WEBVTT - 8am Hour - Curse You, Jessica 0:00:09.400 --> 0:00:11.119 Hey, does somebody know And I looked it up and 0:00:11.119 --> 0:00:13.160 I should know this. But is Chan Hassen in this 0:00:13.400 --> 0:00:15.000 in the Prep Bowl still or do they get bumped 0:00:15.000 --> 0:00:16.919 out because they were like doing really well in the 0:00:16.920 --> 0:00:18.800 prent ball football for football, which is like I think 0:00:18.840 --> 0:00:21.560 the finals were this weekend. But I'm looking online and 0:00:21.600 --> 0:00:23.160 I don't see them in there. So I mean, I 0:00:23.160 --> 0:00:25.119 could do a little bit more research myself, but you 0:00:25.160 --> 0:00:27.320 are kind of my Google search, my Alexa this morning. 0:00:27.440 --> 0:00:30.960 I'm looking so high school. How many a's are those 0:00:31.080 --> 0:00:31.680 six a's? 0:00:31.800 --> 0:00:34.519 Okay, well, there's different divisions, yeah, like small towns, Like 0:00:34.600 --> 0:00:37.160 there's I think there's nine man football in small towns 0:00:37.200 --> 0:00:38.560 because they can't feel the eleven people. 0:00:38.640 --> 0:00:39.920 Okay, here's what I have. 0:00:40.120 --> 0:00:43.599 I think the final the final two, yeah, which plays 0:00:44.159 --> 0:00:48.000 today at seven pm. Okay, Dinah and Morehead, Oh of 0:00:48.159 --> 0:00:50.240 course Morehead's good at everything? 0:00:50.440 --> 0:00:51.080 Are they really? 0:00:51.159 --> 0:00:51.600 They are? 0:00:51.720 --> 0:00:53.440 They have the best speech team in the state. That's 0:00:53.479 --> 0:00:56.560 what I know about them. But Dinah and Morehead, and 0:00:56.640 --> 0:00:59.520 it looks like when was Chan in it. 0:00:59.400 --> 0:01:01.320 They could have got bumped already. I should know things 0:01:01.360 --> 0:01:05.360 like that, being a very long time Chan resident, I 0:01:05.440 --> 0:01:05.839 just don't. 0:01:06.000 --> 0:01:06.880 Yeah, I don't know. 0:01:06.920 --> 0:01:08.040 I think they were bumped a while ago. 0:01:08.200 --> 0:01:10.360 They said to your Chan is in So somebody just 0:01:10.400 --> 0:01:14.160 texted in and said Chan is still in wrong division 0:01:14.280 --> 0:01:17.959 or something. I don't know how this is your station 0:01:18.200 --> 0:01:21.800 for sports kd WUV. 0:01:22.840 --> 0:01:28.119 We have. We do this every Friday, and I don't 0:01:28.160 --> 0:01:31.679 like this idea, but I've enjoyed it before that. We said, well, 0:01:31.720 --> 0:01:33.960 let's do pros and cons, so you you know, you 0:01:34.000 --> 0:01:38.039 give us a pro or a con about cruises, and 0:01:38.080 --> 0:01:40.959 we did that. We did one about Halloween. We did 0:01:40.959 --> 0:01:44.080 one about Taylor Swift. We did one about putting Christmas 0:01:44.120 --> 0:01:45.240 decorations up early. 0:01:45.360 --> 0:01:46.400 We did one about Disney. 0:01:46.560 --> 0:01:51.080 We did today's is Yeah, Chan is playing tomorrow four o'clock. 0:01:51.280 --> 0:01:52.440 They play spring Lake Park. 0:01:52.640 --> 0:01:53.080 Good to know. 0:01:53.720 --> 0:01:56.720 Okay, thank you. I really didn't know that. I don't 0:01:56.720 --> 0:01:58.800 know why I can't google that myself. All right, pros 0:01:58.840 --> 0:02:02.160 and cons. The today's subject is me Dave Ryan. Yes, 0:02:02.480 --> 0:02:07.840 and and you two are just looking to bully meet again. 