Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show, Final hour of The Jesse Kelly
Speaker 1: Shall on a wonderful Friday. Look if I seem a
Speaker 1: little bit too excited, and we'll get back to the
Speaker 1: politics in a minute. If I seem a little too excited,
Speaker 1: maybe on a Friday one, you know that amps me
Speaker 1: up to There are only going to be a certain
Speaker 1: percentage of people who appreciate what I'm about to say.
Speaker 1: I understand that, and maybe you were one of these people.
Speaker 1: But you ready for this, Chris. You won't appreciate what
Speaker 1: I'm about to say, but one day you will. Tomorrow
Speaker 1: is Saturday, all right with me? Saturday. We don't have
Speaker 1: any kids sporting events to attend tomorrow. None. See, Chris
Speaker 1: couldn't possibly have been more dismissive of this. And I know,
Speaker 1: I know that they'll miss it one day. And when
Speaker 1: I'm a grandpa, Lord Willing, I'm gonna go to every
Speaker 1: grandkids sporting event. It doesn't matter when it is, where
Speaker 1: it is, I'm going to all of them. I'm going
Speaker 1: to be at everything. But there is this window when
Speaker 1: you have children before they can drive, when they're into
Speaker 1: sports and you want them to play sports. It's healthy.
Speaker 1: You don't need them to be great, or you don't
Speaker 1: want to be that person. Just learn team working, hard working,
Speaker 1: working out, and things like that. All the value that
Speaker 1: sports brings your weekend isn't necessarily a weekend at all.
Speaker 1: You'll be up at five six am on Saturdays, driving
Speaker 1: two hours away for a baseball game or a tournament
Speaker 1: here at this or that or this that. There are
Speaker 1: no more weekends, but not tomorrow, not tomorrow, tomorrow. I
Speaker 1: don't want to brag about this wild party life I have.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna sleep in past eight o'clock tomorrow morning. I
Speaker 1: probably won't be able to sleep in, but I'm gonna sleep,
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna sleep without an alarm set. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: sleep until I wake up on my own. Doesn't make
Speaker 1: any look. You should see the look on Chris's face
Speaker 1: right now. No appreciation for what I'm talking about. Chris,
Speaker 1: you have no idea how many young and order parents
Speaker 1: who remember are nodding and they know exactly what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: And You'll be there, Pal, you will be there, And
Speaker 1: I can't wait to laugh in your face. Jessie. Why
Speaker 1: do conservative news organizations continually air communists propaganda? Even you
Speaker 1: do this, And I'll never understand why when AOC or
Speaker 1: Dome or Bernie Sanders say a stupid communist take you
Speaker 1: guys run it and everyone does it? Why do you
Speaker 1: all do this? Well, buddy, couple of things. When it
Speaker 1: comes to war, do you think it's important to know
Speaker 1: what the other side is doing? That's like the most
Speaker 1: important thing in the world. It's more important to play
Speaker 1: what AOC says than it is what Donald Trump says.
Speaker 1: That you realize. You realize how few Trump statements get
Speaker 1: played in audio on the show. Yes we'll play some,
Speaker 1: of course, he's the president, leader of the party. But
Speaker 1: it's not something I prioritize at all. You know what
Speaker 1: Trump thinks, You know what Trump says. You have to
Speaker 1: understand your enemy. It's everything. Playing what Bernie Sanders says
Speaker 1: is about ten million times more important than what Donald
Speaker 1: Trump said in its peach. Also, and this is not
Speaker 1: at all meant to be insulting. I know I will
Speaker 1: probably say it insulting. I can't help it. I'm my
Speaker 1: father's son. It is not meant to be that way
Speaker 1: at all. You should start your own show. And I
Speaker 1: really genuinely mean this. When people have I don't like
Speaker 1: how this show's done, or everyone does it like this.
Speaker 1: It's easy to start a show now that audio equipment
Speaker 1: is so readily available. I have many friends who have
Speaker 1: started shows in their garage. They'll sit down in their
Speaker 1: living room. It's just a microphone and some recording equipment.
