Speaker 1: All right, it is the mojo in the morning show, Lydia.
Speaker 1: I know she's very busy, but you know what, she
Speaker 1: has a roof over her head because of me. Okay,
Speaker 1: call my wife up, Chelsea and I have a problem here.
Speaker 1: We got another problem. My wife is crazed when it
Speaker 1: comes to She'll see something on TikTok or Instagram, and
Speaker 1: when she sees it, she gets so caught up with
Speaker 1: it and then makes me have to like do some
Speaker 1: changes in my lifestyle, all because of something that some
Speaker 1: viral things she ran into or somebody sent her. Chelsea
Speaker 1: now has a new thing that has become a problem
Speaker 1: for me. Out of nowhere. Our house is suddenly a
Speaker 1: take your shoes off at the doorhouse.
Speaker 2: It wasn't before. I never took my shoes off at
Speaker 2: the door.
Speaker 1: I would wear my shoes and walk, you know, all
Speaker 1: the way to my closet and I would take them
Speaker 1: off in my bedroom. An what you guy? First, off,
Speaker 1: mind your own business, it's my house.
Speaker 3: In fact, I'm worried about you, and more poorly, I'm
Speaker 3: worried about Chelsea.
Speaker 1: She has made it now where my lifestyle has to
Speaker 1: change so much. I can't flush the toilet with the
Speaker 1: lid open. I've got to keep the lid closed all
Speaker 1: the time. Now, I got to keep my shoes at
Speaker 1: the door, which means I'm not going to wear those
Speaker 1: same shoes the next day. I've got to, like, I
Speaker 1: got eight thousand shoes that are just sitting around there.
Speaker 1: And she's like making me kind of have to do
Speaker 1: like a munch exercise. What's our reasoning? So Chelsea read
Speaker 1: this Instagram post. Oh, she's on the phone with us
Speaker 1: right now, so this is good. I'm gonna get her
Speaker 1: on the phone here with us. She read this Instagram
Speaker 1: post that she sent to me, and it says one
Speaker 1: shoe step spreads millions of germs such as poop bacteria
Speaker 1: onto living space floor. Chelsea, Yeah, do you have your
Speaker 1: shoes off?
Speaker 4: Of course I do.
Speaker 1: That's bs because I know you put your shoes on
Speaker 1: and then you walk out the door.
Speaker 2: You don't put your shoes on at the door.
Speaker 4: They're right by the door, and then I walk out
Speaker 4: of the house. So I used to tell people, don't
Speaker 4: take your shoes off. Don't because I felt that was
Speaker 4: so rude. I was raised in Arizona. We never took
Speaker 4: our shoes off. That concept was so bizarre to me
Speaker 4: when I moved here that I would always respect everyone's
Speaker 4: rules here and take my shoes off. Guess what new rule?
Speaker 4: Shoes off hotel or stand outside.
Speaker 1: Yeah, listen, I have to tell you that my lifestyle
Speaker 1: has gotten worse as I've gotten older. These are supposed
Speaker 1: to be the times of my life where I'm in
Speaker 1: the I don't give an f period of my life.
Speaker 4: There is a way to make it better.
Speaker 2: What is it?
Speaker 4: I'm just not going to say.
Speaker 2: Oh is that a I think that was a divorce threat? There?
Speaker 2: You know what he's you know what you should get him?
Speaker 3: Chelsea there you might have you might have seen this
Speaker 3: on TikTok as well, but they have these devices where
Speaker 3: it's almost like a shoe booty and you can put
Speaker 3: your foot literally with your shoe on inside of the
Speaker 3: booty and it'll fit around the soles of your foot.
Speaker 2: So, Mojo, if you wanted to, as soon.
Speaker 3: As you come in the house, put one of those
Speaker 3: little foot condoms on. You can walk to your room
Speaker 3: or wherever else you want to.
Speaker 2: Go, like the thing that the Comcast. Yeah, yeah, it's
Speaker 2: like automatic. I have those. Okay, Yeah, I don't let
Speaker 2: anyone with their shoes in my house.
Speaker 5: I offered them shoe covers, though, I say, you don't
Speaker 5: have to take your shoes off, but I do have
Speaker 5: shoecovers for you because you are not walking around in
Speaker 5: my house.
