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Speaker 2: And welcome because you have just tuned in to Real

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Speaker 2: Last on Real Radio one oh four point one, we

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Speaker 2: are get nightcap of comedy. I'm your host for tonight,

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Speaker 2: mister James jon And joining me in studio, my partner

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Speaker 2: in Crome, my brother from another mother, Miguel Cologne.

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Speaker 1: Don't you forget about the junior because he knows who

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Speaker 1: his daddy is. What's going on, Miguel?

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Speaker 3: What's up? Hey? Man? Hold up? The hold up? I'm

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Speaker 3: not the only one of those their daddy. You told

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Speaker 3: me you didn't get into the story. But you told

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Speaker 3: me you recently ran into your dad again. And that's

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Speaker 3: like an on and off sighting when you run into

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Speaker 3: like anytime James runs into his daddy's like I ran

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Speaker 3: it to my dad's day. Looks like the crops need

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Speaker 3: to be harvested, you know, ain't now that I'll be

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Speaker 3: riding with James and he's like, oh man, my carporal

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Speaker 3: tunnel's acting up. My daddy's near.

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Speaker 2: You know, bro, it's bad when you've seen Bigfoot more

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Speaker 2: than your father.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, man, it's some more.

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Speaker 3: Some more videos have been laden than you've done of

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Speaker 3: your dad.

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Speaker 1: I've been in the same room, have been laden.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he what's up? Dog man? You hadn't watch the news?

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Speaker 3: Why everybody hate on you? What's up?

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Speaker 2: Oh you?

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Speaker 3: Oh it might not have been okay, I believe you, Benny.

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Speaker 3: Oh thatad times is changing. So you you're you're like

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Speaker 3: for those of you who haven't been listening for ten years,

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Speaker 3: shame on you anyway. Yeah, but uh, James, uh, A

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Speaker 3: quick a quick summary from my point of view of

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Speaker 3: your father. Papa was a rolling stone, oh h was

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Speaker 3: never really a big part of your life. And then

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Speaker 3: your mother shot your father three times in the leg?

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Speaker 3: Is that correct? Or I don't.

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Speaker 2: I don't know exactly where it hit because first off,

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Speaker 2: I'm not a snitch.

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Speaker 3: But yeah, yeah, good looks, good looks. Let me take

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Speaker 3: me to the streets, say seven times in the chest? Buddy?

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Speaker 3: Your propam was like you wonder how I lived with

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Speaker 3: seven shots, but for real, Door Cordibu, I'm losing it.

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Speaker 2: I'm losing I'm gonna say my dad on a you know,

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Speaker 2: on a negative note, did get shot three times by

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Speaker 2: my mom. But on a positive he did drop a

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Speaker 2: fire mixtape like you got All.

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Speaker 3: It was so hard. Yeah, hey, hey, that's why I

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Speaker 3: been in your son. You dark skinned? What you say

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Speaker 3: you can't money?

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Speaker 1: That was my favorite song.

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Speaker 3: It was hard. Even your mom was like, hey, hey, hey,

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Speaker 3: don't bad mouth your dad. He rides. Hey, let me

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Speaker 3: ask that too. Yeah, it was your mom like you

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Speaker 3: you couldn't say nothing bad about your dad, even though

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Speaker 3: like you like because that's like an old school that's

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Speaker 3: an old spell trait. It's like, hey, man, he good.

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Speaker 3: Your mom's like, I'm sick of you, James. I gave

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Speaker 3: my old black James name because it's good times. It's like,

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Speaker 3: I'm sick of you and y'all asked to get out

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Speaker 3: of my house. And then you like you never needed.

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Speaker 3: Mama's popping the face. That's your father and it's like

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Speaker 3: I don't know that for real. I know you know that,

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Speaker 3: and I know biologically he is, but you don't even

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Speaker 1: But you are so right. That is a southern black,

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Speaker 2: They don't let you bad talk your father even if

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Speaker 2: he's not in your life.

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Speaker 1: My mom was one of those people.

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Speaker 2: And I will say this, it's crazy how life works,

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Speaker 2: because my mom told me later on in life, let

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Speaker 2: him be a grandfather to your kids where he wasn't

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Speaker 3: I will say that, I'm gonna tell you this man

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Speaker 3: that is that sh that's a very strong thing to

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Speaker 3: to be like, I don't ever want to hear about

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Speaker 3: that man. That man I don't trust out of this.

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Speaker 3: She's every right she had to shoot him. Yeah, she

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Speaker 3: your mom's not even saying he deserves forgiveness. She's just saying,

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Speaker 3: James for you, Yes, for.

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Speaker 1: You, your own mental ability. Yeah, Like she.

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Speaker 3: Knows he's not like gonna beat the children and do

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Speaker 3: horrible He's not that.

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Speaker 1: He's just not that guy anymore. She knows that, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he's so longer that guy.

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Speaker 2: He's just my father always had a problem with two things,

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Speaker 2: commitment and condoms.

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Speaker 1: The two seeds. He had a problem with that.

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Speaker 3: He I say, condoms of her people with trust issues,

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Speaker 3: that's what he's saying. Yeah, but the girls like put

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Speaker 3: a condom on, Like, damn, girl, you don't even trust me.

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Speaker 3: I'm willing to get poison on my pee people because

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Speaker 3: I believe in you.

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Speaker 1: And that's love.

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Speaker 3: That's love, girl, that's love. Man.

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Speaker 2: And here to confirm all the things we're saying, is

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Speaker 2: a friend of the show.

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Speaker 1: Not even friend anymore? I keep saying that part of

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Speaker 1: the family. From the Pillow Work podcast with Amy at.

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Speaker 3: LaCour Amy LaCour's banquet, What up yo?

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Speaker 4: Amazing, amazing?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I guess the condom is kind of like a

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Speaker 5: prenup of a sexual situation.

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Speaker 3: You're right saying, yeah, like, but it's it's saying like, hey, listen, man,

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Speaker 3: I don't believe this is gonna work, and I'm gonna

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Speaker 3: start relationships off like that.

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Speaker 4: You don't you would have all just bear back.

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Speaker 3: I can't girl, your bear back, girl, and you can

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Speaker 3: say it man. Some people are listening raw dog ram

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Speaker 3: all dog. We'll give it to you with no trivia

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Speaker 3: like cocaine straight from Bolivia. Only time I come here

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Speaker 3: to have sex with a trash back. I came here

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Speaker 3: to feel a woman.

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Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.

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Speaker 2: Only time it's it's it's it's not okay to raw

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Speaker 2: dog if you go into a shoe store and you

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Speaker 2: try on sneakers with no sock one hundred what a sock?

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Speaker 3: Animal? No, no, never animal, raw dog shoes live their lives.

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Speaker 3: But me, come on, yeah, Amy, because I'm doing a

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Speaker 3: first of all, when I'm doing in the Bible. But

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Speaker 3: even even I think it's Levinicus seventeen to five, Jesus said,

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Speaker 3: put that sock on player.

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Speaker 5: James Taylor one seven six says, I can put my

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Speaker 3: Man. That was refuted because it said positive things about

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Speaker 3: women reading. Yes, the Pope took that one out. He's

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Speaker 3: agency his lines and all all all ladies should be

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Speaker 3: able to read a scratch that and then also put

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Speaker 3: some negative stuff about you know, other people in there.

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Speaker 5: Yet see there you go away, God might be any toutsies.

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Speaker 2: Amy, I can't even look at you the same anymore.

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Speaker 2: You know, you going to try on sneakers with no

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Speaker 2: socks on you?

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Speaker 1: You're winnersh No, no.

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Speaker 3: Yes, yes, yes, so James. No, listen, James, you know

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Speaker 3: you had seventy five children. Yea, I'm the same woman,

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Speaker 3: you know, James. Things condoms are a smuggling heroin Like that's.

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Speaker 1: It, you know, that's yeah, that's first of all, if you.

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Speaker 3: Were condom with your wife, what are y'all cheating?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Hey, if your wife's like, let's put a condom? Mom,

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Speaker 3: like you dirty bitch? How'd you find out?

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Speaker 5: You phone?

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Speaker 1: You want a fresh one?

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Speaker 3: M the Irish reminder ivy Patty's day.

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Speaker 4: I'm not prepared. It's not prepared.

