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Speaker 1: Jimmy coxall the Time, Allan.

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Speaker 2: Allen Cox from the Allen Coxhow.

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Speaker 1: Take it?

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Speaker 3: Tom Da put you one time?

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Speaker 3: Allen Cox. Here we go, he'll add, he'll be fine.

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Speaker 8: As Oh, there we go. I don't know why they

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Speaker 8: didn't hit what good afternoon, greetings, Welcome. My name's Alan Cox.

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Speaker 8: What's good?

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Speaker 3: Thanks for being here? Say how to Rob Anthony? He's

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Speaker 3: there too. What's up? Man? Jess is back in studio.

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Speaker 3: G Hey law Powela. Jess comes in before the show

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Speaker 3: and hands me an open bag of gummy worms and

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Speaker 3: she goes, hey, these are terrible.

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Speaker 8: I'd like you to have them, and did you like them?

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Speaker 3: I would say that they weren't as bad as you

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Speaker 3: thought they were, but they're not as good as I

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Speaker 3: would like. Nevertheless, I accept them in the spirit in

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Speaker 3: which they are given, and I will eat them so

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Speaker 3: they will not go to waste.

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Speaker 8: I like gummy worms. I like gummy bears, anything in

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Speaker 8: gummy forms. I know that I'm opening myself up a

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Speaker 8: whole can of gummy worms there, But for the most part,

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Speaker 8: at any given time, I will have a half eaten

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Speaker 8: bag of gummy bears somewhere in my backpack. Now, I

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Speaker 3: They're stale, they're hard, whatever.

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Speaker 8: But all you got to do, Rob, if you've got

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Speaker 8: a bag of stale gummy bears, is just put one

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Speaker 8: in your mouth, Rob and suck it.

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Speaker 3: Pardon me, it's cussing me.

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Speaker 8: And of course they'll get The more you suck it, Rob,

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Speaker 3: Okay, get all the flavors, get all of the fla

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Speaker 3: and Sloppy, right, thank you, Jackie's snowing again. I sit

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Speaker 3: here in my uh and Sloppy, I sit here in

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Speaker 3: get water, grabbed my unstolen celsius out of the communal fridge.

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Speaker 3: It was snowing again and it was listen, my daughter

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Speaker 3: my daughter happier. She was a praying last night. And again,

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Speaker 3: we are secular people. We're not prone to praying to

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Speaker 3: work for dad. So I'm like, yeah, I still have

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Speaker 3: But it's fine, Rob because up drive of that dadge

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Speaker 3: Durango peel through the snow. I am boy that rental.

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Speaker 3: I was not worried that at all, but I was

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Speaker 3: those of us who live on the west Side, jess,

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Speaker 3: are you in Lakewood? Not right now? No, but okay,

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Speaker 3: I did live in you live in like Wood? Anyway.

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Speaker 3: So what wraps today as today? I am leaving work

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Speaker 3: and as I'm walking down the hall, she goes, does

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Speaker 3: anybody ever tell you that you look like? And she

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Speaker 3: It's going to be well intentioned, but it's gonna have

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Speaker 3: like because I know it's just has to do with

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Speaker 3: the hair. Whatever they say, I look like. It's always

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Speaker 3: of soul. Ozzie, Ozzie, she said, Ozzie. Now again, it's

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Speaker 3: just because I have long hair. She goes, has anyone

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Speaker 8: She did not, Okay, and so well, if she did,

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Speaker 3: you mean don't mean now as opposed to before. I mean,

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Speaker 3: John Lennon glasses that could have done it. How do

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Speaker 3: associate with either John Lennon or Ozzy. Oy Ozzy's been

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Speaker 3: But that's what they went with, he and John Lennon.

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Speaker 3: I don't see Ozzie at all with you, No, of

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Speaker 3: course not. No one has ever in No, Ozzie didn't

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Speaker 3: let his hair go in good dark brown. Good for him.

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Speaker 3: I should be doing that, but I have who cares. Ah,

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Speaker 3: But no, I've never gotten met before in my life,

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Speaker 3: and i'd venture to guess I'll never get it again. Rob.

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Speaker 3: Next time somebody tries to pull that on me, they go,

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Speaker 3: does anybody ever tell you that you look like I'm

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Speaker 3: gonna go Ozzie? And they're gonna go Ozzie. No, imagine,

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Speaker 3: that's exactly what I was thinking. No, I was thinking

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Speaker 3: And then they go laughing down the hall. I'm like, oh,

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Speaker 3: somebody one time told me that they look like Ozzy.

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Speaker 3: You do not look like Ozzy. Don't ever listen to

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Speaker 8: Whenever they tell you do all right, you do not

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Speaker 3: You do not know my hair was shorter and blonder

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Speaker 3: And if you've gone to a Monsters game or a

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Speaker 3: Calves game and you've seen my giant fat nogging up

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Speaker 3: Now my face is a lot less fat than it

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Speaker 3: used to be. You know, I all get those We

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Speaker 3: all get to relive our memories through social media when

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Speaker 3: it tries to remind you of things that already happened. Right, Hey,

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Speaker 3: remember this five years ago, I got Jesus Christ thirty

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Speaker 3: pounds heavier, no thank you. And when I see that

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Speaker 3: because you've lost a lot of weight. Yeah, how'd you

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Speaker 3: do that? Oh? With mentality mentality Health you can check

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Speaker 3: them out for yourself at mentalityhealth dot com. Slash Radio, what.

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Speaker 8: Slash radio slash radio Wow, and tell them Rob.

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Speaker 3: Sidley every butt it? Hey, Rob, sadly I'm looking at it.

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Speaker 3: That be fatly more you get some I don't know,

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Speaker 3: like that, Like they knock a whole bunch of money

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Speaker 3: off if you mentioned it. So now do you have

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Speaker 3: to go on fart walks? You know we mentioned this

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Speaker 3: months ago fart walks, but now it's really taking hold again.

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Speaker 3: They say, oh, it's a great thing after dinner to

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Speaker 8: I read the article again because it always gets me

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Speaker 8: as clickbait. It's like Thanksgiving fart walks, Save Live and

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Speaker 8: I'm like, thanks Live, I didn't see saved. What is

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Speaker 8: a Thanksgiving fart walk? And I'm like, oh, it's just

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Speaker 8: walking after you eat, like you should do. Anyway, I'm like, okay,

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Speaker 8: I get it. Well, but I think it's funny that

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Speaker 8: a lot of people are like, I don't want to walk,

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Speaker 8: and they think, here's how we incentivize people.

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Speaker 3: Oh, you walk, but then you fart.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, most people are walking around farting all the time.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, all right, this is not how is this a

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Speaker 3: new thing? You're gonna be fine hugging it along behind you. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: John from Parma, my condolence is on the loss of

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Speaker 3: your dog. Thank you John. My wife posted that. I

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Speaker 3: saw that a very very nice tribute to our late

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Speaker 3: great to Australian shepherd June Carter Cox, and she'd been

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Speaker 3: sitting on that for a while. I was talking to

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Speaker 3: her last night. She's like, I just feel like if

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Speaker 3: I post something that's like a that's like a period

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Speaker 3: everybody thinks they're required to post. And I know where

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Speaker 3: But yeah, it's always so sad to look at that stuff. Man.

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Speaker 8: At any time you lose someone or something, it's sad anyway,

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Speaker 3: Yes, I love the way this smells on you. Pleasures

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Speaker 3: it smells like a diaper full of Indians. That was

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Speaker 1: It's called sex Panther.

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Speaker 3: By Odeon.

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Speaker 11: I having to be honest with you. That smells like

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Speaker 5: Mm hmmm.

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Speaker 3: At first it was so good, doctor Kenneth Noisewater, speaking

429
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Speaker 3: of your testicles. Part of the night before Thanksgiving at

430
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Speaker 3: my brother's house was because we're all sitting around eating

431
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Speaker 3: and drinking hol of peno margaritis. Well the kids are

432
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Speaker 3: running run. Upstairs is my brother in law, who married

433
00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:45,960
Speaker 3: my sister a couple of summers ago, who was a cop.

434
00:22:46,160 --> 00:22:48,680
Speaker 3: My brother in law telling us about how I don't

435
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Speaker 3: know how we got on vasectomy stories. My brother in

436
00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:54,120
Speaker 3: law telling us how the doctors told him he had

437
00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:57,920
Speaker 3: one of the thickest scrotums they'd ever seen. That's something

438
00:22:58,119 --> 00:22:58,800
Speaker 3: that's the running joke.

439
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Speaker 13: Now.

440
00:22:59,119 --> 00:23:02,280
Speaker 3: I was like, wow, that is like literally like I

441
00:23:02,359 --> 00:23:04,840
Speaker 3: barely know this dude, but now I know this about him.

442
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:07,280
Speaker 3: He's got a fixed sack, like is that a flax

443
00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:09,480
Speaker 3: stor he goes. I don't know, he goes. I just

444
00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:11,400
Speaker 3: they that's what they told me. He goes. I hadn't

445
00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:15,280
Speaker 3: given it a second thought, like, wow, did they have

446
00:23:15,359 --> 00:23:18,800
Speaker 3: to go in with like special grade scalpels or anything

447
00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:22,439
Speaker 3: like that, or you know, bring the big guns. Yeah,

448
00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:23,879
Speaker 3: he's like yeah, it took him a while. And then

449
00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:25,520
Speaker 3: they told me later on they were like, you you

450
00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:28,800
Speaker 3: just got a very thick strow them. So that sounds

451
00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:32,560
Speaker 3: like something that you whip out at a bar trying

452
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Speaker 3: to a very thick sproking you don't have much game. Yeah,

453
00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:45,080
Speaker 3: let me go to uh Corey formerly of Tarpin Springs, Florida. Man,

454
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Speaker 3: what's up?

455
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Speaker 14: Not much? I hopped in the car. I got a

456
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Speaker 14: day off. You guys were talking Colonnes for a hot second.

457
00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:56,440
Speaker 14: So I was like, oh, there's a good for you,

458
00:23:58,000 --> 00:23:59,240
Speaker 14: there's an excuse.

459
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Speaker 3: To call in. Yeah, bother you yeah, uh you.

460
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Speaker 14: I didn't hear the first part. You started talking about

461
00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:07,639
Speaker 14: your brother scrot him.

462
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:10,840
Speaker 8: Uh did you probably brother in law?

463
00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:10,720
Speaker 15: No?

464
00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:14,399
Speaker 3: No, uh, no blood relation. The Coxes aren't known for

465
00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:18,120
Speaker 3: their scrubs. Well, we're known something. We're known for normal

466
00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:21,359
Speaker 3: thickness of scrot him. I believe Rob. I don't know

467
00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:23,560
Speaker 3: the eyes kind of a sectomy, and I don't know

468
00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:26,040
Speaker 3: that there was any comment made on behalf of my

469
00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:29,240
Speaker 3: scrot Hum. Huh, go ahead, Corey, I.

470
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Speaker 14: See your how your guys' relationship is going. Not to

471
00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:34,800
Speaker 14: give away how I smell, but I don't. We're in

472
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Speaker 14: the same sentence high school. And uh, it's a delicious scent.

473
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Speaker 15: Man.

474
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Speaker 14: If you know it's a nautica but specifically voyage, you

475
00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:46,960
Speaker 14: give give that a sniff and see.

476
00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:48,040
Speaker 3: If that works for you.

477
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Speaker 14: Nautica voyage the voyage man.

478
00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:53,520
Speaker 3: And it's not voyage. It's not nautica voyage. It's voyage.

479
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:56,320
Speaker 3: I mean it could be.

480
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Speaker 14: It depends on how you're feeling that day.

481
00:24:58,760 --> 00:25:02,960
Speaker 3: All right, how about because somebody, somebody said, why by coloonbie,

482
00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:05,840
Speaker 3: you just rub the magazine samples on your neck. Oh,

483
00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:08,920
Speaker 3: I've done that back when there were magazines. Yeah, when

484
00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:10,720
Speaker 3: I was getting Esquire and GQ back in the n

485
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Speaker 3: I'm absolutely doing that. I go ooh gray flannel, Oh, Claiborne,

486
00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:21,679
Speaker 3: sport Ooh obsession. C K one that was unisex. I

487
00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:24,840
Speaker 3: sure am c K one was more Citrusy. I still

488
00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:25,119
Speaker 3: have that.

489
00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:27,720
Speaker 8: I will if I'm going to wear it, I will

490
00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:29,280
Speaker 8: occasionally put that on.

491
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Speaker 3: That's one of the only colonnes I still have. Yeah,

492
00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:34,359
Speaker 3: and I will put c K one on. Oh boy,

493
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:38,600
Speaker 3: all right, well very lightly. It's a nice, little pleasant

494
00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:41,920
Speaker 3: it's it's it's another kind of pleasure men.

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Speaker 8: Yes, all right, good Mozeltop, Thank you Corey.

496
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Speaker 1: Wait wait hold on, no, l.

497
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Speaker 14: What uh very very briefly, because you know I us

498
00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:58,400
Speaker 14: p ones get saddened even though you have family time. Yeah,

499
00:25:59,119 --> 00:26:01,320
Speaker 14: last week you guys were going through and kind of

500
00:26:01,359 --> 00:26:05,520
Speaker 14: ripping apart varieties hilarious comedy movies and how they made

501
00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:06,000
Speaker 14: no sense.

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00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:07,640
Speaker 3: Yeah.

503
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Speaker 14: For me, there's three movies that I watch once a

504
00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:19,680
Speaker 14: year routinely. That is Clue, Bird Cage and one that

505
00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:21,680
Speaker 14: a lot of people don't like, but I love. I

506
00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:24,919
Speaker 14: don't know if you guys, you know Undercover Blues with

507
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,480
Speaker 14: Dennis Quaid Kathleen Turner.

508
00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:30,600
Speaker 3: I don't know. I remember it, but I don't think

509
00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:33,679
Speaker 3: I've ever seen that. And Clue is a movie that

510
00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:37,200
Speaker 3: I'm constantly trying to remember to watch and I always

511
00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:39,720
Speaker 3: forget you. I have seen it, but I mean like

512
00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:43,320
Speaker 3: again because it's so underrated. Colleen camp is still juggy

513
00:26:43,359 --> 00:26:47,800
Speaker 3: and hot in that, and Michael McKean, and is Susan

514
00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:49,719
Speaker 3: Sarandon in there? Or am I? Okay?

515
00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:51,040
Speaker 16: Oh?

516
00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:53,520
Speaker 3: Leslie and Warren is who I'm thinking of in Clue?

517
00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:56,920
Speaker 3: And Christopher Lloyd. Yeah, no, I always when I'm clicking around,

518
00:26:56,960 --> 00:26:59,840
Speaker 3: I'm always hurting. Yeah, excellent movie. Yeah.

519
00:26:59,880 --> 00:27:02,520
Speaker 8: I was just on one of those like subcarrier channels

520
00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:05,960
Speaker 8: like Samsung TV has, you know, and it was it

521
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:07,159
Speaker 8: was on and I stopped and watched it.

522
00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:07,520
Speaker 3: It's great.

523
00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:11,399
Speaker 8: All right, are we done now, Corey? Yes, here's the

524
00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:16,000
Speaker 8: middle movie, the middle movie, guy. The middle movie was.

525
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Speaker 3: It was Undercover Blues, it was Clue, and it was

526
00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:21,440
Speaker 3: The Bird The Bird Cage is one of my favorites.

527
00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:22,640
Speaker 3: I love that movie.

528
00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:25,359
Speaker 8: I used to make my mother and my grandmother laugh,

529
00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:28,600
Speaker 8: because I would talk like Agador Spartacus for days on end,

530
00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:30,760
Speaker 8: and I would not We would go to restaurants, we

531
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Speaker 8: would go play.

532
00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:33,600
Speaker 3: I would only talk in that voice. I think the

533
00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:36,719
Speaker 3: silent killer in that movie is the late great Gene Hackman.

534
00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:38,920
Speaker 8: Oh, without playing the straight man, and he comes out

535
00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:40,720
Speaker 8: and drag at the end, I'm sorry to ruin it

536
00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:43,440
Speaker 8: spoiler alert, Oh Rob, sorry, thank.

537
00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:43,719
Speaker 3: You, Corey.

538
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:47,919
Speaker 8: Rob just gave away the the big twist there in

539
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:51,320
Speaker 8: the bird cage, or as I call it, the robot cage.

540
00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:54,120
Speaker 3: We would go to stores, dinners.

541
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Speaker 8: I would take my grandmother to a doctor's appointment, and

542
00:27:57,280 --> 00:28:00,359
Speaker 8: I would only talk to the doctors in that voice.

543
00:28:00,359 --> 00:28:04,480
Speaker 8: Was that the Hank Azaria Cara was Okay, there's nothing

544
00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:06,240
Speaker 8: wrong with my grandmother, she's just born.

545
00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:10,840
Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, and he would use that same accent on

546
00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:13,800
Speaker 3: The Simpsons, Yes too, Yeah, Allen, I would have guessed

547
00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:15,359
Speaker 3: Rob as a brute guy.

548
00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:18,240
Speaker 8: No, my grandfather was a brute guy. It was actually

549
00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:21,000
Speaker 8: probably the first, like after shave I put on. He

550
00:28:21,119 --> 00:28:23,320
Speaker 8: wasn't an aqua velva guy, he was. He was a

551
00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:23,840
Speaker 8: brute guy.

552
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:24,320
Speaker 13: Right.

553
00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:29,480
Speaker 8: The old green bottle English leather, English leather. Another one Yeah, yummy.

554
00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:35,000
Speaker 8: They still make Brute I think by Faberge. Yeah, Brute

555
00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:38,640
Speaker 8: old spice. Those were all like the og Grandpa since.

556
00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:42,680
Speaker 3: Allan, the only cologne I've ever used is Adidas Moves

557
00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:46,400
Speaker 3: because women like it, even though I've heard several dudes

558
00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:49,680
Speaker 3: say that I should use a grown up cologne. Good thing.

559
00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:53,160
Speaker 3: I used Colonne to please the ladies and not those schlubs. Yeah,

560
00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:57,000
Speaker 3: I never ever. I just don't wear cologne. Yeah, all right. Well,

561
00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:00,840
Speaker 3: a lot of people asking if I'm going to play

562
00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:04,720
Speaker 3: normal scrotum thickness on two hours to midnight this Saturday night.

563
00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:08,160
Speaker 3: I am not. That's our Saturday night metal show. Or

564
00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:10,440
Speaker 3: is to measure your scrotum thickness or is that something

565
00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:12,600
Speaker 3: has to be done by a medical professional? Rob I

566
00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:15,040
Speaker 3: have to imagine that there is a way to measure

567
00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:16,000
Speaker 3: any kind.

568
00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:18,959
Speaker 8: Of thickness, but you would have to measure it inside

569
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:20,520
Speaker 8: out to get the actual things.

570
00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:21,560
Speaker 3: So you have to have it open.

571
00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:28,080
Speaker 8: You mean you'd have to spatch cock your scrotum.

572
00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:30,680
Speaker 3: Start with a good slice right down the set. We're

573
00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:33,240
Speaker 3: in the middle of the brain between the breasts.

574
00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:39,120
Speaker 11: Oh, we are experiencing technical difficulty.

575
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:49,440
Speaker 8: Reset night, all right, mister Cox, now we're going to

576
00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:49,920
Speaker 8: give you a.

577
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:51,560
Speaker 3: Local anesthetic here.

578
00:29:54,280 --> 00:29:55,719
Speaker 1: Momentarily please.

579
00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:58,200
Speaker 8: Eric says, you fold it over, measure it, and then

580
00:29:58,240 --> 00:29:59,040
Speaker 8: divide by two.

581
00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:03,160
Speaker 3: Then I'll give you your okay, thanks, and then divide

582
00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:05,000
Speaker 3: by two. Yeah, thank you.

583
00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:05,760
Speaker 5: All right.

584
00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:09,560
Speaker 8: Well to get a digital caliber and figure out what's doing.

585
00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:12,880
Speaker 3: Yes, I wonder if there's a female analog for this.

586
00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:15,040
Speaker 3: You know, I know that they are all different, but

587
00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:18,960
Speaker 3: they all start the same. Okay. People are rattling off

588
00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:25,160
Speaker 3: their colowns to me now Lacoste White, Well, that feels redundant. Okay,

589
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:31,640
Speaker 3: I gotta take a break here. Hey, I wanna go

590
00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:38,280
Speaker 3: see Go see the Allen.

591
00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:40,080
Speaker 1: Carr Show on one hund.

592
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:49,000
Speaker 17: WMMS Cleveland's call the Alan Cox Show.

593
00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:51,400
Speaker 8: He'll tell you all the best knock knock jokes, plus

594
00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:54,160
Speaker 8: is surprising opinions about Hawaiians two one.

595
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Speaker 17: Six seven eight one double oh seven or eight one

596
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Speaker 17: double oh seven.

597
00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:04,880
Speaker 18: In Cleveland Station November's Chill, a panel appeared on the

598
00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:08,120
Speaker 18: window sill with a circle cut out.

599
00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:10,160
Speaker 3: Oh what a side.

600
00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:17,120
Speaker 18: The mystery grew in the fading line, snowflakes, fallen, whispers grow.

601
00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:26,640
Speaker 18: What's behind that panel's glow? That's the glory? What could

602
00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:32,880
Speaker 18: it be a portal to joy mystery jingle bells ring

603
00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:40,080
Speaker 18: as the stories roll of Cleveland's own festa gloryush.

604
00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:44,640
Speaker 3: I was looking for Cleveland on this list of the

605
00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:51,720
Speaker 3: top cities the most festive pet cities. I had a

606
00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:56,480
Speaker 3: dog up until a couple of weeks ago. Rod has dogs.

607
00:31:56,600 --> 00:32:02,960
Speaker 3: Uh just has moss balls. Sorry, she had moss balls.

608
00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:06,479
Speaker 3: You don't currently have a pet. No, that's no topic.

609
00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:08,680
Speaker 3: The kid. You get a five month old and that's

610
00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:12,000
Speaker 3: the same as having a pet, except you can set

611
00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:14,480
Speaker 3: a five month old down and they'll stay there, you know.

612
00:32:15,320 --> 00:32:16,800
Speaker 3: But no, nowhere to be se I don't know what

613
00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:22,400
Speaker 3: you do in Cleveland. You know, it's such a rarity.

614
00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:23,400
Speaker 3: And I'm a booster man.

615
00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:24,920
Speaker 8: You know, a couple of weeks from now, I will

616
00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:27,719
Speaker 8: have been here sixteen years and I'm a booster.

617
00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:30,480
Speaker 3: It took me a while to get there, but happily

618
00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:33,880
Speaker 3: neck deep now. And you know, invariably you will find

619
00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:37,520
Speaker 3: Cleveland show up on these worst lists. Just give me

620
00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:41,760
Speaker 3: them on like the festive pet list. Why not? Nope,

621
00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:46,280
Speaker 3: nowhere to be seen. Ohio not repped at all, by

622
00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:53,680
Speaker 3: the way. Midland, Texas is the most festive city for pets.

623
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Speaker 3: A lot of cities in.

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Speaker 8: Texas, Dixon City, d C K s O N.

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00:32:59,400 --> 00:32:59,600
Speaker 1: Rob.

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00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:03,560
Speaker 3: You ever heard of Dixon City, Pennsylvania. No, I lived

627
00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:05,800
Speaker 3: in Pennsylvania for almost a decade. I don't heard of

628
00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:10,400
Speaker 3: Dixon City. Probably the middle of the state, Roseville, Michigan,

629
00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:13,840
Speaker 3: Cape Coral, Florida nowhere to be seen. How where they

630
00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:19,600
Speaker 3: sell the cider Dixon Cider. Yeah, wmms Rob on social

631
00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:24,160
Speaker 3: media and so yeah.

632
00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:27,320
Speaker 8: All kinds of places, just not Cleveland. I mean, don't

633
00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:30,400
Speaker 8: they do this Saturday They're doing light Up Lakewood. That's

634
00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:31,520
Speaker 8: like a thing that they do every year.

635
00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:34,520
Speaker 3: And I go, you go, Alan. Everybody does holidays stuff,

636
00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:38,440
Speaker 3: I know, and I don't know that there's a pet component.

637
00:33:38,520 --> 00:33:41,560
Speaker 3: I know Lakewood does that Spooky Pooch parade they used to.

638
00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:44,280
Speaker 3: I don't know if they still do it where you know,

639
00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:48,040
Speaker 3: people dress their animals up for Halloween. But this weekend

640
00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:50,760
Speaker 3: they're doing light Up Lakewood. So it's all festive. That

641
00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:55,560
Speaker 3: can't get you on this list at all. I'm just

642
00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:57,960
Speaker 3: looking for good news, you know. I try to be

643
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:01,240
Speaker 3: a glass half full kind of guy. Keep your Contrary

644
00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:04,320
Speaker 3: to popular belief, they somebody did a list of the

645
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:09,520
Speaker 3: most fun cities in the United States and Cincinnati at

646
00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:16,000
Speaker 3: number ten. Cincinnati just squeaks in now full disclosure, I've

647
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:20,960
Speaker 3: driven through Cincinnati. I've never spent any time there. People

648
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:25,560
Speaker 3: talk about people who are well versed in architecture will

649
00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:28,359
Speaker 3: tell you these amazing I don't know if it's our

650
00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:30,640
Speaker 3: deco or if it's postmodern. I don't know what it is.

651
00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:32,719
Speaker 3: But people who know way more about that stuff than

652
00:34:32,719 --> 00:34:36,399
Speaker 3: I do, we'll talk about the amazing architecture in Cincinnati.

653
00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:40,920
Speaker 3: And the only time I'll ever hear anybody talk in

654
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:44,479
Speaker 3: glowing terms about Cincinnati is when they're from there, which

655
00:34:44,719 --> 00:34:47,919
Speaker 3: you know stands to reason, but I know nothing about it.

656
00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:51,080
Speaker 3: But they're the only place in Ohio that broke through

657
00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:54,560
Speaker 3: the top ten the most fun cities. Obviously, you know

658
00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:56,120
Speaker 3: what the big ones are going to be. It's going

659
00:34:56,200 --> 00:34:58,479
Speaker 3: to be Vegas, it's going to be Orlando, it's gonna

660
00:34:58,520 --> 00:35:04,120
Speaker 3: be Miami. Hoppy, and uh Cincinnati squeaking in at number ten,

661
00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:09,680
Speaker 3: LA probably, Yeah, the most fun cities in the United

662
00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:14,759
Speaker 3: States Vegas, Orlando, Miami, in Atlanta, New Orleans. You can

663
00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:18,799
Speaker 3: have a great time in Atlanta. Boy New York. That's

664
00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:22,080
Speaker 3: further down than you would think Cincinnati comes squeaks in

665
00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:26,799
Speaker 3: at number ten, Chicago eleven, when New York is number fourteen. Wow, Cleveland,

666
00:35:26,840 --> 00:35:30,720
Speaker 3: Ohio comes in at number forty six. That's not great.

667
00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:33,799
Speaker 3: The most fun cities in the United States now they

668
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:38,600
Speaker 3: ranked one hundred and eighty two cities. It's not terrible.

669
00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:44,720
Speaker 3: Forty six ain't bat no, uh but yeah whatever, we're

670
00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:50,000
Speaker 3: comfortably wedged in between Raleigh. That's fun city if you've

671
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:56,399
Speaker 3: ever been there, and uh battou in Louisiana. Who's number one?

672
00:35:56,520 --> 00:35:59,880
Speaker 3: Was it? Vegas? Las Vegas rob that is Spanish for

673
00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:09,200
Speaker 3: or the Vegas, Orlando, Miami, Atlanta, New Orleans, Houston, San Francisco, Austin, Texas.

674
00:36:09,239 --> 00:36:14,840
Speaker 3: It was just there this summer Portland, Oregon, and Cincinnati, Ohio. Chicago,

675
00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:18,399
Speaker 3: Illinois coming in at number eleven, just outside the top ten.

676
00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:22,640
Speaker 3: I take personal umberge to that. But listen, chips fall

677
00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:28,160
Speaker 3: where they may. But I mean, listen, Honolulu is you're

678
00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:29,759
Speaker 3: trying to tell me according to and again, this is

679
00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:31,719
Speaker 3: just crunching data. It's you know, they have a set

680
00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:33,279
Speaker 3: of data points and they crunch the numbers and that's

681
00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:35,680
Speaker 3: how it lays out. One of these websites that does

682
00:36:35,719 --> 00:36:37,520
Speaker 3: travel and things like that. So that's what they you know,

683
00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:40,560
Speaker 3: entertainment of nightlife and how much things cost, and it's

684
00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:43,560
Speaker 3: all data, so you can, you know, take with a

685
00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:44,839
Speaker 3: grain of salt and have a little bit of fun

686
00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:46,839
Speaker 3: with it. But the fact that Cincinnati's on there at

687
00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:49,640
Speaker 3: all surprises me.

688
00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:52,560
Speaker 8: Now you would think that would leave me to go, oh,

689
00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:54,080
Speaker 8: maybe they got something going on.

690
00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:59,520
Speaker 3: No guarantee you they don't. Now does Cleveland Again, I'm

691
00:36:59,560 --> 00:37:03,680
Speaker 3: a booster, so I would say that, yeah, Cleveland's probably

692
00:37:03,719 --> 00:37:08,319
Speaker 3: got something going on. Uh, Columbus comes in at number

693
00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:12,600
Speaker 3: fifty eight. Take that Columbus. Yeah, everybody in Columbus walking around.

694
00:37:12,719 --> 00:37:14,840
Speaker 3: It's a bunch of suburbs pretending to be a city

695
00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:21,480
Speaker 3: and looking down their nose at everybody else. Akron number

696
00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:27,560
Speaker 3: one oh three, Toledo number one seventeen. Now I would

697
00:37:27,560 --> 00:37:33,399
Speaker 3: say congratulations to the city of Akron, Ohio, to show

698
00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:38,440
Speaker 3: up at all on a list of the most fun

699
00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:42,080
Speaker 3: cities in the United States. The top one hundred and

700
00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:47,480
Speaker 3: eighty two cities that means it's a mathemis one hundred

701
00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:52,120
Speaker 3: and seventy nine. No, that's not right, seventy nine cities

702
00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:57,799
Speaker 3: rob uh are less fun than Akron, Ohio. And if

703
00:37:57,800 --> 00:38:00,000
Speaker 3: you're an Akronite, it's got to make you feel good.

704
00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:04,560
Speaker 3: Now you go, Alan, I'm doing some traveling later next year.

705
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:07,600
Speaker 3: What city came in dead last? So I can go

706
00:38:07,719 --> 00:38:11,240
Speaker 3: there and then just work my way up. Pearl City, Hawaii.

707
00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:18,279
Speaker 3: Second to last year, Penultimate fun City, Lewiston, Maine. Been there. Yes,

708
00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:22,359
Speaker 3: we had those phlebottomists call us from Lewiston a couple

709
00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:22,759
Speaker 3: of years ago.

710
00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:25,880
Speaker 16: I'm right here by coworker at Saint Married Lewiston Medical

711
00:38:25,920 --> 00:38:28,360
Speaker 16: Center whereas wehlebotomists.

712
00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:30,720
Speaker 8: I think that's where Bob Marley lives. I think he's

713
00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:35,360
Speaker 8: from Lewiston. You're probably right the comic. Yeah, yeah, not

714
00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:37,399
Speaker 8: the dead reggae guy. Not the dead reggae guy.

715
00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:40,719
Speaker 3: Would be great if the reggae artist Bob Marley had

716
00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:43,080
Speaker 3: been discovered to have been from Lewiston, Maine.

717
00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:46,239
Speaker 8: And went to Jamaica when he was Yeah child, Yeah,

718
00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:48,879
Speaker 8: I'm on originally from Lewiston, Maine.

719
00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:52,560
Speaker 3: Yeah. Henry Lewis Gates Junior or whatever does one of

720
00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:54,840
Speaker 3: those finding your Roots on one of Bob Marley the

721
00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:57,960
Speaker 3: reggae stars offspring and they go, You're never gonna believe this.

722
00:38:58,040 --> 00:39:01,239
Speaker 3: Your father was from Lewiston, Maine. Father was a lobsterman.

723
00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:07,360
Speaker 3: A lobster man, A lobsterman. Yeah, there's a girl on

724
00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:10,960
Speaker 3: I got sucked into watching Squid Game, the game show

725
00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:13,400
Speaker 3: on Netflix, because my wife and kid are watching it.

726
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:15,839
Speaker 3: I never cared about the show Squid Game. I think

727
00:39:15,840 --> 00:39:19,359
Speaker 3: I bailed after two episodes. But this game where they

728
00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:21,400
Speaker 3: take it's the second or third season of this, I think,

729
00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:23,879
Speaker 3: where they take all these people and they winnow them

730
00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:26,279
Speaker 3: down pretty quickly. But you're in the last episode now

731
00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:28,040
Speaker 3: and it's down to five people and one of the

732
00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:32,319
Speaker 3: girls is from One of the remaining people is like

733
00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:36,400
Speaker 3: from she's a lobster fisherman. Really, so, I don't know

734
00:39:36,480 --> 00:39:39,160
Speaker 3: she's where she's from New Hampshire, rings a bell maybe,

735
00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:42,360
Speaker 3: I don't know, maybe Main. But she's like a lobster fisherman.

736
00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:44,040
Speaker 3: She doesn't have an accent or anything. But she tells

737
00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:47,120
Speaker 3: this story, you know when they do like the little

738
00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:51,640
Speaker 3: confessional videos. Yeah, just down at the table. She's telling

739
00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:54,400
Speaker 3: the story about how all she ever wanted to do

740
00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:56,359
Speaker 3: was be a lot, be a fisherman with her father,

741
00:39:57,280 --> 00:39:59,759
Speaker 3: who was a professional fisherman, and he laughed at her.

742
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:02,000
Speaker 3: She got to a certain age. She said, I want

743
00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:03,680
Speaker 3: to do what you do, and he laughed at her

744
00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:08,319
Speaker 3: and said, you're a female, you can't do this. And

745
00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:10,360
Speaker 3: my daughter took that at face value. She took a

746
00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:12,080
Speaker 3: great deal of umbrage with that. I said, well, maybe

747
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:15,640
Speaker 3: he was trying to get her to strike out on

748
00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:18,200
Speaker 3: her own and come full circle. And that's exactly what happened,

749
00:40:18,239 --> 00:40:21,560
Speaker 3: she said. And finally I got my dad's approval, and

750
00:40:21,560 --> 00:40:24,400
Speaker 3: my daughter's like, why did she need his approval? Why

751
00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:26,240
Speaker 3: couldn't you just go out and do it. I'm like, well,

752
00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:30,880
Speaker 3: you got a point, but maybe he wanted her to

753
00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:36,279
Speaker 3: make her mark. Oh no, and then come back. No, no, no, no.

754
00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:38,680
Speaker 3: I was soft pedaling it for her. I felt like

755
00:40:38,719 --> 00:40:40,280
Speaker 3: she was probably one hundred percent correct.

756
00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:43,160
Speaker 8: Any one of your brothers could take over the business tomorrow.

757
00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:46,880
Speaker 3: You got the wrong pats. But yeah, but why is that?

758
00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:48,880
Speaker 3: I would think you'd be looking at this point in

759
00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:52,880
Speaker 3: the fisher fisherman game or whatever professional fishing game. I

760
00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:55,400
Speaker 3: think it'd be just looking for warm bodies. Dude, do

761
00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:57,960
Speaker 3: you know how hot it is to pull.

762
00:40:57,680 --> 00:40:59,640
Speaker 8: A lobster pot out of the water when it's full

763
00:40:59,680 --> 00:41:03,719
Speaker 8: of lot Any idea I got these little you got

764
00:41:03,719 --> 00:41:04,719
Speaker 8: these little things in the side.

