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Speaker 3: In you Astray Hi Power Tip Morning.
Speaker 5: Show, Wednesday, November nineteenth, twenty twenty five.
Speaker 3: I'm Corey Cove.
Speaker 5: There's Paul, Meet Sauce Lambert, There's Zachary Halverson. No Chris today.
Speaker 5: I think we've upgraded from Chris to Julia Daniels.
Speaker 3: Hi Julia Hi guys Hi.
Speaker 2: Julia, Julia, Paul, Paul, Julia, Hi, Hi, Julia, Zach, Zach Julia,
Speaker 2: Good morning.
Speaker 6: Good morning, right and early, well no early, not so
Speaker 6: bright yet, mister.
Speaker 3: Coming in this early.
Speaker 5: You know, it's not like I heard cuts guests to
Speaker 5: check right. This is just because you think it's fun.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's gonna be a good time. It's gonna be
Speaker 6: a long day for me, but I.
Speaker 3: Think it's worth it. Ooh man, for my expectations.
Speaker 5: We get paid in those days. I'm not sure it's
Speaker 5: worth it. Yeah, today will be fun.
Speaker 3: Yea day will be fun? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Uh, you know, like Abbot always says, how do you
Speaker 5: guys not.
Speaker 3: Know who's going to be on your show? Like?
Speaker 5: Why don't you text everybody? Why don't you know? I'm
Speaker 5: not even sure. I think Parker Fox later, I think
Speaker 5: Audre Martin later.
Speaker 3: I don't know. Yeah, we know parishes, he's gone. I
Speaker 3: know that.
Speaker 5: That's why we asked Julia. Yeah, I think he's in Florida. Sure, Yeah,
Speaker 5: I don't know the rest of the day, who knows?
Speaker 3: I assume Parker at seven? Sure, I don't know. I
Speaker 3: don't know. How do you guys not know? We don't care?
Speaker 3: One of the fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah if they show up, great, If they don't want
Speaker 2: to move on, yeah, right, we'll just wing it anyways. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we're winging it anyway.
Speaker 3: Sure. Yeah, why would we not? Right? You know what
Speaker 3: I mean? Yeah? Man, why would we not?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 3: Julia, what's new with you? Well? Not a whole lot.
Speaker 6: It sounds like, you know, I mean after the Vikings
Speaker 6: loss this week. It's like, okay, yeah, I think we're all.
Speaker 3: In the same boat.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah probably. Yeah, it's frustrating.
Speaker 7: I mean it's gonna yeah, yeah, it's frustrating.
Speaker 6: We will still do our coverage as per usual of Vikings,
Speaker 6: but yeah, you got it.
Speaker 5: There's still always the number one story in town. Although
Speaker 5: I have I have a jealousy question for you.
Speaker 3: You're in the.
Speaker 5: Sports department, right, yes, now, we love Alicia Lewis, Yes, okay,
Speaker 5: we're pro Alicia on this show.
Speaker 3: She's going to the Olympics. I know she's covering curling
Speaker 3: and stuff. How come you don't get to go to
Speaker 3: the Olympics. Well, that's a management question. I I don't
Speaker 3: get to say.
Speaker 8: And who they picked they sent the morning anchor, Yeah,
Speaker 8: who we love fans, Yes, love Alicia.
Speaker 5: But she's out in South Dakota covering I think of
Speaker 5: South Dakota cal And now she's going to Italy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, pretty a deal.
Speaker 6: We're like stretched thin right now as it is covering
Speaker 6: Vikings and Wolves and things. So I don't know if
Speaker 6: you guys have seen, but Wolves has been on care
Speaker 6: Fridays and then they are on this Friday as well,
Speaker 6: so it's a lot and there was no time, I
Speaker 6: mean this week for us, any of us in sports
Speaker 6: department to get out to South Dakota. So I don't
Speaker 6: know with the scheduling thing, I don't know. No one
Speaker 6: consulted me about who's going to the Olympics. I don't
Speaker 6: know if it was a big upset. But how about
Speaker 6: the end of an era shoosters squad out?
Speaker 3: I didn't know that. Yeah, yep, oh.
Speaker 5: No, those are our guys. Are those are rosies guys?
Speaker 5: You know he Rosi owes them a dinner at Manny's.
Speaker 3: He does, yes.
Speaker 5: From the time they won the gold medal, he said
Speaker 5: he would pay for their dinner at Manny's. I'm sure
Speaker 5: he's done it by now, right. That was like, yeah,
Speaker 5: seven years ago. So he took him to Manny's and
Speaker 5: bottom dinner, right, that was the bet. Yes, if you
Speaker 5: win gold, I'll buy you dinner at Manny's.
Speaker 3: Well he doesn't have to. They're not going to make it. No,
Speaker 3: they won Oh they won gold, they won it. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 5: The first time when we met him before they went
Speaker 5: to the Olympics and won the gold, he said, if
Speaker 5: you win the gold medal.
Speaker 2: I'll buy you guys dinner twenty eighteen. That was a
Speaker 2: long time I got that in passing.
Speaker 9: Maybe is he said it on the air seriously on
Speaker 9: the air he said that he would.
Speaker 5: Yes, and then that's the night. But went on to Manny, Yes,
Speaker 5: we were all there for it, right. No, Mark Parrish did.
Speaker 5: Oh well, he's paid perish back by now. He wants
Speaker 5: this bit to end, right. That is incorrect. He didn't
Speaker 5: pay perish back. He did seven years ago. Eight years ago.
Speaker 5: So if you recall, that was the night he claimed
Speaker 5: he didn't know dinner was that Manny's that night?
Speaker 3: Pull your hands up.
Speaker 2: You can see the Coco Studios from the Many's uh
Speaker 2: front door, fair point, Zachary.
Speaker 9: I just it's a lot of people to get together, right,
Speaker 9: you know, there's the hardest, different schedules and everything. But
Speaker 9: those guys live up north, right, But you were able
Speaker 9: to get everybody together.
Speaker 3: Everybody was there.
Speaker 9: Everybody they were there, yes, a block away from where
Speaker 9: he was.
Speaker 5: And he didn't not only did he not show up,
Speaker 5: didn't pay the bill. No, everything you guys are saying,
Speaker 5: you're accurate. Uh, he didn't plan to have to pay
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that's else. We planned it and made it
Speaker 5: very clear to him that the dinner was that night.
Speaker 3: He said he never got the text and he was
Speaker 3: told he told us that he wasn't sure. It was
Speaker 3: that he was too busy. So that was seven years ago.
Speaker 5: And like you said, he could have seven years ago
Speaker 5: just paid Parish back and said thanks for picking up
Speaker 5: the tab.
Speaker 3: That was a bet, a bets.
Speaker 2: You, and we always do this when we run this
Speaker 2: weekly bit is he could have specifically this.
Speaker 5: Week when Schuster Squad is now officially out of the easily.
Speaker 2: He just said, Parrish, I'm not paying for Corey, I'm
Speaker 2: not paying for Hawk, I'm not paying for Sauce, and
Speaker 2: I'm not paying for Lawyer.
Speaker 3: Just the team just was the bet.
Speaker 5: It wasn't you have to pick up the tab for
Speaker 5: the whole table, which Parish did. It was just pick
Speaker 5: up the tab for the team, which was five guys,
Speaker 5: right because it was the four in the alternate.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so this is five guys. Yeah, paid for five guys.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and no, not five guys like burgers and fries
Speaker 2: pay for five guys to go to Manni's. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: then not that big of a deal. Maybe the most
Speaker 2: epic state fair T shirt out of it?
Speaker 5: Yep, uh, the Manny's bill T with the actual itinerary,
Speaker 5: not the itinerary itemized thank you on a T shirt.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you should see it. Oh yeah, to troll
Speaker 2: the hell out of it with Mark Parrish's legitimate signature on
Speaker 2: it when he signed.
Speaker 3: For the tab.
Speaker 5: Let me let me go forward. How do you feel
Speaker 5: about gambling in general? Pro gambling, anti gambling or indifferent?
Speaker 5: Indifferent in different So my wife and I argue about
Speaker 5: this all the time. And Sauce is the best example
Speaker 5: because whenever we make a bet on the show and
Speaker 5: Sauce loses.
Speaker 3: To me, which lately he's losing to no one.
Speaker 5: But back in the day, if he would lose a
Speaker 5: bet to me, I would say to my wife, yeah,
Speaker 5: I won whatever sauces me two hundred bucks, and she'd go,
Speaker 5: you're not gonna make him pay, are you?
Speaker 3: I go the F I'm not what a bet is
Speaker 3: a bet? Yeah? A bet is your word?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: You know this isn't you know medieval times where if
Speaker 5: you're you know, your word was life and death. It's
Speaker 5: but you know, gentlemen's gambling here, gentlemen's word.
Speaker 3: It's like if I'd make a bet.
Speaker 5: You have to pay up, correct, So you know, I
Speaker 5: don't know a little character flaw.
Speaker 3: If you make a bet and don't pay I understand. No,
Speaker 3: I agree.
Speaker 5: So we've held it over them for seven straight years, yeah,
Speaker 5: if not longer.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I think it was twenty eighteen. I think, wow,
Speaker 7: can you believe that's seven years ago?
Speaker 3: I know. Yeah, time is bitch. Yeh's not good, no,
Speaker 3: real greasy. So anyway, tough break for Shuster.
Speaker 5: I don't know if they were favored to go back though,
Speaker 5: if his team was favored to go back, just because
Speaker 5: of all the experience, they were the favorite.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they we're technically upset by it.
Speaker 5: Okay, Team Casper, I think, right, Yeah, what a cool name.
Speaker 6: Six Olympics though, how crazy? For sure, the run has
Speaker 6: been that's twenty four years of Olympics.
Speaker 2: And they were freaking stars, like they stole those Olympics. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and when we had them on before the before they left.