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Speaker 3: Good morning morning, Amy. That the nighttime listeners. Okay, Amy,

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Speaker 3: you're ruining the magic, all right, you're ruining the magic.

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Speaker 1: Amy is a dirty girl who tries on sneakers.

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Speaker 3: No, no, listen. You don't know what you put bathing

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Speaker 3: suits on without underwear and an eph them, don't you? You? Amy,

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Speaker 3: You're trying on suits in the store and you don't

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Speaker 3: need to you do to Miguel, don't you bath I'm

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Speaker 3: a guy. I don't try on anything. I get home

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Speaker 3: and I'm like, damn, I got fatter?

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Speaker 5: Why?

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Speaker 4: Oh my god? We're to talk? Can we talk about that.

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Speaker 3: Why won't mass we're talking about James Daddy. You can't

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Speaker 3: just pop in here and white explain us. Oh guys,

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Speaker 3: don't try stuff on, Amy, I don't have time. It's

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Speaker 3: a suit, it'll fit right.

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Speaker 4: And you know who's gonna take it back?

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Speaker 3: Your girl?

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Speaker 4: Because you won't go take it back for yourself?

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Speaker 3: I always because I don't want to. I don't want

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Speaker 3: to know beef with those men's wear a house for

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Speaker 3: lying to me, because there's no way I got fatter.

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Speaker 2: All my clothes is shrinking, right, because then one of

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Speaker 2: the global war mak it back because.

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Speaker 1: It's in the Bible.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, man, yeah, Anthony, you better take that cash one.

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Speaker 3: You will cash one.

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Speaker 5: Ushouldn't Usher seven six o one take your back, No.

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Speaker 3: Man, it's Usher seven on the dot. But Jay, Amy,

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Speaker 3: So what we're talking about now, you might want to

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Speaker 3: help unpack this. James Uh, he recently ran into his father,

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Speaker 3: who he doesn't.

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Speaker 1: See often at all.

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Speaker 3: Often. I mean I'm talking not often at all. And

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Speaker 3: if you don't know this, Amy, James's dad when he

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Speaker 3: was growing up, what in't the best dude? Nothing like

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Speaker 3: like like old school bad dude.

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Speaker 6: Like he was handsy with you know, with the fisticuffs

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Speaker 6: and uh you know it was a rolling stone and

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Speaker 6: James's mother had to shoot James's dad one time, a

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Speaker 6: couple of times in the I say the leg because

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Speaker 6: that gives a street.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, three times in one occasion. Amy, He's not that

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Speaker 3: bad of a dude.

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Speaker 2: The reason that he's still walking around today, Amy, is

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Speaker 2: because the gun jammed. Yeah, she kept going and she

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Speaker 2: had it like this too, like she crawl.

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Speaker 3: She's a homie. You all right, man, you need help James.

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Speaker 6: Rolling stone papa, Yeah, I did, and on his run

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Speaker 6: into his papa.

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Speaker 1: Well, I actually I went to see him.

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Speaker 2: He's in Jacksonville at the Mayo Clinic Hospital because they

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Speaker 2: had found a growth on his lungs but it's non

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Speaker 2: cancerous so they had to evaluate him and tell a

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Speaker 2: bullet James pretty much bullet star.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: So I was talking to him and my dad has

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Speaker 2: a real old school black Southern name.

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Speaker 1: His name is Willy James.

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Speaker 3: That's Willy James, Yes, bro, Willie James. Hey man, he

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Speaker 3: who made this, Shane? You know that Willy James, Batch James,

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Speaker 3: old Willy James and that Cutlers Supreme one hundreds.

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Speaker 1: Yes, all that is true.

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Speaker 2: Willy James sounds like a dude who knows how to

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Speaker 2: work on your carburetor in your neighborhood.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, man, wake him up from a drunken sleeper. Hey,

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Speaker 3: Willy James, wake up. I'm all right baby, you know, man,

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Speaker 3: how you doing? Willy James can't call it. I'm spailler.

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Speaker 3: Wake up, chick, Wake up, chick McAdoo. You're rolled on

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Speaker 1: James. What's your mom's name, Jacqueline?

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Speaker 3: Jacqueline. That's okay, that's that's a beautiful name.

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Speaker 1: I was like in the South, her name was Jackie.

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Speaker 3: my name is Ophelia, what's your nickname? Biscuits? Get you

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Speaker 3: don't know me? Right now? Willa James over here and

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Speaker 3: gonna play some basic guitar. Your daddy can lay bass

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Speaker 1: Hey, how come?

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Speaker 2: In every black community, there's always these certain nicknames.

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Speaker 1: There's there's gonna be a cool breeze, There's Cooper's a scooter. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Pooky is gonna gonna be that Beabey's gonna be one

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Speaker 1: Babe, sugar bear, sugar, yeah, sugar bear.

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Speaker 3: Something for the bug be a June bug, bug a bug,

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Speaker 3: There's a Dukie. There's always a Dukie.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he ain't lying.

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Speaker 3: And Dookie. When Doukie rises to power, the name never

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Speaker 3: chang ages like you like yo man. The police are

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Speaker 3: You're talking about Leavonte Washington. Hell yeah, talking about Dookie.

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about Dookie Washington.

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Speaker 3: About to try that assassin. You get them, you get him?

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Speaker 2: Is that true in the white community, Amy, Is there

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Speaker 5: Yeah, My family's Appalachian, so absolutely right. Like Jim Bob,

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Speaker 3: Her family, her family has nicknames for you guys to

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Speaker 3: it's the same nickname.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: It rhymes with yeah, Yeah they do.

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Speaker 4: But I will I never heard it growing up. But

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Speaker 2: What you said you never heard it growing up, so

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Speaker 4: So we had two sides.

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Speaker 3: Oh ayby hold up, you're telling me between both sides

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Speaker 3: you didn't hear racial slurs. Appalachian is Boston. You tried

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Speaker 5: Listen, listen, liberal Boston people will just say it in

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Speaker 3: You know, hey, Solly, you know the guy, the guy

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Speaker 3: He's got the lips.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, girl, the guy with the you know. They'll say everything.

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Speaker 3: But and then your grandfather will be like, use the word.

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Speaker 3: We didn't come over here for Ireland to stop using

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Speaker 1: That's right, it's my right.

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Speaker 2: It's the Bostonian like I used to beat your grandmother.

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Speaker 3: It's my right.

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Speaker 4: So the Boston is the Greek, so they're Greek.

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Speaker 5: And then the Appalachians are Irish, so the Irish comes

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Speaker 4: So yeah, and then Boston.

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Speaker 5: It's always like Smitty Jimmy, Jim Jimmy, Barbara, Bob.

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Speaker 3: Beatty. Yeah, and depending on what church they go to,

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Speaker 3: touchy old father much Yes, Father mcuchy, come over here

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Speaker 3: and bench the baby's cheeks. Father mctuchy, look at him.

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Speaker 3: Why is he crying?

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Speaker 2: No, I said Jesus, I said, baby cheeks, those are

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Speaker 3: Perish parents on the teacher note.

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Speaker 2: We'll be right back with more hilarity and central assault

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Speaker 2: Welcome back everybody you are still listening to Real Last

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Speaker 2: on Real Radio one of four point one I'm your host,

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Speaker 2: Jane John join with Miguel Colonne Junior and Amy Lecoor

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Speaker 2: from The Pillow fourth Podcast. Now, Amy, I gotta follow

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Speaker 2: up question from last segment because you just admitted on

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Speaker 1: You will raw dog the sneaker. That's sexual assault on

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Speaker 1: some level, like unwanted.

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Speaker 5: Will you let me explain myself? Anybody let the lady

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Speaker 5: friggin talk listen. You don't know what it's like to

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Speaker 2: Number one, well, well my brows eyes disagrees with you,

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Speaker 4: Number two.

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Speaker 5: I have to wear like open toad shoes a lot

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Speaker 4: I'm out walking around.

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Speaker 5: In some cute sandals because that's what the guy's like.

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Speaker 4: And so if I'm out and I need to you

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Speaker 4: know what, Miguel one more.

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Speaker 3: Oh, Amy Tarantino into her feet action here.

