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Speaker 2: Marty Gilder, whoa, what the hell was that?
Speaker 3: Hey? Hiccup?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: Hi, great timing. Marnie Gelder.
Speaker 4: Is Marny Hi, Marnsy Hey, good morning. Hi.
Speaker 3: How was the grad party? Great?
Speaker 4: Guys, it was a great turnout.
Speaker 3: Thanks for me. Yeah, a lot of you wouldn't. Yeah,
Speaker 3: for real, it was outside. Cory.
Speaker 2: How was Lyle.
Speaker 3: Buff? How was Methuselah? Matt whatever? Is nice? Yeah? Great?
Speaker 3: You know what?
Speaker 4: Everybody a lot of visiting zero pictures, as we reflected,
Speaker 4: and the next day I was like, well, I took
Speaker 4: a picture of Grady with the cake because someone was
Speaker 4: about to cut the cake, and I'm like, well, we
Speaker 4: should probably take a picture. Then I purposely put my
Speaker 4: phone down and just left it because I, I don't know,
Speaker 4: just felt like.
Speaker 3: In the moment, yeah, yeah, that's free.
Speaker 4: It turns out everyone did that, which is also great.
Speaker 3: Zero picture.
Speaker 4: I mean zero zero of us with him or so.
Speaker 3: It actually happened. People only in my mind? Was the
Speaker 3: pool open? Sure was, Zach. Was the hothouse open? It
Speaker 3: was got a lot of use. What got more use
Speaker 3: out house? The toilet? Yeah.
Speaker 4: There was nobody in the pool except for our friend Caleb.
Speaker 4: He's thirteen. He likes to play with the football and
Speaker 4: a little catch, but there's more for ambiance. We had
Speaker 4: a couple of lifeguards go on.
Speaker 3: Just friends. Wendy Peppercorn, No, she was booked. It was
Speaker 3: big citrus. There no foot there. What about the hoff Yeah,
Speaker 3: oh shoot, I didn't even think of that. What was
Speaker 3: a dude from Stranger Things? Was that Billy? His name
Speaker 3: was Billy?
Speaker 4: No idea the eighties kind of mullet.
Speaker 3: Mullet Yeah, Max's brother. I think it was Billy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, no, I'm thinking about all the people I
Speaker 4: should have invited Billy.
Speaker 3: Options, Pam Anderson, Anderson, Lambardozy invited Pam Anderson, Hawk would
Speaker 3: have helicopter.
Speaker 5: Dead, yeah, and then he would have gotten a ride.
Speaker 4: Yeah. We couldn't get Chris Hockey to come to the
Speaker 4: grad party, but I invited Pam Anderson and then he
Speaker 4: shore up.
Speaker 3: It's terrible. For the first one you did was great
Speaker 3: that one swinging this.
Speaker 6: Anyway, if Chris was in Charlotte to watch the race
Speaker 6: and then found out that Pam Anderson was in Marnie's
Speaker 6: backyard for a pool party, I think the cars on
Speaker 6: the track would have been beyond floored at how fast
Speaker 6: you were driving back to the Twin Cities.
Speaker 3: For the last two hours. No, he's he's bought a
Speaker 3: private plane. He stole one of the driver's planes.
Speaker 2: And Hockey showed up to the backyard pool in his car.
Speaker 2: Some bolts say he was motor boat.
Speaker 5: You need a meeting news with Chris Hockey.
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Speaker 2: was a big day at their postgame celebration. See when
Speaker 2: they're back in town. The second day of June, they
Speaker 2: play in Indianapolis. They are back. It's been a while,
Speaker 2: It's gonna be a while. It's been a while, but
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Speaker 2: dot com. Here's what's going on. Police are warning seniors
Speaker 2: about the so called grandparent scam. So let your your
Speaker 2: your child know, let my dad know?
Speaker 3: Will you?
Speaker 2: Oh, they mean old people. It's an attempt to con
Speaker 2: the elderly out of their savings by getting them to
Speaker 2: think one of their grandchildren is in trouble. We've talked
Speaker 2: about this before. Just last month, police in t Neck,
Speaker 2: New Jersey, got a call from the Shakape Police Department
Speaker 2: in Minnesota about a scam that is just tappen. The
Speaker 2: Minnesota victim got a call from someone pretending to be
Speaker 2: her grandson saying he needed ten thousand dollars to help
Speaker 2: a friend who'd been in a car crash. Sadly, the
Speaker 2: grandma fell for it and mailed the money via ups
Speaker 2: overnight and what turned out to be to an address
Speaker 2: that was a vacant house in Teneck, New Jersey. Police
Speaker 2: were waiting and arrested the New York man who showed
Speaker 2: up to retrieve the package. Good like that guy. He's
Speaker 2: facing multiple charges, including theft by deception and impersonation.
Speaker 3: So there you go. That would be so great.
Speaker 4: Of all the people running these scams could be arrested
Speaker 4: when they showed up to collect the money.
Speaker 6: Yeah, they'll send Chris Hansen in we got it or
Speaker 6: everywhere shelby Foot, I'll see you.
Speaker 2: He had a pick up of package. I'd like to
Speaker 2: school a bird.
Speaker 4: What it's the shrug in the turn.
Speaker 6: I'm just picturing Abby backing out of the driveway while
Speaker 6: Chris is still doing the impression, and he's.
Speaker 3: Like, why are you leaving? Yeah, and she's just peeling
Speaker 3: out back.
Speaker 2: Why are you driving?
Speaker 3: Yeah, lose my number. Your house is going to be
Speaker 3: stripped down to the copper.
Speaker 2: Sometimes they called him the Polish.
Speaker 6: She's I know you, you're a normal person. I don't
Speaker 6: go outside. You're a normal person.
Speaker 3: It was freaking beautiful outside.
Speaker 6: You say, he's watching Shelby Foot and Civil War docum
Speaker 6: ride the motorcycle.
