Speaker 1: I like the little a little rumbling in the background. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's KD DOUBLEU B Monday morning. What was not on
Speaker 1: your Bengo card over the weekend? A lot of text messages,
Speaker 1: a couple of talkbacks. What did you not expect to happen?
Speaker 1: Maybe you were at Bennie Hannah on Friday night when
Speaker 1: the shooting broke out Maple Grove, Benny Hannah, A couple
Speaker 1: of knotheads are in there arguing about something. One of
Speaker 1: them pulls out a gun because you know that's the
Speaker 1: best way to settle an argument, and a Benny Hannah,
Speaker 1: for God's sake, suits the other guy in the crotch.
Speaker 2: What are you even like taking a gun to Benny
Speaker 2: Hannah Ford, did you assume, I mean.
Speaker 1: This is the kind of person who should not own
Speaker 1: a gun. Yeah, I mean you can carry a gun
Speaker 1: in Minnesota, you can conceal it, but you also should
Speaker 1: not be an idiot if you are going to carry
Speaker 1: a gun at all. So if you know an idiot
Speaker 1: that carries a gun, take that gun and hide it
Speaker 1: from them because they're because you know, you can carry
Speaker 1: it for protection. But an argument to Bennie Hannah over
Speaker 1: he got more shrimp sauce than I did.
Speaker 3: But that is good.
Speaker 4: It is good.
Speaker 5: You have a good point. You're right, you're right.
Speaker 1: So let's do the talk about what was not on
Speaker 1: your Bingo card this weekend. This is Nick and Kayak
Speaker 1: from dollan On, Minnesota, and we won the jackpot on
Speaker 1: the clown game at David Busters.
Speaker 6: Oh I don't know how much of the jack that's
Speaker 6: a good question. A bunch of tickets not on your
Speaker 6: Bingo cards.
Speaker 7: Some text messages both my sister and my best friend
Speaker 7: told me that they are pregnant.
Speaker 3: Do one day apart? Not on a Bingo card.
Speaker 7: This one says I found out I'm getting a twenty
Speaker 7: thousand dollars settlement check for getting hit in a hit
Speaker 7: and run.
Speaker 5: What wow? Not in your Bingo cards.
Speaker 7: About half the people who RSVP to my wedding reception
Speaker 7: didn't bother to change that or show up.
Speaker 5: Oh no, that is so sad.
Speaker 7: No, not on my Bingo card. My husband's friends showed
Speaker 7: up unannounced for the Vikings game and then kept asking
Speaker 7: what we had for ax and drink.
Speaker 3: That is so not a win.
Speaker 7: Weird. This one says we've been struggling with infertility for
Speaker 7: a few years and was about to get back on treatment,
Speaker 7: but then I got a positive pregnancy test. A lot
Speaker 7: of people are pregnant this week, and that's what's not
Speaker 7: on their Bingo card.
Speaker 3: Was pregnancy or trips to the er.
Speaker 2: I wasn't expecting to find out that you can open
Speaker 2: a quarkscrew without or open a wine bottle without a
Speaker 2: quarkscrew this weekend.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean you learned the not the hard way. No,
Speaker 3: it was a life hack.
Speaker 2: We were trying to open a wine bottle and I
Speaker 2: didn't want to go down the street to get a quarkscrew,
Speaker 2: so we went on TikTok, as one does, and we
Speaker 2: found out that if you put a flat iron or
Speaker 2: a straightener to the top of the wine bottle for
Speaker 2: like a good fifteen twenty minutes, it will pop open.
Speaker 5: The video's pretty amazing.
Speaker 3: Good to check that one my Instagram at vant leak What.
Speaker 5: Was not on your Bingo card?
Speaker 1: Here's one My sixteen year old getting into her first
Speaker 1: car accident was not on my bingo card. She's had
Speaker 1: a license for only a week. Nobody was hurt. Here's
Speaker 1: another one about the daughter not on my bingo card.
Speaker 1: My daughter was trying to get a bone from some
Speaker 1: food out of our dog's mouth. He bit her finger
Speaker 1: open and we ended up at urgent care. They tell
Speaker 1: you something, dogs and food, that is one of the
Speaker 1: few times they can get aggressive. If if the dog,
Speaker 1: they can be the sweetest pup ever. But if they
Speaker 1: think you're taking the food out of their mouth, that's
Speaker 1: when the natural instincts kick in and they're probably going
Speaker 1: to Yeah.
Speaker 7: We had a lot of people who are texting and
Speaker 7: not on their bingo card that they won tickets to
Speaker 7: either the Vikings game or the Wild game, that.
Speaker 3: They were winning tickets left and right, and they were thrilled.
Speaker 5: Not on the love that not on your bingo cars.
Speaker 2: Somebody on our live stream said, I got a call
Speaker 2: from jail saying I'm going to be a dad.
