WEBVTT - Shoes Off!

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<v Speaker 1>All right, it is the mojo in the morning show, Lydia.

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<v Speaker 1>I know she's very busy, but you know what, she

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<v Speaker 1>has a roof over her head because of me. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>call my wife up, Chelsea and I have a problem here.

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<v Speaker 1>We got another problem. My wife is crazed when it

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<v Speaker 1>comes to She'll see something on TikTok or Instagram, and

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<v Speaker 1>when she sees it, she gets so caught up with

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<v Speaker 1>it and then makes me have to like do some

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<v Speaker 1>changes in my lifestyle, all because of something that some

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<v Speaker 1>viral things she ran into or somebody sent her. Chelsea

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<v Speaker 1>now has a new thing that has become a problem

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<v Speaker 1>for me. Out of nowhere. Our house is suddenly a

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<v Speaker 1>take your shoes off at the doorhouse.

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<v Speaker 2>It wasn't before. I never took my shoes off at

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<v Speaker 2>the door.

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<v Speaker 1>I would wear my shoes and walk, you know, all

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<v Speaker 1>the way to my closet and I would take them

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<v Speaker 1>off in my bedroom. An what you guy? First, off,

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<v Speaker 1>mind your own business, it's my house.

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<v Speaker 3>In fact, I'm worried about you, and more poorly, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>worried about Chelsea.

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<v Speaker 1>She has made it now where my lifestyle has to

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<v Speaker 1>change so much. I can't flush the toilet with the

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<v Speaker 1>lid open. I've got to keep the lid closed all

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<v Speaker 1>the time. Now, I got to keep my shoes at

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<v Speaker 1>the door, which means I'm not going to wear those

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<v Speaker 1>same shoes the next day. I've got to, like, I

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<v Speaker 1>got eight thousand shoes that are just sitting around there.

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<v Speaker 1>And she's like making me kind of have to do

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<v Speaker 1>like a munch exercise. What's our reasoning? So Chelsea read

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<v Speaker 1>this Instagram post. Oh, she's on the phone with us

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<v Speaker 1>right now, so this is good. I'm gonna get her

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone here with us. She read this Instagram

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<v Speaker 1>post that she sent to me, and it says one

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<v Speaker 1>shoe step spreads millions of germs such as poop bacteria

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<v Speaker 1>onto living space floor. Chelsea, Yeah, do you have your

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<v Speaker 1>shoes off?

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<v Speaker 4>Of course I do.

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<v Speaker 1>That's bs because I know you put your shoes on

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<v Speaker 1>and then you walk out the door.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't put your shoes on at the door.

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<v Speaker 4>They're right by the door, and then I walk out

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<v Speaker 4>of the house. So I used to tell people, don't

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<v Speaker 4>take your shoes off. Don't because I felt that was

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<v Speaker 4>so rude. I was raised in Arizona. We never took

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<v Speaker 4>our shoes off. That concept was so bizarre to me

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<v Speaker 4>when I moved here that I would always respect everyone's

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<v Speaker 4>rules here and take my shoes off. Guess what new rule?

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<v Speaker 4>Shoes off hotel or stand outside.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, listen, I have to tell you that my lifestyle

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<v Speaker 1>has gotten worse as I've gotten older. These are supposed

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<v Speaker 1>to be the times of my life where I'm in

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<v Speaker 1>the I don't give an f period of my life.

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<v Speaker 4>There is a way to make it better.

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<v Speaker 2>What is it?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm just not going to say.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh is that a I think that was a divorce threat? There?

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<v Speaker 2>You know what he's you know what you should get him?

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<v Speaker 3>Chelsea there you might have you might have seen this

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<v Speaker 3>on TikTok as well, but they have these devices where

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<v Speaker 3>it's almost like a shoe booty and you can put

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<v Speaker 3>your foot literally with your shoe on inside of the

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<v Speaker 3>booty and it'll fit around the soles of your foot.

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<v Speaker 2>So, Mojo, if you wanted to, as soon.

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<v Speaker 3>As you come in the house, put one of those

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<v Speaker 3>little foot condoms on. You can walk to your room

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<v Speaker 3>or wherever else you want to.

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<v Speaker 2>Go, like the thing that the Comcast. Yeah, yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 2>like automatic. I have those. Okay, Yeah, I don't let

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<v Speaker 2>anyone with their shoes in my house.

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<v Speaker 5>I offered them shoe covers, though, I say, you don't

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<v Speaker 5>have to take your shoes off, but I do have

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<v Speaker 5>shoecovers for you because you are not walking around in

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<v Speaker 5>my house.