Speaker 7: Man.
Speaker 3: Oh, there you go. It's great.
Speaker 2: We had a great good day. Man's cool.
Speaker 3: What did you get that gorgeous?
Speaker 2: I got back? You get back about seven o'clock in
Speaker 2: the morning.
Speaker 3: A straight somewhere on line. Yes, perfect flight.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we were The flight left from Charlotte about six
Speaker 2: twenty or something like that hour ahead of us.
Speaker 3: So yeah, it's cool. Hell yeah, man, there you go.
Speaker 2: Let's see what I'll say.
Speaker 3: Oh, here we go.
Speaker 2: Adlutha middle school student, is heading to Washington, d C.
Speaker 8: For the scripts mellon be Twelve year old Charlie Fauchet
Speaker 8: The Tower That's right from four so Young East Middle
Speaker 8: School qualified as one of a handful of students representing Minnesota.
Speaker 8: Competition begins this week and features nearly two hundred and
Speaker 8: fifty top spellers from across the country. Fauchet said he's
Speaker 8: excited for the opportunity to compete on a national state.
Speaker 3: What is this language of origin plans?
Speaker 9: Let me repeat the word please, definition plans.
Speaker 5: Oh needs like a fox voldhine, A lot of core.
Speaker 3: Poor cube. We've never seen this half on the poor gentleman.
Speaker 3: He's sung it apparently has fainted on stage.
Speaker 6: I think he's okay, but.
Speaker 3: They did stop the.
Speaker 10: Clock A l oh p E c oh. I do
Speaker 10: love why he seems to be okay and he's spot
Speaker 10: the rep say what you want.
Speaker 3: That's clutch man. Not only is it clutch is a
Speaker 3: guy who is known to faint from time to time.
Speaker 3: Dryer hitting your knee. It was delayed, took forty seconds,
Speaker 3: but then I dropped like a bag of rocks.
Speaker 6: Nobody rushed the stage to help him. The kid faints
Speaker 6: on national TV, and everybody's like, let him, let him work,
Speaker 6: let him figure it out.
Speaker 3: To be part of the strategy. What if you just
Speaker 3: had a heart attack. He just dropped. But they're like, oh,
Speaker 3: that's that. The gentleman has fainted. Let him go, let
Speaker 3: him go, he'll figure it out. Cyborg. The clip you
Speaker 3: just played was unedited. Oh yeah, that was what twenty
Speaker 3: years ago, Chris something like that. That was like it
Speaker 3: was early twenty years ago. Kid. Yeah, it made national news.
Speaker 3: That was not a okay. Then when he came back
Speaker 3: with in like forty five seconds, he was like back
Speaker 3: in the future.
Speaker 2: When he pops up after the.
Speaker 6: Exactly steps up to and then immediately I mean gathered himself,
Speaker 6: you know, gained consciousness, stood in front of the microphone
Speaker 6: and just remember that aloid was the word, and just
Speaker 6: went for it. Can I So those are two different kids, Yeah, right,
Speaker 6: the other this is the other kid was the language. Yes,
Speaker 6: sauce your hands up, hold on, shall we go ahead?
Speaker 3: Sorry to me and interrupt you.
Speaker 2: The young man was quite a good speller, but today
Speaker 2: the only word he can spell.
Speaker 5: Staley like, when you get your I don't know, you're
Speaker 5: yearly physical. And when you go there and they're like, hey,
Speaker 5: we're gonna draw some blood, you faint from that.
Speaker 6: That's why I lay down, because I faint if I'm
Speaker 6: sitting up or standing up.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm a medical I get real sweaty when they
Speaker 5: do that. Really, Yeah, I like lost, Like I'm I'm
Speaker 5: with you on that. I had my blood drawn like
Speaker 5: a couple of weeks ago, and it was it was
Speaker 5: real fuzzy for a while.
Speaker 3: But they take it out of the inside of the elbow. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I got real hairy.
Speaker 2: Went down to get his blood drawn. The nuts walked
Speaker 2: in and Saul said, who's the oddist?
Speaker 3: That's a dad joke. That's brilliant. But it's different when
Speaker 3: Shelby does great. I like this bit. I don't know
Speaker 3: what Abby's problem is.
Speaker 2: I think we've all taken a look at what it
Speaker 2: was problem. You know.
Speaker 6: But you're also afraid of needles. Correct, you don't like
Speaker 6: didn't watch But yeah, I don't have a fear of needles.
Speaker 6: It just reacts poorly with me. I just faint.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I can't.
Speaker 4: I can't watch them, even if it's like a fingerprint.
Speaker 4: I have to turn the other.
Speaker 2: Way, might sels Paul Limb, but was known in high
Speaker 2: school for having a prick.
Speaker 3: Now you're really getting agamy. You're getting in no groove.
Speaker 2: Now you get in no groove.
Speaker 3: You're good at this, DADDYK you, thank you.
Speaker 2: A Mornead couple facing criminal offenses after their young daughter
Speaker 2: is accused of handing out THC gum. He's at school, all.
Speaker 3: Right, hang on, hang on, let's let him finish.
Speaker 2: Martin and Amanda Holst have been charged with aggravated sale
Speaker 2: of a controlled substance, aggravated profession and possession of a
Speaker 2: controlled substance, and drug possession Please say. On May eighteenth,
Speaker 2: several students became sick after they claimed that they ate
Speaker 2: sour strips from the suspect's daughter. One youngster told detectives
Speaker 2: that the girl's father also was supplying her with vape
Speaker 2: cart just to sell and then would give the proceeds
Speaker 2: to her father. Police conducted a raid of their home
Speaker 2: and found THHC products, six hundred grams of mushrooms that
Speaker 2: cause hallucinations, and a large amount of.
Speaker 3: Cash, saying what's the problem. Yeah, what's the problem, Shelby.