Speaker 2: To be totally honest, it was.
Speaker 5: Just whatever, these guys are just curlers, who gives a
Speaker 5: rats ass? Let's just send them on their way. They're
Speaker 5: local is guys, best of luck fellas. And then they
Speaker 5: stole the hearts of the entire country, and everybody was
Speaker 5: on the edge of their seats and we were watching
Speaker 5: it live and we didn't quite understand the strategy, but
Speaker 5: every shot we were absolutely on pins and needles, were like,
Speaker 5: this is super fun.
Speaker 3: It was and they were always very nice.
Speaker 5: Obviously that was never in question, even when we're like,
Speaker 5: who are these guys? They were very nice from day one.
Speaker 5: Easy squad to cheer for. So end of an era
Speaker 5: shout out to John Schuster. Man is everybody that's been
Speaker 5: on his team's.
Speaker 3: Beauty of the Olympics. You just have these random sports,
Speaker 3: then you just fall in love with the people. Do
Speaker 3: you cover a little man? I'm putting you in a
Speaker 3: tough spot here?
Speaker 5: Do you cover sports? Not necessarily the pro teams here
Speaker 5: are dore you ever at like Orino lacrosse and you're like,
Speaker 5: what am.
Speaker 3: I doing with my life?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: I don't cover lacrosse.
Speaker 6: Really.
Speaker 3: The prep stuff that we really.
Speaker 6: Focus on is hockey, football, basketball, Okay, And to be honest,
Speaker 6: hockey and basketball here are so insane that it's like
Speaker 6: I'm covering kids that are like gonna be playing D
Speaker 6: one basketball. Do you one hockey? I mean the hockey
Speaker 6: is truly like about as good as it gets when
Speaker 6: it comes to high school high.
Speaker 3: School hockey's awesome.
Speaker 6: No, I mean like is, to be completely honest with you, guys,
Speaker 6: is camera work my favorite thing on the planet Earth.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 6: I don't like love carrying a camera around and going
Speaker 6: to shoot my own stuff, because it's not something that
Speaker 6: I think that I'm particularly good at. And I like
Speaker 6: the on air stuff and going and doing the interviews
Speaker 6: and talking to people, and that's kind.
Speaker 3: Of my bread and butter of the job.
Speaker 6: But I will say, like covering high school stuff here,
Speaker 6: is it too too bad?
Speaker 3: Not too bad? Yeah?
Speaker 6: And honestly, you get to know the kids and the
Speaker 6: coaches too, and so that makes it one hundred percent
Speaker 6: worth it as well because you get to talk to
Speaker 6: them and see them all the time.
Speaker 2: You know, we can't tell all the time too, because
Speaker 2: we have super super super fun jobs.
Speaker 5: But obviously there's things I hate about this job. Everybody
Speaker 5: hates something about their jobs. So you know, I just
Speaker 5: was curious because you have a cool job too.
Speaker 3: It's fun.
Speaker 5: It might have you have awkward hours like we do. Yes,
Speaker 5: that's probably the downside. It probably cuts into your social
Speaker 5: life and seeing friends and hanging out with people stuff
Speaker 5: like that, especially since you're still young. But there's got
Speaker 5: to be a time or two where you're like, what
Speaker 5: am I doing? Why doing this?
Speaker 6: You know?
Speaker 3: The worst the word.
Speaker 6: Not to hate on anybody, but the worst part of
Speaker 6: it all for me, because some people love this part,
Speaker 6: is when I do an interview and then I have
Speaker 6: to go back, and we call it like tracking. You
Speaker 6: go back and you have to pull all of your
Speaker 6: sound bites and write them out so that you can
Speaker 6: write your script for the story. And that it's just
Speaker 6: like tedious work. Sitting there re listening to an interview
Speaker 6: over and over again and writing the time cues down
Speaker 6: for each sound bite. That's a job that's got to
Speaker 6: be replaced by AI can get.
Speaker 3: At some point. Yeah, come on, come on care, come
Speaker 3: on care. But that's the part that I'm sitting.
Speaker 6: I just put it off and put it off because
Speaker 6: I love when the story's finished, or helping the photographer
Speaker 6: that I'm working with, you know, looking at the and
Speaker 6: talking about the different creative ways you can do things.
Speaker 6: But it's the first part of can you do an
Speaker 6: interview of going back and listening and you have to
Speaker 6: put in like twenty seven semi colon OH one, colon
Speaker 6: oh five through twenty seven. Oh you know, it's like,
Speaker 6: what sitting there typing all that out is?
Speaker 5: Do you know I'm a journalism major and I'm not
Speaker 5: quite sure how to properly use a semi colon?
Speaker 2: Really?
Speaker 5: No, Well, I've also been out of school for twenty
Speaker 5: three years. I probably knew twenty three years ago, but
Speaker 5: now I have no.
Speaker 6: Idea how colon that I'm talking about though, is just
Speaker 6: how it's in our editing system. I don't actually have
Speaker 6: to use this and I colon my photographer would know
Speaker 6: like what I'm talking.
Speaker 3: Why you're supposed to put it in there?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: It interesting. Hey, since we're just kind of go around
Speaker 5: the room here, since this first segment is just you
Speaker 5: know whatever, we have no plan, right, uh, random ass kissing.
Speaker 5: When you made your Initials debut, we're like, god, dang,
Speaker 5: Julia almost won. Julia can play a little bit. So
Speaker 5: we were pleasantly surprised, like, hey, well look at this,
Speaker 5: we got a player here. I think you're better at
Speaker 5: password than you are at initial Yeah, like you can play.
Speaker 6: You're a good password player. I think word games are
Speaker 6: just my thing. Thank you, I appreciate that it's a
Speaker 6: good password player.
Speaker 3: I think I always tell everybody.
Speaker 6: I think it's because I played catchphrase for a long
Speaker 6: time with my best friend's family growing up, which I
Speaker 6: don't know.
Speaker 3: Do you guys know what that is? You core?
Speaker 5: I've never played it, but I've seen it on these
Speaker 5: shelves a thousand times.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 6: It's like this little device that's like potato shaped and
Speaker 6: you it has a word on it, and every other
Speaker 6: person's on you send a circle.
Speaker 3: That person's on a team.
Speaker 6: So there's two teams and it's like charades, but it's
Speaker 6: with a word. It's password basically, and you sit there
Speaker 6: and you try and get your team to be able
Speaker 6: to guess what the word is.
Speaker 3: Then you pass it off and then whoever alarm goes
Speaker 3: off on that. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, So I played
Speaker 3: that for a long time, so I think that that
Speaker 3: has something to do with it. I'll just love games. Yeah.
Speaker 5: I'm watching Wheel last night and si on Mansen calls
Speaker 5: me name drop. CI calls me at like six forty.
Speaker 5: I answered, and I go, this better be good. I'm
Speaker 5: watching Wheel and he goes, I'll make it quick. About
Speaker 5: a minute and a half later, he had made his point,
Speaker 5: said what he needed to say, and I go, all right, cool,
Speaker 5: see you like I gotta go Wheel?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, okay John Kriesel who comes in here on Fridays,
Speaker 3: they love it. Yeah. Absolutely.
Speaker 5: If I'm home, if I'm not doing which is almost always,
Speaker 5: if I'm not doing something else, if it's six thirty,
Speaker 5: my internal clock goes off.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, what's I feel like something?
Speaker 5: Oh my god, it's Wheel, and I run upstairs, run
Speaker 5: upstairs for the old Wheel. So yeah, he called me
Speaker 5: at like six forty, and I wanted to kill everybody,
Speaker 5: but he made it quick.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think I've only missed like a half a puzzle,
Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying. I get that though.
Speaker 5: You could pause it, yeah, but I gotta keep everything
Speaker 5: on schedule.
Speaker 2: I gotta keep moving, you know. He lie fast forward
Speaker 2: through the commercial.
Speaker 3: Definitely could like people are going to do in about
Speaker 3: fifteen seconds on.
Speaker 5: This show, by the way, And also, of course I
Speaker 5: have all of them DVR, and I could just go back.
Speaker 3: And watch it.
Speaker 2: But I'm trying to watch it live, you know. I'm
Speaker 2: trying to multitask. I'm getting stuff done. I'm watching Wheel.
Speaker 3: It's not the same if it's not live. I know.
Speaker 9: Plus, you got that Wheel of Fortune burner Twitter account
Speaker 9: that you'd like to interact with others, and are you
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, I wish.
Speaker 6: That's the thing that a lot of celebrities are owning
Speaker 6: up to, that they have these burner accounts.
Speaker 3: No. Yeah, well he's not gonna tell us.
Speaker 2: If he does.
Speaker 3: I don't have burner accounts, but I do.
Speaker 5: I do have access to the power Trip account, my
Speaker 5: own account, and the Initials account. So I have various
Speaker 5: people that I follow on each of the three. But
Speaker 5: I'm not trolling on any of the three yet checking in.
Speaker 3: Right, which ones do you have me blocked on? I
Speaker 3: don't even know. I don't have you blocked on any
Speaker 3: of them.
Speaker 5: I have a lot of people here muted on some
Speaker 5: of them because I don't need to see those tweets
Speaker 5: three times?
Speaker 3: Right, got it?
Speaker 5: Because I'm checking all three accounts. So and in fact,
Speaker 5: that's caught a lot of heat Julie over the years
Speaker 5: because somebody be like, you don't even follow me on Twitter, Like, yeah,
Speaker 5: I do, And then I realized, well, on one of
Speaker 5: the accounts, I don't, but the other one I do.
Speaker 5: I see your stuff, don't worry about it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 6: When you get a follow request or something. I don't
Speaker 6: think I have my Twitter follow notifications on someone.
Speaker 3: People tell me that they followed me. I've never had. Okay,
Speaker 3: I don't think you told me that you did, because
Speaker 3: early on it would email you. You'd get an email
Speaker 3: every time somebody.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I just wish I had found Instagram a lot earlier.
