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Speaker 2: There's not that many people know that one of the kids.

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Speaker 1: Parents is very high, So you gotta be careful about

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Speaker 1: you know, what you're saying, when you're saying it, who

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Speaker 1: you're saying it to. All that stuff. Not not the

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Speaker 1: greatest thing out there. But this will happen from time

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Speaker 1: who who we're talking about. Well, this kind of happened

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Speaker 1: to Thor as he was out and about this weekend.

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Speaker 2: That's right Saturday, my wife took me out to dinner.

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Speaker 2: Look at that. She said it was on big mama. Oh,

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Speaker 2: it was my eighteenth year of sobriety date. Yeah, it

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Speaker 2: was really cool. Eddie texted me the day of thanks.

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Speaker 3: Oh that's nice.

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Speaker 2: They didn't. Emily texted me in that day apologizing, which

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Speaker 2: I appreciate. And Sunday morning, Sunday morning, I can't believe

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Speaker 1: Was like, whoa, I mean, that's way better than Scott

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Speaker 3: I just like, congratulations right now, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 2: Not only did Sky and Emily forget, my dad forgot.

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Speaker 2: No he didn't.

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Speaker 3: Oh that's surprising.

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Speaker 2: No, he didn't. Honestly, God called him on set. So

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Speaker 2: Saturday is also the day. So Saturday my grandfather, my grandma,

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Speaker 2: my grandma passed away two years ago, my other my

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Speaker 2: He says, so, what do you think the Knick's going

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Speaker 2: not saying anything? Wow? And then I go that you

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Speaker 2: I'm so sorry And it was fine. I got a

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Speaker 1: It, and so he forgot Wow completely big Vic and

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Speaker 1: Sky Yeah sorry being disappointed the day.

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Speaker 2: No, but anyway, so set that text on Sunday.

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Speaker 4: I don't know that that counts well, I mean it's

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Speaker 4: it's a massive accomplishment.

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Speaker 1: Do you remember yesterday in the newly Show game and

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Speaker 2: We all said Sky, but she me and Emily said

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Speaker 4: I had heard him talking about it the week before,

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Speaker 4: I think it's something. But I did I didn't know

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Speaker 3: I honestly didn't.

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Speaker 2: That was one of my best friends, that is one

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Speaker 3: I Honestly, I've known it for a decade and I've

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Speaker 2: Just Eddie Eddie. Eddie is just my one of my

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Speaker 3: So so I'm sorry.

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Speaker 2: Somewhere in there, Emily saw my Instagram post and realized

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Speaker 1: On Valentine's Day, I went out to a really nice

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Speaker 2: Well, and then you try not to make eye contact

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Speaker 2: So we're sitting there talking and I'm going over the menu,

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Speaker 2: I get the menu and she goes, you haven't looked

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Speaker 2: Mama's mom's hungry. Mama want to eat. And not only

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Speaker 2: And this is a really fancy place, so there's like,

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Speaker 2: what lunatic comes to a place like this, This isn't

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Speaker 2: And it's not like a kid's if it was a

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Speaker 2: And I'm like, I don't understand it. How ridiculous this is.

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Speaker 2: the girl's food and it's a pizza. Oh, and you

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Speaker 2: can tell she's heard everything I've just said because I'm

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Speaker 1: I'm loudly talking and you make crazy arm gestures. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I talk with my hand. Yeah, on my hand.

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Speaker 2: That's not good. No, it's not good at all. So

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Speaker 2: she's clearly I don't know if she's embarrassed or annoyed,

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Speaker 2: pepperoni pizza, like that's insane when they have a ninety

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Speaker 1: Are you talking about how ye bread? Or is it

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Speaker 2: She does she's out of the zone of wanting to

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Speaker 2: So I say to her, it's not my fault. The

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Speaker 3: Rest. So it's it's the table.

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Speaker 2: It's the table, because if we weren't so close, they

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Speaker 2: The woman you're taking up with the restaurant. You have used.

