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Speaker 1: What's up everybody, and thank you because you have just

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Speaker 1: tuned in the Real Last on Real Radio one oh

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Speaker 1: four point one.

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Speaker 2: I am your host tonight, mister James John. I am back.

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Speaker 3: That's right.

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Speaker 2: I've been on the seven Seas like I am Sinbad.

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Speaker 2: That's right.

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Speaker 1: I've been on a voyage. But it's going to be

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Speaker 1: back with my brothers in comedy.

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Speaker 3: I got Ken Miller, the godfather of Orlando comedy, in

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Speaker 3: the house.

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Speaker 2: But today the fast is over. That's right. That's right, man.

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Speaker 2: Let me tell you y'all something. Bro, uh huh.

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Speaker 3: I was on it and I'm not supposed to talk

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Speaker 3: about it. But Shanan downstairs, she don't listen to the show.

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Speaker 2: So we are on our fast for our religious fast.

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Speaker 3: We do it every January and from the first to

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Speaker 3: the twenty first, so no meats, no liquor, no cigars,

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Speaker 3: just fruits, vegetables. First shout out, I'm down twenty one pounds. Hey,

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Speaker 3: what on man? And it's crazy because she she lost

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Speaker 3: like eight pounds, so she's so mad at oh yes,

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Speaker 3: and I think the weight losses because the whole thing changed,

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Speaker 3: Like you got to think, bro, When I go to work,

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Speaker 3: I'm eating Chinese food, I mean Spanish food.

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Speaker 2: Like I'm eating the worst. So I'm just doing freeze

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Speaker 3: But what got me was on the twenty second I

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Speaker 2: I almost fell down them steps.

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Speaker 3: Bro, that's funny, I would lit funny off one.

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Speaker 2: I was like dog.

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Speaker 3: I was, hey, man, hey you did this. You're talking

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Speaker 3: to a football alcoholic. I had one drink after twenty

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Speaker 3: one days, Bro, and I was lit off of one drink.

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Speaker 2: Bro.

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Speaker 3: Oohy, somebody could have took advantage of you. Something old lady,

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Speaker 3: real flag county, real, real talk. So I chilled a

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Speaker 3: little bit in the parking lot so I could get right.

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Speaker 3: And did I see miguil at me and Miguel running

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Speaker 3: to each other at BUCkies? Hey?

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Speaker 1: Hey, why every time we do a show that's anywhere

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Speaker 1: near ninety five, we stopping at BUCkies?

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Speaker 2: Me stopping at BUCkies. But even if we.

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Speaker 3: Don't even need gas, stopping there, but we might need jerky, yeah, Judge,

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Speaker 2: Being all my I spent half of my merch money.

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Speaker 4: Can I tell you, James, I saw him walk in

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Speaker 4: I'm like, what is it?

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Speaker 2: What shopping day? Need to do it?

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Speaker 4: BUCkies at twelve?

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Speaker 3: He it's midnight. That's the perfect time for a brisket

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Speaker 2: Right.

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Speaker 4: He was looking at shirts, he was.

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Speaker 2: Looking at it. I got the shirts.

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Speaker 3: So me and Sean have have started collecting the Bucky

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Speaker 3: shirts because every year Bucky does his shirt for whatever

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Speaker 3: going to get the bucket shirts for every holiday that

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Speaker 1: Hey, because let's be real, you can pretty much the

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Speaker 1: BUCkies now, I'm just saying you can get.

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Speaker 2: Miguel took me there for the first time. Bro.

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Speaker 1: It was like taking a kid to disney World, and

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Speaker 1: We got some of everything that day. We got the

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Speaker 3: We got your brisket sandwich, we got the candied almonds,

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Speaker 2: I just in there, call it warm. Yeah, get torn

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Speaker 3: Just I know, Yo, and we comedian so we could

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Speaker 2: I'm shopping, shopping for forty five minutes. Miguel is still in

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Speaker 4: I finished my duke and then I was like, what

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Speaker 4: I was Texan can he's shopping. I was like that

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Speaker 1: We did a show last week and he was still

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Speaker 1: Yes I am, because I'm gonna eat this bad boy

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Speaker 3: The first thing I did after the breakfast because I

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Speaker 2: It was like pee Wee's playhouse. I know you hung it.

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Speaker 2: Had on the top of it. I know you want

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Speaker 4: Miguil I said, nah, hey, then hey man, how you doing.

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Speaker 4: You're like, come on, man, I just ate shit here

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Speaker 2: You want to get wet? Come on baby?

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Speaker 1: And can I say how greedy I am as a comedian.

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Speaker 1: Even if you don't pay me a lot to do

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Speaker 2: So they mixed me and James food up.

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Speaker 3: So I opened the thing up. I said, well, I

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Speaker 3: know this ain't mine because I can't eat shrimp.

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Speaker 3: I'm allergic, right, So we we flip it and I

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Speaker 3: greedy has go open the strip of my face like, man,

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Speaker 3: that's too bad.

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Speaker 2: Face.

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Speaker 4: James opened up yours. He was like, oh yeah, I

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Speaker 3: It took a bite, James, you could have wait till

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, you know what.

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Speaker 3: I apologize for that, but man, the greediness takes over man.

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Speaker 4: Thirty shrips in that day.

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Speaker 2: I did that big old shrimp.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, Bro, I was thinking about doing a show

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Speaker 1: for free the next day, just to get another meal.

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Speaker 3: Man was that food is so good them sizes, them

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Speaker 3: And I only et half. So when we done with this,

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna make some steak alfreido.

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Speaker 4: Damn.

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Speaker 1: Can I tell you something word about about food and

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Speaker 1: being on the boat, Like on a cruise ship, there's

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Speaker 3: While Miguel will talk. I will eat breakfast any time

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Speaker 2: That's us.

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Speaker 3: I think that's all us comedians. Man, get the house

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Speaker 3: My sister came to visit and when Kenny passed, and

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Speaker 3: I had never ever ever had it. My sister made

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Speaker 3: grits with chicken bro yes, and that never it was

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Speaker 2: That way again. I give me some water, that's all.

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Speaker 2: Don't I don't need it. Ain't gotta be our extra.

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Speaker 3: Saying the butter even bad. You've had oatmeal with water? Man,

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Speaker 4: Pour I pour a chicken stock in my water, bong,

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Speaker 3: We got chicken stock at my toilet. Progresso got a

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Speaker 3: chicken broth. It is rosemary time and say right there, okay,

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Speaker 3: and it's on the publics. You could only get it

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Speaker 3: We use the chicken broth. That's the only one we get.