Speaker 3: All right, good for you. Here's a talk bag.
Speaker 5: From New Germany.
Speaker 7: Well, it was the time.
Speaker 6: My bingo card was the wall climbing of all of
Speaker 6: America with my daughter A.
Speaker 1: Gonna tell you something, if you have not done the
Speaker 1: wall climbing to all of America, I haven't done it
Speaker 1: in a few years.
Speaker 6: It's dope. Where is that it really is? It's up
Speaker 6: in the corner.
Speaker 5: The corner if.
Speaker 1: You're inside Nick University. Look up in the corner above
Speaker 1: home plate. You know where home plate is?
Speaker 3: Sure?
Speaker 5: Do you know where home plate is? In mall of America?
Speaker 7: I know where that one like seat is on the walls.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the baseball seat Pucket. It's not the Kirby
Speaker 1: Pucket seat. It's another guy. I want to say cal Ripken,
Speaker 1: but it's not.
Speaker 3: Because I know it's right.
Speaker 5: It's not if I think about it long enough.
Speaker 7: But no.
Speaker 1: But if you go back over by rock Bottom Plunge,
Speaker 1: there's the plaque where the old home plate was, where
Speaker 1: the when met stadium was there. Look up over your
Speaker 1: shoulder and that's where the wall climbing is.
Speaker 3: Okay, super cool. I've never done it. I feel like
Speaker 3: I would be too scared.
Speaker 1: What was not on your bingo card this weekend? I
Speaker 1: lost my ish on my mother in law, well overdue.
Speaker 6: It was your inner Bingo card. It was saying it
Speaker 6: is time apparently. So anyway, hope you had a good weekend.
Speaker 6: Check out our weekend in five photos. It was so beautiful.
Speaker 6: On Friday, we rode the motorcycle up to why Isetta. Yeah,
Speaker 6: and we're like, why why is that? Could you ride
Speaker 6: around the lake and look at the big beautiful homes
Speaker 6: and things like that. We go up to Wayzetta, we
Speaker 6: go into Gianni's and it was just crowded with gorgeous people,
Speaker 6: so we couldn't go in there, and we drove past Cove.
Speaker 6: Cove is allegedly the place where all the old guys
Speaker 6: go to meet hookers.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't know whether that's true or not, but it's
Speaker 1: a great story and good for business for Grove because
Speaker 1: I would just want to sit in Cove and watch
Speaker 1: old guys and hookers. Now, I don't know whether that's true,
Speaker 1: but it's a good story. And then so we go
Speaker 1: down to McCormick's and then I have a theory that
Speaker 1: if you work at a bar restaurant in Whysetta, you
Speaker 1: have to be genetically gifted and gorgeous, because the bartenders
Speaker 1: were gorgeous. The server she was gorgeous, and it was
Speaker 1: like everybody in there was gorgeous.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Well, I've never been to anyone anyway, And why is that.
Speaker 3: I've been to Whyeseta High School and that looks like
Speaker 3: a like an airport.
Speaker 5: It's it's huge, it looks like a five star hotel. School.
Speaker 3: Yes, but I believe it.
Speaker 7: I mean, if if I was good looking like birduper
Speaker 7: hot and I was running a bar, I feel like
Speaker 7: I would subconsciously only hire hot people.
Speaker 2: But so, I mean, why Zetta is filled with hot people,
Speaker 2: so it's easy for the like, It's not like we
Speaker 2: only hire hot people.
Speaker 3: Maybe only hot people apply, and maybe.
Speaker 5: That's what I thought.
Speaker 1: It's like, if you're from Wyzetta, are you just naturally hot?
Speaker 1: And they were all very polite. They're all very like,
Speaker 1: you know, very cordial and polite.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because if you look like Junkyard Joe like me,
Speaker 2: I'm not going to go apply it.
Speaker 5: No, they would never hire you.
Speaker 6: Bro.
Speaker 5: You could maybe get a job at the Jiffy Lube
Speaker 5: in Wiesetta.
Speaker 1: May it may be stay in the pit. That's a chit,
Speaker 1: that's a reach. We'll be right back. I gotta tell
Speaker 1: you a story. A friend of mine and I got
Speaker 1: into a heated argument over the weekend, and I want
Speaker 1: to see what you think. I caved. I will let
Speaker 1: you know right away. I caved because I'm a p word.
Speaker 1: Deep down inside, I'm a pe word, you know, I
Speaker 1: just am. So I want to hear what you would
Speaker 1: have done. If your friend would have attacked you in
Speaker 1: this way, and we'll tell you about it next on
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Speaker 7: See name with his double chain action happening. He's got
Speaker 7: two checks to change. I do this weekend, Dave. I
Speaker 7: was a victim to Target's new policy. Do you know
Speaker 7: of their new policy they have for the holidays?
Speaker 1: The one I'm thinking of? Like, is it a permanent policy? Like, Hi,
Speaker 1: how are you?