Speaker 5: It's so much better than Twitter. It's so much better,
Speaker 5: so much more positive the stuff you want. Yeah, I
Speaker 5: don't know.
Speaker 3: Man is very funnier.
Speaker 6: Yea.
Speaker 2: Twitter's very very positive. How was it not again? I
Speaker 2: saw the fun Why do you follow the cesspool again?
Speaker 2: You only see the speech every time we have this
Speaker 2: argument every time you say just hit the you know,
Speaker 2: the following, not the for you.
Speaker 3: Never do the for you.
Speaker 2: I'm always for you to see what's going on.
Speaker 3: That's the cesspool pool, stay in the shallow end. I'm
Speaker 3: always on the for you. And then if you do,
Speaker 3: you linger.
Speaker 6: If you linger on like a movie trainer, You're going
Speaker 6: to see that something about that movie for the next
Speaker 6: three weeks.
Speaker 3: I said that about Instagram.
Speaker 5: It's you click on one adult in a diaper video
Speaker 5: and all of.
Speaker 2: A sudden, that's all you're seeing is grown people wearing diapers,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, I didn't want this.
Speaker 3: I just clicked on one.
Speaker 6: Mine's all like, AI, what kind of bed would you
Speaker 6: sleep in if you were born in January February March,
Speaker 6: And it's like a nice cube bed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, No one is sleeping in any of them.
Speaker 2: The honeybed looks hearth, but it's like all these different
Speaker 2: it's like and you're like, no one would lay down
Speaker 2: in a honey bed.
Speaker 3: You'd be so.
Speaker 2: Sticky and grown like hot love a bed.
Speaker 5: The algorithm thinks Julia is pretty boring and thinks everybody
Speaker 5: here is an absolute pervert. Ye oh yeah, shocker. Let's
Speaker 5: just give her bed recommendations.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, that'll be great. That Friday show is super fun.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 3: And again I mentioned we only have one year left
Speaker 3: before we're out of the row zone. Yeah.
Speaker 5: And somebody on Twitter was like, well, he left like
Speaker 5: almost a year ago, so you guys really only had
Speaker 5: twenty three years with him. I'm like, you're missing the point.
Speaker 5: I'm not talking about him beyond the show twenty five years.
Speaker 5: I'm saying in a year he's unwilling to date us. Yeah,
Speaker 5: he doesn't care anymore. He's also regulacy during the holiday season. Oh,
Speaker 5: schedule filled up. Yeah, well that happens.
Speaker 3: He's real busy planning in the holidays.
Speaker 2: Hmmm.
Speaker 5: Yeah, hawk's going today. We mentioned that we didn't even
Speaker 5: ask him where he was going. He's like, I'm gonna
Speaker 5: take Wednes daff for like, okay, yeah, no idea where
Speaker 5: he is.
Speaker 3: He'll be back tomorrow though.
Speaker 2: He's doing a speech at like eight thirty or something.
Speaker 3: Maybe he's doing that dunkers bit. What the hell's dunkers?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I've never been invited for obvious reasons. I look like hell,
Speaker 2: and I don't think they want me part of their
Speaker 2: little club. And I've ripped half the people that go true,
Speaker 2: like almost all of them. So Pj's there, I think,
Speaker 2: So who else do the pole ads go? I would assume, yeah, Dunkers.
Speaker 2: It's like, uh, it's like the Minnesota Illuminati. I think
Speaker 2: sports Illuminati with dots and sports.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Roycey.
Speaker 2: I think Barrero is a dunker there. I don't know,
Speaker 2: clubhouse or something, isn't it. I think it's not like
Speaker 2: the Minneapolis club used to be out of town Minneapolis.
Speaker 3: It's a really good I'm scared.
Speaker 2: I love so do. I just like doing his voice.
Speaker 2: I love I'm very pro roysy. I just like, but
Speaker 2: it's just like my a CDC impression.
Speaker 5: I can only do it for about two minutes and
Speaker 5: my voice is going to be shot for about three weeks.
Speaker 3: I don't know how he talks like that constantly. He
Speaker 3: cracks me up. He's hilarious. He's so funny. Yeah, he's
Speaker 3: the best.
Speaker 2: Is he'll call me, Like one time he wrote a
Speaker 2: story being Fleck and he called me and he goes,
Speaker 2: I can't do the voice. But he's like, hey, do
Speaker 2: you care if I put your name in this? And
Speaker 2: I'm like no. He's like, all right, I'll call you back.
Speaker 5: He's very dark, star like, but yeah, And it was
Speaker 5: basically just, uh, you said what I don't know, something
Speaker 5: about disappointed in the program. He just referenced me in it,
Speaker 5: about how you're the voice of the people I doubts.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you represent a lot of people.
Speaker 5: Hey, if you ever went to Dunkers or got invited
Speaker 5: to Dunkers and you were asked to give some kind
Speaker 5: of a speech, because I think there is some kind
Speaker 5: of a speech involved, right, don't be able to talk
Speaker 5: at Dunkers.
Speaker 3: I think so. I think girls, he's done it like
Speaker 3: a thousand the club. I don't think it. I think
Speaker 3: sell it.
Speaker 2: I think like the donut Dunkers. That's how I always
Speaker 2: thought it was, but.
Speaker 6: I asked it's during the eight in the morning.
Speaker 2: I think it's like a breakfast. I think it's at
Speaker 2: the Minneapolis Club.
Speaker 5: So let's let's say whoever runs it calls Dunkers, there
Speaker 5: you go, calls Paul meets os Lambert and says we
Speaker 5: want you to come by and.
Speaker 2: Wow, speech, speech, what do you talk about?
Speaker 3: I'd probably say, Hey, it's an honor to be here.
Speaker 2: A lot of those people that right when I start
Speaker 2: talking that I've ripped and probably get up and leave,
Speaker 2: and I deserve that, And i'd go thank you for
Speaker 2: including me in your club. I hope I don't have
Speaker 2: to like sacrifice anybody.
Speaker 5: But if it's like an eyes wide shut thing where
Speaker 5: you guys are all technically going to get it on,
Speaker 5: but you'll all wear masks. But that's all dudes, Well,
Speaker 5: you don't know's We don't know who's behind the masks.
Speaker 2: Oh, Rosie ain't going. If there's ladies, Oh there's ladies too.
Speaker 2: Don't you see the movie Stanley kubrick Man, Nicole Kidman,
Speaker 2: Tom Cruise. Come on, I think that's the movie that
Speaker 2: got him killed. Oh no, because there's too many secrets.
Speaker 2: Ope got Stanley Kubrick killed. Yeah, Stanley Kubrick's also the
Speaker 2: guy that directed the moon landing.
Speaker 3: Man, you're into some weird stuff. I'm not. I get
Speaker 3: it all from Randy. This is why you're not invited
Speaker 3: to Dunkers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I got details on that go ahead.
Speaker 9: So you have to be obviously nominated by a memo
Speaker 9: a current member of the Twin Cities Dunkers.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm never getting in.
Speaker 9: It's a sports oriented organization and our speakers are generally
Speaker 9: from the sports world. The initiation fee is six hundred
Speaker 9: dollars and then what do you get, dude, five hundred
Speaker 9: dollars a year after for what their.
Speaker 2: First picture on it is. One of the first pictures
Speaker 2: is Rosie is Rosie.
Speaker 9: Our meetings are at Interlocking Country Club and dinah Oo
Speaker 9: at seven am, and by Dunker rules will always end
Speaker 9: not later than eight thirty am, so.
Speaker 5: Everybody can get to their nine o'clock jobs, because a
Speaker 5: lot of those guys are working nine to or.
Speaker 3: A lot of them at nine o'clock tea times. Is
Speaker 3: it all dudes?
Speaker 2: Uh No, it's Smith's male or female female.
Speaker 9: The next speakers you're you're getting only allowed to go
Speaker 9: if you're a member. But on December one, Lu and
Speaker 9: Nannie and Bob Moscow.
Speaker 5: Ao Sauce, if they invited you, would you pay the
Speaker 5: six hundred and be a member? It's five hundred a
Speaker 5: year or two. Well, here's the thing. I like being included.
Speaker 5: I'm free included in a club.
Speaker 2: If I was asked to be a member of the Dunkers,
Speaker 2: I would probably just put it on my guy Jake's
Speaker 2: tab at Interlocking and he paid for it. No, I'd
Speaker 2: probably pay for youah news, I'd want to be included.
Speaker 3: I like being included.
Speaker 9: Well, nomination does not automatically result in membership. There's a vote.
Speaker 9: Membership is limited to three hundred and fifty. New members
Speaker 9: are accepted as openings occur. Fifty nominees is always longer
Speaker 9: than the openings that are available to be filled.
Speaker 3: PA has spoken there, all right, So but here what
Speaker 3: if Zach.
Speaker 5: If everything Zach said is accurate and I believe him
Speaker 5: because he's reading left right top to bottom, there's three
Speaker 5: hundred and fifty people tops, you have to wait for
Speaker 5: somebody to not or die.
Speaker 3: Well, here's the other ven you can get asked. Here's
Speaker 3: the other thing.
Speaker 2: It's at interlock in which A A lot of the
Speaker 2: pole AADs are at interlock.
Speaker 5: In, so they're not they're not voting you in I
Speaker 5: have zero shot. Yep, No, So Pj's there, the pole
Speaker 5: lads are there. Ben Stiller probably is there. Yeah, Ben
Speaker 5: still oh Man.
Speaker 9: Well see one of the things that it says, though,
Speaker 9: because he likes me, you have to you know, including
Speaker 9: your full name, employer title, all that community slash sports involvement.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what do you do with the I mean sports?
Speaker 2: You're you're young, cafan, you're in the sports world. The
Speaker 2: what do you do with the community.
