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Speaker 2: Subscribe to our YouTube channel, Dave Ryan TV and stream us.

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Speaker 1: Live CARDI B tickets coming up in a little bit

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Speaker 1: more like maybe maybe fifteen minutes away. I get a

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Speaker 1: big announcement. Though big announcement. This is a big announcement.

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Speaker 1: This is life changing, Okay. I Dave Ryan have been

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Speaker 1: here for thirty three years. And I just tried the

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Speaker 1: Big archburger over at McDonald's.

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Speaker 3: Yeah it was.

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Speaker 4: It was so good.

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Speaker 1: Really, it really is. And I'm not getting paid to

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Speaker 1: say this. I mean I tried it yesterday was the

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Speaker 1: Denver Airport. Yeah, and I usually stop and get my

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Speaker 1: chicken nuggets and fries, and I thought, hell, I'm going

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Speaker 1: to try that new big archburger.

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Speaker 5: Can you describe what it's like? Different about it? It's

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Speaker 5: different because it's bigger and meteor. It's more like a

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Speaker 5: burger you would get at a restaurant, less like a

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Speaker 5: McDonald's burger, which there's nothing wrong with the McDonald's burger,

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Speaker 5: but it's more like if you went to a bar

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So it's got two quarter pound beef patties in there.

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Speaker 1: And I wrote there's a description that I found online

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Speaker 6: I lift this.

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Speaker 1: So it's got the two quarter pound beef patties, three

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Speaker 1: slices of white cheddar, crispy and slivered onions, pickles, and

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Speaker 1: like trying new things. Yeah, of course, so I tried

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Speaker 1: this and I was like, oh, that's yummy, and it

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Speaker 7: And that's is it the cheese different or no, it's

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Speaker 7: meatior for sure, a bigger bite than the CEO of McDonald.

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Speaker 1: I definitely took a bigger bite than CEO McDonald's, and

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Speaker 1: So anyway, I just want to let you know that

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Speaker 1: after thirty three years of being here on the air

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Speaker 1: on KTWB, things change.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, things things do change.

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Speaker 1: Everybody does, and things happen and things are not the

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Speaker 1: same as they used to be. Change is the only

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Speaker 1: So I did try the Archburger.

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Speaker 6: I had a file fish yesterday.

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Speaker 4: I think they got big arches.

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Speaker 2: I did.

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Speaker 7: It's always delicious because it slides down real easy. And

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Speaker 7: I don't know what the sauce is that they put

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Speaker 7: like it's got pickle in it, like tartar sauce does

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Speaker 6: Does it?

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Speaker 2: Really?

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Speaker 7: Oh, it was delicious that that tartar sauce whatever they

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Speaker 4: You've been here for two years now.

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Speaker 7: Things change, things do change, things do change, and I had.

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Speaker 8: Look at that Bailey. Congratulations, Thank you guys.

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Speaker 1: minutes on Katie WGB right now.

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Speaker 4: Though, we're gonna do it.

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Speaker 1: By the way, we're gonna do confessions for Cardi B tickets.

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Speaker 1: This is where you bust out something that is unsavory

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Speaker 1: and sketchy and you'll confess it the best one. I mean,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this is your last chance you ever go about

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Speaker 8: I love that.

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Speaker 1: Like we get up early. Yeah, okay, we'll do that.

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Speaker 1: Coming up in about ten minutes. Think about your confashion,

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Speaker 1: will it not? Will make you anonymous?

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Speaker 3: You?

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Speaker 1: We don't have to use your voice or your name,

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Speaker 1: Right now, though, it's game of think fast on Cape, Dave.

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Speaker 2: But you are going to play today and I'm going

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Speaker 2: to have you go against Vante. I'm actually going to

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Speaker 2: it's going to all the word I need is all

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Speaker 2: A four letter word with double o's. Good job, Dave.

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Speaker 8: I am proud of you.

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Speaker 2: A six letter word with double tease nettle, you thought

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Speaker 4: I did not not you. Why doesn't work?

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Speaker 8: That was long?

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Speaker 2: I said, I give you a little bit longer. That

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Speaker 2: An eight letter word with double l's balloon.

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Speaker 2: Is that balloons?

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Speaker 8: Given balloons?

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Speaker 2: double g's yes, yeah, Dave, Dave has three points. Not

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Speaker 5: Chess, messy, Yeah, Dave, Dave works with chess.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, I had to take for a second messy. Would

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Speaker 6: Bond? You were It's okay, Okay, I've accepted my fate.

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Speaker 2: A four letter word with double east no, yes, yeah,

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Speaker 8: A six letter word with double b's bubble.

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Speaker 1: mom is a word?

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Speaker 3: What?

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Speaker 6: How dare you?

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Speaker 8: Your mom is a word? But that's not what I'm

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Speaker 1: I don't have any idea.

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Speaker 2: Count was the example I had? All right, this is

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Speaker 2: So we're still sticking with some unique like wording things.

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Speaker 6: Okay, I have more hope in myself.

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Speaker 2: I want to say, I don't want I accept Hay,

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Speaker 4: Like the hairstyle, like what you do on a date.

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Speaker 8: Davey w.

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Speaker 6: I'm busy.

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Speaker 7: Okay, I was scoring here, actually, yeah, Dave has seven,

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Speaker 7: Von has one.

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Speaker 6: So I have a chance for a comeback.

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Speaker 8: No, Dave has officially won at this point.

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Speaker 2: But well, I have a lot of examples in this round,

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Speaker 2: that's starting to end with the same letter. This time

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Speaker 2: it's the letter pop. Yeah, nice, Bob, got a.

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Speaker 8: Pully, good job. Pop one more for vant and then

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Speaker 6: Thank you, thank you? I want to thank at a time.

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Speaker 2: No, We're going to do one for the listeners. Nobody

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Speaker 2: tea David, I got one. Nope, you can't say that one.

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Speaker 4: Taint got time for that?

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Speaker 2: Nobody got time for I don't know if I would

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Speaker 1: me at six five one nine eight nine kt W.

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Speaker 1: We will disguise your voice for confessions. We will put

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Speaker 8: Last science I had some freaking danky sex.