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Speaker 2: It's your words. You said the worst. You don't think

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Speaker 2: behind her back. But why do you need to say

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Speaker 3: He's a New York He's got a feelings.

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Speaker 2: Especially about people. But why gus? You know, he doesn't

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Speaker 2: have to order, You don't have to order it. I

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Speaker 2: get all that, but I feel but it's just it's

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Speaker 2: like when I see something that annoys me, it's like

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Speaker 2: to let it out to satisfy that itch. Because what

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Speaker 2: you're doing is stupid. You're all you're always itchy, always.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he'll like complain to me.

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Speaker 4: If no one else is in the room, He'll start

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Speaker 4: And I'm like, I have no clue what you're talking about.

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Speaker 2: If anyone, honestly though, if anyone could could have I

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Speaker 2: pizza on this menu is insane? Who would order that?

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Speaker 2: You get annoyed your your man ordered a cop solad

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Speaker 2: so wouldn't you be annoyed if you saw this too? Yes,

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Speaker 2: I would be annoyed if I saw this. I it would.

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Speaker 2: It would wouldn't affect me on your level.

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Speaker 5: If it was somebody that I don't know, because I

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Speaker 5: think that's weird. But if Robert ordered this, I would

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, that's crazy. So did you learn your lesson

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Speaker 2: The phone doesn't work regularly. That happened to your old phone.

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Speaker 2: I'm getting I need to and she holds it like

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Speaker 5: That's exactly the words I was just about to use

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Speaker 2: Because you know it's gonna be bad. It can't be good.

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Speaker 5: Why on earth, you know, at ten oh two, why

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Speaker 1: The only time you're going to get a phone call

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Speaker 2: What Emily goes through with all these phone calls is rare. Well,

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Speaker 5: Another question, do you guys have the principal vice principals

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Speaker 2: Do you have them? Do you know those?

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Speaker 1: I don't even know the personal numbers for what the

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Speaker 2: Now she did something that I don't think she's ever

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Speaker 3: I didn't see this coming.

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Speaker 1: She decides to answer it here in the studio. That's

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Speaker 3: And again she only talks on speakerphone, so.

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Speaker 6: Hey, uh, you know, missus Griffis, you have a master, Emily,

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Speaker 2: You know what?

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Speaker 2: Oh yes, I've you don't want to be Nobody wants

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Speaker 5: It was one of those Emily moments where I just

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Speaker 2: Why am I doing this in this room?

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Speaker 1: No, it's a big risk, and you're about to witness

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Speaker 3: Yeah, there's no way you won't witness.

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Speaker 2: No, we're sitting right now. Got to be stuffed.

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Speaker 1: She slides the phone and hello like very sheepishly, because

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, it wasn't the principle, It wasn't the vice principal.

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Speaker 2: It was actually her son. It was actually read and

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Speaker 1: Mom, mom, and you go, what's going on? What's going

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Speaker 5: He calls. Didn't didn't expect to hear his voice. And

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Speaker 6: Mom.

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Speaker 5: I go, I go, yeah, I go, Hi go okay,

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Speaker 5: what's going on? And he goes, I'm in the school

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Speaker 2: Your eye? What's wrong with your eye? Goes, just burns

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Speaker 2: a little bit, goes, can you you can bring me

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Speaker 5: And I do get calls frequently from him from the

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Speaker 2: Sorry that you're hurting.

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Speaker 5: You're gonna be okay, and I'm not going to come

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Speaker 2: That is what I say.

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Speaker 4: Power through and and prior to that, there was a

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Speaker 1: What this obviously hit us kind of weird. And Thor

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Speaker 2: Because so if I ever called my parents, First of all,

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Speaker 1: You know the nurse kids was like for and I

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Speaker 2: You don't want to be you don't want to be

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Speaker 2: You don't want to be a nurse Uh. Secondly, if

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Speaker 1: So how often are you getting these phone calls?

