaker 1>immediately gone, no communist problem. By the way, Singapore flourishing, rich, clean,

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<v Speaker 1>everything else. But in Western civilization, Christian based Western civilization,

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<v Speaker 1>cries of your being too mean. Don't do that, Jesus said,

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<v Speaker 1>turn the other cheek. Why are you being mean? Is

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<v Speaker 1>that the Christian thing to do have been used to

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<v Speaker 1>great effect on good people to stop communists from ever

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<v Speaker 1>being stopped. For lack of a better way to put it,

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<v Speaker 1>they infiltrate, they pushed too far, they do something bad.

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<v Speaker 1>The second someone speaks out against it, it's whoa quit

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<v Speaker 1>being a fascist? What do you? What do your but

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<v Speaker 1>we have to recognize it for what it is. I've

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<v Speaker 1>told you this story before the fact, I think I

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<v Speaker 1>told it again, and I know I told it again

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<v Speaker 1>recently about when there was a town here and they

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<v Speaker 1>had the the lesbian militant anti gun communists getting ready

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<v Speaker 1>to leave the Fourth of July parade, and we led

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<v Speaker 1>this campaign. A lot of people participated to get her

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<v Speaker 1>kicked out. Got her kicked out. All right, she was gone.

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<v Speaker 1>So she leaves. She says, all right, I'm not gonna

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<v Speaker 1>do the parade. I'm leaving. What did she do? She

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<v Speaker 1>went to the media. Media started calling her, and she

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<v Speaker 1>immediately immediately said, I'm receiving death threats. There have been

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<v Speaker 1>death threats. I'm receiving death threats. The media started running

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<v Speaker 1>with that story, blaming me for death threats. She's asked,

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<v Speaker 1>can we see them? Can I show them to us?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm out, you know what, I'm just done with this.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm out of the country. Of course, because there were

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<v Speaker 1>never any death threats at all. But because she's a

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<v Speaker 1>trained communist, she understands the tactics. They just work perfectly,

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<v Speaker 1>and the media goes with them. And half the time

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<v Speaker 1>the media won't even ask you to verify death threats

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<v Speaker 1>death threats. I've been receiving death threats. These death threats

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<v Speaker 1>are crazy death threats, and immediately they the bad guy,

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<v Speaker 1>the subversive, the infiltrator. Immediately he becomes the victim. The

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<v Speaker 1>way to defeat this tactic is simply to recognize it.

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<v Speaker 1>This is not a one off, Like I said, it's

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<v Speaker 1>really not about the video or the response from today.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not about the dune parade thing again that I

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<v Speaker 1>brought up. This is something they use all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>Jasmine Crockett actually just did it. Stacy Plaskett, Democrat, Member

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<v Speaker 1>of the House, texting with Jeffrey Epstein, who was already

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<v Speaker 1>a criminal at the time, during a committee hearing and

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<v Speaker 1>Epstein is feeding her questions. It could on its face,

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<v Speaker 1>it just looks bad in every possible way. It's unbelievable.

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<v Speaker 1>Stacey Plaskett has it resigned. So what to do? What

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<v Speaker 1>to do when you are caught red handed doing something terrible? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>you're the folks.

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<v Speaker 7>Who also took money from somebody wrong Buttoncaues. I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 7>but like we don't have atical like rules that say

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<v Speaker 7>that you can't receive text messages or you can't respond

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<v Speaker 7>to text messages, especially if somebody has a certain record,

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<v Speaker 7>and you can't do it in committee. We obvious sitting

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<v Speaker 7>on our phones, and yes, people be texting. I mean

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<v Speaker 7>our staff texts us, like everybody text us.

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<v Speaker 1>Like people be texting.

