WEBVTT - Anna's Worst Date Ever  

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<v Speaker 1>All right, smojoe in the morning, Anna wants to talk

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<v Speaker 1>about the worst date you are ever on.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, so I'm convinced that I have been on the

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<v Speaker 2>worst date ever, and I would love to know if

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<v Speaker 2>anyone else has been on an awful date as well.

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<v Speaker 2>Yesterday I was out with my friends. We were talking

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<v Speaker 2>about nightmares of dates that we've had. Here's mine. I

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<v Speaker 2>went out a couple of years ago in Eastern Market.

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<v Speaker 2>I was living downtown at the time. I went out

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<v Speaker 2>with a guy and we were having a good time.

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<v Speaker 2>The drinks were flowing. We got to talking about things

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<v Speaker 2>we were into in the bedroom.

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<v Speaker 3>Family.

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<v Speaker 4>If you're listening, maybe turn the radio.

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<v Speaker 2>Down right now. Yeah, I was talking about how I

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<v Speaker 2>liked a little bit of like dominant submissive type stuff,

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<v Speaker 2>so maybe some some slap and playful and I'm also

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<v Speaker 2>thinking about like slaps on like my booty or something

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<v Speaker 2>not on my face.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, we're learning a lot about Anna in

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<v Speaker 1>the last twenty four hours, but keep.

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<v Speaker 5>Going, uh huh.

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<v Speaker 4>So anyways, the conversation was fine.

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<v Speaker 3>We were leaving.

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<v Speaker 2>He was gonna drive me back to my apartment downtown.

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<v Speaker 2>We get in the car and before we drive away,

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<v Speaker 2>he looks at me square in my face, slaps me

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<v Speaker 2>across the face and says, you like that? And I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't even know how to react. I was staring like

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<v Speaker 2>a blank face, like did this really just happen?

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<v Speaker 6>Yes?

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<v Speaker 4>And instead of being like you good, he doubled down.

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<v Speaker 4>He slapped me again.

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<v Speaker 5>He said you liked that?

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<v Speaker 7>Wow.

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<v Speaker 3>I was freaking out.

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<v Speaker 2>I got out of the car in Eastern Market and

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<v Speaker 2>I ran home downtown. I didn't call an uber, I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't do anything. I called my best friend. I said,

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<v Speaker 2>I just got I don't know if I was just assaulted.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what the.

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<v Speaker 5>Heck is going on. I ran home.

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<v Speaker 1>So you were at your at dinner with a guy

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<v Speaker 1>and at dinner comes up that you like to maybe occasionally.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I like to call my man daddy. I

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<v Speaker 2>like a little bit like any more dominant than me,

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<v Speaker 2>like slept my booty or something.

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<v Speaker 5>Not my face.

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<v Speaker 1>And he gets in the car in that more than

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<v Speaker 1>once have you heard from this guy?

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<v Speaker 5>Since no, I haven't heard from thank god.

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<v Speaker 1>And it wasn't a playful smack like hett my hair

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<v Speaker 1>real quickly?

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<v Speaker 5>How you like that?

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<v Speaker 8>Like that?

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<v Speaker 5>And then doubled down, that's crazy and.

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<v Speaker 2>You shocked you, Like, I didn't say anything, like I

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<v Speaker 2>never texted him again, like just ran home.

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<v Speaker 4>I genuinely was like, did I just get assault?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, who's had a worse date than Anna? I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think anyone. Yeah, that was the craziest date ever. I

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<v Speaker 1>can't believe that guy would do something like I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>kidding you. I would have called the police and I

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<v Speaker 1>would have had that guy arrested for assault.

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<v Speaker 5>And you opened a door and just start running.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, ran home?

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<v Speaker 5>Drive after you? Or no?

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<v Speaker 4>No, I think he texted me like, let me know

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<v Speaker 4>if you got.

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<v Speaker 1>Home, Amanda, worst date ever? Anna's definitely got the worst

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<v Speaker 1>date ever. What's going on?

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<v Speaker 9>Hi?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, so I went on a date when my friends,

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<v Speaker 7>you know, kind of blind date thing, and the person

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<v Speaker 7>sat on the phone, man tired time, try to ask

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<v Speaker 7>the question.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm sorry, what.

