WEBVTT - Hungover at Work 

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<v Speaker 1>It's Mojo in the morning. I want to tell you

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<v Speaker 1>that somebody on this show right now might actually still

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<v Speaker 1>be under the influence of last night. Okay, and they

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<v Speaker 1>all morning have been sassy. Really yeah, yeah, I've been sassy.

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<v Speaker 1>I said anything for you, Mojo, I was being nice.

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<v Speaker 2>I said, can you close the door? Yeah, anything for you, Mojo.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna, by the way, bring a breathalyzer testing there.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you walk to work today or did.

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<v Speaker 2>You take an over?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 4>I drove. But I blamed this on my friends because

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<v Speaker 4>we were supposed to go out Saturday night and two

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<v Speaker 4>of them got too drunk on Friday, so they did

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<v Speaker 4>not want to go out Saturday, and they convinced the

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<v Speaker 4>entire friend group that Sunday is a better day. The

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<v Speaker 4>Pistons are playing, they won't be hungover anymore. So I

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<v Speaker 4>obliged and went out with them, drank a lot, and

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<v Speaker 4>I'm feeling it this morning. I'm not gonna lie. I

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<v Speaker 4>feel I don't know if you can see how I'm

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<v Speaker 4>sitting like my legs are aching. I think I'm dehydrated.

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<v Speaker 4>Know what's going on?

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<v Speaker 2>You have cotton mouth?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, a little bit, I will say the breakfast sandwich helps,

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<v Speaker 4>So thank you, Mojoe. I'm coming back to life.

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<v Speaker 2>Which time did you get in?

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<v Speaker 4>So I was really responsible and I wrote all my

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<v Speaker 4>topics out early so I could send them to you

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<v Speaker 4>guys at a reasonable time. I think I sent them

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<v Speaker 4>in at twelve, but I was still at the bar,

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<v Speaker 4>so I really didn't get home until like one, and

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<v Speaker 4>then we're up by four, so three hours. And then

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<v Speaker 4>I was like, you know what, Kevin does this like

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<v Speaker 4>every day. I should be fine, not ungover, but sending

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<v Speaker 4>the topics like for show. I was actually writing seep.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, yeah, I was actually writing my topics when I

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<v Speaker 5>saw your email come in and my phont was a

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<v Speaker 5>little late for Annah, very late for Anna.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, so here's the topic. Has anybody ever gone

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<v Speaker 1>into work either hungover or worse drunk?

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<v Speaker 2>Have you ever been drunk going to work? Listen? Could

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<v Speaker 2>you imagine what it was?

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<v Speaker 1>Could you imagine which if you if you get pulled

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<v Speaker 1>over by the cops for speeding or something and then

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<v Speaker 1>they go you smell like some If you get a

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<v Speaker 1>dui on your way to work at six o'clock in

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<v Speaker 1>the morning or five o'clock in the morning, you are

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<v Speaker 1>a professional drunk.

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<v Speaker 6>Somebody told me that that's actually very common really for

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<v Speaker 6>people to get DUI's on Sunday mornings. You're kidding me, No,

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<v Speaker 6>that they get in the car, leaving their car to

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<v Speaker 6>buddy's house or whatever. They wake up, they get in

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<v Speaker 6>the car to drive home or to work or church

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<v Speaker 6>or I don't know where you're going, and you get

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<v Speaker 6>a du.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Sunday morning, Okay, okay, Yeah, that's they were talking about,

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<v Speaker 1>like Monday.

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<v Speaker 2>Morning, like after a weekend night.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I'm not going to the lord's house. I remember

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<v Speaker 5>one time, this is like a few years ago, at

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<v Speaker 5>a Pistons game, right night before we go out. I

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<v Speaker 5>don't play around when they come to Pistons gasoline. I

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<v Speaker 5>ain't never drunk while I was there. I'd never been

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<v Speaker 5>drunk while I was there. They pressing me to take

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<v Speaker 5>green tea shots. If you know me, you know I

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<v Speaker 5>hate green tea shots. There's nothing more discussed than that.