Speaker 3: It might be. I thought it was just for the
Speaker 3: holiday season.
Speaker 7: But where they are like required now to smile and
Speaker 7: say hello to everyone in the store.
Speaker 3: They have to flirt with you kind of.
Speaker 7: And so I'm walking around, like I think I'm walking
Speaker 7: past like the baby aisle, so not anywhere near the
Speaker 7: front of the store, and I walk by a Target
Speaker 7: employee and he goes hello and smiles at me.
Speaker 3: He go, Hi. I was so caught off guard because
Speaker 3: usually they just walk by you. Sure, yeah, they're busy
Speaker 3: and yeah, they've got stuff to do.
Speaker 7: But hello, and it was just hello, can I help
Speaker 7: you find anything today?
Speaker 5: No, I'm good Bailey Pepper sprayed him.
Speaker 7: My eyes. No, it was just like I wasn't planning
Speaker 7: on that. He was the only one to say anything
Speaker 7: to me that I did walk near. But hey, at
Speaker 7: least he took his job very seriously moment.
Speaker 5: I think that's a genius move. I like that.
Speaker 3: I know that getting kind of roasted for it right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well it's a There was a video that I
Speaker 1: put up the other day as a guy who's like
Speaker 1: he's being followed by creatures from the movie Smile or
Speaker 1: they have this big giant fake smile.
Speaker 5: They're chasing him around the Target store.
Speaker 3: Hello, Hello, Hi, Hi, hell Hello.
Speaker 1: So I want to run something by you, guys, because
Speaker 1: what do we do on the show is we basically
Speaker 1: we tell stories about our lives and hopefully maybe you
Speaker 1: can relate, and then we want to hear stories about
Speaker 1: your life too, Like the woman who rooted through her
Speaker 1: boyfriend's carry on last night found an engagement ring oops
Speaker 1: for her.
Speaker 5: Yikes.
Speaker 1: So I have a friend I'm not going to say
Speaker 1: her say her name, but I've known her for many
Speaker 1: years since we were both like probably twenty and she
Speaker 1: lives alone, she lives in another state. And I wrote
Speaker 1: to her a couple of a month or so ago,
Speaker 1: how are you? And she said, Eh, not so good.
Speaker 1: I'm not working them stressed out, I could lose my house.
Speaker 1: I need to get my dog to the vet. I
Speaker 1: put up a GoFundMe, but nobody's really helping. And I said, wow,
Speaker 1: that's a lot. And I left it there and I
Speaker 1: didn't go donate to their GoFundMe because I looked at
Speaker 1: it and they needed like a couple of thousand dollars
Speaker 1: and me given fifty bucks was not going to help.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So, and then they texted a week or two ago
Speaker 1: and they said, hey, can you share this go fund
Speaker 1: me on the radio?
Speaker 3: Oh I remember this, I remember talking.
Speaker 1: I probably told you about this, yeah, And I said,
Speaker 1: I said no, I said, we don't. We don't do
Speaker 1: gofundmes on the radio. And I'm certainly not going to
Speaker 1: use the platform of KATWB to promote my friends GoFundMe.
Speaker 1: That just sounds kind of poor taste portale.
Speaker 2: And it wasn't you being me, And that's just the
Speaker 2: rule we have in general, no gofundmes at all.
Speaker 1: Right, exactly, So the dog is still needing a lot
Speaker 1: of help. And I did not help. And I'll go
Speaker 1: back and say I don't. I am not super close
Speaker 1: with this person anymore. We were very close a long
Speaker 1: time ago, like I said, we were twenty twenty one. Whatever, wow,
Speaker 1: we stay in touch. One of those friendships. And so
Speaker 1: I don't donate. A couple of weeks go by and
Speaker 1: I get a text message that says thanks for helping.
Speaker 1: Oh and remember I did not help, And I said,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I'll be honest with you. I'm tired of
Speaker 1: people coming to me for money, which people do too much.
Speaker 1: And she said, oh wow, okay, well I've purchased many
Speaker 1: unwanted Girl Scout cookies and peanut brittle and question Mark
Speaker 1: question Mark, and I'm like, from me, she said, no, bro,
Speaker 1: but if your kids asked, I would. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: there's a difference between buying peanut brittle in Girl Scout
Speaker 1: cookies and asking for a lot of money for your dog.
Speaker 7: Yeah, exactly, because then you're I mean, if it's Girl
Speaker 7: Scout cookies, you're supporting this girl for like her entrepreneurship, you.
Speaker 2: Know, right, I will say, as rude as this person's
Speaker 2: coming off, I appreciate the fact that they're confronting you
Speaker 2: about it.
Speaker 3: Because not a lot of people do that. A lot
Speaker 3: of people just be like, oh, you didn't donate.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's your place to like confront anybody
Speaker 1: who doesn't.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think you should. So the fact that
Speaker 3: they I was like, Wow, that's ballsy. It's ballsy.
