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Speaker 1: And then the other big announcement is me sock Tookmanian,

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Speaker 1: So happy birthday to me, sock.

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Speaker 2: Toukmanium, happy birthday.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, or, as Victor Brick called him, tucsok Toukmanian. Never

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Speaker 1: quite got that right, I don't get it. Yeah, well

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Speaker 1: me sock tucsack, that's me sock, that's tusocks onusock tucsac.

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Speaker 1: I think that's what he's thinking of.

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: All right, it is time for a little bit of

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Speaker 1: Saint Patrick's Day talkbacks. Some of them might be Saint

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Speaker 1: Patrick's Day theme and others won't be, but we'll get

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Speaker 1: through all of them. You can leave a talkback. Just

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Speaker 1: to twenty five thirty second message. And in those twenty

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Speaker 1: tens of thousands of people. So good luck. It is

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Speaker 1: tip tap time, tip time.

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Speaker 4: Hey Timmy, your friends, this is Joel from twenty Palms.

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Speaker 4: I'm the guy who called last week letting you know

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Speaker 4: about losing the love of my life.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, this guy was very emotional. He said that

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Speaker 1: he lost the love of his life and if it

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Speaker 1: wasn't for this radio show, he may not have made it.

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Speaker 1: It was very, very moving. I remember, I remember that.

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Speaker 1: I'm that call like it was last week. Oh it was.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Yes, NICKI is right, I am seasoned.

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Speaker 1: Oh, Nicky's right. NICKI has a nose for these older

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Speaker 1: guys with a pension, my favorite ding dog.

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Speaker 4: I'm a fifty nine year old former marine and I

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Speaker 4: did lose the love of my life to a rare

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Speaker 4: form of liver cancer. She was only thirty nine years old.

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Speaker 4: I spent more than thirty days in hospital her I

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Speaker 4: never left her side.

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Speaker 1: Wow, that is an incredible guy. And thank you for

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Speaker 1: your sir man us Marine and then having to suffer

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Speaker 1: the world's greatest loss. So God bless that man. Let's

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Speaker 1: get his name again so we can thank him properly.

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Speaker 4: To me, your friends, this is Joel for twenty I.

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Speaker 1: Poems, Joel Joel from twenty nine Palms. I'd like to

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Speaker 1: thank him. Yeah, okay, personally, go ahead, thanks, there you go,

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Speaker 1: all right, that's from my Nikki.

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Speaker 4: Joel for twenty Poems.

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Speaker 1: Joel from twenty nine Palms will dedicate the rest of

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Speaker 1: these talkbacks tonight to Joel in twenty nine Poms. God

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Speaker 1: bless that man talk back time. Oh my god, the

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Speaker 1: eping Extremes loses the love of his life. Then you

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Speaker 1: get another guy done, you know, flushing a duke. God Almighty,

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Speaker 1: something for everybody, I guess tonight, right, God almighty? Alright,

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Speaker 1: what an audience? You know what an audience?

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Speaker 5: Tim from Idaho nice.

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Speaker 1: House flushing those potatoes down.

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Speaker 6: It's pretty sweet.

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Speaker 1: Than I take your horse. It did not stop to gambling,

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Speaker 1: Like Jin said, Okay, this guy is referring to a

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Speaker 1: video that my wife took of me over the weekend.

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Speaker 1: I was watching just I was watching the news, and

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Speaker 1: I'm getting calls like, hey, are you gambling while you're

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Speaker 1: watching TV? And I christ again, I live with a

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Speaker 2: And what was on the What were you watching on?

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Speaker 1: I was watching the Foxes, watching like the War or

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Speaker 2: No, it was about gambling addiction.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well no, it was about people who are addicted

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Speaker 2: It was pretty sure it was about gambling.

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Speaker 1: Where is it is it up on?

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Speaker 2: If they go to Instagram.