Speaker 1: It's nothing. If you think there is space out there.
Speaker 1: If you have something to say on anything, it doesn't
Speaker 1: have to be political. Maybe you're a car guy, maybe
Speaker 1: you're a lady who likes cooking or something. Whatever women do,
Speaker 1: they've start a show, record it, put it on video
Speaker 1: if you want, throw it up on These social media
Speaker 1: websites are free. Everyone can get a an Instagram account.
Speaker 1: Start putting up two manuy videos of you baking muffins
Speaker 1: in the morning. Everyone's doing it. Maybe your muffins are special.
Speaker 1: Maybe you have something to say, maybe you have a
Speaker 1: sense of humor. Start a show. You might be good
Speaker 1: at it, you might enjoy it. You might find yourself
Speaker 1: where I am, where I worked for thirty seven years
Speaker 1: working normal jobs, and now I don't even have a job,
Speaker 1: and they pay me for this. That could be you
Speaker 1: one day. Now you're gonna have to work hard. You're
Speaker 1: gonna have to do it. But if you have a
Speaker 1: different idea on how to do things even what I do,
Speaker 1: maybe you're better. I certainly didn't invent the wheel here,
Speaker 1: not the best. Maybe you're the best and you haven't
Speaker 1: started yet. Start it. You might enjoy it and you
Speaker 1: might be good at it. Whiskey club Oracle, Oh, this
Speaker 1: is about that guy yesterday who wants to he wanted
Speaker 1: He's a part of an exclusive whiskey tasting club. Chris,
Speaker 1: did we ever hear back from that. I've never even
Speaker 1: heard of that kind of thing before. I didn't know
Speaker 1: that was the kind of thing existed. I guess if
Speaker 1: I drank more, I would definitely be involved. But it's
Speaker 1: probably expensive, isn't it, Chris? You think so? How much
Speaker 1: you think it costs to be part of a whiskey
Speaker 1: tasting club? Chris said, how much is nice whiskey? I know?
Speaker 1: Forty fifty bucks? Oh guess what do you make in
Speaker 1: that face? That's what it costs when I used to
Speaker 1: drink it all the time for good for a good bottle.
Speaker 1: I mean, I think Jim Beam back in the day
Speaker 1: was twenty twenty five bucks. You go up to forty
Speaker 1: fifty dollars. That's good whiskey. I don't think I've ever
Speaker 1: bought anything that's nicer than that. I know it exists.
Speaker 1: I know that fancy stuff. Anyway, this guy says, Whiskey Club, Oracle,
Speaker 1: what flavor of ice cream? What flavor of ice cream
Speaker 1: do you think you will bring to your initial visit
Speaker 1: to the Whiskey Club. That's a sure way to make
Speaker 1: a great impression. You guys are so mean. And his
Speaker 1: name is Mark. That's one too. I'll say this about bourbon.
Speaker 1: Don't discount it as a dessert topping. I used to
Speaker 1: work with this guy, used to sell RBS with this
Speaker 1: guy named Cliff. I don't want to give out his
Speaker 1: wife's name. I probably shouldn't even told him said Cliff
Speaker 1: he's name, but I love Cliff. I used to work
Speaker 1: with this guy in Cliff and his wife was one
Speaker 1: of these amazing cooks, just had a talent. And she
Speaker 1: had this ice cream dessert that and she would top
Speaker 1: it with a bourbon topping. I think she cooked the
Speaker 1: alcohol out of it so you can give it to kids,
Speaker 1: but you got that smoky bourbon flavor. I had never
Speaker 1: in my life had bourbon as a dessert ingredient before fantastic. Absolutely, fan, Chris,
Speaker 1: have you ever had that is? I'm telling you, man,
Speaker 1: when you see like a bourbon sauce or a bourbon
Speaker 1: topping on something something about it, it was good, Hey,
Speaker 1: old guy. Are the communists finding themselves exposed as they
Speaker 1: frantically try to muddy the waters? All right? So communists
Speaker 1: are always worried about being exposed, but they will always
Speaker 1: risk being exposed to move the revolution forward. Think about
Speaker 1: communists as criminals, because in essence that's what they are. Remember,
Speaker 1: they're fighting a revolution against an established society, which involves
Speaker 1: the breaking of laws, the breaking of norms. They're always
Speaker 1: doing things they shouldn't be doing, and like any criminal,
Speaker 1: the risk of getting caught is always there and they
Speaker 1: don't want to get caught. But in it TI im off.