Speaker 3: Do you see a photo of the couple? Well, you
Speaker 3: might want to google it.
Speaker 2: Oh have you seen them?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm gonna guess that leon the most induligent look
Speaker 2: of Bible.
Speaker 3: Are they from Indiana? No, Warhead, that was a test.
Speaker 3: You were listening. So they're basically using the daughter to
Speaker 3: be a drug meal.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's in middle school and a bunch of middle
Speaker 4: school kids in Bargo Morehead.
Speaker 6: You're giving that kid no chance to succeed, right, because
Speaker 6: now she's dealing drugs for her parents.
Speaker 3: Not a great start, No, not a great start.
Speaker 2: Perhaps she didn't know. But Bill Gasee Cutters, who's Bill Geys,
Speaker 2: Bill Gates guys stop and business by selling the skunk.
Speaker 6: We go back up an hour when Chris goes, I
Speaker 6: think I annoyed my daughter so much because I did
Speaker 6: this all day, and I think I think she was
Speaker 6: on the brink of leaving and he has spent the
Speaker 6: last hour doing it to us.
Speaker 3: Is he trying to get us to go home? I
Speaker 3: don't get this. It's good, it's not your worst impression.
Speaker 3: And I've never heard the man speak all right, Yes, sir,
Speaker 3: can you put your hand up? Want to know? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm looking he would yeah, okay, okay, oh you're looking
Speaker 3: at meth couple. Okay he would, yeah for sure.
Speaker 10: Okay.
Speaker 2: The gentleman. I hope he's not offended because I find
Speaker 2: him to be not guilty until proven innocent.
Speaker 3: Wait that the way all the way around.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but he looks like the gentleman who who gets
Speaker 2: swallowed up by the ghosts at the at the end
Speaker 2: of the movie.
Speaker 3: Ghost You're dead, Willie, Yeah, will He looks like WILLI.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Willie looks like he hasn't had a great morning.
Speaker 2: This gentleman.
Speaker 9: Yeah, she looks real high na. That's not Oh you're
Speaker 9: being greg the good name of judge over there?
Speaker 2: Yeah, host.
Speaker 3: That's her last name. No, ye, well that's not right.
Speaker 3: Do your own drug dealing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't.
Speaker 3: Don't DM man and go to the middle school yourself
Speaker 3: and drug. You can find other adults that will buy drugs.
Speaker 1: Somebuddy Jake's family had a candy store back in the day,
Speaker 1: but they none of that was THC related. Oh you're
Speaker 1: gonna have a family business. Don't do drugs.
Speaker 2: Did they really have a did you have a friend
Speaker 2: who had a candy store. Well that would have been
Speaker 2: the best.
Speaker 3: Was this was that? Is this a rosie bed or
Speaker 3: a real bit?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 3: It was downtown white bear.
Speaker 4: Did you get all the free candy you wanted? Did
Speaker 4: you get a discount?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 3: What kind of you didn't have a five finger discount?
Speaker 3: From time to time? Steal it never went candy guy. Yeah,
Speaker 3: we've heard I like the song I Want Candy by
Speaker 3: Aaron Carter. Yeah, that makes all the sense, wasn't that
Speaker 3: by bow Wow? Wow? Yeah, My buddy Luke loves Aaron Carter.
Speaker 2: Something you might not know in history, Abraham Lincoln started
Speaker 2: his career selling.
Speaker 3: The Devil's let us Jesus Deviles letter as driving as
Speaker 3: like the country.
Speaker 2: Yet he had a own strain called the Abraham B. Lincoln.
Speaker 3: That's pretty good, ruh, I mean Shelby.
Speaker 2: He was well known to have himself some of that
Speaker 2: giggle smoke.
Speaker 3: Boy, one of them Lincoln log brilliant.
Speaker 2: You know who loved the Lincoln Log. It's well known
Speaker 2: that Mary Todd loved the Lincoln log that was named.
Speaker 3: But you married Lincoln his wife.
Speaker 11: That's got your eye and the handles.
Speaker 3: Being a raptor. Yeah, the other guy that sits in
Speaker 3: that you're on Thursday his riskal lib.
Speaker 2: That's the news, guys, that's it, that's it.
Speaker 3: I don't know do we learn I guess we learned
Speaker 3: about middle schools.
Speaker 2: You're dealing Yeah, and and and spelling bees happening spell yes, yes, yes, yeah.
Speaker 2: There's there's other things I'll tell you about later, but
Speaker 2: I got to the top story.
Speaker 3: I think, yes, you did the club.
Speaker 6: Saw you want to do sports after this? You know
Speaker 6: what Corey had love because Marnie's really really bored. She
Speaker 6: wants you to lift her up and you know, get
Speaker 6: her engagement reblong. Sure, Jeffersonlliance. It is your number one
Speaker 6: bus experience. My name is Chris Hockey and I can
Speaker 6: vouch for that.
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Speaker 4: You were contests three eleven, the Beetles of Rock Roll,
Speaker 4: Rockeclusion t Yeah.
Speaker 3: Are we giving away tickets?
Speaker 2: Probably? I don't know you.
Speaker 3: Mornie is supposed to be in the eighties all week.
Speaker 3: It's perfect weather for.
Speaker 6: You know, for me to stay inside and watch poker
Speaker 6: since the World Series of Poker starts today. But for
Speaker 6: the rest of you, regular people who like vitamin D
Speaker 6: and like going outside and being healthy and experiencing the world,
Speaker 6: you could sit by your pool and do.
Speaker 4: What anything such as ustward puzzles and scrolling on my
Speaker 4: phone and drinking surf.
Speaker 3: Side any flavors specifically have surf side.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I like the peach iced tea we had. We
Speaker 4: had a cool of surf side at the grad party
Speaker 4: for the side only for the for the adults.
