1 00:00:02,480 --> 00:00:12,440 Speaker 1: Jessie Kelly Show. Let's have some fun on a Friday. Yes, 2 00:00:13,039 --> 00:00:18,239 Speaker 1: it's an ask doctor Jesse Friday in Amazing Friday as 3 00:00:18,320 --> 00:00:22,959 Speaker 1: we cruise into the weekend Thanksgivings almost here, and we 4 00:00:23,079 --> 00:00:28,400 Speaker 1: are going to have such a great show tonight. The Democrats, 5 00:00:28,440 --> 00:00:32,000 Speaker 1: the communists who put out that video calling for subversives 6 00:00:32,040 --> 00:00:34,920 Speaker 1: in the CIA and military to step up, They're they're 7 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:38,280 Speaker 1: now playing the victim. We're going to talk about communists, antics, 8 00:00:38,400 --> 00:00:41,440 Speaker 1: tactics here in just a moment. Got a bunch of 9 00:00:41,479 --> 00:00:45,040 Speaker 1: emails about Trump's comments about American workers and stuff like that. 10 00:00:45,040 --> 00:00:46,440 Speaker 1: I'm gonna let you have your say. I had my 11 00:00:46,560 --> 00:00:49,320 Speaker 1: say yesterday. We'll touch on that. We are going to 12 00:00:49,360 --> 00:00:53,080 Speaker 1: get to what happens if the government switches back into 13 00:00:53,120 --> 00:00:57,800 Speaker 1: their hands. What's my favorite airline snack? All that Hamburger 14 00:00:57,880 --> 00:01:01,160 Speaker 1: helper and so much more coming up tonight on the 15 00:01:01,160 --> 00:01:05,720 Speaker 1: world famous Jesse Kelly's Show. Now, let's rewind a little bit, 16 00:01:06,840 --> 00:01:10,720 Speaker 1: just to set the table here first, I'm not actually 17 00:01:10,720 --> 00:01:14,039 Speaker 1: focusing as much on what those senators and members of 18 00:01:14,080 --> 00:01:17,440 Speaker 1: the House of Representatives said when they called for members 19 00:01:17,480 --> 00:01:20,800 Speaker 1: of the military and CIA to subvert the Trump administration. 20 00:01:20,840 --> 00:01:22,360 Speaker 1: That's really not the point of what we're about to 21 00:01:22,360 --> 00:01:27,760 Speaker 1: talk about. This is more of a an understanding communist 22 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:33,080 Speaker 1: tactics thing, all right, because they're doing something today, it's 23 00:01:33,160 --> 00:01:36,600 Speaker 1: obvious what they're doing. They do these kinds of things 24 00:01:36,800 --> 00:01:41,800 Speaker 1: all the time, and they do this because it's effective. 25 00:01:42,480 --> 00:01:48,160 Speaker 1: It's effective unless you recognize it. So let's just rewind 26 00:01:48,520 --> 00:01:50,960 Speaker 1: you heard it. I've played it for you last couple 27 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:56,800 Speaker 1: of days. Democrat senators, Democrat members of the House, produce, edit, 28 00:01:56,920 --> 00:02:01,080 Speaker 1: and publish this. Americans trust their military with that trust 29 00:02:01,160 --> 00:02:01,720 Speaker 1: is at risk. 30 00:02:01,880 --> 00:02:05,360 Speaker 2: This administration is pitting our uniform military. 31 00:02:04,920 --> 00:02:08,919 Speaker 3: And intelligence community professionals against American citizens like us. 32 00:02:09,280 --> 00:02:10,480 Speaker 1: You all swore an oath. 33 00:02:10,440 --> 00:02:12,440 Speaker 4: To protect and defend this constitution. 34 00:02:12,760 --> 00:02:15,720 Speaker 3: Right now, the threats to our constitution aren't just coming 35 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:17,440 Speaker 3: from road, but from right here at home. 36 00:02:17,560 --> 00:02:18,400 Speaker 1: Our laws are clear. 37 00:02:18,919 --> 00:02:20,959 Speaker 2: You can refuse illegal orders. 38 00:02:21,400 --> 00:02:25,720 Speaker 1: You can refuse illegal orders. You must refuse illegal orders. 39 00:02:25,919 --> 00:02:28,200 Speaker 5: No one has to carry out orders that violate the 40 00:02:28,320 --> 00:02:29,799 Speaker 5: law or our constitution. 41 00:02:30,160 --> 00:02:31,880 Speaker 1: We know this is hard, and that yeah, you get 42 00:02:31,880 --> 00:02:35,960 Speaker 1: you got it, you got it. So today if you 43 00:02:36,120 --> 00:02:40,040 Speaker 1: notice patterns, and I'm sure you do today actually about 44 00:02:40,040 --> 00:02:43,160 Speaker 1: the last twenty four hours, what has happened. Well, in 45 00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:45,400 Speaker 1: the wake of that, Trump put up a social media 46 00:02:45,480 --> 00:02:49,960 Speaker 1: post saying something like sedition treason, which and that that, honestly, 47 00:02:50,040 --> 00:02:53,240 Speaker 1: it's pretty much what it is. That's a jaw dropping 48 00:02:53,320 --> 00:02:55,760 Speaker 1: thing that we should never normalize. But there is no 49 00:02:56,040 --> 00:03:01,079 Speaker 1: there's no bottom for Democrats now they're completely unhinged. Donald 50 00:03:01,120 --> 00:03:07,359 Speaker 1: Trump's sedition treason. Well, now every single person in that 51 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:11,760 Speaker 1: video has gone to the media and said things like this. 52 00:03:12,280 --> 00:03:13,799 Speaker 1: This is Senator Mark Kelley O Kate. 53 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:18,359 Speaker 2: It says we are in uncharted waters. I mean, I 54 00:03:18,440 --> 00:03:21,720 Speaker 2: never expected, after serving twenty five years in the Navy, 55 00:03:21,760 --> 00:03:25,640 Speaker 2: flying combat missions over Iraq and Kuwait, flying the Space Shuttle, 56 00:03:25,720 --> 00:03:29,080 Speaker 2: that now I've got to worry about my personal safety 57 00:03:29,120 --> 00:03:32,120 Speaker 2: and that of my wife, Gabby Giffords, who was already 58 00:03:32,120 --> 00:03:35,120 Speaker 2: nearly assassinated because of something the President said. 59 00:03:35,920 --> 00:03:38,000 Speaker 1: Fine, he was Jim Crow. 60 00:03:38,160 --> 00:03:41,520 Speaker 3: This morning, President Donald Trump threatened to have me arrested 61 00:03:41,560 --> 00:03:45,400 Speaker 3: and executed simply for reminding our service members of their 62 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:49,080 Speaker 3: oaths to follow the Constitution and to defend the rule 63 00:03:49,120 --> 00:03:53,040 Speaker 3: of law. I've taken many oaths throughout my life as 64 00:03:53,040 --> 00:03:55,920 Speaker 3: a combat veteran, a paratrooper, and Army ranger, and now 65 00:03:55,920 --> 00:03:58,680 Speaker 3: as a member of Congress. That is a lifetime oath 66 00:03:58,680 --> 00:04:02,200 Speaker 3: for me. I will never stop defending it and upholding 67 00:04:02,240 --> 00:04:03,400 Speaker 3: that sacred obligation. 68 00:04:04,960 --> 00:04:07,440 Speaker 1: Here's Maddie Goodlander. 69 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:08,800 Speaker 5: Look, I never. 70 00:04:08,680 --> 00:04:13,760 Speaker 4: Thought that simply and clearly stating federal law, whatever cause 71 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:16,479 Speaker 4: the President of the United States, the commander in chief 72 00:04:16,600 --> 00:04:20,800 Speaker 4: to threaten violence against me and members of Congress. Look, 73 00:04:21,080 --> 00:04:23,320 Speaker 4: our message is clear to our service members, and I 74 00:04:23,360 --> 00:04:25,560 Speaker 4: think it's a really important one in this moment. 75 00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:27,600 Speaker 6: Our laws are clear. 76 00:04:27,880 --> 00:04:30,080 Speaker 4: We all take an oath to the same Constitution. 