765
00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:06,960
Speaker 3: It's like a little mota. Yeah, and it pulls the

766
00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:08,520
Speaker 3: plot to the surface. But you still got to get

767
00:41:08,520 --> 00:41:12,520
Speaker 3: it on. Bood Well, he told her, except she went

768
00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:14,719
Speaker 3: off and did her thing, or did what she had

769
00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:19,000
Speaker 3: to do, and she came back and he finally, I guess,

770
00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:23,799
Speaker 3: with some experience, which is understandable, brought her into the fold. Well,

771
00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:26,320
Speaker 3: I gotta be honest. If your brother can be a hairdresser,

772
00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:28,440
Speaker 3: you can be a lobsterman. So it's fine with me.

773
00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:34,040
Speaker 8: He dresses up a Santa every year, right, old Tony

774
00:41:34,239 --> 00:41:38,200
Speaker 8: Tony Yeah, Eric and Penhills did that song for us.

775
00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:41,720
Speaker 3: Yep. Tony the amazingly Gay Santa was what it was called.

776
00:41:41,840 --> 00:41:43,759
Speaker 3: Rob's friend who used to go to people's houses in

777
00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:47,240
Speaker 3: Santa my mother's friend.

778
00:41:50,239 --> 00:41:57,600
Speaker 19: In the heart of old Massachusets, where berms world rage live.

779
00:41:57,760 --> 00:42:01,239
Speaker 3: Tony the Santa, the tong Oh, the s.

780
00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:10,520
Speaker 19: He's walked a sleeve for a cattle, red Rudolph's noose

781
00:42:11,440 --> 00:42:20,200
Speaker 19: with glittery suits and some fabulous cloth. He's Jimmy Jimmy,

782
00:42:20,520 --> 00:42:21,760
Speaker 19: but never get suped.

783
00:42:22,520 --> 00:42:23,240
Speaker 3: Tony boy.

784
00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:24,399
Speaker 13: He's six and.

785
00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:35,600
Speaker 3: So gets sent up spread.

786
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:44,920
Speaker 19: And cheer with a boo dry.

787
00:42:41,160 --> 00:42:44,200
Speaker 3: And banter is he says, I'm a dryer and banter.

788
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:51,720
Speaker 19: Makeing Christmas stay and see.

789
00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:55,160
Speaker 8: I guess I gotta say giving them the benefit of

790
00:42:55,160 --> 00:42:58,279
Speaker 8: the doubt, you know, just because your mom's friend Tony

791
00:42:58,320 --> 00:43:03,800
Speaker 8: the hairdresser was gay and like to appear as Santa.

792
00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:07,680
Speaker 8: He's playing a character, right, Yes, it doesn't necessarily make

793
00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:09,319
Speaker 8: Santa gay, not at all.

794
00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:12,840
Speaker 3: Via the transit of property. Maybe he was he in

795
00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:15,719
Speaker 3: especially butch Santa. You said he leaned into it. He leaned, Yeah,

796
00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:20,840
Speaker 3: yeah he was. I'm here at Dacia Halls. He definitely

797
00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:23,640
Speaker 3: FEMEDI Santa. Oh bit, you know what I mean?

798
00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:26,360
Speaker 8: Yeah, he was living his best life. He could only

799
00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:30,320
Speaker 8: be so straight. He was a very flamboyant man, big

800
00:43:30,520 --> 00:43:31,160
Speaker 8: huge dude.

801
00:43:32,080 --> 00:43:34,279
Speaker 3: But yeah, it was not a guy you'd want to

802
00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:37,400
Speaker 3: trifle with. No God, no right, no, no, no no.

803
00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:40,880
Speaker 3: That's why the six inch heels things very funny. Thank you,

804
00:43:40,920 --> 00:43:43,120
Speaker 3: by the way, whoever sent me this. We've played the

805
00:43:43,120 --> 00:43:46,600
Speaker 3: clip on occasion of the guy who built his own

806
00:43:48,360 --> 00:43:52,640
Speaker 3: flying machine, that's what he calls it. Yeah, and he

807
00:43:52,680 --> 00:43:55,400
Speaker 3: crashes it in the desert and calls nine to one

808
00:43:55,480 --> 00:43:57,879
Speaker 3: one me please.

809
00:43:57,640 --> 00:44:00,200
Speaker 20: I crashed my flying machine.

810
00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:03,240
Speaker 3: Somebody auto tuned it. Have you seen that the flying

811
00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:15,480
Speaker 3: machine auto tune? You want to talk about festive? You know,

812
00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:19,440
Speaker 3: isn't it fun that someone else's near death experience can

813
00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:23,920
Speaker 3: become fodder for our entertainment. Isn't that great? Hey, we

814
00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:25,920
Speaker 3: didn't tell you to film yourself, bro, we didn't tell

815
00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:27,560
Speaker 3: you to film the whole thing and post it. I

816
00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:30,040
Speaker 3: think that guy's okay, but he was in bad shape.

817
00:44:30,080 --> 00:44:49,360
Speaker 20: By the way, I please, I crashed my flying machine.

818
00:44:54,520 --> 00:44:55,640
Speaker 3: The Enchanted Hills.

819
00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:56,680
Speaker 20: I'm in the desert.

820
00:44:56,880 --> 00:44:59,520
Speaker 3: He was in the Enchanted Hills desert there in Texas,

821
00:45:01,080 --> 00:45:07,239
Speaker 3: and his name was Anthony Vella and it's called a paramotor,

822
00:45:08,239 --> 00:45:10,560
Speaker 3: and he was a guy on YouTube and he was

823
00:45:10,600 --> 00:45:13,360
Speaker 3: in the hospital for quite a while. So again it

824
00:45:13,520 --> 00:45:16,520
Speaker 3: sounds very dramatic, but this is a guy who like fell.

825
00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:20,680
Speaker 3: He was at like one hundred feet okay. He's a

826
00:45:20,719 --> 00:45:23,960
Speaker 3: thirty three year old guys, a veteran, and he was

827
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:25,880
Speaker 3: tranded in the desert for like an hour. And he

828
00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:28,239
Speaker 3: was in bad shape. Because at the beginning of that

829
00:45:28,320 --> 00:45:30,880
Speaker 3: video he's flying, He's like whoo, and then obviously you know,

830
00:45:30,920 --> 00:45:35,239
Speaker 3: he was doing like fifty in the air and he

831
00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:39,560
Speaker 3: fell about one hundred feet, and then he posted video

832
00:45:39,600 --> 00:45:43,719
Speaker 3: of himself from the from the hospital bed and oh god,

833
00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:46,600
Speaker 3: crash my flying machine. I mean that's the one that

834
00:45:46,640 --> 00:45:48,040
Speaker 3: everybody remembers.

835
00:45:50,239 --> 00:46:08,799
Speaker 21: AZERI call nine one one.

836
00:46:03,640 --> 00:46:12,440
Speaker 20: Please, I crashed my flying machine, Hills.

837
00:46:12,640 --> 00:46:16,440
Speaker 3: I mean no, not one of us knows how we

838
00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:22,520
Speaker 3: would react. It still feels very over the top, like

839
00:46:22,560 --> 00:46:24,480
Speaker 3: he snapped his arm and he was in bad shape.

840
00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:29,879
Speaker 3: But he's like, I mean, like, bro, first of all,

841
00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:32,839
Speaker 3: you're by yourself. I mean, you know, he probably had

842
00:46:33,080 --> 00:46:35,280
Speaker 3: My guess is he couldn't breathe very well. He probably

843
00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:38,319
Speaker 3: had a lung issue. Yeah, crash. Yeah, and that's a

844
00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:39,640
Speaker 3: hell of a height to fall from.

845
00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:42,680
Speaker 8: Yeah, so he's probably, But he's not Aaron Ralston, you

846
00:46:42,680 --> 00:46:43,120
Speaker 8: know what I mean.

847
00:46:43,160 --> 00:46:45,480
Speaker 3: He's not gonna have to cut his arm off pen night.

848
00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:50,240
Speaker 3: So I'm guessing the sounds were warranted. Yeah, I would imagine,

849
00:46:50,239 --> 00:46:52,359
Speaker 3: But I've never crashed my flying machine. I haven't either.

850
00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:56,880
Speaker 3: Knock on Wood is still intact. Yeah. So, and you

851
00:46:56,920 --> 00:46:58,960
Speaker 3: don't take yourself yours out very you know, in the

852
00:46:58,960 --> 00:47:01,080
Speaker 3: winter time, the air is dense. He so, yeah, no,

853
00:47:01,080 --> 00:47:03,640
Speaker 3: now it's it's it's put away for the year in

854
00:47:03,680 --> 00:47:05,200
Speaker 3: the garage getting ready to move.

855
00:47:05,760 --> 00:47:10,920
Speaker 20: Yeah, please, I crashed my flying machine.

856
00:47:11,360 --> 00:47:13,040
Speaker 3: Because she goes on to ask him. She's trying to

857
00:47:13,040 --> 00:47:15,640
Speaker 3: get the information, and he's like a paramotor. So that's

858
00:47:15,640 --> 00:47:17,800
Speaker 3: why he said flying machine because he knew when he

859
00:47:17,840 --> 00:47:19,520
Speaker 3: said paramotor, she's gonna be like, I don't know what

860
00:47:19,520 --> 00:47:21,719
Speaker 3: the hell you're talking about. So he was kind of

861
00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:24,719
Speaker 3: enough where with all the not confuse the woman take

862
00:47:24,760 --> 00:47:32,000
Speaker 3: the shortcut. Yeah, yeah, Aziri, call nine and by the way,

863
00:47:32,120 --> 00:47:36,880
Speaker 3: I've edited this for you. He tells Siri half a

864
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:40,080
Speaker 3: dozen times to call nine one one, and it's doing nothing.

865
00:47:40,320 --> 00:47:43,520
Speaker 3: So he's like, ah, because I think he didn't have

866
00:47:43,640 --> 00:47:46,279
Speaker 3: he couldn't use his arms, right, Like no, well, you

867
00:47:46,320 --> 00:47:48,400
Speaker 3: can see him in the video like get his phone

868
00:47:48,440 --> 00:47:51,080
Speaker 3: in front of him and then yeah, so yeah, he

869
00:47:51,120 --> 00:48:00,200
Speaker 3: was in the hospital for a minute.

870
00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:05,000
Speaker 8: I don't want to mention it. I believe I crashed

871
00:48:05,080 --> 00:48:08,759
Speaker 8: my flying machine. But again, Rob, somebody took this and

872
00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:12,760
Speaker 8: auto tuned it. This guy posted it. It was online

873
00:48:13,080 --> 00:48:13,960
Speaker 8: because he's a YouTuber.

874
00:48:14,040 --> 00:48:16,600
Speaker 3: That's what you're doing. You're posting content and obviously got

875
00:48:16,600 --> 00:48:20,280
Speaker 3: a lot of eyeballs. H Hopefully whatever revenue he generated

876
00:48:20,280 --> 00:48:22,880
Speaker 3: from that video helped all set or defray the cost

877
00:48:22,880 --> 00:48:25,600
Speaker 3: of his hospitalization because he was in there for a minute.

878
00:48:26,640 --> 00:48:32,160
Speaker 3: But somebody took that and auto tuned it. Yeah, so good.

879
00:48:32,239 --> 00:48:34,880
Speaker 3: A near death experience, it is, which is why I

880
00:48:34,880 --> 00:48:38,600
Speaker 3: played it for you. You, but big picture, that guy's

881
00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:42,200
Speaker 3: near death experience has been commodified for us.

882
00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:47,040
Speaker 8: Yes, you mentioned watching Squid Game made me. Netflix made

883
00:48:47,080 --> 00:48:48,919
Speaker 8: me think. Did you watch the new Frankenstein?

884
00:48:49,600 --> 00:48:52,480
Speaker 3: No? Oh my goodness, I think you should.

885
00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:55,560
Speaker 8: I really, I'd love to get your take on it,

886
00:48:55,560 --> 00:48:57,680
Speaker 8: because I really, really really enjoyed it.

887
00:48:57,719 --> 00:49:01,120
Speaker 3: I really like everybody in it. I don't I don't

888
00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:03,840
Speaker 3: know who Jacob Alordie is. I know he's kind of

889
00:49:03,840 --> 00:49:05,680
Speaker 3: like a dude of the moment. I assume he's from

890
00:49:05,719 --> 00:49:08,879
Speaker 3: like one of those like he's like from a YA

891
00:49:09,040 --> 00:49:11,200
Speaker 3: show or something, right, I got them played that. The

892
00:49:11,280 --> 00:49:13,480
Speaker 3: dude that plays the monster, Well, he was in Saltburn,

893
00:49:13,960 --> 00:49:16,680
Speaker 3: the movie Saltburn. Okay, again, I know the name. I

894
00:49:16,719 --> 00:49:19,040
Speaker 3: know the show. I just no, that's not for me

895
00:49:19,080 --> 00:49:20,960
Speaker 3: as I watched that. Nope, I'm not a sixteen year

896
00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:23,520
Speaker 3: old girl show. But I know he's in that show.

897
00:49:23,600 --> 00:49:25,520
Speaker 3: But you, this is what I'm saying. I know the

898
00:49:25,600 --> 00:49:28,520
Speaker 3: name in the face. Have never seen him in anything. Yeah,

899
00:49:28,560 --> 00:49:31,719
Speaker 3: he's uh that I a wild pick. I mean good

900
00:49:31,719 --> 00:49:34,040
Speaker 3: for him, but you know, it was very, very good.

901
00:49:34,200 --> 00:49:39,520
Speaker 3: I thought it's Frankenstein. Correct. I watched it with Melissa

902
00:49:39,520 --> 00:49:42,120
Speaker 3: and my oldest Caitlin over the weekend. It was awesome.

903
00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:46,160
Speaker 3: I heard it's really long two and a half hours. Yeah,

904
00:49:46,320 --> 00:49:49,080
Speaker 3: not crazy, but I do like that Christoph Vaults. I

905
00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:52,719
Speaker 3: like him a lot. I think Oscar Isaac is great. Yeah.

906
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:55,120
Speaker 3: I don't know who else is in it. Me a

907
00:49:55,200 --> 00:49:59,239
Speaker 3: goth plays she's the female leader it. Yeah, yeah, she

908
00:49:59,320 --> 00:50:02,839
Speaker 3: plays Lady Elizabeth. Oh all right, oh maybe I will.

909
00:50:02,920 --> 00:50:04,719
Speaker 3: I loved it. If I have a spare two and

910
00:50:04,800 --> 00:50:09,480
Speaker 3: a half hours, Alan, screw that list of fun cities.

911
00:50:09,520 --> 00:50:12,320
Speaker 3: Cleveland has the one and only Captain Fun. Thank you

912
00:50:12,440 --> 00:50:18,320
Speaker 3: Rob your shirt that hm. I do what I can, Alan.

913
00:50:18,480 --> 00:50:21,400
Speaker 3: I once got a free lap dance from a stripper

914
00:50:21,880 --> 00:50:26,200
Speaker 3: because she liked my cologne. I wear Abercrombie Fierce. That's

915
00:50:26,200 --> 00:50:31,200
Speaker 3: like the second or third person to name drop Abercrombie Fierce. Really,

916
00:50:31,520 --> 00:50:33,440
Speaker 3: somebody else said it's about twenty years old now, and

917
00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:36,799
Speaker 3: I have never met a female who doesn't absolutely love

918
00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:40,359
Speaker 3: the Senate. It that's Maleman Kirk. So, ladies, if you're

919
00:50:40,400 --> 00:50:43,960
Speaker 3: out there, he wants to drop a letter in your mailbox.

920
00:50:46,040 --> 00:50:51,040
Speaker 3: Uh okay, Abercrombie Fierce never heard of it. But again,

921
00:50:51,200 --> 00:50:53,680
Speaker 3: I assume that that's the scent that you get when

922
00:50:53,719 --> 00:50:56,480
Speaker 3: you walk into one of their stores, if those are

923
00:50:56,520 --> 00:50:58,640
Speaker 3: still around, right, you're punched in the face with a

924
00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:01,600
Speaker 3: cloud of cologne. I wonder if that's what it is.

925
00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:06,600
Speaker 3: I don't know. I am However, the next time doctor

926
00:51:06,680 --> 00:51:09,239
Speaker 3: Ryan Bergland is in here for our segment called is

927
00:51:09,239 --> 00:51:12,280
Speaker 3: It Red, I am going to inquire about my brother

928
00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:14,880
Speaker 3: in law's thick scrote them. Yeah. I think it's a

929
00:51:14,920 --> 00:51:15,680
Speaker 3: logical question.

930
00:51:16,040 --> 00:51:16,279
Speaker 15: Hmm.

931
00:51:16,719 --> 00:51:18,759
Speaker 3: That's all I've been thinking about. I can't get past

932
00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:22,759
Speaker 3: my brother in law's thick scrotum's Yeah. I want to

933
00:51:22,840 --> 00:51:26,919
Speaker 3: shake the man, the hand of the man, shake hand

934
00:51:26,960 --> 00:51:30,840
Speaker 3: of the man. Al And I work in finance. I

935
00:51:30,920 --> 00:51:34,400
Speaker 3: look at a lot of banking transactions. Saw one today

936
00:51:35,680 --> 00:51:39,120
Speaker 3: from Monroe carry Out, and of course I did the

937
00:51:39,200 --> 00:51:40,440
Speaker 3: voice in my head right right.

938
00:51:42,480 --> 00:51:44,839
Speaker 22: I spent last year and only on New York twenty

939
00:51:44,880 --> 00:51:47,520
Speaker 22: three to twenty four at Wagner College, and then his

940
00:51:47,600 --> 00:51:52,279
Speaker 22: freshman at sophomore years at Monroe College. Have you ever

941
00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:54,880
Speaker 22: watched the show Ted Night on ABC Too Close for

942
00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:57,719
Speaker 22: Comfort am? And he would come into the room and

943
00:51:57,760 --> 00:51:59,360
Speaker 22: address of his daughters, and then the.

944
00:51:59,360 --> 00:52:06,200
Speaker 3: Guy Louida Monroe, everybody, my cousin's there at ESPN.

945
00:52:06,520 --> 00:52:07,080
Speaker 6: Thank you, Mike.

946
00:52:08,760 --> 00:52:12,200
Speaker 1: The Allen Carr Show on one hundred points of it.

947
00:52:15,080 --> 00:52:19,719
Speaker 23: You know, you think this guy's gonna do one thing, y,

948
00:52:19,880 --> 00:52:23,360
Speaker 23: he does another thing. Then a third thing happens, and

949
00:52:23,520 --> 00:52:26,800
Speaker 23: it's a bummer because you kind just want him to

950
00:52:26,880 --> 00:52:28,520
Speaker 23: keep doing that middle thing.

951
00:52:28,840 --> 00:52:30,319
Speaker 3: He's all very frustrating.

952
00:52:31,360 --> 00:52:33,840
Speaker 1: The Allen Cox Show WMMS.

953
00:52:41,680 --> 00:52:45,360
Speaker 8: Well, the Indiana Pacers came in handy for the Caves

954
00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:49,440
Speaker 8: to break their slide. The Caves had lost three in

955
00:52:49,480 --> 00:52:53,040
Speaker 8: a row, one thirty five to one nineteen last night.

956
00:52:53,160 --> 00:52:57,000
Speaker 8: Pacers aren't good, but you never know what'll happen on

957
00:52:57,080 --> 00:53:00,359
Speaker 8: a random Monday night. So the Calves go to thirteen nine.

958
00:53:01,040 --> 00:53:04,719
Speaker 3: Pacers remain at only four wins for the season, and

959
00:53:04,840 --> 00:53:07,959
Speaker 3: the Cavs are back here at home tomorrow night. Off Tonight,

960
00:53:08,040 --> 00:53:11,319
Speaker 3: they will host the Portland Trail Blazers Tomorrow night, seven

961
00:53:11,320 --> 00:53:15,680
Speaker 3: o'clock tip off, six point thirty pre game here on WMMS.

962
00:53:20,320 --> 00:53:24,880
Speaker 3: The they were talking about trading jareded Allen to the Pacers,

963
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:30,319
Speaker 3: right I saw that. Yeah, Yeah, well rumors rumors, yeah,

964
00:53:31,160 --> 00:53:35,919
Speaker 3: but people will right up rumored proposed trades and things

965
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:40,359
Speaker 3: like that that a guy from the Pacers would come

966
00:53:40,400 --> 00:53:45,279
Speaker 3: to the Cavaliers, a guy named Obi Toppin, and I

967
00:53:45,360 --> 00:53:48,120
Speaker 3: guess he was killing it early on, and then he

968
00:53:48,680 --> 00:53:50,880
Speaker 3: hurt himself early in the season. I mean, we're barely

969
00:53:50,960 --> 00:53:53,439
Speaker 3: into the season, so that would be like right away,

970
00:53:53,520 --> 00:53:58,200
Speaker 3: this got hurt. I got hurt anyway, and then Jarrett

971
00:53:58,200 --> 00:54:02,000
Speaker 3: Allen would be sent to the Indiana Pacers in this

972
00:54:02,320 --> 00:54:08,400
Speaker 3: theoretical proposed deal. And I'm listening in my car and

973
00:54:08,520 --> 00:54:12,360
Speaker 3: my phone heard you play the guy who crashed his

974
00:54:12,520 --> 00:54:15,799
Speaker 3: flying machine, and it called nine one one in my car,

975
00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:17,799
Speaker 3: and I had to explain to the nine one one

976
00:54:17,920 --> 00:54:21,480
Speaker 3: lady that I don't need nine to one one really

977
00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:24,520
Speaker 3: series always listening, Yeah, but for it to do that,

978
00:54:24,840 --> 00:54:29,239
Speaker 3: that seems a bit much. Yeah. There was a lady

979
00:54:29,280 --> 00:54:31,759
Speaker 3: in North Carolina. One of our bureau chiefs down there

980
00:54:31,800 --> 00:54:33,880
Speaker 3: in North Carolina sent me the story about the lady

981
00:54:34,160 --> 00:54:36,560
Speaker 3: who called nine to one one because she was driving

982
00:54:36,719 --> 00:54:42,080
Speaker 3: and an eagle dropped a cat through her windshield, so

983
00:54:42,400 --> 00:54:47,439
Speaker 3: you got well, just form that visual in your mind.

984
00:54:48,239 --> 00:54:53,200
Speaker 3: Right minutes prior a family loses their cat to an

985
00:54:53,280 --> 00:54:56,279
Speaker 3: eagle and then it loses the cat and falls through

986
00:54:56,280 --> 00:54:57,239
Speaker 3: the woman's windshield.

987
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:01,920
Speaker 2: Okay, you may not believe me, but I just kind

988
00:55:01,960 --> 00:55:04,960
Speaker 2: of botted eagle drop a cat through my windshield. It

989
00:55:05,080 --> 00:55:06,840
Speaker 2: absolutely shattered my windshield.

990
00:55:07,200 --> 00:55:08,640
Speaker 5: I do believe you, honestly.

991
00:55:09,560 --> 00:55:11,960
Speaker 3: Why would you make that up? I know, no, I

992
00:55:12,040 --> 00:55:15,680
Speaker 3: believe you. It's too stupid to make up. I like, man,

993
00:55:15,960 --> 00:55:17,280
Speaker 3: there's a pterodactyl.

994
00:55:17,400 --> 00:55:20,680
Speaker 8: It just dropped a rhinoceros through the back window of

995
00:55:20,880 --> 00:55:22,160
Speaker 8: my car, and I believe it.

996
00:55:23,800 --> 00:55:25,840
Speaker 3: It didn't really happen at Shunser may talk to you.

997
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:29,400
Speaker 3: This is I was just lonely.

998
00:55:29,520 --> 00:55:32,320
Speaker 8: You might not believe me, but man, this North Carolina,

999
00:55:32,400 --> 00:55:33,960
Speaker 8: we believe all kinds of weird stuff have hapen.

1000
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:35,680
Speaker 3: This ain't even the weirdest call I got this week.

1001
00:55:36,880 --> 00:55:39,640
Speaker 3: And bold eagle drop a cat through your windshield? Please

1002
00:55:39,840 --> 00:55:41,759
Speaker 3: tell me something that hadn't already happened this week.

1003
00:55:41,840 --> 00:55:44,920
Speaker 2: Take a number absolutely shattered my windshield.

1004
00:55:45,280 --> 00:55:46,720
Speaker 8: I do believe you, honestly.

1005
00:55:48,520 --> 00:55:50,600
Speaker 5: Oh my goodness, I've heard crazier.

1006
00:55:52,400 --> 00:55:53,080
Speaker 2: Well that's right.

1007
00:55:54,080 --> 00:55:58,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, another question, is the cat still alive?

1008
00:55:59,200 --> 00:56:01,759
Speaker 2: No, it is, but it's on the side of the road.

1009
00:56:02,719 --> 00:56:04,799
Speaker 5: Okay, I have to ask to make sure.

1010
00:56:05,400 --> 00:56:07,360
Speaker 3: I gotta anth to make sure that cat's all alive.

1011
00:56:07,840 --> 00:56:11,839
Speaker 13: If he isn't alive, if it is still alive, any

1012
00:56:11,920 --> 00:56:14,080
Speaker 13: chance you mind picking it up, putting it aside. I

1013
00:56:14,200 --> 00:56:17,360
Speaker 13: got thirteen friends at home that would just adore or

1014
00:56:17,440 --> 00:56:18,920
Speaker 13: another baby, brothers, sister.

1015
00:56:19,880 --> 00:56:21,839
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what though, that would be wild. I mean,

1016
00:56:21,920 --> 00:56:25,239
Speaker 3: fortunate for her. It dropped into the passenger side of

1017
00:56:25,719 --> 00:56:30,520
Speaker 3: the car. But still, Hey, you might not believe me, ma'am.

1018
00:56:32,160 --> 00:56:34,640
Speaker 3: You know nine one one operators these days are so

1019
00:56:34,960 --> 00:56:38,440
Speaker 3: happy to not be talking to somebody who's screaming because

1020
00:56:38,520 --> 00:56:43,600
Speaker 3: Wendy's didn't put cheese on their cheeseburger. That's what people

1021
00:56:43,600 --> 00:56:44,640
Speaker 3: are using nine you know.

1022
00:56:45,040 --> 00:56:47,400
Speaker 8: Up in Canada, I was watching a thing on the

1023
00:56:47,440 --> 00:56:49,520
Speaker 8: CBC a couple of weeks ago, and there was this

1024
00:56:49,680 --> 00:56:53,480
Speaker 8: guy who is was trying to explain to the public, Hey,

1025
00:56:54,960 --> 00:56:57,480
Speaker 8: we're going to be using AI a lot more in

1026
00:56:57,800 --> 00:57:01,680
Speaker 8: nine to one one emergency call situations, so that it

1027
00:57:01,800 --> 00:57:05,960
Speaker 8: can point people into the right place and so that

1028
00:57:08,040 --> 00:57:10,080
Speaker 8: we're not going to have our human nine to one

1029
00:57:10,239 --> 00:57:13,759
Speaker 8: one operators and dispatchers dealing with people who don't have

1030
00:57:13,880 --> 00:57:14,799
Speaker 8: real emergencies.

1031
00:57:15,800 --> 00:57:17,520
Speaker 3: You know, that to me is like an area of

1032
00:57:18,120 --> 00:57:20,800
Speaker 3: AI where you go, Yeah, that makes sense, Like that's

1033
00:57:20,840 --> 00:57:25,040
Speaker 3: a useful application of that. Right, So when people call

1034
00:57:25,280 --> 00:57:27,320
Speaker 3: and you get a human and you go, hey, I

1035
00:57:27,520 --> 00:57:29,800
Speaker 3: ordered eight nuggets and they only gave me seven, you're like,

1036
00:57:30,200 --> 00:57:32,560
Speaker 3: this is an emergency. Yeah, cool, thanks, Yeah, here's a

1037
00:57:32,600 --> 00:57:35,880
Speaker 3: new number to call, right, one eight hundred. Get a

1038
00:57:35,960 --> 00:57:37,920
Speaker 3: light Tell like, Canada is that different than us?

1039
00:57:38,040 --> 00:57:38,120
Speaker 24: Right?

1040
00:57:38,200 --> 00:57:40,600
Speaker 3: They got plenty of dummies up there too. Call a

1041
00:57:40,680 --> 00:57:42,760
Speaker 3: nine to one one. Boy. I wasn't a nine to

1042
00:57:42,760 --> 00:57:46,320
Speaker 3: one one situation, but I ordered some salads over the weekend, Rob,

1043
00:57:47,400 --> 00:57:50,600
Speaker 3: and I you know, I did my diligence. Sometimes I

1044
00:57:50,640 --> 00:57:52,760
Speaker 3: feel like Peshi and Lethal Weapon, where he's like the

1045
00:57:52,920 --> 00:57:55,720
Speaker 3: FI and the drive through, the FI and the drive through. Right, Yeah,

1046
00:57:56,960 --> 00:57:58,600
Speaker 3: I did. I guess what I could do. It's this

1047
00:57:58,720 --> 00:58:02,160
Speaker 3: place that I order from, a occasionally a Mediterranean place.

1048
00:58:02,240 --> 00:58:05,360
Speaker 3: The salads are dynamite, but they ain't cheap anymore.

1049
00:58:05,400 --> 00:58:05,600
Speaker 7: Boy.

1050
00:58:06,240 --> 00:58:08,480
Speaker 3: Anyway, I call and I order a few of them,

1051
00:58:08,880 --> 00:58:12,080
Speaker 3: and I check the ticket. It's already paid for, So

1052
00:58:12,160 --> 00:58:14,200
Speaker 3: I just go in pick it up, check the ticket,

1053
00:58:14,400 --> 00:58:18,080
Speaker 3: make sure everything is correct, get in the car, go home,

1054
00:58:18,960 --> 00:58:23,080
Speaker 3: and I open up the two chicken salads that had

1055
00:58:23,120 --> 00:58:24,760
Speaker 3: no chicken. Oh I love it.

1056
00:58:25,160 --> 00:58:29,439
Speaker 8: Yeah, so I again anytime I don't undo the bag,

1057
00:58:29,920 --> 00:58:31,920
Speaker 8: look in the thing, walk it back in.

1058
00:58:32,320 --> 00:58:34,880
Speaker 3: Did you have to go back? I didn't go back.

1059
00:58:35,040 --> 00:58:37,440
Speaker 3: I called them and I said, I need you to

1060
00:58:37,520 --> 00:58:43,000
Speaker 3: refund this whole thing because the chicken salads. And this

1061
00:58:43,160 --> 00:58:45,960
Speaker 3: wasn't like, you know, your chicken salad mixed like you're

1062
00:58:45,960 --> 00:58:50,240
Speaker 3: making a chicken salad, sandwich, Mediterranean salads with chicken. It's

1063
00:58:50,400 --> 00:58:53,720
Speaker 3: in the name Sun's Chicken. Well ironically, the third there

1064
00:58:53,760 --> 00:58:56,440
Speaker 3: were three salads. The one that I ordered was a

1065
00:58:56,600 --> 00:58:59,400
Speaker 3: salad that you had to add chicken too if you

1066
00:58:59,520 --> 00:59:02,040
Speaker 3: wanted it. That one they got. But the two that

1067
00:59:02,160 --> 00:59:08,960
Speaker 3: are fundamentally chicken salad, uh, didn't have any chicken. Oh,

1068
00:59:09,040 --> 00:59:12,040
Speaker 3: I see your chicken right here, sir. Sorry. Well, and

1069
00:59:12,120 --> 00:59:16,600
Speaker 3: I get this poor kid on the phone, okay, and

1070
00:59:16,680 --> 00:59:18,760
Speaker 3: then this chipper woman gets on and I tell her

1071
00:59:18,840 --> 00:59:20,600
Speaker 3: the exact same thing I told you. I'll tell you

1072
00:59:20,680 --> 00:59:28,760
Speaker 3: what I just told Hunter. There's no chicken. Oh, we

1073
00:59:28,880 --> 00:59:32,640
Speaker 3: are so sorry about that. Yeah, did we remember to

1074
00:59:32,720 --> 00:59:36,360
Speaker 3: include the tubuli. I don't know if what the bully

1075
00:59:37,200 --> 00:59:40,720
Speaker 3: but still said Mediterraneans firs. I know, well they've got

1076
00:59:40,760 --> 00:59:43,880
Speaker 3: a very broad menu. Rub ah. Yeah. So anyway, that

1077
00:59:44,040 --> 00:59:48,520
Speaker 3: lady a cat jump seemingly. I mean, imagine that immediate reaction.

1078
00:59:48,680 --> 00:59:51,120
Speaker 3: You don't know what happened yet the cat just comes

1079
00:59:51,160 --> 00:59:52,560
Speaker 3: through the windshill of your car.

1080
00:59:55,400 --> 00:59:56,000
Speaker 20: To get at.

1081
00:59:58,000 --> 01:00:02,280
Speaker 3: A dead bloody cat his through the windshield of your car.

1082
01:00:03,400 --> 01:00:05,800
Speaker 8: The woman laughing was a bit much too. The nine

1083
01:00:05,840 --> 01:00:08,400
Speaker 8: one one operator like she was a bit too cheery

1084
01:00:08,560 --> 01:00:10,720
Speaker 8: for the incident for someone who was panic stricken.

1085
01:00:11,360 --> 01:00:15,560
Speaker 3: Well, I'm freaked out. Yeah, but the lady didn't sound

1086
01:00:16,040 --> 01:00:19,240
Speaker 3: even the lady calling her, she could probably tell that

1087
01:00:19,320 --> 01:00:21,400
Speaker 3: the lady didn't sound she didn't sound like the flying

1088
01:00:21,480 --> 01:00:23,320
Speaker 3: machine gun. No, but she could tell she was still

1089
01:00:23,920 --> 01:00:25,920
Speaker 3: like she was. Just had a cat fly through a

1090
01:00:25,960 --> 01:00:29,160
Speaker 3: windshield at high speed. I mean that's enough to one.

1091
01:00:29,360 --> 01:00:31,360
Speaker 2: Okay, you may not believe me, but I just kind

1092
01:00:31,360 --> 01:00:34,280
Speaker 2: of bottle eagle drop a cat through my windshield and

1093
01:00:34,360 --> 01:00:36,280
Speaker 2: it absolutely shattered my windshield.

1094
01:00:36,640 --> 01:00:41,960
Speaker 5: I do believe you, honestly. Oh my goodness, I've heard crazier.

1095
01:00:42,320 --> 01:00:46,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, she does laugh does a bit much shaky. Well,

1096
01:00:46,360 --> 01:00:49,520
Speaker 3: you know, at least it didn't happen to me. I'm

1097
01:00:49,520 --> 01:00:53,120
Speaker 3: gonna send somebody out there for you. Well, there's so

1098
01:00:53,280 --> 01:00:56,000
Speaker 3: folks he down there in the Carolinas, rob Maybe that's

1099
01:00:56,080 --> 01:00:58,960
Speaker 3: just how they do things down there. Stop laughing at me, Marianne.

1100
01:00:59,160 --> 01:01:02,120
Speaker 8: Last week my brother got killed by truck and cut

1101
01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:04,120
Speaker 8: him in two. So I've heard weirder.

1102
01:01:05,160 --> 01:01:07,760
Speaker 3: Well, the interesting part of that whole thing was there

1103
01:01:07,960 --> 01:01:09,120
Speaker 3: was a cat there too.

1104
01:01:09,680 --> 01:01:14,200
Speaker 8: Remember the guy that got splattered in RoboCop.

1105
01:01:15,840 --> 01:01:17,520
Speaker 3: After the acid.

1106
01:01:17,040 --> 01:01:18,960
Speaker 8: Fell on him and he stood up and the car

1107
01:01:19,160 --> 01:01:21,400
Speaker 8: ran him over and he was just a mutant and

1108
01:01:21,520 --> 01:01:24,840
Speaker 8: it splattered like a watermelon on the That's what has

1109
01:01:24,880 --> 01:01:30,640
Speaker 8: exploded that guy, remember him? He sploded all over the lame.

1110
01:01:34,120 --> 01:01:37,480
Speaker 8: Hey Bob, Yes, how are you?

1111
01:01:37,600 --> 01:01:37,840
Speaker 3: Bob?

1112
01:01:38,960 --> 01:01:39,400
Speaker 20: All right?

1113
01:01:39,480 --> 01:01:40,040
Speaker 17: How you doing?