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<v Speaker 7>I remember when I had the bleached blind situation. You

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<v Speaker 7>know who was texting me my pastor Okay, So, like,

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<v Speaker 7>let me be clear, there is no ethical violation. And

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<v Speaker 7>so the idea or the audacity to decide that you

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<v Speaker 7>want to strip a black woman of her committee assignment

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<v Speaker 7>because she was texting with Epstein.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you gonna do this to a black woman. She

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<v Speaker 1>was caught red handed doing terrible things, possibly even illegal things.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you are you? Are you doing this to

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<v Speaker 1>a black woman? We'd be texting extremely effective. They use

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<v Speaker 1>it because it works. It stops working the second you

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<v Speaker 1>recognize it and decide you're never going to let them

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<v Speaker 1>do that to you. Never let the communist demons be

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<v Speaker 1>the victim when they're caught doing something wrong. It is

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<v Speaker 1>the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wonderful Friday, and ask

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<v Speaker 1>doctor Jesse Friday. I should note that I referred to

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<v Speaker 1>Democrat Communist congressman last segment as Jim Crow when his

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<v Speaker 1>name is Jason Crowe. If you'd like to know who's

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<v Speaker 1>responsible for that, well, look what have I told you

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<v Speaker 1>about leadership? Leadership means never taking responsibility for anything you do.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what people underneath you are for. You pass the

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<v Speaker 1>blame down to people underneath you, thus making yourself look better.

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<v Speaker 1>Jewish producer Chris Corey on the sound list, they listed

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<v Speaker 1>his name as Jim Crow. That's in their defense. They're

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<v Speaker 1>really stupid. I the smart one, know his actual name,

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<v Speaker 1>and yet I read Jim Crow. So what, Chris? What?

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<v Speaker 1>Don't blame Corey? Chris? Now Chris is blaming Corey. Now

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<v Speaker 1>Chris is blaming Cory. Yes, Chris, I can blame you.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what? Actually that is true. Immediately passed the buck.

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<v Speaker 1>Now there's no one left for Corey to pass it to.

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<v Speaker 1>Way to go, idiot, And back to what we were saying,

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<v Speaker 1>What is the point? What do I actually think the

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<v Speaker 1>point was of that video? Why do that? Okay? So

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<v Speaker 1>Alyssa slot Can Mark Kelly, those are the two biggest

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<v Speaker 1>shots in that video because they're United States senators, right.

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<v Speaker 1>Alissa Slotkin is a Democrat from Michigan. Mark Kelly's a

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<v Speaker 1>Democrat from Arizona. Why does that matter. Well, if this

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<v Speaker 1>was Elizabeth Warren or and Chris Murphy to two senators

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<v Speaker 1>from hardcore blue places, super super blue places, that would

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<v Speaker 1>be one conversation. But Elissa Slotkin Mark Kelly, they represent

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<v Speaker 1>purple states. They both are senators from states where Donald

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<v Speaker 1>Trump won. So here's what. Here's a dilemma they have.

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<v Speaker 1>Alissa Slotkin cannot do the Elizabeth Warren routine. She can't

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<v Speaker 1>do the Chuck Schumer routine, the Dick Durbin routine. She

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<v Speaker 1>can't go out there and be Chay Gavera's she can't.

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<v Speaker 1>Michigan is not that blue. It's just not. She can't

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<v Speaker 1>do it. Mark Kelly is in the exact same predicament

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<v Speaker 1>in Arizona. He can't be Chris Murphy. He can't act

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<v Speaker 1>like a senator from California or Oregon. He can't be

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<v Speaker 1>Fidel Castro. He has to do it differently. But how

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<v Speaker 1>do you do it differently? Well, there are going to

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<v Speaker 1>be times where Alissa Slotkin or Mark Kelly they can't

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<v Speaker 1>quite go far as far as the communist base of

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<v Speaker 1>the Democrat Party wants them to go. They can't they

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<v Speaker 1>can't because they'll lose elections if they do it. So

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<v Speaker 1>how do you make up for that? You make up

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<v Speaker 1>for that by putting out things occasionally that make you

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<v Speaker 1>look like a bomb throwing communist, like the Democrat base wants.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you want a right wing version of this? You

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<v Speaker 1>know what a right wing version of this is? Immigration.