0:02:09.720 --> 0:02:13.160 So we have people on the phone here for pros 0:02:13.200 --> 0:02:16.000 and cons. We have first of all Kenzie, who is 0:02:16.000 --> 0:02:19.119 going to be pro Dave Ryan, and then Jessica who 0:02:19.200 --> 0:02:24.280 is con Dave Ryan. Jessica curse you, curse you, curse 0:02:24.360 --> 0:02:26.320 you and your and your and your and your cats 0:02:26.360 --> 0:02:26.800 and your dogs. 0:02:27.080 --> 0:02:29.680 Also yesterday when we asked for people, it was so 0:02:29.720 --> 0:02:31.440 easy to find people for con Dave Ryan. 0:02:31.960 --> 0:02:33.640 We were scraping the bucket looking for people for. 0:02:33.639 --> 0:02:44.040 Pro all right, see, okay, you stand by Jessica, all right? Okay, Kenzie, Hello, 0:02:44.280 --> 0:02:47.760 my lovely Kensey. You are you are pro Dave Ryan. 0:02:47.919 --> 0:02:51.920 Welcome to the Dave Ryan Show. What did you want 0:02:51.960 --> 0:02:53.920 to say that is pro me? 0:02:56.200 --> 0:03:00.519 Okay, to be fair, as once said, he to scrape 0:03:00.560 --> 0:03:02.560 the bottom of the bucket. 0:03:02.000 --> 0:03:02.440 A little bit. 0:03:02.600 --> 0:03:05.320 So I did wait like five minutes before I called in, 0:03:05.639 --> 0:03:07.920 assuming that the line was going to be busy, and 0:03:07.960 --> 0:03:10.200 then he got on. I said, did you find anyone yet? 0:03:10.440 --> 0:03:16.400 And he didn't, So here I am, I really really love. 0:03:19.280 --> 0:03:19.760 All right? 0:03:21.040 --> 0:03:24.760 Why we are pro Dave Ryan. He has been the 0:03:24.800 --> 0:03:28.160 constant calm in the Twin Cities for the last century, 0:03:29.200 --> 0:03:33.880 specifically throughout COVID. I can recall you got me through 0:03:34.120 --> 0:03:37.920 all of the years of COVID, with all of your stories, 0:03:38.960 --> 0:03:42.160 and I have decided if you close your eyes and 0:03:42.360 --> 0:03:45.800 when you hear you go, oh okay, you really sound 0:03:45.840 --> 0:03:48.240 like Yogi Bear, and so that's what really has stuck 0:03:48.240 --> 0:03:52.360 out is in my head. And how could you not 0:03:52.560 --> 0:03:54.480 adore Yogi Bear Jessica. 0:03:55.040 --> 0:03:58.960 So yeah, Jessica, we'll get to you in a minute. 0:03:59.800 --> 0:04:02.960 You no shame with any of your stories, proving that 0:04:03.000 --> 0:04:07.040 you're just like us when it comes to your exitshtag nrfball, 0:04:08.440 --> 0:04:13.960 Donna Public. You love a good prank and you've been 0:04:14.680 --> 0:04:17.640 the father of Twin Cities for as long as I 0:04:17.680 --> 0:04:20.920 can remember, and we adore you. Yogi Beart Dave Bryan 0:04:21.520 --> 0:04:29.599 cas special shout out to my BFFI Dizzle, who helped 0:04:29.600 --> 0:04:31.680 me with this list, because again I texted her and 0:04:31.720 --> 0:04:35.360 I said, Dave's at begging for support online. 0:04:36.760 --> 0:04:39.080 She needed help together. 0:04:40.440 --> 0:04:41.279 I love you, Dave. 0:04:41.760 --> 0:04:44.600 I love you back, she texts her notes. 0:04:44.400 --> 0:04:46.200 We love you Dave. 0:04:46.960 --> 0:04:54.719 Steve Cochran, Okay, yeah, thank you very much. There's a 0:04:54.720 --> 0:04:57.760 little special place in heaven for people like you. Thank you. 0:04:58.000 --> 0:05:00.240 Okay, all right, move on to the con lady. 0:05:00.279 --> 0:05:03.599 I want to I don't want to talk to her. 0:05:03.880 --> 0:05:05.400 Oh I think I accidentally hung up. 0:05:05.560 --> 0:05:08.240 Oh no, Jessica, are you there? 0:05:08.720 --> 0:05:10.919 Oh great, No, you're here. You're here. He's doing a 0:05:10.920 --> 0:05:12.279 bit because he's still. 0:05:13.920 --> 0:05:16.320 Kendy's actually low key my friend. You guys didn't even know. 0:05:16.520 --> 0:05:18.599 Oh my gosh, wow what she saying? 