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Speaker 1: It's camp I am six forty and you're listening to

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Speaker 1: the Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app. It

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Speaker 1: is time for tip tap time or talkback time, whichever

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Speaker 1: way you know, whatever on you prefer, either one works

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Speaker 1: for us, talkback time or tip tap time. Here we go,

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Speaker 1: tip talkback time.

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Speaker 2: Tim, you tell that couch chooch, the kid with a

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Speaker 2: bionic arm.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Tim, you tell that couch ooch. How about that

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Speaker 1: for your new nickname, Steph fooh oh man cooch never ends,

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Speaker 1: It really doesn't. That's classic. It's Steph foosh.

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Speaker 2: Tim, you tell that couch chooch, the kid with a

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Speaker 2: bionic arm. Make him put the sequence in order on

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Speaker 2: the online segment.

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Speaker 1: He did, I do. Yeah, they're in order. Now. I

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Speaker 1: put him in order. I double check before I leave,

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Speaker 1: and then I check and she'll tell me too. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: think about it.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to hear timmy time on the second segment.

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Speaker 1: All right, just well, no, timmy time is that? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I don't think you throwing him off. Yes, let's take this,

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Speaker 3: you guys, let's help him out.

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Speaker 1: Okay, to workshop this.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it is the second segment. It's our two that

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Speaker 3: you will hear that.

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Speaker 1: That's right. The show doesn't begin with Timmy Time, maybe

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Speaker 1: because he's used to the three hours before.

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Speaker 3: Well, and can I again pull the curtain back on

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Speaker 3: the show, like the first hour should be more newsy, right,

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Speaker 3: and so the seven hour starts the more fun show,

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Speaker 3: And so we use Timmy Time to kind of be

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Speaker 3: the transition transition point that we're gonna be a little

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Speaker 3: more loose seven instead of as noosy and serious as

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Speaker 3: we are in the six o'clock.

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Speaker 4: Right.

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Speaker 1: The reason why we're laughing is because we had a

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Speaker 1: meeting with Brian Long, the program director and belly out diagram.

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Speaker 1: This whole thing sh had like on a chalkboard, because

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Speaker 1: there's the six pm to seven pm. That's it was

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Speaker 1: a marker board. Yeah, okay, yeah, race board. That's that's newsy.

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Speaker 1: And then we start to have fun at seven and

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Speaker 1: then we played at Timmy Time theme sewing them off

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Speaker 1: to the races, and it was everybody was laughing in

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Speaker 1: the in the meeting, the way she was, you know,

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Speaker 1: with her ex'es and o's, it was great.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to hear Timmy Time on the second segment.

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Speaker 1: That's when it starts, all.

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Speaker 5: Right, just like all the other OCD people out here,

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Speaker 5: I need to hear it on the first Now fix

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Speaker 5: it and if you can't, I'll come down there and

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Speaker 5: fix it.

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Speaker 2: And you don't want that.

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Speaker 4: You got it?

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Speaker 2: Fix it?

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Speaker 1: I know that, you know nowadays you don't know whether

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Speaker 1: that's a threadmore like, oh, that guy gotta be outside.

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Speaker 1: We go downstairs right yelling at us timmy Time on

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Speaker 1: the first hour, like, oh god, yeah, it's the second

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Speaker 1: hour that has that all.

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Speaker 5: Right, Just like all the other OCD people out here,

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Speaker 5: I need to hear it on the first I'll fix it,

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Speaker 5: and if you can't, I'll come down there and fix it.

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Speaker 4: And you don't want that.

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Speaker 6: You got it?

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Speaker 4: Fix it?

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Speaker 1: Got it? Got it? But fix it.

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Speaker 3: No, But now he needs to call us back and

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Speaker 3: let us know that he understands that it is fixed

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Speaker 3: and that's when it plays right.

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Speaker 1: Or or we can put timmy Time on every segment

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Speaker 1: and just get him to stay in Orange County wherever

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Speaker 1: the hell is every single like every other, every segment

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Speaker 1: beginning and the end, and in the middle, we'll just

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Speaker 1: overload him.

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Speaker 7: Backtime Conway Riverside Raceway. Goud Haam and my friend we're

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Speaker 7: both like sixteen. Wait what Conway, Riverside Raceway god.

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Speaker 1: Haam in my friend Riverside Raceway, gut.

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Speaker 7: Raceway, goud haam and my family we're both like sixteen.