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Speaker 6: What No, you didn't know.

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Speaker 2: I know he's in Florida, so by myself watching Love

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Speaker 1: the show tonight that everybody's gonna ask you about tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: The show is Cardi Bus now, I.

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Speaker 8: Mean money movie.

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Speaker 1: I can't wait to hear what she talks about between songs.

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Speaker 1: I mean seriously, she's gonna do all the songs, but

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Speaker 1: You're gonna remember this show for a long time. Let's

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Speaker 1: get you into the show with your confession busted out

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Speaker 1: six five one nine eight nine KDWB. Good luck and

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Speaker 1: now your.

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Speaker 2: US live.

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Speaker 1: You can watch us right now on YouTube Dave Ryan TV.

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Speaker 6: Where the heck are you?

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Speaker 3: Well?

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Speaker 1: Thank you very much for watching. You watch Dave Ryan TV.

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Speaker 1: Just go search for it on YouTube and we're live

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Speaker 1: until nine o'clock. Let's do confessions. Confession CARDIB is in

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Speaker 1: Let's hear your parents in Arizona story. Go ahead, okay,

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Speaker 1: All right, now I'm puzzling. Now I'm puzzled. Let's see.

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Speaker 4: In Arizona.

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Speaker 6: Hello, Hello, y, we want to tell my confession.

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Speaker 4: It works, Okay, go ahead and tell your story.

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Speaker 9: So when I was in high school, I had avoid

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Speaker 3: And told him that we were going to the Loop

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Speaker 10: Make sure, like to like schedule the times that they

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Speaker 3: To make sure, like it was in a noisy place, so.

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Speaker 9: They thought that we were at the Wow water park.

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Speaker 1: Wow. How long were you hooking up with your boyfriend

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Speaker 1: in Arizona? Unbeknownst to mom and dad.

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Speaker 11: Likes a few months, Like it was a long distance

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Speaker 9: And done kind of thing.

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Speaker 6: How did you meet him? Yeah, well he used to

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Speaker 6: It's not like you met him like a Potter chat

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, go to the next one. This is the

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Speaker 1: doctor's office confession. You're up next for Cardi B. Let's

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Speaker 1: of affair with the receptionist, and she got pregnant. Is

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Speaker 4: Okay, you don't have to say whether you work there.

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Speaker 4: Are either of them married?

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Speaker 5: Yes, the doctor was.

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Speaker 1: The doctor was.

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Speaker 5: Married.

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Speaker 4: Is this a current affair, but he is still married.

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Speaker 4: He's still married. But she then had the baby.

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Speaker 3: Yes, Oh.

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Speaker 6: That sounds like an episode of a soap opera.

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Speaker 1: It does.

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Speaker 4: Who does she say the father was?

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 4: Okay, maybe she just doesn't say. A lot of women

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Speaker 1: Oh I like that one. Okay, confessions. Let's go to

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Speaker 9: Good morning, Dave.

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Speaker 1: Morning.

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Speaker 3: So when I was going to school when I was younger,

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Speaker 3: I went to a Catholic school and I got.

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Speaker 11: Caught in the closet with two girls by our nun.

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Speaker 1: Got slapped with the ruler a couple of times.

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Speaker 4: Well they slapped on the back of the hands, don't they.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, multiple places, Yeah, gotcha, gotcha?

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Speaker 2: Play I say, the people that want to the private

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Speaker 1: Is that right?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Durn Okay, that's a good one. Let's go to lawnmower confession.

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Speaker 1: What's your confession for CARDI B tickets? Go ahead?

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Speaker 9: I oh, I worked at a long term company and

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Speaker 2: Never told anybody do you hit a what?

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Speaker 10: Now?

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Speaker 1: You did what?

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Speaker 5: Back to someone's car? Back to somebody's car with a

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Speaker 5: lawnmar okay or not a dent. But you know, Okay,

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Speaker 5: this is a good one.

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Speaker 11: Uh.

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Speaker 4: This is the room mate's dog confession.

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Speaker 1: Go ahead. Morning.

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Speaker 6: So my roommate has a dog, and this dog cannot

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Speaker 3: It's just really gassy. It's just to a normal person,

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Speaker 3: it stinks.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, I secretly love the smell of it.

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Speaker 3: I don't know what it is.

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Speaker 9: So occasionally I'll go behind my une back.

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Speaker 11: And give her dog food just to make it a

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Speaker 4: And I mean, are you telling me that you stop

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Speaker 1: I'm going to clarify. So did I did it sound

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Speaker 1: like you said, with all due respect, that you like

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Speaker 1: the scent of the dog's gas. Correct, Yes, she wins. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's so, that is she I don't need to hear

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Speaker 1: the rest. I'm going to make a call right now.

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Speaker 1: I don't need to hear the rest. You are disgusting.

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Speaker 2: I know.

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Speaker 10: You.

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Speaker 4: I'm going to say it again because I think if

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Speaker 1: Just hear on the radio what I just heard? You

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Speaker 1: feed your roommates dog table food because it gives a

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Speaker 1: dog gas?

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Speaker 9: Correct?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and you like the smell. You like the smell

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Speaker 4: of the dog gas.

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Speaker 3: I do. I don't know what it is.

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Speaker 4: I'm going to hang up my headphones now because I've

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Speaker 4: heard it all.

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Speaker 6: You've heard it all.

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Speaker 1: I've heard it all. There's nothing more I can hear.

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Speaker 1: You are disgusting, But I like but I but I

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Speaker 1: like you, and that you are flawed and you're you're

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Speaker 8: You're out about it.

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Speaker 5: Confession is not going to hurt anyone. No, Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 5: that's what I like about it too. When's the last

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Speaker 6: I think it was just a couple of nights ago

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Speaker 1: Was like, well, I don't heard the dog.

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Speaker 4: Go in the bedroom, get under a blanket. Yeah, hot

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Speaker 6: I'm curious it is is it? How big is this dog?

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Speaker 3: It's a.

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Speaker 6: It's a small white one, small white one. Okay, like

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Speaker 6: a like a.

