1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:02,680 Speaker 1: This portion of the Joe Show podcast is powered by 2 00:00:02,720 --> 00:00:07,160 Speaker 1: Fair and Farah, Tampa Accident Attorneys FLC. 3 00:00:07,920 --> 00:00:10,880 Speaker 2: They could be your neighbor. It's time to play the 4 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:13,400 Speaker 2: Joe Shows. Find the Florida. 5 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:22,200 Speaker 3: Man says not to play the game. 6 00:00:22,720 --> 00:00:30,920 Speaker 1: Florida Man, Hi, Brittany, good morning, Good morning, Brittany, Brittany. 7 00:00:30,920 --> 00:00:34,920 Speaker 1: I'm gonna read your two news headlines. Okay, okay, you 8 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:37,440 Speaker 1: gotta tell me which one happened in Florida. If you 9 00:00:37,520 --> 00:00:40,839 Speaker 1: can do so four times in a row, you'll win 10 00:00:40,960 --> 00:00:43,440 Speaker 1: kid Cutty tickets. We've got kid Cutty tickets in the 11 00:00:43,520 --> 00:00:45,760 Speaker 1: last round, Joe Show merch. 12 00:00:45,840 --> 00:00:48,320 Speaker 2: In the first three, here we go. 13 00:00:49,840 --> 00:00:53,000 Speaker 1: Twelve year old boy pulled over for driving himself to 14 00:00:53,040 --> 00:00:54,760 Speaker 1: school after missing the boss. 15 00:00:55,240 --> 00:00:56,320 Speaker 2: Did that happen in Florida? 16 00:00:56,520 --> 00:00:59,040 Speaker 1: Or driver busted for going one hundred and twenty nine 17 00:00:59,040 --> 00:01:02,640 Speaker 1: miles an hour to make it back to McDonald's on time. 18 00:01:04,480 --> 00:01:06,319 Speaker 3: I'm gonna go with the McDonald's one. 19 00:01:06,360 --> 00:01:07,640 Speaker 2: You're gonna go with the McDonald's one. 20 00:01:07,680 --> 00:01:13,839 Speaker 1: The McDonald's one is corrac Yay, you have those super speeders, Katie, 21 00:01:13,840 --> 00:01:15,800 Speaker 1: you were shaking your head. Did you see that headline? 22 00:01:16,080 --> 00:01:18,160 Speaker 2: No, but we've had so many stories about super speeders. 23 00:01:18,160 --> 00:01:20,240 Speaker 2: I'm not shocked. I was driving so fast it is 24 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:22,720 Speaker 2: all right. Round to Brittany. 25 00:01:24,600 --> 00:01:31,240 Speaker 1: Naked man steals ambulance with patient inside and leads police 26 00:01:31,280 --> 00:01:33,080 Speaker 1: on an eighteen mile chase. 27 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:34,880 Speaker 2: Did that happen in Florida? 28 00:01:35,040 --> 00:01:40,200 Speaker 1: Or handcuffed woman caught eating cocaine hid it in her well? 29 00:01:40,280 --> 00:01:45,040 Speaker 2: Uh, love box, I'm gonna go with the naked man. 30 00:01:45,280 --> 00:01:47,480 Speaker 2: You're gonna go with the naked man. Naked man is 31 00:01:49,480 --> 00:01:50,920 Speaker 2: not correct. 32 00:01:52,160 --> 00:01:54,200 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Brittany. We gotta move on. You know what 33 00:01:54,240 --> 00:01:56,360 Speaker 1: I always say, I say, win ind out, drug it out. 34 00:01:57,200 --> 00:02:01,840 Speaker 1: Hey Marshall, Hey, hey Marshall. You believe you have what 35 00:02:01,920 --> 00:02:02,440 Speaker 1: it takes to. 36 00:02:02,400 --> 00:02:06,040 Speaker 2: Find the Florida man? I hope I do. I love it. 37 00:02:06,080 --> 00:02:07,560 Speaker 2: I'm gonna read you two news headlines. 38 00:02:07,600 --> 00:02:09,040 Speaker 1: All you gotta do is tell me which one happened 39 00:02:09,040 --> 00:02:10,680 Speaker 1: in Florida's simple should be easy. 40 00:02:11,720 --> 00:02:12,400 Speaker 2: Oh way we go. 41 00:02:14,160 --> 00:02:17,280 Speaker 1: Dentist caught treating patients while intoxicated? 