Speaker 4: Goes on, yeah, no, or you can take your shoes
Speaker 4: off your tongue.
Speaker 1: I don't get this whole thing, the shoes off at
Speaker 1: the door. I hated going all the time to like
Speaker 1: friends houses like the lashes, where the lashes like make
Speaker 1: you take off your shoes and then make not invited.
Speaker 2: Well that is true, by the way.
Speaker 1: I don't think I've ever been invited over to anthis
Speaker 1: right right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, when you think about it, bro, it is dirty,
Speaker 3: like especially we're walking. We walking in Eastern Market where
Speaker 3: they slaughter and stuff.
Speaker 2: I know for a fact, I spit on the street.
Speaker 2: You walk your dogs the street, you.
Speaker 1: Walk in the poop. I don't like the idea that
Speaker 1: you guys are making her look right.
Speaker 2: I think this is wrong.
Speaker 1: I want you to do me a favor, and I
Speaker 1: know this is going to sound really creepy, but can
Speaker 1: you take a picture of your feet for me right now?
Speaker 2: I want to see what you got on your feet.
Speaker 4: Hey, I just I'm getting ready.
Speaker 6: I just got out of the showers.
Speaker 2: Oh great, make a picture for me all. You got
Speaker 2: to get some house shoes, Mojo. I love you, Chelsea.
Speaker 2: I will talk to you about.
Speaker 4: Most disgusting shoes that he calls house shoes. So, yeah,
Speaker 4: what are they? What are those ones that you wear
Speaker 4: that look like elf shoes?
Speaker 2: They're Ola La kais or something like.
Speaker 4: That, like no, no, no, no, they're like a slipper, like.
Speaker 1: A sock like, oh no, no, those are Bonabos Banabos
Speaker 1: grippy socks.
Speaker 2: No they do. They look like elf shoes.
Speaker 1: Look at those things on Bonnabos's I think it is no,
Speaker 1: not Bonabos.
Speaker 2: What's the sock company called?
Speaker 1: Is it uh Bombas Bombas the Bombas uh sticky socks
Speaker 1: or something like that.
Speaker 2: I think they're called.
Speaker 4: That's funniest looking thing.
Speaker 1: But in the house for her, yeah, they are the
Speaker 1: They are honestly the greatest things ever. If you're looking
Speaker 1: for him, they're called men's gripper slipper, the gripper slipper.
Speaker 1: You got to try those things.
Speaker 4: I'm going to work some time. You don't look for him.
Speaker 1: Actually, you're naked coming out of the shower. Put on
Speaker 1: my gripper slippers. That would be a dream come true
Speaker 1: from no and.
Speaker 4: I just pint your pictures on my feet.
Speaker 1: So hold on a second, know, hold on, guys, I
Speaker 1: gotta go. Oh look at this, Harry, want to see
Speaker 1: a picture. There's my wife's feet. Guys, there there they
Speaker 1: are right there.
Speaker 3: I don't know if she said there with the intention
Speaker 3: that we were going to see she's got great looking feet.
Speaker 5: Turn the brightness down a little bit so we can
Speaker 5: see the picture better.
Speaker 2: Oh, turn the brightness down.
Speaker 1: Okay, hold on, all the guys that want to see
Speaker 1: my wife's my wife's feet.
Speaker 2: I feel like you need a moment modere. Look at
Speaker 2: those feet.
Speaker 5: Oh, Chelsea, you got some nice dogs. They don't even
Speaker 5: look like that or anything, I know, the Jersey subs,
Speaker 5: but you're look cute.
Speaker 2: She does.
Speaker 5: Have you got some cute little slider feet. We should
Speaker 5: put's foot next to Chelsea's.
Speaker 3: Oh lord, wait a second, it'll be like that movie
Speaker 3: with Danny DeVito and Arnold Swarzenigger.
Speaker 2: Just said that she's got is Mike sub feet? Is
Speaker 2: that what you said?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 5: I do, but I think Chelsea is like cute little
Speaker 5: sick like sandwich feet, like.
Speaker 2: Something.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1: All right, hold on a second real quick. Ellen, are
Speaker 1: you there, Ellen? What's going on? It's Mojo in the morning. Ella, Hey,
Speaker 1: what's up?
