Speaker 1: All right, smojoe in the morning, Anna wants to talk
Speaker 1: about the worst date you are ever on.
Speaker 2: Yes, so I'm convinced that I have been on the
Speaker 2: worst date ever, and I would love to know if
Speaker 2: anyone else has been on an awful date as well.
Speaker 2: Yesterday I was out with my friends. We were talking
Speaker 2: about nightmares of dates that we've had. Here's mine. I
Speaker 2: went out a couple of years ago in Eastern Market.
Speaker 2: I was living downtown at the time. I went out
Speaker 2: with a guy and we were having a good time.
Speaker 2: The drinks were flowing. We got to talking about things
Speaker 2: we were into in the bedroom.
Speaker 3: Family.
Speaker 4: If you're listening, maybe turn the radio.
Speaker 2: Down right now. Yeah, I was talking about how I
Speaker 2: liked a little bit of like dominant submissive type stuff,
Speaker 2: so maybe some some slap and playful and I'm also
Speaker 2: thinking about like slaps on like my booty or something
Speaker 2: not on my face.
Speaker 1: By the way, we're learning a lot about Anna in
Speaker 1: the last twenty four hours, but keep.
Speaker 5: Going, uh huh.
Speaker 4: So anyways, the conversation was fine.
Speaker 3: We were leaving.
Speaker 2: He was gonna drive me back to my apartment downtown.
Speaker 2: We get in the car and before we drive away,
Speaker 2: he looks at me square in my face, slaps me
Speaker 2: across the face and says, you like that? And I
Speaker 2: didn't even know how to react. I was staring like
Speaker 2: a blank face, like did this really just happen?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 4: And instead of being like you good, he doubled down.
Speaker 4: He slapped me again.
Speaker 5: He said you liked that?
Speaker 7: Wow.
Speaker 3: I was freaking out.
Speaker 2: I got out of the car in Eastern Market and
Speaker 2: I ran home downtown. I didn't call an uber, I
Speaker 2: didn't do anything. I called my best friend. I said,
Speaker 2: I just got I don't know if I was just assaulted.
Speaker 2: I don't know what the.
Speaker 5: Heck is going on. I ran home.
Speaker 1: So you were at your at dinner with a guy
Speaker 1: and at dinner comes up that you like to maybe occasionally.
Speaker 2: You know, I like to call my man daddy. I
Speaker 2: like a little bit like any more dominant than me,
Speaker 2: like slept my booty or something.
Speaker 5: Not my face.
Speaker 1: And he gets in the car in that more than
Speaker 1: once have you heard from this guy?
Speaker 5: Since no, I haven't heard from thank god.
Speaker 1: And it wasn't a playful smack like hett my hair
Speaker 1: real quickly?
Speaker 5: How you like that?
Speaker 8: Like that?
Speaker 5: And then doubled down, that's crazy and.
Speaker 2: You shocked you, Like, I didn't say anything, like I
Speaker 2: never texted him again, like just ran home.
Speaker 4: I genuinely was like, did I just get assault?
Speaker 1: Okay, who's had a worse date than Anna? I don't
Speaker 1: think anyone. Yeah, that was the craziest date ever. I
Speaker 1: can't believe that guy would do something like I'm not
Speaker 1: kidding you. I would have called the police and I
Speaker 1: would have had that guy arrested for assault.
Speaker 5: And you opened a door and just start running.
Speaker 4: Yeah, ran home?
Speaker 5: Drive after you? Or no?
Speaker 4: No, I think he texted me like, let me know
Speaker 4: if you got.
Speaker 1: Home, Amanda, worst date ever? Anna's definitely got the worst
Speaker 1: date ever. What's going on?
Speaker 9: Hi?
Speaker 7: Yeah, so I went on a date when my friends,
Speaker 7: you know, kind of blind date thing, and the person
Speaker 7: sat on the phone, man tired time, try to ask
Speaker 7: the question.
