Speaker 1: It's Mojo in the morning. I want to tell you
Speaker 1: that somebody on this show right now might actually still
Speaker 1: be under the influence of last night. Okay, and they
Speaker 1: all morning have been sassy. Really yeah, yeah, I've been sassy.
Speaker 1: I said anything for you, Mojo, I was being nice.
Speaker 2: I said, can you close the door? Yeah, anything for you, Mojo.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna, by the way, bring a breathalyzer testing there.
Speaker 1: Did you walk to work today or did.
Speaker 2: You take an over?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 4: I drove. But I blamed this on my friends because
Speaker 4: we were supposed to go out Saturday night and two
Speaker 4: of them got too drunk on Friday, so they did
Speaker 4: not want to go out Saturday, and they convinced the
Speaker 4: entire friend group that Sunday is a better day. The
Speaker 4: Pistons are playing, they won't be hungover anymore. So I
Speaker 4: obliged and went out with them, drank a lot, and
Speaker 4: I'm feeling it this morning. I'm not gonna lie. I
Speaker 4: feel I don't know if you can see how I'm
Speaker 4: sitting like my legs are aching. I think I'm dehydrated.
Speaker 4: Know what's going on?
Speaker 2: You have cotton mouth?
Speaker 4: Yeah, a little bit, I will say the breakfast sandwich helps,
Speaker 4: So thank you, Mojoe. I'm coming back to life.
Speaker 2: Which time did you get in?
Speaker 4: So I was really responsible and I wrote all my
Speaker 4: topics out early so I could send them to you
Speaker 4: guys at a reasonable time. I think I sent them
Speaker 4: in at twelve, but I was still at the bar,
Speaker 4: so I really didn't get home until like one, and
Speaker 4: then we're up by four, so three hours. And then
Speaker 4: I was like, you know what, Kevin does this like
Speaker 4: every day. I should be fine, not ungover, but sending
Speaker 4: the topics like for show. I was actually writing seep.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I was actually writing my topics when I
Speaker 5: saw your email come in and my phont was a
Speaker 5: little late for Annah, very late for Anna.
Speaker 1: All right, so here's the topic. Has anybody ever gone
Speaker 1: into work either hungover or worse drunk?
Speaker 2: Have you ever been drunk going to work? Listen? Could
Speaker 2: you imagine what it was?
Speaker 1: Could you imagine which if you if you get pulled
Speaker 1: over by the cops for speeding or something and then
Speaker 1: they go you smell like some If you get a
Speaker 1: dui on your way to work at six o'clock in
Speaker 1: the morning or five o'clock in the morning, you are
Speaker 1: a professional drunk.
Speaker 6: Somebody told me that that's actually very common really for
Speaker 6: people to get DUI's on Sunday mornings. You're kidding me, No,
Speaker 6: that they get in the car, leaving their car to
Speaker 6: buddy's house or whatever. They wake up, they get in
Speaker 6: the car to drive home or to work or church
Speaker 6: or I don't know where you're going, and you get
Speaker 6: a du.
Speaker 1: Okay, Sunday morning, Okay, okay, Yeah, that's they were talking about,
Speaker 1: like Monday.
Speaker 2: Morning, like after a weekend night.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm not going to the lord's house. I remember
Speaker 5: one time, this is like a few years ago, at
Speaker 5: a Pistons game, right night before we go out. I
Speaker 5: don't play around when they come to Pistons gasoline. I
Speaker 5: ain't never drunk while I was there. I'd never been
Speaker 5: drunk while I was there. They pressing me to take
Speaker 5: green tea shots. If you know me, you know I
Speaker 5: hate green tea shots. There's nothing more discussed than that.
Speaker 5: They like, Yeah, I take one of them green tea shots.
Speaker 5: I'm talking about the next day I was destroyed, brought
Speaker 5: from one. I had like other stuff, but like normal
Speaker 5: stuff that I would drink, and I wasn't like overdoing
Speaker 5: it at one green team shot. As I'm throwing up,
Speaker 5: I can taste the green tea shot. I remember we
Speaker 5: in a meeting. This is before the game, in a meeting.
Speaker 5: In the meeting, I'm like, I can feel in my stomach.
Speaker 5: I'm like, I don't think I'm gonna make it.
Speaker 2: As soon as we got drinking. As soon as we
Speaker 2: get I meet, I run to the bathroom.
Speaker 5: I wait, I flushed the toilet, So don't nobody hear
Speaker 5: me in there, bro I'm talking about. That was the
Speaker 5: worst I've ever thrown up in my life. That was
Speaker 5: the worst I was in a game. Just let me
Speaker 5: make it through.
Speaker 6: I don't think I've been hung over in a really,
Speaker 6: really long time. I do not like being getting myself
Speaker 6: to that point where I'm destroyed for the next day
Speaker 6: or two.
Speaker 1: I want to ask the specific question of obviously I
Speaker 1: did the work one, but I went also ask Shannon's one.
Speaker 1: Anybody get a DUI at church? On the church?
Speaker 6: I want to know the morning after going out.
Speaker 4: What happened the other day. I'm not gonna say, not
Speaker 4: gonna name names, but someone in this bill then who
Speaker 4: doesn't work for iHeart was here when I was walking
Speaker 4: in at like five fifteen in the morning, and I'm like,
Speaker 4: what's going on? And they're like, I got so drunk
Speaker 4: at the bar last night.
Speaker 2: I was fresh here. I was dying, Evelyn, what's up?