Speaker 3: They're dealing meth in middle school. I don't know what
Speaker 3: you're doing, Corey, Okay, So it was on the up
Speaker 3: and up.
Speaker 4: It was for the adults, of course, and there were
Speaker 4: only four cans left in there at the end of
Speaker 4: the How party.
Speaker 3: Do a lap? Yeah, he's left to you.
Speaker 2: By the way, I got a request I did by
Speaker 2: a listener named Kelly. She wrote a line for me
Speaker 2: to do as Shelby because it's so popular sweep in
Speaker 2: the nation.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's sweeping Coley Cove.
Speaker 2: We used to have a dog named Zero. It had books.
Speaker 3: All right, Petere Zero Yeah, Zero I'll take your requests.
Speaker 3: It was supposed to be at twelve and six, but
Speaker 3: it was like, you know, two and eight.
Speaker 6: So she would pee on her back foot all the time,
Speaker 6: Sue Story constantly pete on her own backfoot.
Speaker 3: Yep, I don't miss those.
Speaker 6: I missed that, dog, but I don't miss that where
Speaker 6: it's like, dang it, now I have to like give
Speaker 6: your leg a bath just to have you come back
Speaker 6: in the house.
Speaker 3: This sucks. Oh yeah, covered tea. That's true. It's Dwight's autobiography.
Speaker 3: What are you calling it that it's his own book? Yeah,
Speaker 3: good point. He can call whatever he wants, all right.
Speaker 4: You sent you texted me on Friday, a little big
Speaker 4: town song?
Speaker 6: Is it not?
Speaker 2: Beautiful?
Speaker 4: It is, but also heavy, kind of sad And I
Speaker 4: didn't know did you mean it as a.
Speaker 9: Like a.
Speaker 4: Child leaving the house.
Speaker 2: No, I just thought you would like the song, okay, because.
Speaker 4: I didn't know if you meant it as a grand
Speaker 4: thing because the title is hey there, hey there's some.
Speaker 2: I got him to brilliant.
Speaker 3: I'm not thinking about you. Saw that was good. I
Speaker 3: have a great day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, But no, no, I I just thought you would
Speaker 2: love the song.
Speaker 4: You were trying to play, you know, like forever forever,
Speaker 4: young Ah, have a great weekend.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I just heard the song. I was like, wow,
Speaker 2: this is great. She's gonna love this.
Speaker 3: So I sent to you. Thank you for sending it.
Speaker 4: So when you sent it, I tried to play it
Speaker 4: and I couldn't because however you sent.
Speaker 3: It, I must not have Facebook.
Speaker 2: No, it was only Born, that's the one.
Speaker 3: So then I kind of I think you met only fans.
Speaker 3: But he said only Born. He needs help, he needs help.
Speaker 2: I spent the spent the weekend with full gentleman, that's
Speaker 2: where you went back to the hotel.
Speaker 3: Marty.
Speaker 6: Have you heard the song by sax Boy Billy? Have
Speaker 6: you heard the Puerto Rico song yet? Has that hit
Speaker 6: your algorithm?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 3: You're recording with this gun Puerto Rico. Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it was my first time in San Juan Megeho.
Speaker 6: Yea capital of Puerto Rico.
Speaker 3: Is the same movie plot?
Speaker 2: No, it's some song.
Speaker 3: No, it's it was we did, yeah, but I didn't
Speaker 3: want to do just tourist stuff. So would you do?
Speaker 6: I took the bus to Caguas. Anything interesting there, Yeah,
Speaker 6: it's a wild place to vacation. Why, uh, slot machines
Speaker 6: in the bus station. Oh wow, go on, Yeah, first
Speaker 6: time there, Malta and Mafongo, Papacito. You know, so everybody,
Speaker 6: there's two flags one one is a light near there's
Speaker 6: dark blue. They got a Barack Obama statue. All of
Speaker 6: this in uh in Puerto Rico.
Speaker 3: It's time.
Speaker 6: On the.
Speaker 3: Sauce. The floor is yours. Hang on.
Speaker 5: The Minnesota Twins four game winning streak was snapped yesterday.
Speaker 5: They lost three to one of the White Sox. Brooks
Speaker 5: Lee hit a home run in the first and that
Speaker 5: was it. Same two teams today, it's six forty. Joe
Speaker 5: Ryan goes for your Twins, and he is outstanding.
Speaker 4: He is. And you know who else have been outstanding
Speaker 4: is the Twins. They swept the Boston Red Sox.
Speaker 3: We're coming off of a sweep sweeping of a team. Yeah,
Speaker 3: is that right? Yes, Shelby Foot. Look who's fallen baseball?
Speaker 3: Oh boy?
Speaker 4: Anyway, the Twins won in Boston as three games sweep
Speaker 4: for the first time since sometime in the nineties.
Speaker 3: And yeah, I didn't win yesterday, but it's been fun
Speaker 3: to follow. It's been a good summer.
Speaker 6: Vibe, so that that news is even though the Twins
Speaker 6: are heating up, the Guardians are even hotter.
Speaker 3: Right, So the Twins are like losing ground despite playing well.
Speaker 6: Right, They're now five games back, right, So it's it's
Speaker 6: like the the division was so bad though to start
Speaker 6: the year that even though the Twins are off to
Speaker 6: a bad start, they were still right in it.
Speaker 3: And now Cleveland's getting high.
Speaker 4: Nobody was over five hundred right in the division.
Speaker 3: And now Cleveland there was thirty two and twenty four.
Speaker 4: As of maybe a week and a half ago, there
Speaker 4: were two teams in the entire American League that were
Speaker 4: over five hundred.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: The Guardians are eight and two in their last ten
Speaker 5: and their run differentials plus fifteen?
Speaker 3: Is that the Yeah? Incredible? Yeah, it wasn't off the
Speaker 3: top of your head.