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Speaker 5: About once a week, once a week, sometimes every once

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Speaker 2: So it's just because he wants got a class, right,

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Speaker 5: On with his ear, but his ear's fine, but he

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Speaker 2: I my stomach hurts.

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Speaker 5: I need some tombs, tombs, all kinds of stuff, like

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Speaker 2: I give Emily credit because if this was Sky and

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Speaker 3: Well, I have to have an eye doctor on my way.

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Speaker 3: Well were But in my defense, my daughter will never

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Speaker 4: So if I call, like literally, her eyeball is probably

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Speaker 4: I I don't think I'm ever from the nurse.

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Speaker 2: And so yeah, I didn't go bring my jobs.

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Speaker 5: I've never I think one time he is he does

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Speaker 2: But she's school. I guess it was itchy. It wasn't

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Speaker 2: But again, I respect reds game though, and it's science.

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Speaker 2: You're bored. How are we allowing this to happen?

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Speaker 1: Though?

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Speaker 2: Oh that's where you're at?

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Speaker 1: Well, I mean, if it's once a week, you go,

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Speaker 1: no more, no more going to the nurse, that's over.

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Speaker 1: You're done. You literally have to be bleeding out if

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Speaker 5: I've told him that, but I need to and I

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Speaker 5: guess I don't know, maybe enforce a punishment if that confused.

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Speaker 1: If you order it a co confused, then there shouldn't

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Speaker 2: You've heard handle the truth. Wow, you've heard watch yourself.

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Speaker 2: I heard you better watch yourself. And nothing happened. Nobody

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Speaker 2: watches themselves. And we were in Disneyland at some fancy

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Speaker 5: That is absolutely after you watch it after some stairs

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Speaker 5: and a better watch yourself.

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Speaker 2: It didn't work.

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Speaker 3: Well, because I know some school nurses they're.

437
00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:05,200
Speaker 2: Gonna go watch Minecraft together. The nurse checks read out

438
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:06,399
Speaker 2: because they're still closes.

439
00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:09,880
Speaker 4: Because I've heard there are sub school nurses who don't

440
00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:13,040
Speaker 4: play this game, like they know, really this game this

441
00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:17,439
Speaker 4: one does. They'll literally be like, stop it, your stomach

442
00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:19,439
Speaker 4: doesn't hurt, go back to the class, tell.

443
00:22:19,320 --> 00:22:22,520
Speaker 2: The teacher no more, let them out. Yeah, I have

444
00:22:22,640 --> 00:22:23,119
Speaker 2: thought about that.

445
00:22:23,359 --> 00:22:25,320
Speaker 5: The school nurse doesn't speak that great of English, so

446
00:22:25,359 --> 00:22:27,560
Speaker 5: I've had tried to have conversations with her before.

447
00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:30,600
Speaker 2: So that's is that successful. He's got to play the game.

448
00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:33,560
Speaker 2: I did stuff. I wasn't a nurse kid, but I did,

449
00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:35,280
Speaker 2: like I go to the bathroom and then do a

450
00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:38,040
Speaker 2: lap around the school, Like that's the kind of stuff

451
00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:40,399
Speaker 2: that I did. And then because what are going to

452
00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:41,560
Speaker 2: But I didn't go to the you know, you got

453
00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:43,359
Speaker 2: to play the game. You got to find different things

454
00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:45,680
Speaker 2: to do. You can't just go you can't go to

455
00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:48,240
Speaker 2: the nurse hole all the time, take a lap around

456
00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:51,040
Speaker 2: the school to see it. So you need to see it,

457
00:22:51,119 --> 00:22:53,040
Speaker 2: say you say, mentally you're not feeling right, you need

458
00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:54,200
Speaker 2: to see a counselor.

459
00:22:55,960 --> 00:23:00,560
Speaker 5: D stuff stuff I did the class heard and dying

460
00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:01,680
Speaker 5: to know how Read's eyes doing.

461
00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:06,160
Speaker 2: Clearly, when I picked him up yesterday.