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Speaker 2: So what you're telling me is you will try them

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Speaker 2: on because that's the way you're gonna wear them out

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Speaker 2: in public if you buy them.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, And I mean my feet are very clean. I

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Speaker 4: have very nice clean feet.

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Speaker 1: You fans you would, I'm a lady.

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Speaker 4: It's it's private.

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Speaker 3: Don't care, Amy, You just raw dog and people speakers.

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Speaker 5: Very nice clean feet that are not great.

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Speaker 3: How about the other people who may have tried on

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Speaker 3: the shoe, you dirt bag.

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Speaker 5: I am building up my immunity, thank you very much.

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Speaker 3: Wow.

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Speaker 5: Okay, gosh, I'm forty three years old and nothing has

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Speaker 4: To my feet in a bad way. I think I'm

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Speaker 4: gonna be fine.

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Speaker 3: Oh, Amy, know, does rudo about this?

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Speaker 4: I can recall because.

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Speaker 3: Talking about she wears like six pairs of socks and

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Speaker 3: vast lean on your feet and all types of other

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Speaker 3: stupid stuff. You guys are both spectrums of stupid. Land

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Speaker 3: in the Middle, Ladies, land in the middle.

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Speaker 4: You're stupid stupid.

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Speaker 3: Land in the middle.

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Speaker 5: Your face is stupid in the middle. Oh you have

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Speaker 5: all people are telling me to land in the middle.

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Speaker 4: Are you serious then in the middle?

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Speaker 3: Amy, We're not. We're not raw dog and sneakers like savages.

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Speaker 5: I never judge you all for your weird, terrible stuff.

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Speaker 3: We don't have any We're just good god fearing men. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 3: I for the old gods rhye, nor the fire lord

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Speaker 3: bringing sheep and goats once a month, my lord yea.

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Speaker 4: What with the sheeps and goats exactly.

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Speaker 3: The fire lord during the Californy wildfires. I was like,

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Speaker 3: he is here with us, So I don't think.

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Speaker 4: It's a big deal. I really don't. I don't have

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Speaker 4: sweaty feet. They're not gross.

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Speaker 3: Everyone has sweaty feet.

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Speaker 4: I don't have.

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Speaker 3: Everyone has sweaty fe You let everybody know what shoe

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Speaker 2: If you say it on air, people weird dudes will

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Speaker 4: What I was at uc there was a foot toucher

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Speaker 3: Oh you're you were out there just just just leading

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Speaker 1: If you didn't want it, you wouldn't flaunt your feet

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Speaker 4: Ladies don't ever hear that. Don't listen to that.

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Speaker 3: You're an open at the library. Basically as when you're.

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Speaker 4: Told, have my toush out doesn't mean you can grab it.

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Speaker 5: I be able to walk around with my toush out

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Speaker 5: without people grabbing it.

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Speaker 3: Socks are hit jobs for the feet. Okay, it keeps

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Speaker 3: men's it keeps men's unnatural or pure intentions away.

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Speaker 5: I am Florida white trash. I am allowed to have

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Speaker 5: my feet out. That is my religion.

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Speaker 3: I have been follow your roles.

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Speaker 4: You're manly man rules.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, what you want to hear more about? You

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Speaker 1: had a feet toucher, you said, Oh.

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Speaker 4: My gosh, it was scary.

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Speaker 5: I was young, and it was before the internet was

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Speaker 4: Like protect yourself.

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Speaker 5: And I was sitting studying at the library at UCF

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Speaker 5: I'm just like hey, and I let him sit there,

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Speaker 3: He went underneath the table.

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Speaker 5: Under the table to touch my feet, scream yes, very loud,

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Speaker 5: oh my gosh, and he ran away, and then I

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Speaker 4: And then it happened again.

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Speaker 5: But it happened like two years later, and I'm dying, yes,

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Speaker 5: But I didn't think about it because again, it was

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Speaker 4: The same thing happened twice.

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Speaker 1: Did he just what just poke your toe?

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Speaker 3: Or he rubbed?

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Speaker 4: He rubbed the top of my.

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Speaker 3: Age, psycho, he went under the table already red flags.

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Speaker 3: You have no situational awareness. I'm not trying to make

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Speaker 3: I'm not trying to victim blame you, but you have

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Speaker 3: no situational awareness. I be on a computer and all

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Speaker 3: of a sudden, I noticed somebody's underneath the table. But no,

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Speaker 3: I'm not victim blaming you. And they went down there,

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Speaker 3: and then wait to say, you didn't even give him

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Speaker 3: a swift kick to the face.

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Speaker 4: I was so stunned. I moved.

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Speaker 5: I didn't know he was there. I was looking at

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Speaker 5: be under the table. And you don't even know what's happening.

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Speaker 5: And then I screamed, and then I probably and.

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Speaker 3: You were wearing open toe shoes and stuff like that.

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Speaker 4: It's floored. Yes, you're all so Amy.

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Speaker 3: You let me let me step in this man to

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Speaker 3: make sure we understand how bad of a human being

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Speaker 3: we're talking about. Amy Me is flaunting these feet, saying

444
00:21:12,240 --> 00:21:16,480
Speaker 3: touch me if you can, and this innocent foot did

445
00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:20,639
Speaker 3: look is just you know, he's he's he's you know,

446
00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:23,880
Speaker 3: because think about this man, he's probably he's at a library,

447
00:21:23,920 --> 00:21:26,359
Speaker 3: so he's not doing financially well, so he doesn't have

448
00:21:26,440 --> 00:21:29,240
Speaker 3: access to the island. So he's got the foot dieddle

449
00:21:29,359 --> 00:21:31,720
Speaker 3: here at the library because he's not a fortune five

450
00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:35,840
Speaker 3: hundred company owner or president or former president or you know,

451
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:37,440
Speaker 3: Genie's in a wheelchair.

452
00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:40,040
Speaker 4: You know, so that's a good thing, right.

453
00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:44,240
Speaker 3: And then you startled him right and he fled and

454
00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:46,960
Speaker 3: ran away and could have slipped and fall. Amy, who's

455
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,240
Speaker 3: gonna be liable for that?

456
00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:50,560
Speaker 5: I'm never gonna be able to be famous because he's

457
00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:53,080
Speaker 5: gonna come back and they're gonna be like Amy, you

458
00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:54,560
Speaker 5: you allowed.

459
00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:57,040
Speaker 1: Hey, miguel, I just let me ask a real question.

460
00:21:57,160 --> 00:21:59,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, man, And like I just.

461
00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:03,080
Speaker 2: Imagine she's at the UCF library and this guy picked

462
00:22:03,119 --> 00:22:06,480
Speaker 2: up her foot just slowly carressed like a bond villain

463
00:22:06,520 --> 00:22:08,680
Speaker 2: from the eighties, just so upsetting.

464
00:22:09,440 --> 00:22:14,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, and you know what it is too, man, One

465
00:22:14,359 --> 00:22:14,760
Speaker 4: more thing.

466
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:18,119
Speaker 5: I saw him again, one more time with a girl,

467
00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:20,600
Speaker 5: like with a girlfriend or something, walking on campus.

468
00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:21,640
Speaker 4: And again you.

469
00:22:21,560 --> 00:22:24,160
Speaker 5: Don't register it right away and then he walks by,

470
00:22:24,359 --> 00:22:26,280
Speaker 5: and then you like, like, do you like the memento

471
00:22:26,359 --> 00:22:28,159
Speaker 5: thing where at all? Or like the beautiful mind thing

472
00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:29,320
Speaker 5: where it all put rolls together.

473
00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:31,320
Speaker 3: Because also you don't want to flip out on the

474
00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:34,119
Speaker 3: wrong person, So you're probably like, is that because you

475
00:22:34,119 --> 00:22:37,159
Speaker 3: don't want to be like that bastard? He's dirty, he

476
00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:39,240
Speaker 3: touched my feet. They're like, that's my husband, Jeremy, he

477
00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:43,160
Speaker 3: woke up from a coma exactly, like, Oh, that's the truth.

