Speaker 1: We are number one. We just grabbed every key. Demograt
Speaker 1: super duper.
Speaker 2: That's nice.
Speaker 3: Fight a goo boy.
Speaker 2: That was good.
Speaker 4: Honey.
Speaker 5: It is the seventh day of August twenty twenty sixth.
Speaker 5: Good morning, everybody. Welcome to Friday of the Patch of
Speaker 5: Morning Show. You know it's Friday means a big day.
Speaker 5: We got another edition of the Initials Tournament happening today
Speaker 5: and so much more. So let's get her started. Here's
Speaker 5: some comedy from David Crowe Portrick Morning Show on a
Speaker 5: Friday morning. Come on in. I am glad you are here.
Speaker 6: I think it's interesting on music has changed generations or
Speaker 6: how it defines people. I saw a Cadillac commercial and
Speaker 6: the background music was led Zeppelin for Cadillac.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I first thought, always check that out. Cadillac's trying
Speaker 4: to appeal to young people. That's when I.
Speaker 6: Realized, No, I think led Zeppelin just became old people music.
Speaker 4: Which is hilarious to think.
Speaker 6: You know, my grandparents aren't been in Lawrence Welk records anymore.
Speaker 7: They're at home.
Speaker 4: You know, grand is.
Speaker 6: Its grandkids can't out rebel their grandparents anymore.
Speaker 4: You can't shock the baby boomers, can you?
Speaker 3: People who lived through the nineteen sixties and said, what
Speaker 3: are you gonna do?
Speaker 4: Could a piercing in a tattoo? Go to Grammy's house.
Speaker 3: She's making toll house cookies, long tips and say working roadsides.
Speaker 8: Wee fee is on your side. You hear the distance,
Speaker 8: unger this lag, and then you strive.
Speaker 2: We made it to the end of the week.
Speaker 1: It is August seventh, Friday on the Power Trip Morning Shoe,
Speaker 1: I'm gory Koe. That's Chris Hockey, that's meat sauce, Paul Lambert,
Speaker 1: there's zach Alberson.
Speaker 2: Friday. No, Tommy Man. So what was going on in
Speaker 2: MSP because Tommy said there were power.
Speaker 1: Outages or something?
Speaker 2: Is that accurate? Or there was some kind of system outage?
Speaker 4: Really radio and radar, Radio and radar would like to
Speaker 4: hear a report.
Speaker 2: Sure, I got it for you right here.
Speaker 5: Let's see here you go.
Speaker 7: Tonight's empty skies across nine states, hundreds of flights unable
Speaker 7: to take off, others forced to divert after an outage
Speaker 7: at a major air traffic control facility that took out
Speaker 7: radar and air traffic control frequencies.
Speaker 9: Grounds up for all.
Speaker 10: Departures that on Minneapolis currently and expected up to day fifteen.
Speaker 9: After the next hour.
Speaker 7: The facility involved controls air traffic us a massive three
Speaker 7: hundred and thirty thousand square miles swath of the Midwest.
Speaker 7: This flight aware map tracking flights around the time of
Speaker 7: the shutdown, showing hardly any flights.
Speaker 2: In that area.
Speaker 10: You're one of our last rivals.
Speaker 7: We listen to the tower communications at Minneapolis Saint Paul
Speaker 7: Airport after they grounded all flights there.
Speaker 1: What's going on with here? BA Center shutdown, completely shutdown.
Speaker 10: I think you're having frequency and or radar issue.
Speaker 2: So that's what the issue is.
Speaker 10: And as of now, zero updates And.
Speaker 11: David, this is still all unfolding. The FAA systems are
Speaker 11: back up and running, but in many ways the damage.
Speaker 2: Is already done.
Speaker 11: Several hundred flights will be delayed for the next several hours.
Speaker 11: The FAA says they're still investigating what exactly caused this
Speaker 11: massive outage.
Speaker 1: All right, so that's why Tommy's not appearing this morning.
Speaker 1: He was stuck in Chicago, not being able to fly
Speaker 1: back because of that.
Speaker 5: So I guess my speculation was incorrect.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we all had guesses why he was quote stuck
Speaker 1: in Chicago.
Speaker 2: Stuck being the keyword.
Speaker 5: Correct, that's the thing. I was like, well, I guess,
Speaker 5: uh help me stuck come true?
Speaker 1: Yeah, kind of a sword in the stone situation, right,
Speaker 1: just maybe not. They're gonna have to fight to pull
Speaker 1: it out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, any other anybody on that
Speaker 1: family tree? Yeah right, So no time any day, but uh,
Speaker 1: Parish is going to come in early because he's going
Speaker 1: to play Initials anyway at fifteen, so he should be here.
Speaker 2: In like thirty minutes or so.
Speaker 1: But then Frank Vassilero later, our guy, Parker Fox later,
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Alicia Lewis later, Mark Parrish of course, and
Speaker 1: then Rick Fields they all square off at age fifteen.
Speaker 1: Rickfield's the Initials Game Live tournament, a champions champion.
Speaker 5: Rickfield.
Speaker 1: What apparently Rick's a long term, long time, long term,
Speaker 1: long time Power Trip fan.
Speaker 12: Is that right?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I guess he's been listening for a long time. That's
Speaker 2: the word on the street.
Speaker 5: Nice.
Speaker 2: He loves the show and apparently crush his initials.
Speaker 1: So and the P word, whoa, Well, we don't know that,
Speaker 1: we've never met him.
Speaker 2: Let's ask him. Do you think pizza is the PA word?
Speaker 5: Yeah? He does this for his problemse he's eating the
Speaker 5: wrong thing, definitely where he's like and he's like absolutely
Speaker 5: all the time, every day, man, that all time?
Speaker 1: Seven pizza people out? Great?
Speaker 2: What the best things about it?
Speaker 4: We?
Speaker 1: Where are you California guys? A little bit of cosby
Speaker 1: a little bit of Californians.
Speaker 2: It's available at Brinks market.
Speaker 5: All time?
Speaker 2: What's everything's available to brinks? Haven't you ever been to brinks?
Speaker 5: Like my peware with extra cheese?
Speaker 2: Yeah cheese?
Speaker 5: Yeah cheese? Did they need of cheeses?
Speaker 2: So that's at eight fifteen?
Speaker 5: Yeah, something about pizza?
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, great, yeah, it will be great.
Speaker 5: Football man, Yeah?
Speaker 2: Football? How great was that? Hag?
Speaker 5: That was awesome?
Speaker 1: Dude?
Speaker 2: Yeah so cool? Yeah it was sweet.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I loved every second of it. I watched all
Speaker 2: of it, did you twice? Yeah?
Speaker 5: I was watching it while I was on stage and
Speaker 5: uh and then uh you know, my phone, and then
Speaker 5: got home watched it again because I missed some stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, good for you, thanks, man, saw none of it.
Speaker 1: I saw the catch by J. C. Trillicks on Sports Center. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Scirlicks is Trillicks. I could catch one hander.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Who does he play for? You played for Caroliner
Speaker 2: or Arizona J. C. Trillicks. Who does he play for?
Speaker 2: That's a very good question.
Speaker 13: I didn't you watched the whole game. We're asking that
Speaker 13: I did he plays for? I don't think he's a
Speaker 13: real guy.
Speaker 2: Nope, just made it up. Just wanted to see if
Speaker 2: you watched the game. I did. That was a test
Speaker 2: I passed.
Speaker 5: He did with flying Colors, So that means, by the way,
Speaker 5: flying Colors.
Speaker 2: It'll be Tommy when he finally takes off.
Speaker 5: Oh he's he's been home for hours.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, when his excuse didn't work.
Speaker 4: How much did you actually I actually watch?
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm sure it was on I saw you
Speaker 2: tweeted at least a screenshot that you were having on
Speaker 2: it on the background. Were you actively watching the Hall
Speaker 2: of Fame game? Wasn't smiling?
Speaker 5: Actively do anything?
Speaker 2: Paul?
Speaker 1: The week's almost over. Just buckle up that it almost
Speaker 1: over a vacation.
Speaker 2: He's good. Yeah, what was the question? How much of
Speaker 2: the Hall of Fame game did you watch?
Speaker 13: Well, once my son pointed and said bootball, I'm like,
Speaker 13: that's pretty cute.
Speaker 1: All right, that'll do it. Probably ten minutes. So him
Speaker 1: saying bootball was the reason you turned it off.
Speaker 2: I just wanted to see it. Yeah, he had to
Speaker 2: go to bed. I put him to bed.
Speaker 5: You had to put him to bed.
Speaker 13: Then I picked back up when Hawk and I were
Speaker 13: talking on the phone while he was on stage as
Speaker 13: we were watching it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I missed about five minutes of it, but
Speaker 2: I saw it. So the other day you were texting
Speaker 2: me during the World Series of Poker main event. You're like,
Speaker 2: what a badass event. You're like, this is fun. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then I asked you yesterday would you rather watch
Speaker 1: the main event of the World Series of Poker Final
Speaker 1: table or the Hall of Fame game? And you're like,
Speaker 1: it's got to be the Hall of Fame game. And
Speaker 1: you watch ten minutes of it. Your son said bootball,
Speaker 1: and then you turned it off. Interesting, But this is
Speaker 1: what you've been waiting months for.
Speaker 13: Yeah, but month we can't, as Hawk said yesterday when
Speaker 13: him and I were talking, we can't overindulge on it
Speaker 13: right away or we'll get sick of it.
Speaker 5: You gotta tickle your little bit.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, so this is a tickle. You just got
Speaker 2: to tickle your fans. So this is this is the preseason,
Speaker 2: but this is football for play.
Speaker 13: Yeah, well son, Yeah, man, you's got to eat that pizza. Yeah,
Speaker 13: we got a whole week or hold on six days
Speaker 13: from today. We got like nine preseason games. We'll wet
Speaker 13: our whistle again there, and one of.
Speaker 5: Them is you'll missovacings coming up next Saturday.
Speaker 4: Yeah it's at noon.
