WEBVTT - Turn It Down! 

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<v Speaker 1>All right, it's Mojo in the morning.

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<v Speaker 2>So I was going to an appointment yesterday and I

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<v Speaker 2>had some time.

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<v Speaker 1>And I never like to be early. I like to show.

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<v Speaker 2>Up either right on the dot or maybe a second

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<v Speaker 2>or two right afterwards. You can't get early to something right.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm waiting in my car, and I'm returning some

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<v Speaker 2>telephone calls and I'm sitting in a parking spot, safely

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<v Speaker 2>parked on my phone. Okay, so I want to I

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<v Speaker 2>want to paint. I want to paint the picture. I

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<v Speaker 2>am in my blue Tahoe from Gordon Chevrolet.

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<v Speaker 1>I love that car.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm making calls and I'm having a conversation, and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm in the midst of a conversation when this lady

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<v Speaker 2>and when I say lady, she was probably in her

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to say, you know how they police always say,

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<v Speaker 2>what did the person look like?

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<v Speaker 1>We're looking for.

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<v Speaker 2>A late fifties early sixties white woman.

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<v Speaker 1>White is white, white, this wearing pants.

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<v Speaker 2>Late this late fifties, early sixties white woman all of

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<v Speaker 2>a sudden comes up to my window and starts mouth

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<v Speaker 2>yelling at me. She is mouthing to me, turn it down,

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<v Speaker 2>turn it down.

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<v Speaker 1>Like she was telling me turn down the volume on your.

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<v Speaker 2>My phone conversation that's on my Apple CarPlay go tooth.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm having my conversation and I had my radio up.

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<v Speaker 2>Now I get the idea that if I was walking

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<v Speaker 2>through Kroger or Meyer and I'm walking the aisles on

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<v Speaker 2>my phone with the speaker on, that's rude. Yeah, But

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<v Speaker 2>if I'm sitting in my car, I can have a conversation.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I and talk to somebody? Windows were up, volume

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<v Speaker 2>was loud. It got to a point where I look

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<v Speaker 2>at her and I gave her kind of a look

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<v Speaker 2>like with my eyebrows like this, and then she kind

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<v Speaker 2>of like she gave me the scowl look, and she

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<v Speaker 2>gives me the scowl look.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, yeah, move on, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>One of those it's trying to be nice to say

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<v Speaker 2>that people could hear your conversation.

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<v Speaker 1>She was thinking.

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<v Speaker 2>She was doing it in a way where she was

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<v Speaker 2>thinking I was bothering, she was annoying. I was, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that I was annoying her. So she leaves, she walks

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<v Speaker 2>away and goes on with her business, and I hear, car, No,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just kidding, no, And I want to truly talk

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<v Speaker 2>about this because I want to ask listeners, is this

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<v Speaker 2>something that you do? You have to you know, if

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<v Speaker 2>you're listening to your car radio and listening to music loud,

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<v Speaker 2>or if you're on a phone call and you're loud

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<v Speaker 2>and you're there doing it in a public place, are

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<v Speaker 2>you in the wrong doing it?

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<v Speaker 1>So here's the thing that I did.

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<v Speaker 2>I said goodbye to the person I was talking to,

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<v Speaker 2>and then I turned the music on in my car

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<v Speaker 2>and I had the iHeart app on listening to the

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<v Speaker 2>radio station. I get out of the car, close the

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<v Speaker 2>door at the volume that my phone conversation was at,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm like, oh wow, I can hear it was.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, it was a decent level, but it wasn't

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<v Speaker 2>like so loud that you couldn't if you were in

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<v Speaker 2>your car with windows open you have a conversation.

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<v Speaker 1>I think they make bluetoothes way too loud.

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<v Speaker 3>They do because you you don't think that your conversation

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<v Speaker 3>is loud. Like when you're sitting in a car, it

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<v Speaker 3>may not sound a loud when you get out, it's

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<v Speaker 3>damn near max volume.

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<v Speaker 1>Really, I mean, have.

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<v Speaker 4>You ever pulled up to a stoplight and heard somebody's

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<v Speaker 4>conversation that they're having right next to.

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<v Speaker 3>You, a contentious conversation where people are cursing and yelling.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like, you know, I can hear everything that's going

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<v Speaker 3>on in your life right now.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just to me.

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<v Speaker 2>Was weird to go up to somebody and tell them

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<v Speaker 2>to turn their thing down like that?

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<v Speaker 1>What was you talking about?