462
00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:09,200
Speaker 5: He basically almost forgot about his eye and even calling

463
00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:10,480
Speaker 5: me and it was fine, right.

464
00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:18,600
Speaker 7: My eyebrows really hurt. I got nothing left. I got

465
00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:22,760
Speaker 7: nothing left, and I'll never hits the phone.

466
00:23:23,119 --> 00:23:27,119
Speaker 1: Probably not probably a good idea, so I'll never forget this.

467
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:31,320
Speaker 1: We were having a conversation about toilet paper and putting

468
00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:32,400
Speaker 1: it on rolls of toilet paper.

469
00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:33,320
Speaker 2: I think it was.

470
00:23:33,359 --> 00:23:37,359
Speaker 1: Because at Emily's house it's chaos and they shared a bathroom,

471
00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:41,359
Speaker 1: and I think it was Robert that just puts the

472
00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:45,200
Speaker 1: toilet paper on top of where the roll goes instead

473
00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:47,000
Speaker 1: of actually putting it on the roller.

474
00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:47,320
Speaker 6: Right.

475
00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:50,760
Speaker 5: First of all, I'd like to say, I'm upset at

476
00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:52,639
Speaker 5: you for taking it back to that dark time in

477
00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:54,399
Speaker 5: your bathroom.

478
00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:57,800
Speaker 7: You're okay, You're okay, but I don't feel babeee.

479
00:23:57,840 --> 00:24:03,960
Speaker 2: You're okay, babe dark. I know, I remember, I remember

480
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:08,000
Speaker 2: I had to see that place, that bathroom anymore, like

481
00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:09,399
Speaker 2: not at all, like when was the last time you

482
00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:12,200
Speaker 2: got in there. You're oh god, I don't go in there.

483
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:16,200
Speaker 2: Oh my god. They anybody, they do anybody, They don't

484
00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:19,240
Speaker 2: really barely. Not my problem anymore, not my problem.

485
00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:22,639
Speaker 5: But yes, they would never like I would put the

486
00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:25,040
Speaker 5: toilet paper on the thing like I would always do that,

487
00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:25,600
Speaker 5: and they.

488
00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:27,960
Speaker 2: Would take it off to use that psychotic. It wasn't

489
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:29,520
Speaker 2: like okay, they'd finish it and then get a new

490
00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:30,879
Speaker 2: put it on.

491
00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:33,760
Speaker 1: And I'm not joking. In the pen, I don't think

492
00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:36,239
Speaker 1: they have I think they get a toilet paper roll.

493
00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:37,000
Speaker 1: I don't think they.

494
00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:39,040
Speaker 2: Get it like there's not a little thing in the wall.

495
00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:42,119
Speaker 2: They just get a toilet piece of or a roll

496
00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:42,720
Speaker 2: of toilet paper.

497
00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:43,240
Speaker 3: It's party.

498
00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:45,399
Speaker 2: So I think that's how he's used to using it.

499
00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:48,320
Speaker 5: That would make sense. So that's why he's training the

500
00:24:48,359 --> 00:24:50,120
Speaker 5: way he's training our son to use it, which is great.

501
00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:55,320
Speaker 5: But yeah, so he would never even put it.

502
00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:59,879
Speaker 1: On there in your new, beautiful, remodeled back, gorgeous you

503
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:03,680
Speaker 1: you live in. Yeah, when you put your toilet paper

504
00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:06,600
Speaker 1: on the roll, over or under.

505
00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:08,440
Speaker 2: There's only one answer. It's over.

506
00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:10,840
Speaker 1: I thought so too, But I do I thought you

507
00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:14,439
Speaker 1: you've said before and I know Thoras said this, it's whatever.

508
00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:16,600
Speaker 1: Thora doesn't put any thought into me.

509
00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:19,840
Speaker 2: I'm whatever about First of all, I'm a wipeespan. Oh god,

510
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:20,920
Speaker 2: let's get that out of the way.