Speaker 6: Wasn't the the hands Wasn't the White Sox over under
Speaker 6: hideous again this year? Wasn't it supposed to be super low?
Speaker 3: Yet again?
Speaker 6: I would guess yeah, because they're one of the teams
Speaker 6: right now over five hundred.
Speaker 3: They're twenty seven and twenty six. Yeah, good for them.
Speaker 3: I thought they were supposed to be terrible. What's going
Speaker 3: on with that team?
Speaker 5: Well, I think they kind of loaded up in the
Speaker 5: off season. They their owners spent money and they're going
Speaker 5: to be owned by that one guy that has one
Speaker 5: hundred and fifty million dollar home in Illinoisia.
Speaker 3: That guy. Yeah, Matt, Yeah, Matt with one T. I
Speaker 3: think right, think it's mad with You're right, yeah, Mike
Speaker 3: should be man with one T. He's one tea is
Speaker 3: my madas to Jesus, Hello break, I need you hold on.
Speaker 5: The Knicks smoked the Calves one ninety five in a
Speaker 5: game ninety three oh ninety three played the song I
Speaker 5: Deserve that Ye hang on in game four of a
Speaker 5: four game sweep, which means kick.
Speaker 3: Cat is going to the finals. The Knicks four. Excuse me,
Speaker 3: They've won eleven straight.
Speaker 5: They've won every game in the playoffs by double digits
Speaker 5: except for one game. They will battle the Spurs of
Speaker 5: the Thunder on June third for the final finals.
Speaker 3: Excuse me.
Speaker 5: Game five of the Spurs Thunder is tonight at seven thirty.
Speaker 5: The series is tied to to ok C is a
Speaker 5: five and a half point favorite.
Speaker 4: That's a great series this Eastern Conference Finals. Way to
Speaker 4: show up, Cleveland.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, did.
Speaker 4: Tell them they were in the Eastern Conference Finals?
Speaker 5: Have you heard the coach that is like, yeah, byyah
Speaker 5: metric or whatever, we're a better team.
Speaker 3: We should have won. We should have won. We won
Speaker 3: him a stat out of them and you didn't lost,
Speaker 3: and not just lost. He lost. A guy like s
Speaker 3: yeah killed.
Speaker 4: That'd be like us saying in those games we lost
Speaker 4: to the Spurs by thirty metrics, we won.
Speaker 3: It's a weirdest didn't it's a weird hill to die
Speaker 3: on it.
Speaker 6: It was all about the tone, right, because he was
Speaker 6: going with like the expected score. He's like, well, in
Speaker 6: two out of the three, the expected score was we
Speaker 6: were supposed to win, but it wasn't like and.
Speaker 3: We played the game right, but it wasn't like, you know, man,
Speaker 3: the analytics say that obviously expected score.
Speaker 6: We were supposed to win a couple but man, we
Speaker 6: just didn't play that well.
Speaker 3: And we didn't.
Speaker 7: But he was more like proud of it, like, well,
Speaker 7: we but we had the expected score and two out
Speaker 7: of the three.
Speaker 3: It's like, who gives a rats ass? Right?
Speaker 7: It was just he was so excited about a stat
Speaker 7: that means nothing when you lose, like we get it,
Speaker 7: you were you probably did better than the score indicates,
Speaker 7: but who cares nice you know, obscure staff, it does nothing.
Speaker 3: You're down all three, and now of course you got swept.
Speaker 4: The biggest lead the Knicks had last night was forty
Speaker 4: five points, forty five offensive rebounds Knicks twenty, Cleveland six.
Speaker 4: Second chance points Knicks thirty two, Cleveland five.
Speaker 3: Hideous. Well, good for all the big stars of the
Speaker 3: New York Necks.
Speaker 5: And then at halftime, Charles Barkley just kept saying they quit,
Speaker 5: and kept showing highlights of them, like not getting back
Speaker 5: and the rebound to go up and catted catch it
Speaker 5: and just throw it up to Brunton and no one
Speaker 5: would be around him from Cleveland.
Speaker 3: They quit.
Speaker 5: And as you watch that game, and I watched the
Speaker 5: first half of it, the Knicks could tell there was
Speaker 5: quitting that Cleveland team. As soon as they went out
Speaker 5: there and put a few on them, They're like, they
Speaker 5: just want to be beat, and they destroyed us.
Speaker 3: Embarrassed, embarrassed them him and on their home courick. Yes, yes,
Speaker 3: there were a lot of New York fans.
Speaker 6: It's not not unlike the Wolves Game six on their
Speaker 6: home court getting blown out when it was supposed to matter.
Speaker 3: Similar everybody.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he was there, Yeah, I was sitting right beside him.
Speaker 3: Is that right? There was a lot of room from Bosley.
Speaker 2: Is the.
Speaker 5: Golden Knights lead the series with the abs three nothing
Speaker 5: after they came back down three to zero in Game three.
Speaker 3: They will look to close them out in the sweep
Speaker 3: tonight at eight pm. Zecho. Yeah, it's uh again. We
Speaker 3: were talking earlier. I don't know how you analyzed this.
Speaker 1: How do you have a team that is as good
Speaker 1: as Colorado play like this and not not at least
Speaker 1: win a game. This sweep might definitely be uh finished off,
Speaker 1: and I think it will be and butyone else. They'll
Speaker 1: come back, they'll make it. I don't know how do
Speaker 1: you It's stupid, it's stupid, it's dumb. Hockey's a dumb sport.
Speaker 3: Oh, he's right there.
Speaker 6: Well, and McKinnon might not even play right, he's a
Speaker 6: banged up, so they're saying he's going to be limited
Speaker 6: or not even available.
Speaker 1: I think their coach is talking about the vibes in
Speaker 1: locker room, and I think he said was that they've
Speaker 1: never been lower. Oh, you got to raise them up. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't blame you. This is coming up majorly short
Speaker 1: for a team as talented. And then it's had as
Speaker 1: good of a season as they have to have it
Speaker 1: end in a sweep like this. You want to you
Speaker 1: want to talk about a bad taste in your mouth
Speaker 1: that'll last for a long, long time.