Speaker 6: I'm sorry, what.
Speaker 4: Sounds like you were on a date with Mojo?
Speaker 5: Oh? Man, that's crazy. What's up, Hannah?
Speaker 10: Hi?
Speaker 5: What's going on?
Speaker 9: Hi?
Speaker 11: Guys? Okay, so I went on this tender date and
Speaker 11: we went decided to go to the movie theater and
Speaker 11: I show up and he looks completely different from his
Speaker 11: profile picture, Like, yeah, didn't even look like this same
Speaker 11: person almost and I was like, okay, well.
Speaker 1: Like how bad are you different? Different in a bad
Speaker 1: way or different in it?
Speaker 5: You know?
Speaker 1: So the guy show So the guy shows up and
Speaker 1: it's not him that is from the same profile that
Speaker 1: you saw.
Speaker 12: It's him, but like I'm guessing the pictures were like
Speaker 12: heavily edited or photoshop.
Speaker 4: God, I stuck I.
Speaker 6: Stuck it out.
Speaker 11: I was like, Okay, maybe you know, he's got a
Speaker 11: good personality.
Speaker 3: Maybe it's funny.
Speaker 11: I don't know. It was went to the movie theater
Speaker 11: and can you not this dude had so.
Speaker 12: Much hair jell in his hair it was like spiky,
Speaker 12: and he kept trying to lay his head on my
Speaker 12: shoulder and his hair kept stabbing me in the face.
Speaker 12: And then he took and he kept trying to like
Speaker 12: kiss me, and his breath smells, but he didn't slap you.
Speaker 5: So that's what.
Speaker 1: By the way, I thought that was a girls that
Speaker 1: did the change of pictures and did the whole cat
Speaker 1: fish anything. I didn't realize guys would do that too. Claire,
Speaker 1: what's up, Hi, Good morning, guys.
Speaker 5: Mornne. Worst date ever.
Speaker 8: I went on a first date with a guy that
Speaker 8: the entire time we were on the date. He just
Speaker 8: wanted to talk about my parents that he never met
Speaker 8: having sex and what different positions that they would use.
Speaker 5: Why would he get into that. That's crazy, it's weird.
Speaker 3: I don't even remember what happened.
Speaker 8: It was about ten years ago, and it was the
Speaker 8: most uncomfortable thing because who wants to think of their
Speaker 8: parents having such exactly.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's unbelievable, Claire Tanya, what's up? Worst date that
Speaker 1: you ever went on?
Speaker 13: I went in high school. I went to Olive Garden
Speaker 13: and then the waitress accidentally spilled strawberry lemonade all over me.
Speaker 13: And this guy made me go walk through the mall
Speaker 13: for at least two hours to go close shopping.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. So he and say, hey, let's go
Speaker 1: home and you know, so you can change. He just
Speaker 1: wanted to do his shopping. That's crazy. He wanted to
Speaker 1: shop for himself. It would be such a gentlemanly thing
Speaker 1: to do to take you to you know, wherever you know,
Speaker 1: Zara Forever twenty one, wherever the stores are that he
Speaker 1: would go to at that time.
Speaker 5: What's up, Brie? How you doing good?
Speaker 3: How are you guys good?
Speaker 5: We're talking at first? Off?
Speaker 1: How crazy is the Anna date that you went on.
Speaker 1: This guy did that to her.
Speaker 14: I'm guys are pretty wild, so that's why I don't
Speaker 14: go on dates anymore.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so I actually matched with a guy on Bumble.
Speaker 6: This was actually I think right after COVID and obviously
Speaker 6: super cute on there.
Speaker 14: I always look for the height.
Speaker 6: Because I'm not gonna lie height.
Speaker 3: It's a big thing for me.
Speaker 5: But it wasn't on there, so I'm like.
