Speaker 1: Mojo in the morning.
Speaker 2: Shannon had some people over last night and they all
Speaker 2: went over my hundred.
Speaker 1: It was so bad about this, you guys.
Speaker 3: Okay, So if you follow me on Instagram, you saw
Speaker 3: we did an outdoor movie night. Wes bought one of
Speaker 3: those big blow up movie screens and a projector, which
Speaker 3: is so fun.
Speaker 2: It's funny, you know. You showed me that yesterday. I
Speaker 2: haven't seen one of those except for when we went
Speaker 2: on a camping trip one time and they had one
Speaker 2: as a thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can actually buy them for your house. Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: and I don't think they're very expensive. You buy that
Speaker 3: and you buy the projector. And so the kids last
Speaker 3: night watched the Smurf the New Smurfs movie is what
Speaker 3: they were watching. But we invited Smith had a buddy over,
Speaker 3: I had my mom over, my sister, my niece Stella,
Speaker 3: And when we were planning this yesterday morning, I was like, yeah,
Speaker 3: come on over, I'll order pizzas or whatever and then
Speaker 3: we can set up the screen in the backyard, which
Speaker 3: we ended up moving to my front port, my covered
Speaker 3: front porch because obviously it last night. And then Samantha
Speaker 3: and Kieran, my step kids, were home, so we had
Speaker 3: a lot of people.
Speaker 1: Well, Lucy had.
Speaker 3: Made like a little snack tray for all of the
Speaker 3: kids during the movie, with like popcorn and candy and
Speaker 3: cookies and that sort of thing. And I earlier in
Speaker 3: the day the kids had gotten hungry, so I made
Speaker 3: them like a late lunch of pasta or whatever. So
Speaker 3: last night everybody came over watched the movie. You know,
Speaker 3: louse was passing out all of the junk food snacks.
Speaker 3: And then about twenty minutes after everybody left, my sister
Speaker 3: texted me and said, my mom complained the entire way
Speaker 3: home about how hungry she was. I never ordered the
Speaker 3: pizza or food or anything.
Speaker 1: You guys, how did you forget to do that?
Speaker 3: I have no idea. So everybody just had snacks, I
Speaker 3: think because I had thought, Oh, I fed my kids
Speaker 3: like I had made a late lunch. I made them
Speaker 3: pasta earlier in the day, and I just spaced and
Speaker 3: never ordered pea. And here's the even crazier part. Nobody
Speaker 3: said a damn thing to me. How Like you would
Speaker 3: think my mom would be like, hey, where's the pizza.
Speaker 1: Where's the pizza? Or my you know, my sister would.
Speaker 3: Be like, are we ever going to order the pizza.
Speaker 1: Nobody said anything to me.
Speaker 2: Well, because of I think that they probably were wondering
Speaker 2: if maybe they misunderstood that you were serving food or something.
Speaker 3: Maybe Oh no, we had talked in our text I
Speaker 3: went back at our text chain and I definitely said I.
Speaker 2: Was going to order pizzas. How okay, so you guess
Speaker 2: what you just became you? You became no me. I
Speaker 2: know I always over served. One time I did not
Speaker 2: get enough food, and I'll never one time, and Chelsea
Speaker 2: should have never said that to you. You guys were
Speaker 2: the first family to arrive, and Chelsea's like, don't touch
Speaker 2: all the food. Tom didn't order enough food. It was
Speaker 2: the one time I always way order food.
Speaker 4: You do?
Speaker 1: This is true?
Speaker 2: With that said, No, you become that family. You become
Speaker 2: the family that doesn't feed. You become the family everybody knows.
Speaker 2: These people, the people that you have to eat before
Speaker 2: you go over to their house. Serious because they don't
Speaker 2: give you enough food or they get too healthy with
Speaker 2: their food.
Speaker 1: That's what you get so bad.
Speaker 2: You know what I've done before at people's homes like yours,
Speaker 2: I've ordered food to it. I actually would have gotten
Speaker 2: on my phone, and I would adore dashed. I would
Speaker 2: have said, screw this, I'm getting food.
Speaker 1: My sister's text loll mom just goes. I thought they
Speaker 1: were having pizza. I'm effing starving. So did they stop
Speaker 1: off on the way home and get some food?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I mean by this at this point, this was nine
Speaker 3: nine pm.
Speaker 1: I got that text.
Speaker 2: There's a there's a friend of ours that lives in Farmington,
Speaker 2: I think, and we go over to Yeah, it's farming
Speaker 2: Tank because we go over to their house and they
Speaker 2: always don't serve enough food. So I'm like, all right,
Speaker 2: we're stopping at Greens on the way and getting sliders
Speaker 2: or something because it is awful that they don't serve
Speaker 2: enough food. Can I tell you something other interesting with this?
Speaker 2: And by the way, eight four to fur Mojoe Live,
Speaker 2: shout out the people that don't ever have you have
Speaker 2: enough food at the party cause or forgot to order
Speaker 2: food or forget to order the food. And have you
Speaker 2: ever just door dashed food to their house. Let's talk
Speaker 2: about this movie thing that you have. I love the concept, yes,
Speaker 2: but I'd never do it, like if you invited me,
Speaker 2: which I know you never invite me over to your house,
Speaker 2: Which is fine.