0:05:18.600 --> 0:05:20.920 They're lowkey friends and they didn't even know that they 0:05:20.960 --> 0:05:22.000 were both doing this today. 0:05:22.040 --> 0:05:22.719 Wow wow. 0:05:22.920 --> 0:05:25.760 Okay, I want to hear this list of cons because 0:05:25.920 --> 0:05:27.360 this is I'm actually taking notes. 0:05:27.839 --> 0:05:30.280 Oh yes, Bailey, this is this is justice for all 0:05:30.320 --> 0:05:36.560 of you guys. Okay, so SOLICI five. So number one, 0:05:37.040 --> 0:05:40.520 she buys the most unnecessary gadgets known to man time, 0:05:40.920 --> 0:05:45.279 so true, six hundred dollars on a soft folder three 0:05:45.360 --> 0:05:47.799 thousand and be like, you guys don't have one? Everyone 0:05:47.839 --> 0:05:48.360 should have one? 0:05:49.080 --> 0:05:50.840 What like just anything? Dumb? 0:05:51.040 --> 0:05:54.520 Okay? Direct? No, you are you are correct. I do 0:05:54.640 --> 0:05:56.440 buy stupid things that I regret. 0:05:56.520 --> 0:05:58.040 But then does it take us to Benny Hannah? 0:05:58.080 --> 0:06:00.800 Yeah exactly, But then Kensday Morning Show he can't do 0:06:00.839 --> 0:06:02.840 it because you know, but if you stopped buying ten 0:06:02.880 --> 0:06:03.599 thousand dollars. 0:06:03.400 --> 0:06:05.920 In USU lately lessons, you know, you could take. 0:06:05.760 --> 0:06:11.040 Your group out out? What else, Jessica? 0:06:11.760 --> 0:06:16.560 He the Morning Show is for real? Dave Ryan, Okay, 0:06:16.880 --> 0:06:21.200 anytime Bailey bought Jenny, you guys try to talk, it's 0:06:21.240 --> 0:06:24.159 always like this reminds me of something that happened to 0:06:24.160 --> 0:06:29.839 me back in nineteen ninety four and talk. Thank you, Dave. 0:06:31.120 --> 0:06:33.120 You know when you're not wrong. Seriously, I have a 0:06:33.120 --> 0:06:35.279 lot of stories stored up. Gives you long a Ted 0:06:35.400 --> 0:06:37.680 reminds me of when Lee vols Vic and I got 0:06:37.680 --> 0:06:39.960 into an argument at the old Whitney Hotel. 0:06:40.880 --> 0:06:46.279 Okay, jeez, piggybacking off at number two. Oh my goodness, 0:06:46.320 --> 0:06:50.960 you guys, Dave Ryan and his family. Nobody asked him 0:06:51.000 --> 0:06:54.120 about his kids anymore, because Daves will. 0:06:53.839 --> 0:06:56.040 Talk to you for hours. 0:06:56.760 --> 0:06:59.160 You're trying to move on. Bailey's looking at the clock. 0:06:59.360 --> 0:07:01.480 Vot's like, hey, next thing, and. 0:07:01.520 --> 0:07:05.040 We're going chapter four of Cartoons Saturday. 0:07:05.279 --> 0:07:07.280 Chapter Carson Saturday. 0:07:08.680 --> 0:07:10.800 Did you know my boy is in Berlin right now 0:07:10.800 --> 0:07:14.400 with the David Kushner tour. Of course, of course you do. 0:07:16.280 --> 0:07:17.480 You got two more points? 0:07:18.000 --> 0:07:22.960 Yes, Okay, Now David's music recommendations, legit Dad energy. He 0:07:23.000 --> 0:07:26.440 will be like you guys, new artists, banger listen to 0:07:26.520 --> 0:07:28.880 it now find out it's something to hear in the 0:07:28.960 --> 0:07:30.480 doctor's office. 0:07:30.200 --> 0:07:32.800 And it's literally abby but Bobby of twenty. 0:07:32.600 --> 0:07:40.000 Twenty four, Oh gosh, I don't disrespect one of the 0:07:40.040 --> 0:07:46.360 greatest artists of our time. I mean, on, here we go, 0:07:52.280 --> 0:07:55.720 so catchy, Dave should have been a hit. All right, 0:07:55.760 --> 0:07:56.440 have we done yet? 0:07:56.440 --> 0:07:58.960 She says one more, Dave, This is the last one. 0:07:59.000 --> 0:08:02.840 And this is where I'm know my people are out here. Dave, 0:08:03.760 --> 0:08:07.800 you are the king of over talking war of the roses. 