Speaker 1: Democratic super duper. That's nice. Might a goo ndogay? Yes,
Speaker 1: that is good news.
Speaker 2: It is the thirtieth and final day of June twenty
Speaker 2: twenty six. Good Tuesday morning, everybody. My name is Chris Hockey.
Speaker 2: Welcome to the Patrick Morning. So Tuesday tireds Well, let's
Speaker 2: get this thing started. Let's get you move in a
Speaker 2: little bit. Right here we go. We're gonna get started
Speaker 2: with some comedy. We're gonna have Johnny Bonds, this is
Speaker 2: gonna be here. We're gonna have Marty Gallarnar and he
Speaker 2: cast of thousands and plenty. Just so much to get to.
Speaker 2: I can't wait. Here's Brian Reagan comedy. Patrick Morning, So
Speaker 2: Tuesday Morning, come on in. I am glad you are here.
Speaker 3: Hey, I saw something interesting today on social media. Somebody
Speaker 3: posted a very strong political opinion and somebody replied, good point.
Speaker 3: I changed my mind. There's something I've learned about social media.
Speaker 3: The expression just saying I ain't never preceded by a compliment.
Speaker 3: When I tweet, I never want to try to sound
Speaker 3: too young, but I also don't want to sound too old.
Speaker 3: And I saw Metallica in concert. They're great, and I
Speaker 3: wanted to tweet that they were great, but I didn't
Speaker 3: want to come off like an.
Speaker 4: Old fuddy duddy.
Speaker 3: But I also didn't want to try to sound like
Speaker 3: a young whipper snapper. So I settled on boy these
Speaker 3: fellas sure, and I had a boogie like I hit
Speaker 3: the sweet spot. All my followers thought I was the
Speaker 3: cat's pajamas.
Speaker 1: I know.
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Speaker 2: Watch I'm me the tires.
Speaker 1: Oh wre mads in the tax this now you sold
Speaker 1: test heart and you sold my heart. It is Tuesday,
Speaker 1: June thirtieth and twenty twenty six. This is the Power
Speaker 1: Trip Morning Show. I'm Corey Coche. That's Chris Hockey. There's
Speaker 1: meat sauce, Paul Embert. I believe Sam's back there, somewhere
Speaker 1: in the dark. I can't see him back there. Thanks us,
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, Johnny Bond should be here in a second.
Speaker 1: And he sent us a text yesterday. You normally sent
Speaker 1: us a text saying I'll be there bright and early
Speaker 1: in the morning. Did I miss that text? Am I
Speaker 1: losing my mind?
Speaker 5: He'll be here right now? What's I don't know? Maybe
Speaker 5: is he okay? Is he on vacation?
Speaker 1: Not sure?
Speaker 4: Do we know? I never know what he's doing.
Speaker 2: I don't know for sure either.
Speaker 1: Then Marney Gillen will be here at about seven.
Speaker 2: Beans bonds Bones. If you're out there, please send us
Speaker 2: a text let us know.
Speaker 1: I'm sure he's going to be here. Maybe just forgot. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what'd you see yesterday?
Speaker 5: I saw Paul Mollittor, I saw Matt Boldie, I saw
Speaker 5: Kyle Rudolph, I saw Marnie Glarnar, I saw Jason Zucker,
Speaker 5: I saw Michael Floyd.
Speaker 1: Who'd you golf with a.
Speaker 5: Bunch of really unbelievably nice gentlemen that were very cool people.
Speaker 4: Did you sweat your balls off?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: That yeah, it was you know, the charity is such
Speaker 5: a great charity. But at about two o'clock the clouds
Speaker 5: all faded and this it was just pure son and
Speaker 5: it was about I bet it was about one hundred
Speaker 5: and five heat index.
Speaker 4: But it was fun. Man. We had a really good time.
Speaker 4: That made him good.
Speaker 5: I played okay, yeah, but you know, when you play
Speaker 5: in a scramble like that, you get a couple of
Speaker 5: guys that can hit it about two eighty three ten
Speaker 5: and we're playing the best ball. There's no point for
Speaker 5: those of us that can't hit it three to eighty
Speaker 5: three hundred to even hit, so just kind of put
Speaker 5: the driver back in the bag and go, all right,
Speaker 5: we'll hit that. That's great. But yeah, it was fun.
Speaker 5: They were a very positive group. They were kind to
Speaker 5: everybody that we encountered yesterday. It was very nice.
Speaker 1: Did you convince Jason to come in today?
Speaker 4: No? I talked to him for about a minute. Come on, man,
Speaker 4: he was talking to Marnie.
Speaker 2: Well, maybe Marty did.
Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe Marnie. You never know.
Speaker 5: I don't think he can. I think he's busy all week.
Speaker 5: Oh I saw our guy, Jim Rich.
Speaker 2: Jim's the best.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love that's the best. Yeah, I see that
Speaker 1: with Jim Rich. No, I thought, oh dude, it'd be sweet.
Speaker 1: That would go so viral. Parker, you knew I didn't see.
Speaker 4: How would we guess? You could guess?
Speaker 1: Kyle?
Speaker 4: Well, I waved to him. You didn't see.
Speaker 2: Mhmm, Lord Jesus Christ.
Speaker 5: He's on the show. Is Mark Parrish? I don't think
Speaker 5: he was invited. No, he's in Deadwood. He wasn't invited, Oh,
Speaker 5: said Parker Fox. U come on, come on, Tommy Olsen.
Speaker 5: Tommy Olsen didn't see him, didn't hear him, so he
Speaker 5: was to be there. Yeah, great dude scene. He texted
Speaker 5: me at one point, but yeah, it was. He was there, Yeah,
Speaker 5: he was there. I just didn't see him.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 5: They have two courses, so he played on probably the
Speaker 5: other one.
Speaker 4: And it was fun though.
Speaker 1: Well congratulations, good good on you, good cause good chunk
Speaker 1: of money.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, it was gretty cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah because good good cause good chunk.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, thank you.
Speaker 2: You know, yesterday the weather was like a like a
Speaker 2: strip club hot high, damn no, not damp. What so
Speaker 2: clubs do you go to?
Speaker 1: Not good ones, small towns.
Speaker 2: It kept saying it was going to a storm and
Speaker 2: rain like hell, and it never.
Speaker 4: Did, so a big tease, yeah, big.
Speaker 2: Teas yesterday All day long, I kept waiting for that
Speaker 2: big storm that was coming.
Speaker 1: Same nothing. It was gross though, yeah that's what I mean.
Speaker 1: No storms aside. It was disgusting. I needed some rain baby. Yeah.
Speaker 5: They even said before we started they were tracking a
Speaker 5: some kind of weather cell that was south and they're like,
Speaker 5: if you hear the weather horn, you have to come in. Yeah,
Speaker 5: all about four holes in, I was praying for the
Speaker 5: weather horn.
Speaker 2: Yeah no, not no, yeah, you.
Speaker 1: The cause and yeah it was walking around with swamp
Speaker 1: a million.
Speaker 4: Of course my slabs were sweaty.
Speaker 1: I'm sure, Yeah, I'm sure, Yeah, I was damp. Did
Speaker 1: you film it my sweaty slabs?
Speaker 4: Yeah? No?
Speaker 2: Were your moist evidence?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 5: I don't know who'd want to see my sweaty butt cheeks.
Speaker 5: Nobody in the world, nobody. There's not a soul that
Speaker 5: wants to see my sweaty butt cheeks.
Speaker 2: Malik Beasley put twenty bucks on it.
Speaker 1: Man, Did you see that effected a bet?
Speaker 4: You and I made?
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 5: So there's a play where they're down this one. Yeah,
Speaker 5: they're down what a ten? I think after a free throw,
Speaker 5: there's like three seconds left and you see Malik Beasley
Speaker 5: like begging for the ball and he gets the ball
Speaker 5: in the inbound everybody else is given up. He runs
Speaker 5: down the court, puts the bucket in. I had him
Speaker 5: over eight or whatever. But because of that basket, you
Speaker 5: won the bet.
Speaker 1: Yay? Yeah, so now everybody thinks you're in on it,
Speaker 1: I am. Is this just a great example of how
Speaker 1: criminals that are stupid deserve to get caught. Yeah, Because
Speaker 1: when we talked about that pitcher back in the day,
Speaker 1: was it a year or two ago that a whole
Speaker 1: bunch of his friends and family and whatever had bet
Speaker 1: that the first pitch in the fourth inning was going
Speaker 1: to be a ball, and he threw it right into
Speaker 1: the dirty Basically three didn't don't even make it look good,
Speaker 1: and you're like, well, obviously he didn't try to throw
Speaker 1: a strike. When it's an almost ten point game, the
Speaker 1: game's over and there's three seconds left, and you are
Speaker 1: violently clapping for the ball, Give me the ball, and
Speaker 1: then you sprint at full speed.
Speaker 4: The hardest you probably work the whole game.
Speaker 1: And then you get a dunk or whatever, a layup
Speaker 1: with what is it, point three or point four to go,
Speaker 1: and you look beyond relieved. Yes, what did you think
Speaker 1: was gonna happen? Correct? I mean, here's what you do.
Speaker 1: And maybe he's got ties to the mob. I don't know,
Speaker 1: But let's say that bet goes the wrong way, right,
Speaker 1: and you lose because you don't get the ball with
Speaker 1: three seconds ago. Okay, then you do it the next game.
Speaker 1: You say, look, I did everything I could. I will
Speaker 1: rig the next one, but I can't make this look obvious.
Speaker 1: Bet twice as much on the next game. We'll fix it.
Speaker 4: I'll get you your money back.
