Speaker 1: All right, I need help with this. It's Mojo in
Speaker 1: the Morning show. I want to ask you if you
Speaker 1: think that I'm weird for thinking that this was very immature.
Speaker 1: So I went out to eat with a guy, buddy
Speaker 1: of mine. Okay, guy friend of mine. We went out
Speaker 1: to eat. We both ate steaks, all right, so picture
Speaker 1: we both order our meals. Our meals come. We both
Speaker 1: got steaks, and we got the sides that come with
Speaker 1: the steaks. All right, I pick up these. They brought
Speaker 1: over a steak knife to our table, so they knew
Speaker 1: that we both ordered steak, so they changed our knives
Speaker 1: out to put a steak knife on there. I go
Speaker 1: start eating my steak. Okay, I cut and I put
Speaker 1: it right in my mouth. This guy does this. He
Speaker 1: takes his meal, starts cutting it and continuing to cut
Speaker 1: it and cutting it and cutting it up, cutting the vegetables,
Speaker 1: cutting the potatoes, you know, doing all that stuff. He
Speaker 1: cuts everything on his plate until he catch everything cut,
Speaker 1: and then he starts eating it the whole time. I'm
Speaker 1: sitting there watching him while we're talking, and I'm going,
Speaker 1: what the hell are you doing? Are you like a
Speaker 1: kid and a mom that's cutting up his hot hot
Speaker 1: dog or something like that. If this was this is
Speaker 1: a guy that has a wife, Okay, so he's a
Speaker 1: merry guy. But if this was a single guy and
Speaker 1: you went on a date and the guy cut up
Speaker 1: his entire meal before he even put anything in his mouth,
Speaker 1: wouldn't you think that that's weird? Is that not the
Speaker 1: weirdest thing to see?
Speaker 2: I'd probably make a comment about it.
Speaker 1: But I don't know why would you make a comment.
Speaker 2: Because I would probably make a smart ass comment like
Speaker 2: are you five? But at the same time, it's not
Speaker 2: he doesn't bother.
Speaker 3: You kid, cut all your food right away. You gotta
Speaker 3: cut heat. I don't look, you know what's crazy. So
Speaker 3: yesterday Josiah had orientation for school. It's like his first
Speaker 3: kind of first day, and I wanted to celebrate that.
Speaker 3: So I was like, Joe, where do you want to
Speaker 3: go to eat? Where you want to go? He was like,
Speaker 3: Olive Garden? Went to Olive Garden. I too, got a steak. Now,
Speaker 3: first off, he gets a steak and Olive Garden.
Speaker 1: I wasn't in the mogame. Oh my god. I was like,
Speaker 1: I got a hamburger, you know, go ahead. So I
Speaker 1: got a stake now they didn't bring an extra night.
Speaker 1: It wasn't that. But I too, you know, I because
Speaker 1: they don't sell stakes.
Speaker 2: I caught a few bites at the time the guy.
Speaker 2: I cut off a piece and I'll usually cut it
Speaker 2: into like three bites.
Speaker 1: The guy real quick. Go back to Outive Garden for
Speaker 1: my second was going to change when when the order.
Speaker 1: When the order happened and the waiter waitress went in there,
Speaker 1: they said, hey, we got the guy order. They had
Speaker 1: to run the Kroger. And when I went to stage
Speaker 1: with Jim, I got a burger. He's like, who orders
Speaker 1: a burger and a deli?
Speaker 4: What order?
Speaker 1: I go, finish your story? What you drop that mistake?
Speaker 2: You chopped the who but the whole thing or just
Speaker 2: a few pieces at a time.
Speaker 1: I got chopped half if I'm like, remember correct that
Speaker 1: because you don't. I want to be able to enjoy it.
Speaker 1: I don't want to chew and then cut, and then
Speaker 1: chew and then cut.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's too much of a tag you're working at
Speaker 1: that point. Kevin. I love you to death, but just
Speaker 1: like just like my my buddy Mike, you cannot cut
Speaker 1: your entire meal up. You're a grown man.
Speaker 2: But I think if you get a few bites ahead,
Speaker 2: you're good.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. Don't cut the whole thing, but
Speaker 3: at least cut half. Who wants to cut every single time?
Speaker 1: I finished you? And that's work, you, That's not work.
Speaker 1: That's called eating. That's called that's when you eat at home.
Speaker 1: You cut your entire meal up and chop it all up.
