Speaker 1: It's Mojo in the Morning show.
Speaker 2: Has anybody ever slept text like, we're in the middle
Speaker 2: of the night. They were sleeping and they didn't realize
Speaker 2: until they looked at their phone the next morning that
Speaker 2: they were texting.
Speaker 1: So, what's going on, Shannon?
Speaker 3: So the I've been been having so much trouble sleeping lately,
Speaker 3: and I think I'm in a phase of just my
Speaker 3: anxieties kind of out of control, and so I wake
Speaker 3: up constantly throughout the night. So the night before last
Speaker 3: Wes was like, why don't you take a melotonin? And
Speaker 3: because as soon as I laid down, I'm like, I
Speaker 3: already know. I can feel my heart racing, my mind
Speaker 3: was going a thousand miles a minute. And He's like,
Speaker 3: take a melotonin and that way, at least you'll sleep
Speaker 3: until you're alarm at three forty five.
Speaker 4: I'm like, okay, So I did.
Speaker 3: And when I woke up yesterday morning before I came
Speaker 3: into the studio, he was like, how did you sleep?
Speaker 3: Did you sleep through the night, And I'm like, yes,
Speaker 3: I did not wake up one time.
Speaker 4: It was glorious.
Speaker 3: I felt great when I came in yesterday until my
Speaker 3: babysitter sent me this frantic text during the show, and
Speaker 3: she was like, oh my god, I missed all of
Speaker 3: your messages. I'm so so sorry. And I'm like, what
Speaker 3: in the heck is she talking about. At twelve thirteen am,
Speaker 3: I started texting her, Oh really, all of this random
Speaker 3: stuff about the kids and their schedule. Some of it right,
Speaker 3: some of it not. And I'm like, I had no
Speaker 3: idea that I was up and texting.
Speaker 1: It's scary.
Speaker 4: At twelve thirteen am.
Speaker 1: Longer text or short like short texts.
Speaker 3: All of the above, several texts yeah, and actually like
Speaker 3: very coherent, I used emojis, wow, very very me style,
Speaker 3: but just none of this she really needed to know.
Speaker 2: And Wes didn't notice you on your phone at all.
Speaker 2: He didn't see like the light next to him all
Speaker 2: the sleep.
Speaker 4: He was out, Yeah, he was out.
Speaker 1: Look. I got a text from Shannon too. You did
Speaker 1: not I did.
Speaker 5: It starts with don't tell when but and then you
Speaker 5: can imagine the rest.
Speaker 3: But as I need some of yours, as she said
Speaker 3: it like showing me that I had been texting her,
Speaker 3: I'm like, thank god, she's the only person that's crazy.
Speaker 5: Could you exactly could you imagine texting somebody who like
Speaker 5: you want to say things to that you know if
Speaker 5: you did it would be a bad situation, but then
Speaker 5: you actually sent it, that would be in we all
Speaker 5: got them people.
Speaker 2: My luck is trust me. I would text back somebody
Speaker 2: that wants to get together and I would I would
Speaker 2: text the sales department that I'd go on another sales
Speaker 2: call to.
Speaker 1: Wow that. So has anybody ever done this?
Speaker 2: Is anybody ever texts slept text?
Speaker 5: I don't think I've ever sleep text, but there have
Speaker 5: been moments like it happened yesterday where in my mind
Speaker 5: I know I want to text somebody something or I
Speaker 5: want to text them back, and I think I'm just
Speaker 5: doing so much, and then I grab my phone to
Speaker 5: do it, and then I look down and I've already
Speaker 5: done it. So I've been I've had what I got
Speaker 5: texted girl yesterday. I forgot what I text her, but
Speaker 5: in my mind I wanted to send it, but don't
Speaker 5: remember actually sending everything. Okay with your content, I don't,
Speaker 5: to be honest with you, I don't know. I know
Speaker 5: it's scaredly sometime.
Speaker 2: Shehandon brought up somebody yesterday off the air about how
Speaker 2: it bothers her when she can't remember the name of
Speaker 2: something or a word.
Speaker 4: Or something I remember yesterday I was trying to think
Speaker 4: of legend.
Speaker 2: But when I forget things like what you just did
Speaker 2: and that, I'm like, oh god, here it like I'm
Speaker 2: going to autopilot conduc I've left.
