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Speaker 3: It is the thirteenth day of July twenty twenty six.
Speaker 3: Good morning, everybody, walker to Monday morning on the Parcher
Speaker 3: of Morning Show. Here we are. I've been Libra on
Speaker 3: his way in. Lots to talk about as we are
Speaker 3: getting closer and closer to football week. It's a million
Speaker 3: good billion degrees out there, so take care of yourself.
Speaker 3: Let's get this show started with some comedy from Ryan
Speaker 3: Hamilton's The Parcher of Morning Show on a Monday, Come
Speaker 3: on in now. I am glad you are here.
Speaker 1: I was hit by a bus.
Speaker 2: It seems like a common accident because we reference it
Speaker 2: all the time. Once you've been hit by a bus,
Speaker 2: you'll begin to notice this. People say stuff like, you
Speaker 2: got to live your life. You don't know you might
Speaker 2: walk out of your house tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Did I make that up?
Speaker 2: I mean, it's just it's most easily accessible hypothetical death.
Speaker 2: There are so many ways to die, and I'm here
Speaker 2: to tell you live your life because.
Speaker 1: I don't know. You might get hit by a bus.
Speaker 1: That's what happened to me. Here's one people go oh,
Speaker 1: I feel tired and achy. I was out so late.
Speaker 1: I feel like I got hit by a bus.
Speaker 4: Do Yeah, I felt like that one time.
Speaker 5: It was that time that I got hit by a buss.
Speaker 1: Wee feet us on your side. You here the new
Speaker 1: age ofly thirteenth twenty six Power Trip morning. So the
Speaker 1: band's back together. I'm Corey, that's Chris, that's bald Zach.
Speaker 1: Hi guys, Hi, Hi, how are you? I'm good man?
Speaker 1: How are you sweating your balls off? Yeah? It's a
Speaker 1: little too hot out You hate it? Yeah? I hate it.
Speaker 1: I wish it was on winter, right, hogs.
Speaker 3: Hogs best, Yes, sir, yes, sir, it will be.
Speaker 1: Some snow would be great, it will it will. That's
Speaker 1: pick out there. Yeah, you have a sweatshirt on. Man,
Speaker 1: I'm indoors. It's lovely in here. Good point. Look, it's
Speaker 1: just would be what ninety seven todays? Sure, I'll be
Speaker 1: indoors nineties all week? Get Yeah, that's right, perfect? Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: love the nineties. Yeah, hotel notes.
Speaker 4: What I miss and it ain't good?
Speaker 1: M Yeah me Max and hogs Daddy rode up to
Speaker 1: d L saw that but the hardest I've ever laughed
Speaker 1: in my entire life. Fine, that was really fun. I
Speaker 1: rode in the back and Hawk would occasionally just break
Speaker 1: to see if I would fall out of the bed. Yeah,
Speaker 1: those were good times.
Speaker 3: Accuse my bed of being damp.
Speaker 1: Yeah it was damp.
Speaker 4: Zach lost the initials.
Speaker 3: Scary, the only one there, it was the only you
Speaker 3: were the only person that could have possibly been responsible
Speaker 3: for the damns.
Speaker 1: Yeah it was probably me. Yeah.
Speaker 4: We bought a lot of gummy candy. It was fun,
Speaker 4: good time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the whole bag of gummy's gone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, gone on the way up. Actual gummies or like
Speaker 1: a THHC gummy actual gummies. Oh, just real.
Speaker 4: Gummies, like truck stop gummies.
Speaker 3: Yeah that's right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, yeah interesting.
Speaker 3: Yep, here we laughed. We ripped on everybody.
Speaker 1: Yep. Everybody got savaged. Ye, including me.
Speaker 4: I got savage mostly you. Yeah, Zach lost your initials.
Speaker 1: Skate, Hey he lost the initial saw that heard that
Speaker 1: heard all about it? And a sauce A Simpsons fan right,
Speaker 1: hell yeah. You remember the the iconic Simpsons episode where
Speaker 1: Ralph gets his heart broken and then they slow it
Speaker 1: down and you can see the exact second that Ralph's
Speaker 1: heart breaks yep, and then they run it back like
Speaker 1: five times. Oh yeah, of course I was alerted by
Speaker 1: a couple of people who like. Go back and watch
Speaker 1: the YouTube streap. You can absolutely see the exact second
Speaker 1: that Zach realizes I don't know if I brought it.
Speaker 1: You can see his head turn and the panic sets in,
Speaker 1: and then he runs back into his backpack to go
Speaker 1: look for it. But you can actually see the second
Speaker 1: exact second where he realizes he might not have brought it. Unbelievable.
Speaker 1: Hey it worked out though.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Hey, is that the speaker on over there?
Speaker 1: Uh? Oh maybe it is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm getting all kinds of feedback over here. Really,
Speaker 3: maybe it's somebody's headphones. Really, I don't know, I don't know. Weird, Okay, anyway,
Speaker 3: never know what's happening around. Yeah, it was.
Speaker 1: It was.
Speaker 3: It was a hell of a moment. I mean, he was.
Speaker 3: I thought it was weird because I thought he was like, uh,
Speaker 3: trying to set up the cameras, because he ran all
Speaker 3: the way back to the like behind the crowd.
Speaker 4: He went to the penalty box like he was putting.
Speaker 3: Himself away, like he was going to give himself five minutes.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I thought maybe it fell out in there, because
Speaker 6: I was convinced it was in my backpack the entire
Speaker 6: time up until right when I I needed it.
Speaker 3: By the way, this is the break before the first round,
Speaker 3: I mean right then. Oh man, and I'm like, yeah, okay,
Speaker 3: well yeah, let's see what happens now.
Speaker 1: It's it is definitely worth your time going back and
Speaker 1: watching that entire commercial break him just running around looking
Speaker 1: for it.
Speaker 4: It's it's it's it worked out, so it's funnier in hindsight.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, no, it turned out to be the best
Speaker 3: bit of the day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was great.
Speaker 3: It was awesome. Yeah, that was really yeah, Yeah that
Speaker 3: was something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, nice win. By the way, Chris, take you.
Speaker 3: I'm still shocked by it. That was that was a
Speaker 3: that was a heck of a nice win for you too,
Speaker 3: Like what do you know what place there? Does it
Speaker 3: even matter what place you got?
Speaker 1: So I don't know the exact thirteen something, I don't
Speaker 1: remember the exact number. Good for you, man, Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: cash it again. What are you gonna do? Just the man?
Speaker 1: Cash monsters what I do, which is fine.
Speaker 3: Anybody you know when or anything? Oh well, I mean.
Speaker 1: Kind of so we had fifteen Minnesotan's cashed it, which
Speaker 1: is cool. Shout out to those and my buddy Chris.
Speaker 3: By the way, that's somebody's headphones, right.
Speaker 1: Maybe what is it? What do you guys hear it's?
Speaker 3: Uh, you don't hear that when you talk?
Speaker 1: Mmm? Is it my microphone?
Speaker 6: Then I've heard it like sporadic over like the last
Speaker 6: couple of months, but like this is the most pronounced.
Speaker 1: Yeah, check check. Yeah, I hear it too closer I
Speaker 1: get than I can hear it. Yeah, like right there,
Speaker 1: right exactly if I back up here, Yeah, you're good. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I sure to stay further back, just not as.
Speaker 3: Far as close as you were.
Speaker 4: Interesting, don't kiss?
Speaker 3: Yeah that's cool anyway. Yeah, I keep going so.
Speaker 1: Uh no, So fifteen Minnesotan's cashed it and my buddy
Speaker 1: Tanner Pray was the one who finished the best. He
Speaker 1: finished one thirty second, so he won to He won
Speaker 1: sixty five K. Whoa good for him? Kids a beast?
Speaker 3: Yeah man, that's a lot of case.
Speaker 1: So down to the final twenty one. They played down
Speaker 1: to the final table today, sweet handful of big names.
Speaker 1: Yeah man. Remaining out of the final twenty one, Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: it's fun.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the dudget fun.
Speaker 1: We every day.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: I try to walk for like an hour hour plus
Speaker 1: every morning because you sit all day during the World
Speaker 1: Series of Poker, right, you sit all day? So uh yeah,
Speaker 1: I got tons of steps in. I think I was
Speaker 1: like over ten thousand essentially every day. Good frive that
Speaker 1: all day?
Speaker 3: Yeah, good, good, good good.
Speaker 1: Yeah. It was it was fun. It was harder than
Speaker 1: last year. Last year was a lot less stressed. This
Speaker 1: one was a grind.
Speaker 3: Really, why is that? Do you have any Yeah?
Speaker 1: I just never I never had a stack. I had
Speaker 1: a good day one stack. I had one hundred and
Speaker 1: nine after one, which is a really good start. But
Speaker 1: then I had one hundred and eleven after day two,
Speaker 1: which means I made no ground on day two, and
Speaker 1: then on day three I had one oh two, which
Speaker 1: means I made even I went the wrong way on
Speaker 1: day three, so I essentially had forty hours of flat
Speaker 1: poker forty hours or sorry yeah, forty no, sorry, twenty
Speaker 1: hours Jesus Christ. Twenty hours. So that was That was frustrating.
Speaker 1: So then the money bubble thankfully burst immediately on day four. Yeah,
Speaker 1: then I busted about I don't know thirty forty minutes
Speaker 1: after that, did you.
Speaker 3: End up having to get like real conservative in order
Speaker 3: to get into the money?
Speaker 1: Yeah, So here's this has suck right Well, so it's
Speaker 1: hard to explain it unless you've gone through it, but
Speaker 1: basically how it works is once you get close to
Speaker 1: the money, all of the stacks that are sizeable put
Speaker 1: in max pressure on everybody in the middle in the bottom.
