WEBVTT - He Wore It Backwards 

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<v Speaker 1>Anna went to lunch yesterday. Nothing makes me happier when

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<v Speaker 1>I find out that everybody had lunch yesterday. No, nothing

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<v Speaker 1>makes me happier than when I find out that we

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<v Speaker 1>all got a chance after the show's over with to

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<v Speaker 1>spend time with family.

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<v Speaker 2>I love family.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's unbelievable, but you got to go out

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<v Speaker 1>with the two men that are in your life.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, two of my favorite guys, my Pops and my dad.

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<v Speaker 2>Neither of them are rappers or football players. Isn't that nice?

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<v Speaker 3>Correct? Thank you for throwing that in there. And then

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<v Speaker 3>actually one of them was a priest. My dad's best

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<v Speaker 3>friend also came along with us. He is a Catholic priest.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, what a group? What was he? What was the

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<v Speaker 2>occasion of how this?

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<v Speaker 3>Honestly, my dad reached out to me and just asked

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<v Speaker 3>if I wanted to get lunch, which was super nice

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<v Speaker 3>of him because he knows how busy I can get,

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<v Speaker 3>and he offered to meet me in Royal Oak, which

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<v Speaker 3>is much closer than White Lake. Yeah, and it was

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<v Speaker 3>a big deal that Pops came too, because Pops loves

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<v Speaker 3>watching he calls it his program Days of our Lives.

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<v Speaker 3>He's literally been watching it for forty years and he

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<v Speaker 3>had to miss it yesterday. So shout out to Pops

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<v Speaker 3>for coming.

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<v Speaker 2>Does wait, does Pops not have a DVR?

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<v Speaker 3>We do, he doesn't know how to use it, so

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<v Speaker 3>he tunes in every day.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know what the funny part of Pops watching

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<v Speaker 1>The Days of Our Lives is? If you called Chelsea

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<v Speaker 1>up and said, what is the one soap opera that

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<v Speaker 1>Tom used to watch all the time?

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<v Speaker 2>I was a huge Days fan?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh chat about it?

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<v Speaker 1>They call it Days Days Class.

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<v Speaker 2>So are The Days of Our Lives?

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<v Speaker 4>And I, though I'm tune in now, and still followed

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<v Speaker 4>the storylineage.

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<v Speaker 2>Arlena was my first. Let you say, you go.

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<v Speaker 3>Forty years he's been watching it. But that's not the story. Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>So we are having lunch in Royal Oak and my

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<v Speaker 3>dad and Pops were late, which is very unlike them.

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<v Speaker 3>Just have to throw that in there. So Chris and

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<v Speaker 3>I had been sitting at the table for a while

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<v Speaker 3>and as they walk in, literally right away, I notice

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<v Speaker 3>my dad is looking nice, but something's a little off

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<v Speaker 3>his The neckline of his shirt is looking odd to me.

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<v Speaker 3>And then he sits down and I look at him.

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<v Speaker 3>Literally within two seconds, I'm like, your shirt's on backwards.

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<v Speaker 3>He's like is it? He goes like this, sure enough,

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<v Speaker 3>Tag's right there. Suret is definitely on backwards, sitting at

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<v Speaker 3>this table, and he's like, well, what do I do?

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<v Speaker 3>Go to the bathroom and change it or leave it on?

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<v Speaker 3>So he left it on the whole the whole time backwards.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know how he didn't notice it. I don't

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<v Speaker 3>know how Pops didn't notice it because they drove together.

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<v Speaker 3>No one noticed it all day. But he had his

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<v Speaker 3>shirt on backwards the entire day. And I picked it

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<v Speaker 3>up in like two seconds. That's a dad move, though,

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<v Speaker 3>isn't it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like a dad move putting in the shirt backwards

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<v Speaker 1>or something like that.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, I'm just going through the whole day.

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<v Speaker 3>I've done this before with slippers, like I think i've

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<v Speaker 3>when I used to work at Rocket, I would show

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<v Speaker 3>up at work and I'd be like, oh my gosh,

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<v Speaker 3>I sold my slippers on. But things like this just happened.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to know who has put something on wrong,

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<v Speaker 1>like the whole thing of I don't know how it

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<v Speaker 1>works type thing.

