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Speaker 3: Well, it's not because it's old or anything like that.
Speaker 3: It's because I got rear ended. So none of my
Speaker 3: electricals working. I'm trying to get the damage fixed. And
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Speaker 3: I have a camper van. Yeah, you do estimates on that.
Speaker 3: So it's just damage and it just sucks about the
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Speaker 2: And you know she is. She is a love hate relationship.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I love her so much, but I hate her
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Speaker 1: By the way, your neighbor just texted, she's on fire
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Speaker 3: We do regular confessions on the show, but right now
Speaker 3: we're going to talk about some drunk confessions people heard
Speaker 3: on Reddit. Early two thousands, I picked up my friend
Speaker 3: from the bar because he was too drunk to drive.
Speaker 3: As soon as he gets in my car, he blurs
Speaker 3: up my then girlfriend and I are getting you a
Speaker 3: PS two for Christmas.
Speaker 2: So he couldn't he couldn't hold in what he was
Speaker 2: getting him for Christmas. I thought that was all right.
Speaker 3: Another one, an older cousin called a group of us
Speaker 3: together and came out as gay. He was genuinely surprised,
Speaker 3: and I think upset when we not only accepted it,
Speaker 3: but explain that we've known this for a decade.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so these are drunken confessions.
Speaker 3: Shortly after my friend and his girlfriend got engaged, she
Speaker 3: got very drunk at a part and went around saying
Speaker 3: to everyone, I got engaged, and then in a sad
Speaker 3: voice to Peter, Yeah, Peter. They did not make it
Speaker 3: to the alter. This person says, my boss texted me
Speaker 3: by accident when she was drunk and she was asking
Speaker 3: for narcotics from her dealing.
Speaker 2: Oh no, yeah, wow.
Speaker 3: My boss told me about his secret son. He's been
Speaker 3: married for over forty years and they have three kids
Speaker 3: and six grandchildren.
Speaker 2: But he had another son that was someone else.
Speaker 3: But apparently that son passed away in his thirties, but
Speaker 3: nobody know it was about that other son. This all
Speaker 3: came out when they were drinking. Now this one is
Speaker 3: a doozy. My work colleague, So this person is a male.
Speaker 3: His work colleague is a female. Confessed to him that
Speaker 3: she was lonely. She saw him as a safe space
Speaker 3: at work and she really wanted to peg him.
Speaker 1: Whoa god, Wow, that was a drunk confession.
Speaker 2: That was a drunk confession.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't expect that.
Speaker 2: This is so weird.
Speaker 3: So I turned twenty one in Santa Cruz and really
Speaker 3: liked hanging out at a bar. It's called the New
Speaker 3: Jury Room. It's crossed from the courthouse, so that's why
Speaker 3: it's called that. But some of the regulars said that
Speaker 3: it used to be called just the jury room because
Speaker 3: supposedly a regular there had gotten really drunk confessed to
Speaker 3: a string of murders to the others in the bar,
Speaker 3: and some of them were courthouse employees, and they compared
Speaker 3: his story to facts of unsolved murders and it was true,
Speaker 3: so he got caught.
Speaker 2: So now it's the new.
Speaker 3: Jury room, not the old jury room where a steal
Speaker 3: serial killer hung out. Damn, this one made me laugh
Speaker 3: so hard because if you consume protein powder, you get this.
Speaker 3: My roommate drunkenly admitted he's been stealing my protein powder
Speaker 3: for two years and replacing it with.
Speaker 2: Cheap generic crap.
Speaker 3: I've been paying premium prices for chalky garbage because some
Speaker 3: protein powder does legitimately taste like chalk. The premium stuff
Speaker 3: is actually very good. And we'll end with this one
Speaker 3: and says, my partner and her mother got pretty drunk
Speaker 3: at a family event. My partner ended up confessing to
Speaker 3: her mother that we were swingers. Her mother confessed that
Speaker 3: she and her new partner were swinging too.
Speaker 1: Is that you?
Speaker 3: So this is the path they ended up making to
Speaker 3: never go to clubs in each other's estates to prevent
Speaker 3: anything unpleasant. So apparently they lived in different states.
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Speaker 1: I had no idea Pharrell wrote all those songs that
Speaker 1: is amazing.
Speaker 4: So many him and the guy Chad Hugo in the
Speaker 4: Neptune Neptunes and that was just a couple of them,
Speaker 4: like the Drop It Like It's Hot Milkshake. All those
Speaker 4: he wrote produced kind of did a little in the
Speaker 4: grip like his.
