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Speaker 3: I think they'll sell? What? Yes? You think that? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah?
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Speaker 5: Liber and Ben liber and Hawk sorry liber and Hawk
Speaker 5: and the over under is what that you guys?
Speaker 3: Bet on?
Speaker 6: I think seventy four. If they get to seventy four lose,
Speaker 6: So there there's they're over that pace, right Yeah? One
Speaker 6: game under five.
Speaker 3: Seventy basically eighty win. Pa. Yeah, I'm in trouble. Yeah
Speaker 3: what was it? One thousand? Oh?
Speaker 7: I think it was thirteen thousand. I think thirteen one
Speaker 7: hundred with you? I think is it one hundred a game?
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Speaker 8: May I go first?
Speaker 2: If you know my of course, thanks to our friends
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Speaker 3: Williams.
Speaker 2: Sawalich will keep you up to date. He might make
Speaker 2: the chase, Ben.
Speaker 3: I know it'd be How cool would that be?
Speaker 8: So I don't know even know how this works. If
Speaker 8: even if he doesn't make the chase, obviously you would
Speaker 8: think that he has got the attention of everybody at NASCAR,
Speaker 8: the big boys for sure. Yeah, you think that he
Speaker 8: gets moved He can get moved up even without making
Speaker 8: the chase. Or do you think he has to make
Speaker 8: the chase.
Speaker 2: I don't think he has to make the chase to
Speaker 2: move up. I don't think he does but I do
Speaker 2: think some things above him would have to happen that
Speaker 2: would be pretty catastrophic. I don't think he makes the
Speaker 2: Cup next year. I don't think so. I think there
Speaker 2: are too many drivers above him. Do you agree with me, Zach.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's in a good spot though, And you talk
Speaker 1: about the big boys. He drives for Joe Gibbs Racing.
Speaker 1: He's already with the big boys. He's already got the
Speaker 1: you know, all that attention. It's just, you know, there's
Speaker 1: only so many spots. So the hope, of course, is
Speaker 1: that he can can find his way into one of
Speaker 1: those spots when they open up. And he's I think
Speaker 1: got track of doing so. So yeah, a couple of things.
Speaker 1: Number one, The Chase, the game show. The Chase one
Speaker 1: of the most.
Speaker 3: Underrated game shows in the last couple of decades. You
Speaker 3: guys watch that.
Speaker 5: He's fantastic. The Chase is awesome. No, the Beast, Ken
Speaker 5: Jennings and others. But still that's one. A number two,
Speaker 5: so I'm a little disappointed, man when when Hawk says, hey,
Speaker 5: reach out to Starkey if you know anybody that has
Speaker 5: hearing problems.
Speaker 3: You didn't do your bit. What there it is?
Speaker 8: Well, it's a serious bit though it's classic.
Speaker 5: I mean, like if but shouldn't you reach out to
Speaker 5: Starkey if you think you're dealing with hearing problems?
Speaker 3: Huh?
Speaker 2: Classic?
Speaker 3: That's the oldest dad joke in the book. What I
Speaker 3: just assume you're not listen, not ripping? It wasn't you're
Speaker 3: a daddy? My dad does that all all dad to do?
Speaker 3: Guess what you are now? Dad? Yeah, I'm not a
Speaker 3: papa though not yet.
Speaker 2: Hey, hey, bam you isn't it an incredible world when
Speaker 2: a guy can Terry's Achilles.
Speaker 3: Terry's Achilles, Terry has.
Speaker 2: Achilles in December and be making it back in time
Speaker 2: to start camp? Can you believe?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Well, Daniel Jones, are you talking about Daniell? Are you
Speaker 8: talking about DJ?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I can't believe it.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I can't believe it. I think it has a
Speaker 8: lot to do with the position. I don't think that
Speaker 8: you'd see a receiver doing that or running back or
Speaker 8: true like skill position player. But I think for that
Speaker 8: position where you just you know, you can kind of
Speaker 8: you can.
Speaker 3: Just you know.
Speaker 8: I mean, obviously you're gonna have to scramble around and
Speaker 8: you get to do some.
Speaker 3: Stuff, but like you.
Speaker 8: You're not going to be stressing that maybe on a
Speaker 8: day to day that you know, a skill position guy would,
Speaker 8: but it is. It is fascinating, man, And I know
Speaker 8: that not all Achilles tears are the same. You can
Speaker 8: tear them and rupture them in multiple ways. So got
Speaker 8: good for him. We were just taught. We saw this
Speaker 8: on the screen. We were just saying, you know, the
Speaker 8: guys in here. I'm like, man, I hope this guy
Speaker 8: bounces back as another great year. I mean, it just
Speaker 8: seems like a likable guy he's going.
Speaker 3: To be And I know that firsthand because him and
Speaker 3: I are actually friends. We actually just recently talked pretty toy.
Speaker 10: What.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was down with the new Amsterdam.
Speaker 5: I was staring at this yellow haired girl and mister
Speaker 5: Jones struck up a converse. All your hands up, he's
Speaker 5: not here anymore. This show's no fun without roses. How
Speaker 5: am I supposed to do my fake bits?
Speaker 3: Yeah? How am I supposed to do all these bits
Speaker 3: about hearing loss? Huh? All right here we go? All right?
Speaker 3: I want this is uh, maybe we got to come
Speaker 3: up with a name of this. I like this.
Speaker 5: When we do a group trivia, I want all of
Speaker 5: you to work together and see if you can do this,
Speaker 5: and see how well we can.
Speaker 2: Call it the gang bang Let's workshop, the sports Swamp
Speaker 2: gang Bang in the Swamp.
Speaker 3: I was reading this article.