Speaker 5: Oh, maybe you can just play more than six here's
Speaker 5: some examples saw us.
Speaker 2: What about MLB the show? Does that count? That's in
Speaker 2: your house?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 9: Joe Smith, he is the president of the Helpful Seniors Council.
Speaker 3: He probably hates me.
Speaker 5: He's a volunteer at Meals on Wheels. I get lunch
Speaker 5: with my dad. He's eighty seven. Does that count? My
Speaker 5: dad's seventy five? Text him? Yeah, we talked to old people.
Speaker 9: Yeah, he's a member of the Boys Club of Minneapolis.
Speaker 9: No comment. Good for Joe Smith. I think that's might
Speaker 9: be just an example, but yeah, good luck with that.
Speaker 9: I mean, Julia, you were in the sports world. How
Speaker 9: come you've never been asked.
Speaker 3: I've never even heard of this.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Same, it's a lot of dudes. I don't think I'm
Speaker 3: a lady.
Speaker 5: Well, I don't think I heard it until until Rosie
Speaker 5: used to skip out on our stone because he would say,
Speaker 5: I'm speaking at Dunkers next week, so I'm not going
Speaker 5: to be here on on Wednesday or whatever. We're like, okay,
Speaker 5: whatever that means. And I always just thought it was donuts.
Speaker 5: Never asked. Yeah, it's a little interesting, like all right, cool, whatever,
Speaker 5: bring us donuts next time.
Speaker 3: It's like service League. Oh are there donuts? Or we
Speaker 3: just keep do we keep hammering? Oh?
Speaker 9: No, there's donuts, and they're better a bunch of stuff there.
Speaker 9: Every year there's a head coach that I think determines
Speaker 9: the who the speeches are. So Bob Hagen was one
Speaker 9: many years. I think he's a member twenty thirteen. He
Speaker 9: was a head coach of the twenty thirteen or the
Speaker 9: sixty fifth season of Twin Cities Dunkers.
Speaker 5: All right, well, Hagan kicks ass. I'll have to ask
Speaker 5: him how this thing works. Bill Roberts'll Textagan later and
Speaker 5: just give me all the Rosy Dunkers stories.
Speaker 9: Yeah, and there are, Yeah, there's plenty of women who
Speaker 9: are head coaches here.
Speaker 2: My guy John Randall spoke there. If he's a member there,
Speaker 2: he'll vote for me. He loves me.
Speaker 3: You don't make John Randall pay six hundred dollars to
Speaker 3: get in. You just let him do whatever he wants. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 3: he's cooler than anybody in that club anyway.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm surprised Rosie wasn't a head coach. At one point,
Speaker 9: Pat Miles.
Speaker 6: Was okay, so they're just they're named the head coach, right,
Speaker 6: because I was.
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, yeah, Hagen was the head coach of the
Speaker 2: Inxs fan club.
Speaker 7: Yeah, interesting, interesting, all right.
Speaker 9: Position of the Dunkers head coach is a member that
Speaker 9: presides at all meetings and is responsible for scheduling speakers
Speaker 9: only twice and Dunker's history is a member serve served
Speaker 9: two tours as head coach, of course, was Dave Saint
Speaker 9: Peter and Jerry Brocker.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, the first game voting for me.
Speaker 2: Ross has spoken there one, two, three, four, five, six, seven,
Speaker 2: eight times.
Speaker 3: What about what I don't know?
Speaker 6: Oh my god, that is my next question, Like, what's
Speaker 6: the speech about no idea.
Speaker 3: There's some huge names that have spoken at Yeah. I
Speaker 3: was looking at the speakers.
Speaker 2: I was like, wow, well like Joe Censer, Paul Tagliabu,
Speaker 2: ri ip Yep, Robert Smith, Robert Smith. I'm already in
Speaker 2: the so Terry Steinbach, George Steinbrenner spoke there twice. I'm
Speaker 2: going to get killed when I leave because I'm not
Speaker 2: supposed to be the sports illuminati in Minneapolis. I don't available.
Speaker 3: Wally Zerbiak, you are in the s's.
Speaker 9: I got quick summary of Mark Rosen's speech.
Speaker 3: Oh you do.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm twenty nineteen. Audio how to get out of
Speaker 9: your bed?
Speaker 3: Do you have any audio of it? Uh? Yeah, hear
Speaker 3: me actually taking time to lok. I just send it
Speaker 3: to you, see if you can play it. Yeah.
Speaker 5: The quote head coach bit right, you're the head coach
Speaker 5: of dunkers and you can serve two terms, and this
Speaker 5: is there anything like oh good for me?
Speaker 3: Right? HOA in my neighborhood, right, and.
Speaker 5: So like working on an HOA board sounds like an
Speaker 5: absolute freaking nightmare. Yeah, Because if you care about your
Speaker 5: neighborhood and you want to make sure everything's up on
Speaker 5: the up, and up.
Speaker 2: It's like, I totally get it. Somebody has to do it,
Speaker 2: but you've got to care so much. But I don't
Speaker 2: care enough. Yeah, I don't care at all. Let alone enough?
Speaker 3: Why would you? Right?
Speaker 2: Like, I don't want to go for a Karen, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't want to go to meetings. I don't want
Speaker 2: to argue with other people I don't know in the neighborhood.
Speaker 3: You don't want to at your house.
Speaker 5: I don't want to leave my house for fun, let
Speaker 5: alone for bookkeeping or arguing. All right, I'm leaving the
Speaker 5: house for what three reasons? Poker warstrip and target Ye
Speaker 5: Strip Club. Here's a little sniffet.
Speaker 3: Hanging out on the maternity ward. Why did he say?
Speaker 3: I don't know why he said that. Oh he was
Speaker 3: there for the birth of Carly's that's a true story. Man.
Speaker 2: We're really leaning in hard on Rosie this morning. Let's
Speaker 2: give the guy a break.
Speaker 5: He's at the Dunkers right now waiting to speak front
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Speaker 5: whole bunch of sports in my notes today, but none
Speaker 5: of them are super pressing, like they're all on the
Speaker 5: zero to ten scale. These are all like fours. You know,
Speaker 5: we don't have like a giant like to be talked about. Okay, well,
Speaker 5: so I was picking number one through one through twelve three.
Speaker 5: Gopher football is at Northwestern on Saturday at Wrigley Field
Speaker 5: though at eleven am right here on the FAM Gophers
Speaker 5: are six and four zero and four on the road. Wow,
Speaker 5: what an accomplishment Northwestern. You're never going to dunkers. Northwestern
Speaker 5: is five and five, three and four in the Big Ten.
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Speaker 5: money line. The Gophers are just straight up plus one
Speaker 5: fifty Northwestern minus one eighty.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the Gophers should win. Uh, it's gonna be. I
Speaker 2: think there'll be a lot of people from Minnesota that
Speaker 2: are going. I think Tommy's going. Uh so it should
Speaker 2: be a fun environment to play. You've been there, right,
Speaker 2: You've been a regular Oh yeah, oh you haven't.
Speaker 3: No, I've never been either. Oh it's outstanding, I mean
Speaker 3: looks cool. My sister in law lives in the area.
Speaker 3: It's sweet. I don't like baseball, but I love Rookie
Speaker 3: of the Year. Oh yeah, so does my sister. She
Speaker 3: loves that. Sure. What does she call it again? Wookies ear?
Speaker 3: Wookies ears, Juliet, have you been You have not been
Speaker 3: a regular field.
Speaker 6: I've never been to Chicago once. Oh yeah, well that
Speaker 6: was a few weeks ago.
Speaker 3: Damn. It must have been just fun related. It wasn't
Speaker 3: for sports, wasn't it. No, it was just for fun. Okay,
Speaker 3: I was gonna say because we just played the Bears.
Speaker 3: It was the Bears few months ago. It was a
Speaker 3: bye wee.
Speaker 2: Tommy's favorite week of the season. That's most weeks for him.
Speaker 2: What did you do in Chicago?
Speaker 6: One of my best friends works at ABC Chicago, so
Speaker 6: went with one.
Speaker 3: Of my best you know, Shay, you guys met Shay. Yeah,
Speaker 3: we met her at the State Fair.
Speaker 6: So Shae and I went to Chicago and visited my
Speaker 6: friend Jess and basically we just hung out, ate really good.
Speaker 3: Food, and watched a lot of football a whole weekend.
Speaker 5: I have not been in Chicago since I've been an adult.
Speaker 5: I was there a billion times when I was a
Speaker 5: kid because my dad was born and grew up in Chicago,
Speaker 5: so my grandparents were in Chicago.
Speaker 3: Spent a lot of time there from zero to twelve.
Speaker 3: Do you yeah, go on? Didn't you once get on
Speaker 3: a flight where you went to New York and your
Speaker 3: family went to Miami. Didn't that happen? You want?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: And then you had to go to your aunt and
Speaker 3: uncle's house was being renovated. I mean, all of that
Speaker 3: sounds vaguely familiar, but I really should go.
Speaker 5: I drove through Chicago this year to get to Michigan,
Speaker 5: but I'd never stopped Chicago's back.
Speaker 3: That's what everybody says. I know it's the murder capital
Speaker 3: of the US, but what.
Speaker 2: City isn't at this point, Yeah, go to You gotta.
Speaker 3: Go to Wrigley at least once. Yeah, he'd love it.
Speaker 3: Who when you're a old man.
Speaker 5: Like it he's been there probably a million times. I
Speaker 5: doubt he's been there in sixty five plus years though.
Speaker 5: So nine I got U laid off. Oh my god,
Speaker 5: great time here, Oh the best and U but a
Speaker 5: great bit.
Speaker 2: That was like three months later the Twins were playing
Speaker 2: the Cubs in Wrigley and I was hammered.
Speaker 3: That's severance is going to a lot of a lot
Speaker 3: of booze.
