WEBVTT - Luke Lost His Keys  

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<v Speaker 1>All right, it's Mojo in the morning show. So I

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<v Speaker 1>got to tell you the call that I got from

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<v Speaker 1>my son, and boy, you can tell like we as parents,

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<v Speaker 1>we are in all different places in our lives with

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<v Speaker 1>our kids, right, Shannon and keV you got little ones.

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<v Speaker 1>One day you'll be in my spot and that day

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<v Speaker 1>you'll go. Man. I remember when Mojo told that story

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<v Speaker 1>on the radio about Luke. Luke is in college, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>He officially this year has a car up at college

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<v Speaker 1>with him. All right. So he's got a jeep wrangler

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<v Speaker 1>up at school with him. It's so we hope that

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<v Speaker 1>maybe he'll think of ever coming home. I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>it's going to happen, though. So he's got this car

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<v Speaker 1>up there in the house that he is renting with

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<v Speaker 1>a group of his buddies has a driveway parking lot

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<v Speaker 1>thing that's there, so he's got a place to put

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<v Speaker 1>his car. He also uses his car in a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of cases to go to friends' houses or to hang

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<v Speaker 1>out with people. And so I get the phone call

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<v Speaker 1>yesterday from Luke, and the phone call was, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>this is kind of Luke sounds I need you to

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<v Speaker 1>bring the spare key up to me. I lost the key,

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<v Speaker 1>and I go, where did you lose the key, Luke?

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<v Speaker 1>And he goes, well, I lost it at a house,

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<v Speaker 1>And I said, what do you mean you lost it

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<v Speaker 1>at a house? Now, Luckily my wife is smarter than

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<v Speaker 1>both Luke and me, because you put an Apple air

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<v Speaker 1>tag on the key, which is unbelievable. Right, So I

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<v Speaker 1>go into the Apple air tag, which I can go

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<v Speaker 1>to the Apple AirTag right now because guess what, we

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<v Speaker 1>did not find the key, and I can look and

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<v Speaker 1>the Apple air tag shows that Luke's key is right

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<v Speaker 1>now currently residing in an address where there is a

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<v Speaker 1>fraternity house, not Luke's fraternity house, but some other fraternity house.

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<v Speaker 1>So the key is inside of the fraternity house right now.

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<v Speaker 1>And Luke says that he looked through every single place

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<v Speaker 1>in this fraternity house and cannot find his jeep Wrangler key.

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<v Speaker 1>And the problem is his car is not parked in

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<v Speaker 1>his driveway. It's parked on a street getting tickets all

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<v Speaker 1>the day. Okay, question, because I don't have air tags

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<v Speaker 1>with anything, can you make those make a noise like

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<v Speaker 1>you kind of devices? You can? Yes. The problem though,

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<v Speaker 1>is Luke says that he's pushed the button and he's

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<v Speaker 1>not hearing anything. Maybe the noise is not that loud.

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<v Speaker 1>You heard remember when I did THEE I've done my

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<v Speaker 1>iPhone or my phone whatever. The phones are louder than

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<v Speaker 1>the AirTag. The air tags. The air tags are like

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<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean? And honestly, in a fraternity house, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>like that's like a dog whistle to these kids. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So I am bringing this up on one condition to

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<v Speaker 1>ask I need help from you, to ask you where

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<v Speaker 1>the hell you lost your keys in a house or

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<v Speaker 1>where where's the strangest place? Because Luke says that he's

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<v Speaker 1>looked all over these these fraternity houses, at this fraternity

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<v Speaker 1>house and cannot find the key. If I gave you

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<v Speaker 1>the address, Beyonce, because I know that you went to

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<v Speaker 1>Michigan State, would you know this specific fraternity off of

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<v Speaker 1>the fraternity the key, because that's the thing that bothers

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<v Speaker 1>me is that it's not even his fraternity, but it's

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<v Speaker 1>some other fraternity. So he drove the car there and

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<v Speaker 1>then he left it there because they were drinking. So

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<v Speaker 1>he which is great. I'm smart, it's very smart of him.