1114
01:01:40,320 --> 01:01:40,680
Speaker 3: Hanging in?

1115
01:01:41,920 --> 01:01:44,200
Speaker 1: I called bearing breaking news for you?

1116
01:01:45,400 --> 01:01:48,040
Speaker 3: Wows? I do like breaking Newton. Now are you sure

1117
01:01:48,080 --> 01:01:50,280
Speaker 3: that this is news that's going to be broken here.

1118
01:01:53,800 --> 01:01:54,080
Speaker 15: For you?

1119
01:01:54,480 --> 01:01:54,680
Speaker 21: Yeah?

1120
01:01:54,760 --> 01:01:58,440
Speaker 1: Okay, will probably know what I'm talking about. There's a

1121
01:01:58,560 --> 01:01:59,880
Speaker 1: store on Route eighteen.

1122
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:01,440
Speaker 3: I'm a Dina called Buellers.

1123
01:02:01,920 --> 01:02:06,240
Speaker 7: Yeah, they carry lou Malnoddy's pizza.

1124
01:02:07,360 --> 01:02:11,040
Speaker 3: Oh wow, Yeah, not breaking news. I don't think that.

1125
01:02:11,160 --> 01:02:12,440
Speaker 3: I will absolutely pick.

1126
01:02:13,400 --> 01:02:16,120
Speaker 1: Every time he talks, well, every time Alan talks about it.

1127
01:02:16,200 --> 01:02:18,840
Speaker 24: He gets it from Chicago and pays like baby Bucks.

1128
01:02:19,080 --> 01:02:21,479
Speaker 3: No I haven't. Heinens has been carrying it for about

1129
01:02:21,480 --> 01:02:25,160
Speaker 3: a year and a half, so I get it from Heinens. Listen,

1130
01:02:25,240 --> 01:02:27,240
Speaker 3: you got a life, You got a life to lead, Bob,

1131
01:02:27,320 --> 01:02:28,680
Speaker 3: you can't listen every single second.

1132
01:02:28,720 --> 01:02:30,840
Speaker 8: I appreciate the update. That's where I do my shop,

1133
01:02:30,880 --> 01:02:35,640
Speaker 8: and I'll pick one up. Where's that Bullers route eighteen

1134
01:02:35,800 --> 01:02:39,000
Speaker 8: o cowh God for you? Still so hard for me

1135
01:02:39,080 --> 01:02:41,400
Speaker 8: to say route and not root root? I say root

1136
01:02:41,520 --> 01:02:45,960
Speaker 8: do you yeah? Like the Gary friend sliptnot hey listen?

1137
01:02:46,240 --> 01:02:46,840
Speaker 10: Uh no?

1138
01:02:47,080 --> 01:02:50,320
Speaker 3: They The manager at the Heinens down here one or

1139
01:02:50,360 --> 01:02:53,720
Speaker 3: two years ago was kind enough to drop off some

1140
01:02:54,720 --> 01:02:57,400
Speaker 3: lou Mal Noddies frozen pizzas for me with a post it,

1141
01:02:57,440 --> 01:02:59,880
Speaker 3: and it was like, stop paying thirty dollars a pie

1142
01:03:00,360 --> 01:03:02,880
Speaker 3: because I would. I'd have them frozen and shipped from Chicago.

1143
01:03:03,040 --> 01:03:05,360
Speaker 3: And then do they taste the same? Though? I think

1144
01:03:05,400 --> 01:03:07,840
Speaker 3: they taste great? Really? Yeah. Again, I'm not a big

1145
01:03:07,960 --> 01:03:11,360
Speaker 3: deep dish guy, but the frozen version isn't like the

1146
01:03:11,560 --> 01:03:16,160
Speaker 3: full deep dish door stop of cheese. They're a little thinner.

1147
01:03:16,400 --> 01:03:19,520
Speaker 8: See my favorite. If I don't eat pizza often obviously,

1148
01:03:19,640 --> 01:03:21,880
Speaker 8: but when I do, if I can get them. The

1149
01:03:22,160 --> 01:03:27,880
Speaker 8: Walmart in Wadsworth carries Cape Cod pizzas. They're frozen, small

1150
01:03:28,200 --> 01:03:31,400
Speaker 8: round pizzas from a pizzeria that I've been to numerous

1151
01:03:31,480 --> 01:03:32,880
Speaker 8: times out on Cape Cod.

1152
01:03:34,240 --> 01:03:37,480
Speaker 3: And those like if you're gonna eat that's not Connecticut style,

1153
01:03:37,640 --> 01:03:40,880
Speaker 3: is it. No, it's just like a New Haven or yes,

1154
01:03:41,080 --> 01:03:44,800
Speaker 3: sort of more pub style. It's a little round, small

1155
01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:49,320
Speaker 3: disc pizzas. Yeah, they're delicious. Listen, it's a golden age

1156
01:03:49,520 --> 01:03:52,680
Speaker 3: for people who give a fat frog's ass about Chicago

1157
01:03:52,880 --> 01:03:55,480
Speaker 3: pizza because there are a lot of companies that are

1158
01:03:55,640 --> 01:03:59,920
Speaker 3: selling frozen Nick and Tony's and Connies with Connie's pizza.

1159
01:04:00,120 --> 01:04:03,520
Speaker 3: What you get at at like sports arenas in Chicago,

1160
01:04:03,520 --> 01:04:06,680
Speaker 3: everybody sells Connie's pizza. They have him now, like local

1161
01:04:06,920 --> 01:04:10,160
Speaker 3: grocery store sell them in the frozen. So it's it's

1162
01:04:10,160 --> 01:04:14,880
Speaker 3: an embarrassment of riches as it were, Hey.

1163
01:04:14,840 --> 01:04:20,959
Speaker 4: Don, hello there, Hi Don, what's going?

1164
01:04:21,200 --> 01:04:26,600
Speaker 3: What's up? I have a problem with this eagle thing.

1165
01:04:27,160 --> 01:04:27,640
Speaker 3: I live.

1166
01:04:29,600 --> 01:04:32,200
Speaker 4: Right on the Canadian border and I've seen more eagles

1167
01:04:32,200 --> 01:04:38,480
Speaker 4: than most people ever would, Okay, And I know once

1168
01:04:38,560 --> 01:04:41,480
Speaker 4: they latch onto something and carry it, they can't let

1169
01:04:41,560 --> 01:04:44,200
Speaker 4: it go till they land. They can't unquench it.

1170
01:04:45,080 --> 01:04:48,400
Speaker 3: I have to think Don, that this woman probably had

1171
01:04:48,520 --> 01:04:52,120
Speaker 3: no she probably just pulled bald eagle out of her ass.

1172
01:04:52,200 --> 01:04:54,080
Speaker 3: She's like, all I know is a cat fell through,

1173
01:04:54,240 --> 01:04:56,960
Speaker 3: and clearly that happened because a bird was carrying it.

1174
01:04:57,520 --> 01:04:59,960
Speaker 3: So she probably didn't, you know, in that immediate after

1175
01:05:00,400 --> 01:05:02,200
Speaker 3: I doubt she looked out and saw a bald eagle.

1176
01:05:02,280 --> 01:05:05,320
Speaker 3: Could have been a hawk. A hawk, yeah, a hawk.

1177
01:05:05,880 --> 01:05:09,000
Speaker 3: They did they show a picture or anything? No, no, no,

1178
01:05:09,240 --> 01:05:11,080
Speaker 3: she was just saying, a bald eagle.

1179
01:05:11,160 --> 01:05:11,320
Speaker 17: Yeah.

1180
01:05:11,520 --> 01:05:14,040
Speaker 3: One of our one of our people in North Carolina

1181
01:05:14,160 --> 01:05:15,880
Speaker 3: sent me the story and it was just a nine

1182
01:05:15,880 --> 01:05:18,960
Speaker 3: to one one call. So she I mean again, bald

1183
01:05:19,120 --> 01:05:23,320
Speaker 3: eagle is a strange thing to just pull out automatically.

1184
01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:27,560
Speaker 3: But yeah, where I'm sorry, Don, you said where on

1185
01:05:27,640 --> 01:05:28,959
Speaker 3: the Canadian border you were living.

1186
01:05:30,080 --> 01:05:35,200
Speaker 25: It's called Grand Murray, Okay, And uh, it's only got

1187
01:05:35,280 --> 01:05:38,880
Speaker 25: thirteen hundred people in it, A bit cool little town

1188
01:05:38,960 --> 01:05:40,080
Speaker 25: that's busy all summer.

1189
01:05:40,160 --> 01:05:47,640
Speaker 3: And this is this is in Minnesota. Yeah, yeah, okay, gotcha.

1190
01:05:47,960 --> 01:05:52,280
Speaker 3: My my ex, my ex sister in law is from Duluth,

1191
01:05:52,920 --> 01:05:55,680
Speaker 3: so I've I don't know, I've heard of some of that.

1192
01:05:55,920 --> 01:06:01,440
Speaker 3: You're like near thunder Bay. Yeah, quite a bit, alfa there, Yeah, okay,

1193
01:06:01,800 --> 01:06:06,400
Speaker 3: all right, good Rob. Don is on record as being

1194
01:06:07,320 --> 01:06:10,520
Speaker 3: a skeptical of this whole bald eagle situation. It would

1195
01:06:10,560 --> 01:06:13,240
Speaker 3: never drop a cat, Don, Had you ever seen an

1196
01:06:13,280 --> 01:06:15,720
Speaker 3: eagle actually grab a smaller animal and take off with it?

1197
01:06:16,840 --> 01:06:16,960
Speaker 14: Oh?

1198
01:06:17,080 --> 01:06:22,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's I say. I've never seen an eagle

1199
01:06:22,160 --> 01:06:24,080
Speaker 4: drop something that I've already latched down to.

1200
01:06:24,320 --> 01:06:27,000
Speaker 8: Yeah right, okay, all right, thank you, Don, I appreciate it.

1201
01:06:27,800 --> 01:06:30,880
Speaker 8: Don humble bragtice there a little bit. I'm the more

1202
01:06:31,040 --> 01:06:32,680
Speaker 8: eagles than anybody.

1203
01:06:32,800 --> 01:06:33,080
Speaker 16: You know.

1204
01:06:34,640 --> 01:06:38,200
Speaker 3: Well, there's two things there. A don't know, Don b

1205
01:06:38,640 --> 01:06:40,600
Speaker 3: I fully believe him, without question.

1206
01:06:40,840 --> 01:06:41,040
Speaker 17: I do.

1207
01:06:41,440 --> 01:06:43,960
Speaker 3: I could count on one hand the eagles I saw.

1208
01:06:45,320 --> 01:06:49,120
Speaker 3: Although I did meet Don Felder one time, Rob, ironically

1209
01:06:49,240 --> 01:06:51,040
Speaker 3: enough ala cock show on social media.

1210
01:06:51,320 --> 01:06:54,720
Speaker 8: The one eagle I've met, Don Felder, h huh yeah,

1211
01:06:55,160 --> 01:06:56,400
Speaker 8: never met the others, all right?

1212
01:06:56,440 --> 01:06:58,880
Speaker 3: I met Joe Walsh. Oh gee, sound that's the one,

1213
01:06:59,040 --> 01:07:02,480
Speaker 3: Don Felder. Joe Wash the one you want to meet Helly.

1214
01:07:02,720 --> 01:07:05,640
Speaker 3: Maybe Glenn Frye was the one I wanted to meet.

1215
01:07:05,800 --> 01:07:08,240
Speaker 3: Really yeah, from the wash it came up with I

1216
01:07:08,320 --> 01:07:11,880
Speaker 3: love all those guys. Half of the trip I made

1217
01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:13,680
Speaker 3: back after I went to see my daughter in the

1218
01:07:13,720 --> 01:07:16,680
Speaker 3: Grapes of Wrath at Michigan State. I was listening to

1219
01:07:16,840 --> 01:07:20,240
Speaker 3: Eagles the entire way back. I just got into a

1220
01:07:20,320 --> 01:07:22,040
Speaker 3: thing with Eagles. I don't know, I did you know?

1221
01:07:23,720 --> 01:07:29,240
Speaker 3: I'm no Jeff Lebowski in that regard a Mike Yo,

1222
01:07:29,680 --> 01:07:33,280
Speaker 3: what Mike hey? Hey, just uh.

1223
01:07:34,880 --> 01:07:38,280
Speaker 15: Just wanted to point out the fact that Alan's talking

1224
01:07:38,360 --> 01:07:44,320
Speaker 15: about his chicken salad. Yes, sir, with no with no chicken. Yes,

1225
01:07:45,600 --> 01:07:50,280
Speaker 15: my mother used to make city chicken all the time, Okay.

1226
01:07:51,720 --> 01:07:52,720
Speaker 15: And it wasn't chicken.

1227
01:07:52,840 --> 01:07:59,880
Speaker 3: It was pork. Yeah, and it wasn't chicken. Well, no,

1228
01:08:00,680 --> 01:08:04,600
Speaker 3: you always get what you want. Well, this was a chicken.

1229
01:08:04,720 --> 01:08:07,560
Speaker 3: It wasn't a city chicken salad. Mike, I take your point,

1230
01:08:07,640 --> 01:08:09,880
Speaker 3: But what your your mother grew up in the depression,

1231
01:08:09,920 --> 01:08:14,840
Speaker 3: I assume, Yes, yeah, city chicken was whatever was running around.

1232
01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:19,280
Speaker 3: Oh okay, yeah, okay, So she got you the skewers

1233
01:08:19,360 --> 01:08:21,920
Speaker 3: and them, yeah, correct.

1234
01:08:21,680 --> 01:08:24,000
Speaker 15: And we cooked them all and she cooked them all

1235
01:08:24,080 --> 01:08:26,120
Speaker 15: and yeah, but it was kind of funny because I

1236
01:08:26,160 --> 01:08:28,680
Speaker 15: still can't believe people do not understand the fact that

1237
01:08:28,800 --> 01:08:30,840
Speaker 15: city Chicken is not chicken.

1238
01:08:31,040 --> 01:08:34,120
Speaker 3: Well, yes, but okay, right, yes, right, thank you Mike.

1239
01:08:34,360 --> 01:08:37,320
Speaker 3: Right third time, definitely got that point.

1240
01:08:37,600 --> 01:08:40,439
Speaker 8: City Chicken is like kind of a you know, it's

1241
01:08:40,479 --> 01:08:43,439
Speaker 8: a it's a little fun thing, like, oh, hey, we

1242
01:08:43,520 --> 01:08:45,639
Speaker 8: grew up in the you know. But if a thing says, hey,

1243
01:08:45,720 --> 01:08:48,080
Speaker 8: it's a chicken salad, it didn't say city Chicken.

1244
01:08:48,280 --> 01:08:48,720
Speaker 3: Well didn't you.

1245
01:08:48,840 --> 01:08:51,679
Speaker 8: By the way, it didn't have just for his edification,

1246
01:08:51,960 --> 01:08:55,639
Speaker 8: it didn't have any meat on it. If they had said, oh, Sody,

1247
01:08:55,720 --> 01:08:56,639
Speaker 8: it's Cydney Chicken.

1248
01:08:56,720 --> 01:08:59,120
Speaker 3: It's real, I would have been like, oh, I misread,

1249
01:08:59,360 --> 01:09:02,639
Speaker 3: even though I've ordered from you numerous times before, one

1250
01:09:02,840 --> 01:09:05,559
Speaker 3: like that, Well, didn't you learn about city Chicken from

1251
01:09:06,120 --> 01:09:11,679
Speaker 3: Sean Connery, Alan, Shitty chicken is the most delicious chicken.

1252
01:09:12,280 --> 01:09:15,080
Speaker 3: Sometimes you have to slap a chicken across the face.

1253
01:09:15,920 --> 01:09:20,040
Speaker 3: Shitty chicken. It's an acquired taste. It's not the shame

1254
01:09:20,120 --> 01:09:22,880
Speaker 3: thing you'd think. You see, it's not chicken at all.

1255
01:09:23,400 --> 01:09:27,799
Speaker 3: It's Parkerville little cubes on skewers they call it shitty

1256
01:09:27,880 --> 01:09:30,439
Speaker 3: Chicken as a joke. As a joke. It's a joke.

1257
01:09:30,520 --> 01:09:35,240
Speaker 3: You see, my grandmother grew up in a depression. We've

1258
01:09:35,280 --> 01:09:39,120
Speaker 3: got some Brian. Yes, yeah, now you'll probably know this.

1259
01:09:39,240 --> 01:09:41,760
Speaker 3: This is going way back. I only know this because

1260
01:09:41,760 --> 01:09:45,120
Speaker 3: it was one of my mom and dad's favorite bands.

1261
01:09:45,200 --> 01:09:47,360
Speaker 3: And my dad was not a guy who had favorite bands,

1262
01:09:47,560 --> 01:09:49,680
Speaker 3: so I have to infer that. He said he liked

1263
01:09:49,680 --> 01:09:54,559
Speaker 3: them because my mom liked them. City Chicken, by the way,

1264
01:09:54,800 --> 01:09:58,559
Speaker 3: in his defense, that is very much like a regional thing.

1265
01:09:58,680 --> 01:10:04,240
Speaker 3: That is a Cleveland Witsburgh type thing. Eerie, Pa, here's

1266
01:10:04,240 --> 01:10:07,080
Speaker 3: some Brian. He's going way back. I'm talking late sixties.

1267
01:10:07,560 --> 01:10:09,680
Speaker 26: There's just no guinea.

1268
01:10:10,120 --> 01:10:15,440
Speaker 6: Over you o my mad oh the pot.

1269
01:10:17,080 --> 01:10:19,600
Speaker 23: Just no giddy o.

1270
01:10:21,720 --> 01:10:25,000
Speaker 3: Bells. You stump me? Okay. Do you remember a band

1271
01:10:25,040 --> 01:10:27,920
Speaker 3: called Gary Pucket and the Union Gap.

1272
01:10:28,200 --> 01:10:28,400
Speaker 1: I do.

1273
01:10:29,600 --> 01:10:33,240
Speaker 3: Jess has never heard of this before. No, inform me

1274
01:10:33,840 --> 01:10:36,880
Speaker 3: Gary Pucket in the Union Gap. This guy is still alive.

1275
01:10:36,880 --> 01:10:39,559
Speaker 3: He's eighty three. He probably tore solo band, but they

1276
01:10:39,600 --> 01:10:41,559
Speaker 3: had a bunch of hits in the late sixties.

1277
01:10:42,520 --> 01:10:45,040
Speaker 8: Young Girl. It was all about young girls, get out of,

1278
01:10:45,360 --> 01:10:48,799
Speaker 8: Get out of. They had a song called Lady will Power.

1279
01:10:50,040 --> 01:10:52,120
Speaker 8: You can figure out what that's about. He's like, oh

1280
01:10:52,160 --> 01:10:53,600
Speaker 8: you never heard about the Birds and the Bees. I

1281
01:10:53,640 --> 01:10:56,080
Speaker 8: would love to show you. I mean so much willpower.

1282
01:10:57,000 --> 01:11:00,439
Speaker 8: Oh my god, Oh yeah, this girl is gid. Yes,

1283
01:11:00,640 --> 01:11:06,360
Speaker 8: this girl is a woman. Now, Brian whipped out over You.

1284
01:11:06,520 --> 01:11:08,000
Speaker 8: The song I think the song is called over You.

1285
01:11:08,160 --> 01:11:10,040
Speaker 8: By the way, this guy's hooked. The reason was called

1286
01:11:10,280 --> 01:11:13,400
Speaker 8: He grew up near a town called Union Gap. But

1287
01:11:13,520 --> 01:11:15,799
Speaker 8: when they got signed to a record label late sixties,

1288
01:11:16,040 --> 01:11:20,760
Speaker 8: him and a bunch of other guys, the affectation was

1289
01:11:21,360 --> 01:11:24,519
Speaker 8: they dressed like Union soldiers. I don't know why, but

1290
01:11:24,560 --> 01:11:27,400
Speaker 8: they were on like the Ed Sullivan Show. They sold

1291
01:11:27,800 --> 01:11:30,919
Speaker 8: more records than any other band in the late sixties.

1292
01:11:31,360 --> 01:11:35,280
Speaker 8: Gary Pucket in the Union Gap were selling millions of records.

1293
01:11:35,360 --> 01:11:36,760
Speaker 8: My parents love these guys.

1294
01:11:37,560 --> 01:11:44,120
Speaker 26: There's just no guineas over you, my mod all.

1295
01:11:44,360 --> 01:11:50,120
Speaker 27: This just no guinny over.

1296
01:11:53,000 --> 01:11:56,559
Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean he's had right, he's having his way

1297
01:11:56,720 --> 01:12:00,080
Speaker 3: with Gary Puckett and the Union Gap. But that's the

1298
01:12:00,120 --> 01:12:03,240
Speaker 3: one that Brian pulled out is called over You. I

1299
01:12:03,280 --> 01:12:08,200
Speaker 3: would have thought more Lady willpower from Brian, Lady willpower

1300
01:12:09,360 --> 01:12:14,679
Speaker 3: and something else. It's no, no, right, it's now or never.

1301
01:12:14,880 --> 01:12:20,559
Speaker 3: Imagine that, lady, try whipping lady willpower on a young lady. Now, yeah,

1302
01:12:20,720 --> 01:12:24,320
Speaker 3: it's now or never. Hey, did you learn about the

1303
01:12:24,400 --> 01:12:27,360
Speaker 3: birds and the bees? Because I would love to tell her.

1304
01:12:28,680 --> 01:12:30,599
Speaker 3: Tell you of the facts of life.

1305
01:12:30,800 --> 01:12:32,040
Speaker 8: The fact life.

1306
01:12:34,560 --> 01:12:39,280
Speaker 3: Well, there's so much you have to and I gladly

1307
01:12:39,520 --> 01:12:45,160
Speaker 3: teach you. Let's take it creepier, ladly teach you.

1308
01:12:49,040 --> 01:12:53,360
Speaker 8: Mean? Dude had a great voice, right, good voice, heavy

1309
01:12:53,439 --> 01:13:03,000
Speaker 8: tambourine in the late sixties. No oh god, this I

1310
01:13:03,120 --> 01:13:04,559
Speaker 8: feel like I'm five years old.

1311
01:13:04,600 --> 01:13:04,760
Speaker 6: Man.

1312
01:13:04,840 --> 01:13:07,960
Speaker 3: My mom was playing Gary Puckett in The Union Gap

1313
01:13:08,080 --> 01:13:12,520
Speaker 3: non stop boy, the facts of life? How about that? Missus?

1314
01:13:12,800 --> 01:13:17,240
Speaker 3: Garrett stuck a carrot in her butt and that's wow.

1315
01:13:17,360 --> 01:13:21,880
Speaker 3: Who here's so rid? Keep singing? He's all the facts

1316
01:13:21,920 --> 01:13:24,840
Speaker 3: of life. That's a Sean Hayes deep diving for you.

1317
01:13:26,360 --> 01:13:33,040
Speaker 1: The Allen Corr Show on one hundred seven called the

1318
01:13:33,160 --> 01:13:34,040
Speaker 1: Allan Cox Show.

1319
01:13:34,240 --> 01:13:36,600
Speaker 3: It's for living out radio workplace fantasies.

1320
01:13:36,680 --> 01:13:38,080
Speaker 5: And if I have to explain that to you, it's

1321
01:13:38,120 --> 01:13:39,040
Speaker 5: clear you don't deserve it.

1322
01:13:39,400 --> 01:13:42,040
Speaker 17: Two six seven eight one double oh seven or one

1323
01:13:42,600 --> 01:13:44,120
Speaker 17: three four eight one double oh seven.

1324
01:13:50,760 --> 01:13:55,080
Speaker 8: Rob the Little Joe Walsh from to Eagles in City, well,

1325
01:13:55,200 --> 01:13:57,240
Speaker 8: Humber Points, Summit family or a ba.

1326
01:13:58,960 --> 01:14:07,640
Speaker 3: Well don This is a Joe Walsh song that he

1327
01:14:07,720 --> 01:14:11,320
Speaker 3: gave to the Eagles. Remember this was in the movie

1328
01:14:11,360 --> 01:14:12,000
Speaker 3: The Warriors.

1329
01:14:13,240 --> 01:14:16,400
Speaker 8: Joe Walsh did in the City for the Warriors and

1330
01:14:16,520 --> 01:14:18,719
Speaker 8: then the Eagles who were having a hard time.

1331
01:14:18,920 --> 01:14:23,880
Speaker 3: I think with the Long Run, and he's like, I

1332
01:14:23,960 --> 01:14:27,840
Speaker 3: got this song. And that was the first one with

1333
01:14:27,920 --> 01:14:30,840
Speaker 3: Timothy B. Schmidt was the Long Run. Imagine that I've

1334
01:14:30,920 --> 01:14:33,320
Speaker 3: got this song. Yeah, just sitting here.

1335
01:14:33,479 --> 01:14:34,800
Speaker 8: I mean, if you guess you guys can give it

1336
01:14:34,800 --> 01:14:37,439
Speaker 8: a shot if you want in the city, just sitting

1337
01:14:37,439 --> 01:14:38,000
Speaker 8: in your pocket.

1338
01:14:38,160 --> 01:14:38,400
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1339
01:14:39,200 --> 01:14:42,639
Speaker 8: And they were whether or not you like the Eagles, Eagles, sorry,

1340
01:14:43,400 --> 01:14:45,240
Speaker 8: whether or not you like Eagles. Those guys were so

1341
01:14:45,680 --> 01:14:49,920
Speaker 8: every single one of them so goddamn talented. They were

1342
01:14:49,960 --> 01:14:52,799
Speaker 8: all writing songs, they were all performing songs.

1343
01:14:53,400 --> 01:14:53,560
Speaker 15: You know.

1344
01:14:53,640 --> 01:14:57,639
Speaker 3: They brought Timothy B. Schmidt in, who had replaced Randy Meisner.

1345
01:14:57,760 --> 01:15:03,200
Speaker 3: Randy Meisner sang PRIs icily one song. Randy Meisner sang

1346
01:15:03,320 --> 01:15:06,040
Speaker 3: take it to the limit. Did he really? Yeah, the

1347
01:15:06,120 --> 01:15:08,400
Speaker 3: whole thing, Randy Meisner saying take it to It's the

1348
01:15:08,439 --> 01:15:11,560
Speaker 3: only Eagle song Randy Meiser sang, Let's take it to

1349
01:15:11,600 --> 01:15:17,160
Speaker 3: the limit. Great song. Timothy be Schmidt comes in with

1350
01:15:17,320 --> 01:15:21,000
Speaker 3: I Can't Tell You Why, which was a massive hit

1351
01:15:21,160 --> 01:15:26,280
Speaker 3: from the Long Run. But all these guys just had

1352
01:15:26,320 --> 01:15:28,880
Speaker 3: great voices, so you could go to any one of them.

1353
01:15:30,680 --> 01:15:33,519
Speaker 3: Now they have Vince Gil, they have Glenn Fry's kid.

1354
01:15:34,760 --> 01:15:37,240
Speaker 3: The band never knew this wasn't one of the Yeah,

1355
01:15:37,320 --> 01:15:40,920
Speaker 3: Randy Meiser, Henry or something. This is the last Felder

1356
01:15:40,960 --> 01:15:45,120
Speaker 3: album too, because they fired him. I think Long Run

1357
01:15:45,240 --> 01:15:47,960
Speaker 3: was the last album they did. I don't think they

1358
01:15:48,000 --> 01:15:49,320
Speaker 3: knew it at the time, but they were like, we

1359
01:15:49,400 --> 01:15:50,719
Speaker 3: got to get the hell out of here and away

1360
01:15:50,760 --> 01:15:56,479
Speaker 3: from each other, and you know, but great, yeah, and

1361
01:15:57,000 --> 01:16:01,360
Speaker 3: very kind of unrepresentative of what were really doing because

1362
01:16:01,560 --> 01:16:05,120
Speaker 3: the tempo of this song, it's essentially a waltz and

1363
01:16:05,439 --> 01:16:08,320
Speaker 3: so the time signature on it. Randy Meisner brings it

1364
01:16:08,400 --> 01:16:11,519
Speaker 3: to them and they go, this isn't really kind of

1365
01:16:11,920 --> 01:16:13,000
Speaker 3: the vibe that we're doing.

1366
01:16:13,360 --> 01:16:16,120
Speaker 8: But they did it because it was pretty collaborative. Though

1367
01:16:16,160 --> 01:16:20,120
Speaker 8: those guys butted heads. It worked, yeah, and then Timothy B.

1368
01:16:20,280 --> 01:16:24,400
Speaker 8: Schmidt came in to replace Randy Meisner, but they had

1369
01:16:24,439 --> 01:16:28,679
Speaker 8: a bunch of hits off this record, you know, take

1370
01:16:28,760 --> 01:16:40,240
Speaker 8: it to the limit one more time, right, Jess, is

1371
01:16:40,240 --> 01:16:41,320
Speaker 8: any of that old stuff scratch you?

1372
01:16:41,400 --> 01:16:43,920
Speaker 3: This is probably stuff your parents were listening to this. Yeah,

1373
01:16:44,000 --> 01:16:49,000
Speaker 3: Eagles love them. Don Henley, Don Henley, who's a real

1374
01:16:49,160 --> 01:16:51,920
Speaker 3: That guy's a real firecracker boy. He's a guy who

1375
01:16:52,000 --> 01:16:54,840
Speaker 3: got to be kind of a crusty old git. But

1376
01:16:54,960 --> 01:16:56,439
Speaker 3: he's from Texas, you know what I mean, Like you

1377
01:16:56,520 --> 01:16:58,400
Speaker 3: carry that with you all the time. But just the

1378
01:16:58,439 --> 01:17:01,400
Speaker 3: stuff that he had, gle and Fry did Man and

1379
01:17:01,600 --> 01:17:03,040
Speaker 3: Joe Walsh, all those guys.

1380
01:17:04,640 --> 01:17:09,160
Speaker 5: Residency in Vegas right now. Probably I think it was

1381
01:17:09,240 --> 01:17:12,639
Speaker 5: Joe Walsh or someone. Oh my god, he sounded bad.

1382
01:17:14,160 --> 01:17:15,560
Speaker 5: I think it was. I don't want to say it

1383
01:17:15,680 --> 01:17:17,600
Speaker 5: was him, but it was one of them, and he

1384
01:17:17,760 --> 01:17:19,880
Speaker 5: was really pushing the vocals and it was not good.

1385
01:17:20,200 --> 01:17:25,559
Speaker 3: Eagles doing Yeah at the Sphere. God, I would love

1386
01:17:25,600 --> 01:17:26,559
Speaker 3: to go to that me too.

1387
01:17:26,600 --> 01:17:26,760
Speaker 17: Man.

1388
01:17:26,880 --> 01:17:34,320
Speaker 3: They're doing end of January, end of February, end of March,

1389
01:17:34,640 --> 01:17:39,640
Speaker 3: basically the last three days of the months there. I

1390
01:17:39,760 --> 01:17:42,080
Speaker 3: love to go to that. Let's grab some tickets. Eagles

1391
01:17:42,200 --> 01:17:45,519
Speaker 3: at Venetian. I wonder if iHeartMedia could hit us up.

1392
01:17:45,600 --> 01:17:47,880
Speaker 8: Oh, totally take care of us. They'd sponsor us there,

1393
01:17:48,840 --> 01:17:52,120
Speaker 8: broadcast from there. They take simple I'll make a call,

1394
01:17:55,840 --> 01:17:57,920
Speaker 8: say what road trip?

1395
01:17:58,760 --> 01:17:58,960
Speaker 15: Yeah?

1396
01:17:59,560 --> 01:18:03,880
Speaker 3: Yeah. In anatol car I mentioned eagles because everybody has

1397
01:18:03,920 --> 01:18:07,760
Speaker 3: blown me up on the text. They're like, hey, Don,

1398
01:18:07,880 --> 01:18:12,880
Speaker 3: seems nice. Eagles drop things all the time. Don called

1399
01:18:12,920 --> 01:18:15,479
Speaker 3: us because I used to live in Grandmary, Minnesota, or

1400
01:18:15,479 --> 01:18:18,040
Speaker 3: any of the Canadian border, and once an eagle gets

1401
01:18:18,160 --> 01:18:21,360
Speaker 3: its talons in something, it ain't gonna drop it. And

1402
01:18:21,479 --> 01:18:25,439
Speaker 3: everybody's like, eagles drop crap all the time. If they

1403
01:18:25,520 --> 01:18:27,320
Speaker 3: scooped it up and they didn't have a good grip,

1404
01:18:27,439 --> 01:18:31,560
Speaker 3: it's gonna fall. Now. I'm no ornithologist, nor am I

1405
01:18:31,720 --> 01:18:36,120
Speaker 3: an theologist, so when you're talking about eagle v fish,

1406
01:18:37,920 --> 01:18:40,960
Speaker 3: and a fish obviously is lighter than a cat. It

1407
01:18:41,040 --> 01:18:43,200
Speaker 3: came from the somebody at one of our bureau chiefs

1408
01:18:43,240 --> 01:18:45,400
Speaker 3: in North Carolina sent me the nine to one one

1409
01:18:45,479 --> 01:18:48,200
Speaker 3: call about the woman who called because an eagle had

1410
01:18:48,320 --> 01:18:55,000
Speaker 3: dropped a cat through her windshield. And Don called and said,

1411
01:18:55,120 --> 01:18:58,400
Speaker 3: I've what was his life? I've seen more eagles than anybody,

1412
01:18:58,479 --> 01:19:00,519
Speaker 3: you know? Was his line. I take him at his

1413
01:19:00,600 --> 01:19:04,439
Speaker 3: work because I you know, eagles don't normally come up

1414
01:19:04,520 --> 01:19:08,080
Speaker 3: in conversation with me and other people. But I gotta

1415
01:19:08,080 --> 01:19:10,160
Speaker 3: tell you, I'm gonna start working it in. I'm always

1416
01:19:10,200 --> 01:19:13,519
Speaker 3: looking for new avenues rob to engage with the public.

1417
01:19:13,960 --> 01:19:17,080
Speaker 3: And so next time I meet somebody in public, we'll

1418
01:19:17,160 --> 01:19:19,559
Speaker 3: dispense with a small talk and I'm gonna get right

1419
01:19:19,680 --> 01:19:26,040
Speaker 3: to hey, hey, hey, did you know how many eagles

1420
01:19:26,120 --> 01:19:29,400
Speaker 3: have you seen? And they'll probably most of them will

1421
01:19:29,400 --> 01:19:33,280
Speaker 3: probably go I don't want or two what's the normal norm?

1422
01:19:33,360 --> 01:19:33,479
Speaker 16: You know?

1423
01:19:33,560 --> 01:19:37,840
Speaker 3: Okay, here's a good example. So I'm still renting my car. Right,

1424
01:19:37,920 --> 01:19:40,479
Speaker 3: they're still working on my car. So I'm still driving

1425
01:19:40,560 --> 01:19:43,559
Speaker 3: my rental from Enterprise, which is a what what kind

1426
01:19:43,560 --> 01:19:43,760
Speaker 3: of car?

1427
01:19:43,880 --> 01:19:44,000
Speaker 13: Oh?

1428
01:19:44,040 --> 01:19:47,800
Speaker 3: It's a Dodge Durango. Oh I love it. Anyway, I

1429
01:19:47,960 --> 01:19:52,400
Speaker 3: call this morning to extend my reservation that the insurance

1430
01:19:52,400 --> 01:19:54,000
Speaker 3: company is paying for it. I just need to let

1431
01:19:54,080 --> 01:19:55,920
Speaker 3: them know how long I'm gonna have it. So I

1432
01:19:56,080 --> 01:19:58,040
Speaker 3: call and talk to this kid on the other end

1433
01:19:58,080 --> 01:20:03,599
Speaker 3: of the line, and before we finish our business, he goes, hey, FYI,

1434
01:20:04,120 --> 01:20:06,679
Speaker 3: my dad and I are huge fans of the show.