Speaker 3: Take a shot at this, everybody.
Speaker 6: This is the fiftieth time in the history of the
Speaker 6: conference finals or division semi finals that a series has
Speaker 6: gone to three zero. How many of the previous forty
Speaker 6: nine teams went on to win that series. This is
Speaker 6: the fiftieth time in the That is the right answer.
Speaker 3: It's a well done. Yes, that was real good.
Speaker 6: Only four teams have erased three nothing deficits in any
Speaker 6: round to LA in twenty fourteen was the most recent
Speaker 6: team to accomplish that feat, eliminating in San Jose in
Speaker 6: their first round series. But when you get this far
Speaker 6: into the postseason, it's forty nine to zero.
Speaker 4: Because teams be tired, they get down three nothing, and
Speaker 4: it's like.
Speaker 1: I mean, Colorado has had more time than the Vegas
Speaker 1: to rest up and they get healthy again. Cam mccarr,
Speaker 1: that's a big loss. But again, that's a team that's
Speaker 1: got depth that should be good enough to overcoming. Obviously
Speaker 1: Vegas is good too, But man, this is utterly shocking. Thankfully,
Speaker 1: the other series is a lot better. Carolina and Montreal
Speaker 1: putting on one hell of a show out east.
Speaker 5: Well said, the Hurricanes beat the Canadians three two and
Speaker 5: o t last time to take a two to one
Speaker 5: series lead.
Speaker 3: Game four is tomorrow at seven pm.
Speaker 1: We believe all these games on kfans. You can listen
Speaker 1: to those games at night if you're driving around. Oh yeah, man, yeah,
Speaker 1: that was a fun game last night. Officials were there
Speaker 1: was a clear clear too many men on on Montreal
Speaker 1: that the officials actually blew the play dead for but
Speaker 1: then didn't call it. Thankfully. A couple of minutes later,
Speaker 1: puckedn't lie. Carolina scores wins and uh, it's a whole
Speaker 1: new series. There will be fun to watch game four,
Speaker 1: see what the Canadians can come back with. And again
Speaker 1: we might be looking at another scenario where Vegas could
Speaker 1: be waiting for a week or so for that winner
Speaker 1: of that series in the Stanley Cup finals.
Speaker 2: So we'll see Sam Olsen's on a plane to Montreal
Speaker 2: because he hugs Zach said there were too many men.
Speaker 7: And then he said those.
Speaker 2: Corey is gonna take himself out. Yeah, Corey is like
Speaker 2: ever agla go out, take himself out if he could
Speaker 2: go inside.
Speaker 6: Cop ken Burns was an item on Friday's initial game,
Speaker 6: and then he spent the weekend watching ken Burns.
Speaker 3: I influenced him.
Speaker 6: I think I think there was subliminal realize that, yeah, messaging.
Speaker 6: I've never seen a Ken Burns documentary of any kind.
Speaker 6: They are just Baseball one. There's Civil War one, Baseball
Speaker 6: one's outstairs. There's nothing that isn't interesting when it's done
Speaker 6: the right way, if it's done well well son and
Speaker 6: I guess he's the best of the best, right what
Speaker 6: he does?
Speaker 2: He and his daughter, Yeah, they're the best Barnes.
Speaker 3: You ever seen a Ken's burn a Ken Burns documentary,
Speaker 3: I don't think so. Yeah, I haven't either, not you.
Speaker 3: His brother, his brother Montgomery was like a big deal.
Speaker 3: I don't know, thirty years ago. Yeah he was. I
Speaker 3: think he wasn't by a baby.
Speaker 6: Made a lot of money, shot by a baby. I
Speaker 6: think that sounds like cartoonish.
Speaker 3: That can't be right. He's not going to be here today.
Speaker 3: Oh that's right, never mind, I got but he came
Speaker 3: in at.
Speaker 6: Eight Vikings News in a second, and this is how
Speaker 6: you do a radio tea sauce.
Speaker 3: There is absolutely no vikings No, there is no I.
Speaker 5: Have some what I have some Vikings news and we
Speaker 5: come back, Wow, and you're gonna make Hawks day?
Speaker 3: Then tea's away.
Speaker 2: Let's go.
Speaker 3: I have Vikings news that will make Hawks day. But like,
Speaker 3: what does that mean? Though?
Speaker 6: Give us a little bit more, do it? Professional radio
Speaker 6: teas that Chad Abbot's going to give you like a
Speaker 6: pat on the back about that's how it's done.
Speaker 3: Today is an important day in the NFL schedule. I'll
Speaker 3: explain when we come back. Wow. WHOA from the one
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Speaker 2: We lovely Tuesday. If you were drive to work right,
Speaker 2: you're like, oh my god, he's right. It's Tuesdays on Monday. Hell,
Speaker 2: I mean, that's great, right to start the week.
Speaker 6: Forty weeks short weeks go, man, you know, the kids
Speaker 6: love it. Kids are almost seeing the finish line. My
Speaker 6: kiddo has nine days to go, and she tells me
Speaker 6: every day the countdown is on the countdown paper chain link.
Speaker 6: And she's got like a whiteboard in her room and
Speaker 6: she changes it every day. And then I guess they're
Speaker 6: doing almost nothing.
Speaker 3: The last day. So she's like, well, we have nine
Speaker 3: days left, but I really only have eight days left.
Speaker 3: I'm like, well, don't don't bleeve this up, then you
Speaker 3: can finish strong. Let's do it? Sounds there? No, no,
Speaker 3: don't bleeve it up. Yeah, my little one starts daycare
Speaker 3: a week from tomorrow. Yeah, he did, I say, she No,
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know anything about your kid.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we tuned you out. You don't know anything about
Speaker 3: my kid.