Speaker 1: But if you do what Beasley did, guess that's part
Speaker 1: of it. And if it's mob ties and maybe he
Speaker 1: felt like he had no choice, but think about how
Speaker 1: much of that's out of his control, and that if
Speaker 1: that final possession isn't an inbound right to Beasley, if
Speaker 1: that's a if that's a rebound that goes the other
Speaker 1: way and a different Timberwolve grabs the ball and doesn't
Speaker 1: pass it too Beasley, then it's over. He has to
Speaker 1: have that free throw go in and then have that
Speaker 1: inbound go to him, or he doesn't have a chance
Speaker 1: to sprint. And what if somebody from the other team's like,
Speaker 1: what are you doing and just plays defense. Right, you're
Speaker 1: not scoring on us just for fun. Yeah, that was
Speaker 1: Garnett's bit, Right, you're not doing that. So man, he
Speaker 1: had a lot of things goes away in those in
Speaker 1: those final three or four seconds. How many years ago
Speaker 1: was that game? It was twenty twenty, twenty years ago.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you can see him when they are shooting free throws.
Speaker 5: He's talking to whoever's going to get the inbound, like
Speaker 5: I need the ball.
Speaker 4: You got to pass me the ball man. That it's
Speaker 4: so blatant.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you know, those two have Beasley and at Davis.
Speaker 4: It's not like it's.
Speaker 1: Brand new that these guys were headed for trouble, but
Speaker 1: they're definitely in big trouble that some of the indictments are.
Speaker 4: Coming down hard on him.
Speaker 1: How about the where is the line? ESPN dot Com?
Speaker 1: Hang on, this is all we need to know here.
Speaker 4: It is like paragraph four.
Speaker 1: According to the indictment, Malik Beasley lost millions of dollars
Speaker 1: gambling during his nine year NBA career. Damn you millions? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: On that play, you can see, as you said, Court,
Speaker 5: you can see the worry on his face before he
Speaker 5: gets the ball, like, oh god, how am I gonna Yeah,
Speaker 5: the second that basket goes in, he's screaming at Jadeen,
Speaker 5: give me the ball, Give me the ball.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Two of them. At Davis and Malik Beasley where teammates
Speaker 1: on the Timberwolves during the twenty twenty slash twenty twenty
Speaker 1: one season. Davis was known in the scheme as Beasley's
Speaker 1: gate keeper, prosecutors allege, so then he must have been
Speaker 1: the key master. Yeah, Davis texted Beasley in December of
Speaker 1: twenty twenty three, according to the indictment with the line
Speaker 1: that said, only way you can beat Vegas is sports betting.
Speaker 4: We can make some good money. Well, man, what a disaster, h.
Speaker 1: I mean, he's not wrong, right, long term slots is
Speaker 1: a loss, Roulette's a loss, Blackjack's a loss. Right, Like,
Speaker 1: in the long run, maybe sports betting is the only
Speaker 1: way to win.
Speaker 4: And even that is not very easy.
Speaker 1: Right if you go back to that movie too, for
Speaker 1: the money, what do you have to have like a
Speaker 1: fifty six or fifty seven percent winning percentage to like
Speaker 1: be profitable with the juice? Yeah, and almost no one
Speaker 1: can do it. It's very hard to do. I shouldn't
Speaker 1: say almost no one. A very small percentage of people
Speaker 1: you want more juice are profitable sports betters.
Speaker 4: It's Harry Man. It's very hard. Yeah, man, Yeah, I
Speaker 4: don't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 2: That sucks. Like that tells you how much of a
Speaker 2: gambling problem do he has?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, right? And how deep into it he is.
Speaker 2: He's living the dream, he's playing professional sports and making
Speaker 2: millions of dollars, but he's ruining it because of his
Speaker 2: gambling edition. That sucks, man.
Speaker 1: I think how many hundreds though of professional athletes. We
Speaker 1: have in this country hundreds hundreds, so we really shouldn't
Speaker 1: be surprised that a handful of them have massive gambling
Speaker 1: problems because they have nearly endless funds. Yeah, they're flushed
Speaker 1: and they scratch that itch. I'm surprised it's not more.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but then these stories pop up and everybusic
Speaker 1: we gotta do something. Well, not really, this is a
Speaker 1: very small percentage. Yeah, correct. Who was the guy that
Speaker 1: played for I think the Celtics. I think he played
Speaker 1: here for a little bit that had a massive gambling
Speaker 1: back walker.
Speaker 4: Yes it didn't.
Speaker 5: Weren't there reports that people saw him playing like five
Speaker 5: dollars blackjacket missed it.
Speaker 1: I believe he made over one hundred million dollars in
Speaker 1: his career and he essentially gambled it all away.
Speaker 4: I think he's completely broke.
Speaker 2: Fellers.
Speaker 4: Yeah, for sure, Yes it is. Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 1: And if you're like you know, Chauncey Billups, you get
Speaker 1: messed up with the wrong people, then you're in big trouble.
Speaker 4: Yeah, huge trouble. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And that Chauncey Billups story is one of the million
Speaker 1: reasons why I don't play poker home games. I'm playing
Speaker 1: in casinos and if they're going to try to cheat
Speaker 1: me there, best of luck to you. It's at least
Speaker 1: on camera. I'm not playing home games. Yeah, Chauncey billups
Speaker 1: is like, come play with me. Nah, you have X
Speaker 1: rays and like card uh uh. They that was the
Speaker 1: other thing too. They had everything. Yeah, they had rigged
Speaker 1: card shufflers. They had the whole thing.
Speaker 2: Remember you were playing at that one home game with
Speaker 2: David Allen Greer and Vincent and Afrio.
Speaker 1: Happy birthday to both of them, Monica Potter had Remember
Speaker 1: you were happy birthday to Modesty.
Speaker 2: Sure, Modest Yahoo is cheating, but I can't prove it. Remember,
Speaker 2: and then you realized he had upskirt photos of.
Speaker 1: Mars Modest Yahoo's the tell, much like Teddy KGB's, was
Speaker 1: the twisting of the Oreo.
Speaker 4: Modess Yahoo just starts beat boxing.
Speaker 1: Anytime he has a good hand, which is almost every's hand,
Speaker 1: he just starts letting the hell of a beatboxer that guy. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't think you got enough credit for his beat boxing.
Speaker 1: You know, Timberlake gets a lot for his Why doesn't
Speaker 1: Madus Yaho get a lot for his? Yeah?
Speaker 4: I didn't know you played cards with.
Speaker 1: Him, played cards with anybody? Yeah, played cards with you
Speaker 1: once and you beat me. I did straight up? Yeah, man, money,
Speaker 1: that was just for pride. We weren't even playing for money.
Speaker 4: I was playing in Abbot's office. Weren't playing for any Kate.
Speaker 1: And it's the hand I'll never forget because I flopped
Speaker 1: top set of kings and you flopped the flush draw
Speaker 1: and we got it all in and you rivered the flush.
Speaker 4: Yes, correct, that was exactly what happened. That's exactly what happened.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So that doesn't if that doesn't sum up my
Speaker 1: entire poker career, Just getting my money in with at
Speaker 1: the best possible hand and finding a way to lose.
Speaker 1: That pretty much sums it up.
Speaker 2: Yes, I think you got a problem.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's fun.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Hey hogs, Yes, sir, did you you went and
Speaker 5: saw the new Mortal Kombat movie right that came out
Speaker 5: in May?
Speaker 2: Sure?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Was it good?
Speaker 2: It's fantastic. Okay, just wondering, why do you want me
Speaker 2: to give you a full reviewer?
Speaker 4: Well, no, I might go see it.
Speaker 2: It was great, Okay, you're gonna love it all right?
Speaker 4: Perfect?
Speaker 2: They're fighting each other? Yes, what and and some people
Speaker 2: are mortally wounded.
Speaker 4: Did you cry four times? Wow?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you might go see Mortal Kombat by yourself.
Speaker 4: No, I might rent it tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Well, you really make weird plans.
Speaker 1: Well, if you hadn't given it such a going review,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't know.
Speaker 2: Well No, I just mean I normally don't on a
Speaker 2: Tuesday to side which movie I'm gonna rent on a Wednesday.
Speaker 4: Good point.
Speaker 2: It's not like you have to make an appointment. You
Speaker 2: can you know what, You can wait until tomorrow when
Speaker 2: you're actually sending in front of your television and decide.
Speaker 4: Then, good point. I'm not smart.
Speaker 2: No, it's not that I'm just saying. I mean, you know,
Speaker 2: maybe maybe maybe that kind of planning is what I'm lacking.
Speaker 2: Maybe I need to plan out my movie rentals better. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you never thought about it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, you know you get it. Nope, no offense.
Speaker 1: But why are your renting movies in twenty twenty six?
Speaker 2: I'm not what's wrong with renting movies?
Speaker 4: But I have a little patience.
Speaker 5: No, But like I rent movies like little People all
Speaker 5: the time, like on Comcast.
Speaker 1: Really, yeah, don't you have every streaming service on the planet. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but like some of them, Like the Mario movie.
Speaker 5: When that came out, before it was available on any
Speaker 5: streaming service, you could rent it for like ten bucks.
Speaker 4: Mario Galaxy the first one, Okay, I haven't seen the
Speaker 4: new one yet.
Speaker 5: And yeah you rent it for like six bucks sometimes.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I understand how renting works.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, why not just wait until it's available
Speaker 1: on one of your streaming services because I don't want
Speaker 1: to watch it now?
Speaker 2: Why do play poker when you just know you're gonna lose,
Speaker 2: just throw somebody money?
