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Speaker 1: What was the biggest concert story over the weekend? Come on,

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Speaker 1: come on, you know what it is. You know what

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Speaker 1: it is. Who took a dump at the Noakan show?

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Speaker 1: Right there on the floor, right there on the floor.

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Speaker 2: Who are we talking about the last time something like

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Speaker 2: that happened? What show was that?

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Speaker 3: Well, recently Olivia Rodriguez spoke about diapers but.

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Speaker 1: Turns turnstyle, But weren't people throwing it?

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Speaker 3: It got like it.

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Speaker 4: Got kicked around.

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Speaker 1: It got kicked around exactly now at the NOA Kan show,

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Speaker 1: it did not get kicked around. It just it just

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Speaker 1: pile two nice Maybe it was more a couple of

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Speaker 1: nice turns just sitting there.

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Speaker 3: I thought it did get kicked by the person.

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Speaker 5: Oh oh like they were trying to hide it. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: oh like I'm gonna kick it under understandably. And that's

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Speaker 5: when the smearing happened. And this is the Philly show,

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Speaker 5: not he was in Toronto, I think last night.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, no, this goes back to Friday night in Philly.

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Speaker 3: I bet there are listeners who were there.

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Speaker 1: I'm actually surprised, knowing Philly and what I've seen, I'm

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Speaker 1: surprised someone didn't eat it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: If somebody made the trip to Philly, Christian, will you

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Speaker 1: do me a favor? Actually, you know what, Yeah, if

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Speaker 1: somebody made the trip to Philly to see Noah Kan Like,

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Speaker 1: how long did it take for that story to get around? Oh?

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Speaker 3: I bet people they pretty immediate?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, no, but I mean to get around well,

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Speaker 1: like if you were no one did go on and say,

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Speaker 1: what did he say? I've pooped my pants as much

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Speaker 1: as the next twenty nine year old. But you guys

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Speaker 1: got to understand there's a venue worker out there with

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Speaker 1: a thousand yard stare after dealing with that. By the way,

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Speaker 1: I would bet it happens at almost every show.

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Speaker 2: A dump on the floor.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, in the lawn or in seats. I think it

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Speaker 3: on the venue, Well, the lawn feels more like nature.

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Speaker 3: It's still coming out your shorts.

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Speaker 1: You don't think, you don't think a person Okay, maybe

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Speaker 1: it doesn't come out the shorts.

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Speaker 2: You mean craps themselves. Yes, at every single show.

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Speaker 1: Every show, somebody, I mean, unless it's like it like

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Speaker 1: really really small show. But I bet sold out show

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Speaker 1: at the nine thirty Club, I guarantee you at least

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Speaker 1: one person in there's crapping their pants.

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Speaker 4: But this was not but this came out of the

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Speaker 4: pants of the pants. It may have been.

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Speaker 3: I thought the descriptions from those right near there said

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Speaker 3: that they thought she was just like really into the

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Speaker 3: music because the faces she was making. And then it

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Speaker 3: was because of those faces that she was actually trying

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Speaker 3: to push out.

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Speaker 1: Oh so it was to try to get like so

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Speaker 1: she was she I mean, nobody crabs their pants and

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Speaker 1: doesn't know they have to go, you know, yeah, have

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Speaker 1: to go.

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Speaker 4: So she was she that high?

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Speaker 1: What no, no, but stomach may have just felt like

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Speaker 1: I have to go, and she's like, I'm not leave spy. Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna miss Noah Kan for this. I'm wearing shorts.

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Speaker 1: It's just gonna come out the back.

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Speaker 3: I mean, it is like a religious experience seeing him live.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so I'm like, I'm gonna fight and go. I'm

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Speaker 1: on the floor. I gotta fight and go all the

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Speaker 1: way to what back?

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Speaker 2: How much I paid?

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Speaker 4: No tickets, I'm not missing the show.

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Speaker 3: And then she sat down. And some of the accounts

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Speaker 3: are varying, and this is obviously a kind of a

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Speaker 3: a summary of all of them.

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Speaker 4: If she sat down, I know something that got stuck.

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Speaker 3: Then it's weird as it's when she stood back up

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Speaker 3: that other concert goers saw. So they said it was

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Speaker 3: two turns come out of her short her leg right,

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Speaker 3: so is it shorts? For was it a was a pant?

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Speaker 4: I thought it was short. I thought it was shorts.