Speaker 1: You guy's a good example of this. Every autobiography I
Speaker 1: ever read or documentary I watched, almost every one of
Speaker 1: these guys did time, and they are in talking about
Speaker 1: prison time, and it was just baked into the cake. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: at some point in time you're going to do prison time.
Speaker 1: At some point in time, you're going to go to prison.
Speaker 1: It was always understood you can't stop committing crimes. That's
Speaker 1: what you do for a living. You'll commit as many
Speaker 1: as you can get. You'll try to avoid getting caught.
Speaker 1: You don't want to get caught, but you understand that
Speaker 1: that's that's part of the job. Communists getting caught doing
Speaker 1: something horrible that is baked into the cake. They know
Speaker 1: that is part of it. They always know that's going
Speaker 1: to be part of it. That's why they have a
Speaker 1: built in defensive mechanism. Whenever they get caught, they will
Speaker 1: immediately play the victim and act like you're the aggressor.
Speaker 1: They all do this every time when they get caught
Speaker 1: red handed. Why are you oppressing me? Why are you
Speaker 1: killing me? I was only trying to impede federal law enforcement.
Speaker 1: You're a fascist who's oppressing me. Immediately play the victim
Speaker 1: and reverse it and act like the good guys are
Speaker 1: the bad guys. They all do it every time. They
Speaker 1: can't help themselves. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on
Speaker 1: a Fantastic Friday, and asked Doctor Jesse Friday getting through
Speaker 1: as many questions as we possibly can cast I'm so
Speaker 1: excited to be here. Also, some guys running a half
Speaker 1: marathon and he made a Freedo banddo request, and a
Speaker 1: lot of people have made that, and I just I
Speaker 1: feel the need to deliver a yi yai yai.
Speaker 2: I am the Crysto Bandito. Hecky I like Crito Scornchis.
Speaker 2: I love them. I dou I want Printo scorne I'll
Speaker 2: get them from you. I yi yi yi oh imb
Speaker 2: Frieto bandito. Give me Ricto Scornechin. I'll be your friend.
Speaker 2: The Frito bunddo.
Speaker 1: You must not up.
Speaker 2: Munch a bunch of pos.
Speaker 1: Hey, Chris, you think you could run a half marathon.
Speaker 1: That's weak. That's weak. I think you should train and
Speaker 1: run a half marathon for a charity. You can even
Speaker 1: pocket some of the cash. What I'm trying to encourage
Speaker 1: you train to run a half marathon. I want to
Speaker 1: see you do it. What could I do it? Probably
Speaker 1: probably be great at it. But this is not about me.
Speaker 1: This is about you. I want you to do it. Hey, Bronco,
Speaker 1: I'm getting sick and tired of these feminists trashing our
Speaker 1: boys on the US hockey team for simply laughing at
Speaker 1: a joke by Trump. It's obvious why they're doing it.
Speaker 1: These are straight, white, patriotic masculine men who love the country.
Speaker 1: How do we fix these feminists? Says his name is
Speaker 1: Mike h. It's not that you can fix feminists, all right,
Speaker 1: But here's something I've learned about feminists over the year.
Speaker 1: There's ways to deal with them. The first way is
Speaker 1: simply ignore them. The sports media world. Do you understand
Speaker 1: what it is the sports media world. The people who
Speaker 1: do the writing about sports, the people who go on
Speaker 1: the news and talk about sports, ESPN and things like that.
