Speaker 1: All right, Mojo in the morning show, this is a
Speaker 1: spring break time for a lot of the college kids.
Speaker 1: I mentioned that my son is on spring break right now, Luke,
Speaker 1: which I got to recap everybody on Luke's spring break here.
Speaker 2: First of all, I saw.
Speaker 1: This because there was a little news story about spring
Speaker 1: break and where kids are spring breaking. Florida they say
Speaker 1: is full of them this year because of the stuff
Speaker 1: going on in Mexico. But Mexico still has a bunch
Speaker 1: people are going to. Dominican Republic is a big one.
Speaker 1: One in three parents have no idea what their kids
Speaker 1: are doing on spring break.
Speaker 2: Yikes.
Speaker 1: And I thought with that one that we could do
Speaker 1: this as a topic. And this will be from the
Speaker 1: perspective of you who has been on spring break. If
Speaker 1: you're a person that was a spring breaker when you
Speaker 1: were in college, where'd you go? Our big thing was
Speaker 1: the spring break that would happen with a lot of
Speaker 1: the guys that were my age. It was always going
Speaker 1: to either Lake Havisu, which was in Arizona, or it
Speaker 1: was Daytona Beach, which was a big one. How much
Speaker 1: you to fill in the blank? I prayed my parents
Speaker 1: didn't see me do blank on spring break.
Speaker 2: You can call eight four to fur Mojo Live. By
Speaker 2: the way.
Speaker 1: For those who don't know this or have not heard,
Speaker 1: my son was going to Mexico, so he was no,
Speaker 1: I don't know what he's doing, but I'm going to
Speaker 1: tell the listener that my wife is also on spring
Speaker 1: break too, because remember she was going to go because
Speaker 1: of the cartel involvement, and she's staying just down the
Speaker 1: ways down the beach. I guess from where Luke is.
Speaker 1: And I talked to her last night and oh Lydia
Speaker 1: called her good. I talked to her last night and
Speaker 1: I said, so, if you talked to Luke and she's like, no,
Speaker 1: I said, what do you mean, he's not answering her calls?
Speaker 2: Chelsea? Are you there, Chelsea?
Speaker 3: I'll did talk to him. I did talk to him.
Speaker 2: You finally you finally talked to him.
Speaker 3: He had texted me a couple of days ago saying,
Speaker 3: Ken Riley and I come over and two days because
Speaker 3: they want to, I guess, hang out at a nice
Speaker 3: sort and then she's so she's with her sororities. There's
Speaker 3: a bunch of sororities and fraternities that.
Speaker 2: Are she's with her sorority is Luke a member of
Speaker 2: your sorority?
Speaker 3: Now, come on, yes, yes, And then so I'm taking
Speaker 3: They're going to come over today hang with me at
Speaker 3: the pool, and then tonight I'm taking the boys out
Speaker 3: for dinner.
Speaker 1: So you're taking the entire fraternity out to dinner.
Speaker 3: The entire going on.
Speaker 2: Daddy war over what is going on?
Speaker 3: Jelse, I'm living like you?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, So I.
Speaker 3: Get to play Mojo for the day everyone else.
Speaker 1: Have you been hearing from a lot of the parents
Speaker 1: that they've been calling to check in on the boys
Speaker 1: a couple.
Speaker 3: Of them, Yeah, just ask you know, are they eating?
Speaker 3: Are they? And literally, like I had just threatened Luke yesterday,
Speaker 3: I said, if you don't call me, I am checking
Speaker 3: into your hotel for the day and I will be
Speaker 3: partying with you.
Speaker 1: So he called you right away right away. I was
Speaker 1: looking at Luke's social media yesterday. He rarely posts it
Speaker 1: all on social media.
Speaker 2: I think I've only seen like one photo from.