Speaker 1: So if you're in the middle or the bottom, you
Speaker 1: almost can't play because anytime you er a pot, you're
Speaker 1: gonna get hammered. So what happens is everybody on the
Speaker 1: bottom shuts down and my tournament basically altered. On level fourteen,
Speaker 1: so it's about two about two hours to go on
Speaker 1: Wednesday night, I got into a huge hand and it
Speaker 1: went the wrong way. If that had gone the right way,
Speaker 1: I would have had about a half a million and
Speaker 1: been a major factor. It went the wrong way and
Speaker 1: I was down to one hundred and seventy and then
Speaker 1: that basically neuters you. So after that, I'm like, well,
Speaker 1: now the last two hours of this night and basically
Speaker 1: until we get to the money, I have almost no options.
Speaker 1: So I folded some huge hands because it's not worth
Speaker 1: losing fifteen k correct hold of the money.
Speaker 3: I asked this guy, these guys this, but you know,
Speaker 3: Zach was in a cold sweat and I couldn't talk
Speaker 3: about it anything because he was still recovering and and
Speaker 3: you know saw us. Hey, he knows about as much
Speaker 3: as I do.
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, I don't know much.
Speaker 3: But doesn't everybody then get conservative because they all at
Speaker 3: least want to make their money.
Speaker 1: Almost everybody, So it must just be sucky.
Speaker 3: Sucky.
Speaker 1: It's really tough, and a lot of players tank. The
Speaker 1: last two hours of day three is kind of a nightmare. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what I would think, because everybody locks their chips
Speaker 1: up and tries to stall as long as possible because
Speaker 1: they just want other people to fail. They're just hoping
Speaker 1: that people drop out, and they just try to hold on.
Speaker 1: It's going on over there, you're right now. Oh, he's
Speaker 1: gonna sneeze or something or blow his nose in his hand.
Speaker 3: God only knows. He makes weird noises a lot. I mean,
Speaker 3: just weird noises, like my van will never be the same, right, yeah, No.
Speaker 1: So it's it's weird because I was one hand away
Speaker 1: from being in the other group, the group that could
Speaker 1: start putting pressure on smaller stacks, but I lose that
Speaker 1: hand and then I was down one hundred and seventy.
Speaker 4: I knew I could fold to the money, but.
Speaker 1: That's no fun. But I just didn't have much of
Speaker 1: a choice. Yeah, more of a grind than last year.
Speaker 1: Bit all good, But let's let's go back to a
Speaker 1: couple of things. How about how about the power of
Speaker 1: kf an.
Speaker 3: It's unbelievable.
Speaker 1: As of yesterday, I was still the number one search
Speaker 1: player in the world on wsop dot com. Unbelievable. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so Jeff Platt, who actually, by the way, said need
Speaker 1: to be on the show again in a couple of
Speaker 1: weeks if he wants to preview the Final Table because
Speaker 1: it's on ESPN again for the first time in a
Speaker 1: long time, so it'll be on the main channel sweets
Speaker 1: here for the first time in a while, and he's
Speaker 1: obviously a part of it. But for the second straight year,
Speaker 1: super cool that Jeff Platt interviewed me, and for the
Speaker 1: second straight year. It has everything to do with Zach
Speaker 1: basically tweeting at Jeff going like, hey, well what about
Speaker 1: this idiot, and then Jeff's like, well, yeah, let's get
Speaker 1: that idiot on. No, it's just super cool that It's like,
Speaker 1: it makes absolutely no sense that I get searched that much. However,
Speaker 1: here's the thing that I thought was really so sure,
Speaker 1: Daniel the grand Up, Phil, Ivy, Phil help me, all
Speaker 1: the biggest names in poker. Technically I was searched more
Speaker 1: than them, but we all know why, right, It's just
Speaker 1: because our rooms came out in full for you. So
Speaker 1: that's cool. What's cooler to me is that Minci from
Speaker 1: Barstool was also on that list and we were still
Speaker 1: crushing him. Yeah, that's because that guy's the same as me, right.
Speaker 1: The rest of them is just because they're famous people.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm getting pushed to the top because of the station.
Speaker 1: So people are like, do you think that was super cool?
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, actually, I thought it was cool that
Speaker 1: we beat Barstool because that's that's the reason I'm there,
Speaker 1: and that's the reason he's there is just our fan bases,
Speaker 1: our show's fan bases. So that's kind of cool that
Speaker 1: technically beat Barstool in terms of just roomed him.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's awesome And for the second straight year, and
Speaker 1: Zach saw it firsthand. Becauzach was in the room at
Speaker 1: Paris when I got interviewed with Jeff Platt. I didn't
Speaker 1: say a word for six hours at that table, right,
Speaker 1: I didn't. I'm really quiet at the poker table. I
Speaker 1: didn't say a word. So I get interviewed and for
Speaker 1: the second straight year, I sit back down on my
Speaker 1: whole tables.
Speaker 3: Like, right, yeah, so I said the same thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So for twenty straight minutes after that, they're like, so,
Speaker 4: who are you?
Speaker 5: What do you do?
Speaker 3: How long you've been there?
Speaker 1: Like, I got interviewed by the entire table for twenty
Speaker 1: minutes because they're like, I don't understand why you just
Speaker 1: got interviewed.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm like me too, buddy. That's great, too, good
Speaker 4: for you. That was super fun.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah man? And by famous, you see by famous? Uh?
Speaker 1: Well? I played with the best player in the world,
Speaker 1: wow for fifty minutes and then our table broke, thankfully.
Speaker 1: That was Alex Foxen. I played all day poker players
Speaker 1: will know who I'm talking about, but nobody else will.
Speaker 1: I played all day of day two with Madison Balas
Speaker 1: from Lithuania. He was super nice, and then all day
Speaker 1: three with Anthony Zeno, former WPT Player of the year.
Speaker 1: He was cool kind of yeah, yeah, they pray to him. Yep,
Speaker 1: the a scientologist. Did you see Jennifer Tilly? I did not.
Speaker 1: I saw Richard Seymour NFL Hall of Famer. What a monster, really, God,
Speaker 1: that guys enormous, just towers over everybody, just gigantic. Zacho
Speaker 1: saw this guy too. Do you guys know who David Constable?
Speaker 1: Is it Constable? I think it's Constable. You know, look
Speaker 1: at look up the name David Costable, cost A b
Speaker 1: l e. The second you see his face, you'll know
Speaker 1: who it is. Oh yeah, yeah, so he he plays
Speaker 1: He was in Billions, but he also was Gael from
Speaker 1: Breaking Bath. Yeah he was you know, Walter White's cook
Speaker 1: or whatever. Yeah, he's like a great character actor.
Speaker 4: He but in a lot of things.
Speaker 1: But he played Wags and Billions.
Speaker 6: And ironically I came back to after going to Zorbas
Speaker 6: on Friday or Thursday, should say, up in Detroit Lakes,
Speaker 6: I turned on the TV comedy Central.
Speaker 1: His Office episode was on. Yeah, he was in one
Speaker 1: episode of the Office.
Speaker 3: He played the manager of Motley Crue in the Dirt.
Speaker 3: Yeah he did.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so he was like two tables away from me.
Speaker 1: And then he ended up on one of the featured
Speaker 1: tables and Zach you were sitting right there when he
Speaker 1: was playing for a couple of minutes. He didn't last
Speaker 1: too long, but it's cool seeing him.
Speaker 3: That's pretty cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was cool. I don't know.
Speaker 3: Constant boom, whoa constab hmm.
Speaker 1: That's sweet, dude.
Speaker 3: Yeah, man, there you go.
Speaker 1: It was super fun cool.
Speaker 3: Are they ready for us in Vegas?
Speaker 4: I mean I think so.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Did they seem excited? Yeah, we're people walking around
Speaker 3: talking about it.
Speaker 1: I think they were a little distracted by the fourth
Speaker 1: of July.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, well we're exciting.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that is really cool. Guys announced on Friday.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, we did. It's gonna be big.
Speaker 1: Circa. Yeah. I can't wait. He's gonna be a big
Speaker 1: November for the Power to the Morning Show. But again,
Speaker 1: why would it not be. We're the first show in
Speaker 1: the history of the Twin Cities to go twenty five
Speaker 1: straight years. You are correct, We're gonna make a big
Speaker 1: deal about it. So yeah, we got the.
Speaker 4: Big show at TI. Yeah, big show at t I.
Speaker 1: With that Chad Daniels and Kelsey Cook and Zion Manson
Speaker 1: and Tommy Ryman and basically everybody from the Power to
Speaker 1: Morning Show and then the entire Power to Morning Show
Speaker 1: crew goes to Vegas a couple of weeks after that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that'll be out eighteen through the twenty third. Have
Speaker 4: you raw dog for seven hours on a plane?
Speaker 1: No? Wow? Yeah, you need to do it though. You
Speaker 1: do that, don't you.
Speaker 4: Uh if you mean raw dogging in terms of not
Speaker 4: going to the bathroom.
Speaker 1: You just don't do anything.
Speaker 4: You don't watch anything on the right watch So I
Speaker 4: watch stuff.
Speaker 1: All the time. Oh yeah. The story you're thinking about
Speaker 1: is the time that I was sitting next to somebody
Speaker 1: on an international flight and once their baby fell asleep
Speaker 1: after like the first forty five seconds or whatever, then
Speaker 1: he just stared at a black screen, a blank black screen,
Speaker 1: for an uncomfortable amount of time.