0:08:08.120 --> 0:08:11.400 We be sitting here listening for the lives, all the stuttering, 0:08:11.840 --> 0:08:15.520 and then here comes Dave with a forty eight minute comment, 0:08:15.640 --> 0:08:18.240 a moral lesson. He's talking about the weekend, and we're 0:08:18.240 --> 0:08:20.320 trying to figure out why Jessica gotta do it in 0:08:20.320 --> 0:08:21.239 this house? 0:08:22.400 --> 0:08:25.040 What she got her toothbrush in this man's house. 0:08:25.080 --> 0:08:27.920 And you're like, you know, it does make you think 0:08:28.400 --> 0:08:31.960 should I be more careful with my possessions? 0:08:32.080 --> 0:08:35.640 And it really you know, to comes to think about it, right, 0:08:35.720 --> 0:08:37.120 She want you to get get to it. 0:08:37.120 --> 0:08:40.000 It's like, we want to hear what I gotta say, Dave. 0:08:41.520 --> 0:08:41.800 Wow. 0:08:41.880 --> 0:08:46.520 This has been very hurtful, bullying, but constructive, constructive at 0:08:46.520 --> 0:08:47.080 the same time. 0:08:47.160 --> 0:08:49.120 My favorite part was her saying, you'll be saying, oh, 0:08:49.160 --> 0:08:50.559 you guys got to hear this new artist and to 0:08:50.679 --> 0:08:51.000 sow you. 0:08:50.920 --> 0:08:55.559 Hear at the doctor's office. 0:08:56.720 --> 0:08:58.960 This reminds me of the time in two thousand when 0:08:58.960 --> 0:09:01.319 Patty Ebert and I were the salt the Salt Lake 0:09:01.360 --> 0:09:08.680 City Olympics and we had a big thank you jes. 0:09:10.360 --> 0:09:13.840 Okay, what a good roast. I love that she came. 0:09:15.760 --> 0:09:17.839 You guys should be happy. I get a thick skin 0:09:18.120 --> 0:09:19.040 and a big ego. 0:09:19.240 --> 0:09:22.520 We're busy listening about chapter four of Carson Saturday. 0:09:22.880 --> 0:09:26.320 That was funny. She should write for the show. Seriously, 0:09:26.559 --> 0:09:29.960 she's funny, funnier than any of us. So all right, 0:09:30.040 --> 0:09:32.640 thank you, pros and cons on one on one point 0:09:32.640 --> 0:09:36.240 three k D double ub. I saw a bunch of 0:09:36.240 --> 0:09:38.280 things just disappearing from the computer screen. Here is or 0:09:38.320 --> 0:09:40.840 anything you gotta particularly want to do at this point, 0:09:40.880 --> 0:09:42.160 producer Vont. 0:09:41.880 --> 0:09:43.400 We're gonna do a Vonce Field Good Friday. 0:09:43.440 --> 0:09:46.959 Man, Okay, here we go wants Field good Friday on kdewb. 0:09:47.160 --> 0:09:49.520 Wont usually stirs the pot, and this time he just 0:09:49.520 --> 0:09:51.720 wants to be a little bit more positive with some happy, 0:09:51.720 --> 0:09:52.400 happy news. 0:09:52.559 --> 0:09:54.720 I don't get people and how they do this with 0:09:54.760 --> 0:09:56.920 as a twenty five year old guy from Nebraska, he's 0:09:56.960 --> 0:10:00.480 on a mission to visit and document every single small 0:10:00.640 --> 0:10:02.880 town in the United States. 0:10:03.120 --> 0:10:06.600 It's cool, it's notable, but town. I question people that do. 0:10:06.559 --> 0:10:08.600 Every single city, but I mean every single state. But 0:10:08.640 --> 0:10:10.760 he's doing every town. But he's doing it, so what 0:10:10.920 --> 0:10:11.440 is what is. 0:10:11.440 --> 0:10:12.480 He just going to them? 0:10:12.559 --> 0:10:15.240 He's going there and it's funny because Minnesota is one 0:10:15.240 --> 0:10:17.760 of them. But he has visited states like Nebraska, Iowa. 0:10:17.760 --> 0:10:20.200 He's posted stories on Facebook, and he's making like a 0:10:20.200 --> 0:10:22.199 little travel guide. I guess because he I don't know, 0:10:22.240 --> 0:10:24.560 he's gonna sell it or maybe just document it for himself. 