Speaker 5: I was reading an article again about how sports trading
Speaker 5: cards are obviously this gigantic industry and it's only getting
Speaker 5: bigger on a yearly basis, like year over year, it's
Speaker 5: just more and more and more and more cards and
Speaker 5: they're going up in value. And this article listed the
Speaker 5: ten most expensive cards of all time. One athlete is
Speaker 5: on the list twice, and one card has two athletes
Speaker 5: on it, So technically there's ten athletes in the top.
Speaker 3: Ten eleven. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5: It makes sense work together and see if you can
Speaker 5: come up with these ten names the most expensive trading
Speaker 5: cards of all time.
Speaker 2: Well, horns Wagner, right.
Speaker 3: So I need I need final answers out of the group.
Speaker 3: Probably what the group can do?
Speaker 8: Hornous is up there?
Speaker 3: Yeah, is hornoess on?
Speaker 2: There is on there?
Speaker 3: Is that a final answer? Yeah? Yeah. Honus Wagner nineteen
Speaker 3: oh nine is third.
Speaker 5: The Honus Wagner card seven point two five million dollars.
Speaker 3: That's one.
Speaker 8: All right, let's stick with baseball.
Speaker 9: I mean it's got to be Babe Ruth.
Speaker 3: Is there a Mickey Mantle card?
Speaker 2: I would say, Babe Ruth's got to be one for sure.
Speaker 3: Right, yeah, stupid baby Final answer.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Babe is the one that's on there twice.
Speaker 3: Nineteen fourteen.
Speaker 5: A Babe Ruth card is worth seven point two million,
Speaker 5: that's fourth overall. He also has number ten, a card
Speaker 5: from nineteen thirty three, worth four point two So you
Speaker 5: guys got the athlete that's on there twice, Baby Ruth.
Speaker 5: So you have Babe Ruth so far in Honus Wagner,
Speaker 5: keep going.
Speaker 10: Is there like a Lebron card, like a Lebron rookie
Speaker 10: ye or something like.
Speaker 8: Well, let's stick with that. Maybe maybe Michael Jordan I
Speaker 8: don't or Wilt Chamberlain.
Speaker 2: You must think there have to be a Michael Jordan.
Speaker 8: I mean, Michael Jordan. Just go with the big hitters
Speaker 8: and just go Michael Jordan.
Speaker 9: See if that's on.
Speaker 3: I think you gotta try Michael Okay.
Speaker 10: Final answer, sauce you hesitating. I don't think Michael jordans okay.
Speaker 10: I don't think his rookie card is on there, but.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but he's probably got like a Jersey card, but
Speaker 2: a piece of his like bub and I mean like
Speaker 2: one of the special cards.
Speaker 8: He's got a curly in there he's got on there.
Speaker 3: You can clone him a piece of.
Speaker 2: What I'm just thinking out loud.
Speaker 3: Sweet, what did you say? You heard it? You don't
Speaker 3: have hearing problems?
Speaker 7: Huh right, Sure we can go Michael Jordan, yeah, final, yeah, sure.
Speaker 5: Jordan is number one at twelve point nine million. But
Speaker 5: that is the one where he shares the card with
Speaker 5: somebody else, which is a huge hint. But still Kobe, Jordan,
Speaker 5: Jordan and Kobe. Yep, there you go, Jordan and Kobe
Speaker 5: twelve point nine million. It's an O seven eight kind
Speaker 5: of special cards worth almost thirteen million, most expensive card
Speaker 5: of all time. So you have Jordan, Kobe, Honus Wagner
Speaker 5: and Babe Ruth.
Speaker 3: Keep going. So far you have not missed play along
Speaker 3: in your cards.
Speaker 8: Thank you for doubting a sauce on the number one card.
Speaker 3: It's not his rookie card. Rookie, but he's still the
Speaker 3: biggest jodam to have some.
Speaker 2: Good point Lebron question Lebron, Yeah, probably Lebron. What about
Speaker 2: what about Gretzky? Though our an cards do people care
Speaker 2: about those? And can I ask another stupid question? Is
Speaker 2: there such things soccer cards?
Speaker 8: I think so, like is Paley on there?
Speaker 3: Or or like.
Speaker 8: Maradona, Maradona, Massy whatever, messy, messy, somebody like that.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 8: Hello, you invite messy to this gang bag?
Speaker 3: I have six athletes left so far? You have or Woods?
Speaker 2: Is there they.
Speaker 8: Do trading cards?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Why don't we go with Lebron?
Speaker 8: Okay, okay, let's just yeah, let's play the hits Lebron final?
Speaker 5: Yeah, sauce, you guessed a Lebron rookie card. H Lebron
Speaker 5: O three oh four is number six at five.
Speaker 3: Point two million. You have yet to miss? Thanks, five
Speaker 3: to go.
Speaker 2: Can I be clear about something real quick?
Speaker 3: This is just sports, right, yes, sir, It.
Speaker 2: Can't be like spawn or something like that.
Speaker 3: Okay, cool, I haven't missed yet. Can you go ten
Speaker 3: for ten? Doubt? You're going ten.
Speaker 2: For what's that kid's name? What is playing now?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 3: Sho Tani? That's a good guess.
Speaker 2: Does he have a card?
Speaker 8: Dash a guyha guy? How about like Hank Aaron that's
Speaker 8: not bad? Or Jackie Robinson.
Speaker 3: Let's try show Hey, I think he is a good one.
Speaker 8: Okay, all right, I.
Speaker 5: Don't show John Bonas you once famously said, show Hey
Speaker 5: is not a good fit for the Minnesota Twins.
Speaker 3: He's also not a good fit for This is the
Speaker 3: first strike validated strike number one? No show the damn it?
Speaker 3: All right? Five to go, two more strikes. You can
Speaker 3: do this. You missed two more times. I'll go with
Speaker 3: the whole.