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Speaker 3: And we getting again. Bro, it's just we grabbing one

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Speaker 4: I was gonna say, Man, just just add it to

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Speaker 4: something that needs water next time that you just wild

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you this.

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Speaker 4: Much, a little little little hack some instant potatoes. But

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Speaker 4: you use like chicken, chicken talk and chicken broth.

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Speaker 2: You got.

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Speaker 4: You got better than craved potatoes because they.

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Speaker 3: Try when I make when I make romen noodles. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I used chickens chicken bro and Swanson has a ramen

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Speaker 3: noodle chicken broth, now, yeah, man, yeah, yeah, I don't.

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Speaker 3: I don't think I used water for.

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Speaker 2: Nothing no more. Bro, you take a shower of my house.

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Speaker 3: You like that that brock?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I got.

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Speaker 1: Rosemary and the booty is diabottically that bro.

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Speaker 3: Bottom of the tub just all brown be doming me up.

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Speaker 3: You're gonna need a shot a too, baby, you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, man, I tell you this, Jay, you was talking

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Speaker 3: I would walk past somebody eating a bag of chips

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Speaker 3: Yeah, bro, I was really good missing snacks. I would like,

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Speaker 3: I would snack a lot, like a lot of fruits,

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Speaker 3: They got a popcorn, the cheese popcorn and publics and

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Speaker 4: Matter of fact.

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Speaker 3: That's the first snack I ate when I ate that.

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Speaker 3: I went to the Funny Bone to go get the

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Speaker 2: Where at the Empire, I got a cheese steak, now.

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Speaker 4: I had a drink.

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Speaker 3: If through that popcorn in the microwave and we sit

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Speaker 3: I thought I made out that's funny on your wife,

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Speaker 3: life to god, you damn savage. You're just sitting there

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Speaker 3: with popcorn cheese everywhere everywhere, a mouse open condom for

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Speaker 2: Cound, no reason.

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Speaker 4: Bro.

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Speaker 3: Hey, y'all, don't go anywhere.

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Speaker 1: We got more hilarity in store right here on Real Last,

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Speaker 1: Real Radio one on four point one.

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Speaker 2: Welcome back, everybody.

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Speaker 1: You still listening to Real Labs on Real Radio one

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Speaker 1: or four point one.

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Speaker 2: I'm your host, James Johnny.

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Speaker 3: In the studio with mister Kender Miller aka the Fast

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Speaker 3: is over All you snacks beware.

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Speaker 2: But I am so. I'm apologetic because I forgot.

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Speaker 1: Man, I forgot to introduce my brother, my partner in crime,

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Speaker 1: the man who helped start all this hilarity over nine

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Speaker 1: years ago. I'm talking about Miguel Cologne Junior, the ruler.

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Speaker 2: Of the Sausage Castle. Man. What's going on?

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Speaker 4: Nothing?

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Speaker 2: Man?

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Speaker 4: Hey, My barber diagnosed me with something and it threw

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Speaker 4: me off. He literally was cutting my hair and he knew.

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Speaker 4: He was like, you sleep on this side of your face?

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Speaker 4: Huh and what?

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Speaker 2: And he was like, yeah, yeah, you could tell.

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Speaker 4: He was like, because the way the hair is matted

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Speaker 4: of it. I said, what else can you tell about me.

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Speaker 2: He said a lot.

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Speaker 4: Get your black magic ass the way it from me. Leo.

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Speaker 2: He's like, hey, I ask you, have you ever been

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Speaker 4: He's like, hey, man, you gotta stop whacking in the morning.

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Speaker 4: I said, how how can you tell?

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Speaker 2: He's like, cause you accidentally facetimed me, I can't finish

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Speaker 4: I need to know people are there. That's why I'm

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Speaker 1: Oh, I wanted to ask you a question, Michiel about

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Speaker 5: Man.

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Speaker 2: Are y'all going to the Florida Games this year? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: we're going to Man game.

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Speaker 2: We're hosting the Florida Year, right, Okay, yeah, yeah, got.

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Speaker 4: It's gonna be at the Freedom Factory in Bradington, Florida.

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Speaker 4: And uh yeah, we're gonna be hosting the Florida Man

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Speaker 4: Gates February twenty first. It's gonna be a fun OMG

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Speaker 4: Wakes is gonna be there. Sean Madden's gonna be there,

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Speaker 4: is Sean doing his character?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Man, Florida Man.

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Speaker 4: The dudes from Super Troopers are going to be there.

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Speaker 2: They're for real.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so it's gonna be a lot of fun. We've

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Speaker 4: It's a wild experience.

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Speaker 2: Man. I bet it's fun too, because it's it's really fun.

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Speaker 4: Love it like it is. It's making fun of what

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Speaker 4: They would run through an obstacle course. They would have

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Speaker 4: all based on Florida's stories.

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Speaker 4: So they'd have to run through this obstacle course, jump

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Speaker 4: Every day dedication. Our team, the Florida team, got picked

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Speaker 4: And he flew. Our guy flew. I was like, man,

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Speaker 4: the tops didn't catch our dude either. R due beat him.

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Speaker 3: And these are real cops chasing them and uniform and everything,

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Speaker 4: My favorite competition in all of it was the Public's

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Speaker 4: It's supposed to be hurricane supplies and at the end

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Speaker 4: I will send you. One big dude in the Orange team,

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Speaker 4: I can't remember what what team that was literally grabs

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Speaker 4: It was all out brawl, Like people are getting knocked around.

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Speaker 2: That's Florida baby to Florida.

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Speaker 4: Hey, dude, Brazilian jiu jitsu with each other on the ground,

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Speaker 4: like just fell the part up. I got this guy

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Speaker 4: like it was Hey, it was brawls going down.

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Speaker 3: Hey, Miguel, how fun is that day?

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Speaker 2: Man?

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Speaker 4: Amazing? It's amazing.

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Speaker 2: Alcohol there too.

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Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, James, you supers to people in the

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Speaker 2: Yout got drunk.

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Speaker 4: Teams were getting lit, Teams were getting out.

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Speaker 1: In the sun though, because the sun set all day, yeah,

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Speaker 1: all day, and then at the very air once once

447
00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:33,280
Speaker 1: the teams won, they were like, hey, there's an a

448
00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:34,120
Speaker 1: war ceremony.