Speaker 4: And it made me uncomfortable, Like, what are you doing?
Speaker 1: Wow? Either sleep when they sleep or watch something, but
Speaker 1: you can't just stare at the back of us. What
Speaker 1: are you doing? What are you doing?
Speaker 4: Psych man?
Speaker 1: Yeah, So shout out to the Power Trip listeners and
Speaker 1: KFM listeners. That's nuts.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's crazy. That is sweet, dude, that's super crazy.
Speaker 3: That's going on in the world. And Sam Neil died Man.
Speaker 1: I know that's.
Speaker 3: The guy who grabs his glasses the most dramatic way
Speaker 3: you possibly can.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so good, the way you would grab your
Speaker 1: glasses if you saw a dinosaur in real life for
Speaker 1: the first time, right right? Yeah? Or Jennifer Tilley, Yeah
Speaker 1: I did not see her. Yeah, no, not quite.
Speaker 3: Yeah. And how about that old man getting thrown by
Speaker 3: the advice and I talk about oh oh, speaking of
Speaker 3: you mentioned Si I coming to a the uh Paraterip
Speaker 3: Treasure Island adventure. He had been a Leeber you're.
Speaker 4: Familiar, Ben, Sure you hear it, like in like what
Speaker 4: an hour or so.
Speaker 3: And they talked a lot about two thousand and nine,
Speaker 3: which had been was you know, wasn't all that fired
Speaker 3: up about, but he said something. I loaded it in.
Speaker 3: There's a whole angle that I thought. SI asked a
Speaker 3: great question and it was a really great answer from Ben.
Speaker 3: And we've never talked to him about this angle on
Speaker 3: the two thousand and nine suspected pass interference call. It's
Speaker 3: pretty cool. And I got to tell you I've told
Speaker 3: you guys the story from my perspective before. As I
Speaker 3: sat in here with Tennabe and saw Brett throw the
Speaker 3: past to Sydney, and I said, oh my god, Tenda,
Speaker 3: we're going to the super Bowl. And of course I
Speaker 3: cursed us. And I'll never say that again, and I'll
Speaker 3: never care as much again ever as long as I live.
Speaker 1: Correct.
Speaker 3: But I wasn't the only one that said that. Wait
Speaker 3: do you hear Ben talking about that?
Speaker 1: I can't wait. It's pretty crazy, man.
Speaker 3: Nice job side.
Speaker 4: That was cool, man, Josh, Well, what do you not
Speaker 4: talk about on the weekends?
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Speaker 3: we are welcome back to Patrick Morris.
Speaker 5: Here, here we are.
Speaker 3: The old shows back together. Max is filling in for eight.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he is a co host. Patrick Stewart, no mar
Speaker 3: sitting in with Max.
Speaker 1: Happy birthday, Jean Luke Licards O six professor X.
Speaker 3: Yeah man, yeah man, your card?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah man? Pretty cool.
Speaker 3: He lended his voice to the film Ted. Huh, I
Speaker 3: don't know, I know anyway, Mayor, Mayor, I guess I
Speaker 3: missed that.
Speaker 4: The the Ted movies are funny, man, Yeah they are.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Yeah, you're fun No, not really, I try though,
Speaker 3: You're funny.
Speaker 1: Right Finger made me laugh on Friday? Thank you man?
Speaker 4: Yeah he didn't, right Finger.
Speaker 3: Did you notice though, too, that he didn't understand why
Speaker 3: I made fun of him first?
Speaker 1: I did.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was like, why is that dumb?
Speaker 3: Oh you go, why is that dumb?
Speaker 4: You know, like one of these right?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, thank you Hawk. I said it after the
Speaker 1: game on the way home. Hawk's guests on Misfit Toys.
Speaker 1: That was the wind standard. That was for sure. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was the difference.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's it's good. It's good.
Speaker 1: I know. Uh.
Speaker 3: The legitimacy is being questioned because Marty wasn't there, and
Speaker 3: I understand that, but you know what, bring her on?
Speaker 1: Hey, you only can play you know your schedule, right,
Speaker 1: you don't get to decide the schedule, And it's her
Speaker 1: fault that she didn't show up.
Speaker 4: To her and Marty was there. Marty's close enough to Marnie.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, kidding was Marty got a great guess out
Speaker 3: of nowhere to man.
Speaker 1: Flags was super good. Yeah, that was good.
Speaker 4: He figured out what I was doing.
Speaker 1: That was good.
Speaker 3: We had some fun with that on the way home.
Speaker 1: Yeah, different red flags.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah yeah, Marty no, no, Marty kids, Mary no, no.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was fun.
Speaker 3: We laughed to laught.
Speaker 1: We laughed a lot. Yeah, that was good. Man. How
Speaker 1: was that venue? You were at a hockey rink instead
Speaker 1: of the pavilion as they are rebuilding or it's gone,
Speaker 1: so they're gone.
Speaker 4: God, but are they rebuilding it in the exact same spot?
Speaker 1: Is a bigger and better one?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: They said it probably won't be ready until the fall
Speaker 1: of twenty seven. How long does it take to build
Speaker 1: a pavilion?
Speaker 4: Let's go, come on Detroit Lakes.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Big crowd though, Yeah, a huge crowd. It was fun.
Speaker 1: It's always great to go out. Yeah.
Speaker 3: It was great to see everybody so quotes and quotes. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so they were up there and it's fun. It's good.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I knew. I knew when I made the end
Speaker 1: of day three, which is Wednesday, that there was just
Speaker 1: no way I was going to get back in time
Speaker 1: because we didn't start until eleven o'clock Vegas time. On
Speaker 1: day four, which means I miss all the morning flights
Speaker 1: out of Vegas. So after I busted pretty quickly on
Speaker 1: day four, booked a flight about four minutes later, five thirty.
Speaker 1: I didn't get home until what ten forty ish pm
Speaker 1: Minneapolis time.
Speaker 4: I'm like, I'm not.
Speaker 1: Driving four hours overnight to Detroit Lake. So I knew
Speaker 1: on Wednesday it was over. That's why I tapped out,
Speaker 1: which then gave us the opportunity to have Zach almost
Speaker 1: lose the initials game after my wife and Emily did
Speaker 1: the old handoff yeah.
Speaker 3: And Max got to play.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 3: People love don MAXI yeah, maxos scream yeah, and.
Speaker 1: His buttons were coming off. His shirt almost came off.
Speaker 1: It almost tarps off for Max almost. Yeah, it was great.
Speaker 6: There was a good time guy back at the hotel
Speaker 6: that I ran into who had uh we know. I
Speaker 6: asked him like, oh, you know you you sting here
Speaker 6: for the weekend. He goes, oh, no, I'm heading back
Speaker 6: home today, and I go, okay, cool, where's home? He
Speaker 6: goes Wyoming, and I thought, oh, Wyoming, Minnesota. Nope, nope, no, Yeah,
Speaker 6: I met that guy. Yeah, he drove like twelve hours.
Speaker 6: I know, it really he's done this like every single
Speaker 6: year or something that if it's the same guy.
Speaker 1: I think he said, the only year he's obviously missed
Speaker 1: is the first one. And then Covid.
Speaker 3: Yeah, damn, another gentleman who drives from Nebraska for we've
Speaker 3: all talked to him before. It was yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: it's pretty crazy, man.
Speaker 1: I don't know, Yeah, it was sweet.
Speaker 3: I don't know. But I'm super happy, super grateful, that's
Speaker 3: for sure. And you know, we're almost through the dead
Speaker 3: zone football seasons almost here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, man.
Speaker 3: And hey, Marty Fish, who's a friend of PA's friend
Speaker 3: of the show, former pro tennis player, won the American
Speaker 3: Century Championship at Lake Tahoe yesterday. He beat Steph Curry
Speaker 3: and Joe Pavelski and won the Pro Am Golf tournament.
Speaker 1: What does he win for something like that? Is there
Speaker 1: a cash prize or is it just pride?
Speaker 3: I believe it's a pretty good cast prize prize.
Speaker 4: I think it's a I would Yeah, that's a good question.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he grew up you guys know, uh, the country
Speaker 3: star Jaco Wen know the name. Yeah, they grew up together.
Speaker 3: So it's just weird because, like I believe Jake's brother
Speaker 3: was like a pro goffer or maybe real close or
Speaker 3: something like that. Anyway, But I've seen Marty in the
Speaker 3: booth quite a few times, and I know he's a
Speaker 3: former pro tennis player, but damn, he must be great.
Speaker 3: This is apparently the third time he's.
Speaker 6: Won this thing.
Speaker 1: He's really good.
Speaker 6: He must be a great really good. Yeah, yep, and
Speaker 6: he's one hundred and fifty thousand dollars Richard.
Speaker 3: That's what it is. Yeah, I wondered did he win
Speaker 3: like big tournaments and stuff like that as a pro
Speaker 3: tennis player, you must.
Speaker 1: Have, right, don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 4: I think he got because.
Speaker 3: I'm just no shout at Marty, And I'm sorry if
Speaker 3: you listen, I love you. I think you're great. But
Speaker 3: I mean it's like, uh, and I'm guessing Joe Pavelski
Speaker 3: must be a pretty big name right from hockey?
Speaker 1: Is he? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Okay? But then there's Steph Curry, right, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean? I mean, like, uh, that's great, that's crazy,
Speaker 3: Like he must have been a hell of a pro
Speaker 3: tennis player to be in a pro am with names
Speaker 3: that big.
Speaker 6: He got to quarterfinals, yeah, of three of the four
Speaker 6: majors got to a third round, which is a hell
Speaker 6: of a thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's very tough.