511
00:25:21,080 --> 00:25:21,240
Speaker 5: Own.

512
00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:24,640
Speaker 2: Web Span still zill you don't go toilet paper first

513
00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:25,760
Speaker 2: and then clean up with wipes?

514
00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:25,960
Speaker 6: No?

515
00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:29,760
Speaker 2: Why because he's never been more offended than this. Yeah,

516
00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:31,600
Speaker 2: because it's like you get like the stuff off and

517
00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:34,160
Speaker 2: then you're cleaning up. If anything, it would be if

518
00:25:34,359 --> 00:25:36,120
Speaker 2: I get what you're saying, but it would be the opposite,

519
00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:38,680
Speaker 2: mess it around or something. No, that's what toilet paper does.

520
00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:41,040
Speaker 2: That's why in England and stuff, they don't use toilet paper,

521
00:25:41,119 --> 00:25:45,560
Speaker 2: they use bidets or wipes. Google it really because toilet

522
00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:48,639
Speaker 2: paper just Toiletre's no, it's just tissue. There's that just

523
00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:50,800
Speaker 2: wipes it around. It's like, didn't we do a study

524
00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:52,520
Speaker 2: one so they took a candy bar and they're like,

525
00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:55,680
Speaker 2: if never that sky and the toilet paper just moved

526
00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:57,680
Speaker 2: it around, which is exactly what I know. I seems

527
00:25:57,680 --> 00:25:59,520
Speaker 2: confused by this, but that's what the study we did.

528
00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:02,680
Speaker 2: They said wipes actually clean, but then wipes are bad

529
00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:06,760
Speaker 2: for the plumbing. Yeah, yeah, thank you. But back in

530
00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:10,800
Speaker 2: the day when you used the dark time. Yeah, my

531
00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:13,600
Speaker 2: wife still uses toilet paper, though she uses my wifes now,

532
00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:16,760
Speaker 2: which is annoying. Wait, what your why don't you just

533
00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:21,800
Speaker 2: be one? Yeah, a white family toilet paper. She used

534
00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:24,440
Speaker 2: the toilet paper. The house came with a lot of

535
00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:27,040
Speaker 2: toilet paper for some reason. So we have all this

536
00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:30,480
Speaker 2: excess toilet paper. One ply though, but I don't want

537
00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:32,000
Speaker 2: to buy new toilet paper because we have all this

538
00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:35,920
Speaker 2: toilet paper. So my wife, Uh, she's very lazy with

539
00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:38,720
Speaker 2: toilet paper. What I mean by that is she does

540
00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:42,159
Speaker 2: she keeps it. If a toilet paper runs out, she

541
00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:45,280
Speaker 2: just keeps it there. And then we'll and then we'll

542
00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:47,240
Speaker 2: just start using my wipes rather than only get new

543
00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:49,760
Speaker 2: toilet paper. So that I'll so that I'll tell her, hey,

544
00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:51,160
Speaker 2: you need to get new tile paper and stop using

545
00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:53,320
Speaker 2: my wipes, because I know what she's doing. So she'll

546
00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:56,159
Speaker 2: get new toilet paper, keep the roll that's empty on

547
00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:58,600
Speaker 2: the little handle, and then put the new toilet paper

548
00:26:58,720 --> 00:27:03,240
Speaker 2: on the toilet rather than just take me off. Isn't

549
00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:07,639
Speaker 2: that insane? Isn't that insane? Yes, Yeah, it's why we

550
00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:09,639
Speaker 2: talked about it with her. Yeah, so that's what the

551
00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:11,760
Speaker 2: Haley does the same thing, but she didn't do jail time.

552
00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:15,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, my daughter does it, and it's a fully lazy move.

553
00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:17,480
Speaker 2: It's just a lazy mood because she doesn't.

554
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:19,760
Speaker 3: Want to do the full step of taking the empty

555
00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:23,560
Speaker 3: so she just sets it on top of that.