0:10:24.600 --> 0:10:26.720 But I do think it's a cool hobby. I just 0:10:26.760 --> 0:10:29.719 think it's very tedious. It's tedious, but I like it. 0:10:29.800 --> 0:10:32.560 I there was one point in my life where I thought, 0:10:32.559 --> 0:10:34.400 if I won the lottery and I could just do 0:10:34.480 --> 0:10:36.920 whatever I wanted, I would travel to small towns and 0:10:36.960 --> 0:10:39.240 then just like sit in the one small town bar 0:10:39.559 --> 0:10:41.960 in that town, just get to know people. I think 0:10:41.960 --> 0:10:44.920 that'd be fun. I think he's doing a great service 0:10:44.960 --> 0:10:45.439 to all of us. 0:10:45.520 --> 0:10:47.440 I think it's really cool. It's just it's very te 0:10:47.679 --> 0:10:49.280 to do every small town you have. Any small towns 0:10:49.320 --> 0:10:51.280 there are, there's a lot. That's what I'm saying. The 0:10:51.320 --> 0:10:53.040 best though bars in small towns. 0:10:53.040 --> 0:10:55.000 You're so right. I mean, if you go out to 0:10:55.120 --> 0:11:01.800 like I don't know. Leasea's place down in Carver. It 0:11:01.840 --> 0:11:04.600 has just got this small town bar charm. And you 0:11:04.679 --> 0:11:07.520 know that the people at the bar, six of them 0:11:07.520 --> 0:11:11.400 are there probably every single day. The drinks are like 0:11:11.480 --> 0:11:16.440 a nickel, appetizers are seven cents. It's just there's just 0:11:16.559 --> 0:11:19.720 a different vibe. Yeah, there's one in Black Forest, Colorado. 0:11:19.800 --> 0:11:23.600 It's called the Chicken Coop. It's been there since the forties. 0:11:23.600 --> 0:11:26.600 There's still carvings in the bar from like nineteen forty 0:11:26.920 --> 0:11:29.040 from somebody who was like ready to go off to war. 0:11:29.520 --> 0:11:32.160 And it's it's just got such And I see all 0:11:32.200 --> 0:11:33.840 these people that I used to go to school with 0:11:34.120 --> 0:11:38.600 that are now just drunken blushes, alcoholics, Like I remember 0:11:38.679 --> 0:11:40.920 I was in boy scouch with you before I became 0:11:40.960 --> 0:11:41.680 an alcoholic. 0:11:42.360 --> 0:11:45.320 I remember before I came an alcoholic. And it's meat 0:11:45.360 --> 0:11:46.720 because he's literally only twenty five. 0:11:47.040 --> 0:11:48.520 You hear a lot of people do this, like maybe 0:11:48.600 --> 0:11:50.600 after they retire or something, because they're like, oh, I 0:11:50.600 --> 0:11:51.240 need something to do. 0:11:51.320 --> 0:11:52.839 This dude is so young, and he's getting a head 0:11:52.840 --> 0:11:54.400 start on it. He's doing it now with his wife. 0:11:54.960 --> 0:11:58.240 They go to these different landmarks and they find restaurants 0:11:58.240 --> 0:12:01.280 and mysteries of places that nobody has ever thought to explore. 0:12:01.400 --> 0:12:03.439 I love that, and he said, quote, I can take 0:12:03.440 --> 0:12:05.480 a small town, then I immortalize it in a book 0:12:05.480 --> 0:12:07.760 where people a hundred years from now can go back 0:12:07.760 --> 0:12:10.160 and look and be like, this is what my grandparents' 0:12:10.160 --> 0:12:10.680 town look like. 0:12:10.720 --> 0:12:12.000 Cool, So I just making it a book. 0:12:12.040 --> 0:12:13.440 I like that he's making it a book, but I 0:12:13.520 --> 0:12:15.160 kind of wish it was like, you know, a social 0:12:15.240 --> 0:12:18.640 media thing that he was doing, like a series, so 0:12:18.720 --> 0:12:20.679 I could or you know, turn it into a TV 0:12:20.720 --> 0:12:23.199 show like hey, let's I mean, that's gonna be obviously 0:12:23.240 --> 0:12:25.600 harder than I say, but it would be so neat 0:12:25.679 --> 0:12:27.640 to do that and like pop around to all these 0:12:27.640 --> 0:12:31.280 different places and then highlight different places and maybe get 0:12:31.320 --> 0:12:33.400 some tourism into some small towns. 