Speaker 1: All right, it is the Mojo in the morning show.
Speaker 1: So Bo's a humper.
Speaker 2: Huh, oh my god, my dog is Bo. By the way,
Speaker 2: if you're going who the heck is Bo, he's a
Speaker 2: kavapoo show.
Speaker 1: Bo is actually one of Shannon's buddies. It's the guy
Speaker 1: guy humps the lah now the dog humper.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 4: I had a company.
Speaker 2: I had Modernistic come out and clean my like upholstery
Speaker 2: of my couches and stuff like that. And as soon
Speaker 2: as this kid walked in, the guy from Modernistic bo
Speaker 2: and he's not He's never really done.
Speaker 4: This before, so that's why I was kind of like,
Speaker 4: what the heck is going on?
Speaker 2: But he got on this kid's left leg and just
Speaker 2: went down against dish.
Speaker 4: I was so embarrassed.
Speaker 1: How was how was the guy reacting to him?
Speaker 2: He was so great and he was like, oh, I
Speaker 2: love dogs.
Speaker 4: I have two dogs, you know myself. I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 4: are they? They get an action on your leg all
Speaker 4: the time? Noah that was his name.
Speaker 2: I wanted to shout him out, Noah from I'm sorry
Speaker 2: just humping and humping. I finally had to put bow
Speaker 2: when it's great because there was something about this this
Speaker 2: guy that both just really really got him good his
Speaker 2: other dog.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's funny whenever the dogs. My dogs will do the
Speaker 1: same thing too, like where somebody will come to the
Speaker 1: door and I wish I had like a screen. I
Speaker 1: don't have a screen. I'd open my door and goes
Speaker 1: if I had a screen where I could talk to
Speaker 1: the person, because my dogs run out and then all
Speaker 1: of a sudden they start doing that thing, and you're like,
Speaker 1: I'm fearful that the dogs are gonna nip at him
Speaker 1: or something like that, and actually, you know, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: get a freaking lawsuit, you know. But the humping part
Speaker 1: is an interesting thing because my dogs usually will jump
Speaker 1: on them, but never like grab hold and let go.
Speaker 4: That's what he did. I mean, he just do.
Speaker 1: You have to pay extra for that? Modernistic?
Speaker 3: Is that?
Speaker 1: Is that an extra clim I.
Speaker 2: Don't believe I was charged extra? And no, it did
Speaker 2: a fantastic job.
Speaker 1: I would not be okay with the dog humping my life.
Speaker 1: I hate dog humpy and I hate my hump pillows.
Speaker 4: It's just it's so gross and weird.
Speaker 1: Who did your dog hump? I want to know? Just
Speaker 1: call us up and tell us eight four four Mojo
Speaker 1: Live eight four four sixty six five six five four
Speaker 1: eight Who did your dog hump? I want to know.
Speaker 1: I want to hear the story.
Speaker 4: It's not a humper. And Willow's a girl, so girls don't.
Speaker 1: Girls don't hump at all.
Speaker 4: I mean I've never seen her do it.
Speaker 1: I think girl dogs hump too, really, I really do.
Speaker 1: I I mean, I listen, if you're a vet, call
Speaker 1: us up. How many girl dogs though? Have you surveyed
Speaker 1: to find out if there's I've never had a girl dog,
Speaker 1: so okay, So all right, see there that was a
Speaker 1: very from her. That was a rash judgment that girls
Speaker 1: are better than guys. The guys are the only ones humping.
Speaker 1: I think girls are humping too. Actually, girls are hoes
Speaker 1: when it comes to girls. Oh my god, this is
Speaker 1: what I do wish I know Kevin would have that story.
Speaker 4: Story is iconic.
Speaker 1: When Kevin tells the story too, it's like and it
Speaker 1: was middle of the night, it was dark, there was
Speaker 1: five stars in the sky, like yeah A four four
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Speaker 1: four eight Trent, who did your dog hunt hump? Trent?
Speaker 5: My dog?
Speaker 6: It wasn't my dog was my wife's dog. And it
Speaker 6: didn't hump anybody at pete on him?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what was it? Who was he was
Speaker 1: a tree?
Speaker 6: No, it was one of her, like really good friends.
Speaker 6: And he just walked in the house and his name
Speaker 6: was Bosco, looked right at him and walked up to
Speaker 6: him and just pete all over him.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. What what did he think when that happened.