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<v Speaker 2>I bet you there's many people that I've done this before. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I always have my underwear on inside out, Do you really.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, because I try to get ready, like I do

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<v Speaker 4>have a light clauset. No, it's just like something. It's

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<v Speaker 4>like words that that are printed on all my underwords

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<v Speaker 4>are the same. I just have black underwear and there's yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>there's word For the most part, there's words that are

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<v Speaker 4>printed on the inside. But after you wash them a

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<v Speaker 4>bunch like they they're usually not there. And so half

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<v Speaker 4>the time I get home from the show and that's

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<v Speaker 4>when I, like you realize, I'm like, oh.

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<v Speaker 2>I've been wearing.

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<v Speaker 1>A four four Mojo live or you can text call

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<v Speaker 1>me if you got something that relates to this, and uh,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, wearing your shirt backwards or out.

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<v Speaker 5>If a show through some draws on backwards. A showed

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<v Speaker 5>that have some T shirts on backwards. Josiah for some reason,

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<v Speaker 5>enjoys wearing his draws back or or backwards.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what it is.

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<v Speaker 5>You think it's like funny or something. Yeah, well he

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<v Speaker 5>used to, maybe like a couple of years ago. I

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<v Speaker 5>don't know if he's still in, but he's like he's

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<v Speaker 5>the love doing it.

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<v Speaker 1>The worst is if you do put your underwear on backwards,

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<v Speaker 1>you can't find the p hole like when you have

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<v Speaker 1>to go right, and then you're trying.

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<v Speaker 2>To figure out how how that works.

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<v Speaker 1>The funny thing is somebody just text in three and

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<v Speaker 1>three said that they wore their shoes on the wrong feet.

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<v Speaker 2>How do you do that and not realize.

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<v Speaker 3>That would be uncomfortable?

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<v Speaker 2>What shoes they have to be? Like clogs or something like.

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<v Speaker 1>That they have they that's got to be just a

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<v Speaker 1>wild thing to do. So you were out with the priest,

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<v Speaker 1>do you do you ask a million questions at all?

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<v Speaker 1>Like because I would ask, I would ask, like, you know.

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<v Speaker 3>We used to, but we don't really talk about it

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<v Speaker 3>anymore because that's like his job. Like I don't like

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<v Speaker 3>talking about the radio all day. He doesn't want to

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<v Speaker 3>talk about prilegion all day.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't sit there and think, hey, pops and dad

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<v Speaker 1>are in here right now, let's do a little confession sometimes.

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<v Speaker 3>So I think there's been a couple of times that

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<v Speaker 3>he's gone out on the boat with my dad and

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<v Speaker 3>they do confession out there.

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<v Speaker 2>Do they realize that would be a cool thing.

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<v Speaker 1>The priest that we had in the studio with us

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of weeks ago, it was friends with Lydia's friend.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he was cool, that guy was. I told him

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<v Speaker 3>about the spray bottle and he was like, is he old?

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, I think he was.

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<v Speaker 1>He sprayed holy water through a little spray bottle. What's

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<v Speaker 1>going on, Brittany? How you doing good?

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<v Speaker 6>How are you guys good?

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<v Speaker 2>What's happening.

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<v Speaker 3>Good?

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<v Speaker 7>So my son is three, and now he really just

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<v Speaker 7>wants to dress himself. So there's been so many times

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<v Speaker 7>where we'll get to daycare and I realized the answer

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<v Speaker 7>is completely on backwards, and then.

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<v Speaker 3>The daycare associates are like, who dressed his dad?

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<v Speaker 2>What's going on? Aaron? How you doing pretty good?

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<v Speaker 8>In you first time?

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<v Speaker 7>Long time?

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to the show, buddy, what's going on?

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<v Speaker 6>So one time I was like eight and I'm a

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<v Speaker 6>big basketball went out in the neighborhood playing basketball in

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<v Speaker 6>a pair of boxers, thinking they were regular shorts.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, and the hole was in the front.