Speaker 1: This is not universal, but it's very, very common for
Speaker 1: the dudes. They go into sports media because it gives them, finally,
Speaker 1: some semblance of power over the athletes they could never
Speaker 1: be when you are and I would look, I was
Speaker 1: in high school obviously once, barely, But I was in
Speaker 1: high school once, and I was not some great athlete
Speaker 1: by any stretch of the imagination. And I remember the
Speaker 1: great athletes from our high school. I remember being a
Speaker 1: freshman in high school. Hey, you know, there's always the
Speaker 1: special select group of super pretty girls who are seniors.
Speaker 1: And you're a little dork freshman at fifteen, and you
Speaker 1: look like a toothpick, and she's never even gonna look
Speaker 1: your way. And you look and who she always dating
Speaker 1: the college quarterback. If you are the college quarterback, the
Speaker 1: quarterback of the football team, if you allow MB to
Speaker 1: overcome you, and every guy will have a moment like this.
Speaker 1: You can think to yourself, this sucks. Why does he
Speaker 1: get the girl and I don't get the girl. I
Speaker 1: deserve the girl. And if you allow that MV to
Speaker 1: overcome you, you will eventually go into sports journalism because
Speaker 1: one day it will allow you to stand in front
Speaker 1: of that athlete when he just got done with practice
Speaker 1: or he just got done winning the gold medal, and
Speaker 1: you'll be able to start interrogating him over something you
Speaker 1: want him to talk about. It'll give you the feeling
Speaker 1: of power over the guy you could never be and
Speaker 1: you've always been jealous of vice versa. There is an
Speaker 1: ever increasing representation of women in the sports media now. Now,
Speaker 1: there were always, you know, some sideline reporters, great ones
Speaker 1: like Michelle Tafoya and those types. Those types always existed,
Speaker 1: but now they have to be part of every sports broadcast.
Speaker 1: It's just absolutely brutal. Who are they? They're the ones
Speaker 1: who wanted to date the high school quarterback and they
Speaker 1: were too ugly at the time. Now they have a
Speaker 1: chance to get back at him. What are you doing
Speaker 1: laughing at a funny joke from Donald Trump? And then
Speaker 1: they'll write an article trashing the guy, the guy they've
Speaker 1: wanted their entire lives. And let me clue you in
Speaker 1: on something you want to talk about fixing feminists, Find
Speaker 1: every single woman who spent the last five days complaining
Speaker 1: about the US men's hockey team and get one of
Speaker 1: those hockey players to ask her out on a date.
Speaker 1: She'll say goodbye to feminism faster than the speed of sound.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, yes, Ione love to Will you take
Speaker 1: me to Red Lobster tonight? I wear your gold medal
Speaker 1: like that. It's all about bitterness and envy. If you
Speaker 1: want to fix feminists, first you ignore them. Second, just
Speaker 1: simply never let them have power over you. And what
Speaker 1: does that mean? You never give into their demands ever,
Speaker 1: You never say what they want you to say, You
Speaker 1: never do what they want you to do. Mock them,
Speaker 1: laugh at them, ignore them, flat out refuse them. You
Speaker 1: have any idea how many feminists email this show mad
Speaker 1: at me, calling me am asogynist and everything else. We
Speaker 1: laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh. It's
Speaker 1: just never going to have an impact on me at all.
Speaker 1: I don't have any respect for women like that, women
Speaker 1: who think like that, women who act like that. It's
Speaker 1: just I don't value your opinion. It's just now, I'll
Speaker 1: tell you what you get some Look, we have all
Speaker 1: kinds of stay at home moms who listen to the show.
Speaker 1: You get some state at home mom who emails in,
Speaker 1: Hey Jesse, I'm raising three kids. Hey Jesse. My husband
Speaker 1: and I are struggling with work. Hey Jesse. But okay,
Speaker 1: well now I'm listening. Now you're somebody that I respect.