0:12:33.480 --> 0:12:35.640 He's money for a book because he has a publishing company, 0:12:35.640 --> 0:12:36.440 but no shot up to him. 0:12:36.440 --> 0:12:38.959 That's what feel good for writing. Oh yeah, thank you 0:12:39.080 --> 0:12:41.439 very much. We'll be back at a second on Katie. 0:12:41.080 --> 0:12:43.520 But we love playing the red flags game because Bailey's 0:12:43.520 --> 0:12:45.760 got a date tonight, date number four. So we're just 0:12:45.920 --> 0:12:48.840 like watching for red flags and green flags, and so 0:12:48.880 --> 0:12:51.480 we're playing a little game of red flags game. For example, 0:12:51.679 --> 0:12:54.560 I'll give you two positive traits of this person and 0:12:54.559 --> 0:12:58.600 then one negative trait. Sounds good, okay, So positive they 0:12:58.640 --> 0:13:02.960 own a house on Lake Mintonka. Two they're a veterinarian. 0:13:03.800 --> 0:13:07.480 Three they always have a booger hanging out the end 0:13:07.480 --> 0:13:09.520 of their nose always all the time. 0:13:10.040 --> 0:13:12.040 I don't know if I could deal with that. 0:13:12.040 --> 0:13:13.080 That'd be too much like. 0:13:13.240 --> 0:13:15.560 Well, if I said, hey, you've got a booger and 0:13:15.600 --> 0:13:17.280 they tried to get it and I couldn't come out, 0:13:17.280 --> 0:13:19.040 and I'd say, hey, you've got it's still there. 0:13:19.200 --> 0:13:21.600 No, they wipe it off, but you turn around and 0:13:21.600 --> 0:13:22.160 there's one. 0:13:22.080 --> 0:13:24.679 There's another one, And I would have to look at 0:13:24.720 --> 0:13:25.679 that all the time. 0:13:25.880 --> 0:13:27.200 Yeah, I don't know if I could do it. 0:13:27.240 --> 0:13:30.280 Okay, Well, Red Flags game coming up next on Katie. 0:13:30.559 --> 0:13:32.480 Apparently I have a phone call. Is that what you're saying? 0:13:32.520 --> 0:13:33.880 That's what said right. 0:13:33.679 --> 0:13:36.920 Now, Bailey is a phone because Bailey, you're doing fashion 0:13:36.960 --> 0:13:38.080 in Festident, right I am? 0:13:38.559 --> 0:13:40.559 And somebody you were nervous about it? Why because you 0:13:40.559 --> 0:13:41.200 said you feel like. 0:13:41.320 --> 0:13:43.199 I don't know anybody, and if I do know them, 0:13:43.240 --> 0:13:44.760 I probably don't know their name, but I know their 0:13:44.760 --> 0:13:46.000 face and they don't know who. 0:13:45.880 --> 0:13:47.839 I am well, and I said, you gotta go say hi. 0:13:47.840 --> 0:13:52.160 But let's let to a phone call here. This is Kelly. Hi, Kelly, Hi, guys, 0:13:52.240 --> 0:13:53.960 we're on the radio. What's up? 0:13:54.120 --> 0:13:54.679 Okay? 0:13:54.920 --> 0:13:57.599 I just don't tell Bailey like hey, earlier. 0:13:57.240 --> 0:13:59.960 Today we I was thinking about it and let's see 0:14:00.120 --> 0:14:00.520 you guys. 0:14:00.520 --> 0:14:02.559 And I thought, you know, Bailey, when you walked in there. 0:14:02.520 --> 0:14:04.800 To the fashion show and you say to yourself, mayonnaise, 0:14:04.800 --> 0:14:07.559 there's a lot of people here. Don't worry about it. Man, 0:14:07.679 --> 0:14:09.679 You're fun, You're beautiful, You'll rocket. 