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Speaker 1: Oh I see him friends yam ah. Okay, both got

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Speaker 1: hammered at sixteen. Okay, I'm a hip to the quip.

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Speaker 7: It was bad, man, but the race was great. Riverside

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Speaker 7: Raceway was crazy just to chain link fence. Back in

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Speaker 7: the sixties and early seventies, that's all they had. Dan

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Speaker 7: Gurney and the likes those guys man. Riverside Raceway Now

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Speaker 7: it's some Marino Valley mall.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that was when you could enjoy themselves. I think

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Speaker 1: they also had the Figure eight demolition Derby out there.

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Speaker 1: Do your dad ever go to that bellio?

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Speaker 3: My dad used to drive in the no way.

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Speaker 1: Why would you have never told us that before? And

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Speaker 1: I've known you for twelve years? Why would I You

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Speaker 1: don't think that's interesting? Fourteen? And why would I bring

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Speaker 1: that You don't think that's interesting? Your dad drove in

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Speaker 1: a demolition derby?

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Speaker 3: Interesting now because this lovely man brought up the Riverside

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Speaker 3: just offer up like bell.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's one of my favorite memories as a child,

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Speaker 1: going to demolition derby in Cleveland, Ohio. I didn't know that.

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Speaker 1: And Detroit, I know that. I don't know.

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Speaker 3: Haven't you told us?

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Speaker 1: I don't know, no, but those are the greatest. I

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Speaker 1: mean to watch those lunatics drive around and smash into

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Speaker 1: each other and some of them. Remember when they introduced

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Speaker 1: motor homes. Oh yeah, yeah, those were the absolute best.

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Speaker 1: Everything was flying. The kitchen sank, the bathroom, the toilet,

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Speaker 3: Do you remember when Phonsie was in uh yes, demolition

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was the best, those demolition derbies, those figure

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Speaker 1: eights they had and you know who won? You remember

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Speaker 1: who won? The guy whose car was running at the end,

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Speaker 1: whoever's car was still moving at the end, he was

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Speaker 1: the winner and he won, and he won like one

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Speaker 1: hundred dollars. It wasn't enough to even you know, get

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Speaker 1: new tires for his car. You wont like one hundred dollars. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's got to be hard on your body, it's got

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Speaker 1: to be. And everyone wore a helmet which was good.

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Speaker 1: But the early days, those guys were not wearing helmets

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Speaker 1: like they like the very early early ones. But and

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Speaker 1: it again next week.

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Speaker 1: They wouldn't buy a new car. And it was awesome

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Speaker 1: to watch. And these kids. I don't think demolition derby

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Speaker 1: still exists or does it. Maybe it does, but it

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Speaker 1: really is fun to watch. It really is a great entertainment.

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Speaker 1: Talkback time.

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Speaker 4: Hey, Tim, Huge party foul last night? Brother? How are

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Speaker 4: you going to be huge one huge party foul last night? Brother?

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Speaker 1: I don't know what that is, party foul, huge party foul.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what the foul is.

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Speaker 4: Okay, huge party foul last night. Brother.

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Speaker 8: How are you going to bail on tip tap time

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Speaker 8: for a car chase? A car chase? Okay?

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Speaker 1: I love this bellio For people that were complaining about

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Speaker 1: tip tap time, now we're getting complaints that we're doing

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Speaker 1: high speed chases.

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Speaker 9: Talk.

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Speaker 1: That's great, that's pretty funny. That is classic. I love

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Speaker 1: this guy. This guy gets it. I'm with this guy.

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Speaker 1: I was a full one to eighty. Yes, I'm with

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Speaker 1: this guy. Maybe in the in the in the future,

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Speaker 1: we're not going to do car chases until they get

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Speaker 1: to the point where a shooting the guy at the end.

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Speaker 8: Only thing worse, in my opinion, would be underpaining probably

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Speaker 8: the most valuable producer ever to be on radio.

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Speaker 4: But who would do a thing like that?

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Speaker 6: Man?

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Speaker 8: That's right, think about it.

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Speaker 1: I guess that guy is beautiful talk.

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Speaker 10: I've been thinking about that lady that really sailed into

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Speaker 10: you last night that said, how ding dong dare you

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Speaker 10: about the fireman? What you had said? I think that

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Speaker 10: lady had somebody in her family, a member die as

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Speaker 10: a firefighter. I think that's why she was so offended

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Speaker 10: with your comments. And I really hope that you'll reconsider

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Speaker 10: an unbent her from the show and because she really

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Speaker 10: needs the Conway humor in her life. Think about it,

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Speaker 10: ding Dong.