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<v Speaker 4>Goes on, yeah, no, or you can take your shoes

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<v Speaker 4>off your tongue.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't get this whole thing, the shoes off at

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<v Speaker 1>the door. I hated going all the time to like

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<v Speaker 1>friends houses like the lashes, where the lashes like make

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<v Speaker 1>you take off your shoes and then make not invited.

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<v Speaker 2>Well that is true, by the way.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think I've ever been invited over to anthis

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<v Speaker 1>right right.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, when you think about it, bro, it is dirty,

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<v Speaker 3>like especially we're walking. We walking in Eastern Market where

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<v Speaker 3>they slaughter and stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>I know for a fact, I spit on the street.

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<v Speaker 2>You walk your dogs the street, you.

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<v Speaker 1>Walk in the poop. I don't like the idea that

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<v Speaker 1>you guys are making her look right.

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<v Speaker 2>I think this is wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>I want you to do me a favor, and I

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<v Speaker 1>know this is going to sound really creepy, but can

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<v Speaker 1>you take a picture of your feet for me right now?

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<v Speaker 2>I want to see what you got on your feet.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, I just I'm getting ready.

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<v Speaker 6>I just got out of the showers.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh great, make a picture for me all. You got

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<v Speaker 2>to get some house shoes, Mojo. I love you, Chelsea.

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<v Speaker 2>I will talk to you about.

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<v Speaker 4>Most disgusting shoes that he calls house shoes. So, yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>what are they? What are those ones that you wear

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<v Speaker 4>that look like elf shoes?

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<v Speaker 2>They're Ola La kais or something like.

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<v Speaker 4>That, like no, no, no, no, they're like a slipper, like.

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<v Speaker 1>A sock like, oh no, no, those are Bonabos Banabos

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<v Speaker 1>grippy socks.

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<v Speaker 2>No they do. They look like elf shoes.

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<v Speaker 1>Look at those things on Bonnabos's I think it is no,

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<v Speaker 1>not Bonabos.

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<v Speaker 2>What's the sock company called?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it uh Bombas Bombas the Bombas uh sticky socks

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<v Speaker 1>or something like that.

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<v Speaker 2>I think they're called.

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<v Speaker 4>That's funniest looking thing.

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<v Speaker 1>But in the house for her, yeah, they are the

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<v Speaker 1>They are honestly the greatest things ever. If you're looking

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<v Speaker 1>for him, they're called men's gripper slipper, the gripper slipper.

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<v Speaker 1>You got to try those things.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm going to work some time. You don't look for him.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually, you're naked coming out of the shower. Put on

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<v Speaker 1>my gripper slippers. That would be a dream come true

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<v Speaker 1>from no and.

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<v Speaker 4>I just pint your pictures on my feet.

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<v Speaker 1>So hold on a second, know, hold on, guys, I

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<v Speaker 1>gotta go. Oh look at this, Harry, want to see

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<v Speaker 1>a picture. There's my wife's feet. Guys, there there they

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<v Speaker 1>are right there.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know if she said there with the intention

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<v Speaker 3>that we were going to see she's got great looking feet.

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<v Speaker 5>Turn the brightness down a little bit so we can

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<v Speaker 5>see the picture better.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, turn the brightness down.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, hold on, all the guys that want to see

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<v Speaker 1>my wife's my wife's feet.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like you need a moment modere. Look at

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<v Speaker 2>those feet.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, Chelsea, you got some nice dogs. They don't even

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<v Speaker 5>look like that or anything, I know, the Jersey subs,

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<v Speaker 5>but you're look cute.

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<v Speaker 2>She does.

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<v Speaker 5>Have you got some cute little slider feet. We should

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<v Speaker 5>put's foot next to Chelsea's.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh lord, wait a second, it'll be like that movie

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<v Speaker 3>with Danny DeVito and Arnold Swarzenigger.

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<v Speaker 2>Just said that she's got is Mike sub feet? Is

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<v Speaker 2>that what you said?

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<v Speaker 7>No?

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<v Speaker 5>I do, but I think Chelsea is like cute little

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<v Speaker 5>sick like sandwich feet, like.

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<v Speaker 2>Something.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my gosh.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, hold on a second real quick. Ellen, are

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<v Speaker 1>you there, Ellen? What's going on? It's Mojo in the morning. Ella, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>what's up?

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<v Speaker 2>Ellen?