Speaker 2: And uh I was there and Tim Hyde, Barb and
Speaker 2: guards he were all there as well, No kidding, Yeah,
Speaker 2: what a party.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Julia pick at number one through twelve eight? What
Speaker 5: good timing for you? The college football playoff rankings are out.
Speaker 5: Let's go through this. I have a lot of questions
Speaker 5: for you about this. Actually a number one one of
Speaker 5: Ohio State that shocks No.
Speaker 3: One.
Speaker 2: Number two continues to be Indiana, number three, Texas A
Speaker 2: and M. What an unbelievable game that was number four
Speaker 2: Georgia number five, Texas Tech number six, Old Miss.
Speaker 3: What was Texas A and M down? Was it all like?
Speaker 3: Was that the thirty one to three or something?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it came back and three. Yeah, yeah it was
Speaker 3: that half was thirty one something like that?
Speaker 5: Texas Tech five, Old Miss six Oregon, who just beat
Speaker 5: the Gophers badly is seventh, Oklahoma eight, Notre Dame nine,
Speaker 5: Alabama ten. That's Julia's squad BYU eleven in Utah twelve.
Speaker 5: Calin de Boor of Alabama early in the year was
Speaker 5: already having rumors thrown at him that people wanted him
Speaker 5: out of Alabama.
Speaker 3: That's typical Alabama. Yeah, right, and then all.
Speaker 5: They did after that was just win and win pretty convincingly,
Speaker 5: and then they stumbled what last week and they dropped
Speaker 5: to ten.
Speaker 3: But how do you feel about your squad?
Speaker 5: And also how do you like when you cheer for
Speaker 5: Minnesota sports teams, the Wolves, the Wild, the Twins, and
Speaker 5: the Viking specifically, we're none of us are the Evil
Speaker 5: Empire because we've historically been losers. When you cheer for
Speaker 5: the Alabama Crimson Tide, or the New York Yankees, or
Speaker 5: the Los Angeles Lakers or the Dallas Cowboys, most people
Speaker 5: are like, well, you're cheering for the Evil Empire? Is
Speaker 5: it kind of fun to be the villain?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 6: It is.
Speaker 3: It's so much fun, is it really?
Speaker 6: So? The part that's not fun is because I'm from Arkansas,
Speaker 6: so I grew up an Arkansas fan. Unfortunately it was horrible,
Speaker 6: which is one of the reasons how I went to
Speaker 6: Alabama because I tell everybody I had to go be
Speaker 6: a winner somewhere because I grew up an Arkansas fan
Speaker 6: and a Cowboys fan, and not during Cowboys fun times,
Speaker 6: during all bad stuff that's been going on, and so
Speaker 6: I went to Alabama. The only bad part is when
Speaker 6: we would like losing the Iron Bowl or something, and
Speaker 6: my hometown friends, I don't really keep up with them
Speaker 6: when text, and they'd be like, oh, roll Tide, you
Speaker 6: guys love Auburn. I'm like, you go to Arkansas, like you,
Speaker 6: what are you? Why are you talking to me at all?
Speaker 6: That's that's the part where I would get like really irritated.
Speaker 6: But for the most part, yeah, I'm just like, okay.
Speaker 5: Right, the oil brat, Yes, the rest of us get
Speaker 5: very lucky if we go anywhere, you guys have no
Speaker 5: margin for error without getting ripped.
Speaker 3: You have to dominate or you get ripped. Well, and
Speaker 3: that's like, I don't know.
Speaker 6: If you guys saw Mac Jones talking a few weeks
Speaker 6: ago in one of his pressers, he was like, yeah,
Speaker 6: it's just like the NFL is harder for me because
Speaker 6: I remember being like really mad in college when we
Speaker 6: wouldn't win by a huge margin.
Speaker 5: You know, and that's how yeah, yeah, how about already?
Speaker 5: You know, Cooper Flagg's already mentioned like he's not used
Speaker 5: to losing. He didn't lose essentially. I don't know if
Speaker 5: he lost at all in high school. I don't know
Speaker 5: how many games he lost in high school. But yeah,
Speaker 5: they barely lost to Duke. And now he's going like,
Speaker 5: I don't know what this is. Right at four and
Speaker 5: eleven start or.
Speaker 6: Whatever was for JJ McCarthy to say something similar to
Speaker 6: I mean, they kind of asked him about it.
Speaker 2: But as you just referenced forty five minutes ago, it's
Speaker 2: a sensitive time around here for JJ McCarthy fans, specifically
Speaker 2: Zach Halverson, because the dream is already up and running,
Speaker 2: and if the dream ends way before he wants it
Speaker 2: to end, which for him is about the next twenty years, Yep,
Speaker 2: it's going to be hard around here because I thought
Speaker 2: Zach had you know, the yellow brick road from here
Speaker 2: until about twenty forty five.
Speaker 3: Now it might be over by twenty twenty seven. We'll
Speaker 3: see yeah, or TBD.
Speaker 2: January twenty twenty six, we live in a black and
Speaker 2: white world.
Speaker 5: Yes, ladies and gentlemen, and most of the time it's
Speaker 5: just gray. And I think, tell me, if you guys
Speaker 5: think this, this is a good sports take. Sure you
Speaker 5: like sports takes.
Speaker 3: I love him so like.
Speaker 5: I think if you hooked every Vikings fan up to
Speaker 5: a lot of detector tests and said, does JJ have it?
Speaker 3: Like is this the guy?
Speaker 5: And your three options were he absolutely is the guy,
Speaker 5: I'm not quite sure he's the guy, or he definitely
Speaker 5: is not the guy. Right, If those are your three options,
Speaker 5: I think if you hooked up almost every Vikings fan
Speaker 5: to a lot of detective tests, I think most people
Speaker 5: would say I'm not quite sure he's the guy.
Speaker 3: Right, They'd be in the middle.
Speaker 5: Yeah, But let's say that option was completely eliminated and
Speaker 5: you had to say, I'm betting my house he's like
Speaker 5: a Hall of Fame level quarterback or at least a
Speaker 5: potential Pro Bowl quarterback or bust and you had to
Speaker 5: be right. You go all in on he's got it
Speaker 5: and I believe it, or I would heavily bet that
Speaker 5: he does not have it. If you have to pick
Speaker 5: one of the two extremes, which which how about you personally,
Speaker 5: and then the masses, because right now the masses are
Speaker 5: leaning heavily towards this isn't going to work. This is
Speaker 5: Ponder two point zero.
Speaker 3: I just I don't think.
Speaker 2: You, like I have a strong opinion on it, because
Speaker 2: go on, I'd like to be knee jerk about it,
Speaker 2: and I like posting that picture a ponder and then
Speaker 2: the second he rebounded, I posted a picture at Tom Brady.
Speaker 2: But I just think you can't be one hundred percent
Speaker 2: sure when you can lead the team down the field
Speaker 2: like he did and look like an all Pro. Yeah,
Speaker 2: the clutch change, the clutch chief.
Speaker 5: That's what we talked about on Monday while you were gone,
Speaker 5: is you have to give him that even if you're like, man,
Speaker 5: what is wrong with him? He does have that like
Speaker 5: winning vibe to him. He just can't do it for
Speaker 5: sixty yet. If he can do it for the full game,
Speaker 5: he'd be an all pro. Right, he But there's moments
Speaker 5: where like the maybe the mechanics aren't there, maybe there's
Speaker 5: still some a little bit of like knee issue, but
Speaker 5: like when he doesn't have it, it's not good.
Speaker 3: So he's got it. You're in good show. So again
Speaker 3: you have the right to change. And again, the world
Speaker 3: is great.
Speaker 5: But I'm asking you on November nineteenth at six twenty
Speaker 5: in the morning to be black or white. If you
Speaker 5: had to be right, do you go all in on
Speaker 5: him being good or a bus.
Speaker 3: Good question? Thanks, I think you have to see it
Speaker 3: if you're going to bet your old house on it.
Speaker 3: Ye well said, see, so yeah, actually is logic.
Speaker 5: It's not there yet. If you had to be right,
Speaker 5: I would lean towards bust as well. Yeah, I think
Speaker 5: the answers in the middle.
Speaker 3: But again.
Speaker 2: No, no, but he started five games, sure, and we
Speaker 2: can all throw out stats that Aikman did this and
Speaker 2: Peyton Manning did that, But the truth is, so did
Speaker 2: JP Los. Sure there's a name. What did JaMarcus Russell do? Right?
Speaker 3: He probably sucked in his first five too.
Speaker 2: So it's almost like when you when you reference that
Speaker 2: he's going to be good or he's going to be bad,
Speaker 2: you're saying that things are.
Speaker 3: Possible because it's not. It's not always doom. You know,
Speaker 3: it's not always the end.
Speaker 2: Right that you don't lead the team down the field
Speaker 2: when you have to your tight end drops the football.
Speaker 2: You got to make a fourth down. He completes that pass.
Speaker 2: But some of the misses are you don't get booed
Speaker 2: at home if you're electric all the time, Right, we
Speaker 2: just got to see it. But Zacho has brought up
Speaker 2: a couple of times nobody thought they'd win in Detroit
Speaker 2: and they went in there and won. Right, no one
Speaker 2: is going to pick them to beat Green Bay. Nobody
Speaker 2: maybe Zach, Yeah, let's do it.
Speaker 3: But there's been enough glimmer of halp with this kid,
Speaker 3: and he's made some high level elite And I say
Speaker 3: kid because he's very young still, he's what twenty two, Yeah,
Speaker 3: on twenty three. I don't like when you refer to
Speaker 3: him as a kid though. I'm in my sports talk voice.
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, he's not on a list yet, but he's
Speaker 9: he's shown enough glimmers of hope that the knee jerk,
Speaker 9: the negativity that we just is you want to talk
Speaker 9: about Twitter, My god, how just evil it was on Sunday.
Speaker 3: It's like, I get it.