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Speaker 1: Think about it. Yeah, a lady called us up last night.

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Speaker 1: I think I have the audio here. Let's see if

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Speaker 1: this is it?

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Speaker 11: Who?

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Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, this is the lady from last night. Okay,

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Speaker 1: before I play this, if you're familiar with the show

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Speaker 1: and you've been listening to it for years, you'll know

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Speaker 1: a couple of things. And I don't even have to

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Speaker 1: And the reason why I don't even talk about him

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Speaker 1: even have to say it. There is nobody in talk

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Speaker 1: radio in Los Angeles and perhaps in the history of

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Speaker 1: Daryl Gates when he had his show, and I think

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Speaker 1: I have been more supportive even when there was the

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Speaker 1: defund the cops routine going on, where they're going to

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Speaker 1: after you know, the riots. I said that was a

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Speaker 1: on email and text too, you know, saying that was

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Speaker 1: a racist, a hole supporting these cops. I didn't care.

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Speaker 1: I could care less. I have. I am constantly being

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Speaker 1: asked to host an MC. I've dinners and fundraisers and

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Speaker 1: golf tournaments and awards shows for LAPD, LA Fired Apartment,

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Speaker 1: LA County Fire depart in La County Sheriff's Department, and

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Speaker 1: I am very very proud of that, very proud of that.

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Speaker 1: So this woman called up and said that I was

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Speaker 1: making fun of firefighters. She obviously has not listened to

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Speaker 1: the show very long. She's new, and she got it wrong,

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Speaker 1: and she is uh. And this is what bothers me.

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Speaker 1: Like when you moved to a new neighborhood. When let's

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Speaker 1: say you move to a new city. You know you

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Speaker 1: moved to Irvine, like what ten years ago? Eight years ago? Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: when you moved to Irvine, you didn't immediately tell people

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Speaker 1: in Irvine around you know, where your new house is,

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Speaker 1: how to behave, and what they should do and what

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Speaker 1: they shouldn't do. You have to take five to ten

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Speaker 1: comment on the neighborhood, yes, because that's not you know,

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Speaker 1: some people have been living there for ten, twenty, thirty,

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Speaker 1: forty years, and when you come in as a new

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Speaker 1: person in the neighborhood, you have to just observe maybe

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Speaker 1: for ten years, and then maybe after ten years you

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Speaker 1: can go, hey, you know what would improve this street

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Speaker 1: if we did this this or this, and but at

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Speaker 1: least ten years. When you move into a new neighborhood,

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Speaker 1: absolutely you cannot move in immediately and start telling people

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Speaker 1: you know how to be here. You understand, that's exactly right,

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Speaker 1: right like when you were like, let's say you're driving

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Speaker 1: you're in Arizona and you jump on the ten free

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Speaker 16: Leonard Skinner is still a live guy, ding Don. Another

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Speaker 16: embarrassing story. I used to love speeding necks. I still do,

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Speaker 13: Yeah, you're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from

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Speaker 1: Let's get back to these talk bats. We had a

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Speaker 1: We fix that.

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Speaker 21: Talk back Hello, Conway Show. This is microm Corona. Do

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Speaker 22: What is George Costanza and La Police Department have in common.

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Speaker 18: Three two no idea rinkage, Hey Young, talkback, Tom Well

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Speaker 23: When it rains, it rains, insane pennies from heaven. When

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Speaker 24: De Time's up, Tim. Casinos also hate it when you

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Speaker 1: Wow, niceaid, nice night, twenty grand talk tag time, Timmy.

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Speaker 25: That's not true about the doctor's office. My uncle was

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Speaker 1: I think I know what you mean.

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Speaker 12: Tim Conway, this is two nights in a row. I

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Speaker 1: Appose with a lady that said I was rude to

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Speaker 12: And you would apologize to firefighters who risked their lives

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Speaker 12: So I didn't hear you apologize.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, it's not going to happen, lady. I don't

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Speaker 26: table by himself. You didn't see earlier. I was actually

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Speaker 26: on a date with a girl. But guess what, I

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Speaker 26: ran out of things to say, so she got up

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Speaker 26: and left. I forgot my damn conversation cards.

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Speaker 1: That's great. Someone who listens to that, right, somebody who

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Speaker 1: gets it.

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Speaker 3: Makes a funny informed Yeah.