Speaker 3: That you are in my area and you didn't stop by.
Speaker 2: Get but no, but let me say this about you.
Speaker 2: I could not do that that movie thing. I would
Speaker 2: be sitting outside with the movies. And I think it's
Speaker 2: a wonderful idea, especially if you have kids as young
Speaker 2: as your kids are. Kids love that. Grown men like
Speaker 2: me who get eaten by mosquitoes. I am not sitting
Speaker 2: in your backyard getting eaten by mosquitoes watching what movie
Speaker 2: you're watching? The Blues Clothes movie? What was the Smurfs? Smurfs?
Speaker 2: I'm not watching, you know. I'm talking about Bianca. Would
Speaker 2: would you want to sit outside in Shannon's backyard get
Speaker 2: eaten to death by mosquitoes and not eating your own pizza?
Speaker 1: I would have done too.
Speaker 4: I saw your thing yesterday.
Speaker 5: I was like, Oh my god, that's so cute.
Speaker 2: No invite.
Speaker 1: Next time. Oh my gosh, what's up? Rosy High? It's
Speaker 1: Mojo in the morning. What's going on?
Speaker 3: Morning?
Speaker 4: So? I have this one friend, she had like three kids.
Speaker 5: She does birthday parties, never dinner, only cake and ice cream.
Speaker 2: Wait, how do you have a birthday party for your kid?
Speaker 2: I'm assuming and not have pizza?
Speaker 5: She don't have pizza, hot dogs, no food at all.
Speaker 4: We're there for two three hours.
Speaker 5: We only get cake and ice cream.
Speaker 1: That's nuts. That is like.
Speaker 2: Finger food. Give me finger By the way, what is
Speaker 2: considered a finger food?
Speaker 1: Chips, dip veggies, those are finger foods. I was talking.
Speaker 1: I was thinking of those little cute sandwiches.
Speaker 3: In a blanket.
Speaker 1: Do you ever have? Did you ever see?
Speaker 2: My mom used to have parties at our house and
Speaker 2: there was a deli that was by our house that
Speaker 2: used to make these little fingered sandwiches, and I would
Speaker 2: go and I would eat these things all the time.
Speaker 2: And my favorite was my mom would go their finger
Speaker 2: the finger sandwiches, and my brother would the whole time,
Speaker 2: would go, wait a second, you like to finger a sandwich?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 2: Pinwheels? Oh my god. I loved the loammie with what
Speaker 2: is that cream cheese on the inside?
Speaker 1: I love it. What's up, Amy? How you doing good?
Speaker 3: How are you good?
Speaker 1: We're doing great.
Speaker 2: But there are some kids and people starving right now
Speaker 2: in Oakland County and it's Shannon's family because they did
Speaker 2: not get food last night at her house.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I get it. So I think Shannon should
Speaker 5: call whoever sponsors your pizza at the radio station whoever
Speaker 5: you guys buy ads from, and send a pizza to
Speaker 5: every household that was there last night with an apology.
Speaker 1: That's a great idea. You should call up see if.
Speaker 5: They can spell out sorry and pepperoni.
Speaker 2: Call up Chris from Papa Romano's and see if they'll
Speaker 2: do those heart shaped pizzas and she can write sorry
Speaker 2: on there. Yep, that's a great idea that actually would
Speaker 2: be kind of funny as a thing to do. Send
Speaker 2: him a pizza, you know, for for their lunch.
Speaker 1: Shannon.
Speaker 2: It's funny because Shannon seems like she would be the
Speaker 2: ultimate entertainer, you know what I mean. Like her house
Speaker 2: is so nicely decorated and they've got this freaking big
Speaker 2: old inflatable movie projector thing outside. It wouldn't surprise me though,
Speaker 2: that you guys wouldn't serve food, didn't Wes? Wasn't he
Speaker 2: hungry at all?
Speaker 3: Or when was Wes meal preps? So Wes eats West food,
Speaker 3: West has his own food. Yeah, he meal prepping right now.
Speaker 2: If I was your sister, I would have gone in
Speaker 2: and gotten out of the pyres dishes of his meal prep,
Speaker 2: gone in, have you ever done that, By the way,
Speaker 2: you ever go over to a friend's house and you
Speaker 2: go in and you can tell that they're meal preppers
Speaker 2: and they've got all the food in a little nicely
Speaker 2: things and all you want to do, And really, all
Speaker 2: I want to do is just try it, just eat
Speaker 2: it and stuff. Oh no, I don't do that.
Speaker 1: But I used to give ted my meal preps? Did
Speaker 1: I some meal prep back in the day for V? Here?
Speaker 1: Would you? Really? Yeah? Beat him? Kevin?
Speaker 4: Good?
Speaker 1: Old? Do we miss keVs?
Speaker 5: So?
Speaker 1: I don't want to eat healthy? I want to eat
Speaker 1: junk food.
Speaker 2: Why is it that that in the past, like when
Speaker 2: we would have, like people from the show go Away take.