Speaker 1: So then she goes, all good, it's all good, and
Speaker 1: she said I can understand people get annoyed with bailing
Speaker 1: people out, but I am one hundred and twenty dollars short,
Speaker 1: and I didn't ask you for one hundred and twenty dollars.
Speaker 1: I said, do you need it still? Here's her text message, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I do. Do you think if I didn't, i'd blanking
Speaker 1: put up a go fundme?
Speaker 3: Was she drunk? Well, it's not.
Speaker 1: It's not a trip to bally. You are very lucky
Speaker 1: to have had the same job thirty years. It's quite
Speaker 1: humbling over here. I'm trying to keep my house. It's
Speaker 1: not your problem. I get it, and I can't dictate
Speaker 1: how you spend your hard earned money. I realized that,
Speaker 1: but blank I'm not some stranger and would have never
Speaker 1: posted if it wasn't needed. And I wrote back, I said,
Speaker 1: I'm not lucky to have the same job for thirty years.
Speaker 1: I am fortunate. Luck had nothing to do with it.
Speaker 1: Talk about it. You worked for this job, yeah, I said,
Speaker 1: tell me exactly what you need and whether you want
Speaker 1: GoFundMe or venmo.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't have. She just was so rude to you.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't have given her anything.
Speaker 1: I'm a P word now, remember very much. People please
Speaker 1: her and I'm a P word now. Remember I asked
Speaker 1: her how much you need? Exactly? What did she say
Speaker 1: last time? Remember one hundred and twenty. Well now the
Speaker 1: answer is two hundred and forty.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, and please don't tell you gave her
Speaker 3: to forty.
Speaker 1: She says that would be great, and I'm grateful. Two
Speaker 1: hundred and forty is the exact amount, but whatever your
Speaker 1: heart tells you. So I venmoed her three hundred dollars
Speaker 1: so there'd be a little extra in there.
Speaker 3: Never talk to her again. Period. You are.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, how is your dog? And I kind
Speaker 1: of get it. It's like her her dog is old,
Speaker 1: like ten or twelve years old. Yeah, and to me,
Speaker 1: it's like, if your dog is suffering that much, And
Speaker 1: I said, you might want to consider a humane euthanasia, yeah,
Speaker 1: and she said, yeah, well I will, but it sounds
Speaker 1: like the vets say he's got about another six months
Speaker 1: to live, and I'm like, if he's uncomfortable, it might
Speaker 1: be So anyway, what would you have done at what
Speaker 1: point of this conversation, bluck Block?
Speaker 2: Yeah, because you already disrespected me to begin with. You
Speaker 2: disrespected me because I didn't give you money. And like
Speaker 2: I said, although it was ballsy that she confronted you
Speaker 2: about it, she was an a hole.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and now you're really not getting money from me.
Speaker 1: Yeahh that's the direction I should have gone. I have
Speaker 1: told Susan about this when and Susan rarely listens to
Speaker 1: the show, so she won't know about it, but she
Speaker 1: will probably look on the visa statement and go, where'd
Speaker 1: you send three hundred dollars to via Venmo? Yeah?
Speaker 3: That three hundred dollars could have went to our Benny Hannah. True.
Speaker 7: True, I could have eaten three hundred dollars worth of
Speaker 7: any But that's it irks me because so she's clearly
Speaker 7: like envious of what you have over what she has.
Speaker 7: And I mean, I'm sure you've been dealing with it
Speaker 7: like your whole life, where like, oh, Dave has a
Speaker 7: stable job and people know who he is, so he
Speaker 7: must be able to give me money whenever I want it.
Speaker 7: But if everyone in their mom is asking you for
Speaker 7: money on the regular, that's taxing over time, literally like
Speaker 7: literally taxing over time, and her just being entitled to
Speaker 7: your money, but then also not even approaching it in
Speaker 7: a kind way.
Speaker 3: That's what baffles me about it. Does she say thanks
Speaker 3: to end it off? Oh? She did.
Speaker 1: She said, I'm so grateful, I'm so appreciative. But I
Speaker 1: it's kind of like she never.
Speaker 6: Is.
Speaker 1: She wasn't really in effect asking for help. She was
Speaker 1: demanding help.
Speaker 3: She's like, you can.
Speaker 1: I thought, she's reaching out to me and I'm not
Speaker 1: even that close to her. She must know no no
Speaker 1: one else to go to. She must be so desperate,
Speaker 1: she has no one else to go to. We got
Speaker 1: to take a break. I would love to hear what
Speaker 1: you think. If you didn't hear the story, I'll give
Speaker 1: you the short version coming up next. But i'd love
Speaker 1: to hear what you think. Six nine eight nine KDWB
Speaker 1: or text KDWB.