Speaker 1: Little producer yah yah producer sounds like, oh that that's
Speaker 1: really good. Yeah, I had really no idea. Did you
Speaker 1: know Ferrella is like fifty one years old.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he looks young though, did you the He does
Speaker 3: wear sunglasses a lot though, And I feel like sunglasses
Speaker 3: can make.
Speaker 2: Anyone look young. I should try that, Yeah, you should.
Speaker 4: You look good with your glasses though, me and Bailey
Speaker 4: tell you that all the time.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you face shade, honestly, Well, not just sunglasses, but
Speaker 5: just cover your whole face with one big shade.
Speaker 2: Well, to cover up your face, so you look like
Speaker 2: a shade, like a.
Speaker 1: Or a paper bag.
Speaker 5: Or a paper bag. Yeah, wide brim hats.
Speaker 1: Telling Bailey a little while ago, I said, you know what,
Speaker 1: thank God that I have you in here to remind
Speaker 1: me what a piece of garb a gi am. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and she said yeah, and like you're welcome. Yeah, you're
Speaker 1: so welcome. Yeah, because I was trying to work on
Speaker 1: a commercial a little while ago and kept screwing it up,
Speaker 1: and she's like, you're stupid.
Speaker 5: Well yeah, because in the commercial we kept talking about
Speaker 5: how how sharp your mind was, and then you would
Speaker 5: flub it and you'd be like, you know, my brain
Speaker 5: is getting to work.
Speaker 1: I'm so sharp. God do it again. My brain is
Speaker 1: so short. It's good to hell. It's good to have
Speaker 1: a friend this and this is what we call our friends.
Speaker 1: This is what we call our friends. Somebody who's constantly
Speaker 1: honest to remind us what stupid people. We are keeping
Speaker 1: you humble. Baby, got to somebody's got about doing doing yoga.
Speaker 1: I kind of want to do yoga, and I love
Speaker 1: to see I know, out out of nowhere, I'm thinking
Speaker 1: about doing yoga. Okay, do where do you start to
Speaker 1: do yoga? Do you look on YouTube? Do you buy
Speaker 1: a yoga book? Do I got to go to a
Speaker 1: yoga gym?
Speaker 5: No, go to like a yoga class. I'm sure there's
Speaker 5: like yoga for beginners. You know, you might like like
Speaker 5: hot yoga. I went to a hot yoga class.
Speaker 1: I did it once a yeah, and I I won't
Speaker 1: say it wasn't my thing. It was. It was difficult.
Speaker 1: It was not a beginner yoga.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say.
Speaker 3: You probably went to Warrior sculpt which is like hit yoga.
Speaker 3: That's what Steve used to do all the time, because
Speaker 3: I did that with him, and he'd have to like
Speaker 3: stop ten minutes in because he sweat so much of
Speaker 3: the entire floor was dripping in THO.
Speaker 1: I did p' id x yoga, and yoga was the
Speaker 1: toughest day on p' idy x. I want to do
Speaker 1: a relaxing, meditated I yoga where you're like you know,
Speaker 1: you do the child's pose, then do the cat pose,
Speaker 1: do the child's pose again, then you have a little
Speaker 1: sip of water, you take a break, and you go home.
Speaker 5: You seem like someone who would be interested in tai chi.
Speaker 1: I actually liked that. To go laugh at me, I
Speaker 1: downloaded a tai chi app and I paid like nineteen
Speaker 1: dollars for it. I used it one time because I
Speaker 1: couldn't follow the movements, but I.
Speaker 4: Would like to do I'd be more determined to figure
Speaker 4: it out. Yeah, or at least try it for free
Speaker 4: before you put the money down.
Speaker 1: I don't like it then, and it wasn't bad vaunt.
Speaker 1: It was like kind of relaxing, but then the movements
Speaker 1: got a little bit more complicated and I'm like, eh,
Speaker 1: was like a good time for a burger.
Speaker 4: Yeah, is what you're looking to do, like specifically relaxing
Speaker 4: or do you want to just move your body?
Speaker 1: Stretch? And I move my body all the time, but
Speaker 1: like stretching and relaxing. I like it would like to
Speaker 1: stretch because when I've ever I bend over to feed Bernie, I'm.
Speaker 5: Like, and he looks at you, like just my foodle
Speaker 5: Man took on a meditation retreat and then let us know,
Speaker 5: like keep a journal.
Speaker 1: I think that'd be fun.
Speaker 3: Dave would make fun of every person at a retreat
Speaker 3: like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, yes, that is.
Speaker 3: Woo wo to the top notch your sound bath, like Megan,
Speaker 3: every person there.
Speaker 1: Sound bath sounds lit? Have you seen those? Bud Dave?