Speaker 1: Yeah, perfect, preseason games when they're at noon or always
Speaker 1: super weird. Preseason games should always be at like six
Speaker 1: or seven o'clock. It feels weird.
Speaker 2: This is a stupid but I'm gonna ask it anyway.
Speaker 4: It's too late.
Speaker 13: Are these games at noon so they can get like
Speaker 13: a true dress rehearsal for like everybody involved, not the
Speaker 13: football players, but like everybody at the stadium and all that.
Speaker 13: Is that why they're at noon? Or are they at
Speaker 13: noon for like TV purposes? This seems like something Zacho
Speaker 13: would know.
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 10: You're probably right, Yeah, I would guess it's just so
Speaker 10: they can it's definitely not TV.
Speaker 2: Yeah, whatever they want.
Speaker 13: Yeah, that's a good point, but it's a I think
Speaker 13: it's more of like a dress rehearsal for everybody else,
Speaker 13: especially because most Giants games are going to be at noon.
Speaker 13: But uh yeah, just say that to their face. Well
Speaker 13: I would if I knew anybody who liked the giants,
Speaker 13: I mean, Hawk likes giant women.
Speaker 2: Sure, Uh, he'd you go to Costco?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 9: No, no, I did not.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, No I did not.
Speaker 5: Okay, I got good time there.
Speaker 2: Where are you going on vacation?
Speaker 4: Good question?
Speaker 13: Uh? Lake Geneva, Oh, Switzerland, lovely. Yeah, it's my my
Speaker 13: beautiful wife's birthday. So that's gonna meet Cresonlan in Switzerland.
Speaker 1: No, we're going to Lake Geneva, Wisconsin. Oh that's worse.
Speaker 1: I mean that's the drunken scannies.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it'll be great. I can't wait. Yeah, did
Speaker 2: you think that? I actually thought Switzerland? No, I know
Speaker 2: you're not dumb. Day, You're not dumb.
Speaker 5: Going to do He's coming with us?
Speaker 2: Watch Bootball? Yeah, he's coming with us. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Does he wish he was staying home?
Speaker 13: I mean yeah, probably, but he'll have fun. It'll be
Speaker 13: great where we're staying as a sweet pool. There's a lake.
Speaker 13: It'll be awesome. Man, I can't wait.
Speaker 2: Pond would be good for you. Oh yeah, they have
Speaker 2: that too. But yeah. We'll drive through Toma, right by
Speaker 2: the Dell graphicalodity.
Speaker 4: You have to stop.
Speaker 2: I think there's a casino somewhere close Toake Geneva.
Speaker 4: There's a casino close to everywhere in the Midwest.
Speaker 1: They it's like remember when when cell service maps mattered,
Speaker 1: right when you would go to get your cell phone
Speaker 1: and you'd be like, show me your coverage map. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: that's those little circles, the bubbles, the cell service bubbles
Speaker 1: back in the day.
Speaker 2: That's how I feel about casinos.
Speaker 1: You're driving through the Midwest, like, I can feel one
Speaker 1: close and you google it narratives it's forty five minutes away. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so you're taking him to the casino.
Speaker 13: No, I just I like the wave of the casino.
Speaker 13: But yeah, it'll be great. What are you gonna get
Speaker 13: a Tooma?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's a geographical oddity. Yeah, geographic odity. You have to
Speaker 1: get gas, for sure. But I mean there's also every
Speaker 1: fast food joined the world. I don't think they have
Speaker 1: a canes, which is a good absolute joke. Probably put
Speaker 1: a canes in Tuma. I love calvers. M it's good.
Speaker 2: We'll do that. It'll be fun. And you've got how
Speaker 2: many days I'll be back on Wednesday?
Speaker 4: Durable?
Speaker 14: Okay, good man, good you got to see you may
Speaker 14: but now hogs Daniel, miss Bey, I didn't say you
Speaker 14: didn't see yes, and then you play initials one week
Speaker 14: from today. Yeah, man, that'll be fun. It's the last one, right, yep.
Speaker 14: Who do you got Matt Minster? Adam feeling but Gavin Gavin?
Speaker 2: Right? And then I'm a couple of Colorado I forgetting.
Speaker 13: Yeah, there's a couple of Colorado's in there, whom I
Speaker 13: forgetting our guy Daniel from.
Speaker 2: Oh Daniel Hastings.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Daniel can play yeah, yeah, all right, and Matt
Speaker 1: Minster can play a little.
Speaker 2: Don mos donn most Happy birthday?
Speaker 1: Oh man, birthday with us?
Speaker 5: About j C. Shazas is playing?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, happy birthday, Jason. Yep, that's right, yes, No,
Speaker 2: maybe I didn't sink.
Speaker 5: I'm trying to remember Anthony Rizzo was not an in zync.
Speaker 4: Nope, he was a rat on the Muppets. I do
Speaker 4: believe that.
Speaker 5: I'm trying to think of who elhould tell me he's
Speaker 5: playing next week? I think it's uh Esther Williams.
Speaker 4: Oh, who knows Esther Williams.
Speaker 5: I don't know that one swimming champion and actress from
Speaker 5: nineteen twenty one, Oh yes, what about you?
Speaker 1: I wonder why I didn't know that name.
Speaker 5: Aren't you? Did you tell me that Jerry Tartanian is
Speaker 5: playing next week?
Speaker 2: Tark the Shark.
Speaker 1: That's right, but I love Tark the Shark nucked on towels, man,
Speaker 1: what a weird thing. He would just put towels in
Speaker 1: his mouth. Yeah, and walk the sidelines after they were
Speaker 1: drenched in urine. Probably what Tark the Shark.
Speaker 5: Mel Tillis is playing. Uh, Bob cousy.
Speaker 2: Not a great day for birthdays. These are not the
Speaker 2: biggest playing. Yeah, that'd be fun.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the guy who invented the drink holder cooler.
Speaker 2: Oh that's that guy.
Speaker 5: Yep.
Speaker 2: Oh, I never knew that La is playing. Oh the
Speaker 2: stranger heard what I said? Hey, did you get Yes,
Speaker 2: I know we've talked about this in the past.
Speaker 1: Oh, I love Thomas Lennon. Oh hell, yes, that's Dangle.
Speaker 1: I know we've talked about this in the past. But no,
Speaker 1: there's the I think it's Amarello Slim, the poker player
Speaker 1: back in the day that used to have the birthday
Speaker 1: prop bet right, and he would walk into a room
Speaker 1: and basically bet bet you that some that two people
Speaker 1: in the room shared a birthday.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 1: You ever heard this bit oh yeah, don't google it.
Speaker 1: Don't google because IM gonna ask you something about it quickly. So,
Speaker 1: how many days are possible to have a birthday on?
Speaker 1: Technically three hundred and sixty six? Exactly three sixty six, right,
Speaker 1: there's three hundred and sixty six days that you could
Speaker 1: have possibly been born on.
Speaker 2: Do you know how many people you have to have
Speaker 2: in a room? Random people you have to have in
Speaker 2: a room for there to be.
Speaker 1: A fifty to fifty chance that two of them share
Speaker 1: a birthday? What would you guess? This will kind of
Speaker 1: blow your mind if you don't, if you don't know
Speaker 1: about this for a second, and it's still impossible to
Speaker 1: guess because the math is tricky. But how many people
Speaker 1: do you need random people do you need to have
Speaker 1: in a room for there to be a fifty to
Speaker 1: fifty chance that two of them share a birthday?
Speaker 2: I think that I haven't looked it up this morning,
Speaker 2: but I'm pretty sure this is the number.
Speaker 4: What would you guess? Forty Zach? Do you know you
Speaker 4: want to guess?
Speaker 10: I know, like that it's a paradox or something right,
Speaker 10: where like you would think it's more but it's actually way.
Speaker 4: Less or something.
Speaker 2: Think it is was it one in.
Speaker 4: One hundred and eighty or something?
Speaker 2: I don't know, is it two.
Speaker 1: Two?
Speaker 2: I don't know. Two people people, Maybe they have the
Speaker 2: same birthday.
Speaker 1: I think you think if two people are in a room,
Speaker 1: there's a fifty to fifty chance they share this.
Speaker 2: Well, that's a terrible guest.
Speaker 1: What if which is crazy because your first guest was
Speaker 1: insanely close, because I believe the answer is twenty three.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, twenty three?
Speaker 1: What if?
Speaker 2: Maths is here?
Speaker 1: So, because I think Amillos slim back in the day,
Speaker 1: if there was thirty people in the room, I think
Speaker 1: it's something like seventy percent.
Speaker 2: So he always would take the bet if.
Speaker 1: There was thirty people in the room because he knew
Speaker 1: he was a heavy favorite then so he lost the
Speaker 1: bet once in a while, but he'd be like, there
Speaker 1: were thirty people. He would bet people, Hey, I bet
Speaker 1: there's two people in this room that share a birthday, right,
Speaker 1: Because it's not just hey, let's just have everybody's birthday
Speaker 1: and let's just see it. It's you have a one
Speaker 1: in three sixty five chance against that person, and then
Speaker 1: you have a one in three sixty five against that person,
Speaker 1: and that person and then everybody gets to do it,
Speaker 1: and when you do the math twenty three times over,
Speaker 1: apparently it's a fifty to fifty chance.
Speaker 2: If there's twenty three people not nuts. It does seem
Speaker 2: like it should be way more. That's a badst all.
Speaker 2: What Amaillo's that's a great nickname.
Speaker 5: Sound like a cigarette or a country singer.
Speaker 1: Probably both, but old school legend in the poker world
Speaker 1: as well. But I think he was kind of the
Speaker 1: king of prop bets and d cut and probably probably yeah. Man,
Speaker 1: So the next time you're in a room with twenty
Speaker 1: to thirty people and you don't really know them, bet
Speaker 1: somebody in the room that two people share the same birthday,
Speaker 1: and you're a favorite. Not guaranteed, but you're the favorite.
Speaker 1: No nuts win some money. He also some people, do
Speaker 1: you know what Yuri won the probably early seventies, seventy
Speaker 1: two what she won?