Speaker 4: Yeah, daddy, you enjoy it. I guess you like, I
Speaker 4: guess yeah, it'd be nice to me.
Speaker 1: It's like Angie and Balio sit down and be like,
Speaker 1: we're gonna watch a movie like awesome, and then I'll
Speaker 1: get an email notification that four ninety nine has been
Speaker 1: charged to my accond of Like, what's going on here?
Speaker 1: They have thousands of movies to pick from on every
Speaker 1: streaming service on the planet, but they picked a movie
Speaker 1: that is only available to rent.
Speaker 4: And I'm like, what is the goal here? What are
Speaker 4: we doing?
Speaker 1: What are we doing? And it's some straights to video movie.
Speaker 1: I'm like the hacket Light. You picked an f movie
Speaker 1: that costs five dollars movies?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, son, where'd they get you a lot of
Speaker 5: like this?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, one of those, like one of those like fire
Speaker 1: sticks that are loaded with every possible channel they can
Speaker 1: watch whatever they want.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I had firestick once. I'm I had to
Speaker 2: get shot for it.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Did you know who you got it from?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 2: I don't care.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you don't care.
Speaker 2: I know who I got it from or who I
Speaker 2: gave it to.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So again we didn't get a text from Johnny Bones
Speaker 1: and now he's not.
Speaker 4: What's going on?
Speaker 1: Man? Is it gone? I don't think so Philadelphia?
Speaker 2: Again.
Speaker 4: I never know what he's doing.
Speaker 1: You know what it is? What's raining?
Speaker 5: So I was gonna say, maybe he's on his motorcycle
Speaker 5: if he has a motorcycle anymore.
Speaker 1: I don't know what he's doing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, nice guest starring in the soap opera for three episodes.
Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe heavy birthday soap opera. I was gonna say,
Speaker 5: who did that?
Speaker 1: Then? Has a birthday mats? Yahoo didn't make a three episode.
Speaker 4: Right, did he?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: Did you don't know what I'm talking about?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: No, John Oliver is on a soap opera.
Speaker 2: He's doing two different soap operas, General Hospital and Days
Speaker 2: of Our Lives, not as himself.
Speaker 4: He's acting acting. I bet he'll be sneaky good.
Speaker 1: I bet yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I hm, I'm guest starring on that show with
Speaker 2: Brera and Guernsey.
Speaker 1: Enough said, yeah, yeah, I'm playing you, Corey.
Speaker 4: Oh that'd be interesting Corey characters this week.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this week, yep.
Speaker 4: I'm acting good, acting well, Sauce. Why didn't you do it?
Speaker 4: Your weekend's wide open?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you got nothing to do because of your gutters.
Speaker 5: Yeah, gut her helmet at gutterhelmet mn dot com. Never
Speaker 5: clean your gutters again.
Speaker 1: All right, somebody send out a bad signal for John Bonus,
Speaker 1: just to.
Speaker 4: Make sure he's okay. I'm more of the power to
Speaker 4: Morning two after.
Speaker 1: This on the fan, Hey, Minneapolis text.
Speaker 6: I forgot to do the Monday text yesterday, so we're
Speaker 6: just glad to see you.
Speaker 4: That's yeah.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 2: We were worried that maybe you, uh, I don't know,
Speaker 2: got fired and.
Speaker 1: I was busy sweating.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, we're already hot.
Speaker 1: Sauce was concerned that somebody had to slit your throat
Speaker 1: and dismembered you and threw you in a trash compact there.
Speaker 2: Which I thought was oddly like this.
Speaker 4: It was very like you.
Speaker 2: Must have done that. Obviously, I've watched.
Speaker 4: A lot of true crime. That was what I said,
Speaker 4: you got to watch something else.
Speaker 6: I was gonna say, you've been talking to Gleaming, because
Speaker 6: that would probably be about how it would work, And
Speaker 6: I was.
Speaker 2: You were stuck in a dryer, which tells you what
Speaker 2: I've been watching a lot.
Speaker 4: Of too much.
Speaker 1: Also, we've been talking to Gleaming.
Speaker 6: Brilliant, really interesting they But yesterday I thought it was
Speaker 6: kind of a cool thing you have. But yesterday, as
Speaker 6: we finished up our run and we were walking back
Speaker 6: past the dog park, there were a couple of dogs
Speaker 6: in the dog parks. So then whrose it was with us?
Speaker 6: We got to take ROAs to the dog parks. The
Speaker 6: dogs of the dog park walk with there.
Speaker 7: And as I.
Speaker 6: Watched the dog park gate, there's an Amazon guy delivering
Speaker 6: a box to the dog park.
Speaker 2: Guy must be huge and brilliant.
Speaker 6: I see him walking there and he's he puts down
Speaker 6: the box with four other boxes underneath the tree. I'm like,
Speaker 6: what's going odd? Why is this guy delivered to the
Speaker 6: dog work? So you already see what's going on. They're
Speaker 6: all gallons of water. They're like each each box is
Speaker 6: like a three three one gallon containers of water. And
Speaker 6: somebody in the neighborhood had just decided because the dog
Speaker 6: park has dog bowls and it has even in fact,
Speaker 6: like a like a one of those orange McDonald thermoses
Speaker 6: are right there, and somebody had just decided a heat
Speaker 6: wave comment. I'm going to deliver fifteen gallons of water
Speaker 6: to the dog park for the heat wave.
Speaker 2: That's very sweet, that's very nice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dog show show big Dog, little dogs, Italian dogs,
Speaker 1: don't show.
Speaker 4: I know it doesn't fit. I just wanted to play
Speaker 4: the ball.
Speaker 1: It's perfect. I mean it said the word dog, it
Speaker 1: was the dogs, little dogs, Italian dogs. I don't know
Speaker 1: about it. Well, you should have gotten home a little
Speaker 1: bit there.
Speaker 2: Let's I think I might have walked down with some water.
Speaker 2: But but I.
Speaker 4: Will people do that.
Speaker 6: People also bring like they will bring like a thermos
Speaker 6: or the water container of water to the dog park
Speaker 6: to kind of donate and stuff. But this just kind
Speaker 6: of takes care of it. It's gonna be ninety some
Speaker 6: degrees and you're wearing the entire week. Man, it's very nice.
Speaker 1: Would you drive an Amazon van for fun, And I
Speaker 1: don't mean like for a job, like the actual vehicle,
Speaker 1: like they have a you know, a very specific looking band.
Speaker 1: Now sure, let's say it wasn't painted with Amazon colors.
Speaker 1: I was just like your vehicle, you know what I'm saying, Like,
Speaker 1: not even your wark vehicle.
Speaker 7: Bang bus kind of thing.
Speaker 4: Not well, what have you.
Speaker 6: Been watching for the guy behind you?
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you're in the market for a new vehicle,
Speaker 1: does that shaped van kind of do it for you?
Speaker 1: Would you be like, yeah, drive around in that. I
Speaker 1: got no shame in that.
Speaker 6: I've got no shame in that. I'm a pretty utilitarian
Speaker 6: guy when it comes to vehicles. I buy a car
Speaker 6: and I run it into the ground. And then I
Speaker 6: buy another car and then I run it into the ground.
Speaker 6: I didn't buy a used car at that run unto
Speaker 6: the ground.
Speaker 2: Would not have been sure that you knew what bang
Speaker 2: bus was.
Speaker 4: I'm Youlan too much.
Speaker 6: I do hang out with you guys like you, and
Speaker 6: I need to stay up on top of popular culture.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he has been coming here for fifteen years. Yeah
Speaker 1: hogger than that?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 4: Yeah? How long?
Speaker 1: Twenty ten?
Speaker 2: It was?
Speaker 1: The first?
Speaker 6: Really was? Is the year that target fel no kidding.
Speaker 6: That was why you guys had me on listen. You
Speaker 6: had to dictate from above to talk about twins at
Speaker 6: all costs because the target field was opening, so you
Speaker 6: had to have more twins coverage.
Speaker 1: In two thousand and ten.
Speaker 4: Well those were the days again.
Speaker 1: Radio was different. Man.
Speaker 4: Remember we did twins on the twenties. We've done that
Speaker 4: multiple times.
Speaker 2: Sure, yeah.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 1: The one I will never ever forget because it's why
Speaker 1: I'm bringing it up because it's one of the things
Speaker 1: that sticks to my mind was when Mike and Mike
Speaker 1: was going to have Joe Mauer on, and Abbott was like,
Speaker 1: we got a counter program. We we're gonna have to
Speaker 1: get in front of it and we're gonna have to
Speaker 1: talk twins. We're gonna I'm like, oh man, I'm like
Speaker 1: even at the time, I'm like, is this really what
Speaker 1: we're doing?
Speaker 4: Does that be more bonus?
Speaker 1: And then we and then we you know, looking back now,
Speaker 1: it's like, can you imagine worrying about what Mike and
Speaker 1: Mike in the Morning was gonna I thought the podcast
Speaker 1: destroy you guys.
Speaker 2: That's what we were told.
Speaker 1: We were once told that the end of the power
Speaker 1: to a Morning Show wouldn't be when Mike and Mike
Speaker 1: entered this market.
Speaker 6: Who told us that former employer he would be working place,
Speaker 6: said it.
Speaker 1: Was over Power Tree Morning Shows coming to an end.
Speaker 1: They're gonna were they already a former employer?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah about it?
Speaker 6: They said that that makes sense. You don't say that
Speaker 6: from within, you say that from with.
Speaker 1: That was that was That was a little uh, you know,
Speaker 1: burning the bridge at.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, people do that?