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<v Speaker 4>Uh?

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<v Speaker 2>Honestly, you no, it was so I had so I

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<v Speaker 2>had a salesperson from here. It was talking to them

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<v Speaker 2>about a future client. I'm trying to think of who

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<v Speaker 2>else is. Honestly, the majority of the conversations were dull.

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<v Speaker 1>The only time I.

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<v Speaker 3>Feel like that I'm conscious in these moments because I

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<v Speaker 3>was always taught if you have loud music when you

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<v Speaker 3>pull up in someone's driveway, you're supposed to turn it down. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>that's like, that's the only thing. It's like, respectful of

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<v Speaker 3>somebody's areas.

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<v Speaker 1>Or going down a residential streetways, I'll turn it down.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll do that now. Hey, what's up, David? How you

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<v Speaker 1>doing doing good? First time? Long time? Hey, Mojo, weren't

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<v Speaker 1>you just complaining about people sitting in the car a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of weeks ago while you were waiting for trying

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<v Speaker 1>to get to an important meeting. I was.

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<v Speaker 2>I was talking about trying to find a parking spot. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but I was. I was in a parking lot that

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<v Speaker 2>had way too many open spots. It was not a

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<v Speaker 2>full spot, a full lot.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>No, listen, I get the idea that you want to

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<v Speaker 2>make me look like the bad guy, David. I understand

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<v Speaker 2>that is kind of the goal of most people here.

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<v Speaker 2>But I was in the right on this one. I

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<v Speaker 2>think that this woman was in the wrong coming up

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<v Speaker 2>to me and putting her nose into my business.

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<v Speaker 1>What's up, Sarah? Hi?

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<v Speaker 5>Hey, there are you guys like ever like cautious about

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<v Speaker 5>like what the other person can hear on the outside.

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<v Speaker 5>Because my mom and I we were talking about somebody

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<v Speaker 5>and I was on the phone with her and it

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<v Speaker 5>was vibrating, like you know, they could hear it outside

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<v Speaker 5>and stuff. I had to tell my mom. I was like,

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<v Speaker 5>hang on a second, let me drive away, because they're

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<v Speaker 5>standing right outside my car.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>If I if I.

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<v Speaker 2>Was talking about somebody or if it was personal information,

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<v Speaker 2>I would have definitely turned the volume down. But it

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<v Speaker 2>was really a bunch of nonsense. I I do think though,

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<v Speaker 2>that people don't understand that they can hear.

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<v Speaker 1>It yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean I when I heard the hell a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of the music was outside of the car. It was

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<v Speaker 2>actually in my beautiful blue Gordon Chevrolet.

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<v Speaker 1>With the Hall of Fame license with the yeah there

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<v Speaker 1>you go. Thank you, Mike Porter. What's up, Denise? How

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<v Speaker 1>you doing?

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<v Speaker 5>I'm hi.

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<v Speaker 4>How are you guys going?

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<v Speaker 2>I've got Bo's Dobe Sounds speakers in that beautiful Tahoe.

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<v Speaker 1>Go ahead, Denise, Okay, okay, So.

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<v Speaker 4>My daughter has a when you somebody call you or

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<v Speaker 4>you call out, that speaker comes on super loud.

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<v Speaker 1>Though you do have to be careful, like it's scared of.

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<v Speaker 4>Us sometimes because it comes on extra loud and everybody

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<v Speaker 4>can hear what you're saying, and you really don't want

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<v Speaker 4>nobody in your business like that.

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<v Speaker 1>So you're you think that that woman was in the

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<v Speaker 1>right telling me what to do.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I'm not saying that part. Carry your music down,

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<v Speaker 4>the sound down a little, because it do be loud

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<v Speaker 4>and everybody can be And I do like the people.

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<v Speaker 1>This is this is a stop like.

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<v Speaker 2>Literally that was actually that's actually noise of a car

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<v Speaker 2>next to you at a stoplay.

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<v Speaker 1>I do find it there. I do find it.

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<v Speaker 2>Interesting when people will listen to their music, and their

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<v Speaker 2>music is so loud that the entire intersection of Orchard

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<v Speaker 2>Lake Road in Maple can hear everything.

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<v Speaker 1>Feel it in your own chest.

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<v Speaker 2>It does, it reverberates, It actually stimulates your body.

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<v Speaker 1>What's up, Hayley?

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<v Speaker 4>Hey guys, what's going on?