77 00:04:30,800 --> 00:04:37,559 Speaker 1: And here is what communists do. They do it all 78 00:04:37,880 --> 00:04:41,839 Speaker 1: the time, and they do it because it works. As 79 00:04:41,880 --> 00:04:44,160 Speaker 1: you know, as we talk about all the time, they 80 00:04:44,160 --> 00:04:51,000 Speaker 1: are revolutionaries. They are trying to infiltrate everything good, subvert it, 81 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:54,880 Speaker 1: use it for the revolution, and burn it all down. 82 00:04:54,920 --> 00:04:59,960 Speaker 1: That is what they're trying to do. They oftentimes will 83 00:05:00,120 --> 00:05:04,680 Speaker 1: push too far. It's just look, it's hard to infiltrate 84 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:08,760 Speaker 1: something forever without getting caught. You're going to push too far. 85 00:05:09,480 --> 00:05:13,200 Speaker 1: And because they have a demonic nature, it happens to 86 00:05:13,240 --> 00:05:17,760 Speaker 1: them really a lot. What happens when you get caught, 87 00:05:18,080 --> 00:05:23,200 Speaker 1: What happens when you push too far? Play the victim, 88 00:05:23,360 --> 00:05:26,719 Speaker 1: the second you push too far, when the hammer comes down, 89 00:05:27,680 --> 00:05:34,200 Speaker 1: play the victim. It has been an extremely extremely effective 90 00:05:34,240 --> 00:05:39,520 Speaker 1: way they've been able to infiltrate Western societies. It doesn't 91 00:05:39,560 --> 00:05:42,680 Speaker 1: work as well in other parts of the world that 92 00:05:42,760 --> 00:05:45,560 Speaker 1: have kind of different value systems, like if you look 93 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:49,200 Speaker 1: at if you look at places like Singapore. I'm not 94 00:05:49,240 --> 00:05:50,919 Speaker 1: saying we want to be like Singapore, of course, but 95 00:05:51,120 --> 00:05:54,200 Speaker 1: if you look at places like Singapore, when they had 96 00:05:54,200 --> 00:05:56,760 Speaker 1: a communist problem, they just ran them all out of 97 00:05:56,760 --> 00:06:00,160 Speaker 1: the country or through them in prison, immediately gone. You 98 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:03,680 Speaker 1: can't do that, Yes I can, gone, goodbye, crack down, 99 00:06:03,720 --> 00:06:07,880 Speaker 1: immediately gone, no communist problem. By the way, Singapore flourishing, rich, clean, 100 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:16,479 Speaker 1: everything else. But in Western civilization, Christian based Western civilization, 101 00:06:17,520 --> 00:06:23,200 Speaker 1: cries of your being too mean. Don't do that, Jesus said, 102 00:06:23,240 --> 00:06:26,080 Speaker 1: turn the other cheek. Why are you being mean? Is 103 00:06:26,120 --> 00:06:30,039 Speaker 1: that the Christian thing to do have been used to 104 00:06:30,279 --> 00:06:35,840 Speaker 1: great effect on good people to stop communists from ever 105 00:06:35,920 --> 00:06:38,040 Speaker 1: being stopped. For lack of a better way to put it, 106 00:06:38,279 --> 00:06:41,279 Speaker 1: they infiltrate, they pushed too far, they do something bad. 107 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:45,720 Speaker 1: The second someone speaks out against it, it's whoa quit 108 00:06:45,839 --> 00:06:48,520 Speaker 1: being a fascist? What do you? What do your but 109 00:06:49,440 --> 00:06:53,039 Speaker 1: we have to recognize it for what it is. I've 110 00:06:53,040 --> 00:06:54,680 Speaker 1: told you this story before the fact, I think I 111 00:06:54,680 --> 00:06:56,360 Speaker 1: told it again, and I know I told it again 112 00:06:56,400 --> 00:06:59,600 Speaker 1: recently about when there was a town here and they 113 00:06:59,640 --> 00:07:03,200 Speaker 1: had the the lesbian militant anti gun communists getting ready 114 00:07:03,200 --> 00:07:06,120 Speaker 1: to leave the Fourth of July parade, and we led 115 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:09,440 Speaker 1: this campaign. A lot of people participated to get her 116 00:07:09,560 --> 00:07:12,280 Speaker 1: kicked out. Got her kicked out. All right, she was gone. 117 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:14,960 Speaker 1: So she leaves. She says, all right, I'm not gonna 118 00:07:14,960 --> 00:07:19,880 Speaker 1: do the parade. I'm leaving. What did she do? She 119 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:23,080 Speaker 1: went to the media. Media started calling her, and she 120 00:07:23,320 --> 00:07:27,920 Speaker 1: immediately immediately said, I'm receiving death threats. There have been 121 00:07:27,960 --> 00:07:33,000 Speaker 1: death threats. I'm receiving death threats. The media started running 122 00:07:33,040 --> 00:07:37,360 Speaker 1: with that story, blaming me for death threats. She's asked, 123 00:07:37,440 --> 00:07:40,000 Speaker 1: can we see them? Can I show them to us? 124 00:07:40,600 --> 00:07:42,160 Speaker 1: I'm out, you know what, I'm just done with this. 125 00:07:42,240 --> 00:07:43,960 Speaker 1: I'm out of the country. Of course, because there were 126 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:47,760 Speaker 1: never any death threats at all. But because she's a 127 00:07:47,840 --> 00:07:53,440 Speaker 1: trained communist, she understands the tactics. They just work perfectly, 128 00:07:53,680 --> 00:07:55,920 Speaker 1: and the media goes with them. And half the time 129 00:07:55,960 --> 00:07:58,400 Speaker 1: the media won't even ask you to verify death threats 130 00:07:58,440 --> 00:08:01,040 Speaker 1: death threats. I've been receiving death threats. These death threats 131 00:08:01,040 --> 00:08:05,080 Speaker 1: are crazy death threats, and immediately they the bad guy, 132 00:08:05,320 --> 00:08:10,760 Speaker 1: the subversive, the infiltrator. Immediately he becomes the victim. The 133 00:08:10,960 --> 00:08:14,000 Speaker 1: way to defeat this tactic is simply to recognize it. 134 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:16,600 Speaker 1: This is not a one off, Like I said, it's 135 00:08:16,600 --> 00:08:19,440 Speaker 1: really not about the video or the response from today. 136 00:08:19,640 --> 00:08:22,000 Speaker 1: It's not about the dune parade thing again that I 137 00:08:22,080 --> 00:08:26,080 Speaker 1: brought up. This is something they use all the time. 138 00:08:26,320 --> 00:08:30,160 Speaker 1: Jasmine Crockett actually just did it. Stacy Plaskett, Democrat, Member 139 00:08:30,200 --> 00:08:33,960 Speaker 1: of the House, texting with Jeffrey Epstein, who was already 140 00:08:33,960 --> 00:08:37,320 Speaker 1: a criminal at the time, during a committee hearing and 141 00:08:37,480 --> 00:08:40,839 Speaker 1: Epstein is feeding her questions. It could on its face, 142 00:08:40,960 --> 00:08:44,559 Speaker 1: it just looks bad in every possible way. It's unbelievable. 143 00:08:44,600 --> 00:08:47,600 Speaker 1: Stacey Plaskett has it resigned. So what to do? What 144 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:51,640 Speaker 1: to do when you are caught red handed doing something terrible? Well, 145 00:08:52,880 --> 00:08:54,199 Speaker 1: you're the folks. 146 00:08:53,920 --> 00:08:58,520 Speaker 7: Who also took money from somebody wrong Buttoncaues. I'm sorry, 147 00:08:58,600 --> 00:09:02,480 Speaker 7: but like we don't have atical like rules that say 148 00:09:02,679 --> 00:09:05,480 Speaker 7: that you can't receive text messages or you can't respond 149 00:09:05,480 --> 00:09:08,680 Speaker 7: to text messages, especially if somebody has a certain record, 150 00:09:08,679 --> 00:09:10,880 Speaker 7: and you can't do it in committee. We obvious sitting 151 00:09:10,880 --> 00:09:14,439 Speaker 7: on our phones, and yes, people be texting. I mean 152 00:09:14,520 --> 00:09:16,880 Speaker 7: our staff texts us, like everybody text us. 153 00:09:16,920 --> 00:09:18,760 Speaker 1: Like people be texting. 