Speaker 1: I had a sound bath in Hawaii. It was the
Speaker 1: stupidest thing I ever spent. It was a free sound bath,
Speaker 1: but afterward you're obligated to tip the moron that gave
Speaker 1: it to you twenty bucks. And she's like, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: we have a different bowl over here, and to tap
Speaker 1: the bowl and then you just absorb this. She okay,
Speaker 1: how long is this? I felt because bad for it
Speaker 1: because we're at the pool in Hawaii last year, exactly
Speaker 1: a year ago, and she's coming around and nobody's really
Speaker 1: taking her up on it, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: It's like everybody's like, no, that sounds stupid. So I'm like, yeah, sure,
Speaker 1: I'm like this is gonna cost me twenty dollars. But
Speaker 1: she's working, she needs some money. She's not doing it,
Speaker 1: you know, because she loves it. But whatever, So it's like, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tap this bowl and this bowl and this
Speaker 1: bowl and won, and then she's of course, how did
Speaker 1: you like that? And then you want to make her
Speaker 1: feel good. It's like when your kid makes a macaroni
Speaker 1: art and a necklace. You go, all, that's beautiful. Wow,
Speaker 1: So you give them a good review and it's like
Speaker 1: tips are not mandatory, but they sure are appreciated.
Speaker 5: It like the iPad around, It starts at twenty five person.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, man, I think I gave her twenty bucks.
Speaker 3: Out of If you don't like sound bath, you're never
Speaker 3: gonna like yoga.
Speaker 1: Really no, I've done yoga before. Yoga's practical. It stretches you.
Speaker 1: But if Phyllis brings along a can of crystals and
Speaker 1: is like, well, the courts one is the healing energy
Speaker 1: one and the one is the one that spirit shut
Speaker 1: up with your rocks and your crystals, Helen.
Speaker 2: Well, Helen, what did Helen ever do to you?
Speaker 1: Brought along crystals?
Speaker 5: Well, I'm glad she has a collection, has something to
Speaker 5: call her own.
Speaker 1: Do you guys want to talk about that? Gallantine's Day is.
Speaker 5: Today's Gallantine's Day. Happy holidays to women with friends, because
Speaker 5: today's Gallantine's Day, which is like you know, an unofficial
Speaker 5: holiday where you hang out with all your girlfriends. I
Speaker 5: did a Gallantine's Dying last Saturday, and literally all we
Speaker 5: did for three hours was sit around and gossip.
Speaker 2: It was awesome. We didn't have a TV on, there
Speaker 2: was no music.
Speaker 5: We literally ate cinnamon rolls, we had Bloody Mary's and
Speaker 5: we gossiped for three hours.
Speaker 2: It was fantastic. I loved it.
Speaker 1: It's also Fred at the thirteen. Not a good day
Speaker 1: to do the old pull and prey method. You know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Do you know what I'm saying? My finger?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, don't do it. Not to give it today,
Speaker 1: not today. Oh so, Happy Gallantine's Day, Happy weekend. We
Speaker 1: get some stuff going on for you for this weekend.
Speaker 1: Let's not do that. We don't have time. We're gonna do.
Speaker 1: We're gonna get right into Dave's dirt on KATIEWB.
Speaker 6: Seventy two percent of the following gossip is made up
Speaker 6: by Dave.
Speaker 3: It's Dave's dirt on KADWB.
Speaker 1: Actually not made up at all. I'm just gonna go
Speaker 1: over some things really quick that are going on this weekend.
Speaker 1: In case you're looking to get out of the hat.
Speaker 1: It's going to be gorgeous this weekend comparatively today forty five,
Speaker 1: tomorrow fifty one, maybe some snow next week, so go
Speaker 1: enjoy it while you can. The RV Show is going
Speaker 1: on this weekend through right through Monday. Golf Show is
Speaker 1: also at the Convention Center this weekend. Harlem Globe Trotter's
Speaker 1: Target Center on Sunday at three. World's Toughest Rodeo is
Speaker 1: the Grand Casino Arena over in Saint Paul today and tomorrow.
Speaker 1: A lot of polar plunges. There's one in Rochester, Waconia
Speaker 1: and wood Barry. We were at Lola's Lake House last night.
Speaker 1: They had all the tent set up for the polar plunge.
Speaker 1: That looks kind of fun. Love it. Big Rock, Big
Speaker 1: Rock under the license this weekend. Zoo after Hours is
Speaker 1: at the Minnesota Zoo for Valentine's Day. Blue Group I've
Speaker 1: always wanted to see the Blue Men group. They are
Speaker 1: tonight at the State Theater in Minneapolis. Guys and Dolls
Speaker 1: opens to chan Hassen Dinner Theater tonight, Happy opening Night.
Speaker 2: Break a Leg again, Yes, Break a Leg.