449
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Speaker 4: Everybody like, man, I'm doing.

450
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Speaker 2: I'm telling.

451
00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:41,880
Speaker 1: The cops, the cops really have to arrest some people, like.

452
00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:43,359
Speaker 2: Oh, there was like twelve arrests.

453
00:21:43,359 --> 00:21:45,520
Speaker 4: There was an arrest during one of the games. During games,

454
00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:47,639
Speaker 4: somebody just ran out to try to help one of

455
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:49,760
Speaker 4: the teams because it was from their city, and the

456
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Speaker 4: cops like.

457
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Speaker 2: You can't do that.

458
00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:54,320
Speaker 4: They like, hey, they weren't even on the team. Their

459
00:21:54,320 --> 00:21:56,560
Speaker 4: city was just losing, and they jumped out of the

460
00:21:56,560 --> 00:21:58,720
Speaker 4: stands like I got you.

461
00:21:59,080 --> 00:21:59,840
Speaker 2: There was fights.

462
00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:00,880
Speaker 4: It's beautiful, man.

463
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Speaker 1: Do y'all bring the the tour bus out and all that?

464
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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh yeah, yeah. We were out with everything. Man.

465
00:22:06,119 --> 00:22:08,640
Speaker 4: We had We brought all our golf carts, are tour buses.

466
00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:13,040
Speaker 4: We had a whole pavilion going and uh, I'm telling you,

467
00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:17,080
Speaker 4: it was g o g wigs. I see them looking around.

468
00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:20,399
Speaker 4: It was like saving private riding on the beach. Just

469
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:23,200
Speaker 4: see them looking around all the shock and I'm like, yeah, man,

470
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Speaker 4: say one of them a little cute cute reels?

471
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Speaker 2: Is it?

472
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Speaker 4: Dog like that?

473
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Speaker 3: Say player?

474
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Speaker 2: Real talk.

475
00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:33,439
Speaker 3: If you ever meet him, he's such a cool, humble

476
00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:36,399
Speaker 3: down on her dude, you wouldn't even think that the

477
00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:38,840
Speaker 3: Florida Games would be something he would be a part of,

478
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Speaker 3: part of.

479
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Speaker 2: Yeah, but he but omg is Wicks He Florida. That's

480
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Speaker 2: hey dog thing. We would we talking.

481
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Speaker 3: He ken, I'm gonna get you come out here, go

482
00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:53,520
Speaker 3: python hunt and I was like, no, no, you know,

483
00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:56,800
Speaker 3: after after consulting with my team, we're gonna go ahead

484
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Speaker 3: and pass on.

485
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Speaker 2: Like no, that ain't that ain't my that ain't what

486
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Speaker 2: I do. Play Boy, come on, but nah, yeah how

487
00:23:07,119 --> 00:23:12,720
Speaker 2: about non? Yeah, hey, yo, can't swim?

488
00:23:13,080 --> 00:23:17,400
Speaker 3: We were talking like I was like, not, ma'am, you're

489
00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:19,080
Speaker 3: doing all this like he can float.

490
00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:21,959
Speaker 2: That's the running joke between him and he can float.

491
00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:24,000
Speaker 3: I was like, bro, you out here doing all this

492
00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:25,679
Speaker 3: stuff in water and this and that.

493
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Speaker 4: I said, he can't swim. He a real.

494
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Speaker 1: Floridian if he can't swim, because there's a lot of

495
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:31,800
Speaker 1: believe it or not. There's a lot of Floridians who

496
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Speaker 1: can't swim because.

497
00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:34,800
Speaker 2: They don't they won't get it is.

498
00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:37,920
Speaker 4: There's a lot of Flaridians, a certain race that can't swim.

499
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Speaker 2: Jams yoell, yes, that is correct.

500
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Speaker 4: It's pretty much Floridian Florida water base man.

501
00:23:45,359 --> 00:23:48,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, my people sometimes in Florida, we don't swim.

502
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Speaker 4: Hey, I watched the whole documentary man about uh basically

503
00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:57,520
Speaker 4: no no swimming but black people and no swimming in

504
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Speaker 4: the Southern States and across that states.

505
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Speaker 2: It was really interesting, man.

506
00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:03,880
Speaker 4: It just talked about how like they were segregating lakes,

507
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:07,320
Speaker 4: there were segregated pools, segregated sides of the beach, and

508
00:24:07,359 --> 00:24:10,160
Speaker 4: so the idea of just leisurely swim to a lot

509
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:12,560
Speaker 4: of people in the South and even even up north

510
00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:16,760
Speaker 4: and stuff didn't happen for most, you know, Black Americans.

511
00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:20,680
Speaker 4: The idea of leisurely swimming wasn't as open as a thing.

512
00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:22,720
Speaker 4: And of course there were lots of spots, people had

513
00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:25,600
Speaker 4: their own ponds and stuff, but the ability to go

514
00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:29,080
Speaker 4: to a public swimming place wasn't readily available for a

515
00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:30,879
Speaker 4: lot of black people, and so it did become a

516
00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:33,359
Speaker 4: part of the culture. And then you know, they talked

517
00:24:33,359 --> 00:24:36,200
Speaker 4: about how like, you know, how much of a shock

518
00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:38,440
Speaker 4: that is for people who come from like the Islands

519
00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:40,960
Speaker 4: and stuff, that swimming was a part of everything, and

520
00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:43,200
Speaker 4: then they get to the United States and they're segregated

521
00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:46,160
Speaker 4: beaches and stuff like, we can't even swim.

522
00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:48,360
Speaker 1: I will tell you that is so true, because Cam

523
00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:50,640
Speaker 1: back me up on this. Black people will throw a

524
00:24:50,760 --> 00:24:54,720
Speaker 1: pool party, adults pool party, and we all dressed.

525
00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:57,880
Speaker 3: In landin nobody get get in the water. We've talked

526
00:24:57,920 --> 00:25:01,879
Speaker 3: about this on this show before. In Greensboro, North Carolina,

527
00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:05,400
Speaker 3: every housing projects had a rec center and that rec

528
00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:08,840
Speaker 3: center had a pool, and we looked forward to the summertime.

529
00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:11,920
Speaker 3: It was twenty five cent to go swim and every

530
00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:14,359
Speaker 3: so when I got around black people who could swim,

531
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Speaker 3: I was like, what do you mean you can't swim? Yeah,

532
00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:19,600
Speaker 3: pool in the projects? They were like, you had a

533
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Speaker 3: pool in.