Speaker 1: Was he right and showing it in some ways he
Speaker 1: was in some some ways that was the.
Speaker 2: Long road down the hill.
Speaker 1: In a lot of ways, that was the end of
Speaker 1: the sports heavy Power trop Morning Show. Yeah, that was
Speaker 1: about more like are we really.
Speaker 4: Doing three plus hours of sports every day? What are
Speaker 4: we doing?
Speaker 2: We were like, okay, so this show is on against
Speaker 2: us and talking nothing about sports and failing misery in.
Speaker 1: This market, and we're pretty bored after about an hour
Speaker 1: of sports. Are we really going to go the full
Speaker 1: three plus hours? Let's not do that anymore? And they
Speaker 1: said you can't do that. We go, well, we're gonna
Speaker 1: you gonna do that. We'd rather do poop jokes. We
Speaker 1: don't know all these sports things.
Speaker 2: Can't write anything but poop and penis.
Speaker 1: Right, how about let's just talk about sports when we
Speaker 1: bet on it, and then any other sports that seems
Speaker 1: to matter to the listeners. We'll does have experts come
Speaker 1: in and they can talk about it, so then we
Speaker 1: don't have to watch it. Yeah, so John, you see
Speaker 1: that Twins game last night? Hey Martie, do you watch
Speaker 1: that Wolves game? Parish all the wild doing liber What
Speaker 1: do you think about JJ McCarthy and scene?
Speaker 4: Yes, right in the show's over, back to poop talk.
Speaker 2: Well, you know there's only some especially this time of year.
Speaker 1: Man, like oh man, yesterday it was like there was
Speaker 1: nothing going on in sports, NBA Summer League.
Speaker 8: Right, Oh that's soon, yeah, Rock, Peter Lambert, pizzauce not
Speaker 8: a great performance at a pizza.
Speaker 6: No, pizzauce was a very good last night they went
Speaker 6: long balling it's us.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hang out a second here, Oh no, oh no?
Speaker 1: What Apparently two Joe's sir, what is it called? Two
Speaker 1: pros and a cup of Joel? Two pros and a
Speaker 1: cup of Joe. Apparently they're currently talking about some national
Speaker 1: sports topics. So Abbott wants us to take a break
Speaker 1: and come back and do Front Page Sports Okay, well
Speaker 1: I go, we can counter program. That's counterprogram. I could
Speaker 1: talk about my dug some more.
Speaker 7: Did you want me to do that?
Speaker 4: No, but it was.
Speaker 1: We'll talk, talk, talk, We'll come back and we'll vote.
Speaker 1: Do we talk about Amazon delivering gallons of water to
Speaker 1: a dog park?
Speaker 5: Or sports stories or bonuses? Vast knowledge of bang bus?
Speaker 1: A vast deference of bang bus from Page Sports, and
Speaker 1: a second parte show fan from the one eight hundred
Speaker 1: ask Gary Traffic Center with.
Speaker 2: Excuse me, I had to finished the sentence.
Speaker 1: You leave it, you know what I mean, like you're welcome.
Speaker 2: I never got the rainstorm I was looking for expected.
Speaker 1: I think you're getting it now.
Speaker 2: But yeah, he's mem sizem side.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's pouring, hugs, Dady? Is it?
Speaker 4: It looks like it on the rain your window.
Speaker 1: To the left window, you're almost as close to the
Speaker 1: windows are your phone.
Speaker 4: Oh looks like it's not raining at all. Not here.
Speaker 2: Yes, I love rain. I think I might just follow
Speaker 2: the rain once I Heeart gets to us.
Speaker 1: I mean, winter is coming.
Speaker 2: I know, I know, I know, you know. Yeah, who's
Speaker 2: gonna you know, who's gonna survive? That's the question. It
Speaker 2: does feel like I'm on an episode of Survivor right now.
Speaker 1: Survivor are iHeart? Who's gonna make it? I'm willing to
Speaker 1: eat a big bag of thirds?
Speaker 4: I mean, God, your dad's so proud. Well, I'm not mind.
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, Wait a minute. Wore I eat a
Speaker 2: big bag of turns?
Speaker 1: And I still got fired?
Speaker 2: You sure did, sir, Ah, you got laid off.
Speaker 1: Ah, that's the same thing.
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, I don't like the new boss doesn't
Speaker 2: like me?
Speaker 1: Ah? Did you hear that? Chris ate the turns before
Speaker 1: he got fired him to That's the first one to
Speaker 1: ever fall for that, and he fell for it, all
Speaker 1: of it.
Speaker 2: I thought there was an iHeart turn Festival.
Speaker 4: Oh no, never mind.
Speaker 2: Hey, can I ask answer real question that might get
Speaker 2: me fired?
Speaker 1: Sure? It's Tuesday.
Speaker 2: Is there ever a moment when we are not talking
Speaker 2: about the next iHeartRadio Music Festival?
Speaker 1: When does it happen? Does it ever happen?
Speaker 2: And when it happens, does the next day begin the
Speaker 2: new one? Because we never star up running those promos. Literally,
Speaker 2: it sounds like I think the opening band for the
Speaker 2: iHeart Radio Music Festival is a promo for the next
Speaker 2: iHeart Radio Music Fest.
Speaker 1: That's just how big of a deal it is, Chris?
Speaker 1: Is that big of a deal for Little b Yeah?
Speaker 2: Have you ever known a person who went besides Little Bee?
Speaker 1: And I think she might be making it up. There
Speaker 1: must be the same demo that watched Everybody Loves Raimon,
Speaker 1: because I've never met anyone who.
Speaker 5: Saw that show. Correct, it's the same people well playing
Speaker 5: When is the next one?
Speaker 4: Somebody? The opposite people just soon this September? I think.
Speaker 2: It's Is it September?
Speaker 4: I think so? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Who's playing that one?
Speaker 4: Sauce top of your head? Who's playing that one?
Speaker 1: Who's playing that one? Uh?
Speaker 4: Billy Idol, Billy Mark Kohane.
Speaker 2: Diverse. How'd we get these guys?
Speaker 5: More Beatles, deep Blue, something great, Hoody but not the
Speaker 5: blow thing?
Speaker 4: No, just hooty?
Speaker 2: Oh what happened? Their lips are tired?
Speaker 4: Candlebox?
Speaker 1: This sounds terrible.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like candlebox.
Speaker 4: You know who loves candlebox? Oh my god?
Speaker 1: Who cares?
Speaker 4: I bet?
Speaker 1: I know?
Speaker 2: I bet I know, Let me guess, I bet I know.
Speaker 2: I bet scene Bear does?
Speaker 4: It's Smitty.
Speaker 1: It's well known Garlar and the guitar Lars loves candlebox.
Speaker 4: How do you know that he tells me all the
Speaker 4: time he sends you texting me.
Speaker 1: Everyone's gonna convinced you know more about your friend's musical taste,
Speaker 1: and you have a knowledge of your own musical taste.
Speaker 4: You're probably correct.
Speaker 5: How do you feel about Candlebox? I think Candlebox is fine.
Speaker 5: I like two songs. The rest of it is horrible.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm gonna have to I'm gonna have to
Speaker 2: stick my thing on your face because that's not nice
Speaker 2: of you to say that's a great band.
Speaker 1: What a weird punishment for life in a candle? Why
Speaker 1: are you gonna do that because I like it. Let's
Speaker 1: do Front Page Sports because some other stations talking about
Speaker 1: sports and we're gonna lose in the radios.
Speaker 4: Oh no, yes, the end of the power? What is habit?
Speaker 1: Want? Did you fall?
Speaker 2: You want sports?
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Speaker 2: Ah, I'm wearing my STP shirt today.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they're great. Best STP song Go Wicked Garden is
Speaker 5: a plus. Plush is a good one. So basically anything
Speaker 5: off of Core. Yeah, because my favorite sex type thing. Yeah,
Speaker 5: that's good.
Speaker 2: I am I am as say not for sale, not
Speaker 2: dead that.
Speaker 4: I love that song. Yeah, what's what's that song called?
Speaker 1: Uh? Yeah, yeah, that's a great song.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: The Grizzlies traded John Morant to Portland for Jeremy Grant
Speaker 1: and Chris Murray. John Morant is twenty six and he
Speaker 1: likes guns.
Speaker 2: Sometimes. I think you guys are doing to me what
Speaker 2: you do. You're making up names of kids you went
Speaker 2: to high school with, because those can't really be basketball players.
Speaker 4: John one or jaw I believe you can pronounce it
Speaker 4: either way.
Speaker 2: Okay, did you hear that they traded Scott Pelley for
Speaker 2: me and Ballach.
Speaker 5: Heavy Birthday, Heavy birthdayssome happy Birthday sixty minutes guy. Remember
Speaker 5: Ryan b Aleck briefly hosted Jeopardy and then they realized
Speaker 5: Ken Jennings was better.
Speaker 1: Yeah he was, uh not. Long ago, the Memphis Grizzlies
Speaker 1: looked like they were going to be a force for
Speaker 1: a long time. They had John Morant, Desmond Baine go Ahead,
Speaker 1: Chris As the kid from Overboard, and Jaron Jackson Jr.
Speaker 1: Now all three of them are off the team.
Speaker 2: Hard to say.
Speaker 1: Sharon Jackson, Darren.
Speaker 5: Jackson a lot of play basketball. I got cut, Yeah,
Speaker 5: I got traded.
Speaker 1: So it looks like they're going to build around number
Speaker 1: three pick Cameron Boozer and company. But man, the core
Speaker 1: that looked like they were going to be literally a
Speaker 1: handful for a long time. That team was going to
Speaker 1: be there were a handful. Yeah, they weren't stuff. Yeah
Speaker 1: they're all They're like handled like the Muppets and Muppets
Speaker 1: take Manhattan. They spread out throughout the country. Desmond Bains
Speaker 1: doing a water skiing show with Chickens.