556
00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:25,640
Speaker 2: That will never fly in my house.

557
00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:28,360
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I finally had allowed that in my house.

558
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:31,800
Speaker 1: If I saw it, I would go, hey, hey, we're

559
00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:35,680
Speaker 1: not a third world country. You have the ability to

560
00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:39,240
Speaker 1: use your hand. You're gonna you're gonna put the toilet

561
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:42,840
Speaker 1: paper on every single time. I don't care what's going on.

562
00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:45,520
Speaker 1: Let me tell let me explain this to At some point,

563
00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:47,720
Speaker 1: you're gonna leave this house and you're gonna live with

564
00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:50,560
Speaker 1: roommates and eventually maybe even get married. And when you do,

565
00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:53,359
Speaker 1: I have not done my job as a parent. If

566
00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:54,760
Speaker 1: I send you out in the world and allow this

567
00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:55,880
Speaker 1: to happen, it won't happen.

568
00:27:56,119 --> 00:27:59,200
Speaker 5: Wow, I'm gonna take the recording of what you just

569
00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:00,680
Speaker 5: said and play for my son read to do it.

570
00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:04,920
Speaker 2: I'm gonna play for my wife the world.

571
00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:07,960
Speaker 1: So when you did do toilet paper, and now that

572
00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:10,760
Speaker 1: you know your wife does this crazy move, you said

573
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:13,159
Speaker 1: you don't care whether it's over armed her.

574
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:16,760
Speaker 2: It doesn't bother me at all. I don't. That's so weird.

575
00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:20,600
Speaker 2: It's it's weird. It's not because sometimes she'll go under,

576
00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:23,879
Speaker 2: sometimes she'll go over. The chicks crazy, she's crazy.

577
00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:27,720
Speaker 1: So I still can't, like, I can't rent my head

578
00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:29,920
Speaker 1: around the family's right. There's one way to do it

579
00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:32,399
Speaker 1: in my world, and it's over and over only, and

580
00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:35,520
Speaker 1: that's it. It's just that wids do under. They don't

581
00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:36,080
Speaker 1: they know better.

582
00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:37,920
Speaker 2: Do you talk to them? I have had to talk

583
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:41,320
Speaker 2: with them. I've come home before and it's been under

584
00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:44,960
Speaker 2: and I go, no, do you think they stress out?

585
00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:48,080
Speaker 2: And I go, hey, probably it makes them go more,

586
00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:52,120
Speaker 2: maybe nervous, brolly. No, there's only one way in our

587
00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:54,680
Speaker 2: house over and that's it. That's it.

588
00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:58,320
Speaker 3: Wow, ever reversed it at someone else's house?

589
00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:03,840
Speaker 2: Yes, me too, that's insane, that's it. I would never

590
00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:10,720
Speaker 2: did it. Yekism. Sorry, I'm not.

591
00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:11,120
Speaker 1: I'm not.

592
00:29:11,280 --> 00:29:13,920
Speaker 2: I'm not going to use and I see an under.

593
00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:18,640
Speaker 3: And I feel like I'm doing them a favor when I'm.

594
00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:23,840
Speaker 1: Doing it's their kids bathroom. The guest room is kind

595
00:29:23,880 --> 00:29:25,680
Speaker 1: of like their kids bathroom, so they don't know what

596
00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:27,200
Speaker 1: they're doing, so I helped them out.

597
00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:29,120
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what if I had Eddie and Sky

598
00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:32,000
Speaker 2: and Emily over and they changed my toilet paper last time.

599
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:38,000
Speaker 2: You guys are coming opposite you. Thank you. I like

600
00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:39,880
Speaker 2: it the way I like you go. Thank you. You

601
00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:41,880
Speaker 2: know I'm gonna go to your house. I'm gonna change

602
00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:44,320
Speaker 2: and I know it would be and I would.

603
00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:47,280
Speaker 1: I would honestly let your whole house on fire. That's

604
00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:48,160
Speaker 1: the way I feel.