Speaker 8: Other guys that we I just mentioned, go Hank or Jackie.
Speaker 8: I mean we have Jackie Robinson day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I do, Jackie, but I don't even know I'm
Speaker 2: older to.
Speaker 3: Hank Carey.
Speaker 4: Seems like that was an era of like mass producing
Speaker 4: those cards.
Speaker 3: So I like the Jackie.
Speaker 5: Jackie final many times you think he struck out John
Speaker 5: Bonus Jackie Robinson?
Speaker 3: Did he strike to a lot? Because you guys just
Speaker 3: did strike two?
Speaker 8: What about jack k Is she on there.
Speaker 3: From two to two? Seven? She no longer with us?
Speaker 8: I don't know.
Speaker 5: Oh boy, all right, hang on, I'm gonna do this,
Speaker 5: even though you have two strikes and I wanted to
Speaker 5: do the straight out remaining. You have two baseball players,
Speaker 5: two basketball players, and one football player.
Speaker 3: How about Wemby.
Speaker 8: I don't think it's I think the recent ones aren't
Speaker 8: going to be valued that high.
Speaker 5: Two basketball, two baseball, and one football. And I'll give
Speaker 5: you this hint as well. Four of the five are
Speaker 5: still alive.
Speaker 3: Not Bo Jackson.
Speaker 6: How about I got it, Steve Lombordosi's rookie card got it?
Speaker 3: Number two.
Speaker 11: Six.
Speaker 3: You guys want to stick with baseball, you want to baseball?
Speaker 3: On there to baseball? We can do this.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, Mike Trout take a deep, bro.
Speaker 3: S that's not still think?
Speaker 8: Okay, so Jackie was on there, but I feel like
Speaker 8: Hank Aaron should be on it.
Speaker 2: Is it the steroid guys?
Speaker 3: McGuire and maybe.
Speaker 2: Did they have the matter? What about that one guy
Speaker 2: who played Barry Bonds? What about bear Bonds?
Speaker 3: Those are all tainted?
Speaker 2: Yeah, well you're tainted.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say, Wemby, I'll go out on a limit.
Speaker 3: Say you know, I go with it. I disagree, but
Speaker 3: you can go with it.
Speaker 2: Go with it.
Speaker 3: That's final.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I guess half the room loves it, half the
Speaker 5: room hates it. The whole room should have hated it. Correct,
Speaker 5: all right, So that's that strike three. You guys got
Speaker 5: five sauce. You did name one of them. You got
Speaker 5: number two earlier. You just never went with it. You
Speaker 5: were the only one that said this name. It's a
Speaker 5: baseball player that's no longer with us, Mickey Mantle, the
Speaker 5: nineteen fifty two Mantle is twelve point six million.
Speaker 3: That's the number two card of all time.
Speaker 5: The other four players are still active players, brittany one
Speaker 5: of them. Nope, active, still active. I think active football player.
Speaker 5: If you think is worth the most, well Mahomes. Mahomes
Speaker 5: is number nine, had four point three million from a
Speaker 5: twenty seventeen card. Baseball player that's not Showhey from twenty
Speaker 5: and thirteen.
Speaker 3: I think it was his draft year card.
Speaker 5: Even though he didn't debut it. Nope, didn't debut in thirteen,
Speaker 5: I don't think. But he drafted thirteen years well drafted
Speaker 5: in thirteen, I think in thirteen, huge deal, still huge market.
Speaker 5: Aaron Aaron Judge is number seven at five point two
Speaker 5: million from twenty thirteen. And then you're missing two current
Speaker 5: basketball players. One of them is a top ten player
Speaker 5: of all time. One of them looked like he was
Speaker 5: on pace to be a top tenor of all three.
Speaker 5: Curry is number five five point nine million, and the
Speaker 5: other one four point six million. Scott Skyles number eight,
Speaker 5: Scott Skyles extream team current player, best player on his team,
Speaker 5: Western Conference.
Speaker 3: And Wemby, No, who's the dude out of Denver Jokic?
Speaker 3: Not the joker.
Speaker 5: Hawk and he guesses not Yoda, guess Scott Skyles. I
Speaker 5: guess Ben technically did for him, not Pele. Although most
Speaker 5: people say this guy's name is one word. Even though
Speaker 5: Luca Luca number eight, Luca four point six million dollars,
Speaker 5: that's would not have got so your top ten or
Speaker 5: Jordan and Kobe's number one than Mantle, Honus Wagner, Babe Ruth,
Speaker 5: Steph Curry, Lebron James Aaron, Judge, Luca Mahomes and then
Speaker 5: Babe Ruth again.
Speaker 8: Hawk, would you would you say that we were successful
Speaker 8: or failed with that gang Bang?
Speaker 3: I mean, he's let me answer for my client. He's
Speaker 3: been way worse.
Speaker 2: Gang There was a lot, we put a lot of
Speaker 2: effort into it. Yeah, we tried our best. Does that
Speaker 2: count though we came up short? No?
Speaker 3: That was been the guy on Thursday.
Speaker 5: The Guy on Thursday tells me all the time, even
Speaker 5: the bad ones are not are not failure, They're.
Speaker 2: Not almost said, I'll go last, Okay, I want you
Speaker 2: guys to know that I went ahead and paid thirty dollars.
Speaker 3: No, hawk, you are so much money.
Speaker 2: To make a video ESA's Butterfinger sour Patch.
Speaker 3: Oh hell yeah.
Speaker 2: And I couldn't find a picture that worked just off Tommy,
Speaker 2: so I had to use the one of Tommy, Dove
Speaker 2: and Sauce.
Speaker 3: Oh that's a great picture.
Speaker 2: And I'm just gonna say it. It turns Tommy for
Speaker 2: just a smidge because he disappears quickly in the video,
Speaker 2: turns him do into an African American man.
