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Speaker 1: Well, he had a big life moment in my house yesterday.

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Speaker 1: It's so weird as my kids getting older and like,

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Speaker 1: And then yesterday my son Jack, who is thirteen years old,

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Speaker 1: shaved for the first time. Really stop it. Yeah, no, weird, man.

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Speaker 2: I remember that little guy on my lap going through

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Speaker 2: But it's like crazy to think that little guy.

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Speaker 1: Shaving genius sometimes yes, sometimes no, sometimes.

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Speaker 2: It's dope, but a genius guy sometimes you know, become dope.

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Speaker 2: Well just in certain areas like common sense stuff. No,

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Speaker 2: but like you know, build a rocket, yes.

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Speaker 1: You know, so sure. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I was going to say, it's like but of course

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Speaker 3: they like a of course we're at this time, like

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Speaker 3: my fifteen year old son, like yeah, of course this

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Speaker 3: is going to start happening right now, the eight It's bizarre,

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Speaker 3: but I still consider him little, my little kid really,

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Speaker 3: But like I just said we're here already.

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Speaker 4: He's still tries to breastfeed.

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Speaker 1: What really, why would you do that? Emily?

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Speaker 3: It's really really super physically not feel good, right you.

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Speaker 1: Uh do you remember did your dad teach you to

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Speaker 1: shave or did you he got in there?

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Speaker 4: It was a scene.

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Speaker 1: What do you know about shaving?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, because my face, you know, I started getting that

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Speaker 5: I have very light Yeah. I don't grow a lot

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Speaker 3: Oh, was your hair growing up like? Was it like, sorry,

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Speaker 3: what your hair color growing up?

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Speaker 4: Was it always been fair? I've always been really fair.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, because my mom's got really really light hair, thin,

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Speaker 5: very thin, and uh, my dad brings me into the

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Speaker 5: My dad still uses the same like razor handle that

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Speaker 4: I'm not to know the actual same one.

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Speaker 5: My dad was like a disposable thing. So he's like

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Speaker 5: a single blade guy is. Yeah, so that's what he

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Speaker 1: Did he use that like shaving cream brush thing?

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Speaker 5: He was an old school Uh, small bottles all over

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Speaker 5: his face and then he did it but I have

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Speaker 5: very sensitive skin, so I always hated shaving, especially on

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Speaker 4: Out and razor burns disaster. I hate it. If I

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Speaker 4: I would.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: My dad taught me and I and I was obvious.

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Speaker 5: Whatever my dad taught me anything, I always argue with him.

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Speaker 1: What do you again, what do you know about shaving?

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Speaker 1: I don't, but I know.

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Speaker 5: I'd be like, he's like, you want to go up,

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Speaker 4: I don't even know.

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Speaker 5: And I go all right and I do it, and

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Speaker 5: he goes, no, you got Like, I know, Dad, I

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Speaker 1: An argument just for shaving.

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Speaker 4: We're both there with our shirts off.

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Speaker 1: Shit, whoas off?

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Speaker 4: Why do I get shaving from my shirt? What are

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Speaker 1: I don't know what. I don't know how it feels. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: come on, that's that's coming out out of your mind.

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Speaker 1: That's wild. Yeah, I had the opposite. I am Italian

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Speaker 2: The way you describe how your hair grows, I envision

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Speaker 1: That's pretty much how it is.

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Speaker 2: So if you were to fully shaved, like clean shave,

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Speaker 2: if if you decide that's my style, how low like

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Speaker 1: If I was going to stay clean or like every

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Speaker 5: Dad's like that, he has to shave every day. Every

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Speaker 5: Dad has a shave every day because otherwise and then

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Speaker 2: Yeah, So I understand you keeping facial hair going, Oh yeah,

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Speaker 3: And like those hairs are so thick and coarse on

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Speaker 1: It suck for me. Eventually, your your skin just sort

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Speaker 1: And so I usually don't have razor burn very often

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Speaker 5: I've tried three blades, four blades, five blades, one blade.

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Speaker 5: I've tried sensitive skin stuff, skin stuff just nothing works,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, So I was pretty younger when I had to shave.

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Speaker 1: I don't remember what age it was. But my dad,

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Speaker 1: my dad didn't show me much like he was never

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Speaker 2: Really, which is bizarre, especially like pre internet too, because

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Speaker 1: I don't know. You just go for it. You just

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Speaker 1: you know I always say, dude, you've been drinking chocolate milk.

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Speaker 1: What's going on? That's my big joke. No, he's annoyed

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Speaker 4: Grow facial hair.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's just there. You know, it's there. It

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Speaker 2: Well I know those early stages like oh yeah, rough, yeah,

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Speaker 1: And so uh there has been talk for a little

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, okay. It's like it's like, uh, taking

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Speaker 4: That's dad?

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Speaker 1: And something I don't I didn't get. I've he has

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Speaker 1: Once you have the you're telling me every time I go,

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Speaker 1: Joe and He's like no, because my wife has trained him.

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Speaker 1: Who are you? You're thirteen?

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Speaker 5: Like you shouldn't have a girl that's barber?

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Speaker 4: Would Joe be able to.

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Speaker 1: Should she be able to handle that kind of cut?

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Speaker 1: What kind of questions? Here's she works Magico two two

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Speaker 4: What would you What would your wife do with Jack?

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Speaker 1: I'd be dead. He won't do it because he, like,

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Speaker 1: you know, he's an age where they all wear their

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Speaker 3: I do that legit once a week with my son Rea.

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Speaker 3: I go because like he'll get out of the shower

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Speaker 1: Wild.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's so crazy.

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Speaker 3: But he's right now, he's rocking bangs.

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Speaker 2: That's stupid.

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Speaker 3: That stupid look where they have the big poof in

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Speaker 1: That looks so much better. But but we don't get it.

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Speaker 4: We don't get it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. So when I saw the Deborah had bottom a

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Speaker 1: I go, do you know how to shave? Like are

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Speaker 1: you going to show him? Like get out of here,

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Speaker 1: No way, Like you don't even know what you're doing,

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Speaker 1: So like stop, Yeah, I wouldn't.

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Speaker 2: Know, like cause I'm assuming there's certain parts where you

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Speaker 4: I would have no clue what goes where.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not great, and so there is definitely a

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