154 00:09:19,280 --> 00:09:22,200 Speaker 7: I remember when I had the bleached blind situation. You 155 00:09:22,200 --> 00:09:24,760 Speaker 7: know who was texting me my pastor Okay, So, like, 156 00:09:25,040 --> 00:09:28,200 Speaker 7: let me be clear, there is no ethical violation. And 157 00:09:28,240 --> 00:09:32,720 Speaker 7: so the idea or the audacity to decide that you 158 00:09:32,880 --> 00:09:35,840 Speaker 7: want to strip a black woman of her committee assignment 159 00:09:36,120 --> 00:09:38,200 Speaker 7: because she was texting with Epstein. 160 00:09:40,920 --> 00:09:45,040 Speaker 1: Are you gonna do this to a black woman. She 161 00:09:45,240 --> 00:09:50,560 Speaker 1: was caught red handed doing terrible things, possibly even illegal things. 162 00:09:50,600 --> 00:09:52,280 Speaker 1: What do you are you? Are you doing this to 163 00:09:52,320 --> 00:09:59,360 Speaker 1: a black woman? We'd be texting extremely effective. They use 164 00:09:59,440 --> 00:10:04,400 Speaker 1: it because it works. It stops working the second you 165 00:10:04,480 --> 00:10:08,920 Speaker 1: recognize it and decide you're never going to let them 166 00:10:08,960 --> 00:10:12,680 Speaker 1: do that to you. Never let the communist demons be 167 00:10:12,840 --> 00:10:16,280 Speaker 1: the victim when they're caught doing something wrong. It is 168 00:10:16,720 --> 00:10:21,200 Speaker 1: the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wonderful Friday, and ask 169 00:10:21,360 --> 00:10:25,040 Speaker 1: doctor Jesse Friday. I should note that I referred to 170 00:10:25,240 --> 00:10:30,280 Speaker 1: Democrat Communist congressman last segment as Jim Crow when his 171 00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:33,280 Speaker 1: name is Jason Crowe. If you'd like to know who's 172 00:10:33,320 --> 00:10:38,360 Speaker 1: responsible for that, well, look what have I told you 173 00:10:38,400 --> 00:10:46,160 Speaker 1: about leadership? Leadership means never taking responsibility for anything you do. 174 00:10:47,040 --> 00:10:51,280 Speaker 1: That's what people underneath you are for. You pass the 175 00:10:51,320 --> 00:10:56,920 Speaker 1: blame down to people underneath you, thus making yourself look better. 176 00:10:58,240 --> 00:11:02,960 Speaker 1: Jewish producer Chris Corey on the sound list, they listed 177 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:07,840 Speaker 1: his name as Jim Crow. That's in their defense. They're 178 00:11:07,880 --> 00:11:12,240 Speaker 1: really stupid. I the smart one, know his actual name, 179 00:11:12,520 --> 00:11:15,880 Speaker 1: and yet I read Jim Crow. So what, Chris? What? 180 00:11:17,960 --> 00:11:21,080 Speaker 1: Don't blame Corey? Chris? Now Chris is blaming Corey. Now 181 00:11:21,160 --> 00:11:24,319 Speaker 1: Chris is blaming Cory. Yes, Chris, I can blame you. 182 00:11:24,320 --> 00:11:27,319 Speaker 1: You know what? Actually that is true. Immediately passed the buck. 183 00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:29,560 Speaker 1: Now there's no one left for Corey to pass it to. 184 00:11:29,880 --> 00:11:32,400 Speaker 1: Way to go, idiot, And back to what we were saying, 185 00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:34,480 Speaker 1: What is the point? What do I actually think the 186 00:11:34,520 --> 00:11:40,600 Speaker 1: point was of that video? Why do that? Okay? So 187 00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:46,720 Speaker 1: Alyssa slot Can Mark Kelly, those are the two biggest 188 00:11:46,760 --> 00:11:50,480 Speaker 1: shots in that video because they're United States senators, right. 189 00:11:51,480 --> 00:11:57,360 Speaker 1: Alissa Slotkin is a Democrat from Michigan. Mark Kelly's a 190 00:11:57,480 --> 00:12:03,000 Speaker 1: Democrat from Arizona. Why does that matter. Well, if this 191 00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:09,920 Speaker 1: was Elizabeth Warren or and Chris Murphy to two senators 192 00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:15,320 Speaker 1: from hardcore blue places, super super blue places, that would 193 00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:22,080 Speaker 1: be one conversation. But Elissa Slotkin Mark Kelly, they represent 194 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:28,360 Speaker 1: purple states. They both are senators from states where Donald 195 00:12:28,440 --> 00:12:34,120 Speaker 1: Trump won. So here's what. Here's a dilemma they have. 196 00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:41,160 Speaker 1: Alissa Slotkin cannot do the Elizabeth Warren routine. She can't 197 00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:45,080 Speaker 1: do the Chuck Schumer routine, the Dick Durbin routine. She 198 00:12:45,559 --> 00:12:51,120 Speaker 1: can't go out there and be Chay Gavera's she can't. 199 00:12:51,360 --> 00:12:55,959 Speaker 1: Michigan is not that blue. It's just not. She can't 200 00:12:55,960 --> 00:12:58,520 Speaker 1: do it. Mark Kelly is in the exact same predicament 201 00:12:58,559 --> 00:13:03,079 Speaker 1: in Arizona. He can't be Chris Murphy. He can't act 202 00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:06,800 Speaker 1: like a senator from California or Oregon. He can't be 203 00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:12,400 Speaker 1: Fidel Castro. He has to do it differently. But how 204 00:13:12,440 --> 00:13:16,320 Speaker 1: do you do it differently? Well, there are going to 205 00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:21,600 Speaker 1: be times where Alissa Slotkin or Mark Kelly they can't 206 00:13:21,920 --> 00:13:25,480 Speaker 1: quite go far as far as the communist base of 207 00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:28,880 Speaker 1: the Democrat Party wants them to go. They can't they 208 00:13:28,920 --> 00:13:32,400 Speaker 1: can't because they'll lose elections if they do it. So 209 00:13:32,679 --> 00:13:36,400 Speaker 1: how do you make up for that? You make up 210 00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:41,480 Speaker 1: for that by putting out things occasionally that make you 211 00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:46,480 Speaker 1: look like a bomb throwing communist, like the Democrat base wants. 212 00:13:46,640 --> 00:13:48,160 Speaker 1: Do you want a right wing version of this? You 213 00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:50,640 Speaker 1: know what a right wing version of this is? Immigration. 214 00:13:51,320 --> 00:13:56,040 Speaker 1: I've talked about this forever. The Republican Party, the Republican 215 00:13:56,080 --> 00:13:58,880 Speaker 1: base is sick of illegal immigration, right sick to death 216 00:13:58,920 --> 00:14:05,400 Speaker 1: of it. Republican politicians oftentimes will screw us over repeatedly 217 00:14:05,760 --> 00:14:09,600 Speaker 1: on huge important issues. But you know what they will 218 00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:13,480 Speaker 1: do when it matters or when they think you're watching. 219 00:14:14,559 --> 00:14:16,920 Speaker 1: Let's say, you know what, I have a perfect example 220 00:14:16,920 --> 00:14:19,840 Speaker 1: of this. John McCain used to make Republican voters mad 221 00:14:19,920 --> 00:14:22,400 Speaker 1: all the time because he'd vote with the communists on 222 00:14:22,440 --> 00:14:24,600 Speaker 1: this or the communists on that. Used to make Republican 223 00:14:24,680 --> 00:14:28,280 Speaker 1: voters mad all the time. John McCain all of a 224 00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:30,760 Speaker 1: sudden has to run, Not all of a sudden had 225 00:14:30,760 --> 00:14:34,760 Speaker 1: to run for reelection. I'm living in Arizona at the time. Now, 226 00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:39,120 Speaker 1: this is Gang of Eight amnesty. John McCain, who routinely 227 00:14:39,160 --> 00:14:44,360 Speaker 1: made the Republican base mad, boom its primary season. What 228 00:14:44,440 --> 00:14:48,600 Speaker 1: ads were on the television every other commercial in Arizona. 