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Speaker 5: Okay, oh yeah. And the pugs are Gassie. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 5: they are pug farts. Okay, you're the Winter pug farts. Congratulations.

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Speaker 5: Tonight you're going to Cardi B. Congratulations.

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Speaker 4: Wow, that is that. Seriously, I'm hanging up the headphones.

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Speaker 1: That's it. I'm done, all right, Please hold for one second.

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Speaker 1: Every I think everybody else who played Confessions is also like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: give it to her. Yeah yeah, it's not even the

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Speaker 1: fact that she's doing something behind her, behind her roommates back,

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Speaker 1: it's the whole Yeah, you get. I don't need to

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Speaker 1: repeat it again. All right, hold on, We'll have more

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Speaker 1: Cardi B tickets for you because we always do the

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Speaker 1: Dave Ryan Show one on one point three kd w B.

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Speaker 1: Let's do the dirt on Katie w BE and move

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Speaker 1: on with our lives. War of the Roses comes up

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Speaker 1: in about five minutes or so. This is kind of interesting.

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Speaker 1: Jelly Roll is wearing a necklace owned by Johnny Cash

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Speaker 1: as he is inducted as a member of the Grand

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Speaker 1: Ole Opry. So Johnny Cash legendary artist. I don't know

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Speaker 1: where he got the necklace, but here's jelly roll.

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Speaker 10: Is the song of the legendary cushion music singer Johnny

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Speaker 10: Cash and his son Kennedy his necklace and said, this

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Speaker 10: was my father's favorite pectus he ever wore. And I

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Speaker 3: I just.

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Speaker 1: Coming into all right. I can't really understand it, but

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Lola Young, you probably remember her from the Grammy.

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Speaker 2: She was one of the new artists and she she

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Speaker 2: her to collapse last year at New York's All Things

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Speaker 2: Go Festival, the Grammy winner told Rolling Stone that you

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Speaker 2: want to say yes to everything because everything's on the table.

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Speaker 2: Going through addiction, it's hard to know how much a

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Speaker 2: Now this is what's most interesting to me. Elton John

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Speaker 6: Dave, have you ever been to a BUCkies like a gal?

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Speaker 3: No.

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Speaker 1: I was in Texas a couple of years ago and

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Speaker 1: everybody's like, you got to stop at BUCkies.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I don't understand the appeal, but people love buckets.

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Speaker 6: Right, everybody loves it. Apparently. I've seen like bumper stickers

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Speaker 7: One, but apparently thirty eight Buckies' locations have received an

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Speaker 7: They include issues with the car wash, broken or ineffective merchandise,

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Speaker 7: Small business, best respond to customer complaints or else you're

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Speaker 1: Azz. People are like, oh, you got to stop, and

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Speaker 1: I'm like why. They're like, oh, it's just so cool.

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Speaker 1: It's like it sounds like a giant Casey's. To me,

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Speaker 2: But for some reason people I feel like in the South,

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Speaker 2: wall drug to us Midwest, Oh you went to a

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Speaker 2: Wall drug recently. There's only the one wal drug because

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Speaker 8: So it's not like that. But yeah, that's what I

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Speaker 4: It, Okay, this Ed Shearon says he wants to have

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Speaker 1: Want to sun?

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Speaker 9: Deep down?

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Speaker 8: Don't care? Not thinking about it?

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Speaker 7: I did you know what? I know?

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Speaker 6: I don't know. I think I think maybe I want

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Speaker 1: I honestly didn't know that Ed Sharon had kids.

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Speaker 8: I think recent and like recent years.

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Speaker 1: I think Ed Sheeron is one of those guys that

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Speaker 1: he doesn't put his kids out there, you know what

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Speaker 1: bought how he bought the kid, you know, his own

453
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Speaker 1: circus or her own circus where a lot of other

454
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Speaker 1: celebrities they use that kid as a publicity stunt and

455
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Speaker 1: Ed's just not that way.

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Speaker 8: I feel like you forget that he's even married, to

457
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Speaker 8: be honest, totally. Yeah, yeah, he keeps his personal life

458
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Speaker 8: very private.

459
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Speaker 2: Somebody else who also had a kid, Jack Osborne and

460
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Speaker 2: his wife, they just had their fifth child, and in

461
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Speaker 2: honor of his late father, they named this one Ozzy

462
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Speaker 2: Matilda Osbourne.

463
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Speaker 8: So there's a name.

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Speaker 1: It is dirt. This is War of the Roses starting

465
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Speaker 1: right now, brought to you by Ovo, Lasik and lens

466
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Speaker 1: If you've never heard War of the Roses before, First

467
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Speaker 1: of all, where have you been? We're glad you're here.

468
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Speaker 1: If you're back for War of the Roses, let's dive in.

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Speaker 6: Advice, Your Social Company, Love is in the air or

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Speaker 6: wait are those lies?

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Speaker 1: Guess we'll see.

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Speaker 4: I'm part two of War of the Roses on KDWB.

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Speaker 1: Well, there is some suspicion here because they're driving somewhere

475
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Speaker 1: and she's like hey or no, he said hey, and

476
00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:42,960
Speaker 1: she's like what. He's like hey, Like there's hey bales.

477
00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:46,080
Speaker 1: Look that's our joke and she's like, no, that's not

478
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Speaker 1: We've never done that joke before, and so she kind

479
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Speaker 1: of let it go. And then not long later, like

480
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Speaker 1: a few days later, she gets like a YouTube link

481
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Speaker 1: or a Spotify link to a song was it John

482
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Speaker 1: legend All?

483
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Speaker 4: He loves all of you?

484
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Speaker 1: And she's like, why you send that to me? And

485
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Speaker 1: he's like because that's kind of our song and she's

486
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Speaker 1: like no, no, did you mean this to be sent

487
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Speaker 1: to somebody else? And he was silent while he didn't

488
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Speaker 1: know what to say. So she's thinking, there's something else

489
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Speaker 1: going on. Let's call him hey and see who he

490
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Speaker 1: sends roses to on War of the Roses Brought to

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Speaker 1: You by ov A Lesa can Lens.