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Speaker 7: At Conway Show, you'll see a video of Conway sitting

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Speaker 7: on a couch and that'll be the one.

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Speaker 1: All right, all right, you can take a look at that.

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Speaker 3: Just you know.

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Speaker 1: I have Sunday off. I have one day off. I

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Speaker 1: work on Saturday night. I have one day off, and

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Speaker 1: I was catching up, you know, the last race at

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Speaker 1: San Nita and then you know, Inside Edition rolls inside.

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Speaker 2: It does great work.

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Speaker 1: By the way, I live with Inside Edition. Miss Edition

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Speaker 1: is there? All right? Tip tap on? Here we go.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, you're back the Knights. I prayed, I

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Speaker 3: prayed and prayed that you go back to Knights.

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Speaker 1: We did.

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Speaker 3: Thank you, I will oh, I said. Ted gave me

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Speaker 1: Wait, he owes me money.

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Speaker 3: Ted gave me some money at the track.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Ted Ziggenbusch made him some money. He's going to

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Speaker 1: give some of that to me. Butught out, Bellio. This

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Speaker 2: Get a taste.

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Speaker 1: No, you have your dogs. You can be hanging with

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Speaker 1: your dog. Understand I don't either. Just hang with your dogs.

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Speaker 3: Oh my goodness. Now I can listen to the KF

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Speaker 3: fire gave have been going for years.

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Speaker 6: Wow.

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Speaker 3: Oh by thank you so much.

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Speaker 1: You're entirely welcome back. I appreciate that. One of those.

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Speaker 1: So happy, I'm gonna cry.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 3: Georgia of the ad. Why Georgia the ad.

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Speaker 1: Deck, George and beyond Duck? Is that what he said?

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Speaker 1: He said, George and whatever city is in beyond Duck?

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Speaker 1: Is that a city I missed sitting here in Cino Tarzana.

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Speaker 1: This is it? Going Sino Tarzana, Beyond Duck, Sherman.

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Speaker 3: Oaks, Georgia the ad. Thank you.

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Speaker 1: I don't know where that is.

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Speaker 2: Maybe that's his last name.

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Speaker 1: Oh, maybe that's right. Yeah, that's possible. George and Beyond Duck, Georgia,

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Speaker 1: Guy's got to clear that up. All right, Well, we'll

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Speaker 1: ask him to give us another one and clear that up.

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Speaker 1: Man talk that time.

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Speaker 9: Well.

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Speaker 10: Put TIMI thank you, you your favorite dropping me a

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Speaker 10: little more after three hours, like what did we do

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Speaker 10: that that caught your fancy? We'll put tim Yeah, got output,

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Speaker 10: tam Well.

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Speaker 1: Put Tim Well.

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Speaker 11: Put Kevin Highland Park and believe me, Mom and dad

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Speaker 11: born and raised in Ireland.

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Speaker 1: Oh, this is about the house full of Irish people, singing, dancing, drinking, fighting, swearing, smoking,

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Speaker 1: And I grew up in one of those Irish households

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Speaker 1: where my mom had a party and there was one

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Speaker 1: hundred people there and everybody was going for it. There

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Speaker 11: We had just great parties through the seventies and the eighties,

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Speaker 11: hell even the nineties. Anyway, thanks so much for the memory.

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Speaker 11: All right, have a good evening, Happy Saint Patrick's Date.

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Speaker 1: Happy St Patrick's Day. Isn't it sort of odd to

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Speaker 1: wouldn't you think that's odd? She's gonna have people over,

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Speaker 1: She's gonna get ten. You know, Costco Chickens. John will

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Speaker 1: be watching TV the whole time, you know, breaking apart

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Speaker 1: football plays from eight years ago on Michigan. You know,

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Speaker 1: Chris Litt'll be looking for a bathroom. All the people

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Speaker 2: Why they're not enjoying themselves?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know.

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Speaker 12: I mean.

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Speaker 2: Party, I shouldn't have thrown a party.