Speaker 9: There's a lot of frustration, but also there's a lot
Speaker 9: of good to come out of that as well. And
Speaker 9: if he can develop this year Zach a good campaign
Speaker 9: and just keep getting better. I just there's so many examples. Yes,
Speaker 9: there are ones, but there are plenty of good ones
Speaker 9: where you let a kid develop.
Speaker 8: We you have to.
Speaker 9: You know, we did this constant, like, whether whether it
Speaker 9: was Kirk or Sam or whoever, this constant like picking
Speaker 9: up a quarterback later in their career, and we talked
Speaker 9: about that might be a better route moving forward. But
Speaker 9: if you're gonna draft a quarterback and you want to
Speaker 9: talk about how you want to develop him, and he's
Speaker 9: been in the system for a couple of years now,
Speaker 9: there's growing pains that are necessary.
Speaker 3: Let's get through this year.
Speaker 9: I get it, it sucks, but we still have plenty
Speaker 9: of time of JJ's prime and Justin Jefferson will be
Speaker 9: a good player for many years to come.
Speaker 2: Let's just give it a second. Please, just sost your
Speaker 2: hands up. If we had a Russell Wilson type backup,
Speaker 2: do you think they would have benched him, like even
Speaker 2: a healthy Carson wentz.
Speaker 3: Yeah on Sunday.
Speaker 2: Yeah, No, this past Sunday or this upcoming Sunday. No
Speaker 2: past Sunday. You're gonna let the kid play, you have to,
Speaker 2: I would, yeah, Otherwise, what's the point, what's the point?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Correct, Although Zachary's.
Speaker 2: Got a nice little backup playing because he likes Brosemer too.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm a fan.
Speaker 2: I'm a fan of.
Speaker 3: How can you not be Well, that's the kid can
Speaker 3: sling it. Yeah, you got to saversify your assets.
Speaker 5: When you were sitting in Circa on Sunday, Yes, sir,
Speaker 5: did they have I assume since all the games were going,
Speaker 5: they didn't have the audio of the Vikings game. No,
Speaker 5: they did that for maybe five to ten minutes at halftime. Okay,
Speaker 5: the game because because Brady, because Brady multiple times during
Speaker 5: the game said what you've been saying for weeks, which
Speaker 5: is like McCarthy has to learn to take the fastball off.
Speaker 3: That it can't be the fastball every time. Once in
Speaker 3: a while. It has to be, but it can't be
Speaker 3: every throw.
Speaker 2: Brady's first game, I think he said, you don't have
Speaker 2: to hit driver every time. You got to hit all
Speaker 2: all the clubs in your bag.
Speaker 3: You have to hit.
Speaker 5: But I know he's a Michigan guy and he's defending
Speaker 5: his guy, but he said that can be learned. He's like,
Speaker 5: they got to teach him to take the fastball off.
Speaker 5: He likes throwing the fast he really does. We like
Speaker 5: doing what really matters.
Speaker 3: That'll be next. I'll go through some scores and some stats.
Speaker 5: We'll react to that, and then saucill change your life
Speaker 5: with something else that has nothing to do with sports.
Speaker 5: Julia Daniels is here from Caroleven. This is the Power
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Speaker 3: Now that it's hit one hundred k, let's go. Yeah,
Speaker 3: somebody just freaking say it. Let's do it. Yeah, man,
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Speaker 5: Let's give some money away and start the clock back
Speaker 5: at zero or technically five hundred dollars. What really matters
Speaker 5: is scores and stats around the world. The sports in
Speaker 5: between sauce changes your life with something else ready, Yes, sir.
Speaker 2: Steelers quarterback Aaron Rodgers does not need surgery on his wrist.
Speaker 2: According to Mike Tomlin and the Pittsburgh Steelers, he does
Speaker 2: have a fracture on his non throwing wrist, and he's
Speaker 2: not even necessarily out of this week's game.
Speaker 3: His status is unclear.
Speaker 5: It'll be determined later in the week, but Mike Tomlin
Speaker 5: did not rule him out for Sunday versus Chicago. He said,
Speaker 5: it basically comes down to pain and how are they
Speaker 5: going to stabilize it?
Speaker 3: How functional can he be?
Speaker 5: It's his non throwing wrists, But they're going to figure
Speaker 5: it out and he might not even miss any time.
Speaker 3: We'll see.
Speaker 2: How about this for a stat, Julia, you just mentioned
Speaker 2: you were recently in Chicago. Aaron Rodgers and the Pittsburgh
Speaker 2: Steelers take on the Bears on Sunday.
Speaker 5: In Aaron Rodgers' career, this will if he plays, this
Speaker 5: would be game thirty. He has played the Bears twenty
Speaker 5: nine times in his career. How many of those twenty nine,
Speaker 5: Julia will start with you, how many of those twenty
Speaker 5: nine has Aaron Rodgers won?
Speaker 3: M I'm gonna go.
Speaker 5: Twenty s twenty four, nailed it, twenty four kids, good Man,
Speaker 5: twenty four and five all time against the Bears.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, that's why he owns the Bears. Sure does.
Speaker 2: What really matters, though, is this, thank you. Hot water
Speaker 2: can turn into ice faster than cold water.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: That's something I learned in middle school, and I remember,
Speaker 5: and I totally understood why that happens.
Speaker 3: And now if you gave me a million dollars, I
Speaker 3: couldn't guess. I never learned this, but I grew up
Speaker 3: at Arkansas. Yeah, isn't that like the worst school in America?
Speaker 3: What else?
Speaker 6: I think we were forty ninth when I was there,
Speaker 6: but I think Oklahoma's forty ninth.
Speaker 5: Now, now, do you feel educational gaps in your own life?
Speaker 5: Are you're like, I wish, well, you just said I
Speaker 5: wish it would have learned that in science. But do
Speaker 5: you feel like, give me what does Arkansas struggle with
Speaker 5: when it comes to schools the most reading, math, science,
Speaker 5: all of the above, all.
Speaker 3: Of the above. Really? Yeah? I mean, well, here's what
Speaker 3: I'll say. Do you know all twenty six letters? Yes?
Speaker 3: I do, fantastic I know, but that's thanks to my mom.
Speaker 3: I I will say we had some Teach for America
Speaker 3: teachers that came in when I was in high school.
Speaker 6: You guys know what that is no Teach for America.
Speaker 6: They are really talented teachers that go out to underdeveloped
Speaker 6: places in high schools and things like that, and they
Speaker 6: actually teach the kids what they're supposed to know. So
Speaker 6: all my AP classes, I did pass a few AP
Speaker 6: tests in high school, and my AP classes a lot
Speaker 6: of them were top I Teach for America teachers. So
Speaker 6: in high school I finally started to learn some stuff.
Speaker 3: Catch up. Yeah, everything was a breeze before that. I
Speaker 3: was like, Wow, this is everybody's so worried about school
Speaker 3: all the time.
Speaker 2: Got straight a's, you're like a sophomore, You're like, adding
Speaker 2: is easy.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I got to AP CALCU and I was like what, yeah, interesting?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Sauce didn't take a backpack to senior year
Speaker 2: in high school. Look where he is?
Speaker 3: Nice? Yep. I was there to have lunch and talk
Speaker 3: to the ladies. That was it. I like it, Yeah,
Speaker 3: no backpack? Yeah yeah, I wasn't there to learn.
Speaker 6: I did take AP physics what and uh, Mike, Mike
Speaker 6: Corlis not in high school.
Speaker 3: I took physics in college a bit two hears I
Speaker 3: was twenty five years ago. I don't remember a thing
Speaker 3: about it. My physics teacher was on Jeopardy three times. Yeah, twice,
Speaker 3: so she's a smart lady. I did grow up with.
Speaker 2: My nephew's an astrophysicist Penn State. He's a savants. Your
Speaker 2: hands up, Julia's physics teacher? Would hawk you said it
Speaker 2: was a female?
Speaker 3: Yes? Then yes, that was the only French horn as well?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah?
Speaker 2: Would I mean yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 3: He would? Okay, is it my turn? No idea?
Speaker 5: The Wolves host Washington night at seven o'clock. They were
Speaker 5: one of the worst teams in the NBA at one
Speaker 5: and twelve. Again, the Pacers somehow are worse unless they
Speaker 5: played last night. But as of yesterday or one and thirteen,
Speaker 5: I didn't see if the Pacers played.
Speaker 3: I think you guys all know this actually hand on.
Speaker 5: I know Sauce knows this and Zach knows this because
Speaker 5: we talked about this yesterday.
Speaker 3: But Julie, I'm gonna put you in the corner. I'm
Speaker 3: gonna test you.
Speaker 5: Okay, you said, Hey, the Wolves are on care eleven
Speaker 5: once in a while, right, yes, the Wolves are nine
Speaker 5: and five. What is their record this year against teams
Speaker 5: with winning records? Teams with winning records?
Speaker 3: What is the world? Five?
Speaker 6: Mm?
Speaker 3: I don't know what their record is against two and four?
Speaker 3: Zachary guesses two and four. I feel like they've played
Speaker 3: a lot of bad teams. They have played a lot
Speaker 3: of bad teams. I don't. I don't know what the
Speaker 3: record is versus winning teams. Sauce, aren't they winless? They are?
Speaker 5: Oh in five yep. All nine wins have come against
Speaker 5: teams with losing records. They are oh and two against
Speaker 5: the Nuggets, oh and two against the Lakers, and oh
Speaker 5: and one against the Knicks.
Speaker 3: That's the five teams they've played. Remember when the Wolves
Speaker 3: would lose to the losing teams exactly then beat the
Speaker 3: winning one. Yeah, now it's you rather have.
Speaker 5: Now we're dominating the bad teams, blowing them out by
Speaker 5: like forty, like the Jazz. We're dominating the bad teams,
Speaker 5: struggling against the the good ones. So oh and two
Speaker 5: against Denver, oh and two against the Lakers, oh and
Speaker 5: one against cat in the Knicks.
