WEBVTT - Spring Break Confessions  

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Mojo in the morning show, this is a

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<v Speaker 1>spring break time for a lot of the college kids.

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<v Speaker 1>I mentioned that my son is on spring break right now, Luke,

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<v Speaker 1>which I got to recap everybody on Luke's spring break here.

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<v Speaker 2>First of all, I saw.

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<v Speaker 1>This because there was a little news story about spring

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<v Speaker 1>break and where kids are spring breaking. Florida they say

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<v Speaker 1>is full of them this year because of the stuff

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<v Speaker 1>going on in Mexico. But Mexico still has a bunch

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<v Speaker 1>people are going to. Dominican Republic is a big one.

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<v Speaker 1>One in three parents have no idea what their kids

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<v Speaker 1>are doing on spring break.

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<v Speaker 2>Yikes.

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<v Speaker 1>And I thought with that one that we could do

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<v Speaker 1>this as a topic. And this will be from the

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<v Speaker 1>perspective of you who has been on spring break. If

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<v Speaker 1>you're a person that was a spring breaker when you

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<v Speaker 1>were in college, where'd you go? Our big thing was

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<v Speaker 1>the spring break that would happen with a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>the guys that were my age. It was always going

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<v Speaker 1>to either Lake Havisu, which was in Arizona, or it

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<v Speaker 1>was Daytona Beach, which was a big one. How much

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<v Speaker 1>you to fill in the blank? I prayed my parents

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<v Speaker 1>didn't see me do blank on spring break.

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<v Speaker 2>You can call eight four to fur Mojo Live. By

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<v Speaker 2>the way.

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<v Speaker 1>For those who don't know this or have not heard,

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<v Speaker 1>my son was going to Mexico, so he was no,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what he's doing, but I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>tell the listener that my wife is also on spring

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<v Speaker 1>break too, because remember she was going to go because

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<v Speaker 1>of the cartel involvement, and she's staying just down the

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<v Speaker 1>ways down the beach. I guess from where Luke is.

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<v Speaker 1>And I talked to her last night and oh Lydia

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<v Speaker 1>called her good. I talked to her last night and

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<v Speaker 1>I said, so, if you talked to Luke and she's like, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I said, what do you mean, he's not answering her calls?

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<v Speaker 2>Chelsea? Are you there, Chelsea?

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<v Speaker 3>I'll did talk to him. I did talk to him.

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<v Speaker 2>You finally you finally talked to him.

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<v Speaker 3>He had texted me a couple of days ago saying,

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<v Speaker 3>Ken Riley and I come over and two days because

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<v Speaker 3>they want to, I guess, hang out at a nice

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<v Speaker 3>sort and then she's so she's with her sororities. There's

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<v Speaker 3>a bunch of sororities and fraternities that.

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<v Speaker 2>Are she's with her sorority is Luke a member of

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<v Speaker 2>your sorority?

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<v Speaker 3>Now, come on, yes, yes, And then so I'm taking

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<v Speaker 3>They're going to come over today hang with me at

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<v Speaker 3>the pool, and then tonight I'm taking the boys out

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<v Speaker 3>for dinner.

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<v Speaker 1>So you're taking the entire fraternity out to dinner.

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<v Speaker 3>The entire going on.

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<v Speaker 2>Daddy war over what is going on?

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<v Speaker 3>Jelse, I'm living like you?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, So I.

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<v Speaker 3>Get to play Mojo for the day everyone else.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you been hearing from a lot of the parents

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<v Speaker 1>that they've been calling to check in on the boys

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<v Speaker 1>a couple.

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<v Speaker 3>Of them, Yeah, just ask you know, are they eating?

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<v Speaker 3>Are they? And literally, like I had just threatened Luke yesterday,

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<v Speaker 3>I said, if you don't call me, I am checking

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<v Speaker 3>into your hotel for the day and I will be

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<v Speaker 3>partying with you.

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<v Speaker 1>So he called you right away right away. I was

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<v Speaker 1>looking at Luke's social media yesterday. He rarely posts it

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<v Speaker 1>all on social media.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I've only seen like one photo from.