Speaker 3: I mean, my gosh, Yeah, that's a hell of it.
Speaker 1: In the time of like Federer and dal and yeah,
Speaker 1: he played in a tough time and uh Andy Roddick
Speaker 1: in Legacy that time, and Dusty Man, Dusty Model cyclosporosis. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the bad guy in the Odyssey.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Quentin Tarantino.
Speaker 4: Honestly came out this week. It does, Yeah, it does awesome.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Do you watch episode four last night? Of course,
Speaker 3: Episode three was a disappointment, a whole lot of setting
Speaker 3: things up, and uh.
Speaker 1: Like three, I was surprised at how little action there
Speaker 1: was in three. Oh man, Yeah, I'm really.
Speaker 3: Really I'm surprised. I thought as I was watching it,
Speaker 3: Corey's gonna hate this.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 1: I thought three was awesome because it was cry Oh
Speaker 1: my god, understands she understands the pressure.
Speaker 4: Of the throne.
Speaker 3: Man. You know.
Speaker 1: Was she's singing White Lion, Not exactly.
Speaker 3: She was, Actually she was she was singing white line.
Speaker 3: Oh she calls the white Dragon.
Speaker 1: What a terrible choice by HBO if they actually let
Speaker 1: her do that. Episodes of music just they've spent now
Speaker 1: what fifteen years between Game of Thrones and Nine of
Speaker 1: the Seven Kingdoms and House of the Dragon building this
Speaker 1: world and then they just let it crumble because one
Speaker 1: show runner likes white line. What if we have an
Speaker 1: error to sing one verse? It wouldn't make any sense.
Speaker 1: It's a completely different universe, completely different timeline. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: it fits. We'll make it seem like she came up
Speaker 1: with it in that world. White Lion is multi dimensional. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well remember when suddenly out of nowhere there was Ed Sheeran.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but at least he wasn't singing, you know, uh
Speaker 4: Ed Sheeran song. He was just singing, which that.
Speaker 1: Was a terrible decision as well. But what if the
Speaker 1: person you guys's let's go back.
Speaker 4: Let's go back to episode.
Speaker 1: Three for a second. Chris and four, but three, I
Speaker 1: haven't seen four yet. You know who popped up at
Speaker 1: the end of episode three? Correct connected to the Power
Speaker 1: Trip Morning Show Power Trip Morning Show lore. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Alex Scooby, the Wiener song. And Dan, oh really, Dan Fogler?
Speaker 1: Who was he was? He was the guy at the
Speaker 1: end of the dinner the end of the Dinner World.
Speaker 1: That's freaking Dan Fogler. That's the famous toper Grace. Basically,
Speaker 1: it was like, it's your fault, you're blockade. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: that was the when to Grace yelled at Superstar be
Speaker 1: as Star goes, all right, I want to thank to
Speaker 1: for Grace and Nick Thune and uh and and uh
Speaker 1: Dan and tofer Goes. You don't even know his name?
Speaker 1: You didn't write down?
Speaker 3: No, no, no, I was getting to it. How did
Speaker 3: you pull that?
Speaker 1: Well, he's had a nice little career, Dan.
Speaker 3: You know what's weird is he had short hair? Yeah,
Speaker 3: I've only known him as is he even gonna be
Speaker 3: Sam Kennison? Remember?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, whatever happened to that?
Speaker 1: By the way, I don't know.
Speaker 4: And yeah, there he is.
Speaker 3: That's crazy now that you say that, I can see it,
Speaker 3: absolutely crazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he makes a makes an episode four appearance as well.
Speaker 1: So and Fogler's name is in the credit. So maybe
Speaker 1: his role is going to get bigger and bigger and
Speaker 1: bigger as we go on.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he was off the mouthy tour, so he really was.
Speaker 3: You never know what happens though. You don't get mouthy
Speaker 3: with the Queen.
Speaker 4: You really shouldn't. It seems like a bat he shouldn't.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I know you guys.
Speaker 1: Hey do you see HBO had a press conferensaty they
Speaker 1: canceled House of the Dragon. Well why because apparently White
Speaker 1: Lion was going to be a huge part of season four,
Speaker 1: so they just wrapped it up. They said, this isn't
Speaker 1: gonna work.
Speaker 3: Makes sense, I get it. I'm behind Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 4: Apparently starts talking, but it's just only why that'd be great.
Speaker 3: Right is whatever his name was, Lacy or whatever it
Speaker 3: starts to write off in his Dragon Renare's like, what else?
Speaker 1: Ja ja Lacey whatever? It looks like it doesn't matter anymore. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's something kind of slim.
Speaker 7: It does.
Speaker 4: Yeah, thank you for saying that.
Speaker 1: Thank you, h thank you. What just looks right into
Speaker 1: the camera and wings Yeah, as a subtle nod all
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Speaker 3: Okay, here's the deal. You guys know that the comedian
Speaker 3: that does the really great impersonation of much a man,
Speaker 3: Randy Savage, Dan Soder, Yeah, exactly what was the former.
Speaker 1: Dolphins coaches Mike McDaniel. They grew up.
Speaker 3: Together as best friends, like literally, little little tiny guys.
Speaker 3: And I was watching This Morning all right yesterday, I
Speaker 3: should say, Dan telling a story about how he knew
Speaker 3: Mike was his writer. Died best friend in like seventh
Speaker 3: grade when Mike found out Dan's girlfriend was cheating on
Speaker 3: him and called the girl's house and left a terrible
Speaker 3: voicemail message. But it's crazy how they grew up like together,
Speaker 3: the best friends. One became a pro football coach, that
Speaker 3: became a famous comedian.
Speaker 1: How cool is that? It is cool? Yeah, that's sweet.
Speaker 3: Yeah, though Mike looks like he just woke up from
Speaker 3: the worst bender of all time on that PODC guess
Speaker 3: it's fun fun anyway.
Speaker 1: It's like sauce, you're a famous radio host and Will
Speaker 1: Bucklan did nothing. Yeah, I mean I think it was
Speaker 1: a Medieval Times with you, but that was it. I mean,
Speaker 1: he's one of the people that started Chewy. But yeah,
Speaker 1: no chance he doesn't. You made that entire guy yet
Speaker 1: I did not.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's no chance he exists.
Speaker 1: No, he exists.
Speaker 3: I don't think so. You didn't give him a nickname.
Speaker 3: I hate to say it over and over. It's true.
Speaker 1: He's right, No, he exists, Dov and I went to
Speaker 1: Medieval Times with him. Yeah, how about that being an
Speaker 1: item on Friday and you almost missed it? Yeah, I've
Speaker 1: been there.
Speaker 3: I have.
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Speaker 1: It's like and Dan and famous, just as famous and
Speaker 1: uh and and Dan and Over the weekend, the Major
Speaker 1: League Baseball Draft took place, and the Twins took Georgia
Speaker 1: Tech catcher Von Lackey number three overall. That is the
Speaker 1: first Twins' first round catcher since Joe Maher in two
Speaker 1: thousand and one. Yeah, he had a really, really, really
Speaker 1: good breakout season at Georgia Tech last year. And there
Speaker 1: they are buying the hype that that continues. The two
Speaker 1: top picks obviously were Roch Chilowski whatever the kid's name is,
Speaker 1: and then Grady Emerson's.
Speaker 4: I think it is yeah, Rock, Yeah, Rock r O
Speaker 4: c H.
Speaker 1: Roch. I'm not kidding. I don't know. It's not Rock. No,
Speaker 1: I think it's Roch. I don't know, but yeah, he
Speaker 1: was the number one. That's find out how to pronounce it.
Speaker 1: You might be right, you might be right, but Roch
Speaker 1: is a terrible first a terrible Rock makes more sense.
Speaker 1: Runing to Google, it's uh, Rockchilowski. Oh, then it is Rock.
Speaker 1: It looks like it does. Look like it's r O
Speaker 1: c H.
Speaker 3: But he goes by Rock.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but yeah, Roch. Yeah, good for them. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think he's you know, you draft these kids and a
Speaker 1: lot of them don't stay at the position they currently
Speaker 1: play out, but a lot of people think he will
Speaker 1: stay at catcher.
Speaker 3: I think that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you think about Roch? I think he'll be.
Speaker 4: Really good for the Whites. Yeah, Roch Crotch.
Speaker 1: We're down of the semi finals in the World Cup
Speaker 1: because over the weekend Argentina beat Switzerland three to one.
Speaker 1: In England finally shut down Holland and Norway.
Speaker 4: Holland the person, not the you know, yeah.
Speaker 1: In the Netherlands.
Speaker 4: No, Norway lost two to one to England.
Speaker 1: So Tuesday, the semi final is France versus Spain. That
Speaker 1: is two o'clock in Texas. Then the Wednesday semi final
Speaker 1: is England in Argentina two o'clock in Atlanta.
Speaker 4: The final Sunday, two o'clock.
Speaker 1: In New Jersey. I think technically, come yeah, come on, rock.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 4: I'm I'm I got into it.
Speaker 1: This year. World Cup kicks ass. It's exactly like the Olympics, right.
Speaker 1: I don't like curling, but every four years I'm on
Speaker 1: the edge of my seat watching curling. I'm not going
Speaker 1: to be a soccer fan, but the World Cup kicks ass.