Speaker 7: I like, little Doo.
Speaker 1: Jesus, maybe we are going to lose to anymore. Maybe
Speaker 1: we are and Mic it's just two guys at the
Speaker 1: speedway down. I like to cockle doodle do chickens on
Speaker 1: the Chicken Show.
Speaker 4: It was water skiing.
Speaker 1: Have you not seen Muppets take Manhattan.
Speaker 4: I mean it's been years.
Speaker 1: We'll fix that instead of renting Immortal Combat. Uppets take Manhattan.
Speaker 2: Yeah all right, yeah, piss a long stream of exit.
Speaker 1: What's TV? Yeah? But where do you get muppets?
Speaker 4: Is that Disney?
Speaker 1: Who knows?
Speaker 4: You don't have ask Jeeves?
Speaker 2: You don't have Disney, and you have a child.
Speaker 4: I don't have I don't have Disney though.
Speaker 1: Louis is being raised by murder documentaries on Netflix. He
Speaker 1: has no idea who Big Bird is. You knows who
Speaker 1: Bundy is? Yeah he does.
Speaker 4: He sure knows who ed Geen is? No, he one buddy.
Speaker 4: He watches uh, three Bodies? What's that show? What's the
Speaker 4: show where the dogs are Diaries? No, that's what Hawk watches.
Speaker 1: What's the show where the dogs are?
Speaker 4: Yeah? He watches Paw Patrol?
Speaker 2: Yeah that's cute.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And he loves Mario man, he just loves it.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And Luigi.
Speaker 6: He likes weed Luigi, which could be a euphemism for weed. Yeah,
Speaker 6: I'm surprised it isn't.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well played, Yeah, me.
Speaker 2: Too, man, I think it should be.
Speaker 4: Should we just smoke at Luigi?
Speaker 1: Yeah? The Minnesota Twins won five to four over the
Speaker 1: Houston Astros home runs by Belle Lewis and Carottini, all
Speaker 1: off of Pete Sauce. Peter Lambert Houston also hit three
Speaker 1: home runs, two of them in the ninth. John Bonus
Speaker 1: to make it close, but the Twins hold on and win.
Speaker 1: So if and you can't do this, but if you
Speaker 1: were to eliminate the sweep against the defending champions, the
Speaker 1: Los Angeles Dodgers, Yeah, the Twins have won nine of eleven,
Speaker 1: not counting those three, so they're beating everybody else. They
Speaker 1: just can't beat the best of the best. So they
Speaker 1: have won what I think it's three out of four
Speaker 1: though if you don't count the no, that is, if
Speaker 1: you do count even the Dodgers, they've won three out
Speaker 1: of four. Yeah, that's correct tonight at Houston seven to ten.
Speaker 1: I think Joe Ryan right, Yes, thanks Joe Ryan, Yes,
Speaker 1: yes it is. And Papa he's going he's pitching again. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he was so much fun the first time.
Speaker 4: So, Johnny Bones, what do you think here?
Speaker 1: We're forty one and five, but eleven or so games
Speaker 1: to go before the All Star Break?
Speaker 4: What are we doing here? What are we doing?
Speaker 6: I I would be shocked if they don't don't sell
Speaker 6: at the trade deadline, or if what they I think
Speaker 6: what they will probably try one I'm sorry, miss I
Speaker 6: think I won't be surprised if they don't sell, Like
Speaker 6: if they and I will, I think I think they will.
Speaker 6: I think they will either be buyers or I think
Speaker 6: they will be either light buyers, or they will try
Speaker 6: to do a sort of a two step where they
Speaker 6: trade away some players but also bring some players in,
Speaker 6: trying to do a little bit of both. For instance,
Speaker 6: like Trevor Larnak, who is having a good year at
Speaker 6: starting in left field every game. He also probably won't
Speaker 6: be on the team next year, and so I can
Speaker 6: see them try to trade him away, bring Walker Jenkins
Speaker 6: up from the miners, and try to acquire a relief
Speaker 6: pitcher for him, something like that, you know, where you're
Speaker 6: both helping your team but also kind of looking a
Speaker 6: little bit to the future. They'll shed money, but I
Speaker 6: mean they are truly right now where the team was
Speaker 6: last year at about the same time, which is they're
Speaker 6: right on the edge. A three game winning streak and
Speaker 6: a three game losing streak could be the difference or
Speaker 6: a three game losing streak could be the difference between
Speaker 6: what they do. Yeah, and so they've got two more
Speaker 6: weeks until the All Star break, and then after the
Speaker 6: All Star Break, they've got almost three weeks until the
Speaker 6: trade deadline.
Speaker 1: So the answer is stay tuned.
Speaker 6: Really, the answer is stay tuned for the next three
Speaker 6: to four weeks and see where they are, probably August
Speaker 6: or July twenty fifth, and that's when they'll probably start
Speaker 6: to make some real decisions one way or the other.
Speaker 4: Did you ever see the movie Stay Tuned with John Ritter?
Speaker 7: What it might have?
Speaker 4: It was basically about an.
Speaker 1: Evil, like a devil that had control of the team,
Speaker 1: and the guy who played it was jeff The devil
Speaker 1: was Jeffrey Jones, who you know ended up being like
Speaker 1: a real life edophile. He's a terrible person.
Speaker 2: But yeah, he was the principal and Ferris Bueller.
Speaker 1: Exactly, and he was one of the deats is in Beetle.
Speaker 2: Juice, which they did a great job in that new
Speaker 2: Beetle Juice of creatively killing Yeah.
Speaker 6: Again, was the principal of Fairs Bueller really a pedophile,
Speaker 6: terrible person really, Yeah, he went to prison. Yeah, Jeffrey Jones, Yeah,
Speaker 6: something about j J.
Speaker 2: Joneses. You know what I mean, Jim Jones, Jeffrey Jones.
Speaker 1: Jones Jones.
Speaker 7: That's why we went with the bee.
Speaker 2: B Oh, yeah, that's better.
Speaker 1: In two thousand and three he pleaded no contest and
Speaker 1: then he was sentenced to five years of probation, registered
Speaker 1: as a you know, want for life.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you know, I mean he was truly he was
Speaker 6: a little creepy and Ferris Bueler and doesn't checked out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh man. He used to used to act at
Speaker 4: the Guthrie.
Speaker 7: Well sure, oh man.
Speaker 4: That bothers me.
Speaker 2: I'm acting at the Channas tonight.
Speaker 4: What time will that be?
Speaker 2: I think it starts at seven thirty seven The Guys
Speaker 2: and Dolls My second appearance tonight.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm bummed I can't make it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you though for considering Sustin considering Corey and
Speaker 2: Corey my cargage is off the fire.
Speaker 1: Wow, he doesn't hope that. I just again, I'm an
Speaker 1: amateur pirate.
Speaker 2: And he put a bet on it it might happen.
Speaker 4: Yeah against who needs the cash.
Speaker 2: He used Calci and put a future's bet on my Yeah.
Speaker 4: Good for him. Thank you for racing. I learned from Beavis.
Speaker 2: Just can't believe that was on there.
Speaker 4: Oh you can bet on any bet on anything, you
Speaker 4: could trade on anything.
Speaker 1: Our parents were nervous that Beavis was going to turn
Speaker 1: us all into pyros. And then now thirty years later,
Speaker 1: I like to watch the world burns.
Speaker 4: You just one kid, one kid d on like a
Speaker 4: trailer house.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got you.
Speaker 2: You were one kid who ruined something for everybody, like
Speaker 2: work at a dairy queen ruined it.
Speaker 5: For well yeah right, I've told that story that whenever
Speaker 5: they would ask me to do something in the back,
Speaker 5: I would grab a chair and sit down and do it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and they did not like that. Yeah. I got
Speaker 4: fired from there.
Speaker 1: And the lady there also was probably a sign over
Speaker 1: the top of most dairy queens. After you worked, they're like, no,
Speaker 1: just doing keg stands at the Blizzard machine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no offense.
Speaker 1: But whoever hired you should have been a.
Speaker 5: Lady who fired me was the dairy queen said I'll
Speaker 5: never find another job.
Speaker 1: She was so close. Yeah that sucks to be so
Speaker 1: right but yet still be so wrong.
Speaker 4: Like she was very close. She's like, you're real lazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're unemployable.
Speaker 4: I am.
Speaker 1: Yeah, little did she know you were going to fail
Speaker 1: your way to the top.
Speaker 2: She didn't know about radioh What really matters?
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Speaker 4: That's a website for Chris.
Speaker 2: Yep, No, it's my undercarriage. It's called the Hockey Wilderness.
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Speaker 4: Hey, Lasik, Ovo, Yeah, let's see here.
Speaker 2: My glasses steamed up yesterday just going outside.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's so hot. I don't get I would like to,
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 3: Hey.
Speaker 1: Detroit Lyons released Terry and Arnold after his bond was
Speaker 1: set at one million dollars for the felony armed robbery
Speaker 1: slash kidnapping charges. If he's facing he's twenty three years old,
Speaker 1: potentially facing a life sentence, will say you were sorry.
Speaker 1: I don't believe that he did so. Uh, that admits guilt,
Speaker 1: no contact with these six co defendants. He's got to
Speaker 1: surrender his passport.
Speaker 2: You know what he said yesterday? No, that he had
Speaker 2: the biggest regret he had was that he was going
Speaker 2: to miss the iHeartRadio Music Festival.