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Speaker 4: How did she sit on them and still get them out?

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Speaker 4: I know like those had to be hard.

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Speaker 6: Well, those faces she was met someone needs maybe, Christian,

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Speaker 6: will you do me a favor?

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Speaker 1: Will you find me somebody that dumped their pants at

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Speaker 1: a show? Don't be proud. I don't care. I don't

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Speaker 1: care if it came out or not.

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Speaker 2: You've never done it as a show.

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Speaker 4: If I have, I don't remember.

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Speaker 2: Okay, you would think you'd remember.

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Speaker 1: I would, and that's why I want to say no.

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Speaker 1: But I've been at shows with other people. Somebody in

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Speaker 1: that show dumped their pants, and again I don't care

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Speaker 1: whether it came out or not.

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Speaker 4: But you know if you dump your pants.

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Speaker 3: But then so then the person apparently tried to kick

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Speaker 3: it away right shoot shoot, and people could already smell

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Speaker 3: like it was but the smearing led to the really

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Speaker 3: bad smells.

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Speaker 4: I hated delessandro I ainate a large HOGI.

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Speaker 3: And then didn't she get knarked out? Oh they've identified her.

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Speaker 3: Oh they went to security of this.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and said she just made a duty on the floor. Well,

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Speaker 1: she didn't make it on the floor. She made it

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Speaker 1: in her pants. It fell on the floor, which I

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Speaker 1: will say.

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Speaker 4: Is a little rude.

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Speaker 2: What do identify her?

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Speaker 1: I'll say this if I were if I were at

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Speaker 1: a show and somebody had an accident and it was

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Speaker 1: on the floor, I'm not narking you out, but.

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Speaker 3: I don't think because she never returned to he receipt,

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Speaker 3: no kidding, embarrassed, was out of shame?

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Speaker 4: Yes, because you can't.

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Speaker 3: You can't do this, Like did they kick her out

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Speaker 3: for having duty in their pants on the floor?

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Speaker 7: No?

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Speaker 3: No, No, with purpose, with purpose? Yeah, remember this wasn't

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Speaker 3: an accident or doesn't seem that way.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Well, Number one, if you're her, you say it

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Speaker 1: was on purpose. These people could say whatever they want,

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Speaker 1: I had an accident. Number two, there's no there's no

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Speaker 1: FAQ that says if you make a dump in your

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Speaker 1: pants you have to leave.

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Speaker 8: Now.

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Speaker 1: Listen, I'm not saying it's it's awesome or comfortable. No,

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Speaker 1: like it's not good, but don't make some do not

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Speaker 1: nark because somebody made made a puppy.

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Speaker 3: Weren't people feeling nauseous from the smell?

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, get over.

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Speaker 6: Sorry, Okay, watch a full show. As much money as

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Speaker 6: you've paid. You've paid for those tickets, and then you've

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Speaker 6: got uh, dirty shorts sitting right next to you.

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Speaker 4: It's not pleasant.

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Speaker 2: But if it stinks, Diane.

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Speaker 4: Of course it stinks, it's Philly feces. It stinks.

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Speaker 1: If you take everyone in this building and say, who's

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Speaker 1: probably got the smelliest stool, it's Josh.

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Speaker 3: That could because he's on medication.

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Speaker 1: No, it's because he's from Philly.

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Speaker 3: So you don't think they should have gotten security.

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Speaker 4: I don't. I would not nark. I would not nark.

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Speaker 3: So everyone, by the way, has paid a lot of

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Speaker 3: money to be at that show, right, they all have

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Speaker 3: to Now just.

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Speaker 4: We're a community. We're a community.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god?

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Speaker 1: Right?

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Speaker 4: What is Mitch Corn?

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Speaker 1: Miss Corn used to say this all the time, probably

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Speaker 1: still does that as goalie camps. He wants everybody tight

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Speaker 1: and in tight together and working together. And his big

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Speaker 1: line was what one goalie farts, we all smell it.

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Speaker 4: That was part of the says it all the time.

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Speaker 1: Come on, goalies get together, and everybody would get together.

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Speaker 1: He's like one goalie farts, all goalie smell it. Same

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Speaker 1: thing with Philly one Philly one, Philly tshes all Philly

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Speaker 1: smells it.

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Speaker 4: I would not nark.

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Speaker 1: Like where was the there's where you went to see Springsteen?