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Speaker 1: Well, I don't know. You haven't thrown a party Krusher

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Speaker 1: is the only one that's thrown a party so far.

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Speaker 2: You s it's weird.

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Speaker 7: No, not after you just said it's weird to throw

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Speaker 1: And then your dogs will be there? Do we bring

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Speaker 8: Oh?

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Speaker 13: You know what.

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Speaker 1: By the way, I went to a funeral two weeks

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Speaker 1: ago Patti Casato. Uh, just one of the most amazing

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Speaker 1: Steckler for many years and she was friends with doctor

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Speaker 1: Krupp from the grip of the observatory. Oh really, yeah,

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Speaker 1: two months after it started. And I'm sitting in probably

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Speaker 1: with he's about ten pews in front of me, and

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Speaker 1: he brought his dog. He brought his dog.

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Speaker 2: Was it an emotional No.

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Speaker 1: It was it was it was just his dog. He

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Speaker 1: brought his dog. I've never seen that before. I've been

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Speaker 1: going to funerals since I was four. I've never seen

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Speaker 1: a dog at a funeral. Maybe that's a new trend.

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Speaker 1: a funeral. Guy's got his dog sitting right them in

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Speaker 1: the field with him, his dog. I've seen it all.

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Speaker 1: I have seen it all.

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Speaker 13: You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from kf

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Speaker 13: I Am six forty.

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Speaker 1: It is Saint Patrick's Day, Saint Patrick's night, Saint Patrick's Day, Eve,

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Speaker 1: I should say, and these talkbacks are being dedicated to

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Speaker 1: from twenty nine poems Joe from twenty nine Palms. Yes, Joel,

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Speaker 1: what a man?

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Speaker 13: That is?

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Speaker 1: All right? Tip tap Tom, Let's continue talkback time.

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Speaker 8: Kimy me boyn Amen.

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Speaker 14: Just wanted to see what why you haven't had Doug

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Speaker 14: Steckler or Brian Whitman on your show. Those were the

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Speaker 14: homies don't listen since the early two thousands.

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Speaker 8: Love you and you got.

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Speaker 3: To bring those homies back for sure.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think he's uh, he's right. I'll try to

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Speaker 1: get I've tried Steckler in the past without much success.

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Speaker 1: But I text Whitman. I would say at least once

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Speaker 1: a day, sometimes five times a day, depending on what

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Speaker 1: was going on. But yeah, well we love Whitman on.

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Speaker 1: He's a local guy here. He lives in in the

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Speaker 1: East San Fernando Valley. See, yeah, we'll try to get

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Speaker 1: him on. Brian Whitman ding Dong with that guy the

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Speaker 1: best impressionist in the in the world in my view.

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Speaker 1: All right, Tip tap Tom Tim talk tap.

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Speaker 15: Time Tim, Tim, Tim Timpam. You did again last night?

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Speaker 15: You said Paul Thomas Amerson won six Oscars.

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Speaker 15: Oh, Tim, Tim, Tim Temptam. You did again last night?

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Speaker 15: You said Paul Thomas Emerson won six Oscars.

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Speaker 1: He won three and the film won the three. Others

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Speaker 16: Ken from Desert Hot Springs. Alrighty Kenny, Bay Root veteran.

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Speaker 16: Ken from Desert Hot Springs, Bay Root veteran, nineteen eighty three. Wow,

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Speaker 1: Absolutely? Lots of love for all the veterans, all of

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Speaker 17: This is Jeffery and Valencia. I've called many times, almost

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Speaker 16: Listen.

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Speaker 1: I'm an Iraq War combat veteran, while another veteran from

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Speaker 17: Two tours in Iraq three and oh five.

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Speaker 17: I mean I was in when September eleventh happened and

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Speaker 8: Come back.

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Speaker 18: Tell me you love the heat.

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Speaker 2: The heat sucks.