Speaker 1: You emailed into the show screeching at me, calling me
Speaker 1: a misogynist. All that does is encourage me to make
Speaker 1: you even angrieror I love that you hate me. I
Speaker 1: think it's fantastic. I think you're poison on society, and
Speaker 1: I love making him miserable. Can't help it. I'm a
Speaker 1: bad person. Kit is the Jesse Kelly Show on a
Speaker 1: magnificent Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday. You can email
Speaker 1: the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. So this
Speaker 1: lady wants to know the gentleman who just earned the
Speaker 1: Medal of hon Well, they finally draped it on and
Speaker 1: he earned it a long time ago. He earned it
Speaker 1: in the Korean War seventy five years ago. Why did
Speaker 1: he just now get it? All? Right? So let's have
Speaker 1: a talk, maybe a touch on comfortable, but that's kind
Speaker 1: of our specialty here. Let's have a talk the Medal
Speaker 1: of Honor. The Medal of Honor is obviously the highest
Speaker 1: award for bravery you can get in the United States Military,
Speaker 1: and there are look, we do Medal of Honor Monday
Speaker 1: every Monday. There are just insane incredible stories of people
Speaker 1: who've earned the Medal of Honor. Also, there's politics involved,
Speaker 1: sometimes sometimes for good and bad. I've told you many
Speaker 1: stories before about people who were in the Navy Cross
Speaker 1: or Silver Star or something like that, and you read
Speaker 1: the citation and you say to yourself, well, this guy
Speaker 1: did something every bit as brave as the last ten
Speaker 1: guys I heard earned the Medal of Honor. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: maybe his commander had it out for him and didn't
Speaker 1: like him. You think that can't make it go away,
Speaker 1: make it go away a lot. That's the guy. Guys
Speaker 1: who don't ever get one. Now, let's talk about the
Speaker 1: ones who do. Sometimes no one saw you do what
Speaker 1: you did, or or the right guy didn't see it.
Speaker 1: Sometimes you have a bad or lazy commander, he's jealous
Speaker 1: or something like that. And other times medals are given out.
Speaker 1: Medals of honor are given out for partly, I want
Speaker 1: to stress that word, partly political reasons. Who drapes the
Speaker 1: medal of honor on people? President of the United States
Speaker 1: of America oftentimes physically he's the one who drapes the
Speaker 1: medal of honor on people. The medal of honor fills
Speaker 1: people with pride and patriotism. They like it. Unless you're
Speaker 1: a scum sucking democrat. You like it. It's just democrats.
Speaker 1: You think that you shouldn't be doing these things. So
Speaker 1: the guy who's doing the draping, meaning the draping and
Speaker 1: of honor honor the president. It looks good, it's a
Speaker 1: good moment for him. There are oftentimes political reasons. They
Speaker 1: get thrown into the bravery. It's not like the bravery
Speaker 1: isn't there for presidents to put a medal of honor
Speaker 1: on someone. Sometimes it goes beyond the president, or maybe
Speaker 1: not beyond beneath the president. Sometimes maybe okay, well, let's
Speaker 1: put it this way, hypothetical, just a hypothetical. Mind you,
Speaker 1: I am a Republican Senator from Tennessee. I've had some
Speaker 1: bad votes. My Republican voters don't really appreciate the bloom
Speaker 1: is kind of off the rose when it comes to me.
Speaker 1: I have a re election campaign coming up in November.
Speaker 1: I would really like to keep my Senate seat. My
Speaker 1: people are upset. I signed on for some amnesty, maybe
Speaker 1: a little insider trading standard senator things. You know what,
Speaker 1: There's a guy, he got a Navy Cross. He did
Speaker 1: something pretty brave in Afghanistan. He's from Tennessee. I also
Speaker 1: have President Trump's number. I wonder if I could implore
Speaker 1: the President to upgrade that Navy Cross to a medal
Speaker 1: of honor. Have me there at the ceremony, standing right
Speaker 1: beside him, have me involved somehow. Now does that take
Speaker 1: away the bravery of the guy who had already earned
Speaker 1: a Navy Cross. No, it certainly doesn't. There's a political
Speaker 1: aspect to all these things. Well, oh, it probably isn't
Speaker 1: fair to a lot of these things. There's a political
Speaker 1: aspect to it. In the same way John basilone in
Speaker 1: World War Two, he goes and earns a Medal of honor,
Speaker 1: on Guadalcanal, all kinds of insane bravery, hand to hand
Speaker 1: fighting Japanese and the fog stacking bodies so much he
Speaker 1: had to push over the stacks standard John Basilone things.