534
00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:23,120
Speaker 1: The project Jacks. Yeah, They're like, I just get woo. Yeah,

535
00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:25,120
Speaker 1: we had a nice one. Hey the rec center. Man,

536
00:25:25,119 --> 00:25:25,840
Speaker 1: we had to save it.

537
00:25:25,880 --> 00:25:31,000
Speaker 4: Man, you know, corporation's gonna take it now you get older,

538
00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:32,800
Speaker 4: you like, and I hold that corporation, buy that rec

539
00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:37,159
Speaker 4: center and put a public the popping and logging. You

540
00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:41,640
Speaker 4: hear that turbo jop bro yo?

541
00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:43,960
Speaker 2: Man. Yeah, so it was shocking.

542
00:25:44,040 --> 00:25:47,399
Speaker 3: Like when I went to the military, you had the

543
00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:50,480
Speaker 3: they make you jump off of a high diving board. Yeah,

544
00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:54,080
Speaker 3: with all your stuff on and your rifle, and you

545
00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:57,560
Speaker 3: gotta swim to the other end. And we wasn't we

546
00:25:57,640 --> 00:26:00,440
Speaker 3: wasn't Navy seals or nothing. They just made us do it.

547
00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:03,439
Speaker 3: And then once you got to the end, it was

548
00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:05,280
Speaker 3: like black dudes and they they in the pool.

549
00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:07,280
Speaker 2: I'm like, what if you can't swim?

550
00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:10,359
Speaker 3: It was age you're.

551
00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:11,280
Speaker 2: Talking about coaching shock.

552
00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:13,320
Speaker 3: It was a coach shock for me as a black

553
00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:15,320
Speaker 3: person when I mess somebody black that couldn't swim. I

554
00:26:15,359 --> 00:26:17,800
Speaker 3: didn't even know there was a stereotype until I got

555
00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:18,520
Speaker 3: in the military.

556
00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:18,720
Speaker 2: Bro.

557
00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:25,240
Speaker 3: Definitely, in every every every housing projects had a swimming pool.

558
00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:28,320
Speaker 2: Bro. So I was shocked. Man, it was shocking to me.

559
00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:30,760
Speaker 3: To me, y'all was a bunch of upper the tigers. Man.

560
00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:31,640
Speaker 5: Yeah.

561
00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:35,360
Speaker 4: There was another shocking one to me was how many

562
00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:39,520
Speaker 4: black dudes keep their shirt on sometimes? Uh in the pool? Yeah,

563
00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:42,880
Speaker 4: I'm like, y'all born with abs.

564
00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:47,840
Speaker 3: Hey, what about the viral video the thug gets in

565
00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:51,359
Speaker 3: the pool with his jeans on. The black dude that

566
00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:54,880
Speaker 3: on black jeans in the pool, Like, bro, you can't

567
00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:55,760
Speaker 3: be a thug everywhere.

568
00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:59,800
Speaker 2: Y'all tight when he gets out to hug apples. And the.

569
00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:04,960
Speaker 3: Other funny thing was once once we were done with

570
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:08,040
Speaker 3: getting tossed in the pool, you know, dress sargs ain't

571
00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:11,719
Speaker 3: no fun. So they were like, all right, privates were gone.

572
00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:14,720
Speaker 3: Y'all got forty five minutes to just and we just

573
00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:17,000
Speaker 3: for forty five minute of us swim, but we had

574
00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:19,119
Speaker 3: to keep our bead us on, so we had in

575
00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:22,320
Speaker 3: the pool. We're in the pool and beating with our

576
00:27:22,359 --> 00:27:25,719
Speaker 3: brown shirts and I beating. You cameo pants, No not,

577
00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:27,120
Speaker 3: we had to take you got to take the jack

578
00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:27,880
Speaker 3: and were swimming.

579
00:27:28,119 --> 00:27:29,000
Speaker 2: We just you.

580
00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:32,040
Speaker 3: We were just so happy that we were away from

581
00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:34,560
Speaker 3: the driss sears yelling us we had forty five minutes.

582
00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:37,760
Speaker 3: They came back and got us were soaking wet. They

583
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:41,040
Speaker 3: made us march back from the pool back to the

584
00:27:41,119 --> 00:27:44,640
Speaker 3: back to our headquarters where we were at, and they

585
00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:46,840
Speaker 3: smoked the hell out of us because we had fun

586
00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:48,560
Speaker 3: swimming and it was day voted.

587
00:27:49,119 --> 00:27:51,840
Speaker 2: They wonted us have fun, and they marched.

588
00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:55,119
Speaker 3: Us back wet, soaking wet, and smoked them hell out

589
00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:55,760
Speaker 3: of us.

590
00:27:56,119 --> 00:28:00,960
Speaker 2: Damn for having fun having fun, y'all. Hey, hey, this

591
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:02,520
Speaker 2: is for you knowing how to swim.

592
00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:03,159
Speaker 3: Black people.

593
00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:04,680
Speaker 2: Get your ass over here.

594
00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:08,200
Speaker 4: Everybody, have a good tun What the hell you having

595
00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:14,520
Speaker 4: a good time for? Oh that's right, that's right.

596
00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:18,480
Speaker 3: We got back till so cop was like half right

597
00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:20,680
Speaker 3: left frontly the rest position move.

598
00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:22,080
Speaker 2: We were like, what did we do?

599
00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:24,480
Speaker 4: Oh, y'all want to swim and have fun?

600
00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:26,359
Speaker 2: One? Two?

601
00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:26,800
Speaker 3: Three?

602
00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:28,000
Speaker 2: What what? Two?

603
00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:32,240
Speaker 3: I was like, no, we can't even swim. No, no,

604
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:35,480
Speaker 3: you told us to swim.

605
00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:40,200
Speaker 2: I didn't tell you to have fun. Fun up of

606
00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:43,840
Speaker 2: the tigers today? Hey, the swimming pools around your neighborhood?

607
00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:46,520
Speaker 2: Did they have a high dive? No?

608
00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:47,400
Speaker 3: That went away.

609
00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:50,640
Speaker 4: That went away because they weren't indoors and stuff. Now

610
00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:52,320
Speaker 4: I know they might be outdoors with them, But when

611
00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:54,440
Speaker 4: I lived in South Carolina, every pool was just a

612
00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:57,560
Speaker 4: big rectangle in the neighborhood, like correct direct center pool.

613
00:28:58,120 --> 00:28:59,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, we didn't have.