Speaker 1: Minnesota Roller Derby is also to tomorrow at Roy Wilkins
Speaker 1: Arena Auditorium that is in Saint Paul.
Speaker 3: So there's been a GoFundMe started for James Vanderbeek and
Speaker 3: you might think, why does the celebrity like that need
Speaker 3: to go fundme? Well, basically it's up to two million dollars.
Speaker 3: And what James Vanderbeek said before he passes like he's
Speaker 3: uspent his savings on cancer treatment and he had less
Speaker 3: than you might expect from starring in such such a
Speaker 3: successful show like Dawson's Creek because there was no residual money.
Speaker 1: From Dawson's Creek paycheck.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a.
Speaker 3: Really bad contract and he so he said, I saw
Speaker 3: almost nothing from that. Steven Spielberg donated twenty five thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: Apparently Dawson and Dawson's Creek idolized Spielberg, so that was sweet, funny.
Speaker 3: A lot of other celebrities have donated just a ton,
Speaker 3: like Zoe's Heldonna pledged to contribute twenty five hundred, but
Speaker 3: it's just sad. It's to help the family out and
Speaker 3: like leftover medical bills for a celebrity, which is crazy.
Speaker 5: If you're looking to go to the movies for Valentine's Day,
Speaker 5: this weekend wuthering heights that come out.
Speaker 1: Out good you think it does.
Speaker 5: I've only heard like hot takes that are on the
Speaker 5: bad side of it on like TikTok wait, mostly people
Speaker 5: who are like upset because it doesn't align with the
Speaker 5: literature necessarily. But some reviews have said that it is
Speaker 5: made for the Bridgerton generation and it is influenced by
Speaker 5: the esthetics of soft peorn in high fashion. It's a
Speaker 5: movie with its sites firmly fixed on gen z okay,
Speaker 5: so we'll see. Honestly, I kind of want to see
Speaker 5: it only because every single shot that I see from
Speaker 5: this movie, like in a trailer, looks like the cover
Speaker 5: of a romance novel that you find in CBS.
Speaker 4: So I kind of want to see exactly You ever
Speaker 4: thought you'd hear the kids Abot version of Shaboozie's a
Speaker 4: bar song, Well today you're going to.
Speaker 1: They partnered with him, and I think butchered it. But
Speaker 1: y'all love it. Everybody in the place sing it with me.
Speaker 1: I love how they changed the lyrics around. That is
Speaker 1: so sweet.
Speaker 5: We're having milkshakes at this bar.
Speaker 1: I like that. Okay, what do you want to cover here?
Speaker 1: This is an Olympian figure skaters. They're Americans, Madison Chalk
Speaker 1: and Evan Bates. They lost the gold and they took silver.
Speaker 1: They were on the today so yesterday. So here's kind
Speaker 1: of the drama of not winning that gold.
Speaker 6: It was a little hard, but I think the most
Speaker 6: important thing is the feeling that we had when we
Speaker 6: finished our skate.
Speaker 2: We were so happy. We knew we left it all.
Speaker 6: In the ice. We skated with our hearts and I
Speaker 6: wouldn't change anything about how we skated, or our preparation
Speaker 6: or what we did to get to this point.
Speaker 1: Yang good for them.
Speaker 5: If you're watching the Olympics today, it's the women's hockey quarterfinal,
Speaker 5: the men's halfpipe, the women's snowboard cross, and then Iliya
Speaker 5: Malinin is trying.
Speaker 1: To go for gold.
Speaker 5: As a figure skater. He's the one with the big
Speaker 5: old cheeks and you could do a backflip.
Speaker 1: He's the quad God, good god, he is able to
Speaker 1: do a quad axel or quad jumper spin or something
Speaker 1: like that. It really is amazing. Great hair too, he
Speaker 1: does have really cool hair. All right, that is it.
Speaker 1: You guys, have a great weekend. Thank you for being
Speaker 1: here all week. In long the Cardi B tickets on
Speaker 1: KATIEWB when we come back on Tuesday. We're not here
Speaker 1: on Monday, and hopefully you've got a longer weekend too.
Speaker 1: We got the Ultimate tickets, so starting at like seven
Speaker 1: oh five and then every hour, every half hour, every
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Speaker 1: Everybody from Noah Khan to Ed Sheeran to Bruno Mars MGK.
Speaker 1: This is off the top of my head, so I'm
Speaker 1: gonna miss some. But it starts at seven oh five
Speaker 1: on Monday. I know that's a long ways away and
Speaker 1: Tuesday and nobody's going, hey, I'm really looking forward to Tuesday.
Speaker 1: Hey wait yeah, make it a little bit easier, Onya.
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