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<v Speaker 5>They like, Yeah, I take one of them green tea shots.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm talking about the next day I was destroyed, brought

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<v Speaker 5>from one. I had like other stuff, but like normal

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<v Speaker 5>stuff that I would drink, and I wasn't like overdoing

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<v Speaker 5>it at one green team shot. As I'm throwing up,

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<v Speaker 5>I can taste the green tea shot. I remember we

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<v Speaker 5>in a meeting. This is before the game, in a meeting.

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<v Speaker 5>In the meeting, I'm like, I can feel in my stomach.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm like, I don't think I'm gonna make it.

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<v Speaker 2>As soon as we got drinking. As soon as we

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<v Speaker 2>get I meet, I run to the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 5>I wait, I flushed the toilet, So don't nobody hear

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<v Speaker 5>me in there, bro I'm talking about. That was the

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<v Speaker 5>worst I've ever thrown up in my life. That was

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<v Speaker 5>the worst I was in a game. Just let me

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<v Speaker 5>make it through.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't think I've been hung over in a really,

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<v Speaker 6>really long time. I do not like being getting myself

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<v Speaker 6>to that point where I'm destroyed for the next day

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<v Speaker 6>or two.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to ask the specific question of obviously I

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<v Speaker 1>did the work one, but I went also ask Shannon's one.

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<v Speaker 1>Anybody get a DUI at church? On the church?

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<v Speaker 6>I want to know the morning after going out.

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<v Speaker 4>What happened the other day. I'm not gonna say, not

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<v Speaker 4>gonna name names, but someone in this bill then who

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<v Speaker 4>doesn't work for iHeart was here when I was walking

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<v Speaker 4>in at like five fifteen in the morning, and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 4>what's going on? And they're like, I got so drunk

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<v Speaker 4>at the bar last night.

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<v Speaker 2>I was fresh here. I was dying, Evelyn, what's up?

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<v Speaker 7>Good morning guys, how are you more Evelin?

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<v Speaker 2>What's going on with you?

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<v Speaker 3>So?

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<v Speaker 7>Look, it was my first day at this job, right,

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<v Speaker 7>and I was drunk.

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<v Speaker 2>From the day before.

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<v Speaker 8>It was like, I think it was San Patri's day

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<v Speaker 8>the day before.

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<v Speaker 3>It was so I had to start this job the

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<v Speaker 3>very next day.

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<v Speaker 7>I was so drunk and hungover.

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<v Speaker 8>It was ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 2>The first day, the firsday, good thing.

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<v Speaker 3>The girls were great because they helped me with all

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<v Speaker 3>my workday day, but I was through.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, you are a legend, by the way. That's like

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<v Speaker 1>legendary status to get drunk and show up to drunk on.

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<v Speaker 2>The first day.

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<v Speaker 4>And how did the first day go?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Probably not so well. What's up, Travis?

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<v Speaker 3>Morning?

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<v Speaker 8>Everyone? My best friend and I would do golf league

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<v Speaker 8>every Thursday and Friday morning at work. They finally started

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<v Speaker 8>catching on on how hungover or drunk we still were

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<v Speaker 8>and started getting us breakfast. That's nice that way we

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<v Speaker 8>keep working because we didn't miss work.

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<v Speaker 1>We're still there, Travis, I will not play Men's League

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<v Speaker 1>on Thursday nights for the same reason because it turns

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<v Speaker 1>into a drunk fest and I'll never make it to

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<v Speaker 1>work on Friday morning. It'll be the worst throwback. It

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<v Speaker 1>does go together. The problem is all the rest of

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<v Speaker 1>you guys. You guys don't have to have their early

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<v Speaker 1>buzzer go off at three point thirty in the morning.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a different vibe here. I will say that. What's up, Michelle, Hey, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>my friend he was.