478
00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:46,720
Speaker 3: That's the truth. That's like I cant understand because here's

479
00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:49,840
Speaker 3: the thing. So I'm thinking about this. I'm sitting here

480
00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:55,280
Speaker 3: working on a computer. I Am not expecting this. Yeah,

481
00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:58,480
Speaker 3: Like you're never expecting to be like assaulted, you know

482
00:22:58,520 --> 00:23:01,520
Speaker 3: what I'm saying, unless it's like a fight fight wise,

483
00:23:01,560 --> 00:23:03,600
Speaker 3: you're like, yeah, that dude, he's gonna try to punch me, Okay,

484
00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:05,359
Speaker 3: he's talking to himself. You don't got a bluetooth in

485
00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:09,439
Speaker 3: his ear. Okay, but you're not expecting like you go

486
00:23:09,560 --> 00:23:12,320
Speaker 3: under that the bold that's just hey, But this is

487
00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:15,320
Speaker 3: this is my thought on stuff like this. That just

488
00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:20,240
Speaker 3: shows you how much this person will escalate. The more

489
00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:25,200
Speaker 3: and more and more terrible things. Because if you are

490
00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:28,600
Speaker 3: willing to go under a table in the library and

491
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:34,320
Speaker 3: a person's foot you have no interaction with, You just

492
00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:38,120
Speaker 3: know nothing. That's only gonna be good enough for so long.

493
00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:43,480
Speaker 3: That's only gonna be good enough for so long. And

494
00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:48,080
Speaker 3: if you're willing to risk all that, you're probably willing

495
00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:48,800
Speaker 3: to risk more.

496
00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:51,399
Speaker 4: Wait wait, Miguel, was it you?

497
00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:57,880
Speaker 3: And this interview is over? You know what?

498
00:23:58,160 --> 00:24:00,240
Speaker 2: I just figured it out. Amy, you're telling me from right.

499
00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:04,200
Speaker 2: People who do stuff like that. I think Miguel's onto something.

500
00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:06,520
Speaker 2: They do escalate. So if you're all willing to go

501
00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:09,560
Speaker 2: under a table and touch a woman's foot, it's only

502
00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:11,879
Speaker 2: gonna keep going and going until one day you go

503
00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:16,680
Speaker 2: into a store and try on shoes with no socks.

504
00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:18,080
Speaker 3: Shockless shoes. Amy, it was you, now you look back.

505
00:24:18,119 --> 00:24:25,000
Speaker 3: It was never anybody else. It was you. Yeah, and

506
00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:26,760
Speaker 3: the Tyler Dirgen of feet.

507
00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:30,000
Speaker 1: The kais are so safe.

508
00:24:31,119 --> 00:24:31,920
Speaker 3: I got my limp.

509
00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:33,840
Speaker 4: It's fixed, you guys. You guys caught me.

510
00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:36,120
Speaker 3: The cool thing about real laughs is you can come

511
00:24:36,119 --> 00:24:37,480
Speaker 3: on this show and talk about when you were a

512
00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:39,880
Speaker 3: victim of something, and then we can laugh about it,

513
00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:46,320
Speaker 3: mostly about you. I'm gonna ask you this name, and seriously,

514
00:24:49,040 --> 00:24:52,320
Speaker 3: did that freak you out big time or not? And

515
00:24:52,359 --> 00:24:53,680
Speaker 3: I'm gonna ask that too, And I'm not saying that

516
00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:56,159
Speaker 3: it shouldn't freak you out. But you ever notice sometimes

517
00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:58,560
Speaker 3: you tell somebody a story about something and we're all like,

518
00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:00,760
Speaker 3: oh my god, that's horrible. You're like, yeah, you know,

519
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,399
Speaker 3: I mean got shot at me, you know, like you know,

520
00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:06,080
Speaker 3: like yeah, yeah, well it's funny.

521
00:25:06,119 --> 00:25:08,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, when you grew up with a lot of trauma,

522
00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:10,240
Speaker 5: like you're used to it, and then you tell stories

523
00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:12,800
Speaker 5: to normans and they're like, oh my gosh. You know,

524
00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:15,880
Speaker 5: so I've had way worse happened. But as far as

525
00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:19,240
Speaker 5: like that happening again, it was before like we had

526
00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:21,160
Speaker 5: TikTok in the internet all the time, so you're more

527
00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:22,280
Speaker 5: confused than anything.

528
00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:23,320
Speaker 4: You don't even think.

529
00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:26,919
Speaker 5: About it as like maybe a sexual thing, because I

530
00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:29,720
Speaker 5: wouldn't have even known what was happening, like that couldn't

531
00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:32,080
Speaker 5: have happened. But then when it happened twice, like I

532
00:25:32,119 --> 00:25:34,239
Speaker 5: feel like I was pray. I feel like he like

533
00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:36,639
Speaker 5: was like stucking me to know when I had open

534
00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:38,840
Speaker 5: toe shoes on and where I was acting like.

535
00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:42,040
Speaker 2: He'd been watching he violated your I'm sure the.

536
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:45,880
Speaker 3: Library's response was, ay, close toe shoes from now on.

537
00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:47,480
Speaker 3: They don't solve it.

538
00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:49,840
Speaker 5: Nobody cares because nobody wants to deal with And I've

539
00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:53,000
Speaker 5: had worse happen and nobody cares. So it's like, I

540
00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:55,600
Speaker 5: remember that, and I remember being more confused, and then

541
00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:55,879
Speaker 5: as I.

542
00:25:55,920 --> 00:25:57,959
Speaker 4: Got older and kind of understanding.

543
00:25:57,400 --> 00:25:59,520
Speaker 5: What that was, then you're like, what the what the

544
00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:02,400
Speaker 5: hell you know? And then you're mad it. It takes

545
00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:04,520
Speaker 5: so long to understand that. That's why you gotta teach

546
00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:07,160
Speaker 5: your kids, don't The kids these days won't wear open

547
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:08,080
Speaker 5: toad shoes.

548
00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:08,280
Speaker 4: None of them.

549
00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:10,800
Speaker 5: Well, they all know not to have your dogs outever

550
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:12,800
Speaker 5: that most kids, and what.

551
00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:14,879
Speaker 2: Angers me, to be honest, I went to U c

552
00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:17,560
Speaker 2: F and I was at that library, and it's disgusting

553
00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:20,720
Speaker 2: to think I had my toes out and nobody touched them.

554
00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:21,000
Speaker 3: Like I was.

555
00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:22,439
Speaker 1: I had on, I had on.

556
00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:27,920
Speaker 3: Racism is disguststic it is, man, it is disgusting. Your

557
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:30,440
Speaker 3: piggies can go to the market like anybody.

558
00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:35,720
Speaker 1: Else's streaks to make it, thank you, toes can go wherever. Yeah, man,

559
00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:38,119
Speaker 1: I'm just I had my toes out and I was looking.

560
00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:40,360
Speaker 4: Cute I'm sorry. I apologize.

561
00:26:40,359 --> 00:26:43,639
Speaker 2: I had on Hey, I had on open told jellies too,

562
00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:44,719
Speaker 2: like I was a real kid.

563
00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:46,960
Speaker 3: This dude followed Amy because he followed her scent from

564
00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:47,639
Speaker 3: the shoe store.

565
00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:53,520
Speaker 4: My feet are perfect. My feet don't stink. They're good feet.

566
00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:56,840
Speaker 3: All feet are nasty in a sense. They can be clean,

567
00:26:57,040 --> 00:26:59,239
Speaker 3: they could be not stinky. And I will tell you

568
00:26:59,280 --> 00:27:03,520
Speaker 3: guys this. I don't know what happened, but old school,

569
00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:08,320
Speaker 3: high school, junior high Miguel stinky feet grown Miguel. I

570
00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:12,440
Speaker 3: don't know what changed in my washing cleanliness. Dah yeah,

571
00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:15,959
Speaker 3: because because I'm gonna tell you this, junior hide Miguel

572
00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:20,359
Speaker 3: would have to leave those shoes outside the house and

573
00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:23,760
Speaker 3: then wash those socks. I had stinky feet when I

574
00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:27,719
Speaker 3: was a kid. Make even you got the order of James. Hey,

575
00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:33,480
Speaker 3: you put the shoe on the cloud like a genie. Yeah,

576
00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:35,720
Speaker 3: I think now I forgot that would eat so much?

577
00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:37,800
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, the diabeta's feet?

578
00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:39,080
Speaker 4: What happened to diabetes feet?