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Speaker 2: So, like I said, I do have some romantic roses

493
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Speaker 2: to send out on your behalf for doing survey what

494
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Speaker 2: I'll need for me.

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Speaker 8: First is who do you want to send the roses to?

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Speaker 11: You know, there's.

497
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Speaker 3: There's some one has been thinking about recently. Ali, they

498
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Speaker 3: might like that.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So with the roses, you know, we always attach

500
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Speaker 2: a card if you want, and now you can definitely

501
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Speaker 2: write your own message on the card if you'd prefer that.

502
00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:04,480
Speaker 2: But we do give some options. Sometimes people are like,

503
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Speaker 2: I don't know what I want to write. So if

504
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Speaker 2: you want to hear the options, I can give you those.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, sure, can I hear the options?

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Speaker 8: Sure?

507
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Speaker 2: So first one is this is a love note. Yeah,

508
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Speaker 2: you're not okay. The other one is kind of funny.

509
00:23:22,359 --> 00:23:24,960
Speaker 2: There's a picture of a whale on it. It says

510
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Speaker 2: have a whale of a day.

511
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Speaker 3: That's cheezing, But you got anything else?

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Speaker 8: Yep?

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00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:40,840
Speaker 2: Another one says all of me loves all of you. Okay,

514
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:43,720
Speaker 2: run out of options here, but I have another one.

515
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Speaker 2: There's a couple cuddling underneath an umbrella on this card

516
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Speaker 2: and it says falling for you.

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Speaker 3: That's kind of cute. She might like that. Yeah, let's

518
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Speaker 3: do the fourth one, I guess.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So the one that says falling for you. Yeah,

520
00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:04,720
Speaker 2: with the cute couple snuggling under the umbrella.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, that's fine.

522
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Speaker 1: Do you ever have a day where things are going

523
00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:12,560
Speaker 1: along great and then you like stub your toe and

524
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Speaker 1: then you turn around you fall into a manhole and

525
00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:16,840
Speaker 1: then the manhole is like a cobra and things just

526
00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:19,320
Speaker 1: get worse, And yeah, that's the kind of day it's

527
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Speaker 1: going to turn out a little bit here, Derek, everything

528
00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:27,520
Speaker 1: you just heard was just a ploy set up by

529
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Speaker 1: the radio station Katie WB. We're on. We're on Katie

530
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Speaker 1: WB right now. Uh, to find out who you would

531
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Speaker 1: send roses to? And uh and then and and and listening.

532
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Speaker 1: The person who put this up is your girlfriend Taylor.

533
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Speaker 1: Oh Jesus, say say hi Taylor, so he knows it's legit.

534
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Speaker 11: Hi, Derek.

535
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Speaker 1: I think the question is you sent you sent roses

536
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Speaker 1: to Ali and then Jenny, that was the woman on

537
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Speaker 1: the phone. She gave you an option of different romantic

538
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Speaker 1: cards or a silly card or whatever, and you chose

539
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Speaker 1: the one says falling for you. I I'm gonna guess

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Speaker 1: that Taylor probably would like an explanation of that.

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Speaker 11: I want Jesus, I mean, I guess I don't even

542
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Speaker 11: need to ask why you're sending this girl of flowers?

543
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Speaker 11: Why did you pick the most romantic option for the card?

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Speaker 3: I mean, first off, why are we doing this in public?

545
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Speaker 3: I don't understand that at all. Sure, let's answer the question.

546
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Speaker 3: It doesn't matter if flowers. It's a nice thing. It

547
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Speaker 3: could be the whale of a time whatever.

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Speaker 6: It just the actually was to have a whale of

549
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Speaker 6: a day a day on these cards.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well it's not a real card. Isn't apparently so

551
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Speaker 3: a whale of a time, whale of a day?

552
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Speaker 4: But you did who was kind of a romantic one

553
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Speaker 4: of the falling for you? For a girl that's not Taylor?

554
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Speaker 1: Who is? Who is Ali?

555
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Speaker 3: He's just a friend, like we've been friends for years.

556
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Speaker 3: I thought it'd be like a nice sweet thing, you know,

557
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Speaker 3: she's been having a rough.

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Speaker 2: Go of it.

559
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Speaker 3: And instead that before this song, a dance in public.

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Speaker 11: Telling a dozen roses or for friends.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you've never sent your mom roses?

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Speaker 11: Okay, I didn't say mom's I said friends.

563
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Speaker 6: That's completely different.

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Speaker 3: It's not ruly. It's just a person that you know. Again,

565
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Speaker 3: it could be the whale of a whatever. And this

566
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Speaker 3: it just seems like the nicest option out of the four.

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Speaker 4: Well, then why didn't you send the one that says

568
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Speaker 4: half a whale of a day?

569
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Speaker 3: Because that seemed corny and cheesy?

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Speaker 6: Well, why didn't you send them to your girlfriend? You

571
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Speaker 6: really had no thought process.

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Speaker 8: You instantly sent it to Ali.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because unlike Taylor, which I love you, but you

574
00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:12,760
Speaker 3: do this all the time. Every time I talk to

575
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Speaker 3: a person, every time I try to do something sweet

576
00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:19,679
Speaker 3: or do a gesture or something, you act like I'm

577
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Speaker 3: being weird or doing something to turn you off. And

578
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:25,000
Speaker 3: I'm just tired of it. Do you just thought I

579
00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:26,879
Speaker 3: was gonna do a nice thing for somebody?

580
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Speaker 2: I know?

581
00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:30,520
Speaker 6: Do you send everybody that you know romantic John Legend songs?

582
00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:36,359
Speaker 3: I mean, not everybody you know.

583
00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:42,280
Speaker 1: So you've done You've really done nothing wrong. And Taylor's

584
00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:43,080
Speaker 1: totally at fault here.

585
00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:45,960
Speaker 10: Yeah, I think.

586
00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:50,359
Speaker 3: The fact she's trying to embarrass me in public ain't cool.

587
00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:53,720
Speaker 1: Well I don't think that she embarrassed you. You kind

588
00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:56,600
Speaker 1: of embarrass yourself. You're doing it, Taylor, He's all yours.