1435
01:20:07,080 --> 01:20:09,120
Speaker 3: And I say, oh, thank you so much. This is

1436
01:20:09,160 --> 01:20:14,479
Speaker 3: the Enterprise guy. The Enterprise in Avon kidnamed Blake. He goes, Hey,

1437
01:20:14,560 --> 01:20:16,040
Speaker 3: my dad and I are big fans. I got a

1438
01:20:16,080 --> 01:20:18,439
Speaker 3: picture with you years ago into Monsters Game. I think

1439
01:20:18,520 --> 01:20:20,320
Speaker 3: my dad. I go, oh, that's great, thank you so much.

1440
01:20:20,320 --> 01:20:22,000
Speaker 3: I appreciate it. That's very nice.

1441
01:20:22,200 --> 01:20:25,400
Speaker 8: I should have then in there said, oh, by the way, Blake,

1442
01:20:26,000 --> 01:20:28,080
Speaker 8: how many eagles have you ever seen?

1443
01:20:29,200 --> 01:20:30,960
Speaker 3: But that was before today's show.

1444
01:20:31,000 --> 01:20:33,920
Speaker 8: But imagine if his response was more than anybody you know,

1445
01:20:35,080 --> 01:20:36,400
Speaker 8: then what would you have done. Then you would have

1446
01:20:36,400 --> 01:20:37,599
Speaker 8: had two people with the same claim.

1447
01:20:37,720 --> 01:20:39,720
Speaker 3: That would be crazy, and he would have gotten to

1448
01:20:39,880 --> 01:20:42,000
Speaker 3: me before this other guy. Then this dude would have

1449
01:20:42,000 --> 01:20:43,240
Speaker 3: just messed you all up. Be like, I don't know,

1450
01:20:43,600 --> 01:20:45,320
Speaker 3: I know this dude. Blake and Enterprises are in the

1451
01:20:45,360 --> 01:20:48,400
Speaker 3: car and he says he's seen it and his dude's

1452
01:20:48,400 --> 01:20:51,920
Speaker 3: seen a lot of eagles. Boy, all I got in

1453
01:20:51,960 --> 01:20:57,720
Speaker 3: my backyard is crows. And when they're together, Rob, if

1454
01:20:57,760 --> 01:21:01,559
Speaker 3: you'll pardon my heart to heart, it's.

1455
01:21:04,760 --> 01:21:04,960
Speaker 7: Yeah.

1456
01:21:05,600 --> 01:21:09,320
Speaker 3: Alan Gary Puckett is probably headlining the moon Dog Ball.

1457
01:21:09,280 --> 01:21:12,280
Speaker 8: With Peter Noon. They haven't done that. What was the

1458
01:21:12,360 --> 01:21:15,080
Speaker 8: last time that Magic did the moon Dog Ball. It's

1459
01:21:15,280 --> 01:21:18,280
Speaker 8: a long time, a long time. Last year they tied

1460
01:21:18,360 --> 01:21:20,360
Speaker 8: onto a or a year before. Maybe they tied onto

1461
01:21:20,360 --> 01:21:21,800
Speaker 8: a bunch of shows and they called it like the

1462
01:21:22,560 --> 01:21:26,320
Speaker 8: Something moon Dog Concert series. Back in the day, they

1463
01:21:26,360 --> 01:21:28,600
Speaker 8: used to do this big annual show. This is the

1464
01:21:28,680 --> 01:21:31,759
Speaker 8: picture of Smokey we have that right in the kitchenka.

1465
01:21:32,000 --> 01:21:35,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right, Smokey Robinson from the from the moon

1466
01:21:35,520 --> 01:21:40,439
Speaker 3: Dog Ball Coronation. That's a core a Nation Ball. I

1467
01:21:40,520 --> 01:21:45,080
Speaker 3: think it was an Alan Freed reference, right, Moondog or something. Yeah,

1468
01:21:45,080 --> 01:21:51,360
Speaker 3: and they grabbed all the oldies bands. Yeah, Allan. I

1469
01:21:51,439 --> 01:21:54,960
Speaker 3: spent a couple of years the Lake Erie Correctional Institution

1470
01:21:55,920 --> 01:21:59,240
Speaker 3: and we would have Yardbird every couple of weeks. It

1471
01:21:59,360 --> 01:22:04,920
Speaker 3: also happened the same day that the Seagulls disappeared. Yardbird. Yeah.

1472
01:22:05,200 --> 01:22:07,920
Speaker 3: They'd played Jimmy Page music in the background and they

1473
01:22:08,080 --> 01:22:11,360
Speaker 3: tuck into some Yardbird. Hey, this is pretty good. Where'd

1474
01:22:11,400 --> 01:22:14,599
Speaker 3: this come from? Don't ask? It's the new Yardbirds. Yeah,

1475
01:22:16,000 --> 01:22:20,519
Speaker 3: it pairs nice with jencom prison.

1476
01:22:21,040 --> 01:22:28,799
Speaker 8: Yes, I got some turn it one. Thanksgivin hay Chanoka.

1477
01:22:28,880 --> 01:22:35,920
Speaker 8: Happy Chinooka, Allan.

1478
01:22:35,960 --> 01:22:37,960
Speaker 3: According to that guy, you shouldn't be disappointed the next

1479
01:22:37,960 --> 01:22:40,120
Speaker 3: time you order a bear claw there's actually no bear

1480
01:22:40,200 --> 01:22:43,479
Speaker 3: in it. The same goes for monkey Bread Alan. The

1481
01:22:43,560 --> 01:22:46,320
Speaker 3: Vince Gill version of Eagles is not good. It's not

1482
01:22:46,400 --> 01:22:49,000
Speaker 3: a vibe. Yeah, but I don't know much about Vince Gill,

1483
01:22:49,120 --> 01:22:51,320
Speaker 3: so you can plug that guy in and it's not

1484
01:22:51,360 --> 01:22:53,720
Speaker 3: gonna bum me out. I would have very much liked

1485
01:22:53,760 --> 01:22:56,120
Speaker 3: to have seen Eagles when they were all still together.

1486
01:22:56,800 --> 01:22:58,760
Speaker 3: It's hard to believe that their big reunion tour was

1487
01:22:58,880 --> 01:23:01,760
Speaker 3: nineteen ninety six The Hell Freezes Over to you. Yeah,

1488
01:23:01,800 --> 01:23:05,200
Speaker 3: Hell Freezes Over because guys hated each other's guts. They're like,

1489
01:23:05,280 --> 01:23:07,880
Speaker 3: we are never. Great title for an album for a

1490
01:23:07,960 --> 01:23:10,880
Speaker 3: reunion by the way, they're like, we will never You

1491
01:23:10,960 --> 01:23:13,040
Speaker 3: know how Motley Crue told everybody they would never do

1492
01:23:13,160 --> 01:23:15,599
Speaker 3: it again and they didn't do it again. Eagles were

1493
01:23:15,640 --> 01:23:17,560
Speaker 3: the precursor to that, and then they just called it

1494
01:23:17,640 --> 01:23:21,559
Speaker 3: the Haha, got you Bitch Tour? Did you the bass?

1495
01:23:21,680 --> 01:23:26,480
Speaker 8: In the beginning of the acoustic version of Hotel California?

1496
01:23:26,760 --> 01:23:29,120
Speaker 8: On Hell Freezes Over? That may be one of the

1497
01:23:29,240 --> 01:23:31,960
Speaker 8: best intros to a song ever, is that?

1498
01:23:32,080 --> 01:23:32,960
Speaker 3: Timothy B. Schmidt?

1499
01:23:33,080 --> 01:23:35,439
Speaker 8: It's yeah, yeah, it's what's when they all got back together.

1500
01:23:35,520 --> 01:23:38,040
Speaker 8: On that Hell Freezes Over. It's a long intro. We

1501
01:23:38,160 --> 01:23:40,800
Speaker 8: played the acoustic version for years on the radio station

1502
01:23:40,840 --> 01:23:41,439
Speaker 8: at forty time.

1503
01:23:42,640 --> 01:23:47,600
Speaker 3: This is so good. This was live on MTV in

1504
01:23:47,760 --> 01:23:50,760
Speaker 3: nineteen ninety four. That shows you how far away we've

1505
01:23:50,840 --> 01:23:54,920
Speaker 3: gotten from music television. This was during grunge and they

1506
01:23:55,000 --> 01:23:58,160
Speaker 3: had Eagles live on MTV. I would say, on top

1507
01:23:58,200 --> 01:24:01,600
Speaker 3: of it being the best intro, it's also probably the

1508
01:24:01,680 --> 01:24:03,800
Speaker 3: best crowd pop when they figure out what it is

1509
01:24:03,840 --> 01:24:10,240
Speaker 3: they're doing when they switch. Oh, it's so good. Do

1510
01:24:10,400 --> 01:24:11,920
Speaker 3: I have to listen to all this? No, you can

1511
01:24:12,240 --> 01:24:34,400
Speaker 3: skip ahead. There's a lot of happy boomers, happy boomers,

1512
01:24:34,560 --> 01:24:36,599
Speaker 3: Holy cow, a lot of white in that room too,

1513
01:24:36,680 --> 01:24:43,680
Speaker 3: you know that. Oh yeah, yeah, well anyway, Yeah, it's

1514
01:24:43,720 --> 01:24:46,920
Speaker 3: not for everybody, but I dig them. I love that album.

1515
01:24:47,240 --> 01:24:52,320
Speaker 3: Yeah there was. There was a book I read last

1516
01:24:52,400 --> 01:24:55,320
Speaker 3: year on a flight, the flight out and the flight back.

1517
01:24:56,280 --> 01:24:59,320
Speaker 3: I read the entire book halfway there and half on

1518
01:24:59,360 --> 01:25:02,360
Speaker 3: the way back, called rock Me on the Water, which

1519
01:25:02,439 --> 01:25:06,160
Speaker 3: is named after a Jackson Brown song. But the book

1520
01:25:06,280 --> 01:25:10,920
Speaker 3: is about life and culture and music and art in

1521
01:25:11,080 --> 01:25:14,920
Speaker 3: nineteen seventy four. Specifically, it's called the Year Los Angeles

1522
01:25:15,479 --> 01:25:20,479
Speaker 3: Transformed music, movies, television, and politics, and Eagles are featured

1523
01:25:20,640 --> 01:25:24,280
Speaker 3: prominently in this book warts and all, and it's a

1524
01:25:24,400 --> 01:25:26,559
Speaker 3: it's a wild book if you're into any of those

1525
01:25:26,680 --> 01:25:29,679
Speaker 3: kinds of things that talk about like films at the time,

1526
01:25:29,800 --> 01:25:34,080
Speaker 3: that Chinatown and Jane Fonda and Tom Hayden and politics.

1527
01:25:34,160 --> 01:25:36,320
Speaker 3: And it's called Rock Me on the Water. Just an

1528
01:25:36,360 --> 01:25:39,240
Speaker 3: amazing book. Just mentioned Jackson Brown. His kid just died.

1529
01:25:39,320 --> 01:25:39,800
Speaker 3: Did you see that?

1530
01:25:40,160 --> 01:25:43,960
Speaker 8: No, Yeah, Ethan Brown, his son. Really it was Thanksgiving

1531
01:25:44,080 --> 01:25:45,920
Speaker 8: or something like that, he died. They everybody Ethan is

1532
01:25:45,920 --> 01:25:48,280
Speaker 8: still alive, right different Ethan? Yeah, yeah, good.

1533
01:25:48,439 --> 01:25:51,720
Speaker 3: Sure, Ethan Brown dead at fifty two, yeap actor and

1534
01:25:51,800 --> 01:25:55,120
Speaker 3: a model. Well that sucks, it really does. He was

1535
01:25:55,280 --> 01:25:58,080
Speaker 3: very prominent in the Warren Zevon universe. You know, Warren

1536
01:25:58,160 --> 01:26:00,200
Speaker 3: zvon just got inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall

1537
01:26:00,200 --> 01:26:02,880
Speaker 3: of Fame, and Jackson Brown was like a longtime friend

1538
01:26:02,920 --> 01:26:05,080
Speaker 3: and collaborator with him, and so he was always featured

1539
01:26:05,160 --> 01:26:08,519
Speaker 3: very prominently and in any conversation about Warren zevonn and

1540
01:26:08,600 --> 01:26:15,519
Speaker 3: vice versa. Frankly, Jackson Brown. Wow, that's that sikes. Yeah,

1541
01:26:15,560 --> 01:26:17,840
Speaker 3: I remember I saw it at Thanksgiving. I was having

1542
01:26:18,400 --> 01:26:21,960
Speaker 3: cooking dinner or something that popped up. Well, the kid's

1543
01:26:22,040 --> 01:26:26,599
Speaker 3: mom killed herself way back when the kid was little. Yeah, yeah,

1544
01:26:27,400 --> 01:26:31,400
Speaker 3: Jackson Brown's girlfriend at the time. No, I did not

1545
01:26:31,520 --> 01:26:37,040
Speaker 3: see that. That's a bummer. I did see that. Miley,

1546
01:26:37,120 --> 01:26:39,559
Speaker 3: you know the the it's not even a running joke.

1547
01:26:39,760 --> 01:26:42,360
Speaker 3: She gets told all the time, jess that she sounds

1548
01:26:42,400 --> 01:26:47,800
Speaker 3: like Miley Cyrus. I saw that. Your doppelganger just got engaged. Yeah,

1549
01:26:47,800 --> 01:26:51,760
Speaker 3: I saw that. Now is this exciting for our own

1550
01:26:52,320 --> 01:26:55,240
Speaker 3: Jessica Ann Hutchinson, I absolutely not.

1551
01:26:55,840 --> 01:26:56,320
Speaker 15: Yeah, it was.

1552
01:26:56,400 --> 01:27:00,519
Speaker 5: I was like, oh my god, my bestie, my I

1553
01:27:00,600 --> 01:27:03,600
Speaker 5: called her up and I was like, girl, congrats.

1554
01:27:03,800 --> 01:27:04,000
Speaker 17: Yes.

1555
01:27:04,880 --> 01:27:07,200
Speaker 3: Then she came in like a wrecking ball. Yes, Sir

1556
01:27:07,600 --> 01:27:11,320
Speaker 3: wmms Rob on social media, Allan Cox Show on your

1557
01:27:11,400 --> 01:27:17,800
Speaker 3: social media, thank you. Happy chinooka to us, All Alan,

1558
01:27:17,840 --> 01:27:20,479
Speaker 3: you've got crows in your backyard? What kind of birds

1559
01:27:20,520 --> 01:27:24,680
Speaker 3: is Rob have in his I don't know that I've

1560
01:27:24,720 --> 01:27:30,720
Speaker 3: ever heard Rob mention any kind of Yeah, the avan variety. Yeah, dude,

1561
01:27:30,840 --> 01:27:34,000
Speaker 3: water foul crossing. There's like a sign over there, like

1562
01:27:34,840 --> 01:27:38,800
Speaker 3: one seventeenth in Memphis or something, water fowl crossing. Dick

1563
01:27:40,439 --> 01:27:42,760
Speaker 3: three point thirty. This morning. I heard him. I got

1564
01:27:42,840 --> 01:27:46,280
Speaker 3: up for a pee standing there, hand on the wall

1565
01:27:46,320 --> 01:27:51,200
Speaker 3: like I like, hand on the wall. Good for you, man.

1566
01:27:51,280 --> 01:27:53,479
Speaker 8: See, I like to do a hands on the hips pee.

1567
01:27:53,640 --> 01:27:56,320
Speaker 8: Do you I do a superman whiz? Yeah, like I

1568
01:27:56,360 --> 01:27:57,559
Speaker 8: don't have a care in the world.

1569
01:27:58,200 --> 01:27:59,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I'm not.

1570
01:27:59,560 --> 01:28:03,160
Speaker 8: I I prefer to make sure I keep one hand

1571
01:28:03,240 --> 01:28:05,720
Speaker 8: on it, one head on time, just to make sure

1572
01:28:05,720 --> 01:28:06,840
Speaker 8: I got it in the right area.

1573
01:28:07,080 --> 01:28:09,280
Speaker 3: I see I got I'm rock hard when IP in

1574
01:28:09,320 --> 01:28:11,439
Speaker 3: the morning, so it's like I gotta kind of step back. Oh,

1575
01:28:11,479 --> 01:28:12,800
Speaker 3: this is my mid night this is my middle of

1576
01:28:12,840 --> 01:28:15,680
Speaker 3: the night peachy and my wake up pee.

1577
01:28:15,880 --> 01:28:18,760
Speaker 8: Yeah, hands on hips that you just need distance and

1578
01:28:19,040 --> 01:28:20,240
Speaker 8: to complete the effect.

1579
01:28:20,479 --> 01:28:26,760
Speaker 3: I do like to wear a cape. My homage to

1580
01:28:26,840 --> 01:28:34,559
Speaker 3: local heroes Siegul and Shuster Rock those bastards wow, taking

1581
01:28:34,600 --> 01:28:36,519
Speaker 3: a whiz and they're out there.

1582
01:28:37,439 --> 01:28:39,240
Speaker 8: And then I'm cursing ducks at three thirty and I

1583
01:28:39,320 --> 01:28:40,680
Speaker 8: go back to bed and it takes me longer to

1584
01:28:40,760 --> 01:28:42,599
Speaker 8: fall back to sleep because now I'm annoyed by the ducks.

1585
01:28:42,600 --> 01:28:45,920
Speaker 3: At three thirty in the morning, you're just laying there steaming, steaming. Also,

1586
01:28:47,640 --> 01:28:50,840
Speaker 3: do you are you at least at like, is your

1587
01:28:50,880 --> 01:28:53,799
Speaker 3: bedroom like the opposite end of the house from the ducks.

1588
01:28:54,120 --> 01:28:56,880
Speaker 3: Now they're like outside the bedroom window. Yeah, there's one

1589
01:28:56,960 --> 01:29:00,280
Speaker 3: house in between my house and the duck house and

1590
01:29:00,600 --> 01:29:02,639
Speaker 3: uh yeah, I mean I'm looking right at them. Yeah,

1591
01:29:02,760 --> 01:29:05,080
Speaker 3: my bathroom window looks right down into their little palace.

1592
01:29:06,840 --> 01:29:07,120
Speaker 1: Wow.

1593
01:29:07,920 --> 01:29:13,719
Speaker 8: Oh yeah three thirty Yeah, having a pee yep, enjoying

1594
01:29:13,760 --> 01:29:15,479
Speaker 8: it for the first seven eight seconds.

1595
01:29:15,680 --> 01:29:22,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh boy, hi go oh, that's that noise the

1596
01:29:23,000 --> 01:29:26,240
Speaker 3: kids saying something, and you're not pe shy around the ducks,

1597
01:29:26,320 --> 01:29:33,200
Speaker 3: knowing that the very possibly they might be hearing you. No, No, that's.

1598
01:29:33,840 --> 01:29:38,040
Speaker 8: Almost lower them a little bit. And that's what you

1599
01:29:38,439 --> 01:29:40,600
Speaker 8: That's that's almost exactly what it sounded like.

1600
01:29:40,960 --> 01:29:42,439
Speaker 3: So at least you were able to keep the pea

1601
01:29:42,560 --> 01:29:44,920
Speaker 3: volume louder than the darks. And you can still sort

1602
01:29:44,920 --> 01:29:47,599
Speaker 3: of hear my rain machine coming from the uh, from

1603
01:29:47,640 --> 01:29:48,400
Speaker 3: the from the bedroom.

1604
01:29:48,560 --> 01:29:50,519
Speaker 8: Is that what you call your winner? It is, oh,

1605
01:29:50,640 --> 01:29:53,439
Speaker 8: good for you, the rain machine, my rain machine, my

1606
01:29:53,600 --> 01:29:54,200
Speaker 8: rain stick.

1607
01:29:54,800 --> 01:29:56,320
Speaker 15: Oh what I like to do?

1608
01:29:56,640 --> 01:29:59,080
Speaker 10: Pepe poo pee pee poo poo pooh, I like to

1609
01:29:59,240 --> 01:30:02,000
Speaker 10: do too, poo poo, peep, pe poo poo, poo, pee

1610
01:30:02,040 --> 01:30:04,439
Speaker 10: pee poo, poo, pee pee pee pee poo poo poo, oh,

1611
01:30:04,720 --> 01:30:05,160
Speaker 10: pee peep.

1612
01:30:05,200 --> 01:30:06,040
Speaker 13: What I like to do?

1613
01:30:06,320 --> 01:30:08,800
Speaker 4: Pee pee poo pee pee, poo, poo pooh. I like

1614
01:30:08,840 --> 01:30:10,800
Speaker 4: to doo too, poo poo, peep pe poo.

1615
01:30:12,600 --> 01:30:15,639
Speaker 8: We can do a perfect recreation of it if you'd

1616
01:30:15,720 --> 01:30:18,920
Speaker 8: like to, uh, go back to my ducks and peace sounds.

1617
01:30:29,360 --> 01:30:32,160
Speaker 3: The sound machine. Yeah you got that in Miami, didn't.

1618
01:30:32,520 --> 01:30:32,840
Speaker 13: This is it?

1619
01:30:34,280 --> 01:30:43,040
Speaker 3: Come my glorious Stefan gave it to me. That's it. Wow,

1620
01:30:44,040 --> 01:30:47,080
Speaker 3: me ducks my sound machine. So you can hear the

1621
01:30:47,200 --> 01:30:49,640
Speaker 3: sound machine all the way in the bathroom or is

1622
01:30:49,680 --> 01:30:52,320
Speaker 3: your bathroom in the bedroom. It's just off of the bedroom.

1623
01:30:52,360 --> 01:30:53,439
Speaker 3: It's like an n sweet bathroom.

1624
01:30:53,600 --> 01:30:54,000
Speaker 28: I have it.

1625
01:30:54,240 --> 01:30:56,519
Speaker 8: No, it's just right, it's just a right right now. Yeah,

1626
01:30:56,920 --> 01:30:59,599
Speaker 8: I just have the rain turned on so damn loud

1627
01:30:59,640 --> 01:31:04,080
Speaker 8: so I don't hear the ducks. That's what I've become, okay,

1628
01:31:04,479 --> 01:31:06,120
Speaker 8: And nobody else in my house seems to care. My

1629
01:31:06,160 --> 01:31:08,360
Speaker 8: wife will throw at ear butt in and sleep with

1630
01:31:08,439 --> 01:31:10,599
Speaker 8: an ear butt in. My daughters are on the other

1631
01:31:10,680 --> 01:31:11,880
Speaker 8: end of the house that they don't even hear it.

1632
01:31:12,439 --> 01:31:14,880
Speaker 3: Rob and I both play rain sounds because it sounds

1633
01:31:14,920 --> 01:31:18,000
Speaker 3: so similar to applause. Yes, and that's what we need

1634
01:31:18,120 --> 01:31:23,360
Speaker 3: to sleep. Your constant, constant sounds of applause and approbation.

1635
01:31:24,840 --> 01:31:30,719
Speaker 3: We love from strangers, an acceptance all filled with half nods.

1636
01:31:30,920 --> 01:31:37,080
Speaker 3: Thank you, thank you, thank you, please please Jesus please wait,

1637
01:31:37,680 --> 01:31:42,639
Speaker 3: thank you. I am embarrassed. Thank you please my god? No, okay,

1638
01:31:42,640 --> 01:31:44,920
Speaker 3: all right, it comes more a minutes. You're a hero.

1639
01:31:46,200 --> 01:31:46,880
Speaker 5: You You.

1640
01:31:49,160 --> 01:31:53,479
Speaker 3: Just show up every day. Look at you, hey, Jim,

1641
01:31:53,560 --> 01:31:56,960
Speaker 3: how are you behind every great? Pa is a bunch

1642
01:31:57,000 --> 01:32:01,439
Speaker 3: of ducks keeping me awake at night?

1643
01:32:02,280 --> 01:32:05,840
Speaker 8: Oh no, you guys, Oh you guys please please, Oh

1644
01:32:05,960 --> 01:32:07,160
Speaker 8: you guys please?

1645
01:32:07,760 --> 01:32:10,720
Speaker 3: Hey Andrew, Hey, what's going on?

1646
01:32:10,840 --> 01:32:11,040
Speaker 21: Guys?

1647
01:32:11,920 --> 01:32:12,160
Speaker 13: You sir?

1648
01:32:14,520 --> 01:32:16,000
Speaker 3: I have a quick question for Rob.

1649
01:32:17,800 --> 01:32:21,040
Speaker 14: I heard that he called the ducks area their palace.

1650
01:32:22,040 --> 01:32:24,360
Speaker 1: Does he call it Duckingham Palace?

1651
01:32:26,439 --> 01:32:34,080
Speaker 3: Well, and well done, Thank you ducking Ham. That's what

1652
01:32:34,120 --> 01:32:34,720
Speaker 3: I'm gonna call it.

1653
01:32:34,800 --> 01:32:34,920
Speaker 13: Now.

1654
01:32:36,200 --> 01:32:42,639
Speaker 3: You have to give him credit for that. No, you don't, Rob.

1655
01:32:42,720 --> 01:32:45,240
Speaker 3: You don't have to give anybody credit for anything.

1656
01:32:45,439 --> 01:32:47,160
Speaker 8: When I come home tonight, I feel like I'm going

1657
01:32:47,240 --> 01:32:48,960
Speaker 8: to look out the door like I always do, into

1658
01:32:48,960 --> 01:32:50,680
Speaker 8: the backyard, sort of stand there for a minute like

1659
01:32:50,760 --> 01:32:55,040
Speaker 8: dads do, and I'm gonna go. Oh, it appears Duckingham

1660
01:32:55,120 --> 01:32:57,400
Speaker 8: Palace held up well during this snowstorm and then do

1661
01:32:57,520 --> 01:33:00,080
Speaker 8: the face waiting for my children to respond, huh m,

1662
01:33:01,120 --> 01:33:02,360
Speaker 8: no you dad did there.

1663
01:33:03,200 --> 01:33:07,200
Speaker 3: That's called the Ralph Furley don k Notts would play

1664
01:33:07,240 --> 01:33:08,000
Speaker 3: the camera.

1665
01:33:09,200 --> 01:33:17,479
Speaker 7: The Carr Show on one hundred point seven, they say, no, man,

1666
01:33:17,720 --> 01:33:21,120
Speaker 7: he's an island. But at I heard Cleveland, you sure

1667
01:33:21,240 --> 01:33:22,519
Speaker 7: get your chance to try?

1668
01:33:23,360 --> 01:33:27,400
Speaker 3: Hello everybody, Allen Cock?

1669
01:33:27,640 --> 01:33:28,680
Speaker 1: Where did everybody go?

1670
01:33:28,960 --> 01:33:33,360
Speaker 7: On one hundred point seven WMMS.

1671
01:33:47,000 --> 01:33:47,200
Speaker 6: Boy?

1672
01:33:47,280 --> 01:33:50,799
Speaker 3: I tried with Stranger Things me too. I really tried,

1673
01:33:51,320 --> 01:33:54,160
Speaker 3: and I was only like kind of interested in what

1674
01:33:54,360 --> 01:33:57,000
Speaker 3: was going on. I feel very strongly they should have

1675
01:33:57,040 --> 01:33:59,720
Speaker 3: wrapped this show up before now. But I'm like, well,

1676
01:33:59,840 --> 01:34:02,320
Speaker 3: you know, they dropped it last week, and you go

1677
01:34:02,400 --> 01:34:04,840
Speaker 3: on Netflix and that's all they're talking about, and there's

1678
01:34:04,840 --> 01:34:07,120
Speaker 3: all this merch and all this kind of stuff whatever,

1679
01:34:08,160 --> 01:34:11,880
Speaker 3: And I watched the first episode and I go, Nope,

1680
01:34:12,120 --> 01:34:16,560
Speaker 3: I do not care anymore about these again. Kids in

1681
01:34:16,640 --> 01:34:19,200
Speaker 3: air quotes. The show's been on for almost a decade,

1682
01:34:19,280 --> 01:34:22,479
Speaker 3: I think, and the last season there's only a handful

1683
01:34:22,520 --> 01:34:25,880
Speaker 3: of what. They dropped two episodes the day before Thanksgiving,

1684
01:34:25,920 --> 01:34:27,839
Speaker 3: and I think the last two they're dropping on Christmas

1685
01:34:27,960 --> 01:34:31,679
Speaker 3: Day or something. And the finale of the entire series

1686
01:34:31,800 --> 01:34:34,120
Speaker 3: is going to be in theaters. But these these kids

1687
01:34:34,160 --> 01:34:38,479
Speaker 3: are like forty now, they're like bishemy and thirty rocks.

1688
01:34:38,520 --> 01:34:39,639
Speaker 1: Howe kids?

1689
01:34:40,000 --> 01:34:43,559
Speaker 3: What Hi, fellow kids. I was infiltrating a high school

1690
01:34:43,600 --> 01:34:47,840
Speaker 3: of so I really tried because I was like, okay, well,

1691
01:34:47,920 --> 01:34:50,559
Speaker 3: let's see what they're doing. It's one of those shows

1692
01:34:50,560 --> 01:34:53,320
Speaker 3: where you know, I know that there are stranger things

1693
01:34:53,439 --> 01:34:55,280
Speaker 3: nerds out there, and they're like really into the show,

1694
01:34:55,320 --> 01:34:58,200
Speaker 3: and that's fine, it's for you. But it's one of

1695
01:34:58,240 --> 01:35:01,160
Speaker 3: those shows where I'm like, I cannot skip the recap

1696
01:35:02,160 --> 01:35:06,680
Speaker 3: because there's such a gap in between seasons, and I

1697
01:35:06,760 --> 01:35:09,280
Speaker 3: didn't skip the recap. Watch that and I'm like, okay,

1698
01:35:09,560 --> 01:35:12,479
Speaker 3: kind of remember that. Maybe remember that. It's just feels

1699
01:35:12,560 --> 01:35:13,400
Speaker 3: so silly.

1700
01:35:13,640 --> 01:35:13,800
Speaker 1: Now.

1701
01:35:14,800 --> 01:35:16,120
Speaker 3: Did you watch the first episode?

1702
01:35:16,240 --> 01:35:16,280
Speaker 17: No?

1703
01:35:16,360 --> 01:35:18,400
Speaker 3: I never made it past the second season. I watched

1704
01:35:18,439 --> 01:35:18,960
Speaker 3: all that's.

1705
01:35:18,800 --> 01:35:22,400
Speaker 8: Why Oh you mailed early? Yeah, I've watched all of

1706
01:35:22,479 --> 01:35:25,080
Speaker 8: them up till now. But I went likest like I

1707
01:35:25,120 --> 01:35:25,960
Speaker 8: should like the show.

1708
01:35:26,080 --> 01:35:27,680
Speaker 3: I love One on a Riot. I think when it

1709
01:35:27,800 --> 01:35:31,160
Speaker 3: first dropped, I was on board with everybody else that

1710
01:35:31,320 --> 01:35:33,920
Speaker 3: first season. I was like, right, I love it as

1711
01:35:33,920 --> 01:35:35,960
Speaker 3: a gen x er. I mean, it scratched me right

1712
01:35:36,040 --> 01:35:38,920
Speaker 3: where I itch, and it was fine, but then it

1713
01:35:39,040 --> 01:35:42,960
Speaker 3: kind of it felt it feels like it overstayed. It's welcome,

1714
01:35:43,000 --> 01:35:47,559
Speaker 3: and again, these kids are all they look like they're

1715
01:35:47,600 --> 01:35:50,360
Speaker 3: in their thirties. Millie Bobby Brown in real life has

1716
01:35:50,400 --> 01:35:52,720
Speaker 3: a kid, right, that's got nothing to do obviously with

1717
01:35:52,880 --> 01:35:55,560
Speaker 3: character in the show. But these kids are all like,

1718
01:35:55,640 --> 01:35:59,000
Speaker 3: we're in high school and they still supposed to be

1719
01:35:59,000 --> 01:36:01,400
Speaker 3: in high school. Yes, they're not in college.

1720
01:36:01,920 --> 01:36:02,080
Speaker 17: You know.

1721
01:36:02,160 --> 01:36:03,640
Speaker 3: They do a bit of a time jump to like

1722
01:36:03,720 --> 01:36:08,880
Speaker 3: nineteen eighty seven, but it just feels really silly, like.

1723
01:36:08,920 --> 01:36:12,000
Speaker 8: The big bad in the show. The writing feels stale,

1724
01:36:12,240 --> 01:36:14,719
Speaker 8: and the big bad in the show like who cares?

1725
01:36:14,960 --> 01:36:16,840
Speaker 3: How often can you do the same thing?

1726
01:36:16,960 --> 01:36:19,720
Speaker 8: That's why I think season two it was fine, but

1727
01:36:19,800 --> 01:36:22,200
Speaker 8: I was like, it's the same thing they just did,

1728
01:36:23,080 --> 01:36:23,599
Speaker 8: Like it's.

1729
01:36:23,560 --> 01:36:26,559
Speaker 3: All the same. The kids like, oh the Dema Gorgan.

1730
01:36:26,720 --> 01:36:29,800
Speaker 3: I'm like what. So That's the weird thing to me

1731
01:36:30,479 --> 01:36:33,120
Speaker 3: is how much I enjoyed the show at the beginning

1732
01:36:33,520 --> 01:36:35,400
Speaker 3: and how much now I don't care.

1733
01:36:36,200 --> 01:36:36,519
Speaker 8: And so.

1734
01:36:38,120 --> 01:36:40,040
Speaker 3: I don't know how many episodes there are. They're all

1735
01:36:40,040 --> 01:36:42,120
Speaker 3: about an hour and change. Anyway, I think the finale

1736
01:36:42,240 --> 01:36:44,519
Speaker 3: is probably ninety minutes which is why they're putting it

1737
01:36:44,600 --> 01:36:48,720
Speaker 3: in theaters. But don't care. I'm I'm out and I

1738
01:36:48,880 --> 01:36:51,280
Speaker 3: like that David Harbor guy too, like I should like

1739
01:36:51,400 --> 01:36:53,640
Speaker 3: this show. Well, there are a lot of people are like, oh,

1740
01:36:53,800 --> 01:36:56,439
Speaker 3: this is really bad timing for all this bad press

1741
01:36:56,520 --> 01:37:00,000
Speaker 3: with David Harbor, right like when Jared leto that stored

1742
01:37:00,080 --> 01:37:01,880
Speaker 3: he dropped, They're like, oh, this guy's like running a

1743
01:37:01,960 --> 01:37:04,400
Speaker 3: cult and he's grooming girls right on the heels of

1744
01:37:04,960 --> 01:37:08,800
Speaker 3: Trump Ariy's dropping. But that story went away fast. And

1745
01:37:08,880 --> 01:37:11,080
Speaker 3: the David Harbor thing, you know, he has a very

1746
01:37:11,160 --> 01:37:13,479
Speaker 3: high profile wife, so that didn't help when they said

1747
01:37:13,479 --> 01:37:16,080
Speaker 3: he was bullying the casters. Yeah, Millie Bobby Brown was like,

1748
01:37:16,120 --> 01:37:17,800
Speaker 3: I had to have a chaperone with me every time

1749
01:37:17,800 --> 01:37:19,200
Speaker 3: I did a scene with him because the guy was

1750
01:37:19,520 --> 01:37:22,240
Speaker 3: so whatever. I mean, I don't whatever. What does she

1751
01:37:22,280 --> 01:37:24,080
Speaker 3: say he did? Though, other than being a dick like

1752
01:37:24,120 --> 01:37:25,560
Speaker 3: he should, I think that was it, right, Yeah, I

1753
01:37:25,600 --> 01:37:28,000
Speaker 3: think that was it. But I mean, if you're someone

1754
01:37:28,040 --> 01:37:29,680
Speaker 3: of her age, you're gonna be like, we don't have

1755
01:37:29,760 --> 01:37:32,320
Speaker 3: to put up with this anymore. It's not nineteen ninety two,

1756
01:37:32,560 --> 01:37:35,160
Speaker 3: and David Harbor has been around a long time. I

1757
01:37:35,240 --> 01:37:37,120
Speaker 3: get the vibe from him that this guy was a

1758
01:37:37,360 --> 01:37:41,439
Speaker 3: long time character actor, right. You'd see him in things

1759
01:37:41,479 --> 01:37:43,920
Speaker 3: you can go. This guy's been in movies for thirty years.