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Speaker 8: There?

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Speaker 3: No, not a Cistans Bank.

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Speaker 4: Where was the Oh? Okay?

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Speaker 1: But if somebody dumped during the Springsteen show, I wouldn't

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Speaker 1: have said anything.

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Speaker 4: I could be, I could be at any show. I

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Speaker 4: would not. I would not say anything unless it's on me.

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Speaker 4: I'm not saying it. And if it's on me, I'm like,

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Speaker 4: you need to move now.

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Speaker 3: You were thrown up on not a show.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, right in the back of my hair, Tom Petty show,

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Speaker 1: big mouthfuls of vomit right on the back of my head.

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Speaker 3: But you didn't say anything, right, No, they did.

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Speaker 4: They were like, I'm so sorry. I was like, it's.

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Speaker 3: Cool, Well what do you want to do?

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Speaker 4: See? I didn't really care about my shirt. I cared

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Speaker 4: about my hair. It's stank. It smelled like Josh's feces.

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Speaker 4: Where am I going? Line two? Hi elliot in the morning?

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Speaker 8: Hello, Yeah, Hi, who's as this is Aaron.

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Speaker 4: You crapped yourself in a show.

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Speaker 7: No, no, I did pee myself.

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Speaker 9: I was in my twenties that Glins the Fani concert,

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Speaker 9: and like definitely had a lot of couple drinks.

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Speaker 2: I didn't want to get up.

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Speaker 4: So you pissed yourself on purpose?

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Speaker 6: I did?

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, dude.

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Speaker 7: I was wearing like a broomstick skirt, so in my

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Speaker 7: mind like this is something that like really like the

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Speaker 7: ramifications were minors.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what a brooms I don't know what

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Speaker 1: a broomstick skirt, like a pencil skirt.

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Speaker 7: Oh, it was like a long, slowy skirt, so like

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Speaker 7: I could basically like.

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Speaker 10: I wasn't wet.

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Speaker 3: Oh I see the rest?

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Speaker 4: Oh I see it? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Oh did does the Does the bottom of that skirt

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Speaker 1: come with a tray to catch your piss?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 8: No do?

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Speaker 4: So you so you urined all over the floor.

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Speaker 7: I did well, And the people in the row in

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Speaker 7: front of me like they definitely like at some point

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Speaker 7: saw the tea stream and.

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Speaker 11: I just like whipped my head back around.

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Speaker 4: How dare you?

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Speaker 2: It's gwinn?

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Speaker 4: All right, very good, thank you? An intentional piss.

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Speaker 2: I did not expect it to be a woman right

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Speaker 2: out the gate.

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Speaker 1: Yes, women are disgusting. I met those turns in Philly belonged.

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Speaker 3: To a woman they did.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, thank you.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I can't call in because I'm at work, but

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Speaker 3: I was in section one thirteen. The lines Friday Night

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Speaker 3: to the women's bathrooms were literally wrapped around like three

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Speaker 3: or four sections.

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Speaker 4: Oh like that woman stoole on my shoe.

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Speaker 3: So while she shouldn't have sked her pants, I kind

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Speaker 3: of get it because I wouldn't have wanted to miss

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Speaker 3: a minute of that show either.

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Speaker 4: What a great credit to the show.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 3: So she says the line for their sections bathroom went

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Speaker 3: to one O nine And I told you she's in

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Speaker 3: Jesus wow.

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Speaker 1: Will all agreed there's no worse feeling than having to

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Speaker 12: Concert because you don't want to have it fead, humiliate,

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Speaker 1: Like, No, because I know the last I know the

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Speaker 4: I made a duty at during a concert, and it

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Speaker 3: Gross. Well that's nothing against imp it's just a club toilet.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and I made a duty in there between the

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Speaker 1: but I felt better. It smelled like Philly in there.

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Speaker 1: But anyway, what I was saying is it's miserable when

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Speaker 4: To make a duty at a venue.

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Speaker 3: I almost said the name.

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Speaker 1: Wait, did I take a dump at the Disturbed show

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Speaker 1: at Jiffy Loop.

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Speaker 4: No, I don't think so.

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Speaker 3: They had employees guarding the men's room so that girls

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Speaker 4: Good. Oh wow, that that annoys me to no end.

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Speaker 3: This listener tried to use a men's bathroom.

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Speaker 4: That annoys me to no end.