614
00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:01,360
Speaker 1: None of that fancies up like y'all with high dies

615
00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:02,560
Speaker 1: and all that high dies.

616
00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:05,200
Speaker 2: Nah, bro, hey, y'all don't go anywhere.

617
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Speaker 1: We got more hilaria on the way, we're gonna give

618
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:10,240
Speaker 1: y'all a personal service announcement about what you don't do

619
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Speaker 1: when it comes to booking a comedy room. We'll be

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Speaker 1: right back Real Last, Real Radio one or four point one.

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Speaker 2: Now, Ken, you were telling us something before we actually

636
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Speaker 2: started recording.

637
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Speaker 1: Man about you was having a conversation with somebody who

638
00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:15,400
Speaker 1: doesn't know comedy.

639
00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:18,400
Speaker 3: They're not comedians, they don't do it. They don't know

640
00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:19,160
Speaker 3: how this works.

641
00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:22,400
Speaker 1: But you were talking about the fact about when it

642
00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:26,480
Speaker 1: comes to a comedian booking comedy in a room, it

643
00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:30,720
Speaker 1: is one of those unwritten rules. As another comedian, you

644
00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:32,720
Speaker 1: never go in that same room and try to book

645
00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:34,560
Speaker 1: comedy because that's considered poaching.

646
00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:37,600
Speaker 2: Explain that for people who don't really understand what I'm saying. Yeah,

647
00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:38,920
Speaker 2: we got in a conversation.

648
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Speaker 3: We just did a club and the club we did,

649
00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:42,560
Speaker 3: phenomenal club.

650
00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:43,240
Speaker 2: We love going.

651
00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:46,960
Speaker 3: It's booked by another comedian, and the person was like, hey,

652
00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:49,960
Speaker 3: if you guys want to book this, and we were like, now,

653
00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:53,240
Speaker 3: somebody else is already booking this. We're not going to

654
00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:55,960
Speaker 3: step on those toes. And the same thing happened to me.

655
00:30:56,080 --> 00:30:58,800
Speaker 3: Somebody hit me up and wanted to do a night

656
00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:03,360
Speaker 3: on Saturday. Now this place already has a mic on Tuesday,

657
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:07,160
Speaker 3: and I was just like, no, I can't do that

658
00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:11,720
Speaker 3: because my friends are already running a show on Tuesday. Well,

659
00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:13,800
Speaker 3: that show does have nothing to do with Saturday, I said,

660
00:31:13,880 --> 00:31:15,120
Speaker 3: I understand that.

661
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Speaker 2: But they already have the room on Tuesday. Just asks

662
00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:22,320
Speaker 2: them them. Yeah, go to them, and absolutely, your.

663
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Speaker 3: Little touring headliner. I feel like you got more connects,

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Speaker 3: I said.

665
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Speaker 2: I do. But I know my connects ain't gonna want

666
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Speaker 2: to do this room on a Saturday.

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00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:30,480
Speaker 4: Yeah.

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00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:33,520
Speaker 3: Period, My connects want to go do some clubs and

669
00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:36,760
Speaker 3: some big theater. Like that's the connects I have. And

670
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:41,120
Speaker 3: that person just didn't understand that. They were shocked that

671
00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:45,000
Speaker 3: I wouldn't take that room on the same and I'm like, well,

672
00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:47,560
Speaker 3: I call my friend that runs room and says, hey,

673
00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:49,160
Speaker 3: I'm giving you your heads up.

674
00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:51,760
Speaker 2: They hit me up. I don't want it.

675
00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:54,160
Speaker 3: First of all, I don't want another room. I don't

676
00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:56,680
Speaker 3: want to book nothing, y'ard. I don't want to us

677
00:31:56,760 --> 00:31:57,840
Speaker 3: in the game. I don't want.

678
00:31:57,720 --> 00:31:59,600
Speaker 2: Nothing to do with booking a damn thing.

679
00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:02,440
Speaker 3: But I had to call that person because they're close

680
00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:04,880
Speaker 3: friend of mine and say, hey, look that you know

681
00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:09,040
Speaker 3: they trying to do something at this place on Saturday,

682
00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:11,720
Speaker 3: and they got you involved even though you got this.

683
00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:13,160
Speaker 2: Room on this night, you know what I mean.

684
00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:18,800
Speaker 3: So, and people just couldn't understand that. I was like, now,

685
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:22,480
Speaker 3: because if somebody is a comic already has that room,

686
00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:25,280
Speaker 3: they're already doing something in that room, why come to me?

687
00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:26,080
Speaker 2: Go to them?

688
00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:30,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, even if the room closes and somebody approaches me

689
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:32,200
Speaker 3: after the room is closed.

690
00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:33,640
Speaker 2: Hey, man, we're gonna do comedy.

691
00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:35,720
Speaker 3: Hey, let me go talk to my partner because.

692
00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:37,080
Speaker 2: They used to have a room here.

693
00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:39,720
Speaker 3: I just want to make sure, Hey, are you cool

694
00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:42,880
Speaker 3: with me taking this room? You know what I'm saying, like,

695
00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:47,240
Speaker 3: that's just comedy. And they could not fathom that. I

696
00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:50,320
Speaker 3: said no because my friend was already.

697
00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:50,520
Speaker 4: In that room.

698
00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:54,080
Speaker 1: Because word travels fast, people think they can't trust you

699
00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:56,400
Speaker 1: if you do something like that and it ain't worth

700
00:32:56,440 --> 00:32:59,000
Speaker 1: the extra money, you might get to lose your connections

701
00:32:59,040 --> 00:33:02,400
Speaker 1: and a couple one hundred dollars my friendship, you know. Yeah,

702
00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:07,560
Speaker 1: yeah if that yeah, absolutely man, because we will talk

703
00:33:07,560 --> 00:33:10,000
Speaker 1: about it. I will tell you there's nothing like bad

704
00:33:10,040 --> 00:33:14,440
Speaker 1: news traveling through the Orlando Comedy Scene page on a.

