Speaker 1: All right, it's Mojo in the morning show. So I
Speaker 1: got to tell you the call that I got from
Speaker 1: my son, and boy, you can tell like we as parents,
Speaker 1: we are in all different places in our lives with
Speaker 1: our kids, right, Shannon and keV you got little ones.
Speaker 1: One day you'll be in my spot and that day
Speaker 1: you'll go. Man. I remember when Mojo told that story
Speaker 1: on the radio about Luke. Luke is in college, all right,
Speaker 1: He officially this year has a car up at college
Speaker 1: with him. All right. So he's got a jeep wrangler
Speaker 1: up at school with him. It's so we hope that
Speaker 1: maybe he'll think of ever coming home. I don't think
Speaker 1: it's going to happen, though. So he's got this car
Speaker 1: up there in the house that he is renting with
Speaker 1: a group of his buddies has a driveway parking lot
Speaker 1: thing that's there, so he's got a place to put
Speaker 1: his car. He also uses his car in a lot
Speaker 1: of cases to go to friends' houses or to hang
Speaker 1: out with people. And so I get the phone call
Speaker 1: yesterday from Luke, and the phone call was, you know,
Speaker 1: this is kind of Luke sounds I need you to
Speaker 1: bring the spare key up to me. I lost the key,
Speaker 1: and I go, where did you lose the key, Luke?
Speaker 1: And he goes, well, I lost it at a house,
Speaker 1: And I said, what do you mean you lost it
Speaker 1: at a house? Now, Luckily my wife is smarter than
Speaker 1: both Luke and me, because you put an Apple air
Speaker 1: tag on the key, which is unbelievable. Right, So I
Speaker 1: go into the Apple air tag, which I can go
Speaker 1: to the Apple AirTag right now because guess what, we
Speaker 1: did not find the key, and I can look and
Speaker 1: the Apple air tag shows that Luke's key is right
Speaker 1: now currently residing in an address where there is a
Speaker 1: fraternity house, not Luke's fraternity house, but some other fraternity house.
Speaker 1: So the key is inside of the fraternity house right now.
Speaker 1: And Luke says that he looked through every single place
Speaker 1: in this fraternity house and cannot find his jeep Wrangler key.
Speaker 1: And the problem is his car is not parked in
Speaker 1: his driveway. It's parked on a street getting tickets all
Speaker 1: the day. Okay, question, because I don't have air tags
Speaker 1: with anything, can you make those make a noise like
Speaker 1: you kind of devices? You can? Yes. The problem though,
Speaker 1: is Luke says that he's pushed the button and he's
Speaker 1: not hearing anything. Maybe the noise is not that loud.
Speaker 1: You heard remember when I did THEE I've done my
Speaker 1: iPhone or my phone whatever. The phones are louder than
Speaker 1: the AirTag. The air tags. The air tags are like
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? And honestly, in a fraternity house, yeah,
Speaker 1: like that's like a dog whistle to these kids. Okay.
Speaker 1: So I am bringing this up on one condition to
Speaker 1: ask I need help from you, to ask you where
Speaker 1: the hell you lost your keys in a house or
Speaker 1: where where's the strangest place? Because Luke says that he's
Speaker 1: looked all over these these fraternity houses, at this fraternity
Speaker 1: house and cannot find the key. If I gave you
Speaker 1: the address, Beyonce, because I know that you went to
Speaker 1: Michigan State, would you know this specific fraternity off of
Speaker 1: the fraternity the key, because that's the thing that bothers
Speaker 1: me is that it's not even his fraternity, but it's
Speaker 1: some other fraternity. So he drove the car there and
Speaker 1: then he left it there because they were drinking. So
Speaker 1: he which is great. I'm smart, it's very smart of him.
