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Speaker 2: All right, Hey, what's going on?

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Speaker 6: Gang?

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Speaker 7: Good afternoon? Hi there, Greetings and sal mutations.

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Speaker 2: From us to you. What's good?

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Speaker 7: My name is Alan Cox, Thanks very much for being here.

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Speaker 7: Rob Anthony is right there too.

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Speaker 2: What's up?

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Speaker 3: Man?

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Speaker 7: Jess is back in studio g hi, and we would

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Speaker 7: love to have you along in whatever capacity you think

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Speaker 7: is appropriate, whatever capacity is comfortable for you, In whatever

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Speaker 7: capacity is i'd say additive, Rob not not subtracting from

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Speaker 7: Don't worry about it. Well, we'll handle that. Two one

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Speaker 7: me a text there. I respond to some of them,

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Speaker 7: not all of them. And if you listen on the

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Speaker 7: iHeartRadio app, you can drop us little talkback messages there

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Speaker 7: as well. Someone already complaining Rob that my lead in

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Speaker 7: was bon Jovi.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I got the same thing on the chat here.

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Speaker 7: There are people who will You have to wonder if

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Speaker 7: there are people for whom there might be that random

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Speaker 7: or maybe they might be going better than they normally would,

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Speaker 7: and you know, nature abhorrors a vacuum, and maybe these

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Speaker 6: Now.

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Speaker 7: Of course, you say, you said, well, Alan, you do

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Speaker 7: that all the time. Yeah, but I get paid for it.

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Speaker 7: But listen, you got to live your own life, You

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Speaker 7: got to run your own speed. And you ever have

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Speaker 7: one of those days Rob, where things are just going

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Speaker 7: too well. Nope, no, yeah, no, norma I might have

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Speaker 7: for instance, right, I'll give you my first complaint, and

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Speaker 7: I have a terrible headache.

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Speaker 2: Rob right now. Yeah, I don't know. Why have you

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Speaker 7: A little bit of cocaine, Rob, but I don't know

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Speaker 7: what that has to do without anything. No, No, I

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Speaker 2: Thinking you don't have a brain tumor, Siry.

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Speaker 7: Tell that to all the people who didn't think they

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Speaker 2: We take one of those Excedrin pills out there in

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Speaker 2: then take the Exceedron that's in your bag, and if

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Speaker 7: don't have a brain tumor. You've been watching The Pit, right, have?

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Speaker 7: Okay, Well I finally started the second season of The Pit.

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Speaker 7: Anyway, there's the one episode where the guy comes in

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Speaker 7: No, that's like a very kind of quietly said part

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Speaker 7: And so when she's talking to the doctor, she quietly

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Speaker 7: And now that's the one thing you don't have to

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Speaker 2: Now he's still a dick. It's just the brain tumor. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: This morning, So I drop my daughter off in school

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Speaker 7: The afore mentioned brain tumor, or there are invisible children

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Speaker 7: Oh, that's the only that is the only that is

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Speaker 7: She's brand new and wants to make sure she shoudn't

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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, nothing like that. You were watching the sixth

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Speaker 7: Gine box of fruit roll ups in my car. I

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Speaker 7: I don't eat them flat. I unwrapped them and I

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Speaker 2: But I just squeeze them back up and eat them wrong.

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Speaker 7: When they put the shape in them called fruit roll up,

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Speaker 7: not fruit crape fruit unrolled. Yeah, it's I think they

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Speaker 2: I didn't like that.

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Speaker 1: The Erling car.

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Speaker 3: Show on one. It might have been just a voiceman.

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Speaker 6: He's a man of a thousand voices voiceman, none of

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Speaker 2: But he never took a performance for record one seven

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Speaker 2: w mms. How about those Cavalier's boy they are they

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Speaker 2: were reinforcing what a not great team?

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Speaker 7: The Washington Wizards are one thirty eight to one thirteen. Yeah,

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Speaker 7: there's simply no way to know what that point differential is,

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Speaker 7: but there it is. That is a sizable a what

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Speaker 7: do they call that?

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Speaker 2: Rob? A definitive win right, also showing their strength as

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Speaker 2: contenders in the East two. Man, that hardened pickup is

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Speaker 7: Deal, James Harden, These dudes look good together. Man, Sam

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Speaker 7: Merrill scores thirty two. He went off in the first half.

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Speaker 7: He was just it was lights out.

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Speaker 7: James Harden's home debut as a Cavalier last night at

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they were handing about those beards. I want one

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Speaker 2: of those. Oh I didn't see that. Yeah, it's funny.

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Speaker 2: Where do you get all the hair? Rob, don't ask.

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Speaker 2: That is not for us to know.

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Speaker 7: Frankly, I don't want to know how the Suzige is made.

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Speaker 7: my non disclosure agreement, Rob Anyway. One thirty eight one

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Speaker 7: That's the wild thing about basketball. You know, you don't

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Speaker 2: There's no game tonight. Oh yeah, I'm a day ahead.

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Speaker 2: Next Thursday? The break break?

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Speaker 7: Because we were talking about it, I'm like, that can't

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Speaker 7: Stop saying I talk about how I'm not good at math.

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Speaker 7: Rob dates are a form of math, all right?

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Speaker 2: One week from tonight?

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Speaker 2: Because of the All Star break?

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Speaker 7: Okay, So is James Harden an All Star? So what

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Speaker 7: of doesn't look like he is for this season, all right,

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Speaker 7: So he wasn't even selected as an All Star.

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Speaker 2: Wait the Clippers. Harden was selected as a twenty twenty

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Speaker 7: I don't know what that means for his status. Yeah,

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Speaker 7: the status of his flatus. Rob erect will be farting

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Speaker 7: very much, all right. Anyway, next Thursday, it's gonna be

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Speaker 7: But who cares. That's a week away, Rob, right week away.

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Speaker 7: of a massive victory last night, one thirty eight to

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Speaker 2: Over on the calves, which happens. Man, they have fourteen wins, right,

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Speaker 2: it's what I mean, you have fourteen teams. Boy, I'll

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Speaker 2: tell you what, Rob, You mentioned it, and I go

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Speaker 2: past it every day. But this morning, for what, I

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Speaker 2: don't know why, I wasn't paying attention until now. Fifty

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Speaker 2: days until opening day for your Cleveland Guardians can't come

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Speaker 7: The banner has been up there at the corner of

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Speaker 7: days until opening Now, that's until opening baseball opening day, right,

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Speaker 7: not the home opener, correct, until baseball, No, that's the

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Speaker 7: because it says until opening day.

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Speaker 2: That's I think that's here, isn't it. No, they're on

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Speaker 2: I think, Oh I thought it was I thought I thought.

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Speaker 7: It was till baseball opening day.

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Speaker 7: I either way, who cares? Well, let's find out we

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Speaker 7: could do some easy math, I think, Guardians. All right,

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Speaker 7: Hang on, that's March twenty sixth. So is that fifty

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Speaker 2: Boy, Jess, I don't know math? All right? So's it's

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Speaker 2: the twelfth, right, it's those sixteen days left in this month? Right? Huh?

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Speaker 7: So April the third is fifty days from today, it

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Speaker 7: I mean that obviously makes it more irrelevant to Cleveland

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Speaker 2: April third against the Chicago Cubs. So sixteen days? How

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Speaker 7: Thirty two days in March, yes, thank you, Jess. Thirty

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Speaker 7: one days in March. I mean, I'm not good at

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Speaker 3: Why what?

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Speaker 2: Why don't you just subtract subtracting minus never mind minus

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Speaker 2: how many days are left? I guess that wouldn't work.

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Speaker 2: my goodness, this is all that's our I already did it.

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Speaker 2: I just came up with fifty. So it's the ballpark

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Speaker 7: Until baseball, like the season open opening day or here

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Speaker 7: So it's fifty days until the home opener. Okay, so

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Speaker 2: Correct? Okay?

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Speaker 7: Five zero to our to our gotcha opening day in

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Speaker 2: Okay, again, this is my question. Now we know.

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Speaker 7: I'm I should have known this my entire adult life.

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Speaker 7: I know the answer.

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Speaker 2: It just isn't with me in that moment. And you're

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Speaker 2: the home openers April third, and not March thirty second.

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Speaker 7: April the third. It's a Friday, Rob, right, Friday April

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Speaker 7: the third. March thirty second would be April first. We

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Speaker 7: I will yep, we were. We were there March thirty

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Speaker 2: Yeah. You know time flaes Rob, hard to tell, what's there?

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Speaker 2: So much fun?

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Speaker 7: So yeah, the banner's a right up there, and it

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Speaker 2: Somebody said it's already been snowed out.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, right, lousy smarch weather ah Alan, I love that

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Speaker 7: Jess is transitioning into pound cake two point zero.

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Speaker 2: Listen.

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Speaker 7: I tried to fight it, but I am pissing in

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Speaker 7: I'm just saying that we all talk on this program occasionally,

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Speaker 7: We're learning together. We are learning, yes, and Rob. Her

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Speaker 7: When she was taught, we were talking about how many

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Speaker 7: be talking about something. We'll be like, you know, I'll

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Speaker 7: There'll be a couple instances where I'll be talking about

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Speaker 7: I like peanut butter.

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Speaker 2: Right, Okay, well that's fine too. Right, That's a perfect

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Speaker 2: That's right. This is a Ess level event. Yeah.

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Speaker 7: I have a feeling we're probably gonna be setting that

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Speaker 2: Ro. That's gonna come out every once in a while.

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Speaker 2: That's gonna come out every once in a while, right there,

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Speaker 2: for the thirty second of March Alan, Why didn't it

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Speaker 2: a ghost? That's what I said. Did you say that?

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Speaker 2: I said, you have you're watching the sixth sense unfold? Oh,

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Speaker 2: I didn't know that you meant she was a ghost.

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Speaker 2: I thought you meant that she saw the ghost. She's

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Speaker 2: How do you know that you may have? Today You're

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Speaker 2: sitting there, everybody's like blowing the horn at you move, buddy.

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Speaker 2: You're watching some imaginary crossbow?

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Speaker 1: All right?

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Speaker 2: Oh they weren't. There was nobody behind me. You imagine

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Speaker 3: Are you?

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Speaker 2: Moron?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 2: This is another check mark in the pros call for

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Speaker 7: This is what I'm saying. Oh, man, I just pull

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Speaker 2: Is that headache gone? No, it's not gone.

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Speaker 7: I got a problem, and I rob I bought the

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Speaker 7: special et cetera and fruit roll ups. I don't know

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Speaker 2: You know, maybe that's part of your headache. How many

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Speaker 7: roll ups, and it was like on a weekend or something,

441
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Speaker 7: and my sweet tooth was just raging. And I've really

442
00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:55,040
Speaker 7: tried to stay away from that kind of stuff, so

443
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Speaker 7: I don't have things like that around.

444
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Speaker 2: And I was like, boy, and so I ate one

445
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Speaker 2: of those mini fruit roll ups. I was right back

446
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Speaker 2: into it. Oh so good.

447
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,119
Speaker 7: I just put it directly into my veins. I was like,

448
00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:07,000
Speaker 7: oh my god, I've been sticking with the dark chocolate lately.

449
00:22:07,119 --> 00:22:12,639
Speaker 7: That's been my uh what of cacaw? Yeah, that is

450
00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:14,680
Speaker 7: a good Hey, listen, they tell you that's sure, that's

451
00:22:14,680 --> 00:22:15,240
Speaker 7: a good question.

452
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Speaker 2: I haven't looked what percent of cocw ro.

453
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Speaker 7: I didn't look, oh all right, because it says, you know,

454
00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:27,720
Speaker 7: if you get some, they're like, oh, dark bitter chocolate

455
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Speaker 7: is good for you.

456
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Speaker 2: It's got all the polyphene als in it. That's what

457
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Speaker 2: I and I feel like I'm having like a cheat

458
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Speaker 2: because I eat pretty healthy all the time. So I

459
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Speaker 2: feel like if I'm if I'm eating dark chocolate, I'm cheating,

460
00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:42,960
Speaker 2: but not totally. Uh huh. You know today we talked

461
00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:46,480
Speaker 2: about hot dogs yesterday on the show. Yeah, so I

462
00:22:46,560 --> 00:22:48,639
Speaker 2: wanted a hot dog, and I'm like, hey, you know what,

463
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Speaker 2: I'm gonna walk across the street before the show. I

464
00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:52,280
Speaker 2: got here early. I have a hot dog.

465
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Speaker 7: Hey, listen, you know I'm on record. You know my

466
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Speaker 7: thoughts on dark chocolate. Yeah, I think milk chocolate is

467
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Speaker 7: for children.

468
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Speaker 2: Yes, I'm with you. I I like, I prefer dark chocolate.

469
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Speaker 2: But I went to walk over to get the hot dog,

470
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Speaker 2: and I couldn't do it. I kept walking and went

471
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Speaker 2: down to the place they went to serve you one. No,

472
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Speaker 2: I couldn't make myself eat the hot dog. I was like,

473
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Speaker 2: because I wanted to eat healthy. I decided just walked

474
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Speaker 2: right by shake Shack and went right to that balance

475
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Speaker 2: place and got a bowl with chicken and vegetables. That's it.

476
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Speaker 2: I want him so bad as to what the hot

477
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Speaker 2: dog guy on the sidewalk, No, no, no, I was

478
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Speaker 2: just walking across the street to shake Shack shakes. The

479
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Speaker 2: best hot dogs are the guy that sells him on

480
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Speaker 2: the sidewalk.

481
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Speaker 7: I never have cash, and I'm not. I hope you walking.

482
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Speaker 7: I hope you mean the cart is on the sidewalk.

483
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Speaker 7: He's not serving the hot dogs.

484
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Speaker 2: From a random hobo pocket full of hot dogs. Yeah, sir,

485
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Speaker 2: I don't think that should have mustard on it. Yeah,

486
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Speaker 2: and why is it hanging out of your pants? I

487
00:24:10,119 --> 00:24:16,320
Speaker 2: was reading about a bar in Philadelphia that has seen

488
00:24:16,359 --> 00:24:19,000
Speaker 2: a surge in fake IDs. You know, you read all

489
00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:23,960
Speaker 2: these articles about how gen zers aren't drinking that much,

490
00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:27,400
Speaker 2: they're not partying, they're not having sex, and people will

491
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Speaker 2: chalk it up to like, you know, oh, they're so

492
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Speaker 2: socially anxious, and gen Zers be like, no, we can't

493
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Speaker 2: afford it, bro Is. We've been trying to tell you

494
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Speaker 2: the whole time. It's got nothing to do with that.

495
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Speaker 2: But this woman in Philly is like, yeah, we really

496
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Speaker 2: had to. We're banning everyone under twenty.

497
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Speaker 7: Five because they got a fake ID that had Benjamin

498
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Speaker 7: Franklin's picture on it. That's what just over the I guess.

499
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Speaker 7: So she's like, we're trying to keep our business open.

500
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:58,479
Speaker 7: Here she's blaming Chad GPT and TikTok for a surge

501
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Speaker 7: in fake IDs, and she's had enough.

502
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Speaker 2: That's the day that we're like, we're done. You have

503
00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:07,640
Speaker 2: to preserve the bar. I have to preserve my license.

504
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:10,520
Speaker 2: They don't know how to drink. They drink way too much.

505
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Speaker 11: They throw up on the floor, They yell, they scream.

506
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Speaker 7: They don't know how to drink. They throw up on

507
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Speaker 7: the floor. I mean that's part of owning a bar, yes,

508
00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:23,520
Speaker 7: is that people are gonna throw up. And you know,

509
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Speaker 7: I mean, rob good thing Philly's not at college time. Nevertheless,

510
00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:30,160
Speaker 7: you know, you got these kids walking around and they

511
00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:35,680
Speaker 7: are raising the entry age to this bar to twenty five.

512
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Speaker 7: I'm sure that'll go great.

513
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Speaker 2: I mean it may.

514
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Speaker 7: Honestly, in a city like that, it may. The barer

515
00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:45,360
Speaker 7: is called dirty francs. What did you expect?

516
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Speaker 2: But if people know that they can kind of filter

517
00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:51,479
Speaker 2: out some of the bs. Yeah, you got a good

518
00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:54,119
Speaker 2: chance of having people go like I would probably go

519
00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:57,959
Speaker 2: to a place that said the age limits thirty twenty eight.

520
00:25:58,200 --> 00:26:01,600
Speaker 7: I would rather go to a bar where the dummy

521
00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:04,200
Speaker 7: is letting in somebody with a fake ID that has

522
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Speaker 7: Benjamin Franklin's.

523
00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:08,400
Speaker 2: Photo on it. Yeah, this looks good.

524
00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:08,840
Speaker 1: Yeah.

525
00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:11,920
Speaker 2: I think the address on it was the Liberty Bell

526
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:15,479
Speaker 2: or the Liberty Bell is exactly what it was. That's correct,

527
00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:21,679
Speaker 2: It said one Liberty Bell. Hang on a minute, let

528
00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:24,960
Speaker 2: me look at it. Did you get a haircut? Put

529
00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:28,520
Speaker 2: on those round glasses for a second here, that's.

530
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Speaker 7: Not He thought he was getting a bribe. He thought

531
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Speaker 7: they were slipping him a one hundred dollars bill. That's

532
00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:35,160
Speaker 7: just my ID. Now see I never had a fake ID.

533
00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:38,440
Speaker 7: Both of my older kids had fake id's had obvious reasons.

534
00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:43,560
Speaker 7: Of course you did. But well you're newly sober, right,

535
00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:46,119
Speaker 7: I mean before you were? Yeah, of course that tracks.

536
00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:49,120
Speaker 7: Now where were you from? Was it just the age?

537
00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:50,919
Speaker 2: Some people they go full till boogie.

538
00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:54,400
Speaker 7: They're from somewhere in Arizona and they're you know, you're

539
00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:55,880
Speaker 7: they're mclovin and from Hawaii.

540
00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:57,520
Speaker 3: Were you was?

541
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Speaker 2: It just your age that was different. It had picture

542
00:27:00,560 --> 00:27:02,840
Speaker 2: on it, well, your picture, but did they have like

543
00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:03,960
Speaker 2: a fake name where you were from?

544
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:04,360
Speaker 1: Was fake?

545
00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:07,720
Speaker 12: No, my name was real and then the address was

546
00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:09,960
Speaker 12: somebody I hated in elementary school.

547
00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:11,440
Speaker 2: Wow, you hold a grudge?

548
00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:11,680
Speaker 1: Yep.

549
00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:15,920
Speaker 7: Yeah, especially since you and there's four girls in the

550
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:19,760
Speaker 7: Hutchinson clan. Each one of you has a twin, although

551
00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:22,480
Speaker 7: not identical. You said, right, fraternal Yeah, okay, so you

552
00:27:22,520 --> 00:27:24,240
Speaker 7: wouldn't be jamming up your sister by doing that.

553
00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:24,520
Speaker 1: No.

554
00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:29,680
Speaker 7: Jody Schweitzer is the co owner of Dirty Franks. They're

555
00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:34,359
Speaker 7: in Philly, and she shows a photo of the person

556
00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:36,160
Speaker 7: who tried to get in with Ben Franklin.

557
00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:39,960
Speaker 13: It over an iconic Center City bar is upping it's

558
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:42,920
Speaker 13: age limit. It comes after people try to use fake

559
00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:43,639
Speaker 13: IDs like.

560
00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:47,160
Speaker 2: This, like that had to have been a joke, of course.

561
00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:49,680
Speaker 2: It was like we we'll never get in with this,

562
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:52,640
Speaker 2: and the stupid bouncers like, yeah, it's fine. I okay, Yeah,

563
00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:55,760
Speaker 2: I can't believe that. I mean, on the thing, the

564
00:27:55,880 --> 00:27:57,600
Speaker 2: name is Fake's DMV.

565
00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:02,640
Speaker 7: That's the name on it. But I liked that they're

566
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:06,200
Speaker 7: still an organ downer rob. I think fake Ben Franklin

567
00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:07,119
Speaker 7: still in organ.

568
00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:11,159
Speaker 13: Fake ideas like this one showing Benjamin Franklin Actionly, reporter

569
00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:14,480
Speaker 13: Leland Pender spoke to the owner of Dirty Frank's about

570
00:28:14,520 --> 00:28:15,560
Speaker 13: the new restrictions.

571
00:28:16,359 --> 00:28:18,000
Speaker 14: One of the co owners at the bar tells me

572
00:28:18,119 --> 00:28:20,840
Speaker 14: she thinks social media played a role in an influx

573
00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:23,480
Speaker 14: of what seemed like college age kids at the bar,

574
00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:27,119
Speaker 14: and that made staff more vigilant. But after a twenty

575
00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:30,520
Speaker 14: four year old founding father drived it in, she knew

576
00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:34,920
Speaker 14: she had to make some changes, if even temporarily. This

577
00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:38,800
Speaker 14: was the last straw for Dirty Frank's co owner Jodie's Sweitzer,

578
00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:41,960
Speaker 14: a Pennsylvania i d featuring of Ben Franklin.

579
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,720
Speaker 7: Well her, this woman has novelty ring. The owner of

580
00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:46,600
Speaker 7: the bar is novelty rings on her hand that are

581
00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:48,200
Speaker 7: the tops of beer cans.

582
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:49,600
Speaker 2: Right, Okay.

583
00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:52,840
Speaker 14: He was apparently twenty four years old and his address

584
00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:55,000
Speaker 14: was the Liberty Bell. And that's the day that we

585
00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:57,080
Speaker 14: were like, we're done as of two weeks ago. You

586
00:28:57,200 --> 00:28:59,000
Speaker 14: have to be twenty five and up to get into

587
00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:00,520
Speaker 14: the bar at least for now.

588
00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:04,120
Speaker 7: Wouldn't you just reset your Benjamin Franklin ID to make

589
00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:05,280
Speaker 7: him thirty years old?

590
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:07,239
Speaker 8: Right?

591
00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:09,200
Speaker 7: The same dumb bouncer is going to let you in.

592
00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:12,440
Speaker 7: Clearly he's just looking at the year that you were born.

593
00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:13,960
Speaker 7: He's not looking at the photo. I bet you he

594
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:15,880
Speaker 7: didn't look at anything at all. He probably just took

595
00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:18,360
Speaker 7: the ID, ran it under the blue light to see

596
00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:21,080
Speaker 7: if it did the little shimmery thing, and let people in.

597
00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:23,520
Speaker 7: He probably don't look at all. Hilarious that guy got

598
00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:26,800
Speaker 7: a new ID now thirty yeah, right, yeah, same thing,

599
00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:30,000
Speaker 7: same exact thing. What hurts the fake DMV on it?

600
00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:30,320
Speaker 1: Yeah?

601
00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:32,840
Speaker 2: I think what hurts the most is that twenty four

602
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:39,560
Speaker 2: is two thousand and one, right two? I know that

603
00:29:39,880 --> 00:29:40,840
Speaker 2: just makes you feel old.

604
00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:48,040
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, so yeah, this bar is she's like, you know,

605
00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:49,720
Speaker 7: I played you the thing. I have to preserve my

606
00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:53,080
Speaker 7: license now, rob Let's not let this go to waste.

607
00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:56,760
Speaker 7: I certainly hope that somebody, possibly us, we can find

608
00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:59,680
Speaker 7: the time start working on a script for a film

609
00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:04,800
Speaker 7: called Young Benjamin Franklin or it's just him running around. Remember, people,

610
00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:08,640
Speaker 7: you know, take their liberties with history, yep. For people

611
00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:11,719
Speaker 7: who know it or care, you know, there was Abraham Lincoln,

612
00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:16,480
Speaker 7: vampire hunter, right, and pride and prejudice and zombies that

613
00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:21,080
Speaker 7: kind of stuff. Young Benjamin Franklin. He's just kicking around

614
00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:24,720
Speaker 7: Philly having fun, trying to get into bars.

615
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:29,760
Speaker 2: Ben Franklin, lacrossebro. There you go, there's something there.

616
00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:30,560
Speaker 3: You know.

617
00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:34,360
Speaker 2: He's like, someday, after the birth of this nation, I

618
00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:41,400
Speaker 2: aspire to open a chain of convenience stores. Ah hey,

619
00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:44,680
Speaker 2: this says you were born in seventeen oh six. You

620
00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:47,720
Speaker 2: don't look old enough. That's me on the one hundred

621
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:52,320
Speaker 2: dollar bill. So that place for our Philly bureau chiefs.

622
00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:59,000
Speaker 2: Make sure you're north of twenty five and or Benjamin Franklin.

623
00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:01,360
Speaker 2: I think it's only good to dirty Franks. I think

624
00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:03,320
Speaker 2: it's all a publicity thing. I think they're doing it

625
00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:06,840
Speaker 2: to get a story on TV that they are isolating

626
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:09,560
Speaker 2: or kicking out the crap young end of the crowd,

627
00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:12,000
Speaker 2: and they just got free press to do it. They

628
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:14,560
Speaker 2: just told everybody in that neighborhood on the news that

629
00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:17,280
Speaker 2: they're only letting people in starting at twenty five years old.

630
00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:19,120
Speaker 2: So anybody that doesn't want to deal with the riff

631
00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:21,560
Speaker 2: raff and the crap now knows for free because someone

632
00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:26,160
Speaker 2: handed off a Ben Franklin, I d gotcha guaranteed. It's brilliant.

633
00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:28,760
Speaker 7: A lot of people texting pointing out that dirty franks

634
00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:31,840
Speaker 7: are what Jess was buying off the sidewalk the other day.

635
00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:39,480
Speaker 2: The Allen Cox SHOWMMS.

636
00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:40,320
Speaker 3: Call the Allen Cox Show, cops, Cops.

637
00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:44,000
Speaker 6: Is that what then? X yes two seven one double

638
00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:47,040
Speaker 6: O seven or one three four eight one double O seven.

639
00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:13,800
Speaker 2: Can you imagine if Sammy Hagar came through the summer

640
00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:17,960
Speaker 2: to play Blossom and didn't do summer nights. He's like

641
00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:23,600
Speaker 2: that running on a strict anti no summer nights platform.

642
00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:29,640
Speaker 7: This is live from the New Haven Veterans Memorial Colisseum

643
00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:33,280
Speaker 7: in nineteen eighty six. In there on that fifty one

644
00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:36,920
Speaker 7: fifty tour. Did you see? They're dropping an expanded edition

645
00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:40,440
Speaker 7: of fifty one to fifty no for Van Hagar fans.

646
00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:43,200
Speaker 7: That was their first trip out the gate. It's going

647
00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:46,240
Speaker 7: to drop on March the twenty seventh. That's got remastered

648
00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:51,120
Speaker 7: versions of the original album and then it's got twenty

649
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:55,360
Speaker 7: extra tracks. It's got some remasters, it's got a lot

650
00:32:55,400 --> 00:33:01,120
Speaker 7: of live versions, it's got Sammy solo. I can't drive

651
00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:01,920
Speaker 7: fifty five.

652
00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:05,960
Speaker 2: It's you know, but is there anything like unreleased stuff

653
00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:07,440
Speaker 2: or is it just like alternate takes?

654
00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:09,880
Speaker 7: It doesn't look like there are new tracks no that

655
00:33:10,040 --> 00:33:12,640
Speaker 7: they do. I think they do a version of Rock

656
00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:16,880
Speaker 7: and Roll by led Zeppelin. Okay, uh, they do wild

657
00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:20,880
Speaker 7: Thing now. I assume not the Tone Logo version. I

658
00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:25,120
Speaker 7: assume the Trogs version. They do some David Lee Roth

659
00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:30,400
Speaker 7: stuff in there. There's only one way to rock, so

660
00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:32,320
Speaker 7: a little bit of everything. But you know, Sammy Hagar,

661
00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:34,440
Speaker 7: his tour this summer is called the Best of All

662
00:33:34,560 --> 00:33:37,480
Speaker 7: Worlds and it's him, and it's Michael Anthony Kenny Arnoff

663
00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:40,680
Speaker 7: behind the drums and Joe Satriani and so it's probably

664
00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:42,440
Speaker 7: going to be a lot of like that where he

665
00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:46,760
Speaker 7: can just pull from everything he wants to do. And

666
00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:50,800
Speaker 7: I wonder if there's anybody going to that show who's

667
00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:53,640
Speaker 7: like yelling out for just chicken Foot songs.

668
00:33:54,760 --> 00:33:57,480
Speaker 2: I guarantee you there is, man, you know, like there's

669
00:33:57,520 --> 00:33:58,560
Speaker 2: an ass for every seat.

670
00:33:58,760 --> 00:34:02,600
Speaker 7: I know, Sammy Hagar and Rick Springfield, we gave away

671
00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:04,400
Speaker 7: tickets a couple of weeks ago. Probably get some more

672
00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:08,560
Speaker 7: away before the show. It is Saturday night, June the twentieth.

673
00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:10,239
Speaker 2: Definitely be at that one.

674
00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:13,759
Speaker 7: Yeah, that'd be good, right, Yeah, the twentieth, that's the

675
00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:15,040
Speaker 7: weekend before my birthday.

676
00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:19,080
Speaker 2: Rob, I don't always say that it's very rare that

677
00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:21,799
Speaker 2: I will fight crowds to go see a show because

678
00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:23,880
Speaker 2: I've seen so much and I'm just kind of jaded

679
00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:26,440
Speaker 2: by it all at this point. But that's one I

680
00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:27,080
Speaker 2: will not miss.

681
00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:29,560
Speaker 7: You don't mean fight crowds at the show. You mean

682
00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:31,920
Speaker 7: no fisticu from gotcha?

683
00:34:32,160 --> 00:34:33,360
Speaker 1: Right like?

684
00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:36,040
Speaker 7: Kind of with all the traffic and everything is what

685
00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:39,200
Speaker 7: you're talking about, correct, The elevated level of effort that

686
00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:42,360
Speaker 7: goes into it. Yes, yeah, Now that is June teenth,

687
00:34:42,640 --> 00:34:44,960
Speaker 7: and I may be at home quietly celebrating that on

688
00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:47,759
Speaker 7: my own, but more than likely, Rob, I will be

689
00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:50,359
Speaker 7: there with you at that Sammy Hagar show. But if

690
00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:52,640
Speaker 7: you're a van Halen fan, and Lord knows we are,

691
00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:56,439
Speaker 7: they are dropping an expanded version of fifty one point

692
00:34:56,440 --> 00:35:01,680
Speaker 7: fifty on March the twenty seventh, and that was you know,

693
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:04,520
Speaker 7: if you know you're van Halen lore. That was the

694
00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:08,320
Speaker 7: first one post David Lee Roth. First one was Sammy Hagar.

695
00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:13,800
Speaker 7: They went fully into keyboards and synth and it was

696
00:35:13,960 --> 00:35:18,759
Speaker 7: easily the glossiest of the Van Halen albums up to

697
00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:19,279
Speaker 7: that point.

698
00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:25,840
Speaker 2: Hello, babe, yep, welcome to the Sammy Hagar era of

699
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:27,120
Speaker 2: Van Halen with two.

700
00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:33,000
Speaker 7: Words, well, and it was you know van Halen. I

701
00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:35,680
Speaker 7: mean it began for Alex van Halen. It started on

702
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:39,400
Speaker 7: nineteen eighty four where his entire drum kit was basically

703
00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:42,360
Speaker 7: e drum pads. Yeah, he was playing those old Simmons

704
00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:47,399
Speaker 7: electronic drum pads, so all the fills on nineteen eighty

705
00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:50,640
Speaker 7: four and fifty one fifty there were those like you

706
00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:52,440
Speaker 7: know what I mean, they didn't even sound like acoustic

707
00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:55,680
Speaker 7: drums anymore. He was using those Simmons electric drums, and that's.

708
00:35:55,560 --> 00:35:58,520
Speaker 2: What everybody was doing. I mean, def Leppard was all

709
00:35:58,719 --> 00:36:01,320
Speaker 2: that and they kind of had to, but yeah, I

710
00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:04,520
Speaker 2: mean that that kind of ushered in that era of

711
00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:08,360
Speaker 2: every zz top. That whole album was was all digital

712
00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:14,719
Speaker 2: drums after Burner and Eliminator and all those yeah sound

713
00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:15,240
Speaker 2: and stuff.

714
00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:18,120
Speaker 7: Man, I often wondered if like Frank Beard just kind

715
00:36:18,120 --> 00:36:21,239
Speaker 7: of sat there. He pushed like the other they're programmed.

716
00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:23,240
Speaker 7: They were a lot of those are probably pre programmed.

717
00:36:23,239 --> 00:36:25,600
Speaker 7: But listen to Alex's drums on Get Up, like you know,

718
00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:28,560
Speaker 7: even if you're not a drummer, you can tell it's

719
00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:30,480
Speaker 7: it's epads, you know what I mean.

720
00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:31,840
Speaker 2: There's some acoustic.

721
00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:36,400
Speaker 15: Drums in there, but all of his all of his fills,

722
00:36:41,920 --> 00:36:44,680
Speaker 15: the symbols were still somewhat symbols, right, Yeah, the mix

723
00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:47,200
Speaker 15: was weird, but it was all those Simmons pads.

724
00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:47,520
Speaker 1: You know.

725
00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:51,279
Speaker 2: I still love it. Yeah, I still love it too.

726
00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:53,320
Speaker 7: Man, get Up was not a hit off that record,

727
00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:55,040
Speaker 7: but it was the song they used in all the

728
00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:58,359
Speaker 7: promos for the tour. And anyway, if you like fifty

729
00:36:58,400 --> 00:37:02,439
Speaker 7: one fifty and I remember sitting on the it came out.

730
00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:06,120
Speaker 7: It came out that summer I think of eighty six,

731
00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:08,799
Speaker 7: so I would have been fourteen or fifteen years old,

732
00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:11,719
Speaker 7: and I remember getting it on cassette and putting it

733
00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:14,440
Speaker 7: in my stereo. I was a huge Van Halen fan,

734
00:37:14,520 --> 00:37:17,960
Speaker 7: and I couldn't I couldn't have been more excited, even

735
00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:20,840
Speaker 7: though I was skeptical because I wasn't that familiar with

736
00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:23,520
Speaker 7: Sammy Hagar's solo stuff. He just wasn't a guy who

737
00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:27,480
Speaker 7: listened to and I loved David Lee Roth. Dave, are

738
00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:33,840
Speaker 7: you still salty about the whole thing? M But you know,

739
00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:37,239
Speaker 7: David Lee Roth wanted to leave, and so he left

740
00:37:38,719 --> 00:37:43,200
Speaker 7: and Sammy joined the Fray and they had a handful

741
00:37:43,239 --> 00:37:45,480
Speaker 7: of good years. That album is so good man, the

742
00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:49,319
Speaker 7: fifty one fifteen Yeah, I mean, it's all hits.

743
00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:51,240
Speaker 2: There's not a stain on that album.

744
00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:55,000
Speaker 7: Inside was pretty cringey in retrospect, but I mean it

745
00:37:55,120 --> 00:37:57,400
Speaker 7: was at the time. The last track on the album,

746
00:37:57,480 --> 00:38:01,200
Speaker 7: you're like, okay, I mean listen. As corny as David

747
00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:04,480
Speaker 7: Lee Roth was lyrically, Sam Hagar was even cornier.

748
00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:05,880
Speaker 2: He was writing about aliens.

749
00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:07,560
Speaker 7: Yeah, but it all worked, you know what I mean.

750
00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:09,640
Speaker 7: He's a hell of a guy, and you know, and

751
00:38:10,360 --> 00:38:13,000
Speaker 7: for what they needed at the time, a great record.

752
00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:17,120
Speaker 7: Loved it when it started off Hello Babe.