Speaker 1: He literally has one post. Luke has one post on
Speaker 1: a social media story. Yes there was a story. I
Speaker 1: went to go look at it, but it's homeless. Oh
Speaker 1: you know what it is. Luke doesn't follow Mojo in
Speaker 1: the morning. Did you know that he doesn't even I'm
Speaker 1: not surprised he doesn't even follow our show, all right,
Speaker 1: so here it's.
Speaker 3: Going to be really upset to his sunburn. He said,
Speaker 3: you're going to be really mad when you see me, mom.
Speaker 1: Because but I saw the picture of him and he
Speaker 1: was wearing some obsessively large shirt with it with his
Speaker 1: chest shopping.
Speaker 2: So wait, wait, he hasn't know his size.
Speaker 1: He is.
Speaker 2: That's the style these days, and.
Speaker 3: That just does that surprise. You brought this child. Last
Speaker 3: year he went on spring break, he put his passport
Speaker 3: in his pocket and bare.
Speaker 1: He did not bring any money last year, bring any cash.
Speaker 1: This year he brought his mom to make up for
Speaker 1: so uh. This is pretty pretty crazy though, that that
Speaker 1: all these kids are spring breaking right now and they're
Speaker 1: in places like you know, Punta Canta, uh.
Speaker 3: And there's no in that, and then they're they're in
Speaker 3: Florida and stuff, and then our kids still goes to Mexico.
Speaker 2: It's like, what is that?
Speaker 3: Let me tell you this. It is so stage here.
Speaker 3: I feel very very very stage. Really yeah, I really do.
Speaker 3: There aren't a lot of people here because I think
Speaker 3: people canceled. But I mean it's gorgeous. Everyone here is
Speaker 3: so friendly, and I feel super safe. I really really do.
Speaker 3: I don't think it was nice. Are you going to
Speaker 3: ask me how my spring break?
Speaker 2: Is you having more fun than Luke?
Speaker 4: I mean I'm having I know you have because I've
Speaker 4: seen you post on the We Don't Podcast Instagram page
Speaker 4: Turquoi Chelsea. Chelsea's posting like Shannon over here on her
Speaker 4: social media's having the time of her life and.
Speaker 3: We don't because there were parents that were sending me messages.
Speaker 3: So I want to see.
Speaker 2: All right, yeah, Renee, what are you calling for? Renee?
Speaker 5: Well, she left out the most important part that the
Speaker 5: dinner is going to be on your dime, Mojo, Renee.
Speaker 2: I think I was in. It was all pretty much insinuated. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So uh, I'm so.
Speaker 3: Glad to hear that you're safe out there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 3: It's so I'm telling you it's beautiful and safe.
Speaker 1: Hey, Renee, would you like her to bring you home
Speaker 1: a souvenir.
Speaker 5: Or she can just pay for our trip?
Speaker 2: Not a chance? All right? Hold on a second, hold on?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 2: We did?
Speaker 1: We did the contest tripa day to Florida's can be now,
Speaker 1: TRIPPI spring break Mexic to Mexico.
Speaker 2: What's going on?
Speaker 1: Amy?
Speaker 2: How you doing?
Speaker 1: Hi?
Speaker 3: How are you guys?
Speaker 2: Good? What's up?
Speaker 3: Good?
Speaker 5: So I went to Cancun during spring break, and I
Speaker 5: hope my mom never.
Speaker 2: Knows that we were drunk when we went to church.
Speaker 3: Oh really, Lord, hey, but you went to.
Speaker 1: Sure, that's actually really good that you guys got to
Speaker 1: a church in can Kun.
Speaker 3: I know, I know it was a little scary taking
Speaker 3: the boss back in the nineties, but yeah, we made it.
Speaker 1: But it was rough. It was rough. Wait a second,
Speaker 1: So back in the back in the nineties spring breaking,
Speaker 1: do you think that we were worse than the kids
Speaker 1: nowadays or the kids you think nowadays crazier?
Speaker 3: Well, I'll just tell you this I took.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't let my.
Speaker 2: Daughter go by herself.
Speaker 3: I went with her, So no way, I know what
Speaker 3: I did.