705
00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:18,560
Speaker 4: My favorite, my favorite moment in the Orlando Comedy Scene

706
00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:22,800
Speaker 4: page is when something goes horribly wrong and everybody's talking

707
00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:27,000
Speaker 4: trash and David Jolly just puts the the meme of

708
00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:32,640
Speaker 4: the dumpster on fire and yeah, when it gets oh

709
00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:36,400
Speaker 4: my god, David Jolly does not need to be on

710
00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:39,080
Speaker 4: the Orlando Comedy See page. He's he used to doing

711
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:43,720
Speaker 4: tours and doing theaters uh in Madison Square Garden and

712
00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:46,280
Speaker 4: still I'll just it'll be a fight going on the

713
00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:48,840
Speaker 4: Orlando Comedy Sea page and then out of nowhere you'll

714
00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:51,800
Speaker 4: see a blue check mark David Jolly the dumpster on

715
00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:55,040
Speaker 4: fire for a long time. Can you remember when the

716
00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:58,840
Speaker 4: Orlando Comedy See page it's actual photo was a dumpster

717
00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:05,719
Speaker 4: on fire? Bro Now, yes, No, there's just nothing like

718
00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:09,120
Speaker 4: a page full of people that are supposed to be

719
00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:12,719
Speaker 4: representing maybe an entire scene of comedy. But understanding this

720
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:14,920
Speaker 4: that the comedy scene and the comedy business are two

721
00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:20,480
Speaker 4: different things. So there's probably twenty five people all together

722
00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:23,320
Speaker 4: in Orlando that are working comics in this whole area.

723
00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:26,120
Speaker 4: And I'm not even considering just Orlando that goes up

724
00:34:26,120 --> 00:34:29,400
Speaker 4: the coasts and everything. But there's three hundred people on

725
00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:34,120
Speaker 4: this page at Land. They're talking as though they represent everything,

726
00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:37,080
Speaker 4: and it's just wild because it'll be so much to

727
00:34:37,239 --> 00:34:39,799
Speaker 4: be two comics you never heard of, never heard of,

728
00:34:40,239 --> 00:34:43,840
Speaker 4: never heard of it. I've been in this game fifteen years.

729
00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:46,279
Speaker 2: Y'all never worked with HUPU. Y'all never worked with it.

730
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:50,160
Speaker 4: I know every name that rings out in Florida, Southeast man,

731
00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:53,000
Speaker 4: you know, to this point, and no bragging, but everybody

732
00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:55,279
Speaker 4: here we've been at a we've been at a club

733
00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:57,520
Speaker 4: in Chicago, and you're like, okay, man, I.

734
00:34:57,440 --> 00:34:58,799
Speaker 2: Know you, and they're like, yeah, I know if you.

735
00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:00,480
Speaker 2: We just never met talking.

736
00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:03,799
Speaker 4: And I'm in the Orlando Comedy see page, and there's

737
00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:07,120
Speaker 4: two comics I never heard of arguing, and thirty other

738
00:35:07,160 --> 00:35:09,680
Speaker 4: comics I never heard of are chiming in and they're

739
00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:12,759
Speaker 4: talking about stuff I know they don't know nothing about. Yeah, like, well,

740
00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:14,839
Speaker 4: you know when I head line of room, what room

741
00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:15,760
Speaker 4: you had line?

742
00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:20,560
Speaker 3: My headline my own room when I'm at home. Yeah, yeah,

743
00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:23,920
Speaker 3: Bukis bathroom there you damn.

744
00:35:25,239 --> 00:35:27,560
Speaker 4: I had lone of the Buckies' bathroom. Ken knows that's

745
00:35:27,560 --> 00:35:29,239
Speaker 4: in the forty five minutes setting there.

746
00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:30,280
Speaker 3: That's funny.

747
00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:34,480
Speaker 2: He killed it now, I swear I with you, Miguel.

748
00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:38,640
Speaker 3: You'll go look and it's funny because it'd be a dumpsifire.

749
00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:42,880
Speaker 3: But none of the comedians who are well known, who

750
00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:45,640
Speaker 3: actually contribute to the Orlando scene have anything to.

751
00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:48,520
Speaker 2: Do with it. Nothing. It'll be and you'll click on

752
00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:50,040
Speaker 2: the comic who is who?

753
00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:53,000
Speaker 3: Who is it? And it'd be the same three to

754
00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:56,279
Speaker 3: four comedians who don't nobody can. They're always the most

755
00:35:56,600 --> 00:36:00,880
Speaker 3: funniest comedians too. Oh yeah, it's always the worst in

756
00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:04,239
Speaker 3: that scene. And to what's also funny is I had

757
00:36:04,239 --> 00:36:08,480
Speaker 3: to explain to other people that this happens in every scene.

758
00:36:08,719 --> 00:36:10,279
Speaker 2: We're just seeing it because.

759
00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:16,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, the city Jack Hogo, Atlanta, it's a group. It's

760
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:19,719
Speaker 3: a comedy scene group where they're in there arguing and

761
00:36:19,719 --> 00:36:21,760
Speaker 3: fighting about some bs.

762
00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:22,719
Speaker 2: Always. Yeah.

763
00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:24,680
Speaker 1: I love when I hear comics that are new say

764
00:36:24,760 --> 00:36:27,319
Speaker 1: stuff like I don't do this for money. I'm like, well,

765
00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:29,880
Speaker 1: that's where you and I differ, because I do this

766
00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:30,560
Speaker 1: ain't a hot.

767
00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:31,520
Speaker 2: You don't my job.

768
00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:35,680
Speaker 4: I know you don't, man, anybody offer you money. I

769
00:36:35,719 --> 00:36:37,520
Speaker 4: know you. You don't have to bring up to me

770
00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:40,160
Speaker 4: that people don't pay you for this. I understand that.

771
00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:42,520
Speaker 4: I like when they when they're just giving each other

772
00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:45,920
Speaker 4: advice and I'm like, what advice are you giving? How

773
00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:47,600
Speaker 4: to get to an open mic early, to get your

774
00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:50,080
Speaker 4: name on the list, you know, how.

775
00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:53,000
Speaker 2: To order a PDR look cool? Yeah? Yeah, they go.

776
00:36:53,200 --> 00:36:54,719
Speaker 4: I like, I like when every now and then they

777
00:36:54,719 --> 00:36:57,400
Speaker 4: don't know and they go like they'll have a post somebody,

778
00:36:57,760 --> 00:37:01,160
Speaker 4: because every now and then it is how happened. Pretty

779
00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:04,240
Speaker 4: much all of us, we think for some dumb reason,

780
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:06,120
Speaker 4: we see a post and we think, oh, I can

781
00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:08,600
Speaker 4: help them with that. Somebody be like, hey man, try

782
00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:10,399
Speaker 4: to figure out a way to do this blah blah blah,

783
00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:10,640
Speaker 4: And for.