589
00:27:56,720 --> 00:28:02,040
Speaker 1: I'll let you handle this on your own from here on. Okay, Okay,

590
00:28:03,119 --> 00:28:04,680
Speaker 1: Well you think I sound like I have a call,

591
00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:10,480
Speaker 1: yeah to be on the radio that I do that.

592
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Speaker 1: I'm not making fun of anybody's voice. I'm just saying

593
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Speaker 1: I don't know if I coul date anybody who had

594
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Speaker 1: a voice.

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Speaker 6: Liked this guy. Somebody texted and saying he has a

596
00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:20,560
Speaker 6: real weenie sounding voice. Weenie, Yeah, he sounds like a weenie.

597
00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:24,760
Speaker 6: All right, I'm gonna start using that as an insult.

598
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Speaker 1: A wienie.

599
00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:26,440
Speaker 6: Yeah, you're being a weenie.

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Speaker 1: I think it's good. That's that attracts for you. One

601
00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:33,240
Speaker 1: who says bonkers that is, that's bunkers. That's a bunch

602
00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:36,800
Speaker 1: of bull card bananas banas the rest of us have

603
00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:40,640
Speaker 1: the foullss mouths in radio, and then Bailey is like

604
00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:43,280
Speaker 1: she barely. When Bailey says the F word, which she

605
00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:45,960
Speaker 1: does off the air once in a while, we're always like,

606
00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:49,720
Speaker 1: it's kind of like hearing your mom or your aunt

607
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:51,360
Speaker 1: Doris say the F word.

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Speaker 6: I've heard my mom say the F word maybe three

609
00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:54,040
Speaker 6: times in my life, and I'm.

610
00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:56,760
Speaker 4: Always like, Mama, Ronda says the F words.

611
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Speaker 7: Yeah, But then when she says it, it sounds like

612
00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:01,280
Speaker 7: it's coming out wrong, like that she's been dubbed.

613
00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:08,000
Speaker 6: You know, don't be a weenie to meet day. I'll

614
00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:09,760
Speaker 6: take that I'm writing it down.

615
00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:11,880
Speaker 1: By the way, it's National Girl Scout Day today, shout

616
00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:16,880
Speaker 1: out girl Scouts. That is super cool. And also Minnesota

617
00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:19,920
Speaker 1: cross country skier one's one goal at the Paralympics, so

618
00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:21,600
Speaker 1: that is kind of good news too.

619
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Speaker 4: And I'm.

620
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Speaker 6: And Dave's dying.

621
00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:30,680
Speaker 4: I am slowly, slowly dying.

622
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Speaker 1: I would there's something we have on the schedule that

623
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Speaker 1: I'm like, kind of reluctant to do, but I said,

624
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Speaker 1: you know, I kind of let me do this on

625
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Speaker 1: the air.

626
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Speaker 4: And it's like, I have some advice for Vaught, but

627
00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:41,280
Speaker 4: I don't. And I told you this yesterday.

628
00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:42,440
Speaker 1: I have some advice for you that I want to

629
00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:44,720
Speaker 1: give you on the air, and you've been nervous about it,

630
00:29:44,840 --> 00:29:46,600
Speaker 1: like you're in some sort of trouble or something.

631
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Speaker 6: I texted Bailey maybe ten minutes ago. I was like,

632
00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:49,080
Speaker 6: I'm terrified.

633
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Speaker 12: I don't like what you put on the spot, and

634
00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:53,760
Speaker 12: I'm cool with critiques, but I'm just so self conscious

635
00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:54,240
Speaker 12: because I want to.

636
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Speaker 6: Be a good person.

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00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:57,600
Speaker 1: No, you are a good person most days. I mean

638
00:29:57,640 --> 00:29:59,600
Speaker 1: most days, you're a good person. And I thought, you know,

639
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Speaker 1: I just I'm a big fan of you, vont because

640
00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:05,000
Speaker 1: I think that you're you're you're one of those people

641
00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:08,320
Speaker 1: who like you're ambitious and you're talented or whatever. But

642
00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:10,440
Speaker 1: I was like there, and I thought, you know, I've

643
00:30:10,520 --> 00:30:13,560
Speaker 1: noticed this about vont to myself. I thought, I'm gonna

644
00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:16,840
Speaker 1: get alone in a room with you someday and put

645
00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:19,680
Speaker 1: on some I don't know, Luther Vandros or something like that,

646
00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:20,880
Speaker 1: lights some candles.

647
00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:21,000
Speaker 4: And we'll talk.

648
00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:24,160
Speaker 1: That's some lotion maybe, And I thought, I'm gonna I'm

649
00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:26,080
Speaker 1: gonna mention this Davant one day and you know, just

650
00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:29,800
Speaker 1: to give some advice. And so this is and I'm

651
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,680
Speaker 1: worried that you're going to take it wrong. And I'm

652
00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:36,240
Speaker 1: also worried they're gonna say I already do that. So

653
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Speaker 1: I've noticed that you want to do like stand up comedy,

654
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Speaker 1: and you want to do like, you know, like be

655
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Speaker 1: in the spotlight and kind of diversify from being just

656
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:48,240
Speaker 1: you know, like radio DJ gross right, And so one

657
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Speaker 1: of the things you want to do is like do

658
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Speaker 1: stand up.

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Speaker 6: Yes, I'm in a stand up class that I go

660
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Speaker 6: to every single Sunday.

661
00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:56,440
Speaker 1: Now, okay, I think that's great. And then you said

662
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Speaker 1: a couple of weeks ago, oh, I found a mentor

663
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Speaker 1: that I want to have as a stand up mentor.

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Speaker 6: M hmm.

665
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Speaker 4: I think that's great too.

666
00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:02,640
Speaker 6: Mm hmm.

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00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:05,800
Speaker 1: My advice is stop preparing to do it and go

668
00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:08,320
Speaker 1: do it. Oh you're one thousand percent correct. I say

669
00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:11,040
Speaker 1: that to myself every day. There's so many things in life.