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<v Speaker 8>I don't underwear underneath them.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, that's good, You're good.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah did anybody say anything?

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<v Speaker 6>I underwear underneath them? But like we were about two

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<v Speaker 6>games in and like both of us were about the

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<v Speaker 6>same age, and then like their older brother came out

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<v Speaker 6>like dude, why are you in your draw? Draw?

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<v Speaker 5>You had some long ass draws, maggy draws ifything nobody

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<v Speaker 5>could tell to do.

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<v Speaker 8>This was back in the early nineties.

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<v Speaker 9>They were still wearing short short Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I remember that. Dennis Rodman showing off is junk. What's

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<v Speaker 2>going on for Isaiah Janine? What's going on?

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<v Speaker 9>I went out for work friends for lunch and they're like,

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<v Speaker 9>deep of the horn, fry up to get out, get out.

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<v Speaker 9>And I get out and get in the car and

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<v Speaker 9>we get to the restaurant and I step out and

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<v Speaker 9>I looked down and I got my slippers on, and

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<v Speaker 9>I'm like, oh my god, you guys, I got my

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<v Speaker 9>slippers on. We got to ask for a booth because

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<v Speaker 9>I don't want nobody noticing I got my slippers on.

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<v Speaker 9>That's so we walked to the restaurant and got a boos.

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<v Speaker 3>No, oh my god, how.

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<v Speaker 5>You do that?

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<v Speaker 1>My favorite was I remember my mom years ago, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>when I was a little kid. We went out and

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<v Speaker 1>I remember my mom still had her curlers in her hair.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you remember curlers at all?

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<v Speaker 2>Hot relative? And she had him in her hair and

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<v Speaker 2>we're driving.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going God, Mom didn't take those things out of

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<v Speaker 1>her hair, and she's like, oh my god, that's that's

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<v Speaker 1>called being a mom.

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<v Speaker 2>You just don't a real thing. What's up, Melissa?

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<v Speaker 6>Hey, how are you guys doing?

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<v Speaker 3>Love you guys, we love you to love you too.

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<v Speaker 3>So my AX is forty years old and we co

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<v Speaker 3>parent very very closely.

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<v Speaker 9>I see him every day. I have to tell him

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<v Speaker 9>at least at least once.

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<v Speaker 7>A week that his shirt is not backwards or his.

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<v Speaker 9>Fly is down.

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<v Speaker 1>A grown man? What does what does he do that?

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<v Speaker 1>He sowed disheveled?

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<v Speaker 3>Honestly, I have no idea.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, he works in the tree sails.

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<v Speaker 9>He's grown, asked me.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry, I don't know if I can say.

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<v Speaker 1>That, but you're wrong to be honest with us. How

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<v Speaker 1>much weed does he smoke? Does he smoke a lot?

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<v Speaker 1>We've had a couple of we've had a couple of

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<v Speaker 1>night guys, just like your husband, appreciate.

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<v Speaker 2>What's up, Rich, what's going on? More?

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<v Speaker 6>Joe?

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<v Speaker 8>So, So, when I was in the military, right, I'm

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<v Speaker 8>the private and I used to always put my name

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<v Speaker 8>tags on backwards right, so I would put my US

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<v Speaker 8>Army on on the wrong side. And so on Monday

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<v Speaker 8>I did it and I walked outside with it and

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<v Speaker 8>I've seen a commander and he's like, yo, you're you're

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<v Speaker 8>messed up, you know. He's he started correcting me on

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<v Speaker 8>the spot and I'm just like, I'm a private so

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<v Speaker 8>I'm like terrified. Right, It was like I was, so

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<v Speaker 8>I was so scared. Like he had me like he

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<v Speaker 8>was just yelling at me.

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<v Speaker 3>I was the only push city make you.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, he had me doing like at least at least five.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, on the spot.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, on the spot because I was.

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<v Speaker 2>Out picture in private. Rich, get over Harry, you know.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, yeah, yeah, he.

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<v Speaker 2>Was Yoda man, Hey, take care of yourself. Rich, appreciate you, buddy.

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<v Speaker 8>All right, thank you, No problem.

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<v Speaker 2>Bye,