784
00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:13,000
Speaker 2: No reason we know better.

785
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:15,279
Speaker 4: You see the post, You're like, I got this, be like,

786
00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:17,440
Speaker 4: hey man, this is what you need to do. Go

787
00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:19,680
Speaker 4: to this place and talk to this guy and he'll

788
00:37:19,719 --> 00:37:22,040
Speaker 4: take care of you. And you think as you post it,

789
00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:24,120
Speaker 4: you're like, eh, I'm being a good old unk here

790
00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:27,520
Speaker 4: helping him out. And then you know, forty five minutes

791
00:37:27,560 --> 00:37:29,160
Speaker 4: later you go back and you're like, oh, I got

792
00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:32,160
Speaker 4: six hundred messages on my post. People are like, I

793
00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:34,600
Speaker 4: would never work that place. You know that that place

794
00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:37,160
Speaker 4: doesn't look blah blah blah. Oh, I know that place

795
00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:39,840
Speaker 4: is horrible. Yeah, these old comics think blah blah blah.

796
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:43,040
Speaker 4: And I'm like, who all these people I've never worked with,

797
00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:46,800
Speaker 4: I'm the one getting money here. If you want advice

798
00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:49,600
Speaker 4: on how to get money, they're twenty five people in

799
00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:52,440
Speaker 4: the state of Florida that can give you advice on

800
00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:53,800
Speaker 4: how to make money in comedy.

801
00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:54,080
Speaker 2: Guys.

802
00:37:54,239 --> 00:37:56,120
Speaker 4: I tell people all the time, I'm like real talk,

803
00:37:56,880 --> 00:38:01,600
Speaker 4: real talk. In the entire United States. Highest number I

804
00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:05,280
Speaker 4: could say is there's five hundred to one thousand road comics,

805
00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:10,360
Speaker 4: real working road comics, real you're working, probably right, Yes,

806
00:38:10,360 --> 00:38:12,600
Speaker 4: everyday comedy, road comics.

807
00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:12,839
Speaker 2: That's it.

808
00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:15,880
Speaker 4: They do this for a living, Yes, do this for

809
00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:19,240
Speaker 4: a living. So fifteen years in this game, I would

810
00:38:19,280 --> 00:38:24,960
Speaker 4: say I know personally thirty percent of them, and then

811
00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:29,440
Speaker 4: I've heard of and I have relations with another fifty

812
00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:33,200
Speaker 4: percent altogether. You know, like like you know, I know

813
00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:34,719
Speaker 4: so and so, but I never worked with them, but

814
00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:36,359
Speaker 4: we know each other. I know her. We never work

815
00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:38,319
Speaker 4: with each other, we know each other. So when you

816
00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:41,480
Speaker 4: get on one of just like page and there's six

817
00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:45,840
Speaker 4: hundred people coming on something, understand there's only twenty five

818
00:38:46,040 --> 00:38:50,880
Speaker 4: people in this state that are actively working all the time.

819
00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:56,360
Speaker 4: Add another seventy five that are on the road sometimes.

820
00:38:56,800 --> 00:39:00,560
Speaker 4: But there's one hundred, maybe one hundred. There are two

821
00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:04,920
Speaker 4: hundred comics at the most any time, there's one hundred

822
00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:08,359
Speaker 4: comics working in Florida, twenty five full time, every day,

823
00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:12,319
Speaker 4: every minute. Comedy and then seventy five to another one

824
00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:15,720
Speaker 4: hundred and fifty. Comedy is what they make a living.

825
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:17,879
Speaker 4: But also you know they got a laptop, they work

826
00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:19,600
Speaker 4: on and they do a commuter job and they on

827
00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:22,040
Speaker 4: the road. But real talk, man, one hundred to two

828
00:39:22,080 --> 00:39:24,200
Speaker 4: hundred people in the state of Florida are on the

829
00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:28,680
Speaker 4: road every day making a living on this twenty five

830
00:39:28,719 --> 00:39:31,399
Speaker 4: of them big enough to be doing arenas with people. Yeah,

831
00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:34,759
Speaker 4: and there's seven hundred and fifty two people commenting how

832
00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:36,600
Speaker 4: to make money on comedy on this post.

833
00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:43,320
Speaker 1: Unfortunately, you are so right man, not even being salty,

834
00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:45,240
Speaker 1: not even being the old people.

835
00:39:45,560 --> 00:39:47,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I'm not a twelve year old girl at

836
00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:49,880
Speaker 4: a Chinese restaurant. But this math ain't adding up.

837
00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:50,279
Speaker 2: There, you go.

838
00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:53,480
Speaker 1: No, math ain't math right now, even if you carry

839
00:39:53,480 --> 00:39:53,799
Speaker 1: the one.

840
00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:57,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, which is funny because there is a twelve year

841
00:39:57,239 --> 00:39:59,239
Speaker 3: old girl to work at the Chinese restaurant dat ch

842
00:39:59,239 --> 00:40:00,879
Speaker 3: out of Orlando, every.

843
00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:03,800
Speaker 2: Not in school.

844
00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:07,399
Speaker 4: What can she learn better at her family's restaurants because

845
00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:09,160
Speaker 4: she already graduated high school? Can?

846
00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:10,879
Speaker 2: Yeah?

847
00:40:11,080 --> 00:40:14,040
Speaker 3: One time I went my pot and she wasn't there.

848
00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:16,560
Speaker 3: I was like, what they do to this little girl?

849
00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:20,000
Speaker 4: Hey, that's not there's one. There's one in Mount Dora

850
00:40:20,120 --> 00:40:22,840
Speaker 4: I went to and the little girl was practicing her violin.

851
00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:26,120
Speaker 4: It was so Asian stereotype, and she was practicing her violin,

852
00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:28,440
Speaker 4: and it was so beautiful and like we're sitting there,

853
00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:30,439
Speaker 4: everybody's waiting for their order. There's always like two people

854
00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:32,600
Speaker 4: sitting at the little table, you know, the restaurant. She's

855
00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:37,399
Speaker 4: walking and was so beautiful. I was like, man and

856
00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:43,520
Speaker 4: her she's guys, is amazing. I'm like, wow, this girl,

857
00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:45,839
Speaker 4: she's twelve year girls like this so talented. And when

858
00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:47,600
Speaker 4: she put her violin away, we were all clapping.

859
00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:48,280
Speaker 2: She smiled.