670
00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:13,240
Speaker 1: Me and I just I know plenty of people. You know,

671
00:31:13,520 --> 00:31:15,680
Speaker 1: Oh I'm gonna up, well, I'm gonna become a social

672
00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:18,360
Speaker 1: media guru. I'm going to learn how to cook and stop.

673
00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:18,960
Speaker 6: Saying it and just do it.

674
00:31:19,160 --> 00:31:21,320
Speaker 1: And that's and that. I think that's really true. And

675
00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:23,320
Speaker 1: I'm going to use myself as an example. When I

676
00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:26,320
Speaker 1: was too young to know any better. I was twenty

677
00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:27,600
Speaker 1: one years old and I went off to do a

678
00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:29,600
Speaker 1: morning show at a big station in a big city

679
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:30,280
Speaker 1: of Las Vegas.

680
00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:30,520
Speaker 2: Yeah.

681
00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:32,800
Speaker 1: I had no idea that I was too young to

682
00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:36,200
Speaker 1: do that. I was twenty one. I never stopped for

683
00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:38,520
Speaker 1: a minute to think I'm not qualified to do this.

684
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:41,720
Speaker 1: I just went and did it, and for whatever reason,

685
00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:44,960
Speaker 1: it worked out. But I worry for you. I mean,

686
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:46,920
Speaker 1: you're doing great, you're on track, You're doing great. But

687
00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:48,760
Speaker 1: I would tell this to anybody who has some sort

688
00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:51,320
Speaker 1: of a dream they want to do. Stop preparing for it,

689
00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:52,480
Speaker 1: go do it.

690
00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:53,920
Speaker 6: Yeah, you're one thousand percent correct.

691
00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:55,200
Speaker 4: Okay, good, I'm glad you took it the way I

692
00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:55,640
Speaker 4: wanted you to.

693
00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:57,880
Speaker 6: M Yeah, see me in the back room after the show.

694
00:31:58,480 --> 00:31:59,280
Speaker 4: Okay, sounds good.

695
00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:01,440
Speaker 6: No, no, no, oh, one thousand percent agree with you.

696
00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:03,960
Speaker 12: There's so many things in life, so many aspirations of

697
00:32:04,040 --> 00:32:06,480
Speaker 12: mine and just might even aspirations like something as simple

698
00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:08,320
Speaker 12: as getting up to go to the gym, and I'm like, oh,

699
00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:09,719
Speaker 12: let me do this first, let me do this then

700
00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:12,440
Speaker 12: maybe I got to eat right, then I'll do it tomorrow. No,

701
00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:14,240
Speaker 12: I should just get my ass up and do it.

702
00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:16,040
Speaker 1: Well, it's kind of like Jenny. Jenny's like want to

703
00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:17,920
Speaker 1: be a travel blogger. Well, she didn't sit there and like,

704
00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:20,040
Speaker 1: you know, spend four years researching how to be a

705
00:32:20,120 --> 00:32:22,800
Speaker 1: travel blogger. And she didn't sit there and go, well,

706
00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:25,520
Speaker 1: what could go wrong and maybe it's going to cost

707
00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:27,680
Speaker 1: too much, maybe it'll fail. She just went and did it.

708
00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:28,160
Speaker 9: Yeah.

709
00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:30,760
Speaker 2: Well, I would say it did take me a solid

710
00:32:30,840 --> 00:32:32,960
Speaker 2: year to get my website off of the ground, But yes,

711
00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:36,080
Speaker 2: I did eventually at one point because I was probably

712
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:37,560
Speaker 2: like bond in my head, like I.

713
00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:38,880
Speaker 8: Don't know anything about anything.

714
00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:40,920
Speaker 2: I don't know how to run a websitele And finally

715
00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:42,320
Speaker 2: I was like, Okay, if I don't do it, it's

716
00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:42,960
Speaker 2: ever gonna happen.

717
00:32:43,080 --> 00:32:43,280
Speaker 9: Yeah.

718
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:45,400
Speaker 1: I think so many times we think what could go wrong?

719
00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:48,480
Speaker 1: And I'm not ready yet and so and I'm not,

720
00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:51,400
Speaker 1: you know, insulting you. But I think that if you

721
00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:53,680
Speaker 1: want to go do stand up comedy, go to an

722
00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:56,840
Speaker 1: open mic night. Yeah do you Great, you have a tutor, Great,

723
00:32:56,880 --> 00:32:58,600
Speaker 1: you have a mentor, Great, you go to comedy classes.

724
00:32:59,200 --> 00:32:59,640
Speaker 9: F all that.

725
00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:01,840
Speaker 4: Stop preparing and go do it.

726
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,880
Speaker 1: Go find an open night mic at some dinky little

727
00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:08,080
Speaker 1: what's the bowling alley over in uh Bryant Lake Bowl.

728
00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:12,360
Speaker 1: I've seen some terrible open night mic open mic nights

729
00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:15,640
Speaker 1: over there. Yeah, it's like you want to crawl under

730
00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:18,360
Speaker 1: that little round table with the candle on it because

731
00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:19,080
Speaker 1: it's so bad.

732
00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:20,640
Speaker 4: Bailey's knows what I'm toping.

733
00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:23,000
Speaker 1: Bailey, I know what you're talking about, But but go

734
00:33:23,160 --> 00:33:25,240
Speaker 1: do it, because that's the only way you get better.

735
00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:26,040
Speaker 6: I say.

736
00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:29,360
Speaker 7: With that said, though, like the reason that you're going

737
00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:32,560
Speaker 7: to these open mic nights that are garbage is because

738
00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:35,280
Speaker 7: these people just decided. You know what I was told,

739
00:33:35,320 --> 00:33:37,360
Speaker 7: I was funny once in high school, I'm going to

740
00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:39,280
Speaker 7: go to an open mic night and it's going to

741
00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:42,600
Speaker 7: be terrible. What vont is doing is learning how to

742
00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:46,560
Speaker 7: form like stand up comedy so that it isn't terrible,

743
00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:49,040
Speaker 7: so that when he goes to open mic night, he'll

744
00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:50,760
Speaker 7: not crash and burn.