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<v Speaker 9>He was such an alcoholic, Like every single day before work,

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<v Speaker 9>he had his own breathalyzer so he would breathalyze himself

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<v Speaker 9>before work to make sure he couldn't get a ticket

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<v Speaker 9>driving to work.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh, he has his own breathalyzer. I guess

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<v Speaker 1>you know you're a professional drunk. Like you said, if

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<v Speaker 1>you got a breathalyzer. Where do you get a breathalyzer?

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<v Speaker 1>I think I might knew one of those.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm amazon everything.

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<v Speaker 2>They should. That's a fact.

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<v Speaker 1>They should have that in a car, like if you

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<v Speaker 1>you know, if you had one, even if you had

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<v Speaker 1>one drink, because you never know.

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<v Speaker 4>They have little key chain of them.

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<v Speaker 2>I love you too. I'm an man. You know it's

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<v Speaker 2>coach Matt. Hey, coach Matt, who'd you say? I love

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<v Speaker 2>you too? My daughter I just uh just dropped her

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<v Speaker 2>off at school. Oh fantastic. What's going on, buddy?

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<v Speaker 4>So chess?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I have to agree with you on some uh

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<v Speaker 2>some green teaese. Those are absolutely horrible, disgusting. Have you

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<v Speaker 2>had Have you had orange or red tea yet? I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't even know they had other colors?

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<v Speaker 8>So, so an orange tea is made with orange jamison,

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<v Speaker 8>and a red tea is made with red stag.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you had red stag yet? None of that? I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna just think car I had I wanted. One is

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<v Speaker 2>cherry and it is delicious. The other one is like

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<v Speaker 2>orange flavor.

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<v Speaker 1>The weekend, they I went to some bar called lu

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<v Speaker 1>Al's and and I went in there Lewin Harry's or whatever, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and the boys made me drink these purple hazes.

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<v Speaker 2>And these purple hazes.

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<v Speaker 1>Were the most you know what you get when you

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<v Speaker 1>go to these places and have shots like that, Matt, diabetes,

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<v Speaker 1>that's what you're It's awful, horrible good.

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<v Speaker 2>What's going on? Berry liqueur, cranberry juice, lemon lime. So

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<v Speaker 2>that's a lot what's up, Maria? What's up?

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>So I had OK. I went to the Jesy concert

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<v Speaker 3>and then went straight to work after the concert, and

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<v Speaker 3>I well, I stopped home first and I had I

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<v Speaker 3>had my slippers on it. I didn't realize it. And

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<v Speaker 3>when I got to work, I tried to walk in

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<v Speaker 3>and everyone was like, you know, you got your slippers on.

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<v Speaker 3>And I'm like, oh my gosh. And then my boss

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<v Speaker 3>was like, yeah you Like I was so hype and

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<v Speaker 3>stuffer and he was like, yeah, you gotta go home.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, that's funny.

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<v Speaker 5>Do you have crazy slippers like bunny ears or what

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<v Speaker 5>kind of slippers?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you know? They weren't crazy slippers or nothing like that.

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<v Speaker 3>They were just really colorful, So I think that's why

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<v Speaker 3>they noticed.

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<v Speaker 1>So, yeah, you're getting a dui if you're showing up

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<v Speaker 1>at slippers Resa, speaking of DUIs what happened?

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<v Speaker 7>So this didn't happen to me. So I had two friends.

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<v Speaker 7>One friend left for lunch to go have drinks on

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<v Speaker 7>her lunch or whatever, got pulled over on the way

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<v Speaker 7>back to work, went to.

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<v Speaker 5>Jail a friend.

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<v Speaker 7>Another friend was at lunch with some people at a

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<v Speaker 7>new job, so she got turned around on the way

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<v Speaker 7>back to the new job. She pulled over to ask

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<v Speaker 7>a good Samaritan for directions, and the good Samaritan called

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<v Speaker 7>the police on her because they smelled jail.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my gosh, at that meeting

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<v Speaker 9>Where just