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Speaker 1: This other woman, you know, has to jump in immediately

446
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Speaker 1: on everything my mom did that. My mom would, you know,

447
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Speaker 1: move to a new neighborhood and tell the neighbors how

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Speaker 1: to start living. It's not the way to go through life.

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Speaker 1: Talk time, Timmy.

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Speaker 4: This is Courtney.

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Speaker 1: Courtney. That's a great name. We toyed with that name

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Speaker 1: for the name of my daughter. That was one of

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Speaker 1: the top three names we're going to use.

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Speaker 4: I love that name, Courtney.

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Speaker 1: The only the only problem was that we that she

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Speaker 1: would have had a niece named Courtney as well. She

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Speaker 1: would have had a cousin named Courtney.

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Speaker 15: Courtney.

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Speaker 11: When are you going to bring back the best audio

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Speaker 11: that there has ever been?

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Speaker 1: And what's the best audio ever?

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Speaker 11: Open them up? Open up.

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Speaker 1: That's great, Open up, open up, Open up, Open up,

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Speaker 1: open up, open up, open up? Push Bush, can you

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Speaker 1: find that stuffers? What's that?

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Speaker 10: That?

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Speaker 1: That that that sound? I don't know where that is?

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Speaker 6: What it is?

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Speaker 9: All?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I'll add that to my I love that

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Speaker 1: we just played this whole thing.

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Speaker 5: Open up, open up, open up, open up, open up?

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Speaker 1: And I go, hey, Steph, do you have that? He's like,

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Speaker 1: but fair enough, fair enough, that's a classic. That's great, buddy,

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Speaker 1: that's why you're here. You know you're you're a comic

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Speaker 1: genius and you don't know it. Talkback a to me

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Speaker 1: like a comic genius would say exactly that. You know, Hey,

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Speaker 1: do you have that audio? Which one? Yeah, it's like, hey,

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Speaker 1: open up, hey, open up? You have this audio?

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Speaker 4: Push push?

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Speaker 1: Do you have that push which one? Which one?

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Speaker 18: A tom her wet log is opening up for lockness

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Speaker 18: at this weekend those smartphones allowed.

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Speaker 1: That's great. Cockback.

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Speaker 9: Then, I just got through the traffic jam on the

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Speaker 9: tin Clost of Banning on twenty second Street. There's a

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Speaker 9: truck that was playing a large trailer that had jack

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Speaker 9: knife and that's what's causing the traffic jam blocking the

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Speaker 9: left night.

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Speaker 1: I think that call was meant for Angela.

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Speaker 22: I just wanted to say thank you for your advice

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Speaker 22: that you gave. Actually there's a couple, but the one

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Speaker 22: that all that comes to mind is you're talking about

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Speaker 22: buying a vacuum, and always buy the best damn vacuum

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Speaker 22: you can get because that way you'll enjoy using it.

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Speaker 4: And there was some other cool ones I can't.

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Speaker 22: Remember at this moment that it shifted my life. But

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Speaker 22: also thanks for sending me one of them Seacrane radios.

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Speaker 17: I use it all the time.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's great, Okay, that guy on one of the

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Speaker 1: Seacraane radios. Yeah, it's the not not the house vacuum.

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Speaker 1: I could care less about the house vacuum, but the

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Speaker 1: vacuum that almost guys use exclusively is the shop back.

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Speaker 1: It's the wet driveack, and you've got to get the

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Speaker 1: most powerful one you can. You're gonna spend an extra

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Speaker 1: hundred bucks and you're not gonna like that. I totally

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Speaker 1: understand that, but man, when you get that powerful vacuum,

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Speaker 1: you can't wait to use it. That thing will suck

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Speaker 1: a bowling ball through that tube and it really is

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Speaker 1: makes clean up much easier as well. So always try

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Speaker 1: to get the highest horse power. I think you can

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Speaker 1: get seven or eight, maybe nine, and like a really

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Speaker 1: high end winding at twelve or thirteen, but those are

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Speaker 1: way too expensive. Anything over six and a half is fantastic. Pucking.

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Speaker 25: Hey, Tim, can you do the old drop of your

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Speaker 25: daughter asking you for money?

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Speaker 1: Hey? Can I have some money?

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Speaker 18: Thank you? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, cat some monkey? Yeah, look for that way you belly?

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Speaker 1: Oh thank you?

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Speaker 27: Hey Tim and the crew, it's Tina down and OC.

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Speaker 9: Those collins Karen or Keen or whoever the f they

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Speaker 9: were is classic.