Speaker 5: Why why does AI change everyone's races mid video?
Speaker 3: I don't understand.
Speaker 2: Its great, great head of hair.
Speaker 8: Oh sweet, I'm in then let's watch it. So this
Speaker 8: is what I don't understand. So you submitted an actual
Speaker 8: picture of the person. Yes, you want them to make.
Speaker 3: It change all the time. Yeah, I don't know all
Speaker 3: the time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's no reason technically offensive.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 8: That tom is in black face?
Speaker 5: Yeah, partially, God, even for Halloween, it doesn't work.
Speaker 2: I thinks you are much more attractive than you really are.
Speaker 5: You know, people always say like, well, you can tell
Speaker 5: it's a because that person has six or seven fingers
Speaker 5: on their hand.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is like, well, Sauce is a full head
Speaker 3: of hair. This is yeah, that's me. This can't be real.
Speaker 3: He's hideous.
Speaker 2: No, you're not Erchie.
Speaker 5: Off the Tuscany. Yeah, no, rose from Steve Moude. So
Speaker 5: Sauce has a full head of hair. Tommy's an African American.
Speaker 5: Dov isn't wearing a Sean Camp throwback? And thirty dollars
Speaker 5: on that?
Speaker 3: I sure did. You don't care?
Speaker 2: What do I care?
Speaker 3: It's like a dollar an hour. That's more than that.
Speaker 2: It probably is more.
Speaker 3: You've spent like one hundred and fifty dollars on.
Speaker 5: AI and you still don't have a good video and
Speaker 5: you still have l oh Man all right headlines in
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Speaker 2: Hell yeah, daddy, Okay, do you guys want to watch
Speaker 2: this video?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, how do I? Oh yeah, I do.
Speaker 2: Canffan dot com slash watch, Hang on, Daddy, caffean dot
Speaker 2: com slash watch, because that's how we're gonna do it.
Speaker 2: Because Sacho's got it all set up. Okay, Reese's Butterfinger
Speaker 2: sour Patch. I loaded in a picture, a very famous
Speaker 2: picture of Sauce with Dob in the middle, Sauce on
Speaker 2: the right as you're looking at the picture, and then
Speaker 2: Tommy on the left. Now, Tommy is obviously much darker
Speaker 2: because of his tan than the two ghosts in the picture.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, but a I decided.
Speaker 5: Oh if that ain't a picture straight off the show
Speaker 5: twenty twenty right like hell three guys vacation, Uh, the
Speaker 5: first to get the new her vices.
Speaker 3: In the middle went missing at.
Speaker 2: The same time because he's the guy in the middle.
Speaker 2: I think Dove becomes the focus of the video.
Speaker 3: But that's too bad.
Speaker 2: Here we go, but a finger sour patch featuring.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 2: All right, just I'm just here you go, right here
Speaker 2: you go?
Speaker 3: Oh now, look at hair.
Speaker 2: Look at Tommy.
Speaker 5: Already Tommy is slightly changing races.
Speaker 2: He's not slightly. He definitely had he got darker in
Speaker 2: the first is the Indian. I'm not sure, but look
Speaker 2: at your hair, Sawce. Look how with real hair?
Speaker 3: Dude? Look at me?
Speaker 2: Look at you.
Speaker 3: I look like a human.
Speaker 2: That African American man is attracted to you.
Speaker 3: And my brother's gonna kiss him.
Speaker 2: Okay in the morning like college game day on the wood.
Speaker 2: It's nice you guys. Take that young man in the.
Speaker 3: Middle of.
Speaker 8: You know, I mean, don't say that picture right there
Speaker 8: is positive. If you told me that was Tommy Olsen
Speaker 8: the left, that that's not not, I.
Speaker 3: Don't believe you is not. I need a full head
Speaker 3: of hair. Look at me. Yeah, so hot? There here
Speaker 3: we go.
Speaker 2: You are hot.
Speaker 3: I'm hot. Look at you.
Speaker 2: Last got said thieves out changing just for a minute?
Speaker 3: Are changing for a minute.
Speaker 2: You guys know what I'm thinking. I'm gonna say it. No,
Speaker 2: watch Dove's face right here, watch him.
Speaker 12: Thieves out changing than Halloween is here?
Speaker 3: Positive? Positive, don't you? Okay?
Speaker 5: This is now the third video we've analyzed in the
Speaker 5: last week, and I know this is a repeat tape,
Speaker 5: but I just can't believe it. Ai thinks that people
Speaker 5: just stare things. The only thing it's capable of being
Speaker 5: a programming is people have an idea and they just
Speaker 5: want to stare off into nowhere, like immediately when you
Speaker 5: see the leaves are changing. Dove went to the window smiling,
Speaker 5: and by the time he looked out the window, all
Speaker 5: he wanted to do was like thoughtfully stare. I is
Speaker 5: convinced that's all people do.
Speaker 2: But look if they even gave him a little little
Speaker 2: hairs on his ear, you.
Speaker 5: Know, I mean that's not dov No, that's one.
Speaker 3: Looking at I mean, I mean this is little goes.
Speaker 11: Sixty minutes reaching out to you sex you.
Speaker 12: Maybe it were a perfect man floating head, but a
Speaker 12: finger sounds What the hell.
Speaker 11: Is that to buy?
Speaker 3: Is that all of us? Who are these people? Who
Speaker 3: these people are? He paid thirty dollars for this, three.
Speaker 2: Different persons of the same person, Zacks.
Speaker 5: I'll tell you the other thing, too, is knowing where
Speaker 5: this video is going. If you're the father of the
Speaker 5: girl in the bat, you have raised her incorrectly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Zach's open. She tags him in.