0:14:10.240 --> 0:14:13.920 Oh, thank you. That's really nice. I mean I'll go 0:14:14.040 --> 0:14:16.560 in a lot of people here. Yeah, I'll go in. 0:14:16.679 --> 0:14:18.880 I'll be like, I'm cool, I'm gonna rocket, and then 0:14:18.880 --> 0:14:21.320 I'll sit in the corner with my one glass of 0:14:21.400 --> 0:14:23.000 like ginger ale stirret. 0:14:23.120 --> 0:14:24.040 Oh, you'll do great. 0:14:24.280 --> 0:14:26.120 You just you just gotta like fake it till you 0:14:26.160 --> 0:14:26.400 make it. 0:14:26.480 --> 0:14:28.920 Yeah, I'm gonna wear something nice. I think, I hope 0:14:28.920 --> 0:14:30.240 I'm gonna wear something nice. 0:14:30.760 --> 0:14:33.640 You're gonna be great, kiddo, don't worry about it. Have fun. 0:14:33.800 --> 0:14:36.840 Oh, thank you, how nice? That's nice. 0:14:36.920 --> 0:14:39.320 Thank you, Jelly. I think you will do great. Fashion 0:14:39.360 --> 0:14:41.880 fest is tonight. Yeah, and do you know what you're wearing. 0:14:42.080 --> 0:14:42.440 I do. 0:14:42.560 --> 0:14:45.720 I'm wearing this cute Oh gosh, I wish I remember 0:14:45.760 --> 0:14:49.600 the boutiques name that I am wearing this. But it's 0:14:49.640 --> 0:14:53.000 really cute because it's like a brown and blue moment 0:14:53.200 --> 0:14:56.360 sort of thing. So I'm wearing it's like a sweater. 0:14:56.400 --> 0:14:58.160 It's just like a sweater and some nice jeans and 0:14:58.160 --> 0:15:01.320 I get to wear this like really adorable that I'm 0:15:01.360 --> 0:15:04.040 really excited to wear. And I like my outfit better 0:15:04.080 --> 0:15:06.080 than this year than I did last year. Last year, 0:15:06.120 --> 0:15:07.520 I was a little bit more bougie and now I'm 0:15:07.520 --> 0:15:10.120 more like comfortable okay, which I appreciate. 0:15:11.280 --> 0:15:13.200 And a fluffy hat, Dave hat. 0:15:13.280 --> 0:15:16.080 Yeah, shout out fashion Fest. It's all to benefit Children's 0:15:16.520 --> 0:15:19.120 Masonic Hospital. I believe it's the title. We'll played a 0:15:19.120 --> 0:15:21.240 little game here called the Red Flags Game because Basley's 0:15:21.280 --> 0:15:23.320 got a date tonight. You're going to the Puttery, which 0:15:23.320 --> 0:15:24.840 I think is awesome. So you're going to the puttery 0:15:24.880 --> 0:15:26.800 at like what four until six or something or. 0:15:26.800 --> 0:15:28.920 Other, and then I'm going to fashion Fest right after. 0:15:29.040 --> 0:15:30.480 I'm exhausted already a big day. 0:15:30.600 --> 0:15:33.520 Yeah, So I'm going to give you some you know, 0:15:34.120 --> 0:15:36.360 red flags and want you get to play along too, 0:15:36.400 --> 0:15:38.320 and certainly you as you listen to the show, I'm 0:15:38.360 --> 0:15:40.480 gonna give you some great things, and then you tell 0:15:40.560 --> 0:15:43.080 me whether the red flag is a deal breaker. So 0:15:43.160 --> 0:15:46.520 you meet somebody and this is what you learn about them. Okay, 0:15:47.200 --> 0:15:49.960 they own an island in the Bahamas, lovely, and they 0:15:50.000 --> 0:15:54.320 are the most physically attractive person you've ever seen. 0:15:54.520 --> 0:15:55.200 Okay, But. 0:15:56.760 --> 0:16:00.200 However, the red flag is they keep asking if your 0:16:00.240 --> 0:16:03.680 best friend is down, k Cap Katie Cap down? 0:16:03.800 --> 0:16:06.480 Katie Cap down, Cap down probably would be honestly down 0:16:06.560 --> 0:16:11.120 for just them or for an. 0:16:10.120 --> 0:16:12.080 You don't know they. 0:16:12.840 --> 0:16:15.680 Well, it depends. Is it a bit? Is he doing 0:16:15.680 --> 0:16:16.360 it as a bit. 0:16:16.560 --> 0:16:18.880 He's trying to Kittie Cap in the sheets? 