1760
01:37:43,960 --> 01:37:45,519
Speaker 3: You might not have known his name, but you knew

1761
01:37:45,520 --> 01:37:48,639
Speaker 3: the face blows up from stranger things, and it feels

1762
01:37:48,680 --> 01:37:51,360
Speaker 3: like maybe he got a full head over it. But

1763
01:37:51,439 --> 01:37:54,040
Speaker 3: who knows. Obviously I don't know the ins and outs

1764
01:37:54,040 --> 01:37:55,240
Speaker 3: of that. Now.

1765
01:37:56,080 --> 01:37:59,320
Speaker 8: I say Millie Bobby Brown, but she's very clear, Rob

1766
01:37:59,400 --> 01:38:05,000
Speaker 8: That is no longer her name. She's Millie Bonnie bon Jovi.

1767
01:38:06,479 --> 01:38:09,559
Speaker 3: She's turning us on our heads. She married John bon

1768
01:38:09,640 --> 01:38:12,800
Speaker 3: Jovi's kid. He's got a kid with him. Bobby was

1769
01:38:12,920 --> 01:38:14,720
Speaker 3: never her name, she said. She was just kind of

1770
01:38:14,800 --> 01:38:18,519
Speaker 3: taking the piss and having some fun and calling herself

1771
01:38:18,640 --> 01:38:22,760
Speaker 3: Millie Bobby Brown. But her middle name is Bonnie, which

1772
01:38:22,840 --> 01:38:28,559
Speaker 3: is my mother's name. Millie Bonnie bon Jovi is now

1773
01:38:28,640 --> 01:38:33,519
Speaker 3: her legal name. And I'm curious what she's gonna do

1774
01:38:33,640 --> 01:38:36,000
Speaker 3: after this, because she was the big breakout star of

1775
01:38:36,080 --> 01:38:40,639
Speaker 3: this show, except the other things she's done don't exactly

1776
01:38:40,840 --> 01:38:45,360
Speaker 3: like set people's hair on fire, and so I'm curious

1777
01:38:46,600 --> 01:38:50,080
Speaker 3: what else will happen with her these other kids on

1778
01:38:50,200 --> 01:38:53,200
Speaker 3: this show. I mean, listen, it's what happens with every

1779
01:38:53,360 --> 01:38:56,760
Speaker 3: show based around kids, is they age and they start

1780
01:38:56,840 --> 01:39:00,519
Speaker 3: to look gangly. But I mean, you know, ah, I

1781
01:39:00,560 --> 01:39:03,200
Speaker 3: think Millie, this was a show about kind of obviously,

1782
01:39:03,320 --> 01:39:05,519
Speaker 3: this was a show about little kids fighting the forces

1783
01:39:05,560 --> 01:39:07,960
Speaker 3: of whatever, and now they're in high school and I'm like,

1784
01:39:08,080 --> 01:39:10,360
Speaker 3: I just don't care. It just felt after that first

1785
01:39:10,439 --> 01:39:12,240
Speaker 3: hour of that first episode of this last season, I

1786
01:39:12,360 --> 01:39:15,439
Speaker 3: was like, boy, this feels silly. It feels silly.

1787
01:39:15,920 --> 01:39:18,360
Speaker 8: I think Millie Bobby Brown will be just fine. I

1788
01:39:18,439 --> 01:39:24,559
Speaker 8: think the Millie Bonnie Bonjo Millie Bonnie bon Jovi, because

1789
01:39:24,760 --> 01:39:27,120
Speaker 8: you know, you gotta say it like the italianos ban

1790
01:39:27,240 --> 01:39:28,640
Speaker 8: Gio bon Jiove.

1791
01:39:29,360 --> 01:39:31,040
Speaker 3: I think that she will be just fine.

1792
01:39:31,120 --> 01:39:34,080
Speaker 8: I think once she sheds, once this is over, once

1793
01:39:34,160 --> 01:39:37,040
Speaker 8: Stranger Things is in the rearview mirror, people won't say

1794
01:39:37,120 --> 01:39:40,080
Speaker 8: that's they won't be thinking about her from Stranger Things

1795
01:39:40,120 --> 01:39:42,639
Speaker 8: all of the time. Well, once they close the chapter,

1796
01:39:42,960 --> 01:39:43,360
Speaker 8: it's over.

1797
01:39:43,640 --> 01:39:47,880
Speaker 3: Millie Bonnie bon Giovi is also and you have to

1798
01:39:48,000 --> 01:39:49,960
Speaker 3: wonder if this is going to affect her personal life

1799
01:39:50,000 --> 01:39:52,640
Speaker 3: at all. She is deaf in one ear. Huh, a

1800
01:39:52,720 --> 01:39:55,640
Speaker 3: young woman, rob I said she's deaf in one ear.

1801
01:39:55,680 --> 01:39:59,920
Speaker 3: Hold on on saked going to this year, Rob she's

1802
01:40:00,160 --> 01:40:03,519
Speaker 3: deaf in one ear. She can't hear in one ear?

1803
01:40:04,200 --> 01:40:08,960
Speaker 3: Which one the left? Let me let me try? Hold on?

1804
01:40:09,920 --> 01:40:12,320
Speaker 3: What's that? She's deaf in that ear? That it's the

1805
01:40:12,360 --> 01:40:14,559
Speaker 3: other one? Hold on, she's deaf in the other ear,

1806
01:40:14,920 --> 01:40:16,840
Speaker 3: it's this one. Yeah, you can you hear me in

1807
01:40:16,920 --> 01:40:17,200
Speaker 3: that one?

1808
01:40:17,280 --> 01:40:17,599
Speaker 8: I ken?

1809
01:40:17,720 --> 01:40:18,880
Speaker 3: Ye, jess, can you hear me?

1810
01:40:19,479 --> 01:40:19,760
Speaker 5: Uh uh?

1811
01:40:20,280 --> 01:40:23,000
Speaker 3: Well, she's deaf in both ears. Yeah, that's the bigger problem.

1812
01:40:24,240 --> 01:40:25,880
Speaker 3: If something back there doing as.

1813
01:40:25,720 --> 01:40:29,600
Speaker 5: L sont even read either, so it's screwed.

1814
01:40:30,720 --> 01:40:35,920
Speaker 3: Read well. Fortunately, not a lot of reading required around here,

1815
01:40:36,040 --> 01:40:37,040
Speaker 3: so you'll be just fine.

1816
01:40:37,479 --> 01:40:40,000
Speaker 8: Yeah, I think, honestly, I think she'll be once the

1817
01:40:40,120 --> 01:40:42,479
Speaker 8: movie's done. Once all that crap, she can settle in

1818
01:40:42,560 --> 01:40:43,280
Speaker 8: as something else, like.

1819
01:40:43,840 --> 01:40:47,639
Speaker 3: He's done other movies that nobody cared about, Nola Hughes

1820
01:40:47,720 --> 01:40:50,720
Speaker 3: and Damsel and this terrible thing with Chris Pratt called

1821
01:40:50,720 --> 01:40:51,519
Speaker 3: The Electric State.

1822
01:40:52,000 --> 01:40:54,040
Speaker 8: So but I think that's all been in the shadow

1823
01:40:54,080 --> 01:40:57,320
Speaker 8: of stranger things. I think once that's gone, I guess

1824
01:40:57,400 --> 01:40:59,600
Speaker 8: it'll be it'll be a different thing for her. The

1825
01:41:00,040 --> 01:41:02,120
Speaker 8: Brown movies were good. I watched those with my kids.

1826
01:41:03,439 --> 01:41:07,519
Speaker 3: She was like Sherlock Holmes sister or something. Yeah, I mean, yeah,

1827
01:41:07,560 --> 01:41:09,800
Speaker 3: it was a dumb other kid. All the other kids

1828
01:41:09,840 --> 01:41:11,400
Speaker 3: have done other things. The one kid was in the

1829
01:41:11,439 --> 01:41:14,920
Speaker 3: Ghostbusters reboot and you know that's with the long hair, right,

1830
01:41:15,360 --> 01:41:18,120
Speaker 3: Yeah he did, but now he's got this weird haircut. Yeah. Anyway,

1831
01:41:18,200 --> 01:41:21,400
Speaker 3: Finn fin wolf Art Yeah yeah, great name. By the way,

1832
01:41:21,640 --> 01:41:24,439
Speaker 3: the kid looks like a vulture, but I mean, great name.

1833
01:41:25,280 --> 01:41:29,320
Speaker 3: Who's the kid with the speech impediment? The major things

1834
01:41:29,400 --> 01:41:30,880
Speaker 3: is what we called the show when this kid was

1835
01:41:31,280 --> 01:41:34,160
Speaker 3: Gayton matartto. It was cute when he was little, and

1836
01:41:34,240 --> 01:41:36,600
Speaker 3: then it just got okay, all right, we get it.

1837
01:41:36,760 --> 01:41:39,519
Speaker 3: It's fine. It's just it's not their fault. They're all

1838
01:41:39,640 --> 01:41:42,960
Speaker 3: grown up, and the show feels really dumb because they

1839
01:41:43,080 --> 01:41:45,599
Speaker 3: have like the wigs of their old hair or something.

1840
01:41:45,640 --> 01:41:48,640
Speaker 3: And I'm like, okay, at least Joe Keery is like

1841
01:41:48,680 --> 01:41:52,080
Speaker 3: a musician and he does other stuff and so yeah.

1842
01:41:53,360 --> 01:41:55,160
Speaker 8: Yeah, the kid who plays Will looks like he's one

1843
01:41:55,240 --> 01:41:57,400
Speaker 8: hundred and seven now, which I think is the best part.

1844
01:41:57,479 --> 01:41:59,519
Speaker 8: Like I saw the pictures of like the cast of

1845
01:41:59,560 --> 01:42:02,040
Speaker 8: the season. My Jesus kid looks thirty.

1846
01:42:02,160 --> 01:42:02,280
Speaker 13: Well.

1847
01:42:02,320 --> 01:42:04,280
Speaker 3: In that first episode they do like a flashback, but

1848
01:42:04,320 --> 01:42:08,839
Speaker 3: they clearly have to like like cgi the kid actor's

1849
01:42:08,920 --> 01:42:10,840
Speaker 3: face on or something. I don't know. Yeah, they're all

1850
01:42:10,880 --> 01:42:12,760
Speaker 3: like early twenties, right. I just got to the end

1851
01:42:12,800 --> 01:42:14,840
Speaker 3: of the first episode and I was like, Okay, I'm

1852
01:42:14,840 --> 01:42:16,519
Speaker 3: gonna give this an hour and see where they're going.

1853
01:42:16,800 --> 01:42:19,479
Speaker 8: And at the end, I go, nope, I do not care.

1854
01:42:19,680 --> 01:42:23,240
Speaker 8: Yeah that Natalia Dier, the one who plays Nancy, is

1855
01:42:23,320 --> 01:42:24,080
Speaker 8: thirty years old.

1856
01:42:24,560 --> 01:42:28,719
Speaker 3: Yes, And by the way, and she's in real life

1857
01:42:28,840 --> 01:42:31,519
Speaker 3: with the dude from the show that's her boyfriend, which

1858
01:42:31,600 --> 01:42:32,160
Speaker 3: do oh really?

1859
01:42:32,320 --> 01:42:32,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, the.

1860
01:42:34,360 --> 01:42:37,400
Speaker 3: The brother of Jona Ryder is no. The other one,

1861
01:42:37,720 --> 01:42:45,400
Speaker 3: Charlie heat Yeah, yeah, yeah, and so yeah, so they're

1862
01:42:45,439 --> 01:42:48,840
Speaker 3: all doing other things and that's fine. I wish them

1863
01:42:48,920 --> 01:42:51,040
Speaker 3: nothing but the best. And I know there are a

1864
01:42:51,080 --> 01:42:53,679
Speaker 3: lot of people who are ride or die with stranger things.

1865
01:42:53,760 --> 01:42:55,479
Speaker 3: But I'm out. Now that it's ending, I kind of

1866
01:42:55,479 --> 01:42:56,880
Speaker 3: want to go back and give it another shot, Like

1867
01:42:56,960 --> 01:42:59,839
Speaker 3: did I let go of it too soon? Two seasons.

1868
01:42:59,880 --> 01:43:02,240
Speaker 3: I never saw the guy that plays the Metallica stuff.

1869
01:43:02,439 --> 01:43:05,280
Speaker 3: I never saw any of that. Oh, Joseph Quinn, you

1870
01:43:05,360 --> 01:43:08,559
Speaker 3: never saw any of that. Yeah, he was the human

1871
01:43:08,680 --> 01:43:11,960
Speaker 3: torch in that reboot of The Fantastic Four. But a

1872
01:43:12,000 --> 01:43:13,799
Speaker 3: lot of people didn't know he was in that Quiet

1873
01:43:13,840 --> 01:43:17,040
Speaker 3: Place prequel to I think because they knew he they

1874
01:43:17,120 --> 01:43:20,000
Speaker 3: remember him with the heavy metal wig, and so when

1875
01:43:20,040 --> 01:43:21,639
Speaker 3: they saw the actual actor, they were like, I don't

1876
01:43:21,640 --> 01:43:23,240
Speaker 3: know who that guy is. And then they were like, oh,

1877
01:43:23,280 --> 01:43:26,680
Speaker 3: it's the guy from Straight Oh yeah, yeah, all a

1878
01:43:26,760 --> 01:43:29,160
Speaker 3: surprised you like stranger things, although the ugly kids listen.

1879
01:43:29,200 --> 01:43:31,720
Speaker 3: I've said it. I'm on record, you better have hot

1880
01:43:31,840 --> 01:43:34,599
Speaker 3: kids in your show, right, not a pervy way if

1881
01:43:34,600 --> 01:43:36,800
Speaker 3: it's gonna work. If it's a show about kids, and

1882
01:43:36,920 --> 01:43:39,720
Speaker 3: this is what you're serving me, They're just like any

1883
01:43:39,800 --> 01:43:43,600
Speaker 3: other actor. I need them to be visually pleasant, and

1884
01:43:43,720 --> 01:43:45,800
Speaker 3: I think there's a lot of people and stranger things

1885
01:43:45,960 --> 01:43:49,679
Speaker 3: that are visually unpleasant. I started watching that entire show

1886
01:43:49,760 --> 01:43:52,920
Speaker 3: because a little known a rider. I'm a gen xer man.

1887
01:43:53,000 --> 01:43:58,800
Speaker 3: I mean, she was our she was our exhibit A.

1888
01:43:59,160 --> 01:44:02,320
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, back in the day, was Winona Ryder beatle Juice,

1889
01:44:02,760 --> 01:44:06,080
Speaker 3: all of it? Yeah, reality be taste if you know

1890
01:44:06,200 --> 01:44:10,439
Speaker 3: you were Latin. Ah, but yeah, I'm not sticking around

1891
01:44:10,479 --> 01:44:13,960
Speaker 3: for Wenona Ryder. Inst What was the uh oh god,

1892
01:44:14,040 --> 01:44:17,320
Speaker 3: what was that movie? She was in with Christian Slater Heathers.

1893
01:44:17,760 --> 01:44:21,280
Speaker 3: Heathers remember that one. Sure, I love my dad gay

1894
01:44:21,400 --> 01:44:25,280
Speaker 3: Son love Heathers. I went back a while ago because

1895
01:44:25,280 --> 01:44:27,000
Speaker 3: I was clicking around and it happened to be on

1896
01:44:28,920 --> 01:44:34,439
Speaker 3: the Gary Oldman Dracula. Remember Bram Stoker's Dracula. It was

1897
01:44:34,479 --> 01:44:37,719
Speaker 3: Francis fort Coppolo's Wenona Ryers. Keanure is doing a terrible accent.

1898
01:44:37,840 --> 01:44:41,280
Speaker 3: Gary Oldman was Count Dracula, And I'm like, wow, does

1899
01:44:41,360 --> 01:44:44,000
Speaker 3: this movie not hold up? Because at the time ninety

1900
01:44:44,040 --> 01:44:45,640
Speaker 3: two I saw it in college, I was like, this

1901
01:44:45,720 --> 01:44:48,599
Speaker 3: is great. She is not good.

1902
01:44:49,080 --> 01:44:53,400
Speaker 8: She was also the girlfriend in mister Deed's She was

1903
01:44:53,640 --> 01:44:57,120
Speaker 8: Sandler movie. Yeah, just scrolling through, I forgot about that women.

1904
01:44:57,400 --> 01:45:00,360
Speaker 8: It was Joe and Little Women. I don't think seen

1905
01:45:00,400 --> 01:45:01,839
Speaker 8: that well. I thought it was about midgets.

1906
01:45:04,360 --> 01:45:07,640
Speaker 3: But much to my chagrin, much to my dismay, it

1907
01:45:07,800 --> 01:45:12,479
Speaker 3: was not now Edward Scissor Hands. Yeah, she turned down

1908
01:45:12,560 --> 01:45:15,760
Speaker 3: the role in the film Edward Penis Hands, which is

1909
01:45:15,800 --> 01:45:19,240
Speaker 3: the one that I liked a lot. But yeah, so

1910
01:45:19,840 --> 01:45:21,080
Speaker 3: we Wobbly Fingers.

1911
01:45:21,280 --> 01:45:21,479
Speaker 8: Yeah.

1912
01:45:23,120 --> 01:45:25,760
Speaker 3: So I was on the fence about Stranger Things. But

1913
01:45:25,840 --> 01:45:29,160
Speaker 3: I was like, okay, I I might be surprised. Maybe

1914
01:45:29,200 --> 01:45:34,320
Speaker 3: I'm going into this, you know, all curmudgeony, Maybe I am,

1915
01:45:34,400 --> 01:45:37,040
Speaker 3: but I'm like, I ain't wasting time on a show

1916
01:45:37,080 --> 01:45:40,400
Speaker 3: that I don't care about anymore. Yeah, because, like somebody said,

1917
01:45:40,439 --> 01:45:42,240
Speaker 3: the finale is in theaters because it's supposed to be

1918
01:45:42,280 --> 01:45:44,760
Speaker 3: two and a half hours long. You guys don't know

1919
01:45:44,880 --> 01:45:48,160
Speaker 3: how to tell a story if you have five seasons

1920
01:45:48,200 --> 01:45:50,439
Speaker 3: of a show and you're still doing the same thing.

1921
01:45:51,439 --> 01:45:53,479
Speaker 5: So they just go on adventures with each other.

1922
01:45:53,840 --> 01:45:54,200
Speaker 24: What is it?

1923
01:45:54,400 --> 01:45:59,000
Speaker 3: Well, now they're now the military has taken over the

1924
01:45:59,160 --> 01:46:03,559
Speaker 3: upside down, so they're trying to infiltrate this other dimension.

1925
01:46:03,720 --> 01:46:08,559
Speaker 3: So you have, narratively, you've traveled from this other dimension

1926
01:46:08,600 --> 01:46:11,839
Speaker 3: that only these kids knew existed to now like everybody

1927
01:46:11,920 --> 01:46:15,240
Speaker 3: knows about it. The town is essentially under military control

1928
01:46:15,360 --> 01:46:17,600
Speaker 3: and blah blah blah. But like Matthew Modine still in it.

1929
01:46:17,720 --> 01:46:20,599
Speaker 3: He's in it, like Ethan Hawk's kid is in it. Yeah,

1930
01:46:21,400 --> 01:46:24,800
Speaker 3: they're all fine actors. I just don't want to watch

1931
01:46:27,080 --> 01:46:31,080
Speaker 3: these kids. And you know, I'm with you riding around

1932
01:46:31,200 --> 01:46:37,080
Speaker 3: on their dirt bikes. I'm like, god, no, thank you. So, yeah,

1933
01:46:38,160 --> 01:46:41,400
Speaker 3: the four main kids are in high school and everybody

1934
01:46:41,439 --> 01:46:43,280
Speaker 3: else is kind of running around. You know, at this

1935
01:46:43,360 --> 01:46:46,679
Speaker 3: point they're like all commandos and they're setting up these missions.

1936
01:46:49,000 --> 01:46:52,960
Speaker 3: Is the one kid all messed up? Still will okay?

1937
01:46:53,160 --> 01:46:56,280
Speaker 3: He has like seizures and he's like seeing the eyes

1938
01:46:56,400 --> 01:46:58,880
Speaker 3: of the Demi organ and you know, see, I don't

1939
01:46:58,880 --> 01:47:01,160
Speaker 3: even think I ever made it to the Demi gorgon stuff.

1940
01:47:04,160 --> 01:47:08,479
Speaker 3: Our friend Leslie texted me in all caps, all caps rop,

1941
01:47:09,479 --> 01:47:15,439
Speaker 3: which she's not prone to doing all capsyss Ellen, baby,

1942
01:47:15,479 --> 01:47:18,000
Speaker 3: I love you. You are wrong. Gary Oldman holds up

1943
01:47:18,120 --> 01:47:22,400
Speaker 3: as Dracula and I will die on this hill. Well, Leslie,

1944
01:47:22,439 --> 01:47:26,080
Speaker 3: you will die alone on that hill. No, listen, I

1945
01:47:26,080 --> 01:47:27,679
Speaker 3: could be in the minority there. I just hadn't seen

1946
01:47:27,720 --> 01:47:31,559
Speaker 3: that movie in a long time. Everybody knows about Keanu's terrible,

1947
01:47:31,720 --> 01:47:35,160
Speaker 3: terrible accent, but beyond that, I was like, yeah, but

1948
01:47:35,200 --> 01:47:37,800
Speaker 3: the movie's great, isn't it. And then I watched I

1949
01:47:37,880 --> 01:47:42,400
Speaker 3: was like, oh, new, Listen, Gary Oldman's great in everything

1950
01:47:42,840 --> 01:47:47,679
Speaker 3: that to me is a separate thing. Millie Bobby Brown

1951
01:47:47,840 --> 01:47:52,639
Speaker 3: was also in one of the King Kong movies. Right, Elanie,

1952
01:47:52,800 --> 01:47:58,120
Speaker 3: She's just gets better. Listen. I applaud those of you

1953
01:47:58,200 --> 01:48:00,240
Speaker 3: who are still watching the show because it's for you.

1954
01:48:00,360 --> 01:48:02,840
Speaker 3: It's clearly not for me. It's like this program when

1955
01:48:02,880 --> 01:48:05,080
Speaker 3: people call me and go, you suck, I don't listen.

1956
01:48:05,120 --> 01:48:07,679
Speaker 3: I go, hey, yeah you do, b please don't because

1957
01:48:07,680 --> 01:48:10,280
Speaker 3: I'm looking to clear out the dead wood. So you're

1958
01:48:10,320 --> 01:48:13,640
Speaker 3: doing me a favor if you split. So that's what

1959
01:48:13,720 --> 01:48:15,400
Speaker 3: they're that's what they're doing with me. They don't care

1960
01:48:15,400 --> 01:48:15,880
Speaker 3: if I watch.

1961
01:48:16,560 --> 01:48:21,839
Speaker 8: Millie Bonnie bon Jiovi and her husband Jake bon Giov

1962
01:48:22,479 --> 01:48:26,960
Speaker 8: adopted their child Oh in the summer of twenty twenty five.

1963
01:48:27,200 --> 01:48:29,720
Speaker 3: She didn't want to ruin her bard to art. She's

1964
01:48:29,800 --> 01:48:32,160
Speaker 3: keeping it. I'm telling you, man, she's twenty one. Yeah,

1965
01:48:32,360 --> 01:48:35,120
Speaker 3: she's ready for life after stranger things. She's gonna do

1966
01:48:35,560 --> 01:48:38,679
Speaker 3: just fine. That's what I thought is. I was like, wow,

1967
01:48:38,840 --> 01:48:42,599
Speaker 3: that's young to have a kid. It's not nineteen sixty nine,

1968
01:48:42,640 --> 01:48:44,479
Speaker 3: you know what I mean. Like, but if they adopt it,

1969
01:48:44,560 --> 01:48:49,040
Speaker 3: I mean physically have a kid when you're an actress. Okay,

1970
01:48:49,120 --> 01:48:53,000
Speaker 3: well that makes sense. Adopted a kid, adopt, don't shop

1971
01:48:53,160 --> 01:48:58,679
Speaker 3: rob she's keeping it toy like a toy. So yeah,

1972
01:48:59,000 --> 01:49:02,320
Speaker 3: Millie Bonnie bon Jovi. For the people who are keeping

1973
01:49:02,439 --> 01:49:07,680
Speaker 3: track of those things, well, congratulations to them. What does

1974
01:49:07,760 --> 01:49:11,680
Speaker 3: bon Jovi's kid do? Is he a musician in his

1975
01:49:11,760 --> 01:49:13,720
Speaker 3: own right? Don Jovi's kid, Yeah, he doesn't have to

1976
01:49:13,760 --> 01:49:15,360
Speaker 3: do anything nothing.

1977
01:49:15,520 --> 01:49:17,439
Speaker 8: Yeah, but bon Jovi doesn't strike me as a guy

1978
01:49:17,479 --> 01:49:20,320
Speaker 8: who's like giving his money to his kids. John bon

1979
01:49:20,400 --> 01:49:23,519
Speaker 8: Jovi seems like a really by all accounts, he's a

1980
01:49:23,560 --> 01:49:24,719
Speaker 8: pretty centered dude.

1981
01:49:25,040 --> 01:49:28,560
Speaker 3: He looks so wholesome. American model and actor is what

1982
01:49:28,680 --> 01:49:31,639
Speaker 3: it says, all right, Well, I mean the word model

1983
01:49:31,640 --> 01:49:34,280
Speaker 3: doesn't mean anything anymore, so I'm always curious what you

1984
01:49:34,360 --> 01:49:37,080
Speaker 3: know he was in. He looks like any other random

1985
01:49:37,160 --> 01:49:39,800
Speaker 3: scrub you'd run into. You know, he was in bar

1986
01:49:40,040 --> 01:49:41,120
Speaker 3: In Brunswick.

1987
01:49:40,800 --> 01:49:44,519
Speaker 8: Movie, a musical film called rock Bottom, and a romantic

1988
01:49:44,640 --> 01:49:46,360
Speaker 8: comedy called Sweethearts.

1989
01:49:46,600 --> 01:49:49,839
Speaker 3: I'll be the judge of whether or not it's a comedy.

1990
01:49:50,240 --> 01:49:53,040
Speaker 3: You should just call it a romantic his I'll tell

1991
01:49:53,040 --> 01:49:53,719
Speaker 3: you if it's funny.

1992
01:49:53,880 --> 01:49:59,680
Speaker 8: His IMDb page also lists other upcoming projects like in

1993
01:49:59,800 --> 01:50:03,160
Speaker 8: ol Homes three uhh that ought to be good.

1994
01:50:03,840 --> 01:50:06,080
Speaker 3: First two weren't enough. I didn't know there was a

1995
01:50:06,160 --> 01:50:07,240
Speaker 3: Nanola Holmes too.

1996
01:50:07,520 --> 01:50:09,840
Speaker 8: Once you start hitching your wagon to your wife for

1997
01:50:09,920 --> 01:50:12,080
Speaker 8: your acting career, it's going to end miserably. This is

1998
01:50:12,080 --> 01:50:14,639
Speaker 8: gonna be he's gonna just get jealous that he doesn't

1999
01:50:14,640 --> 01:50:16,760
Speaker 8: have a career and she's he's a nepo husband, right,

2000
01:50:16,960 --> 01:50:19,439
Speaker 8: he's a neo baby and husband.

2001
01:50:19,560 --> 01:50:22,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, wow, this guy's smart. Just hanging on man, just

2002
01:50:23,120 --> 01:50:28,760
Speaker 3: rolling in dull. Well. Everyone's blown me up about Dracula, right,

2003
01:50:29,720 --> 01:50:30,680
Speaker 3: saying that it holds up.

2004
01:50:30,720 --> 01:50:33,360
Speaker 8: Okay, I got a text that says they're making an

2005
01:50:33,479 --> 01:50:37,000
Speaker 8: offshoot show with the skinny girl stranger.

2006
01:50:38,080 --> 01:50:40,479
Speaker 3: I don't care for her at all. I don't know

2007
01:50:40,520 --> 01:50:43,920
Speaker 3: who she is, but that's how you dire. Oh, that's

2008
01:50:43,920 --> 01:50:46,400
Speaker 3: who it is. I find her very visually unpleasant.

2009
01:50:46,479 --> 01:50:49,720
Speaker 8: Okay, so really, yes, Oh, I don't think he's a

2010
01:50:49,800 --> 01:50:52,000
Speaker 8: super super bony and angular.

2011
01:50:52,120 --> 01:50:54,640
Speaker 3: I do not care to look at her for an

2012
01:50:54,680 --> 01:50:59,400
Speaker 3: extended period of time. I don't.

2013
01:50:59,840 --> 01:51:03,559
Speaker 8: I think that's I think that's Sadie Sink, the one

2014
01:51:03,640 --> 01:51:05,280
Speaker 8: who they have confined to a hospital.

2015
01:51:05,320 --> 01:51:06,960
Speaker 3: Beg, she's still in a coma. She's the one that

2016
01:51:07,080 --> 01:51:09,160
Speaker 3: was playing Kate Bush. You know, Kate Bush got millions

2017
01:51:09,200 --> 01:51:11,880
Speaker 3: of dollars in streaming revenue because The Stranger Things last

2018
01:51:11,880 --> 01:51:15,400
Speaker 3: Searson that Sadie Sink, that redhead, very low key actress,

2019
01:51:15,439 --> 01:51:18,120
Speaker 3: she's been in some other things. She's dynamite, but they

2020
01:51:18,160 --> 01:51:19,760
Speaker 3: got her laying in the bed because she's in a coma.

2021
01:51:19,960 --> 01:51:21,800
Speaker 3: Who's the one you're talking about. I'm sure she's good

2022
01:51:22,280 --> 01:51:26,519
Speaker 3: Italian Diary. Yeah, plays Will's sister. I think. I mean,

2023
01:51:26,880 --> 01:51:32,360
Speaker 3: she's cute, don't care for it ish And that's being

2024
01:51:32,520 --> 01:51:36,519
Speaker 3: as shallow as I can possibly be, not a shallow person.

2025
01:51:36,760 --> 01:51:38,800
Speaker 3: I'm draining a lot of water out to get there.

2026
01:51:39,400 --> 01:51:41,680
Speaker 3: Maya Hawk is also in the show. Yeah, she's great too.

2027
01:51:42,439 --> 01:51:45,560
Speaker 3: She's going by Millie Bonbond. Somebody says she said in

2028
01:51:45,680 --> 01:51:48,360
Speaker 3: an interview, I feel like she's trolling all of us

2029
01:51:48,520 --> 01:51:51,360
Speaker 3: because of her mind. She's like, why would anyone care

2030
01:51:51,439 --> 01:51:55,200
Speaker 3: what I call myself? And she's absolutely correct. The Ellen

2031
01:51:55,320 --> 01:51:56,160
Speaker 3: Carr Show.

2032
01:51:56,320 --> 01:52:02,479
Speaker 1: On one hundred called the Alan Cock Show.

2033
01:52:02,520 --> 01:52:06,719
Speaker 3: And this is when the Antichrist is going to reveal himself.

2034
01:52:06,840 --> 01:52:09,800
Speaker 3: He lives among the beasts and heat grass.

2035
01:52:09,800 --> 01:52:13,519
Speaker 17: Two six seven eight one double oh seven or eight

2036
01:52:13,600 --> 01:52:14,880
Speaker 17: one double oh seven.

2037
01:52:27,680 --> 01:52:32,200
Speaker 3: Three two. I'll send me a text. You'll get the

2038
01:52:32,280 --> 01:52:34,200
Speaker 3: chat room open if you're watching the show on our

2039
01:52:34,240 --> 01:52:38,599
Speaker 3: YouTube channel. Boy, I love fun facts man, all fun

2040
01:52:38,720 --> 01:52:41,360
Speaker 3: Uh the trapping weather facts there? Yeah, no, I'll hear

2041
01:52:41,400 --> 01:52:44,439
Speaker 3: that one. I think that I did. Yeah, it's it's

2042
01:52:44,800 --> 01:52:47,160
Speaker 3: kind of a big deal. I didn't know that. Well

2043
01:52:47,240 --> 01:52:54,080
Speaker 3: it was it was legal? Uh information, Yes, yeah, something

2044
01:52:54,200 --> 01:52:59,360
Speaker 3: to satisfy. I love that one. Did they said about no,

2045
01:52:59,600 --> 01:53:00,519
Speaker 3: it's illegal.

2046
01:53:01,880 --> 01:53:05,960
Speaker 24: Yeah, hold on, it's illegal to not center Elkimelt has

2047
01:53:06,000 --> 01:53:08,200
Speaker 24: one over one billion for their injured clients. Call one

2048
01:53:08,240 --> 01:53:11,720
Speaker 24: eight hundred elk Ohio. It's very messy on the roadways

2049
01:53:11,960 --> 01:53:15,240
Speaker 24: with the melting snow. Also watch out for those icy patches.

2050
01:53:15,520 --> 01:53:18,280
Speaker 24: Fun fact, did you know that it is an Ohio

2051
01:53:18,520 --> 01:53:21,639
Speaker 24: law to remove snow and ice from your car? Also,

2052
01:53:21,800 --> 01:53:24,919
Speaker 24: the law requires your headlights beyond any time of vehicles

2053
01:53:24,960 --> 01:53:27,840
Speaker 24: whinshield wipers are activated, Jackie robertson the time.

2054
01:53:27,880 --> 01:53:31,840
Speaker 3: Now, I didn't know exactly. Well again, fun is objective,

2055
01:53:31,960 --> 01:53:34,400
Speaker 3: but and I'm Captain fun Rob, That's what I'm saying.

2056
01:53:34,680 --> 01:53:37,160
Speaker 3: I take it as more objective, all right, But I

2057
01:53:37,240 --> 01:53:39,640
Speaker 3: didn't know that your lights had to be on when

2058
01:53:39,680 --> 01:53:43,360
Speaker 3: your wipers were on. Well, I think most cars now

2059
01:53:43,600 --> 01:53:45,920
Speaker 3: just happens. Is that true though?

2060
01:53:46,160 --> 01:53:46,320
Speaker 6: Yeah?

2061
01:53:46,400 --> 01:53:48,960
Speaker 3: Mine mine is. Yeah, when your wipers are on, your lights,

2062
01:53:49,120 --> 01:53:50,040
Speaker 3: I mean you would.

2063
01:53:49,840 --> 01:53:53,000
Speaker 8: Do one of them though, running running lights running lights, right,

2064
01:53:53,320 --> 01:53:57,559
Speaker 8: I think it just happens. I mean, now, fun fact

2065
01:53:57,760 --> 01:53:58,000
Speaker 8: for me.

2066
01:53:59,200 --> 01:54:01,840
Speaker 3: I'm a guy who rides rain or shine with my

2067
01:54:01,920 --> 01:54:05,720
Speaker 3: wipers on, so it's very distracting for people who are

2068
01:54:05,880 --> 01:54:15,240
Speaker 3: riding with me because there's the noise. Yeah yeah, how

2069
01:54:15,479 --> 01:54:20,760
Speaker 3: about your New England Patriots? Now, Young Way Coup stole

2070
01:54:20,840 --> 01:54:25,680
Speaker 3: their stole their thunder. This is the kicker for the

2071
01:54:25,800 --> 01:54:30,040
Speaker 3: New York Giants who dug his foot into the turf.

2072
01:54:30,840 --> 01:54:33,360
Speaker 3: He didn't even get the ball. Troy Aikman one of

2073
01:54:33,400 --> 01:54:35,080
Speaker 3: the guys calling the get Aikman.

2074
01:54:35,840 --> 01:54:35,960
Speaker 8: Uh.