Speaker 3: YouTube TV ADWB.
Speaker 1: I was telling a story a minute ago, and I'm
Speaker 1: going to sum it up pretty quickly here. So a
Speaker 1: friend of mine that I've known for a very long time,
Speaker 1: since you're both like twenty one years old, but we're
Speaker 1: not really close anymore. It's one of those tertiary friends
Speaker 1: that you hear from on your birthday. And so she
Speaker 1: lives alone and she doesn't have a partner, and she
Speaker 1: has no real family around. She got a dog and
Speaker 1: the dog's been very sick, and so she needs that
Speaker 1: treatment for the dog. So she put up a GoFundMe
Speaker 1: and she sent it to me earlier in the month,
Speaker 1: like November first, and I didn't respond to it because
Speaker 1: it's like, you know what, I looked at her GoFundMe.
Speaker 1: She needed like twenty five hundred dollars. It was no
Speaker 1: traction at all, and she had like maybe three hundred dollars,
Speaker 1: so a little bit of traction. So I didn't respond
Speaker 1: to it. So then she sent it to me a
Speaker 1: couple of weeks later and she says, hey, put this
Speaker 1: on your radio show so your listeners can help out.
Speaker 1: I said, we don't do gofundmes on the radio period,
Speaker 1: especially not for a personal friend of mine, and not
Speaker 1: going to do that, so didn't hear from her and
Speaker 1: didn't donate. And then Friday night I get a text
Speaker 1: from her that says thanks a lot for helping, as
Speaker 1: in sarcasm, exactly.
Speaker 7: And literally the first text out the gate is thanks
Speaker 7: a lot for helping.
Speaker 5: I showed it to Bela.
Speaker 3: Yeah yah, and I thought, well that's rude.
Speaker 1: And I said, I'll be honest with you, I am
Speaker 1: tired of people asking me for money. I get it,
Speaker 1: not all the time, but I get it a little
Speaker 1: bit too much. Yeah, nobody ever wants to pay you
Speaker 1: back either. We know somebody that I've mentioned on the show.
Speaker 1: They want money, but they don't bother to pay you back.
Speaker 1: So I said, I'm sorry, I'm tired of it, and
Speaker 1: she's like, well, you know what, you I'm sorry. I
Speaker 1: haven't been so lucky as to have the same steady
Speaker 1: job for all these years and have a steady income.
Speaker 1: I'm about to lose my house and my dog needs
Speaker 1: ve treatment. And she said I would totally buy your
Speaker 1: kid's girl Scout cookies and peanut brittle, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: we're not talking about twenty five bucks.
Speaker 5: We're talking about a lot of money.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And so finally I break down and I said,
Speaker 1: I said, how much do you need?
Speaker 5: You still need it?
Speaker 1: And she said do you think that I would blank
Speaker 1: and put this up on a GoFundMe if I didn't
Speaker 1: need it?
Speaker 3: Bro, which is so hostile.
Speaker 7: Yeah, what a strange way to like go about asking
Speaker 7: someone too help you.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I wasn't even asking, it was demanding and demanding.
Speaker 2: That I think confronting you is just wild, like because
Speaker 2: you have no obligation, you still could have not responded
Speaker 2: back after she said thanks for helping.
Speaker 1: Well, I thought about it, but then I thought, you know, what,
Speaker 1: do I want to lose a friend? I don't want
Speaker 1: to lose a friend.
Speaker 3: But it's a tertiary friend, like you said, you're.
Speaker 1: Right, So I said, what do you need? Well, at
Speaker 1: one point she had said one hundred and ten dollars,
Speaker 1: Then she changed her answer to two hundred and forty dollars.
Speaker 1: So I sent her three hundred dollars figure and she
Speaker 1: could use the extra sixty for groceries or whatever gas.
Speaker 1: And so then she's very grateful and that I've been
Speaker 1: asking like over the weekend, how's your dog, and blah
Speaker 1: blah blah.
Speaker 7: I wouldn't talk to her again in my humble absolutely,
Speaker 7: because that's if it's just the it's the way that
Speaker 7: she went about it that was so hostile, in being
Speaker 7: sarcastic at the start of the conversation and then like
Speaker 7: pooh poohing and shaming you for not giving her money.
Speaker 5: First.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't have given her money in the first place.
Speaker 3: But that's you. It's whatever you want to.
Speaker 5: Don't tell Susan I did this by the way she will.
Speaker 3: But then like being like, oh, how's your dog?
Speaker 7: Whatever, I'm just gonna be like, no, you you got
Speaker 7: what you wanted from me, which was this money, have
Speaker 7: a nice life, goodbye.
Speaker 3: That's what I would do it like.
Speaker 7: But also, this has never happened to me, so I
Speaker 7: can't necessarily say from any kind of personal experience, well.