Speaker 3: But what really matters is this planetpusses sweat milk. What
Speaker 3: what what kelk? This what Keemp's milk? Kemp's milk? And
Speaker 3: they lay eggs? I guess would you? But they're a mammal, right,
Speaker 3: aren't they a mammal? Yeah? The mammal I think the
Speaker 3: only mammal that lay eggs. Yeah? Whoa yes, hawkwood sweat milk.
Speaker 6: Oh.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: The Vikings are at green Bay Sunday at noon. Right
Speaker 5: here on the fan, You're home from Minnesota Vikings football.
Speaker 5: The Vikings are four and six, green Bay is six
Speaker 5: three and one on DraftKings. The Packers are six and
Speaker 5: a half point favorites. The over under is forty and
Speaker 5: a half, which uh boomom bommmm yeah, the same over
Speaker 5: under as the Gopher Northwestern game forty and a half.
Speaker 5: What game do you like the over and more? Gophers
Speaker 5: Northwestern or Vikings Packers?
Speaker 3: Vikings Packers? Same? Is it a fun when we agree? Yeah?
Speaker 3: It is fun. Not super often it really matters, though.
Speaker 3: Is this bees can fly higher than Mount Everest?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we've talked about that one in the past, Remember
Speaker 2: this one? What?
Speaker 3: How do they breathe up there? Yeah? How do they
Speaker 3: not freeze to death? Correct?
Speaker 2: Too?
Speaker 3: How long is a bees lifespan? Good?
Speaker 2: Question before you look it up along with you guess
Speaker 2: yes first and then look it up.
Speaker 3: I'll about like a month, Yeah, that would be my guest.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna give it four months. I'll say a year.
Speaker 3: We'll give it summertime.
Speaker 5: It would suck to be a queen bee and have
Speaker 5: a life span less than a year. Once you want
Speaker 5: to just have a reign of terror. You're like, you're
Speaker 5: the queen. They live for three months, Who cares? It
Speaker 5: better be thirty nine years if you're the queen. Everybody
Speaker 5: else dies after three months. A bees lifespan. A queen
Speaker 5: bee can live for one to five years. Worker bees
Speaker 5: live for about six weeks in the summer.
Speaker 3: Right, so I kind of had it right. You have
Speaker 3: the queen bees five years. Worker bees are six weeks.
Speaker 3: They worn't their asses awful? The queen's doing nothing weeks? Dude.
Speaker 3: But isn't that proof that if you really, really, really really.
Speaker 2: Work hard, you're gonna die young?
Speaker 5: Anyway, it's better to be It's better to be lazy
Speaker 5: and be the queen.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean always is the queen is the queen,
Speaker 3: the one that lays all the eggs.
Speaker 2: I don't have no idea the mom of all of them.
Speaker 2: I don't know, No, I don't Maybe what do I
Speaker 2: look like an apiuristic? So yeah, because like, isn't that
Speaker 2: her job? Badies, like the rest of the worker bees
Speaker 2: are going to be bad too.
Speaker 3: I've seen some b videos on YouTube. Right, it's very fascinating.
Speaker 5: Oh great, now we're talking about it so much that
Speaker 5: it's gonna be on my Instagram, that it's going to
Speaker 5: be a queen bee like you know adult films watching.
Speaker 5: It's on your girl algorithm too, I promise.
Speaker 3: You that hole and then eventually going into to score.
Speaker 3: Take a deep breath of what really matters after this.
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Speaker 5: More of what really matters scores and stats around the
Speaker 5: world of sports. Also change your life with something else.
Speaker 3: Sauce.
Speaker 5: You'll love this because we are not ESPN Radio. No,
Speaker 5: but I have two separate Lebron stories. God you want
Speaker 5: Option Air Option b B. Lebron made his season debut
Speaker 5: last night with the Los Angeles Lakers. So this is
Speaker 5: officially a league record twenty third season, right, extending the
Speaker 5: record twenty three seasons now for Lebron. He's played last
Speaker 5: night eleven points, twelve assists, three rebounds.
Speaker 3: He played thirty minutes.
Speaker 5: The Lakers scored a season high end points one forty
Speaker 5: to one twenty six over the Jazz forty years old.
Speaker 3: He missed the first fourteen games.
Speaker 5: Because of sciatica, which is that nerve issue that's affected
Speaker 5: his lower back.
Speaker 3: But he's back.
Speaker 2: Oh my little scene, Bear's got us sciatica.
Speaker 3: That's too bad. What really matters is this? I wonder
Speaker 3: if any of you know the answer to this.
Speaker 2: Captain Crunch's full name is Captain Crunch. No, he has
Speaker 2: a last name, realized, his last name is Crunch. He
Speaker 2: has two names.
Speaker 3: What is his first name? Start?
Speaker 5: So it's just captain and then his first name and
Speaker 5: then his last name. No, there's two names in between,
Speaker 5: captain and Crunch. What is it guessable at all?
Speaker 2: James Earl, It's Horatio Magellan and the Magellan part makes sense.
Speaker 5: Yeah, what's the Horatio reference? Is that some kind of
Speaker 5: explorer that I'm not familiar with. I thought you could
Speaker 5: radio No. I thought he would be a well initials thing. Yeah,
Speaker 5: so no, Like if you rang in and said Captain Crunch,
Speaker 5: I would say no. If Marny, if Marni said Captain Crunch,
Speaker 5: I would get Nelson.
Speaker 3: If Marti rang in and said Horatio Sands, you'd go
Speaker 3: I love Horatio Sands like I takes ass. That is
Speaker 3: an initials game answer. Nelson is a famous British naval officer,
Speaker 3: all right, so that's probably it. So a couple of
Speaker 3: captains well Ratio Magellan.
Speaker 6: Crunch's famous for the Napoleonic horse.
Speaker 9: He captains, a ship called the Guppy. Was born on
Speaker 9: Crunch Island, a magical island in the Sea of milklo
Speaker 9: Temp's Milk, with talking, crazy creatures and a mountain which horses,
Speaker 9: Mount crunch More made out of cap'n crunch cereal.
Speaker 3: I don't know why you'd leave, right, man, cap'n Crunch, whales.
Speaker 3: What's something they have ever eaten? Crunch? It's pretty good, Peters,
Speaker 3: but crunch peanut butter crunch is good. There's like eighty versions.
Speaker 5: So the Timberwolves mascot Crunch was named after Nesley Crunch.
Speaker 3: Yes, there was a sponsorship back in the day.
Speaker 10: Was there not?
Speaker 5: I would have I would I would assume I imagining
Speaker 5: that in my head or is that just the obvious answer?
Speaker 5: I think you're correct because if that's the same, especially
Speaker 5: after it's been in the freezer for like six days.
Speaker 5: But if that sponsorship has ended, Yeah, can we stuck around?
Speaker 3: Can we transition?
Speaker 10: What?
Speaker 3: Can we transition?
Speaker 5: And then call Crunch the mascot Horatio Magellan Crunch Captain Crunch?
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Have you guys ever seen the jobs posted of mascot
Speaker 6: handlers on mascot handlers?
Speaker 10: They all have handlers, yeah, because they so I had
Speaker 10: a bit hmm for I think it was like T
Speaker 10: Mobile or something like a year or two ago at
Speaker 10: the Mall of America.
Speaker 3: And there they have to be reeled in. They're huge deals. Yeah,
Speaker 3: like they are. They have like their own people, yeah,
Speaker 3: a few hands like oh yeah, and we had to
Speaker 3: wait for him and he was great. They're they're great
Speaker 3: at what they do, but yeah.
Speaker 6: They I just remember one time I was at an
Speaker 6: event that it was a reading event that Rudy Cat.
Speaker 6: I don't remember who else was there, but it was
Speaker 6: out of elementary school and all these kids are sitting
Speaker 6: in this gym and they're filling the entire gym, and
Speaker 6: you know, it's a school gym, has a few basketball hoops,
Speaker 6: and Crunch like pulls himself on top of the rim
Speaker 6: and he's standing on top of the rim. There's like
Speaker 6: children underneath him, and I'm like, if.
Speaker 3: This goes poorly, no, he gets the physics. He took
Speaker 3: physics and saw, yeah, he gets it. He's from one
Speaker 3: of those fancy teachers.
Speaker 5: Yeah, one of those teachers teaching America or whatever the
Speaker 5: hell they were called.
Speaker 3: I won't bory with the whole story, Julie, because it's
Speaker 3: not that great, but you know.
Speaker 5: There's a human in there, right, And I learned that
Speaker 5: firsthand in my twenties because I got immediately friend zoned
Speaker 5: by the Timberwolves dancers. But I used to hang out
Speaker 5: with them a lot. I used to go to like
Speaker 5: thirty games a year, so I was friends with them.
Speaker 5: So we went downtown and the guy who was Crunch
Speaker 5: at the time, great dude, yep.
Speaker 3: We left the bar at.
Speaker 2: Bar clothes and there were some gentlemen given the Timberwolves
Speaker 2: dancers a little too much lip, if you will, wouldn't
Speaker 2: quite get out of their safe space.
Speaker 3: And I watched the human version of Crunch matrix.
Speaker 5: This dude two hand pushed to his chest and that
Speaker 5: I've never seen a guy fly farther from a push
Speaker 5: than Crunch launching, launching this guy into a snowbank. And
Speaker 5: then a fight broke out, and like the bouncers from
Speaker 5: across the street had to come over and break it up.
Speaker 5: And of course I was like, come up me, girls,
Speaker 5: I'll save you. Of course, to Mont, I'm not fighting,
Speaker 5: like get over here, get behind me, and then let's
Speaker 5: just run.
Speaker 3: And you screamed and ran and yeah, like a.
Speaker 2: Crunch will save us, Horatio Magellan, Crunch will save us
Speaker 2: at exactly was like a gymnast.