Speaker 2: Well, hang on.
Speaker 1: First of all, I believe back in the day in
Speaker 1: the World Series of Poker, they voted who was the best.
Speaker 1: It wasn't like they didn't actually play down to a winner.
Speaker 1: They played a series of games and then they actually
Speaker 1: voted who was the best dumb and then they had
Speaker 1: to tell everybody of course, you can't vote for yourself
Speaker 1: because every these are poker players. Everybody's like I'm the best. Yeah,
Speaker 1: how much did he win? My guesses it was nowhere
Speaker 1: near a million. I guess like maybe one hundred thousand,
Speaker 1: sixty sixty thousand.
Speaker 5: Okay, that's not very much.
Speaker 2: Pretty solid for nineteen seventy two.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you should have quit nowhere near Lucas Jumalan's ten
Speaker 1: million from two days ago.
Speaker 5: Remember you beat Kylie Jenner.
Speaker 2: And Happy birthday Kylie?
Speaker 5: He did?
Speaker 7: He did?
Speaker 2: What you beat me?
Speaker 5: Who was gonnaoki?
Speaker 2: Who was going to play him in a biopic movie?
Speaker 5: Oh? Antonio?
Speaker 1: No, Happy birthday Antonio Banderis.
Speaker 2: You can get this?
Speaker 5: Was that Arquet?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 4: Why do you like herd Man?
Speaker 2: I can get this?
Speaker 4: How can I get this?
Speaker 2: We talk about him a lot.
Speaker 4: We talk about him a lot.
Speaker 2: A really good actor.
Speaker 5: I mean, Matthew McConaughey.
Speaker 2: That's uh, what here else we talked about it.
Speaker 4: We talked about him yesterday.
Speaker 1: Matt Damon He Dan Peterson, Nope, nope, Adrian Peterson was
Speaker 1: not going to play Amarillo slim?
Speaker 5: Who was not going to play a slim?
Speaker 2: You so hard?
Speaker 1: Give me a hint because I don't remember the show
Speaker 1: at all yesterday. Give me a hint without giving it away.
Speaker 2: I'm not good at that.
Speaker 1: But uh, an actor that we always talked about, and
Speaker 1: we talked about him yesterday.
Speaker 2: He's played a lot of movies in Vegas. Nick Cage.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know what he's playing, right, He's playing Johnny Madden.
Speaker 5: I guess, I guess.
Speaker 1: I'm I saw going straight Yeah, did you see that?
Speaker 1: I don't know if it went viral or not, but
Speaker 1: the tweet that I saw said it was like, Hey,
Speaker 1: the John Madden biopic is going straight to streaming and
Speaker 1: it's gonna skip the theatrical release. And somebody on my
Speaker 1: algorithm the response was, this is what they do when
Speaker 1: the movie's good.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so you followed the bags.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: It wasn't even somebody that I follow. It was like,
Speaker 1: you know, it was the feet that just gets algorithmically
Speaker 1: fed to you and somebody like, this is what they do.
Speaker 2: What in the movie is there's no chance it's good? Does?
Speaker 2: He doesn't look anything like John Madden? But whatever you
Speaker 2: I hope it's good. Yeah, you forgot what John looks like.
Speaker 1: I do love Nick Cage, though, even though he's made
Speaker 1: some terrible movies, but he's also made some badass films.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Amberillos slim uh Yeah, it would have been interesting.
Speaker 1: Yeah what if the whole movie just an hour and
Speaker 1: a half, him walking into bars and betting people share
Speaker 1: birthdays at ninety minutes, you just get to see how
Speaker 1: many times he wins the bet uh more of the powers.
Speaker 1: I why don't you after this?
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Speaker 2: Welcome back.
Speaker 4: Ours your morning shot, Come here alive.
Speaker 5: Friday morning, this shot, yep, that's.
Speaker 4: Right, fanam w.
Speaker 1: FINALIM taking in and.
Speaker 2: This is my god? It is man right, cool mode,
Speaker 2: that's right.
Speaker 5: Dinner being a heapsday, Cool mode.
Speaker 1: Now I'm feeling all its dead.
Speaker 5: Parish is here.
Speaker 2: I don't know head you not ready to say no?
Speaker 1: Go with us? Cool mode is.
Speaker 2: Sixty three yet.
Speaker 5: That's not too old, man, No, come in.
Speaker 1: Birthday is tomorrow with sixty four?
Speaker 4: Hi Mark, Hi? Are we doing guys?
Speaker 2: Good? Are you feeling good?
Speaker 1: Ready?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, as ready as I do every Friday.
Speaker 4: What a story, Mark, I thought it was one of
Speaker 4: my daughter once.
Speaker 2: I mean, you have the great unknown. We have no
Speaker 2: idea how good Rick's can it be?
Speaker 15: Well?
Speaker 4: Frank can play too, Frank can play. Frank can play.
Speaker 4: Don't discount Parker or Alicia park I saw Parker Wednesday
Speaker 4: night at the Beauty League. He was a little nervous.
Speaker 4: I was already calming him down. So hey, you never know,
Speaker 4: get the right set of initials or the wrong ones.
Speaker 4: What the hell was he doing at the Beauty League?
Speaker 4: Taylor Heisey watching his wife. He's got a They got
Speaker 4: a great puppy, just beautiful. Oh no, I did nothing.
Speaker 2: Good looking dog Instagram. Yeah it is.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Taylor was playing after our game, the Element versus Tree.
Speaker 4: I believe I know that, Honey. A couple more. Yeah,
Speaker 4: this is the last year. There was a good crowd
Speaker 4: out there on Wednesday night, which was great. So I mean,
Speaker 4: it's it's it's a great event. The players love it.
Speaker 4: It's four and four and and you know all the
Speaker 4: all the proceeds go to charity, so it's it really
Speaker 4: is a great event. But at the same time, I
Speaker 4: understand it's it's a ton of work for Hankinson and
Speaker 4: MacAlpine and and this is kind of crunch time in
Speaker 4: the summertime for for agents and representatives and whatnot. So
Speaker 4: I can kind of see where it's, uh why, it's
Speaker 4: kind of they're ready to move on because.
Speaker 5: We can, right, I guess right, lady.
Speaker 16: Replaceable replaceable, Yeah, she did a new story about sauce replaceable.
Speaker 5: Why would we replace them?
Speaker 16: Because we can?
Speaker 2: Why does she do stories?
Speaker 4: I was so happy enjoying it.
Speaker 1: Let's think about it, like, you should be the most
Speaker 1: happy that we are guaranteed human because I for years
Speaker 1: was trying to build a case that meets us robot
Speaker 1: would save this company of fortune.
Speaker 16: Replaceable yeah, because.
Speaker 1: I'm like, we can do the same thing with the robot.
Speaker 1: The program can do the exact same thing. And now
Speaker 1: they're like, it's got to be guaranteed human. You can't
Speaker 1: have fake voice because we can. And again the clock's
Speaker 1: taken on that next next pamful of months or years,
Speaker 1: half the stations are going to be AI robots. So
Speaker 1: it was fun for a second to say guaranteed human. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that won't last. We tried we tried. Yeah, we did
Speaker 1: the public relations thing right. It looked good for a second.
Speaker 1: We're just going to pay humans. I mean, the brand
Speaker 1: is obviously human. That's clearly a real person.
Speaker 16: A gun and a grand give me a grand Oh
Speaker 16: my god, replaceable very.
Speaker 5: Well. Guys want the leftovers?
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's just do that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, leftovers, sure love leftovers.
Speaker 5: Thank you me too, man, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm.
Speaker 5: Do you like the live golf tournament? Sauce? I can't remember.
Speaker 5: I do not.
Speaker 2: I've watched it once.
Speaker 4: Oh I think I gave it about yeah, ten minutes.
Speaker 1: It's uh, that's how long Sauce watched a bootball. Yeah,
Speaker 1: ten minutes worth it.
Speaker 5: Well, an outside investor is swooping in to save the
Speaker 5: Live golf Tournament, whatever you call it. CEO Scott O'Neill
Speaker 5: announced an agreement with an as yet unidentified party to
Speaker 5: keep the money flowing after the Saudi government pulled its
Speaker 5: back in earlier this year.
Speaker 1: It's weird when you see a company that you're like,
Speaker 1: this thing is doomed to fail, and then they find
Speaker 1: somebody that has millions of dollars I'll throw money at it.
Speaker 2: It's like when you hear that somebody bought my space again.
Speaker 2: You go cute?
Speaker 4: Why?
Speaker 1: Yeah, good luck with that, buddy. There must be rough
Speaker 1: having that much money. Can I ask probably an unanswerable question,
Speaker 1: can't wait, especially for radio.
Speaker 13: I would bet that the Saudi government. It's not even
Speaker 13: a question, no, definitely a statement.
Speaker 2: Here's my question. How do I wordless? Is a question?
Speaker 2: Don't start with a word that you know asks a
Speaker 2: question like who, what, when?
Speaker 1: Where?
Speaker 4: And why?
Speaker 13: Do you think it's bad that a the Saudi government,
Speaker 13: which probably has close to endless money, is backing out
Speaker 13: of that.
Speaker 5: I think they're bored.
Speaker 4: They're losing money.
Speaker 13: Yeah, but they threw so much money at everyone was
Speaker 13: close to anyone who has endless money. But they still
Speaker 13: are losing money. Correct and even like so it didn't
Speaker 13: to your point that guy, I don't do that. Don't
Speaker 13: put money in it, let it die out. And uh yeah,
Speaker 13: I mean I Bryson doesn't seem to want to do it.
Speaker 13: He'd rather just be a YouTube golfer.
Speaker 1: Apparently Seventh Avenue Pizzas behind the revival. I guess Matt's
Speaker 1: got that much money.
Speaker 2: Good for Matt? Yeah, how do you like to live?
Speaker 1: Golf tour?
Speaker 2: Love it I'll watch it every day went on.
Speaker 1: But you know the best part about the Live Golf
Speaker 1: Tour is that it's available at Brinks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Marketplace and Lunds yeah, and by your lease anywhere.