579
00:27:39,119 --> 00:27:40,880
Speaker 2: If people have a lot of problems with their feet,

580
00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:42,520
Speaker 2: if we don't take care of them, we end up

581
00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:43,440
Speaker 2: losing digits.

582
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:49,119
Speaker 6: Okay, yeah, yet I'm going to lose your digits, baby,

583
00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:51,640
Speaker 6: I love you boom or seven.

584
00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:52,520
Speaker 3: What that butt do?

585
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:55,960
Speaker 2: That's right, you know what it do? Anyway they get

586
00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:59,520
Speaker 2: cloud It's not even when I do it. It's like

587
00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:01,600
Speaker 2: more like a uh.

588
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,520
Speaker 3: That that bee hole looked like the eye of saw on.

589
00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:14,239
Speaker 1: Bring me the ring. This is what you do. This

590
00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:15,359
Speaker 1: is what you make us into.

591
00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:18,080
Speaker 4: I know you blame the woman every time I blame

592
00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:20,520
Speaker 4: the woman. You tell me about your feet, though, what

593
00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:21,040
Speaker 4: do you have to do.

594
00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:25,960
Speaker 2: You haven't even got your Your feet tend to sweat

595
00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:29,000
Speaker 2: more when you have diabetes. And if you don't take

596
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:31,040
Speaker 2: care of you get athletes foot. You're most acceptable to

597
00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:32,200
Speaker 2: getting things like athletes foot.

598
00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:35,120
Speaker 1: So I really take care of my feet. Yeah.

599
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:38,040
Speaker 3: Remember you got a special lotion, uh for the legs.

600
00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:40,440
Speaker 3: No homeo, guys, But I take care of my baby.

601
00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:43,440
Speaker 3: He remember that. I remember you telling me that though too.

602
00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:47,560
Speaker 3: That because because the circulation issues, right, and that's what happens. Yeah, correct.

603
00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:49,640
Speaker 1: And he was very gentle yet passionate.

604
00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:51,680
Speaker 3: So it was like that scene and Ghosts when they

605
00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:52,520
Speaker 3: were making the pottery.

606
00:28:52,680 --> 00:29:01,440
Speaker 7: Yeah what yeah, jez, this little piggy went to the

607
00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:03,640
Speaker 7: market and this little piggy went in me.

608
00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:07,800
Speaker 3: Let me see that I have sour on people.

609
00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:09,800
Speaker 1: Wlah blah blah blah blah blah.

610
00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:13,000
Speaker 3: Bring me the ring Throtoh, I'll look touch it.

611
00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:16,840
Speaker 1: What I I.

612
00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:19,080
Speaker 4: Haven't talked to twenty minutes. I do none of that.

613
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:24,800
Speaker 1: Air Oh never listens to this.

614
00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:27,640
Speaker 4: He does love the radio. I don't tell her about this?

615
00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:28,760
Speaker 4: What I don't tell her about this?

616
00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:32,520
Speaker 2: On that note, everybody, we take a short break and

617
00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:33,960
Speaker 2: get Miguela's medication.

618
00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:36,680
Speaker 1: We'll be right back a Real Last, Real Radio one

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Speaker 1: of four point one.

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00:29:58,120 --> 00:30:00,840
Speaker 2: Welcome back, everybody, and thank you for you're still listening

621
00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:03,120
Speaker 2: to Real Last on Real Radio. On a four point one,

622
00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:05,800
Speaker 2: I'm your host, mister James John joined a virtual studio

623
00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:08,640
Speaker 2: with Miguel Colonie Junior of course, and Amy.

624
00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:10,480
Speaker 1: Lecor from the billow For podcast.

625
00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:13,120
Speaker 2: And I got to remind people you are a therapist, Amy,

626
00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:15,480
Speaker 2: So I got many many questions for you, because I

627
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:17,560
Speaker 2: think I've just made what they call in the business

628
00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:18,840
Speaker 2: a breakthrough.

629
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:19,840
Speaker 1: Are you ready for this?

630
00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:20,400
Speaker 5: I am.

631
00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:21,160
Speaker 1: Now.

632
00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:23,320
Speaker 2: I've been on this earth for fifty years, and I've

633
00:30:23,320 --> 00:30:25,840
Speaker 2: been black for most of them, and I've realized some

634
00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:30,040
Speaker 2: things about myself I have never been and it shocks

635
00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:32,080
Speaker 2: a lot of dudes. When I say it, I've never

636
00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:35,800
Speaker 2: been to a strip club ever in my life. No,

637
00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:40,240
Speaker 2: never been, not once. So I'm trying to think if

638
00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:42,920
Speaker 2: that has affected me psychologically in ways that I did

639
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:46,680
Speaker 2: not know because at some point in my comedic act

640
00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:50,000
Speaker 2: I started stripping at the end of my show. Is

641
00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:53,760
Speaker 2: that a coping medical mechanism where I'm like, I can't

642
00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:55,400
Speaker 2: see strippers, so I'm as well be one?

643
00:30:55,880 --> 00:30:58,480
Speaker 4: Maybe? But why won't you go? What's the reasoning behind

644
00:30:58,520 --> 00:30:58,920
Speaker 4: never going?

645
00:30:59,040 --> 00:30:59,520
Speaker 1: Oh, it's a.

646
00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:02,280
Speaker 2: Simple reason, and it's called my wife. Yes, you don't

647
00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:04,680
Speaker 2: play that I cannot go to a strip club. If

648
00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:06,480
Speaker 2: I go to that club, I now live there because

649
00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:07,360
Speaker 2: I can't go home.

650
00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:08,760
Speaker 4: And how long you been with your wife?

651
00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:09,880
Speaker 1: Thirty two years?

652
00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:11,480
Speaker 4: So how old were you when you matter?

653
00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:18,120
Speaker 1: Eighteen or No? No, were I was sixteen going on seventeen.

654
00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:21,080
Speaker 4: Wow, would y'all ever go together? You would never go together.

655
00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:24,600
Speaker 2: You're gonna say I'm crazy, but she actually like ten

656
00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:26,280
Speaker 2: years ago. It's like, baby, I don't want you to

657
00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:28,320
Speaker 2: think that I'm ever going to keep you from doing

658
00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:30,120
Speaker 2: something that you want to do. So do you want

659
00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:31,520
Speaker 2: me to take you to a strip shock?

660
00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:35,920
Speaker 3: Yep, that's what I ain a minute, the minute that

661
00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:37,760
Speaker 3: she's like, hey, baby, I don't want to make you

662
00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:40,440
Speaker 3: feel like there's something I would ever stop you from doing.

663
00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:41,800
Speaker 3: Do you want me to take you to strip club?

664
00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:46,360
Speaker 3: Just get up, grab a bag. You're out the second flat.

665
00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:49,080
Speaker 3: It's a trap. You know, fans are coming through those doors, yep.

666
00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:50,760
Speaker 3: Be like, oh you want to go to strip club?

667
00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:52,719
Speaker 3: Give me a second, baby, Get in the car. Call

668
00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:54,560
Speaker 3: the one kid you like the most, Be like, hey,

669
00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:57,560
Speaker 3: what's up? Noah? Yeah? What's uping man? Remember that thing

670
00:31:57,600 --> 00:32:01,800
Speaker 3: we talked about Babylon? Noah, A last Babylon.

671
00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:04,760
Speaker 4: You don't need a therapist, do you have?

672
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:07,320
Speaker 5: Miguel, what about burlesqu Would y'all go to burlest together?

673
00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:08,240
Speaker 3: It's stupid.

674
00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:13,240
Speaker 4: I love bar Lask and you know it. Miguel.

675
00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:18,920
Speaker 3: Here's the thing about burless is a beautiful art. Yeah,

676
00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:21,800
Speaker 3: burlesque is a beautiful art. It's cool. But going to

677
00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:25,720
Speaker 3: burlesque shows is fifty percent creepers who don't understand it's

678
00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:26,520
Speaker 3: not going to be creepy.

679
00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:30,120
Speaker 5: Let you know, if him and his wife can go

680
00:32:30,120 --> 00:32:32,040
Speaker 5: to a non creepy one, I think that's what it

681
00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:35,320
Speaker 5: comes down to. Because even women like a little dancing,

682
00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:38,160
Speaker 5: a little music, a little night out and blest.