Speaker 1: Shopped so that on Amazon, adding stuff to my car
Speaker 1: and not like I don't know. I wake up the
Speaker 1: next day totally forget about it, and then I packages
Speaker 1: that my.
Speaker 2: My buddy, our show buddy Johnny Dare used to sleep
Speaker 2: shop all the time or slept I don't even know
Speaker 2: what it would be, sleep shop, sleptop shop, sleep shop,
Speaker 2: you know. But he would do it all the time
Speaker 2: and then randomly and it's funny because he would buy
Speaker 2: weird stuff to begin with, randomly, like a bear costume
Speaker 2: would show up, no joke, it would be thought, yeah,
Speaker 2: like it was kind of crazy the things that would
Speaker 2: would come through. I am one of those people when
Speaker 2: I am sleeping, I think something happened. When I wake
Speaker 2: up and this is the deal, Like I think, is
Speaker 2: is that a dream that happened or is that really
Speaker 2: what happened? And I used to sleep eat all the time,
Speaker 2: so I would get up and go.
Speaker 1: No, I swear. You know what. I wish I could
Speaker 1: say the a whole word right now on the air,
Speaker 1: because that's you. I'll say this. You're a jag off,
Speaker 1: all right. So I would.
Speaker 2: Think, oh my god, I feel like I ate something
Speaker 2: like that, and you'd feel like whatever, And then you
Speaker 2: go to the kitchen and there would be the leftover
Speaker 2: pizza box sitting out on the counter, and it's like,
Speaker 2: I know that.
Speaker 1: That's what I ended up eating a thing. You of
Speaker 1: course don't.
Speaker 3: Thing that I because my friend, you know, my friends
Speaker 3: Andrea and Randy. And Randy used to sleep eat all
Speaker 3: the time too. And Andrea is like she loves speaking
Speaker 3: and cooking, so there was always stuff out on the
Speaker 3: counter that she had made, and she would have to
Speaker 3: find places to hide it because he would call into
Speaker 3: the kitchen and just like ravage the place.
Speaker 5: So you say, you you wake up, you go downstairs.
Speaker 5: If you have like if you don't live on one level,
Speaker 5: you go downstairs, you go to the kitchen, and you're
Speaker 5: able to physically make food even though you're sleep.
Speaker 2: It was not necessarily I was making it. I was
Speaker 2: eating whatever that was there, you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: on the counter, you had pizza boxes out there. I mean,
Speaker 2: I don't know Randy's thing, and I know Randy was
Speaker 2: that he would make things right.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, whatever she had made out, he would eat,
Speaker 3: but he would eat like all of.
Speaker 1: It, and then go to bed or you stay in
Speaker 1: the kitchen.
Speaker 3: No, and then go back to bed. And she would
Speaker 3: wake up in the morning for work and go.
Speaker 1: What the heck happened? What's up, Megan? How you doing? Hey?
Speaker 6: Good?
Speaker 1: Are fantastic? What's going on with you?
Speaker 7: So?
Speaker 8: I actually I have narc lepsy.
Speaker 1: It's pretty mild.
Speaker 9: I just I don't like fall asleep at will. I
Speaker 9: just am tired a lot.
Speaker 8: But I do this all the time, my sleep.
Speaker 9: Text I talk in my sleep.
Speaker 8: Occasionally I'll sleep walk. Some of the stuff I've done
Speaker 8: is pretty wild.
Speaker 2: Tell me about the sleep texting. What was the extent
Speaker 2: of the texting? If you remember any of the stories.
Speaker 9: I you know, a lot of it.
Speaker 8: A lot of it doesn't make sense.
Speaker 9: It almost seems like drunk texting. So the next morning
Speaker 9: I'll wake up and I'll be like, oh my god.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 9: And some of my friends used to call me in
Speaker 9: the middle of the night or text me because they
Speaker 9: knew that I would be in some sort of trance
Speaker 9: or state and I would respond.
Speaker 1: But it wouldn't make any sense.
Speaker 8: So it was like.
Speaker 2: Almost like a a gibberish. Yeah, just a bunch of gibbers.
Speaker 2: That's that is so wild. The sleep walking is a
Speaker 2: is a crazy one too. You have to be careful
Speaker 2: of that. When I was younger, like when I was
Speaker 2: like twelve, I used to sleep walk, and my brothers
Speaker 2: and sisters say it was like the weirdest thing ever.