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<v Speaker 1>I've talked about this forever. The Republican Party, the Republican

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<v Speaker 1>base is sick of illegal immigration, right sick to death

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<v Speaker 1>of it. Republican politicians oftentimes will screw us over repeatedly

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<v Speaker 1>on huge important issues. But you know what they will

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<v Speaker 1>do when it matters or when they think you're watching.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's say, you know what, I have a perfect example

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<v Speaker 1>of this. John McCain used to make Republican voters mad

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<v Speaker 1>all the time because he'd vote with the communists on

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<v Speaker 1>this or the communists on that. Used to make Republican

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<v Speaker 1>voters mad all the time. John McCain all of a

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<v Speaker 1>sudden has to run, Not all of a sudden had

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<v Speaker 1>to run for reelection. I'm living in Arizona at the time. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>this is Gang of Eight amnesty. John McCain, who routinely

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<v Speaker 1>made the Republican base mad, boom its primary season. What

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<v Speaker 1>ads were on the television every other commercial in Arizona.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna build the wall. I'm John McCain, and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna deport every one of these illegal aliens, scumbags. We're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna get these people at what's he doing? Finding an issue?

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<v Speaker 1>He's finding something that makes the base uniquely fired up,

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<v Speaker 1>that makes you and me look at it on the

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<v Speaker 1>TV and go, yeah, deport them all. And in that moment,

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<v Speaker 1>we forget about all the other crap, We forget about

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<v Speaker 1>everything else you don't like, because in that moment, he's

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<v Speaker 1>feeding me something I never get, not even from him.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm finally I'm standing up off the couch. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>got up. Deport them all. This is the communist version.

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<v Speaker 8>Of that Americans trust their military with.

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<v Speaker 1>That trust is at risk.

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<v Speaker 2>This administration is pitting our uniform military.

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<v Speaker 5>And intelligence community professionals.

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<v Speaker 3>Against American citizens like us.

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<v Speaker 1>You all swore an oath. That's what that was. That

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<v Speaker 1>was Melissa Slotkin and Mark Kelly putting up a shield,

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<v Speaker 1>not from you, not from Trump. That was them trying

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<v Speaker 1>to put up a shield between them and their rabid

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<v Speaker 1>communist base. We have a situation that We've seen play

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<v Speaker 1>out time and time again. We're watching it. It's happening

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<v Speaker 1>as we speak. Democrat politicians are afraid of their communist base.

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<v Speaker 1>The average Democrat voter now is a communist and they

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<v Speaker 1>demand communism. That's what they want. Every poll shows it.

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<v Speaker 1>They like socialism more than capitalism. That they believe boys

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<v Speaker 1>can become girls. That these people have lost their freaking minds.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're a Democrat senator from the state of Michigan,

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<v Speaker 1>you can't campaign on that. You can be a Democrat,

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<v Speaker 1>you can't campaign on that. What's your base gonna do?

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<v Speaker 1>They're gonna tear you apart. We already had an Arizona

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<v Speaker 1>senator who went Bye bye kristin cinema. She was a Democrat.

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<v Speaker 1>She tried to do that middle of the road moderate thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Seya one term base tossed around. That's what you're seeing, Jesse, Kelly,

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<v Speaker 1>Joe on a wonderful, wonderful Friday. It's the weekend time,

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<v Speaker 1>and you know what we're gonna do on the weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>We be texting.

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<v Speaker 7>Yes, I'm sorry, but like we don't have ethical like

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<v Speaker 7>rules that say that you can't receive text messages or

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<v Speaker 7>you can't respond to text messages, especially if somebody has

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<v Speaker 7>a certain record and you can't do it. In committee.

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<v Speaker 7>We obviously sitting on our phones. And yes, people be texting.

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<v Speaker 1>People be texting. What Chris, people be texting? Fellas, I

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<v Speaker 1>just made an executive decision. That's gotta be on the soundboard.