229 00:14:49,240 --> 00:14:52,240 Speaker 1: I'm gonna build the wall. I'm John McCain, and I'm 230 00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:56,200 Speaker 1: gonna deport every one of these illegal aliens, scumbags. We're 231 00:14:56,240 --> 00:15:01,480 Speaker 1: gonna get these people at what's he doing? Finding an issue? 232 00:15:01,520 --> 00:15:06,440 Speaker 1: He's finding something that makes the base uniquely fired up, 233 00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:09,320 Speaker 1: that makes you and me look at it on the 234 00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:13,160 Speaker 1: TV and go, yeah, deport them all. And in that moment, 235 00:15:13,760 --> 00:15:16,440 Speaker 1: we forget about all the other crap, We forget about 236 00:15:16,440 --> 00:15:19,840 Speaker 1: everything else you don't like, because in that moment, he's 237 00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:23,240 Speaker 1: feeding me something I never get, not even from him. 238 00:15:23,360 --> 00:15:26,120 Speaker 1: And I'm finally I'm standing up off the couch. Yes, 239 00:15:26,320 --> 00:15:32,040 Speaker 1: got up. Deport them all. This is the communist version. 240 00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:35,080 Speaker 8: Of that Americans trust their military with. 241 00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:36,360 Speaker 1: That trust is at risk. 242 00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:40,040 Speaker 2: This administration is pitting our uniform military. 243 00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:42,000 Speaker 5: And intelligence community professionals. 244 00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:43,600 Speaker 3: Against American citizens like us. 245 00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:49,680 Speaker 1: You all swore an oath. That's what that was. That 246 00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:54,840 Speaker 1: was Melissa Slotkin and Mark Kelly putting up a shield, 247 00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:59,520 Speaker 1: not from you, not from Trump. That was them trying 248 00:15:59,560 --> 00:16:03,360 Speaker 1: to put up a shield between them and their rabid 249 00:16:03,520 --> 00:16:07,680 Speaker 1: communist base. We have a situation that We've seen play 250 00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:09,840 Speaker 1: out time and time again. We're watching it. It's happening 251 00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:16,480 Speaker 1: as we speak. Democrat politicians are afraid of their communist base. 252 00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:21,160 Speaker 1: The average Democrat voter now is a communist and they 253 00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:25,280 Speaker 1: demand communism. That's what they want. Every poll shows it. 254 00:16:25,280 --> 00:16:28,880 Speaker 1: They like socialism more than capitalism. That they believe boys 255 00:16:28,920 --> 00:16:33,000 Speaker 1: can become girls. That these people have lost their freaking minds. 256 00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:36,040 Speaker 1: If you're a Democrat senator from the state of Michigan, 257 00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:39,240 Speaker 1: you can't campaign on that. You can be a Democrat, 258 00:16:39,320 --> 00:16:43,360 Speaker 1: you can't campaign on that. What's your base gonna do? 259 00:16:44,040 --> 00:16:46,960 Speaker 1: They're gonna tear you apart. We already had an Arizona 260 00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:50,680 Speaker 1: senator who went Bye bye kristin cinema. She was a Democrat. 261 00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:53,560 Speaker 1: She tried to do that middle of the road moderate thing. 262 00:16:54,160 --> 00:17:01,960 Speaker 1: Seya one term base tossed around. That's what you're seeing, Jesse, Kelly, 263 00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:07,080 Speaker 1: Joe on a wonderful, wonderful Friday. It's the weekend time, 264 00:17:07,119 --> 00:17:08,720 Speaker 1: and you know what we're gonna do on the weekend. 265 00:17:09,359 --> 00:17:10,040 Speaker 1: We be texting. 266 00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:13,520 Speaker 7: Yes, I'm sorry, but like we don't have ethical like 267 00:17:13,720 --> 00:17:17,280 Speaker 7: rules that say that you can't receive text messages or 268 00:17:17,320 --> 00:17:20,479 Speaker 7: you can't respond to text messages, especially if somebody has 269 00:17:20,520 --> 00:17:22,800 Speaker 7: a certain record and you can't do it. In committee. 270 00:17:22,840 --> 00:17:26,440 Speaker 7: We obviously sitting on our phones. And yes, people be texting. 271 00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:33,919 Speaker 1: People be texting. What Chris, people be texting? Fellas, I 272 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:39,560 Speaker 1: just made an executive decision. That's gotta be on the soundboard. 273 00:17:39,880 --> 00:17:43,119 Speaker 1: It does look people be texting Chris. All right, people 274 00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:48,000 Speaker 1: be texting. No, no, Chris, No, it has to be there. 275 00:17:48,119 --> 00:17:53,440 Speaker 1: Come on, that's people be texting Chris. All right, all right, 276 00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:57,600 Speaker 1: all right, let's I'm gonna brings. I went off yesterday 277 00:17:58,240 --> 00:18:00,760 Speaker 1: at the beginning of the show about the the messaging 278 00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:03,960 Speaker 1: out of the Trump White House about the h one 279 00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:05,879 Speaker 1: b's and the foreigners and things like that. And you 280 00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:07,880 Speaker 1: wrote a bunch of emails in and actually I'm gonna 281 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:10,680 Speaker 1: let you have your say. I'm gonna read them, and 282 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,480 Speaker 1: just for reference in case you've been under a rock, 283 00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:17,400 Speaker 1: it's now two times he said this. This was him 284 00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:18,520 Speaker 1: with Laura angh one. 285 00:18:18,440 --> 00:18:21,280 Speaker 5: B visa thing will not be a big priority for 286 00:18:21,280 --> 00:18:23,359 Speaker 5: your administration, because if you want to raise wages for 287 00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:26,760 Speaker 5: American workers, you can't flood the country with tens of 288 00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:28,520 Speaker 5: thousands or hundreds of And. 289 00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:31,520 Speaker 8: We also do have to bring in talent when we 290 00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:32,680 Speaker 8: got on talent. 291 00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:33,800 Speaker 1: And know you don't. 292 00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:35,040 Speaker 5: We don't have talented people. 