745
00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:51,280
Speaker 6: Thank you amaze.

746
00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:52,800
Speaker 1: There's nothing wrong with that if it makes it both.

747
00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:53,480
Speaker 1: I think that's true.

748
00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:55,240
Speaker 12: The stand up class that I'm going to that I

749
00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:57,640
Speaker 12: go to, it's every single Sunday. It's taught by somebody

750
00:33:57,680 --> 00:33:59,960
Speaker 12: that does stand up in and the outside of the cities.

751
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:02,320
Speaker 12: So yeah, some type of formal training. But yeah, there's

752
00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:05,320
Speaker 12: also a connotation just I guess a battle that I

753
00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:07,240
Speaker 12: fight with my own demons where I'm just like, Okay,

754
00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:09,680
Speaker 12: you're gonna get ready to do this, You're gonna get

755
00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:10,080
Speaker 12: ready to do this.

756
00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:11,360
Speaker 6: Oh I want to do this, but I just have

757
00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:12,600
Speaker 6: to get up and do it.

758
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:15,720
Speaker 1: I think if you talked to any stand up comedian,

759
00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:17,719
Speaker 1: whether you talk to you know, I'm trying to think

760
00:34:17,719 --> 00:34:19,759
Speaker 1: of somebody who's like, you know, like big right now,

761
00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:24,280
Speaker 1: intern say intern John, okayat example, Intern John does stand

762
00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:28,560
Speaker 1: up comedy, sold out shows. He used to work on

763
00:34:28,640 --> 00:34:31,400
Speaker 1: this show. You are his former joy you have, he

764
00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:33,400
Speaker 1: said in the same studio. Ye, And I'm sure if

765
00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:35,640
Speaker 1: you talk to him or anybody else, they've all bombed.

766
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:38,759
Speaker 1: They've all had a night where it's like, man, I

767
00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:43,239
Speaker 1: got stairs, I got silence, I went to my best

768
00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:45,800
Speaker 1: material and it didn't work, and so I ended my

769
00:34:45,920 --> 00:34:48,680
Speaker 1: set early. And I think that you're worried about bombing,

770
00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:51,040
Speaker 1: and it's like, yeah, you're gonna bomb You're gonna have

771
00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:53,000
Speaker 1: nights where you're bombed. And but that's whether you were

772
00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:56,560
Speaker 1: like a travel blogger, or that's whether you are a singer.

773
00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:58,480
Speaker 1: You know, people go, how can I get break into

774
00:34:58,520 --> 00:35:01,520
Speaker 1: the singing music business. I'm like, go sing everywhere, Go

775
00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:05,040
Speaker 1: sing at your church, go to your local little, tiny, minor,

776
00:35:05,160 --> 00:35:07,040
Speaker 1: minor league baseball game.

777
00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:09,759
Speaker 4: And offer to sing the national anthem. Yeah, just go

778
00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:10,560
Speaker 4: sing somewhere.

779
00:35:10,680 --> 00:35:11,399
Speaker 6: But what if you're bad.

780
00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:13,480
Speaker 1: Well that's the problem. What if I'm bad. I just

781
00:35:13,520 --> 00:35:15,200
Speaker 1: trying to give you another bit of advice. If you

782
00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:18,600
Speaker 1: learn after years of trying it that it's not working,

783
00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:22,000
Speaker 1: then maybe you're not very good. Example, I know a

784
00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:25,480
Speaker 1: guy who's almost my age. He's the sweetest guy ever.

785
00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:28,759
Speaker 1: He's always wanted to do stand up and he's never

786
00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:31,560
Speaker 1: been more than like open mic night or opening for

787
00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:35,600
Speaker 1: the opener, that's the opener. Yeah, and it's like, dude,

788
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:37,520
Speaker 1: you're just it's maybe just not for you.

789
00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:40,719
Speaker 6: Well, respect for trying at least respect for trying.

790
00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:42,600
Speaker 4: But also respect for noticing the signs when it's like

791
00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:43,160
Speaker 4: it's not for you.

792
00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:45,320
Speaker 8: I would say that you are in going in the

793
00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:46,239
Speaker 8: right direction though too.

794
00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:48,279
Speaker 2: I agree with everything that Dave is saying, But you

795
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:54,120
Speaker 2: have done a few random like amateur nights. Other been

796
00:35:54,239 --> 00:35:56,359
Speaker 2: like can we calm and you're like no, I don't

797
00:35:56,360 --> 00:35:57,000
Speaker 2: want anyone there.

798
00:35:57,160 --> 00:35:59,360
Speaker 6: That's something that gives you. Guys, youve gonna listen. My girlfriend,

799
00:35:59,360 --> 00:35:59,920
Speaker 6: I don't let her go.

800
00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:03,160
Speaker 12: Just I hate people watching me fail, but I guess

801
00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:05,640
Speaker 12: the only way to succeed is by failing a couple

802
00:36:05,680 --> 00:36:06,880
Speaker 12: of times. I don't know what I was listening to

803
00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:08,480
Speaker 12: on the ride in this morning, and somebody said that

804
00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:11,759
Speaker 12: if you something about if you don't do it, you'll fail,

805
00:36:11,840 --> 00:36:14,360
Speaker 12: or this text message right here, failure to prepare is

806
00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:17,920
Speaker 12: preparing to fail. A lot of people support me, supporting

807
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:19,920
Speaker 12: just everything in this conversation because I'm not upset at

808
00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:20,319
Speaker 12: you at all.

809
00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:22,759
Speaker 1: Okay, good even I'm gonna punch you really know, I

810
00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:25,200
Speaker 1: say it out of love because I look at you know,

811
00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:28,360
Speaker 1: like me, I was very fortunate to try something that

812
00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:31,200
Speaker 1: I wasn't ready for because I didn't know I wasn't

813
00:36:31,239 --> 00:36:32,920
Speaker 1: ready for it, and I went and did it and

814
00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:33,600
Speaker 1: it worked out.

815
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:36,080
Speaker 6: I'll look at you. Somebody texted said, do it Vaughan.

816
00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:37,680
Speaker 6: I met you once. You have the personality for it.