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Speaker 1: I hate the heat. I'm with you. I hate it.

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Speaker 17: You learn to hate the heat, you learn to hate

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Speaker 1: I learned to hate it just in the San Fernando Valley,

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Speaker 17: So trust me, there's nothing fun about the heat. There's

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Speaker 1: I get you. Just bye bye, Yeah, I understand that. Dude.

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Speaker 12: Hey, Jimmy and crew. It's Anthony Say. I attended the

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Speaker 12: Veterans War Memorial in the City of Orange at late

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Speaker 12: if they have a chance to go to Pierce College

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Speaker 3: It's there.

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Speaker 12: There's an RG there with pop ups and audio video.

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Speaker 1: Smart man, He's right. Courage everybody to get out there

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Speaker 1: we're live on KFIM six forty. It is Saint Patrick's

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Speaker 1: Day evening? Or is last night Saint Patrick's Day Eve?

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Speaker 1: last night be Chris St. Patrick's Day Eve? Yes, it

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Speaker 1: would be. So Tonight is Pat Saint Patrick's Day Night?

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Speaker 1: I think tonight could be evening evening night St Patrick's Night.

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Speaker 1: we'll come back with more talkbacks. It's talkback Tip tap time.

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Speaker 13: You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI

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Speaker 13: Am sixty.

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Speaker 1: We continue with talk back tom tip tap time. Here

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Speaker 9: Hey, this is Doug from Tarzana.

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Speaker 1: Hey, Douggie.

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Speaker 9: If you go to Casey's tavern on Topanga and sherm

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Speaker 9: a Way, that's the best place to go. That's the

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Speaker 1: Love you, Oh yes? All right, get on out there

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Speaker 8: Tipp time, Timmy.

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Speaker 19: We all hate the tip tap top back time.

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Speaker 6: Please stop?

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Speaker 1: Where the doing it for an hour?

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Speaker 18: Or he's begging you please stop?

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Speaker 1: Or just saying it.

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Speaker 3: Anyone? Wait?

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Speaker 20: Awesome show as usual. Listen to Vir today. He's sounded

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Speaker 20: like a lousy use cross salesman. So all of you

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Speaker 20: is Southern cat. Give Republicans a shot. You cannot do

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Speaker 20: any worse.

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Speaker 3: In these people.

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Speaker 20: These people are works worse than late oil salespeople.

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Speaker 8: It's unbelievable.

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Speaker 1: There you go, Tip, I'm talking about Tom Kim Conway,

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Speaker 1: King of the ding Dong, that's right, That's what I

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Speaker 16: King of the ding Dong.

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Speaker 1: That's right, King Dong. I'm King Dog, King Dong. Gotta

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Speaker 3: King Dong.

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Speaker 8: Hey, we didn't hear anything about Billio's knitting retreat?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, bellioh how was that? I meant to ask

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Speaker 1: You get home?

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Speaker 2: You had a lot of fun. I learned a lot

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Speaker 1: Did you meet anybody new? Did you meet you?

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Speaker 7: I met these three wonderful women, Patricia, Visa, La and Rachel,

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Speaker 7: and they want me to go to the retreat in Iceland?

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Speaker 1: Is that right?

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Speaker 1: Are you gonna go?

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Speaker 7: I'm thinking about it.

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Speaker 1: Were the other women sort of in your at the

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Speaker 2: Before we were pretty accomplished.

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Speaker 1: Really were you intimidated?

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Speaker 7: Very But I learned a lot of new little tricks,

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Speaker 1: Any yarn jokes that you brought back.

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Speaker 2: Or there was a lot of yarn joke.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, oh was that right?

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Speaker 2: Okay, you would have been like rolling your eyes on.

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Speaker 1: Did you bring extra yarn? That's one of the things

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Speaker 7: Well, they had a lot of yarn, but I did

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Speaker 7: We had knit Night, so that was fun, and we

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Speaker 2: Was a lot of fun. We laughed so hard, we

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Speaker 7: You know, some of the knitting jokes, some of the

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Speaker 2: It was cute. They were great.