Speaker 1: Did he really.
Speaker 4: Cross? You could argue in a way that is prison
Speaker 4: then he farted. Especially if Candlebox shows up. Oh god,
Speaker 4: Candlebox kind of whales. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: You must have talked to Criss during the breakft candle.
Speaker 2: And they're good dudes.
Speaker 4: You bet him.
Speaker 2: No, But I have friends who have Scene Bear and
Speaker 2: Little Johnny the beats are Johnny's what I call him.
Speaker 2: He's got abola. What so?
Speaker 1: Terry Arnold is twenty three years old. Again, he was
Speaker 1: the first rounder of the lines just a couple of
Speaker 1: years ago. And you know, obviously I would say his
Speaker 1: career is over ninety nine point nine percent, right, because
Speaker 1: it looks like his life essentially might be over. He
Speaker 1: might be going to jail for years and years and
Speaker 1: years and years and years. Yeah, twenty three years old.
Speaker 1: You throw your entire life away because somebody steals some
Speaker 1: stuff out of your airbnb yep, like you're a football player.
Speaker 4: You're going to get it back. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And if you don't buy it, find a different job,
Speaker 1: go work at Harry Queen. Call the authorities or call
Speaker 1: the authorities. Yeah, yeah, don't take the matter into your own.
Speaker 2: Call the authorities, and then call the insurance company and say, hey, yes, hi,
Speaker 2: somebody stole some stuff.
Speaker 4: Yeah, somebody stole some stuff.
Speaker 2: Man, No, why are you repeating an insurance person, I'm.
Speaker 4: Just jotting it down.
Speaker 1: What you want?
Speaker 7: That's what you want the insurance person to do is
Speaker 7: just repeat, which is yeah, that means, what.
Speaker 2: Do you mean my rate's going to go up because
Speaker 2: somebody stole from me. That doesn't make any sense, sir.
Speaker 5: What do you mean my car got stolen? I have
Speaker 5: to pay to get out of the impound lot. It
Speaker 5: makes a lot of sense.
Speaker 2: Oh, shut up, insurance is rude. Oh yeah, he's actually
Speaker 2: very nice. You send me a nice email.
Speaker 4: Yeah, of what any picks?
Speaker 2: I'm not going to say what they were, but I'm
Speaker 2: just gonna say he's attractive.
Speaker 3: But what is this?
Speaker 2: You got that, right, Corey? You got that?
Speaker 4: Sorry? Corey?
Speaker 1: What not at all?
Speaker 2: You're mad?
Speaker 4: Not at all?
Speaker 1: Life's good?
Speaker 2: Yeah, a Vegas man. What you got to be mad about? Yeah,
Speaker 2: Amen's sister, you and uh you and Zach are finally
Speaker 2: getting away.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, hey, you know what, try this today, Corey. Vultures
Speaker 2: urinate on their legs to cool themselves off, and what
Speaker 2: ick it'd be cool?
Speaker 4: Is that why they call your dad the vulture?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: So, I was with one of my buddies and one
Speaker 1: of my female friends at a beach like a long
Speaker 1: time ago, this is like in the nineties, and she got, well,
Speaker 1: she stepped on a jellyfish, John Bonas, do you know that,
Speaker 1: like one of the ways to take the sting out
Speaker 1: of a jellyfish is to pee on the jellyfish sting.
Speaker 1: So basically, my buddy and I had to argue, like
Speaker 1: which one of us is going to pee on this
Speaker 1: scal's leg and oh, Paul, your hands up. He won't
Speaker 1: be here for a couple Oh, never mind, it's just
Speaker 1: from friends. I don't know what's no, it's friends. Monica
Speaker 1: step in a jellyfish?
Speaker 7: And was it Chandler or Joey or was Rod?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: That's disgusting their brother and sister.
Speaker 4: Okay, what do you know?
Speaker 2: Friends?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What are you?
Speaker 4: Tommy Olsen?
Speaker 2: Sit again?
Speaker 4: What do you Tommy Olsen? Sit again? You need to relia.
Speaker 1: The Links are off until Friday, when they are at
Speaker 1: New York. The Links have a fifteen and four record
Speaker 1: that is the best in the w n b A.
Speaker 1: They are nine and one on the road. And again,
Speaker 1: if they went on Friday, ryl Reeve has the most
Speaker 1: wins in regular season w n b A history.
Speaker 4: Sweeze currently tied for the record.
Speaker 1: Friday would be the records the record I hate.
Speaker 7: There's a chance if he said Colliers back on Friday
Speaker 7: as well? Is that right?
Speaker 1: Is that right? Is that what you're reporting?
Speaker 4: Because I haven't heard that, but again I'm not on
Speaker 4: top of it.
Speaker 1: Heard that it's close.
Speaker 4: Nobody in this town reports though I've heard that before.
Speaker 1: But what really matters is this zones.
Speaker 2: Yes, sir, did you know the bear cats smell like
Speaker 2: buttered popcorn because of a compound in their urine?
Speaker 7: I did not bear cats?
Speaker 2: Man, they smell like popcorn, buttered popcorn. Not just popcorn,
Speaker 2: buttered popcorn.
Speaker 7: It's delicious.
Speaker 1: It does?
Speaker 2: They smell delicious till they're eating you.
Speaker 4: I'd like to I would like to admit something. Go ahead, sauce.
Speaker 4: You know what I'm gonna say.
Speaker 7: I do you will put butter on your popcorn?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: No, he hates the buttered popcorn jelly, that for sure.
Speaker 2: No bear cats were real.
Speaker 4: Nailed it?
Speaker 1: Oh, yep, nailed it.
Speaker 4: Cincinnati bearcats. Sure.
Speaker 6: But I'm like, I thought that was a myth, myth
Speaker 6: logical creature like half bear half cats.
Speaker 1: I don't know what a bear cat is. I mean,
Speaker 1: I could start putting it together in guess, but is that.
Speaker 7: A is a regional thing like lion?
Speaker 2: It is a it is a bear cat is an
Speaker 2: amazingly accurate representation of what they look like across.
Speaker 1: It looks like a cat had sex with a bear. Okay,
Speaker 1: but is it is it?
Speaker 4: Is it in the cat family or is it in
Speaker 4: the bear family.
Speaker 2: I guess bear family.
Speaker 1: Let's look the son of a bitch, it's in the
Speaker 1: cat family.
Speaker 2: No, I bet it's in the bear family, all right.
Speaker 1: A bear cat also known as a bin to wrong.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it doesn't look good on a helmet.
Speaker 4: Wait a minute, hang out a second here, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa?
Speaker 1: What I mean? A bear cat his native to south
Speaker 1: in Southeast Asia? Hobby, Why in the sweet hell is
Speaker 1: it the Cincinnati bear cats?
Speaker 4: It sounds nice.
Speaker 7: Somebody brought some both damn the wilder.
Speaker 2: Yeah it could be, yeah, or maybe let me.
Speaker 1: Why then if you look at if you look up
Speaker 1: on Wikipedia Cincinnati bearcatsh the the first photo from like
Speaker 1: a nineteen twenty two illustration, that's just a bear. Well,
Speaker 1: they didn't have the Internet, so yeah.
Speaker 4: I didn't have Google image.
Speaker 2: Whoa, it's a synonym for giant panda.
Speaker 4: There's a picture.
Speaker 1: Oh well, even so, even the picture of the nineteen
Speaker 1: twenty two Cincinnati bearcat, it looks nothing like a pana.
Speaker 2: That's just a giant bones, sweet bones, a bear sweet
Speaker 2: joinny bones. Yes, look over here and tell me anyth cutesting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, a bear cat an actual bear cat the
Speaker 1: one that is in Asian that looks like a ferret,
Speaker 1: looks like a no, no, no, no, no, it's an animal.
Speaker 5: There's a picture on Google image of a bear cat
Speaker 5: mascot standing next to a guy who has a bear
Speaker 5: cat on his shoulders.
Speaker 4: A real bear cat.
Speaker 2: Okay, this is insane that there's a picture of a
Speaker 2: dude standing beside a dude.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, why is that insane?
Speaker 4: Well, they have one on a leash.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the bear cat. Well, you can't let it
Speaker 1: run wild.
Speaker 2: They don't.
Speaker 5: They don't have a gopher that they walk around. They
Speaker 5: say they should.
Speaker 1: He look like they're neither bears nor cats look like
Speaker 1: I think it looks.
Speaker 2: Like a cross between a bear cat.
Speaker 4: I think it's perfectly correct. The first logo is just
Speaker 4: a bear.
Speaker 1: It's a bear.
Speaker 4: It's a bear.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know the actual the an actual bear
Speaker 1: cat looks. I think Wolverine's not a bad not a
Speaker 1: bad guest there, Johnny Bones, because it definitely doesn't.
Speaker 4: Look it's like a it's like a raccoon bear.
Speaker 1: The bear cats this thing which doesn't flow off the tongue. No,
Speaker 1: the Cincinnati raccoon bears.
Speaker 2: The bear cat's name was born on October thirty first
Speaker 2: of nineteen fourteen. The occasion was a football game with
Speaker 2: the University of Kentucky Wildcats. A star UC player named
Speaker 2: Bear be a e h R, a creative cheerleader and
Speaker 2: a talented cartoonist. During the second half of the hard
Speaker 2: fought football game, you see cheerleader Norman pat Lyon, building
Speaker 2: on the efforts of fullback Leonard k Teddy Bear, created
Speaker 2: the tant they may be Wildcats, but we have a
Speaker 2: bear Cat on our side. The crowd took up the cry,
Speaker 2: come on, bear Cat and Cincinnati one and the names.