Speaker 1: It's awesome. Sweet you guys watching any of it or
Speaker 1: you completely checked out. It's it is super dramatic and
Speaker 1: caring about professional athletes is one thing, but it's free
Speaker 1: agencies drafts. It's different when it's your country. When you're
Speaker 1: fighting for your country and every fan is cheering for
Speaker 1: their countrymen to get it done and their hearts ripped
Speaker 1: out when their country loses. It's exactly like the Olympics. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's been captivating. And to be at the World Series
Speaker 1: of Poker hence or you know, emphasis on the world,
Speaker 1: world word World. When the World Cup's going on and
Speaker 1: you literally have people from all over the world flying
Speaker 1: into play cards and degenerate gamblers every goal, the place
Speaker 1: would explode because some people truly cared because that was
Speaker 1: their actual country. Especially when England was playing, a lot
Speaker 1: of the Brits were celebrating and hugging and high fiving.
Speaker 1: But then you also just have degenerate gamblers that are
Speaker 1: betting on the game. The place was electric watching the
Speaker 1: World Cup. It was awesome. Yeah, I bet god gambling
Speaker 1: is the best.
Speaker 3: Vikings football out there.
Speaker 1: H Yeah, that'll be a What week of the Viking
Speaker 1: season is that end of November? Is that like maybe
Speaker 1: with ten eleven maybe.
Speaker 3: Four two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight nine, ten.
Speaker 3: That's a week eleven, well, a week ten, but we
Speaker 3: have a bye week in there, so week eleven of
Speaker 3: the NFL S.
Speaker 1: So it's about so that'll be our tenth game. Yeah,
Speaker 1: tenth game. Sweet, do you have the schedule in front
Speaker 1: of you? I do give it.
Speaker 4: Let's let's go through the first nine games quick.
Speaker 3: Green Bay home Saturday, the thirteenth of September. Okay, at
Speaker 3: Chicago at Tampa Bay home against Miami.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're terrible, terrible.
Speaker 3: At New Orleans, they're heading great bye week, we can
Speaker 3: win that one home against the Colts. We'll see at
Speaker 3: Detroit yikes home against Buffalo, yikes, at Green Bay yikes,
Speaker 3: Mexico City versus Sampring yikes home against Atlanta, home against Carolina,
Speaker 3: at New England home against Detroit, home against Washington, at
Speaker 3: New York Jets home against Chicago, and then into the
Speaker 3: playoffs first round. See.
Speaker 1: So if I if in my head I was counting right,
Speaker 1: I feel like we're maybe around four wins when we're
Speaker 1: in Vegas four and five ish maybe maybe, oh man,
Speaker 1: something like that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll beat Green Bay home Chicago's overrated. We'll beat Miami,
Speaker 3: we'll beat New Orleans. We'll probably beat the Colts because
Speaker 3: I don't think it'll be back yet, oh the quarterback. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't think we'll beat Detroit and Detroit Buffalo at home,
Speaker 3: thank god they're home. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just don't think we won't be out of it. No,
Speaker 1: we're not going to be one in eight. Nobody on
Speaker 1: the bubble. Yeah, wellman cash.
Speaker 4: Yeah, hey, nothing wrong with the main cash man, No, man,
Speaker 4: good for you.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell you right now. You don't know until
Speaker 3: you know, right.
Speaker 1: You don't know to you know.
Speaker 3: Kyler might be the answer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it'll be funnither way. I can't wait.
Speaker 3: It might be the answer.
Speaker 1: And that's right around that. You're gonna have to wait.
Speaker 1: It's like five months away. Well that is like five
Speaker 1: months away. But yeah, the rest of it will be sweet,
Speaker 1: or at least, yeah, it'll be sweet because gambling is
Speaker 1: the best.
Speaker 4: Yeah, gambling, Whales football, football.
Speaker 3: Is the best. It's happening. It's almost here, right us.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, I think hold on, I was gonna look
Speaker 1: it up. Hold on, what what were you look at?
Speaker 1: You're gonna look up the word football. Oh man, twenty
Speaker 1: four days until the Hall of Fame game.
Speaker 3: It's happening. Yeah, and they report here on today's at thirteenth.
Speaker 1: So I think teams report this week.
Speaker 3: What about our team?
Speaker 1: Uh well, their first practice is two weeks from Saturday.
Speaker 1: But I think they.
Speaker 3: Report in like last Saturday or this Saturday.
Speaker 1: This coming Saturday, so nineteen days. I think it's their
Speaker 1: first practice. But I think the rookies report two weeks
Speaker 1: from today.
Speaker 3: That's too far. I need I needed to be sooner.
Speaker 1: The Timberwolves are hosting a press conference tomorrow at eleven
Speaker 1: am to introduce LaMelo Ball in Josh Green.
Speaker 4: Hell yeah, man, great, Yeah, HOWK you're going right?
Speaker 3: I can't wait. Yeah, I already did my video four.
Speaker 3: Oh Lamello, what'd you say? I said, Welcome to our
Speaker 3: Twin Cities, our beloved LaMelo. Please have fun and enjoy
Speaker 3: the basketball stuff.
Speaker 1: That's so nice. Where do you guys stand on Caramelos
Speaker 1: because I think they're one of the most underrated chocolates
Speaker 1: of all time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think they're good.
Speaker 4: Caramelos are onl believable.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not as prominent as they should be. They
Speaker 1: should be, like at every checkout of every grocery store
Speaker 1: or target right there.
Speaker 3: I don't I don't walk by them without saying hello.
Speaker 4: Yeah I asked, just acknowledge their presence.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're good.
Speaker 3: Sometimes all raw dog.
Speaker 1: Raw dogging it for seven hours. You know when you
Speaker 1: uh in rounders, when Teddy KGB tries to perfectly split
Speaker 1: the oreo. We used to try to do that with
Speaker 1: caramelos at lunch. Like in middle school. We tried to
Speaker 1: break a caramelo without having the caramel like spill out,
Speaker 1: just a clean break. It's extremely difficult to do, almost impossible.
Speaker 3: You want to you want to try something hard, roll
Speaker 3: a rollo to your pal. Sure, yeah, oddly shaped? Are
Speaker 3: they're cantered?
Speaker 4: Oh well, great use of the worst.
Speaker 1: You were so impressed with his word, you realize you
Speaker 1: don't even know the word to describe. Yeah, the praise
Speaker 1: you were about to give him. Yeah, well, good use
Speaker 1: of the word. Well good used. Yeah, good use of
Speaker 1: the word. Thank you, man for a for a handful
Speaker 1: of idiots. We play with our chocolate back in the
Speaker 1: day more than we actually ate it. Oh yeah we
Speaker 1: did that too, Oh yeah for sure, your mic son,
Speaker 1: what Yeah, now I want to caramel throat it in
Speaker 1: the freezer for about an hour.
Speaker 4: That sounds delicious exactly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, all right, I'm with you. We should do
Speaker 3: what really matters.
Speaker 1: Sure, and then Ben liber will be here at seven o'clock.
Speaker 3: Wait, do you guys here? It's gonna be fun. We're
Speaker 3: gonna have some fun with him today.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, man, Hey, this Friday, the initials invitation wal
Speaker 1: begins and are we not at one hundred and twenty
Speaker 1: K wasn't a one nineteen five on past? Correct? Yeah?
Speaker 1: So not only does the tournament start? Yeah? Yeah, that
Speaker 1: was cool, right almost? Man? I did not want it
Speaker 1: to go off on Friday with the with the lost
Speaker 1: initials controversy. No no, I'm like, man, I don't.
Speaker 4: I don't want anybody.
Speaker 1: Conspiracy theory in this thing where somebody exposed the initials
Speaker 1: and saw it and bloom, Let's just let's just get
Speaker 1: through without anybody winning in on Friday. And I almost did.
Speaker 1: I was that Brett might have, like, you know, texted
Speaker 1: one of his friends and then had that person miraculously
Speaker 1: get through.
Speaker 4: Make sure you guess empty for round three?
Speaker 1: Right now? Split the money? No, it didn't happen, but
Speaker 1: uh yeah, so bracket revealed this week. Tournament starts Friday.
Speaker 1: Got a cool field? What did you see? Some of
Speaker 1: the new names? Sweet? I would argue biggest name in
Speaker 1: Initials Invitational history? Boull Is it this year?
Speaker 3: I guess?
Speaker 6: Go?
Speaker 1: Is it?
Speaker 3: Richard Cheach?
Speaker 1: Maren Happy birthday? No? Butsky is roch is playing? Well?
Speaker 3: Good news?
Speaker 1: Good news? What is it?
Speaker 3: Rubk?
Speaker 1: Happy birthday? Did you know James Zas? What do you
Speaker 1: think he did? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Cube? He did?
Speaker 1: Did you know that? Man? Well? Good worded? You did?
Speaker 3: Erna Rubik created the Rubik's Cube.
Speaker 4: Sure, wow, Sure, I didn't think I would ever run
Speaker 4: into you.
Speaker 1: Sorry, give it back inside jokes.
Speaker 4: All right, more of the Power Trip Morning Show.
Speaker 1: We'll do what really matters after.
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Speaker 1: Getting lay sick You know Yeavin is. The Minnesota Twins
Speaker 1: beat the Angels four to two. Trevor Larnick with a
Speaker 1: home run, win, two for four, Tosh Bradley seven inning,
Speaker 1: six hits, two runs, six strikeouts. Look it up on
Speaker 1: your phone. The Twins won two out of three against LA.
Speaker 1: That's all they do now is win series. Man, they're
Speaker 1: almost five hundred. We're at the All Star break. They're
Speaker 1: forty eight and forty nine. That's right.
Speaker 4: What is this team surging?
Speaker 3: That's right?
Speaker 1: What's going on with the Twins? Yeah, they're getting good
Speaker 1: starting pitching in the bullpen ass and cost him any games,
Speaker 1: and they can hit. Josh Bell has been praying, uh, praying,
Speaker 1: he's been praying and playing really well. You don't know
Speaker 1: if he's been praying. Yeah, good point, and played really well.