Speaker 1: I try to be like a little bit, you know, like, Okay,
Speaker 1: what brought her to this point? I'm like, she has
Speaker 1: obviously tapped out everybody else that she has asked for money,
Speaker 1: so maybe she just didn't have anybody else to go to.
Speaker 1: My thing is, if your dog is you know, needs
Speaker 1: twenty four hundred dollars worth of vet care and they're
Speaker 1: nearing the end of their life anyway. It's a hard decision,
Speaker 1: but you know, sometimes you got to make that decision.
Speaker 7: And also when you get a dog, you need to
Speaker 7: go into purchasing a pet knowing that you will have
Speaker 7: to cover vet costs.
Speaker 1: That's part of owning the dog. In the first she
Speaker 1: has not worked. She is not and it's not The
Speaker 1: industry she's in has changed a lot. Yeah, and she
Speaker 1: is not worked. So it's probably hard.
Speaker 7: I get like it's hard, but like, gosh, the hostile
Speaker 7: wave of coming into the conversation is what makes me mad.
Speaker 5: Katie is on the phone.
Speaker 3: Hi, Katie, Hey, and I was already doing good.
Speaker 5: What do you want to add to the whole story?
Speaker 8: Well, I have two words of the two things of advice.
Speaker 8: One is I have a fifteen year old daughter that's
Speaker 8: in high school and she's trying to figure out where
Speaker 8: real friends are. And she has like a Selsius every day,
Speaker 8: and there certain kids that are like, oh, you have a
Speaker 8: Celsius every day, let me have a sip of that.
Speaker 8: And then she has friends that are like she knows
Speaker 8: people know that she's kind and they can go in
Speaker 8: her backpack and get some mask are or get some makeup.
Speaker 8: Makeups started disappearing, so I said, Kayla, you need to
Speaker 8: understand and decide who are your real friends? Gay attention
Speaker 8: to which ones your mess Garrett ends up missing or
Speaker 8: does this sometimes your friends. You have to figure out
Speaker 8: who are real friends and who are friends who are
Speaker 8: convenient enough.
Speaker 5: I should have learned that in probably first grade.
Speaker 1: I stopped at the store on the way to school
Speaker 1: and I bought myself a Hershey bar, and I bought
Speaker 1: one for the coolest kid in school, John Nazarella. I
Speaker 1: took one to him and I gave it to him.
Speaker 1: He's like, wow, cool, thanks man. I'm like, he's my
Speaker 1: friend now. A couple of days later, he's got some
Speaker 1: funions delicious at lunch, and I'm like, can I have
Speaker 1: some funions? He's like no, And I said, well, I
Speaker 1: gave you that chocolate bar. He's like, well, you didn't
Speaker 1: have to. And I learned then and didn't stick with me.
Speaker 1: Obviously didn't stick with me that people love when you
Speaker 1: give them things, but they don't always want to give back. Right.
Speaker 2: It's so true though, because like you, this person you
Speaker 2: could have sent her that three hundred bucks. She could
Speaker 2: have not even said thank you. Then you would have
Speaker 2: regretted it in that moment. She already showed you before
Speaker 2: she was a crappy person.
Speaker 7: People are texting in a lot of people are texting
Speaker 7: in saying, Dave, you did not lose a friend.
Speaker 3: It's not your friend.
Speaker 7: And so you thinking, I don't want to lose a friend,
Speaker 7: so I'm going to give her money. That's not a friend.
Speaker 7: You're not losing anything but money. And that's like, ooh, girl,
Speaker 7: that's true.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a lot of people who've been through the
Speaker 1: same kind of situation. Your girl one need is on
Speaker 1: the phone right now.
Speaker 3: Why do you know? Hello baby, Hey, hey, hey, I
Speaker 3: cannot believe you did that. He could have spent it
Speaker 3: on Benny Hannah for us, right. If she was a friend,
Speaker 3: she would have never came at you like that. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I would have sent her a video of me going
Speaker 3: in my wallet.
Speaker 8: But then when I pulled my hand out, I would
Speaker 8: just give her the middle finger.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, let me grab something.
Speaker 5: You know what, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I guess I will not regret helping her out because
Speaker 1: I think there was some desperation. But I will not.
Speaker 1: It really makes you not want to help people out again.
Speaker 7: Right, So she ruined it for everybody, like the one
Speaker 7: kid who gets everyone in trouble of recess.
Speaker 1: I'm in desperate need of some new Jordan's mm hmm,
Speaker 1: same girl, Mommy, you think of Mooney two hundred and
Speaker 1: fifty bucks?
Speaker 5: Yeah, sure, you know what.
Speaker 1: I feel that you're reaching out to me because everybody
Speaker 1: else is tired of your ass. That's I think that
Speaker 1: somebody brought that up.
Speaker 5: Oney.