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Speaker 1: It is oh yeah, the women fighting and going after

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Speaker 1: each other. That bellier should get a raise, and then

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Speaker 1: the other one, you know, f her beachwear, and then

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Speaker 1: the lady from HR. Those were great. Those were three

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Speaker 1: plastic talkbacks. She's right, it's Tina from Orange County Perfection.

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Speaker 4: Thanks for always making my nice. I love you guys.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Tin is the best man. I like that. Tina.

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Speaker 1: All right, let's get back into it and we will

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Speaker 1: take a break here and then come back with more

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Speaker 1: talkback times or Tim tap time.

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Speaker 13: You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI

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Speaker 13: AM six forty.

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Speaker 1: George Norri coming up at ten o'clock George, what's on

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Speaker 1: that big program?

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Speaker 26: Timmy and LA journalist is going to talk about the

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Speaker 26: music scene for the first couple of hours.

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Speaker 1: We'll have some fun with that and then Urban Legends

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Speaker 1: on Coast to Coach Oh, I will be there, sir,

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Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you. All right, George, Ory and Coast

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Speaker 1: cost coming up at ten bells. Let's get right back

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Speaker 1: into it. Lots of talkbacks and let's try to get

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Speaker 1: him all in before we got to get out of

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Speaker 1: here for George, Nori tip.

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Speaker 28: Talkback, Hey, ding dong with you. You keep talking about

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Speaker 28: the Coachella Music Festival this weekend.

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Speaker 1: That's right.

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Speaker 28: Isn't it supposed to be raining this weekend?

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Speaker 1: Little bit on Friday?

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Speaker 28: I hope not, because you also have the nhr A

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Speaker 28: Winternationals drag races this week and upon right, and don't

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Speaker 28: you have the races in Long Beach going on about that,

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Speaker 28: and don't forget you have the Renaissance Pleasure Fair taking

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Speaker 28: place up on ir one day.

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Speaker 1: Renaissance Fair is great when it rains. All those nuts

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Speaker 1: are all soaking wet.

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Speaker 29: Hey, Tim, I have a question for Angel.

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Speaker 9: Oh Angel anyway, when she does her traffic report, I

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Speaker 9: noticed there's times, as she says, an accident on the

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Speaker 9: five at Los Felis, But I believe that should be

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Speaker 9: Los fa Leise. Would you say Felis Navid?

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Speaker 29: No, you would not, You would say fed least Navi.

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Speaker 4: That buddy.

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Speaker 1: You got to get a hold of her and tell

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Speaker 1: her I'm not doing that. She goes nuts when you

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Speaker 1: correct her on the pronunciation of anything. I've been there before.

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Speaker 1: I don't do that again. You got to contact You

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Speaker 1: got to hit her with a DM or an email

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Speaker 1: and straighten her out. I'm off that ship. I don't

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Speaker 1: do that anymore. Talk that time.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I like to have breakfast by ourselves at my

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Speaker 6: local restaurant where I read my daily racing for him.

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Speaker 6: But I got a good tip. Mike Smith's gonna run

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Speaker 6: win the Kentucky Debris. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Mike Smith won the Santa Nita Derby and he might

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Speaker 1: win the Kentucky Derby. Mike Smith is sixty years old,

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Speaker 1: sixty and he's still riding horses. That's an impossible feat.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how the hell he does it.

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Speaker 6: It is.

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Speaker 1: You know, it's a minute and a half or sometimes

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Speaker 1: two minutes of using every muscle in your body just

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Speaker 1: to try to stay on that horse and try to

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Speaker 1: maneuver that horse safely through the pack to try to

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Speaker 1: win the race. And he does it at age sixty.

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Speaker 1: It's incredible, Probably the greatest athlete in the history of

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Speaker 1: the world.

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Speaker 21: Talk.

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Speaker 29: I don't go to Costco all that often, Wah, why not?

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Speaker 29: But I went yesterday and I started to head straight

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Speaker 29: across to the supplements, and I heard your voice.

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Speaker 6: In my head.

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Speaker 1: Don't do it. Don't swim up steam, upstream, Wendy.

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Speaker 29: Saying no, no, no, you have to go all the

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Speaker 29: way around. So I turned and I went all the

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Speaker 29: way around. Probably bought some stuff I wouldn't have otherwise.

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Speaker 29: So thanks, heave a good night.

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Speaker 1: All right, I'm correcting behavior. Yeah, you can't swim upstream

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Speaker 1: at Costco when you come in. When you go in,

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Speaker 1: you gotta go straight to the back. Then you gotta

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Speaker 1: make it a left and you go straight to the front.