Speaker 1: They got our guy, Ryan Jeffers back. So they're just
Speaker 1: three out in the Division, three behind Chicago and Cleveland.
Speaker 1: And speaking of Cleveland. After the All Star break, the
Speaker 1: Twins play Friday at the Cubs for three and then
Speaker 1: at Eveland for four, So a seven game road trip
Speaker 1: to start the post All Star Game break. The Cubs
Speaker 1: and then the Guardians. How pumped you for the home
Speaker 1: run derby tonight.
Speaker 3: I can't stand it. You're so excited, so excited.
Speaker 4: I uh, you guys gonna gamble on it?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I mean I had nothing to do with the gamble. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: it's good. I'll gamble on.
Speaker 3: It, Hiked, I didn't even know how you would gamble
Speaker 3: on it.
Speaker 4: Well, I'll tell you, hold on, you can gamble on anything.
Speaker 1: I'm shocked you guys didn't gamble on cracking open a
Speaker 1: Carmelo candy bar and then what's called?
Speaker 4: That's Carmelo Anthony?
Speaker 3: Doesn't he the new Timberwolf? No?
Speaker 1: Hold on? Do you guys think it's weird that in
Speaker 1: Las Vegas on the fourth of July I spent more
Speaker 1: time with Zach than I have in Minnesota, basically in
Speaker 1: the ten years of knowing him.
Speaker 3: No, not weird, No weird.
Speaker 1: That a good time. That was good. We spent most
Speaker 1: of the fourth of July together cash those tickets. That's
Speaker 1: a good guys, man, and that sounds the best. I
Speaker 1: can't remember what we did, but I'm sure it was fun.
Speaker 3: Hey, Hawk gave you concussion.
Speaker 4: We gambled, you played slots, We played roulette.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just pack any one with your talking to me
Speaker 1: or him it doesn't matter, yea, he just wants What
Speaker 1: really matters? Is this?
Speaker 3: What were you going to say?
Speaker 1: So there are eight dudes in the home run Derby.
Speaker 1: How about I take the top three and you get
Speaker 1: the field?
Speaker 3: And how would I do that?
Speaker 1: No, I'll take the top two and you can have
Speaker 1: the field. So, yeah, Chris, why doesn't he take the
Speaker 1: top three and you take the bottom five? Okay, top
Speaker 1: you don't think that's fair, Chris? Then he gets the
Speaker 1: top three, take the top two and you can have
Speaker 1: the rest of them.
Speaker 3: Why would I do that? I don't know.
Speaker 4: Why don't I take the top three and you can
Speaker 4: have the bottom five?
Speaker 3: Are you going to say it?
Speaker 1: You can't, Chris. You want to bet on the home
Speaker 1: run Derby today? Why don't I take the top seven?
Speaker 1: You can have the last guy and we'll see what happened.
Speaker 1: You can have Wilson contraras. I'll take the rest of them.
Speaker 3: Here's the thing. We're gonna bet on the NCAA Championship,
Speaker 3: the tournament. You take the top ten, I'll take everybody else.
Speaker 1: That's not bad.
Speaker 3: It is terrible.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's terrible.
Speaker 3: Thing. I don't want to ruin it by gambling. On
Speaker 3: it because you're gonna watch it for the enjoyment.
Speaker 1: Yeah all right.
Speaker 3: Yeah. What really matters though, is this got that right
Speaker 3: on this date in nineteen ninety Ghost great theaters across America.
Speaker 1: Great movie. Yeah, great movie.
Speaker 3: That's right.
Speaker 4: Peak Swazy peak, Demi Moore peak, Whoopy.
Speaker 1: Peak, whoopy you did, Willie?
Speaker 3: Yeah you did, Willie? Those ghosts coming up out of
Speaker 3: the ground.
Speaker 1: Yeah some bitch. Yeah, especial effects don't hold up. But
Speaker 1: it's still a great scene. Still a great movie.
Speaker 3: Great, They're coming to get you, Willy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, put it away.
Speaker 3: By the way. Two thousand and nine, when the main
Speaker 3: man himself, Patrick Swayzey died, howld what do you think
Speaker 3: he was?
Speaker 1: Let's see right around point break and ghosts and the
Speaker 1: big swayze run. I would say he was probably got
Speaker 1: to be what early to mid thirties there, So then
Speaker 1: you add, let's go he was probably somewhere in his
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say mid fifties. Then give me a take.
Speaker 1: I'll go fifty four.
Speaker 3: Fifty seven. He was fifty seven when he died. I'm
Speaker 3: fifty five.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you look handsome.
Speaker 3: Well I don't know that, but.
Speaker 1: Dead from the neck up.
Speaker 3: That dead period, no, overall. Now he's dead the whole Dad.
Speaker 3: What happened lots? Yeah, fell out of a plane. Uh yeah,
Speaker 3: he got He got swallowed up by a big old wave.
Speaker 4: He did dancing that was considered dirty.
Speaker 3: He got shot by a dude.
Speaker 4: He was in one of Hawk's favorite Olam's roadhouse.
Speaker 3: Yeah, roadhouse and put away wet.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Jesus, alright.
Speaker 1: P is great.
Speaker 3: I love him. I'll kiss him in heaven.
Speaker 1: Center.
Speaker 4: One Wimbledon, he defended his titles.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is his fifth Grand Slam title six seven
Speaker 1: seven six six three six four only she's five three.
Speaker 4: Uh so center wins again.
Speaker 1: Yeah it was great. He's really, really, really good. He
Speaker 1: had a couple of drop shots that were unbelievable. That right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: the other guy had a shot, but uh, just completely
Speaker 1: fed up.
Speaker 4: And then you got hurt too. Yeah, roughed up his knee.
Speaker 4: Oh how do you say his name?
Speaker 1: Roch? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Ro What really matters is this guy's name is roch
Speaker 3: esther brilliant.
Speaker 1: I get it.
Speaker 4: Thank you, head, You're welcome, daddy, thank you.
Speaker 1: Another underrated chocolate is the almond Rocca. What my god, No,
Speaker 1: you don't know almond rogues. No, dude, ten out of ten.
Speaker 1: I've never seen ten messing with us? Is that?
Speaker 3: Is that a basketball player?
Speaker 1: No, that's a real thing. It comes in a can.
Speaker 1: Ten out of ten. You like that? Yeah, it's talking man.
Speaker 1: Coffee is elite?
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: The candy Hawk. Yeah all right, yeah, sure, I'd try that. Shocking. Okay,
Speaker 1: shut your whole last week was so relaxing without you.
Speaker 3: You said that.
Speaker 4: An impressive of yourself.
Speaker 1: I forgot. Who's a scenarios rat? Rat you're betting?
Speaker 3: You're betting? He hates your betting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I tried prove what's your thread count? I
Speaker 1: don't know, four hundred, two hundred six, Which one of
Speaker 1: those three numbers is good?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Maybe the higher the better. What if your thread count
Speaker 1: is forty thousand, I think you're in pretty good shape
Speaker 1: and you're covered in thread. There's worse things to be
Speaker 1: covered in. Yeah, man, almon Rocca on.
Speaker 3: The State of my year, do you believe that Live
Speaker 3: Aid raised more than one hundred million dollars for famine relief?
Speaker 1: Eighty something, right, eighty eight, eighty four.
Speaker 3: Or five, maybe eighty five, it was, that's right. July thirteenth,
Speaker 3: nineteen eighty five a at Wembley Stadium in London, Prince
Speaker 3: Charles and Princess Diane officially opened live a worldwide rock
Speaker 3: concert Raise Money, Kid A couple of kids in love
Speaker 3: continue to JFK Stadium in Philly. You know the only
Speaker 3: person to play both of them?
Speaker 1: Uh, oh, man, we've we've man, We've done this. Hey god,
Speaker 1: do I not retain this.
Speaker 3: The old plane and oh so act yep? Rod, I know, Rod.
Speaker 1: Bruce, give us a hand. Do doom doom do bhil.
Speaker 3: That's right, Bill Collins, Bill Phil. He flew on the
Speaker 3: concord from London to Philly. Yeah, played uh, played drums
Speaker 3: on the on the led Zeppelin tune their only reunion,
Speaker 3: which they've all agreed was the worst mistake.
Speaker 1: That's said. Real said. Interesting, m hm hmm.
Speaker 3: There you go.
Speaker 4: That happened on Oh we're going to break break.
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Speaker 3: M gentlemen, mistake. The Seattle Seahawks appeared to have found
Speaker 3: their next owner.
Speaker 1: Paul G.
Speaker 3: Allen Estate announced on Saturday that had reached an agreement
Speaker 3: with the to sell the Seahawks to a group led
Speaker 3: by the Koslaf fan The selling price reportedly, have you
Speaker 3: seen this yet?
Speaker 1: Sure?
Speaker 3: Nine point six million dollars billion dollars? I bet is
Speaker 3: what it's supposed to say?
Speaker 1: Sure?
Speaker 3: Nine point six billion dollars? Is that right?
Speaker 1: Yep? Deal expected to be approved in August. And again
Speaker 1: the Paul Allen family, not the nine to noon Paul
Speaker 1: Allen family. Yeah, going to donate the proceeds to charity. Unbelievable,
Speaker 1: how about that? So this guy, the guy that is
Speaker 1: going to be the owner of the Seahawks, is a
Speaker 1: limited owner of the forty nine ers, so he obviously
Speaker 1: has to relinquish that when this deal goes through. He
Speaker 1: is the founder of a venture capital firm. He has
Speaker 1: a net worth of about thirteen point eight billion, and
Speaker 1: according to the story, he made early investments in Open Ai,
Speaker 1: Door Dash into Instacart, good focks.