Speaker 4: Well, when I started working for the while, it was
Speaker 4: Fox Sports and they were losing a ton of money,
Speaker 4: and then it went to Bally's and they were losing
Speaker 4: a ton of money, and then uh FSN picked it up.
Speaker 13: Was a.
Speaker 4: I don't know ye whoever whoever picked it up last
Speaker 4: literally everybody, everyone that bought it within like two months
Speaker 4: was saying, oh, this is going to go bankrupt, So like,
Speaker 4: what what did you buy it for?
Speaker 8: It?
Speaker 1: Well, now, can we all just agree to not call
Speaker 1: it the zone? Do we have to say, watch the
Speaker 1: Wolves game tonight on does Zone? Pull your hands up?
Speaker 1: Those two over there will never have to worry about it.
Speaker 4: I honestly had no idea what you were talking about.
Speaker 1: Yeah, d a z end they'll have to worry by
Speaker 1: the rope. I don't like what you Where does the
Speaker 1: rope ring for you? In terms of clue murder weapons,
Speaker 1: I mean it's gotta be. I mean the revolvers the
Speaker 1: best one, that's.
Speaker 4: The laziest one. It's the laziest one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, candlestick's pretty Yeah, beaten it, beat death with a
Speaker 1: candlestick with Oh that's aggressive, that's some severe hate. That's
Speaker 1: why Tommy got stuck in Chicago.
Speaker 2: He loves the candle. Tommy in Chicago with the candlestick. Yeah,
Speaker 2: how does he put it out?
Speaker 5: He puts his snip together and blows.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 5: And the Eagles are extending their residency at the Sphere
Speaker 5: in Las Vegas. In a post on Instagram, the band
Speaker 5: said four additional shows have been added due to overwhelming demand. Okay, anuary.
Speaker 5: They booked seventy two shows at the Sphere since twenty
Speaker 5: twenty four, damn their longest, making their residency the longest
Speaker 5: in the venues history. I saw him once. It's awesome.
Speaker 1: Does the Sphere have an announced list of bands in
Speaker 1: the next year or two that are trending? Because obviously
Speaker 1: we heard the tool rumors that we talked about that
Speaker 1: even yesterday.
Speaker 2: I think is that a rumor?
Speaker 5: I thought it was confirmed?
Speaker 2: Is it maybe? But who else is?
Speaker 1: Like? Who else is around the corner? I know Metallica
Speaker 1: is playing, right, Metallica is playing the Sphere?
Speaker 2: Who else there? Video?
Speaker 5: Let me take a look at.
Speaker 2: Karen Leon.
Speaker 5: Oh he's talking a different language.
Speaker 2: He's doing dual lingo. He's keeping a streak going. Can
Speaker 2: I be mean for a second?
Speaker 14: Oh?
Speaker 13: Man, sure, Karen Leone, I've never heard of there that
Speaker 13: is there? But like tool or Day, Sure, what the
Speaker 13: hell is Karen Leo?
Speaker 2: Maybe car Leon?
Speaker 4: Well that's terrible.
Speaker 5: Maybe she's the best in the world.
Speaker 10: Mexican singer songwriter specializes in regional Mexican music.
Speaker 1: So you don't think she's good enough? You want her
Speaker 1: to go home? See? Yes, so you miss and you
Speaker 1: want her out of here? Yes you did.
Speaker 2: But why is that going on when we can.
Speaker 13: Have that.
Speaker 1: Joy? He's a person and he's playing the sphere.
Speaker 2: Karen Leone a dude, a guy. That's a big enough
Speaker 2: deal to play this sphere. You're not playing this spear.
Speaker 1: You know what else?
Speaker 5: Huge listener on the stream.
Speaker 2: He loves words.
Speaker 13: Sorry, Yeah, it's just Karen Leon, the Eagles and Metallica
Speaker 13: until at least March of twenty twenty.
Speaker 4: Well, there you go.
Speaker 5: There'll be more at it. You wouldn't see, no doubt,
Speaker 5: no doubt, still the doubt.
Speaker 2: He was just agreed with me.
Speaker 5: There's no doubt. Kenny Chesney that show would be crappy,
Speaker 5: extreet boy. Karen de Leon the eaglays Metallica. I think
Speaker 5: Metallic already did something too, didn't they.
Speaker 4: I don't know, I know, I can't remember.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: It's starting October now, Truck, you're not going to that
Speaker 2: Perry who said I'm not.
Speaker 5: Yeah, who said a good point? What are you Why
Speaker 5: you're trying to box him in? Yeah, don't box him in?
Speaker 5: Don't box me in? Why are you boxing?
Speaker 2: I'll of all of you, definitely booking the second Tool
Speaker 2: goes on sale, Yeah, and then the band Yeah, sure.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And I want to see Tool in Vegas as
Speaker 4: close as possible.
Speaker 1: Again again from page Sports after this, Mark Parrish is
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Speaker 8: Come on.
Speaker 2: From the one eight hundred.
Speaker 5: Ask you now, we're running really late, so we'll get
Speaker 5: right to sports. Mccrey remind me at some point are
Speaker 5: we running this late?
Speaker 2: We are, right? Yeah, yeah, this is front Pace Force.
Speaker 5: I gotta tell you, guys, I saw the inside of
Speaker 5: my my esophagus yesterday.
Speaker 2: Oh hot, yeah, loaded my dad.
Speaker 5: Never mind, he cleaned it out for me.
Speaker 2: Oh he went with you, right he did.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: He been warning to hold my hand while they snaked
Speaker 5: the camera down my throat. Oh yeah, I got to
Speaker 5: tell you what I saw.
Speaker 4: It's just the crazy, isn't it?
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Speaker 1: Detroit Lions three years, sixty seven point five million dollars.
Speaker 1: That's the highest paid contract in NFL history for a
Speaker 1: running back up to seventy five point seventy five million,
Speaker 1: with fifty one point five million guaranteed twelve overall pick
Speaker 1: in twenty twenty three.
Speaker 2: He's only twenty four years.
Speaker 1: Old, and as I tend to do from time to time,
Speaker 1: I like to try to attach trivia.
Speaker 2: To sports news.
Speaker 4: Welcome.
Speaker 2: Chris's half out the door to.
Speaker 4: Be like he's farting, I hope, so I assume he's
Speaker 4: being very nice to me trying to put it in
Speaker 4: the hallway.
Speaker 11: There we go.
Speaker 4: Thanks Hak, I appreciate that, bro, this sweet guy.
Speaker 2: Are they that bad hogs? Are they that bad hawk?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I had eggs.
Speaker 1: Very nice of you, all right, So check this out
Speaker 1: Jamiir Gibbs. Yes, I hope Sauce didn't read this. He
Speaker 1: might have though he reads sports news.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah, he does do that. This isn't the question.
Speaker 1: But anybody have any idea how many touchdowns Jamiir Gibbs
Speaker 1: has through the first three years of his career.
Speaker 4: Would you guess?
Speaker 5: You know, I bet it's less than we think, because, yeah,
Speaker 5: because he has.
Speaker 4: To split what's his name punches a lot of them men, Yeah.
Speaker 2: What's his name? What's the guy that normally punches in
Speaker 2: the touchdowns?
Speaker 5: Or you're talking about for the Detroit Lions. Of course,
Speaker 5: do you really want me to answer this or you're
Speaker 5: just being silly? No, if you already know this, and
Speaker 5: I think Bill Scars Guard.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Bill scars Guard or Dan Levy.
Speaker 5: It's one of the two. They have a couple of
Speaker 5: different guys.
Speaker 2: From ass Creek.
Speaker 5: You heard what I said.
Speaker 4: Fifteen fifteen, you said, I'm gonna I'm gonna go seventeen.
Speaker 2: He has had to split a lot of time with
Speaker 2: David Montgomery.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he has forty nine. Oh my lord, No, that's
Speaker 1: all nice. And he's had a split time and he
Speaker 1: has forty nine. So that's not only is it impressive,
Speaker 1: it's the record, well some of him has the most
Speaker 1: in NFL history for a player through his first three seasons,
Speaker 1: breaking the previous record of forty seven. Here's the trivia
Speaker 1: question set by blank. Adrian Peterson Lt. Lawrence Taylor played defense,
Speaker 1: Tom Kidding No, Eric Dickerson Nope, Dusty mind nopeyon very
Speaker 1: Sanders Fellow detroit lyon running back Barry Sanders.
Speaker 4: Both of them are incredible to watch.
Speaker 13: I think in two thousand and six, Laadian Tom Winson
Speaker 13: had I think it was thirty total touchdowns. Yesterday on
Speaker 13: PA's show, Charts announced his new Fantasy Football World show
Speaker 13: and that will be back on Saturdays. He thinks Gibbs
Speaker 13: could have a similar season this year because there's no Montgomery,
Speaker 13: there are defenses bad. They're going to be behind a
Speaker 13: lot and they're going to score a ton of points.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just rushing alone in his first three seasons ten touchdowns,
Speaker 1: then sixteen, then thirteen. But he also has ten receiving
Speaker 1: touchdowns in the last three years as well.
Speaker 2: He's the best.
Speaker 4: He is incredible to watch.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and do you remember everybody does when they drafted him,
Speaker 1: it was like what because he was supposed to be
Speaker 1: a late first rounder. Remember there were rumors that the
Speaker 1: Vikings had their eye on him. And I think we
Speaker 1: were in the early twenties or something. Yeah, I forget
Speaker 1: exactly where we were. I think it's when we took
Speaker 1: Addison maybe, Yeah, and it was like whoa twelve?
Speaker 2: What are they doing?
Speaker 4: And they nailed it. They nailed it.
Speaker 2: He's good.
Speaker 1: Vikings preseason game number one is next Saturday at noon
Speaker 1: at the Giants in New Jersey.
Speaker 2: You can hear that right here on the fan.
Speaker 1: Season opener is Sunday, September thirteenth against the Green Bay
Speaker 1: Packs at three twenty five three preseason games that's right
Speaker 1: for the Vikings this year away home away, that is
Speaker 1: correct at the Giants home against Baltimore at the Denver Bronco.