753
00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:24,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean hearing that man of course, just sitting

754
00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:25,279
Speaker 2: there and I was like, oh, I wonder what it's

755
00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:27,160
Speaker 2: going to sound like with this new guy. Because it

756
00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:30,520
Speaker 2: wasn't like you would get teases of things. You know,

757
00:38:30,719 --> 00:38:33,359
Speaker 2: the radio would play. You know, you'd okay, why can't

758
00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:35,160
Speaker 2: this be love is the lead single? You know, he'd

759
00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:38,040
Speaker 2: be like okay, and you get there, you hit play

760
00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:39,600
Speaker 2: for the first time, and I just remember, like I

761
00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:42,239
Speaker 2: was like whoa, yeah, because it was the second you

762
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:44,439
Speaker 2: heard the first guitar note, You're like, okay, there's Eddie.

763
00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:47,239
Speaker 7: But the prior album I mean the reason David Lee

764
00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:49,200
Speaker 7: Roth left is because Eddie was like, I want to

765
00:38:49,239 --> 00:38:52,000
Speaker 7: go full intocense, right, He's playing more keyboards, it's kind

766
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:54,960
Speaker 7: of even out the guitar, so like I'll wait and jump.

767
00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:57,160
Speaker 7: I mean that kind of laid the groundwork for that.

768
00:38:57,400 --> 00:39:00,279
Speaker 7: What's his name wrote to I'll wait for them. Michael

769
00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:03,840
Speaker 7: McDonald wrote, I'll wait. Did you hear the clip of

770
00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:06,920
Speaker 7: Michael McDonald We're sixteen? By the way, Michael McDonald, who

771
00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:11,880
Speaker 7: of course is a yacht rock god like Michael Jackson, Rob.

772
00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:17,480
Speaker 2: That's gonna need a story time down. It's driving into

773
00:39:17,520 --> 00:39:22,600
Speaker 2: work today. I text Allan on my drive. Human Nature

774
00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:26,320
Speaker 2: by Michael Jackson came up on a yacht rock playlist

775
00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:28,600
Speaker 2: and I text him and I'm like, I'm personally offended.

776
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:30,600
Speaker 2: I'm so angry by this move.

777
00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:34,840
Speaker 7: They really take, They really take their liberties with some

778
00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:38,120
Speaker 7: of these pylists. There is no universe in which this

779
00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:40,360
Speaker 7: is a yacht rock right, I mean one of.

780
00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:43,359
Speaker 2: My I love this song. I have an incredible song

781
00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:46,399
Speaker 2: from Michael Jackson, but not yacht rock.

782
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:53,680
Speaker 7: H I wonder if Michael Jackson's estate Rob will see

783
00:39:53,719 --> 00:39:58,680
Speaker 7: a spike in their streaming from maga because he molested kids.

784
00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:06,600
Speaker 7: But that doesn't belong on a yacht rock playlist, of course.

785
00:40:06,719 --> 00:40:07,560
Speaker 6: No, no, no no.

786
00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:10,480
Speaker 2: But Michael Quincy did Quincy do?

787
00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:10,799
Speaker 8: Yeah?

788
00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:13,120
Speaker 7: I think so right? That wasn't on Thriller?

789
00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:13,440
Speaker 8: Was it?

790
00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:15,960
Speaker 2: Or was it was? It was on Thriller? Okay.

791
00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:20,480
Speaker 7: But Michael McDonald, I mean he's you know, he's seventy

792
00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:22,560
Speaker 7: four today. I think that's why he was in the news,

793
00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:25,160
Speaker 7: you know. But I mean the doopies and the solo stuff,

794
00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:28,279
Speaker 7: and of course Steely Dan, one of my favorite bands,

795
00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:31,120
Speaker 7: is kind of where he started off, was in Steely Dan,

796
00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:34,680
Speaker 7: and he would do background stuff for him. But when

797
00:40:34,719 --> 00:40:37,719
Speaker 7: he was sixteen years old, obviously he doesn't have the

798
00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:40,719
Speaker 7: voice that we recognize from him, but he's still killing it.

799
00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:43,839
Speaker 7: Who was the band called the Delrays and they there

800
00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:44,960
Speaker 7: was a clip going around of him.

801
00:40:45,040 --> 00:41:12,879
Speaker 2: They were doing a cover song and he might, dude,

802
00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:15,000
Speaker 2: is sixteen? Was that him all the way through?

803
00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:15,359
Speaker 6: Yeah?

804
00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:17,080
Speaker 2: That's like him singing lead.

805
00:41:17,239 --> 00:41:20,040
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's like when it's like when Steve Winwood was

806
00:41:20,040 --> 00:41:22,520
Speaker 7: a kid, right and he was singing give Me some Loving.

807
00:41:22,840 --> 00:41:25,360
Speaker 2: He sounded like a kid. Michael McDonald sounded like an adult.

808
00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:28,680
Speaker 2: Like this voice sounded more younger as he's gotten older.

809
00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:30,200
Speaker 2: Yeah wow.

810
00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:33,720
Speaker 7: And he went by Mike McDonald and then somebody introduced

811
00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:35,480
Speaker 7: him as Michael McDonald and he stuck with it.

812
00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:41,120
Speaker 2: You know what, I'm going to Michael from now. Yeah,

813
00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:44,520
Speaker 2: But I mean he was in those a lot of

814
00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:45,680
Speaker 2: those early Steely Dan.

815
00:41:46,080 --> 00:41:48,759
Speaker 7: We always joke about Peg because of his background work,

816
00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:52,320
Speaker 7: but bad sneakers for you Steely Dan fans.

817
00:41:52,400 --> 00:42:00,760
Speaker 2: He was in there, you know, Ah, so good. Goddamn

818
00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:08,919
Speaker 2: Michael McDonald anyway. Yeah, wow, I can't believe that first

819
00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:11,880
Speaker 2: song was him. Yeah, sixteen years old, but he was

820
00:42:11,960 --> 00:42:15,040
Speaker 2: unreeling in the years. I mean just the Steely Dan portion,

821
00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:18,279
Speaker 2: you know, kid Charlemagne and all those everything doobies, Yeah,

822
00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:19,160
Speaker 2: everything Doobies.

823
00:42:20,360 --> 00:42:22,320
Speaker 7: I got the news. There's a song in Asia. You know,

824
00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:24,960
Speaker 7: the high watermark for Steely Dan fans was considered Asia,

825
00:42:25,719 --> 00:42:27,640
Speaker 7: and I got the News is like one of the

826
00:42:27,719 --> 00:42:29,680
Speaker 7: only songs on there that wasn't a hit, But I

827
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:33,120
Speaker 7: love that song. Larry Carlton solo and Ed Green was

828
00:42:33,160 --> 00:42:37,279
Speaker 7: playing the drums and you know, and Michael McDonald doing

829
00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:44,840
Speaker 7: the bridge in the middle. I mean, this is before

830
00:42:44,880 --> 00:42:46,440
Speaker 7: he was like a big deal, right that he was

831
00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:47,879
Speaker 7: doing the background for these guys.

832
00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:55,560
Speaker 2: Ah, so good. My buddy Matt gave me like the

833
00:42:55,680 --> 00:42:58,919
Speaker 2: greatest lesson for shaking down new audio equipment in your house,

834
00:42:58,960 --> 00:43:00,640
Speaker 2: Like when you're trying to write the dial stuff in

835
00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:02,760
Speaker 2: shaking Oh okay, you're like getting in the right spots

836
00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:09,000
Speaker 2: shaking it down. Always use uh Black Cow from Asia

837
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:12,800
Speaker 2: as like that's what you play as loud as you

838
00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:14,920
Speaker 2: possibly can, and then dial it in from there. It

839
00:43:15,040 --> 00:43:24,520
Speaker 2: sounds so good. Lead trash separation is just perfect. Let's

840
00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:28,840
Speaker 2: put Carrol right, No, it's Paul Humphrey the drums of

841
00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:31,600
Speaker 2: Black Cow. Yeah, okay, yep, I mean Home at Last

842
00:43:31,719 --> 00:43:33,840
Speaker 2: was Bernard Purdy and Rick Morada was it was a

843
00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:42,120
Speaker 2: hundred other guys, right, Steve Gatt on Asia, I saw

844
00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:43,239
Speaker 2: you and Timothy B.

845
00:43:43,360 --> 00:43:45,480
Speaker 7: Schmidt doing some background vocals and.

846
00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:50,600
Speaker 4: It was a cry.

847
00:43:55,640 --> 00:43:58,360
Speaker 7: So that's the one that you I guess Asia in general,

848
00:43:58,440 --> 00:44:00,759
Speaker 7: but you're saying that you put Asia in black Howe

849
00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:01,279
Speaker 7: is the one.

850
00:44:01,200 --> 00:44:03,279
Speaker 2: That uses to lead lead track and just let it go.

851
00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:05,719
Speaker 2: You walk around and make sure, Ah, that seems right now.

852
00:44:05,719 --> 00:44:07,520
Speaker 2: If I'm sitting here, that's gonna be the perfect spot

853
00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:07,800
Speaker 2: for you.

854
00:44:08,600 --> 00:44:11,759
Speaker 7: The guy that played a little bit of trivia that

855
00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:14,680
Speaker 7: nobody cares about. Miss teely Dan Fannon, it's my show.

856
00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:18,320
Speaker 7: The guy that played drums on that he was the

857
00:44:18,440 --> 00:44:22,480
Speaker 7: drummer for the Lawrence Welk Orchestra. I mean he was

858
00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:24,680
Speaker 7: a session guy. So he was playing with Like, who

859
00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:30,680
Speaker 7: was Paul Humphrey. Oh no kidding, yeah from Detroit. Oh hey,

860
00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:31,920
Speaker 7: white boy Ricky.

861
00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:34,160
Speaker 2: Hey, now listen.

862
00:44:34,280 --> 00:44:37,480
Speaker 4: I saw the Dewey brothers and Michael McDonald over the summer.

863
00:44:37,760 --> 00:44:39,360
Speaker 3: Oh God, for you.

864
00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:41,880
Speaker 7: You didn't call them. You didn't call them the Dewey brothers.

865
00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:45,960
Speaker 7: You where they like moister oh Doobie brothers. Okay, I

866
00:44:46,080 --> 00:44:48,120
Speaker 7: was like Dewey make some McDonald.

867
00:44:48,960 --> 00:44:49,160
Speaker 2: Yeah.

868
00:44:49,239 --> 00:44:50,760
Speaker 1: A lot of girls are moist.

869
00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:52,160
Speaker 2: I have it moist, yeah, of course.

870
00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:56,120
Speaker 4: But you know who opened for that concert?

871
00:44:57,320 --> 00:44:58,280
Speaker 15: Kick ass band?

872
00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:00,480
Speaker 2: All right, yeah, the Coral re for man.

873
00:45:00,680 --> 00:45:03,279
Speaker 16: I know, I know.

874
00:45:06,600 --> 00:45:08,719
Speaker 2: All right, white boy Ricky, he's sticking it to you.

875
00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:13,680
Speaker 2: Gotta get in there somehow. Uh huh. Problems, thank you,

876
00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:17,000
Speaker 2: White boy Ricky. He is he's sticking it to your rub.

877
00:45:17,200 --> 00:45:19,239
Speaker 2: That's okay. Doesn't bother me.

878
00:45:19,640 --> 00:45:22,600
Speaker 11: Hi, Jess hi Ellen high Rob It's Meghan from Grafting again.

879
00:45:22,960 --> 00:45:26,560
Speaker 11: So you're talking about the Run National Championship or whatever

880
00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:29,280
Speaker 11: it is. That's the wall of death at a Slaughter

881
00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:33,600
Speaker 11: to Prevail show, So they are they are copycats and

882
00:45:33,960 --> 00:45:36,800
Speaker 11: Slader to Prevail couprice to him and get money because

883
00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:39,440
Speaker 11: that's their thing. Thanks, have a great day.

884
00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:41,759
Speaker 2: Bye the hell did I just miss?

885
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:42,160
Speaker 10: Oh?

886
00:45:42,520 --> 00:45:43,520
Speaker 1: R R n C.

887
00:45:43,719 --> 00:45:47,239
Speaker 2: Remember yesterday the guys running toward each other and trying

888
00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:48,200
Speaker 2: to knock each other out.

889
00:45:48,239 --> 00:45:52,760
Speaker 7: They called the Run National Championship or whatever. And Meghan

890
00:45:52,840 --> 00:45:56,359
Speaker 7: says it, Meghan Darling, you you can't by the way,

891
00:45:56,440 --> 00:46:03,520
Speaker 7: you cannot possibly be Uh, you can't possibly be insinuating

892
00:46:03,600 --> 00:46:08,640
Speaker 7: that Slaughter to Prevail created the wall of death with respect.

893
00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:11,760
Speaker 7: I mean that's been around for since the mid nineties.

894
00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:14,560
Speaker 7: By the way, I think Lamb of God brought it

895
00:46:14,840 --> 00:46:17,320
Speaker 7: started in hardcore bands like Sick of All and All that.

896
00:46:17,480 --> 00:46:20,840
Speaker 7: They started a wall of death stuff at hardcore shows.

897
00:46:20,840 --> 00:46:23,080
Speaker 7: I think Lamb of God twenty five thirty years ago

898
00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:25,960
Speaker 7: kind of brought it into metal. But I guess she

899
00:46:26,120 --> 00:46:28,320
Speaker 7: likes slaughter to Prevail. I mean, they're fine too. I

900
00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:31,120
Speaker 7: saw them at Incarceration, but they sound like a dozen

901
00:46:31,200 --> 00:46:34,719
Speaker 7: other bands out there and they're playing. Actually, the first

902
00:46:34,760 --> 00:46:37,399
Speaker 7: night is Sonic Temple. If you're a Slaughter to Prevail fan.

903
00:46:38,480 --> 00:46:40,880
Speaker 7: I don't understand why they get such outside the tent.

904
00:46:41,040 --> 00:46:44,200
Speaker 7: Is it because they're Russian? I mean people think they're

905
00:46:44,200 --> 00:46:46,480
Speaker 7: straight out the Gulag or what I mean. They're fine,

906
00:46:46,560 --> 00:46:49,560
Speaker 7: a lot of pyro on stage, and they got some

907
00:46:49,680 --> 00:46:52,879
Speaker 7: fun masks. But I don't understand a lot of people

908
00:46:53,080 --> 00:46:56,120
Speaker 7: get all gooy over Slaughter to Prevail. It's like they're fine.

909
00:46:56,200 --> 00:46:59,640
Speaker 7: They sound like a dozen other bands. But it's all subjective,

910
00:46:59,719 --> 00:47:03,359
Speaker 7: rob That's the thing. It was Meghan, right, Megan, but Darling, Yes,

911
00:47:04,040 --> 00:47:06,640
Speaker 7: wall of Death is not a yes, it's there. I

912
00:47:06,760 --> 00:47:09,560
Speaker 7: saw it, but that is not a Slaughter to Prevail invention.

913
00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:14,160
Speaker 7: I hastened to tell you. But yeah, okay, anyway, she.

914
00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:17,359
Speaker 2: Lost me out of the gate. She also named Jess

915
00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:18,600
Speaker 2: before either one of us.

916
00:47:18,560 --> 00:47:20,640
Speaker 7: So she does that all the time. Can join them,

917
00:47:21,120 --> 00:47:23,320
Speaker 7: That's okay, list, that's her move.

918
00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:24,160
Speaker 2: She does that.

919
00:47:24,320 --> 00:47:27,080
Speaker 11: I yes, it's Meghan from Grafting again.

920
00:47:27,120 --> 00:47:27,680
Speaker 2: Hey, at least this.

921
00:47:27,760 --> 00:47:30,200
Speaker 7: Time she got our names. Usually goes Hi Jazz Hi boys.

922
00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:33,960
Speaker 2: That's Becky from Wayne County. This is an addition to

923
00:47:34,080 --> 00:47:37,480
Speaker 2: that Meghan from See, they're all the same to me. Megan.

924
00:47:37,560 --> 00:47:38,160
Speaker 2: Now she's on my.

925
00:47:38,280 --> 00:47:42,919
Speaker 7: DT Becky from Wayne County. Does that o Meghan from Grafting. Yeah,

926
00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:47,560
Speaker 7: I'm confusing them, just like she's confusing Jess with the

927
00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:48,360
Speaker 7: host of the show. R.

928
00:47:48,719 --> 00:47:48,879
Speaker 1: Right.

929
00:47:49,360 --> 00:47:52,239
Speaker 11: Hi, guess Ellen, it's Meghan from Grafting again.

930
00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:55,520
Speaker 2: All right, she's on your what list d t R

931
00:47:57,040 --> 00:48:02,200
Speaker 2: Dead to Rob? Yeah, keep a list of people dead

932
00:48:02,239 --> 00:48:07,000
Speaker 2: to me? Now all right, I mean I'm not mad,

933
00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:13,640
Speaker 2: you know either I want Jessicet or Flowers. This is

934
00:48:13,719 --> 00:48:21,120
Speaker 2: a Jest level event. Okay, good, thank you.

935
00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:26,160
Speaker 7: But again, Megan, you are clearly a slaughter to Prevail

936
00:48:26,280 --> 00:48:29,280
Speaker 7: fan or as we call him STP. That won't confuse

937
00:48:29,360 --> 00:48:32,520
Speaker 7: him with anybody they are doing that first night of

938
00:48:32,600 --> 00:48:35,520
Speaker 7: Sonic Temple Rob. These fruit roll ups are making me

939
00:48:35,600 --> 00:48:39,520
Speaker 7: all uh, well, they're making me all froggy. Back here, Yeah,

940
00:48:39,840 --> 00:48:42,080
Speaker 7: my voice is getting back to normal. But now look

941
00:48:42,120 --> 00:48:43,960
Speaker 7: what's happening. You could be like the dude I saw

942
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:45,880
Speaker 7: in the men's room with this sound of your throat.

943
00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:53,160
Speaker 2: What did he do was washing his hands? Yeah, and

944
00:48:53,320 --> 00:48:56,520
Speaker 2: just started farmer blowing into his hands and kept washing

945
00:48:56,560 --> 00:48:59,120
Speaker 2: his hands instead of like blowing your nose like a

946
00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:02,480
Speaker 2: human being with the paper towels or whatever is right

947
00:49:02,560 --> 00:49:02,880
Speaker 2: next to you.

948
00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:05,919
Speaker 7: What does that mean, farmer blowing or rocket? You block

949
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:10,320
Speaker 7: one blow out the other side. Yeah, so he's blowing

950
00:49:10,480 --> 00:49:14,920
Speaker 7: boogers into his hand full of shower. What you say

951
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:15,720
Speaker 7: that for the shower?

952
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:16,200
Speaker 1: Save?

953
00:49:16,280 --> 00:49:18,560
Speaker 2: What for the show? She's doing not rockets, you do

954
00:49:18,719 --> 00:49:21,560
Speaker 2: not rockets. She's trying to yeah, or grab a clean

955
00:49:21,600 --> 00:49:23,919
Speaker 2: axh my god, blow your nose? Yeah, blow your nose.

956
00:49:24,080 --> 00:49:25,560
Speaker 2: You wait till you get in the shower to blow

957
00:49:25,560 --> 00:49:27,080
Speaker 2: your nose. No, not all the time.

958
00:49:27,840 --> 00:49:30,640
Speaker 7: See, she hasn't all the time to infin you can

959
00:49:30,719 --> 00:49:32,640
Speaker 7: do the thing where you just pinch their nose and

960
00:49:32,719 --> 00:49:35,640
Speaker 7: it squeezes out like a tube of toothpaste. She's not

961
00:49:35,880 --> 00:49:38,719
Speaker 7: rocketing in the shower herself. Yeah, I'm not doing it

962
00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:40,839
Speaker 7: to the kid. I'm not saying, hey, blow into mommy's hands.

963
00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:43,200
Speaker 7: She's doing herself. Hey, you do what you want in

964
00:49:43,239 --> 00:49:45,719
Speaker 7: the shower. I grab a clean axe.

965
00:49:45,600 --> 00:49:51,239
Speaker 2: Waffle stump and snot good for you, Jess. So the

966
00:49:51,320 --> 00:49:52,680
Speaker 2: guy was just making a lot of noise.

967
00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:53,520
Speaker 3: No, he was.

968
00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:54,000
Speaker 1: I was.

969
00:49:54,120 --> 00:49:56,400
Speaker 2: I looked over. I was washing my hands. I'm standing

970
00:49:56,480 --> 00:49:58,800
Speaker 2: right next to him, and he's washing his hands and

971
00:49:58,840 --> 00:50:02,680
Speaker 2: then just like and I'm like, what the hell? And

972
00:50:02,760 --> 00:50:04,960
Speaker 2: I looked, and and he's washing the snot off of

973
00:50:05,040 --> 00:50:08,280
Speaker 2: his hand at the same time. What's the difference, Jess,

974
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:11,440
Speaker 2: You're doing it in the shower the privacy of my

975
00:50:11,560 --> 00:50:13,320
Speaker 2: own shower. Oh that's different.

976
00:50:13,440 --> 00:50:16,880
Speaker 12: That makes it difference of somebody in a bathroom in

977
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:17,920
Speaker 12: a public sink.

978
00:50:18,120 --> 00:50:22,440
Speaker 2: I have. I have done the farmer blow maybe maybe

979
00:50:23,080 --> 00:50:26,040
Speaker 2: a half a dozen times in my life maybe, And

980
00:50:26,160 --> 00:50:31,760
Speaker 2: it's including playing sports. Yeah, I played hockey, I played football.

981
00:50:31,800 --> 00:50:34,760
Speaker 2: I never had the reason to just start launching snot rockets.

982
00:50:34,840 --> 00:50:37,280
Speaker 2: I certainly wouldn't want to see it in a public forum.

983
00:50:37,400 --> 00:50:40,239
Speaker 2: I don't care what Jess does behind her curtain with

984
00:50:40,880 --> 00:50:43,839
Speaker 2: running water going down the sink. But still I still

985
00:50:43,880 --> 00:50:46,760
Speaker 2: think if you who knew people's noses were so jammed

986
00:50:46,840 --> 00:50:48,960
Speaker 2: up all the time. I know it's cold and flood season,

987
00:50:49,040 --> 00:50:51,239
Speaker 2: but still the hot water will make your nose run.

988
00:50:51,320 --> 00:50:54,640
Speaker 2: I get it. But ripping snot rockets in the shad,

989
00:50:54,640 --> 00:50:56,360
Speaker 2: don't know, man, It just seems like the snot's going

990
00:50:56,400 --> 00:51:00,640
Speaker 2: to go somewhere. It hits you first. All the pipes

991
00:51:00,640 --> 00:51:02,719
Speaker 2: are connected sticks there. How do you know you're walking

992
00:51:02,719 --> 00:51:04,000
Speaker 2: around with a booger on you for the rest of

993
00:51:04,040 --> 00:51:08,200
Speaker 2: the day. No, part of my routine. It's not rocket. First,

994
00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:13,000
Speaker 2: then you lather. It's part. She has a routine. She

995
00:51:13,040 --> 00:51:15,080
Speaker 2: doesn't do it all the time though, No, she doesn't

996
00:51:15,120 --> 00:51:16,759
Speaker 2: do it all the time once in a while.

997
00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:20,880
Speaker 7: She's not Rocket. She is a mental checklist. Yep, face

998
00:51:21,360 --> 00:51:24,759
Speaker 7: ass pits, it's not rocket. Farmer blow, there you go.

999
00:51:25,160 --> 00:51:25,879
Speaker 2: It's all in there.

1000
00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:28,920
Speaker 3: The Ellen Car Show, on one.

1001
00:51:33,600 --> 00:51:37,640
Speaker 5: One of life's most pressing questions, what do I like

1002
00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:41,360
Speaker 5: about Allen Cock finally answered, oh.

1003
00:51:43,239 --> 00:51:45,880
Speaker 3: All right, I don't like much about you The Allen

1004
00:51:46,040 --> 00:51:46,640
Speaker 3: Car Show.

1005
00:51:54,920 --> 00:51:58,560
Speaker 7: Here's your wall of death, Megan, get thee to a

1006
00:51:58,680 --> 00:51:59,640
Speaker 7: lamb of God's pit.

1007
00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:07,239
Speaker 2: They're doing Sonic Temple to it. Your cavalier's last night

1008
00:52:07,880 --> 00:52:12,719
Speaker 2: big win over the lowly Washington Wizards, and then they

1009
00:52:12,760 --> 00:52:14,560
Speaker 2: are off for the All Star break.

1010
00:52:14,640 --> 00:52:16,799
Speaker 7: So they will play again here at home one week

1011
00:52:16,840 --> 00:52:20,440
Speaker 7: from tonight against the Brooklyn Nets. But one thirty eight,

1012
00:52:20,600 --> 00:52:28,600
Speaker 7: one thirteen, the final last night James Harden's Cleveland home debut.

1013
00:52:30,120 --> 00:52:32,560
Speaker 7: Although he wasn't the hero last night, it was that

1014
00:52:32,719 --> 00:52:35,560
Speaker 7: Sam Morrill, wasn't he Not? He was Sam Merril. I

1015
00:52:35,600 --> 00:52:39,480
Speaker 7: always think of Sam Mourel the comedian Sam Merrill The Cavalier.

1016
00:52:39,760 --> 00:52:41,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was lots the same first half.

1017
00:52:43,440 --> 00:52:46,080
Speaker 7: So next Thursday night, calves back in action here at

1018
00:52:46,120 --> 00:52:50,920
Speaker 7: Home against Brooklyn used the promo code Love at cl

1019
00:52:51,160 --> 00:52:54,200
Speaker 7: Clothing Company for fifteen percent off of ivery won including

1020
00:52:54,760 --> 00:52:57,040
Speaker 7: lots of Buzzard gear if you find yourself in one

1021
00:52:57,080 --> 00:53:03,480
Speaker 7: of their stores. Maybe last minute Valentine gifts. Rob probably

1022
00:53:03,560 --> 00:53:06,000
Speaker 7: too late to order something in time for Valentine's Day

1023
00:53:06,040 --> 00:53:08,000
Speaker 7: off of the website, but if you're not in a

1024
00:53:08,080 --> 00:53:09,759
Speaker 7: time crunch, you can do it there too, use Love

1025
00:53:09,800 --> 00:53:12,040
Speaker 7: as the promo code. I did see our friend Timothy

1026
00:53:12,120 --> 00:53:16,759
Speaker 7: Disney Esquire with his Valentines themed billboard coming into work.

1027
00:53:16,800 --> 00:53:18,040
Speaker 2: Did you see it? I haven't seen this one.

1028
00:53:18,080 --> 00:53:20,040
Speaker 7: It's all red and he's wearing a red suit, and

1029
00:53:20,080 --> 00:53:23,160
Speaker 7: it's got hearts and it says who loves your baby?

1030
00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:24,000
Speaker 11: Is it really?

1031
00:53:24,440 --> 00:53:24,600
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1032
00:53:24,840 --> 00:53:25,760
Speaker 2: He went full Kojack.

1033
00:53:25,920 --> 00:53:28,000
Speaker 7: He did a reference that you have to be a

1034
00:53:28,080 --> 00:53:30,919
Speaker 7: certain age to get Jess probably doesn't understand who loves

1035
00:53:30,960 --> 00:53:34,839
Speaker 7: your baby, but it does resemble her dad. Her dad

1036
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:39,120
Speaker 7: is like a big, tall Kojack looking mother lover Rob Okay,

1037
00:53:40,080 --> 00:53:43,200
Speaker 7: but Timothy Disney's a billboard right down here ninety East

1038
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:46,640
Speaker 7: right before you get to the ninth Street exit there.

1039
00:53:46,719 --> 00:53:47,760
Speaker 2: Who Loves Your Baby?

1040
00:53:49,200 --> 00:53:52,239
Speaker 7: Now, he doesn't have a sucker in his mouth, so

1041
00:53:52,400 --> 00:53:57,120
Speaker 7: he's not going into like full copyright infringement territory, I guess,

1042
00:53:57,640 --> 00:54:02,400
Speaker 7: but he's making it his own. By the way, congrats

1043
00:54:02,480 --> 00:54:06,279
Speaker 7: to our friend Timothy Disney, who will be feted at

1044
00:54:06,320 --> 00:54:07,799
Speaker 7: the Wollstein Center.

1045
00:54:09,080 --> 00:54:10,280
Speaker 2: In just a couple of days.

1046
00:54:10,400 --> 00:54:16,640
Speaker 7: Rob, that would put us well, Oh, today's the twelfth, Okay,

1047
00:54:16,640 --> 00:54:20,520
Speaker 7: a couple of weeks away. Wednesday, the twenty fifth, the

1048
00:54:20,640 --> 00:54:22,680
Speaker 7: CSU men's basketball game.

1049
00:54:23,080 --> 00:54:27,160
Speaker 2: They're having Tim Disney Bobblehead Night. Oh nice over there,

1050
00:54:27,560 --> 00:54:28,440
Speaker 2: collectible item.

1051
00:54:28,520 --> 00:54:34,279
Speaker 7: I wonder if he donated to Cleveland State University, I wonder,

1052
00:54:34,440 --> 00:54:36,319
Speaker 7: Or maybe they're just part of.

1053
00:54:36,320 --> 00:54:37,480
Speaker 2: A sponsorship package.

1054
00:54:37,680 --> 00:54:41,959
Speaker 7: Maybe so yeah, and by the way, the perfect head

1055
00:54:42,960 --> 00:54:47,719
Speaker 7: to be represented in bobble form, right, he's got that

1056
00:54:47,960 --> 00:54:51,680
Speaker 7: bald skull. I guess all of our skulls are bald.

1057
00:54:51,719 --> 00:54:55,000
Speaker 7: He's got a bald head, rob, yes, But anyway, so yeah,

1058
00:54:55,080 --> 00:54:58,720
Speaker 7: Tim Disney Bobblehead Night is going to be the CSU

1059
00:54:58,840 --> 00:55:02,279
Speaker 7: men's basketball game. I'm up on the twenty fifth and

1060
00:55:02,560 --> 00:55:07,759
Speaker 7: the who Loves You Baby billboard? What I'm trying to say, Rob,

1061
00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:11,719
Speaker 7: is everything's coming up misney, as is usually the case.

1062
00:55:12,320 --> 00:55:14,759
Speaker 7: All of the texts Rob that came to me a

1063
00:55:14,880 --> 00:55:17,719
Speaker 7: good ninety eight percent of them. By the way, our

1064
00:55:17,840 --> 00:55:22,680
Speaker 7: team jests on the snot Rocket situation, good just to

1065
00:55:22,760 --> 00:55:23,279
Speaker 7: let you know.

1066
00:55:23,600 --> 00:55:25,680
Speaker 2: I just it's just not something I do.

1067
00:55:26,160 --> 00:55:28,239
Speaker 7: I don't do it either, but I think that when

1068
00:55:28,360 --> 00:55:31,400
Speaker 7: people are taking a shower, all bets are off a

1069
00:55:31,920 --> 00:55:37,600
Speaker 7: I'm just happy they're doing it. By I'm happy when

1070
00:55:37,640 --> 00:55:41,480
Speaker 7: people are attending to their hygiene. So whatever you do

1071
00:55:41,719 --> 00:55:45,359
Speaker 7: behind that curtain, I say, go nuts, because everybody's got

1072
00:55:45,400 --> 00:55:48,600
Speaker 7: their own thing right, everybody's got a certain way that

1073
00:55:48,640 --> 00:55:51,160
Speaker 7: they do things. I'm not a snot Rocket guy either,

1074
00:55:53,480 --> 00:55:55,279
Speaker 7: but you know, there's a lot of people with allergies.

1075
00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:57,000
Speaker 7: I have them terribly.

1076
00:55:57,360 --> 00:56:01,200
Speaker 2: You go, I blow my nose into a tissue, and

1077
00:56:01,320 --> 00:56:04,200
Speaker 2: then I maybe do it after I get out of

1078
00:56:04,200 --> 00:56:07,839
Speaker 2: the shower, maybe beforehand. You're glad you got tissue money, Rob.

1079
00:56:08,360 --> 00:56:10,759
Speaker 2: Some of us only have our hands. Go to Taco Bell,

1080
00:56:11,040 --> 00:56:13,080
Speaker 2: blow them into Taco Bell napkins. They're free.

1081
00:56:13,320 --> 00:56:18,960
Speaker 7: Yeah, Rob's got caviar money and and napkin money. Tissue money.

1082
00:56:20,480 --> 00:56:24,279
Speaker 7: I mean, you think that's opulent, Rob, I only use

1083
00:56:25,280 --> 00:56:29,279
Speaker 7: the puffs that have the vix Vapo rub in them.

1084
00:56:30,040 --> 00:56:33,120
Speaker 2: Fancy. I love those that little menthol smell. Oh, I

1085
00:56:33,200 --> 00:56:35,359
Speaker 2: have to have the ones with the lotion, bro. Well, yeah,

1086
00:56:35,400 --> 00:56:39,000
Speaker 2: that's what it is like, it's lotion and vix. You

1087
00:56:39,200 --> 00:56:42,120
Speaker 2: just go buy a dollar box of tissues. You need

1088
00:56:42,200 --> 00:56:43,680
Speaker 2: to use tissues? What do you kid me?

1089
00:56:43,760 --> 00:56:45,759
Speaker 7: It's like sandpaper. Now this is where you this is

1090
00:56:45,760 --> 00:56:48,360
Speaker 7: where I'm going to be team just Rob. You cannot

1091
00:56:48,560 --> 00:56:52,240
Speaker 7: be suggesting that we be using sub cold and flu season,

1092
00:56:52,239 --> 00:56:55,880
Speaker 7: will be using subpar uh tissues?

1093
00:56:56,480 --> 00:57:00,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, buying dollars tissue exactly.

1094
00:57:01,600 --> 00:57:04,319
Speaker 7: You just went from me being tissue money to now

1095
00:57:04,440 --> 00:57:07,439
Speaker 7: you be in lotion tissue money. He's over there using

1096
00:57:07,560 --> 00:57:09,640
Speaker 7: thirty grit cleanex.

1097
00:57:09,400 --> 00:57:12,359
Speaker 2: You said, she's saying she doesn't blow, she doesn't blow

1098
00:57:12,400 --> 00:57:14,520
Speaker 2: into tissues and uses her hands because she doesn't have

1099
00:57:14,520 --> 00:57:17,640
Speaker 2: any money, but she refuses to use regular tissues. So

1100
00:57:17,760 --> 00:57:20,720
Speaker 2: who's wrong here? When I save up my penny? Is

1101
00:57:20,800 --> 00:57:23,120
Speaker 2: I just when I'm I just buy a box of

1102
00:57:23,200 --> 00:57:25,320
Speaker 2: lotion tissues last me a while.

1103
00:57:25,640 --> 00:57:27,400
Speaker 7: You know how some people have a swear jar in

1104
00:57:27,440 --> 00:57:30,360
Speaker 7: their house, Rob Jess's house, it is a is a

1105
00:57:30,840 --> 00:57:31,840
Speaker 7: jar for Kleenex.

1106
00:57:32,440 --> 00:57:33,280
Speaker 2: I gotta be honest with you.

1107
00:57:33,360 --> 00:57:35,360
Speaker 7: When I get enough pennies in here, I'm gonna get

1108
00:57:35,400 --> 00:57:40,800
Speaker 7: myself a cheap ass dollar store thirty six grit.