683
00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:40,280
Speaker 3: Is like a drag show. It's dinner theater. You know.

684
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:43,920
Speaker 4: It's just what I'm saying. We're saying the same thing here.

685
00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:45,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, man, but we don't want that. Hey,

686
00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:47,600
Speaker 3: Jay's let me tell you. We gotta go to We

687
00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:50,440
Speaker 3: gotta go to that daytime strip club which she got.

688
00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:53,040
Speaker 3: She got so many C section scars they just put

689
00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:56,360
Speaker 3: a zipper on it. Oh, babies come out like little

690
00:32:56,400 --> 00:32:57,440
Speaker 3: Joey kangaroos.

691
00:32:57,600 --> 00:32:58,120
Speaker 1: I love that.

692
00:32:58,200 --> 00:32:59,800
Speaker 3: She's like, I got another one. Look at them, He's like,

693
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:02,760
Speaker 3: and then they're always so tiny because the fetal alcohol

694
00:33:02,840 --> 00:33:06,360
Speaker 3: sent them. They're adorable the morning. It ain't got no

695
00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:07,200
Speaker 3: eyelids yet.

696
00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:12,200
Speaker 4: Listen. I'm saying is that we came from a different time.

697
00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:14,040
Speaker 4: I think is when it comes to do James.

698
00:33:14,120 --> 00:33:16,160
Speaker 5: Like the kids these days, they're all very open about

699
00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:16,960
Speaker 5: all this kind of stuff.

700
00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:18,200
Speaker 4: Our generation is not.

701
00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:20,480
Speaker 2: Can I tell you though, I have never been to

702
00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:23,960
Speaker 2: a strip club, but I've seen many of strippers perform,

703
00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:27,320
Speaker 2: perform where that's That's what I'm about to let you

704
00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:29,680
Speaker 2: in on. My wife and I and our college days

705
00:33:29,680 --> 00:33:32,400
Speaker 2: would throw parties. My wife would organize a party. My

706
00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:35,680
Speaker 2: wife would hire strippers to come to the actual party.

707
00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:38,880
Speaker 3: But so hello, the ratio, I'm opposed to the ratio?

708
00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:42,000
Speaker 3: What was the ratio of male to female strippers?

709
00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:45,040
Speaker 1: Uh? There was two men and one woman?

710
00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:50,160
Speaker 3: Yanna Yanna? Can we can we get? Can we get?

711
00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:52,360
Speaker 3: Can we get the court snographer to read that back?

712
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,600
Speaker 3: Did we hear that we had a devil's threesome of

713
00:33:56,680 --> 00:34:03,160
Speaker 3: strippers dancing an aifle? If you will thank you matter

714
00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:06,640
Speaker 3: matter straight the cause you are correct in reading that

715
00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:13,560
Speaker 3: that James Yawn had the wobbly h of shrimpers. That

716
00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:18,919
Speaker 3: ratios son, that dog ain't gonna hunt. Okay, that dog

717
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:19,840
Speaker 3: ain't gonna hunt.

718
00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:23,759
Speaker 5: Okay, I do declare that dog will not hunt.

719
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:27,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, that Yanna. I might be a simple strip club lawyer.

720
00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:31,080
Speaker 3: They got on them fancy learning like them New York boys.

721
00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:34,600
Speaker 3: But uh I would say that math is math everywhere

722
00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:36,719
Speaker 3: you go. And if I can get a Hallelujah Jesus

723
00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:41,520
Speaker 3: Christ from the jury, and uh, I'm adding up the peeps,

724
00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:45,480
Speaker 3: and uh I keep I keep running up with a

725
00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:48,760
Speaker 3: with an eggplant surplus?

726
00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:52,000
Speaker 4: Why is that a problem? You don't mind? You don't

727
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:53,840
Speaker 4: mind the two dudes. Do you don't mind.

728
00:34:56,880 --> 00:34:58,880
Speaker 3: The duds should live their life and party and they

729
00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:00,560
Speaker 3: should get paid by me if I hire them. But

730
00:35:00,560 --> 00:35:02,239
Speaker 3: if you try and getting the party to pop, you

731
00:35:02,239 --> 00:35:05,439
Speaker 3: don't need two dudes. Man, You don't need two dudes. Man,

732
00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:08,920
Speaker 3: d no parties. No party's ever been better because more

733
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:09,680
Speaker 3: dudes were there.

734
00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:11,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right. In fact, hey, well.

735
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:14,000
Speaker 3: Let me ask you a question. If you walked into

736
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:17,520
Speaker 3: a house and there was two dudes dancing or a bear,

737
00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:24,319
Speaker 3: what would scare you more? Yeah? Dancing. Bear got he's

738
00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:26,239
Speaker 3: hung bigger than them, You got, you know.

739
00:35:26,719 --> 00:35:29,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, here's the thing my wife did though, to offset

740
00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:32,680
Speaker 2: the two strippers that were male, every woman had to

741
00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:34,440
Speaker 2: come dressed in lingerie.

742
00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:37,120
Speaker 3: Cool man, and two dudes were dancing.

743
00:35:40,239 --> 00:35:43,960
Speaker 5: So is that, Janes where you started wearing the lingerie?

744
00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:47,520
Speaker 1: You just did it. I didn't.

745
00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:49,560
Speaker 2: I never thought of it that way. That's where I

746
00:35:49,640 --> 00:35:52,879
Speaker 2: probably got it from. That's why I do this. Oh

747
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:55,719
Speaker 2: my god, Amy, you're good at what you do. You

748
00:35:55,760 --> 00:35:56,520
Speaker 2: are so good.

749
00:35:57,120 --> 00:35:59,040
Speaker 1: I didn't believe I was on the fence, but now

750
00:35:59,280 --> 00:35:59,920
Speaker 1: I'm sure.

751
00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:03,239
Speaker 5: So it's it, And so maybe you're recreating that because

752
00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:05,640
Speaker 5: it's like a special safe thing, but it's also kind

753
00:36:05,680 --> 00:36:07,879
Speaker 5: of a naughty thing. And it's also a funny thing

754
00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:11,520
Speaker 5: that you're able to share in a silly, fun way.

755
00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:13,120
Speaker 4: So maybe that's why you're working.

756
00:36:13,160 --> 00:36:15,120
Speaker 1: Can I tell you the weirdest thing about that joke?

757
00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:17,359
Speaker 2: When I do it, I will have people come back

758
00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:19,360
Speaker 2: and see me multiple times because of that joke so

759
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:22,880
Speaker 2: over the top, and it'll be guys who will be like, man,

760
00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:24,440
Speaker 2: are you going to strip tonight?

761
00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:27,239
Speaker 1: And I'm like yes. They're like all right, I'm like,

762
00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:28,400
Speaker 1: whoa wait a minute.

763
00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:34,120
Speaker 3: They're like, I met you dancing at your party, remember me, James, boys,

764
00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:39,200
Speaker 3: I know what guys like, the bridge is falling.

765
00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:42,080
Speaker 4: So here's the thing. I think.

766
00:36:42,239 --> 00:36:45,319
Speaker 5: It's like a lot of men aren't allowed to experiment

767
00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:47,600
Speaker 5: in ways, so you're allowing them to do that in

768
00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:51,120
Speaker 5: a fun, safe way, and so they're looking forward to that,

769
00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:53,000
Speaker 5: and so people are connecting to that.

770
00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:58,680
Speaker 3: No home Daddy left James booty shorts dancing in the mirror.

771
00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:05,760
Speaker 3: He's like, oh uh oh, Jackie, I'm not read America yet.

772
00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:09,319
Speaker 4: That's what I love about comedy though. It allows us

773
00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:11,799
Speaker 4: to go into the things we can't do yes, and

774
00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:13,160
Speaker 4: people can live through us. You know.

775
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:15,759
Speaker 1: Let me ask you a question, Amy, like, have you

776
00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:17,320
Speaker 1: been to a strip club with your husband.

777
00:37:18,080 --> 00:37:18,160
Speaker 2: No.

778
00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:21,760
Speaker 5: I went one time after hours and there was nobody

779
00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:24,799
Speaker 5: else there. But no, I've never I've never been to one.

780
00:37:25,040 --> 00:37:26,880
Speaker 5: It's just never never been invited.