Speaker 2: I do like the fact that it knows enough to
Speaker 2: put all the Halloween decorations in though. Yeah, I mean
Speaker 2: it's listening. Has turned those three gentlemen into the same
Speaker 2: person three times with different outfits.
Speaker 9: And we got the gene jacket.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's the geen jacket again.
Speaker 3: He I love denhim.
Speaker 2: Oh three ladies, Oh okay, one for each.
Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, that that math doesn't work out. Ratio is wrong.
Speaker 2: Okay, they got candy down. Here we go, the cheers
Speaker 2: and cheers.
Speaker 7: The hangers on, got nothing to worry about it.
Speaker 11: What's he doing.
Speaker 3: Come from? This is the Watson and says, we've seen
Speaker 3: the chat logs. We know why you're here. Why don't
Speaker 3: you have a seat.
Speaker 2: Look at the guy who just appeared, the ghosts thing
Speaker 2: that near his right armpit.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the women just like evaporated vapor.
Speaker 3: We know Tommy's in this video that.
Speaker 2: I'll be getting see when he's in timite a minute.
Speaker 3: My god, look at.
Speaker 2: The poster behind the guy to the to the right.
Speaker 2: When he's putting on. He has no idea how to
Speaker 2: put a shirt and hat on, but.
Speaker 3: No, just sort of melts on his body.
Speaker 2: Tea, we should dress up, I'll be getting see what
Speaker 2: is that gonna started moving? It's a looking guy? Why so.
Speaker 11: We can stay in?
Speaker 3: And why are they.
Speaker 11: Bourbon match?
Speaker 10: Like?
Speaker 2: Okay, now there's your sauce, that's your.
Speaker 1: Why are you looking at that Tommy like that?
Speaker 3: That's supposed to be you.
Speaker 2: It has to be him, the guy on that side,
Speaker 2: like a young Christian bale An American psycho.
Speaker 3: That was if I never discovered fast food as a kid.
Speaker 12: It's so damn sex can lay sex again? Damn love
Speaker 12: you match like resist but a finger sour?
Speaker 2: Are you're drinking?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: One of those classic cocktail parties where you put giants
Speaker 5: in your wine.
Speaker 2: That's soccer.
Speaker 3: That's what does to throw? Stop? Do we is that?
Speaker 2: That's that's I think that's Tommy rid.
Speaker 11: The highest?
Speaker 3: My god, he didn't dress up?
Speaker 11: What the hell he died?
Speaker 3: Did he enjoy the party? It's raining?
Speaker 5: Can look he's got to get up and stare out
Speaker 5: the window and check out what the skyline is doing.
Speaker 12: Now he's got teddy what a teddy bear on his peanuts.
Speaker 3: He's gonna be in the box. Never run before.
Speaker 12: Damn sex. Say, let's stay in and have sex and
Speaker 12: can love you.
Speaker 11: Baby loves looking at but bing a sour Now that's
Speaker 11: supposed to be.
Speaker 8: That's done.
Speaker 3: He's eight perfect what but.
Speaker 2: What ultimate gunstopper?
Speaker 3: He's doing drug? It's gummies for sure, yep. Immediately laughing yep.
Speaker 3: And then they're gonna stare off the porch. Yeah, there's
Speaker 3: a going on.
Speaker 2: What is a two headed monster walking down the street.
Speaker 3: There, No, that's just me.
Speaker 2: And there it is a jack o lander.
Speaker 3: That's not bad. Want to show more times.
Speaker 2: Let's watch the transformation of races. There he goes from
Speaker 2: the original picture.
Speaker 3: He just got super tan at night yea, the media at.
Speaker 11: Night in my college game day on a second right there.
Speaker 3: He got like he got darker that one friend. So
Speaker 3: there you go. That's brilliant.
Speaker 2: Dollars well spent.
Speaker 8: That's way to go, co pilot.
Speaker 3: Think about it, though I could have gone in machine.
Speaker 2: You're right, it's gonna anyway.
Speaker 9: Man.
Speaker 2: Okay, there you got like a dollar an hour?
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, okay, right now, each time, phase of line.
Speaker 12: All around, we get it.
Speaker 3: All right, headlines here we go.
Speaker 5: The my friends at Trivia Mafia who do a podcast
Speaker 5: every week called No Brain's Not Light Bulbs. I was
Speaker 5: listening to it on Saturday and they asked their guests
Speaker 5: about like first celebrity crush, and she said optimist Prime
Speaker 5: and I related to that because I've said multiple times
Speaker 5: I believe my.
Speaker 3: First crush was Daphne from Scooby Doo. Okay, it explained
Speaker 3: a lot, actually, but I tried to think.
Speaker 5: I'm like, if I get rid of Daphne first second,
Speaker 5: I'm trying to think of who my first actual celebrity
Speaker 5: crush was, and I'm gonna stack it because today is
Speaker 5: Elizabeth Berkley's birthday. Yeh Jesse from Saved by the Bell
Speaker 5: is fifty four years old. She was also in Showgirls,
Speaker 5: in which Chris once famously said that her ass was disappointing.
Speaker 3: Well and it ruined the movie.
Speaker 5: Chris, I thought back, I truly think, if you don't
Speaker 5: count Daphne because she's a cartoon, my first actual celebrity
Speaker 5: crush was Tiffany Ambertheism from Save by the Bell.
Speaker 3: Sure, I don't. I can't. I can't think of anybody
Speaker 3: before her.
Speaker 5: When I was like six seven and eight that I
Speaker 5: was like truly crushing on until Kelly Kopowski on Saved
Speaker 5: by the bell Man, Tiffany stole a thousand out of ten.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's still hot.
Speaker 5: I believe Brian Oak would say she's holding up well. Brian, Uh,
Speaker 5: do you guys know your first celebrity crush? Do you
Speaker 5: remember who you crushed on first? Got can't be a classmates,
Speaker 5: got to be a celebrity.