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<v Speaker 5>My com My comment is that she could have just

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<v Speaker 5>drove off, like why why did we come at someone's

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<v Speaker 5>having a private conversation, Like you couldn't easily have walked away.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what.

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<v Speaker 2>She had enough she reached her limmits, this is the

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<v Speaker 2>lady that yells at you while you're walking your dog

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<v Speaker 2>and stuff like that, Like she's she seemed like that

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<v Speaker 2>kind of woman. What's going on, Kelsey? Hi, it's Mojo

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<v Speaker 2>in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, actually, just pull it up right now. And how

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<v Speaker 1>to put my phone on speaker? Because hello, everybody listening

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<v Speaker 1>to us on.

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<v Speaker 4>The speaker over you switch it over the speaker so

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<v Speaker 4>people can't hit her conversation and then you can switch

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<v Speaker 4>it back over to your.

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<v Speaker 1>Sick That's what I thought. You can continue the conversation

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<v Speaker 1>because if you don't.

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<v Speaker 2>Do that, people will be off to Somebody just text

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<v Speaker 2>and said, I'm listening to the woman in the car

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<v Speaker 2>next to us listening to Mojo yell that is so great.

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<v Speaker 2>What an awesome car system you have there. What's up Melanie?

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<v Speaker 2>How you doing?

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<v Speaker 4>Good?

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<v Speaker 1>Morning, guys morning.

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<v Speaker 4>I was just wondering was she meditating?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what she was doing until she started,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, getting all grouchy faced in front of me.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, I don't know. Maybe that's the thing. She

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<v Speaker 2>was doing something with you moo.

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<v Speaker 3>I just feel like, why does that?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you must be on You're not in a tahoe.

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<v Speaker 2>I can tell you that. What's up, Crystal?

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<v Speaker 1>How you doing?

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<v Speaker 4>Hey?

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<v Speaker 3>Good?

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<v Speaker 1>How you do it good? What's going on?

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<v Speaker 3>I cannot believe if she had the drum to come

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<v Speaker 3>and tell you to turn it down, It's like, is

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<v Speaker 3>she serious?

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<v Speaker 1>I want to turn it allow? Crystal? Where are you from?

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<v Speaker 1>Because I love people like you?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh I would thinks I actually live in the courts

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<v Speaker 5>from Bellville.

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<v Speaker 1>I love it. Seriously.

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<v Speaker 2>You can tell you know where I was yesterday when

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<v Speaker 2>this happened. Can you guess what neighborhood I was in.

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<v Speaker 2>I was in Bloomfield.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>People in Bloomfield don't want to be bothered by the conversation,

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<v Speaker 2>and so all right.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't care to hear what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 5>I want everybody to hear what I.

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<v Speaker 3>Got to say.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to give me your phone number.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna call you later today, go to the same

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<v Speaker 2>parking lot and we're going to talk for an hour. Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, Okay, it's Mojo and Crystal.

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<v Speaker 4>Jeah.

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<v Speaker 1>What's going on? Talk to you later. We'll see you

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<v Speaker 1>all right? Oh no, go ahead? No where do we meet?

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<v Speaker 4>I met you a long time ago.

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<v Speaker 5>You stored the magic windows.

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<v Speaker 1>You can to that magic windows. I love magic. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you gave me yea. I used to work there a

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<v Speaker 1>long time ago, and you gave you a movie fat.

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<v Speaker 2>I love it. We got to get them back advertising

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<v Speaker 2>with Mojo in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>I love that. It's a great family. What's up, Courtney?

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<v Speaker 1>How you doing? Hi?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm good?

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<v Speaker 1>How are you good? What are you doing right now?

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<v Speaker 1>I am sitting in my school parking lot. I go

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<v Speaker 1>to Paul.

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<v Speaker 2>Mitchell to school.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, and Randa, I listened to you guys on

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<v Speaker 4>my way to school every single morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you. And do you have us on high volume

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<v Speaker 1>right now so everybody can hear us?

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<v Speaker 4>I do?

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<v Speaker 2>Here we go Hello, Paul Mitchell people. Hello Paul Mitchell people.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks for listening.

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<v Speaker 1>Courtney.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to read this text message and then I'm

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<v Speaker 2>going to end this because I've been going on too long.

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<v Speaker 2>This is my favorite. Two four eight, says Mojo. You

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<v Speaker 2>should have turned your Winchel watchers.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh, Sprader, Oh I wish I was that smart.