2075
01:54:36,160 --> 01:54:38,920
Speaker 3: He couldn't even stop laughing at it. I'll show you

2076
01:54:38,960 --> 01:54:41,440
Speaker 3: the video if you're watching the live stream of what

2077
01:54:42,160 --> 01:54:44,520
Speaker 3: how far out was he? Oh, there's a forty seven

2078
01:54:44,640 --> 01:54:48,440
Speaker 3: yard attempt. Young Way Coup, who was a guy we

2079
01:54:48,680 --> 01:54:51,200
Speaker 3: almost had on the Chicago Bears. By the way, you

2080
01:54:51,320 --> 01:54:54,600
Speaker 3: might remember a guy named Cody Parky. Remember the double

2081
01:54:54,720 --> 01:54:55,360
Speaker 3: doink guy.

2082
01:54:55,520 --> 01:54:55,640
Speaker 8: Oh?

2083
01:54:56,040 --> 01:54:59,040
Speaker 3: Okay, Cody Parky had a couple of tours of duty

2084
01:54:59,080 --> 01:55:03,000
Speaker 3: with the Browns, I think, but the Bears had him

2085
01:55:03,360 --> 01:55:05,520
Speaker 3: and he crapped the bed and then they had Young

2086
01:55:05,600 --> 01:55:08,560
Speaker 3: Way Ku come in for a hot minute to practice

2087
01:55:08,560 --> 01:55:10,360
Speaker 3: with him. We almost had this guy and the Bears.

2088
01:55:11,360 --> 01:55:13,640
Speaker 3: He's kicking for the Giants though, and he never even

2089
01:55:14,440 --> 01:55:15,280
Speaker 3: touched the ball.

2090
01:55:16,120 --> 01:55:19,640
Speaker 6: Forty seven yard try now by Young Way Coude. He

2091
01:55:19,960 --> 01:55:24,160
Speaker 6: stumbled Killen gets swallowed up here.

2092
01:55:24,240 --> 01:55:24,520
Speaker 17: It is.

2093
01:55:30,480 --> 01:55:36,200
Speaker 6: Whoops. I guess that goes down as a fist.

2094
01:55:36,720 --> 01:55:39,120
Speaker 3: I don't know if they touched the ball that would

2095
01:55:39,160 --> 01:55:40,480
Speaker 3: have hurt. I would have thanked you.

2096
01:55:41,040 --> 01:55:44,360
Speaker 8: Yeah, you're going in full kicked it like to just stop.

2097
01:55:44,720 --> 01:55:46,840
Speaker 8: I've never seen that in all of my life. I've

2098
01:55:46,960 --> 01:55:47,400
Speaker 8: never seen that.

2099
01:55:47,880 --> 01:55:48,280
Speaker 11: It was about.

2100
01:55:48,280 --> 01:55:52,840
Speaker 3: I mean that dude, the placeholder, Jamie Gillen. Yeah, this

2101
01:55:53,080 --> 01:55:56,640
Speaker 3: guy had a ninety four yard kick returned for a touchdown.

2102
01:55:57,200 --> 01:55:59,560
Speaker 3: So it was a rough night for the Giants of

2103
01:55:59,640 --> 01:56:04,080
Speaker 3: New York City. Thirty three to fifteen was the final

2104
01:56:04,160 --> 01:56:08,320
Speaker 3: there against the New England Patriots. Yeah they're yeah, dude,

2105
01:56:08,440 --> 01:56:13,760
Speaker 3: they're good man, Yeah, dude, Patriots a killer. But everybody's asked.

2106
01:56:13,800 --> 01:56:16,120
Speaker 3: It was still seventeen to seven when that happened. But

2107
01:56:16,680 --> 01:56:19,480
Speaker 3: Young Way Ku yeah, he says it was because of

2108
01:56:19,560 --> 01:56:19,960
Speaker 3: the weather.

2109
01:56:21,680 --> 01:56:24,560
Speaker 8: I've never seen that. I mean, people play in all

2110
01:56:24,640 --> 01:56:27,000
Speaker 8: kinds of weather. I've never seen that happens.

2111
01:56:27,200 --> 01:56:29,120
Speaker 3: He's no joke of a kicker. He's been around a

2112
01:56:29,160 --> 01:56:31,960
Speaker 3: long time. He's a good kicker, but that yeah, not

2113
01:56:32,120 --> 01:56:37,360
Speaker 3: his uh, not his best moment. Yeah, I'd be so

2114
01:56:37,480 --> 01:56:39,720
Speaker 3: pissed if Troygan was laughing at me too. They do

2115
01:56:39,840 --> 01:56:44,400
Speaker 3: your job, jerk, laugh at me missing a kick, jerk.

2116
01:56:44,640 --> 01:56:48,879
Speaker 6: Forty seven years try now by young Way Cody Stumble.

2117
01:56:49,680 --> 01:56:50,920
Speaker 20: I don't think I've ever seen that.

2118
01:56:51,880 --> 01:56:53,960
Speaker 3: Look like you just stumped his foot right end of

2119
01:56:54,000 --> 01:56:54,560
Speaker 3: the term.

2120
01:56:56,400 --> 01:56:56,680
Speaker 10: Whoop.

2121
01:57:00,360 --> 01:57:02,040
Speaker 3: I guess that goes down as a miss.

2122
01:57:02,600 --> 01:57:02,960
Speaker 6: I don't know.

2123
01:57:03,120 --> 01:57:04,240
Speaker 3: I've never touched it all.

2124
01:57:05,480 --> 01:57:07,560
Speaker 6: I said a miss, But it's not a miss because

2125
01:57:07,600 --> 01:57:08,800
Speaker 6: he never touched the football.

2126
01:57:09,000 --> 01:57:18,520
Speaker 3: Fill perfect, it's real, Yeah, Troy Aikman, Well, because they

2127
01:57:18,560 --> 01:57:21,520
Speaker 3: cut to Jackson Dart. Yeah, there's the quarterback for the Giants,

2128
01:57:21,560 --> 01:57:24,040
Speaker 3: and he's going, are you kidding me? Yeah?

2129
01:57:24,040 --> 01:57:26,000
Speaker 8: I think he said, oh my god or something. There

2130
01:57:26,040 --> 01:57:29,200
Speaker 8: you go, oh, like you like, of all the bad

2131
01:57:29,280 --> 01:57:32,200
Speaker 8: things to happen, that happened, you know, He's like, come on, yeah.

2132
01:57:32,120 --> 01:57:35,520
Speaker 3: Well there you go. Listen. It happens to the best

2133
01:57:35,600 --> 01:57:39,200
Speaker 3: of them, that's it. But at young Way coup Listen.

2134
01:57:39,240 --> 01:57:41,720
Speaker 3: They can't all be Phil Dawson or Robbie Gould. Okay,

2135
01:57:42,200 --> 01:57:45,080
Speaker 3: they can't all be guys. Yes, it can't all be

2136
01:57:45,200 --> 01:57:49,040
Speaker 3: guys who get in there and just murder every time. Yeah,

2137
01:57:49,080 --> 01:57:51,440
Speaker 3: it's a drag that that sucks. And I don't know

2138
01:57:51,480 --> 01:57:57,520
Speaker 3: how he didn't hurt himself. Alan Gary Oldman's Dracula is

2139
01:57:57,600 --> 01:58:00,240
Speaker 3: the worst of the Draculas. Listen for me. I know

2140
01:58:00,280 --> 01:58:05,200
Speaker 3: about that. Leslie Nielsen is the best. Hashtag always my

2141
01:58:05,400 --> 01:58:10,040
Speaker 3: Dracula Basketball Dan though saying that the best Dracula, of

2142
01:58:10,120 --> 01:58:14,520
Speaker 3: course is Count Chalcula. Now I've never had Count Chocula.

2143
01:58:14,680 --> 01:58:18,080
Speaker 3: I was a booberry man, but I will say that

2144
01:58:18,360 --> 01:58:24,640
Speaker 3: if Count Chocula is our best Dracula, you're turning my

2145
01:58:24,720 --> 01:58:28,040
Speaker 3: mind into a pretzel. Because he's got a lot of company.

2146
01:58:28,200 --> 01:58:32,200
Speaker 3: A lot of actors have portrayed Dracula. There was Gerard Butler.

2147
01:58:32,240 --> 01:58:36,240
Speaker 3: Remember he was Dracula two thousand, right. He was the

2148
01:58:36,480 --> 01:58:38,320
Speaker 3: whatever you think of Gerard Butler, and he's done a

2149
01:58:38,360 --> 01:58:40,440
Speaker 3: lot of crap in the interim, but a lot of

2150
01:58:40,520 --> 01:58:44,800
Speaker 3: hits too. He was Dracula and the Phantom of the Opera,

2151
01:58:47,720 --> 01:58:49,560
Speaker 3: which is short for if you've ever seen the live

2152
01:58:49,600 --> 01:58:53,520
Speaker 3: production Phantom of the Operation. He was a doctor. The

2153
01:58:53,640 --> 01:58:57,600
Speaker 3: mask is because he hurt himself and then of course

2154
01:58:57,640 --> 01:59:00,960
Speaker 3: you had Frank Lenjella. If you're a you remember that

2155
01:59:01,080 --> 01:59:06,440
Speaker 3: actor played Dracula in the seventies. Remember the Frank langella Dracula.

2156
01:59:06,560 --> 01:59:09,200
Speaker 3: I don't nineteen seventy nine. I think it was a

2157
01:59:09,240 --> 01:59:13,880
Speaker 3: big hit. The euro was born. Shut up, Rob. Sorry.

2158
01:59:14,920 --> 01:59:16,600
Speaker 3: It's not often I get to say I feel young

2159
01:59:16,640 --> 01:59:17,160
Speaker 3: about something.

2160
01:59:17,520 --> 01:59:17,760
Speaker 8: I know.

2161
01:59:18,760 --> 01:59:22,440
Speaker 3: And there's another Dracula movie coming out, I think in

2162
01:59:22,680 --> 01:59:25,400
Speaker 3: January or in a couple of weeks or something. This kid,

2163
01:59:25,560 --> 01:59:30,720
Speaker 3: Caleb Landry Jones, who's very odd looking, very androgynous, he's

2164
01:59:30,880 --> 01:59:34,960
Speaker 3: in there's a movie coming out called Dracula a Love Tail.

2165
01:59:35,480 --> 01:59:39,560
Speaker 3: Oh boy, and it's it's getting attention because of the director.

2166
01:59:39,600 --> 01:59:41,640
Speaker 3: Oh Luke Bassan, who's the French guy that did like

2167
01:59:41,760 --> 01:59:48,000
Speaker 3: Fifth Elament and Leaf Nikita. Dracula a Love Tail is

2168
01:59:48,120 --> 01:59:51,120
Speaker 3: going to be out. It also sounds like it's largely unnecessary.

2169
01:59:51,600 --> 01:59:54,240
Speaker 8: It's another one with Christoph walso in it. And you

2170
01:59:54,280 --> 01:59:58,440
Speaker 8: said he's in Frankenstein Frankenstein. Yeah, so yeah, a lot

2171
01:59:58,520 --> 02:00:01,560
Speaker 8: of guys that put on the Cape is Dracula. Right,

2172
02:00:01,680 --> 02:00:05,280
Speaker 8: you go all the way back to Christopher Lee. There

2173
02:00:05,320 --> 02:00:09,360
Speaker 8: is an actor named Luke Evans who played Dracula. Remember

2174
02:00:09,800 --> 02:00:10,920
Speaker 8: Bella Lagosi.

2175
02:00:12,360 --> 02:00:18,280
Speaker 3: How about Adam Sandler, Oh, from his cartoon movie Animated,

2176
02:00:18,400 --> 02:00:23,840
Speaker 3: But he's Dracula in Hotel Transylvania. I don't say blah

2177
02:00:23,920 --> 02:00:28,480
Speaker 3: blah blah. I mean he's basically he's doing Smigel doing Triumph. Yes,

2178
02:00:29,600 --> 02:00:33,560
Speaker 3: Nicholas Cage, you see Renfield, I have not. Nicholas Cage

2179
02:00:33,600 --> 02:00:34,360
Speaker 3: played Dracula.

2180
02:00:36,280 --> 02:00:36,600
Speaker 24: For me.

2181
02:00:38,120 --> 02:00:43,000
Speaker 3: The best Dracula is Leslie Nielsen. Now I'm leaving out again.

2182
02:00:43,120 --> 02:00:45,800
Speaker 3: I'm leaving out the black guys, right, the guy that

2183
02:00:45,880 --> 02:00:48,640
Speaker 3: played Blackula. Do you remember that actor's name?

2184
02:00:49,280 --> 02:00:49,320
Speaker 17: No?

2185
02:00:49,760 --> 02:00:53,960
Speaker 3: No, nobody does you know why? Rob racism?

2186
02:00:55,160 --> 02:00:55,280
Speaker 18: Uh?

2187
02:00:55,360 --> 02:00:59,360
Speaker 3: I don't remember the guy's name either. Blacula was William Marshall.

2188
02:01:00,040 --> 02:01:01,880
Speaker 3: William Marshall. I was just about to say it, Yes,

2189
02:01:02,000 --> 02:01:07,960
Speaker 3: I know you were. And that was an African prince

2190
02:01:08,280 --> 02:01:12,680
Speaker 3: who goes to Transylvania and gets turned into a vampire,

2191
02:01:14,000 --> 02:01:16,960
Speaker 3: so he's technically he's not Dracula. Was Eddie Murphy I

2192
02:01:17,000 --> 02:01:22,520
Speaker 3: gets turned into a vampire and becomes a black Ula.

2193
02:01:22,840 --> 02:01:26,520
Speaker 3: Was Eddie Murphy Dracula or just a vampire in that movie?

2194
02:01:27,800 --> 02:01:28,200
Speaker 3: Which one?

2195
02:01:28,320 --> 02:01:28,440
Speaker 15: Was that?

2196
02:01:28,560 --> 02:01:32,040
Speaker 3: A vampire in Harlem Brooklyn? Yeah, he was wasn't he

2197
02:01:32,600 --> 02:01:36,480
Speaker 3: wasn't Snoop Dog a vampire. Now we're getting away here.

2198
02:01:36,600 --> 02:01:39,480
Speaker 3: You're talking. You're making the distinction between Dracula. No, I'm

2199
02:01:39,480 --> 02:01:42,120
Speaker 3: saying a vampire a vampire or was he Dracula in

2200
02:01:42,240 --> 02:01:44,440
Speaker 3: that movie? I think he was a vampire. Okay, I

2201
02:01:44,520 --> 02:01:48,200
Speaker 3: couldn't remember. I've been thirty years since I've seen that movie. Now,

2202
02:01:48,280 --> 02:01:52,960
Speaker 3: the first vampire I remember as a young boy. There's

2203
02:01:53,000 --> 02:01:58,360
Speaker 3: a show that was on NBC for literally probably five minutes,

2204
02:01:58,600 --> 02:02:02,200
Speaker 3: and it was called Cliffhangers. If you are a gen

2205
02:02:02,360 --> 02:02:06,080
Speaker 3: xer and you remember this show, boy, you are breathing

2206
02:02:06,160 --> 02:02:09,480
Speaker 3: rarefied air, because this show was barely on at all,

2207
02:02:09,960 --> 02:02:14,000
Speaker 3: and it was an anthology. They had four different stories

2208
02:02:14,160 --> 02:02:18,120
Speaker 3: going on, and one of them was a Dracula story,

2209
02:02:18,880 --> 02:02:23,080
Speaker 3: and it was called Cliffhangers. It was literally on NBC

2210
02:02:24,240 --> 02:02:27,280
Speaker 3: for three months, and they were trying to like bring

2211
02:02:27,400 --> 02:02:33,760
Speaker 3: back like old movie serial anthologies, and so they had

2212
02:02:33,840 --> 02:02:36,080
Speaker 3: like an Indiana Jones rip off, even though it was

2213
02:02:36,120 --> 02:02:39,000
Speaker 3: before Indiana Jones, but even Indiana Jones was like a

2214
02:02:39,080 --> 02:02:42,680
Speaker 3: ripoff of nineteen forties movies. And they had one of

2215
02:02:42,720 --> 02:02:44,720
Speaker 3: them was called the Cursive Dracula, and that was the

2216
02:02:44,720 --> 02:02:46,720
Speaker 3: one I remember when I was a kid, I was

2217
02:02:46,760 --> 02:02:50,760
Speaker 3: like eight. Now I want to watch Blackula. You should.

2218
02:02:51,360 --> 02:02:54,480
Speaker 3: I bet it's on TWOB I'm sure it is. Alan.

2219
02:02:54,520 --> 02:03:01,120
Speaker 3: What about Sesame Street? Count Dracula? You got me? Well, yeah,

2220
02:03:01,160 --> 02:03:06,680
Speaker 3: he's the Count drac though, is it count Dracula? Chris

2221
02:03:06,840 --> 02:03:10,040
Speaker 3: rand in Fright Night? He wasn't Dracula. He's a vampire?

2222
02:03:10,200 --> 02:03:18,320
Speaker 3: What vampire? Anything? Where you're going? Six a ah seven

2223
02:03:19,280 --> 02:03:26,600
Speaker 3: six seven six seven yeah? Hold on, let me get

2224
02:03:26,680 --> 02:03:29,440
Speaker 3: you some count here, because I think we're running Elmo

2225
02:03:29,560 --> 02:03:31,920
Speaker 3: ads and so this will be a nice tonic to

2226
02:03:32,000 --> 02:03:40,160
Speaker 3: get your mind off that. Sometimes I sit and count

2227
02:03:40,280 --> 02:03:42,600
Speaker 3: all day. This is old school.

2228
02:03:42,840 --> 02:03:53,640
Speaker 27: Oh yeah, sometimes I get carried away. I count slowly, slowly, slowly,

2229
02:03:53,840 --> 02:03:59,880
Speaker 27: getting faster once I starting counting on the stuff fast.

2230
02:04:00,080 --> 02:04:03,840
Speaker 3: But it is so exciting. Now, Rob, here's what I

2231
02:04:03,920 --> 02:04:06,360
Speaker 3: will say, as far as continuity goes. You know, they

2232
02:04:06,400 --> 02:04:12,400
Speaker 3: would always show the count on Sesame Street wearing a monocle,

2233
02:04:13,520 --> 02:04:18,640
Speaker 3: and as everybody knows, vampires have perfect vision, So why

2234
02:04:18,680 --> 02:04:19,200
Speaker 3: would they do it?

2235
02:04:19,640 --> 02:04:19,840
Speaker 10: Right?

2236
02:04:20,360 --> 02:04:22,400
Speaker 3: Was it just a fashion choice? Well, there's one of

2237
02:04:22,480 --> 02:04:24,480
Speaker 3: two things going on here. Either it was an affectation,

2238
02:04:24,680 --> 02:04:28,240
Speaker 3: you know, like kids in college. Present company included who

2239
02:04:28,280 --> 02:04:30,960
Speaker 3: would wear cosmetic glasses because they thought it made him

2240
02:04:31,000 --> 02:04:33,200
Speaker 3: look smarter. I did that for a couple of months.

2241
02:04:34,200 --> 02:04:39,800
Speaker 3: Fun fact, it did not make me look smarter. So

2242
02:04:39,920 --> 02:04:42,400
Speaker 3: maybe it was an affectation or a choice, like you said.

2243
02:04:42,880 --> 02:04:48,080
Speaker 3: Or he's not a real vampire. Oh, I'd blow your mind.

2244
02:04:48,360 --> 02:04:51,640
Speaker 3: Imagine the count from Sesame Street we find out not

2245
02:04:52,560 --> 02:04:53,400
Speaker 3: a real vampire.

2246
02:04:53,480 --> 02:04:56,920
Speaker 8: I'm gonna go with it. He's he was a sock

2247
02:04:57,080 --> 02:04:58,120
Speaker 8: with a guy's hand.

2248
02:04:58,000 --> 02:05:04,360
Speaker 3: Up his ass. I mean by the song he sounds Italian.

2249
02:05:05,440 --> 02:05:08,200
Speaker 8: Hey, I was gonna go more on the Jewish side

2250
02:05:08,200 --> 02:05:12,320
Speaker 8: of things. I love to count like he's Tevier. He's

2251
02:05:12,400 --> 02:05:13,200
Speaker 8: up there on the roof.

2252
02:05:13,400 --> 02:05:18,680
Speaker 3: Yep. I love to company. If I were a rich vampire,

2253
02:05:19,960 --> 02:05:22,240
Speaker 3: I would yeah. Okay, Well there's a lot to go

2254
02:05:22,320 --> 02:05:22,800
Speaker 3: around there.

2255
02:05:23,280 --> 02:05:28,800
Speaker 8: One, two, three, four, and five, six or seven beautiful numbers.

2256
02:05:32,000 --> 02:05:35,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you, George Hamilton, love it for a spike.

2257
02:05:35,120 --> 02:05:37,000
Speaker 3: That's a great one too, Alan, What about Dark Shadows?

2258
02:05:37,320 --> 02:05:40,040
Speaker 3: That was before my time? But Dark Shadows I've still

2259
02:05:40,080 --> 02:05:42,840
Speaker 3: never seen. They tried to make a movie version with

2260
02:05:43,000 --> 02:05:45,240
Speaker 3: Johnny Depp and people were like, I don't even remember

2261
02:05:45,280 --> 02:05:48,680
Speaker 3: the show, but it was my mom's favorite television show.

2262
02:05:49,560 --> 02:05:51,520
Speaker 3: It was like a parody of a soap opera with

2263
02:05:51,840 --> 02:05:55,200
Speaker 3: Dracula and this kind of gothic Victorian cast or whatever.

2264
02:05:55,720 --> 02:05:58,640
Speaker 3: When I was a kid, my mom loved Dark Shadows.

2265
02:06:00,120 --> 02:06:04,760
Speaker 8: The male lead an actor named Jonathan Frid So could

2266
02:06:04,800 --> 02:06:08,080
Speaker 8: that have been why was she maybe digging the Oh?

2267
02:06:08,200 --> 02:06:10,640
Speaker 3: No, he looked like an accountant. Okay, I mean he's

2268
02:06:10,800 --> 02:06:12,320
Speaker 3: I think that was the guy's name. I just didn't know.

2269
02:06:12,400 --> 02:06:14,080
Speaker 8: Maybe it was like, you know, like when when moms

2270
02:06:14,240 --> 02:06:17,360
Speaker 8: read romance novels. No, you know, like mommy porn type

2271
02:06:17,400 --> 02:06:17,760
Speaker 8: of stuff.

2272
02:06:17,920 --> 02:06:24,400
Speaker 3: No, No, it was based on Yeah, the Dark Shadows.

2273
02:06:24,960 --> 02:06:27,400
Speaker 3: It was a soap opera from like the late sixties

2274
02:06:27,520 --> 02:06:32,960
Speaker 3: or something. I don't know anything about this show. Jonathan

2275
02:06:33,240 --> 02:06:38,520
Speaker 3: fred was the actor's name. Did you call me? He

2276
02:06:38,680 --> 02:06:42,240
Speaker 3: was a Canadian actor, Barnabas Collins. He was a vampire,

2277
02:06:42,360 --> 02:06:48,000
Speaker 3: so he wasn't the rock Wool, but he was is

2278
02:06:48,080 --> 02:06:52,440
Speaker 3: a vampire. And again I've said it before, I would

2279
02:06:52,800 --> 02:06:55,280
Speaker 3: love to be a vampire. However, you gotta find that

2280
02:06:55,320 --> 02:06:57,800
Speaker 3: sweet spot. You don't want to be a kid vampire.

2281
02:06:57,840 --> 02:06:59,960
Speaker 3: You don't want to be Kierson Dunston interviewed with a vampire.

2282
02:07:00,320 --> 02:07:02,480
Speaker 3: You don't want to be an old, although it would

2283
02:07:02,480 --> 02:07:06,240
Speaker 3: be preferable, preferable to be older. I'm fifty four, right,

2284
02:07:06,320 --> 02:07:11,000
Speaker 3: I'll be fifty five next summer. Hold for applause. I would.

2285
02:07:14,720 --> 02:07:21,000
Speaker 8: Waiting, pausing, I would still take the bite right right now.

2286
02:07:21,240 --> 02:07:24,760
Speaker 8: I'm at my I'm at my prime. Baby, yeah me talking. Well,

2287
02:07:24,840 --> 02:07:28,320
Speaker 8: that's not true. But nothing hurts, nothing cracks. I am

2288
02:07:28,440 --> 02:07:33,200
Speaker 8: in for my age as peque as I can be.

2289
02:07:33,560 --> 02:07:39,280
Speaker 3: Now, sure, very sad, but all things being equal, somebody goes, hey,

2290
02:07:40,000 --> 02:07:43,280
Speaker 3: no shrimp, I'm a vampire. I'm biden. Whoever wants right,

2291
02:07:43,440 --> 02:07:46,240
Speaker 3: it's our whole thing. You know, it's like the Jehovah's witnesses.

2292
02:07:46,280 --> 02:07:47,440
Speaker 3: They're just looking for warm bodies.

2293
02:07:48,320 --> 02:07:48,480
Speaker 5: You know.

2294
02:07:48,520 --> 02:07:50,760
Speaker 3: You run into the Ja Dubs on the sidewalk out

2295
02:07:50,800 --> 02:07:53,680
Speaker 3: here at ninth in Euclid, and I'll talk your ear off.

2296
02:07:53,720 --> 02:07:56,120
Speaker 3: You're out there a lot oh hells. Yeah there. As

2297
02:07:57,200 --> 02:07:59,160
Speaker 3: when we were in Chicago, we stayed on Navy Pier,

2298
02:07:59,320 --> 02:08:01,600
Speaker 3: and the jay Us had a table set up in

2299
02:08:01,720 --> 02:08:04,680
Speaker 3: Navy Peer, like the body of Navy Peer, the inside

2300
02:08:04,680 --> 02:08:06,960
Speaker 3: where it's all shops and retail and stuff, and right

2301
02:08:07,040 --> 02:08:08,960
Speaker 3: around the corner there because we had to walk through

2302
02:08:09,000 --> 02:08:10,720
Speaker 3: the body of the thing to get to the hotel

2303
02:08:10,800 --> 02:08:13,840
Speaker 3: was in Navy Peer and yeah, jdubs are set up

2304
02:08:13,840 --> 02:08:16,520
Speaker 3: there with a table. Have you heard the good word?

2305
02:08:17,200 --> 02:08:17,520
Speaker 3: I've not.

2306
02:08:18,400 --> 02:08:22,920
Speaker 8: What is it, Albuquerque? I just yeah, I just nod in. Hey,

2307
02:08:23,440 --> 02:08:28,640
Speaker 8: good to see you, Good luck singing that song.

2308
02:08:29,760 --> 02:08:33,000
Speaker 3: But yeah, So the distinction to be made between vampires

2309
02:08:33,120 --> 02:08:37,680
Speaker 3: and Dracula, Right, he's the og. There's a lot more

2310
02:08:38,080 --> 02:08:44,280
Speaker 3: vampires than Dracula. Alan, the Count maybe a sock of

2311
02:08:44,320 --> 02:08:46,040
Speaker 3: the man's hand of his ass, but he's real to me.

2312
02:08:46,240 --> 02:08:50,320
Speaker 3: I didn't say a man's hand, he's just an a hand. Yes,

2313
02:08:50,480 --> 02:08:56,920
Speaker 3: you left a sex netral tender neutral. Yeah, Alan, I

2314
02:08:57,000 --> 02:08:59,879
Speaker 3: think Barnabas is a name that needs to make a comeback.

2315
02:09:00,560 --> 02:09:05,000
Speaker 3: Hm hmm, all right, fine, physician, healed myself. Go leave

2316
02:09:05,040 --> 02:09:08,480
Speaker 3: it in uh and whatever comes out, you name it Barnabas.

2317
02:09:09,480 --> 02:09:16,040
Speaker 3: This is my daughter Barnabas. There's a YouTube video of

2318
02:09:16,040 --> 02:09:18,360
Speaker 3: the Count singing his song, but the word count is

2319
02:09:18,440 --> 02:09:21,600
Speaker 3: bleeped to make it sound highly inappropriate. I like that

2320
02:09:21,720 --> 02:09:29,200
Speaker 3: too very much. See if I can find it the

2321
02:09:29,320 --> 02:09:38,040
Speaker 3: Count censored, you'll know.

2322
02:09:38,240 --> 02:09:40,920
Speaker 27: That I am called the Count.

2323
02:09:44,520 --> 02:09:47,080
Speaker 3: Because I really love.

2324
02:09:51,320 --> 02:09:59,160
Speaker 27: Sometimes I see it and hold it, but sometimes I

2325
02:09:59,360 --> 02:10:02,040
Speaker 27: get cady away.

2326
02:10:06,760 --> 02:10:21,360
Speaker 3: Slowly, kicking faster, faster, faster. See. I think they put

2327
02:10:21,400 --> 02:10:23,000
Speaker 3: a little bit of an f in there, didn't they.

2328
02:10:23,240 --> 02:10:25,320
Speaker 3: I mean, they're bleeping count but it feels like whoever

2329
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Speaker 3: did that stuck like the very part of it's great?

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Speaker 3: Thank you for that tip of the cap there, boy,

2331
02:10:36,480 --> 02:10:39,480
Speaker 3: I gotta tell you, rob a lot of people, and

2332
02:10:39,560 --> 02:10:42,360
Speaker 3: by a lot, I mean Golly two or three.

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02:10:43,920 --> 02:10:48,040
Speaker 8: Took umbrage for whatever reason. At you going gaga over

2334
02:10:48,160 --> 02:10:51,680
Speaker 8: Adam Levine. I got take his daughters to the Maroon

2335
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Speaker 8: five show last week, and his recap the next day

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Speaker 8: was largely focused on what a specimen Adam Levine is.

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Speaker 3: Now, I think that's universal. You don't have to like

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Speaker 3: their music. But nobody looks at Adam Levine and goes,

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Speaker 3: eh right, he he he hee. Alright, Well, yeah, Jess

2340
02:11:12,960 --> 02:11:16,200
Speaker 3: puts some Maybie in the NOL column. You want to

2341
02:11:16,240 --> 02:11:17,760
Speaker 3: know who is hot? Well, I was gonna, I was

2342
02:11:17,920 --> 02:11:20,440
Speaker 3: just gonna ask you if you are you you like him?

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Speaker 5: They look all greasy or what do you like Stephen Tyler?

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Speaker 3: The guy's ninety. He looks like a grandmother walking the beach. No,

2345
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Speaker 3: you like who he used to be. No, no, someone's aunt.

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02:11:31,800 --> 02:11:33,600
Speaker 3: I wanted to be one of you, wanted to be

2347
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Speaker 3: one of those fourteen year olds he was talking about

2348
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Speaker 3: in his book.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I read that book ninety times just picturing it.

2350
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Speaker 3: Was me nine ninew No, she likes Steven Tyler.

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Speaker 5: No, I like him specifically, not in like twenty ten,

2352
02:11:51,120 --> 02:11:54,240
Speaker 5: but like I don't know, like now, he looks so good.

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02:11:54,360 --> 02:11:56,880
Speaker 3: He looks like an aunt, like someone's aunt. There are

2354
02:11:56,960 --> 02:11:59,280
Speaker 3: pictures of him from a few years ago, so not

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02:11:59,400 --> 02:12:01,040
Speaker 3: even current, a few years ago where he was like

2356
02:12:01,080 --> 02:12:03,480
Speaker 3: on vacation on the beach obviously the worst time for

2357
02:12:03,560 --> 02:12:06,640
Speaker 3: paparazzi to get anybody, right because they're not aware that

2358
02:12:06,720 --> 02:12:08,960
Speaker 3: you're there and they're not at there. But he had

2359
02:12:09,000 --> 02:12:11,600
Speaker 3: his hair piled up on his head and he looked

2360
02:12:11,640 --> 02:12:13,600
Speaker 3: like he was wearing a moomoo, and I was like,

2361
02:12:13,800 --> 02:12:17,920
Speaker 3: who is that? Esmeralda from Bewitched is off. You could

2362
02:12:17,960 --> 02:12:21,280
Speaker 3: see his mits and I don't know about his toe,

2363
02:12:21,360 --> 02:12:23,760
Speaker 3: but no, his toe's really weird. How do you know

2364
02:12:23,920 --> 02:12:26,040
Speaker 3: that he has it? You go that granular on Stephen

2365
02:12:26,160 --> 02:12:27,400
Speaker 3: Tyler everything about him.

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Speaker 17: Wow.

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02:12:28,560 --> 02:12:33,480
Speaker 3: So if Stephen Tyler, because you're operating in a different arena. Now, Jess,

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02:12:34,000 --> 02:12:39,200
Speaker 3: Stephen Tyler is doing something with WMMS. I'd sweating and

2369
02:12:39,280 --> 02:12:43,280
Speaker 3: there's an opportunity we would put you right in front

2370
02:12:43,320 --> 02:12:49,080
Speaker 3: of him and you would be speechless. What okay, be

2371
02:12:49,280 --> 02:12:53,320
Speaker 3: very excited. Oh yeah, hmmmm, well now we know this route.

2372
02:12:53,680 --> 02:12:57,240
Speaker 3: Another piece of the Jess puzzle comes into play here.

2373
02:12:58,240 --> 02:13:01,680
Speaker 3: Such a good looking guy, he's not. Just look at it.

2374
02:13:02,000 --> 02:13:05,240
Speaker 3: Even young Steven Tyler wasn't. That's what I was thinking.

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02:13:05,360 --> 02:13:09,120
Speaker 3: Even young. So you're saying that he aged like fine wine.

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02:13:09,280 --> 02:13:12,000
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, he probably smells really bad.

2377
02:13:12,120 --> 02:13:16,920
Speaker 3: But uh, mothballs and mothballs. Yeah, I'm trying to find

2378
02:13:17,000 --> 02:13:19,240
Speaker 3: that picture of him with his hair all piled up.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, just google, uh Steven Tyler. Ant popa Steven Tyler

2380
02:13:24,680 --> 02:13:27,880
Speaker 8: and a skimpy speedo. There Rob, and he's now again.

2381
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Speaker 8: He is an almost an eighty year old man, and

2382
02:13:31,320 --> 02:13:33,640
Speaker 8: he could be in a lot worse shape.

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02:13:34,320 --> 02:13:36,600
Speaker 3: Oh, he's in great shape for an old guy. For suit.

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Speaker 5: You see him live like, he runs aroundrous times.

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Speaker 8: It's great, stevens. I just think Steven Tyler's Oh yeah,

2386
02:13:45,960 --> 02:13:48,320
Speaker 8: very not a good looking guy. Here's the picture.

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Speaker 3: Steven Tyler looks like my friend's mom, who didn't care

2388
02:13:53,760 --> 02:13:56,920
Speaker 3: if we drank as long as we didn't drive. Is

2389
02:13:57,000 --> 02:13:58,840
Speaker 3: that the one with his hair up? In his hairs

2390
02:13:58,920 --> 02:14:00,880
Speaker 3: up and he's are hanging out. Not even that he's

2391
02:14:00,920 --> 02:14:03,960
Speaker 3: got necklaces on, because he always had scarves, he's got

2392
02:14:04,040 --> 02:14:08,400
Speaker 3: oversized sunglasses on. His features are already very feminine. He

2393
02:14:08,480 --> 02:14:11,040
Speaker 3: was always a very like pretty man kind of you know.

2394
02:14:11,720 --> 02:14:13,960
Speaker 3: And even though they were, I don't think they were

2395
02:14:14,000 --> 02:14:16,600
Speaker 3: ever glammed up beyond maybe a little bit of guyliner.

2396
02:14:16,680 --> 02:14:18,520
Speaker 3: But all right, well now we know there's nothing wrong

2397
02:14:18,600 --> 02:14:21,560
Speaker 3: with that. I mean, that's who just likes is Steven Tyler.

2398
02:14:21,880 --> 02:14:24,600
Speaker 3: Now who is a close second, now that we're all

2399
02:14:24,720 --> 02:14:31,520
Speaker 3: digesting your love of Steven Tyler? Peter Frampton. No, not

2400
02:14:31,680 --> 02:14:33,760
Speaker 3: that guy you. I bet you don't even know who

2401
02:14:33,800 --> 02:14:37,440
Speaker 3: Peter Frampton is. He is from. I don't know off

2402
02:14:37,440 --> 02:14:40,960
Speaker 3: the top of my head. He is Peter Frampton, I

2403
02:14:41,040 --> 02:14:41,560
Speaker 3: know who he is.