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<v Speaker 4>Sounds like you were on a date with Mojo?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh? Man, that's crazy. What's up, Hannah?

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<v Speaker 10>Hi?

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<v Speaker 5>What's going on?

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<v Speaker 9>Hi?

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<v Speaker 11>Guys? Okay, so I went on this tender date and

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<v Speaker 11>we went decided to go to the movie theater and

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<v Speaker 11>I show up and he looks completely different from his

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<v Speaker 11>profile picture, Like, yeah, didn't even look like this same

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<v Speaker 11>person almost and I was like, okay, well.

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<v Speaker 1>Like how bad are you different? Different in a bad

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<v Speaker 1>way or different in it?

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<v Speaker 5>You know?

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<v Speaker 1>So the guy show So the guy shows up and

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<v Speaker 1>it's not him that is from the same profile that

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<v Speaker 1>you saw.

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<v Speaker 12>It's him, but like I'm guessing the pictures were like

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<v Speaker 12>heavily edited or photoshop.

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<v Speaker 4>God, I stuck I.

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<v Speaker 6>Stuck it out.

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<v Speaker 11>I was like, Okay, maybe you know, he's got a

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<v Speaker 11>good personality.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe it's funny.

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<v Speaker 11>I don't know. It was went to the movie theater

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<v Speaker 11>and can you not this dude had so.

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<v Speaker 12>Much hair jell in his hair it was like spiky,

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<v Speaker 12>and he kept trying to lay his head on my

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<v Speaker 12>shoulder and his hair kept stabbing me in the face.

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<v Speaker 12>And then he took and he kept trying to like

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<v Speaker 12>kiss me, and his breath smells, but he didn't slap you.

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<v Speaker 5>So that's what.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, I thought that was a girls that

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<v Speaker 1>did the change of pictures and did the whole cat

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<v Speaker 1>fish anything. I didn't realize guys would do that too. Claire,

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<v Speaker 1>what's up, Hi, Good morning, guys.

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<v Speaker 5>Mornne. Worst date ever.

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<v Speaker 8>I went on a first date with a guy that

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<v Speaker 8>the entire time we were on the date. He just

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<v Speaker 8>wanted to talk about my parents that he never met

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<v Speaker 8>having sex and what different positions that they would use.

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<v Speaker 5>Why would he get into that. That's crazy, it's weird.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't even remember what happened.

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<v Speaker 8>It was about ten years ago, and it was the

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<v Speaker 8>most uncomfortable thing because who wants to think of their

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<v Speaker 8>parents having such exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, that's unbelievable, Claire Tanya, what's up? Worst date that

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<v Speaker 1>you ever went on?

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<v Speaker 13>I went in high school. I went to Olive Garden

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<v Speaker 13>and then the waitress accidentally spilled strawberry lemonade all over me.

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<v Speaker 13>And this guy made me go walk through the mall

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<v Speaker 13>for at least two hours to go close shopping.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. So he and say, hey, let's go

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<v Speaker 1>home and you know, so you can change. He just

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to do his shopping. That's crazy. He wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>shop for himself. It would be such a gentlemanly thing

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<v Speaker 1>to do to take you to you know, wherever you know,

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<v Speaker 1>Zara Forever twenty one, wherever the stores are that he

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<v Speaker 1>would go to at that time.

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<v Speaker 5>What's up, Brie? How you doing good?

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<v Speaker 3>How are you guys good?

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<v Speaker 5>We're talking at first? Off?

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<v Speaker 1>How crazy is the Anna date that you went on.

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<v Speaker 1>This guy did that to her.

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<v Speaker 14>I'm guys are pretty wild, so that's why I don't

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<v Speaker 14>go on dates anymore.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, so I actually matched with a guy on Bumble.

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<v Speaker 6>This was actually I think right after COVID and obviously

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<v Speaker 6>super cute on there.

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<v Speaker 14>I always look for the height.

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<v Speaker 6>Because I'm not gonna lie height.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a big thing for me.

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<v Speaker 5>But it wasn't on there, so I'm like.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, we'll try this. He has a really nice truck,

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<v Speaker 6>so okay, winning so far. Well, he pulls up to

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<v Speaker 6>this restaurant and he gets out of his truck with

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<v Speaker 6>a stutstool.