1109
00:57:42,040 --> 00:57:45,080
Speaker 2: I'm saying tissues, I think you guys are crazy. I

1110
00:57:45,240 --> 00:57:47,200
Speaker 2: like them. It does not feel like I feel like

1111
00:57:47,280 --> 00:57:49,480
Speaker 2: they're non absorbent. I feel like the snot or whatever's

1112
00:57:49,480 --> 00:57:50,920
Speaker 2: is just gonna slide off of them. They don't know

1113
00:57:51,120 --> 00:57:53,520
Speaker 2: the same feeling as a regular tissue. I will say this,

1114
00:57:54,200 --> 00:57:58,280
Speaker 2: I am using to be clear devotion accuracy. I am

1115
00:57:58,440 --> 00:58:03,000
Speaker 2: using tissues to blow my nose the least I'm using

1116
00:58:03,040 --> 00:58:05,560
Speaker 2: it for like, you know, if I get out of

1117
00:58:05,600 --> 00:58:07,520
Speaker 2: the shower. No, no, no, no, not bad no, Like

1118
00:58:07,720 --> 00:58:09,520
Speaker 2: when I get out of the shower, Right, I use

1119
00:58:09,560 --> 00:58:11,520
Speaker 2: it to like dry my the inside of my ears

1120
00:58:11,840 --> 00:58:13,880
Speaker 2: or things like that. Right, I'm using it to you know,

1121
00:58:14,240 --> 00:58:17,840
Speaker 2: So I'm not blowing my nose all that often. I

1122
00:58:18,520 --> 00:58:20,480
Speaker 2: don't get that kind of sick. I get like, if

1123
00:58:20,560 --> 00:58:26,440
Speaker 2: I get sick, it's my voice, it's my throat. I'm

1124
00:58:26,520 --> 00:58:29,000
Speaker 2: usually I know they're connected, but I'm usually not blowing

1125
00:58:29,080 --> 00:58:32,400
Speaker 2: my nose. I don't have allergies things like that. So

1126
00:58:32,880 --> 00:58:35,600
Speaker 2: for people who are just using them randomly. I could

1127
00:58:35,680 --> 00:58:38,120
Speaker 2: certainly see get in some cheap ass box of cleanex.

1128
00:58:39,080 --> 00:58:43,080
Speaker 2: But I like the I like the vix, Rob. They're

1129
00:58:43,160 --> 00:58:48,880
Speaker 2: just not absorbent, they don't. They don't the tissue power

1130
00:58:48,960 --> 00:58:51,920
Speaker 2: do you need in Kleenex when you're blowing, when you're

1131
00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:55,160
Speaker 2: blowing your nose when you're sick, Yeah, you need every

1132
00:58:55,320 --> 00:58:57,040
Speaker 2: ounce of that tissue. Oh yeah, you don't want it

1133
00:58:57,080 --> 00:58:58,040
Speaker 2: going through right.

1134
00:58:58,160 --> 00:58:58,360
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1135
00:58:58,640 --> 00:59:00,280
Speaker 2: So I'm not going to buy it to sue that

1136
00:59:00,320 --> 00:59:02,560
Speaker 2: I don't feel is gonna take on the job, which

1137
00:59:02,600 --> 00:59:05,160
Speaker 2: I don't believe. The lotion tissues do the job they

1138
00:59:05,280 --> 00:59:07,720
Speaker 2: charge him more for, and they sure feel nice on

1139
00:59:07,800 --> 00:59:11,120
Speaker 2: your nose. They aren't holding the books. That's why I

1140
00:59:11,360 --> 00:59:14,240
Speaker 2: use your hands. That's why she does it in the shower, Rob,

1141
00:59:14,600 --> 00:59:17,960
Speaker 2: That's why that guy did it in the sink, just hardcore,

1142
00:59:18,120 --> 00:59:20,000
Speaker 2: blowing his nose into his hands, right neck. I'm a

1143
00:59:20,080 --> 00:59:21,800
Speaker 2: foot away from me. We have a guy, I know

1144
00:59:21,880 --> 00:59:23,680
Speaker 2: I've talked about it before, but we have a guy

1145
00:59:23,800 --> 00:59:27,080
Speaker 2: we work with who brushes his teeth in our kitchen sink.

1146
00:59:27,920 --> 00:59:28,120
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1147
00:59:28,120 --> 00:59:31,360
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, still does it. Yeah, because now he's digging

1148
00:59:31,440 --> 00:59:32,040
Speaker 7: his heels.

1149
00:59:31,840 --> 00:59:33,240
Speaker 2: In because I saw him the other day doing it.

1150
00:59:33,240 --> 00:59:35,080
Speaker 2: I just shook my head at him, like, what is Yeah,

1151
00:59:35,280 --> 00:59:36,000
Speaker 2: what's wrong with you?

1152
00:59:40,560 --> 00:59:40,760
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1153
00:59:41,840 --> 00:59:42,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, savage.

1154
00:59:43,120 --> 00:59:45,920
Speaker 7: He's not gonna bowt onto our woke tendencies.

1155
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:49,840
Speaker 2: Rob, He's gonna brush his teeth and the kitchen sink

1156
00:59:49,960 --> 00:59:58,840
Speaker 2: at work listening to Kid Rocks halftime shown, Yeah, allergies, man,

1157
00:59:58,960 --> 01:00:00,400
Speaker 2: Tell Rob to call me a down.

1158
01:00:01,920 --> 01:00:04,480
Speaker 7: Jess is right. The hot water loosens your face and

1159
01:00:04,560 --> 01:00:07,200
Speaker 7: your nostrils up. I'm loving the support.

1160
01:00:07,280 --> 01:00:11,120
Speaker 2: I'm not saying she's wrong. Yeah, I'm just saying, grab

1161
01:00:11,200 --> 01:00:14,760
Speaker 2: a tissue, yeah, grab some toilet paper, use your sleeve,

1162
01:00:16,080 --> 01:00:19,680
Speaker 2: use your sleeve sleeve? Who is this person?

1163
01:00:19,720 --> 01:00:23,360
Speaker 7: And then you gotta walk again? People are animals, and

1164
01:00:23,520 --> 01:00:26,160
Speaker 7: so all kinds of people do all kinds of weird things.

1165
01:00:26,440 --> 01:00:28,520
Speaker 7: That's why you and I Rob, at the end of

1166
01:00:28,560 --> 01:00:31,760
Speaker 7: the day, are the weird ones because we don't do

1167
01:00:31,880 --> 01:00:36,960
Speaker 7: all that stuff. We're considered the weird ones because because

1168
01:00:36,960 --> 01:00:38,560
Speaker 7: I think a lot of people just go, well, it's

1169
01:00:38,600 --> 01:00:41,800
Speaker 7: more convenient to do that, or it's more why am

1170
01:00:41,840 --> 01:00:43,480
Speaker 7: I going to find a tissue and then I'm gonna

1171
01:00:43,640 --> 01:00:44,919
Speaker 7: this way? I can just blow it out my nose

1172
01:00:44,960 --> 01:00:48,320
Speaker 7: onto the sidewalk or whatever, And in my mind, I'm like,

1173
01:00:48,600 --> 01:00:49,480
Speaker 7: that's disgusting.

1174
01:00:49,560 --> 01:00:50,320
Speaker 2: Discusn't do that.

1175
01:00:50,520 --> 01:00:54,320
Speaker 7: Yeah, when I was a kid, my mom would say,

1176
01:00:54,400 --> 01:00:55,960
Speaker 7: why were you raised in a barn?

1177
01:00:57,200 --> 01:00:57,360
Speaker 2: Right?

1178
01:00:57,440 --> 01:00:59,560
Speaker 7: Anytime we do anything remotely like that, Well, were you

1179
01:00:59,720 --> 01:01:01,760
Speaker 7: raised in a barn? Did you forget that one?

1180
01:01:01,880 --> 01:01:02,040
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1181
01:01:02,040 --> 01:01:07,160
Speaker 7: Of course, implying that we were animals. Were we were

1182
01:01:07,200 --> 01:01:10,920
Speaker 7: raised in a barn? I go, no, Mom, I wasn't

1183
01:01:11,120 --> 01:01:13,560
Speaker 7: raised in a barn. But again, I didn't doad stuff.

1184
01:01:14,360 --> 01:01:17,120
Speaker 7: Jesse is one hundred percent right. Snot rockets in the

1185
01:01:17,200 --> 01:01:22,800
Speaker 7: shower make perfect sense, Alan, I wouldn't recommend it. Oh,

1186
01:01:22,840 --> 01:01:25,480
Speaker 7: here's somebody. Okay, I wouldn't recommend it. Last time I

1187
01:01:25,560 --> 01:01:27,400
Speaker 7: did it in the shower, I blew out my ear

1188
01:01:27,480 --> 01:01:29,560
Speaker 7: drum and now I'm deaf in my right ear.

1189
01:01:29,720 --> 01:01:34,640
Speaker 2: What huh? Oh huh?

1190
01:01:36,480 --> 01:01:38,920
Speaker 7: Well, I mean that sounds like an extreme case. And

1191
01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:41,680
Speaker 7: I'm sorry that that happened to you, But everybody else

1192
01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:43,760
Speaker 7: seemed to be in a distinct minority there.

1193
01:01:43,840 --> 01:01:48,920
Speaker 2: Oh, and you know, whether you're blowing it into a

1194
01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:51,800
Speaker 2: tissue or into your hand, or freely into the shower

1195
01:01:51,920 --> 01:01:55,840
Speaker 2: like a savage, you're supposed to unplug one nostril if

1196
01:01:55,880 --> 01:01:57,920
Speaker 2: you're blowing out your ear drums. What are you doing?

1197
01:01:58,240 --> 01:02:00,840
Speaker 7: Yeah, you don't want that kind of pressure build up. No,

1198
01:02:03,240 --> 01:02:06,600
Speaker 7: Stephen Canton says Misney bobbleheads, He'll make them sway.

1199
01:02:07,120 --> 01:02:10,040
Speaker 2: Hey, well done, Steve.

1200
01:02:14,200 --> 01:02:16,840
Speaker 7: I need the double ply tissues or I'll blow right

1201
01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:20,440
Speaker 7: through to my hand. Yes, says Ramrod says he blows

1202
01:02:20,520 --> 01:02:22,360
Speaker 7: his nose with paper towels.

1203
01:02:22,720 --> 01:02:26,479
Speaker 2: I do too. I'll use anything, paper towels, napkins, whatever

1204
01:02:26,560 --> 01:02:31,080
Speaker 2: I need to use, I will use other than my hand. Mmm.

1205
01:02:33,640 --> 01:02:35,880
Speaker 2: Does Jess have Venmo because I'd like to send her

1206
01:02:35,880 --> 01:02:38,919
Speaker 2: a couple bucks for lotion tissues. Let's see this person

1207
01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:39,880
Speaker 2: says lotion again.

1208
01:02:40,200 --> 01:02:43,920
Speaker 7: Alan, it's a dirty sink. You're not planning on eating

1209
01:02:44,080 --> 01:02:46,080
Speaker 7: out of the sink, So what's the big deal.

1210
01:02:46,560 --> 01:02:48,560
Speaker 2: You talk about the kitchen sink and brushing teeth? Yeah,

1211
01:02:48,560 --> 01:02:52,240
Speaker 2: I think you so. Now again, you're right. I'm just

1212
01:02:52,320 --> 01:02:54,439
Speaker 2: saying that's not something I think people should be doing

1213
01:02:54,600 --> 01:02:57,040
Speaker 2: at work. Like when I brush my teeth, I go

1214
01:02:57,080 --> 01:02:59,160
Speaker 2: to the men's room, Yes, and I do it, and

1215
01:02:59,280 --> 01:03:01,160
Speaker 2: maybe that's gross. I don't know, Like you know, after

1216
01:03:01,160 --> 01:03:03,360
Speaker 2: I lunch or whatever, I flast brush my teeth. Get

1217
01:03:03,400 --> 01:03:06,640
Speaker 2: ready for the show. Rob I do have show hygiene, right,

1218
01:03:08,920 --> 01:03:09,840
Speaker 2: but uh yeah, okay.

1219
01:03:10,600 --> 01:03:12,440
Speaker 7: And first of all, certin or madam, you don't know

1220
01:03:12,520 --> 01:03:14,640
Speaker 7: what I do in that kitchen sink. Yeah, all right,

1221
01:03:14,720 --> 01:03:16,560
Speaker 7: you don't know what I do. You don't know that

1222
01:03:16,680 --> 01:03:19,520
Speaker 7: every day when I take out my prepared meal, I

1223
01:03:19,720 --> 01:03:22,520
Speaker 7: pour it out of its container and into the sink

1224
01:03:22,960 --> 01:03:25,240
Speaker 7: to let it air rate yep, and then I scoop

1225
01:03:25,280 --> 01:03:27,600
Speaker 7: it up with my hand. I put it back into

1226
01:03:27,680 --> 01:03:31,320
Speaker 7: its prepackaged container, and then I microwave it for precisely

1227
01:03:31,440 --> 01:03:34,200
Speaker 7: two minutes, and then I take it out. I let

1228
01:03:34,240 --> 01:03:37,120
Speaker 7: it cool for a minute or so, put it back

1229
01:03:37,200 --> 01:03:40,400
Speaker 7: into the sink, mix it up, air rate some more,

1230
01:03:41,320 --> 01:03:46,360
Speaker 7: back into the container, straight into my mouth. Every day

1231
01:03:46,400 --> 01:03:49,760
Speaker 7: I do that, Rob, Is that the perfect temperature every

1232
01:03:49,880 --> 01:03:53,240
Speaker 7: single day? Well, because the stainless steel of the sink

1233
01:03:53,320 --> 01:03:54,400
Speaker 7: helps cool it down.

1234
01:03:54,560 --> 01:03:59,919
Speaker 2: Yes, hey, Jim, Yes, hi Jim.

1235
01:04:01,400 --> 01:04:06,080
Speaker 4: Hello. I was gonna say, I don't have any issue

1236
01:04:06,160 --> 01:04:08,240
Speaker 4: with brushing teeth in the sink. So when you go

1237
01:04:08,360 --> 01:04:11,320
Speaker 4: to use the bathroom sink and the doors closed, what.

1238
01:04:11,440 --> 01:04:12,280
Speaker 1: Option do you have.

1239
01:04:14,280 --> 01:04:15,600
Speaker 2: Are you talking about at home, Jim?

1240
01:04:17,000 --> 01:04:17,240
Speaker 4: Nope?

1241
01:04:17,320 --> 01:04:20,480
Speaker 2: At work? At work? What do you mean? What do

1242
01:04:20,520 --> 01:04:20,800
Speaker 2: you mean?

1243
01:04:22,120 --> 01:04:24,919
Speaker 4: So I go to brush my teeth in the men's room. Yeah,

1244
01:04:25,120 --> 01:04:29,320
Speaker 4: and the door's clay. It's a one stall, one sink bathroom.

1245
01:04:29,600 --> 01:04:32,600
Speaker 4: I see, don't have any other options, yes, yep. And

1246
01:04:32,800 --> 01:04:34,480
Speaker 4: if I need to brush my teeth, you know.

1247
01:04:34,560 --> 01:04:35,920
Speaker 2: You've got that coffee tongue.

1248
01:04:37,760 --> 01:04:39,400
Speaker 4: You gotta brush your teeth when you got to brush.

1249
01:04:39,600 --> 01:04:41,680
Speaker 2: No, I understand. I mean I I do it in

1250
01:04:41,760 --> 01:04:42,320
Speaker 2: the men's room.

1251
01:04:42,360 --> 01:04:45,760
Speaker 7: And there's four sinks and five or six stalls, so

1252
01:04:45,840 --> 01:04:48,160
Speaker 7: there's multiple people that can go in. And now that's fine.

1253
01:04:48,360 --> 01:04:51,840
Speaker 7: I'm just saying that. In the communal kitchen where there

1254
01:04:51,920 --> 01:04:54,640
Speaker 7: is no door, it's wide open. There's a refrigerator right there.

1255
01:04:54,640 --> 01:04:57,000
Speaker 7: There's other people getting coffee right there. I mean, it's

1256
01:04:57,120 --> 01:04:59,480
Speaker 7: I don't know, it seems like something that like you

1257
01:04:59,600 --> 01:05:02,040
Speaker 7: know you, it just seems like it's poor form. There's

1258
01:05:02,080 --> 01:05:05,960
Speaker 7: a time of common it's a common area, right, I

1259
01:05:06,280 --> 01:05:08,240
Speaker 7: don't know, right.

1260
01:05:08,240 --> 01:05:11,040
Speaker 4: Not to change the subject. But in the same token,

1261
01:05:11,080 --> 01:05:12,720
Speaker 4: do you ever brush your teeth in the shower?

1262
01:05:13,560 --> 01:05:14,040
Speaker 3: I do not?

1263
01:05:14,320 --> 01:05:15,400
Speaker 2: No, No, oh, I do.

1264
01:05:16,200 --> 01:05:19,320
Speaker 4: That's a that's a time saver, it is, I know.

1265
01:05:19,720 --> 01:05:21,400
Speaker 2: Listen, No, A lot of people do what.

1266
01:05:21,440 --> 01:05:23,520
Speaker 7: I get it, because you love water's on your face

1267
01:05:23,600 --> 01:05:25,440
Speaker 7: and you spit it out into the sink. Listen, I

1268
01:05:25,640 --> 01:05:27,760
Speaker 7: understand all of it. I just don't do that when

1269
01:05:27,800 --> 01:05:28,520
Speaker 7: I'm in the shower.

1270
01:05:28,880 --> 01:05:32,360
Speaker 2: I'm there to scrub my bod, I get my bits

1271
01:05:32,480 --> 01:05:38,320
Speaker 2: and and and uh wash my hair my skincare regimen.

1272
01:05:38,680 --> 01:05:38,880
Speaker 4: Rob.

1273
01:05:40,280 --> 01:05:41,760
Speaker 2: But I want to know how it's a time saver.

1274
01:05:41,960 --> 01:05:45,440
Speaker 2: Because if it takes a minute plus to brush your

1275
01:05:45,480 --> 01:05:47,360
Speaker 2: teeth in the shower or a minute plus to brush

1276
01:05:47,400 --> 01:05:49,000
Speaker 2: your teeth at the sink, how is it saving time?

1277
01:05:50,560 --> 01:05:52,800
Speaker 4: Well, because you do it while you're rinsing off.

1278
01:05:53,880 --> 01:05:56,240
Speaker 2: You can't rinse off without rinsing off. Though you don't

1279
01:05:56,280 --> 01:05:57,959
Speaker 2: just stand there. You got to like use your hands

1280
01:05:58,040 --> 01:05:59,000
Speaker 2: or whatever or rinse off.

1281
01:05:59,080 --> 01:06:04,600
Speaker 4: Right back is to the water, brushing teeth, rinsing off

1282
01:06:04,720 --> 01:06:07,960
Speaker 4: the shampoo and the residual soap. And then when you're

1283
01:06:08,000 --> 01:06:11,760
Speaker 4: done brushing, spit it out, all goes down the drink.

1284
01:06:11,880 --> 01:06:12,000
Speaker 1: Oh.

1285
01:06:12,120 --> 01:06:14,040
Speaker 2: I hope whatever you do at that extra minute of

1286
01:06:14,080 --> 01:06:15,880
Speaker 2: your life, it's the greatest thing in the world.

1287
01:06:16,720 --> 01:06:19,840
Speaker 7: Hey, listen, that's how we know, Rob, That's how we know.

1288
01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:22,240
Speaker 7: David covered Ale of White Snake used to brush his

1289
01:06:22,320 --> 01:06:24,280
Speaker 7: teeth in the shower. He sang the song spit it

1290
01:06:24,360 --> 01:06:26,919
Speaker 7: out and that's what we remember from all right. Thank you, Jim.

1291
01:06:26,960 --> 01:06:29,800
Speaker 7: I appreciate there's Jim and Avon. I think the reason

1292
01:06:29,840 --> 01:06:32,000
Speaker 7: that I don't do that Rob is a I don't know.

1293
01:06:32,440 --> 01:06:35,440
Speaker 7: I don't want the hot water in my mouth. No,

1294
01:06:35,760 --> 01:06:39,120
Speaker 7: really from the toothpaste. If it gets in there, it's fine. Again,

1295
01:06:39,200 --> 01:06:42,160
Speaker 7: these are all just idiosyncrasies that everybody has. I don't

1296
01:06:42,160 --> 01:06:43,040
Speaker 7: think there's anything wrong with.

1297
01:06:43,080 --> 01:06:43,480
Speaker 2: Any of it.

1298
01:06:44,200 --> 01:06:47,360
Speaker 7: Bottom line for me is I'm happy that people are

1299
01:06:47,440 --> 01:06:50,240
Speaker 7: back there taking care of stuff behind the shower curtain.

1300
01:06:50,600 --> 01:06:54,120
Speaker 2: Whatever you do there, it's none of my business. Good

1301
01:06:54,160 --> 01:06:54,360
Speaker 2: for you.

1302
01:06:55,920 --> 01:06:59,520
Speaker 7: I'm just not waffle stomping in the shower.

1303
01:07:01,440 --> 01:07:05,120
Speaker 16: I mean, rubs the lotion on its skin or else

1304
01:07:05,200 --> 01:07:10,919
Speaker 16: it gets the hose a Garrett, let me go home,

1305
01:07:11,880 --> 01:07:13,120
Speaker 16: press charges up hunt.

1306
01:07:14,240 --> 01:07:16,400
Speaker 2: Now it places the lotion in the basket.

1307
01:07:21,280 --> 01:07:23,120
Speaker 7: See, he's not telling to put the lotion and the tissues.

1308
01:07:23,200 --> 01:07:25,320
Speaker 7: Row put the lotion in the basket.

1309
01:07:25,080 --> 01:07:26,920
Speaker 2: Because he knows what's gonna happen to the tissues. If

1310
01:07:26,920 --> 01:07:29,080
Speaker 2: you put the lotion in the tissue, that's nasty and

1311
01:07:29,120 --> 01:07:30,240
Speaker 2: gonna become less absorbent.

1312
01:07:30,440 --> 01:07:30,640
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1313
01:07:32,080 --> 01:07:34,760
Speaker 7: But again, just to reiterate, you and I are the

1314
01:07:34,840 --> 01:07:39,160
Speaker 7: weird ones in this conversation about snot rockets and brushing

1315
01:07:39,200 --> 01:07:41,680
Speaker 7: the teeth in the shower. Yes, no, I don't.

1316
01:07:41,720 --> 01:07:42,040
Speaker 16: I don't.

1317
01:07:42,680 --> 01:07:44,800
Speaker 2: I don't understand how we would be in a minority

1318
01:07:44,880 --> 01:07:46,440
Speaker 2: of brushing teeth in the shower.

1319
01:07:46,360 --> 01:07:49,720
Speaker 7: Just anecdotally. All the people blowing me up are on

1320
01:07:50,240 --> 01:07:53,880
Speaker 7: Jim's side and Jess's side. Okay, So you I'm just

1321
01:07:53,920 --> 01:07:56,880
Speaker 7: saying you and I in this particular instance, are in

1322
01:07:57,040 --> 01:08:01,400
Speaker 7: the minority of people who you know, Okay, And that's fine.

1323
01:08:02,440 --> 01:08:07,040
Speaker 7: It takes that means that it again, I don't quite

1324
01:08:07,120 --> 01:08:08,680
Speaker 7: understand how it's a time saver.

1325
01:08:09,000 --> 01:08:14,439
Speaker 2: It's not. It sure isn't. No, but you know, because

1326
01:08:14,680 --> 01:08:16,599
Speaker 2: why not brush your teeth when you're taking a crap

1327
01:08:16,680 --> 01:08:18,600
Speaker 2: when you sit down for your morning BM, why not

1328
01:08:18,720 --> 01:08:20,120
Speaker 2: brush your teeth then to save time?

1329
01:08:20,400 --> 01:08:22,640
Speaker 7: And you want to save even more time use the

1330
01:08:22,680 --> 01:08:23,240
Speaker 7: same brush?

1331
01:08:23,400 --> 01:08:27,000
Speaker 2: Yes, oh god, what's so gross about that? Jess?

1332
01:08:27,800 --> 01:08:27,920
Speaker 3: Oh?

1333
01:08:28,120 --> 01:08:32,080
Speaker 2: Nothing, I mean just teeth first, of course, Yeah, Savage

1334
01:08:32,160 --> 01:08:32,439
Speaker 2: is over it.

1335
01:08:32,479 --> 01:08:34,400
Speaker 9: In the morning, if my face is a little puffy,

1336
01:08:34,920 --> 01:08:37,360
Speaker 9: I'll put on an ice pack while doing my slommach crunches.

1337
01:08:37,640 --> 01:08:39,920
Speaker 9: After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep

1338
01:08:40,000 --> 01:08:43,599
Speaker 9: poor cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water

1339
01:08:43,720 --> 01:08:49,160
Speaker 9: activated jel closer, then a honey almond body scrumb, and

1340
01:08:49,280 --> 01:08:53,080
Speaker 9: on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I plan

1341
01:08:53,080 --> 01:08:56,040
Speaker 9: a irbment facial mask, which I leave on for ten

1342
01:08:56,120 --> 01:08:58,280
Speaker 9: minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.

1343
01:08:58,600 --> 01:09:01,400
Speaker 17: I always use them after shit lotion with little or

1344
01:09:01,520 --> 01:09:05,080
Speaker 17: no alcohol because alcohol drives your face out and makes

1345
01:09:05,120 --> 01:09:10,360
Speaker 17: you look over. Then moisturizer, then an anti aging eyebomb,

1346
01:09:10,479 --> 01:09:13,320
Speaker 17: followed by final moisturizing protective lotion.

1347
01:09:13,560 --> 01:09:16,800
Speaker 2: Yeah that's me, Rob, every morning. No saving time there.

1348
01:09:16,920 --> 01:09:21,840
Speaker 7: I just had to reorder my clarifying mask and that

1349
01:09:21,960 --> 01:09:24,400
Speaker 7: ain't cheap. Rob got t tree and aloe in it.

1350
01:09:24,640 --> 01:09:27,840
Speaker 7: It's so fancy. Mask is spelled with a que. Why

1351
01:09:27,840 --> 01:09:28,759
Speaker 7: do you like them apples?

1352
01:09:29,000 --> 01:09:29,599
Speaker 2: Yeah? Fancy?

1353
01:09:29,920 --> 01:09:32,800
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's right. I look like swamp thing every morning

1354
01:09:32,920 --> 01:09:35,280
Speaker 7: for a full thirty minutes. Thank you very much, Rob.

1355
01:09:35,840 --> 01:09:38,280
Speaker 7: No saving time in that, Oh doesn't work if you

1356
01:09:38,320 --> 01:09:40,519
Speaker 7: only do twenty nine? Why do you think my face

1357
01:09:40,600 --> 01:09:44,680
Speaker 7: feels like a baby's ass because of that poor purifier?

1358
01:09:44,800 --> 01:09:47,760
Speaker 2: Rob, I was waiting to find out. I'm like, why

1359
01:09:47,960 --> 01:09:48,920
Speaker 2: is it? Yeah?

1360
01:09:49,520 --> 01:09:52,120
Speaker 7: If you did a blind field test and you put

1361
01:09:52,120 --> 01:09:55,880
Speaker 7: in my face next to Jess's kids bum, you wouldn't

1362
01:09:55,920 --> 01:09:56,839
Speaker 7: know which was which.

1363
01:09:57,360 --> 01:10:01,280
Speaker 2: And then you take a whiff May smells The Alan

1364
01:10:01,400 --> 01:10:03,479
Speaker 2: Cox Show one seven.

1365
01:10:04,080 --> 01:10:06,679
Speaker 3: My mass called the Alan Cox Show.

1366
01:10:07,000 --> 01:10:15,080
Speaker 4: Alan Cox is the worst strive time personality I've ever heard.

1367
01:10:15,560 --> 01:10:17,760
Speaker 6: Two one sixty five seven eight one double oh seven

1368
01:10:17,960 --> 01:10:20,320
Speaker 6: or one eight three four eight one double oh seven.

1369
01:10:25,680 --> 01:10:26,360
Speaker 2: Very cool.

1370
01:10:29,120 --> 01:10:32,400
Speaker 18: Some people say, my mind fun. I'm calling like a

1371
01:10:32,600 --> 01:10:37,400
Speaker 18: snow calling myself on Paige, can't call me, just page

1372
01:10:37,479 --> 01:10:44,040
Speaker 18: me you shan ladies agey.

1373
01:10:45,600 --> 01:10:47,880
Speaker 2: This is a kid rock song everybody was talking about

1374
01:10:47,880 --> 01:10:51,200
Speaker 2: before he did the halftime show. Yeah, called cool Daddy Cool.

1375
01:10:52,600 --> 01:10:55,800
Speaker 2: You're talking about underage girls. Well it was a long

1376
01:10:55,920 --> 01:10:59,120
Speaker 2: time ago, man. He was just saying it was the

1377
01:10:59,320 --> 01:11:02,200
Speaker 2: rig just so man, Oliver kidd rock. He does it

1378
01:11:02,240 --> 01:11:03,920
Speaker 2: in a handful of song. He's like, I got soul

1379
01:11:04,000 --> 01:11:05,519
Speaker 2: like Al Green. They'd be like you.

1380
01:11:05,880 --> 01:11:10,479
Speaker 7: Whack dude, get out of here soul Like he's always

1381
01:11:10,640 --> 01:11:13,760
Speaker 7: name checking. So I'm like James Brown, like, give me

1382
01:11:13,880 --> 01:11:17,920
Speaker 7: a break, bro. No, he was like, I didn't realize

1383
01:11:17,960 --> 01:11:19,960
Speaker 7: that was on the soundtrack to a kid's movie.

1384
01:11:20,080 --> 01:11:20,560
Speaker 2: Did you know that?

1385
01:11:20,800 --> 01:11:23,000
Speaker 7: Oh my god, No, there was a movie twenty five

1386
01:11:23,080 --> 01:11:26,479
Speaker 7: years ago. It flopped hard. It was called Osmosis Jones.

1387
01:11:26,560 --> 01:11:29,400
Speaker 7: The Fairly Brothers did it with Bill Murray. I remember

1388
01:11:29,439 --> 01:11:33,000
Speaker 7: that he was live action. I think the premise was interesting,

1389
01:11:33,160 --> 01:11:37,120
Speaker 7: but ever, all of these internal characters in his body

1390
01:11:38,040 --> 01:11:42,880
Speaker 7: were animated, and so it was a killer cast, right.

1391
01:11:42,960 --> 01:11:46,240
Speaker 7: It was like Molly Shannon and Chris Rock and Larry

1392
01:11:46,320 --> 01:11:48,400
Speaker 7: Fishburne and like all the people that two thousand and

1393
01:11:48,479 --> 01:11:52,160
Speaker 7: one it was called Osmosis Jones flopped hard. Now I

1394
01:11:52,240 --> 01:11:54,679
Speaker 7: don't know if the kid Rock song was in the movie,

1395
01:11:54,760 --> 01:11:57,599
Speaker 7: but it was on the soundtrack and it didn't really

1396
01:11:57,680 --> 01:12:01,240
Speaker 7: do anything for anybody because the movie flopped hard. But

1397
01:12:01,960 --> 01:12:05,439
Speaker 7: they re it was PG thirteen, but it flopped so

1398
01:12:05,560 --> 01:12:08,760
Speaker 7: hard that they re edited it to make it more

1399
01:12:08,880 --> 01:12:11,240
Speaker 7: family friendly, so like when it was on the Disney

1400
01:12:11,400 --> 01:12:13,920
Speaker 7: Channel or whatever, So they cut some stuff out and

1401
01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:18,200
Speaker 7: it was PG. But that song was on the soundtrack

1402
01:12:18,320 --> 01:12:22,880
Speaker 7: to the movie Osmosis Jones where he's singing about you know,

1403
01:12:22,920 --> 01:12:26,680
Speaker 7: I like I'm underage, and all he did was he

1404
01:12:26,800 --> 01:12:31,479
Speaker 7: posted some Kobe Bryant quote. It was basically like, yeah,

1405
01:12:32,000 --> 01:12:34,360
Speaker 7: the haters are a good problem to have, and it's

1406
01:12:34,400 --> 01:12:37,080
Speaker 7: you know, so it's like a non answer answer from

1407
01:12:37,200 --> 01:12:41,840
Speaker 7: Kid Rock. You know, he's like he gotta embrace the hate,

1408
01:12:42,600 --> 01:12:45,320
Speaker 7: like yeah, Kobe quote for yeah.

1409
01:12:46,560 --> 01:12:51,280
Speaker 2: So now again, in general, the song does fall in

1410
01:12:51,439 --> 01:12:56,360
Speaker 2: the same category as like dozens of other jailbait centric

1411
01:12:56,520 --> 01:12:57,120
Speaker 2: rock songs.

1412
01:12:57,240 --> 01:13:00,840
Speaker 7: Right, we talk about that all the time. Any mardonis

1413
01:13:00,920 --> 01:13:05,200
Speaker 7: from Cleveland, Ohio. Rip Right into the Night, sheesus old

1414
01:13:05,520 --> 01:13:08,960
Speaker 7: fifteen years old. It Right into the Night, huge hit

1415
01:13:09,040 --> 01:13:12,120
Speaker 7: for him and Steven Tyler and Ted Nugent. Freaking NuGen

1416
01:13:12,160 --> 01:13:14,759
Speaker 7: has a song called Jailbait all those guys, Yeah, Christine sixteen.

1417
01:13:15,560 --> 01:13:20,640
Speaker 7: So it's you know, yes, it's disingenuous to apply the

1418
01:13:20,840 --> 01:13:26,400
Speaker 7: current kind of social vibe to the past, but if

1419
01:13:26,439 --> 01:13:30,639
Speaker 7: you are a guy who currently supports a pedophile president,

1420
01:13:31,680 --> 01:13:35,200
Speaker 7: that makes it exponentially more cringey, to say the least.

1421
01:13:36,720 --> 01:13:39,000
Speaker 7: So that's what people have the You know, when you

1422
01:13:39,080 --> 01:13:42,760
Speaker 7: realize Pam Bondi is Trump's Galaine Maxwell, it all makes sense.

1423
01:13:43,520 --> 01:13:45,519
Speaker 7: And Kid Rock is a big supporter of all that.

1424
01:13:46,280 --> 01:13:49,680
Speaker 7: So posting a Kobe quote.

1425
01:13:50,520 --> 01:13:51,679
Speaker 2: I didn't really do. It's weird.

1426
01:13:51,760 --> 01:13:53,519
Speaker 7: I mean, you know, Kid Rock didn't want to address

1427
01:13:53,520 --> 01:13:55,560
Speaker 7: it at all. I'm sure he didn't want it he's like,

1428
01:13:55,720 --> 01:14:01,080
Speaker 7: I don't care, yink, he cares now. But I didn't

1429
01:14:01,120 --> 01:14:04,360
Speaker 7: realize it was on the soundtrack to a movie. It's

1430
01:14:04,400 --> 01:14:07,640
Speaker 7: called Osmosis Jones, and it was going to be a

1431
01:14:07,840 --> 01:14:10,080
Speaker 7: huge It was supposed to be a big movie, right

1432
01:14:10,200 --> 01:14:13,479
Speaker 7: fairly brothers. They were still red hot in two thousand

1433
01:14:13,520 --> 01:14:18,200
Speaker 7: and one, and so it had a seventy million dollar budget,

1434
01:14:18,800 --> 01:14:22,240
Speaker 7: which in one a ton of money. This was supposed

1435
01:14:22,240 --> 01:14:25,519
Speaker 7: to be a huge movie, and it made fourteen million dollars.

1436
01:14:25,640 --> 01:14:29,599
Speaker 7: Flopped hard, so they had to I just don't think

1437
01:14:29,600 --> 01:14:32,839
Speaker 7: people get their arms around it, and so they recut

1438
01:14:32,920 --> 01:14:37,960
Speaker 7: it and made it to PG. I guess because you

1439
01:14:38,040 --> 01:14:40,080
Speaker 7: know people are people are like, ell, you see all

1440
01:14:40,120 --> 01:14:43,560
Speaker 7: these bands are jumping off kid Rocks Festival.

1441
01:14:44,320 --> 01:14:46,439
Speaker 2: Well, they canceled it. They canceled the.

1442
01:14:46,479 --> 01:14:51,320
Speaker 7: Festival because the I didn't quite understand what was going

1443
01:14:51,360 --> 01:14:53,639
Speaker 7: on there. So they had this thing called the Rock

1444
01:14:53,960 --> 01:14:58,360
Speaker 7: the Country Festival. It's only haven't they only canceled one stop?