293 00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:37,520 Speaker 8: Now you don't have you don't have certain talents, and 294 00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:39,960 Speaker 8: you have to people have to learn. You can't take 295 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:43,280 Speaker 8: people off an unapplog like an unemployment line is say 296 00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:45,080 Speaker 8: I'm going to put you into a factory who we're 297 00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:46,480 Speaker 8: going to make missiles. 298 00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:50,159 Speaker 1: Right. He caught a lot of flat for that, but 299 00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:53,320 Speaker 1: then stood up in front of the Saudis. This was 300 00:18:53,359 --> 00:18:54,280 Speaker 1: at a Saudi event. 301 00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:57,919 Speaker 6: And so to bring people to get those plants opened. 302 00:18:58,080 --> 00:18:59,959 Speaker 6: We want you to do that, and we want them 303 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:04,760 Speaker 6: those people to teach our people how to make computer 304 00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:08,560 Speaker 6: chips and how to make other things. You can't come in, 305 00:19:08,920 --> 00:19:12,439 Speaker 6: and I'm explaining, you can't come in open up a 306 00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:18,200 Speaker 6: massive computer chip factory for billions and billions of dollars 307 00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:21,199 Speaker 6: like is being done in Arizona, and think you're going 308 00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:24,239 Speaker 6: to hire people off an unemployment line to run it. 309 00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:27,400 Speaker 6: They're going to have to bring thousands of people with them, 310 00:19:27,760 --> 00:19:32,000 Speaker 6: and I'm going to welcome those people. Now. I love 311 00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:35,960 Speaker 6: my conservative friends, I love MAGA, but this is MAGA, 312 00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:39,640 Speaker 6: and those people are going to teach our people how 313 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:42,720 Speaker 6: to make computer chips and in a short period of time, 314 00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:46,080 Speaker 6: our people are going to be doing great and those 315 00:19:46,240 --> 00:19:50,320 Speaker 6: people can go home where they probably always want to be. 316 00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:53,440 Speaker 6: You know, when people are born someplace, they tend. 317 00:19:53,320 --> 00:19:53,800 Speaker 1: To want to go. 318 00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:56,399 Speaker 6: And we have the greatest country in the world, but 319 00:19:56,480 --> 00:19:57,160 Speaker 6: they want to go. 320 00:19:57,280 --> 00:20:01,320 Speaker 1: And yeah, they they're dying to go back to India. 321 00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:03,840 Speaker 1: You can tell, you can definitely tell. All right, So 322 00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:07,800 Speaker 1: I'm gonna read it because I had my say yesterday. 323 00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:11,080 Speaker 1: I'll give you yours. Jesse. I worked for a computer company. 324 00:20:11,119 --> 00:20:13,480 Speaker 1: They thought they could save money by making circuit boards 325 00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:16,200 Speaker 1: in Mexico, provided no training, and things would be great. 326 00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:19,840 Speaker 1: The rejection rate of the boards was one hundred percent. Oops. 327 00:20:20,359 --> 00:20:23,040 Speaker 1: It took one year of extremely talented people to get 328 00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:26,199 Speaker 1: the rejection rate to fifty percent. Costs more to make 329 00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:29,840 Speaker 1: the boards in Mexico after four years. Maybe Americans are 330 00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:33,240 Speaker 1: smart and so on and so forth. Okay, Jesse Trump 331 00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:35,400 Speaker 1: is a smart man. Why we did let all those 332 00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:40,000 Speaker 1: communists into our workforce to sabotage our industry. Some people 333 00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:42,239 Speaker 1: disagree with my take, Jesse, I love you, love your 334 00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:44,360 Speaker 1: show again. He was cool. This guy's cool about It's 335 00:20:44,359 --> 00:20:47,000 Speaker 1: fine to disagree, and you're making way too big of 336 00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:50,840 Speaker 1: a deal out of an obvious misstatement by Trump about 337 00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:53,760 Speaker 1: training for American workers. He never said they're too dumb, 338 00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:55,919 Speaker 1: so on and so forth. That's a huge mistake on 339 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:59,880 Speaker 1: your part, not his. Okay, you're making a bigger deal. 340 00:21:00,119 --> 00:21:02,679 Speaker 1: He didn't mean anything bad or evil. You're helping the left. 341 00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:07,399 Speaker 1: Chill out, please, All right, there's lots of these, Jesse. 342 00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:09,800 Speaker 1: Thank you for what you do. Listen to your comments 343 00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:11,800 Speaker 1: about what Trump said. I could be wrong, but my 344 00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:14,200 Speaker 1: guess is that was part of the deal he made 345 00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:16,600 Speaker 1: with those countries to get the factories, so on and 346 00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:20,320 Speaker 1: so forth. Okay, so look, all these are great points, 347 00:21:20,359 --> 00:21:23,240 Speaker 1: all these and this is a fraction of the emails 348 00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:26,760 Speaker 1: we got. It came pouring in, and look, everybody was 349 00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:29,520 Speaker 1: cool about it. Some some are mad at Trump, some 350 00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:31,560 Speaker 1: some are mad at me, but but cool about it. 351 00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:33,800 Speaker 1: It's totally fine to be mad at me. Disagree, Jesse, 352 00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:37,399 Speaker 1: I don't agree, Jesse. He's right, Jesse, lay off, Jesse. 