Speaker 1: John Basilone earned a medal of honor for that. John Basilone,
Speaker 1: and he hated this. I love this about him. John
Speaker 1: Basilone then got pulled out of there and they made
Speaker 1: him go crisscross the country selling war bonds trying to
Speaker 1: raise money for the war. Basilone was a marine and
Speaker 1: a fighting man and a freaking beast. By the way,
Speaker 1: New Jersey native. I love that guy. Is just amazing.
Speaker 1: They still have a parade honoring him every year. Isn't
Speaker 1: that cool anyway? John Basilon what Chris what? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: we do have a We actually have a statue of
Speaker 1: John Basilone on the bookshelf behind me as we speak.
Speaker 1: And that aside, John Basilone was made to be you
Speaker 1: can you can justify it, but he was made to
Speaker 1: be a political prop afterwards to raise money for the war.
Speaker 1: He despised it, ended up fighting against it, basically insisting
Speaker 1: that he'd be sent back into war so he could
Speaker 1: train and guide younger Marines. They sent him back into Ewojima,
Speaker 1: where he was killed sadly in Ewogima. Military awards have
Speaker 1: a political aspect to them a lot. I suspect the
Speaker 1: one hundred year old warrior from Korea who most definitely
Speaker 1: earned it. I suspect Donald Trump was looking for an
Speaker 1: older guy that virtually everyone would stand up in cheer
Speaker 1: for a heartfelt, patriotic, wonderful moment to round out his
Speaker 1: State of the Union address, And this is just what
Speaker 1: I suspect. I don't have any insider knowledge on this.
Speaker 1: I suspect somebody was given orders of Hey, there's got
Speaker 1: to be a World War Two vet or Koreean vet
Speaker 1: who did something crazy brave, probably deserves a Medal of honor.
Speaker 1: Can you maybe track him down in time for the
Speaker 1: State of the Union so we could have Malania pin
Speaker 1: one on him in the State of the Union. Would
Speaker 1: probably make us all look pretty good. That is not
Speaker 1: to take away from the bravery. But that's the ugly
Speaker 1: side of life, isn't it. It's the youngly side of life. Chesse,
Speaker 1: What are your thoughts on Chesty Pooler, famed marine World
Speaker 1: War II Korean War general whose prophecies about the political
Speaker 1: landscape up today. Fifty years ago, he saw this coming.
Speaker 1: Why couldn't the politicians who were running things back then
Speaker 1: couldn't or wouldn't. I'm a Chesty Polar super fan, Chesty Puller.
Speaker 1: I was in first Battalion, seventh Marines, Alpha Company, and
Speaker 1: he was formerly first Battalion, seventh Marines, And there were
Speaker 1: Chesty Pooler pictures and everything all over battalion headquarters that
Speaker 1: he was well known in. My battalion is well known
Speaker 1: across the country. So I'm Chesty Poller super fan. However,
Speaker 1: it's always easier for a military man who's used to
Speaker 1: being in command to solve problems and solve them right
Speaker 1: away in a way that makes sense, because Chesty Poler
Speaker 1: didn't have to deal with the courts or the House,
Speaker 1: or the Senate or the or you know, wine moms
Speaker 1: who vote a certain way. Chesty Pohler was a commander
Speaker 1: of men, so if you needed something done, you go
Speaker 1: do this, you go do that, you do this immediately,
Speaker 1: and something gets done. And military people really doesn't have
Speaker 1: to just be military type A. Men will always struggle
Speaker 1: with the slowness of our system because you I shouldn't
Speaker 1: just say men, because there are women like this too.
Speaker 1: You have already identified the problems. These people are bad.
Speaker 1: This policy is bad. This isn't good. This is good.
Speaker 1: Stop this, you go there, stop that, you stop this,
Speaker 1: you start doing this. It's simple. You could solve it
Speaker 1: the day. Our system is not designed like that. Our
Speaker 1: system was designed intentionally to move slow. That's a good
Speaker 1: thing when they're trying to do bad things, but that's
Speaker 1: a bad thing when you're trying to do good things.