Speaker 1: Somebody said probably all of our other friends are so
Speaker 1: tired of her reaching out for money that they don't
Speaker 1: want to do it anymore.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And I'm not here to rip on this person. I
Speaker 1: try to put myself in other people's shoes. And it's like, Man,
Speaker 1: if you're desperate enough to like reach out to me,
Speaker 1: who is, like I said, a tertiary friend, you must
Speaker 1: be really desperate.
Speaker 7: Yeah. But if you're desperate enough to reach out to
Speaker 7: a tertiary friend, you think you would do it in kindness.
Speaker 7: And she did it in a hostile way, which is
Speaker 7: what makes me mad. We do have some text messages.
Speaker 7: This one says, as a business owner, I would have
Speaker 7: handled it the same way as Dave sometimes you just
Speaker 7: have to take the high road and give to the
Speaker 7: less fortunate. And even when try to take your character
Speaker 7: down while asking for a favor, people love to bite
Speaker 7: from the hand that feeds them.
Speaker 2: There's a difference between helping the less fortunate or people
Speaker 2: that need it and getting just completely disrespected. Right, once
Speaker 2: you disrespect me, go figure it out yourself. Since you
Speaker 2: got all your wits about you.
Speaker 7: Someone else is making a prediction saying it's a band
Speaker 7: aid fix six months from now and she'll have a
Speaker 7: gofund me for her mortgage.
Speaker 1: Well, and that's that's what I worry about. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: I know that she I don't think she has any family.
Speaker 1: I think her parents are both gone. I know she'd
Speaker 1: en't a partner or kids. I don't know. I don't
Speaker 1: I'm not close enough to her to know about like
Speaker 1: you know, relationships and you know friends and things like that.
Speaker 5: But you know, if that helped her out.
Speaker 2: And I love dogs, I mean, yeah, well, look, Ava's
Speaker 2: got a doctor appointment next week, my dog.
Speaker 3: Can you pay for her foot bills? She drastically needs it.
Speaker 1: No, And I can tell you why, because you're loaded.
Speaker 1: You make iHeart money. You are loaded with loaded, and
Speaker 1: your girl works over at care eleven. She loaded. You
Speaker 1: sell that Emmy award and get a couple of thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: Boil it down for kdwbuh.
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Speaker 1: try this little hack.
Speaker 3: What was the last time you ate a salad?
Speaker 7: Day?
Speaker 1: Last night, you smart ass? We had We had gone
Speaker 1: a little bit hog wild over the weekend. That's why
Speaker 1: we got wingstop and we said, okay, yesterday I was
Speaker 1: going to make a crockpot meal with killbossa and sausage,
Speaker 1: and I said no. So we had a delicious cauliflower rice,
Speaker 1: shredded carrots, ground turkey, and I think that might have
Speaker 1: been it. Wow, and a little soy sauce and peanut sauce.
Speaker 1: Probably about six hundred calories maybe for the whole thing,
Speaker 1: maybe four hundred.
Speaker 3: So I wouldn't take that. Screw you, Hey, I wouldn't
Speaker 3: take that if I was you. Now ask her the same.
Speaker 5: Question, where's the last time you had a salad?
Speaker 7: Let's see, let's see it's yeah.
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, And Bond doesn't eat salads.
Speaker 3: Had a salad yesterday, did you? Yes?
Speaker 5: I did.
Speaker 3: Wow, it was a caesar salad. Thank you very much.
Speaker 3: Sad Omar's pizza best pizza.
Speaker 5: With the pizza, so that doesn't count.
Speaker 1: By the way, there is an Iowa mom that thinks
Speaker 1: this teacher is genius after added an unusual item to
Speaker 1: the school supply list. So listen to this Iowa mom
Speaker 1: and listen to what the item is on the school
Speaker 1: supply list.
Speaker 4: There's one item on my kids' school supply list that
Speaker 4: absolutely blew my mind in the best way, because this.
Speaker 3: Teacher is a freaking genius.
Speaker 4: The fact that she thought to put this item on
Speaker 4: the school supplylist just gives me so much faith that
Speaker 4: she truly understands children.
Speaker 5: Now, what do you think it is?
Speaker 1: Think about it, guess and I will tell you next.
Speaker 1: What is the item on a school supply list that
Speaker 1: probably most teachers don't think of?
Speaker 5: I'll tell you next. I gotta give you a little.
Speaker 1: Shout out to New New Happy birthday. She lives in
Speaker 1: Maryland apparently, and listens on the iHeartRadio app. Wow, So
Speaker 1: happy birthday from Stevie and Ethan to New New New. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So every birthday you share a birthday with my sister Donna. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Donna's got a birthday today.
Speaker 9: You.
Speaker 1: Don RuPaul is sixty five, Danny Vito is eighty one. Wow,
Speaker 1: still working hard for Jersey Mics though.
Speaker 3: Is he really? Wow?
Speaker 5: Scene the commercials? No, you're not watching enough television.