353 00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:41,159 Speaker 1: So so let's let me just explain this. This is 354 00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:48,280 Speaker 1: the This is just my point on it. If if 355 00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:52,680 Speaker 1: you've been abusing something, I'll use alcoholics. It's one of 356 00:21:52,760 --> 00:21:56,520 Speaker 1: the easiest ones to use if I actually have I 357 00:21:56,560 --> 00:22:01,439 Speaker 1: have a dinner tonight with a friend after work. I 358 00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:02,720 Speaker 1: have to go out. I have to work. I have 359 00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:04,680 Speaker 1: to have dinner with a friend. I say have to 360 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:08,520 Speaker 1: because well, it's not a fun evening. I have to 361 00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:10,760 Speaker 1: talk to him about something he's going through, something wants 362 00:22:10,840 --> 00:22:14,080 Speaker 1: my help or whatever. But this friend I'm actually going 363 00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:15,960 Speaker 1: to dinner with tonight, don't worry. He doesn't listen to 364 00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:18,879 Speaker 1: the show. And I'm not gonna name him anyway. He 365 00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:24,640 Speaker 1: for a long time struggled with drugs and alcohol badly, 366 00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:28,680 Speaker 1: really really really badly. We're talking. I think he did 367 00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:32,119 Speaker 1: a year in rehab, a long time in one of 368 00:22:32,119 --> 00:22:34,720 Speaker 1: the closed in rehab clinics. Like, you're not going home. 369 00:22:34,760 --> 00:22:35,960 Speaker 1: You want to go see him, You have to go 370 00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:41,680 Speaker 1: visit him that badly. So tonight when we go to dinner, 371 00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:45,920 Speaker 1: I don't know where we're going yet. I can't order 372 00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:54,000 Speaker 1: a beer. I can't, not even one. He has struggled 373 00:22:54,080 --> 00:22:56,879 Speaker 1: with it to the point that it would be wrong 374 00:22:57,760 --> 00:23:01,679 Speaker 1: for me to order a beer. All right, when it 375 00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:05,560 Speaker 1: comes to the subject of immigration, all your points are valid. 376 00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:07,479 Speaker 1: And by the way, I really agree with the one 377 00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:10,600 Speaker 1: with one of you who said this is probably part 378 00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:13,080 Speaker 1: of the deal Trump struck. You know, you strike a 379 00:23:13,080 --> 00:23:16,240 Speaker 1: deal with Saudi Arabia, Saudi Arabia says, or this is 380 00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:19,760 Speaker 1: just hypothetical. Saudi Arabia says, Yeah, we'll come build a 381 00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:23,760 Speaker 1: huge plant in Arizona. But if we come build this plant, 382 00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:25,720 Speaker 1: you have to bring a thousand of our workers with you. 383 00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:30,199 Speaker 1: That you're probably right, probably part of the deal. And 384 00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:33,639 Speaker 1: let's also understand that Trump speaks off the cuff and 385 00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:38,879 Speaker 1: honestly so it wasn't put the best way, especially the 386 00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:43,600 Speaker 1: Ingram interview. We don't have talent here, No, you can't. Okay, 387 00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:49,560 Speaker 1: maybe wasn't messaged right. My point is not even necessarily 388 00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:54,200 Speaker 1: about the chip factory or the thousands, thousands of workers. 389 00:23:54,800 --> 00:24:01,360 Speaker 1: My point is Americans who are patriots, the American right, 390 00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:07,280 Speaker 1: not talking about the Communists. For decades and decades, In decades, 391 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:12,040 Speaker 1: we have been drowning in foreigners coming into this country 392 00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:18,800 Speaker 1: illegally and legally and pillaging what is ours, decades of it, 393 00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:23,639 Speaker 1: tens of millions of them. Did you know that roughly 394 00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:28,919 Speaker 1: all we can do is estimate roughly fifteen percent of 395 00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:33,840 Speaker 1: the country are foreigners. Now just wrap your mind around 396 00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:42,000 Speaker 1: that fifteen percent decades of that, after decades of that, 397 00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:48,600 Speaker 1: decades of that abuse the American people, Even if you 398 00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:50,600 Speaker 1: struck a deal, even if it has to be done, 399 00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:53,320 Speaker 1: even if it's temporary, even if you're right about this 400 00:24:53,520 --> 00:24:58,119 Speaker 1: or that, even if the American people don't want to 401 00:24:58,240 --> 00:24:58,960 Speaker 1: hear this. 402 00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:02,879 Speaker 5: Saying, will not be a big priority for your administration, 403 00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:05,280 Speaker 5: because if you want to raise wages for American workers, 404 00:25:05,560 --> 00:25:08,200 Speaker 5: you can't flood the country with tens of thousands or 405 00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:08,920 Speaker 5: hundreds of dollars. 406 00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:11,639 Speaker 8: We also do have to bring in talent. 407 00:25:12,119 --> 00:25:19,199 Speaker 1: When we got plenty of talent we don't have. It 408 00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:25,560 Speaker 1: doesn't land well. My point was not specifically about the 409 00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:29,560 Speaker 1: actual factory in Arizona. And as I've said, we are 410 00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:31,399 Speaker 1: now and I believe I think I saw a number 411 00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:36,199 Speaker 1: two point three million foreigners, a reduction in foreigners in 412 00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:39,440 Speaker 1: the country in the first eleven months of Trump's presidency. 413 00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:45,160 Speaker 1: They're doing good. American jobs are rising, foreign jobs are lowering. 414 00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:51,280 Speaker 1: The They're doing good on the subject of immigration. They're 415 00:25:51,320 --> 00:25:59,720 Speaker 1: doing good. My problem is the messaging. That messaging is terrible. 