Speaker 5: I cannot wait to watch those what do you call
Speaker 5: interest squads things with Baltimore.
Speaker 2: That's going to be so much two weeks from now, right, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's not not next week, the week after.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that'll be great.
Speaker 5: Yeah that's right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, sorry, yeah, can't wait.
Speaker 5: That'll be good.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 5: Take a look and see what that quarterback looks like
Speaker 5: against an opposing defense that wants blood.
Speaker 2: And as you've said before, Hawk, that's the closest a lot.
Speaker 13: Of the stars get to a like real action, right,
Speaker 13: that's right, yeah, because they go hard.
Speaker 5: I said that.
Speaker 13: You have said that, though I did multiple times. You
Speaker 13: hate me, but I'm like, no, not after what my
Speaker 13: dad saw yesterday. Yeah, so what you see?
Speaker 5: Have you ever looked inside I already asked that you've
Speaker 5: never had I may invest him. So inside your your esophagus,
Speaker 5: where your voices, you know, where you're You call them
Speaker 5: vocal cords, but they're actually.
Speaker 4: Vocal folds is what they're called. Oh yeah, it's a
Speaker 4: v looks like this.
Speaker 5: And as you talk, they they do this and right
Speaker 5: and back and forth like that. When it's flapping, air
Speaker 5: comes through and that's what that's how you talk. It's
Speaker 5: the craziest thing. So she snakes this camera through my
Speaker 5: nose and down into my not great.
Speaker 2: God, damn that that makes me uncomfortable just hearing it.
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 5: It's the third time I've had it happen this little
Speaker 5: journey I've been on. And they put like man like
Speaker 5: no volcano in your nose so that it, you know,
Speaker 5: doesn't hurt necessarily, but it's down there. But the worst
Speaker 5: one was yesterday and she is just great, but I'm
Speaker 5: in order for her to watch my my vocal folds
Speaker 5: moving back and forth, I had to sing and talk
Speaker 5: and make noises while she had it down in there
Speaker 5: and not gag at the same time, not throwing.
Speaker 2: Actually, that's weird.
Speaker 15: I did.
Speaker 5: I did because she had me sing something that was
Speaker 5: comfortable for me to sing.
Speaker 2: But they literally they go like this.
Speaker 5: And I had a vocal hemorrhage at some point. I
Speaker 5: didn't know it, and that's why I've been having trouble
Speaker 5: with my voice. I had like a polyp or something
Speaker 5: that exploded on my vocal fold, and so I have
Speaker 5: this damage on the left side of my my vocal
Speaker 5: fold that so they don't go all the way together.
Speaker 5: So the reason I sound like a sound right now
Speaker 5: is because there's air coming through when there shouldn't be
Speaker 5: air coming through. It's freaking fascinating. I gotta take steroids.
Speaker 2: And finally, I can't wait.
Speaker 5: I can't wait. But at some point during the winter here,
Speaker 5: after the gigs season's over, I got to take seven days,
Speaker 5: seven days without speaking, seven days.
Speaker 2: Go to like a monastery, I know, I know, go
Speaker 2: to the top of a mountain.
Speaker 5: It's what I'm thinking.
Speaker 4: Just meditate for seven straight.
Speaker 5: So for a lot of you powers of listeners out there,
Speaker 5: your dreams are about to come true.
Speaker 1: But can I make a suggestion, Sure, Las Vegas, right,
Speaker 1: gamble by yourself. I'm enabling your gambling addiction, but I'm
Speaker 1: just saying in general, you know you like to gamble solo.
Speaker 1: You don't have to talk to anybody. Yeah, just wander around,
Speaker 1: be good. Yeah, go hike in the mountains.
Speaker 4: To a minimum. Yeah.
Speaker 13: It's also a hunt for buffalo during the night. It's
Speaker 13: also a quick way to make a hundred bucks. If
Speaker 13: you see him, just walk up to me. I'll pay
Speaker 13: you to walk away.
Speaker 5: Well that's for too, I might need a hundred bucks.
Speaker 5: So you don't have to talk to you know.
Speaker 4: You're you're on camera, right, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: But interesting, seven days of silence.
Speaker 5: Yeah, five to seven days, so I'm not talking at all,
Speaker 5: which is gonna be very, very tough. But I feel
Speaker 5: like I have strep throat every day all the time.
Speaker 5: Oh man, I have for about two months. I'm sorry,
Speaker 5: Thank you, buddy. I appreciate it. Trying not to be
Speaker 5: a little b word. That's me right there when she
Speaker 5: sneaked that thing down my throat yesterday. I don't know
Speaker 5: how you do it, Zach Wow, Sorry, buddy, I'm just
Speaker 5: trying to make humor out it.
Speaker 2: You'll get the man.
Speaker 5: That's what my doctor said. Did you go to I
Speaker 5: was a mystery doctor. Love no, man. You know it's
Speaker 5: It's good though, because secretly, for the last almost two months,
Speaker 5: I didn't know what was going on because I was
Speaker 5: losing my voice. Like every day after the show, I
Speaker 5: could barely talk. So it was good to see a
Speaker 5: that there's a reason for it, and b that eventually
Speaker 5: it can get better. But I just I got to
Speaker 5: quit singing so much. It's just the bottom line. I've
Speaker 5: been talking in the morning and then singing at night.
Speaker 5: There's only so much you can, especially when you.
Speaker 2: Get old sauce.
Speaker 1: I just chat gpted his affliction and it says it's
Speaker 1: contagious and that they also suggest that you take seven
Speaker 1: days off and not speak.
Speaker 2: That's right.
Speaker 5: And they said you should wear an affliction coat as well.
Speaker 2: Kevin borrow yours, I've got one.
Speaker 7: You do.
Speaker 2: They say you should dress like Breaking Benjamin in two
Speaker 2: thousand and nine.
Speaker 5: I do, and that you should wear eyeshadow, but they
Speaker 5: don't think there's enough eyeshadow in the world to cover
Speaker 5: your head.
Speaker 2: That's all how you were.
Speaker 5: I don't know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I'm just it's the polyps.
Speaker 1: Just leave them along.
Speaker 2: It's the camera that went down his throat.
Speaker 5: Check us out. Though Court tried this. Everybody listening as
Speaker 5: you're listen, try this right now. I just you know,
Speaker 5: you know how you talk like I'm talking right now,
Speaker 5: So just say your name, say Corey, Corey. Okay, now
Speaker 5: think of saying Corey, but think that your voice is
Speaker 5: coming out of your nose. Say Corey, just regularly, and
Speaker 5: then say it as if you think it's coming out
Speaker 5: of your nose.
Speaker 2: How do you even do that?
Speaker 5: Just just just place it in. Just like you if
Speaker 5: you if I told you to think your voice is
Speaker 5: coming out of your toe, you could do it even
Speaker 5: though it's not really happening. Do the same thing with
Speaker 5: my note with your nose, say Corey, and then say
Speaker 5: it as if you think it's coming out of your nose.
Speaker 2: I literally don't understand. I can.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to like process in my head, like, how
Speaker 1: do I think it's coming out of my nose?
Speaker 2: So I'm not saying it, I just think it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're saying it just like you normally would, but
Speaker 5: think as if the instead of coming out of your
Speaker 5: mouth is coming out of your nose. See if you
Speaker 5: can do it?
Speaker 2: So, but I am saying it that you're saying it.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah right yeah, Corey, No, I can't. I
Speaker 2: don't feel that at all. Really, No, how do you
Speaker 2: do that? How do you imagine that it's coming out
Speaker 2: of a difference?
Speaker 1: How do you imagine it's coming out of a different hole?
Speaker 9: Right?
Speaker 13: Oh?
Speaker 2: Can anybody here do that?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Am I losing my mind? How can you do it? Yeah?
Speaker 5: I'll do it right now. Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris.
Speaker 2: Sauce, you tried? Am I losing?
Speaker 1: Maybe I'm nuts?
Speaker 2: I had.
Speaker 1: I didn't feel anything being different doing that, Sauce. Oh,
Speaker 1: talk normally, God, Kelly's the saint talk normally. But try
Speaker 1: to picture it coming out of your nose. Imagine that
Speaker 1: come out of you.
Speaker 5: That's just use your imagination.
Speaker 1: Oh, I don't know why you keep changing your voice
Speaker 1: a little bit, but that's that what he That is
Speaker 1: what it does, though it weird.
Speaker 5: You can if you do that, if you picture it,
Speaker 5: it lowers your esophagus mentally so that you put less
Speaker 5: strain on your phote.
Speaker 2: I did it yesterday and I.
Speaker 1: Don't know you did that, sauce. Do it again, but
Speaker 1: pretend it's coming out of your ass.
Speaker 15: Go, oh.
Speaker 2: What I think he just defecated?
Speaker 4: His name sound like Linda Blair.
Speaker 1: And if you were watching campeon dot com slash Watch,
Speaker 1: he blinked.
Speaker 4: Only one eye.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the only I that have that works anymore?
Speaker 2: What falling apart? My allergies are so bad. One of
Speaker 2: your eyes is not working all the time? Which one?
Speaker 2: This one? It is like half shut. Yeah, I didn't
Speaker 2: notice it until you just pointed at it. I rub
Speaker 2: it a lot.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you doing apart?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought I was the least healthy. One turns
Speaker 1: out I'm not you guys are falling apart.
Speaker 5: The key the life apparently stayed in your basement doing nothing.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you.
Speaker 5: I know you always say it, but you're right.
Speaker 2: Why do people go outside?
Speaker 1: I don't know what really matters is after this scores
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Speaker 5: Is there any part of your core that any party
Speaker 5: of this happiness footbus season?
Speaker 1: It's not football season yet. I will love when the
Speaker 1: football season actually starts, which is what a month. I
Speaker 1: hate preseason football, but love the Vikings, love the I
Speaker 1: love football. I don't, uh, I don't hate sports. It's
Speaker 1: just not my priority in life anymore. I do love
Speaker 1: NFL football. It's a ton of fun. This ain't NFL football.