Speaker 3: When I when I make my fire chicken breast in
Speaker 3: my air fryer, I cut him all up and then
Speaker 3: I throw up in my salad because I want to
Speaker 3: just enjoy it in one wop. I don't want to
Speaker 3: have to waste time. And that's that's called preparation.
Speaker 1: Where's Victor at Misfit? Victor always usually joins us for
Speaker 1: food topics because he's a restaurant guy. But I feel
Speaker 1: like cut No, he's not a cutter, Susan. Agree what's
Speaker 1: going on, Susan.
Speaker 4: I am gonna agree with keV here great, Susan.
Speaker 1: That's a woman who knows, Susan. Susan, come on, explain
Speaker 1: to me why.
Speaker 5: It just makes it easier once you just sat down,
Speaker 5: get everything cut up, and then you can.
Speaker 1: Just enjoy it. I don't know. I think that that
Speaker 1: if you did that on a date. You know what
Speaker 1: that guy is. That's the guy right away that takes
Speaker 1: care of himself in bed and doesn't take care of
Speaker 1: the woman. The guy, the guy that cuts everything up.
Speaker 6: I'm telling you, I don't know, just makes it easier
Speaker 6: so you can enjoy. Ready to go.
Speaker 2: You think, you think that maybe you should try it
Speaker 2: before you knock it.
Speaker 1: They you know that they say they say that the
Speaker 1: person who eats fast is a fast as fast in
Speaker 1: the bed. I think the guy who cuts his entire
Speaker 1: meal is bad in bed too. That's a true story.
Speaker 1: By the way, how do you know that they say
Speaker 1: fast eaters? They say fast eaters are bad and better.
Speaker 1: I read it. I read it. I read in one
Speaker 1: of our prep services. I don't know right on the
Speaker 1: bottom I did. I read it in a prep service.
Speaker 1: Ice cream steak, Madeline, what's up?
Speaker 4: Hi? I texted in and said, my husband does the
Speaker 4: same exact thing whatever we eat, and it drives me insane.
Speaker 4: He'll cut up every single bite and I'm, you know,
Speaker 4: halfway through my meal enjoying it and he hasn't even
Speaker 4: taken a bite yet, and it drives me insane.
Speaker 1: That is to me, that is wrong, Like, you can't
Speaker 1: do that when you're sitting at a table with other people.
Speaker 6: You're and whenever we get.
Speaker 4: Like burgers and there's a side of fries, he eats
Speaker 4: every single fry before he picks up his berger.
Speaker 2: Is weird to me, No, it's not a little bite
Speaker 2: of everything.
Speaker 1: It is not weird. That's weird.
Speaker 3: We want to be able to savor the fry and
Speaker 3: I don't want to mix fry with burger taste.
Speaker 1: I want to taste my frost fry. Kevin does the
Speaker 1: weirdest thing eating Like honestly, him eating is awkward. It's
Speaker 1: an awkward Tara. What's up, Sarah? Hi?
Speaker 5: Hey, how are you?
Speaker 1: We're doing okay, we're talking about the cutter here. What
Speaker 1: are your thoughts?
Speaker 5: So my boyfriend does the same exact thing. There's a
Speaker 5: psychological study out there afriget where I read it at.
Speaker 5: But people who do that are also like pre planners,
Speaker 5: perfectionists and really like financially responsible. I don't know if there's.
Speaker 1: Cutting all your food cutting off again, what is it
Speaker 1: people who cut all their food or what?
Speaker 5: They're more like pre planners financially responsible.
Speaker 1: That is a load of spet right there. That is
Speaker 1: a bunch of stupid stupidity right there. I'm an outlier.
Speaker 5: Really, Yes, I want to find out.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna do some research on that and
Speaker 1: get back to you. Mark. What's going on. It's Mojoe
Speaker 1: in the morning. Hi, I'll were going, guys, it's going. Okay,
Speaker 1: we're arguing over here about the way we eat. You
Speaker 1: can tell the way that I eat the worst is
Speaker 1: the way that Kevin eats and sent into this man.
Speaker 6: I agree with Mojo in one thousand percent.
Speaker 1: No, No, you're.
Speaker 6: A grown man. What are you five my body? Okay,
Speaker 6: this is why I call it. A good friend of
Speaker 6: my wife and I.
Speaker 1: He's gay.