416 00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:03,680 Speaker 1: And when I hear terrible message, messaging that's gonna kill 417 00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:07,280 Speaker 1: us in the midterms. That I'm starting to hear from 418 00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:11,600 Speaker 1: my normy neighbors about I'm going to freak out because 419 00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:14,280 Speaker 1: I love my country. I don't want the communists to 420 00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:17,040 Speaker 1: take it back over, and I want to raise such 421 00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:21,720 Speaker 1: a stink that the bad messaging stops. Rush Limbaugh talked 422 00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:26,280 Speaker 1: about Trump about this before, about how about how because 423 00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:30,440 Speaker 1: he's not a traditional conservative, sometimes he'll say something just 424 00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:34,399 Speaker 1: because he's speaking honestly, he'll say something that lands like 425 00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:38,119 Speaker 1: a freaking lead balloon on the right. And that's what 426 00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:39,680 Speaker 1: he's doing now. It's what he used to do when 427 00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:42,480 Speaker 1: he was trying to pitch that crappy non vaccine he 428 00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:46,439 Speaker 1: was selling, and that eventually he backed off. He doesn't 429 00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:48,960 Speaker 1: back off if we don't raise a stink. My point 430 00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:51,679 Speaker 1: was the messaging, it's gotta stop no more. Let that 431 00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:54,399 Speaker 1: be the last speech we hear about how badly we 432 00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:58,000 Speaker 1: need foreigners because Americans don't have talent. Let's never hear 433 00:26:58,040 --> 00:27:02,119 Speaker 1: that again ever. Ever is the Jesse Kelly Show on 434 00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:06,000 Speaker 1: a Wonderful Friday, And asked doctor Jesse Friday, and you 435 00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:09,240 Speaker 1: can get your questions emailed in still We're live here 436 00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:13,439 Speaker 1: Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Let's chop away at 437 00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:15,439 Speaker 1: some of these, Jesse, what do you do? What do 438 00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:18,960 Speaker 1: you eat while flying? I'm guessing you bring snacks because 439 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:21,439 Speaker 1: of the tiny little bag of peanuts, while fitting in 440 00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:25,800 Speaker 1: your hands perfectly, doesn't fill your stomach. Well. For one, 441 00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:29,200 Speaker 1: these airplanes don't serve peanuts anymore. And you can thank 442 00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:32,520 Speaker 1: all these ridiculous peanut allergies for these things. Now, we 443 00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:38,040 Speaker 1: don't get freaking peanuts on the plane. I don't eat 444 00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:43,439 Speaker 1: airplane food pretty much universally, no matter what it is. 445 00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:46,480 Speaker 1: You know how, they don't sell like the snack boxes, 446 00:27:46,560 --> 00:27:49,120 Speaker 1: or or if you're sitting up in first class, they'll 447 00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:52,639 Speaker 1: serve you some sorry frigging meal. No no, no, no, not 448 00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:56,080 Speaker 1: doing that. I don't do that. I don't want it. 449 00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:59,680 Speaker 1: It's it's awful every single time. The juice isn't worth 450 00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:02,720 Speaker 1: the squeez. I'm sitting there, I'm reading a book or 451 00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:04,720 Speaker 1: something like that. I have to pull out the arm 452 00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:06,879 Speaker 1: rest thing. I have to, But my neighbor, I just 453 00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:08,879 Speaker 1: don't do it. The food sucks every time, so I 454 00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:14,320 Speaker 1: don't do it. I I try to eat something in 455 00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:20,199 Speaker 1: the airport before I go. I'm not a huge snacker 456 00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:24,320 Speaker 1: because I am not a I don't have a big 457 00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:30,840 Speaker 1: sweet tooth. I'm a salty guy. I like salty and savory, 458 00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:33,960 Speaker 1: so I eat salty foods. My sodium levels must be 459 00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:36,280 Speaker 1: through the roof. What do you need when you eat 460 00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:41,120 Speaker 1: salt water? You need to drink something. I am six 461 00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:46,920 Speaker 1: foot eight. I do not want to pee in the airplane. 462 00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:51,760 Speaker 1: I will do alarming things to ensure I will not 463 00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:56,600 Speaker 1: have to pee in the airplane. Do you understand I 464 00:28:57,080 --> 00:28:59,120 Speaker 1: need to try to explain this in a way that 465 00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:03,120 Speaker 1: will make you feel extreme empathy for me. Do you 466 00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:09,040 Speaker 1: understand that in a plane for me to pee, I 467 00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:13,080 Speaker 1: have to walk into the bathroom, put up the seat. 468 00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:18,560 Speaker 1: I have to half squat. If you can picture my 469 00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:24,320 Speaker 1: knees after I've unzipped, I have to kind of half squat, 470 00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:29,120 Speaker 1: and then with my upper body with my neck. As 471 00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:34,560 Speaker 1: I half squat, I have to bend myself over to 472 00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:36,240 Speaker 1: the side. I always bend to the right. I'm not 473 00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:39,240 Speaker 1: sure what that is, probably a psychological thing. I half 474 00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:43,000 Speaker 1: squat and bend myself to the right, and then I 475 00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:48,800 Speaker 1: have to like jut my hips forward to ensure I 476 00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:52,920 Speaker 1: hit the ball. And I have to hold this half 477 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:56,880 Speaker 1: squat bent over position for as long as it takes 478 00:29:56,920 --> 00:30:01,840 Speaker 1: to be you have any idea how insanely uncomfortable that is. 479 00:30:02,080 --> 00:30:07,120 Speaker 1: And if there's turbulence, and of course there's always turbulence 480 00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:10,920 Speaker 1: the second you get into the bathroom. I have to 481 00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:14,840 Speaker 1: do this while trying not to smash my head into 482 00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:19,720 Speaker 1: the roof. It's not a small thing. It's not a 483 00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:22,920 Speaker 1: small thing. I know most people think, what's the big deal, 484 00:30:22,960 --> 00:30:25,160 Speaker 1: what's the big deal? Well, it's not a big deal 485 00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:28,920 Speaker 1: for you, midget you fit in the overhead compartment. It's 486 00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:31,600 Speaker 1: a big deal for me. I don't fit in the 487 00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:37,000 Speaker 1: freaking bathroom, so I don't snack much when I travel. 