Speaker 1: If you end up with a corrupted system like we have,
Speaker 1: it can be very, very frustrating watching it move at
Speaker 1: a snail's pace when you're trying to write The ship
Speaker 1: the largest most powerful company in the world. It's a
Speaker 1: big cruise ship, not a speedboat. It turns slowly. One
Speaker 1: more segment, Hang on, It is the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1: Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show. On a magnificent
Speaker 1: Thursday or Friday, not a Thursday, a Friday, and ask
Speaker 1: doctor Jesse Friday. And it's been a freaking good day.
Speaker 1: And I hope you have a blessed weekend. You can
Speaker 1: email me Jesse at Jesse Kelly's Commember Monday's Medal of
Speaker 1: Honor Monday that's coming soon. Always a good time. Let's
Speaker 1: get back to as many emails as we possibly can
Speaker 1: before we check out of here. Hey, Jesse, I have
Speaker 1: heard you say twice in the last month that you
Speaker 1: were going to explain why you call Kamala Harris Dome.
Speaker 1: Yet you have failed each time. I'm starting to think
Speaker 1: you are avoiding the question because you don't actually know anymore.
Speaker 1: His name is Anthony. By the way. Remember this woman
Speaker 1: is one hundred percent running. No, no, I don't know
Speaker 1: whether or not she's gonna run in twenty twenty eight.
Speaker 1: I actually I'm not sure about that. I suspect she
Speaker 1: will wait and see where the political wins are blowing.
Speaker 1: If it looks like it might be a good year
Speaker 1: for Democrats, maybe she jumps in. If it looks like
Speaker 1: I don't know, maybe maybe it's not our year. Remember
Speaker 1: she's young enough. I know she's sixty, but that's not
Speaker 1: old politically. She's young enough to wait for thirty two
Speaker 1: or till twenty thirty thirty two. She's thinking about it,
Speaker 1: and will you run again?
Speaker 2: I haven't decided.
Speaker 3: You're still thinking about it. I might, yeah, I might,
Speaker 3: of course, black Lung, Jesse, When you describe your cigar experience.
Speaker 1: I couldn't help but think of Ben Stiller and Zoolander
Speaker 1: coughing and self diagnosing black lung after ten minutes in
Speaker 1: a coal mine. In a coal mine, buck up, merman,
Speaker 1: I've been coughing for like three days. I think a
Speaker 1: cigar guy might be like a once every six months
Speaker 1: type thing, or what Chris or hear me out? This
Speaker 1: guy goes on to mention Clint Eastwood and always having
Speaker 1: a half cigar in his mouth. Chris, why can't I
Speaker 1: do that? It doesn't say you have to light it
Speaker 1: to be a cigar guy. What about one of those
Speaker 1: little things, the little cigars that Clint Eastwood had. You
Speaker 1: don't ever have to light it. No one's ever gonna know.
Speaker 1: Everyone thinks you're about to light it. I just there's
Speaker 1: been so much throat clearing, and I didn't anticipate this
Speaker 1: much throat clearing. There's a lot. I do think I'd
Speaker 1: made some mistaken inhales from time to time, because it
Speaker 1: felt like my lungs were on fire. And I told
Speaker 1: you about when I was blowing the smoke out my nose.
Speaker 1: It was like it was like somebody had just held
Speaker 1: my face. Over an active volcano. That's what it felt
Speaker 1: like when it came out. My nose was burning and
Speaker 1: it wasn't a great feeling. So we're gonna make some
Speaker 1: cigar adjustments. We cigar guys do that, all right, we do, Chris,
Speaker 1: that we make adjustments. I want you to make an
Speaker 1: adjustment on fixing your pain, that's what I want. I
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Speaker 1: as heavy as ten bodies, as heavy as ten boxes
Speaker 1: that you might be moving. You said you don't exaggerate steak.
Speaker 1: No election or court decision is everything. My question is
Speaker 1: for you personally, what would be everything or the last straw?