Speaker 6: We'll go out to eat. He does the same thing
Speaker 6: and I look at him and I go and we're
Speaker 6: good friends. I go, oh, man, you are so gay?
Speaker 1: Why do you say that? You can't say that you
Speaker 1: are so gay? That is not a gay or straight thing.
Speaker 1: That's be crazy. You can't say that. No more no
Speaker 1: that that there's nothing, there's nothing. Okay, I move it.
Speaker 1: That's the guy that's on my side. These are your people.
Speaker 1: What's up? What's up, Jamie High? How you doing Jamie
Speaker 1: h Nothing? I wish I could. I wish I could
Speaker 1: delete that from my wife?
Speaker 2: What's up so mad?
Speaker 1: When people don't agree with you, that dummy, they just okay,
Speaker 1: go ahead, Jamie, what are you gonna say?
Speaker 7: My best friend does this. She drives me absolutely insane
Speaker 7: because I will literally be completely done eating and she
Speaker 7: just started you in retaurant, and then I have to
Speaker 7: sit there for another half an hour.
Speaker 1: I move on to dessert. Don't you slow down? Sea biscuit?
Speaker 1: I yeah, I hate it. I hate I agree with
Speaker 1: you one hundred percent. You got to eat as you go.
Speaker 1: Eating as you go is the way to go. And
Speaker 1: if you do it any different, you're crazy. I feel
Speaker 1: like your.
Speaker 5: Food gets cold if you cut it all up.
Speaker 1: Like that, right, and it loses its juice and loses
Speaker 1: the juice. A lot of a lot of it does. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a lot your food just sitting there. You may
Speaker 1: know what you want on your food. You want one
Speaker 1: of those heat warmers from the back. How big are
Speaker 1: y'all plates? It does not take that long. We ordered.
Speaker 1: We both ordered big uh uh ribbis. We had big ribbyes.
Speaker 1: Mom was only six hours. Hold on a second, See
Speaker 1: mine's bigger than you mister Victor is officially called.
Speaker 2: I honestly need your opinion, Victor.
Speaker 6: Good morning, Good morning, and Mojo. You know, I always, always,
Speaker 6: just always agree with you, and this time I'm gonna
Speaker 6: have to agree with you again. You know, you know
Speaker 6: who used to cut their steaks up like this, Jeffrey Dahmer.
Speaker 6: You know that that Mario whatever that guy's name in prison.
Speaker 6: Cut up your steak. You cut up your steak. You're
Speaker 6: losing the juice, you're losing the heat, you're losing all
Speaker 6: the flavor. Now for a salad, yeah, of course you're
Speaker 6: going to cut up a piece of chicken. Kevin, You've
Speaker 6: got to throw a whole chicken breast on top of
Speaker 6: their that that doesn't make any sense. But if you
Speaker 6: get a steak and you're cutting it all up, I mean,
Speaker 6: what else was we doing? Was we put on a
Speaker 6: fork and doing like an airplane into the right exactly, my.
Speaker 3: Seven year old daughter, are you saying to preserve the
Speaker 3: true essence of what a steak should taste like, you
Speaker 3: have to just cut it one piece out of time
Speaker 3: and then eat.
Speaker 6: It one piece of a time. It keeps the juice in,
Speaker 6: it keeps the moisture, Now it sounds like Dot's are
Speaker 6: getting well done.
Speaker 1: Now you sound like Jeffrey Dahmer cut up the entire
Speaker 1: body and then ate it.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm going to ask all three of you guys
Speaker 2: a question. Victor and he had all.
Speaker 6: The body parts in the freezer.
Speaker 1: Separate exactly.
Speaker 2: When you guys are at home and if there's nobody around,
Speaker 2: and let's say you reheat a chicken breast from dinner
Speaker 2: the night before, tell me that you don't sometimes just
Speaker 2: stab it with the fork and just don't even cut it.
Speaker 2: Did yesterday, I'm not even cutting this.
Speaker 1: Nobody can see absolutely.
Speaker 6: Have you seen me and Tom? There's no less.
Speaker 1: Before. Hold on, Alexi, I want to make your comment, Alexia,
Speaker 1: what do you want to say?
Speaker 5: Well, Joe, also, I want to say, how are you
Speaker 5: judging Keaven when you wipe your ass back?
Speaker 1: He worried about the wrong thing. Alexia listens too closely
Speaker 1: to the show.
Speaker 5: I love you, I do, I really do.
Speaker 1: I love you, Alexia,