Speaker 4: Do you know what.
Speaker 3: It starts with?
Speaker 2: It?
Speaker 6: Now?
Speaker 3: I think little Chris.
Speaker 12: Imagine that sounded Yeah, that sounds like. Yeah, it would
Speaker 12: be really running if we gave he would name him
Speaker 12: that go ahead.
Speaker 2: Sorry, it would be really ironic because of the fact
Speaker 2: that me tell us Paul Lambert is apparent is LU group.
Speaker 6: So Luda before the break, you did a radio tease.
Speaker 6: You said, today is a big important day for the Vikes.
Speaker 3: And what's going on? What are you talking about? You
Speaker 3: know who will be excited for this?
Speaker 5: Hogs dead because it means here one step closer to
Speaker 5: preseason and preseason football. The Vikings start voluntary ot as today,
Speaker 5: tomorrow and Friday.
Speaker 2: Let's go and the whole squad.
Speaker 3: That's it.
Speaker 2: Is it open to the public? Is it opened?
Speaker 3: I don't know. Oh my god, I want to do it.
Speaker 2: That's a good tease.
Speaker 5: Yeah, thanks, Happy man's football seasons right around the corner.
Speaker 2: It's almost hearing that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's go.
Speaker 4: I do believe you just got a compliment on your teeth.
Speaker 3: Your hands are out of control. What time is it?
Speaker 3: Do you have any other compliments you want?
Speaker 2: Addition, I believe I do believe that that's why to
Speaker 2: sixteen it was so hot on meet because the hands
Speaker 2: were out of conrole.
Speaker 3: Six what's happening? What's to sixteen's February sixteen?
Speaker 2: No, twenty sixteen.
Speaker 6: Oh that's how it's said. Everybody's like his weight in
Speaker 6: third grade. I I don't understand this.
Speaker 3: Probably pretty close, Probably pretty close, Probably pretty close. All right.
Speaker 3: So that was Vikings news that they'll be there. It'll
Speaker 3: be fun. We'll see the quarterbacks.
Speaker 5: They'll have cool videos on social It's all worth it, man,
Speaker 5: it'll be fun.
Speaker 2: You ain't interested at all about how the new quarterback
Speaker 2: room is going to be handling.
Speaker 6: It not involuntary OTAs I'm watching the World Series of
Speaker 6: Poker this week and I don't about.
Speaker 5: Probably under sixty days to training camp. That's fun, it
Speaker 5: is exciting.
Speaker 3: Why do you not like sports?
Speaker 2: You didn't have to.
Speaker 3: I'm I like that you like it. It's kind of
Speaker 3: I'm very excited that you're excited about practice. I am dogs.
Speaker 3: It's great.
Speaker 2: Bugs will probably go probably well might go on down there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, your Shelby and pressure.
Speaker 2: Excuse my boss.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't say that, great start, great start.
Speaker 2: I'll never forget when they started using the forward path
Speaker 2: you detail. Until then, everybody just had the rooms.
Speaker 3: God, Corey, what time is It's seven? We are exactly
Speaker 3: one hour ago. We can do it.
Speaker 2: Time.
Speaker 3: I need a white board like my kid. I was
Speaker 3: just like three segments lest Yeah, you can do this.
Speaker 2: Do yourself a favorite Cora. Maybe expand your horizon, give
Speaker 2: yourself another color board.
Speaker 6: All people to be telling me to expand my color horizons,
Speaker 6: I'd be quiet, Shelby, okay man.
Speaker 3: What else is going on in the NFL?
Speaker 2: I got some stuff. I mean there's articles about the
Speaker 2: Vikings coaches and stuff on Vikings at si dot com.
Speaker 2: And the non answer there was when asked about Kyler
Speaker 2: Murray versus J. J. McCarthy. It's a big article that
Speaker 2: basically just says that nobody knows anything, even though everybody
Speaker 2: knows who you start is going to be right now,
Speaker 2: right when.
Speaker 9: You say yeah, outside of injury, right yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 9: mean again, we're gonna get six months to talk about.
Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, it's gonna be for we ain't got to
Speaker 3: do that.
Speaker 6: By the way, speaking of almost former Vikings quarterbacks, almost
Speaker 6: Johnny Manziel was almost the Vikings quarterback maybe right hypothetically.
Speaker 3: Outstanding over the weekend. He's thirty three years old.
Speaker 6: Over the weekend he made his MMA debut and kick
Speaker 6: some dudes ass that I've never heard of.
Speaker 3: Some social media influencer Bob Menory.
Speaker 5: That's the guy that does all the remember those videos
Speaker 5: that would go viral where it would be it would
Speaker 5: be like an actual sporting event, but he'd like overdub
Speaker 5: it with like him swearing we've we watched him.
Speaker 3: Oh that's that name. Doesn't ring a bell at all. Yeah,
Speaker 3: he's still voice kind of yeah you know him.
Speaker 6: Okay, I don't know the name either way, So I
Speaker 6: guess Manziel kicked his ass good. The referee waved the
Speaker 6: fight off at two minutes sixteen seconds, but afterwards Johnny
Speaker 6: Manziel said, quote that was good enough for one time.
Speaker 6: So he's basically saying he doesn't think he's gonna fight again.
Speaker 3: It was a one time thing. And what was this payday?
Speaker 2: Or is that not why he.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would assume.
Speaker 2: I'm sure it wasn't. And if it's enough money, I
Speaker 2: bet to do it again.
Speaker 6: The fight was promoted by kickstreamer Aiden Ross's brand, which
Speaker 6: is known for pitying celebrities against content creators in boxing matches.
Speaker 6: All right, well, can we get like, can we get
Speaker 6: like Vladimir Klitschko versus Clavicular.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying? Can we get somebody? Somebody
Speaker 3: just pummel that dude? Anybody you hate that guy? Everybody should.