2404
02:14:42,880 --> 02:14:49,480
Speaker 8: Oh my goodness, hind with this man crushing over Adam Levine.

2405
02:14:50,520 --> 02:14:54,920
Speaker 2: I have a white hot hatred for Marine five and

2406
02:14:55,840 --> 02:14:57,080
Speaker 2: I just can't.

2407
02:14:57,000 --> 02:15:02,720
Speaker 3: See what's the fade. I don't know what these faith anyway,

2408
02:15:03,240 --> 02:15:04,800
Speaker 3: You got the gist, Rob.

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02:15:04,680 --> 02:15:06,280
Speaker 8: Yeah, I got a whole bunch of that stuff. People

2410
02:15:06,320 --> 02:15:08,800
Speaker 8: give me a hard time, and look, I get it. Okay, fine,

2411
02:15:09,280 --> 02:15:12,800
Speaker 8: I'm a known heterosexual man who has no problem in

2412
02:15:12,840 --> 02:15:14,720
Speaker 8: the world saying Adam Levine is a specimen.

2413
02:15:16,160 --> 02:15:18,200
Speaker 3: Whatever that makes me, call me what you want, I

2414
02:15:18,200 --> 02:15:23,120
Speaker 3: don't care. Rob has an unblemished record of staunch heterosexuality. Yes, right,

2415
02:15:23,320 --> 02:15:26,440
Speaker 3: and that is why, as two men who are supremely

2416
02:15:26,600 --> 02:15:29,560
Speaker 3: confident in their sexuality, we can look at a guy, go,

2417
02:15:29,760 --> 02:15:32,720
Speaker 3: that's a good looking dude. I have my share of

2418
02:15:32,880 --> 02:15:35,160
Speaker 3: man crushes right when I've had them on the show

2419
02:15:35,200 --> 02:15:38,240
Speaker 3: over the years. I've told them, David Duchovney, why don't

2420
02:15:38,280 --> 02:15:41,560
Speaker 3: we talk more often we're in each other's phones, and

2421
02:15:41,760 --> 02:15:44,680
Speaker 3: he said, he said, I will. He chuckled, and he said,

2422
02:15:44,880 --> 02:15:48,280
Speaker 3: I will try to be more diligent. I said, thank you.

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Speaker 5: Okay, I have my close second, Jerry Seinfeld.

2424
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Speaker 3: Over the place.

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Speaker 1: I love this.

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Speaker 3: What is Steven Tyler? Jerry Seinfeld. Then the next time

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Speaker 3: Ryan Hamilton is here, we're going to introduce him to

2428
02:16:03,760 --> 02:16:07,040
Speaker 3: Jess because he looks like even he knows it, he

2429
02:16:07,280 --> 02:16:10,720
Speaker 3: looks like Jerry Seinfeld. Jerry takes him out a very

2430
02:16:10,800 --> 02:16:14,040
Speaker 3: funny comedian. But and he looks like Jerry Seinfeld.

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Speaker 5: There was this one time when I was in Chicago

2432
02:16:15,920 --> 02:16:18,480
Speaker 5: in a Trader Joe's, and I swear to god, I

2433
02:16:18,560 --> 02:16:21,760
Speaker 5: thought this guy was Jerry Seinfeld. Been staring at him. No,

2434
02:16:22,560 --> 02:16:24,040
Speaker 5: because then finally he looks at me and he goes,

2435
02:16:24,080 --> 02:16:26,280
Speaker 5: are you looking at me? And I was like, I'm sorry.

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02:16:26,320 --> 02:16:29,240
Speaker 5: He looked just like Jerry Seinfeld. He's like, well, I

2437
02:16:29,320 --> 02:16:31,200
Speaker 5: haven't cut my hair. I'm like, no, that's not it.

2438
02:16:32,480 --> 02:16:34,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, nobody would. Why doesn't he go to the hair.

2439
02:16:35,440 --> 02:16:38,560
Speaker 3: Nobody knows what Jerry Seinfeld's hair is. Are you looking

2440
02:16:38,560 --> 02:16:41,760
Speaker 3: at me? Alan? You didn't just say that somebody looks

2441
02:16:41,879 --> 02:16:47,040
Speaker 3: like somebody's grandmother, you son of a motherless whoreor you know?

2442
02:16:47,120 --> 02:16:49,480
Speaker 3: I knew someone was as soon as you say it.

2443
02:16:49,800 --> 02:16:56,960
Speaker 3: I know what you're doing, you dirty, dirty bastard. Who

2444
02:16:57,000 --> 02:16:59,800
Speaker 3: are they grandma? A bunch of ass sols? Thank you?

2445
02:17:00,959 --> 02:17:02,480
Speaker 1: Ellen Cox Show on.

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Speaker 19: I'm please your Christmas, Please your Christmas.

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Speaker 21: I please.

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Speaker 8: I'm pretty sure that police not be from Jose Feliciano

2455
02:18:03,480 --> 02:18:05,119
Speaker 8: is my favorite Christmas song.

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Speaker 3: Really.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 8: When I think about Christmas songs, I don't really think

2459
02:18:09,760 --> 02:18:12,280
Speaker 8: of any traditional ones that I really really enjoy.

2460
02:18:12,400 --> 02:18:15,520
Speaker 3: I like do They Know It's Christmas? Which was a

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02:18:15,640 --> 02:18:18,720
Speaker 3: charity song from a British group called band Aid. Remember that.

2462
02:18:19,879 --> 02:18:22,200
Speaker 3: I like that one a lot. Thank god it's them

2463
02:18:22,280 --> 02:18:27,800
Speaker 3: instead of you. Yeah, Bono, And I like Feliz Navidad

2464
02:18:27,959 --> 02:18:31,280
Speaker 3: from Jose Feliciano. He took a lot of heat. Boy,

2465
02:18:31,400 --> 02:18:35,320
Speaker 3: this guy. If you're not familiar with him, he was blind,

2466
02:18:35,720 --> 02:18:39,880
Speaker 3: he was a guitar player. He's very, very popular in

2467
02:18:39,959 --> 02:18:44,400
Speaker 3: the seventies. He's been gone for a minute, right, Jose Feliciano.

2468
02:18:44,600 --> 02:18:47,200
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, but like back in the day he was making.

2469
02:18:47,360 --> 02:18:49,480
Speaker 3: You know, there wasn't a lot of you know, Puerto

2470
02:18:49,560 --> 02:18:56,480
Speaker 3: Rican representation in the mainstream. He is alive. He's eighty.

2471
02:18:56,680 --> 02:19:00,360
Speaker 3: I thought he died some time ago, but he's alive anyway.

2472
02:19:00,640 --> 02:19:03,960
Speaker 3: But you know, he did a version of Light My

2473
02:19:04,160 --> 02:19:09,920
Speaker 3: Fire by the Doors Fire. It was like this Flamenco version, right,

2474
02:19:10,360 --> 02:19:12,600
Speaker 3: Faliz Navida was his song. But he used to do

2475
02:19:12,720 --> 02:19:14,800
Speaker 3: like all those variety shows back in the day, and

2476
02:19:15,000 --> 02:19:19,560
Speaker 3: this guy he did like the Star Spangled banner or something,

2477
02:19:19,640 --> 02:19:24,240
Speaker 3: and he took so much crap from people because I'm like,

2478
02:19:24,360 --> 02:19:28,880
Speaker 3: this is a blind Puerto Rican guy who's unbelievably talented.

2479
02:19:29,680 --> 02:19:32,640
Speaker 3: But he I saw him on some show forever ago

2480
02:19:32,800 --> 02:19:36,200
Speaker 3: talking about like he gil his hate mail from people like, Oh,

2481
02:19:36,360 --> 02:19:38,600
Speaker 3: I don't think I knew he was blind. And I

2482
02:19:38,680 --> 02:19:44,320
Speaker 3: think he's really rich. I think he's really rich, like

2483
02:19:44,400 --> 02:19:53,680
Speaker 3: a billionaire Jose Feliciano. Good for him, right, And I

2484
02:19:53,800 --> 02:19:56,959
Speaker 3: think he like he's from Puerto Rico, but I think

2485
02:19:57,000 --> 02:20:01,000
Speaker 3: he might have come up in Detroit. But again, you know,

2486
02:20:01,240 --> 02:20:04,080
Speaker 3: he was a household name in a lot of other

2487
02:20:04,240 --> 02:20:07,560
Speaker 3: parts of the world and he was famous as a

2488
02:20:07,640 --> 02:20:17,959
Speaker 3: young man. But yeah, and somebody did a parody called

2489
02:20:18,040 --> 02:20:22,080
Speaker 3: Felise Navidad the Illegal Alien Christmas Song or something, and

2490
02:20:22,200 --> 02:20:29,720
Speaker 3: it was a whole big thing. Yeah, it was wild. Hey, Leslie, Hi, Hi,

2491
02:20:31,200 --> 02:20:31,720
Speaker 3: So I.

2492
02:20:31,760 --> 02:20:34,680
Speaker 16: Want to bridge two conversations from last segment. Okay, follow

2493
02:20:34,760 --> 02:20:35,040
Speaker 16: me on this.

2494
02:20:35,440 --> 02:20:38,440
Speaker 3: You're not calling. You're not calling to castigate me about

2495
02:20:39,000 --> 02:20:40,320
Speaker 3: Gary Oldman as Dracula.

2496
02:20:40,400 --> 02:20:42,920
Speaker 16: Are you No, I'm going to forgive you for that.

2497
02:20:43,080 --> 02:20:45,600
Speaker 3: I still love you though, all right, good.

2498
02:20:46,280 --> 02:20:49,240
Speaker 28: Follow me on this. The year is two thousand and three.

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02:20:49,520 --> 02:20:53,600
Speaker 16: The movie Underworld comes out with Kate Beckhamsale. She looks gorgeous,

2500
02:20:53,840 --> 02:20:57,080
Speaker 16: but I want to specifically draw your attention to the

2501
02:20:57,280 --> 02:21:02,320
Speaker 16: unconventionally looking Britage or sales actor Michael Sheen, just as

2502
02:21:02,400 --> 02:21:05,640
Speaker 16: the Leader of the Werewolves. I'm here to defend Jess's

2503
02:21:05,760 --> 02:21:10,440
Speaker 16: unconventional taste in men because I watched Underworld way too young,

2504
02:21:10,959 --> 02:21:14,200
Speaker 16: fell in love with the everything about Michael Sheen in

2505
02:21:14,280 --> 02:21:16,440
Speaker 16: that role. And you've met my husband.

2506
02:21:16,879 --> 02:21:20,440
Speaker 28: I have literally married a man that has the long hair,

2507
02:21:20,800 --> 02:21:24,400
Speaker 28: the blue eyes. The beard has a grundy job, very

2508
02:21:24,520 --> 02:21:27,720
Speaker 28: much like the leader of the Werewolves clan has like

2509
02:21:28,000 --> 02:21:29,480
Speaker 28: a very gunky persona.

2510
02:21:29,760 --> 02:21:32,000
Speaker 3: The Lichens. Isn't that what they were called in those movies?

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02:21:32,640 --> 02:21:37,240
Speaker 16: Yeah, the likes like it. I'm all about Jess having unconventional.

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02:21:36,680 --> 02:21:37,360
Speaker 28: Tastes in men.

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02:21:37,720 --> 02:21:40,720
Speaker 3: Oh no, I think it's great. No, Shane, I just

2514
02:21:40,760 --> 02:21:45,800
Speaker 3: thought it was the juxtaposition between Steven Tyler and Jerry

2515
02:21:45,920 --> 02:21:48,760
Speaker 3: Seinfeld that sent me on a trip. I love those

2516
02:21:48,800 --> 02:21:52,920
Speaker 3: Underworld movies. For obvious reasons of my own, Leslie ye,

2517
02:21:53,200 --> 02:21:58,000
Speaker 3: namely beck in sales and Head to Toe PVC. Michael

2518
02:21:58,080 --> 02:22:02,840
Speaker 3: Sheen though a phenomenal actor. You know, there aren't that

2519
02:22:03,000 --> 02:22:06,200
Speaker 3: many well known Welsh actors. There's probably a dozen of them,

2520
02:22:06,520 --> 02:22:10,800
Speaker 3: and he's one of them and fantastic. But uh, there's

2521
02:22:10,840 --> 02:22:13,720
Speaker 3: nothing wrong with unconventional taste. You know. People still give

2522
02:22:13,800 --> 02:22:16,200
Speaker 3: me a hard time because back in the day, Rob

2523
02:22:16,520 --> 02:22:20,720
Speaker 3: I said, Sarah Huckabee Sanders made it move. I don't

2524
02:22:20,800 --> 02:22:23,280
Speaker 3: know why your brain tells you what you like. I

2525
02:22:23,400 --> 02:22:27,880
Speaker 3: don't now is that still the case. Absolutely not. I

2526
02:22:27,959 --> 02:22:31,480
Speaker 3: think she's a ghastly human being. But earlier years ago,

2527
02:22:31,560 --> 02:22:34,560
Speaker 3: when she was first introduced into the public sphere, there

2528
02:22:34,720 --> 02:22:39,400
Speaker 3: was something about her deep in my core tex that

2529
02:22:39,520 --> 02:22:45,640
Speaker 3: made it move. But okay, thank you, Leslie, there's Leslie.

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02:22:45,680 --> 02:22:50,800
Speaker 3: Sorry devotion. Actually, Jose Feliciano is a billionaire, but not

2531
02:22:51,000 --> 02:22:54,679
Speaker 3: the Puerto Rican singer. It's a guy named Jose Feliciano

2532
02:22:55,440 --> 02:23:00,400
Speaker 3: who's at some private equity firms. Hedge fund guy. Yes,

2533
02:23:00,600 --> 02:23:07,080
Speaker 3: such much younger guy, much younger guy. Here's a text

2534
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Speaker 3: three five one nine two Alan my first time seeing

2535
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Speaker 3: Jess and then in all caps very pleasing there you go,

2536
02:23:17,760 --> 02:23:21,840
Speaker 3: very pleasing, well, because you know, I'm starting a dossier

2537
02:23:22,080 --> 02:23:25,200
Speaker 3: on Jess as we all get to know her collectively. Right,

2538
02:23:25,560 --> 02:23:29,440
Speaker 3: her favorite film is Paul Blart Mall Cop. Now again,

2539
02:23:29,680 --> 02:23:32,480
Speaker 3: you're twenty six, correct, Okay, so you would have been

2540
02:23:32,560 --> 02:23:36,040
Speaker 3: ten when that was out. Fully understandable that at one

2541
02:23:36,160 --> 02:23:39,240
Speaker 3: point you would have loved that movie more vexing is

2542
02:23:39,320 --> 02:23:42,120
Speaker 3: why it remains your favorite movie. It's so good. I

2543
02:23:42,160 --> 02:23:43,960
Speaker 3: think about what was out when I was ten, Rob,

2544
02:23:45,160 --> 02:23:47,600
Speaker 3: What was out when I was ten? I was ten

2545
02:23:47,680 --> 02:23:53,080
Speaker 3: in nineteen eight eighty one, Shut up, Rob, eighteen thirty two.

2546
02:23:53,200 --> 02:23:55,280
Speaker 3: I'm sticking with these old things today. This is making

2547
02:23:55,320 --> 02:24:00,959
Speaker 3: me feel good. The top movies of nineteen eighty one seminoid.

2548
02:24:01,800 --> 02:24:04,040
Speaker 3: It was weird in the seventies and eighties. All of

2549
02:24:04,240 --> 02:24:08,680
Speaker 3: the alien movies were like rape movies. That was a

2550
02:24:08,879 --> 02:24:14,200
Speaker 3: real common trope in alien in semination movies. Anyway, nineteen

2551
02:24:14,280 --> 02:24:17,800
Speaker 3: eighty one The Postman Always Rings twice. I was oh,

2552
02:24:17,879 --> 02:24:21,880
Speaker 3: ex caliber, dude, ex caliber is the first time I

2553
02:24:21,920 --> 02:24:25,080
Speaker 3: saw movies in a movie, But it's not my favorite movie.

2554
02:24:25,440 --> 02:24:28,960
Speaker 3: Private lessons. This was a different time. There were a

2555
02:24:29,080 --> 02:24:33,720
Speaker 3: lot of late night showtime movies about women in their

2556
02:24:33,800 --> 02:24:38,600
Speaker 3: thirties who were teaching teenage boys the ways of life.

2557
02:24:39,080 --> 02:24:42,720
Speaker 3: This movie called Private Lessons. The kid was like fifteen

2558
02:24:44,080 --> 02:24:47,160
Speaker 3: and the woman is a tutor. There were a handful

2559
02:24:47,200 --> 02:24:51,119
Speaker 3: of movies like that, My Education, Private Lessons, My Tutor,

2560
02:24:53,040 --> 02:24:57,600
Speaker 3: not to be confused with My Tutor toot Er, which

2561
02:24:57,760 --> 02:25:09,600
Speaker 3: was about a flatchelin teacher. Excusey escussy mins, Time Bandits,

2562
02:25:09,680 --> 02:25:15,640
Speaker 3: Modern Problems, a lot of great horror films from the eighties.

2563
02:25:15,959 --> 02:25:18,480
Speaker 3: I loved Galaxy of Terror. They were all rip offs

2564
02:25:18,520 --> 02:25:24,600
Speaker 3: of you know, bigger movies. But anyway, Stripes nineteen eighty

2565
02:25:24,640 --> 02:25:27,320
Speaker 3: one none of those movies. You know, those are movies

2566
02:25:27,360 --> 02:25:29,360
Speaker 3: I liked when I was ten. Oh, I love Stripes.

2567
02:25:29,440 --> 02:25:32,680
Speaker 3: None of them remained my favorite movie. I've watched Stripes recently.

2568
02:25:32,840 --> 02:25:39,080
Speaker 3: Still great. Mm hm oh good for you. Hate you

2569
02:25:39,480 --> 02:25:45,600
Speaker 3: Time Bandits. Anyway, I'm doing my own little dossier on

2570
02:25:45,879 --> 02:25:48,560
Speaker 3: Jazz as we all get to know her, right, her

2571
02:25:48,680 --> 02:25:55,440
Speaker 3: celebrity crushes Steven Tyler and a close second place Jerry Seinfeld. Right,

2572
02:25:56,560 --> 02:25:59,480
Speaker 3: how do you feel about the star of Paul Blart

2573
02:25:59,600 --> 02:26:04,000
Speaker 3: mall up in Kevin James, Oh, you know you'd like

2574
02:26:04,080 --> 02:26:08,160
Speaker 3: to move not he's not your guy's. I don't think

2575
02:26:08,280 --> 02:26:11,200
Speaker 3: Jessica Seinfeld finds him as attractive as you do.

2576
02:26:11,400 --> 02:26:15,680
Speaker 8: Absolutely not this Jess definitely thinks he's more attractive than her.

2577
02:26:15,800 --> 02:26:21,120
Speaker 3: Jess. Oh yeah, I give him a back massage, massage.

2578
02:26:21,840 --> 02:26:25,960
Speaker 3: What's the deal with maes Hi? Won't telling going on

2579
02:26:26,440 --> 02:26:29,920
Speaker 3: touching my back? You only know where it's gonna go

2580
02:26:30,000 --> 02:26:33,800
Speaker 3: from him. Yeah, I'd give him a back massage. I

2581
02:26:33,959 --> 02:26:40,200
Speaker 3: love it right into his musculature, musky. Hey, try you

2582
02:26:40,240 --> 02:26:50,000
Speaker 3: get the trapezis back tackle my rhomboids. All right, So

2583
02:26:50,160 --> 02:26:57,040
Speaker 3: Steven Tyler and Jerry Seinfeld, can we go one more deep?

2584
02:26:57,360 --> 02:27:01,640
Speaker 3: Who gets the bronze? Okay? Nothing, it better be weird,

2585
02:27:02,160 --> 02:27:03,720
Speaker 3: it better be real, and it better be weird.

2586
02:27:04,240 --> 02:27:09,119
Speaker 5: Well, when I was really young, day, okay, I would

2587
02:27:09,200 --> 02:27:12,000
Speaker 5: go around and tell people Chad Kroger was my boyfriend.

2588
02:27:14,520 --> 02:27:17,960
Speaker 3: She literally you have a type. She literally told everybody,

2589
02:27:18,040 --> 02:27:21,560
Speaker 3: my boyfriend lives in Canada. That story that everybody my

2590
02:27:21,600 --> 02:27:26,000
Speaker 3: girl school, Well, no, he's in Canada. Chad Kroger mullet

2591
02:27:26,040 --> 02:27:29,200
Speaker 3: era or cut hair era. I think the mullet era. Yeah,

2592
02:27:29,280 --> 02:27:31,800
Speaker 3: probably he had like that rotiny hair.

2593
02:27:32,200 --> 02:27:34,119
Speaker 5: My mom told me that one. She's like I got

2594
02:27:34,200 --> 02:27:37,320
Speaker 5: really embarrassed. Your mom told you that Chad Kroger was

2595
02:27:37,320 --> 02:27:39,840
Speaker 5: your father. I would just go around and tell people,

2596
02:27:39,959 --> 02:27:43,600
Speaker 5: use my boyfriend. Now, how old were you? I'm honest

2597
02:27:43,640 --> 02:27:45,440
Speaker 5: to God, no idea old enough to know better?

2598
02:27:45,600 --> 02:27:49,800
Speaker 3: Well, she's only twenty six? Right here? Did that picture?

2599
02:27:50,080 --> 02:27:50,120
Speaker 26: No?

2600
02:27:50,240 --> 02:27:50,520
Speaker 17: What is it?

2601
02:27:51,120 --> 02:27:51,360
Speaker 5: Early?

2602
02:27:51,480 --> 02:27:55,640
Speaker 3: Two thousands? Two thousands. That's where I fell in love

2603
02:27:56,600 --> 02:28:04,000
Speaker 3: Nickelback photograph came out in two thousand five, and I

2604
02:28:04,080 --> 02:28:06,560
Speaker 3: did have a crush on doctor Phil. I will admit it.

2605
02:28:06,680 --> 02:28:09,920
Speaker 3: What in the hell is happening? This is what I'm saying.

2606
02:28:09,959 --> 02:28:10,119
Speaker 16: Though.

2607
02:28:10,160 --> 02:28:13,520
Speaker 3: Your brain tells you what you find, even if it's

2608
02:28:13,640 --> 02:28:18,800
Speaker 3: momentarily attractive. Right, Why I I have to I have

2609
02:28:19,000 --> 02:28:24,920
Speaker 3: to own my year with Sarah Hawkaby Sanders, Doctor Phil,

2610
02:28:25,040 --> 02:28:28,160
Speaker 3: and Chad Kroger. I love this She's all over the place. Wow.

2611
02:28:28,600 --> 02:28:31,119
Speaker 5: I didn't want to admit that. You know, after school,

2612
02:28:31,200 --> 02:28:33,400
Speaker 5: at like five o'clock, doctor Soulcio would come on.

2613
02:28:33,480 --> 02:28:36,480
Speaker 3: I'm like, man, this guy just had knowledge? What was

2614
02:28:36,560 --> 02:28:38,840
Speaker 3: it about him? You liked him for his mind? I

2615
02:28:39,000 --> 02:28:41,760
Speaker 3: liked him for his knowledge knowledge. He's like, what a guy?

2616
02:28:41,840 --> 02:28:43,440
Speaker 5: And then I found out he wasn't a real doctor.

2617
02:28:43,480 --> 02:28:45,800
Speaker 3: Now he's like a ran a and then yep off

2618
02:28:45,879 --> 02:28:48,959
Speaker 3: the charge like a ktesiologist or something. It was his stash,

2619
02:28:49,200 --> 02:28:52,520
Speaker 3: that's what did it. And his Texas accent. Everybody likes

2620
02:28:52,560 --> 02:28:56,879
Speaker 3: my mustache looks like Tennessee TUXI looks like Chumley from

2621
02:28:56,959 --> 02:29:00,720
Speaker 3: Tennessee Tuxedo. It's a nice contemporary friends for the kids.

2622
02:29:00,800 --> 02:29:03,039
Speaker 3: So what was how old were you in two thousand

2623
02:29:03,040 --> 02:29:05,440
Speaker 3: and four? Here two thousand and four, I was five. Yeah,

2624
02:29:05,920 --> 02:29:08,560
Speaker 3: so Chad Kroger was your thing in Oh my god,

2625
02:29:08,600 --> 02:29:12,520
Speaker 3: two thousand five. Did you just hear that part five

2626
02:29:12,720 --> 02:29:15,360
Speaker 3: in two thousand and four? Yeah, yeah, because she's twenty six.

2627
02:29:15,800 --> 02:29:20,120
Speaker 3: I know, twenty six now sounds not as young as

2628
02:29:20,280 --> 02:29:21,480
Speaker 3: five in two thousand.

2629
02:29:21,320 --> 02:29:24,640
Speaker 8: She's a year older than my son. Oh my god,

2630
02:29:24,800 --> 02:29:28,600
Speaker 8: I was just drinking with over the weekend. Yeah, good

2631
02:29:28,680 --> 02:29:36,080
Speaker 8: for you, Jess, I got all ahead of you. Oh yeah, Ellen,

2632
02:29:36,320 --> 02:29:40,240
Speaker 8: tell Jess that she's certifiable. And her hat is giving

2633
02:29:40,320 --> 02:29:42,920
Speaker 8: me a hard off. Oh your hat?

2634
02:29:43,160 --> 02:29:45,200
Speaker 3: What's matter with that hat? My sister would call it

2635
02:29:45,280 --> 02:29:47,320
Speaker 3: a condom hat. Oh, I see, which is like a

2636
02:29:47,400 --> 02:29:50,480
Speaker 3: knit cap. It is wintertime, you know what it is?

2637
02:29:50,560 --> 02:29:53,920
Speaker 3: It just it looks I'm thinking because the headphones is

2638
02:29:54,000 --> 02:29:55,879
Speaker 3: why here is weird.

2639
02:29:55,920 --> 02:29:59,160
Speaker 8: If the headphones weren't on, it would be more fitting

2640
02:29:59,360 --> 02:30:01,160
Speaker 8: mushroom cap type situation.

2641
02:30:01,360 --> 02:30:06,160
Speaker 3: Okay, hard off, So sorry, I won't wear it tomorrow.

2642
02:30:06,879 --> 02:30:08,960
Speaker 3: Oh you wear it, doubled down and wear it twice,

2643
02:30:09,040 --> 02:30:11,080
Speaker 3: Wear a different color one tomorrow. Screw that guy on

2644
02:30:12,160 --> 02:30:12,560
Speaker 3: this one.

2645
02:30:12,760 --> 02:30:14,800
Speaker 5: That's the same one, and then I have two of

2646
02:30:14,879 --> 02:30:17,600
Speaker 5: a different color. Yeah, from my backup.

2647
02:30:17,640 --> 02:30:19,320
Speaker 8: You know this guy said you're giving him a heart off.

2648
02:30:19,400 --> 02:30:21,640
Speaker 8: You really care what this guy says? Wear it twice?

2649
02:30:21,680 --> 02:30:21,800
Speaker 24: Yea?

2650
02:30:21,840 --> 02:30:23,840
Speaker 3: Where two of them tomorrow? Where two of them? Yeah,

2651
02:30:24,200 --> 02:30:28,840
Speaker 3: it's not like it's Jerry Seinfeld. Could be checked Proger's. Yeah,

2652
02:30:29,000 --> 02:30:32,280
Speaker 3: there's a fifty to fifty chance checked Proger's listening right now? Hey,

2653
02:30:32,440 --> 02:30:34,039
Speaker 3: I want you to wear nothing but that hat.

2654
02:30:35,040 --> 02:30:35,959
Speaker 5: Did you say no more?

2655
02:30:38,280 --> 02:30:44,160
Speaker 3: Come rub my coinslot? Hey, just ay, Rob fun Fact.

2656
02:30:44,360 --> 02:30:47,200
Speaker 3: I like how Jess gets second billing now, Rob, with

2657
02:30:47,320 --> 02:30:49,640
Speaker 3: a lot of our listeners, did he start with Alan, Alan,

2658
02:30:49,760 --> 02:30:51,840
Speaker 3: Jess and Rob? All right? I thought he just went

2659
02:30:51,920 --> 02:30:54,800
Speaker 3: right to Jess. You've been relegated to the I'm alright

2660
02:30:54,879 --> 02:30:55,640
Speaker 3: with that, all right?

2661
02:30:56,040 --> 02:30:59,480
Speaker 29: Hey, Hey, just ay Rob fun Fact. I recently found

2662
02:30:59,480 --> 02:31:03,080
Speaker 29: out vampire suffer from a rhythm mamania. They have to

2663
02:31:03,440 --> 02:31:05,560
Speaker 29: compulse the urge to count things in front of them.

2664
02:31:05,640 --> 02:31:07,200
Speaker 29: So if you throw like a bag of rice at

2665
02:31:07,240 --> 02:31:09,879
Speaker 29: a vampire, it's going to stop till accounts every grain

2666
02:31:10,120 --> 02:31:12,560
Speaker 29: and you can get away. That kind of led to

2667
02:31:12,720 --> 02:31:15,440
Speaker 29: wy Sesame Street has the count. I thought that was

2668
02:31:15,440 --> 02:31:17,920
Speaker 29: pretty interesting. So they're slightly autistic or something. Yeah, how

2669
02:31:17,920 --> 02:31:21,160
Speaker 29: about that the show? Yes, you know, a rhythmomania. Of

2670
02:31:21,200 --> 02:31:23,720
Speaker 29: course that big song from the band Phoenix. He does

2671
02:31:23,840 --> 02:31:28,080
Speaker 29: realize that they're also very made up. Correct, nobody is right.

2672
02:31:28,240 --> 02:31:33,160
Speaker 3: I remember this, oddly enough, from an old X Files episode. Okay,

2673
02:31:33,600 --> 02:31:38,959
Speaker 3: that in traditional folklore, vampires have the condition he's talking about.

2674
02:31:39,040 --> 02:31:41,720
Speaker 3: It's called a rhythmmania, and it's like a form of

2675
02:31:41,800 --> 02:31:48,360
Speaker 3: OCD where anything they're compelled to count anything in their

2676
02:31:48,520 --> 02:31:50,760
Speaker 3: environment that is like a large group of things. So

2677
02:31:50,800 --> 02:31:53,000
Speaker 3: I remember this X Files episode from one hundred years

2678
02:31:53,000 --> 02:31:58,000
Speaker 3: ago because that's when it was on, where like Maulder

2679
02:31:58,160 --> 02:32:03,040
Speaker 3: throws a box of ice or pasta or something, and

2680
02:32:03,200 --> 02:32:05,840
Speaker 3: this vampire gets down and immediately starts counting the grands

2681
02:32:05,879 --> 02:32:09,120
Speaker 3: of rice. Yeah that Rob you sound skeptical.

2682
02:32:09,280 --> 02:32:12,480
Speaker 8: No, no, no, no, no, I I believe that that's

2683
02:32:12,520 --> 02:32:15,760
Speaker 8: what vampires do, except there are no vampires.

2684
02:32:16,040 --> 02:32:20,000
Speaker 3: No, I'm just saying that. But that's what folklore is.

2685
02:32:20,120 --> 02:32:24,320
Speaker 3: It's oral tradition. It's not history. It's not history. I'm

2686
02:32:24,360 --> 02:32:28,440
Speaker 3: just saying that. It's yeah that you can't say anything

2687
02:32:28,520 --> 02:32:33,840
Speaker 3: you want, Yes, but it's cotton ball's fun.

2688
02:32:34,040 --> 02:32:34,280
Speaker 6: Fact.

2689
02:32:34,400 --> 02:32:38,440
Speaker 8: Vampires also will sit and do long calculus in their

2690
02:32:38,480 --> 02:32:39,720
Speaker 8: heads because they enjoy it.

2691
02:32:40,240 --> 02:32:43,039
Speaker 3: Can you tell me I'm wrong? Yes, prove I'm telling

2692
02:32:43,080 --> 02:32:47,280
Speaker 3: you you're wrong. They've got a rhythmomania. It's hard to

2693
02:32:47,320 --> 02:32:54,960
Speaker 3: say and even harder to diagnose in things that don't exist. Okay,

2694
02:32:55,240 --> 02:33:01,720
Speaker 3: but we can't all balls, is right? This thing that

2695
02:33:01,840 --> 02:33:05,440
Speaker 3: doesn't exist does do that? They do have that condition. Well,

2696
02:33:05,440 --> 02:33:07,320
Speaker 3: you gonna make up whatever you want, right, That's what

2697
02:33:07,440 --> 02:33:11,640
Speaker 3: I just said. I know, all right? Fine? Does Chad

2698
02:33:11,720 --> 02:33:13,000
Speaker 3: Kroeger have routiny hair?

2699
02:33:13,480 --> 02:33:13,600
Speaker 20: Uh?

2700
02:33:13,800 --> 02:33:15,720
Speaker 5: Didn't he justin Timberlake did?

2701
02:33:15,920 --> 02:33:16,080
Speaker 17: Yeah?

2702
02:33:16,120 --> 02:33:19,640
Speaker 3: Well, no, he had ramen hair. No, Chad Kroeger had

2703
02:33:19,680 --> 02:33:22,600
Speaker 3: hair like the major Tings kid in the latest season

2704
02:33:22,640 --> 02:33:23,360
Speaker 3: of Stranger Than.

2705
02:33:23,720 --> 02:33:29,840
Speaker 8: It's kind of like this Jerry curl mullet. Look at

2706
02:33:30,000 --> 02:33:34,480
Speaker 8: his flowing ground work. Yeah, how about pants feet?

2707
02:33:34,800 --> 02:33:37,040
Speaker 3: That to me is still that's the song that's the

2708
02:33:37,120 --> 02:33:40,400
Speaker 3: be all end all of all the Nickelback tracks as Pants,

2709
02:33:40,520 --> 02:33:43,400
Speaker 3: and that dude gained so much respect in everybody's eyes

2710
02:33:43,400 --> 02:33:45,280
Speaker 3: when he would actually play that, Like you would go

2711
02:33:45,320 --> 02:33:49,439
Speaker 3: out and play pants, feet around feet.

2712
02:33:53,879 --> 02:33:58,480
Speaker 1: Pants around feet, d J Cummer gun.

2713
02:34:00,440 --> 02:34:08,800
Speaker 26: Pats around feet, pants around your feet.

2714
02:34:08,920 --> 02:34:16,920
Speaker 8: I like the trumpet solo in the song right Lucky drowns.

2715
02:34:19,120 --> 02:34:21,240
Speaker 1: The lucky around.

2716
02:34:22,280 --> 02:34:25,640
Speaker 3: I like your pants around your pants too, beat around

2717
02:34:25,760 --> 02:34:34,880
Speaker 3: around your feet. Yeah, that's the guys fell him up one.

2718
02:34:48,240 --> 02:34:50,880
Speaker 3: I like how it shows them backstage stretching before a show.

2719
02:34:52,160 --> 02:34:55,600
Speaker 3: It's tough playing those quarter notes. I gotta tell you, man,

2720
02:34:55,640 --> 02:34:59,040
Speaker 3: these dudes catch way too much crap. They are not

2721
02:34:59,400 --> 02:35:02,400
Speaker 3: nearly as bad of a band as people make them

2722
02:35:02,440 --> 02:35:05,880
Speaker 3: out to do. They have some bops list band. Dude,

2723
02:35:05,959 --> 02:35:08,480
Speaker 3: I got nothing but respect for Nickelback. If it wasn't

2724
02:35:08,480 --> 02:35:10,560
Speaker 3: still think their best song was their very first one.

2725
02:35:11,120 --> 02:35:15,080
Speaker 3: But yeah, they're the first leader of men. Oh yeah, yeah.

2726
02:35:15,120 --> 02:35:15,320
Speaker 12: Yeah.

2727
02:35:16,200 --> 02:35:20,080
Speaker 3: They were laughing all the way to Yeah. And they

2728
02:35:20,280 --> 02:35:23,400
Speaker 3: sell out all the shows they play. Yeah, dude, people

2729
02:35:23,720 --> 02:35:24,400
Speaker 3: like they go.