Speaker 1: One of the guy's names was Lion. Just call him
Speaker 1: the Cincinnati Lion.
Speaker 2: Lion played for the other team. No, Lion was a cheerleader.
Speaker 1: Of course. Here's the thing.
Speaker 6: In those days, kids were like they are now, They
Speaker 6: just like making crap up funny. I'm pretty sure what
Speaker 6: they meant was like, they have a guy who drinks
Speaker 6: too much who they used to call bear Cat right right.
Speaker 7: And they he was everybody knew, Oh, okay, we got
Speaker 7: bear the bear cat.
Speaker 1: Boh. Maybe that's why that's why they started up that.
Speaker 6: I'd be willing to speculate that is exactly why they
Speaker 6: came up. Why every thought that was such a funny cheer,
Speaker 6: and that's why they started calling.
Speaker 1: The nineteen twenty three their first game was against the
Speaker 1: Wisconsin Snake Dogs.
Speaker 4: Unbelievable.
Speaker 6: I mean a lot of old old professional team's names,
Speaker 6: especially baseball teams, they were kind of jokes.
Speaker 4: Yeah they were.
Speaker 6: They were just they were nicknames that the fans called
Speaker 6: the team as sort of a joke. Like the the
Speaker 6: Pittsburgh Pirates were called the Pirates because one year they
Speaker 6: stole a bunch of.
Speaker 7: Players from another team.
Speaker 4: Is that right?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 6: And the Cubs are named the Cubs because they were
Speaker 6: previously called the Bears and then they got rid of
Speaker 6: all their players and started playing a bunch of rookies,
Speaker 6: so they started calling him the Cubs.
Speaker 1: Why are the Twins called the Twins sixties?
Speaker 5: That's because there was a group of very attractive ladies
Speaker 5: that were twin sisters.
Speaker 4: That's the owner was into.
Speaker 5: A group of ladies were twins. Yeah, it was a twins,
Speaker 5: so yeah, more than two.
Speaker 2: I would check that for accuracy.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 5: On Cincinnati dot com, the university website, Today's bearcat mascot
Speaker 5: and Lucy, the actual animal from the Cincinnati Zoo did
Speaker 5: some Bondi during their hundredth birthday party of the Name
Speaker 5: of the Bearcats in twenty fourteen.
Speaker 4: Lucy's trainer is Eddie Ainel. That's his name. How do
Speaker 4: you spell it? A N n al? That's his name.
Speaker 4: That's a terrible name.
Speaker 1: It's not great. It's also on Tommy's bucket list.
Speaker 3: This is.
Speaker 1: There iss to Santa every year.
Speaker 2: Wants to see.
Speaker 1: And Sannah's like, this kid can't spell.
Speaker 4: I know what he wants.
Speaker 1: Santa looks at him and just gives him the not
Speaker 1: have You've been a bad boy, Tommy, You've been a
Speaker 1: very bad boy here on the naughty list. Quit stealing
Speaker 1: hotel food in the hallway more. What really matters? After this,
Speaker 1: I'm the power trip wanting showing a pan fine, what
Speaker 1: did he mean?
Speaker 2: Mella wanted.
Speaker 1: From the one eight hundred ask you welcome back to
Speaker 1: our little show.
Speaker 2: Snow Town Bar Cortre Morning shows what it is and
Speaker 2: Marnie Glarner is on her way in. We'll we're talking
Speaker 2: to Johnny Bones. Momentarily he went out to pay for
Speaker 2: the hooker.
Speaker 1: They gave him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she gave him a ride here.
Speaker 4: What you heard him? He got a ride here from
Speaker 4: a hooker.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fine.
Speaker 2: He supports the local economy.
Speaker 4: So what thanks, bony kids.
Speaker 1: Let's do more of what really matters, more scores, more
Speaker 1: sports stories than crystal change your life with something else
Speaker 1: that so far we'll have to do with urination, a
Speaker 1: lot of urine. You talked about two urine stories so far.
Speaker 2: I like the flag of that place, the what the
Speaker 2: urination flag? It's yellow?
Speaker 1: The World Cup reminds me how uh truly, how few
Speaker 1: flags that I'm familiar with? You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I mean, there's almost what is there, like two hundred countries?
Speaker 1: I bet I could name ooh man, forty flags? Maybe right?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Maybe? Yeah?
Speaker 4: A lot of times. I doubt you can name forty
Speaker 4: you don't think so?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Wait, man, I bet you couldn't. That's a lot, dude,
Speaker 2: Oh man, that's a lot. I don't I know that
Speaker 2: after it?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Usa? That's one, Canada two, three South America.
Speaker 2: Dear god, No, you can't just say the country because
Speaker 2: we don't know. Sure you can identify the flag.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but like all right, those three I know
Speaker 1: for sure, Japan, England and Fish China, Great Britain Australia, Yeah,
Speaker 1: most of Europe, some of South America. I would struggle
Speaker 1: with Africa for sure, obviously like Australia, I know.
Speaker 4: Asia.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's closer to thirty something like that, though it's
Speaker 1: in that thirty to forty range. But that's still pretty
Speaker 1: embarrassing when there's two hundred countries and I think I
Speaker 1: can name thirty or forty, right, not super familiar with you.
Speaker 5: Can you name what's what's a what's a larger number?
Speaker 5: The number you can name or the number Max has
Speaker 5: been to just countries in general?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think you mean more countries than the Max
Speaker 1: has been to go to the flags.
Speaker 6: Oh, I don't know how many countries has he been to.
Speaker 6: It's more than twenty, yeah, it might be more than thirty.
Speaker 6: I'm not sure if it's forty, although maybe you never know.
Speaker 1: We could have to ask him.
Speaker 4: You just have to ask him.
Speaker 2: He's not here.
Speaker 4: He won, he's not here.
Speaker 1: Worse, h who knows you might have I haven't seen him.
Speaker 1: The Golden State Warriors, according to sources, are trying to
Speaker 1: find a way to get Lebron James and Anthony Davis
Speaker 1: on the Golden State Warriors. They did resign. Christoph's porzingis
Speaker 1: to a two year, forty million dollars deal, or it's
Speaker 1: not that por it's on average other of those two
Speaker 1: years twenty million a year.
Speaker 4: He's thirty years old. But do I feel like he's
Speaker 4: older than that?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I thought he'd be older than that. So was he?
Speaker 1: So did they get the trade deadline? Yes?
Speaker 4: They must have?
Speaker 8: Right?
Speaker 1: Was it the Hawks?
Speaker 4: I forget who they got him from. I think it
Speaker 4: was the Hawks. Yeah, it sounds right. If it's wrong,
Speaker 4: who knows?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: What really matters is this, guys?
Speaker 2: It was under state in what year? Do you believe that?
Speaker 2: When Albert Einstein published his groundbreaking theory of relativity.
Speaker 1: Let's go.
Speaker 4: Shoot nineteen.
Speaker 1: Nineteen twenty, nineteen nineteen, should I had you go first?
Speaker 4: Great rip beer?
Speaker 1: Why did man?
Speaker 5: I don't know why.
Speaker 4: I was waiting for you to say golf?
Speaker 1: I'm going say seventeen twenty.
Speaker 2: Eight, derry beans, Bones are very good? Nineteen oh five. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Albert Einstein published it in nineteen oh five, groundbreaking work
Speaker 2: that chattered the foundations of physics. After attending the Federal
Speaker 2: Polytechnic School in Zurich, Einstein worked at the Swiss Patent
Speaker 2: office and burned. From two to nine he was employed
Speaker 2: as a third class technical expert, examining inventions for their
Speaker 2: patent ability, most likely among them a gravel sorting machine
Speaker 2: and a weather indicator. And a letter to his friend
Speaker 2: Michelle Basel, Einstein regarded the patent office as that secular
Speaker 2: cloister where I hatched my most beautiful ideas.
Speaker 4: And he was young.
Speaker 6: He was very good, because I mean he was maybe
Speaker 6: maybe twenties, maybe the early thirties, and thirty five years
Speaker 6: forty years ago. Forty years after that is when he
Speaker 6: was making the atomic bomb.
Speaker 1: Man Hew, you got bored. I started with black holes,
Speaker 1: went to atomic bombs, big man.
Speaker 2: The most profound ideas emerged in a five, a series
Speaker 2: of five theoretical papers written in succession nineteen oh five
Speaker 2: that would revolutionize twentieth century scientific thought. Historians would later
Speaker 2: refer to this period as Einstein, Anus, mirror Blass, or
Speaker 2: a miracle year. I'm sure it's pronounced Annis. His first
Speaker 2: paper described the particle theory of light, which would later
Speaker 2: earn him the nineteen twenty one Nobel Peace Prize in physics.
Speaker 2: His second created a new method for determining molecular sizes,
Speaker 2: and his third examined, Brownie in Motion, was a study
Speaker 2: on mirale acts brilliant, offering a mathematical explanation for the
Speaker 2: movement of particles suspended in a fluid. Yeah, man, he
Speaker 2: figured things out that I can't even understand the definition,
Speaker 2: you know what.
Speaker 1: And that's the depressing part. Is like when you're like, man,
Speaker 1: some caveman figured out the wheel. Yeah, and you're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I get it. I understand how wheels work. I get it.
Speaker 1: It's like, you know, this is one hundred and twenty
Speaker 1: years ago, and I couldn't explain more than what you
Speaker 1: just said.
Speaker 4: And I can't even explain what you just said.
Speaker 1: It's like it's so over all of our heads unless
Speaker 1: you're in the top point one percent of smart people.