Speaker 6: Oh, he was frozen in time. He didn't know what
Speaker 6: to do. And then after he realized that, he came to.
Speaker 1: Was like, oh my god, I got pete on.
Speaker 6: But yeah, he had the funniest thing in the world.
Speaker 6: We were all dying of laughter. I was legitimately rolling.
Speaker 7: On the ground laughing.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. Wow, that's that's kind of mean of
Speaker 1: you to laugh at the poor guy getting pete on.
Speaker 1: That's disgusting.
Speaker 6: Hey, I wasn't gonna was the one getting peed on.
Speaker 1: What what? What kind of dog? Male or female dog? Trent?
Speaker 6: He was a male ler?
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, I was going to ask if I
Speaker 1: was going to find out if your female dogs hump.
Speaker 1: What's going on?
Speaker 5: Jay?
Speaker 1: How you doing good? How you doing fantastic? Jay? Do
Speaker 1: you have a humper there.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well I have three dogs, Samson, Maximiths and Theodore.
Speaker 5: And it's not who they help gets each other. Sometimes
Speaker 5: they get excited when people stop over or something, and
Speaker 5: they one jumps on the other Winters like a large,
Speaker 5: medium and small dog and it's like a train sometimes
Speaker 5: all three of them running around humping each other. And yeah,
Speaker 5: they're all boys.
Speaker 1: Yep, what is going on? What do you think? Is
Speaker 1: it just?
Speaker 7: I think certain.
Speaker 5: People, Yeah, are certain people. They get excited about it
Speaker 5: and they just don't know how to act and they
Speaker 5: just don't know what to do.
Speaker 1: They do it.
Speaker 5: They help each other.
Speaker 1: I wonder if there's like a scent like these guys
Speaker 1: were saying dog scent and stuff. But I wonder if
Speaker 1: there's like like a scent of food, like maybe the
Speaker 1: modernistic guy Noah just came from lunch or something like that.
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's my favorite thing. Was my buddy
Speaker 1: Tom Barrett had a dog, and I think he's if
Speaker 1: I'm not mistaken, it so long ago, because we were kids.
Speaker 1: I think his dog might have been Benji, Like it
Speaker 1: was like a name like that, and Benji used to
Speaker 1: like sit there and hump pillows and there's one pillow
Speaker 1: in particular, and it was so funny when somebody would
Speaker 1: choose that pillow as their pillow to lay down next
Speaker 1: to him. I think he's got some Bengi benji juice
Speaker 1: all over that thing. What's going on, Amanda?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 8: I have this friend that has this little dog and
Speaker 8: it will be sitting out having like a bloody marry
Speaker 8: on his porch and talking about something and his dog
Speaker 8: will just come up and hump his foot and leg
Speaker 8: and it will last like thirty seconds and he'll do
Speaker 8: it like six seven times during our conversation. So hard
Speaker 8: to focus, but so funny.
Speaker 1: And when it, when it happens, he just lows it
Speaker 1: to happen.
Speaker 8: Just let that like like it's it's just every day nothing.
Speaker 1: Honestly, there's some kind of sexual pleasure that man is
Speaker 1: getting off of this dog doing. Amanda. I'm sorry, but
Speaker 1: that's sick. That's a sick man. Seriously, he's a good guy.
Speaker 4: Okay, he sounds like he's right there?
Speaker 1: Is it? Wait? Is he with you?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, what's going on? Ivory? How you doing? But
Speaker 1: listen to that blinker. Hold on real quick before you
Speaker 1: get do anything. Keep going are you taking a right turn?
Speaker 7: Yes, another one.
Speaker 1: I'm so good. I can tell right turn versus left
Speaker 1: turn by blinkers. Uh, tell us about your.
Speaker 7: Dog so on the first time?
Speaker 8: Dog?
Speaker 5: Mom?
Speaker 3: Okay, and my baby puppy is a female. So females definitely.
Speaker 2: Hump, so I just don't have an active Yeah.
Speaker 3: She when she went into heat, it was about seven
Speaker 3: months ago.
Speaker 7: About three months ago, she.
Speaker 8: Was about seven months old.
Speaker 3: She would hump like a little stuffed animal that she had.
Speaker 3: But my daughter carries around a blanket like Linus from
Speaker 3: off the Peanuts.
Speaker 7: Yes, and she would be on the back.