Speaker 1: A week off.
Speaker 2: I gotta be honest with you, this is weird. Why
Speaker 2: do I miss him so much?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 2: I like I used to like when people would take
Speaker 2: a week off on the show because it changed things
Speaker 2: up a little bit. But now all of a sudden,
Speaker 2: Kev's gone and it's not as fun. This is the greatest.
Speaker 2: So if you missed this earlier this morning, Misfit Victor
Speaker 2: called up Zach and said to Zach, hey, you guys,
Speaker 2: miss Kev's laugh on your show. Get clips of Kevin
Speaker 2: laughing and just have even randomly laughing. And actually this
Speaker 2: is funny because the next time we have like a
Speaker 2: serious conversation about something on the show and a person
Speaker 2: calls up and says, yeah, and my dad died of cancer,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna play those Yeah yeah, wait, wait what usher?
Speaker 1: Dirty? Filthy? No, every time I do the dirty.
Speaker 3: You probably don't hear him do that, but he really goes.
Speaker 3: I don't know what keV does during the entire show.
Speaker 3: Can you see what he does?
Speaker 1: No? Either?
Speaker 3: Do you know what he does?
Speaker 1: He either plays candy crush or watches basketball. Are you
Speaker 1: kidding me?
Speaker 2: From six a m?
Speaker 1: Until ten th I.
Speaker 3: Don't know how he does it, but he does. I
Speaker 3: think he's one of those people that needs to multitask.
Speaker 3: He needs to be doing something to be paying attention.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Carol, what's up. It's moje on the morning. Hi,
Speaker 1: good morning morning.
Speaker 5: Absolutely, miss Kevin. We do, Miss Kevin, come on, speak
Speaker 5: for everyone? We do.
Speaker 1: He's taking time off? Yeah, I know.
Speaker 5: I propose the next time Kevin takes vacation that Victor fill.
Speaker 4: In for him.
Speaker 2: You know, you know what, that would actually be funny.
Speaker 2: We should we should think about something like that. That's
Speaker 2: a great idea. Yeah, missfit Victor, Can I can I
Speaker 2: say something? I just found out that this guy's on
Speaker 2: his freaking thing all day doing that. That's I used
Speaker 2: to yell at past people on the show because they
Speaker 2: didn't pay attention.
Speaker 1: He actually pays attention. Yes, absolutely, Wait, hold on saying yes.
Speaker 1: Zach just said in my ear Shannon just dry snitched.
Speaker 1: I'm Kevin.
Speaker 3: Now, I'll try starch to myself. I shop pretty much
Speaker 3: the entire time. That's no secret.
Speaker 1: You guys are all slackers. What's up, Amber? How you doing?
Speaker 4: I'm doing all right. I kind of tuned in late
Speaker 4: to your topic, so I don't know one hundred percent
Speaker 4: what you're talking about. But I heard somebody talking about
Speaker 4: being hungry. Yeah, and I am currently on my low
Speaker 4: calorie diet before my bariatric surgery next tuesday.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm hungry. Wow, you know what. Good
Speaker 1: luck on your bariatric surgery. We're proud of you. That's awesome,
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 4: It's been a long time coming, and I'm ready for
Speaker 4: the change. But I'll tell you what this hundred calorie
Speaker 4: diet it is for.
Speaker 1: The birds calories, Amber, there.
Speaker 4: Sorry, a thousand calories.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I was.
Speaker 3: Like, that's like water in a potato.
Speaker 2: I know it's I ate that. Just in a second
Speaker 2: I was talking to you Amber. The the uh weight
Speaker 2: that you'll lose with this is unbelievable. It's drastic. I've
Speaker 2: seen a lot of friends have done it, so that's amazing.
Speaker 4: Good for you, Yeah, thank you, thank you. I really
Speaker 4: appreciate it.
Speaker 1: Good for your health.
Speaker 2: Hold on a second, wait, Amber, how much do you
Speaker 2: weigh right now?
Speaker 1: What are you weigh in? These days?
Speaker 3: I can't ask a woman.
Speaker 4: Well, you know, I don't really want to say, but
Speaker 4: it's definitely more than I should.
Speaker 2: Kevin, why are you laughing at this woman right now?
Speaker 1: It's so bad? How much way do you look to lose?
Speaker 4: Honestly? So all right, I'll tell you where I'm at
Speaker 4: right now. I'm at three fifty four and I'm not
Speaker 4: happy with it, Okay, but I would like to get
Speaker 4: at least to be two hundred pounds.
Speaker 2: Or that's incredible. Well, you'll get there, and you'll do it,
Speaker 2: and then we'll celebrate on the show. The problem, though,
Speaker 2: is celebrating And I've realized this when I've had to,
Speaker 2: you know, do diets and things like that you only
Speaker 2: celebrate with food.
Speaker 1: Who celebrates and doesn't have food?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 5: So yeah, that.
Speaker 4: Makes it hard. You know, food has been there for me,
Speaker 4: there's so.
Speaker 1: Much I know.
Speaker 2: It's my comfort. I love it so much. So well,
Speaker 2: take care of yourself.
Speaker 1: We love you.