1445
01:14:59,040 --> 01:15:00,880
Speaker 2: No, I think they think they might have shut the

1446
01:15:00,880 --> 01:15:01,400
Speaker 2: whole thing down.

1447
01:15:01,479 --> 01:15:03,840
Speaker 7: Oh, I thought, well it was going to be Creed

1448
01:15:04,040 --> 01:15:04,920
Speaker 7: and Shine down.

1449
01:15:05,080 --> 01:15:05,559
Speaker 3: This is the one.

1450
01:15:05,560 --> 01:15:07,400
Speaker 7: A couple of weeks ago we talked about that Ludacris

1451
01:15:07,479 --> 01:15:10,160
Speaker 7: jumped off of yes, because he's like this is not

1452
01:15:10,560 --> 01:15:13,000
Speaker 7: this ain't no thank you, no thank you. But anyway

1453
01:15:13,000 --> 01:15:15,599
Speaker 7: its Creed and Shined Down. And let's be real, if

1454
01:15:15,720 --> 01:15:19,040
Speaker 7: Brad Arnold were still alive, this would have been if

1455
01:15:19,080 --> 01:15:22,000
Speaker 7: he had I shouldn't say alive, if he hadn't been ill,

1456
01:15:22,360 --> 01:15:26,200
Speaker 7: this would absolutely have had Three Doors Down on because

1457
01:15:26,240 --> 01:15:28,640
Speaker 7: I mean they played Trump's inaugural the first time around, right,

1458
01:15:28,720 --> 01:15:31,559
Speaker 7: so three Doors Down bann from Mississippi. I mean they

1459
01:15:31,600 --> 01:15:35,679
Speaker 7: didn't have any they wouldn't have had any qualms about

1460
01:15:35,720 --> 01:15:37,960
Speaker 7: doing a show like this. It's kid rocking some country

1461
01:15:38,040 --> 01:15:40,720
Speaker 7: arts and whatever. But they were trying to broaden it out.

1462
01:15:41,320 --> 01:15:44,040
Speaker 7: I guess to their credit they were like we got Ludacros,

1463
01:15:44,160 --> 01:15:47,439
Speaker 7: we got Cream, we got Shined Down, but all these

1464
01:15:47,479 --> 01:15:49,320
Speaker 7: other bands bailed. And I thought it was just from

1465
01:15:49,360 --> 01:15:50,920
Speaker 7: the one stop they were going to do end of

1466
01:15:51,000 --> 01:15:56,960
Speaker 7: July in Anderson, South Carolina, and the initial statement is always, well,

1467
01:15:57,479 --> 01:15:59,320
Speaker 7: unforeseen circumstances.

1468
01:16:00,160 --> 01:16:02,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, everybody jumped off, and.

1469
01:16:02,560 --> 01:16:05,920
Speaker 7: The people in that town they're bummed obviously, because you

1470
01:16:05,960 --> 01:16:08,400
Speaker 7: know it brings money. Any big festival is going to

1471
01:16:08,439 --> 01:16:14,400
Speaker 7: bring money into a town. Creed Brantley Gilbert, who I

1472
01:16:14,479 --> 01:16:17,240
Speaker 7: think was part of that. He was Maga halftime show. Yeah, ye,

1473
01:16:18,240 --> 01:16:20,439
Speaker 7: And then it was supposed to be Ludicrous and shine Down,

1474
01:16:20,560 --> 01:16:23,800
Speaker 7: so other than Ludacrous and Creed and Shinedown, it was

1475
01:16:23,880 --> 01:16:28,639
Speaker 7: all like country bands, you know. But if only Creed

1476
01:16:28,680 --> 01:16:31,519
Speaker 7: and Ludacris and Shineedown bailed, why did they cancel the

1477
01:16:31,560 --> 01:16:31,960
Speaker 7: whole thing?

1478
01:16:32,080 --> 01:16:35,880
Speaker 2: They had like fifteen bands. I don't know. I just

1479
01:16:35,920 --> 01:16:38,640
Speaker 2: saw that that it was. Yeah, once Shinedown announced that

1480
01:16:38,720 --> 01:16:41,080
Speaker 2: they were off, well, I think some of the country

1481
01:16:41,160 --> 01:16:45,959
Speaker 2: artists bailed off too. But the Rock the Country Festival

1482
01:16:46,880 --> 01:16:54,200
Speaker 2: not happening, yeah, because initially all of the other stops

1483
01:16:54,240 --> 01:16:56,640
Speaker 2: were still going to happen because skinnerd was doing some

1484
01:16:57,160 --> 01:17:01,760
Speaker 2: and Aaron Lewis was doing some and the frontman for

1485
01:17:01,880 --> 01:17:05,640
Speaker 2: the band asking Alexandria, who I think are British. But

1486
01:17:06,120 --> 01:17:11,200
Speaker 2: oh yeah, so I guess I didn't understand they canceled

1487
01:17:11,240 --> 01:17:15,240
Speaker 2: the whole tour. I thought that they canceled one stop

1488
01:17:15,400 --> 01:17:23,799
Speaker 2: because a handful of bands were bailing, you know, retail

1489
01:17:23,840 --> 01:17:30,040
Speaker 2: outlets they have to expand in otherwise incongruous directions.

1490
01:17:30,120 --> 01:17:30,240
Speaker 14: You know.

1491
01:17:30,520 --> 01:17:33,200
Speaker 7: I was in an Ace hardware rob not that long

1492
01:17:33,240 --> 01:17:36,720
Speaker 7: ago in the Ace Hardware near me. There's one not

1493
01:17:36,880 --> 01:17:39,840
Speaker 7: far from where I live, So I was in there.

1494
01:17:41,000 --> 01:17:43,040
Speaker 7: I was doing some sheet metal work at home, Rob,

1495
01:17:43,120 --> 01:17:45,760
Speaker 7: so I went in looking for some pet friendly snow melt,

1496
01:17:46,240 --> 01:17:48,960
Speaker 7: and I needed a duck to elbow, and so I

1497
01:17:49,040 --> 01:17:52,599
Speaker 7: went into my local Ace Hardware. And there's really never

1498
01:17:52,720 --> 01:17:54,639
Speaker 7: anybody in there other than the kids that are working.

1499
01:17:56,280 --> 01:17:59,599
Speaker 7: But I did notice, Rob, they had you know, Now,

1500
01:18:00,280 --> 01:18:03,599
Speaker 7: when you get up to the counter, it doesn't matter

1501
01:18:03,680 --> 01:18:06,160
Speaker 7: what retail establishment it is. It doesn't matter if it's

1502
01:18:06,160 --> 01:18:08,960
Speaker 7: an ACE Hardware. They're selling snacks. It's like a movie

1503
01:18:09,000 --> 01:18:11,680
Speaker 7: theater lobby. Oh yeah, right, they got nuts and they

1504
01:18:11,760 --> 01:18:13,880
Speaker 7: got you know. And depending on where you are, they

1505
01:18:13,960 --> 01:18:18,920
Speaker 7: might have their own proprietary line of Jalapanio lime chips

1506
01:18:19,040 --> 01:18:27,559
Speaker 7: or something. Ace had pies, like dessert frozen pies. Wow,

1507
01:18:29,000 --> 01:18:30,680
Speaker 7: the Ace near me. Now, I don't know if they're

1508
01:18:30,720 --> 01:18:32,560
Speaker 7: rolling them eastward. I know that this was starting on

1509
01:18:32,600 --> 01:18:36,960
Speaker 7: the West coast. The Ace near me had pies. And

1510
01:18:37,000 --> 01:18:39,720
Speaker 7: apparently the TikTok kids are getting all over it right now.

1511
01:18:39,720 --> 01:18:42,680
Speaker 7: They're not cheap, like twenty bucks a pop must be

1512
01:18:42,760 --> 01:18:43,200
Speaker 7: a good pie.

1513
01:18:43,439 --> 01:18:45,519
Speaker 2: They have. Hey, listen, TikTok. They're loving it.

1514
01:18:47,160 --> 01:18:50,880
Speaker 7: This kid checked out the strawberry rhubarb pie from Ace.

1515
01:18:51,720 --> 01:18:54,320
Speaker 7: Now you know my love for strawberry rhubarb pie. My

1516
01:18:54,479 --> 01:18:57,479
Speaker 7: dear departed grandmother used to make them, and I love them.

1517
01:18:58,280 --> 01:19:01,840
Speaker 7: And if there's a one thing we've learned earned about rubarb,

1518
01:19:01,880 --> 01:19:06,960
Speaker 7: it's that you a never rub another man's rhubarb and

1519
01:19:07,120 --> 01:19:09,679
Speaker 7: b makes a hell of an ingredient in a pie.

1520
01:19:11,800 --> 01:19:13,200
Speaker 7: What did your pie give me, grandma?

1521
01:19:13,840 --> 01:19:14,240
Speaker 2: That's right?

1522
01:19:18,479 --> 01:19:20,120
Speaker 7: What did you call people who didn't like your pies?

1523
01:19:20,240 --> 01:19:22,920
Speaker 7: A bunch of that's right? Thank you, Grandma. I love you,

1524
01:19:22,960 --> 01:19:23,360
Speaker 7: I miss you.

1525
01:19:23,560 --> 01:19:25,960
Speaker 2: I love you. This guy on TikTok was trying out

1526
01:19:26,000 --> 01:19:28,320
Speaker 2: one of the pies. There they fell pie at Ace Hardware.

1527
01:19:28,560 --> 01:19:31,200
Speaker 19: It's like the autos and seafood boiled, but even better

1528
01:19:31,439 --> 01:19:32,559
Speaker 19: BlackBerry apricot.

1529
01:19:33,000 --> 01:19:37,439
Speaker 2: Granted, this doesn't sound like a dude who's otherwise spending

1530
01:19:37,520 --> 01:19:41,599
Speaker 2: a lot of time and in Ace Hardware. And did

1531
01:19:41,640 --> 01:19:44,320
Speaker 2: he say a seafood boil from an auto parts store?

1532
01:19:44,360 --> 01:19:47,360
Speaker 2: I think he was being cheeky, got it. I don't

1533
01:19:47,400 --> 01:19:51,680
Speaker 2: know who this is, but he you know, BlackBerry blueberry.

1534
01:19:51,760 --> 01:19:55,400
Speaker 19: I'm gonna go strawberry rubarb I'll do it without whip

1535
01:19:55,560 --> 01:19:58,120
Speaker 19: con first palette, cleansed, perfect spite.

1536
01:19:58,160 --> 01:20:00,280
Speaker 7: Rob to be fully gross. I also, I don't know

1537
01:20:00,280 --> 01:20:01,760
Speaker 7: if this is a guy spending a lot of time

1538
01:20:01,800 --> 01:20:02,679
Speaker 7: around pie.

1539
01:20:03,080 --> 01:20:04,240
Speaker 2: Ayo, thank you?

1540
01:20:04,880 --> 01:20:07,200
Speaker 3: Oh my god, no way.

1541
01:20:08,600 --> 01:20:11,080
Speaker 19: I've had many a strawberry rubar pie in my life,

1542
01:20:11,160 --> 01:20:13,800
Speaker 19: and this one has a perfect amount of tang or

1543
01:20:13,880 --> 01:20:14,439
Speaker 19: the texture.

1544
01:20:15,360 --> 01:20:16,200
Speaker 2: Do I have to say it?

1545
01:20:16,320 --> 01:20:16,519
Speaker 14: Rob?

1546
01:20:22,880 --> 01:20:28,720
Speaker 2: I mean, can we can we just move on? Or

1547
01:20:30,520 --> 01:20:33,160
Speaker 2: it's almost like pudding. I'm not a loss for words.

1548
01:20:33,320 --> 01:20:35,680
Speaker 2: Is probably one of the best pots I've had. Go

1549
01:20:35,840 --> 01:20:37,960
Speaker 2: to Ace Hardware, I guess, and get your pie there.

1550
01:20:38,000 --> 01:20:39,919
Speaker 2: You go pie at Ace Hardware.

1551
01:20:41,360 --> 01:20:44,599
Speaker 7: They're like, hey, we're gonna bring the kids in once

1552
01:20:44,680 --> 01:20:48,519
Speaker 7: it starts, you know, getting around TikTok. But imagine that

1553
01:20:48,600 --> 01:20:50,560
Speaker 7: you're working at Ace Hardware, because the one by me,

1554
01:20:50,680 --> 01:20:53,280
Speaker 7: the one closest to me, it's usually kids working behind.

1555
01:20:53,320 --> 01:20:55,840
Speaker 7: You know, they're either in high school or they're eighty.

1556
01:20:56,479 --> 01:20:58,639
Speaker 7: You know, they got it real cradled with the grave

1557
01:20:58,760 --> 01:21:01,040
Speaker 7: program going on over there. But everybody's very nice and

1558
01:21:01,280 --> 01:21:03,760
Speaker 7: they always are helpful, and they have what I'm looking for.

1559
01:21:03,840 --> 01:21:06,120
Speaker 7: If I can't find it on my own, I get

1560
01:21:06,200 --> 01:21:08,479
Speaker 7: my smokers there like, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, they

1561
01:21:08,479 --> 01:21:12,040
Speaker 7: have a whole yep, all that stuff. So they're already

1562
01:21:12,080 --> 01:21:14,519
Speaker 7: diversified to some degree because you know, they got a

1563
01:21:15,080 --> 01:21:17,439
Speaker 7: even though they're a chain, those are smaller locations. You know,

1564
01:21:17,520 --> 01:21:20,439
Speaker 7: they're still kind of like hometown hardware stores. And so

1565
01:21:20,560 --> 01:21:24,320
Speaker 7: you have to compete rob with the big box stores.

1566
01:21:24,880 --> 01:21:28,160
Speaker 2: They're gonna have to change their jingle. ACE is the

1567
01:21:28,200 --> 01:21:30,040
Speaker 2: place for strubberry roof bar pie.

1568
01:21:30,240 --> 01:21:30,439
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1569
01:21:31,160 --> 01:21:34,639
Speaker 7: Well, they used to be the helpful hardware man. Yeah,

1570
01:21:35,040 --> 01:21:37,240
Speaker 7: and then that got to be well, and it's the

1571
01:21:37,320 --> 01:21:39,920
Speaker 7: helpful hardware folks. Oh, that's right, You're right, it is

1572
01:21:40,080 --> 01:21:42,200
Speaker 7: because it got to be you know, I wanted to

1573
01:21:42,320 --> 01:21:45,719
Speaker 7: update it is the place for the helpful hardware folks.

1574
01:21:46,920 --> 01:21:49,559
Speaker 19: Based on Pie at A Hardware it's like the autos

1575
01:21:49,600 --> 01:21:54,480
Speaker 19: and seafood boiled but even better. BlackBerry apricot, BlackBerry blueberry,

1576
01:21:54,680 --> 01:21:55,080
Speaker 19: and they.

1577
01:21:55,080 --> 01:21:58,880
Speaker 7: Have a they have a freezer case there and you

1578
01:21:59,000 --> 01:22:02,720
Speaker 7: can get yourself some imagine you're working at an ACE

1579
01:22:02,800 --> 01:22:05,040
Speaker 7: Hardware and somebody walks in, You're like, can I help you?

1580
01:22:05,200 --> 01:22:08,440
Speaker 7: And they are not there for anything even remotely connected

1581
01:22:09,200 --> 01:22:12,599
Speaker 7: to hardware. But word has gotten around that they've got pie,

1582
01:22:13,560 --> 01:22:16,760
Speaker 7: And if you're working at a location that doesn't have them,

1583
01:22:17,080 --> 01:22:18,960
Speaker 7: you don't know what the hell they're talking about.

1584
01:22:19,400 --> 01:22:24,240
Speaker 2: Especially if this guy comes in, I'm looking for the

1585
01:22:24,320 --> 01:22:29,559
Speaker 2: pie section. Just say, what now, pies? Do you guys

1586
01:22:29,640 --> 01:22:30,760
Speaker 2: have pies here?

1587
01:22:31,760 --> 01:22:31,920
Speaker 16: Sir?

1588
01:22:32,080 --> 01:22:34,200
Speaker 2: This is an ACE hardware. You're like the meme? Sir,

1589
01:22:34,320 --> 01:22:36,559
Speaker 2: this is a Wendy's. Yeah, Like, what are you talking about?

1590
01:22:36,640 --> 01:22:36,680
Speaker 1: Do?

1591
01:22:36,800 --> 01:22:38,639
Speaker 2: This is a hardware? This is an ACE hardware?

1592
01:22:38,760 --> 01:22:38,920
Speaker 1: Sir?

1593
01:22:40,320 --> 01:22:43,760
Speaker 7: Uh, so I didn't. I didn't get a pie. I'm

1594
01:22:43,800 --> 01:22:45,280
Speaker 7: certainly not a verse to pie.

1595
01:22:46,320 --> 01:22:48,840
Speaker 2: No, you might stop and get them if if my

1596
01:22:49,160 --> 01:22:52,519
Speaker 2: local ace has them, I will absolutely buy one. What's

1597
01:22:52,520 --> 01:22:53,519
Speaker 2: a rhubarb taste?

1598
01:22:53,600 --> 01:22:53,640
Speaker 1: Like?

1599
01:22:53,920 --> 01:22:56,960
Speaker 2: Is it sweet? No? No, exact opposite. Yeah, it's like

1600
01:22:57,000 --> 01:23:02,000
Speaker 2: a tart. It looks like celery, but it's tart, very bitter. Yeah.

1601
01:23:02,320 --> 01:23:04,400
Speaker 2: Why would you put that in a pie? Because you

1602
01:23:04,439 --> 01:23:07,480
Speaker 2: put it in with strawberry and sugar, and it counterbalances

1603
01:23:07,520 --> 01:23:08,839
Speaker 2: and makes a beautiful flavor.

1604
01:23:09,080 --> 01:23:11,960
Speaker 7: Some people would walk around with rhubarb. I remember a

1605
01:23:12,000 --> 01:23:13,840
Speaker 7: friend of mine had rhubarb and there he would have

1606
01:23:13,960 --> 01:23:17,080
Speaker 7: powdered sugar in a ziploc bag and he would dip

1607
01:23:17,200 --> 01:23:19,320
Speaker 7: the rhubarb into the bag and then just eat it

1608
01:23:19,560 --> 01:23:20,040
Speaker 7: like Celery.

1609
01:23:20,160 --> 01:23:21,400
Speaker 2: My brother Mike would do the same thing.

1610
01:23:21,560 --> 01:23:21,720
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1611
01:23:21,800 --> 01:23:23,600
Speaker 2: Wow, that was too much for me. I couldn't do that.

1612
01:23:23,680 --> 01:23:25,200
Speaker 2: It was too bitter. I didn't like that.

1613
01:23:31,040 --> 01:23:32,600
Speaker 7: Oh with a crazy Yeah. I had a clip a

1614
01:23:32,680 --> 01:23:35,400
Speaker 7: long time ago, this crazy rhubarb lady. I don't that's

1615
01:23:35,520 --> 01:23:39,120
Speaker 7: long gone from my system. But it was this lady

1616
01:23:39,400 --> 01:23:44,600
Speaker 7: who was pulling out her neighbor's rhubarb. Crazy lady in

1617
01:23:44,760 --> 01:23:48,679
Speaker 7: my town caught stealing rhubarb. This is still on still

1618
01:23:48,720 --> 01:23:51,800
Speaker 7: on Reddit. It is like twelve thirteen years ago. And

1619
01:23:51,920 --> 01:23:55,639
Speaker 7: she was screaming at people. Oh been removed from YouTube, Yeah,

1620
01:23:55,640 --> 01:23:58,599
Speaker 7: because I think she was. I had edited it back

1621
01:23:58,640 --> 01:24:00,560
Speaker 7: in the day, but she was screaming people and the

1622
01:24:00,600 --> 01:24:04,680
Speaker 7: neighbor was like, she sounded like Cartman for one thing.

1623
01:24:04,720 --> 01:24:07,439
Speaker 7: I wish I still had it, but it did not

1624
01:24:07,600 --> 01:24:11,960
Speaker 7: survive the involuntary purge many years ago. And yeah, this

1625
01:24:12,120 --> 01:24:14,120
Speaker 7: woman she was like on you know, like it looked

1626
01:24:14,160 --> 01:24:16,040
Speaker 7: like she was on like a rural road or something.

1627
01:24:16,080 --> 01:24:18,320
Speaker 7: And so there was this big tract of land in

1628
01:24:18,400 --> 01:24:21,880
Speaker 7: her next door neighbor. I guess this woman thought that

1629
01:24:22,040 --> 01:24:23,560
Speaker 7: that it was her rhubarb.

1630
01:24:23,720 --> 01:24:28,840
Speaker 2: And I don't know, but she was bananas. I can't

1631
01:24:28,880 --> 01:24:32,360
Speaker 2: really play it for you, and without listening to it first.

1632
01:24:32,520 --> 01:24:35,439
Speaker 2: And this was somewhere in Iowa, I guess, and she

1633
01:24:35,680 --> 01:24:38,960
Speaker 2: was yelling at people. I think it's probably been scrubbed

1634
01:24:39,000 --> 01:24:43,040
Speaker 2: from the internet, but Stephen Canton with a very very

1635
01:24:43,080 --> 01:24:49,160
Speaker 2: good memory there Alan speaking of proprietary snacks. Have you

1636
01:24:49,240 --> 01:24:51,160
Speaker 2: guys heard of Lawson's chip dip?

1637
01:24:51,360 --> 01:24:51,479
Speaker 1: Oh?

1638
01:24:52,120 --> 01:24:52,600
Speaker 8: What is that?

1639
01:24:54,200 --> 01:24:54,320
Speaker 18: Hey?

1640
01:24:54,400 --> 01:24:59,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, the dip that won't quit? M Is it any good?

1641
01:24:59,720 --> 01:25:01,080
Speaker 2: It's it's perfectly fine.

1642
01:25:02,640 --> 01:25:05,080
Speaker 7: Just Jess, you don't remember you were the one telling

1643
01:25:05,160 --> 01:25:06,799
Speaker 7: us about it. You were cracked.

1644
01:25:06,880 --> 01:25:08,560
Speaker 2: Oh god, she was.

1645
01:25:09,080 --> 01:25:14,880
Speaker 7: She was proselytizing rob standing on an apple crate on

1646
01:25:15,040 --> 01:25:18,240
Speaker 7: the corner right here on the east side, right on

1647
01:25:18,280 --> 01:25:20,599
Speaker 7: the other side of ninth in Euclid standing up there.

1648
01:25:20,680 --> 01:25:23,240
Speaker 7: She's right next to the j dubs right. They want

1649
01:25:23,320 --> 01:25:25,400
Speaker 7: to ask you have you heard the good word? And

1650
01:25:25,600 --> 01:25:28,679
Speaker 7: Jesse Be They're like, you mean about chip dip? Yeah,

1651
01:25:28,760 --> 01:25:30,600
Speaker 7: I've heard a good word. It's called Lawsons.

1652
01:25:30,800 --> 01:25:31,000
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1653
01:25:32,120 --> 01:25:34,559
Speaker 2: Hey, how's the hockey team doing? Didn't they drop the puck?

1654
01:25:35,000 --> 01:25:35,240
Speaker 2: They did?

1655
01:25:35,360 --> 01:25:37,559
Speaker 7: I went right past to the USA hockey men's team.

1656
01:25:37,600 --> 01:25:40,120
Speaker 2: They're playing. Yeah. At Via it's one one tie at

1657
01:25:40,160 --> 01:25:41,000
Speaker 2: the end of the first.

1658
01:25:40,880 --> 01:25:46,479
Speaker 7: Okay, speaking of hockey, by the way, the Ontario Hockey League,

1659
01:25:46,720 --> 01:25:51,760
Speaker 7: there were three of these junior hockey league leagues over

1660
01:25:51,800 --> 01:25:56,880
Speaker 7: there in Canada. Oshawa, Ontario has a team called the Generals.

1661
01:25:57,000 --> 01:25:59,400
Speaker 7: Oshua is about if you spent any amount of time

1662
01:25:59,640 --> 01:26:02,080
Speaker 7: in a around Toronto, you might know where Ashwa is.

1663
01:26:02,200 --> 01:26:05,519
Speaker 7: Probably about forty miles east of downtown Toronto. They call

1664
01:26:05,600 --> 01:26:10,240
Speaker 7: it Canada's motor City. Okay, you know, like Detroit here,

1665
01:26:10,400 --> 01:26:14,719
Speaker 7: rob you know, except Windsor is Canada's Detroit? So well whatever, Ashua.

1666
01:26:15,280 --> 01:26:17,400
Speaker 7: So they have a team called the Generals there in

1667
01:26:17,479 --> 01:26:20,880
Speaker 7: the Ontario Hockey League and they send an email out

1668
01:26:22,479 --> 01:26:25,080
Speaker 7: to as many ticket holders as they could with info

1669
01:26:25,560 --> 01:26:29,640
Speaker 7: asking the fans, hey, please take a shower before you

1670
01:26:29,720 --> 01:26:33,840
Speaker 7: come to our games, because people have been complaining that

1671
01:26:33,880 --> 01:26:37,439
Speaker 7: they would go to Oshawa Generals games. They play at

1672
01:26:37,479 --> 01:26:40,840
Speaker 7: the Tribute Community Center, and more and more people are

1673
01:26:40,880 --> 01:26:46,360
Speaker 7: complaining that the people sitting near or around them smelled terrible. Now,

1674
01:26:47,320 --> 01:26:52,759
Speaker 7: you would be hard pressed to come across a worse

1675
01:26:52,960 --> 01:26:57,680
Speaker 7: smell than a hockey bag, a hockey equipment bag, right,

1676
01:26:57,960 --> 01:27:01,639
Speaker 7: hockey pads. If you're a player. That's a very distinct smell.

1677
01:27:01,760 --> 01:27:03,000
Speaker 2: Oh yeah uh.

1678
01:27:03,160 --> 01:27:06,160
Speaker 7: But for the fans usually they don't have to worry

1679
01:27:06,200 --> 01:27:08,679
Speaker 7: about them. But they did send out a big memo

1680
01:27:09,320 --> 01:27:14,479
Speaker 7: straight from the GM's office of the Ashawa Generals asking

1681
01:27:14,600 --> 01:27:17,840
Speaker 7: people to please shower before attending a game.

1682
01:27:18,160 --> 01:27:20,880
Speaker 2: We'll do us a favor. Eh, take a nice quick

1683
01:27:20,920 --> 01:27:23,760
Speaker 2: shower before you come on down and support your local team. Eh. Hey,

1684
01:27:23,840 --> 01:27:26,559
Speaker 2: did you come from the gym or something? Or well,

1685
01:27:26,640 --> 01:27:29,920
Speaker 2: boy your rink. You can use our showers.

1686
01:27:29,960 --> 01:27:30,120
Speaker 1: Ee.

1687
01:27:30,640 --> 01:27:33,439
Speaker 7: Their email sent out from the U I guess ticket

1688
01:27:33,479 --> 01:27:35,880
Speaker 7: to GM's office and the ticket vendor's office. And you

1689
01:27:35,960 --> 01:27:37,800
Speaker 7: know it's Canadian because they spell odor with a you.

1690
01:27:39,400 --> 01:27:42,599
Speaker 7: If you're feeling unwell, we encourage you to take care

1691
01:27:42,640 --> 01:27:45,919
Speaker 7: of yourself and cheer us on from home when possible.

1692
01:27:45,960 --> 01:27:50,160
Speaker 7: We do have personal hygiene stations. Wow, a lot of

1693
01:27:50,240 --> 01:27:53,280
Speaker 7: hand sanitizer there, and they want the fans to be

1694
01:27:53,439 --> 01:27:55,280
Speaker 7: mindful of personal cleanliness.

1695
01:27:55,920 --> 01:27:56,080
Speaker 18: Well.

1696
01:27:56,200 --> 01:27:58,160
Speaker 2: CHRISP. Sas is a big sponsor this year, so you

1697
01:27:58,200 --> 01:27:59,880
Speaker 2: can go ahead and grab yourself a little sample and

1698
01:28:00,160 --> 01:28:02,160
Speaker 2: out the door. Hey, I was smelling sitting next to

1699
01:28:02,160 --> 01:28:03,160
Speaker 2: our guys. Smell like cape.

1700
01:28:05,960 --> 01:28:08,160
Speaker 7: And so they're complaining about they're like, yeah, there's people

1701
01:28:08,240 --> 01:28:11,000
Speaker 7: sitting next to us smell like piss and bad breath,

1702
01:28:11,760 --> 01:28:14,040
Speaker 7: Like come on, man, gross.

1703
01:28:14,160 --> 01:28:16,240
Speaker 2: I love it. How delicate they have to be.

1704
01:28:16,479 --> 01:28:20,160
Speaker 7: You know, they're talking to people who stink, and they're like, oh,

1705
01:28:20,360 --> 01:28:22,439
Speaker 7: we have to be you know, their a professional organization.

1706
01:28:22,680 --> 01:28:25,160
Speaker 2: If you're feeling unwell, please stay home.

1707
01:28:25,960 --> 01:28:26,160
Speaker 1: You know.

1708
01:28:27,840 --> 01:28:30,200
Speaker 7: When they when they just want to go, hey, wash

1709
01:28:30,240 --> 01:28:32,080
Speaker 7: you ass before you come to the game. All right,

1710
01:28:32,880 --> 01:28:35,519
Speaker 7: if you went to the gym or something and the

1711
01:28:35,560 --> 01:28:37,880
Speaker 7: people in the stands, they don't want to go over

1712
01:28:38,080 --> 01:28:41,679
Speaker 7: to someone and say, hey, you stink.

1713
01:28:42,479 --> 01:28:44,120
Speaker 2: Well, if anybody could get away with it would be

1714
01:28:44,120 --> 01:28:46,640
Speaker 2: a Canadian. They'd say it so nicely you wouldn't even know.

1715
01:28:47,400 --> 01:28:49,320
Speaker 2: The car show on.

1716
01:28:49,520 --> 01:28:50,920
Speaker 3: One hundreds of it.

1717
01:28:53,840 --> 01:28:56,520
Speaker 6: Auur apologies to second shitters.

1718
01:28:56,760 --> 01:28:59,680
Speaker 2: All right, here we go, everybody, let's get to one.

1719
01:29:00,160 --> 01:29:03,080
Speaker 2: There's no way to start your day. The Alan Cox

1720
01:29:03,160 --> 01:29:04,120
Speaker 2: shows on one.

1721
01:29:04,080 --> 01:29:29,160
Speaker 3: Hundred seven double U M M. S. W.

1722
01:29:39,479 --> 01:29:50,840
Speaker 20: Brand I said, you said, yes you can.

1723
01:29:52,400 --> 01:29:53,000
Speaker 4: This session.

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Speaker 3: It's not straight.

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01:30:07,840 --> 01:30:09,640
Speaker 2: We're talking about Canada. I was reading about all of

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01:30:09,680 --> 01:30:14,479
Speaker 2: the companies in Canada that are investing heavily construction, companies

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01:30:14,520 --> 01:30:17,760
Speaker 2: that are spending a ton of money on massive three

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01:30:17,840 --> 01:30:22,160
Speaker 2: D printers for their construction businesses. They're betting huge on

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01:30:22,360 --> 01:30:24,000
Speaker 2: like three D printed housing.

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Speaker 1: Right.

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01:30:25,120 --> 01:30:26,880
Speaker 2: If you can get the materials and you can get

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01:30:26,920 --> 01:30:31,160
Speaker 2: the uh uh, the giant robotic arms, you know, fast

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01:30:31,240 --> 01:30:35,920
Speaker 2: print concrete, you can you can really make some things

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01:30:35,920 --> 01:30:37,640
Speaker 2: happen up there. I'm sure there's companies down here doing

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01:30:37,720 --> 01:30:37,920
Speaker 2: it too.

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Speaker 7: How much time are you really saving, Well, you're probably

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01:30:42,400 --> 01:30:46,400
Speaker 7: saving a lot, but you use three D print. People

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01:30:46,479 --> 01:30:52,800
Speaker 7: could conceivably three D print their own homes if they

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01:30:52,880 --> 01:30:54,920
Speaker 7: had the means to do it. If you've ever watched,

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01:30:55,000 --> 01:30:58,040
Speaker 7: there's tons of video on social media and YouTube and

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01:30:58,120 --> 01:31:02,320
Speaker 7: things like that, and it's a amazing to watch. So

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01:31:02,439 --> 01:31:05,799
Speaker 7: there's a there's probably, I would imagine that the construction

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01:31:06,000 --> 01:31:11,680
Speaker 7: industry because there are so many variables within it, and

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01:31:11,800 --> 01:31:15,880
Speaker 7: there are so many it's probably slow to adapt, like

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01:31:16,320 --> 01:31:20,120
Speaker 7: you know a lot of other legacy businesses. But if

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01:31:20,200 --> 01:31:22,120
Speaker 7: you you know, all it takes is a couple of

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01:31:22,200 --> 01:31:25,120
Speaker 7: companies to get out in front of it. This woman

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01:31:25,240 --> 01:31:29,120
Speaker 7: up there in Ontario spent seven hundred thousand dollars. She

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01:31:29,320 --> 01:31:35,120
Speaker 7: invested her savings into a robotic arm. She owns a

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01:31:35,160 --> 01:31:38,240
Speaker 7: bunch of land and she wanted to print her home.

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01:31:40,360 --> 01:31:42,600
Speaker 7: Wouldn't you just spend the seven hundred thousand dollars on

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01:31:42,680 --> 01:31:44,680
Speaker 7: a home? Just buy a house, if somebody build you

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01:31:44,720 --> 01:31:45,120
Speaker 7: a house.

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01:31:45,800 --> 01:31:48,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, how durable do you think a three D printed house?

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Speaker 7: Well, it's printed first of all, that they're real durable

1756
01:31:51,439 --> 01:31:55,719
Speaker 7: because you you know, solid plastic, you know, build her grade.

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01:31:55,760 --> 01:32:00,000
Speaker 7: But these are like three D printing concrete, laying down concrete.

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01:32:00,600 --> 01:32:03,360
Speaker 7: She said, she was just getting The builders she was

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01:32:03,439 --> 01:32:07,960
Speaker 7: talking to were giving her super high quotes, and she

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01:32:08,120 --> 01:32:14,920
Speaker 7: bought the land. She bought a giant robotic arm that

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Speaker 7: would three D print her house. Now, after your home

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01:32:17,760 --> 01:32:20,120
Speaker 7: is printed, what do you do? I guess you sell

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01:32:20,200 --> 01:32:24,720
Speaker 7: it to a construction company or something. But it's at

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01:32:24,800 --> 01:32:30,320
Speaker 7: least passively. Just to watch these, it's very interesting and entertaining.

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01:32:30,439 --> 01:32:34,719
Speaker 7: You know, they're building, you know, townhouse complexes three D printing.

1766
01:32:35,439 --> 01:32:38,200
Speaker 7: They print the walls obviously, or the foundation or whatever.

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01:32:38,360 --> 01:32:42,360
Speaker 7: And I'm sure people in the construction business have thoughts

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01:32:42,600 --> 01:32:46,839
Speaker 7: on that, whether or not it's viable, but it's interesting.

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Speaker 7: You know, I bought my daughter a three D printer,

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Speaker 7: like a small it's called a toy box. I bought

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01:32:53,120 --> 01:32:57,320
Speaker 7: her one Christmas before last. And you know, it's a

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Speaker 7: little expensive to buy what they call the printer food,

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01:33:00,080 --> 01:33:01,920
Speaker 7: you know, the little spools of plastic.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, those aren't cheap, but it's fun. You know, you

1775
01:33:05,600 --> 01:33:06,200
Speaker 2: just put something.

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01:33:06,360 --> 01:33:10,000
Speaker 7: She can either create something, and she's always creating wild stuff.

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Speaker 2: What does she make.