Speaker 7: Good morning guys, how are you more Evelin?
Speaker 2: What's going on with you?
Speaker 3: So?
Speaker 7: Look, it was my first day at this job, right,
Speaker 7: and I was drunk.
Speaker 2: From the day before.
Speaker 8: It was like, I think it was San Patri's day
Speaker 8: the day before.
Speaker 3: It was so I had to start this job the
Speaker 3: very next day.
Speaker 7: I was so drunk and hungover.
Speaker 8: It was ridiculous.
Speaker 2: The first day, the firsday, good thing.
Speaker 3: The girls were great because they helped me with all
Speaker 3: my workday day, but I was through.
Speaker 1: Okay, you are a legend, by the way. That's like
Speaker 1: legendary status to get drunk and show up to drunk on.
Speaker 2: The first day.
Speaker 4: And how did the first day go?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Probably not so well. What's up, Travis?
Speaker 3: Morning?
Speaker 8: Everyone? My best friend and I would do golf league
Speaker 8: every Thursday and Friday morning at work. They finally started
Speaker 8: catching on on how hungover or drunk we still were
Speaker 8: and started getting us breakfast. That's nice that way we
Speaker 8: keep working because we didn't miss work.
Speaker 1: We're still there, Travis, I will not play Men's League
Speaker 1: on Thursday nights for the same reason because it turns
Speaker 1: into a drunk fest and I'll never make it to
Speaker 1: work on Friday morning. It'll be the worst throwback. It
Speaker 1: does go together. The problem is all the rest of
Speaker 1: you guys. You guys don't have to have their early
Speaker 1: buzzer go off at three point thirty in the morning.
Speaker 2: It's a different vibe here. I will say that. What's up, Michelle, Hey, Yeah,
Speaker 2: my friend he was.
Speaker 9: He was such an alcoholic, Like every single day before work,
Speaker 9: he had his own breathalyzer so he would breathalyze himself
Speaker 9: before work to make sure he couldn't get a ticket
Speaker 9: driving to work.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, he has his own breathalyzer. I guess
Speaker 1: you know you're a professional drunk. Like you said, if
Speaker 1: you got a breathalyzer. Where do you get a breathalyzer?
Speaker 1: I think I might knew one of those.
Speaker 3: I'm amazon everything.
Speaker 2: They should. That's a fact.
Speaker 1: They should have that in a car, like if you
Speaker 1: you know, if you had one, even if you had
Speaker 1: one drink, because you never know.
Speaker 4: They have little key chain of them.
Speaker 2: I love you too. I'm an man. You know it's
Speaker 2: coach Matt. Hey, coach Matt, who'd you say? I love
Speaker 2: you too? My daughter I just uh just dropped her
Speaker 2: off at school. Oh fantastic. What's going on, buddy?
Speaker 4: So chess?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have to agree with you on some uh
Speaker 2: some green teaese. Those are absolutely horrible, disgusting. Have you
Speaker 2: had Have you had orange or red tea yet? I
Speaker 2: didn't even know they had other colors?
Speaker 8: So, so an orange tea is made with orange jamison,
Speaker 8: and a red tea is made with red stag.
Speaker 2: Have you had red stag yet? None of that? I'm
Speaker 2: gonna just think car I had I wanted. One is
Speaker 2: cherry and it is delicious. The other one is like
Speaker 2: orange flavor.
Speaker 1: The weekend, they I went to some bar called lu
Speaker 1: Al's and and I went in there Lewin Harry's or whatever, okay,
Speaker 1: and the boys made me drink these purple hazes.
Speaker 2: And these purple hazes.
Speaker 1: Were the most you know what you get when you
Speaker 1: go to these places and have shots like that, Matt, diabetes,
Speaker 1: that's what you're It's awful, horrible good.
Speaker 2: What's going on? Berry liqueur, cranberry juice, lemon lime. So
Speaker 2: that's a lot what's up, Maria? What's up?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 3: So I had OK. I went to the Jesy concert
Speaker 3: and then went straight to work after the concert, and
Speaker 3: I well, I stopped home first and I had I
Speaker 3: had my slippers on it. I didn't realize it. And
Speaker 3: when I got to work, I tried to walk in
Speaker 3: and everyone was like, you know, you got your slippers on.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, oh my gosh. And then my boss
Speaker 3: was like, yeah you Like I was so hype and
Speaker 3: stuffer and he was like, yeah, you gotta go home.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's funny.
Speaker 5: Do you have crazy slippers like bunny ears or what
Speaker 5: kind of slippers?
Speaker 3: Do you know? They weren't crazy slippers or nothing like that.
Speaker 3: They were just really colorful, So I think that's why
Speaker 3: they noticed.
Speaker 1: So, yeah, you're getting a dui if you're showing up
Speaker 1: at slippers Resa, speaking of DUIs what happened?
Speaker 7: So this didn't happen to me. So I had two friends.
Speaker 7: One friend left for lunch to go have drinks on
Speaker 7: her lunch or whatever, got pulled over on the way
Speaker 7: back to work, went to.
Speaker 5: Jail a friend.
Speaker 7: Another friend was at lunch with some people at a
Speaker 7: new job, so she got turned around on the way
Speaker 7: back to the new job. She pulled over to ask
Speaker 7: a good Samaritan for directions, and the good Samaritan called
Speaker 7: the police on her because they smelled jail.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, at that meeting
Speaker 9: Where just