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<v Speaker 1>It does look people be texting Chris. All right, people

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<v Speaker 1>be texting. No, no, Chris, No, it has to be there.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, that's people be texting Chris. All right, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, let's I'm gonna brings. I went off yesterday

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<v Speaker 1>at the beginning of the show about the the messaging

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<v Speaker 1>out of the Trump White House about the h one

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<v Speaker 1>b's and the foreigners and things like that. And you

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<v Speaker 1>wrote a bunch of emails in and actually I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>let you have your say. I'm gonna read them, and

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<v Speaker 1>just for reference in case you've been under a rock,

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<v Speaker 1>it's now two times he said this. This was him

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<v Speaker 1>with Laura angh one.

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<v Speaker 5>B visa thing will not be a big priority for

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<v Speaker 5>your administration, because if you want to raise wages for

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<v Speaker 5>American workers, you can't flood the country with tens of

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<v Speaker 5>thousands or hundreds of And.

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<v Speaker 8>We also do have to bring in talent when we

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<v Speaker 8>got on talent.

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<v Speaker 1>And know you don't.

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<v Speaker 5>We don't have talented people.

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<v Speaker 8>Now you don't have you don't have certain talents, and

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<v Speaker 8>you have to people have to learn. You can't take

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<v Speaker 8>people off an unapplog like an unemployment line is say

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<v Speaker 8>I'm going to put you into a factory who we're

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<v Speaker 8>going to make missiles.

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<v Speaker 1>Right. He caught a lot of flat for that, but

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<v Speaker 1>then stood up in front of the Saudis. This was

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<v Speaker 1>at a Saudi event.

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<v Speaker 6>And so to bring people to get those plants opened.

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<v Speaker 6>We want you to do that, and we want them

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<v Speaker 6>those people to teach our people how to make computer

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<v Speaker 6>chips and how to make other things. You can't come in,

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<v Speaker 6>and I'm explaining, you can't come in open up a

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<v Speaker 6>massive computer chip factory for billions and billions of dollars

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<v Speaker 6>like is being done in Arizona, and think you're going

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<v Speaker 6>to hire people off an unemployment line to run it.

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<v Speaker 6>They're going to have to bring thousands of people with them,

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<v Speaker 6>and I'm going to welcome those people. Now. I love

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<v Speaker 6>my conservative friends, I love MAGA, but this is MAGA,

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<v Speaker 6>and those people are going to teach our people how

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<v Speaker 6>to make computer chips and in a short period of time,

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<v Speaker 6>our people are going to be doing great and those

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<v Speaker 6>people can go home where they probably always want to be.

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<v Speaker 6>You know, when people are born someplace, they tend.

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<v Speaker 1>To want to go.

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<v Speaker 6>And we have the greatest country in the world, but

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<v Speaker 6>they want to go.

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<v Speaker 1>And yeah, they they're dying to go back to India.

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<v Speaker 1>You can tell, you can definitely tell. All right, So

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna read it because I had my say yesterday.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll give you yours. Jesse. I worked for a computer company.

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<v Speaker 1>They thought they could save money by making circuit boards

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<v Speaker 1>in Mexico, provided no training, and things would be great.

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<v Speaker 1>The rejection rate of the boards was one hundred percent. Oops.

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<v Speaker 1>It took one year of extremely talented people to get

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<v Speaker 1>the rejection rate to fifty percent. Costs more to make

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<v Speaker 1>the boards in Mexico after four years. Maybe Americans are

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<v Speaker 1>smart and so on and so forth. Okay, Jesse Trump

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<v Speaker 1>is a smart man. Why we did let all those

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<v Speaker 1>communists into our workforce to sabotage our industry. Some people

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<v Speaker 1>disagree with my take, Jesse, I love you, love your

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<v Speaker 1>show again. He was cool. This guy's cool about It's

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<v Speaker 1>fine to disagree, and you're making way too big of

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<v Speaker 1>a deal out of an obvious misstatement by Trump about

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<v Speaker 1>training for American workers. He never said they're too dumb,

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<v Speaker 1>so on and so forth. That's a huge mistake on

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<v Speaker 1>your part, not his. Okay, you're making a bigger deal.