Speaker 3: Yeah I did not.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't either. I wonder what's the uh, you know,
Speaker 1: if you get thirteen point eight billion, yeah, and nine
Speaker 1: point six is the sale price, I wonder how much
Speaker 1: of the nine point six is his? That's a good question.
Speaker 1: And then I wonder essentially how much the NFL requires
Speaker 1: you to have in net worth on top of whatever
Speaker 1: you're investing. Yeah, because it's not like, well, how much
Speaker 1: are you worth? Ten billion? Well, how much you're gonna
Speaker 1: buy the Seahawks for nine point six billion? I'm gonna
Speaker 1: leave myself. Yeah, just a couple hundred million to see
Speaker 1: what happens. No, you can't got to have more than that,
Speaker 1: so I can't pay your payroll. No, So it looks
Speaker 1: like he's he has a big enough cushion, and you know,
Speaker 1: I doubt every cent of the nine point six is his,
Speaker 1: but he's going to be the.
Speaker 4: Majority of her.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean, when you have that kind of cash,
Speaker 1: you hang out with people that have similar cash, you
Speaker 1: could easily say, Hey, I'm gonna put six million into this,
Speaker 1: do you want to put in one? Sure?
Speaker 4: Okay, cool, you can get this this, this, and this,
Speaker 4: all right, like I was there?
Speaker 1: See yeah, yeah you put in one.
Speaker 3: You're an adventure capitalist, aren't you?
Speaker 1: I mean being a venture capitalist would be sweet because
Speaker 1: that's like a cool thing that when somebody asks you
Speaker 1: what you're doing, you say, I'm a venture capitalist. How
Speaker 1: would you explain what they do?
Speaker 3: Me?
Speaker 1: Sure?
Speaker 4: I think you would say that you invest in things
Speaker 4: that you see have capital in them in the future.
Speaker 4: So why don't you just start telling people that you're
Speaker 4: a venture capitalist. Who's going to stop you? Who's going
Speaker 4: to fact check that? That's a good point? Thanks?
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you could be a bad venture capitalist. You're
Speaker 3: you're still a venture capitalist.
Speaker 4: Right, yeah, so you do radio?
Speaker 1: No, I'm a venture capitalist.
Speaker 3: Oh no, kidding, radio just for fun, right yeah, this
Speaker 3: is just for.
Speaker 1: Self promotion, and yeah, I have a massive ego. Yeah.
Speaker 1: What are some of your investments me? I've invested very
Speaker 1: wisely in a small couple of energy companies such as
Speaker 1: Excel and and a couple of thermonuclear companies such as
Speaker 1: hyper Global Mega Corp. Where are they based out of Springfield?
Speaker 1: Which one? Simpsons bit? Which one? Oh? Where were Springfield?
Speaker 1: The Simpsons is in? I think it's in Oregon. I
Speaker 1: think they figured out what really matters though, is this.
Speaker 3: He's got that right, Ladies and gentlemen, on this date,
Speaker 3: in what year do you believe was the first ever
Speaker 3: World Cup tournament?
Speaker 1: Oh? Good question. So I think I know because I
Speaker 1: think I think because I said something. Yeah, because I
Speaker 1: think I heard isn't didn't the didn't the US finish
Speaker 1: third or something? In the first ever one in like
Speaker 1: nineteen thirty eight, thirty eight, thirty six, thirty four. It's
Speaker 1: somewhere in that range. I think it's thirty eight. I mean,
Speaker 1: i'll say forty two.
Speaker 3: July thirteenth, nineteen thirty man France defeated Mexico for to
Speaker 3: one in the United States defeated Belgium three open the
Speaker 3: first ever World Cup football matches played simultaneously in host
Speaker 3: city monte Video, Uruguay.
Speaker 1: All right, so I was partially listening. I knew they
Speaker 1: got third, and I knew it was in the thirties.
Speaker 1: I thought it was later.
Speaker 4: And I'm watching World Cup. Man, it's fun.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Is your walk cool? Tomorrow? Sure? Yeah, good for you.
Speaker 1: In the World Series of Poker will be done because
Speaker 1: they're taking a three week break, Thank god.
Speaker 3: Bright Hawk yeah, you know it's a I need a break.
Speaker 3: I've been watching it all and I need to go
Speaker 3: back and rewatch the NBA All Star Summer Games.
Speaker 1: And you got the home run derby tonight.
Speaker 3: Yeah, of course I got that tonight where I get
Speaker 3: the rest of the field and you take the great
Speaker 3: ones I get. You gave me the pitcher I did,
Speaker 3: and you take the hitters.
Speaker 1: Yeah. No, I'll bet it if you want. We can
Speaker 1: go with a why don't I take the top three?
Speaker 1: You can have the bottom five. I think you and
Speaker 1: I did that last year. I think I took the
Speaker 1: top two guys and you took the field. Top two
Speaker 1: is different than the top three. I'll take. That's a
Speaker 1: huge difference in percentage. I'll take the top two if
Speaker 1: you want the field.
Speaker 4: Who are the top two?
Speaker 1: Uh hawk knows.
Speaker 3: Jennifer Tiller yep and pauld Town Pauldie Town.
Speaker 1: He's in the venture capital. See well then yeah, he's
Speaker 1: a coworker of mine. Hey, he's being in Las Vegas
Speaker 1: over the weekend and Friday morning. Former Miami Heat teammates
Speaker 1: bomb Out of Bio, bam Out of Bio and Tyler
Speaker 1: Hero got into a physical altercation where Bam actually struck
Speaker 1: Tyler in the head. She Bam reportedly was mad about
Speaker 1: Tyler Heroes social media criticism of Bam. Hero is now
Speaker 1: in Milwaukee because of the Honest trade. But yeah, fighting
Speaker 1: over what they were saying on social media, and at
Speaker 1: some point Bam struck him in the head. I wonder
Speaker 1: what he said when he hit him in the head.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Powell, No, no, not those not zap.
Speaker 1: About two hundred million people said bam. Yeah, even Pa did.
Speaker 3: Remember when the guy. Remember when the guy was fighting
Speaker 3: the guy in the golf course and he kept telling
Speaker 3: him you better not do it, you better not do it.
Speaker 3: Than the guy did. So he hit him and every
Speaker 3: time he hit him.
Speaker 1: Went bam, bam.
Speaker 4: That's a bam.
Speaker 1: Wasn't that like a former NHL guy?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Big maybe NHL maybe an I'm a huge dude,
Speaker 3: beat the hell out of guy. The guy wouldn't stop,
Speaker 3: so you just kept hitting him. Bam.
Speaker 4: What really matters?
Speaker 3: That was this great point.
Speaker 1: On this date.
Speaker 3: In nineteen fifty five, nightclub owner Ruth Ellis became the
Speaker 3: last woman ever hanged for murder in Great Britain ninetive now.
Speaker 3: She murdered her boyfriend David Blakeley, who probably had it coming.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hard to say, yeah.
Speaker 3: She born nineteen twenty six, left school as a young teenager,
Speaker 3: had a child, worked a variety Josh eventually became a
Speaker 3: nightclub hostess. In nineteen fifties, she married dentist George Ellis,
Speaker 3: with whom she had a second child. The marriage was
Speaker 3: short lived, in Ruth returned to working in nightclub. She
Speaker 3: then became involved in a tempestuous relationship with David Blakely,
Speaker 3: a playboy race car driver. Ellis became pregnant miscarried several
Speaker 3: days after a fight which there was some physical stuff.
Speaker 3: She later became obsessed with Blakely. When he failed to
Speaker 3: come see her as promised. On April tenth, nineteen fifty five,
Speaker 3: she shot him to death outside of a club. Was
Speaker 3: hanged st How about that? A hundred people went and
Speaker 3: watched it and did it back in the day, I'm.
Speaker 4: Sure, I mean, what else was on?
Speaker 1: Yeah? It was the fifties? Yeah, I mean was it eve?
Speaker 1: It to beaver run? Hard to say, yeah? Correct. Over
Speaker 1: the weekend, Victor Webbin Yama in the San Antonio Spurs
Speaker 1: agreed to a five year max deal of two fifty two,
Speaker 1: but not quite the max, not the Supermax. Instead of
Speaker 1: the thirty percent Supermax escalator bit that would have put
Speaker 1: it at three hundred and three million, Wemby agreed to
Speaker 1: the two fifty two. Now you may be saying, well,
Speaker 1: why would he do that, Well, he's gonna save the
Speaker 1: Spurs a bunch of money and hopefully win some titles.
Speaker 1: And I know two hundred and fifty two million is
Speaker 1: a ton of money. But he turned down fifty million. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's insane, That is not right, you know what I mean.
Speaker 7: So it's yeah, no, I'm well, what's the difference. I'll
Speaker 7: tell you what the difference is. Fifty million dollars fifty
Speaker 7: million man. So that is the third largest rookie extension
Speaker 7: in w WNBA story slightly in NBA history.
Speaker 1: Cade Cunningham and Evan Mobley both make five years to
Speaker 1: sixty nine. So Evan Mobley has a bigger contract than
Speaker 1: Victor Wembanyama, who exactly man. And of course Wemby is
Speaker 1: the French Fenom if you're not familiar with him, he's
Speaker 1: twenty two years old, grew up playing with other great
Speaker 1: French nationals like Sea Smoke, Moon Dancer, Sirax vegaar Vermathor
Speaker 1: and sheep Stealer. He did grow up playing with sheep Steeler.