Speaker 2: You're not going by yourself.
Speaker 1: I remember going on us on one of those spring
Speaker 1: break trips or those end of the year high school
Speaker 1: trips with the high school kids when the boys were graduating,
Speaker 1: and I remember the parents were crazier than the kids were.
Speaker 2: The kids were nuts. Yeah, she passed out on spring break?
Speaker 2: Did really? She got so drunk?
Speaker 3: At a bar that she ended up falling up against
Speaker 3: the bar.
Speaker 1: And pass what happens if we find video later from
Speaker 1: when Chelsea and Luke are back on spring break and
Speaker 1: there's like, what what's the bars called that are down
Speaker 1: there all the time in Senior Frogs and there's like
Speaker 1: a sea O Go Bongo is another one too club?
Speaker 1: What if there's a hot body contest and my wife
Speaker 1: is in it? Yeah, I kind of would be kind
Speaker 1: of probably her, that's my wife.
Speaker 2: At the pool Senior. You're not amitried to her tonight?
Speaker 1: Have you had any any crazy uh you know, hit
Speaker 1: ons from any of the Mexican guys adri adro at
Speaker 1: the pool hanging out?
Speaker 2: What's up, Alex? How you doing?
Speaker 5: What's up?
Speaker 2: Guys?
Speaker 5: First time long? Yeah? You guy? You guys are awesome.
Speaker 5: But I have a I have a funny story. I'm
Speaker 5: I'm twenty five. I went on spring break when I
Speaker 5: was eighteen. My parents did not go with me. I
Speaker 5: went with a bunch of friends in their parents. And
Speaker 5: my birthday is on March seventh, so falls on spring
Speaker 5: break every year, and on my birthday, the bars, you know,
Speaker 5: the bars in Puntakana opened up at like nine am.
Speaker 5: I was hammered by about nine thirty and my phone
Speaker 5: was blowing up from Ama. They're like, where are you?
Speaker 5: What are you doing? What could you possibly be doing?
Speaker 5: Where I want to I'm giving you a call and
Speaker 5: you're not answering my call in the morning on your birthday.
Speaker 5: But that didn't go too well. My dad quickly found
Speaker 5: out that I was pretty drunk.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the worst is when Chelsea is calling Luke
Speaker 1: early and he's not answering the call, and you're you
Speaker 1: know where he is because you can see his location
Speaker 1: on what time are you calling.
Speaker 3: On the afternoon? In the afternoon?
Speaker 1: And the funny thing is that the the other kids,
Speaker 1: like Noah and those guys probably would have picked up
Speaker 1: your phone call standing right next to.
Speaker 2: The yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 1: How would Luke feel if Noah goes, hey, Luke, your
Speaker 1: mom's on the phone.
Speaker 3: That was going to be next, Hey.
Speaker 2: What's up Courtney? How you doing?
Speaker 3: Hi?
Speaker 5: Luke needs to be careful and watch his mom because
Speaker 5: she tells me you up so good on your picture.
Speaker 5: He should be proud.
Speaker 1: You might come back with a little souvenir of a
Speaker 1: little pool boy.
Speaker 3: Both.
Speaker 1: That's right, all right, listen, now, be easy on to me.
Speaker 1: It's me hanging out with the dogs. Well, Chelsea's out
Speaker 1: there at the time of her life.
Speaker 2: So yeah, all right.
Speaker 3: Well I'm going to be doing a spring break every year.
Speaker 2: Yeah, really, treat everyone tonight for dinner.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, by the way, let's take them to
Speaker 1: somewhere that's reasonable.
Speaker 2: Okay please, Okay.
Speaker 3: Again, I am playing the role of you. I was
Speaker 3: going to say, show off your Spanish so she knows
Speaker 3: what she's coming home to.
Speaker 1: Yeah, save my save my DeNiro. That's all right, Love you, Chelsea.
Speaker 1: I'll talk to you later, Okay, love you, Bye bye,