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<v Speaker 1>He didn't mean anything bad or evil. You're helping the left.

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<v Speaker 1>Chill out, please, All right, there's lots of these, Jesse.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for what you do. Listen to your comments

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<v Speaker 1>about what Trump said. I could be wrong, but my

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<v Speaker 1>guess is that was part of the deal he made

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<v Speaker 1>with those countries to get the factories, so on and

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<v Speaker 1>so forth. Okay, so look, all these are great points,

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<v Speaker 1>all these and this is a fraction of the emails

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<v Speaker 1>we got. It came pouring in, and look, everybody was

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<v Speaker 1>cool about it. Some some are mad at Trump, some

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<v Speaker 1>some are mad at me, but but cool about it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's totally fine to be mad at me. Disagree, Jesse,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't agree, Jesse. He's right, Jesse, lay off, Jesse.

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<v Speaker 1>So so let's let me just explain this. This is

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<v Speaker 1>the This is just my point on it. If if

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<v Speaker 1>you've been abusing something, I'll use alcoholics. It's one of

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<v Speaker 1>the easiest ones to use if I actually have I

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<v Speaker 1>have a dinner tonight with a friend after work. I

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<v Speaker 1>have to go out. I have to work. I have

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<v Speaker 1>to have dinner with a friend. I say have to

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<v Speaker 1>because well, it's not a fun evening. I have to

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<v Speaker 1>talk to him about something he's going through, something wants

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<v Speaker 1>my help or whatever. But this friend I'm actually going

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<v Speaker 1>to dinner with tonight, don't worry. He doesn't listen to

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<v Speaker 1>the show. And I'm not gonna name him anyway. He

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<v Speaker 1>for a long time struggled with drugs and alcohol badly,

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<v Speaker 1>really really really badly. We're talking. I think he did

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<v Speaker 1>a year in rehab, a long time in one of

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<v Speaker 1>the closed in rehab clinics. Like, you're not going home.

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<v Speaker 1>You want to go see him, You have to go

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<v Speaker 1>visit him that badly. So tonight when we go to dinner,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know where we're going yet. I can't order

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<v Speaker 1>a beer. I can't, not even one. He has struggled

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<v Speaker 1>with it to the point that it would be wrong

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<v Speaker 1>for me to order a beer. All right, when it

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<v Speaker 1>comes to the subject of immigration, all your points are valid.

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<v Speaker 1>And by the way, I really agree with the one

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<v Speaker 1>with one of you who said this is probably part

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<v Speaker 1>of the deal Trump struck. You know, you strike a

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<v Speaker 1>deal with Saudi Arabia, Saudi Arabia says, or this is

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<v Speaker 1>just hypothetical. Saudi Arabia says, Yeah, we'll come build a

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<v Speaker 1>huge plant in Arizona. But if we come build this plant,

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<v Speaker 1>you have to bring a thousand of our workers with you.

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<v Speaker 1>That you're probably right, probably part of the deal. And

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<v Speaker 1>let's also understand that Trump speaks off the cuff and

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<v Speaker 1>honestly so it wasn't put the best way, especially the

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<v Speaker 1>Ingram interview. We don't have talent here, No, you can't. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe wasn't messaged right. My point is not even necessarily

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<v Speaker 1>about the chip factory or the thousands, thousands of workers.

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<v Speaker 1>My point is Americans who are patriots, the American right,

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<v Speaker 1>not talking about the Communists. For decades and decades, In decades,

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<v Speaker 1>we have been drowning in foreigners coming into this country

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<v Speaker 1>illegally and legally and pillaging what is ours, decades of it,

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<v Speaker 1>tens of millions of them. Did you know that roughly

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<v Speaker 1>all we can do is estimate roughly fifteen percent of

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<v Speaker 1>the country are foreigners. Now just wrap your mind around

0:24:33.880 --> 0:24:42.000
<v Speaker 1>that fifteen percent decades of that, after decades of that,

0:24:42.680 --> 0:24:48.600
<v Speaker 1>decades of that abuse the American people, Even if you

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<v Speaker 1>struck a deal, even if it has to be done,

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<v Speaker 1>even if it's temporary, even if you're right about this

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<v Speaker 1>or that, even if the American people don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>hear this.