Speaker 3: Mine was probably Tiffany?
Speaker 9: What who Aaron Carter?
Speaker 5: Yeah, we all got rich sauce.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're in the same range, probably Tiffany. How do
Speaker 3: you beat Kelly caskn What a smoke show? Then maybe
Speaker 3: even her as well? Are we going across the board
Speaker 3: Kelly Kowski?
Speaker 8: Here's the I don't know. I don't remember nobody's coming
Speaker 8: to mine when I was that young. Now, Gwen Stefani,
Speaker 8: when I was in.
Speaker 3: Heist in the nineties.
Speaker 8: Sure, in the nineties, she was my jam.
Speaker 5: She was just a girl in the world, just a
Speaker 5: girl walking into spider webs and whatnot.
Speaker 8: No, I know a lot of people say Topanga, Yeah
Speaker 8: not that doesn't I mean, I don't know. I guess
Speaker 8: I would. I guess i'd say her as well.
Speaker 3: Kelly, We're all going Kelly Kapowski.
Speaker 5: Shout out to Tiffany Abertheast and if you want to
Speaker 5: come on the show, if you're available on Fridays at
Speaker 5: eight fifteen.
Speaker 2: Do I get the Saint Paul Saints?
Speaker 5: I bringer in, Man, that's that's a baseball game. I
Speaker 5: would show up to John Bonus. You do you remember
Speaker 5: your I'm much older, right, I'm much older?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you are? I am much older. That's older. I
Speaker 3: got fifteen years older, fifteen years older than you guys.
Speaker 4: Probably I would Okay, Gilligan's Island, Mary Anne.
Speaker 9: Maybe do we have to?
Speaker 3: I mean, Chris's list is long, but I'm asking how
Speaker 3: much time do we have? Do you remember your first
Speaker 3: pinky Tuscadero? I'm going to get Yeah, I really I was.
Speaker 2: I was really into leather Teska. That's a really good
Speaker 2: pull on your part.
Speaker 5: What about like Olivia Newton, John or somebody in that range.
Speaker 5: But honestly, somebody from the Brady Dan Summers.
Speaker 2: Might have been a Now you say that because man,
Speaker 2: what was that show called Company Company?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: That's hot. I was big into Velma.
Speaker 9: Two, The Glasses, Little Money.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Every do you guys remember maud All right, Come.
Speaker 8: On, you're too horny.
Speaker 9: What about Jean Stapleton.
Speaker 8: How about Large March?
Speaker 3: He would yeah, would Hawk? Oh yeah, Hawk was Large Mar.
Speaker 2: All right, she just died, didn't she, Rosie?
Speaker 8: I think that might I think I Large March.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I might have just seen that. She
Speaker 2: just died, like no long ago?
Speaker 9: Are you talking about her? The home alone two gal?
Speaker 3: Yeah, she passed.
Speaker 2: That's right, it was her. Yeah, you're right, you're right, right,
Speaker 2: That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3: How about everybody? When she died?
Speaker 5: Everybody on Twitter was like Hawk never had a shot
Speaker 5: at her, or Hawk like never got her.
Speaker 3: Now it's too late. We know he would have the d.
Speaker 9: Peters Morgan's a good backup for that if you want.
Speaker 8: Oh my god, yeah, it's probably one of those one
Speaker 8: of those hard rock paths at the time that danced
Speaker 8: on top of a transit.
Speaker 2: Oh you know what it might have been for me?
Speaker 2: Might been jone jet.
Speaker 9: Oh there you go.
Speaker 5: But think about this. The rest of us, I think
Speaker 5: almost all well, at least Ben and uh Zach and
Speaker 5: Saus and I. We all picked people that were about
Speaker 5: our age, right, are slightly older than us.
Speaker 3: Chris at like eight years old, was like, I want
Speaker 3: susansw a woman when he was eight.
Speaker 5: The rest of us are like, I'm in middle school,
Speaker 5: but I want a high school girl like Kelly.
Speaker 8: That's so different than me crushed on my third grade teacher.
Speaker 2: Get that right?
Speaker 3: Right? Yeah? Well Fair was calling one nine hundred numbers
Speaker 3: at like six, exactly.
Speaker 10: Right.
Speaker 3: I think mod would date me. I love this story.
Speaker 3: Uh here's the headline.
Speaker 5: An upscale bakery New York City is denying that they
Speaker 5: just buy Costco croissants and mark them up. I'm not
Speaker 5: a bad play because the Costco croissants are awesome.
Speaker 8: There is so many of them.
Speaker 3: They're gigantic, and they do have that like buttery Field.
Speaker 3: They're a ten out of ten. They're awesome.
Speaker 5: If I went to an upscale bakery and got a
Speaker 5: croissant and it tasted like that, I'd be like, yeah,
Speaker 5: these are probably about five bucks apiece.
Speaker 3: You can get like, what is it twelve for five
Speaker 3: bucks at Costco?
Speaker 5: Give or take what a steal free Costco advertising croissants amazing.
Speaker 5: Police in New Jersey are investigating after several children attending
Speaker 5: a YMCA summer camp allegedly consumed mushroom laced edibles.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that is a summer camp.
Speaker 2: Man, do we know it was one of those deals,
Speaker 2: like we're somebody accidentally gave it to them, or are
Speaker 2: they doing on purpose?
Speaker 3: Or we know mushrooms? What edibles? Okay, so they had.
Speaker 8: They had to opportunities and psilocybin.
Speaker 9: That's a hell a trip.
Speaker 5: That's a party right there. It was apparently a camp
Speaker 5: for depressed young gentlemen. So apparently a couple of the
Speaker 5: counselors were like, young.