781
00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:29,359
Speaker 1: I guess, would you go to one, like go hang out?

782
00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:30,960
Speaker 4: Sure I would, I wouldn't mind.

783
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:35,000
Speaker 5: I like dancing, I like glitter, I like music I have.

784
00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:37,680
Speaker 5: I have a bunch of material on strip clubs, like

785
00:37:37,719 --> 00:37:40,840
Speaker 5: I want to do a feminist strip club with no

786
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:44,480
Speaker 5: music and only speeches from Gloria Steinem you know what

787
00:37:44,480 --> 00:37:44,719
Speaker 5: I mean.

788
00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:50,400
Speaker 3: Oh God, send me to the stage. Ladies and gentlemen,

789
00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:54,960
Speaker 3: put your dollars together for Ruth Master Bader Ginsburg.

790
00:37:56,640 --> 00:37:59,400
Speaker 5: I'll only accept saka Julia dollars.

791
00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:03,600
Speaker 3: No, you won't because they're heavy. They're taking her image

792
00:38:03,719 --> 00:38:07,719
Speaker 3: and throwing on for the mail to look at, so

793
00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:10,880
Speaker 3: they sexualizer with them things. I flipped the secretary. We

794
00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:12,919
Speaker 3: would God dollar before it woke the boy.

795
00:38:13,520 --> 00:38:16,960
Speaker 1: I know you're well dressed for the male gaze. Yeah.

796
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:19,280
Speaker 4: Well and those are what are those the coins?

797
00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:19,520
Speaker 5: Right?

798
00:38:19,680 --> 00:38:20,080
Speaker 1: Yes?

799
00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:23,320
Speaker 5: And those so coins are really difficult in g strings,

800
00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:25,160
Speaker 5: So you have to have like a little fanny pack too.

801
00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:27,480
Speaker 3: So I have the old school ice cream man belt on,

802
00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:31,400
Speaker 3: like you work at the arcadee, you got it go.

803
00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:37,080
Speaker 4: He knows what's up.

804
00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:41,040
Speaker 5: So at my club it's inclusive, but also you're gonna learn,

805
00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:42,840
Speaker 5: and it's everybody's welcome.

806
00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:44,840
Speaker 4: But man, no man are welcome. It's wow.

807
00:38:45,239 --> 00:38:47,680
Speaker 3: If I was making the ultimate male strip club, it

808
00:38:47,719 --> 00:38:51,400
Speaker 3: would be a gun range lazy river buffet strip club

809
00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:53,840
Speaker 3: at the end. My design would be because by the

810
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:56,839
Speaker 3: end you shooting all these guns. It's liquor store gun range,

811
00:38:56,920 --> 00:38:59,080
Speaker 3: lazy river. You finally take the lazy River down to

812
00:38:59,080 --> 00:39:00,879
Speaker 3: the end of the strip club. But you're so full

813
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:03,359
Speaker 3: of chicken and liquor. Girls don't have to worry about

814
00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:06,120
Speaker 3: you getting too wild. They got you full control because

815
00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:09,120
Speaker 3: you the chicken hits you in you know, you know, man,

816
00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:11,560
Speaker 3: that chicken and turkey. You got that hair on in.

817
00:39:11,520 --> 00:39:14,800
Speaker 4: It greasy from all the chicken.

818
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:21,040
Speaker 2: Well, let me ask you a question, as a person

819
00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:23,400
Speaker 2: that's gone to strip clubs before, Miguel, what makes a

820
00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:24,600
Speaker 2: really fun strip club?

821
00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:25,359
Speaker 1: To be honest, the.

822
00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:28,600
Speaker 3: People you're with. Is that it the people you're with, man,

823
00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:32,040
Speaker 3: because that's what it's about. If like a strip club

824
00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:34,000
Speaker 3: is not fun, when ten dudes go out to the

825
00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:35,800
Speaker 3: strip club and try to be cool and throw a

826
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:38,320
Speaker 3: bunch of money around. When a big group that's mixed

827
00:39:38,360 --> 00:39:40,319
Speaker 3: with men and women go out to the strip club

828
00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:43,720
Speaker 3: to hang out, a strip club's a fun time, especially

829
00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:46,399
Speaker 3: if you know what you're there for. Man, you're there

830
00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:50,720
Speaker 3: because it's a gaudy fun time, Like, yeah, what's up baby.

831
00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:53,439
Speaker 5: I've been to a sex club in Amsterdam and.

832
00:39:53,320 --> 00:39:56,560
Speaker 1: That was really whoa, whoa.

833
00:39:57,600 --> 00:39:58,439
Speaker 4: I thought it was.

834
00:39:58,360 --> 00:40:00,920
Speaker 5: Like a strip club, but it was actually like people

835
00:40:01,040 --> 00:40:03,920
Speaker 5: doing sex on stage and it was very serious and

836
00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:06,359
Speaker 5: I thought we were gonna like go who but no, it.

837
00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:08,600
Speaker 3: Was like we're supposed to be a beautiful art and

838
00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:10,440
Speaker 3: I'm like, this is nothing like Diddy's house. We got

839
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:13,840
Speaker 3: to get wild lot, come we get up the logion

840
00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:16,520
Speaker 3: man Carl Winslow is there?

841
00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:19,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, nobody, but people were in. It was in a

842
00:40:19,680 --> 00:40:20,640
Speaker 4: stadium type thing.

843
00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:23,799
Speaker 5: It was like exact comedy club and then the sex

844
00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:26,719
Speaker 5: was on the stage and then everybody was quiet, like

845
00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:30,319
Speaker 5: it was the craziest weirdest thing, like eyes watch shut.

846
00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:31,120
Speaker 3: That's not what I came.

847
00:40:31,640 --> 00:40:33,400
Speaker 2: Hey, that that was an initiation.

848
00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:34,400
Speaker 1: Amy, you're in a club.

849
00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:43,440
Speaker 3: Now you're welcome, Welcome to Bohemian grove. Your feet, Oh

850
00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:45,520
Speaker 3: I want I want I want I want the sex

851
00:40:45,560 --> 00:40:48,000
Speaker 3: show to be like improv. They're like pick a hole.

852
00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:52,680
Speaker 3: I'm like the one name a job your storeness.

853
00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:55,879
Speaker 1: Save follow up question.

854
00:40:56,040 --> 00:40:58,279
Speaker 2: Were the people that were doing the sex allowed to

855
00:40:58,320 --> 00:40:59,799
Speaker 2: make noise or they had to be quiet too?

856
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:02,280
Speaker 5: They were like actors up there. They were full nude,

857
00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:05,759
Speaker 5: full sexual everything. They were doing everything.

858
00:41:05,160 --> 00:41:07,000
Speaker 3: They're like you.

859
00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:09,960
Speaker 5: It was very.

860
00:41:09,719 --> 00:41:15,319
Speaker 4: Sexual, little scenarios. It was like live porn. It was

861
00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:17,360
Speaker 4: very serious. There was no it was not.

862
00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:20,080
Speaker 1: Like how long was it like, I don't know.

863
00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:22,680
Speaker 3: I didn't stay the far the show.

864
00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:27,280
Speaker 4: I'm comfortable minutes. It was after twenty minutes.

865
00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:31,759
Speaker 1: Twenty minutes after I finished, I had to go.

866
00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:35,600
Speaker 4: After I touched everybody's feet, the theater.

867
00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:38,000
Speaker 3: I had I looked after the second intermission, I was like,

868
00:41:38,080 --> 00:41:40,320
Speaker 3: this isless.

869
00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:41,600
Speaker 4: The acting is.

870
00:41:41,719 --> 00:41:44,040
Speaker 3: Once I found out the girl lives at the end,

871
00:41:44,120 --> 00:41:45,759
Speaker 3: I was like, what am I here for?

872
00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:48,160
Speaker 1: You're like, look gross.

873
00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:50,600
Speaker 5: I don't even like planet like I was like one

874
00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:53,040
Speaker 5: of those like Kiki tours where you go on excursions

875
00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:54,759
Speaker 5: or whatever. So it was like pre planned, so I

876
00:41:54,760 --> 00:41:56,640
Speaker 5: didn't even really know what we were doing. I was like, yeah,

877
00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:59,040
Speaker 5: just I'll go where everybody's going and we show.