Speaker 1: This is a scam.
Speaker 2: They need it, though, can I ask you? They need it?
Speaker 2: The fans don't. I do hate it. Go on, you
Speaker 2: don't have to do famline anymore.
Speaker 13: Go on.
Speaker 2: I can't wait for next Saturday.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and it's awesome and we like it.
Speaker 1: I like you guys like it. Thank you, But it's
Speaker 1: it's uh, it's nails on a chalkboard for me. But
Speaker 1: when the season starts, what is it Wednesday, September or
Speaker 1: something or other?
Speaker 2: Right, Seahawks Patriots? Sure, one hundred percent. I'm watching that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's football that matters.
Speaker 9: Yea man.
Speaker 2: But what really matters is this. Uh. The ten game
Speaker 2: win streak for the Minnesota Lynx is over.
Speaker 1: They closed on DraftKings as sixteen and a half point
Speaker 1: favorites and lost to the Sparks eighty nine eighty two.
Speaker 1: They got outscored twenty three to eleven in the fourth quarter,
Speaker 1: including an eight nothing run to end it.
Speaker 2: I know we don't.
Speaker 1: I know we don't rely on our bench much, right
Speaker 1: because the links are no pun intended. They're top heavy, right,
Speaker 1: they are all about that top five. They're just they're
Speaker 1: all stars right there. Their starting lineup is nothing but freaks.
Speaker 2: They're awesome. But how about our bench?
Speaker 1: One for eight All of those shots were three point attempts,
Speaker 1: one for eight and three points. Wow, So you know,
Speaker 1: just came in and show bricks. That doesn't help. Yeah,
Speaker 1: ten game win streak. Snap, They're now twenty five and seven.
Speaker 1: Nobody's panicking, but still sixteen and a half point favorites
Speaker 1: and you lose by seven. Up next, speaking of Juggernauts,
Speaker 1: how about Vegas here tomorrow at noon?
Speaker 13: Wow?
Speaker 1: I hate peewee, But what really matters is this.
Speaker 5: Yeah, this is a terrible bad scene. In Chicago, Illinois
Speaker 5: detectives are investigating a funeral home on Chicago's South Side.
Speaker 12: More than fifty decomposing bodies were discovered at the South
Speaker 12: Side Chapel on ninety fifth Street. This man says he's
Speaker 12: noticed unusual smells in the area.
Speaker 17: Every time I come through here, I smell a foul
Speaker 17: smell in the air. And I was wondering what the
Speaker 17: smell was, and I kept thinking maybe it was the seuwer.
Speaker 12: The Cook County Medical Examiner's Office is working with authorities
Speaker 12: to identify the bodies right away and notify their families.
Speaker 12: I'm Perry Williams.
Speaker 1: What the hell was?
Speaker 2: Why Williams?
Speaker 14: On?
Speaker 1: Can you fast forward to.
Speaker 11: Knows?
Speaker 3: This is last day.
Speaker 1: We just did a story about fifty decomposing bodies, and
Speaker 1: all I can think about was that guy's ridiculous broadcast
Speaker 1: closed families.
Speaker 9: I'm Perry Williams.
Speaker 15: What is that?
Speaker 2: Did it hit the slope? I don't know what did it?
Speaker 1: What just happened?
Speaker 2: I'm one bit jesus.
Speaker 9: I'm Perry Williams.
Speaker 5: That can't be right.
Speaker 2: It can't be It does sound like it sounds like
Speaker 2: it's an editing mistake.
Speaker 9: This please, I'm Perry Williams.
Speaker 2: What is that? I don't know, Perry, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Is that how you put your tour?
Speaker 5: His batteries run out?
Speaker 4: Anyway?
Speaker 5: Decomposing bodies?
Speaker 1: That's I'm on past that story. Let's talk about.
Speaker 9: I'm will.
Speaker 4: Sing it or something?
Speaker 2: Is that your if you was a person.
Speaker 10: My best nerd guess is that he just copies and
Speaker 10: pastes his own tagline, which is really weird. Why would
Speaker 10: you not just say to yourself? And he copied and
Speaker 10: pasted it into a different like you know when you
Speaker 10: open up Adobe and there's like different like frequencies like
Speaker 10: forty four one eight, that's my guess, But why.
Speaker 2: Would you not just just say it seconds? That's the
Speaker 2: easiest part to not.
Speaker 12: Buy Perry Wills, Oh my god, this is what happens
Speaker 12: to you or when he grows up and becomes a
Speaker 12: news reporter.
Speaker 2: What else does he sound exactly like he sounds Play
Speaker 2: it again.
Speaker 9: I'm Perry Williams.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it sounds like a helium balloon running out of helium.
Speaker 2: You know, the people that speak on helium have like
Speaker 2: extremely high pitched but it sounds like the end the
Speaker 2: what the end of it?
Speaker 4: And you're running out of helium and it doesn't matter what.
Speaker 2: Is so depressed?
Speaker 9: Exactly families, I'm Perry will Yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean you could have said it's buffalo Bill, it's.
Speaker 1: Mill that sounds like Stephen Wright when to.
Speaker 2: McDonald's yeah, I should have said that.
Speaker 5: What about that dude who's like.
Speaker 17: The foul smell in the air And I was wondering
Speaker 17: what the smell was, and I kept thinking maybe it
Speaker 17: was the seuler.
Speaker 2: That guy, Yeah, that guy seems awesome.
Speaker 5: He does.
Speaker 2: I like that guy.
Speaker 5: But he walked by the every days like there's a
Speaker 5: foul smell in the ell.
Speaker 1: You just keep doing swazey impressions all week. The Twins
Speaker 1: came back and beat the Royals four to three. They
Speaker 1: were down three to one in the eighth. He scored
Speaker 1: three on RBI singles from Bell and Lee to end
Speaker 1: a four game losing streak.
Speaker 2: That was a big bow smelling well, yeah, and it
Speaker 2: was the Royals.
Speaker 1: The Twins are at the Drunken Scanies tonight, Tomorrow and Sunday.
Speaker 2: The Drunken Skanies have an unbelievable record.
Speaker 1: The Twins are now tied for second with Cleveland, three
Speaker 1: games behind Chicago.
Speaker 2: Chicago just got swept by Boston. Check this out. I
Speaker 2: hope nobody heard this or read this.
Speaker 1: You guys are familiar with the Boston Red Sox, correct, Mark,
Speaker 1: I want you to go first. Oh, in the last
Speaker 1: thirty six games, how many games have the Red Sox
Speaker 1: won out of their last thirty six. I don't know
Speaker 1: if you're following baseball at all, maybe you think they're awesome.
Speaker 1: Maybe you think they're awful, maybe you have no idea why.
Speaker 1: I'm asking how many games out of the last thirty
Speaker 1: six have the Boston Red Sox one.
Speaker 4: Yes, because they're probably hot. I'm gonna say thirty two.
Speaker 5: Chris, there's a foul smell in the well, and twenty four, Zach.
Speaker 13: I mean only a couple of them are hot. But
Speaker 13: I'd say twenty two, twenty you two and Sauce, So yeah,
Speaker 13: I think. So is it like thirty one, thirty.
Speaker 2: One and five.
Speaker 1: I think that that was on eighth straight and so
Speaker 1: since the I think it's the break, there's something like
Speaker 1: seventeen and three.
Speaker 13: Yeah, they I think I saw a stat the other
Speaker 13: day that said it took them seventy three games to
Speaker 13: win their first thirty and it took thirty five to
Speaker 13: win their next thirty.
Speaker 4: Yeah, how about that?
Speaker 2: So they they want they've won eight straight, they swept
Speaker 2: the White Sox.
Speaker 1: I don't know, thirty one and five in their last
Speaker 1: thirty six. That's that's a run. That is a run
Speaker 1: and a half.
Speaker 4: Jeez.
Speaker 2: But what really matters is.
Speaker 9: This, Please, I'm Perry William.
Speaker 2: So funny that like is making my day.
Speaker 1: I know it was a story about fifty decomposing bodies
Speaker 1: that smell so bad everybody gets walking by thinks it's
Speaker 1: a sewer problem.
Speaker 9: But he's Perry will Harry Williams.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what if everything we guessed is wrong and he
Speaker 1: just said it exactly like that. That's not an editing problem,
Speaker 1: that's not a speed problem or adobe. It's just anyway,
Speaker 1: there's fifty dead bodies that are decomposing.
Speaker 2: And nine Perry Williams. What if he ends every single.
Speaker 5: Like somebody shouldn't have hired.
Speaker 10: Well, maybe that's what happened. What if like between the
Speaker 10: end of the story, before he tagged his name, they
Speaker 10: fired him, like, well, I'm Perry Williams.
Speaker 1: Somebody just had a pink slip and slammed it up
Speaker 1: against the glass and he sought mid close.
Speaker 5: By the second I'm Perry Williams. It is Nashville, you
Speaker 5: know what, it's National Sea Serpentage.
Speaker 16: Today we lean hard into mythology or reality depended upon
Speaker 16: if you believe, and about forty four percent of us do.
Speaker 16: We celebrate the legends the Luckness Monster in Scotland, Oga
Speaker 16: Pogo in Canada, and the Gloucester sea serpent in Massachusetts
Speaker 16: because we can today embrace the tale of ocean monsters
Speaker 16: rising from the depths, because thousands say they've seen them
Speaker 16: and it's fun to believe.
Speaker 5: I'm Pree Tennis, I'm Perry Williams.
Speaker 4: Whoa is it really reality?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 4: If it's not, I mean, even though you believe, it
Speaker 4: doesn't have to be reality.
Speaker 18: Because it doesn't exist, because that's nonsense, because you're an
Speaker 18: adult man.
Speaker 4: He said it way better.
Speaker 18: It's my favorite SoundBite of all time because it doesn't exist,
Speaker 18: because that's nonsense, because you're an adult.
Speaker 13: Or are you going to say, Paul, Yeah, there's a
Speaker 13: pretty uh convincing picture of the oga pogo in the water.