Speaker 3: Man, there's no need to feel this show so stupid.
Speaker 1: Look picking yourself off the ground. If you're taking those,
Speaker 1: you're tripping so hard.
Speaker 5: You're like, there, there's a cop, there's a construction worker.
Speaker 3: There's a Native American.
Speaker 9: One of those guys died, right, yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 5: Think they are almost all gone now, right, what are
Speaker 5: we down to? Is the construction worker still with us?
Speaker 9: How many village people are left?
Speaker 3: You've googled that. Uh, this is a little bit similar.
Speaker 5: A Netflix executive claims he was fired from his.
Speaker 3: One point one million dollars a.
Speaker 5: Year job after revealing that he had taken medically prescribed ketamine.
Speaker 5: Here's where the twist comes in, and here's why it's
Speaker 5: in the news. So he claims, I'm taking ketamine, medically
Speaker 5: prescribed ketamine. I'm making one point one million a year
Speaker 5: and I got fired.
Speaker 3: He claims it happened.
Speaker 5: During a trust exercise at a Netflix work retreat.
Speaker 3: I mean, so what happened?
Speaker 5: Yeah, that taking the ketamine happened during a trust exercise
Speaker 5: at a work retreat.
Speaker 3: What like, take this trust me? No saying? And then
Speaker 3: they fired him.
Speaker 9: I don't understand.
Speaker 3: No, I don't understand either. But he's claiming that that's
Speaker 3: what happened. But if he has the prescription, who I.
Speaker 5: Don't know if it was his prescription. It was just
Speaker 5: medically prescribed ketamine. Not sure if it was his prescription
Speaker 5: or not. And that's the fun of this game is
Speaker 5: these are just headlines. I have no idea. We just
Speaker 5: get to guess. Uh Uganda is forcing everyone to spend
Speaker 5: the last Saturday every month cleaning. It's meant to improve sanitation,
Speaker 5: prevent disease outbreaks, and promote environmental cleanliness. And they believe
Speaker 5: that the government can force its citizens to do it.
Speaker 5: So government required cleaning the last Saturday of every month.
Speaker 3: Again.
Speaker 5: Nowadays, what if it's crazy effective and other countries start
Speaker 5: getting ideas like what if it works unbelievably well, the
Speaker 5: place is just spotless, disease goes down, everybody's happier.
Speaker 3: Just JO don't know, all right.
Speaker 5: I love questions like this because it shows I think
Speaker 5: people's personalities. There is a hypothetical that's going somewhat viral.
Speaker 5: Here's your two choices. I want you to think what
Speaker 5: you believe most Americans would choose, and then I want
Speaker 5: you to say what you would choose. But here's your
Speaker 5: two options. Either instantly receiving fifty thousand dollars guarantee, all
Speaker 5: you have to do is say yes, you get fifty k.
Speaker 5: Or option two is you flip a coin with a
Speaker 5: fifty to fifty chance of winning a million.
Speaker 3: You're flipping a coin.
Speaker 5: A million, you get a million, or of course, if
Speaker 5: you lose the flip, you get zero. So it's a
Speaker 5: fifty to fifty shout at a million or a guarantee
Speaker 5: fifty K.
Speaker 3: So before you say what you would do, let's go
Speaker 3: around the room.
Speaker 5: What do you believe most Americans say they would do?
Speaker 3: Take the fifty k or flip the coin. I think
Speaker 3: they flipped the car. I think they flipped the coin.
Speaker 2: I think most Americans will take the fifty k.
Speaker 9: I think they flipped the coin.
Speaker 3: I gotta say, flip the coin, Chris is the only
Speaker 3: one that is correct.
Speaker 5: Sixty five percent of Americans say they would take the
Speaker 5: guaranteed fifty thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: Now, more importantly, what would we do? Flip? I'd flip
Speaker 3: the coin. What would you do? And this is tax free?
Speaker 3: Sure in this hypothetical, shure man, I think go ahead.
Speaker 3: I think you flipped the coin because it's a free
Speaker 3: roll for a million bucks? Right?
Speaker 5: No, I know, like you, but your explanation was the hypothetical.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, good point.
Speaker 5: So I mean you also get zero if you lose
Speaker 5: the coin flip, I think the coin?
Speaker 3: Why? I don't know, because you'd want a million bucks?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: That's fun to throw this around, Ben Wish, What are
Speaker 3: you doing the coin? Me too? Bonus of course, Chris zach.
Speaker 9: To gamble.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I think the right answer is the the the expected
Speaker 5: value the EV is a half a million, right, it's
Speaker 5: it's ten times.
Speaker 3: It's it's exactly, it's ten times the value to do it? So, sure,
Speaker 3: you can.
Speaker 5: Guarantee yourself fifty k, but that coin flip is worth
Speaker 5: a half a million dollars on average, So I'm taking
Speaker 5: the ten x or I'm going for the for the
Speaker 5: half milon value.
Speaker 8: For those that took the fifty are they forced to
Speaker 8: watch the coin flip.
Speaker 5: To have man, that'd be greasy.
Speaker 1: Oh, mister beast to it, that'd be a great pea.
Speaker 5: According to the h the poll, twenty five percent would
Speaker 5: flip the coin, sixty five percent would take the fifty k,
Speaker 5: and basically everybody else isn't sure which way they would
Speaker 5: lean because they don't have a strong take either way.
Speaker 3: I mean, have a.
Speaker 8: Take on a hypothetical survey.
Speaker 3: Yep, oh no, I'm just decipher this will shock no one.
Speaker 3: This will shock no one.
Speaker 5: Men thirty two percent would say they would flip the coin,
Speaker 5: eighteen percent women.
Speaker 3: So men are way more likely to gamble.