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<v Speaker 1>He literally has one post. Luke has one post on

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<v Speaker 1>a social media story. Yes there was a story. I

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<v Speaker 1>went to go look at it, but it's homeless. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>you know what it is. Luke doesn't follow Mojo in

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<v Speaker 1>the morning. Did you know that he doesn't even I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not surprised he doesn't even follow our show, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>so here it's.

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<v Speaker 3>Going to be really upset to his sunburn. He said,

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<v Speaker 3>you're going to be really mad when you see me, mom.

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<v Speaker 1>Because but I saw the picture of him and he

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<v Speaker 1>was wearing some obsessively large shirt with it with his

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<v Speaker 1>chest shopping.

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<v Speaker 2>So wait, wait, he hasn't know his size.

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<v Speaker 1>He is.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the style these days, and.

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<v Speaker 3>That just does that surprise. You brought this child. Last

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<v Speaker 3>year he went on spring break, he put his passport

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<v Speaker 3>in his pocket and bare.

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<v Speaker 1>He did not bring any money last year, bring any cash.

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<v Speaker 1>This year he brought his mom to make up for

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<v Speaker 1>so uh. This is pretty pretty crazy though, that that

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<v Speaker 1>all these kids are spring breaking right now and they're

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<v Speaker 1>in places like you know, Punta Canta, uh.

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<v Speaker 3>And there's no in that, and then they're they're in

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<v Speaker 3>Florida and stuff, and then our kids still goes to Mexico.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like, what is that?

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<v Speaker 3>Let me tell you this. It is so stage here.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel very very very stage. Really yeah, I really do.

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<v Speaker 3>There aren't a lot of people here because I think

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<v Speaker 3>people canceled. But I mean it's gorgeous. Everyone here is

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<v Speaker 3>so friendly, and I feel super safe. I really really do.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think it was nice. Are you going to

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<v Speaker 3>ask me how my spring break?

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<v Speaker 2>Is you having more fun than Luke?

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<v Speaker 4>I mean I'm having I know you have because I've

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<v Speaker 4>seen you post on the We Don't Podcast Instagram page

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<v Speaker 4>Turquoi Chelsea. Chelsea's posting like Shannon over here on her

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<v Speaker 4>social media's having the time of her life and.

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<v Speaker 3>We don't because there were parents that were sending me messages.

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<v Speaker 3>So I want to see.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, yeah, Renee, what are you calling for? Renee?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, she left out the most important part that the

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<v Speaker 5>dinner is going to be on your dime, Mojo, Renee.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I was in. It was all pretty much insinuated. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>So uh, I'm so.

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<v Speaker 3>Glad to hear that you're safe out there.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>It's so I'm telling you it's beautiful and safe.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, Renee, would you like her to bring you home

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<v Speaker 1>a souvenir.

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<v Speaker 5>Or she can just pay for our trip?

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<v Speaker 2>Not a chance? All right? Hold on a second, hold on?

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<v Speaker 5>Uh?

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<v Speaker 2>We did?

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<v Speaker 1>We did the contest tripa day to Florida's can be now,

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<v Speaker 1>TRIPPI spring break Mexic to Mexico.

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<v Speaker 2>What's going on?

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<v Speaker 1>Amy?

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<v Speaker 2>How you doing?

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<v Speaker 1>Hi?

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<v Speaker 3>How are you guys?

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<v Speaker 2>Good? What's up?

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<v Speaker 3>Good?

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<v Speaker 5>So I went to Cancun during spring break, and I

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<v Speaker 5>hope my mom never.

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<v Speaker 2>Knows that we were drunk when we went to church.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh really, Lord, hey, but you went to.

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<v Speaker 1>Sure, that's actually really good that you guys got to

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<v Speaker 1>a church in can Kun.

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<v Speaker 3>I know, I know it was a little scary taking

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<v Speaker 3>the boss back in the nineties, but yeah, we made it.

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<v Speaker 1>But it was rough. It was rough. Wait a second,

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<v Speaker 1>So back in the back in the nineties spring breaking,

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<v Speaker 1>do you think that we were worse than the kids

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<v Speaker 1>nowadays or the kids you think nowadays crazier?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I'll just tell you this I took.

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't let my.

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<v Speaker 2>Daughter go by herself.

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<v Speaker 3>I went with her, So no way, I know what

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<v Speaker 3>I did.