605
00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:51,920
Speaker 2: That's true. Yes, well, I like their toilet paper on fire,

606
00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:52,520
Speaker 2: and that the whole house.

607
00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:55,400
Speaker 3: Well you heard how much toilet paper they have stopped.

608
00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:59,640
Speaker 2: Only one door does it? And Eddie starts screaming at

609
00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:04,680
Speaker 2: his kids. I haven't trained, they would never do it. Yeah,

610
00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:12,720
Speaker 2: Emily serious, I have strong feeling. Okay. Well, science apparently

611
00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:16,480
Speaker 2: has gotten in on the debate as well. Really there's

612
00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:18,880
Speaker 2: only one way, yeah, thank you. Well, according to you

613
00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:20,560
Speaker 2: fake science.

614
00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:27,640
Speaker 4: A recent poll, seventy of people say, just based on preference, over.

615
00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:29,000
Speaker 3: Is clearly the way to go.

616
00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:31,200
Speaker 2: How the design was made.

617
00:30:31,240 --> 00:30:34,000
Speaker 3: That's what most people believe. It's it's the best way

618
00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:34,200
Speaker 3: to do.

619
00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:34,560
Speaker 5: Yeah.

620
00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:35,680
Speaker 2: Well, uh.

621
00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:40,320
Speaker 4: They asked a microbiologist the same question, do you have

622
00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:43,480
Speaker 4: a preference do you think there is a correct way

623
00:30:43,640 --> 00:30:45,120
Speaker 4: to put the toilet page?

624
00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:47,600
Speaker 2: The microbiologists go, why are you bothering me with this?

625
00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:48,760
Speaker 5: Yeah?

626
00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:52,880
Speaker 4: Probably, And then after that gave an answer saying that

627
00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:59,400
Speaker 4: under is the safer and more effective way.

628
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:03,480
Speaker 2: Hand are you You don't have a preference? I don't,

629
00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:06,240
Speaker 2: but I just love it. Here's a what do you know?

630
00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:07,040
Speaker 1: You're right?

631
00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:15,960
Speaker 2: Preparation preparation Issue's godsake, more fiber, got a little worse

632
00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:21,200
Speaker 2: going on there. God, Okay, I don't very concerned.

633
00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:23,280
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, talk to your doctor about it.

634
00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:29,080
Speaker 4: So anyway, here's the reason it is safer and more effective.

635
00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:36,240
Speaker 4: They say the over orientation requires two hands to get

636
00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:39,760
Speaker 4: the TP off, sometimes to get the role going to

637
00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:44,720
Speaker 4: break the tissue. They say that risks more contamination because

638
00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:49,320
Speaker 4: you now have two hands touching the TP, where the under,

639
00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:54,280
Speaker 4: according to the scientist, is a one hand perceived wrong

640
00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:57,880
Speaker 4: where you can pull and rip with just one hand.

641
00:31:58,160 --> 00:32:02,880
Speaker 2: It put under and see what happens. You're gonna you're

642
00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:06,360
Speaker 2: not gonna bet, you're not gonna be flying to the mummy.

643
00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:07,280
Speaker 3: You come out looking.

644
00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:11,240
Speaker 2: I mean that's because if you don't get a clean tear,

645
00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:15,320
Speaker 2: it's just gonna go, I mean I've never had that issue. Right,

646
00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:18,200
Speaker 2: I'm losing. You probably use two hands, no, I want

647
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:21,960
Speaker 2: to know. You know, you don't know one hand and wipe.

648
00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:25,560
Speaker 2: Weird you press your wipe.

649
00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:28,680
Speaker 3: Yeah.

650
00:32:28,920 --> 00:32:33,520
Speaker 4: So, but after the scientist said that, everybody said, we

651
00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:37,720
Speaker 4: don't care is to do it over, and we're just

652
00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:39,000
Speaker 4: gonna keep doing it that way.

653
00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:41,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, conversation over, Okay,