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Speaker 7: She'll make like, you know, tiny little figurines. There's like

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01:33:15,800 --> 01:33:17,840
Speaker 7: pre made things. You can go on this app and

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01:33:17,920 --> 01:33:19,760
Speaker 7: you can I want a dolphin or you know, if

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01:33:19,800 --> 01:33:22,680
Speaker 7: you're making like key chains and stuff. But she's more

1782
01:33:22,800 --> 01:33:27,439
Speaker 7: prone to creating like weirdo figures and then to see

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01:33:27,520 --> 01:33:30,560
Speaker 7: them print it out is pretty wild. And so that

1784
01:33:30,680 --> 01:33:32,160
Speaker 7: was one of those things a couple of years ago

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Speaker 7: that seemed kind of kind of silly to get an

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Speaker 7: eight year old, and I think that it is, but

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Speaker 7: I knew that she would really enjoy it and that

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Speaker 7: she would put it to good use. You know, some

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01:33:41,479 --> 01:33:42,920
Speaker 7: things you get your kid and they're bored with it

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Speaker 7: in a month. And I was like, no, she'll she'll

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01:33:45,960 --> 01:33:47,559
Speaker 7: dick around with this for a while, and she does

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01:33:47,640 --> 01:33:48,080
Speaker 7: still does.

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Speaker 2: Schnitzer has a company doing that. He has a three

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01:33:53,400 --> 01:33:56,360
Speaker 2: D printing company. He does yeahs waz the name of it.

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01:33:56,840 --> 01:33:58,600
Speaker 2: A whole bunch of stuff. Oh, look for him. He

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01:33:58,720 --> 01:34:01,880
Speaker 2: made He made that that skull that's on my desk

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01:34:01,920 --> 01:34:04,200
Speaker 2: with the cash in it. I haven't seen that he

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Speaker 2: made that.

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Speaker 3: And he made.

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Speaker 2: Coasters. They look like little vinyl records and they come

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Speaker 2: in a case. Gotcha. Plastic Wizard is the name of

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01:34:11,880 --> 01:34:14,679
Speaker 2: the business. I thought that was the Black Sabbath song.

1803
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Speaker 2: Plastic Wizard. Yeah, uh huh, just the Wizard. Then that

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01:34:20,320 --> 01:34:23,120
Speaker 2: would be a great idea for his jingle, though completely

1805
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Speaker 2: rip it off. Plastic Wizard. Speaking of kids? Were we

1806
01:34:28,960 --> 01:34:34,639
Speaker 2: speaking of kids? Our colleagues are doing that big iheartradiothon. Yes,

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01:34:34,880 --> 01:34:37,080
Speaker 2: our friend Keith Kennedy, who is our is the guy

1808
01:34:37,080 --> 01:34:40,840
Speaker 2: who wears a billion hats here, he's our boss. He

1809
01:34:40,920 --> 01:34:42,960
Speaker 2: has also done the morning show down there at Katid

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01:34:43,080 --> 01:34:46,640
Speaker 2: and Akron for thirty five years or something, right, a

1811
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Speaker 2: long time with Captain TONI who you hear overnights here

1812
01:34:49,800 --> 01:34:52,920
Speaker 2: on MMS YEP And they are doing their twenty seventh

1813
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Speaker 2: annual radiothon the benefits Akron Children's Yep Hospital, and so

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Speaker 2: I think we've been posting, you know, links to people

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Speaker 2: who want to help them.

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Speaker 7: These are all day broadcasts, right, Yeah, they go on,

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Speaker 7: We don't do that.

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Speaker 2: I mean.

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Speaker 7: Those of us who this happens a lot less in

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01:35:14,600 --> 01:35:19,000
Speaker 7: like rock radio all day broadcasts at hospitals and things.

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01:35:19,080 --> 01:35:22,320
Speaker 7: My friends at WDVE and Pittsburgh have done that for

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01:35:22,400 --> 01:35:24,640
Speaker 7: Pittsburgh Children's I think, for for a long time. But

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01:35:24,720 --> 01:35:27,639
Speaker 7: that is kind of a rarity among rock and roll

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01:35:27,680 --> 01:35:31,080
Speaker 7: stations to do it. It's just a different it's a

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01:35:31,120 --> 01:35:35,519
Speaker 7: different vibe. I mean, yeah, but Katie d they're doing

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01:35:35,600 --> 01:35:39,679
Speaker 7: it until six am to seven pm.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they're here till seven tonight, and then today and

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01:35:42,000 --> 01:35:46,519
Speaker 2: tomorrow they're down there. They're at the hospital. Yeah wow, yep.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, So anyway, maybe you're down that way, you could

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01:35:50,920 --> 01:35:53,479
Speaker 7: pop in and see them. But all the details to

1831
01:35:53,640 --> 01:35:56,120
Speaker 7: like pledge and things like that. They've been doing it

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Speaker 7: for since nineteen ninety nine. That would make this a

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01:35:59,280 --> 01:36:00,759
Speaker 7: twenty seventh thing, and you well, I guess I already

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01:36:00,760 --> 01:36:05,519
Speaker 7: said that they've raised over seventeen million dollars in that time.

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01:36:06,160 --> 01:36:08,800
Speaker 2: And it's easy too. You can like text donations now,

1836
01:36:08,880 --> 01:36:10,600
Speaker 2: which is like the easiest thing in the world. So

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01:36:10,760 --> 01:36:14,760
Speaker 2: just text KDD that station is I don't know, the

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01:36:14,800 --> 01:36:17,960
Speaker 2: freaking ninety eight one one yep, So just text KDD

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01:36:18,200 --> 01:36:20,760
Speaker 2: two three four nine eight four and you can make

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01:36:20,760 --> 01:36:21,599
Speaker 2: a donation that way.

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01:36:22,600 --> 01:36:25,880
Speaker 7: And Keith and Tony have been well. Keith Kennedy has

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01:36:25,920 --> 01:36:29,280
Speaker 7: been doing mornings there forever, right, Yeah, I think Tony's

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01:36:29,320 --> 01:36:30,880
Speaker 7: been with him for quite a bit. Tony has been

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01:36:30,920 --> 01:36:33,120
Speaker 7: with him for a minute, but I mean Kennedy said forever.

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01:36:33,240 --> 01:36:35,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, He's ad a revolving door of co hosts over

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01:36:35,000 --> 01:36:41,439
Speaker 2: the years because he's so hard to work with this

1847
01:36:41,600 --> 01:36:47,040
Speaker 2: now I'm kidding, he's a mensch. Yeah, and they do

1848
01:36:47,160 --> 01:36:47,479
Speaker 2: good work.

1849
01:36:47,520 --> 01:36:49,760
Speaker 7: But you know our friend Mark Nolan and Jempachano from

1850
01:36:49,840 --> 01:36:51,839
Speaker 7: you know, they do one for magic.

1851
01:36:52,320 --> 01:36:52,519
Speaker 2: Yep.

1852
01:36:54,600 --> 01:36:57,400
Speaker 7: And I you know, when I first came to Cleveland. Again,

1853
01:36:57,439 --> 01:37:00,360
Speaker 7: I'm not Joe Charity. I do those things in my

1854
01:37:00,439 --> 01:37:02,599
Speaker 7: own life, but I keep them, I keep them quiet.

1855
01:37:04,640 --> 01:37:06,920
Speaker 7: But I over the course of my tenure here, I

1856
01:37:07,479 --> 01:37:09,360
Speaker 7: did go to the Muckety MUCKs a couple times ago.

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Speaker 2: Well let's try this, let's try that. Oh yeah, yeah,

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01:37:11,640 --> 01:37:12,160
Speaker 2: great idea.

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01:37:12,439 --> 01:37:14,800
Speaker 7: Yeah, but I think these other things already take up

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01:37:14,800 --> 01:37:16,760
Speaker 7: a lot of real estate, and so they were like

1861
01:37:16,920 --> 01:37:18,639
Speaker 7: it never came to fruition or anything.

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Speaker 2: But I've got a little idea of something for us.

1863
01:37:21,960 --> 01:37:23,800
Speaker 2: An idea is something I want to work out for us.

1864
01:37:23,800 --> 01:37:25,400
Speaker 2: I've been talking about this one for a while.

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01:37:25,360 --> 01:37:30,120
Speaker 7: Rob I told the Penile Implant Telethon for Robin Allen

1866
01:37:30,600 --> 01:37:34,200
Speaker 7: is never going to pass muster with this company. It's

1867
01:37:34,360 --> 01:37:37,960
Speaker 7: never going to happen. Why not, because it's so self serving.

1868
01:37:38,160 --> 01:37:40,880
Speaker 7: Charity is normally for the benefit of others. Yeah, if

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01:37:40,920 --> 01:37:42,600
Speaker 7: we go, hey, text.

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Speaker 2: D ik to four four eight two or whatever it is,

1871
01:37:47,600 --> 01:37:50,639
Speaker 2: nobody's going to deal with that. Yeah, But then think

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01:37:50,720 --> 01:37:52,639
Speaker 2: of all the charity and all the good we could

1873
01:37:52,680 --> 01:37:58,519
Speaker 2: do with humongous wieners. There's so much good we could

1874
01:37:58,520 --> 01:38:00,679
Speaker 2: do in this world. I don't want a huge mongus.

1875
01:38:00,880 --> 01:38:03,000
Speaker 2: I've already got a huge Oh I thought we were

1876
01:38:03,040 --> 01:38:05,880
Speaker 2: getting reduction, right. Oh well then, well Jesus, that's easy

1877
01:38:05,960 --> 01:38:09,400
Speaker 2: take from you give to me. We're good, all right, Alan.

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01:38:09,439 --> 01:38:11,439
Speaker 7: I just watched a guy do a couple of farmer

1879
01:38:11,600 --> 01:38:13,240
Speaker 7: blows into the trash can.

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01:38:13,120 --> 01:38:15,559
Speaker 2: At the gym. There you go, good for that guy.

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01:38:15,720 --> 01:38:17,640
Speaker 2: See the gym, though, You know, people do get their

1882
01:38:17,720 --> 01:38:19,920
Speaker 2: sinuses will get kind of drippy when they're working out,

1883
01:38:20,040 --> 01:38:22,280
Speaker 2: and you know, you create a lot of fluids when

1884
01:38:22,320 --> 01:38:22,880
Speaker 2: you're working out.

1885
01:38:22,920 --> 01:38:25,240
Speaker 7: I know this yeah, yeah, go get a piece of

1886
01:38:25,280 --> 01:38:28,559
Speaker 7: paper towel, blow your nose. But that's what the trash

1887
01:38:28,640 --> 01:38:30,479
Speaker 7: can is for. You know, Like like, I've never been

1888
01:38:30,560 --> 01:38:33,080
Speaker 7: like a spitting guy either. You know some people are

1889
01:38:33,080 --> 01:38:36,240
Speaker 7: always hawking lugs. Yeah, I'm not that guy either, but

1890
01:38:36,360 --> 01:38:40,040
Speaker 7: I realize I understand why people do it. Obviously, it's

1891
01:38:40,120 --> 01:38:42,479
Speaker 7: just that's not my thing. But that's not what a

1892
01:38:42,560 --> 01:38:44,240
Speaker 7: trash can is for. You just said that's what a

1893
01:38:44,320 --> 01:38:44,760
Speaker 7: trash can.

1894
01:38:44,880 --> 01:38:48,040
Speaker 2: But it's a trash can, yes, but that's not That

1895
01:38:48,080 --> 01:38:49,760
Speaker 2: doesn't mean you need to go over and stick your

1896
01:38:49,800 --> 01:38:52,480
Speaker 2: finger to your nose and blow snot into it, understood.

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Speaker 7: I'm just saying, it's not like people are eating KFC

1898
01:38:54,840 --> 01:38:57,360
Speaker 7: at the gym, Like what other trash is going in there?

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Speaker 2: I mean just at that point, bottles of water. I

1900
01:38:59,479 --> 01:39:01,719
Speaker 2: mean everybody he uses the paper towel in the spray

1901
01:39:01,800 --> 01:39:03,479
Speaker 2: to clean off the equipment. Just go over, take a

1902
01:39:03,520 --> 01:39:05,680
Speaker 2: piece of paper towel, blow your nose, and dispose of it.

1903
01:39:05,760 --> 01:39:06,599
Speaker 2: Why is that so hard?

1904
01:39:06,800 --> 01:39:12,080
Speaker 7: Yeah, well they don't like that. Uh sand paper like

1905
01:39:12,240 --> 01:39:15,160
Speaker 7: paper toler Okay, I don't care for it. United States

1906
01:39:15,160 --> 01:39:19,840
Speaker 7: scores to one US in the second. Hey, men's hockey

1907
01:39:19,960 --> 01:39:24,000
Speaker 7: men's hawk playing Latvia Latvia. I guess I didn't realize

1908
01:39:24,040 --> 01:39:27,559
Speaker 7: how long the US men's hockey team had gone without meddling.

1909
01:39:28,200 --> 01:39:31,000
Speaker 7: It's been a while twenty ten, is what the update said.

1910
01:39:31,680 --> 01:39:33,800
Speaker 7: I thought we were like, you know, US and Canada.

1911
01:39:33,840 --> 01:39:36,439
Speaker 7: I understand other countries are accomplished at hockey, but well

1912
01:39:36,439 --> 01:39:38,280
Speaker 7: they haven't won it. I realized I didn't realize we

1913
01:39:38,360 --> 01:39:40,200
Speaker 7: had gone through such a drop. They said, we haven't

1914
01:39:40,320 --> 01:39:43,200
Speaker 7: medaled since twenty ten. Right, we haven't won gold since

1915
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Speaker 7: the Miracle on Ice Christ not even bronze.

1916
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Speaker 2: Well, I mean we've had that since nineteen eighty one,

1917
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Speaker 2: but we haven't won gold. I'm saying twenty ten, twenty ten. Yeah,

1918
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Speaker 2: nothing since twenty ten. I don't know who's beaten Canada though, Dude, Like,

1919
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Speaker 2: if you look at the depth of Canada, the third line,

1920
01:40:00,080 --> 01:40:03,839
Speaker 2: the starting center on the third line on the Canadian

1921
01:40:03,880 --> 01:40:07,519
Speaker 2: team is Sidney Crosby. Yeah, so the kid right that

1922
01:40:07,680 --> 01:40:12,559
Speaker 2: team Connor McDavid center online one and Nathan McKinnon line two.

1923
01:40:13,040 --> 01:40:17,040
Speaker 2: That is the most stacked hockey team on the planet. Yeah. So,

1924
01:40:17,160 --> 01:40:20,720
Speaker 2: I mean they listen, anybody's beatable. But uh, and yet

1925
01:40:21,400 --> 01:40:24,559
Speaker 2: a Canadian team hasn't managed to win the Stanley Cup

1926
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Speaker 2: in thirty years, Rob, Right, can you imagine? Well, that's

1927
01:40:28,200 --> 01:40:30,800
Speaker 2: because their team, all their players are playing elsewhere. They're

1928
01:40:30,800 --> 01:40:32,479
Speaker 2: here in the in the US.

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Speaker 8: Still.

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Speaker 7: I mean, listen, I come from a city, Rob, that

1931
01:40:37,800 --> 01:40:40,760
Speaker 7: has a proud to Stanley Cup tradition. Right, it's the

1932
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Speaker 7: Chicago Blackhawks. I worked for the Pittsburgh Penguins for many years. Right,

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01:40:46,000 --> 01:40:48,760
Speaker 7: I've been It's been an embarrassment of riches to be

1934
01:40:49,240 --> 01:40:53,000
Speaker 7: adjacent to Stanley Cup teams. But if you're Canadian, if

1935
01:40:53,120 --> 01:40:58,280
Speaker 7: like your national identity is this sport, and no home

1936
01:40:58,400 --> 01:41:01,160
Speaker 7: team in Canada has taken home the Stanley Cup in

1937
01:41:01,360 --> 01:41:03,599
Speaker 7: thirty years, that's gotta be tough.

1938
01:41:04,200 --> 01:41:06,919
Speaker 2: Yeah. But but again, that's the thing of the NHL

1939
01:41:07,040 --> 01:41:09,360
Speaker 2: is so much of it's in the States. I know,

1940
01:41:09,479 --> 01:41:12,679
Speaker 2: the best player, Sidney Crosby plays in Pittsburgh. Nathan McKinnon

1941
01:41:12,720 --> 01:41:13,680
Speaker 2: plays in Colorado.

1942
01:41:15,640 --> 01:41:18,120
Speaker 7: I mean the Oilers, Right, last couple of seasons they

1943
01:41:18,160 --> 01:41:20,240
Speaker 7: were like, ah, like they were in the finals.

1944
01:41:21,240 --> 01:41:23,519
Speaker 2: Yeah, you'll see them again. You know they're getting beat

1945
01:41:23,560 --> 01:41:27,000
Speaker 2: by Florida teams. You'll see them again. That Connor McDavid's there,

1946
01:41:27,080 --> 01:41:30,000
Speaker 2: That's that's that kid's for real, man, that got almighty

1947
01:41:30,120 --> 01:41:32,320
Speaker 2: sy good. Oh we got Connor Bdard over there with

1948
01:41:32,400 --> 01:41:33,720
Speaker 2: the Blackhawks.

1949
01:41:33,800 --> 01:41:36,920
Speaker 8: But Dad, I was listening to the podcast for me

1950
01:41:37,040 --> 01:41:42,120
Speaker 8: yesterday and you guys were talking about James Harden's moving situation,

1951
01:41:43,200 --> 01:41:46,519
Speaker 8: and it just made me realize that I believe Rob

1952
01:41:46,680 --> 01:41:50,679
Speaker 8: might be burying the lead. James Harden bought your house

1953
01:41:50,760 --> 01:41:51,800
Speaker 8: in the Dinas.

1954
01:41:51,520 --> 01:41:51,880
Speaker 12: Didn't he?

1955
01:41:55,400 --> 01:41:55,599
Speaker 2: Yes?

1956
01:41:56,200 --> 01:41:58,599
Speaker 7: Rob did James hardened by your homes?

1957
01:41:58,680 --> 01:41:59,800
Speaker 2: I didn't want to rat them out?

1958
01:42:00,160 --> 01:42:03,000
Speaker 7: Yes, all right, yes, when is he When is his

1959
01:42:03,360 --> 01:42:06,120
Speaker 7: moving U haul coming? He's already there? Oh yes, yeah.

1960
01:42:06,360 --> 01:42:09,760
Speaker 2: We're sharing the space until he's got the next week off, right, Yeah,

1961
01:42:09,960 --> 01:42:12,880
Speaker 2: we're sharing space until I move out.

1962
01:42:13,080 --> 01:42:17,120
Speaker 7: You and Hardener, you're bunking, you're cohabiting. Are you guys

1963
01:42:17,200 --> 01:42:19,559
Speaker 7: posting any of what I assume will be the eventual

1964
01:42:19,640 --> 01:42:20,800
Speaker 7: hilarity on social media?

1965
01:42:20,920 --> 01:42:20,960
Speaker 21: No?

1966
01:42:21,560 --> 01:42:22,360
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no no.

1967
01:42:22,479 --> 01:42:24,639
Speaker 2: We're trying to keep some of that off the off

1968
01:42:24,680 --> 01:42:27,519
Speaker 2: the record, you know, I see, No, I understand. Dinner

1969
01:42:27,600 --> 01:42:32,000
Speaker 2: time has been fun. You know he's vegan, right yeah? Yeah,

1970
01:42:32,000 --> 01:42:34,559
Speaker 2: oh so he didn't eat any of that cheeseburger chowder.

1971
01:42:34,760 --> 01:42:38,200
Speaker 2: He does not, But I made a vegan cheeseburger chowder

1972
01:42:38,280 --> 01:42:49,000
Speaker 2: for him. Oh yum, that sounds solumptuous. V burger chowder. Listen.

1973
01:42:49,160 --> 01:42:52,559
Speaker 7: I I, uh, you know I love a good V burger,

1974
01:42:52,920 --> 01:42:57,160
Speaker 7: but uh it's I don't know that I've never had

1975
01:42:57,240 --> 01:43:02,760
Speaker 7: it in chowder form. Okay, So I want to let

1976
01:43:02,800 --> 01:43:07,240
Speaker 7: everybody know we're kidding and James Harden. Lest anyone think

1977
01:43:08,760 --> 01:43:12,960
Speaker 7: James Harden did not buy Wink Wink Rob's house.

1978
01:43:13,080 --> 01:43:16,760
Speaker 2: No, he did call me about it and he said,

1979
01:43:16,840 --> 01:43:18,880
Speaker 2: is there anything I need to know before I signed

1980
01:43:18,880 --> 01:43:20,320
Speaker 2: the final papers? And I said, how do you feel

1981
01:43:20,360 --> 01:43:22,880
Speaker 2: about ducks? He goes, I hate ducks. You said, well,

1982
01:43:22,920 --> 01:43:24,960
Speaker 2: then you don't want this house, bro. Nope, you know

1983
01:43:25,320 --> 01:43:27,840
Speaker 2: there's some ducks. He's like, I hate ducks. And I

1984
01:43:27,960 --> 01:43:29,320
Speaker 2: was like me too. You want to hear a song

1985
01:43:29,640 --> 01:43:31,519
Speaker 2: and he's like yeah. I played it for him and

1986
01:43:31,600 --> 01:43:33,439
Speaker 2: now it's his favorite jam. He plays it before he

1987
01:43:33,520 --> 01:43:33,960
Speaker 2: goes out, and.

1988
01:43:34,640 --> 01:43:37,000
Speaker 7: That's how he gets pumped up. Right, it's an ear worm.

1989
01:43:37,040 --> 01:43:45,640
Speaker 2: That's right when he walks through the tunnel and his

1990
01:43:45,800 --> 01:43:49,160
Speaker 2: fit and he's got his giant headphones on tree game.

1991
01:43:49,320 --> 01:43:51,559
Speaker 2: This is when he's listening to say me fucking off,

1992
01:43:51,640 --> 01:43:54,200
Speaker 2: dead Bro. I think I had enough and every time

1993
01:43:54,320 --> 01:43:56,200
Speaker 2: A sleep maybe fucking up his form.

1994
01:43:56,280 --> 01:43:58,960
Speaker 3: Every time I LEVI the ducks going off.

1995
01:44:00,120 --> 01:44:00,760
Speaker 4: Oh my, here is.

1996
01:44:00,800 --> 01:44:04,479
Speaker 16: Quack quack whie let the dottle duff quack quack.

1997
01:44:04,360 --> 01:44:06,240
Speaker 2: While it's quack season, bitch.

1998
01:44:07,520 --> 01:44:10,200
Speaker 3: Dunc dynasty. That's a fact.

1999
01:44:10,680 --> 01:44:19,720
Speaker 2: The the goose quack quack quack move. Take that, James Harden.

2000
01:44:24,240 --> 01:44:26,679
Speaker 7: Alan, If you blow your nose into a paper towel

2001
01:44:26,720 --> 01:44:29,639
Speaker 7: and then throw it into the same trash, what's the difference.

2002
01:44:30,720 --> 01:44:33,600
Speaker 7: That's intense Randy's take on It's normal, of course it is.

2003
01:44:34,000 --> 01:44:40,840
Speaker 2: It's normal to blow your nose. Yeah, you're you're not

2004
01:44:42,080 --> 01:44:45,360
Speaker 2: sticking your your finger to your nose and blowing visible

2005
01:44:45,520 --> 01:44:48,800
Speaker 2: snot a in a public place. You're blowing your nose

2006
01:44:49,360 --> 01:44:54,400
Speaker 2: like a human being. It's different. Yes, both products end

2007
01:44:54,520 --> 01:45:00,880
Speaker 2: up in the same trash barrel. Explain this. I want

2008
01:45:00,880 --> 01:45:04,200
Speaker 2: to hear from visible snots. I'm a buzzard.

2009
01:45:08,800 --> 01:45:11,439
Speaker 7: I can't wait to see those guys. An incarceration gonna

2010
01:45:11,479 --> 01:45:11,960
Speaker 7: be great.

2011
01:45:13,400 --> 01:45:18,120
Speaker 2: Uh in honor of uh in honor of uh God,

2012
01:45:18,320 --> 01:45:21,240
Speaker 2: I'm drawing a blank on the guy's name. Uh, in

2013
01:45:21,400 --> 01:45:25,360
Speaker 2: honor of linz Strait. It'sok, A long time to get there.

2014
01:45:25,439 --> 01:45:30,240
Speaker 2: But uh yeah, okay, well listen, that's Rob's take rank.

2015
01:45:30,320 --> 01:45:32,920
Speaker 2: What's the difference, that's the question. What's the difference?

2016
01:45:33,240 --> 01:45:33,759
Speaker 1: You don't.

2017
01:45:36,320 --> 01:45:39,960
Speaker 2: You don't see the difference between a farmer's blow into

2018
01:45:40,040 --> 01:45:42,680
Speaker 2: a trash can and blowing your nose into something and

2019
01:45:42,760 --> 01:45:45,040
Speaker 2: then throwing it away. Don't see there's a difference.

2020
01:45:45,040 --> 01:45:47,920
Speaker 7: You're you're but you're talking merely about the optics of it,

2021
01:45:48,360 --> 01:45:51,439
Speaker 7: of course. Yeah, Okay, it's not any less gross.

2022
01:45:51,520 --> 01:45:53,559
Speaker 2: Mean, it's still no matter what, it's gross, but it's

2023
01:45:53,600 --> 01:46:02,280
Speaker 2: still like the societal norm understood. Okay, so just the optics.

2024
01:46:04,600 --> 01:46:07,920
Speaker 7: But then if Jess is in her shower and no

2025
01:46:08,040 --> 01:46:10,840
Speaker 7: one can see and she's behind the curtain.

2026
01:46:10,760 --> 01:46:14,000
Speaker 2: Uh huh, there are no optics, No, there are not.

2027
01:46:14,439 --> 01:46:17,120
Speaker 2: I just think it's I just don't do it. So

2028
01:46:17,240 --> 01:46:20,519
Speaker 2: to me, it's it's gross, no matter what. But it's

2029
01:46:20,560 --> 01:46:31,200
Speaker 2: fine if that's what you do. Do your thing. Oh

2030
01:46:39,760 --> 01:46:41,960
Speaker 2: that's Jess right before she sneezes. Uh huh. Boy.

2031
01:46:42,760 --> 01:46:48,960
Speaker 5: This is the Allen Cock Show on seven doublemmas the

2032
01:46:49,080 --> 01:46:50,080
Speaker 5: Allen Cock Show.

2033
01:46:50,400 --> 01:46:53,400
Speaker 12: I've been listening to that Horses of Yours for months,

2034
01:46:53,720 --> 01:46:56,040
Speaker 12: and you can take that crap and blow it out

2035
01:46:56,120 --> 01:46:58,479
Speaker 12: your ass and for good.

2036
01:46:58,439 --> 01:47:02,200
Speaker 6: Measures called the Alan Show one six seven eight one

2037
01:47:02,240 --> 01:47:04,479
Speaker 6: double O seven or one three four.

2038
01:47:04,439 --> 01:47:12,080
Speaker 3: Eight one double O seven boone bone.

2039
01:47:20,760 --> 01:47:23,160
Speaker 2: The june Fore.

2040
01:47:24,120 --> 01:47:24,880
Speaker 6: I know, luck you.

2041
01:47:27,600 --> 01:47:37,519
Speaker 2: Because this bad bunny, Yes sped up. Hey cabs win

2042
01:47:37,600 --> 01:47:39,320
Speaker 2: big last night. Now they're on the All Star Break,

2043
01:47:39,439 --> 01:47:42,519
Speaker 2: so they will I have the week off. They will

2044
01:47:42,640 --> 01:47:46,960
Speaker 2: return to the friendly confines next Thursday night. Take on

2045
01:47:47,000 --> 01:47:51,920
Speaker 2: the Brooklyn Nets. James Harden, of course, Rob's new roommate

2046
01:47:52,680 --> 01:47:56,080
Speaker 2: and very exciting for both of them, is in there

2047
01:47:56,360 --> 01:48:03,120
Speaker 2: cooking and the burgers shower burger chowder. Yep, Alan, did

2048
01:48:03,160 --> 01:48:09,120
Speaker 2: you see today is National Hug Day? Those little fruit

2049
01:48:09,200 --> 01:48:14,400
Speaker 2: juice things the fruit barrels, remember a little hugs? They

2050
01:48:14,439 --> 01:48:18,559
Speaker 2: still sell little I bet they do pure sugar everything. Yeah,

2051
01:48:18,720 --> 01:48:20,960
Speaker 2: I think I saw the last time I was at Minards.

2052
01:48:21,120 --> 01:48:22,599
Speaker 2: I feel like I saw a little You know how

2053
01:48:23,040 --> 01:48:27,160
Speaker 2: Minards is this weird combination of like a grocery store

2054
01:48:27,320 --> 01:48:31,160
Speaker 2: and a home depot. Now, yep, yeah, I think I

2055
01:48:31,240 --> 01:48:33,799
Speaker 2: saw hugs at minar. I'm sure there are more places

2056
01:48:33,880 --> 01:48:37,599
Speaker 2: than that, but that's just another thing I didn't get

2057
01:48:37,640 --> 01:48:38,120
Speaker 2: as a kid.

2058
01:48:38,240 --> 01:48:42,920
Speaker 7: Rob, I didn't get. I got actual hugs, But I

2059
01:48:43,000 --> 01:48:47,040
Speaker 7: didn't get the little fruit barrels. Some people call them

2060
01:48:47,160 --> 01:48:50,519
Speaker 7: quarter waters for people who are you know and if

2061
01:48:50,600 --> 01:48:53,000
Speaker 7: you're hip to those that the top was this foil.

2062
01:48:53,080 --> 01:48:55,840
Speaker 7: It wasn't a cap The top was a piece of

2063
01:48:55,960 --> 01:49:00,599
Speaker 7: foil and it would come with straw. But I never

2064
01:49:00,760 --> 01:49:03,439
Speaker 7: once saw one of my friends use the straw. They

2065
01:49:03,479 --> 01:49:06,280
Speaker 7: would like Dracula the foil and then just suck it

2066
01:49:06,360 --> 01:49:11,800
Speaker 7: out of the barrel, right, I mean, caprice on you

2067
01:49:12,000 --> 01:49:16,519
Speaker 7: had to stab it with the straw. The hug barrels,

2068
01:49:17,479 --> 01:49:21,280
Speaker 7: which I'm pretty sure are are still around, but I didn't.

2069
01:49:22,120 --> 01:49:25,559
Speaker 7: I snuck one one time one time at a friend's house.

2070
01:49:28,280 --> 01:49:28,960
Speaker 2: Life changing.

2071
01:49:29,720 --> 01:49:29,840
Speaker 20: Uh.

2072
01:49:30,000 --> 01:49:34,360
Speaker 2: It just tasted like super super sugary water. Yeah, but

2073
01:49:34,439 --> 01:49:35,920
Speaker 2: when you're not used to having it, it must have

2074
01:49:36,000 --> 01:49:40,439
Speaker 2: been like, yes, yeah it was.

2075
01:49:40,560 --> 01:49:41,200
Speaker 1: It was like I was.

2076
01:49:41,400 --> 01:49:44,519
Speaker 7: It was like I had done cocaine as a kid.

2077
01:49:47,439 --> 01:49:50,600
Speaker 7: But yeah, I think that those are still around. I

2078
01:49:50,640 --> 01:49:53,120
Speaker 7: think they used to sponsor like NASCAR drivers and stuff.

2079
01:49:53,120 --> 01:49:57,040
Speaker 7: When they're out like a like a little hug logo,

2080
01:49:57,680 --> 01:50:02,000
Speaker 7: somebody's back the Yeah. So anyway, that's of course not

2081
01:50:02,160 --> 01:50:05,200
Speaker 7: what they mean. I'm being cheeky, but National Hug Day,

2082
01:50:07,320 --> 01:50:09,559
Speaker 7: you don't watch the show Love is Blind. I assume

2083
01:50:09,640 --> 01:50:13,200
Speaker 7: I don't either, but somebody on there, one of their contestants,

2084
01:50:13,280 --> 01:50:16,040
Speaker 7: is taking the title of that show very very seriously.

2085
01:50:16,120 --> 01:50:20,320
Speaker 7: She's already been sent home because she mistakenly put nail glue.

2086
01:50:21,720 --> 01:50:22,360
Speaker 2: In her eye.

2087
01:50:22,920 --> 01:50:23,519
Speaker 3: I guess.

2088
01:50:25,520 --> 01:50:28,680
Speaker 7: She thought that her Again, I never understand, and the

2089
01:50:28,760 --> 01:50:33,040
Speaker 7: story is always, well, the bottles look so similar, and

2090
01:50:33,120 --> 01:50:36,280
Speaker 7: obviously that's what it is. But I guess I just

2091
01:50:36,439 --> 01:50:39,080
Speaker 7: inspect things a little bit more quick Clearly, this is

2092
01:50:39,520 --> 01:50:42,519
Speaker 7: one of the women on the latest season of the

2093
01:50:42,560 --> 01:50:47,160
Speaker 7: show Love is Blind. She's a nurse from Ohio, a

2094
01:50:47,280 --> 01:50:53,440
Speaker 7: woman named Alyssa Finley, thirty eight years old. They hospitalized

2095
01:50:53,479 --> 01:50:56,559
Speaker 7: her and I think they let her go from the show,

2096
01:50:58,200 --> 01:50:59,760
Speaker 7: or maybe not. Maybe she's coming back.

2097
01:50:59,880 --> 01:51:00,360
Speaker 2: I don't know.

2098
01:51:00,479 --> 01:51:05,320
Speaker 7: But she was uh running and screaming and it was terrible,

2099
01:51:06,960 --> 01:51:10,719
Speaker 7: so they sent her out. She thought her nail glue

2100
01:51:11,360 --> 01:51:12,240
Speaker 7: was eye drops.

2101
01:51:13,800 --> 01:51:14,560
Speaker 2: Now I don't know.

2102
01:51:15,040 --> 01:51:17,880
Speaker 7: Love is Blind is when they don't see the other person,

2103
01:51:19,640 --> 01:51:20,080
Speaker 7: is thats what it is.

2104
01:51:20,120 --> 01:51:22,600
Speaker 2: They're not. There's nobody blind on the show. That's what

2105
01:51:22,720 --> 01:51:24,120
Speaker 2: I thought Originally.

2106
01:51:24,200 --> 01:51:26,519
Speaker 7: I think it's the I think it's again. I I

2107
01:51:26,720 --> 01:51:28,760
Speaker 7: don't mean to sound ignorant the show. I just don't

2108
01:51:28,760 --> 01:51:32,880
Speaker 7: watch it. I know a lot of people do. Love

2109
01:51:32,960 --> 01:51:35,280
Speaker 7: is Blind Now I am too. Yeah, that's what I mean,

2110
01:51:35,520 --> 01:51:40,120
Speaker 7: is h Yeah, I guess she's from Columbus. This is

2111
01:51:40,360 --> 01:51:42,439
Speaker 7: what we were talking about. By the way, all of

2112
01:51:42,560 --> 01:51:43,679
Speaker 7: the people from Ohio.

2113
01:51:44,800 --> 01:51:45,080
Speaker 2: I guess.

2114
01:51:45,080 --> 01:51:48,760
Speaker 7: I didn't realize this was on now. I thought that

2115
01:51:48,840 --> 01:51:49,880
Speaker 7: they had just announced.

2116
01:51:51,080 --> 01:51:51,200
Speaker 1: Uh.

2117
01:51:51,479 --> 01:51:54,400
Speaker 7: Prianca is Oh god, she's foxy.

2118
01:51:55,600 --> 01:51:57,240
Speaker 2: This is the one that glued around the show.

2119
01:51:57,479 --> 01:51:59,960
Speaker 7: No, this is another girl, thirty four year old recruit

2120
01:52:02,439 --> 01:52:03,760
Speaker 7: from there's Prianca.

2121
01:52:04,840 --> 01:52:07,800
Speaker 2: My, oh my, gotcha? Hatcha. No.