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Speaker 2: They had bouncers.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, because they get up on the sink and

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Speaker 1: they piss in the sinks.

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Speaker 3: It doesn't even sound like they needed to do that.

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Speaker 3: It was open, wide open. It's not like there were

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Speaker 1: Right.

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Speaker 3: It is a pretty heavy female audience.

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Speaker 4: No, I understand that. Yeah, it's like Russian reverse the no.

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Speaker 1: No, but like you, if it's if there's a long line,

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Speaker 1: women will just pop right into the men's room and

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Speaker 2: I've gone to the men's room before. I've never hopped

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, they hop right up on there.

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Speaker 3: From Instagram. I was at Wine in the Woods at Merriweather.

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Speaker 4: Did she leave a vine in the wood.

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Speaker 3: When a girl in a summer dress and cowboy?

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Speaker 4: No? No? Did she pull aside and poop?

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Speaker 3: It wasn't well, it was poop, but it was also diarrhea.

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Speaker 3: It was horrible. It was streaming. That's what they're right

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Speaker 12: Ow.

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Speaker 6: Oh god, the girl go home, go home, nod three

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Speaker 3: Now who is they in this sentence? You have to

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Speaker 4: Okay?

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Speaker 3: Is this going to be staff or the the girl

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Speaker 3: they put in the porta potties all around the ground

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Speaker 4: They is the staff?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: You think she went and said I need I need

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Speaker 4: The mint spread? Line five? I want to call Steth

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Speaker 4: in the worst way.

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Speaker 2: Hi, Ellie in the morning, Seth, go back to Wine

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Speaker 2: in the Woods.

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Speaker 4: Hi, who's this?

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Speaker 9: Hello?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: Hi?

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Speaker 4: What can I do for you?

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Speaker 12: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Hi?

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Speaker 9: So I was at a concert with a boyfriend of

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Speaker 9: mine once and he had ibs and he had consumed

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Speaker 7: Too many beards.

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Speaker 9: I guess they just didn't work well with.

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Speaker 3: His stomach.

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Speaker 9: And he couldn't quite make it to the bathroom in time.

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Speaker 9: So we we had to to leave the concert early

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Speaker 9: because it was like all in his pants.

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Speaker 4: It was like all in his boot.

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Speaker 9: It was like in his bob like I like he

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Speaker 9: he had like a rinse off in the car because

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Speaker 9: it was just everywhere.

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Speaker 4: What show were you at?

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Speaker 9: It was like one of those summertime concerts that you

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Speaker 9: it was like a local artist DELI not worth sitting

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Speaker 9: in that. So we left him and.

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Speaker 1: You were dating him, Yeah, we didn't last much longer

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Speaker 1: after that, you bitch.

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Speaker 9: Well that was the other problems with that relationship.

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Speaker 1: Okay, all right, very good, Thank you, ma'am.

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Speaker 4: Thank you.

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Speaker 3: Yes, So Josh down the hall, Josh, So here we go.

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Speaker 3: If they knew cp CBP like I do, they would

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Speaker 3: know there was a nice sized family bathroom behind section

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Speaker 3: two thirty five. Ask me how I know?

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Speaker 4: Okay, how do you know? What did he have to

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Speaker 3: Is this going to be related to his gastro intestinal

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Speaker 3: show going history?

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Speaker 1: Or did he like was he at Citizens Bank and

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Speaker 8: No?

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Speaker 3: Doesn't it sound like he got access to that bathroom

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Speaker 3: for something better than pooping?

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Speaker 2: I don't understand. You mean?

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Speaker 3: Did he look up in that bathroom?

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Speaker 4: Oh? Disgusting?

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Speaker 3: But why would he say that?

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Speaker 4: What was this? What is the sentence I'm missing?

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Speaker 1: If you knew Citizen Bank Ballpark like I do, did

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Speaker 1: he get orled in there?

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Speaker 3: Ask me how I know? Yeah, we're doing that.

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Speaker 4: How do you know? Don't be so vague? Where am

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Speaker 4: I going? Three? Hi Elli in the morning?

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Speaker 3: No, because he takes the dump there during every Phillies game.

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Speaker 1: Oh dear god, Ah, why go at home?

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Speaker 4: I drops take from Delelessandro.

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Speaker 1: So he makes a duty at every Phillies game and concerts.

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Speaker 3: You're right sitting disgusting.