Speaker 2: I would just be walking around and they could tell
Speaker 2: that I was I was asleep because of how un
Speaker 2: alert I was.
Speaker 1: See, yeah, I would have thought you were possessed. You would.
Speaker 5: You would.
Speaker 1: You would have thought I was going right to the refrigerator.
Speaker 10: Demon.
Speaker 1: Hey, by the way, Megan, he's fat shaming me. Why
Speaker 1: I just don't believe I don't.
Speaker 2: Text here here says something interesting and I never knew this,
Speaker 2: but it says too for he said. I read an
Speaker 2: article one time that melatonin doesn't work for people with
Speaker 2: a d D and ADHD, which is probably the reason
Speaker 2: why it doesn't work with me, because when you said
Speaker 2: that you took melatonin, Melatonin for me is like taking
Speaker 2: a Lowden's cough drop to stop your call.
Speaker 4: Really, it's just can iron out I take it?
Speaker 2: You are heroin I I have to take Like I
Speaker 2: like I need a xanax or something like that, like
Speaker 2: I need a heavy stuff.
Speaker 1: A horse tricky. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Another another texture here says can't call because I'm driving,
Speaker 2: But then how are you texting? Is that can't call
Speaker 2: because I'm driving? And I actually have a great story
Speaker 2: to tell you about sleep texting?
Speaker 1: Well, then pull.
Speaker 2: Over, use the same voice feature and call yeah voice called,
Speaker 2: just say hey, call Mojo in the morning, or call
Speaker 2: the phone number eight four four six six five six
Speaker 2: five four eight eight four four Mojo live.
Speaker 10: Uh.
Speaker 1: To us, it's got to be.
Speaker 5: Weird to be the partner of Randy or to beat Chelsea,
Speaker 5: like to be the partner of the person who sleep walks,
Speaker 5: because if I'm in the bed and.
Speaker 1: Like, what's the freak up?
Speaker 5: But like, what's the first time that that happens? If
Speaker 5: you don't communicate that to your partner, like hey, I'll
Speaker 5: sleep walk, and then the next night you just randomly
Speaker 5: wake up and they're like walking around You're trying to
Speaker 5: get the attention.
Speaker 1: And how about sleep secks.
Speaker 2: There's many people that have no clue which is kind
Speaker 2: of scary that they actually are you making that?
Speaker 1: No, that's a that's a look. Yeah.
Speaker 2: People who will be so incoherent sleeping wise, not realizing
Speaker 2: they had sex with their partner that that night, which
Speaker 2: is scary because honestly, I'd be like, Okay, hold on
Speaker 2: a second, like I'm telling you you were that, you know,
Speaker 2: wanting to do it. Yeah, hold on a second. Let
Speaker 2: me grab a couple of colins here. I just switched
Speaker 2: over my phone thing. Ah, what's going on?
Speaker 1: How you doing? Is this Julie Hi? Yes? What did
Speaker 1: your brother.
Speaker 8: When?
Speaker 7: When we were kids, My brother used to get up
Speaker 7: in the middle of the night and walk around and
Speaker 7: peeing everybody's shoes. And one night, because he used to
Speaker 7: stay with me, I was laying in my chair and
Speaker 7: I heard a zipper.
Speaker 1: I look, I'm like, if you pee on me, I'm
Speaker 1: going to kill you. Oh my god. And he goes, oh, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to.
Speaker 10: Pin on you.
Speaker 7: He walked in and peed in my closet instead.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. That's crazy. Yeah, that would be that
Speaker 2: would happen. Get a sleep, I would have to like
Speaker 2: check all my clothes or look in my shoes just
Speaker 2: to make sure that there was.
Speaker 8: No.
Speaker 11: I had three little dogs at the time, so I
Speaker 11: bought this ultra violet light that you run along, so
Speaker 11: I want to make sure mail dogs and I'm peeing
Speaker 11: some of this stuff the spray well, I'm running this
Speaker 11: light and.
Speaker 8: All of a sudden, it goes three feet up the wall.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah, there's no way your dog's going
Speaker 1: three feet up the wall.
Speaker 7: No. I told my brother I'm going You're gonna be
Speaker 7: bush in my walls.
Speaker 11: Yeah, he says, He says, Well, the dogs pee on
Speaker 11: the wall.