Speaker 3: He's a piece of garden.
Speaker 2: I just bought took its home line, going down to
Speaker 2: the arm next Friday to watch Oprah miss the Beast.
Speaker 6: Put a minute, and those are I mean what that
Speaker 6: hard up for cash? Just two billionaires that need like
Speaker 6: one hundred cakes.
Speaker 2: The influence.
Speaker 3: Man celebrity death match.
Speaker 2: And.
Speaker 3: That was so good.
Speaker 2: They got in trouble, right, they couldn't do that anymore.
Speaker 3: I don't remember why that fell off. Honestly, it got
Speaker 3: old right the first season it was shocking and kind
Speaker 3: of cool.
Speaker 2: Then afterwards, remember you don't seem to know what we're
Speaker 2: talking about.
Speaker 3: It was the Clamation of Rings where they had celebrities
Speaker 3: fight each other Celebrity death Match m TV.
Speaker 6: It was cool for a second. It basically was like
Speaker 6: the video for Green Jelly. It's just in a boxing ring.
Speaker 2: Be fun, free to watch at the pool.
Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, take an iPad out to the pool and
Speaker 6: watch Celebrity death Match and just have your kids question
Speaker 6: your entire existence and.
Speaker 3: Then gamble on it. Gamble it's thirty years old. Well
Speaker 3: you could look it up first and then rig the bat. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I would do. It's like, that's what I do.
Speaker 6: I just I just tell my relatives that Jeopardy starts
Speaker 6: at five thirty instead of four thirty. So I watched
Speaker 6: the four thirty episode, memorize all the answers, and then
Speaker 6: just crush them at five thirty. Sealed this trick in
Speaker 6: the book, you know, makes me a lot of monsel
Speaker 6: gullible yep, yeah, dummies, a lot of old tricks.
Speaker 4: My daughter was just telling me James Charles, do you
Speaker 4: know him?
Speaker 3: The influencer? You have daughter with me?
Speaker 4: She was like, did you know James Charles just got
Speaker 4: canceled again. I'm like, oh, why there was a flight
Speaker 4: attendant from Allegiance Spirit I think Spirit Okay, one of
Speaker 4: the airlines that just folded, and she DMed him, I think,
Speaker 4: asking him to contribute to her personal I want to say,
Speaker 4: gofund me. And he made a video and berated her like, bitch,
Speaker 4: go get another job.
Speaker 3: You lose a job, you go get a job.
Speaker 4: You think I'm gonna pave it, And people just went
Speaker 4: crazy on him and put him in his place and whatever.
Speaker 4: James Charles has how many let's see follower counts at
Speaker 4: eight hundred and thirty nine million.
Speaker 2: Jesus, you don't know this guy.
Speaker 4: He's the he started with makeup like he We have
Speaker 4: the James Charles makeup palette and Zach you got that too.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, of course my skin is flawless.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's actually very entertaining.
Speaker 3: His presentation super entertaining.
Speaker 4: But I guess he just got canceled again for not
Speaker 4: wanting to contribute to a flight attendant Go fund me?
Speaker 3: Do I have that right, Zacho? Yeah? Good story. True
Speaker 3: headlines say I just google his name because I yeah,
Speaker 3: because you saw it in the headlines.
Speaker 4: Well that's what we speculated is was he actually going
Speaker 4: off on this woman.
Speaker 1: Or calling her a lazy piece of bleep asking for money? Yeah,
Speaker 1: then he uploaded I guess an apology video or was.
Speaker 3: He just trying to get in the headlines. I don't know.
Speaker 6: You know what's nuts about fame now is like back
Speaker 6: in the day, if you were that famous, it was like,
Speaker 6: how do you not know who Tom Cruise is?
Speaker 3: You have to know who Tom Cruise is?
Speaker 6: Now you just named this guy. I've never heard of
Speaker 6: this guy. He has would you say, eight million followers.
Speaker 3: On TikTok yap, that means forty million on Instagram.
Speaker 6: That's like ten percent of the world follows this guy.
Speaker 6: That's a giant, giant star and I've never heard of that.
Speaker 6: That many people believe in vampires.
Speaker 2: Welcome to my work with your Spanish song this morning,
Speaker 2: I'm like, what the hell?
Speaker 3: Those kids? It was what he did this week? It
Speaker 3: was Memorial Day weekend, so we essentially had a four
Speaker 3: day weekend. So what did you do?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: It was my first time in San Juan Mihiho. Yeah,
Speaker 3: is that the capito. It's the capital of Puerto Rico. Yeah, wow,
Speaker 3: were you amazed?
Speaker 6: Immediately was enchanted. Everybody on the plane, the whole plane
Speaker 6: clap when we landed.
Speaker 3: Did you let me guess you didn't want to do?
Speaker 3: You didn't want to do just tourist stuff. What do
Speaker 3: I look like? So? I, uh, where'd you go? Took
Speaker 3: the bus to Cowboys and.
Speaker 2: Chris Hawker almost got canceled on the patch of morning
Speaker 2: Ship for answer on when Chorus said what I look like?
Speaker 2: Because he almost anceled it before.
Speaker 3: Here's what I'm willing to wager on. Okay, we're about
Speaker 3: to go to break.
Speaker 6: Marnie's gonna listen to sax Boy Billy and it's going
Speaker 6: to be the song of the summer at the Marne.
Speaker 6: She's gonna sing it, and it's going to be playing
Speaker 6: all summer long at her pool.
Speaker 3: It's one hundred out of one hundred. Somebody said, the
Speaker 3: guy wrote it, he can put it into AI.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that happens too, Christa that with Martie's gone and
Speaker 6: no one seems to care. Man, you can give it
Speaker 6: prompts or lyrics and it'll sing whatever you need it
Speaker 6: to sing. Sure, yep uh fan five in a second
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