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<v Speaker 5>Saying, will not be a big priority for your administration,

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<v Speaker 5>because if you want to raise wages for American workers,

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<v Speaker 5>you can't flood the country with tens of thousands or

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<v Speaker 5>hundreds of dollars.

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<v Speaker 8>We also do have to bring in talent.

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<v Speaker 1>When we got plenty of talent we don't have. It

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't land well. My point was not specifically about the

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<v Speaker 1>actual factory in Arizona. And as I've said, we are

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<v Speaker 1>now and I believe I think I saw a number

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<v Speaker 1>two point three million foreigners, a reduction in foreigners in

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<v Speaker 1>the country in the first eleven months of Trump's presidency.

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<v Speaker 1>They're doing good. American jobs are rising, foreign jobs are lowering.

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<v Speaker 1>The They're doing good on the subject of immigration. They're

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<v Speaker 1>doing good. My problem is the messaging. That messaging is terrible.

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<v Speaker 1>And when I hear terrible message, messaging that's gonna kill

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<v Speaker 1>us in the midterms. That I'm starting to hear from

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<v Speaker 1>my normy neighbors about I'm going to freak out because

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<v Speaker 1>I love my country. I don't want the communists to

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<v Speaker 1>take it back over, and I want to raise such

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<v Speaker 1>a stink that the bad messaging stops. Rush Limbaugh talked

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<v Speaker 1>about Trump about this before, about how about how because

0:26:26.320 --> 0:26:30.440
<v Speaker 1>he's not a traditional conservative, sometimes he'll say something just

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<v Speaker 1>because he's speaking honestly, he'll say something that lands like

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<v Speaker 1>a freaking lead balloon on the right. And that's what

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<v Speaker 1>he's doing now. It's what he used to do when

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<v Speaker 1>he was trying to pitch that crappy non vaccine he

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<v Speaker 1>was selling, and that eventually he backed off. He doesn't

0:26:46.440 --> 0:26:48.960
<v Speaker 1>back off if we don't raise a stink. My point

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<v Speaker 1>was the messaging, it's gotta stop no more. Let that

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<v Speaker 1>be the last speech we hear about how badly we

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<v Speaker 1>need foreigners because Americans don't have talent. Let's never hear

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<v Speaker 1>that again ever. Ever is the Jesse Kelly Show on

0:27:02.160 --> 0:27:06.000
<v Speaker 1>a Wonderful Friday, And asked doctor Jesse Friday, and you

0:27:06.040 --> 0:27:09.240
<v Speaker 1>can get your questions emailed in still We're live here

0:27:09.440 --> 0:27:13.439
<v Speaker 1>Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Let's chop away at

0:27:13.440 --> 0:27:15.439
<v Speaker 1>some of these, Jesse, what do you do? What do

0:27:15.480 --> 0:27:18.960
<v Speaker 1>you eat while flying? I'm guessing you bring snacks because

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<v Speaker 1>of the tiny little bag of peanuts, while fitting in

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<v Speaker 1>your hands perfectly, doesn't fill your stomach. Well. For one,

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<v Speaker 1>these airplanes don't serve peanuts anymore. And you can thank

0:27:29.280 --> 0:27:32.520
<v Speaker 1>all these ridiculous peanut allergies for these things. Now, we

0:27:32.560 --> 0:27:38.040
<v Speaker 1>don't get freaking peanuts on the plane. I don't eat

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<v Speaker 1>airplane food pretty much universally, no matter what it is.