Speaker 1: I think it was like Dan Soder and Mike McDaniel.
Speaker 1: I think sheep Steeler and WebM Binyama were like one
Speaker 1: A and one B until a. You know, well, obviously
Speaker 1: Wemby's like seven to four. Yeah, sheep Steeler had some
Speaker 1: teeth isssues, buddy developmental problems. We're close on all the
Speaker 1: sheep Stealer and then Syrax's girlfriend cheated on him, so
Speaker 1: sheep Stealer left a very mean voicemail. All that checks out, Yeah,
Speaker 1: but what really matters is this, you can't play that hawk.
Speaker 3: In London from seventeen sixty to seventeen ninety four, thirty
Speaker 3: four good years, men could buy a pocketbook directory detailing
Speaker 3: the physical appearance, sexual specialties and cost of local sex
Speaker 3: workers in an annual publication called Harris's List. I can't
Speaker 3: believe it wasn't called Hockey's List. This guy, Harris, what
Speaker 3: an entrepreneur?
Speaker 1: How do you spell it?
Speaker 3: Like h A R R I S Harris Harris's List
Speaker 3: of COVID garden Ladies.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 3: Small pocketbook sold for two shillings and sixpence.
Speaker 1: What a ripoff? Yeah, that's a lot.
Speaker 3: Each edition came the contained the entries to describe the
Speaker 3: physical parents and sexual specialties. Got I got her.
Speaker 1: I I.
Speaker 3: Gotta read one of these entries. I gotta know how
Speaker 3: he described them.
Speaker 1: Do you think that's for sixpence? None the Richer got
Speaker 1: their nope? Band name nope.
Speaker 4: Do you know who loves sixpence? None the Richer?
Speaker 1: Zero? People care.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna guess, King George the Third.
Speaker 4: It's it's gonna be smitty, Okay.
Speaker 3: He gazed at her for a while with eyes of
Speaker 3: transport and fondness, gave her a world of kisses at
Speaker 3: the close the wish in a pretend to struggle, she
Speaker 3: can trive matter so artfully that the bedclothes had fallen off,
Speaker 3: had fallen off. Her naked beauty is like exposed at
Speaker 3: full length the snowy orbs, but with their frequent rising
Speaker 3: and fallings.
Speaker 1: There's your podcast.
Speaker 3: Beat Cupid's alarm drum to storm instantly in case in
Speaker 3: immediate surrender should be refused. What the hell does that mean?
Speaker 3: He didn't just talk about him. He talked about the
Speaker 3: individual getting it on sessions you have with these ladies.
Speaker 1: This is just filth. Poetic poetic filth.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just filth.
Speaker 4: Say snowy orbs.
Speaker 3: Snowy orbs. I love that. That's good because you know
Speaker 3: she didn't get she didn't whoop them out in public.
Speaker 4: They weren't can Yeah, she shouldn't whip them out in public.
Speaker 3: Perfect, that's yeah. They were snowy orbs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they were snowy orbs.
Speaker 3: You know he's got snowy orbs.
Speaker 4: You me, yes, I have snowy orbs.
Speaker 3: Ye, Miss Kenny Nope, missus Jenny ken Beard was described
Speaker 3: as having a violent attachment to drinking. Geez yeah uh,
Speaker 3: Miss Williams Entry is full of remorse because she was
Speaker 3: often so intoxicated, is not be able to stand up.
Speaker 1: Violent attachment is such a beautiful waves like do you
Speaker 1: believe you have a violent attachment to gambling? I do?
Speaker 3: And I have snowy orbs. Yeah you do?
Speaker 1: You have all the above. Oh, let me let me.
Speaker 4: Let's see if I can.
Speaker 1: Tell the story fast. I told this to Zach. Let
Speaker 1: me tell you this one quickly. It might not be
Speaker 1: worth it, but too late I already started so leaving
Speaker 1: two Vegas on.
Speaker 4: The fourth of July, right again, fourth of July. Flying
Speaker 4: is the best.
Speaker 1: Fast on the fourth. On the fourth, yeah fast. No
Speaker 1: one is at the airport on the fourth of July.
Speaker 1: The TSA line is zero people. It's the best. If
Speaker 1: you ever want to travel, Pick July fourth. So I
Speaker 1: get to MSP, get in the line. There's nobody in line.
Speaker 1: So we're all immediately putting our bags on the old
Speaker 1: conveyor belt and stuff. Right. The guy in front of
Speaker 1: me is probably in his mid sixties, and he is overwhelmed.
Speaker 1: What do I do?
Speaker 2: What do I do?
Speaker 1: And they're like, just put your put your suitcase in
Speaker 1: the in the bind sir, Well, but what then what
Speaker 1: do I do with that? No, you're fine, just put
Speaker 1: it in there.
Speaker 4: Do I have to take my shoes off?
Speaker 1: No, you're fine, And he is confused, he's overwhelmed, And
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, maybe this guy's just never flown before, right,
Speaker 1: because that's fine. He's he's older, but he seems very nervous.
Speaker 1: Then he was confused about which line to get into
Speaker 1: because obviously there's the metal detector line, and there's the
Speaker 1: whatever that thing is called that you step in and
Speaker 1: put your hands up and then it goes around you whatever. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he got in the wrong line. They're like, sorry, you're
Speaker 1: in the wrong line. We're not doing that one right now,
Speaker 1: just going well, but do I do?
Speaker 6: I go here?
Speaker 1: So I'm like, man, okay, this guy is he's fine,
Speaker 1: he's traveling by himself. He's confused, he's overwhelmed. He gets
Speaker 1: through the line. Well, my bag got flagged, you know,
Speaker 1: randomly flagged. So I'm I'm in the line waiting for
Speaker 1: my suitcase to be like examined. His didn't. But he's
Speaker 1: standing waiting in that line. And after about thirty seconds,
Speaker 1: I'm like, I wonder why this guy's standing here. The
Speaker 1: guy behind the counter goes, Sir, which bag is yours?
Speaker 1: He goes and he points at the one that he's holding.
Speaker 1: He's like, well this one. Are you waiting for something?
Speaker 4: Guy's like what do I do?
Speaker 1: He goes, you're good, it went through the metal detective ready, goes, boy, yeah,
Speaker 1: you went there on the conveyor belt. He goes, then
Speaker 1: you're fine, Like, well, where do I go to your gate? Sir?
Speaker 1: Like rough morning for this guy. And he's almost sweating, right,
Speaker 1: He's like, oh, so here's here's the here's the reason
Speaker 1: why I tell this story, and here's why violently attached
Speaker 1: to drinking or violently attached to gambling made me remember
Speaker 1: this story. Like, this guy's an idiot, what's this deal?
Speaker 1: So I quickly get my bag and I'm about thirty
Speaker 1: seconds behind this guy. As soon as he gets through TSA,
Speaker 1: he goes up to one of those uh lottery ticket
Speaker 1: vending machines. You would have been convinced he was a
Speaker 1: computer hacker. He walked up to that machine like, so,
Speaker 1: he doesn't know how to go through the TSA. He's
Speaker 1: overwhelmed by the metal detector, he doesn't know what line
Speaker 1: to be in, he doesn't know if he has to
Speaker 1: have his shoes on.
Speaker 4: But the second he got through TSA, he was.
Speaker 1: Like time to gamble and I know it. So he
Speaker 1: was an expert and he couldn't hit the buttons faster.
Speaker 1: He would have been in contention for world record lottery
Speaker 1: ticket vending machine buyer. He was so proficient. Wow, the
Speaker 1: guy was a savant. Doesn't understand how to navigate everyday life,
Speaker 1: but god dang it, he could not wait to get
Speaker 1: scratch offs at at the freaking airport on the fourth
Speaker 1: of July. For him, Jesus and all I thought is
Speaker 1: this guy has to be on my flight. This guy's
Speaker 1: going to Vegas for sure. I didn't see if he
Speaker 1: if he was, but couldn't wait. Had to scratch the itch.
Speaker 1: God gambling. He loves it, he does. I've just never
Speaker 1: seen somebody so overwhelmed with life be so perfect at
Speaker 1: hitting buttons faster. I knew exactly which tickets he wanted,
Speaker 1: knew exactly how to put the payment in fixed. That's
Speaker 1: so great. Good for him? What I degenerate? Did he win?
Speaker 4: Didn't stick around to find out.
Speaker 1: I just shook my head and laugh. I'm like, man,
Speaker 1: I would have guessed that guy was the biggest idiot
Speaker 1: on this on this flight, but seems to know what
Speaker 1: he's doing. Good for him, and said Chris Hockey. Oh yeah, Chris,
Speaker 1: I don't know where I am. You scratched.
Speaker 4: I'm home?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I found it. I love it here.
Speaker 3: Do you want to hear how Miss Cooper was described
Speaker 3: in this guy's list? Obviously neither handsome, well dressed, well lodged,
Speaker 3: nor well bred. This humble girl is thankful for a crown.
Speaker 3: Oh my, it's just so.
Speaker 1: Weird that women are have ever been called handsome. It
Speaker 1: just feels so like misgendered. It seems so that women
Speaker 1: are handsome. Oh man, that's just it just feels like
Speaker 1: a totally guy term. The dudes are handsome and women
Speaker 1: are not. Like, can you imagine if you were like, hey,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm dating this gal Kelly Thoughts, and I'll be like, oh,
Speaker 1: very handsome. Excuse me, calmed down a looker, She's very handsome.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Tommy likes him handsome, Yeah, bet he does.
Speaker 1: Ard masculine. Ben Leber joins the show in a second
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