Speaker 1: But then it's been how many days now since this
Speaker 1: has happened Okay, so I'm currently right now having to
Speaker 1: deal with probably the East Lansing Police Department. You got
Speaker 1: friends up there and and take on Saturday. Give him
Speaker 1: the spare key, Michelle. Can Michelle actually help? Actually no,
Speaker 1: here's the thing we gave him. I got a key,
Speaker 1: so I can't leave Chelsea right now. So I ended
Speaker 1: up having to have his buddy Nico drive to my
Speaker 1: house pick up the key and bring the key to
Speaker 1: Looke because I wanted to get the car out of
Speaker 1: that all the way there and back. He ended up
Speaker 1: So thanks to Nico Klem for doing that. But here's
Speaker 1: the problem though with this Now, I get down to
Speaker 1: one key and his keys got his room key on it,
Speaker 1: so he had to like figure out a way to
Speaker 1: do this thing. Bianca, you've been in fraternity houses before?
Speaker 1: Are they so messy that these kids cannot find a
Speaker 1: key that is laying around?
Speaker 2: Or these things are disgusting? It looks like a literal
Speaker 2: landfill really in there, like there's no ways finding it.
Speaker 1: Are the sorority houses as bad as the fraternity so
Speaker 1: beautiful and nice?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I loved living because they're so nice.
Speaker 1: What Eternity had the dirtiest house that you've ever been in.
Speaker 2: I remember I think it was called like Pike back
Speaker 2: in the day. I think I don't think it's that anymore. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that was really bad. A EPI.
Speaker 1: That was a Jewish attorney.
Speaker 2: That was really bad too.
Speaker 1: Did you find anything in the house.
Speaker 2: Actually, I stole a bag of rice, so I'm going
Speaker 2: I'll go to the kitchen and I.
Speaker 1: Was still there. It had to be a big bag
Speaker 1: of rice cause it's a big naughty bag. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: that's kind of rice.
Speaker 2: By the way, I'm on Halloween and I just threw
Speaker 2: it out when I moved out.
Speaker 1: Of this year. Oh my gosh, Eric, what's happening on
Speaker 1: the morning?
Speaker 3: Hey? You know, on the Apple air tags, there's like
Speaker 3: more than one functionality to be able to find it.
Speaker 3: Rather than just using the sounds you can there's also
Speaker 3: a functionality on the applel air tag where you can
Speaker 3: hit the fine my in there and then arrow shows up,
Speaker 3: so you actually like kind of like a metal detector.
Speaker 2: This.
Speaker 1: Wait, so he can walk around the house with that
Speaker 1: air tag and okay, yeah, okay.
Speaker 3: Arrow point where all right you get to it. The
Speaker 3: bigger the arrow get, the stronger the signal.
Speaker 1: All right, hold on a second. That's by the way,
Speaker 1: you are genius, my friend. Uh.
Speaker 3: Oh no, it was a lot of stuff.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Thank you for that, Lydia. Will you call
Speaker 1: up or call up Luke and just see if you
Speaker 1: can get him to pick up the phone. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: hold on, Sean, what's up? Sean?
Speaker 4: Hey Mojoe? Good morning?
Speaker 1: Hi, good morning. What's happening.
Speaker 4: So I'm a bigger guy, and I usually wear hoodies,
Speaker 4: and I had my keys in my hoodie and went
Speaker 4: to go to the bathroom and just as I was
Speaker 4: flushing the toilet, the keys.
Speaker 3: Fell out of the front and right down the toilet.
Speaker 1: So what did you.
Speaker 4: I had to I mean, we owned the home and
Speaker 4: I had a septic tank. I literally had to pull
Speaker 4: the toilet up, and luckily they didn't go all the
Speaker 4: way down. They were kind of caught in the bottom.
Speaker 4: But I had to destroy the toilet and buy a
Speaker 4: new toilet.
Speaker 1: Man, So you didn't realize it until after you flushed it.
Speaker 4: Oh, it happened simultaneously, keV. It was like as I was,
Speaker 4: as I was flushing, fell and there was nothing I
Speaker 4: could do.
Speaker 1: Was there a slow new Oh yeah, it was.
Speaker 4: It was like slow motion that I could do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's so, that's nice. I will put a reward
Speaker 1: out for Luke's keys. I'll tell you what I'll do.