Speaker 8: He says, ain't no different. I'm like, oh, get the.
Speaker 1: Hell on here.
Speaker 2: Julie, thanks for the call, appreciate it. Take care of yourself.
Speaker 2: What's going on, Caitlin, how you doing?
Speaker 10: Good morning, I'm a first time caller.
Speaker 1: Thank you for calling. Finally, what's going on?
Speaker 6: So?
Speaker 10: I have a story about my uncle who's really bad
Speaker 10: with sleep walking. He was apparently chasing a bowl of
Speaker 10: gravy in his dream, and my aunt found him. He
Speaker 10: walked down his long driveway and up his neighbor's driveway
Speaker 10: and was on the ground trying to get this bowl
Speaker 10: of gravy out from underneath his neighbor's car.
Speaker 4: That sounds like he was doing drugs. Don't have much
Speaker 4: for dreamed.
Speaker 6: Night swear he doesn't do that. He wakes my aunt
Speaker 6: up all the time in the middle of the night,
Speaker 6: swearing there's spiders on her and he's picking in her hair,
Speaker 6: and he just is crazy when he goes to sleep.
Speaker 2: I guess is he taking ambient Because if that's the case,
Speaker 2: I think that.
Speaker 1: We got an answer.
Speaker 10: No, No, he's not.
Speaker 2: Yes, that sounds like an ambient high. What's going on? Bbrey?
Speaker 8: Hey, what's up, guys? So I have a scary story
Speaker 8: and it's just I'm just sharing it, as you know,
Speaker 8: a first time. So my daughter who's now four, when
Speaker 8: she was two and a half, bedtimes eight thirty nine o'clock,
Speaker 8: you know, And I got a text from my neighbor
Speaker 8: at like midnight. Okay, something's weird. Sure enough, my daughter
Speaker 8: at two and a half was sleepwalking, got out the
Speaker 8: front door and was sitting on her porch meowing like cat.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 8: She had her blanket and one slipper on and she
Speaker 8: was sleepwalking. So of course I'm terrified, can't sleep now
Speaker 8: for weeks. Made a doctor's appointment, and she's sure enough,
Speaker 8: his early stages of sleep apnea at four years old.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's I know.
Speaker 8: Literally, Then the neighbors like, do you have a cat? No?
Speaker 8: She looks outside and there's my daughter sitting on her
Speaker 8: porch sleeping like a cat.
Speaker 2: Have you had to do the sleep study thing with her?
Speaker 8: I have. It's very, very weird because then it's like
Speaker 8: they're you're watching your daughter go through this like machines
Speaker 8: hooked up to them and I never had one done.
Speaker 8: So as I'm sitting there with her, they're like, I
Speaker 8: think you need to get tested too, because you're very anxious.
Speaker 8: I'm like, well, hello, you have my daughter.
Speaker 6: I was.
Speaker 2: The ladies, the ladies that like Laurie and everybody were
Speaker 2: at U of M, were telling me how tough that
Speaker 2: is for parents they to sleep in a chair right
Speaker 2: next to their daughter in bed or son in bed.
Speaker 2: Thank you for the call. I appreciate it. Now here's
Speaker 2: the call we've been waiting for. Initial Brie voice, disguise,
Speaker 2: what's going on? Brie, Hi, what's happening.
Speaker 1: That much?
Speaker 10: So?
Speaker 12: My fiance he doesn't believe it, but he always tries
Speaker 12: to have sex while he's sleeping.
Speaker 1: He wait, and he doesn't believe it. Like you say
Speaker 1: something to him in the morning.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so like what does he do?
Speaker 12: He like tries like touching on me and he just
Speaker 12: has no clue what's going on.
Speaker 1: And do you usually push him off of you?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Wow, So you think he's having like a sexual dream
Speaker 2: or something and he's thinking about it, and that's what's
Speaker 2: going on.
Speaker 12: Maybe he doesn't even recall ever having dreams or anything.
Speaker 5: That's next time he does it. Allow him to go
Speaker 5: the full length and just see if he's better.
Speaker 1: What are you friends? What if he's better? What if
Speaker 1: sleep him is better than alive him? Yeah? Oh my god? Yeah?
Speaker 1: What kind of guy is he in bed? Is he
Speaker 1: a good guy in bed?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Oh that you should not have said it that way.
Speaker 1: He could do better. I do hate it.