Speaker 6: Okay, we'll try this. He has a really nice truck,
Speaker 6: so okay, winning so far. Well, he pulls up to
Speaker 6: this restaurant and he gets out of his truck with
Speaker 6: a stutstool.
Speaker 3: It was the worst thing ever.
Speaker 14: And like I said, I can like, hey, I can
Speaker 14: kind of work with but a step stool and like
Speaker 14: his literally his clothing side was probably like kids, I
Speaker 14: would say, like larger, extra large.
Speaker 3: That's how little. It was the worst thing ever.
Speaker 5: Little man, I love that.
Speaker 1: That's funny. Hold on, Elizabeth. Worst date ever and this
Speaker 1: one involves the police. What happened?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: So I met this guy at the gas station and then.
Speaker 10: We ended up going on a date and he picked
Speaker 10: me up and we were going down to.
Speaker 3: Like the river. Weird date. I know, but literally we're driving.
Speaker 10: He's driving, and all of a sudden, he pulls into
Speaker 10: this random house and I'm like, what are you doing?
Speaker 10: He just gets out and walks up to the door,
Speaker 10: and the next thing I realized, there's a police officer
Speaker 10: behind us, and he was like, went up to the door,
Speaker 10: followed the guy. The guy didn't even know the house.
Speaker 10: He was just trying to get away from the police,
Speaker 10: I guess.
Speaker 5: Oh.
Speaker 3: And the police like took me on the car, asked
Speaker 3: me what his name was. He had lied to the
Speaker 3: police officer about what his name was.
Speaker 10: He ended up going to jail and I had to
Speaker 10: sit there and wait for his dad to call him
Speaker 10: and pick up his truck, and his dad had to
Speaker 10: take me home.
Speaker 5: Your date got arrested.
Speaker 4: Do you know why he went to jail?
Speaker 5: Yeah? What did he end up doing?
Speaker 3: I don't know. He had warrants out and I don't
Speaker 3: know really for what.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, isn't that crazy? That's funny when he's
Speaker 1: going to the river to kill you as you lucky
Speaker 1: to game. Oh initial B wants to be voice disguised.
Speaker 1: Yours is as bad as that one. You went on
Speaker 1: a date with a guy that you ended up looking
Speaker 1: up his family and what did you find out?
Speaker 9: Good morning?
Speaker 5: First of all, good morning.
Speaker 9: So I put the bike there and I go out.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I can't understand you. It's stuff. Can you
Speaker 1: pick up your phone and get it off of bluetooth
Speaker 1: for second? Because your voice is yes, go ahead, you
Speaker 1: did what.
Speaker 9: I agreed to go out on the date with this
Speaker 9: guy I met at a bar yea. So we went
Speaker 9: out to dinner and kind of getting to know each other.
Speaker 9: Question and I ended up about his family, and he said, well,
Speaker 9: they're dead.
Speaker 5: They're dead. How did they die? Did he tell you
Speaker 5: how they died?
Speaker 11: He didn't.
Speaker 9: I kind of dropped it, but I knows and I
Speaker 9: filled thing.
Speaker 5: I can't understand her. What did you tell? What did
Speaker 5: she tell you, Lydia?
Speaker 15: She went out with a guy and he was talking
Speaker 15: about how his parents were deceased, and then she looked
Speaker 15: it up afterwards and come to find out it was
Speaker 15: his brother who had murdered his parents.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, scary damn he take you to the river.
Speaker 1: What was his last name? Menindez? God that voice Sguiser
Speaker 1: was not able to pick that up. Thank you, Lydia
Speaker 1: for sharing and translating Carissa last one Carissa.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I went on a first day guy and
Speaker 3: he took me to fame.
Speaker 5: He took you.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry you're now your phone's cuting now maybe it's
Speaker 1: our phone system or something.
Speaker 5: You you went, you went to Famous Dave's.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he was growling while eating ribs.
Speaker 1: Imitate them, imitated please, like you know what though, I
Speaker 1: would do that too at Famous Daves