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<v Speaker 3>It was the worst thing ever.

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<v Speaker 14>And like I said, I can like, hey, I can

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<v Speaker 14>kind of work with but a step stool and like

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<v Speaker 14>his literally his clothing side was probably like kids, I

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<v Speaker 14>would say, like larger, extra large.

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<v Speaker 3>That's how little. It was the worst thing ever.

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<v Speaker 5>Little man, I love that.

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<v Speaker 1>That's funny. Hold on, Elizabeth. Worst date ever and this

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<v Speaker 1>one involves the police. What happened?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>So I met this guy at the gas station and then.

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<v Speaker 10>We ended up going on a date and he picked

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<v Speaker 10>me up and we were going down to.

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<v Speaker 3>Like the river. Weird date. I know, but literally we're driving.

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<v Speaker 10>He's driving, and all of a sudden, he pulls into

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<v Speaker 10>this random house and I'm like, what are you doing?

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<v Speaker 10>He just gets out and walks up to the door,

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<v Speaker 10>and the next thing I realized, there's a police officer

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<v Speaker 10>behind us, and he was like, went up to the door,

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<v Speaker 10>followed the guy. The guy didn't even know the house.

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<v Speaker 10>He was just trying to get away from the police,

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<v Speaker 10>I guess.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh.

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<v Speaker 3>And the police like took me on the car, asked

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<v Speaker 3>me what his name was. He had lied to the

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<v Speaker 3>police officer about what his name was.

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<v Speaker 10>He ended up going to jail and I had to

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<v Speaker 10>sit there and wait for his dad to call him

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<v Speaker 10>and pick up his truck, and his dad had to

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<v Speaker 10>take me home.

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<v Speaker 5>Your date got arrested.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you know why he went to jail?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah? What did he end up doing?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know. He had warrants out and I don't

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<v Speaker 3>know really for what.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, isn't that crazy? That's funny when he's

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<v Speaker 1>going to the river to kill you as you lucky

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<v Speaker 1>to game. Oh initial B wants to be voice disguised.

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<v Speaker 1>Yours is as bad as that one. You went on

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<v Speaker 1>a date with a guy that you ended up looking

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<v Speaker 1>up his family and what did you find out?

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<v Speaker 9>Good morning?

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<v Speaker 5>First of all, good morning.

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<v Speaker 9>So I put the bike there and I go out.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, I can't understand you. It's stuff. Can you

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<v Speaker 1>pick up your phone and get it off of bluetooth

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<v Speaker 1>for second? Because your voice is yes, go ahead, you

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<v Speaker 1>did what.

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<v Speaker 9>I agreed to go out on the date with this

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<v Speaker 9>guy I met at a bar yea. So we went

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<v Speaker 9>out to dinner and kind of getting to know each other.

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<v Speaker 9>Question and I ended up about his family, and he said, well,

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<v Speaker 9>they're dead.

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<v Speaker 5>They're dead. How did they die? Did he tell you

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<v Speaker 5>how they died?

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<v Speaker 11>He didn't.

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<v Speaker 9>I kind of dropped it, but I knows and I

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<v Speaker 9>filled thing.

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<v Speaker 5>I can't understand her. What did you tell? What did

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<v Speaker 5>she tell you, Lydia?

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<v Speaker 15>She went out with a guy and he was talking

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<v Speaker 15>about how his parents were deceased, and then she looked

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<v Speaker 15>it up afterwards and come to find out it was

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<v Speaker 15>his brother who had murdered his parents.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh my god, scary damn he take you to the river.

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<v Speaker 1>What was his last name? Menindez? God that voice Sguiser

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<v Speaker 1>was not able to pick that up. Thank you, Lydia

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<v Speaker 1>for sharing and translating Carissa last one Carissa.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so I went on a first day guy and

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<v Speaker 3>he took me to fame.

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<v Speaker 5>He took you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry you're now your phone's cuting now maybe it's

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<v Speaker 1>our phone system or something.

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<v Speaker 5>You you went, you went to Famous Dave's.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he was growling while eating ribs.

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<v Speaker 1>Imitate them, imitated please, like you know what though, I

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<v Speaker 1>would do that too at Famous Daves