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<v Speaker 1>But then it's been how many days now since this

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<v Speaker 1>has happened Okay, so I'm currently right now having to

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<v Speaker 1>deal with probably the East Lansing Police Department. You got

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<v Speaker 1>friends up there and and take on Saturday. Give him

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<v Speaker 1>the spare key, Michelle. Can Michelle actually help? Actually no,

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<v Speaker 1>here's the thing we gave him. I got a key,

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<v Speaker 1>so I can't leave Chelsea right now. So I ended

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<v Speaker 1>up having to have his buddy Nico drive to my

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<v Speaker 1>house pick up the key and bring the key to

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<v Speaker 1>Looke because I wanted to get the car out of

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<v Speaker 1>that all the way there and back. He ended up

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<v Speaker 1>So thanks to Nico Klem for doing that. But here's

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<v Speaker 1>the problem though with this Now, I get down to

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<v Speaker 1>one key and his keys got his room key on it,

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<v Speaker 1>so he had to like figure out a way to

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<v Speaker 1>do this thing. Bianca, you've been in fraternity houses before?

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<v Speaker 1>Are they so messy that these kids cannot find a

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<v Speaker 1>key that is laying around?

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<v Speaker 2>Or these things are disgusting? It looks like a literal

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<v Speaker 2>landfill really in there, like there's no ways finding it.

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<v Speaker 1>Are the sorority houses as bad as the fraternity so

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<v Speaker 1>beautiful and nice?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, I loved living because they're so nice.

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<v Speaker 1>What Eternity had the dirtiest house that you've ever been in.

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<v Speaker 2>I remember I think it was called like Pike back

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<v Speaker 2>in the day. I think I don't think it's that anymore. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that was really bad. A EPI.

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<v Speaker 1>That was a Jewish attorney.

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<v Speaker 2>That was really bad too.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you find anything in the house.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually, I stole a bag of rice, so I'm going

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<v Speaker 2>I'll go to the kitchen and I.

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<v Speaker 1>Was still there. It had to be a big bag

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<v Speaker 1>of rice cause it's a big naughty bag. Yeah, because

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<v Speaker 1>that's kind of rice.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, I'm on Halloween and I just threw

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<v Speaker 2>it out when I moved out.

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<v Speaker 1>Of this year. Oh my gosh, Eric, what's happening on

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<v Speaker 1>the morning?

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<v Speaker 3>Hey? You know, on the Apple air tags, there's like

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<v Speaker 3>more than one functionality to be able to find it.

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<v Speaker 3>Rather than just using the sounds you can there's also

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<v Speaker 3>a functionality on the applel air tag where you can

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<v Speaker 3>hit the fine my in there and then arrow shows up,

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<v Speaker 3>so you actually like kind of like a metal detector.

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<v Speaker 2>This.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, so he can walk around the house with that

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<v Speaker 1>air tag and okay, yeah, okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Arrow point where all right you get to it. The

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<v Speaker 3>bigger the arrow get, the stronger the signal.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, hold on a second. That's by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>you are genius, my friend. Uh.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh no, it was a lot of stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, Thank you for that, Lydia. Will you call

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<v Speaker 1>up or call up Luke and just see if you

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<v Speaker 1>can get him to pick up the phone. Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>hold on, Sean, what's up? Sean?

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<v Speaker 4>Hey Mojoe? Good morning?

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<v Speaker 1>Hi, good morning. What's happening.

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<v Speaker 4>So I'm a bigger guy, and I usually wear hoodies,

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<v Speaker 4>and I had my keys in my hoodie and went

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<v Speaker 4>to go to the bathroom and just as I was

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<v Speaker 4>flushing the toilet, the keys.

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<v Speaker 3>Fell out of the front and right down the toilet.

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<v Speaker 1>So what did you.

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<v Speaker 4>I had to I mean, we owned the home and

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<v Speaker 4>I had a septic tank. I literally had to pull

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<v Speaker 4>the toilet up, and luckily they didn't go all the

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<v Speaker 4>way down. They were kind of caught in the bottom.

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<v Speaker 4>But I had to destroy the toilet and buy a

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<v Speaker 4>new toilet.

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<v Speaker 1>Man, So you didn't realize it until after you flushed it.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, it happened simultaneously, keV. It was like as I was,

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<v Speaker 4>as I was flushing, fell and there was nothing I

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<v Speaker 4>could do.

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<v Speaker 1>Was there a slow new Oh yeah, it was.

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<v Speaker 4>It was like slow motion that I could do.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's so, that's nice. I will put a reward

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<v Speaker 1>out for Luke's keys. I'll tell you what I'll do.