Speaker 2: Ellen?
Speaker 7: I just want to say I agree with Chelsea. You
Speaker 7: are walking on so much stock. You got spits like
Speaker 7: people still, stuffs, not rockets, you name it. You're walking
Speaker 7: on so much stuff all day long.
Speaker 2: Where are you walking where?
Speaker 1: You got snot rockets and all the rest of that
Speaker 1: stuff everywhere. Oh my gosh, hold on, Barb, what's up, Barb.
Speaker 1: It's Mojo in the morning.
Speaker 7: Mojo.
Speaker 6: There is eggs from the cockroaches in your building on
Speaker 6: the bottom of your m You need to take your
Speaker 6: shoes off at the door.
Speaker 2: The cocker roaches.
Speaker 6: The cocker roaches are on the bottom of your feet. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Now, the cocker roaches were climbing on the walls in
Speaker 1: Lydia and Bianca Studio.
Speaker 2: They weren't on the they weren't.
Speaker 6: On the They're in the building there in the building.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Remember during COVID when I freaked out for a couple
Speaker 4: of weeks, then I like would make you come in
Speaker 4: and take your clothes off in the garage before you.
Speaker 2: It was insane.
Speaker 4: It was zero problem, zero problems.
Speaker 1: We lied to our government lied to us during COVID
Speaker 1: Naro problem.
Speaker 2: They said that they said that we had to wash
Speaker 2: our groceries. You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like that was come on? We all thought that we
Speaker 1: were we were crazy at that time. What's going on, Susan?
Speaker 1: What's up?
Speaker 2: Hey?
Speaker 6: Good morning? Hearing you all and what could come in
Speaker 6: my house? I'd love to change my rule. However, my
Speaker 6: husband has an amputated leg, so if he he refused,
Speaker 6: he won't take a shoes off at the door because
Speaker 6: he can't walk then as well, So there is no choice.
Speaker 6: So I don't ask anybody to take off their shoes.
Speaker 2: Okay, Jacko, what are you gonna do? Chelsea? Make him
Speaker 2: take his nub off at the door if he comes in.
Speaker 4: He can't have an acception. There's an exception to your rule?
Speaker 6: Or thank you? Because what you all are talking about
Speaker 6: sounds super gross and I hate what I'm thinking about now,
Speaker 6: but it's his I don't think I could get him
Speaker 6: to change or put a shoe cover on in his home.
Speaker 1: Hey, question for you? It is Suzanne, right, I called
Speaker 1: you Susan, but it's Suzanne.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's okay, no worry.
Speaker 2: Do you ever massage his nub?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 6: My god, no, But I have to tell you my
Speaker 6: girlfriend doesn't understand why I don't. She's totally into it.
Speaker 6: I totally am not.
Speaker 1: I think it would be so hot if I was,
Speaker 1: if I had an amputated leg, I would want you
Speaker 1: to massage my nube.
Speaker 2: A thank you, I've heard it.
Speaker 7: You're welcome by guys.
Speaker 2: Take care of yourself. Bye.
Speaker 1: Hold on a second, Asia wants to take it one
Speaker 1: step further. Asia, what's up? You want to take it
Speaker 1: one step further?
Speaker 6: Yes, I say no shoes in the house, and it's
Speaker 6: a hard no on outside. Clothes on your couch and
Speaker 6: you'll be it any your there feet or your bear
Speaker 6: behind nobody.
Speaker 2: That's that's facts, that's facts. You can't you can't.
Speaker 3: You cannot come from outside in these environments with your
Speaker 3: clothes on and then go lay in your bed with
Speaker 3: those same clothes.
Speaker 2: You change that bro in these.
Speaker 1: Environments, Yes, outside battling the elements.
Speaker 2: Get out of here when the last come on.
Speaker 3: You know our studio is not the cleanness when the
Speaker 3: last time they clean these chairs come on?
Speaker 2: Now, be honest, do.
Speaker 1: You know how much laundry I would have to do
Speaker 1: if I got to keep on changing my clothes like
Speaker 1: you don't.
Speaker 2: Do your laundry anyway, I do all right. Well, thank
Speaker 2: you Asia, than you a Smorrow.