Speaker 1: Otherwise it's like, how do you even wrap your head
Speaker 1: around what he's saying?
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, I really I must admit, and I
Speaker 2: don't mind looking stupid. I do it three and a
Speaker 2: half hours a day. I really don't understand E equals
Speaker 2: mc squared. I really don't. Well, are the only one
Speaker 2: willing to admit that?
Speaker 4: I mean, I don't. Well, no, I don't either.
Speaker 2: I mean, that's let me think it's obviously that's the
Speaker 2: special theory of No, I'm sorry, the theory of relativity.
Speaker 2: That's the yeah, the special whatever. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: That's I can't even say what it is. Relativity, time
Speaker 1: is relative. But I don't understand what the actual equation means.
Speaker 4: Either.
Speaker 2: Equals mc squared with energy, which.
Speaker 1: Is the e equal to mass times and square of.
Speaker 7: What's the c speed of light?
Speaker 1: That's right, insn of a bitch, Yeah, that's smart.
Speaker 2: So equals mc square is energy equal to mass times
Speaker 2: the speed of light.
Speaker 1: Squared speed of lights? What like one hundred and eighty
Speaker 1: seven thousand miles per.
Speaker 4: Is that?
Speaker 1: I think that's right, it's something like that.
Speaker 2: It would become the first, the most famous equation in
Speaker 2: the world pointed that mass and energy are interchangeable and
Speaker 2: are different ways of measuring the same thing. I don't
Speaker 2: know what just happened.
Speaker 4: I don't either.
Speaker 1: Then you short circuit and you just you just figure
Speaker 1: let the smart people in AI that way.
Speaker 2: Isn't that incredible? Because I am a human.
Speaker 1: Too, I can ask you a question, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean?
Speaker 2: Though, Like like why am I five six when somebody's
Speaker 2: six seven? And why can't I understand the sentence I
Speaker 2: just read. I'm capable of reading it. Why can't I
Speaker 2: understand it? Son of a bitch?
Speaker 1: The drugs man.
Speaker 4: Let me ask you a question, anybody. Okay, did he
Speaker 4: like stumble upon this or was this just.
Speaker 5: Like please explain, no, but like, well, obviously it's math related.
Speaker 6: So he did enough like yeah, it was actually kind
Speaker 6: of more math and more kind of Okay, I'm gonna
Speaker 6: be speaking way out of my league here, all right,
Speaker 6: So I'll just take that for a one and fourth. Uh,
Speaker 6: these were thought experiments, right there's these were hid kind
Speaker 6: of it. I mean, to some it was logic. He's like,
Speaker 6: you know, we know this, we know this, we know this,
Speaker 6: therefore it leads to this. It wasn't you know. It
Speaker 6: wasn't like he was in a lab coming up with
Speaker 6: new data. Yeah, you know, it was more we you
Speaker 6: know it A lot a lot of it. For instance,
Speaker 6: a lot of the stuff with the speed of light,
Speaker 6: the particle nature of light, et cetera. Was you know,
Speaker 6: sort of like, Okay, imagine you are traveling at the
Speaker 6: speed of light, and therefore you're seeing you're seeing this,
Speaker 6: and therefore, since you're seeing this, you have to understand this.
Speaker 7: It's that sort of thing.
Speaker 1: It was a It was him following.
Speaker 6: The various physics things that they knew, putting them together,
Speaker 6: finding the conflicts, the paradoxes that were resulting resulting from it,
Speaker 6: and coming up with a alternate set of theories.
Speaker 1: You didn't answer the question did he stumble upon this
Speaker 1: or mostly just deep sort of thought. I mean, these
Speaker 1: papers were thought.
Speaker 4: It wasn't. I don't think it was.
Speaker 6: I mean, I think there was math involved in that,
Speaker 6: in those calculations on it, but it wasn't. It wasn't like, oh,
Speaker 6: in this lab, I'd discovered such and such, So.
Speaker 4: It wasn't just like what am I having for lunch?
Speaker 2: This is rather famous audio. I'm sure you guys have
Speaker 2: heard it, but in case you haven't, this is Einstein
Speaker 2: stumbling upon the theory of relatives.
Speaker 4: He got it.
Speaker 1: A black hole. Time would slow down. I get it now. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean, it's a lot like how Doc Brown invented
Speaker 1: the flux capacity. Hit his head on the toilet, You
Speaker 1: hit your entire body on your front porch man, what
Speaker 1: did you come up with?
Speaker 2: You know, I just realized, which I thought might be
Speaker 2: depressing for a moment. But now that I look at it,
Speaker 2: it kind of takes the pressure off.
Speaker 1: Sure, I am, I am, I am. You're not going
Speaker 1: to get it, but check this out. Yeah yeah, that's
Speaker 1: kind of my point. Check this out.
Speaker 2: I'm not super smart, right, like like Einstein and those
Speaker 2: folks like like even like doctor love people that are smart.
Speaker 2: You know, I'm not super smart. And I'm not big
Speaker 2: and strong like like football players are big strong people.
Speaker 2: If if we were an ant colony, I'd just be
Speaker 2: one of the dudes doing this the regular work. I'm
Speaker 2: just a worker, aunt, man, they damn thing special about me.
Speaker 2: They kind of just takes the pressure off a little bit.
Speaker 2: I got a real responsibility.
Speaker 1: But you know what they can't do what just come
Speaker 1: up with random names.
Speaker 2: That's because they're busy doing real stuff.
Speaker 1: They don't got time for that. I love the people,
Speaker 1: the people that have beyond photographic memories, right, Remember you've
Speaker 1: ever seen those stories of the people that essentially are
Speaker 1: cursed that just they can recall every second of a
Speaker 1: basically every day of their lives. But it feels like
Speaker 1: that's a curse. Right to have access to tap into
Speaker 1: that part of your brain where you can recall everything.
Speaker 1: It sounds like, man, that's got to be a superpower.
Speaker 1: That would be amazing for this and for that. It's like, well,
Speaker 1: it might be a curse. And to your point, Chris,
Speaker 1: if you are capable of thinking like Einstein thinks, imagine
Speaker 1: watching the Royal rumble.
Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying, How do you just go
Speaker 4: for a walk without just turning that off?
Speaker 1: I don't think you're capable of turning that off. I
Speaker 1: don't think your brain lets you turn it off. And
Speaker 1: you're trying to figure out do we have this right?
Speaker 4: Do we have that right? You're trying to stumble upon
Speaker 4: more equations.
Speaker 1: It's almost just stumble right right into a massive, massive
Speaker 1: Nobel Prize winning.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Correct, intelligence is a is a responsible ability, right,
Speaker 2: Like you have to take care. You've been given this
Speaker 2: ability to think crap through, so you got to do it.
Speaker 2: But me, I don't have to.
Speaker 1: Yes, my uncle, my uncle once told me that that
Speaker 1: with great power comes great responsibility. He died like right
Speaker 1: after he told me that, all your hands up.
Speaker 4: He's not here for a couple of weeks.
Speaker 1: That's a spider man. I also wonder we all know.
Speaker 6: I think a lot of people in the audience probably
Speaker 6: have been in a job where they're just like, I
Speaker 6: just don't have enough to do in the show. But
Speaker 6: the last thing I'm going to do is tell my
Speaker 6: employer that I don't have enough to do in this job. Right,
Speaker 6: I'm just gonna put in my time and take care
Speaker 6: of thanks.
Speaker 4: He's re enacting the gal from Dairy clar and so.
Speaker 6: You find something to do to pass the time. Is
Speaker 6: that what being a patent clerk wast Einstein like he
Speaker 6: just was so bored at work. He was like they
Speaker 6: just said he was a patent clerk or something. Oh sorry,
Speaker 6: I don't know what a patent clerk does. I don't
Speaker 6: know if they didn't keep him busy enough, maybe there
Speaker 6: just weren't enough patents being reviewed, or maybe he was
Speaker 6: just like, I'm supposed to only review I'm supposed to
Speaker 6: review ten patents a day, But I can do that
Speaker 6: in two hours. I've got six hours to kill. The
Speaker 6: last thing I'm gonna do is tell anybody that I
Speaker 6: can do this. And he just had time on his hands,
Speaker 6: as like happened. If I'm traveling at the speed of light, right.
Speaker 2: That could be or it could be also like you
Speaker 2: surround yourself with songwriters. You tend to write songs, right,
Speaker 2: you know, yeah that might be.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I gotta spend last time with Sauce. Yes, what
Speaker 1: I'm saying, why, hey, brother, what I'm not going anywhere?
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: I every time I see somebody raise their hand, I
Speaker 2: think they have a question for me, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean?
Speaker 1: Like it's like I can't.
Speaker 2: I'd spend way too much time around him. As soon
Speaker 2: as I see somebody raise their hand, I go, yeah,
Speaker 2: I would, And they don't know who I am.
Speaker 1: You know, I figure how often somebody will tweet at
Speaker 1: us or email us exactly what you just said. Like,
Speaker 1: I know, I listened to The Power Troupe too much.
Speaker 1: When I see some unattractive gall on TV and the
Speaker 1: first thing I say out loud is wood Hawk. And
Speaker 1: nobody in the room listens to The Power Trip. And
Speaker 1: I realized I just said that to nobody. Yet you
Speaker 1: listened to this show too much? Yeah, and we appreciate.
Speaker 1: Marty Deller is here, John Bonus is here. This is
Speaker 1: the Power Trip Monty Show on the fan. Get Joe,
Speaker 1: Phil them Boss know the deal. There's a body Jerry here. Oh,
Speaker 1: I can continue it. You feel