2122
01:52:07,960 --> 01:52:12,320
Speaker 7: The girl that they sent out graduated from Miami University,

2123
01:52:13,200 --> 01:52:15,320
Speaker 7: said she hasn't had any luck finding a match through

2124
01:52:15,439 --> 01:52:20,519
Speaker 7: dating apps or naturally meeting people, but at the beginning

2125
01:52:20,560 --> 01:52:23,040
Speaker 7: of the season, she hadn't been in a relationship for

2126
01:52:23,200 --> 01:52:24,160
Speaker 7: eleven years.

2127
01:52:25,800 --> 01:52:31,040
Speaker 2: It's crazy. That's this girl, this Prianca, right, giant reasons.

2128
01:52:31,080 --> 01:52:32,000
Speaker 2: I find that very hard.

2129
01:52:32,240 --> 01:52:37,200
Speaker 7: Yes, thirty four, she's from Cincinnati. Well, maybe there's interference

2130
01:52:37,240 --> 01:52:40,200
Speaker 7: from like immigrant parents or something that can be very difficult.

2131
01:52:40,240 --> 01:52:40,320
Speaker 1: You know.

2132
01:52:40,439 --> 01:52:43,639
Speaker 7: I dated a lot of Indian girls in college because

2133
01:52:43,680 --> 01:52:45,679
Speaker 7: a lot of them had like a white boy fetish,

2134
01:52:46,080 --> 01:52:49,120
Speaker 7: and so the barriers to entry for me were not

2135
01:52:49,240 --> 01:52:49,639
Speaker 7: that much.

2136
01:52:49,880 --> 01:52:50,000
Speaker 1: Right.

2137
01:52:50,120 --> 01:52:52,320
Speaker 7: I wasn't sleeping with them, but I was dating them.

2138
01:52:52,360 --> 01:52:54,400
Speaker 7: You know, you do a lot of other stuff, right.

2139
01:52:54,600 --> 01:52:56,559
Speaker 2: You weren't sleeping with them. But I did have.

2140
01:52:58,120 --> 01:52:59,920
Speaker 7: A period of time, probably a year and a half

2141
01:53:00,160 --> 01:53:02,960
Speaker 7: in college, I was dating a lot of Indian girls

2142
01:53:03,680 --> 01:53:06,960
Speaker 7: because they wanted. First of all, the parents did not

2143
01:53:07,160 --> 01:53:10,120
Speaker 7: take you seriously at all as a mate of any kind,

2144
01:53:10,240 --> 01:53:13,160
Speaker 7: because they had already in their head arranged something for

2145
01:53:13,240 --> 01:53:15,800
Speaker 7: their daughter. So it was really the daughter kind of

2146
01:53:16,000 --> 01:53:20,360
Speaker 7: breaking out defying her immigrant parents worked out for me

2147
01:53:20,640 --> 01:53:24,160
Speaker 7: because you know, we would have fun and there was

2148
01:53:24,240 --> 01:53:27,040
Speaker 7: no pressure on me. Mom, Like, it wasn't like I

2149
01:53:27,160 --> 01:53:29,400
Speaker 7: was going home to meet the parents. I would meet

2150
01:53:29,479 --> 01:53:31,760
Speaker 7: them just as a matter of course. But I was

2151
01:53:31,920 --> 01:53:34,720
Speaker 7: like her friend because they were like, you know, we

2152
01:53:34,800 --> 01:53:37,360
Speaker 7: already have somebody for you. And she's like, yeah, yeah, yeah,

2153
01:53:39,120 --> 01:53:40,840
Speaker 7: maybe that's what this girl was running into.

2154
01:53:40,960 --> 01:53:44,640
Speaker 2: Mom, Dad, this is alan You're not going to believe this,

2155
01:53:44,960 --> 01:53:46,720
Speaker 2: But I'm dating a guy who sucks at math.

2156
01:53:48,600 --> 01:53:48,800
Speaker 1: Yeah.

2157
01:53:49,800 --> 01:53:52,040
Speaker 2: That was one more reason, and they just they wanted

2158
01:53:52,160 --> 01:53:53,080
Speaker 2: nothing to do with me.

2159
01:53:53,280 --> 01:53:53,479
Speaker 1: Yeah.

2160
01:53:54,439 --> 01:53:57,400
Speaker 7: Yeah, So this other girl, the girl who got the

2161
01:53:57,840 --> 01:54:02,000
Speaker 7: nail glue in her eyes and she's a nurse. She's like, well,

2162
01:54:02,240 --> 01:54:04,519
Speaker 7: the same thing. They always say. The bottles look so similar.

2163
01:54:04,800 --> 01:54:07,360
Speaker 7: I was worried I was gonna go blind. And they

2164
01:54:07,400 --> 01:54:10,920
Speaker 7: sent her to the hospital. Alyssa Finley, thirty eight.

2165
01:54:11,000 --> 01:54:11,680
Speaker 2: There she is.

2166
01:54:11,800 --> 01:54:14,519
Speaker 7: I mean, they're all lovely, you know. We we laughed

2167
01:54:14,560 --> 01:54:16,640
Speaker 7: when they said that the entire cast was going to

2168
01:54:16,680 --> 01:54:20,439
Speaker 7: be from Ohio. But you can find thirty two really

2169
01:54:20,520 --> 01:54:24,280
Speaker 7: good looking people in Ohio, of course, yeah at first

2170
01:54:24,280 --> 01:54:31,960
Speaker 7: and Smoke Show. Yes, the Prianca from Cincinnati and this

2171
01:54:32,160 --> 01:54:35,160
Speaker 7: is uh, they're shooting it in Columbus. They have people

2172
01:54:35,240 --> 01:54:37,880
Speaker 7: from Cleveland, they have people from this is the one

2173
01:54:37,920 --> 01:54:41,640
Speaker 7: that did the iglue the blog. Yep, I'm a little

2174
01:54:41,680 --> 01:54:43,880
Speaker 7: bit of delayed. Yeah, yeah, right right. The first six

2175
01:54:43,960 --> 01:54:46,960
Speaker 7: episodes premiered last night. I guess I didn't realize that

2176
01:54:47,080 --> 01:54:48,880
Speaker 7: this was like I thought that they were when we

2177
01:54:48,920 --> 01:54:51,160
Speaker 7: talked about it last week. I thought they were announcing

2178
01:54:51,240 --> 01:54:53,360
Speaker 7: a cast from Ohio. I had no idea that this

2179
01:54:53,560 --> 01:54:57,800
Speaker 7: was dropping final episode on March the fourth. All of

2180
01:54:57,880 --> 01:54:59,040
Speaker 7: these people from Ohio.

2181
01:55:00,120 --> 01:55:03,440
Speaker 2: It's not gonna be anything I watch two seconds of

2182
01:55:04,360 --> 01:55:06,760
Speaker 2: But I totally understand why people would dig in.

2183
01:55:06,960 --> 01:55:07,120
Speaker 6: Yeah.

2184
01:55:08,040 --> 01:55:10,520
Speaker 7: Well, because I think the I think the money shot

2185
01:55:10,600 --> 01:55:14,320
Speaker 7: of this show is when they finally meet the other

2186
01:55:14,440 --> 01:55:18,040
Speaker 7: person and then they're you know, because yeah, they're gonna

2187
01:55:18,080 --> 01:55:21,000
Speaker 7: get hot girls and hot guys. I have to think,

2188
01:55:21,080 --> 01:55:23,040
Speaker 7: and again a lot of people in our audience, I'm

2189
01:55:23,040 --> 01:55:26,520
Speaker 7: sure watch this show, so I don't know how it goes,

2190
01:55:26,640 --> 01:55:29,120
Speaker 7: but I have to imagine that more often than not,

2191
01:55:30,440 --> 01:55:33,600
Speaker 7: it's the girl seeing the guy and being like, ah,

2192
01:55:34,080 --> 01:55:35,800
Speaker 7: it'd be so good because the girls are all gonna

2193
01:55:35,800 --> 01:55:39,960
Speaker 7: be hot, right, They're gonna be like traditionally hot, and

2194
01:55:40,080 --> 01:55:43,240
Speaker 7: the guys are gonna be like, well, of course that goes.

2195
01:55:44,160 --> 01:55:46,440
Speaker 2: He's so great if they use like the Jackie Gleason

2196
01:55:46,520 --> 01:55:49,920
Speaker 2: from Smokey in the Bandit line when they see the

2197
01:55:49,960 --> 01:55:53,080
Speaker 2: guy be like, oh you sure sounded a lot taller.

2198
01:55:53,200 --> 01:55:56,200
Speaker 7: On the radio, I thought, even the first thing I'm

2199
01:55:56,200 --> 01:55:58,880
Speaker 7: gonna do is punch you mama in the mouth. What

2200
01:55:59,160 --> 01:56:02,440
Speaker 7: that's a weird risk? Bonds for the first time, Talla

2201
01:56:02,600 --> 01:56:06,640
Speaker 7: on the radio. Alan, I'm fifty eight years old and

2202
01:56:06,680 --> 01:56:10,640
Speaker 7: I'm still hooked on hugs. It's Andy and Streetsboro. Still

2203
01:56:10,640 --> 01:56:15,520
Speaker 7: get mine from Giant Eagle. Are those hugs? Those hugs?

2204
01:56:16,040 --> 01:56:19,720
Speaker 7: I'm hooked on hugs. Hugs not drugs. Man, hugs are

2205
01:56:19,800 --> 01:56:22,120
Speaker 7: hooked on me a Christian.

2206
01:56:24,880 --> 01:56:25,720
Speaker 1: Hey, how's it going?

2207
01:56:25,800 --> 01:56:26,320
Speaker 2: Hey, what's up?

2208
01:56:27,520 --> 01:56:27,920
Speaker 6: Hey man?

2209
01:56:28,280 --> 01:56:29,760
Speaker 10: I've been listening to the show on and off for

2210
01:56:29,880 --> 01:56:32,080
Speaker 10: like ten years, so it's my first time calling in.

2211
01:56:32,200 --> 01:56:34,200
Speaker 10: But uh just wanted to say thanks for having me on,

2212
01:56:35,120 --> 01:56:38,240
Speaker 10: and you're not You weren't missing much as a kid

2213
01:56:38,320 --> 01:56:38,960
Speaker 10: with those hugs.

2214
01:56:39,040 --> 01:56:41,320
Speaker 22: I swear to god, it's the only thing I've ever

2215
01:56:41,440 --> 01:56:43,680
Speaker 22: drank that's actively made my mouth feels dryer.

2216
01:56:46,280 --> 01:56:48,640
Speaker 2: Now, why is that? Was there a reason for that

2217
01:56:48,920 --> 01:56:49,080
Speaker 2: or what?

2218
01:56:52,240 --> 01:56:52,440
Speaker 4: Man?

2219
01:56:52,480 --> 01:56:52,880
Speaker 6: I don't know.

2220
01:56:52,920 --> 01:56:55,240
Speaker 22: I don't know if it's the sugar or the amount

2221
01:56:55,280 --> 01:56:58,240
Speaker 22: of die in there, but it's it's genuinely the grossest,

2222
01:56:58,280 --> 01:56:59,160
Speaker 22: one of the grossest things.

2223
01:56:59,160 --> 01:57:00,480
Speaker 2: I think that they give the.

2224
01:57:00,520 --> 01:57:02,720
Speaker 7: Case because people are telling me that they actually have

2225
01:57:03,000 --> 01:57:05,040
Speaker 7: less sugar than kool aiding Caprice Son.

2226
01:57:06,600 --> 01:57:12,080
Speaker 2: I don't know anything about them. Yeah, major mouth dryer. Yeah,

2227
01:57:12,240 --> 01:57:15,800
Speaker 2: that's a great line. It didn't matter if it was lime,

2228
01:57:15,920 --> 01:57:18,600
Speaker 2: marine or something else. Yeah, all right, thank you, Christian,

2229
01:57:19,640 --> 01:57:22,920
Speaker 2: thank you, there's Christian. That's a great joke.

2230
01:57:24,360 --> 01:57:26,240
Speaker 7: Actively only thing I've ever had to drink that made

2231
01:57:26,280 --> 01:57:27,600
Speaker 7: my mouth actively dryer.

2232
01:57:28,480 --> 01:57:32,200
Speaker 2: A great line. So descriptive of how badly dry it was.

2233
01:57:33,960 --> 01:57:38,840
Speaker 7: Alan, how are you celebrating Lincoln's birthday today? I'm having

2234
01:57:38,880 --> 01:57:42,240
Speaker 7: a mole removed, just like that.

2235
01:57:51,560 --> 01:57:52,000
Speaker 4: Lots of.

2236
01:58:01,600 --> 01:58:05,280
Speaker 7: Enrico Palazzo, everyone for one at the end of two

2237
01:58:05,720 --> 01:58:09,880
Speaker 7: hey men's USA hockey. All right, No, I guess I'll

2238
01:58:09,920 --> 01:58:15,560
Speaker 7: be celebrating Lincoln's birthday as the last one before it

2239
01:58:15,680 --> 01:58:22,400
Speaker 7: becomes the Donald J. Trump and Abraham Lincoln Memorial. I've

2240
01:58:22,480 --> 01:58:25,840
Speaker 7: never visited the Lincoln Memorial. Have you gone and visited those,

2241
01:58:26,440 --> 01:58:28,280
Speaker 7: like on a field trip or as a person as

2242
01:58:28,320 --> 01:58:31,040
Speaker 7: a grown adult, as a civilian? Yeah, as a child.

2243
01:58:31,480 --> 01:58:38,560
Speaker 7: I know everyone claims Lincoln right because they're like, oh,

2244
01:58:38,840 --> 01:58:43,040
Speaker 7: he he was born here, but he lived here and

2245
01:58:43,120 --> 01:58:47,879
Speaker 7: then he he like, you know, Illinois, our license plates

2246
01:58:48,360 --> 01:58:53,520
Speaker 7: say Land of Lincoln, but other places lay claim to

2247
01:58:53,640 --> 01:58:53,960
Speaker 7: him too.

2248
01:58:54,240 --> 01:58:55,920
Speaker 2: But that's where he was born, isn't it. He was

2249
01:58:56,000 --> 01:58:58,440
Speaker 2: born in Kentucky, Oh he was. Yeah, I thought he

2250
01:58:58,520 --> 01:59:00,520
Speaker 2: was born in Illinois. No, but that is what I mean.

2251
01:59:00,600 --> 01:59:04,200
Speaker 7: I think he grew up in Illinois, but like his

2252
01:59:05,360 --> 01:59:09,200
Speaker 7: his father was from Massachusetts, and you know, yeah, but

2253
01:59:09,320 --> 01:59:13,240
Speaker 7: that doesn't matter. They moved to Kentucky and then they

2254
01:59:13,800 --> 01:59:16,760
Speaker 7: were in it. I think he was in Illinois as

2255
01:59:16,800 --> 01:59:20,200
Speaker 7: an older man, right, the family moved to Indiana, and

2256
01:59:20,400 --> 01:59:26,680
Speaker 7: then so all of these states land of Lincoln. I'm like, ah, okay,

2257
01:59:27,000 --> 01:59:30,600
Speaker 7: but you know, like Ohio claims the right brothers, but

2258
01:59:30,720 --> 01:59:33,320
Speaker 7: so to South Carolina is kiddy hawk like they were

2259
01:59:33,360 --> 01:59:38,560
Speaker 7: born here. But so now, of course Abraham Lincoln. We

2260
01:59:38,680 --> 01:59:42,840
Speaker 7: alluded to this earlier very famous vampire hunter. Yes, and

2261
01:59:44,000 --> 01:59:50,600
Speaker 7: you know, his sexuality a longtime topic of historical speculation.

2262
01:59:50,920 --> 01:59:55,280
Speaker 2: Rob they were always like, was Abraham Lincoln?

2263
01:59:55,520 --> 01:59:55,720
Speaker 4: Kay?

2264
01:59:57,000 --> 01:59:59,440
Speaker 7: And I'm like, I don't know that there was any

2265
01:59:59,520 --> 02:00:02,000
Speaker 7: evidence that. And then you look at Mary Todd and

2266
02:00:02,080 --> 02:00:07,960
Speaker 7: you go, ooh uh, actually Todd, Mary very very handsome

2267
02:00:08,040 --> 02:00:12,040
Speaker 7: women back there, you know. But there was a historical

2268
02:00:12,080 --> 02:00:15,840
Speaker 7: figure you might recall, named Joshua Speed and he was

2269
02:00:15,880 --> 02:00:21,240
Speaker 7: a friend from when Abraham Lincoln was in Illinois, Springfield, Illinois,

2270
02:00:21,240 --> 02:00:26,480
Speaker 7: which is the current capital of the state. And there

2271
02:00:26,520 --> 02:00:30,440
Speaker 7: were all those stories that back then you could chalk

2272
02:00:30,560 --> 02:00:33,320
Speaker 7: up to well that's just the way it was, right,

2273
02:00:33,400 --> 02:00:35,840
Speaker 7: his friend Joshua Speed. They lived in the same house,

2274
02:00:37,160 --> 02:00:40,600
Speaker 7: historically supposedly slept in the same bed. Boy and kind

2275
02:00:40,640 --> 02:00:44,120
Speaker 7: of a Willy Wonka type thing. But flash forward him,

2276
02:00:44,160 --> 02:00:49,520
Speaker 7: you go, hell, maybe he was gay, maybe, but who cares.

2277
02:00:51,040 --> 02:00:55,560
Speaker 7: Maybe that stovepipe hat was hiding something else, rout. Maybe

2278
02:00:55,560 --> 02:00:59,440
Speaker 7: he's hiding a collection of wooden sexual implements.

2279
02:01:00,040 --> 02:01:03,480
Speaker 2: That he would eat, pipe dildo that he would use

2280
02:01:03,880 --> 02:01:06,960
Speaker 2: on his on his housemate.

2281
02:01:07,640 --> 02:01:13,800
Speaker 7: I don't know, but yeah, Lincoln's birthday, how would he

2282
02:01:14,040 --> 02:01:16,640
Speaker 7: have responded, rob to a show like Love Is Blind?

2283
02:01:17,960 --> 02:01:21,720
Speaker 7: He probably would have filled his pants with male emission.

2284
02:01:21,760 --> 02:01:24,480
Speaker 7: He would have been so excited. He would have sa,

2285
02:01:25,560 --> 02:01:28,960
Speaker 7: there's not one Merry Todd looking woman in the bunch.

2286
02:01:30,400 --> 02:01:33,760
Speaker 2: This is the crap we put on TV nowadays. I

2287
02:01:33,960 --> 02:01:34,600
Speaker 2: died for this.

2288
02:01:35,160 --> 02:01:38,880
Speaker 7: I don't even know what television is, and I'm flabbergasted.

2289
02:01:39,040 --> 02:01:42,040
Speaker 2: This is crap, pure garbage.

2290
02:01:44,680 --> 02:01:48,440
Speaker 7: Alan, I have a piece of the Lincoln Memorial was

2291
02:01:48,520 --> 02:01:50,360
Speaker 7: on the ground and I picked it up and put

2292
02:01:50,400 --> 02:01:51,840
Speaker 7: it in my pocket as a kid.

2293
02:01:52,520 --> 02:01:54,600
Speaker 2: I think that's a felony. Uh.

2294
02:01:54,920 --> 02:01:56,800
Speaker 7: Same year, I reached in the fence and I got

2295
02:01:56,840 --> 02:01:59,520
Speaker 7: a fistful of grass from the lawn of the White

2296
02:01:59,560 --> 02:02:04,880
Speaker 7: House when Clinton was president. Of course, Robb, you'll recall

2297
02:02:05,720 --> 02:02:09,720
Speaker 7: William Jefferson Clinton getting a fist full of grass from one.

2298
02:02:13,080 --> 02:02:18,400
Speaker 2: I did not Monica Lewis. You were going the pot route. Yeah,

2299
02:02:18,560 --> 02:02:21,080
Speaker 2: I was going the pube route. Oh, yours is a

2300
02:02:21,120 --> 02:02:24,840
Speaker 2: better We were going trim yours is a better route. Yeah, yeah,

2301
02:02:25,160 --> 02:02:28,200
Speaker 2: pot over pubes. Of course I smoked good for you.

2302
02:02:29,480 --> 02:02:34,120
Speaker 2: I did not inhale those pubes. You were going down

2303
02:02:34,200 --> 02:02:39,120
Speaker 2: the better path than I was those pubes. Yeah, Alan,

2304
02:02:39,160 --> 02:02:40,520
Speaker 2: there was that episode of the pit with a girl

2305
02:02:40,520 --> 02:02:42,440
Speaker 2: glued her eyes shut. Yeah, there was that.

2306
02:02:42,560 --> 02:02:44,880
Speaker 7: The girl who comes in, like the fraternity girl or whatever,

2307
02:02:45,400 --> 02:02:49,880
Speaker 7: sorority girl sorry, comes in and she's accidentally glued one

2308
02:02:49,920 --> 02:02:52,040
Speaker 7: of her eyes shut, and she.

2309
02:02:52,160 --> 02:02:55,120
Speaker 2: Needs the one particular doctor she saw on the tiki

2310
02:02:55,200 --> 02:03:03,840
Speaker 2: top right. She wants the hot dock. Yeah, well yeah, listen.

2311
02:03:04,120 --> 02:03:06,400
Speaker 2: You know d Rock is our buddy down in El Paso.

2312
02:03:06,560 --> 02:03:06,880
Speaker 2: He's a.

2313
02:03:08,880 --> 02:03:13,200
Speaker 7: Bureau chief down there and he works at a music store.

2314
02:03:13,240 --> 02:03:15,360
Speaker 7: He had been there very long. But he's like, we

2315
02:03:15,440 --> 02:03:18,960
Speaker 7: get a ton of telemarketing calls at this music store

2316
02:03:18,960 --> 02:03:22,000
Speaker 7: here in El Paso. He's like, and I finally got

2317
02:03:22,040 --> 02:03:26,600
Speaker 7: a human and I just responded to them with the

2318
02:03:26,720 --> 02:03:32,120
Speaker 7: David Lee Roth soundboard, and he was subsequently cussed out

2319
02:03:32,120 --> 02:03:35,720
Speaker 7: in Indian. He said, well, yeah, I'm dialect of you know,

2320
02:03:37,080 --> 02:03:41,920
Speaker 7: you would imagine, don't.

2321
02:03:41,760 --> 02:03:42,400
Speaker 3: Do don't do it.

2322
02:03:42,520 --> 02:03:46,120
Speaker 2: Don't do don't, don't don't round, don't do it, don't

2323
02:03:46,560 --> 02:03:52,080
Speaker 2: don't just just don't. Just keep it to yourself. Don't

2324
02:03:52,320 --> 02:03:55,240
Speaker 2: do it. Everybody knows exactly what you're trying to not. Don't,

2325
02:03:55,320 --> 02:03:58,840
Speaker 2: don't do, don't do it. Just don't.

2326
02:03:59,160 --> 02:03:59,440
Speaker 1: Don't.

2327
02:03:59,640 --> 02:04:06,600
Speaker 2: Look. Let me speak to your manager, keeping it culturally neutral, Rubs,

2328
02:04:07,400 --> 02:04:12,000
Speaker 2: I would like to speak. I am Darpinder. Could I

2329
02:04:12,120 --> 02:04:15,560
Speaker 2: speak with your manager? I don't understand what you're doing.

2330
02:04:16,720 --> 02:04:21,440
Speaker 2: Is there anyone there who could help me out? I'm

2331
02:04:21,520 --> 02:04:23,880
Speaker 2: not sure what that means, but it's pissing me off.

2332
02:04:24,120 --> 02:04:25,680
Speaker 3: I mean, my name is Steve.

2333
02:04:26,080 --> 02:04:32,760
Speaker 2: I'm calling from Tacoma, Washington. What oh, no, sir, is

2334
02:04:32,840 --> 02:04:37,320
Speaker 2: there anyone I'm not going to do the voice rub,

2335
02:04:37,440 --> 02:04:39,840
Speaker 2: don't do it. I'm not don't do it. I'm not

2336
02:04:41,680 --> 02:04:45,400
Speaker 2: I'm not doing it. Hello, my name is Frank and

2337
02:04:45,520 --> 02:04:52,240
Speaker 2: I'm calling from I'm goodness, okay.

2338
02:04:52,400 --> 02:04:58,240
Speaker 7: He's just so confusing for him, in confusing for everyone involved.

2339
02:05:00,400 --> 02:05:04,560
Speaker 2: Thank you, d Rock. No, why would we come on?

2340
02:05:06,200 --> 02:05:07,240
Speaker 2: It's so hard to not.

2341
02:05:08,720 --> 02:05:12,600
Speaker 7: And yet somehow, Rob, we find a way every day,

2342
02:05:13,480 --> 02:05:15,000
Speaker 7: you know, for all of the things that we do

2343
02:05:15,160 --> 02:05:18,600
Speaker 7: accomplish here on the show. I would really like us

2344
02:05:18,680 --> 02:05:21,400
Speaker 7: to get our flowers for the things we don't do

2345
02:05:21,640 --> 02:05:26,560
Speaker 7: on the show. Right, some of them are immediately recognizable

2346
02:05:26,920 --> 02:05:29,280
Speaker 7: and others are a little bit more under the surface.

2347
02:05:30,600 --> 02:05:32,280
Speaker 7: But I would like to get a little credit for

2348
02:05:32,360 --> 02:05:36,760
Speaker 7: the things that we avoid here on the program, because golly,

2349
02:05:38,120 --> 02:05:44,360
Speaker 7: you know I'm not gonna do it. Alan Stovepipe Dildo

2350
02:05:44,560 --> 02:05:48,880
Speaker 7: is at the Agora next weekend. Those guys are pretty good.

2351
02:05:48,960 --> 02:05:49,840
Speaker 7: I really got a lie.

2352
02:05:49,960 --> 02:05:54,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, super hard. Yeah, they got their own wall of

2353
02:05:54,720 --> 02:06:01,560
Speaker 2: death pointy at a Stovepipe Dildo show. Allen Cark Show.

2354
02:06:01,720 --> 02:06:03,360
Speaker 3: On one hundred seven.

2355
02:06:06,560 --> 02:06:10,600
Speaker 5: Some things are never meant to be discussed in polite society.

2356
02:06:12,240 --> 02:06:14,680
Speaker 3: Welcome to impolite society.

2357
02:06:15,200 --> 02:06:17,520
Speaker 2: Relen Cark Show on one.

2358
02:06:17,480 --> 02:06:36,560
Speaker 5: Hundred point seven. WMMS Calves go into the.

2359
02:06:36,560 --> 02:06:40,320
Speaker 7: All Star Week off a big win of the Washington

2360
02:06:40,400 --> 02:06:45,160
Speaker 7: Wizards James Harden's Cleveland home debut last night. Boy, he

2361
02:06:45,320 --> 02:06:49,440
Speaker 7: goes in and then comes home and uh then they're

2362
02:06:49,520 --> 02:06:51,440
Speaker 7: right into the All Star week Yep, the me getting

2363
02:06:51,480 --> 02:06:54,520
Speaker 7: momentum there, but big win over the Wizards like one

2364
02:06:54,680 --> 02:06:55,320
Speaker 7: thirty eight to.

2365
02:06:55,480 --> 02:06:57,400
Speaker 2: One thirteen or something. Yeah, it was a big one.

2366
02:06:57,600 --> 02:07:01,000
Speaker 7: Yeah, and so one week from tonight they will get

2367
02:07:01,040 --> 02:07:03,840
Speaker 7: back at it and they'll host the Brooklyn Nets at

2368
02:07:03,880 --> 02:07:07,120
Speaker 7: the Rocket Arena before they get back there on the road.

2369
02:07:08,240 --> 02:07:10,920
Speaker 7: If you listen to us on the iHeartRadio app from

2370
02:07:10,960 --> 02:07:13,800
Speaker 7: out of state, tell me where you are. I like

2371
02:07:13,880 --> 02:07:15,160
Speaker 7: to know where our beer and cheese are so I

2372
02:07:15,200 --> 02:07:16,840
Speaker 7: can make sure that this map is up to date.

2373
02:07:17,840 --> 02:07:23,600
Speaker 7: Sasha listens in Portland, Oregon. Mike is in Seattle. Mike

2374
02:07:23,720 --> 02:07:28,120
Speaker 7: another Mike is in Louisville, Texas. Sarah is in Rawlins, Wyoming.

2375
02:07:28,160 --> 02:07:32,960
Speaker 7: I wonder if that's the Sarah who texted me Alan.

2376
02:07:33,040 --> 02:07:35,200
Speaker 7: Today is Darwin's birthday.

2377
02:07:34,840 --> 02:07:39,000
Speaker 2: And yesterday was mine, he says, Sarah thirty six now,

2378
02:07:40,200 --> 02:07:46,839
Speaker 2: no congratulations. I she's one day apart from Charles Darwin's birthday.

2379
02:07:46,920 --> 02:07:50,800
Speaker 2: Rock Okay, very excited? All right? Yes, cool man.

2380
02:07:51,320 --> 02:07:54,840
Speaker 7: Remember his book Origin of the Feces. Ah listen, that's

2381
02:07:54,880 --> 02:08:02,520
Speaker 7: probably a Cannibal Corpse album. Nevertheless, very exciting for Sarah.

2382
02:08:03,440 --> 02:08:05,680
Speaker 7: Remember when you were thirty six years old.

2383
02:08:05,640 --> 02:08:09,440
Speaker 2: Rob, Yes, well, yeah, ten years ago.

2384
02:08:12,000 --> 02:08:13,760
Speaker 7: You remember what you were doing when you were thirty

2385
02:08:13,760 --> 02:08:17,120
Speaker 7: six years old? How did you celebrate How did you

2386
02:08:17,240 --> 02:08:19,200
Speaker 7: celebrate your thirty sixth birthday.

2387
02:08:19,400 --> 02:08:21,400
Speaker 2: I have no idea. Oh, probably the same way I

2388
02:08:21,440 --> 02:08:23,320
Speaker 2: celebrate all of them, like nothing, Like the kids will

2389
02:08:23,320 --> 02:08:25,480
Speaker 2: have a cake and they'll sing me Happy Birthday. I

2390
02:08:25,520 --> 02:08:27,280
Speaker 2: get a pair of sneakers or something and move on

2391
02:08:27,360 --> 02:08:27,840
Speaker 2: to the next one.

2392
02:08:27,880 --> 02:08:29,960
Speaker 7: Well that's the thing too, is that everybody has twenty

2393
02:08:30,080 --> 02:08:31,560
Speaker 7: first birthday stories.

2394
02:08:31,920 --> 02:08:34,680
Speaker 2: Right, Oh my god, my twenty first You have twenty

2395
02:08:34,720 --> 02:08:39,080
Speaker 2: stories about your first birthday. I yes, Rob, I have

2396
02:08:39,680 --> 02:08:46,040
Speaker 2: twenty stories about my first birthday. That's what you said.

2397
02:08:46,400 --> 02:08:53,880
Speaker 2: I know, twenty first birthday stories. And yes, yes, no

2398
02:08:54,480 --> 02:08:55,800
Speaker 2: story stories.

2399
02:08:57,200 --> 02:09:00,560
Speaker 7: You're thinking about thirty two short films about Glenn Gould

2400
02:09:00,760 --> 02:09:04,400
Speaker 7: is what you're thinking of, Rob, not in my birthday story. Sorry, No,

2401
02:09:04,960 --> 02:09:07,360
Speaker 7: I worked. I was working, you know what I mean.

2402
02:09:07,440 --> 02:09:10,120
Speaker 7: It was either working or I was doing stand up

2403
02:09:10,200 --> 02:09:13,000
Speaker 7: somewhere or something. I didn't do dick on my twenty

2404
02:09:13,040 --> 02:09:15,600
Speaker 7: first because I didn't drink anyway. But like even if

2405
02:09:15,640 --> 02:09:18,600
Speaker 7: I had, I was working. Yeah, I was on the air. Yeah,

2406
02:09:18,960 --> 02:09:21,160
Speaker 7: I got called in, I was out. It's so reged

2407
02:09:21,160 --> 02:09:23,920
Speaker 7: to my twenty birthday. I'm like, that's great. I guess

2408
02:09:23,960 --> 02:09:26,880
Speaker 7: that's what you're supposed to do. But I'm like, I worked. Yep,

2409
02:09:27,160 --> 02:09:30,600
Speaker 7: but you're trying to break into a career. Yeah, you work,

2410
02:09:30,720 --> 02:09:32,360
Speaker 7: take take the shift whenever you can get it.

2411
02:09:32,760 --> 02:09:34,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was out. I was at a place called

2412
02:09:34,880 --> 02:09:38,520
Speaker 2: the Hot Club. It's a three floor nightclub in Springfield, Massachusetts,

2413
02:09:39,000 --> 02:09:44,000
Speaker 2: and I got a beep, a beeper, and I called

2414
02:09:44,120 --> 02:09:46,040
Speaker 2: it's my boss and he said, hey, can you do

2415
02:09:46,120 --> 02:09:48,160
Speaker 2: the overnight? And I said absolutely, And I left the

2416
02:09:48,200 --> 02:09:51,160
Speaker 2: bar and went to the radio station. Yeah. Somebody called

2417
02:09:51,160 --> 02:09:54,000
Speaker 2: out and they're like, can you do a shift? I'm like, yeah, absolutely.

2418
02:09:54,520 --> 02:09:57,240
Speaker 2: I remember it well, Rob, because it was the year

2419
02:09:57,320 --> 02:10:02,400
Speaker 2: of the Monkey. I just stuck in your head. Sure, yeah,

2420
02:10:02,440 --> 02:10:06,839
Speaker 2: of course. Yeah, made your birthday spankings much more enjoyable.

2421
02:10:06,960 --> 02:10:09,760
Speaker 7: I'll be there by Mariah Carey was the number one song,

2422
02:10:09,840 --> 02:10:13,400
Speaker 7: and you could bet your sweet petuity I was playing

2423
02:10:13,440 --> 02:10:14,120
Speaker 7: it on the radio.

2424
02:10:16,120 --> 02:10:17,880
Speaker 2: No, I wouldn't even on the radio. I was still

2425
02:10:18,040 --> 02:10:19,880
Speaker 2: like interning when I turned twenty one.

2426
02:10:20,960 --> 02:10:23,320
Speaker 7: SOT probably in a cab somewhere where they hid the microphone,

2427
02:10:23,360 --> 02:10:25,000
Speaker 7: picking up hookers at two in the morning for the

2428
02:10:25,520 --> 02:10:27,400
Speaker 7: tape the next day. That was the kind of stuff

2429
02:10:27,400 --> 02:10:29,879
Speaker 7: I got sent out to do. So my twenty first birthday,

2430
02:10:30,120 --> 02:10:34,280
Speaker 7: I literally was probably somewhere overnight getting tape for the

2431
02:10:34,360 --> 02:10:36,440
Speaker 7: next morning for this show that I was working on.

2432
02:10:37,760 --> 02:10:38,360
Speaker 2: That's what it took.

2433
02:10:38,440 --> 02:10:38,560
Speaker 3: Man.

2434
02:10:38,600 --> 02:10:42,000
Speaker 7: I didn't have stories, so I'm I'm not envious of

2435
02:10:42,040 --> 02:10:44,839
Speaker 7: people's stories because they always end with them being blackout.

2436
02:10:45,000 --> 02:10:48,480
Speaker 7: That was probably Jess's twenty first birthday story yep, during COVID,

2437
02:10:48,680 --> 02:10:50,760
Speaker 7: right you Oh that would suck, But I think it

2438
02:10:50,800 --> 02:10:54,160
Speaker 7: was your twenty first was during twenty six now, oh boy, Yeah,

2439
02:10:54,960 --> 02:10:57,560
Speaker 7: turned twenty one during COVID. All I remember is which

2440
02:10:57,600 --> 02:10:59,880
Speaker 7: means she sat at home and just was knitting.

2441
02:11:00,240 --> 02:11:00,520
Speaker 2: What's that?