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<v Speaker 2>You're not going by yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember going on us on one of those spring

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<v Speaker 1>break trips or those end of the year high school

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<v Speaker 1>trips with the high school kids when the boys were graduating,

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<v Speaker 1>and I remember the parents were crazier than the kids were.

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<v Speaker 2>The kids were nuts. Yeah, she passed out on spring break?

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<v Speaker 2>Did really? She got so drunk?

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<v Speaker 3>At a bar that she ended up falling up against

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<v Speaker 3>the bar.

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<v Speaker 1>And pass what happens if we find video later from

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<v Speaker 1>when Chelsea and Luke are back on spring break and

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<v Speaker 1>there's like, what what's the bars called that are down

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<v Speaker 1>there all the time in Senior Frogs and there's like

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<v Speaker 1>a sea O Go Bongo is another one too club?

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<v Speaker 1>What if there's a hot body contest and my wife

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<v Speaker 1>is in it? Yeah, I kind of would be kind

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<v Speaker 1>of probably her, that's my wife.

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<v Speaker 2>At the pool Senior. You're not amitried to her tonight?

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<v Speaker 1>Have you had any any crazy uh you know, hit

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<v Speaker 1>ons from any of the Mexican guys adri adro at

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<v Speaker 1>the pool hanging out?

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<v Speaker 2>What's up, Alex? How you doing?

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<v Speaker 5>What's up?

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<v Speaker 2>Guys?

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<v Speaker 5>First time long? Yeah? You guy? You guys are awesome.

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<v Speaker 5>But I have a I have a funny story. I'm

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<v Speaker 5>I'm twenty five. I went on spring break when I

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<v Speaker 5>was eighteen. My parents did not go with me. I

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<v Speaker 5>went with a bunch of friends in their parents. And

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<v Speaker 5>my birthday is on March seventh, so falls on spring

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<v Speaker 5>break every year, and on my birthday, the bars, you know,

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<v Speaker 5>the bars in Puntakana opened up at like nine am.

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<v Speaker 5>I was hammered by about nine thirty and my phone

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<v Speaker 5>was blowing up from Ama. They're like, where are you?

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<v Speaker 5>What are you doing? What could you possibly be doing?

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<v Speaker 5>Where I want to I'm giving you a call and

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<v Speaker 5>you're not answering my call in the morning on your birthday.

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<v Speaker 5>But that didn't go too well. My dad quickly found

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<v Speaker 5>out that I was pretty drunk.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's the worst is when Chelsea is calling Luke

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<v Speaker 1>early and he's not answering the call, and you're you

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<v Speaker 1>know where he is because you can see his location

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<v Speaker 1>on what time are you calling.

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<v Speaker 3>On the afternoon? In the afternoon?

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<v Speaker 1>And the funny thing is that the the other kids,

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<v Speaker 1>like Noah and those guys probably would have picked up

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<v Speaker 1>your phone call standing right next to.

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<v Speaker 2>The yes, yes, yes.

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<v Speaker 1>How would Luke feel if Noah goes, hey, Luke, your

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<v Speaker 1>mom's on the phone.

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<v Speaker 3>That was going to be next, Hey.

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<v Speaker 2>What's up Courtney? How you doing?

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<v Speaker 3>Hi?

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<v Speaker 5>Luke needs to be careful and watch his mom because

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<v Speaker 5>she tells me you up so good on your picture.

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<v Speaker 5>He should be proud.

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<v Speaker 1>You might come back with a little souvenir of a

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<v Speaker 1>little pool boy.

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<v Speaker 3>Both.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right, all right, listen, now, be easy on to me.

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<v Speaker 1>It's me hanging out with the dogs. Well, Chelsea's out

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<v Speaker 1>there at the time of her life.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, all right.

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<v Speaker 3>Well I'm going to be doing a spring break every year.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, really, treat everyone tonight for dinner.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, by the way, let's take them to

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<v Speaker 1>somewhere that's reasonable.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay please, Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Again, I am playing the role of you. I was

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<v Speaker 3>going to say, show off your Spanish so she knows

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<v Speaker 3>what she's coming home to.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, save my save my DeNiro. That's all right, Love you, Chelsea.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll talk to you later, Okay, love you, Bye bye,