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Speaker 1: Ah, you're a goddamn animal. So he'll send me a

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Speaker 1: picture of him at a Phillies game, and now I

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Speaker 4: Line. One Hi Elliot the morning?

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Speaker 8: Hello, Yeah, Hi, what.

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Speaker 4: Do you sound so angry about?

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Speaker 7: Show?

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Speaker 11: I'm driving?

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Speaker 10: I'm sorry, No, I was at Kegs and Eggs nineteen

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Speaker 10: years ago with an ex boyfriend of mine and he

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Speaker 10: literally just peede right there stating watching the concert. I

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Speaker 10: was so mortified, and I'm like, you couldn't even go

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Speaker 10: to the bathroom. He's like, no, I'm enjoying the show.

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Speaker 10: I was so embarrassed.

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Speaker 2: Do you remember who was playing?

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Speaker 4: Were we at Lulu's?

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Speaker 1: Like?

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Speaker 4: Where were we at that point?

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Speaker 10: It was that you were at Clarington Ballroom.

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Speaker 4: Oh the ballroom? Yes, yes, Oh, I am sorry.

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Speaker 10: And it was carbon Leaf was playing.

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Speaker 4: Oh I'm surprise Barry didn't run.

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Speaker 1: Not Barry, Terry, Terrry run over with that mid spret squeegee.

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Speaker 10: It's actually a better story than that, because I actually

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Speaker 10: to him for seventeen years at that show.

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Speaker 1: At that show get out, were you like walking away

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Speaker 1: from piss boy and ran into him?

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Speaker 12: No?

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Speaker 10: Actually I met a guy.

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Speaker 11: I met these guys in line and they were right

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Speaker 11: him actually had a hat on it that f me.

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Speaker 11: I'm fat, So I started talking to him in line

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Speaker 11: D so I did that.

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Speaker 10: So here we are nineteen years later, me and my husband,

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Speaker 10: who got married two years later. We've been together for

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Speaker 10: nineteen years. Because I got pissed off at the guy

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Speaker 10: I was with, because he's pissed on the floor.

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Speaker 1: That's good, thank you, thank you, ma'am, thank you. It happens,

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Speaker 1: and that's an intentional piss.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, she said she was pretty angry.

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Speaker 1: Imagine if he crapped you know who I feel for

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Speaker 1: the IBS guy at the state there. Yeah, you're dating

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Speaker 1: and you gotta go wash off at the car more

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Speaker 1: to fine.

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Speaker 3: Oh that it doesn't sound like he was called out

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Speaker 3: by any of the artists. No, as you read, no,

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Speaker 3: it did all right, who dumped? Uh, it's not Dallas

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Speaker 3: unders for Josh. It's wahwah hogies of.

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Speaker 4: Course, of course, which smell that much better.

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Speaker 1: You imagine walking into that bathroom as Josh is walking out.

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Speaker 3: And it's a family bathroom, so it's meant to change

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Speaker 3: like a diaper. Oh good, you know what.

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Speaker 6: That's rude, Yeah, because you know when when they're little

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Speaker 6: like that, you get so psyched when you find a

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Speaker 6: family bathroom.

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Speaker 2: Oh good, it's gonna be roomy.

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Speaker 1: No, but here comes here comes Josh with his wah

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Speaker 1: wah HOGI in his pants coming out of the bathroom

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Speaker 1: where and it's got that Philly smell to it.

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Speaker 4: Hold on, can I do line four? Hi y'all in

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Speaker 4: the morning?

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Speaker 12: This?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Hi, real quick? What can I do for you?

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Speaker 8: Okay? So I have a sorry. Yesterday was my birthday

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Speaker 8: and I worked at a venue and I went out

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Speaker 8: to brunch with my girlfriend and we had to switch

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Speaker 8: cars over there, and uhh we have wearing shorts and

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Speaker 8: just boxers full bow. Never have had that feeling as

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Speaker 8: an adult of my entire life. And Duoky'd right in

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Speaker 8: the middle of that venue, in advocate of the bathroom

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Speaker 8: and I called her three times and her phone was dead,

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Speaker 8: so I had to call another coworker to come by

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Speaker 8: and double check. After I rushed out of there, We'll

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Speaker 8: make sure there's not a trail behind. And then she

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Speaker 8: sent me in AI.

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Speaker 4: All right, very good, thank you. Oh that's horrible.