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<v Speaker 1>You know how, they don't sell like the snack boxes,

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<v Speaker 1>or or if you're sitting up in first class, they'll

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<v Speaker 1>serve you some sorry frigging meal. No no, no, no, not

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<v Speaker 1>doing that. I don't do that. I don't want it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's it's awful every single time. The juice isn't worth

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<v Speaker 1>the squeez. I'm sitting there, I'm reading a book or

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<v Speaker 1>something like that. I have to pull out the arm

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<v Speaker 1>rest thing. I have to, But my neighbor, I just

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<v Speaker 1>don't do it. The food sucks every time, so I

0:28:08.880 --> 0:28:14.320
<v Speaker 1>don't do it. I I try to eat something in

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<v Speaker 1>the airport before I go. I'm not a huge snacker

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<v Speaker 1>because I am not a I don't have a big

0:28:24.320 --> 0:28:30.840
<v Speaker 1>sweet tooth. I'm a salty guy. I like salty and savory,

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<v Speaker 1>so I eat salty foods. My sodium levels must be

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<v Speaker 1>through the roof. What do you need when you eat

0:28:36.280 --> 0:28:41.120
<v Speaker 1>salt water? You need to drink something. I am six

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<v Speaker 1>foot eight. I do not want to pee in the airplane.

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<v Speaker 1>I will do alarming things to ensure I will not

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<v Speaker 1>have to pee in the airplane. Do you understand I

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<v Speaker 1>need to try to explain this in a way that

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<v Speaker 1>will make you feel extreme empathy for me. Do you

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<v Speaker 1>understand that in a plane for me to pee, I

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<v Speaker 1>have to walk into the bathroom, put up the seat.

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<v Speaker 1>I have to half squat. If you can picture my

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<v Speaker 1>knees after I've unzipped, I have to kind of half squat,

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<v Speaker 1>and then with my upper body with my neck. As

0:29:29.200 --> 0:29:34.560
<v Speaker 1>I half squat, I have to bend myself over to

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<v Speaker 1>the side. I always bend to the right. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>sure what that is, probably a psychological thing. I half

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<v Speaker 1>squat and bend myself to the right, and then I

0:29:43.040 --> 0:29:48.800
<v Speaker 1>have to like jut my hips forward to ensure I

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<v Speaker 1>hit the ball. And I have to hold this half

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<v Speaker 1>squat bent over position for as long as it takes

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<v Speaker 1>to be you have any idea how insanely uncomfortable that is.

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<v Speaker 1>And if there's turbulence, and of course there's always turbulence

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<v Speaker 1>the second you get into the bathroom. I have to

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<v Speaker 1>do this while trying not to smash my head into

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<v Speaker 1>the roof. It's not a small thing. It's not a

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<v Speaker 1>small thing. I know most people think, what's the big deal,

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<v Speaker 1>what's the big deal? Well, it's not a big deal

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<v Speaker 1>for you, midget you fit in the overhead compartment. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a big deal for me. I don't fit in the

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<v Speaker 1>freaking bathroom, so I don't snack much when I travel.

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<v Speaker 1>What Chris Chris said, that's why we need the Jesse

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<v Speaker 1>Kelly Show tour bus. Chris, have you ever been on

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<v Speaker 1>a bus, buddy? They ever been on like a like

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<v Speaker 1>a bus, a big bus. Have you been in those bathrooms?

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<v Speaker 1>But haven't? They're not better than the plane bathrooms. In fact,

0:30:59.800 --> 0:31:02.040
<v Speaker 1>that a lot of ways they're worse. I actually got

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<v Speaker 1>locked in one of those bathrooms for two hours one time.