Speaker 3: I don't watch regular Team.
Speaker 5: Well you gotta start, okay, okay.
Speaker 1: Martin Scarsese is eighty three years old and Lord Michael's,
Speaker 1: producer of Saturday Night Live, is still doing his thing
Speaker 1: eighty one years old.
Speaker 5: Wow?
Speaker 1: What is it the item that a teacher said this
Speaker 1: should be on your kid's school supply list.
Speaker 4: There's one item on my kid's school supply list that
Speaker 4: absolutely blew my mind in the best way.
Speaker 3: Because this teacher is a freaking genius.
Speaker 4: The fact that she thought to put this item on
Speaker 4: your school's plylist just gives me so much faith that
Speaker 4: she truly understands children. Fourth grader specifically, You want to
Speaker 4: know what the item is.
Speaker 9: What is it?
Speaker 5: Dedant?
Speaker 9: Every child has to bring a stick of deoderant to
Speaker 9: keep in their desk.
Speaker 3: Our school's not air conditioned.
Speaker 9: Can you even begin to fathom how much thirty fourth
Speaker 9: graders freshly recessed you off the blacktop and one hundred
Speaker 9: degree Iowa corn sweat heat, the stench that has to
Speaker 9: come off those children, and then you put them all
Speaker 9: in one room together, unair conditioned from the vergin.
Speaker 1: Ohoh man, I have It's been a long time since
Speaker 1: I've been around kids that age, but I've heard from
Speaker 1: teachers that's like, parents, your kids stink from about fourth
Speaker 1: or fifth grade. They get some sort of hormone, pheromone
Speaker 1: something in their sweat. It's not cute little five year
Speaker 1: old sweat anymore.
Speaker 5: It's stink.
Speaker 7: Yeah. The aisle on the bus on a debate tournament
Speaker 7: days spicy.
Speaker 3: Stinky, and I'm like, get me out of here, spicy.
Speaker 2: Then I think we need to add it to the
Speaker 2: school supply list for all grades, especially high school. All
Speaker 2: my adults too, not even just when you're in school.
Speaker 2: Some people be walking around st A n K.
Speaker 5: Yeah it's true.
Speaker 1: Happy birthday, Kylie. She is thirteen years old to day,
Speaker 1: so happy birthday. Thanks for listening to KD double ub.
Speaker 1: Let's get on with a quick version of the Dirt.
Speaker 7: Jelly Roll just saved his shaved his face for the
Speaker 7: first time in over ten years, and his wife Bunny XO.
Speaker 7: She says she was shocked when she saw it, but
Speaker 7: she hasn't he hasn't shown anyone else and they're keeping
Speaker 7: it a secret for now. But I will tell you
Speaker 7: I had a boyfriend once who did no shave November
Speaker 7: and he had like a beard for a month, and
Speaker 7: then when he shaved, it terrified me. So I can't
Speaker 7: imagine what Jelly Roll looks like without his face hair.
Speaker 3: Already care for a while.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Dave, you're gonna get excited about this because gets
Speaker 2: what's coming to Disney. Plus, it's a nine part series.
Speaker 3: They're calling it The Beatles Anthology. It's dropping.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's gonna drop nine parts, but three episodes premiere
Speaker 2: on November twenty six, which is what next week.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 1: The Beatles Anthology came out on ABC TV in nineteen
Speaker 1: ninety six, so this is probably a replay.
Speaker 2: Says the definitive story of the Beatles, as told by
Speaker 2: the Beatles themselves.
Speaker 5: Yeah, is that it?
Speaker 1: I think that's the one who is called the Beatles
Speaker 1: Anthology and it aired over like a week or two
Speaker 1: back in nineteen ninety six, and that's how I fell
Speaker 1: in love with the Beatles. Yes, to watch it life,
Speaker 1: I probably will, so a very big fan. In four weeks,
Speaker 1: John Cena fights in the w w E ring for
Speaker 1: the final time. He says his farewell in New York City.
Speaker 1: Ww E Ross Dreams on Netflix from Madison Square Gardens.
Speaker 1: Seventeen times WWE World Champion during his two decade career.
Speaker 1: He's in the Guinness World Record Book for granting the
Speaker 1: most make of wishes at six hundred and fifty and counting.
Speaker 1: So that's kind of cool. That is the dirt brought
Speaker 1: to you by six one two, Injured Heimer and Lambers
Speaker 1: Injury Law. I did something over the weekend. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: had an adventure some weekend. And this is not about
Speaker 1: the dog story at all. The dog story is we
Speaker 1: already talked about that one. This is something that I
Speaker 1: did that almost ended me up in divorce court. Divorce court,
Speaker 1: something that I did this weekend, as Susan was very
Speaker 1: upset about. And then I want to ask if you've
Speaker 1: ever done this before you hear the story coming up
Speaker 1: in a minute on KADW.