Speaker 19: I've never heard of the old same it's uh for
Speaker 19: to buy one, get one? Yeah, I've heard by bring
Speaker 19: your own beer, Yeah, bring you as So hang on?
Speaker 1: Was she saying that forty four percent of us specifically
Speaker 1: believe in sea serpent myths or just myths in.
Speaker 2: General, just myth? Okay?
Speaker 1: Emailing me right now, because I'm like, all right, I
Speaker 1: know there's people that believe in ghosts and some other stuff,
Speaker 1: but I'm like, if forty four percent of people think
Speaker 1: there are Mermaids and Ogo Pogo whatever the hell that is,
Speaker 1: and Mancy, if we are for for it almost half
Speaker 1: of the population. Should we just shut this whole thing down.
Speaker 4: I think we're a lost cuss at that point.
Speaker 13: You know.
Speaker 2: I like to make sure things are real. I would
Speaker 2: like them to be real. So Corey's wrong.
Speaker 13: God literally a picture of a dog underwater that they
Speaker 13: are saying is the Oga Pogo maybe that's his name.
Speaker 2: It's a dog.
Speaker 1: It's not a probably Winny because you kept your eye off.
Speaker 5: You're a preacher.
Speaker 2: I am you read. Don't say it.
Speaker 13: You were going to say you would. Oh yeah, he'd
Speaker 13: bang me Oga Pogo. Now he meant you in water. Yeah,
Speaker 13: he'd bang me in water.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Interesting, I just told your head under you'd have
Speaker 2: to use two hands.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're round.
Speaker 1: I think of the a hole that threw that dog
Speaker 1: underwater just to take a photo, just to claim it
Speaker 1: was Oga Pogo.
Speaker 2: Right, that's somebody's dog.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, come on, Rosie Rose, don't do things just
Speaker 1: for Instagram. Buddy, Yeah, buddy, all right, more of what
Speaker 1: really matters after this. This is the power Trip Money
Speaker 1: Show on the van from.
Speaker 2: The one eight hundred ask Gary Traffic Center.
Speaker 10: This report Trip is turning twenty five, and we're celebrating
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Speaker 2: Slash legs idea is literally the greatest idea I have ever,
Speaker 2: Literally the greatest Steven. Here we are.
Speaker 5: I'm wearing chaps.
Speaker 2: See that they look great?
Speaker 5: Man, thanks man going shirts. They don't quite fit me
Speaker 5: as well as as his coach did me, but they
Speaker 5: do fit me. I'm just gonna have to wear no
Speaker 5: pants underneath them leaving.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a trapper side. Wear them to Vegas in November.
Speaker 4: Oh, they're gonna They're gonna on stage, so you're gonna
Speaker 4: be killing it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, wear them on stage at the twenty fifth anniversary
Speaker 1: bash November fifth.
Speaker 5: A t I my voice doesn't get any better. I
Speaker 5: might be wearing these for a job pretty soon.
Speaker 2: Oh well, it's a It's a fun path later in life, right, why.
Speaker 5: Not try new things?
Speaker 1: Right, yep, let's do more of what really matters, scores
Speaker 1: and stats around the world of sports and in between
Speaker 1: Chrystal Changer left or something else. Late at the end
Speaker 1: of yesterday's show, the news broke that Jonathan Taylor was
Speaker 1: sending a two year, forty four million dollar extension with
Speaker 1: Indy thirty nine million guarantee. That is the well at
Speaker 1: the time, it was the third largest in NFL history.
Speaker 1: I assume it's fourth now because the Gibbs deal was
Speaker 1: after that. What a monster year last year. I forgot
Speaker 1: how big of a year he had Jonathan Taylor. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: eighteen touchdowns rushing to receiving fifteen hundred and eighty five yards.
Speaker 2: What a monster last year.
Speaker 5: How many people have started in sitcoms and then gone
Speaker 5: on to be NFL players?
Speaker 4: Very few?
Speaker 5: Unbelievable.
Speaker 2: Great point.
Speaker 5: Yeah, thank you, I make good points.
Speaker 1: You know I should have, based on my age, had
Speaker 1: Home Improvement hit me right between the eyes. I bet
Speaker 1: I've seen I don't know, three episodes. Maybe, like I
Speaker 1: never watched it when it was on. Yeah, maybe it
Speaker 1: was the Tim Allen sound effect that drove me nuts.
Speaker 1: I just never got into it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's the way the Santa Claus.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Classic.
Speaker 2: Did you guys watch Home Improvement though or not?
Speaker 4: Oh? Yeah, yeah, I watched the grown up Wilson missing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude over the fence.
Speaker 4: Yeah, never saw his face.
Speaker 5: It had Pam Anderson right, Yeah.
Speaker 1: She was the tool Time gal or whatever it was
Speaker 1: called a tool time.
Speaker 5: This is echo. I can see why people like Gala's chefs.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, it's exposure. I love these.
Speaker 4: Get to everybody be cool.
Speaker 1: Just doesn't like I.
Speaker 5: Mean, this is not how you wanted me to remember
Speaker 5: your dad. When I'm wearing his chaps, I was shaking
Speaker 5: my butt.
Speaker 1: Or maybe exactly how you want to do. You never
Speaker 1: know what really matters though, Is.
Speaker 2: I like this nice?
Speaker 4: I feel look amazing from this angle, feel like.
Speaker 5: I should pull up Hyah, you don't say no. I
Speaker 5: could see why these would be good, though.
Speaker 10: Does anybody else want to ask why we have askeless
Speaker 10: chaps in the studio?
Speaker 5: Well, do you remember when I got the leather coats
Speaker 5: and the leather vest. Those were our guests and singer
Speaker 5: of there they were her dads, and he passed away
Speaker 5: and she wanted me to have him psychic worm. And
Speaker 5: then he also apparently had some chaps and she brought
Speaker 5: those intodation. Now I'm wearing those and I'm digging it.
Speaker 5: I didn't realize what was missing in my life.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Hey, Sauce.
Speaker 1: When you talk to your dad later today, make sure
Speaker 1: that he also recognizes when he sees Chris in those
Speaker 1: how much he's supposed to honor that, right, Like, let's
Speaker 1: let's have your dad class it up.
Speaker 2: A little bit.
Speaker 4: If I walked around with no pants on the.
Speaker 1: Yeah like a burning quickly, that skinny lake, that skinny
Speaker 1: lady looks great.
Speaker 5: Though, weekend at burning man, Oh, I feel like anyway,
Speaker 5: what's going on?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, what really matters is this?
Speaker 5: Got that right? Buddy? You should take a vacation vitation psacho,
Speaker 5: there you go.
Speaker 16: Psychology Today says taking time off of work improves job
Speaker 16: performance when you return. They say the break reduces stress,
Speaker 16: restores mental focus, and keeps burnout at bay and that
Speaker 16: renewed clarity last an average of forty three days. But
Speaker 16: money dot Com says only about sixty two percent of
Speaker 16: US workers use their PTO for fear of being seen
Speaker 16: as replaceable. That they say, you should give in because
Speaker 16: reality will always be there. But a fruity cocktail as
Speaker 16: an expiration. I'm free, Tennis.
Speaker 4: What I'm Perry Williams.
Speaker 16: Replaceable, Tommy replaceable, replaceable.
Speaker 12: Umm.
Speaker 2: I think we just recently discussed this, but I'll say
Speaker 2: this again.
Speaker 1: For years and years and years, the Power Trip left
Speaker 1: so many days on the table because they don't carry
Speaker 1: over here. If you don't use your vacation days by
Speaker 1: the end of the year, you lose them. And I
Speaker 1: would argue the first let's say fifteen years I worked here,
Speaker 1: I bet I averaged leaving three to five days on
Speaker 1: the table every year, because then you get to that
Speaker 1: December guilt where you're like, well, I don't really need
Speaker 1: to take these off.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna sit at home. I know I have
Speaker 2: like four days of vacation left, but I got nothing
Speaker 2: to do. I'll just work.
Speaker 1: And then you realize, well, you're really then working for
Speaker 1: free because they're going to pay either way.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So about ten years ago, maybe a little less, I'm like, nope,
Speaker 1: never again. So now every single year, I use all
Speaker 1: vacation days available, maxim out every single year.
Speaker 2: Have to you gotta do it, got to max.
Speaker 4: It out, what Bret Tennis said, and Perry william.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: Otherwise you're replaceable, you know. Yeah.
Speaker 12: Uh.
Speaker 2: And look, we also in addition to.
Speaker 1: Trying to max out our vacation days, we also historically,
Speaker 1: into the last year or two, have worked essentially every
Speaker 1: company holiday.
Speaker 2: We're the only show in the building. That's starting to change.
Speaker 1: I think we're wiser now, but for years we were
Speaker 1: the only ones that worked the company holidays where there
Speaker 1: were no salespeople, there were no bosses, there were definitely
Speaker 1: no other shows in this building. We're like, hey, we're
Speaker 1: going to work it anyway. We're all here, No more,
Speaker 1: no more, right, you got that right, You got that right, buddy?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Man, So we work enough. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Plus, there's like ninety six of us on this show.
Speaker 1: We can all afford to take time off when when needed.
Speaker 5: That's true. Man, you never missed the pot trip. There's
Speaker 5: always somebody.
Speaker 2: Who's always somebody here, that's right.
Speaker 13: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And if it's like man, it's a weird collection, who
Speaker 2: cares spinning the wheel?
Speaker 5: You also realize that we didn't really have best.
Speaker 2: Of so let's just work it.
Speaker 5: So we should probably just make sure somebody's on the air,
Speaker 5: because ye can't make Zacho try to find a good
Speaker 5: part of the show.
Speaker 1: No and Abbot hates when we do three and a
Speaker 1: half hours of Initials reruns.
Speaker 5: He just misses us.
Speaker 20: Yeah, he hates everything. Yeah, he's separating, man, it really is.
Speaker 20: He hates walking correctly, give him those chaps.
Speaker 1: That'd be a fun looks turn think.
Speaker 2: Was yeah, used to that bit.