42 00:02:18,040 --> 00:02:19,040 Speaker 2: Did that happen in Florida? 43 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:21,960 Speaker 1: Or man smashed his car with hammer and alleged revenge 44 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:26,800 Speaker 1: plot on X The problem is it wasn't her car. 45 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:29,919 Speaker 4: Let's go with the first one. 46 00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:33,120 Speaker 1: You know what? The first one dentist caught treating patients 47 00:02:33,160 --> 00:02:34,200 Speaker 1: while intoxicated. 48 00:02:36,080 --> 00:02:37,519 Speaker 2: Did Marshall find the Florida man? 49 00:02:37,720 --> 00:02:38,400 Speaker 3: Yeah? 50 00:02:38,760 --> 00:02:48,239 Speaker 1: No, no, come on here, this is interesting. I'm reading 51 00:02:48,440 --> 00:02:51,600 Speaker 1: Am I reading this correctly? Are you a sugar baby Lisa? 52 00:02:51,639 --> 00:02:54,040 Speaker 1: Sugar baby Lisa? 53 00:02:54,160 --> 00:03:00,359 Speaker 2: Yeah you are? Yeah. Have we talked before about that? Yeah, 54 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:01,480 Speaker 2: Joey Ben. 55 00:03:02,320 --> 00:03:04,360 Speaker 3: Remember sugar babies is Sarasota? 56 00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:04,760 Speaker 2: Wasn't it? 57 00:03:06,600 --> 00:03:06,760 Speaker 1: No? 58 00:03:06,840 --> 00:03:09,239 Speaker 3: But she was talking about Sarasota being the best place, 59 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:11,959 Speaker 3: oh for a sugar baby. 60 00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:17,760 Speaker 2: Sugar daddy's for sugar babies. Oh damn. Sometimes, No, you 61 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:18,359 Speaker 2: don't remember. 62 00:03:18,440 --> 00:03:21,399 Speaker 1: I got I got a text rummer boss yesterday about 63 00:03:21,440 --> 00:03:23,280 Speaker 1: something I said I didn't even remember saying. 64 00:03:23,280 --> 00:03:25,680 Speaker 2: I was like, that is funny. I said that. Well, 65 00:03:25,720 --> 00:03:26,960 Speaker 2: I was trying to be sugar baby. So I ain 66 00:03:26,960 --> 00:03:27,560 Speaker 2: gonna forget it. 67 00:03:27,639 --> 00:03:32,480 Speaker 1: I love it all right, sugar baby Lisa. Let the 68 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:35,280 Speaker 1: Joe Show be your sugar daddy. I suppose for this 69 00:03:35,320 --> 00:03:37,920 Speaker 1: we're gonna hook you up with kid Cuddy tickets if 70 00:03:37,920 --> 00:03:40,640 Speaker 1: you can tell us which one happened in Florida. Matter 71 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:42,560 Speaker 1: of fact, since this is the fourth and final round, 72 00:03:42,560 --> 00:03:46,240 Speaker 1: do you mind intensifying the situation? Jed, Thank you, daddy, 73 00:03:46,720 --> 00:03:50,400 Speaker 1: My sugar daddy. All right, two news headlines? Which one 74 00:03:50,440 --> 00:03:53,119 Speaker 1: happened in Florida? Sixty two year old? 75 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:58,800 Speaker 2: Can't dang it? Old one? All right, gotta change it. 76 00:03:58,840 --> 00:03:59,600 Speaker 2: I just said cancers. 77 00:03:59,760 --> 00:04:02,600 Speaker 1: Yeah, I haven't had that mess up in quite some time. 78 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:04,560 Speaker 2: All right, hold on, I got a good thing. I've 79 00:04:04,560 --> 00:04:06,120 Speaker 2: got more headlines. Here we go. 80 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:12,920 Speaker 1: Which one of these happened in Florida? Woman accused of 81 00:04:12,960 --> 00:04:17,560 Speaker 1: stealing ten tons of asphalt while working for Department of Transportation? 