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<v Speaker 1>I will put a case of Bush beer out for

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<v Speaker 1>the or or I'll even go one step further. If

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<v Speaker 1>one of the kids of this fraternity finds Luke's key,

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<v Speaker 1>I will buy the their first keg for their next party.

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<v Speaker 1>What is a keg? Like fifty bucks? Maybe like one hundred?

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<v Speaker 1>Are they a hundred? All right, it's worth one hundred

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<v Speaker 1>and a mojo keg stand Mojo stand when it gets

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<v Speaker 1>delivered Parents Weekend. I will be up there for parents Weekend,

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<v Speaker 1>and I will make sure so. By the way, you

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<v Speaker 1>gotta Yoda out too, getting like spray painted on your stomach.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know? Do you know that Luke says that

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<v Speaker 1>when they're sitting in the back area that the Theta

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<v Speaker 1>Kai there must be mojo on the morning listeners drive by.

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<v Speaker 1>They'll scream out, I'm not going They shout out Theta Kai? Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>Rebecca had, What's what's going on? Rebecca?

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<v Speaker 4>Hi? I'm sure those guys will find it. If you've

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<v Speaker 4>give them a thirty pack of beer as a reward,

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, you'll have the whole house.

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<v Speaker 1>Looker you you were you were dialing? What's bigger? A

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<v Speaker 1>thirty pack or a keg? I just offered a keg.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh a keg? There you go, that's even better? Or

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<v Speaker 4>double it?

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<v Speaker 1>Make your ju kegs if you find it today? What's what?

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<v Speaker 1>What's the party store called? That's right on the corner

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<v Speaker 1>there where the Jonahs? You know where the vegos on

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<v Speaker 1>the street? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Big ten?

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<v Speaker 1>Wait? Oh no, it is Jonah's Jonas is it? It's

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<v Speaker 1>when there? It's like Mani's man. Yeah, I'll go to

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<v Speaker 1>Mayoni's and I will get a keg for these kids, Lydia.

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<v Speaker 1>Call ass Juice and see if.

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<v Speaker 3>Too.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on, Uh, this is really crazy. Juice? Is your

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<v Speaker 1>classes this morning? You know Shannon that your guess is

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<v Speaker 1>go to classes?

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<v Speaker 4>Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>Luke, I believe so? I think so? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on, ask Juice is forwarding my text? You do

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<v Speaker 1>it again?

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<v Speaker 4>It might be to serve.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's what it is. Yeah, on, he really does

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<v Speaker 1>not want to talk to you, did he? No? He

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<v Speaker 1>texted me yesterday. Call Luke again. It'll go through as

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<v Speaker 1>Juice text me yesterday wanting to Oh he's unavailable? What's

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<v Speaker 1>going on? You think he's in class with the girl

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<v Speaker 1>right now, hold on a juice. He's not in the

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<v Speaker 1>room with anything. Was he the one that came to

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<v Speaker 1>your party? Did he come to your party that Luke?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, no, Luke Happy didn't. Luc is not allowed

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<v Speaker 1>to bring ass juice around anyone. Hold on funeral home, Tom,

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<v Speaker 1>what's up town?

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<v Speaker 4>Did he happen to look through like he's closed, because

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<v Speaker 4>I'm pretty sure he probably doesn't watch him.

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<v Speaker 1>Like everybody else. You know what, Tom, No, here's the thing.

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<v Speaker 1>It's stayed in the house. It has not moved at all.

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<v Speaker 1>So wherever it is, it's in that house. Can't wait?

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<v Speaker 4>So all right, Well, just an option there because I

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<v Speaker 4>felt like kids in.

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<v Speaker 1>There three or four times in washing machine. Yeah no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>believe me. And these key fobs are are a pain

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<v Speaker 1>in the ass. Like they're big key fobs. That's the

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<v Speaker 1>problem with the jeep key fob. It's a it's almost

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<v Speaker 1>like a walkie talkie. It's like that big it's like

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<v Speaker 1>it's like a mini remember those cell phone raizor phones.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what the jeep key fob looks like. So all right,

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<v Speaker 1>I like the idea of what the guy gave us

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<v Speaker 1>about how you can maybe look at us right over

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<v Speaker 1>the thing. I never thought about that. So all right,

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<v Speaker 1>let's see what Let's see what we come up with.