Speaker 1: At what point would you say this is done, this
Speaker 1: one is everything, or the experiment failed. I'm feeling more
Speaker 1: optimistic so and so. As far as answering that for
Speaker 1: the nation, I'm not sure, but I'll tell you for
Speaker 1: me personally. As I've always said, you can't kill your
Speaker 1: way out of a problem. People like to imagine they can,
Speaker 1: you can't. I do not believe violence is an answer
Speaker 1: most of the time, that that should be always the last, last,
Speaker 1: last resort. I think we should fight really, really hard
Speaker 1: politically and slowly work our way out of this problem.
Speaker 1: That's what I believe we should. I think it will
Speaker 1: take a lot of time, but that's the only way
Speaker 1: to do it that lasts. Otherwise you just end up
Speaker 1: with this cycle of violence and all that. Now that said,
Speaker 1: communists in this country have flirted with an idea that
Speaker 1: has been done in many communist countries in the past,
Speaker 1: and that idea is the taking away of children and
Speaker 1: family members. Hey, you're going to say this, or we'll
Speaker 1: take your kids away. You're going to you're gonna take
Speaker 1: this COVID vaccine, or we'll take your kids away. You're
Speaker 1: gonna say that trainees are real, or will take your
Speaker 1: kids away. I will kill anybody who shows up at
Speaker 1: my house to take my children. And I don't care
Speaker 1: what you have. I don't care what your government role
Speaker 1: has to be. Maybe you're not even in the government.
Speaker 1: If you ever show up an attempt to take members
Speaker 1: of my family, I will kill you, and I will
Speaker 1: kill you very quickly, very quickly. You want to see
Speaker 1: me turn into a very violent human being, show up
Speaker 1: at my house to take my kids. I don't well,
Speaker 1: there's a law. I don't care. I'll kill you two.
Speaker 1: You don't get to ever have my family. Never in
Speaker 1: a million years. That would be my drop dead. Oh
Speaker 1: and one other thing for or the country as a whole.
Speaker 1: If there is ever and I'm not confident this will
Speaker 1: ever happen, but if there is ever a federal effort
Speaker 1: to confiscape firearms, that's when it's time to start shooting
Speaker 1: then that's not an exaggeration other than that peaceful legal
Speaker 1: at all times. If the government ever says we're coming
Speaker 1: to your house to take your guns, they are doing
Speaker 1: that because they are about to commit genocide the way
Speaker 1: every government who's ever done that has done. That's when
Speaker 1: it's time. Until then, we fight culturally, we fight politically.
Speaker 1: We get involved in campaigns, We get involved in local organizations,
Speaker 1: you get your butt into church, you get to know
Speaker 1: your neighbors. There are all kinds of things you do.
Speaker 1: But though personally that's my drop dead and federally that's
Speaker 1: my drop dead moment. Jesse, Caroline Levitt is pregnant and
Speaker 1: will need a replacement when she's on maternity leave. If
Speaker 1: you were asked, would you step in and replace her
Speaker 1: for a few months, because that would be the best
Speaker 1: three months of our lives. I don't think anybody wants that. Well,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you this, there's no way Donald Trump actually
Speaker 1: wants that. There's no no Chris he would be okay
Speaker 1: with it, right, but everyone knows I would take it
Speaker 1: too far. I have nothing but complete disdain for all
Speaker 1: the dirtball comedies in the media. In that room, and
Speaker 1: everyone knows I would last a week maybe, and I'd
Speaker 1: be fired. What Chris, What Chris said? What about a
Speaker 1: deputy press secretary? Well, you're still representing the White House.
Speaker 1: You know. You can't just get up there and say
Speaker 1: whatever you want to say. They sit down and strategize,
Speaker 1: and you work exclusively for Donald Trump. You say what
Speaker 1: Donald Trump wants you to say, and there are gonna
Speaker 1: be things. Even Trump would think I was probably going
Speaker 1: a little too far. It probably wouldn't put it quite
Speaker 1: the way he put it. It's just look, if I
Speaker 1: stood up there and said that's not gonna land, Well,
Speaker 1: you go enjoy your weekend, put your phone down. That's all.