82 00:04:18,839 --> 00:04:22,039 Speaker 1: Did that happen in Florida? Or man hit woman with 83 00:04:22,160 --> 00:04:24,160 Speaker 1: a throne? Chick fil a sandwich? 84 00:04:26,080 --> 00:04:27,839 Speaker 2: That sounds like the whitest thing ever. 85 00:04:28,520 --> 00:04:31,680 Speaker 3: I'm gonna go with the Chick fil a sandwich, as. 86 00:04:31,560 --> 00:04:35,120 Speaker 1: We say, it sounds about white. But did that happen 87 00:04:35,160 --> 00:04:37,839 Speaker 1: in Florida? Have you guys ever hit anyone with a sandwich? 88 00:04:39,360 --> 00:04:41,640 Speaker 2: Yeah? Me, neither. I mean, especially a Chick fil a sandwich? 89 00:04:41,640 --> 00:04:44,920 Speaker 2: Those are delicious? Why would anyone do that? They forgot 90 00:04:44,920 --> 00:04:55,120 Speaker 2: the pickles? Hey, sugar baby, Lisa, Yeah, you're a winner. 91 00:04:55,200 --> 00:05:04,640 Speaker 1: You found the Florida man esme, sugar baby Lisa. I mean, 92 00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:07,080 Speaker 1: I can't get over that name. So you said Sarasota 93 00:05:07,080 --> 00:05:11,159 Speaker 1: is the best place for sugar daddy's Yeah, how's it 94 00:05:11,200 --> 00:05:11,920 Speaker 1: going for you? Now? 95 00:05:11,960 --> 00:05:18,960 Speaker 2: You got one? Yes? Now with you having do you 96 00:05:18,960 --> 00:05:22,719 Speaker 2: have multiple? No? No? So just one? 97 00:05:23,120 --> 00:05:25,160 Speaker 1: Are you allowed to have like a boyfriend as well? 98 00:05:25,160 --> 00:05:27,000 Speaker 1: If you've got a sugar daddy? How does that work? 99 00:05:28,480 --> 00:05:31,840 Speaker 2: I don't have a boyfriend, so it's just the guy 100 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:35,000 Speaker 2: and with that guy, do you guys? Uh? You guys 101 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:36,000 Speaker 2: make cookies and stuff? 102 00:05:36,080 --> 00:05:37,920 Speaker 1: Or is it strictly just like a Hey, take me 103 00:05:37,960 --> 00:05:40,360 Speaker 1: out to dinner and I'll watch movie accompany you or 104 00:05:40,480 --> 00:05:41,479 Speaker 1: you know, i'll hold your hand. 105 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:43,720 Speaker 3: It all depends. 106 00:05:44,160 --> 00:05:48,480 Speaker 1: Sometimes it's just the companionship and then sometimes it's the cookies. 107 00:05:48,760 --> 00:05:50,680 Speaker 3: In twenty twenty six, it's the new year. How much 108 00:05:50,680 --> 00:05:52,040 Speaker 3: money have you made so for or last year? How 109 00:05:52,080 --> 00:05:52,720 Speaker 3: much money did you make? 110 00:05:52,800 --> 00:05:53,000 Speaker 2: Yeah? 111 00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:53,600 Speaker 1: Yeah? 112 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:54,800 Speaker 2: What do you put it on your text? 113 00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:55,000 Speaker 4: Oh? 114 00:05:55,120 --> 00:05:56,719 Speaker 1: No, guys, don't do this to me. 115 00:05:57,200 --> 00:05:57,400 Speaker 3: Yeah? 116 00:05:58,040 --> 00:06:00,640 Speaker 2: Money, that's your friend. How much I want to be 117 00:06:00,680 --> 00:06:03,680 Speaker 2: a sugar baby? Is it enough to pay your rent? 118 00:06:05,080 --> 00:06:05,200 Speaker 3: Uh? 119 00:06:05,960 --> 00:06:08,039 Speaker 1: No, I still have a regular job. 120 00:06:08,120 --> 00:06:10,880 Speaker 3: That was just But what about like your car not 121 00:06:11,040 --> 00:06:11,720 Speaker 3: cell phone bill? 122 00:06:11,800 --> 00:06:14,039 Speaker 2: You know that stuff gets paid? 123 00:06:14,279 --> 00:06:14,400 Speaker 1: Oh? 124 00:06:14,560 --> 00:06:15,039 Speaker 2: He pays it. 125 00:06:15,080 --> 00:06:17,720 Speaker 3: Wait, so what's the most expensive present you got from 126 00:06:17,720 --> 00:06:24,920 Speaker 3: your sugar daddy. 