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<v Speaker 1>I ever tell you that. I was on the basketball

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<v Speaker 1>team in high school and it was our freshman year

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<v Speaker 1>and I got to travel with the Don't worry, I

0:31:11.560 --> 0:31:13.720
<v Speaker 1>was was horrible at basketball, by the way, but I

0:31:13.760 --> 0:31:16.680
<v Speaker 1>got to travel with the varsity team and I went

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<v Speaker 1>back to use the bathroom, and little did I know,

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<v Speaker 1>one of the hazing rituals for the freshman basketball players

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<v Speaker 1>was if you went and used the bathroom, they would

0:31:25.640 --> 0:31:28.480
<v Speaker 1>lock the door on you from the outside. And they

0:31:28.480 --> 0:31:30.320
<v Speaker 1>locked the door on me from the outside. And I

0:31:30.360 --> 0:31:35.400
<v Speaker 1>spent two hours in the bus bathroom on a basketball trip.

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<v Speaker 1>I have PTSD to this day. I wake up with nightmares.

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<v Speaker 1>What Chris the Jesse Kelly showed tour bus will have

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<v Speaker 1>a big bathroom. Where were we gonna put that? Chris, You

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<v Speaker 1>can't just magically add square footage to the bus. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a bus. It can't be. It's not going to be

0:31:51.280 --> 0:31:53.719
<v Speaker 1>a double decker bus. Those are a safety hazard. Then

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<v Speaker 1>you can't ever go anywhere, Windy. I guess we're just

0:31:55.880 --> 0:31:59.320
<v Speaker 1>kno going to visit Kansas. I'm telling you no, no, no.

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<v Speaker 1>And by the way, road trips suck. Okay, everyone knows

0:32:02.560 --> 0:32:05.560
<v Speaker 1>road trips suck. I've taken so many. I've driven across

0:32:05.560 --> 0:32:08.400
<v Speaker 1>the country so many times in my life, and every

0:32:08.440 --> 0:32:10.400
<v Speaker 1>time you get where you're going and you're just stopping.

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<v Speaker 1>What Chris what Chris said, not in a tour bus.

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<v Speaker 1>Will we have our own fridge microwave? All right, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm listening. If we get a comfortable bit that fits me, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's exactly, see exactly. This works out great for you too.

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<v Speaker 1>This doesn't work out well for me at all. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be sitting up on the uncomfortable couch eating hot

0:32:40.120 --> 0:32:42.160
<v Speaker 1>pockets while you two are racked out in the back

0:32:43.200 --> 0:32:47.400
<v Speaker 1>not doing it anyway. Uh. If I do have to

0:32:47.440 --> 0:32:49.960
<v Speaker 1>buy a snack at the little store or something like that,

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<v Speaker 1>I will usually try to buy a protein drink in

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<v Speaker 1>white cheddar cheese. Its which is odd because I never

0:32:58.560 --> 0:33:00.800
<v Speaker 1>buy white cheddar cheese it's really at any other time

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<v Speaker 1>in my life. But when I travel, there's something about

0:33:03.520 --> 0:33:06.640
<v Speaker 1>white chetty cheeses that just reaches out of me, probably

0:33:06.640 --> 0:33:09.360
<v Speaker 1>because it coats your hands in a fine white powder,

0:33:09.400 --> 0:33:12.160
<v Speaker 1>then then gets all over your travel clothes. And OB

0:33:12.160 --> 0:33:14.600
<v Speaker 1>gets upset when I get something on my pants, and

0:33:14.680 --> 0:33:17.920
<v Speaker 1>so that's really probably what it is. It's a deep

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<v Speaker 1>desire to aggravate Ob whenever I whenever I find the opportunity,

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<v Speaker 1>as all good husbands do. All right, let's talk about

0:33:26.440 --> 0:33:30.040
<v Speaker 1>Gavin new Gavin Newsom winning the presidency, God forbid. Some

0:33:30.080 --> 0:33:34.560
<v Speaker 1>guy wants to talk about the VA and veterans stealing benefits,

0:33:34.560 --> 0:33:39.120
<v Speaker 1>if you will, making chicken for Thanksgiving? Human beings? Why

0:33:39.120 --> 0:33:41.920
<v Speaker 1>did we finally make a shift on slavery? All that

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<v Speaker 1>and more Hang on