860
00:40:48,520 --> 00:40:51,800
Speaker 4: Her mom literally came out time for the racist accident.

861
00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:54,200
Speaker 4: Her mom she goes, why are you playing around with violin?

862
00:40:54,239 --> 00:40:59,880
Speaker 4: Why not work? And I'm like, that's her playtime, that's her.

863
00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:03,239
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my gosh.

864
00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:07,320
Speaker 4: The values on education and curricular activities that most Asian

865
00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:10,719
Speaker 4: Americans I've met have outweigh every other culture everything. Their

866
00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:14,839
Speaker 4: value on work to get school. Because I'm like, hey,

867
00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:16,400
Speaker 4: if that was a Puerto Rican restaurant and I was

868
00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:19,160
Speaker 4: a twelve year old, get working the counter. I got

869
00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:22,799
Speaker 4: a game boy, Yeah, yeah you do, and I'm getting

870
00:41:22,840 --> 00:41:25,120
Speaker 4: to charge you. Make you sure that's your food? Hey

871
00:41:25,120 --> 00:41:26,120
Speaker 4: did you charge him?

872
00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:32,399
Speaker 2: Oh? Man? Man, Pokemon fight real talk.

873
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:35,880
Speaker 3: I was just somewhere the other day getting food and

874
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:39,239
Speaker 3: I got the food and I'm leaving, and and I

875
00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:41,120
Speaker 3: heard the lady say the same thing, like did you

876
00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:43,440
Speaker 3: charge them for blah blah blah? And I didn't pay attention.

877
00:41:43,520 --> 00:41:46,040
Speaker 3: I paid for what I thought I was paying for them,

878
00:41:46,200 --> 00:41:48,000
Speaker 3: and the little boys like, I don't think. So I

879
00:41:48,080 --> 00:41:51,319
Speaker 3: turned around and went back, like, hell, look and see

880
00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:54,680
Speaker 3: because he didn't. Yeah, he was like yeah, man ten

881
00:41:54,760 --> 00:41:57,040
Speaker 3: years old working in his mom and pop's restaurant. He

882
00:41:57,080 --> 00:41:59,400
Speaker 3: ain't that boy, don't care if you ain't make that

883
00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:01,880
Speaker 3: three dollars off of that extra ranch that I got.

884
00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:03,640
Speaker 4: They're gonna make him kneel on rice.

885
00:42:05,920 --> 00:42:10,239
Speaker 2: Oh my god, yo, I actually Asian.

886
00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:11,440
Speaker 4: Homeboys about kneeling on rice.

887
00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:13,960
Speaker 2: Bro that's a real punishment, man, You ain't flying.

888
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:18,879
Speaker 1: That's why I left, Oh brotta be hey, you.

889
00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:21,080
Speaker 3: Gotta train like a like in thirty six Chambers as

890
00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:22,000
Speaker 3: a Chinese kid.

891
00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:31,439
Speaker 2: From kneeling on right. You're crazy kids like I learned

892
00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:36,080
Speaker 2: a special technique of shadow boxing. Let me show you, God.

893
00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:38,359
Speaker 1: Bless man, hey man, before we go, we got about

894
00:42:38,360 --> 00:42:42,680
Speaker 1: a minute left. Where are you gentlemen performing this weekend?

895
00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:45,799
Speaker 1: I got nothing, bro, I really don't, man, Like I

896
00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:48,160
Speaker 1: got a couple of weeks off and then on my

897
00:42:48,239 --> 00:42:51,480
Speaker 1: next show will be actually Valentine's Day, Man, I'll be

898
00:42:51,520 --> 00:42:55,120
Speaker 1: in Tallahassee with OMG it's wicks now he's.

899
00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:57,440
Speaker 3: Not doing thathing, man, Valentine's Day. Hit me up, check

900
00:42:57,480 --> 00:43:01,040
Speaker 3: the social media. And then February twenty first, I'd be

901
00:43:01,080 --> 00:43:04,759
Speaker 3: at Vero Beach at the Italian Supper Club with me

902
00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:07,640
Speaker 3: and my brother Dwayne. But yeah, man, i gotta got

903
00:43:07,640 --> 00:43:10,319
Speaker 3: a pretty slow schedule coming up here, man, so yeah,

904
00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:12,600
Speaker 3: enjoy yourself, brother, Miguel, what you're gonna be doing?

905
00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:12,759
Speaker 2: Man?

906
00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:16,320
Speaker 4: February fourth and fifth, I'll be with Jake Rica and

907
00:43:16,480 --> 00:43:20,200
Speaker 4: David Jolly at Wise Guys Comedy Club, Las Vegas. And

908
00:43:20,960 --> 00:43:26,440
Speaker 4: February sixth and seventh, I will be in Jordan, Utah

909
00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:29,640
Speaker 4: with David Jolly and Jake Rick at Wise Guy's Comedy

910
00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:31,239
Speaker 4: in Jordan, Utah.

911
00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:34,759
Speaker 3: That sounds amazing, Guys. I'm not gonna be doing anything but.

912
00:43:34,719 --> 00:43:35,479
Speaker 2: A private show.

913
00:43:35,600 --> 00:43:37,319
Speaker 1: It's not open to the public, and that's the only

914
00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:38,799
Speaker 1: thing I got other than that.

915
00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:41,480
Speaker 2: I'm home now. It was going for three weeks on

916
00:43:41,520 --> 00:43:45,279
Speaker 2: the ship, so I'm happy to be here. Just bro,

917
00:43:45,600 --> 00:43:46,440
Speaker 2: Like I just got out.

918
00:43:46,320 --> 00:43:53,000
Speaker 1: Of prison, son, Bro, I've had aseectomy. But I think

919
00:43:53,040 --> 00:43:54,160
Speaker 1: I made a baby last night.

920
00:43:54,320 --> 00:43:59,080
Speaker 4: So hey, I thank you guys for shooting chicken stop chickens.

921
00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:03,240
Speaker 1: Hey, bro, you use your stocking reverses your oversecond, But anyway,

922
00:44:03,320 --> 00:44:06,600
Speaker 1: you got so much for listening to realize on real

923
00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:08,600
Speaker 1: rated one, on four point one on behalf of myself,

924
00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:11,080
Speaker 1: James Johns, Kim Miller, Miguel Cologne Jr.

925
00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:13,359
Speaker 2: We will see y'all tomorrow. Can't tell them what to do.

926
00:44:13,680 --> 00:44:16,200
Speaker 2: Take your ass to bed. We out