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Speaker 1: Who was Josie and the Knitters? That's an improv thing, Yeah,

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Speaker 7: They were they were funny, they were entertaining. Did John go,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, probably is not going to make the Iceland trip either.

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Speaker 2: He wasn't very interested when I brought it up to him.

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Speaker 2: That's exactly how it.

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Speaker 7: And I'm like, but it's you know, it's like we

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Speaker 7: I'm pretty busy booked up. Fine, I said, you know

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Speaker 2: It was all women.

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Speaker 1: Every single person was a woman.

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Speaker 1: Were there any gays?

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Speaker 17: There?

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Speaker 2: We sat around in our braziers.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, what a night.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, we were free brawn What a night?

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Speaker 1: Are these morning night owls? Is that one up past

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Speaker 7: Well, we stayed up until nine, No way, yes, close

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Speaker 2: It's Beatrice, but everybody calls her Betty.

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Speaker 1: Okay, but and she has one hand and can knock

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Speaker 7: I actually learned she's taught me some amazing techniques that

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Speaker 7: I'm going to start using.

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Speaker 1: That's great, all right, Well let's uh, let's let's I'd

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Speaker 1: like to get pictures of these ladies too, anything on.

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Speaker 2: Your phone up?

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Speaker 7: I want to ask them first, sure before I post anything.

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Speaker 1: Right, because there's you know, that's uh, you know, they're

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Speaker 1: probably highly sought after. People magazine probably want some you know,

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Speaker 1: painting good care.

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Speaker 2: Nit World for sure?

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Speaker 1: Oh, Nitworld for sure? Yeah, Nitworld? All right? Thank you,

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Speaker 1: Belliam didn't talk with you? All right? It is tip

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Speaker 1: tap talk back to Everybody loves it, even that lady

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Speaker 1: said she hated.

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Speaker 5: Love it man Tim. That timmy time song gets me

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Speaker 5: every time.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's great, good or bad, because that's.

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Speaker 5: Usually around the time my wife and I started making

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Speaker 5: Sweet Tender Love. We usually start when your show starts

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Speaker 5: and around seven. So thank you for being part of

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Speaker 5: our background life.

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Speaker 1: You got it? What do you call it now? Three

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Speaker 1: D House of Major, three D House of Radical pauses

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Speaker 1: that's what I called it. Where do you call it? Pause? Pause, pause, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: sexual harassment, disparagement.

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Speaker 16: Shut up with that.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's gonna go home.

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Speaker 9: Angel. This is Doug from Tarasana. Oh my god, you

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Speaker 9: put your underpants on before you put your blesh on.

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Speaker 9: Sweet little girl, nasty little girl. I need some of

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Speaker 9: your sandals, Todd.

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Speaker 1: You can hear in the background, right, he's on and that,

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Speaker 1: and she's been even on tonight. That's just a recording

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Speaker 1: that he has on the wall, and like ninety pictures

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Speaker 1: of her.

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Speaker 3: Talk to me.

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Speaker 1: I think she is.

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Speaker 9: Talk to me. I got a big ass pension, among

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Speaker 9: other things.

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Speaker 1: Bo, all right, I take the day off tomorrow.

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Speaker 13: You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from kf

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Speaker 13: I am sixty.

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Speaker 1: George Norris coming up in ten Bells. George was on

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Speaker 1: the Big Show tonight, Bob. What's going on? Timathay, we're

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Speaker 1: going to talk about time traveled.

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Speaker 2: Then we're going to heaven right here on Coast to

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Speaker 2: coast day.

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Speaker 1: Happy Saint Patrick's day to you and Tommy.

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Speaker 2: You too ought to do my Irish goodbye, see.