Speaker 5: And also the region with the most gamblers is the
Speaker 5: West Coast. Midwesterners were the most likely to take the
Speaker 5: quick fifty k, so.
Speaker 3: We are not the gamblers that we like to think.
Speaker 5: On the Power to Morning show here in the Midwest,
Speaker 5: the West Coast is where they say, let's just go
Speaker 5: for it.
Speaker 3: That's the California mentality. I'm definitely flipping.
Speaker 4: That I would like to see the percentage breakdown by
Speaker 4: people in debt versus.
Speaker 3: That's why you take the fifty k right, feel like?
Speaker 4: I feel like the gender difference also could be explained
Speaker 4: by that too, but.
Speaker 3: If they factored into it's a free roll at a million?
Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean sorry, I don't have every sophisticated, God
Speaker 7: dang answer you're looking at.
Speaker 3: What did you want me to say? Don't worry, the
Speaker 3: bosses are listening. I don't care. Man. I like I
Speaker 3: like hypotheticals, but I also.
Speaker 5: Like throwing latest fitness or nutrition facts at you because
Speaker 5: I love I love how how skeptical you are. This
Speaker 5: is fun. I want to I can't wait till you
Speaker 5: respond to this one. A new study found that men
Speaker 5: who hadn't who hadn't eaten for at least ten hours what.
Speaker 3: Men who had not eaten for.
Speaker 5: At least ten hours were able to complete more leg
Speaker 5: extension reps when they smelled chocolate between.
Speaker 2: Sets you were going to say.
Speaker 5: The study included twenty three men who tested three different
Speaker 5: sets dark chocolate, milk, chocolate, and water, who sniff and water.
Speaker 5: The biggest boost came from the guys that were sniffing
Speaker 5: dark chocolate, with guys completing about eighteen more reps than
Speaker 5: they did when they were smelling plain water. Milk chocolate helped,
Speaker 5: but not as much as dark chocolate, So sniffing dark
Speaker 5: chocolate on an empty stomach you can do more reps
Speaker 5: than if you sniff milk, chocolate or water.
Speaker 8: I have no idea who authorized to study.
Speaker 4: Why the controls around this?
Speaker 3: Why behind this? I don't know.
Speaker 5: Researchers think that the strong bitter scent may act as
Speaker 5: a signal that a filling food is on the way
Speaker 5: that your brain is responding to incoming. Sense of food
Speaker 5: helps the brain create a sense of fullness before any
Speaker 5: food is actually consumed.
Speaker 8: And it can only be consumed after you do your
Speaker 8: leg presses. I don't get it.
Speaker 3: Isn't that fun? What a ridiculous waste of money.
Speaker 5: Just stop doing studies and just take the guaranteed fifty
Speaker 5: k right, this is fun.
Speaker 3: Here's your random fact for the day.
Speaker 5: Pablo Picasso was briefly suspected of being involved in the
Speaker 5: nineteen eleven theft of the Mona Lisa, but was soon
Speaker 5: released due to lack of evidence, despite possessing statues previously
Speaker 5: stolen from the Louver in nineteen oh seven. Wow, So
Speaker 5: he had stolen art statues I guess from the Louver
Speaker 5: somehow in his possession and was suspected of sealing the
Speaker 5: Mona Lisa, but they couldn't prove it, so they let
Speaker 5: him go. I didn't know that this dude was a
Speaker 5: genius and a thief. I freaking love it.
Speaker 3: That's my guy.
Speaker 4: Was there a time in history that museums were mostly
Speaker 4: just unguarded places where you saw sound valuable stuff.
Speaker 3: Yeah, now like that last year when I was there
Speaker 3: was like no one there. Yeah, just a.
Speaker 8: Social lift to go up to the second floors about movies.
Speaker 6: Uh, I'm not trying to get hawk going. Your microphone
Speaker 6: is buzzy whatever.
Speaker 3: Yeah, why doesn't matter. Get let me let me is it?
Speaker 8: Is it more of a feather in the cap when
Speaker 8: you finally pull off your heist, which I hopefully I
Speaker 8: am a part of thank you that we get away
Speaker 8: scott free, or they feel like they're suspecting us but
Speaker 8: have no evidence, Like, would you kind of enjoy the
Speaker 8: fact that there's a little bit of a chase of
Speaker 8: the Hey, we think you guys did it, and we
Speaker 8: know pretty we know for sure you did it. We
Speaker 8: just don't know how you did it, and we can't
Speaker 8: connect you to the crime.
Speaker 3: I think I'd get.
Speaker 5: A yeah, because our lifestyle is going to be extravagant
Speaker 5: because we're gonna have a lot of money.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and they're not gonna know where that.
Speaker 5: Money came from and we're never going to tell them, right,
Speaker 5: And Dov's going to be in jail.
Speaker 7: Oh, we gotta have a fall guy.
Speaker 5: And Tommy's going to throw the party of the century
Speaker 5: because we have essentially an endless budget.
Speaker 3: It's going to be unelievable. Only in international waters, for sure.
Speaker 6: I mean maybe on the iHeart Yeah, yeah, I mean
Speaker 6: can that's probably available.
Speaker 3: Hawk definitely wants to go to Can last, but not least.
Speaker 5: I can't believe this is twenty years ago, But it
Speaker 5: was twenty years ago today that mel Gibson was arrested
Speaker 5: for DUI and that's when he verbally assaulted the officer
Speaker 5: and then launched into a tirade against the Jews. Remember
Speaker 5: I think he was wasn't he essentially I mean mostly
Speaker 5: universally loved until that moment. Yes, And then everything that
Speaker 5: people had heard behind the scenes was finally public and
Speaker 5: were like Jesus, what is Mel's problem?
Speaker 3: Yeah, right, it hasn't been the same since twenty years.
Speaker 10: Just