0:16:19.320 --> 0:16:22.840 Well, then I would say, I mean great, and he's 0:16:22.840 --> 0:16:23.320 good looking. 0:16:23.440 --> 0:16:25.560 He's the most attractive person you've ever seen. 0:16:25.680 --> 0:16:27.680 If that was the case, I would try and pass 0:16:27.760 --> 0:16:29.840 him off on Katie Cap, Like, why don't you just 0:16:29.920 --> 0:16:33.840 go and pursue her. She's great and wonderful person. Why 0:16:33.960 --> 0:16:36.640 waste your time with me when you could have Katie Cap. 0:16:36.920 --> 0:16:39.040 Well, then he's gonna do the same thing with Katie Capt. 0:16:39.120 --> 0:16:41.240 Yeah, I'd say it's a red flag because damn I 0:16:41.240 --> 0:16:41.840 want the island. 0:16:42.480 --> 0:16:44.200 Well would you still would you still take him? 0:16:44.200 --> 0:16:44.400 Though? 0:16:44.840 --> 0:16:45.400 No? 0:16:45.400 --> 0:16:45.480 No? 0:16:45.680 --> 0:16:47.160 All right, well let's try another one. Let's see how 0:16:47.160 --> 0:16:49.080 you're doing this one. Yeah. They can talk to animals. 0:16:49.320 --> 0:16:53.440 They literally can talk to your cat, cat cap or 0:16:53.520 --> 0:16:57.880 Eva Vaughn's dog. They can talk to animals, and they 0:16:58.000 --> 0:17:05.160 own one of every car. Okay, one of every every car. However, 0:17:06.200 --> 0:17:08.600 they are addicted to prescription drugs. 0:17:08.720 --> 0:17:11.520 That sounds I'm gonna say no to this man. 0:17:11.560 --> 0:17:13.040 I can talk to animals. 0:17:13.160 --> 0:17:15.560 I mean, that's his one redeeming factor. The fact that 0:17:15.600 --> 0:17:17.639 he has one of every car. That seems like a 0:17:17.640 --> 0:17:20.399 horder issue. Okay, where's he storing all of these cars? 0:17:20.440 --> 0:17:23.239 A giant warehouse, A giant warehouse that that's taking up 0:17:23.280 --> 0:17:25.760 so much energy, and like there's probably people who have 0:17:25.760 --> 0:17:26.680 to work there and. 0:17:26.600 --> 0:17:29.159 It's probably not fun. So no, I'm. 0:17:29.040 --> 0:17:32.440 Gonna say no, especially because of the prescription drug I'm. 0:17:32.320 --> 0:17:33.600 Also going to say no, I don't care that you 0:17:33.640 --> 0:17:35.000 can talk to animals. I don't care that you have 0:17:35.000 --> 0:17:37.399 every car, so you have nothing to sell me on. 0:17:37.480 --> 0:17:38.720 I mean, it would be cool if I could talk 0:17:38.720 --> 0:17:39.760 to animals. That would be dope. 0:17:39.800 --> 0:17:41.280 I want to know what my cat is thinking and 0:17:41.320 --> 0:17:41.919 if he loves me. 0:17:42.080 --> 0:17:44.880 Okay, here's your next one. The Red Flags game. Okay, 0:17:45.320 --> 0:17:47.959 they own a magic carpet kind of like Aladdin. They 0:17:47.960 --> 0:17:49.920 can fly you. Was like, oh, Bailey, do you want 0:17:49.920 --> 0:17:51.160 to fly over the lakes? Bailey? 0:17:51.200 --> 0:17:51.280 You do? 0:17:51.280 --> 0:17:53.080 You want to fly to the loof to go to Bentleyville, 0:17:53.280 --> 0:17:56.440 Hop on my magic carpet and you fly up there. Yeah, exactly. 0:17:57.040 --> 0:17:59.040 That's a great It's a great thing, that is. So 0:17:59.080 --> 0:18:04.400 they give you multiples every single time, multiples every single time. 0:18:04.440 --> 0:18:06.640 Oh I see okay, yeah, all right, I missed that. 0:18:07.119 --> 0:18:09.399 But they call you a four to your face. 0:18:09.800 --> 0:18:10.119 Damn. 0:18:10.560 --> 0:18:13.880 Like, oh well, Bailey, you're a four. Okay, vont You're 0:18:13.920 --> 0:18:16.360 a four. But they have a magic carpet. 0:18:16.440 --> 0:18:16.760