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Speaker 1: You later, Okay, thanks man, all right, George Jory Tonight

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Speaker 1: at ten o'clock we get back to talk back. Tim

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Speaker 1: Tip tap Tim.

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Speaker 8: Conway Junior, you are the king. Oh my god, that

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Speaker 8: line that went good days, I said, good taste?

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Speaker 1: How even what that was? From belly you, Belly you?

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Speaker 1: What was that? Good day?

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Speaker 3: Sir? What was up?

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Speaker 1: No, I don't remember that. I do remember saying, but

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Speaker 1: I remember.

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Speaker 2: It was at the beginning of the talkback time. It

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Speaker 2: was yeah, yeah, and you said I said, good day.

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Speaker 1: I don't remember that. That's less than an hour ago.

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Speaker 1: I'll find I'm losing it. Oh that's great, good day,

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Speaker 1: I said.

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Speaker 8: Good Oh.

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Speaker 1: Look and like, at least you know the one woman

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Speaker 1: who hates it, you know she can find you know,

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Speaker 1: she'll find it either you know, listen to something else

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Speaker 1: or come back and listen to this. But this is

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Speaker 1: this guy is great. This guy found something to laugh

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Speaker 1: at and he laughed his ass off, and that makes

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Speaker 1: it all worthwhile. So I love this dude.

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Speaker 8: Good day.

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Speaker 1: That's an authentic lass. That's affection. The sad guy's great.

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Speaker 6: Oh my god, you're brilliant.

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Speaker 8: Thank you for that.

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Speaker 1: Thank you you hear that belly on you already said.

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Speaker 6: There, you're brilliant. You're brilliant, that you're brilliant.

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Speaker 1: You can't hear that in your headphone.

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Speaker 2: I can hear.

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Speaker 1: Tip tip top. Talkback time.

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Speaker 2: I've never seen a town that makes news out of

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Speaker 2: it being hot.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, hot and heat and rain are big stories around here,

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Speaker 1: or if it rains.

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Speaker 2: I live in Miami and it's in the nineties all

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Speaker 2: the time.

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Speaker 3: It rains all the time.

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Speaker 1: But it's not news. That just happens. That's great. It's

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Speaker 1: not news. It just happens. It just is news. It

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Speaker 1: just happens, just to happen. It just happens, and nobody

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Speaker 1: talks about it. That's great. It just happens.

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Speaker 2: Curious bunch of people.

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Speaker 1: You all are over there, that guys, great, it just happens.

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Speaker 1: We don't have to talk about it. Talk back Town.

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Speaker 12: I think you can get over a million signatures before

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Speaker 12: you come off the air tonight.

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Speaker 8: You have a lot of followers.

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Speaker 1: I know that might be a steep order. I think

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Speaker 1: we're at forty eight Talk back.

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Speaker 19: Tome, Ay, Tim, Why are you asking ladies what the

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Speaker 19: processes for makeup?

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Speaker 1: I got four hours to film.

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Speaker 19: Like, where do they go shopping?

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Speaker 13: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I just want to know how often they put the

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Speaker 1: makeup on where they go shopping. You know you want

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Speaker 1: us more involved in your lives. You tell us that

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Speaker 1: all the time you care about them. Yes, you always

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Speaker 1: say that. You don't listen to me. You don't. You

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Speaker 1: don't care what I think. You don't care what I say.

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Speaker 1: I care. I care, And if I if I didn't care,

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Speaker 1: I would say, good day, ma'am, good day.

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Speaker 19: How do they put on their rouge their lipstick? No,

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Speaker 19: we want to keep things a secret sometimes.

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Speaker 1: But wait, what's the secret?

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Speaker 19: No, we want to keep things a secret sometimes secret.

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Speaker 2: What she means mystery?

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Speaker 1: How do you put the rouge on?

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Speaker 7: Or did we even you know, wear rouge our natural?

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Speaker 2: Do we wear underwear or braziers?

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Speaker 1: Underpants?