2730
02:35:26,000 --> 02:35:28,280
Speaker 8: They are and at the end of the day, dude,

2731
02:35:28,800 --> 02:35:31,400
Speaker 8: the only reason people make fun of them is because

2732
02:35:31,440 --> 02:35:34,840
Speaker 8: they're Nickelback. If you played those songs where Nickelback wasn't

2733
02:35:34,840 --> 02:35:37,800
Speaker 8: a punchline, every single one of those dudes nickel books

2734
02:35:37,800 --> 02:35:40,760
Speaker 8: but a look, I guarantee you have them on a playlist.

2735
02:35:41,000 --> 02:35:44,600
Speaker 8: But the guy can write a song. But what was

2736
02:35:44,640 --> 02:35:45,920
Speaker 8: the origin of that?

2737
02:35:46,600 --> 02:35:49,720
Speaker 3: How did Nickelback get to be I understand why Creed

2738
02:35:49,800 --> 02:35:52,080
Speaker 3: did because Scott's staff they were very they started a

2739
02:35:52,160 --> 02:35:55,640
Speaker 3: Christian band and that kind of ran through their thinking,

2740
02:35:55,760 --> 02:35:59,320
Speaker 3: you know, very dramatic and very you know. But Chad

2741
02:35:59,360 --> 02:36:02,040
Speaker 3: Kroeger wasn't that way, was he He never like took

2742
02:36:02,080 --> 02:36:04,360
Speaker 3: himself too seriously or anything like that. That was never

2743
02:36:04,480 --> 02:36:08,240
Speaker 3: my indication with those guys. Let's see what is wonder

2744
02:36:08,400 --> 02:36:12,199
Speaker 3: where I targeted that they got to be a punchline

2745
02:36:12,280 --> 02:36:12,440
Speaker 3: like that.

2746
02:36:12,720 --> 02:36:15,720
Speaker 8: Nickel Back is widely disliked due to a combination of

2747
02:36:15,800 --> 02:36:19,640
Speaker 8: a perceived musical formula and over exposure, as well as

2748
02:36:19,720 --> 02:36:24,320
Speaker 8: the bandwagon effect, where negative opinions were reinforced and amplified

2749
02:36:24,400 --> 02:36:27,640
Speaker 8: by public discourse, media jokes, and internet memes.

2750
02:36:27,879 --> 02:36:29,320
Speaker 3: So it just excepts what I.

2751
02:36:29,560 --> 02:36:33,280
Speaker 8: Was gonna say, Rob, see word for word, and you're

2752
02:36:33,320 --> 02:36:34,199
Speaker 8: guaranteed human.

2753
02:36:34,520 --> 02:36:37,640
Speaker 12: I think it's a misquote, call the Alan Cox Show,

2754
02:36:37,959 --> 02:36:40,280
Speaker 12: rotten programs and very bad announcements.

2755
02:36:40,720 --> 02:36:43,200
Speaker 17: Two one six seven eight one double oh seven or

2756
02:36:43,280 --> 02:36:45,520
Speaker 17: one three four eight one double oh seven.

2757
02:36:56,480 --> 02:36:59,240
Speaker 3: Calves break the streak last night. They were on a

2758
02:36:59,320 --> 02:37:01,960
Speaker 3: bit of a skin. They lost their last three games,

2759
02:37:03,040 --> 02:37:06,720
Speaker 3: but they righted the ship as it were, one thirty

2760
02:37:06,760 --> 02:37:10,200
Speaker 3: five to one nineteen over the Pacers, who are not

2761
02:37:10,320 --> 02:37:14,200
Speaker 3: a great team. But that was just the salve that

2762
02:37:14,320 --> 02:37:18,800
Speaker 3: the Calves needed last night in Indianapolis. They are off tonight.

2763
02:37:19,560 --> 02:37:22,960
Speaker 3: They will host the Portland Trailblazers tomorrow night clad Drexler

2764
02:37:24,240 --> 02:37:27,000
Speaker 3: seven o'clock tip off tomorrow night at the Rocket Arena,

2765
02:37:27,040 --> 02:37:29,959
Speaker 3: six thirty pre game shortly after we get out of here.

2766
02:37:31,000 --> 02:37:34,680
Speaker 3: Friday night, the Calves remain at home. They will be

2767
02:37:34,840 --> 02:37:39,480
Speaker 3: hosting Greg Popovich in the San Antonio Spurs YEP, he's

2768
02:37:39,520 --> 02:37:43,760
Speaker 3: the coach up and then the Golden State Warriors on

2769
02:37:44,400 --> 02:37:47,520
Speaker 3: Saturday night before they head to d C. Good choice

2770
02:37:47,520 --> 02:37:51,000
Speaker 3: on the song, by the way, Policy of Truth. Such

2771
02:37:51,000 --> 02:37:53,920
Speaker 3: a good song, great song from Depeche Mode. And I

2772
02:37:54,080 --> 02:37:59,040
Speaker 3: was reminded somebody texted me in the break ellen, this

2773
02:37:59,400 --> 02:38:02,440
Speaker 3: is why saying that honesty is the best policy is

2774
02:38:02,560 --> 02:38:05,879
Speaker 3: a Lie, you guys should never admit some of these

2775
02:38:05,959 --> 02:38:11,080
Speaker 3: people being on your brain. Well, listen, you know Jess

2776
02:38:11,120 --> 02:38:12,959
Speaker 3: as a younger woman, had a crush on doctor Phil

2777
02:38:13,920 --> 02:38:18,200
Speaker 3: I had a brief mental dalliance with Sarah Huckabye Sanders,

2778
02:38:18,240 --> 02:38:21,200
Speaker 3: our own Mary Santora. Right, she divulged that she had

2779
02:38:21,240 --> 02:38:25,440
Speaker 3: a crush on the late Dick Goddard. Alan, don't forget that.

2780
02:38:25,680 --> 02:38:30,080
Speaker 3: Cher still makes it move for Rob. Yeah, no problems

2781
02:38:30,280 --> 02:38:35,160
Speaker 3: admitting that whatsoever. But again, remember why and what it

2782
02:38:35,280 --> 02:38:38,959
Speaker 3: meant at that particular time in my life. Unlike Leslie

2783
02:38:38,959 --> 02:38:44,160
Speaker 3: said when she called in unconventional attraction to people. Here

2784
02:38:44,560 --> 02:38:47,000
Speaker 3: with that in mind, here's a text the way that

2785
02:38:47,080 --> 02:38:51,840
Speaker 3: they put this, Alan, I love John Stewart and Louis

2786
02:38:51,920 --> 02:38:56,000
Speaker 3: c k. They could both pick a hole and fill

2787
02:38:56,080 --> 02:39:02,080
Speaker 3: it at the same time. I assume that's an excavation

2788
02:39:02,560 --> 02:39:07,000
Speaker 3: reference or well done Dustin and Georgia. He co signs. Rob.

2789
02:39:07,080 --> 02:39:09,800
Speaker 3: I would still let share get it. Yeah, listen, there's

2790
02:39:09,800 --> 02:39:12,320
Speaker 3: a reason her boyfriend's twenty five and she's ninety five.

2791
02:39:12,520 --> 02:39:16,280
Speaker 3: I also talked about Susan Sarandon two gigantic reasons I've

2792
02:39:16,360 --> 02:39:18,800
Speaker 3: always loved Susan Sarandon's seventy nine years old. I don't

2793
02:39:18,800 --> 02:39:21,400
Speaker 3: think that's too far afield though. I mean, that's seventy nine.

2794
02:39:21,560 --> 02:39:21,760
Speaker 8: I know.

2795
02:39:21,879 --> 02:39:25,080
Speaker 3: But when we're talking unconventional, you know, and Jess is like, oh,

2796
02:39:25,240 --> 02:39:28,480
Speaker 3: I'm hot for Steven Tyler and Jerry Seinfeld. Sure that's

2797
02:39:28,600 --> 02:39:31,280
Speaker 3: really all over the place. Yeah, no, I haven't think.

2798
02:39:31,560 --> 02:39:33,199
Speaker 3: I'm trying to think of another weird one.

2799
02:39:33,120 --> 02:39:33,600
Speaker 8: I might have.

2800
02:39:33,800 --> 02:39:35,920
Speaker 3: I feel like I don't have a type, but I

2801
02:39:36,000 --> 02:39:37,840
Speaker 3: feel like the ones that I would pick would be

2802
02:39:37,920 --> 02:39:41,600
Speaker 3: pretty conventional. You look like you'd like Martha Stewart. I

2803
02:39:41,720 --> 02:39:48,840
Speaker 3: know Martha Stewart. No, she's a felon. Yeah she's nice.

2804
02:39:49,440 --> 02:39:55,840
Speaker 3: I not Martha Stewart. Trying to think somebody kind of

2805
02:39:55,920 --> 02:39:59,279
Speaker 3: off center that I think is foxy.

2806
02:40:00,640 --> 02:40:01,000
Speaker 1: I don't know.

2807
02:40:01,879 --> 02:40:03,400
Speaker 3: Some will come to me and maybe I'll bring it

2808
02:40:03,440 --> 02:40:07,480
Speaker 3: back to the table, but damn alan, with Jess's list,

2809
02:40:07,560 --> 02:40:11,480
Speaker 3: I might have a shot. We don't know what you

2810
02:40:11,640 --> 02:40:17,040
Speaker 3: look like, sir or Madam. Helen Hunt was a weird

2811
02:40:17,080 --> 02:40:19,320
Speaker 3: when I always kind of found hot. Well, I thought

2812
02:40:19,400 --> 02:40:21,320
Speaker 3: that Helen Hunt. I had a crush on her when

2813
02:40:21,360 --> 02:40:28,039
Speaker 3: Mad About You was on. But she has she's aged

2814
02:40:28,160 --> 02:40:32,360
Speaker 3: in a way where that has not remained for me, sure,

2815
02:40:32,840 --> 02:40:37,280
Speaker 3: very very thin. I don't care for him, bony, I

2816
02:40:37,480 --> 02:40:40,120
Speaker 3: like what some meet him. Bonus for the dog, rob

2817
02:40:40,920 --> 02:40:41,959
Speaker 3: meat is for the man.

2818
02:40:43,959 --> 02:40:48,440
Speaker 8: I always I kind of found Betty White attractive when

2819
02:40:48,440 --> 02:40:49,000
Speaker 8: I was younger.

2820
02:40:50,080 --> 02:40:53,240
Speaker 3: I say what you will when we were younger. Though

2821
02:40:53,720 --> 02:40:57,400
Speaker 3: this might surprise you to know Jess Betty White also younger. Yes,

2822
02:40:57,920 --> 02:41:00,480
Speaker 3: and if you go back far enough, I'm well, I'm

2823
02:41:00,520 --> 02:41:02,600
Speaker 3: talking the fifties. Yeah, I wouldn't around for that. She

2824
02:41:02,959 --> 02:41:08,680
Speaker 3: was cute in the fifties. Alan Nickelback concerts have the

2825
02:41:08,760 --> 02:41:15,160
Speaker 3: best concentration of single MILFs. Al Right, it sounds like

2826
02:41:15,200 --> 02:41:20,560
Speaker 3: they've done their own research. I'm just trying. Who else.

2827
02:41:21,720 --> 02:41:27,160
Speaker 3: Nothing pops into your head me unconventionally attractive?

2828
02:41:28,959 --> 02:41:29,160
Speaker 13: Dave?

2829
02:41:29,200 --> 02:41:35,800
Speaker 3: Are you attracted to Jess? Unconventional beauties? I would literally

2830
02:41:35,959 --> 02:41:39,400
Speaker 3: have to Hillary Swink, No, don't care for her. I

2831
02:41:39,440 --> 02:41:42,200
Speaker 3: would literally have to google. That's what I just did,

2832
02:41:42,440 --> 02:41:48,600
Speaker 3: unconventional beauties and see what women who are unconventionally beautiful like. No,

2833
02:41:48,720 --> 02:41:52,720
Speaker 3: I don't care for it. No, I genuinely don't know.

2834
02:41:53,680 --> 02:42:05,080
Speaker 3: Marcia Cross, No, Elizabeth Olsen, No, no again, I think

2835
02:42:05,120 --> 02:42:07,640
Speaker 3: those are conventionally pretty women. I mean some people think

2836
02:42:07,680 --> 02:42:11,760
Speaker 3: about somebody like till the Swinton, the mom from Brady Bunch. Oh,

2837
02:42:11,840 --> 02:42:13,680
Speaker 3: I had a thing for her yet, Oh the Wesson

2838
02:42:13,760 --> 02:42:18,000
Speaker 3: Oil Lady was then Florence Henderson. Or you're talking about

2839
02:42:18,000 --> 02:42:20,800
Speaker 3: the movie Jess, Shelley, who was the mom in the movie,

2840
02:42:21,160 --> 02:42:23,800
Speaker 3: Shelley Long. You're talking about the show or the movie?

2841
02:42:24,040 --> 02:42:28,200
Speaker 3: The show show Shelley longs pretty I think everybody had

2842
02:42:28,200 --> 02:42:29,720
Speaker 3: a thing for the Mom and the Brady Bunch back

2843
02:42:29,760 --> 02:42:30,800
Speaker 3: in the day when you if you were of a

2844
02:42:30,879 --> 02:42:33,440
Speaker 3: certain age, unconventional. I don't know.

2845
02:42:33,920 --> 02:42:36,440
Speaker 5: I mean, what do you think about the guy from Cheers?

2846
02:42:36,640 --> 02:42:38,720
Speaker 5: Is it Ted Danson dancing?

2847
02:42:38,800 --> 02:42:39,440
Speaker 3: Yeah he is.

2848
02:42:40,120 --> 02:42:42,560
Speaker 8: I'm watching his new show looking see. You got a

2849
02:42:42,600 --> 02:42:44,280
Speaker 8: thing for old guys, that's what it is. You like

2850
02:42:44,400 --> 02:42:45,240
Speaker 8: you like old dudes?

2851
02:42:45,400 --> 02:42:45,800
Speaker 3: Is that true?

2852
02:42:45,879 --> 02:42:46,119
Speaker 16: Jess?

2853
02:42:46,160 --> 02:42:48,040
Speaker 8: Do you like you have like a daddy thing? M m,

2854
02:42:48,600 --> 02:42:52,200
Speaker 8: this is granddaddy things, even daddy thing. She's gone well

2855
02:42:52,280 --> 02:42:57,480
Speaker 8: past the daddy thing. The grandpa's like Papa. The grandpa's

2856
02:42:57,760 --> 02:43:02,000
Speaker 8: got a pop Pop pettish. He's got a guilf Rosie

2857
02:43:02,040 --> 02:43:05,840
Speaker 8: O'Donnell's on this list. Unconventionally attractive.

2858
02:43:06,360 --> 02:43:09,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. I would have to see someone

2859
02:43:09,680 --> 02:43:13,359
Speaker 3: and go, oh her, because in my brain I immediately

2860
02:43:13,480 --> 02:43:20,080
Speaker 3: go Salma Hayek, Kim Kardashian. I don't know who's shade

2861
02:43:20,280 --> 02:43:25,000
Speaker 3: about shady? You mean the sweetest taboo? Uh huh. She's

2862
02:43:25,040 --> 02:43:26,880
Speaker 3: a lovely woman. But that's not somebody who would spring

2863
02:43:26,959 --> 02:43:33,359
Speaker 3: to mind unconventionally, because again it's all subjective anyway. But McCarthy,

2864
02:43:33,440 --> 02:43:35,680
Speaker 3: I think we know what people mean when they talk

2865
02:43:35,720 --> 02:43:39,800
Speaker 3: about somebody who's conventionally attractive, Right, they're like symmetrical and

2866
02:43:39,879 --> 02:43:45,200
Speaker 3: everybody thinks they're hot. Is you know, yeah, Melissa McCarthy. No,

2867
02:43:46,480 --> 02:43:48,560
Speaker 3: And she's a Chicago girl, so I should be a boot.

2868
02:43:48,640 --> 02:43:51,720
Speaker 3: I think she's hilarious. Why is Olivia Wilde on this list?

2869
02:43:53,480 --> 02:43:55,640
Speaker 8: See all the people you're rattling off to me? Way

2870
02:43:55,720 --> 02:43:57,920
Speaker 8: too bony for me, way too bony.

2871
02:43:59,120 --> 02:44:06,440
Speaker 3: Oh melissam Carthy's yeah, but yeah, I don't know. I

2872
02:44:06,520 --> 02:44:08,880
Speaker 3: mean she she's lost a lot of weights, she looks fantastic.

2873
02:44:08,959 --> 02:44:20,600
Speaker 3: But somebody who's unconventionally I don't know. I don't know. Again,

2874
02:44:20,840 --> 02:44:27,039
Speaker 3: like when she was an alien not no, No, these

2875
02:44:27,040 --> 02:44:29,560
Speaker 3: are all people who I understand why, because they're very

2876
02:44:29,640 --> 02:44:33,440
Speaker 3: angular and they're very like I get why Hollywood would

2877
02:44:33,440 --> 02:44:37,880
Speaker 3: love them. Laura dern No, I just heard her on

2878
02:44:38,000 --> 02:44:44,000
Speaker 3: SmartLess Laura dern No. Sissy Space no again, all super

2879
02:44:44,080 --> 02:44:47,160
Speaker 3: bony like I think of Carrie. I bet Carrie Hood Ye,

2880
02:44:47,840 --> 02:44:54,080
Speaker 3: Sissy's space I can carry Bonnie Hunt mm hmm. No,

2881
02:44:54,400 --> 02:44:57,600
Speaker 3: she's like a mom vibe to her. But that's kind

2882
02:44:57,600 --> 02:45:00,640
Speaker 3: of hot not for you. He too young?

2883
02:45:01,160 --> 02:45:02,360
Speaker 5: Yeah, right, Bonnie Hunt.

2884
02:45:02,640 --> 02:45:05,000
Speaker 3: No, I'm saying people like the is too young, like

2885
02:45:05,080 --> 02:45:07,360
Speaker 3: you're in that. Oh yeah, I need pushing people in

2886
02:45:07,360 --> 02:45:14,240
Speaker 3: their eighties. Yeah, Helen Mirren. Somebody said, yeah, I mean

2887
02:45:14,440 --> 02:45:17,400
Speaker 3: I could see that. Helen Mirren is the example everybody

2888
02:45:17,520 --> 02:45:20,400
Speaker 3: gives now of a hot older lady. They go, Helen

2889
02:45:20,440 --> 02:45:22,520
Speaker 3: Mirran still got it. I'm like, yeah, but like you

2890
02:45:22,600 --> 02:45:26,600
Speaker 3: don't have to have it when you're eighty. Yeah. Stephen

2891
02:45:26,640 --> 02:45:30,360
Speaker 3: Kitten says, what about Rachel Dratch? No, is that the

2892
02:45:30,440 --> 02:45:31,400
Speaker 3: one from SNL.

2893
02:45:31,760 --> 02:45:31,960
Speaker 26: Yeah?

2894
02:45:32,120 --> 02:45:37,280
Speaker 3: She looks like grew from Despicable Poor Rachel Dratch though,

2895
02:45:37,320 --> 02:45:39,640
Speaker 3: you know, she and Tina Fey came up at Second

2896
02:45:39,680 --> 02:45:42,840
Speaker 3: City in Chicago and thirty Rock was written. I think

2897
02:45:42,879 --> 02:45:46,600
Speaker 3: the pilot was actually shot where Tina Fey played her

2898
02:45:46,680 --> 02:45:51,440
Speaker 3: roles but Liz Lemon but the main female lead was

2899
02:45:51,560 --> 02:45:53,600
Speaker 3: going to be Rachel Dratch. She wrote it for her,

2900
02:45:54,040 --> 02:45:56,880
Speaker 3: and the network was like, no way in hell is it.

2901
02:45:56,959 --> 02:45:59,760
Speaker 3: So they got Jane Krakowski. They're like, we need somebody hot.

2902
02:46:00,360 --> 02:46:02,840
Speaker 3: We know Rachel Dratch is your friend. So Rachel Dratch

2903
02:46:02,879 --> 02:46:05,160
Speaker 3: would show up in little cameos on thirty Rocks. She'd

2904
02:46:05,200 --> 02:46:08,800
Speaker 3: play like, you know, the animal lady or something, because

2905
02:46:08,840 --> 02:46:10,960
Speaker 3: she and Tina Fey are besties. But the network was like,

2906
02:46:11,000 --> 02:46:13,680
Speaker 3: there's no way Rachel Dratch is gonna be our female lead.

2907
02:46:14,480 --> 02:46:17,520
Speaker 3: It does suck, Yeah, it sucks, But if you're Rachel Dratch,

2908
02:46:17,800 --> 02:46:22,240
Speaker 3: you probably also saw that coming Sure Network show. Lisa Kudro,

2909
02:46:22,959 --> 02:46:31,600
Speaker 3: A couple of people texted me Dougie congratulations, And I

2910
02:46:31,720 --> 02:46:33,760
Speaker 3: met Dougie thirty years ago and she had more baby

2911
02:46:33,800 --> 02:46:37,280
Speaker 3: fat on her, but we both did. I guess Uma Thurman,

2912
02:46:39,959 --> 02:46:40,959
Speaker 3: Minie Pearl.

2913
02:46:43,560 --> 02:46:43,800
Speaker 5: Ah.

2914
02:46:44,560 --> 02:46:44,800
Speaker 6: Yeah.

2915
02:46:45,160 --> 02:46:49,120
Speaker 3: Aubrey Plaza Now, I think Aubrey Plaza is very pretty.

2916
02:46:49,160 --> 02:46:51,480
Speaker 3: I agree, And I think she's like a normal, irregular pretty.

2917
02:46:51,560 --> 02:46:59,440
Speaker 3: It's like a normal you know Rose McGowan, No, no

2918
02:47:00,080 --> 02:47:04,720
Speaker 3: know Ava Green Now? Ava Green for me is that rare,

2919
02:47:05,080 --> 02:47:07,280
Speaker 3: bony kind of chick that I think is gorgeous if

2920
02:47:07,320 --> 02:47:09,240
Speaker 3: you're not hit the Ava Green. She's in Penny Dreadful.

2921
02:47:09,360 --> 02:47:12,160
Speaker 3: She's a bond girl. I think the first Daniel Craig

2922
02:47:12,280 --> 02:47:14,280
Speaker 3: movie she was the bond girl. She's a vesper Lynde.

2923
02:47:14,800 --> 02:47:17,560
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, yeah, you know, its like she kind of has.

2924
02:47:17,840 --> 02:47:20,320
Speaker 8: She has a lot of manly features too. Though, what

2925
02:47:20,440 --> 02:47:23,000
Speaker 8: do you saying, Rob? I'm just saying that I think

2926
02:47:23,040 --> 02:47:26,080
Speaker 8: she has very manly features. Maybe you take from that

2927
02:47:26,200 --> 02:47:26,720
Speaker 8: what you want.

2928
02:47:26,879 --> 02:47:28,640
Speaker 3: You know, that guy did that song about how you

2929
02:47:28,760 --> 02:47:30,920
Speaker 3: and I are in a secret affair, and all of

2930
02:47:30,959 --> 02:47:35,200
Speaker 3: a sudden you're talking to me about how I he's

2931
02:47:35,240 --> 02:47:40,440
Speaker 3: getting jealous. A lot of manly features like uh huh.

2932
02:47:41,560 --> 02:47:43,879
Speaker 3: Nineteen forties Cosmas, Come on.

2933
02:47:45,440 --> 02:47:53,439
Speaker 20: Merry Christmas, Allen, Merry Christmas.

2934
02:47:53,520 --> 02:47:58,080
Speaker 3: Salan Cox one Cold Dark Christasy. Allan Cox was zom

2935
02:47:58,360 --> 02:47:59,320
Speaker 3: airbout to leave.

2936
02:47:59,400 --> 02:48:01,920
Speaker 8: Before he got off the mic, I was like, oh

2937
02:48:02,040 --> 02:48:03,920
Speaker 8: my God, told him, hold up, I have an idea

2938
02:48:04,040 --> 02:48:06,519
Speaker 8: for a song about what he asked.

2939
02:48:06,400 --> 02:48:08,199
Speaker 1: About, how you and Rob are.

2940
02:48:08,160 --> 02:48:10,880
Speaker 3: In love with each other and your wives left you

2941
02:48:11,040 --> 02:48:11,640
Speaker 3: for each other.

2942
02:48:11,760 --> 02:48:15,600
Speaker 8: He said, go on, and I said, okay, and coxes

2943
02:48:15,800 --> 02:48:16,600
Speaker 8: having an affair?

2944
02:48:20,680 --> 02:48:23,240
Speaker 3: How is that a Christmas song? By the way it

2945
02:48:23,360 --> 02:48:28,879
Speaker 3: takes place at Christmas time, Oh Coxmas song? Right? Yeah, Dave,

2946
02:48:28,920 --> 02:48:29,680
Speaker 3: are you attracted to me?

2947
02:48:29,760 --> 02:48:30,039
Speaker 8: In rock?

2948
02:48:33,360 --> 02:48:36,240
Speaker 3: Cecily Strong from SNL. I think she's pretty too, sure,

2949
02:48:36,400 --> 02:48:39,840
Speaker 3: Elizabeth Shoe, Allan, you like Cardi being Nicki Minaj? They

2950
02:48:39,879 --> 02:48:42,720
Speaker 3: are definitely not conventionally attractive. Is that true?

2951
02:48:42,800 --> 02:48:42,959
Speaker 5: Though?

2952
02:48:43,640 --> 02:48:46,360
Speaker 3: I don't think anybody goes, oh, Cardi being Nicki Minaj

2953
02:48:46,520 --> 02:48:48,320
Speaker 3: don't look I mean they do look a lot like

2954
02:48:48,440 --> 02:48:54,840
Speaker 3: other people. I think Sinead O'Connor that I don't see then,

2955
02:48:54,959 --> 02:48:59,720
Speaker 3: not now, well she's yet ah, Beverly di'angelo, Sandra Bullock.

2956
02:48:59,720 --> 02:49:02,840
Speaker 3: I think Sandra Bullock's foxy. But again, these are not people.

2957
02:49:03,000 --> 02:49:06,160
Speaker 3: I'm trying to think somebody unconventionally attractive. R Andandraw Bullock's

2958
02:49:06,200 --> 02:49:08,560
Speaker 3: my hall passed with my wife. She knows. Sandy Bullet,

2959
02:49:09,200 --> 02:49:10,800
Speaker 3: I don't know about now. That was when I was

2960
02:49:10,840 --> 02:49:12,440
Speaker 3: twenty years ago when I said that, you know, people

2961
02:49:12,520 --> 02:49:15,080
Speaker 3: gave me a hard time kind of when she first

2962
02:49:15,200 --> 02:49:17,080
Speaker 3: broke people gave me a real hard time that I

2963
02:49:17,120 --> 02:49:21,720
Speaker 3: thought Lady Gaga was hot. But I stand by me,

2964
02:49:21,879 --> 02:49:27,359
Speaker 3: see that though, Elizabeth Shoe, for sure, Yeah, Jessica Chastain,

2965
02:49:28,080 --> 02:49:31,359
Speaker 3: she's pretty. I don't care for I don't like butt chins.

2966
02:49:31,600 --> 02:49:34,440
Speaker 3: I don't like cleft chins. It throws me off. It

2967
02:49:34,520 --> 02:49:37,200
Speaker 3: draws my eye and it can really throw me off.

2968
02:49:37,600 --> 02:49:39,680
Speaker 3: You know, we all have something. I got one eye.

2969
02:49:39,720 --> 02:49:41,720
Speaker 3: It's drooper, And what am I for me? Who has

2970
02:49:41,840 --> 02:49:44,440
Speaker 3: I don't care for cleft chins. Does Jessica Chastain have

2971
02:49:44,480 --> 02:49:45,119
Speaker 3: a butt chin?

2972
02:49:45,240 --> 02:49:45,440
Speaker 17: Yeah?

2973
02:49:46,240 --> 02:49:51,000
Speaker 3: Got that, she got that Travolta chin. Yeah. Uh, fantastic actress,

2974
02:49:51,240 --> 02:49:53,680
Speaker 3: but yeah she does. It sucks that they're sinking her show.

2975
02:49:53,800 --> 02:49:55,640
Speaker 3: By the way, she had a show ready to drop

2976
02:49:56,840 --> 02:49:59,439
Speaker 3: and they got so much pressure. It's called The Savant

2977
02:50:00,480 --> 02:50:03,320
Speaker 3: and it was supposed to Premiere Apple had this and

2978
02:50:03,400 --> 02:50:06,240
Speaker 3: it was all done and ready to drop, and it

2979
02:50:06,400 --> 02:50:11,440
Speaker 3: ended up Apple agreed to pull it because she plays

2980
02:50:11,600 --> 02:50:13,959
Speaker 3: somebody who is like helping.

2981
02:50:15,280 --> 02:50:15,520
Speaker 8: God.

2982
02:50:15,640 --> 02:50:19,400
Speaker 3: The Trump and all his dummies flipped out and called

2983
02:50:19,480 --> 02:50:22,160
Speaker 3: up Tim Cook, and I think Tim Cook was like, Okay,

2984
02:50:23,360 --> 02:50:25,200
Speaker 3: we don't want to make you mad. What was she

2985
02:50:25,360 --> 02:50:29,720
Speaker 3: doing in it that was bad? She's Oh, they yanked

2986
02:50:29,760 --> 02:50:33,040
Speaker 3: it after Charlie Kirk got killed. Because her character is

2987
02:50:33,160 --> 02:50:39,280
Speaker 3: helping to zero in on domestic terrorism and far and

2988
02:50:39,320 --> 02:50:42,680
Speaker 3: away most domestic terrorism in this country is right wing.

2989
02:50:43,440 --> 02:50:46,240
Speaker 3: It's not even like an issue of debate. But all

2990
02:50:46,360 --> 02:50:49,560
Speaker 3: those people who get their undies in a bunch, all

2991
02:50:49,600 --> 02:50:53,800
Speaker 3: the maggotypes, Okay, well sorry, I don't have to tell you.

2992
02:50:54,640 --> 02:50:56,760
Speaker 3: That's just what it is. And they were getting ready

2993
02:50:56,800 --> 02:50:59,560
Speaker 3: to like premiere this show, and it looked awesome. And

2994
02:50:59,800 --> 02:51:02,400
Speaker 3: then and I don't know, Trump or some of his

2995
02:51:02,520 --> 02:51:04,320
Speaker 3: toadies or whatever got in touch with Apple. They're like,

2996
02:51:04,360 --> 02:51:08,360
Speaker 3: you can't show this. It's blah blah blah. And they

2997
02:51:08,400 --> 02:51:12,240
Speaker 3: said it's being postponed. But some people are like, yeah,

2998
02:51:12,400 --> 02:51:13,920
Speaker 3: is this thing ever gonna see the light of day?

2999
02:51:14,720 --> 02:51:19,240
Speaker 3: When they get mad, they become ted night in Caddyshack.

3000
02:51:18,840 --> 02:51:19,039
Speaker 17: Is that.

3001
02:51:23,640 --> 02:51:29,039
Speaker 3: Monroe lmbs? You don't like butt chins? You like Demi Levado?

3002
02:51:30,640 --> 02:51:35,080
Speaker 8: I liked that Demi Levado naked photo shoot for Vanity Fair.

3003
02:51:36,840 --> 02:51:41,280
Speaker 8: Demi Levado is not somebody who I'm like, oh right, yeah,

3004
02:51:41,320 --> 02:51:43,520
Speaker 8: you might have noticed. She doesn't like spring to my mind,

3005
02:51:43,640 --> 02:51:46,640
Speaker 8: you know, you want some Brian before we go. I

3006
02:51:46,720 --> 02:51:47,840
Speaker 8: got more Brian always.

3007
02:51:48,160 --> 02:51:52,360
Speaker 26: I've been through diamonds, I've been through me. I've been

3008
02:51:52,480 --> 02:51:56,840
Speaker 26: through it all. Love stinks. Love stinks.

3009
02:51:57,560 --> 02:52:04,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, of course with it, but he has funny.

3010
02:52:06,360 --> 02:52:11,199
Speaker 26: I've been through me, I've been through it all. Love stinks,

3011
02:52:11,959 --> 02:52:13,040
Speaker 26: Love stinks.

3012
02:52:13,720 --> 02:52:20,240
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, I'm had the Blues, the Reds and the Pinks.

3013
02:52:21,400 --> 02:52:24,400
Speaker 3: I just wish he paused for the one thing the show,

3014
02:52:27,720 --> 02:52:30,840
Speaker 3: love sting. No, he didn't do that. Yeah, great song,

3015
02:52:30,920 --> 02:52:35,119
Speaker 3: thank you, Brian anything. Jay Giles does his fantastic that's right.

3016
02:52:35,280 --> 02:52:39,080
Speaker 3: The best band from Boston yep, Jamison Gylington his full name.

3017
02:52:42,720 --> 02:52:45,280
Speaker 3: We gotta go boy. We've covered a lot of ground

3018
02:52:46,000 --> 02:52:49,720
Speaker 3: and then uncovered yesterday too. Yeah, really did this? Dossi

3019
02:52:49,840 --> 02:52:53,360
Speaker 3: A is coming together, of course most most of it

3020
02:52:53,600 --> 02:52:58,640
Speaker 3: is celebrity guys she thinks are hot. But Stephen, Stephen Tyler,

3021
02:52:58,840 --> 02:53:04,240
Speaker 3: Jerry Seinfeld, Chad Kroger, doctor Phil and Ted Danson stick

3022
02:53:04,280 --> 02:53:08,080
Speaker 3: down in your pipe and smoking. Try to find a

3023
02:53:08,120 --> 02:53:11,000
Speaker 3: common ground in between any of them. That's the best part. Yeah, Oh,

3024
02:53:11,080 --> 02:53:16,400
Speaker 3: I know, Rob. Caitlin jenner O, she is foxy. I

3025
02:53:16,440 --> 02:53:17,400
Speaker 3: don't know where she came.

3026
02:53:17,280 --> 02:53:18,879
Speaker 8: From, Allen, you want to see me after the show.

3027
02:53:20,320 --> 02:53:23,440
Speaker 8: She's burst under the sea, she shared ed and out

3028
02:53:23,440 --> 02:53:26,640
Speaker 8: of her in seat. Yeah, and I think kill the guy.

3029
02:53:27,240 --> 02:53:31,760
Speaker 8: Uh huh, hey listen, women drivers, Am I right?

3030
02:53:31,840 --> 02:53:33,160
Speaker 3: Rob? Hey, we gotta go.

3031
02:53:33,400 --> 02:53:36,240
Speaker 6: Ah, And now I must leave you as the Brady

3032
02:53:36,280 --> 02:53:38,440
Speaker 6: bunch is on and I find four of those children

3033
02:53:38,520 --> 02:53:39,480
Speaker 6: incredibly arousing.

3034
02:53:41,600 --> 02:53:42,200
Speaker 1: Get out here.

3035
02:53:43,240 --> 02:53:48,879
Speaker 10: Be careful of what you say, Be careful in every way,

3036
02:53:50,080 --> 02:53:55,640
Speaker 10: Be careful of what you do. Brother is watching you.

3037
02:53:57,080 --> 02:54:02,800
Speaker 10: Be circumspect and discreet. Stay light on your mental feet.

3038
02:54:04,000 --> 02:54:08,600
Speaker 10: One slip and you know you're through. Big Brother is

3039
02:54:08,840 --> 02:54:09,600
Speaker 10: watching you.

3040
02:54:10,400 --> 02:54:15,840
Speaker 30: And on with our narrative. Remember, oh, it is paid.

3041
02:54:16,800 --> 02:54:21,920
Speaker 30: And when you watch that davy screens, remember it works

3042
02:54:22,040 --> 02:54:27,000
Speaker 30: both ways. You disappear in a wink.

3043
02:54:28,320 --> 02:54:34,000
Speaker 10: Unless you can double think, you'll vanish into the blue.

3044
02:54:35,080 --> 02:54:37,240
Speaker 10: Big Brother is watching you.