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<v Speaker 7>I just want to say I agree with Chelsea. You

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<v Speaker 7>are walking on so much stock. You got spits like

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<v Speaker 7>people still, stuffs, not rockets, you name it. You're walking

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<v Speaker 7>on so much stuff all day long.

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<v Speaker 2>Where are you walking where?

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<v Speaker 1>You got snot rockets and all the rest of that

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<v Speaker 1>stuff everywhere. Oh my gosh, hold on, Barb, what's up, Barb.

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<v Speaker 1>It's Mojo in the morning.

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<v Speaker 7>Mojo.

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<v Speaker 6>There is eggs from the cockroaches in your building on

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<v Speaker 6>the bottom of your m You need to take your

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<v Speaker 6>shoes off at the door.

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<v Speaker 2>The cocker roaches.

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<v Speaker 6>The cocker roaches are on the bottom of your feet. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, the cocker roaches were climbing on the walls in

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<v Speaker 1>Lydia and Bianca Studio.

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<v Speaker 2>They weren't on the they weren't.

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<v Speaker 6>On the They're in the building there in the building.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Remember during COVID when I freaked out for a couple

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<v Speaker 4>of weeks, then I like would make you come in

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<v Speaker 4>and take your clothes off in the garage before you.

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<v Speaker 2>It was insane.

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<v Speaker 4>It was zero problem, zero problems.

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<v Speaker 1>We lied to our government lied to us during COVID

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<v Speaker 1>Naro problem.

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<v Speaker 2>They said that they said that we had to wash

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<v Speaker 2>our groceries. You know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 1>Like that was come on? We all thought that we

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<v Speaker 1>were we were crazy at that time. What's going on, Susan?

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<v Speaker 1>What's up?

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<v Speaker 2>Hey?

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<v Speaker 6>Good morning? Hearing you all and what could come in

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<v Speaker 6>my house? I'd love to change my rule. However, my

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<v Speaker 6>husband has an amputated leg, so if he he refused,

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<v Speaker 6>he won't take a shoes off at the door because

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<v Speaker 6>he can't walk then as well, So there is no choice.

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<v Speaker 6>So I don't ask anybody to take off their shoes.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Jacko, what are you gonna do? Chelsea? Make him

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<v Speaker 2>take his nub off at the door if he comes in.

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<v Speaker 4>He can't have an acception. There's an exception to your rule?

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<v Speaker 6>Or thank you? Because what you all are talking about

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<v Speaker 6>sounds super gross and I hate what I'm thinking about now,

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<v Speaker 6>but it's his I don't think I could get him

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<v Speaker 6>to change or put a shoe cover on in his home.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, question for you? It is Suzanne, right, I called

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<v Speaker 1>you Susan, but it's Suzanne.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, it's okay, no worry.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you ever massage his nub?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh?

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<v Speaker 6>My god, no, But I have to tell you my

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<v Speaker 6>girlfriend doesn't understand why I don't. She's totally into it.

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<v Speaker 6>I totally am not.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it would be so hot if I was,

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<v Speaker 1>if I had an amputated leg, I would want you

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<v Speaker 1>to massage my nube.

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<v Speaker 2>A thank you, I've heard it.

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<v Speaker 7>You're welcome by guys.

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<v Speaker 2>Take care of yourself. Bye.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on a second, Asia wants to take it one

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<v Speaker 1>step further. Asia, what's up? You want to take it

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<v Speaker 1>one step further?

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, I say no shoes in the house, and it's

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<v Speaker 6>a hard no on outside. Clothes on your couch and

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<v Speaker 6>you'll be it any your there feet or your bear

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<v Speaker 6>behind nobody.

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<v Speaker 2>That's that's facts, that's facts. You can't you can't.

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<v Speaker 3>You cannot come from outside in these environments with your

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<v Speaker 3>clothes on and then go lay in your bed with

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<v Speaker 3>those same clothes.

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<v Speaker 2>You change that bro in these.

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<v Speaker 1>Environments, Yes, outside battling the elements.

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<v Speaker 2>Get out of here when the last come on.

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<v Speaker 3>You know our studio is not the cleanness when the

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<v Speaker 3>last time they clean these chairs come on?

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<v Speaker 2>Now, be honest, do.

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<v Speaker 1>You know how much laundry I would have to do

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<v Speaker 1>if I got to keep on changing my clothes like

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<v Speaker 1>you don't.

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<v Speaker 2>Do your laundry anyway, I do all right. Well, thank

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