2442
02:11:01,840 --> 02:11:03,840
Speaker 12: My friend had a party for me, and then the

2443
02:11:03,960 --> 02:11:06,280
Speaker 12: cat ended up eating the cake because I guess it

2444
02:11:06,400 --> 02:11:07,440
Speaker 12: landed on the floor.

2445
02:11:08,000 --> 02:11:10,960
Speaker 23: The cat or the cake. The cake landed on the floor,

2446
02:11:11,000 --> 02:11:15,800
Speaker 23: and then the cat ate it. Yep, wow, yellow frosting

2447
02:11:17,160 --> 02:11:18,160
Speaker 23: all over this white cat.

2448
02:11:18,280 --> 02:11:24,240
Speaker 7: Eventually it was oh well, my twenty first birthday was

2449
02:11:24,280 --> 02:11:26,720
Speaker 7: on Super Bowl Sunday and I was loaded.

2450
02:11:27,960 --> 02:11:33,120
Speaker 2: Yeah. Come just you think about people's birthdays running parallel.

2451
02:11:34,000 --> 02:11:38,960
Speaker 2: Jess's birthday had that cake incident, and for my twenty

2452
02:11:39,040 --> 02:11:41,880
Speaker 2: first birthday, I was begging for a frosting covered cat.

2453
02:11:42,680 --> 02:11:46,160
Speaker 7: Didn't get one, right, you know what I mean? Yeah,

2454
02:11:46,280 --> 02:11:49,600
Speaker 7: not everybody. Not everybody gets what they want.

2455
02:11:50,680 --> 02:11:52,800
Speaker 2: Just look at me. I'm just so lucky, you know, look.

2456
02:11:52,680 --> 02:11:56,200
Speaker 7: At you now, I know that a mirror five years

2457
02:11:56,320 --> 02:12:00,480
Speaker 7: later you had so much fun that now you're sober. Yeah,

2458
02:12:00,840 --> 02:12:05,520
Speaker 7: in recovery a year and a half. That's a cautionary tale, Rob,

2459
02:12:05,560 --> 02:12:05,960
Speaker 7: How about that?

2460
02:12:06,000 --> 02:12:06,320
Speaker 2: That's right?

2461
02:12:06,480 --> 02:12:10,120
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, Alan Sin's coming back to live in Ohio.

2462
02:12:10,960 --> 02:12:15,600
Speaker 7: I didn't know how I felt about Rob, but now

2463
02:12:15,720 --> 02:12:17,520
Speaker 7: please let him know that he's awesome.

2464
02:12:17,880 --> 02:12:21,160
Speaker 2: Oh well, thank you. He took a year.

2465
02:12:23,520 --> 02:12:25,480
Speaker 7: Doesn't say when they came back, but I'll tell you

2466
02:12:25,560 --> 02:12:29,200
Speaker 7: what I asked people this all the time. I just

2467
02:12:29,320 --> 02:12:32,560
Speaker 7: do my own kind of anecdotal research Rob. I'll be

2468
02:12:32,600 --> 02:12:36,600
Speaker 7: at the gas station. I'll be picking up loaves of

2469
02:12:36,800 --> 02:12:42,280
Speaker 7: bread because I never did just one sure, and I go, hey,

2470
02:12:42,600 --> 02:12:47,120
Speaker 7: what do you think of Rob? And they'll go, huh who?

2471
02:12:48,000 --> 02:12:50,600
Speaker 7: And I'll say what do you think of Rob? And

2472
02:12:50,720 --> 02:12:53,160
Speaker 7: they say, I think it's against the law, and I go,

2473
02:12:53,280 --> 02:12:54,240
Speaker 7: not the verb.

2474
02:12:54,160 --> 02:12:54,560
Speaker 1: The guy?

2475
02:12:54,960 --> 02:12:57,640
Speaker 7: You have to be more specific which one. Eventually they'll

2476
02:12:57,680 --> 02:13:03,760
Speaker 7: give me an answer, but it takes some doing. Alan

2477
02:13:03,840 --> 02:13:06,120
Speaker 7: your twenty first birthday stories you worked. It doesn't mean

2478
02:13:06,160 --> 02:13:07,480
Speaker 7: you don't have a story. It means you have a

2479
02:13:07,560 --> 02:13:08,440
Speaker 7: boring story.

2480
02:13:09,160 --> 02:13:10,800
Speaker 2: It's true. I guess that is true.

2481
02:13:10,880 --> 02:13:15,320
Speaker 7: Yes, I don't have a traditional twenty first birthday story

2482
02:13:16,560 --> 02:13:18,560
Speaker 7: because I really didn't drink until I was in my

2483
02:13:18,680 --> 02:13:23,480
Speaker 7: mid twenties. Alan my twenty first birthday threw me a

2484
02:13:23,560 --> 02:13:27,040
Speaker 7: surprise party my friends and family, but no one called

2485
02:13:27,120 --> 02:13:29,240
Speaker 7: me off work the next day, So I went into

2486
02:13:29,320 --> 02:13:33,080
Speaker 7: work the next day drunk. Somebody else says they didn't

2487
02:13:33,080 --> 02:13:34,520
Speaker 7: get to go out when they were twenty one, they

2488
02:13:34,520 --> 02:13:41,040
Speaker 7: had to do community service. Yeah, all right, hey, at

2489
02:13:41,120 --> 02:13:43,640
Speaker 7: least you went into work the next day. That's something

2490
02:13:44,040 --> 02:13:45,840
Speaker 7: you know you could have called off. I've got the

2491
02:13:45,920 --> 02:13:47,040
Speaker 7: brown bottle flu bro.

2492
02:13:48,800 --> 02:13:49,400
Speaker 2: Boy. Thank god.

2493
02:13:49,440 --> 02:13:51,200
Speaker 7: I don't have a lot of friends. I've never had

2494
02:13:51,240 --> 02:13:54,560
Speaker 7: a surprise. I don't care for surprises, just big picture,

2495
02:13:54,960 --> 02:13:57,800
Speaker 7: but I've never had a surprise birthday party thrown for me.

2496
02:13:57,960 --> 02:13:58,480
Speaker 2: I had a few.

2497
02:13:58,760 --> 02:14:02,360
Speaker 7: Woof uh, no, thank you, I've taken that like for

2498
02:14:02,560 --> 02:14:05,320
Speaker 7: the friends that I did have, I was like, you

2499
02:14:05,520 --> 02:14:09,240
Speaker 7: have zero pressure on you because I didn't grow up

2500
02:14:09,280 --> 02:14:12,640
Speaker 7: getting birthday parties and I don't need a surprise birthday party.

2501
02:14:13,280 --> 02:14:15,120
Speaker 2: So I had two, not a few. I had two.

2502
02:14:15,240 --> 02:14:18,760
Speaker 2: I had sixteenth my mother threw, and then my thirtieth,

2503
02:14:21,160 --> 02:14:22,040
Speaker 2: only two i've ever heard.

2504
02:14:22,360 --> 02:14:24,720
Speaker 7: Yeah, but you knew you were turning thirty. Where's the surprise?

2505
02:14:25,520 --> 02:14:27,560
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, but I didn't know that I was going

2506
02:14:27,640 --> 02:14:29,480
Speaker 2: to have I had a suspicion that they were.

2507
02:14:29,920 --> 02:14:32,400
Speaker 7: The birthday was, and the surprise the party was.

2508
02:14:32,800 --> 02:14:36,320
Speaker 2: Well, I haven't known how old I am for twenty years.

2509
02:14:36,520 --> 02:14:39,320
Speaker 2: I always am. I'll ask my wife forty seven, how

2510
02:14:39,320 --> 02:14:42,960
Speaker 2: old you know? Forty six? I'm sorry, forty seven in March.

2511
02:14:43,080 --> 02:14:47,600
Speaker 7: That is incorrect, very well, could be sorry, you are

2512
02:14:47,720 --> 02:14:48,920
Speaker 7: forty two years old?

2513
02:14:49,120 --> 02:14:52,640
Speaker 2: That is not righty oh, And the only reason I

2514
02:14:52,720 --> 02:14:55,080
Speaker 2: know that to be factual is because my brother just

2515
02:14:55,160 --> 02:14:57,560
Speaker 2: turned forty and I'm seven years older than him. So

2516
02:14:57,680 --> 02:15:00,560
Speaker 2: that's usually how I do the math. Oh God for you?

2517
02:15:02,000 --> 02:15:04,800
Speaker 2: Hey Dean, Hey, how you doing?

2518
02:15:04,880 --> 02:15:05,120
Speaker 1: Allen?

2519
02:15:05,360 --> 02:15:05,560
Speaker 16: Oh?

2520
02:15:05,880 --> 02:15:06,960
Speaker 2: You know reminiscent?

2521
02:15:08,240 --> 02:15:10,080
Speaker 1: Yes the Dean from me? Say d Dean for me,

2522
02:15:10,200 --> 02:15:12,400
Speaker 1: say don't want to work at con Selmer. That's moving.

2523
02:15:12,400 --> 02:15:13,800
Speaker 1: I worked there for twenty seven years.

2524
02:15:14,040 --> 02:15:16,280
Speaker 2: Yes, sir, yes, sir, yes.

2525
02:15:17,480 --> 02:15:20,080
Speaker 1: I just want to tell you how to tell your

2526
02:15:20,160 --> 02:15:23,640
Speaker 1: daughter happy birthday, because my birthday is on Valentine's Day.

2527
02:15:23,640 --> 02:15:24,560
Speaker 1: I know hers is tomorrow.

2528
02:15:24,680 --> 02:15:28,840
Speaker 7: Hers is tomorrow her tenth birthday. Yes, she forever ruined

2529
02:15:28,960 --> 02:15:31,880
Speaker 7: Valentine's Day. I know you're not supposed to say it

2530
02:15:32,040 --> 02:15:35,000
Speaker 7: like that, but no, she's lovely and she's very excited

2531
02:15:35,000 --> 02:15:35,880
Speaker 7: to be turning ten.

2532
02:15:36,760 --> 02:15:38,040
Speaker 1: Oh, turning double digits.

2533
02:15:38,280 --> 02:15:40,080
Speaker 2: I will I will give her your best.

2534
02:15:40,120 --> 02:15:42,400
Speaker 7: I'll go home tonight and I'll say, hey, Dean from

2535
02:15:42,480 --> 02:15:44,760
Speaker 7: East Lake call and said, happy birthday.

2536
02:15:45,240 --> 02:15:46,560
Speaker 2: She's gonna go. Is that the one that worked at

2537
02:15:46,560 --> 02:15:48,040
Speaker 2: the musical instrument place you're gonna go?

2538
02:15:48,160 --> 02:15:50,919
Speaker 7: Yeah, the guy that was fabricating tubas?

2539
02:15:51,080 --> 02:15:53,920
Speaker 2: Yes? What other one is there? Yes? The dean from

2540
02:15:53,960 --> 02:16:00,640
Speaker 2: East Lake? Honey, yeah, yes, sure, I'm sure.

2541
02:16:00,520 --> 02:16:04,080
Speaker 1: Other callers are calling in and happy birthday teas.

2542
02:16:04,360 --> 02:16:07,560
Speaker 2: Indeed, thank you Dean.

2543
02:16:08,920 --> 02:16:09,880
Speaker 1: All right, here you go?

2544
02:16:10,040 --> 02:16:10,560
Speaker 2: All right?

2545
02:16:10,680 --> 02:16:11,760
Speaker 3: What are you talking about?

2546
02:16:12,720 --> 02:16:16,640
Speaker 21: A beautifles and penises on the lady, old daddy.

2547
02:16:16,840 --> 02:16:21,080
Speaker 7: Yes, that's what pays for everything, honey, because there's bills

2548
02:16:21,120 --> 02:16:21,920
Speaker 7: to pay, dear.

2549
02:16:22,480 --> 02:16:23,560
Speaker 21: Isn't that amazing?

2550
02:16:24,120 --> 02:16:25,040
Speaker 3: I hope you think so?

2551
02:16:25,480 --> 02:16:31,240
Speaker 2: Yep? Sure is she is adorable Now she's much smaller

2552
02:16:31,320 --> 02:16:33,720
Speaker 2: than It's not like I'm still recording her for things.

2553
02:16:33,879 --> 02:16:36,400
Speaker 2: Do you think that I'm a crotchety old man. No,

2554
02:16:37,080 --> 02:16:40,080
Speaker 2: do you know what crotchety means? No? See, Rob, it

2555
02:16:40,160 --> 02:16:44,400
Speaker 2: all works out. We should have her do some stuff

2556
02:16:44,440 --> 02:16:46,600
Speaker 2: for us, now she did. I had her cut intros

2557
02:16:46,720 --> 02:16:49,240
Speaker 2: years ago when we would go on Best of She's

2558
02:16:49,360 --> 02:16:52,880
Speaker 2: so like well spoken, very articulate.

2559
02:16:53,320 --> 02:16:56,440
Speaker 7: I love her command of adverbs. She does them all

2560
02:16:56,560 --> 02:16:59,320
Speaker 7: the time. She'll talk about this puppy we have.

2561
02:16:59,440 --> 02:16:59,800
Speaker 2: She goes.

2562
02:17:00,120 --> 02:17:02,760
Speaker 7: She just kind of lazily walks through the room, and

2563
02:17:02,800 --> 02:17:04,640
Speaker 7: I'm like, God, I love you, Lazily.

2564
02:17:04,920 --> 02:17:06,800
Speaker 2: You are the best. You are my kid.

2565
02:17:07,200 --> 02:17:11,160
Speaker 21: Hi, I Noah, we're gonna be on vacation for a week,

2566
02:17:11,760 --> 02:17:16,320
Speaker 21: so you might heal some of the clips you've already heard.

2567
02:17:16,720 --> 02:17:19,280
Speaker 21: If you didn't think that was funny before, you're still

2568
02:17:19,360 --> 02:17:21,879
Speaker 21: not gonna laugh. But it's the best we've got.

2569
02:17:22,120 --> 02:17:24,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, I had her caught a whole bunch of stuff

2570
02:17:24,440 --> 02:17:28,960
Speaker 2: for like Christmas vacation probably five years ago. Five six

2571
02:17:29,120 --> 02:17:29,680
Speaker 2: years ago.

2572
02:17:31,600 --> 02:17:35,640
Speaker 21: Is Noah, Allen's my dad one vacation all week. So

2573
02:17:35,800 --> 02:17:39,280
Speaker 21: we're playing some of our favorite clips from the last year.

2574
02:17:39,640 --> 02:17:42,160
Speaker 21: It's kind of a bummer that this is as good

2575
02:17:42,200 --> 02:17:44,959
Speaker 21: as it gets. The heliop Yeah, it's.

2576
02:17:44,800 --> 02:17:46,560
Speaker 2: A good reader. Remember we had her in what was

2577
02:17:46,920 --> 02:17:49,640
Speaker 2: the thing she judged was Taylor Swift. The Taylor Swift.

2578
02:17:49,760 --> 02:17:52,240
Speaker 7: She did the Taylor Swift. We gave the Taylor tickets

2579
02:17:52,240 --> 02:17:54,920
Speaker 7: when we were in the front room. Yeah, and then

2580
02:17:55,000 --> 02:17:58,360
Speaker 7: she came in here the Christmas of twenty three. I

2581
02:17:58,440 --> 02:18:00,880
Speaker 7: think she was so good that she was like that

2582
02:18:01,040 --> 02:18:05,920
Speaker 7: person was weird strikes boy.

2583
02:18:06,000 --> 02:18:09,920
Speaker 21: Yeah, Hey, it's no Well, I'm vacation a week. If

2584
02:18:09,959 --> 02:18:13,080
Speaker 21: you're somebody who tweets my dad asking why he's not

2585
02:18:13,240 --> 02:18:16,320
Speaker 21: at work, think about me. I have to tweet him

2586
02:18:16,640 --> 02:18:18,000
Speaker 21: asking why he's not home.

2587
02:18:20,280 --> 02:18:22,880
Speaker 2: I like that one arms and the Angel song plays.

2588
02:18:43,959 --> 02:18:46,760
Speaker 7: You know, we talked a while back about Flea's forthcoming

2589
02:18:46,879 --> 02:18:53,720
Speaker 7: solo record, Well, Funky Monks here off of Blood, Sugar, Sex, Magic.

2590
02:18:55,280 --> 02:18:55,920
Speaker 2: And Flee.

2591
02:18:56,160 --> 02:19:00,280
Speaker 7: After many, many many years, is getting ready to drop

2592
02:19:00,360 --> 02:19:02,600
Speaker 7: his debut solo album. And it's going to be a

2593
02:19:02,640 --> 02:19:06,760
Speaker 7: lot of collabse obviously, and it goes without saying that

2594
02:19:06,760 --> 02:19:08,880
Speaker 7: he'll play some bass. But what I was reading is

2595
02:19:08,959 --> 02:19:11,920
Speaker 7: that Rob it's mostly going to be him returning to

2596
02:19:12,160 --> 02:19:14,879
Speaker 7: his first instrument and musical.

2597
02:19:14,560 --> 02:19:17,120
Speaker 2: Love, the trumpet. Oh good.

2598
02:19:18,760 --> 02:19:20,840
Speaker 7: I guess at some point he fell in with a

2599
02:19:20,879 --> 02:19:23,400
Speaker 7: different group of dudes and figured maybe the bass would

2600
02:19:23,440 --> 02:19:25,920
Speaker 7: be more commercially viable.

2601
02:19:27,120 --> 02:19:29,199
Speaker 2: Yeah, he but he's going to go on tour.

2602
02:19:29,440 --> 02:19:31,520
Speaker 7: Is this going to be like when ANDREI three thousand

2603
02:19:31,560 --> 02:19:32,640
Speaker 7: did the flute records.

2604
02:19:32,840 --> 02:19:35,680
Speaker 2: I was just about to say because he get together, but.

2605
02:19:35,879 --> 02:19:37,920
Speaker 7: He went on tour too, And I don't even know

2606
02:19:37,959 --> 02:19:40,840
Speaker 7: if he finished that tour because people are like, yeah,

2607
02:19:40,920 --> 02:19:42,359
Speaker 7: I know you play the flute.

2608
02:19:42,400 --> 02:19:45,920
Speaker 2: But I kind of wanted to hear hey uh they

2609
02:19:45,959 --> 02:19:48,040
Speaker 2: came to Acro never. Yeah, I was gonna. I was like,

2610
02:19:48,080 --> 02:19:50,000
Speaker 2: oh this is great. I was gonna buy tickets and

2611
02:19:50,080 --> 02:19:50,400
Speaker 2: you told me.

2612
02:19:50,440 --> 02:19:50,720
Speaker 8: What it was.

2613
02:19:50,760 --> 02:19:53,080
Speaker 7: I'm like, oh, oh no, no, no, no, Well, out

2614
02:19:53,080 --> 02:19:56,400
Speaker 7: of pure curiosity, I kind of wish i'd gone. March

2615
02:19:56,520 --> 02:20:01,160
Speaker 7: twenty seventh is the Flea solo album. It's gonna drop,

2616
02:20:01,760 --> 02:20:05,959
Speaker 7: and then he's gonna go on tour. I don't think

2617
02:20:05,959 --> 02:20:09,039
Speaker 7: he's coming here. I think he's literally doing well, he's

2618
02:20:09,120 --> 02:20:12,040
Speaker 7: kicking it off in Chicago in May, I think so.

2619
02:20:12,120 --> 02:20:20,000
Speaker 7: I think he's literally doing Chicago, New York, LA, and

2620
02:20:20,520 --> 02:20:23,720
Speaker 7: Toronto maybe like in North America, and then he'll go

2621
02:20:23,879 --> 02:20:27,560
Speaker 7: off and do some other cities. But I would go

2622
02:20:27,720 --> 02:20:29,480
Speaker 7: see him play the trumpet.

2623
02:20:29,640 --> 02:20:30,000
Speaker 2: You would.

2624
02:20:46,959 --> 02:20:51,640
Speaker 7: I mean, I hate it everything shades of Deleabate right there.

2625
02:20:52,320 --> 02:20:55,280
Speaker 7: The album is called Honora. It's like Honor with an

2626
02:20:55,360 --> 02:20:56,760
Speaker 7: a Honora Honora.

2627
02:20:56,920 --> 02:21:01,560
Speaker 2: I don't know. Yeah, so he is literally doing Chicago, Toronto,

2628
02:21:02,160 --> 02:21:05,080
Speaker 2: New York, d C in LA and then just a

2629
02:21:05,200 --> 02:21:08,760
Speaker 2: handful of tour dates overseas. You don't want to go

2630
02:21:08,840 --> 02:21:09,520
Speaker 2: see him play.

2631
02:21:09,840 --> 02:21:11,360
Speaker 7: It's gonna be him and a bunch of other like

2632
02:21:11,560 --> 02:21:17,720
Speaker 7: jazz compatriots, nop the ten track album. You know, most

2633
02:21:17,760 --> 02:21:20,200
Speaker 7: people do a solo record way before this point in

2634
02:21:20,240 --> 02:21:26,560
Speaker 7: their career. He's been in music almost five decades, and

2635
02:21:26,760 --> 02:21:30,520
Speaker 7: he returns to his roots, rob in jazz and trumpet playing.

2636
02:21:30,840 --> 02:21:34,760
Speaker 2: Here's where it gets tricky. You do have an interest

2637
02:21:34,800 --> 02:21:35,920
Speaker 2: in seeing that or you do not?

2638
02:21:36,040 --> 02:21:36,800
Speaker 8: I do you do?

2639
02:21:37,320 --> 02:21:41,400
Speaker 2: Okay? I don't know what I would rather see less

2640
02:21:41,680 --> 02:21:46,120
Speaker 2: If I would rather see Flee do this trumpet tour

2641
02:21:46,800 --> 02:21:49,480
Speaker 2: or see the Red Hot Chili Peppers on tour again, I.

2642
02:21:49,480 --> 02:21:51,959
Speaker 7: Mean I would rather see a guy play the trumpet

2643
02:21:52,040 --> 02:21:55,240
Speaker 7: then wank on the bass. I mean, with all respect

2644
02:21:55,280 --> 02:21:57,360
Speaker 7: on one half of the rhythm section as a drummer.

2645
02:21:57,760 --> 02:22:00,480
Speaker 7: But like you know, when Primus comes and all that,

2646
02:22:00,720 --> 02:22:04,400
Speaker 7: I don't need to see bass forward bands. I don't

2647
02:22:04,440 --> 02:22:07,080
Speaker 7: need to see two hours of that. So obviously to me,

2648
02:22:07,320 --> 02:22:09,640
Speaker 7: he's like, Okay, here's gonna be a mix of me

2649
02:22:09,840 --> 02:22:14,879
Speaker 7: playing the instrument everyone knows me from, but also playing

2650
02:22:14,920 --> 02:22:17,959
Speaker 7: an instrument we don't know him from. But he's if

2651
02:22:18,080 --> 02:22:21,920
Speaker 7: not equally adept at it. Partially. You don't want to

2652
02:22:21,920 --> 02:22:25,520
Speaker 7: go see ninety minutes of Flea playing trumpet. No, here's

2653
02:22:25,600 --> 02:22:29,400
Speaker 7: under the Bridge on trumpet, No man, no good I

2654
02:22:30,200 --> 02:22:32,520
Speaker 7: under the bridge. Oh no, no, don't get me wrong, Rob.

2655
02:22:32,680 --> 02:22:35,680
Speaker 7: He's not playing any red hot Chili Peppers music.

2656
02:22:35,720 --> 02:22:36,160
Speaker 2: How do we know?

2657
02:22:36,840 --> 02:22:40,240
Speaker 7: Cause the album is would you go out and play

2658
02:22:40,720 --> 02:22:43,600
Speaker 7: your other It took you almost fifty years to do

2659
02:22:43,640 --> 02:22:45,520
Speaker 7: a solo record, and you're gonna go out and play

2660
02:22:45,640 --> 02:22:46,480
Speaker 7: Chili Peppers music.

2661
02:22:46,480 --> 02:22:48,560
Speaker 2: I think it would be hysterical if he came out

2662
02:22:48,600 --> 02:22:50,600
Speaker 2: and played Chili pep at least, Oh, that would be

2663
02:22:50,640 --> 02:22:52,440
Speaker 2: a first song on the trumpet. I love it.

2664
02:22:54,040 --> 02:23:04,040
Speaker 7: Here's Suck My Kiss, Yeah, under the Bridge on trumpet. Yeah,

2665
02:23:15,000 --> 02:23:22,720
Speaker 7: here's Californication on the trumpet. Oh man, maybe he'll bring

2666
02:23:22,840 --> 02:23:28,920
Speaker 7: Kenny g out of him wrong. He can be playing

2667
02:23:28,959 --> 02:23:32,520
Speaker 7: the trumpet and the other guy can be playing the saxophone,

2668
02:23:32,520 --> 02:23:35,720
Speaker 7: which other guy, Kenny g.

2669
02:23:38,440 --> 02:23:42,279
Speaker 2: The other guy, what does he play? He plays the saxophone.

2670
02:23:42,280 --> 02:23:49,160
Speaker 2: Who does Kenny g Alan?

2671
02:23:49,200 --> 02:23:51,480
Speaker 7: I've seen Red Hot Chili Pepper's way too many times.

2672
02:23:51,680 --> 02:23:55,760
Speaker 2: Whose fault is that nobody's making I've seen him too

2673
02:23:55,760 --> 02:23:56,320
Speaker 2: many times.

2674
02:23:56,600 --> 02:23:58,880
Speaker 7: You paid for tickets and went to go see them.

2675
02:23:59,080 --> 02:24:01,920
Speaker 7: I have seen the Red Hot Chili Peppers precisely twice.

2676
02:24:02,200 --> 02:24:02,400
Speaker 2: Yeah.

2677
02:24:02,879 --> 02:24:06,520
Speaker 7: I saw them at Penn State, like twenty years ago

2678
02:24:06,879 --> 02:24:11,280
Speaker 7: with God I think Jane's addiction, like the first time

2679
02:24:11,360 --> 02:24:13,879
Speaker 7: they tried to come back, and you know, and they're fine.

2680
02:24:14,720 --> 02:24:16,960
Speaker 7: The rap on the Chili Peppers is they're real hot

2681
02:24:17,000 --> 02:24:19,760
Speaker 7: and cold live right because Anthony Keatis can't really sing

2682
02:24:19,879 --> 02:24:21,400
Speaker 7: that well, so you kind of know that going in.

2683
02:24:21,800 --> 02:24:22,920
Speaker 2: I happened to see them.

2684
02:24:23,520 --> 02:24:26,320
Speaker 7: They were great, But other people have seen the exact

2685
02:24:26,560 --> 02:24:30,040
Speaker 7: same band and been like they were terrible, So I

2686
02:24:30,120 --> 02:24:31,400
Speaker 7: guess I got them in a good night.

2687
02:24:32,080 --> 02:24:35,720
Speaker 2: Yeah. I saw them twice as well. The most recent

2688
02:24:35,800 --> 02:24:37,840
Speaker 2: one Guy I was still in Rhode Island, so I'm

2689
02:24:37,840 --> 02:24:41,120
Speaker 2: gonna say ten years ago, and the label gave us

2690
02:24:41,240 --> 02:24:44,120
Speaker 2: these incredible soundboard seats. They were like, dude, you know

2691
02:24:44,240 --> 02:24:47,240
Speaker 2: you you got to experience what they're doing on this tour,

2692
02:24:47,280 --> 02:24:48,800
Speaker 2: and you got to be right in the center where

2693
02:24:48,800 --> 02:24:51,120
Speaker 2: the soundboard is. So they kind of sat us up

2694
02:24:51,280 --> 02:24:54,000
Speaker 2: on this perch behind the soundboard on a couch. And

2695
02:24:54,120 --> 02:24:57,840
Speaker 2: it was me and three of my buddies. And I

2696
02:24:58,200 --> 02:25:01,160
Speaker 2: was as bored at a concert and as I've ever

2697
02:25:01,240 --> 02:25:02,800
Speaker 2: been in my entire life. And I'd seen the Chili

2698
02:25:02,840 --> 02:25:06,600
Speaker 2: Peppers before, but it was the whole like, not gonna

2699
02:25:06,640 --> 02:25:08,959
Speaker 2: do anything other than new stuff for like the first

2700
02:25:09,000 --> 02:25:11,200
Speaker 2: ten songs. Yeah, And I'm sitting there and I'm trying

2701
02:25:11,240 --> 02:25:12,760
Speaker 2: to put a smile on it. I mean, it sounded good,

2702
02:25:13,000 --> 02:25:14,760
Speaker 2: you know, the mix was great, but I'm like, oh

2703
02:25:14,879 --> 02:25:18,360
Speaker 2: my god, almighty, this is terrible. And they did five songs,

2704
02:25:18,440 --> 02:25:19,400
Speaker 2: you know, and then it was over.

2705
02:25:21,120 --> 02:25:26,480
Speaker 7: What about Spanish flea? It's it's Flee playing the trumpet.

2706
02:25:27,920 --> 02:25:30,560
Speaker 7: I was playing Herb Albert and Tijuana brass music.

2707
02:25:30,879 --> 02:25:33,119
Speaker 2: Now that I would go see in a second. If

2708
02:25:34,120 --> 02:25:36,959
Speaker 2: if Flee said I'm going to tour this great nation

2709
02:25:37,080 --> 02:25:39,520
Speaker 2: of ours playing Herb Albert songs, I would be there

2710
02:25:39,520 --> 02:25:40,360
Speaker 2: in a millisecond.

2711
02:25:40,440 --> 02:25:43,320
Speaker 7: Except Herb Alpert still tours right right. The guy's like

2712
02:25:43,520 --> 02:25:46,119
Speaker 7: ninety two years old. He does play out Square once

2713
02:25:46,160 --> 02:25:48,640
Speaker 7: a year. Our friend Bill Swire went to go see Ye.

2714
02:25:48,800 --> 02:25:52,120
Speaker 7: Yeah that was a few years back, right, Yeah, Herb Alpert.

2715
02:25:52,879 --> 02:25:54,040
Speaker 2: Remember you got a T shirt?

2716
02:25:54,560 --> 02:25:58,560
Speaker 7: Yeah, he's playing New Haven, Connecticut in a couple of nights.

2717
02:25:58,680 --> 02:26:03,119
Speaker 7: Rob I would go see Atlanta, Nashville, Rochester, Toronto. It's

2718
02:26:03,200 --> 02:26:06,200
Speaker 7: not coming here, El Paso, Hey, d Rock, go see

2719
02:26:06,240 --> 02:26:11,560
Speaker 7: Herb Alpert. The sixtieth Anniversary of whipp Cream and Other Delights.

2720
02:26:12,520 --> 02:26:15,120
Speaker 2: Thirty nine straight song, what's that? What's the best Herb

2721
02:26:15,240 --> 02:26:20,120
Speaker 2: Alpert song? Tasta Honey? Tasta Honey is the best? Hot take? Yeah,

2722
02:26:20,640 --> 02:26:25,960
Speaker 2: hot take? Hell's yes you want a hotter take?

2723
02:26:26,400 --> 02:26:29,840
Speaker 7: Yeah, Herb Alpert still not as good as Sergio Mendez.

2724
02:26:30,080 --> 02:26:36,480
Speaker 7: Oh wow wow, Now I'm kidding. Love Herb Alpert. I

2725
02:26:36,560 --> 02:26:38,120
Speaker 7: went to study with that record for like a year,

2726
02:26:39,040 --> 02:26:39,760
Speaker 7: The Allan.

2727
02:26:39,600 --> 02:26:46,760
Speaker 2: Cox Show one WMMS call the Alan Cox Show. Because

2728
02:26:46,760 --> 02:26:47,480
Speaker 2: he's my best friend.

2729
02:26:47,520 --> 02:26:50,560
Speaker 18: He's my pow, he's my homeboy, my rotten soldier, he's

2730
02:26:50,640 --> 02:26:52,680
Speaker 18: my sweet cheese, my good time boy.

2731
02:26:53,080 --> 02:26:55,520
Speaker 6: You want six seven eight one double O seven or

2732
02:26:56,320 --> 02:26:57,840
Speaker 6: three four eight one double O seven.

2733
02:27:13,640 --> 02:27:17,160
Speaker 2: This is what you said was the best Herb out? Yeah,

2734
02:27:17,800 --> 02:27:18,920
Speaker 2: you got the mono record.

2735
02:27:19,000 --> 02:27:20,680
Speaker 7: I was gonna say you gotta love that that old

2736
02:27:20,760 --> 02:27:24,320
Speaker 7: discrete channel mixing right, the old Van Halen records. You'd

2737
02:27:24,400 --> 02:27:26,160
Speaker 7: turn your pan all the way to the left and

2738
02:27:26,240 --> 02:27:27,640
Speaker 7: it was the guitar and all the way to the

2739
02:27:27,760 --> 02:27:28,480
Speaker 7: right of the Uh.

2740
02:27:29,040 --> 02:27:29,640
Speaker 2: That's how I was.

2741
02:27:29,680 --> 02:27:32,000
Speaker 7: I would learn Alex's parts. I would pan it all

2742
02:27:32,040 --> 02:27:33,640
Speaker 7: the way to the right. You get just the drums.

2743
02:27:37,080 --> 02:27:39,920
Speaker 7: This is your favorite Herb Alpher song, The Lonely Bull,

2744
02:27:40,440 --> 02:27:44,119
Speaker 7: not t you want a Taxi, not taste the honey.

2745
02:27:44,720 --> 02:27:48,040
Speaker 2: Wow, all the other ones always just felt so game shows. No,

2746
02:27:48,120 --> 02:27:51,560
Speaker 2: I understand, like this is just this is telling a story.

2747
02:27:51,640 --> 02:27:51,840
Speaker 3: Boy.

2748
02:27:52,000 --> 02:27:55,760
Speaker 2: This is a somber track. And it's been in every movie.

2749
02:27:56,760 --> 02:27:58,720
Speaker 2: I mean, this song has been used. I bet you

2750
02:27:58,840 --> 02:28:00,360
Speaker 2: have all of his songs. This has been use the

2751
02:28:00,440 --> 02:28:02,320
Speaker 2: most right in a movie. I mean it was I

2752
02:28:02,360 --> 02:28:09,000
Speaker 2: think it was in Yahoo. Serious. Yes, was that young

2753
02:28:09,280 --> 02:28:10,440
Speaker 2: young Einstein?

2754
02:28:10,760 --> 02:28:10,960
Speaker 1: Yeah?

2755
02:28:12,160 --> 02:28:14,480
Speaker 7: Do you mean this doesn't really just scratch you where

2756
02:28:14,520 --> 02:28:14,920
Speaker 7: you itch?

2757
02:28:15,160 --> 02:28:15,480
Speaker 23: Does not?

2758
02:28:16,360 --> 02:28:18,400
Speaker 2: I mean it's good, but you can hear what I'm

2759
02:28:18,400 --> 02:28:22,120
Speaker 2: talking about. Yeah, it's all game show memes, silly sale

2760
02:28:27,240 --> 02:28:32,080
Speaker 2: all right. The Lonely Bull. Hmmm. Probably the name of

2761
02:28:32,120 --> 02:28:37,039
Speaker 2: a bar somewhere right should be The Lonely Bull. That's

2762
02:28:37,080 --> 02:28:41,040
Speaker 2: a good song. Yeah. I was really bummed there one

2763
02:28:41,080 --> 02:28:45,040
Speaker 2: of the oldest, one of the oldest bars in Toronto.

2764
02:28:45,120 --> 02:28:47,200
Speaker 2: I went there the very first time I ever was

2765
02:28:47,240 --> 02:28:50,560
Speaker 2: called the Black Bull and I think they finally closed

2766
02:28:50,600 --> 02:28:55,680
Speaker 2: it or something after one hundred and ten years or something.

2767
02:28:55,760 --> 02:28:59,040
Speaker 7: I was like, oh, my god, just I don't know

2768
02:28:59,080 --> 02:29:00,480
Speaker 7: if COVID did it or what.