817
00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:38,840
Speaker 6: Thank you. I appreciate that.

818
00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:41,040
Speaker 12: And there's a lot of texts about open mic nights.

819
00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:42,680
Speaker 12: There's one called ACME that I know a lot of

820
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:45,920
Speaker 12: I know a lot of stand up people that do

821
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:47,680
Speaker 12: stand up in the cities do every Tuesday.

822
00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:50,560
Speaker 6: This one every Thursday night. That's tonight at Sisyphis Brewing

823
00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:53,440
Speaker 6: Brian Lake Bowl. That happened. They have an opening mic

824
00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:54,400
Speaker 6: every single Monday.

825
00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:56,239
Speaker 8: Acme's kind of big, isn't it.

826
00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:58,600
Speaker 6: I think acme's for more established comedians.

827
00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:01,440
Speaker 1: That's like a legit yeah yeah, where they don't have

828
00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:03,759
Speaker 1: to roll the things that like, you know, there's something

829
00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:05,320
Speaker 1: in the stage they have to roll. They have the

830
00:37:05,719 --> 00:37:08,239
Speaker 1: bags tournament on stage. They got to roll the bags

831
00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:11,120
Speaker 1: tournament on stage to the stand up. So all right there, von,

832
00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:13,200
Speaker 1: I'm glad You'm glad you took that well, Vaughan.

833
00:37:13,239 --> 00:37:14,560
Speaker 8: Do you feel like you can breathe now?

834
00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:18,080
Speaker 6: No, I really was over here craf bricks.

835
00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:18,359
Speaker 3: Yeah.

836
00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:20,719
Speaker 1: I would never I don't have I would never give

837
00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:22,440
Speaker 1: you anything that would hurt your feelings.

838
00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:24,160
Speaker 6: No, I don't know even if it did hurt my

839
00:37:24,239 --> 00:37:26,680
Speaker 6: feelings though, I mean, how do you grow by taking criticism?

840
00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:29,480
Speaker 6: And so even if not a criticism advice.

841
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:31,239
Speaker 4: It's just like advice. Yeah, like you know a lot

842
00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:31,600
Speaker 4: of things.

843
00:37:31,719 --> 00:37:33,359
Speaker 1: I think one of the things about you know, being

844
00:37:33,520 --> 00:37:35,000
Speaker 1: you know at this point in my life is like

845
00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:37,440
Speaker 1: you want other people to learn from the things that

846
00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:40,680
Speaker 1: you've learned from without having to learn through them themselves,

847
00:37:40,719 --> 00:37:44,279
Speaker 1: because you know, experience is a great teacher. It's just

848
00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:46,520
Speaker 1: a painful teacher. Yeah, oh true.

849
00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:48,680
Speaker 2: And I also think like the passions that you have

850
00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:52,480
Speaker 2: in life, the people that surround you help you push

851
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:55,040
Speaker 2: toward those passions more. I think being on this show

852
00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:58,520
Speaker 2: over the years has really helped me like dive into

853
00:37:58,640 --> 00:38:01,879
Speaker 2: things much more than I probably would have in other situations.

854
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:04,600
Speaker 2: So I feel like it's kind of almost a we're

855
00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:07,880
Speaker 2: holding you accountable and it's good because it's like the

856
00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:10,640
Speaker 2: people you surround yourself with that kind of defines your

857
00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:11,720
Speaker 2: success a lot of times.

858
00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:13,440
Speaker 8: So to have someone like.

859
00:38:13,520 --> 00:38:17,040
Speaker 2: Dave, maybe you don't love hearing a criticism or something

860
00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:19,640
Speaker 2: that makes you feel uncomfortable, but now you have it

861
00:38:19,719 --> 00:38:21,080
Speaker 2: in the back of your head and now you're going

862
00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:21,760
Speaker 2: to think about.

863
00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:22,640
Speaker 8: It more and you're going to do it more.

864
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:25,160
Speaker 6: So Yeah, thank you.

865
00:38:25,239 --> 00:38:25,479
Speaker 9: Bailey.

866
00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:26,680
Speaker 8: Still needs to do a tattooo.

867
00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:30,640
Speaker 6: We're holding people accountable, okay, Bailey, Yes, I know, Okay.

868
00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:32,560
Speaker 7: The reason I haven't done one yet is because I've

869
00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:34,280
Speaker 7: been very busy volunteering.

870
00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:35,960
Speaker 8: This week is just really.

871
00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:38,759
Speaker 6: Packed with volunteering, and it's really hard right now.

872
00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:40,879
Speaker 12: Remember the last time you were in studio and Dave

873
00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:42,680
Speaker 12: Bailey said, if you get me to whatever many things,

874
00:38:43,440 --> 00:38:44,359
Speaker 12: I'll do a tattoo tour.

875
00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:45,359
Speaker 6: Here we are a week later.

876
00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:47,800
Speaker 7: I haven't done it yet, but I've just been busy

877
00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:51,440
Speaker 7: volunteering quick. It's I literally get home and then I

878
00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:53,480
Speaker 7: have to take a shower, and then I go and

879
00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:54,680
Speaker 7: volunteer until.

880
00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:56,359
Speaker 6: I come home at night, and then I go to bed.

881
00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:57,640
Speaker 6: That's preparing and start.

882
00:38:58,840 --> 00:39:03,400
Speaker 1: I know she protesting for gay whales. Yeah, I appreciate

883
00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:04,120
Speaker 1: that so much.

884
00:39:04,239 --> 00:39:08,040
Speaker 5: They're underrepresented all the rights that all the other whales have.

885
00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:11,240
Speaker 4: Absolutely correct, Yes, and the nuns appreciate you too.

886
00:39:11,239 --> 00:39:13,319
Speaker 6: I know, and they deserve all the rights that all

887
00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:14,040
Speaker 6: the other nuns have.

888
00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:20,360
Speaker 4: Which other nuns Yeah, none, oh Bailey.

889
00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:23,279
Speaker 1: All right, so there it is. But let's move on.

890
00:39:23,520 --> 00:39:25,440
Speaker 1: We got other stets to talk about. On Katie,