488 00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:42,680 Speaker 1: What Chris Chris said, that's why we need the Jesse 489 00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:47,640 Speaker 1: Kelly Show tour bus. Chris, have you ever been on 490 00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:51,160 Speaker 1: a bus, buddy? They ever been on like a like 491 00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:54,920 Speaker 1: a bus, a big bus. Have you been in those bathrooms? 492 00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:59,800 Speaker 1: But haven't? They're not better than the plane bathrooms. In fact, 493 00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:02,040 Speaker 1: that a lot of ways they're worse. I actually got 494 00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:04,600 Speaker 1: locked in one of those bathrooms for two hours one time. 495 00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:07,040 Speaker 1: I ever tell you that. I was on the basketball 496 00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:09,520 Speaker 1: team in high school and it was our freshman year 497 00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:11,520 Speaker 1: and I got to travel with the Don't worry, I 498 00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:13,720 Speaker 1: was was horrible at basketball, by the way, but I 499 00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:16,680 Speaker 1: got to travel with the varsity team and I went 500 00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:19,200 Speaker 1: back to use the bathroom, and little did I know, 501 00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:22,520 Speaker 1: one of the hazing rituals for the freshman basketball players 502 00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:25,640 Speaker 1: was if you went and used the bathroom, they would 503 00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:28,480 Speaker 1: lock the door on you from the outside. And they 504 00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:30,320 Speaker 1: locked the door on me from the outside. And I 505 00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:35,400 Speaker 1: spent two hours in the bus bathroom on a basketball trip. 506 00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:37,880 Speaker 1: I have PTSD to this day. I wake up with nightmares. 507 00:31:37,920 --> 00:31:43,120 Speaker 1: What Chris the Jesse Kelly showed tour bus will have 508 00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:45,560 Speaker 1: a big bathroom. Where were we gonna put that? Chris, You 509 00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:48,880 Speaker 1: can't just magically add square footage to the bus. It's 510 00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:51,240 Speaker 1: a bus. It can't be. It's not going to be 511 00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:53,719 Speaker 1: a double decker bus. Those are a safety hazard. Then 512 00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:55,840 Speaker 1: you can't ever go anywhere, Windy. I guess we're just 513 00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:59,320 Speaker 1: kno going to visit Kansas. I'm telling you no, no, no. 514 00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:02,480 Speaker 1: And by the way, road trips suck. Okay, everyone knows 515 00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:05,560 Speaker 1: road trips suck. I've taken so many. I've driven across 516 00:32:05,560 --> 00:32:08,400 Speaker 1: the country so many times in my life, and every 517 00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:10,400 Speaker 1: time you get where you're going and you're just stopping. 518 00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:14,440 Speaker 1: What Chris what Chris said, not in a tour bus. 519 00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:23,239 Speaker 1: Will we have our own fridge microwave? All right, all right, 520 00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:30,840 Speaker 1: I'm listening. If we get a comfortable bit that fits me, Yeah, 521 00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:34,200 Speaker 1: that's exactly, see exactly. This works out great for you too. 522 00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:37,160 Speaker 1: This doesn't work out well for me at all. I'm 523 00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:40,080 Speaker 1: gonna be sitting up on the uncomfortable couch eating hot 524 00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:42,160 Speaker 1: pockets while you two are racked out in the back 525 00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:47,400 Speaker 1: not doing it anyway. Uh. If I do have to 526 00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:49,960 Speaker 1: buy a snack at the little store or something like that, 527 00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:54,880 Speaker 1: I will usually try to buy a protein drink in 528 00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:58,520 Speaker 1: white cheddar cheese. Its which is odd because I never 529 00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:00,800 Speaker 1: buy white cheddar cheese it's really at any other time 530 00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:03,480 Speaker 1: in my life. But when I travel, there's something about 531 00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:06,640 Speaker 1: white chetty cheeses that just reaches out of me, probably 532 00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:09,360 Speaker 1: because it coats your hands in a fine white powder, 533 00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:12,160 Speaker 1: then then gets all over your travel clothes. And OB 534 00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:14,600 Speaker 1: gets upset when I get something on my pants, and 535 00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:17,920 Speaker 1: so that's really probably what it is. It's a deep 536 00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:22,040 Speaker 1: desire to aggravate Ob whenever I whenever I find the opportunity, 537 00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:26,320 Speaker 1: as all good husbands do. All right, let's talk about 538 00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:30,040 Speaker 1: Gavin new Gavin Newsom winning the presidency, God forbid. Some 539 00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:34,560 Speaker 1: guy wants to talk about the VA and veterans stealing benefits, 540 00:33:34,560 --> 00:33:39,120 Speaker 1: if you will, making chicken for Thanksgiving? Human beings? Why 541 00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:41,920 Speaker 1: did we finally make a shift on slavery? All that 542 00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:42,720 Speaker 1: and more Hang on