878
00:41:59,000 --> 00:41:59,959
Speaker 4: Up and it was weird.

879
00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:02,719
Speaker 3: You're so old. You said Kentiquy Tours and only me,

880
00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:04,399
Speaker 3: you and James have ever heard of that.

881
00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:04,880
Speaker 1: I know that.

882
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:09,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, I was gonna say, I know, I'm jealous.

883
00:42:09,520 --> 00:42:11,239
Speaker 3: I'm jealous that you ended a Kentucky tour.

884
00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:13,080
Speaker 4: It was a time of my life.

885
00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:16,200
Speaker 5: I went for what fourteen days around Europe by myself

886
00:42:16,239 --> 00:42:17,520
Speaker 5: when the bunch of people I didn't know, it was

887
00:42:17,560 --> 00:42:17,960
Speaker 5: so fun.

888
00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:20,000
Speaker 3: What's the one now that they do the commercials for

889
00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:24,000
Speaker 3: the jets something vacation? Uh Jet? Yeah, the British ones.

890
00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:26,520
Speaker 3: That always makes me think of Kentiky Tours. But it's

891
00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:28,840
Speaker 3: not it's not cool if you guys don't know what

892
00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:30,879
Speaker 3: Kenty tours is. First of all, there's no way you're

893
00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:32,839
Speaker 3: young too. If you're listening to show, there's no way

894
00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:35,080
Speaker 3: you're so young you don't know what kenty toys is.

895
00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:38,120
Speaker 3: You're probably just too old to remember it. Uh. Kentiky

896
00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:40,840
Speaker 3: Tours was like, hey man, what if like road Rules

897
00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:44,000
Speaker 3: and real World kids had a travel agency and we

898
00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:46,280
Speaker 3: just took a bunch of twenty year old college kids

899
00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:49,359
Speaker 3: and took them to places and uh did that? Was it?

900
00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:51,160
Speaker 3: It was just like KENTIQI tours you want to go,

901
00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:52,960
Speaker 3: and then they would try to like fool you. They'd

902
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:55,840
Speaker 3: be like, you've never been to Eastern Europe like this before.

903
00:42:56,280 --> 00:42:58,040
Speaker 3: And you would get there and they would be like,

904
00:42:58,320 --> 00:43:01,760
Speaker 3: the enemy is down. Rage a life, some machine guns fire.

905
00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:03,880
Speaker 3: Make it.

906
00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:06,880
Speaker 4: I got drug number one. I I got drugged. I

907
00:43:06,920 --> 00:43:10,040
Speaker 4: also got him staying in the red light everywhere was

908
00:43:10,040 --> 00:43:11,759
Speaker 4: the red light district. So in Paris we got We

909
00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:12,800
Speaker 4: stayed in the red light district.

910
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:17,600
Speaker 3: I got waste. This wasn't a tour. Jesus unpacked this.

911
00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:22,360
Speaker 3: You shoeless bastard, Michael. You didn't go on a vacation.

912
00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:25,680
Speaker 3: You got trafficked. Until Liam Neeson showed up. He went

913
00:43:25,719 --> 00:43:27,200
Speaker 3: and got his daughter and he was like, I'll take

914
00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:28,359
Speaker 3: the Appalachian one too.

915
00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:32,560
Speaker 2: Take it was based on your actual life for it,

916
00:43:32,680 --> 00:43:33,320
Speaker 2: wrote a review.

917
00:43:33,880 --> 00:43:37,200
Speaker 5: I had to apologize on the bus over the loudspeaker

918
00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:40,360
Speaker 5: for embarrassing America because I got too loud and wasted

919
00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:43,520
Speaker 5: and was in Germany, no Italy. I got too loud

920
00:43:43,520 --> 00:43:46,360
Speaker 5: and wasted in Italy. I but banged up my knee.

921
00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:48,520
Speaker 5: I pete on myself. It was yeah, it was a

922
00:43:48,520 --> 00:43:49,880
Speaker 5: good time doors.

923
00:43:50,160 --> 00:43:54,440
Speaker 3: I don't apologize. You don't apologize for that. You call

924
00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:59,800
Speaker 3: it an airstrike? What did I do shoot an oil refinery?

925
00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:01,200
Speaker 1: Gotcha?

926
00:44:01,239 --> 00:44:02,040
Speaker 3: Got on mynd watch.

927
00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:04,319
Speaker 1: I gotta remind every I gotta remind everybody too.

928
00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:06,080
Speaker 2: As we close out the show, I'm gonna give you

929
00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:07,839
Speaker 2: guys a moment to tell everybody where you're gonna be forming.

930
00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:10,160
Speaker 2: Got I got to remind everybody that our official sponsor

931
00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:13,319
Speaker 2: who brings all this hilarity and possibly things that are

932
00:44:13,360 --> 00:44:14,920
Speaker 2: gonna be coming up in court when we have to

933
00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:18,200
Speaker 2: go and be subpoened is Coffin and lend your personal

934
00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:20,879
Speaker 2: injury attorneys. They've been representing and winning for the good

935
00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:24,200
Speaker 2: people of Orlando for over twenty years. And he's the

936
00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:26,799
Speaker 2: reason that we have a lawyer on retainer because we're

937
00:44:26,880 --> 00:44:28,880
Speaker 2: going to need it one day because Amy's gonna get

938
00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:31,400
Speaker 2: arrested for raw dog and shoes. I'm gonna go to

939
00:44:31,480 --> 00:44:34,239
Speaker 2: jail for some feet exposure and nobody wanted me to

940
00:44:34,239 --> 00:44:36,359
Speaker 2: do it, and Miguel's gonna go because y'all know why

941
00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:37,120
Speaker 2: Miguel's gonna go.

942
00:44:37,320 --> 00:44:41,320
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go because I'm representing Amy and James. Y'allna

943
00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:45,080
Speaker 3: I might be a simple foot lawyer, keep getting it

944
00:44:45,200 --> 00:44:48,520
Speaker 3: hands and learnings. But you're here to tell me that

945
00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:52,160
Speaker 3: a man and a woman can't rob dogs some shoes

946
00:44:52,400 --> 00:44:59,920
Speaker 3: in a country that wants own slaves. Wow, Wow, wow,

947
00:45:01,200 --> 00:45:02,600
Speaker 3: I can't help you.

948
00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:04,359
Speaker 1: All right?

949
00:45:05,320 --> 00:45:09,160
Speaker 3: What do you think? Are you too many pe nuts?

950
00:45:10,520 --> 00:45:11,040
Speaker 1: Real quick?

951
00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:12,800
Speaker 2: Where are you guys gonna be this weekend so people

952
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:13,799
Speaker 2: can come check you out?

953
00:45:14,160 --> 00:45:16,960
Speaker 3: March twenty second, I will be at side Splitters in

954
00:45:17,040 --> 00:45:19,960
Speaker 3: Tampa with Jake Rica and David Jolly.

955
00:45:21,040 --> 00:45:22,840
Speaker 1: Very nice? Amy, What do you have going on.

956
00:45:23,120 --> 00:45:26,520
Speaker 5: March twenty fifth at Bullet Bar seven pm? Florida Comedy

957
00:45:26,560 --> 00:45:29,640
Speaker 5: Collective launch party. Come hang out with us. It's gonna

958
00:45:29,680 --> 00:45:32,640
Speaker 5: be so much fun. It's a nonprofit to support local comedy.

959
00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:33,680
Speaker 1: Very nice.

960
00:45:33,719 --> 00:45:35,960
Speaker 2: On March twentieth, that is a Friday, I'm gonna be

961
00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:38,719
Speaker 2: back in Points Theanna, my old stomping ground where I

962
00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:41,319
Speaker 2: used to live. Gonna be performing at Mama Romano's.

963
00:45:41,400 --> 00:45:41,839
Speaker 3: That's right.

964
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Speaker 2: Thank you guys so much for listening to us on

965
00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:48,120
Speaker 2: Behalf of Myself. Michel Cologne Junior and Amy LaCour. Thank

966
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Speaker 2: y'all for tuning in to real last. We'll see you

967
00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:52,920
Speaker 2: guys tomorrow, But until then, Miguel tell them what to do.

968
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Speaker 3: Take your ass to bed, We out.