Speaker 3: Of the like the tail of the blanket and would
Speaker 3: just be humping away.
Speaker 5: And my baby girl would be.
Speaker 8: Laughing like, oh, look, she likes my blanket.
Speaker 3: And in my mind I'm like, uh no, your.
Speaker 5: Blanket, so my baby is on So I have not explained.
Speaker 1: That at all. Yeah, thank god, By the way, videos,
Speaker 1: thank god you called because of Shannon believe that only
Speaker 1: male dogs.
Speaker 4: I really did this.
Speaker 2: I was today years old when I realized that both
Speaker 2: male and female dogs hump.
Speaker 1: And also this is wild because your daughter six years
Speaker 1: old is learning about the birds and the bees, but
Speaker 1: from the dogs. That's what's going on right? Crazy?
Speaker 5: Yeah, we're going Yeah.
Speaker 1: Years later, one day she'll remember it. What's up, Michelle,
Speaker 1: how you doing?
Speaker 9: Hi?
Speaker 4: I have four.
Speaker 9: Boston Terriers, three females and one male. My female humps everything, Shannon.
Speaker 9: She will take the male and turn him around and
Speaker 9: start humping him and then sit on his face.
Speaker 4: Oh hey, what is happening in your house?
Speaker 9: But the funniest thing that she humps as my husband
Speaker 9: is a partial foot amputee and if he has his
Speaker 9: lay cross, she will grab his stump and just go
Speaker 9: to town.
Speaker 1: She humps the stump.
Speaker 7: Oh my god, where do you We call her horny Curdie.
Speaker 1: Oh, oh my god. Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 9: Them our Boston Terriers, and she is a very high sexual.
Speaker 1: Wow. Does he ever seem to enjoy it when his
Speaker 1: stump is being humped?
Speaker 9: He laughs, he thinks it's funny. Okay, he thinks it's hilarious.
Speaker 9: Now my male dump He goes, Uh, he hates it,
Speaker 9: but my husband thinks it's hilarious.
Speaker 1: That's craziness. Wow, humping the stump. I like that. What's up, Diana?
Speaker 1: How you doing?
Speaker 7: I'm good?
Speaker 1: How are you good? Diana? Hy Welcome to the show.
Speaker 7: Well, thank you. I have a little girl dog and
Speaker 7: she humps and then when she's doing she likes to
Speaker 7: take a little sniff. But you know what, I have
Speaker 7: a friend that's like a dog whisper, and she told
Speaker 7: me it's not a sexual thing. It's sort of like
Speaker 7: marking your like like marking your territory. Oh, it's not
Speaker 7: like a sexual thing. But my kids go crazy when
Speaker 7: she does it, and they tell me I'm sick and
Speaker 7: girls to let her do it. But I think she
Speaker 7: does it when she's like anxious, So.
Speaker 1: It can I ask you? Can I ask your question?
Speaker 1: How do people know if their dogs are gay? Because
Speaker 1: Henry and Louis will hump each other sometimes and I'm
Speaker 1: kind of convinced that the dogs are are gay. And
Speaker 1: I've tried to have this conversation with Chelsea about this,
Speaker 1: and I said, I feel like we're not being good
Speaker 1: to our dogs.
Speaker 4: Well, how would you change how you treat them?
Speaker 1: I would feel like during Pride Month we would actually
Speaker 1: do something for them, you know what I mean? Like
Speaker 1: I feel like the dogs don't have like full representation,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? I agree, I feel I mean.
Speaker 7: My dog doesn't discriminate. She will she will occasionally hump
Speaker 7: a male, but yeah, it's someone that she's close to,
Speaker 7: so she's not gay.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know that that would be an interesting one.
Speaker 1: I asked Joe the same question, my son Joe, who
Speaker 1: does the Joe Show, and he brought it up on
Speaker 1: the air and he said it might have been his
Speaker 1: greatest topic he ever had. He said, my dad's under
Speaker 1: the belief that Henry and Louis, my two dogs are gay.
Speaker 1: Can you tell if your dog is gay? And he
Speaker 1: said that the calls went crazy. Maybe we should ask
Speaker 1: that question on a future show. People always talk about
Speaker 1: the race of their dog. They're like, oh, I know
Speaker 1: my dog's black, or I know my dogs, oh absolutely,
Speaker 1: oh definitely funny yeah, uh, mine are Latino. They are