127 00:06:22,240 --> 00:06:33,960 Speaker 2: Some diamond earrings that. Yeah, you're a trip. 128 00:06:34,200 --> 00:06:36,120 Speaker 3: When's your next date with him? 129 00:06:37,520 --> 00:06:41,880 Speaker 4: We have an ongoing like Wednesday thing and then and 130 00:06:41,920 --> 00:06:43,200 Speaker 4: then Saturday. 131 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:45,680 Speaker 1: Hey, when do you have to disclose to like a 132 00:06:45,720 --> 00:06:47,880 Speaker 1: guy you're talking to that you have a sugar daddy? 133 00:06:47,880 --> 00:06:50,760 Speaker 2: Do you ever have to do that? No? 134 00:06:51,040 --> 00:06:53,960 Speaker 3: Because I'm not in the dating mindset right now. 135 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:55,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't want to be. 136 00:06:55,080 --> 00:06:56,960 Speaker 3: Would it make you uncomfortable if your fiance had a 137 00:06:56,960 --> 00:06:58,960 Speaker 3: sugar daddy he's paying to bil? Joe? 138 00:06:59,080 --> 00:07:00,160 Speaker 2: Is it what type of question that? 139 00:07:01,760 --> 00:07:02,080 Speaker 4: I mean? 140 00:07:02,120 --> 00:07:03,440 Speaker 2: You do have a wedding coming up? 141 00:07:03,760 --> 00:07:07,680 Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, true, do that kind of debauchery though 142 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:09,680 Speaker 1: we're not selling, they wouldn't be doing it. 143 00:07:11,160 --> 00:07:17,640 Speaker 2: Dad, I don't say that about sugar Baby. Your fiance 144 00:07:17,760 --> 00:07:18,600 Speaker 2: Lisa would be doing that. 145 00:07:18,920 --> 00:07:20,800 Speaker 3: It's the same thing like going to a bar. Guy 146 00:07:20,840 --> 00:07:25,960 Speaker 3: buys your fiance a drink. She's like the drink. 147 00:07:26,120 --> 00:07:26,920 Speaker 2: She's getting it for you. 148 00:07:27,040 --> 00:07:27,360 Speaker 3: Baby. 149 00:07:27,640 --> 00:07:29,760 Speaker 2: Come on, Joe, look at the big picture. 150 00:07:29,920 --> 00:07:41,040 Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, now, okay, sugar baby Lisa, I mean come 151 00:07:41,080 --> 00:07:43,520 Speaker 4: on now, now I'm starting to remember you because you're 152 00:07:43,560 --> 00:07:44,240 Speaker 4: a great caller. 153 00:07:44,360 --> 00:07:47,360 Speaker 1: Yeah, and I love you, and uh, I appreciate the 154 00:07:47,440 --> 00:07:49,640 Speaker 1: honesty with everything. I'm gonna put you on hold so 155 00:07:49,680 --> 00:07:51,600 Speaker 1: we can get you those kid cutting tickets. Okay, yeah, 156 00:07:51,720 --> 00:07:53,000 Speaker 1: you can treat your sugar daddy. 157 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:54,960 Speaker 2: Now hey. 158 00:07:55,360 --> 00:07:58,160 Speaker 1: Coming up next, we will play the talk Back the 159 00:07:58,360 --> 00:08:03,600 Speaker 1: talk Back uh, and potentially give away a trip to Cosmo, Mexico. 160 00:08:03,240 --> 00:08:04,360 Speaker 2: With The Joe Show's cruise. 161 00:08:04,960 --> 00:08:07,440 Speaker 1: This portion of The Joe Show podcast is powered by 162 00:08:07,480 --> 00:08:10,040 Speaker 1: Fair and Farah, Tampa accident attorneys,