Speaker 4: Oh let's see, I don't care about this?
Speaker 2: Oh how about this?
Speaker 1: He guys following like I was mostly bored with it,
Speaker 1: but then today it popped up again, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: maybe I do care about this. You guys following the
Speaker 1: Kawhi Leonard story again, Yeah, oh sure, guy, what a mess? Yeah, So,
Speaker 1: Kawhi Leonard has now reportedly also been found with a
Speaker 1: multi excuse me, multi million dollar deal with Daktronics, the
Speaker 1: scoreboard manufacturer, potentially even more evidence that the Clippers were
Speaker 1: absolutely circumventing the salary cap Joe Smith. Yeah, but in
Speaker 1: a weird way, even worse right, because the Joe Smith
Speaker 1: circumvention was like, we're going to give you money under
Speaker 1: the table, but we're also going to like agree to
Speaker 1: this deal.
Speaker 2: And it's gonna I believe it was Glenn Taylor's money,
Speaker 2: was it not?
Speaker 4: It was?
Speaker 2: It was it was his money. It was just we're
Speaker 2: going to give it to you. On the side, this
Speaker 2: is we're going.
Speaker 1: To find companies that will feed you millions of dollars,
Speaker 1: which is absolutely allowed, right, everybody can go get paid.
Speaker 1: But this is another company where there's no evidence that
Speaker 1: he did any work for them, right because it also
Speaker 1: so Aspiration was the first one that Tory uncovered, right,
Speaker 1: a sustainability company that he got millions from. Kawhi Leonard
Speaker 1: got millions from and did quote no visible work, and
Speaker 1: it sounds sauce.
Speaker 2: Daktronic is the same thing.
Speaker 1: Another company with a multi million dollar payout to Kawhi
Speaker 1: Leonard and it looks like he didn't do one second
Speaker 1: of work. So it's just companies that wanted to help
Speaker 1: the Clippers get Kawhi Leonard to LA. He can still
Speaker 1: get the max deal from the Clippers, but even more
Speaker 1: money to come to Los Angeles. By having these companies
Speaker 1: pay him a whole bunch of money and do zero
Speaker 1: dollars of work.
Speaker 2: Would call that no show job.
Speaker 1: It's like an nil deal. But in the NBA, which
Speaker 1: is circumventing the salary cap, do we know how much
Speaker 1: he got he's received there? It just says multi millions.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure exactly how much, but a lot.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So the problem is, and I don't know.
Speaker 1: How much you're following this, Parish doesn't know he was
Speaker 1: he was getting traded to the Raptors.
Speaker 2: He was going to go back to the Raptors. What
Speaker 2: a month or so ago? Yeah, right around.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but the deal has stalled because part of the
Speaker 1: deal would be that Toronto was going to have to
Speaker 1: take the brunt of the punishment. The Clippers were going
Speaker 1: to be off the hook zero and the Raptors are
Speaker 1: basically like, hey, if you take if you take Kawhi,
Speaker 1: then you're gonna have any problems that come with what
Speaker 1: the Clippers did.
Speaker 2: And then the NBA was like, well, we'll hang on,
Speaker 2: hang on, hang on, what are we doing here?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that doesn't make it.
Speaker 1: How about let's keep him in LA until we figure
Speaker 1: this out. Well, as of a week or two ago,
Speaker 1: they think that the full investigation might take into twenty
Speaker 1: twenty seven.
Speaker 2: So what are like, is he going to play for
Speaker 2: the Clippers Game one or is he going to be
Speaker 2: suspended due to you know, suspended do doo?
Speaker 1: I wonder due to his favorite film because obviously he
Speaker 1: played last year Yeah. So my guess is he's just
Speaker 1: going to keep playing for the Clippers until they figure
Speaker 1: out what's going on, and then the Clippers are gonna
Speaker 1: get punished, and it should be epic punishment. The Wolves
Speaker 1: got gutted to the Joe Smith deal gutted. Yeah, can't
Speaker 1: do a slap on the wrist if you're taking this seriously. Nope, right,
Speaker 1: Adam Silver is gonna have to hammer the Los Angeles Clippers,
Speaker 1: which will be tough because it's a LA team and
Speaker 1: it's ballmer and he's got you know whatever, you gotta
Speaker 1: hammer him.
Speaker 4: You have to wonder if you will.
Speaker 2: But what really matters is this what.
Speaker 5: I'm about to say is true. Oh A twenty four
Speaker 5: has released its first full look at Lance Oppenheim's To
Speaker 5: Catch a Predator drama starring Robert Pattinson as Chris Hansen.
Speaker 1: The trailer before the odyssey was epic, epic. It's it
Speaker 1: looks extremely intense making.
Speaker 5: A movie out of making a television show.
Speaker 1: Don't know, but he's playing Chris Hansen and they're showing
Speaker 1: the rise of To Catch a Predator on Dateline, which
Speaker 1: is one of my all time favorite shows.
Speaker 4: I just freaking out on my Lord.
Speaker 5: It also stars Merritt Weaver, Skyler Gasando, Phoebee Bridges, and
Speaker 5: Mark Rosen.
Speaker 2: Hang On, he was just trying to tell them not
Speaker 2: to talk to people online.
Speaker 5: Says here he plays himself.
Speaker 1: He drove twenty hours to make sure the person was okay.
Speaker 4: Yeah, sorry, Rosie Eat, he's gonna sue you.
Speaker 5: No, I don't know. I'm in. Don't get me wrong.
Speaker 1: I love the TV show and that dude can act.
Speaker 2: Man, Robert Pattinson can act.
Speaker 5: He's great.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think this is gonna be good. I hope, well,
Speaker 1: hang on, I hope it's gonna be good because I'm on,
Speaker 1: it's a twenty four, it's a twenty four, it's Robert Pattinson,
Speaker 1: and it's about to catch a predator. I like all
Speaker 1: three of those things on paper. I should love this movie.
Speaker 1: Let's hope it's good.
Speaker 5: Apparently I haven't seen the trailer, but apparently saw like
Speaker 5: the head of the network says, I hate your show,
Speaker 5: but it's doing just so great. I have to put
Speaker 5: you on prime time.
Speaker 1: It is the ultimate reality show because, like I've said
Speaker 1: a thousand times about that show, you're watching these predators,
Speaker 1: You're watching their lives.
Speaker 4: End as every Oh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and they deserve it. So you're simultaneously like that, Wow,
Speaker 1: your now your family's gonna hate you, your neighbors are
Speaker 1: gonna hate you, You're gonna lose your job, You're going
Speaker 1: to jail like you've just lost everything. And I get
Speaker 1: to watch it every and you deserve it. I couldn't
Speaker 1: wait to hear what excuses they were gonna use next.
Speaker 1: It was always the same stuff, right, it was this
Speaker 1: is my first time, or I was never actually going
Speaker 1: to do anything, or like I just said, it was no.
Speaker 1: I came over here specifically to warn this person about
Speaker 1: the dangers of talking to older people online.
Speaker 13: Wait, you mean like you I was gonna wait with
Speaker 13: them and tell their mom got home? Yep, for sure.
Speaker 2: But sir, you drove across country overnight. Yeah I know.
Speaker 2: I was very concerned. But you did bring the zema
Speaker 2: in the condoms?
Speaker 4: Correct?
Speaker 1: Well I did?
Speaker 5: Why was it always ema?
Speaker 1: They had to show intent, right, That's why they specifically
Speaker 1: said they would ask for like pizza, McDonald's or con
Speaker 1: whatever it was, whatever the person had asked for.
Speaker 2: If the person brought it, that.
Speaker 1: Helps the case that they showed the intent to go
Speaker 1: through with it just the worst people, know, world, worst people.
Speaker 2: On the planet. Wasn't there an episode in your hometown?
Speaker 5: Close right on the rock of my hometown? And I
Speaker 5: just held my breath the whole time.
Speaker 2: Please don't be a family member, Please don't be a
Speaker 2: family member. Made it through that seat, Dwight, Dwight.
Speaker 5: Uh, there's a documentary film and the works about Brady
Speaker 5: versus Manning. That'd be fun to watch.
Speaker 2: I'll watch that, man.
Speaker 13: Hmmm, Hey, did you see the the movie news that
Speaker 13: broke yesterday that Uh, Jim Carrey's gonna play the dad
Speaker 13: in Jetson's.
Speaker 4: They're gonna let you Orge Jetson.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but are they gonna make it as a cartoon
Speaker 5: or I don't.
Speaker 2: Know, it might be real. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Oh well, hey in Paris, you weren't here today? Saw
Speaker 1: tell him about that scary news about that actress?
Speaker 2: Oh Parish. Yeah, did you hear about the actress that
Speaker 2: got stabbed?
Speaker 8: Uh?
Speaker 2: No, Reese Reese, Yeah, Reese got stabbed?
Speaker 4: Really yeah? Okay, Witherspoon, thank you.
Speaker 13: No, it was with a knife. Hawk loves that bit.
Speaker 13: He laughed so hard the four times we.
Speaker 2: Had made It's so dumb. I couldn't get through the Yeah,
Speaker 2: I just love that.
Speaker 1: Sauce is not great at the setup, right, Like I
Speaker 1: love watching you try to get people to walk into it.
Speaker 5: The best way to go, Sauce would be go like this,
Speaker 5: go did you about that actress they got they get stabbed?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: Who Reese?
Speaker 4: No with a knife?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, but do it again. Pretend, pretend Chris just
Speaker 2: didn't say that. Hey, Parish, Yeah, Sauce has some pretty
Speaker 2: bad news for you.
Speaker 4: Oh what's that, Sauce.
Speaker 2: Did you hear about that actress that got stabbed? Her
Speaker 2: name's it's Reese? Uhs with a knife?
Speaker 4: Well done?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Better?
Speaker 2: Okay, thanks, That's what happened.
Speaker 4: Because I was kept waiting for you to say more
Speaker 4: because he's just like Reese.
Speaker 2: How smart? Parish?
Speaker 5: Did you call me Cisco and Ebert?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, fob song you need help.
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