Speaker 1: I will put a case of Bush beer out for
Speaker 1: the or or I'll even go one step further. If
Speaker 1: one of the kids of this fraternity finds Luke's key,
Speaker 1: I will buy the their first keg for their next party.
Speaker 1: What is a keg? Like fifty bucks? Maybe like one hundred?
Speaker 1: Are they a hundred? All right, it's worth one hundred
Speaker 1: and a mojo keg stand Mojo stand when it gets
Speaker 1: delivered Parents Weekend. I will be up there for parents Weekend,
Speaker 1: and I will make sure so. By the way, you
Speaker 1: gotta Yoda out too, getting like spray painted on your stomach.
Speaker 1: Do you know? Do you know that Luke says that
Speaker 1: when they're sitting in the back area that the Theta
Speaker 1: Kai there must be mojo on the morning listeners drive by.
Speaker 1: They'll scream out, I'm not going They shout out Theta Kai? Uh,
Speaker 1: Rebecca had, What's what's going on? Rebecca?
Speaker 4: Hi? I'm sure those guys will find it. If you've
Speaker 4: give them a thirty pack of beer as a reward,
Speaker 4: I mean, you'll have the whole house.
Speaker 1: Looker you you were you were dialing? What's bigger? A
Speaker 1: thirty pack or a keg? I just offered a keg.
Speaker 4: Oh a keg? There you go, that's even better? Or
Speaker 4: double it?
Speaker 1: Make your ju kegs if you find it today? What's what?
Speaker 1: What's the party store called? That's right on the corner
Speaker 1: there where the Jonahs? You know where the vegos on
Speaker 1: the street? Oh?
Speaker 2: Big ten?
Speaker 1: Wait? Oh no, it is Jonah's Jonas is it? It's
Speaker 1: when there? It's like Mani's man. Yeah, I'll go to
Speaker 1: Mayoni's and I will get a keg for these kids, Lydia.
Speaker 1: Call ass Juice and see if.
Speaker 3: Too.
Speaker 1: Hold on, Uh, this is really crazy. Juice? Is your
Speaker 1: classes this morning? You know Shannon that your guess is
Speaker 1: go to classes?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 1: Luke, I believe so? I think so? I don't know.
Speaker 1: Hold on, ask Juice is forwarding my text? You do
Speaker 1: it again?
Speaker 4: It might be to serve.
Speaker 1: Oh that's what it is. Yeah, on, he really does
Speaker 1: not want to talk to you, did he? No? He
Speaker 1: texted me yesterday. Call Luke again. It'll go through as
Speaker 1: Juice text me yesterday wanting to Oh he's unavailable? What's
Speaker 1: going on? You think he's in class with the girl
Speaker 1: right now, hold on a juice. He's not in the
Speaker 1: room with anything. Was he the one that came to
Speaker 1: your party? Did he come to your party that Luke?
Speaker 1: Oh okay, no, Luke Happy didn't. Luc is not allowed
Speaker 1: to bring ass juice around anyone. Hold on funeral home, Tom,
Speaker 1: what's up town?
Speaker 4: Did he happen to look through like he's closed, because
Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure he probably doesn't watch him.
Speaker 1: Like everybody else. You know what, Tom, No, here's the thing.
Speaker 1: It's stayed in the house. It has not moved at all.
Speaker 1: So wherever it is, it's in that house. Can't wait?
Speaker 4: So all right, Well, just an option there because I
Speaker 4: felt like kids in.
Speaker 1: There three or four times in washing machine. Yeah no, no,
Speaker 1: believe me. And these key fobs are are a pain
Speaker 1: in the ass. Like they're big key fobs. That's the
Speaker 1: problem with the jeep key fob. It's a it's almost
Speaker 1: like a walkie talkie. It's like that big it's like
Speaker 1: it's like a mini remember those cell phone raizor phones.
Speaker 1: That's what the jeep key fob looks like. So all right,
Speaker 1: I like the idea of what the guy gave us
Speaker 1: about how you can maybe look at us right over
Speaker 1: the thing. I never thought about that. So all right,
Speaker 1: let's see what Let's see what we come up with.