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Speaker 1: Don't swim upstream against those people coming towards you. There

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Speaker 1: should be arrows on the floor in Costco and and

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Speaker 1: cops directing traffic.

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Speaker 15: If the Ontario arsonist thinks that the pay was bad before,

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Speaker 15: just wait until he sees what the prison system will

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Speaker 15: pay him to work in the kitchen.

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Speaker 1: Good point.

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Speaker 4: What did the pink Panthers say when he stepped on

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Speaker 4: the ant?

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Speaker 12: Did ant?

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Speaker 1: Didn't think about it? Everybody's hooked up with Think about it?

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Speaker 1: Think about it?

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Speaker 4: Talkback time, Hey, Tim. Remember R.

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Speaker 30: Crumb who created zap comics in the early seventies.

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Speaker 4: He was a soothsayer.

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Speaker 30: He predicted these people who are living underground. One of

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Speaker 30: his comics was talking about sewer snoids. Yeah, oh wow,

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Speaker 30: those efforts make me paranoid.

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Speaker 1: He said, all right, I'll take your word for it.

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Speaker 1: Talkback time, Tim.

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Speaker 13: You had a really good show tomorrow and yesterday's classic.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you can register to work at El super uh

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Speaker 1: tomorrow and yesterday, So get your applications in.

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Speaker 17: Back.

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Speaker 16: Honestly, just built a bunch of chopped garlet on my bed.

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Speaker 1: Just now.

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Speaker 4: That's what I'm doing, picking it up.

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Speaker 1: God bussy Timmy.

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Speaker 5: Come on, Tim, you should know better.

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Speaker 1: There's big business and homeless.

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Speaker 8: If they fix the problem, they wouldn't get any more

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Speaker 8: funding from.

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Speaker 1: The government, right at all. You got to look at

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Speaker 1: the money on all these issues.

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Speaker 4: Talk back Jimmy, Mike and Laguna again. Your last comment

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Speaker 4: about hockey is the best you can fight send in adventure,

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Speaker 4: five minutes, leave and go fight again. That's five minutes.

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Speaker 4: Dang dong. Stanley Cup playoffs coming up. Let's go.

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Speaker 1: We're a week away from the Stanley Cup playoffs. You know,

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Speaker 1: I would urge anybody who's a hockey fan to get

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Speaker 1: that centerized. You know the NHL channel. I bought it

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Speaker 1: a week ago. Two weeks ago. It was thirty seven dollars.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if it includes the playoffs or not.

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Speaker 1: I got to look into that. It was thirty seven

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Speaker 1: dollars for the last month of games, thirty seven dollars,

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Speaker 1: and I can watch every single game in the NHL.

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Speaker 1: So it's a great deal. I don't know what they're offering,

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Speaker 1: what it's going to be the price for the playoffs,

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Speaker 1: but that's a sweet, sweet deal.

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Speaker 11: Talkback, Timmy, love you guys. Thank you for keeping me

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Speaker 11: laughing while I'm working out here.

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Speaker 1: Pleasure.

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Speaker 11: Do you remember the drop that you used to do

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Speaker 11: with the girl that said, hello, Pope is dead? Can

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Speaker 11: you bring that back and tell the backstory where that

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Speaker 11: came from.

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Speaker 1: I don't remember that said hello Pope is dead.

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Speaker 11: Can you bring that back and tell the backstory where

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Speaker 11: that came from? I remember my friends and I use

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Speaker 11: it all the time when we're trying to get each

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Speaker 11: other's attention off the phones.

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Speaker 1: Oh God, I don't remember that sound. But do you

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Speaker 1: remember that stuff?

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Speaker 6: Food?

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Speaker 1: I don't remember. That must have been before me. Hello. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I do remember something like we used to run a

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Speaker 1: Hello and a woman saying, my dog's outside, my dog's outside.

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Speaker 1: Talkback Town.

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Speaker 27: Hey, Tim, This is Lauren in Alabama, and I love

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Speaker 27: the show, but I don't appreciate the smack talk about

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Speaker 27: lax which is one of my favorite airports when I

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Speaker 27: still lived in California.

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Speaker 1: Well, something's going on with you? All right? We're live

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Speaker 1: on KFI AM six forty. This is KFI. This has

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Speaker 1: There's live Join us on KFI AM six forty weeknight

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Speaker 1: six to ten pm Monday through Friday. Dinged along with

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