Speaker 5: I think, yeah, he just launched this dude. It was awesome, awesome. Yeah,
Speaker 5: there was some shootings afterwards. Crunch didn't shoot anybody, No,
Speaker 5: it felt like slow motion though, it just just you know,
Speaker 5: the full like flying backwards feet almost like horizontal with
Speaker 5: the ground. Just awesome, man, greasy. Yeah, you gotta be
Speaker 5: really athletic to be a lot of those.
Speaker 3: Do you have to do all that gymnastics stuff in
Speaker 3: that huge costume?
Speaker 5: Can't be easy? No, yeah, what if John Roethlisberger was
Speaker 5: ever a mass ads brother?
Speaker 3: Is it my turn? Yeah? All right, Lebron James story
Speaker 3: number two, Just for sauce. What do you think of this?
Speaker 3: Saucy Saucerson.
Speaker 5: Lebron James says he is closing the door on the
Speaker 5: possibility of playing in the twenty twenty eight Olympics. When
Speaker 5: asked about if he's gonna play in twenty eight, he said,
Speaker 5: you already know my answer.
Speaker 3: I'll be watching it. Oh.
Speaker 5: He will be forty three during the twenty twenty eight Olympics,
Speaker 5: So he claims it ain't happening. That's what he says.
Speaker 5: You know, things can change, just Lebron, he claims it's
Speaker 5: not happening. However, Steph Curry will only be forty by
Speaker 5: the twenty twenty eight Olympics. He's not completely shutting the door.
Speaker 5: He just says it's unlikely and quote, I highly doubt it.
Speaker 5: So Curry saying bet the house that I won't be there.
Speaker 5: But it's not one hundred percent Lebron's claiming he's going
Speaker 5: to be at home watching it.
Speaker 2: Man, that would mean in twenty twenty eight, Ant will
Speaker 2: be a starter on the Oh, there's no doubt. Yeah, yeah, Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's that's prime Ant too.
Speaker 3: I mean already you could argue he should have been
Speaker 3: a starter. Yeah last time.
Speaker 5: Although I didn't need him, they wanted without him. That's cool,
Speaker 5: and Steph and Lebron were two of the big reasons
Speaker 5: why they won. Yeah, but what really matters is this
Speaker 5: ant don't have what.
Speaker 3: The brain? Nope, I'm gonna go ears, no eyes, no parts,
Speaker 3: no brains, no genitals, I don't know.
Speaker 5: Ants don't have souls. No, ants don't have a stomach,
Speaker 5: no internal something internal or external. They don't have lungs.
Speaker 5: They don't have Yes, they don't they don't have lungs.
Speaker 3: Any other guests is Rosie the beaver Mark grow guess
Speaker 3: jenital They don't have lungs? What reprotector? Enough, let's go
Speaker 3: to dunkers. Yeah, did not know lungs? How about that?
Speaker 5: But how I don't Hello, police say that around two
Speaker 5: hundred thousand dollars in property was stolen from the home
Speaker 5: of Brown's quarterback Shuduur Sanders during the Browns game on Sunday.
Speaker 5: Three suspects and gloves and masks broke into his house.
Speaker 5: There's security footage on his camera. I hope you guys
Speaker 5: didn't read this, Julie. I'm a big fan of the
Speaker 5: movie Point Break.
Speaker 2: I wanted to rob Banks since I was eleven years
Speaker 2: old because I saw it's not Patrick Swayzee.
Speaker 3: Do it your heist.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I want to be a part of the heist,
Speaker 5: specifically Banks, but whatever, I'll rob whatever I want.
Speaker 3: Whether it's the Louver or a bank, I don't care. Yeah,
Speaker 3: they really step it up.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 5: These guys though, broke into the home of Shuduur Sanders
Speaker 5: while he was gone, with a trend we've seen over
Speaker 5: the last handful of years of athletes homes getting can
Speaker 5: into all they're on the road, plane sports.
Speaker 3: And everybody knows where they are. They were in and
Speaker 3: out of the house in How long?
Speaker 5: How long were the suspects in Shador Sanders's home to
Speaker 5: seal two hundred K worth of property?
Speaker 3: Three minutes?
Speaker 2: Three minutes, Zachary, I'm gonna go five five minutes, ninety seconds,
Speaker 2: ninety seconds. Right, even if he's gone, you should assume
Speaker 2: this is an athlete's home. He's got to have a
Speaker 2: security system, right.
Speaker 3: They can't do that, right, We.
Speaker 5: Got to get in and out because who knows how
Speaker 5: fast the police are going to respond. In fact, a
Speaker 5: good Heights team would know exactly the police response time. Yeah,
Speaker 5: and I would argue, maybe set up a distraction, like
Speaker 5: start a fire on the other side of town. Just
Speaker 5: an idea answer the answers. Twelve minutes they were in
Speaker 5: and out. Twelve minutes. That's that's longer than I would
Speaker 5: want to be in an athlete home without thinking that
Speaker 5: the police are going to be notified by some security
Speaker 5: measure of some kind.
Speaker 3: But twelve minutes in and out, geez, I wonder what
Speaker 3: they took two hundred I mean, I'm just thinking, like,
Speaker 3: you take.
Speaker 5: One watch and it's two hundred though, I gotta be jewelry, right,
Speaker 5: watches exactly?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're not taking like a.
Speaker 5: Restoration hardware couch that's worth nine grand, right, you don't
Speaker 5: have time for that, right, that's a long project. No,
Speaker 5: it's got to be a grab and go. Yeah, man,
Speaker 5: what really matters, though, Is this the surface of the
Speaker 5: sun is around blank degrees? Fahrenhem, I mean this is
Speaker 5: this number is so astronomical. I can't even I don't
Speaker 5: even know where to start.
Speaker 2: A million ga Jillia. No, it's not as astronomical as
Speaker 2: you think.
Speaker 3: I bet it's something like it's the very definition of astronomical. Yeah,
Speaker 3: well said I gain.
Speaker 5: I feel like whatever number we say is going to
Speaker 5: be So it's okay, I'm just five. That's I was
Speaker 5: in the four thousand range. But now I don't feel
Speaker 5: like that's enough. But I'll say forty two hundred. I'll
Speaker 5: stick with my original two thousand degrees them, she said, five, five,
Speaker 5: ten thousand degrees. Our guess wasn't bad. No, in the
Speaker 5: big scheme of things, It's not like we guessed one
Speaker 5: point six million degrees.
Speaker 3: We were in the thousands. That's the right, Gillian kajillion? Right?
Speaker 3: Was that right?
Speaker 5: Would you rather eat a deep fried mushroom or have
Speaker 5: part of the sun touch your arm?
Speaker 3: Deep fried mustroom, deep fried mushroom? It would burn your
Speaker 3: They won't do it.
Speaker 2: Corey Saity'd rather have a lit cigarette put on him
Speaker 2: than eat a deep fried mushroom.
Speaker 3: You never had one, never need any of that. You
Speaker 3: don't like mushrooms? Oh man, we haven't talked enough to
Speaker 3: We don't have enough time to go. You've never had
Speaker 3: a piece of pizza. Name of food, I probably have
Speaker 3: never had it. Believer, you're like a chicken and fries
Speaker 3: kind of guy.
Speaker 5: Mark, I'm not like a chicken tenders and fries kind
Speaker 5: of guy. I am a chicken tenders and fries.
Speaker 3: There's so much in the world.
Speaker 5: Try you want to watch me projectile vomit like freaking
Speaker 5: Kerman on The Conan Show.
Speaker 3: And sure, somebody does. Name of food, but I name
Speaker 3: of food.
Speaker 5: There's a ninety eight percent chance I've never had to
Speaker 5: throw up stuff?
Speaker 3: You have bad gag reflex?
Speaker 2: What about the books, ma'am Rosie, Like I'm talking the
Speaker 2: most common Like I've never had a hamburger, never.
Speaker 3: Had a hot talk, never had a piece of pizza. Never,
Speaker 3: So you just like threw up over all these things
Speaker 3: or what?
Speaker 5: Yeah, my childhood was pretty rough from a perspective, A
Speaker 5: plus childhood perfect was a bad cook. No, the opposite.
Speaker 5: My sister's completely normal. She's like a normal person.
Speaker 1: Huh.
Speaker 5: And my daughter's a freak too. She's she's ninety five
Speaker 5: percent like me. Oh yeah, it's genetic.
Speaker 3: I bet you don't get blame for that.
Speaker 8: Nope, Patress, ever my fault. I'm the complete opposite. I
Speaker 8: don't try anything I wish. I obviously wish I could
Speaker 8: do that. You only live once. It'd be super nice
Speaker 8: to be able to try everything and travel and not have.
Speaker 2: To worry about food. But Nope, that is not the
Speaker 2: way it is, Bummer. And for the people that are like, well,
Speaker 2: want to just tough it out, why you just do it?
Speaker 2: My body does not give me the choice.
Speaker 5: Anybody that's ever seen me try, I will get I
Speaker 5: go stark white, whiter than this and this is which
Speaker 5: is as white as a gainst.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and see.
Speaker 5: I will almost throw up before I even try the
Speaker 5: food that I'm thinking about trying. It's like I can
Speaker 5: already feel the vomit starting to bubble up. It's a
Speaker 5: psychological food. Yeah, yeah, it's called ar FID. When I
Speaker 5: was younger, they didn't have a name for it. They
Speaker 5: just said this kid's a free k girl out of it.
Speaker 5: Now that my daughter's going through it, they just now
Speaker 5: they have a name for it. When I was ten
Speaker 5: years old.
Speaker 3: They didn't.
Speaker 2: They just thought it was like extreme picky eating. Now
Speaker 2: there's a name for it.
Speaker 3: So what do you eat every day?
Speaker 5: But Mark, I just do another speech at Dunkers Man.
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