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Speaker 19: And but since you already asked, let me ask you this.

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Speaker 19: What do you think when you shave? What do you

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Speaker 19: think about when you shave?

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Speaker 11: No?

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Speaker 1: I don't think much about it when I shave.

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Speaker 19: Is it a clean slate?

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Speaker 1: Clean slate?

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Speaker 19: Up there?

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Speaker 1: Upwear up there on my shoulders?

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Speaker 19: And this is not Becky from bird Bank.

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Speaker 1: Sounds like it talk back town, damn John from the glass.

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Speaker 21: All you need is from that next in your backyard,

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Speaker 21: break some bottles of the stones and they start doing it. Yeah,

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Speaker 21: I'm from the now. I don't want the place of

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Speaker 21: all the wonderful sub life like sick them. But we're

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Speaker 21: gonna have a sonic here.

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Speaker 1: Are you getting sonic up there? Oh that's a great burden.

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Speaker 1: Talk back to.

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Speaker 8: Tim Conway Junior.

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Speaker 3: You are the king.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, is this guy again?

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Speaker 8: That line with good day second?

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Speaker 1: That guy's classic man.

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Speaker 8: Good day second.

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Speaker 6: Oh my gosh, you're brilliant.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for that. I appreciate talk back to.

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Speaker 18: Hey, Timmy. You know I'm watching Johnny Carson all reruns

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Speaker 18: and listening to your show. But your dad is on

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Speaker 18: tonight and he's doing the dwarf golf thing. He's brought

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Speaker 18: into the video of it, and I just wanted to

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Speaker 18: tell you I loved your daddy and I like you

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Speaker 18: a lot.

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Speaker 1: You're a very sweet woman.

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Speaker 18: I'm eighty two years old and I listened to KFI

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Speaker 18: all day long.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's perfect. This is the perfect woman.

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Speaker 8: Love you guys.

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Speaker 18: Bye, Hey Timmy, it's me again. I'm the one that

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Speaker 18: called earlier telling you I'm watching Johnny Carson Front.

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Speaker 1: Like a minute ago eighty six that earlier I called

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Speaker 1: you earlier? How long ago? About eight seconds.

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Speaker 18: Ago, nineteen eighty seven, Saint Patrick's Day and your Dad

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Speaker 18: is on and he was hysterical and talking about his

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Speaker 18: dad coming from Ireland and his mother coming from Romania.

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Speaker 18: And he mentioned that he had no brothers and sisters,

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Speaker 18: so he had a really small family. He said he

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Speaker 18: didn't even have any aunts and uncles.

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Speaker 1: He had one aunt that lived in New York and

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Speaker 1: my grandfather. It was my grandfather's sister. And he drove

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Speaker 1: from Cleveland to go see his sister, Madge, which wasn't

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Speaker 1: even her real name. And he got to New York

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Speaker 1: City after driving for you know, eight hours, drove around,

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Speaker 1: looked for a parking spot, couldn't find anywhere to park

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Speaker 1: in New York for free. He was one of those

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Speaker 1: guys and drove back to Cleveland. That's unreal without stopping.

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Speaker 1: That was your dad, That was my dad, and my

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Speaker 1: grandfather did that was with my dad was in the backseat.

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Speaker 1: He got to see New York for about a half

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Speaker 1: hour and then right back to Cleveland, stopped at Howard

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Speaker 1: Johnson the way home, got a cup of coffee and

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Speaker 1: got home by midnight. Couldn't find parking, so he went

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Speaker 1: back to Cleveland where they had parking. That's classic, all right.

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Speaker 1: George Norri is up next. Happy Saint Patrick's Day from

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Speaker 1: all of us here at KFI. This is KFI. This

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Speaker 1: has been the Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app.

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Speaker 1: There is live Join us on KFI AM six forty

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Speaker 1: weeknight six to ten pm Monday through Friday. Ding wlong

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Speaker 1: with this app