2769
02:29:00,959 --> 02:29:02,800
Speaker 2: But did they call it that or was it in

2770
02:29:02,879 --> 02:29:10,560
Speaker 2: Spanish Doro Negro? No, but there is a bar in Elgato.

2771
02:29:10,760 --> 02:29:13,080
Speaker 2: Negro is this little hole in the wall in Chicago,

2772
02:29:13,320 --> 02:29:15,640
Speaker 2: not far from Wrigley Field. That's a great little bar.

2773
02:29:15,800 --> 02:29:19,040
Speaker 2: But Black bulls right there in Queen Street in Toronto,

2774
02:29:19,120 --> 02:29:21,160
Speaker 2: and the laston was there. I was like, they had

2775
02:29:21,200 --> 02:29:24,039
Speaker 2: this amazing patio and again it just looked like an

2776
02:29:24,280 --> 02:29:27,560
Speaker 2: old bar and been there forever and I had no

2777
02:29:27,760 --> 02:29:34,440
Speaker 2: clue that it had closed. That's the Wrecking Crew backing

2778
02:29:34,720 --> 02:29:38,600
Speaker 2: Herb Alpert. Somebody said, wow, what about that? Is that true?

2779
02:29:39,240 --> 02:29:41,480
Speaker 2: What about Rise? That was his big return hit? Did

2780
02:29:41,520 --> 02:29:43,960
Speaker 2: you like Rise? Wasn't that like his big comeback in

2781
02:29:44,000 --> 02:29:47,600
Speaker 2: the eighties. I don't remember those. I'm really familiar with

2782
02:29:47,680 --> 02:29:50,760
Speaker 2: the really stuff because my grandparents, my grandfather had all

2783
02:29:50,800 --> 02:29:57,680
Speaker 2: those records. Yeah, oh, this is him nineteen seventy nine. Yeah,

2784
02:29:57,760 --> 02:30:01,040
Speaker 2: this was a huge comeback hit for him. In the seventies,

2785
02:30:01,360 --> 02:30:04,640
Speaker 2: he was primarily known for all that sixties. Yeah, he

2786
02:30:04,680 --> 02:30:07,680
Speaker 2: had jaunty stuff. But in the age of like Chuck

2787
02:30:07,760 --> 02:30:11,760
Speaker 2: Mangione had a big hit, right, and and the guy

2788
02:30:11,800 --> 02:30:17,920
Speaker 2: that killed that ceo. No, that's that's Luigi Mangio. Oh,

2789
02:30:18,320 --> 02:30:20,440
Speaker 2: Chuck MANGIONI is the guy from Family Guy.

2790
02:30:20,520 --> 02:30:20,880
Speaker 1: I think.

2791
02:30:21,400 --> 02:30:25,280
Speaker 2: Okay, I don't think I realized this was herbl Yeah,

2792
02:30:25,320 --> 02:30:32,760
Speaker 2: this is herban nineteen seventy nine sends to Yauana Brass.

2793
02:30:34,600 --> 02:30:37,600
Speaker 2: Oh he still had the brass, but it was his

2794
02:30:37,720 --> 02:30:48,040
Speaker 2: own rock, the Brass Quabos. Yeah, now this belongs on

2795
02:30:48,120 --> 02:30:50,160
Speaker 2: your yacht rock playlist. I agree with that.

2796
02:30:50,320 --> 02:30:53,039
Speaker 7: Friggin' Michael Jackson Human Nature.

2797
02:30:55,080 --> 02:30:56,800
Speaker 2: Followed by by the Way, I Didn't Even tell You,

2798
02:30:57,240 --> 02:31:02,040
Speaker 2: followed by Fleetwood Max Hold Me Again. Not a yacht

2799
02:31:02,120 --> 02:31:03,600
Speaker 2: rock song. I got to tell you though.

2800
02:31:03,800 --> 02:31:07,440
Speaker 7: Across generational you know, my wife is ten years behind me,

2801
02:31:07,600 --> 02:31:10,280
Speaker 7: and when we would get together with all of her friends,

2802
02:31:10,560 --> 02:31:12,840
Speaker 7: people should grow up with we haven't done it in

2803
02:31:12,879 --> 02:31:14,440
Speaker 7: a while because everybody's got kids and all that kind

2804
02:31:14,440 --> 02:31:17,120
Speaker 7: of stuff. But every summer we would like rent this

2805
02:31:17,280 --> 02:31:19,920
Speaker 7: huge house, usually on an island somewhere in Michigan, and

2806
02:31:19,959 --> 02:31:22,880
Speaker 7: we'd all go there for a few days. And their

2807
02:31:23,120 --> 02:31:26,640
Speaker 7: idea ten years behind me. Their idea of yacht rock

2808
02:31:26,959 --> 02:31:32,280
Speaker 7: was def Leopard journey like arena rock. Yeah, so it

2809
02:31:32,360 --> 02:31:34,320
Speaker 7: was weird. It was interesting. I was like, guys, this

2810
02:31:34,480 --> 02:31:37,880
Speaker 7: is not what is traditionally referred to as yacht rock, right,

2811
02:31:38,560 --> 02:31:41,880
Speaker 7: more seventies kind of? There was no def Leopard in

2812
02:31:41,959 --> 02:31:45,320
Speaker 7: the yacht rock documentary. Oh apparently, yes.

2813
02:31:45,320 --> 02:31:45,840
Speaker 2: It makes sense.

2814
02:31:46,040 --> 02:31:49,600
Speaker 7: This song wasn't on an album. It was just a

2815
02:31:49,720 --> 02:31:54,160
Speaker 7: standalone song that became a huge global hit. They were

2816
02:31:54,200 --> 02:31:56,160
Speaker 7: playing it in the clubs, right, this is like the

2817
02:31:56,200 --> 02:31:59,720
Speaker 7: tail in the disco. It was his first US hit,

2818
02:32:00,560 --> 02:32:04,760
Speaker 7: first number one hit in the US since nineteen sixty eight,

2819
02:32:05,440 --> 02:32:08,400
Speaker 7: which at the time that was only eleven years but still.

2820
02:32:08,920 --> 02:32:09,120
Speaker 2: Yeah.

2821
02:32:11,520 --> 02:32:15,839
Speaker 7: It was him and his nephew Randy Badass, Albert.

2822
02:32:17,440 --> 02:32:21,200
Speaker 2: Badass. They had badass. Yeah, that's badass.

2823
02:32:21,800 --> 02:32:25,480
Speaker 7: He also wrote the instrumental theme for the nineteen eighty Olympics.

2824
02:32:25,560 --> 02:32:31,240
Speaker 2: I guess. But the yeah, the song without an accompanying

2825
02:32:31,280 --> 02:32:33,520
Speaker 2: album is what it says. The regular song with a

2826
02:32:33,560 --> 02:32:35,200
Speaker 2: bunch of extra notes in it, so it's like.

2827
02:32:35,280 --> 02:32:39,880
Speaker 7: Du well, I see, Yeah, the album was Rise, but

2828
02:32:39,959 --> 02:32:42,160
Speaker 7: I guess he had written this ahead of time or

2829
02:32:42,240 --> 02:32:43,320
Speaker 7: differently anyway.

2830
02:32:43,360 --> 02:32:43,680
Speaker 2: I don't know.

2831
02:32:43,720 --> 02:32:45,920
Speaker 7: I just remember when I was a kid, that was

2832
02:32:46,040 --> 02:32:49,959
Speaker 7: on the radio a lot. Yeah, that was him coming

2833
02:32:50,000 --> 02:32:53,800
Speaker 7: back from my grandmother's in the back of my dad's

2834
02:32:54,920 --> 02:32:59,880
Speaker 7: army green Pinto wagon and Rise from Herb Albert was

2835
02:33:00,080 --> 02:33:04,680
Speaker 7: on the radio. And obviously I didn't know who Herb

2836
02:33:04,720 --> 02:33:08,320
Speaker 7: Alpert was, but that old song, yeah, it was used

2837
02:33:08,959 --> 02:33:09,640
Speaker 7: all over the place.

2838
02:33:11,440 --> 02:33:18,360
Speaker 2: First instrumental number one. Mmmmm, Hello, I'm on the radio.

2839
02:33:18,560 --> 02:33:18,760
Speaker 4: Hello.

2840
02:33:19,120 --> 02:33:21,280
Speaker 2: Hello, you know what I do for a living?

2841
02:33:22,920 --> 02:33:23,560
Speaker 16: Is that me or you?

2842
02:33:23,720 --> 02:33:24,160
Speaker 2: It's not me?

2843
02:33:26,040 --> 02:33:26,320
Speaker 1: Hello?

2844
02:33:28,680 --> 02:33:30,440
Speaker 2: Can we can we do that part of the marketer

2845
02:33:30,560 --> 02:33:35,560
Speaker 2: thing again? Hello? Hi, this is Telemarketing Agency. This is

2846
02:33:35,680 --> 02:33:40,080
Speaker 2: Dr Pinder from I mean this is I can't do

2847
02:33:40,240 --> 02:33:44,560
Speaker 2: the voice. I'm doing a ethnically neutral voice. Rob.

2848
02:33:45,600 --> 02:33:46,320
Speaker 3: This is Joe.

2849
02:33:47,440 --> 02:33:52,320
Speaker 2: This is Joe from Tacoma, Washington, and I'm calling you

2850
02:33:52,400 --> 02:33:55,000
Speaker 2: don't sound like you're in from Tacoma, Oh, but I

2851
02:33:55,160 --> 02:33:59,760
Speaker 2: am from Tacoma. I'm calling about your vehicles extended warranty.

2852
02:34:00,160 --> 02:34:02,880
Speaker 2: I'm going to need you to buy a handful of

2853
02:34:03,000 --> 02:34:07,520
Speaker 2: Best Buy gift cards and then send them give me

2854
02:34:07,680 --> 02:34:11,680
Speaker 2: the numbers. Is your keyboard stuck? I need to send

2855
02:34:11,760 --> 02:34:12,640
Speaker 2: these to your bank.

2856
02:34:14,800 --> 02:34:16,720
Speaker 7: I don't know how that scam works, so I'm not

2857
02:34:16,760 --> 02:34:18,680
Speaker 7: sure what the moves are, but they get I hear

2858
02:34:18,760 --> 02:34:22,040
Speaker 7: Laroq talking about it, right, I think he didn't get

2859
02:34:22,320 --> 02:34:25,560
Speaker 7: jammed up in that where like somebody tries to best

2860
02:34:25,600 --> 02:34:28,160
Speaker 7: Buy gift cards. Yeah, like you're on the phone with

2861
02:34:28,320 --> 02:34:31,440
Speaker 7: them or I don't remember what that was, but yeah, man,

2862
02:34:31,480 --> 02:34:33,280
Speaker 7: they get people hung up all the time, and it's

2863
02:34:33,320 --> 02:34:34,240
Speaker 7: only going to get easier.

2864
02:34:34,440 --> 02:34:34,600
Speaker 1: Yeah.

2865
02:34:34,680 --> 02:34:38,440
Speaker 7: Usually they're eighty five years old, but he's like a

2866
02:34:38,480 --> 02:34:39,280
Speaker 7: little bit older than me.

2867
02:34:40,240 --> 02:34:40,400
Speaker 1: Right.

2868
02:34:42,840 --> 02:34:46,760
Speaker 7: By the way, I was reading the name between Epstein

2869
02:34:47,040 --> 02:34:50,920
Speaker 7: and Dohmer, the name Jeffrey is going away. People are

2870
02:34:50,959 --> 02:34:55,240
Speaker 7: not naming their kids Jeffrey anymore for obvious reasons, So

2871
02:34:55,840 --> 02:34:59,240
Speaker 7: Monsieur Laroque, he might be one of the last ones

2872
02:34:59,360 --> 02:35:01,840
Speaker 7: we know. You know, one of my best friends growing

2873
02:35:01,920 --> 02:35:04,400
Speaker 7: up was a Jeffrey. My dad's a Jeffrey.

2874
02:35:07,560 --> 02:35:09,160
Speaker 3: Oh good for you?

2875
02:35:11,000 --> 02:35:13,680
Speaker 2: Is it j E F F yep? Because I wrestled

2876
02:35:13,800 --> 02:35:17,039
Speaker 2: in high school with a kid he spelled it g well.

2877
02:35:17,120 --> 02:35:20,400
Speaker 2: His parents spelled it g e O F F g

2878
02:35:20,640 --> 02:35:23,160
Speaker 2: off well g offf. And his last name was Beatty,

2879
02:35:24,160 --> 02:35:26,200
Speaker 2: like Warren Beatty. Well they say Beatty, but his was

2880
02:35:26,240 --> 02:35:29,400
Speaker 2: Prounce Beatty. And so the joke was Rob g Off

2881
02:35:30,160 --> 02:35:36,120
Speaker 2: beat off. And for one brief moment it wasn't all

2882
02:35:36,160 --> 02:35:38,359
Speaker 2: about making fun of Cox for a while.

2883
02:35:39,680 --> 02:35:42,120
Speaker 7: Gff beat off. Now I didn't join in because I

2884
02:35:42,200 --> 02:35:43,600
Speaker 7: felt his pain, but.

2885
02:35:45,440 --> 02:35:46,760
Speaker 2: No, no, no no, and he was on it.

2886
02:35:46,840 --> 02:35:49,800
Speaker 7: He was a he was a on the wrestling team

2887
02:35:49,879 --> 02:35:53,920
Speaker 7: with me. But when they started saying Goff beat off,

2888
02:35:54,320 --> 02:35:57,000
Speaker 7: I was like, oh my god, this is I'm gonna

2889
02:35:57,000 --> 02:36:01,800
Speaker 7: sit here silently because it is an air that is not.

2890
02:36:01,920 --> 02:36:05,640
Speaker 2: Filled with Cox jokes. And so I enjoyed it as

2891
02:36:05,720 --> 02:36:09,480
Speaker 2: long as I could. What's the grace period on Cox? Like,

2892
02:36:09,600 --> 02:36:12,720
Speaker 2: what age group do kids start realizing that there's a

2893
02:36:12,840 --> 02:36:16,600
Speaker 2: joke in there? Middle school? Probably, I'm thinking elementary. I

2894
02:36:16,920 --> 02:36:19,480
Speaker 2: think it was, Uh, I feel like it was older

2895
02:36:19,640 --> 02:36:23,200
Speaker 2: than that, older than elementary store, Yeah, I don't. Yeah,

2896
02:36:23,600 --> 02:36:25,400
Speaker 2: I mean we went to Catholic school and it was

2897
02:36:25,440 --> 02:36:27,520
Speaker 2: you know, for the most part, the you know, kids

2898
02:36:27,600 --> 02:36:29,200
Speaker 2: were not I was getting beat up, but it wasn't

2899
02:36:29,200 --> 02:36:31,840
Speaker 2: because of my name. I went to Catholic school, and

2900
02:36:32,240 --> 02:36:36,880
Speaker 2: those jokes were very prevalent then. Like, I remember the

2901
02:36:36,959 --> 02:36:39,720
Speaker 2: older kids telling those jokes. Remember being in second grade

2902
02:36:40,040 --> 02:36:42,920
Speaker 2: and getting in trouble for telling the lipstick joke in

2903
02:36:43,080 --> 02:36:44,560
Speaker 2: school because I didn't know what it meant.

2904
02:36:45,280 --> 02:36:47,760
Speaker 7: Well, the tough thing with Cox is it's not an

2905
02:36:48,000 --> 02:36:51,520
Speaker 7: uncommon name, right, it's funny youah, Courtney Cox, you got

2906
02:36:51,560 --> 02:36:53,080
Speaker 7: all you know things like that. I mean, I went

2907
02:36:53,120 --> 02:36:56,039
Speaker 7: to school with the girl whose last name was Cox.

2908
02:36:56,720 --> 02:36:59,959
Speaker 7: I have two daughters right right, their names a cock.

2909
02:37:00,480 --> 02:37:02,680
Speaker 7: But they're growing up in a different time. Sure, there's

2910
02:37:02,720 --> 02:37:04,520
Speaker 7: really not so much of that going on anymore.

2911
02:37:04,560 --> 02:37:07,280
Speaker 2: Did your son get his balls busted a lot? Because

2912
02:37:07,320 --> 02:37:10,080
Speaker 2: boys would tend to get stuff like that worse. I'm

2913
02:37:10,200 --> 02:37:13,600
Speaker 2: sure that they did. But both of my younger brothers

2914
02:37:13,680 --> 02:37:15,320
Speaker 2: were kicking ass. I wasn't do it.

2915
02:37:15,400 --> 02:37:18,400
Speaker 7: I was getting my ass kicked. I wasn't kicking ass.

2916
02:37:18,480 --> 02:37:20,720
Speaker 7: They were like, you know, your brothers were fighters. Oh yeah,

2917
02:37:20,800 --> 02:37:23,720
Speaker 7: they were a tough cause. Yeah, because I think they

2918
02:37:23,840 --> 02:37:26,080
Speaker 7: saw and I was tiny. I mean I I you know,

2919
02:37:26,200 --> 02:37:29,280
Speaker 7: I was short until like sophomore year of high school.

2920
02:37:30,640 --> 02:37:33,240
Speaker 7: Oh do you guys looking are you built much differently?

2921
02:37:33,600 --> 02:37:34,360
Speaker 7: You're tall.

2922
02:37:34,560 --> 02:37:34,840
Speaker 2: They are.

2923
02:37:35,080 --> 02:37:38,560
Speaker 7: Yeah, I didn't get the Yeah, my middle brother's like

2924
02:37:38,720 --> 02:37:40,320
Speaker 7: six two six three something like that.

2925
02:37:40,400 --> 02:37:43,280
Speaker 2: Oh god, why is he built the same way? Is

2926
02:37:43,600 --> 02:37:44,800
Speaker 2: he on the thinner side or no?

2927
02:37:45,200 --> 02:37:47,160
Speaker 7: I mean he's all you know, he's fifteen months younger

2928
02:37:47,200 --> 02:37:49,360
Speaker 7: than me, so he kind of is built like a

2929
02:37:49,480 --> 02:37:53,000
Speaker 7: guy who's fifty three. Yeah, I'm I'm I've kind of

2930
02:37:53,080 --> 02:37:54,920
Speaker 7: tried to keep it together. But you know, no, he

2931
02:37:55,120 --> 02:37:57,760
Speaker 7: looks fine. He's not like a big guy. He's tall,

2932
02:37:57,920 --> 02:38:00,520
Speaker 7: you know what I mean. So it's like he carries differently.

2933
02:38:02,280 --> 02:38:05,160
Speaker 7: But no, nobody in my family is like fat or

2934
02:38:05,200 --> 02:38:10,600
Speaker 7: anything like that. But but I don't know if they

2935
02:38:10,760 --> 02:38:13,119
Speaker 7: got I don't know that anybody got it like I did.

2936
02:38:13,240 --> 02:38:15,039
Speaker 7: But you know, there was that whole thing too, when

2937
02:38:15,080 --> 02:38:17,000
Speaker 7: they were like, oh, if you're funny, save you from

2938
02:38:17,000 --> 02:38:17,560
Speaker 7: an ass kicking.

2939
02:38:17,640 --> 02:38:21,200
Speaker 2: Didn't work that way for me. Didn't work that way

2940
02:38:21,240 --> 02:38:21,440
Speaker 2: for me.

2941
02:38:21,560 --> 02:38:23,600
Speaker 7: I was getting my ass kicked because I was making

2942
02:38:23,720 --> 02:38:26,640
Speaker 7: girls laugh that the other guys were mad they were

2943
02:38:26,720 --> 02:38:29,120
Speaker 7: laughing at me, so they would just beat me up

2944
02:38:29,160 --> 02:38:31,320
Speaker 7: for that. I'm like, hey, when is this making guys

2945
02:38:31,440 --> 02:38:33,520
Speaker 7: laugh keeps you from getting your ass kick?

2946
02:38:33,600 --> 02:38:33,720
Speaker 21: Thing?

2947
02:38:33,840 --> 02:38:36,120
Speaker 7: Kick in anytime? It worked that way for me, the

2948
02:38:36,200 --> 02:38:38,400
Speaker 7: old Carling bit right. Yeah, if you can make them laugh,

2949
02:38:38,400 --> 02:38:39,240
Speaker 7: they wouldn't kick your ass.

2950
02:38:39,879 --> 02:38:40,080
Speaker 4: Yeah.

2951
02:38:40,120 --> 02:38:41,520
Speaker 2: I was waiting for that to kick in. That would

2952
02:38:41,520 --> 02:38:43,520
Speaker 2: have been great. I just found, as I aged that

2953
02:38:44,280 --> 02:38:46,640
Speaker 2: if people thought you were crazy, they wouldn't mess with you,

2954
02:38:46,720 --> 02:38:47,920
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. So you kind of had

2955
02:38:47,959 --> 02:38:50,119
Speaker 2: to if people would screw with you but they didn't

2956
02:38:50,120 --> 02:38:50,960
Speaker 2: think you were insane.

2957
02:38:51,200 --> 02:38:54,640
Speaker 7: The lengths you had to go to establish that that

2958
02:38:54,840 --> 02:38:59,800
Speaker 7: wasn't in my DNA. Yeah, wasn't in my DNA. And

2959
02:39:00,720 --> 02:39:03,440
Speaker 7: have we seen the last of the name. Jeffrey was

2960
02:39:03,520 --> 02:39:07,480
Speaker 7: the article I was reading, and they're like, jeff is okay,

2961
02:39:07,600 --> 02:39:12,400
Speaker 7: but Jeffrey is complicated and obviously uh dahmer.

2962
02:39:14,360 --> 02:39:18,880
Speaker 2: Trump's But buddy, Jeffrey Epstein, that's gotta be what's doing it?

2963
02:39:19,000 --> 02:39:19,120
Speaker 3: Right?

2964
02:39:19,280 --> 02:39:21,120
Speaker 7: Like, yeah, but there's a big I mean, I know

2965
02:39:21,240 --> 02:39:23,720
Speaker 7: Jeffrey Epstein has been doing what he does for a

2966
02:39:23,800 --> 02:39:26,600
Speaker 7: long time, but really only in the in the public

2967
02:39:26,760 --> 02:39:30,640
Speaker 7: consciousness in the age of Trump because they were besties.

2968
02:39:31,120 --> 02:39:34,120
Speaker 7: So before that unless Wexner here in Ohio and all. So, yeah,

2969
02:39:34,840 --> 02:39:38,199
Speaker 7: people who knew knew about Jeffrey Epstein, but it wasn't

2970
02:39:38,240 --> 02:39:41,320
Speaker 7: on such a public stage as it is now. But

2971
02:39:41,520 --> 02:39:43,360
Speaker 7: his Dahmer, I mean that was you know, there's a

2972
02:39:43,440 --> 02:39:46,560
Speaker 7: long period of time there as far as public knowledge

2973
02:39:46,680 --> 02:39:51,480
Speaker 7: goes between Jeffrey Dahmer and Jeffrey Epstein, and you just

2974
02:39:51,520 --> 02:39:53,600
Speaker 7: don't meet Jeff's very all. Like I know a guy,

2975
02:39:53,720 --> 02:39:57,440
Speaker 7: a good dude, I know his name is Jeff, but

2976
02:39:57,720 --> 02:39:59,880
Speaker 7: you just don't meet a lot of Jeffs anymore.

2977
02:40:00,320 --> 02:40:01,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, it feels like one of those eighties. You don't

2978
02:40:01,800 --> 02:40:03,640
Speaker 2: see a lot of Roberts. Like. I think those are

2979
02:40:03,680 --> 02:40:08,040
Speaker 2: like those late seventies, eighties names that are just sort

2980
02:40:08,080 --> 02:40:10,480
Speaker 2: of out of favor right now. They're going away for

2981
02:40:10,640 --> 02:40:11,480
Speaker 2: names like Logan.

2982
02:40:12,440 --> 02:40:14,200
Speaker 7: Yeah, but I feel like they're kind of swinging back

2983
02:40:14,280 --> 02:40:17,080
Speaker 7: around too, especially a lot more with girls.

2984
02:40:17,240 --> 02:40:19,240
Speaker 2: I bet you Robin a lot of girls, huh. I

2985
02:40:19,320 --> 02:40:22,800
Speaker 2: bet you Robert's not high on anybody's nameless than twenty two.

2986
02:40:22,800 --> 02:40:24,640
Speaker 7: Well, I always assume when I to your point, when

2987
02:40:24,680 --> 02:40:26,360
Speaker 7: I hear them now, I assume it's a family name.

2988
02:40:26,480 --> 02:40:26,680
Speaker 4: Yeah.

2989
02:40:26,760 --> 02:40:31,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, my grandmother Robert wanted somebody to be named a

2990
02:40:32,440 --> 02:40:37,160
Speaker 2: named after her. The best mustache in the family. Yep,

2991
02:40:37,280 --> 02:40:39,080
Speaker 2: Grandma Robbie, Grandma Robbie.

2992
02:40:39,840 --> 02:40:43,440
Speaker 7: You know, listen when I was When I was a kid,

2993
02:40:44,400 --> 02:40:48,280
Speaker 7: my grandmother's parish was a lot of German immigrants, and

2994
02:40:48,360 --> 02:40:49,840
Speaker 7: there were a lot of guys named Adolf.

2995
02:40:50,400 --> 02:40:53,160
Speaker 2: You know, that was a really popular name for a while,

2996
02:40:53,480 --> 02:40:56,840
Speaker 2: and then people stopped naming their kid Adolf. Can't imagine why.

2997
02:40:57,040 --> 02:40:59,720
Speaker 7: Well, Rob, seeing me after the show, we uh, it's

2998
02:40:59,800 --> 02:41:02,800
Speaker 7: like and they talk about people just aren't naming their

2999
02:41:02,879 --> 02:41:05,200
Speaker 7: daughters Karen anymore. I mean, I think that name was

3000
02:41:05,240 --> 02:41:10,160
Speaker 7: on the Wayne anyway, but the quote unquote Karen really

3001
02:41:11,120 --> 02:41:12,720
Speaker 7: put the stake through the heart of that one.

3002
02:41:13,080 --> 02:41:16,279
Speaker 2: All right. So the most recent list right of baby

3003
02:41:16,360 --> 02:41:18,680
Speaker 2: names was from twenty twenty four. They obviously haven't released

3004
02:41:18,680 --> 02:41:24,160
Speaker 2: twenty five, Liam, Noah, Oliver, Theodore James, Henry Matteador. Yeah,

3005
02:41:24,440 --> 02:41:27,240
Speaker 2: people are really digging the Chipmunks, Teddy or Theo. I

3006
02:41:27,280 --> 02:41:31,200
Speaker 2: would imagine, right, you're just gonna call the kid Theo, Matteo, Elijah,

3007
02:41:31,400 --> 02:41:34,959
Speaker 2: Lucas and William. It's it's going to be a long

3008
02:41:35,120 --> 02:41:39,200
Speaker 2: time before we swing back around on Allan's and Rob's

3009
02:41:39,280 --> 02:41:41,240
Speaker 2: and Eddie's and things like that. It's going to be

3010
02:41:41,280 --> 02:41:44,000
Speaker 2: a long time. Well, there are a lot of cool Jeff's, right,

3011
02:41:44,120 --> 02:41:49,480
Speaker 2: you've got Gold, Bloom and Bridges and Daniels, Jeff Lynn,

3012
02:41:49,720 --> 02:41:54,720
Speaker 2: Jeff Tweedy, The Great Band, Will Co, Jeff Beck, Jeff Beck,

3013
02:41:55,200 --> 02:41:58,880
Speaker 2: DJ Jazzy, Jeff Rob Fresh Prince.

3014
02:41:59,640 --> 02:42:02,920
Speaker 7: But then remember Jeffrey Jones. He was in the con column.

3015
02:42:03,040 --> 02:42:05,520
Speaker 7: Remember Jeffrey Jones, he was the principal and Faris Bueller.

3016
02:42:05,800 --> 02:42:08,200
Speaker 7: But they scooped him up for like finger and a

3017
02:42:08,280 --> 02:42:08,880
Speaker 7: kid or something.

3018
02:42:09,080 --> 02:42:10,959
Speaker 2: That's yeah, he's he's on the naughty list.

3019
02:42:11,080 --> 02:42:13,600
Speaker 7: Jeffrey Tambour, who I loved. He was Hank Kingsley back

3020
02:42:13,640 --> 02:42:16,000
Speaker 7: in the day. He was on Arrested Development, but somebody

3021
02:42:16,040 --> 02:42:18,960
Speaker 7: on a set accused him of something. Oh you know,

3022
02:42:19,160 --> 02:42:21,039
Speaker 7: he got fired from a show for that. So again,

3023
02:42:21,080 --> 02:42:23,680
Speaker 7: I don't think that Jeffrey Tambour is like Front of

3024
02:42:23,720 --> 02:42:25,720
Speaker 7: Mine for people, but there's a cumulative effect.

3025
02:42:26,040 --> 02:42:29,200
Speaker 2: Did you mentioned Foxworthy? I did not. Isn't he a

3026
02:42:29,280 --> 02:42:32,160
Speaker 2: good Jeff? He's well yeah, but he's still a Jeff Well,

3027
02:42:32,200 --> 02:42:34,200
Speaker 2: that's what I'm saying. Like you mentioned gold Blue, Yeah,

3028
02:42:34,200 --> 02:42:34,800
Speaker 2: you just good.

3029
02:42:34,879 --> 02:42:38,000
Speaker 7: Jeff Probs, you're a Survivor fan.

3030
02:42:39,280 --> 02:42:42,039
Speaker 2: If you ever mowed your loan and found a car,

3031
02:42:43,879 --> 02:42:46,000
Speaker 2: get that name. You could start writing jokes that funny

3032
02:42:48,120 --> 02:42:51,160
Speaker 2: if you have a working television on top of a

3033
02:42:51,360 --> 02:42:53,720
Speaker 2: non working television, if.

3034
02:42:53,640 --> 02:43:01,040
Speaker 24: You go to family reunions to meet women, uh oh god,

3035
02:43:02,440 --> 02:43:03,920
Speaker 24: and then of course bezos.

3036
02:43:04,680 --> 02:43:08,280
Speaker 7: Oh right, But you know, we live in a country

3037
02:43:08,280 --> 02:43:11,879
Speaker 7: where everybody loves billionaires because they think they're gonna be one.

3038
02:43:13,800 --> 02:43:16,120
Speaker 2: Surrounded by half wits. But I don't know.

3039
02:43:17,640 --> 02:43:20,120
Speaker 7: Well, and then you know, listen, Rob, with all the

3040
02:43:20,280 --> 02:43:23,320
Speaker 7: good jeffs, I don't want to leave out Jeff and Grafton.

3041
02:43:24,360 --> 02:43:26,360
Speaker 7: You know, to the best of my knowledge, he hasn't

3042
02:43:26,400 --> 02:43:28,400
Speaker 7: done anything untoward to anyone.

3043
02:43:29,879 --> 02:43:33,680
Speaker 2: Oh golly, hi, Jeff. I was wondering if you're gonna

3044
02:43:33,680 --> 02:43:37,120
Speaker 2: get to me, what's up?

3045
02:43:38,959 --> 02:43:40,360
Speaker 1: Everything above my eyes?

3046
02:43:41,080 --> 02:43:41,480
Speaker 2: All right?

3047
02:43:41,680 --> 02:43:43,920
Speaker 4: But I just wanted to call and say thanks for

3048
02:43:44,040 --> 02:43:46,879
Speaker 4: recognizing me because I call you every once in a while,

3049
02:43:47,680 --> 02:43:50,480
Speaker 4: and uh, I'm I'm a Jeff.

3050
02:43:55,879 --> 02:44:01,200
Speaker 2: Listen, he's not wrong, just a Jeff. I retract what

3051
02:44:01,240 --> 02:44:03,960
Speaker 2: I said about him not doing anything untoward to anyone

3052
02:44:05,320 --> 02:44:08,680
Speaker 2: and just violated my ears. Rob, I just wanted to

3053
02:44:08,800 --> 02:44:13,240
Speaker 2: thank you for remembering me on this moment of Jeff.

3054
02:44:13,400 --> 02:44:13,880
Speaker 2: But I did.

3055
02:44:15,120 --> 02:44:20,080
Speaker 7: Jeff and Grafton. I call sometimes long may he wave.

3056
02:44:22,160 --> 02:44:27,480
Speaker 2: You know he called in sometimes Alan sometimes yes, thanks

3057
02:44:27,520 --> 02:44:28,320
Speaker 2: for recognizing him.

3058
02:44:28,560 --> 02:44:30,440
Speaker 7: Yes, I wanted to put that out there on behalf

3059
02:44:30,440 --> 02:44:41,760
Speaker 7: of Jeff and Grafton, Jeff in Avon Lake checking in. Okay, Hey, listen,

3060
02:44:42,160 --> 02:44:45,040
Speaker 7: I've got to go.

3061
02:44:45,440 --> 02:44:45,920
Speaker 3: And that did it.

3062
02:44:46,680 --> 02:44:46,920
Speaker 1: Alan.

3063
02:44:47,000 --> 02:44:49,760
Speaker 7: I joked with my girlfriend when she was pregnant that

3064
02:44:49,840 --> 02:44:52,240
Speaker 7: if we had a boy, it would be named Alan.

3065
02:44:53,600 --> 02:44:56,760
Speaker 7: She disapproved, but we ended up having a girl. Anyways,

3066
02:44:56,879 --> 02:44:59,640
Speaker 7: would Ilana have killed you? I want the matter with Alan.

3067
02:44:59,720 --> 02:45:03,240
Speaker 7: By the way, it's cool enough, it's not too common.

3068
02:45:03,720 --> 02:45:08,320
Speaker 7: You spell it properly, A L, A N, the one

3069
02:45:08,400 --> 02:45:10,680
Speaker 7: and only correct way to spell it, Thank you very much,

3070
02:45:12,080 --> 02:45:14,680
Speaker 7: Just like Rob used to spell his name with three b's.

3071
02:45:18,160 --> 02:45:20,800
Speaker 2: And then I cut it down to yes, and then

3072
02:45:20,840 --> 02:45:23,400
Speaker 2: after high school I went just Rob, Yeah, that's the

3073
02:45:23,440 --> 02:45:26,440
Speaker 2: way to do it. You never go by Bob. No,

3074
02:45:26,640 --> 02:45:29,400
Speaker 2: I don't go by about Bert. I don't go by

3075
02:45:29,440 --> 02:45:37,040
Speaker 2: Burt either. No is a just level even Rob. We

3076
02:45:37,160 --> 02:45:40,400
Speaker 2: are getting out at just the right time. And now

3077
02:45:40,520 --> 02:45:42,200
Speaker 2: I must leave you as the Brady bunch is on

3078
02:45:42,480 --> 02:45:44,960
Speaker 2: and I find four of those children incredibly arousing.

3079
02:45:47,120 --> 02:45:47,680
Speaker 3: Get out of here.

3080
02:45:48,720 --> 02:45:54,320
Speaker 25: Be careful of what you say, Be careful in every way,

3081
02:45:55,560 --> 02:46:02,560
Speaker 25: Be careful of what you do. Is watching you. Be

3082
02:46:02,959 --> 02:46:09,680
Speaker 25: circumspect and discreet, stay light on your mental feet. One

3083
02:46:09,840 --> 02:46:15,080
Speaker 25: slip and you know you're through. Big Brother is watching you.

3084
02:46:15,879 --> 02:46:23,280
Speaker 26: And with all narratives, remember Ovidis paid. And when you

3085
02:46:23,680 --> 02:46:28,360
Speaker 26: watch that Davy screens, remember it works both ways.

3086
02:46:30,200 --> 02:46:35,840
Speaker 25: You'll disappear in a wink. Unless you can double think,

3087
02:46:37,080 --> 02:46:42,720
Speaker 25: you'll vanish into the blue. Big Brother is watching you.