WEBVTT - HR. 3 - Craig Gass In Studio 0:00:00.040 --> 0:00:02.080 I need a head north with the power trip. 0:00:02.160 --> 0:00:04.840 Join the guys is up at Brandview Lodge this Thursday 0:00:04.880 --> 0:00:07.800 and Friday. Be there on Thursday night for all fair 0:00:07.960 --> 0:00:12.360 fun and then stick around as we go live on 0:00:12.400 --> 0:00:15.200 the air Friday morning, including the initials game. And you 0:00:15.200 --> 0:00:18.400 were shot at a two night Grand Feu stay with food, 0:00:18.560 --> 0:00:20.919 golf and a massage at their spot at all the 0:00:20.920 --> 0:00:24.200 details today at KFE dot com slash grand View. 0:00:24.720 --> 0:00:26.400 Yeah, it's gonna be fun. I can't wait this week. 0:00:26.520 --> 0:00:29.800 I cannot wait. Thursday night, Friday morning happening. Man, Oh, 0:00:29.960 --> 0:00:32.560 that's happening. That's right, ladies and gentlemen. 0:00:32.600 --> 0:00:35.640 He's at the New Hope Cinemagrill Oh sauce again. 0:00:35.800 --> 0:00:36.800 Five shows this week. 0:00:36.840 --> 0:00:40.920 Oh, Craig Oh, Craig gas gas sennatmcgrell dot com for tickets. 0:00:40.920 --> 0:00:43.159 And you know Craig from not only The House Stern Show, 0:00:43.159 --> 0:00:45.280 but King Queen's Family, Guy, America, Dad, Sex and the 0:00:45.320 --> 0:00:47.680 City and so much much in this show and this. 0:00:47.680 --> 0:00:51.800 Show seven times or something many times, Yeah, many dared. 0:00:51.840 --> 0:00:52.440 How the hell are you? 0:00:52.520 --> 0:00:52.959 Man? Dude? 0:00:52.960 --> 0:00:54.600 When I got in my car, I always like to 0:00:54.840 --> 0:00:57.440 listen so I can jump into the conversation with that. 0:00:57.560 --> 0:01:00.120 Wherever it's going, we want to talk about Marnie's ducks. 0:01:00.520 --> 0:01:03.840 Well, on the way in, I just I was listening, going, wow, 0:01:03.880 --> 0:01:06.000 this is such a crazy conversation, and I thought if 0:01:06.000 --> 0:01:08.039 I was to take this like as a consult like 0:01:08.040 --> 0:01:08.920 a radio consultant. 0:01:09.080 --> 0:01:10.679 A radio consultant is. 0:01:10.640 --> 0:01:14.600 A guy who will come in and give you some weird, 0:01:14.800 --> 0:01:18.240 like mid level executive job advice just to be able 0:01:18.280 --> 0:01:20.679 to justify their job. But they'll play you like a 0:01:20.720 --> 0:01:23.280 segment of your show, and you're and you'll overanalyze, well, 0:01:23.280 --> 0:01:24.400 why'd you pick that segment? 0:01:24.600 --> 0:01:24.840 You know? 0:01:25.160 --> 0:01:28.560 But if I'm to play somebody a break that I 0:01:28.600 --> 0:01:33.759 heard and ask is this a country western morning show? 0:01:34.720 --> 0:01:37.000 Is this a sports station or is this just a 0:01:37.000 --> 0:01:38.399 bunch of stoners doing a podcast? 0:01:38.520 --> 0:01:39.240 Right? Yeah? 0:01:40.080 --> 0:01:41.960 This and this is the audio you would hear. 0:01:42.120 --> 0:01:46.360 Yeah, man, can you imagine if like a moose et 0:01:46.440 --> 0:01:51.840 you do you think about this? What if you could 0:01:51.880 --> 0:01:57.080 hear worms scream like a measurement? Dude? During a worm scream? 0:01:57.080 --> 0:01:59.440 I was like, what do I have a contact time 0:02:00.120 --> 0:02:03.400 listening to here? It was? It was wildly entertaining on 0:02:03.440 --> 0:02:06.080 the way over here. But it's good to see you guys. 0:02:06.720 --> 0:02:09.760 Do you believe that worm screams would be loud. Sauce 0:02:09.840 --> 0:02:10.920 is convinced they would be loud. 0:02:11.000 --> 0:02:12.680 Yeah, I don't know how I jumped into the middle 0:02:12.720 --> 0:02:14.079 of it. That That's the thing is, I didn't know 0:02:14.160 --> 0:02:16.760 what the jumping point. I didn't I just heard that 0:02:16.880 --> 0:02:19.079 middle segment and went like, wait, why are we talking 0:02:19.080 --> 0:02:21.480 about wearing screaming. I don't understand where the what the 0:02:21.520 --> 0:02:22.040 reference was. 0:02:22.240 --> 0:02:24.840 They might be drowning, they might be getting stepped on, like, 0:02:25.080 --> 0:02:27.560 they might be in complete agony at all times. 0:02:27.560 --> 0:02:29.359 It just seems like they have terrible lives. 0:02:29.480 --> 0:02:33.239 Yeah, it sucks to be a worm man agreed, without question. 0:02:33.639 --> 0:02:35.000 I agree, I totally agree. 0:02:35.080 --> 0:02:39.200 I just was enjoying the intensity of the the. 0:02:39.720 --> 0:02:43.440 Micro subject of the country. We try to be as 0:02:43.480 --> 0:02:44.519 profound as possible. 0:02:44.840 --> 0:02:46.400 I never thought about it. So you're right, we do 0:02:46.480 --> 0:02:49.400 sound like stoners sometimes. I agree with you, and that 0:02:49.600 --> 0:02:51.160 definitely is a good example. 0:02:50.960 --> 0:02:55.680 And speaking to stoners. Marni Gelinner, Craig Marte Gollner not 0:02:55.800 --> 0:03:00.000 right now, all right, She's also not, in general very professional. 0:03:00.720 --> 0:03:04.760 I just went through something that have you ever called up. 0:03:04.800 --> 0:03:10.840 An ex just to like dunk on them? Ever, like 0:03:11.080 --> 0:03:12.320 if you were had an ex that you felt like 0:03:12.360 --> 0:03:13.680 the need to like follow up. 0:03:13.840 --> 0:03:17.920 Not lately in college. Sure, I'm not even sure if 0:03:17.960 --> 0:03:21.760 this is appropriate conversation have on the radio. But something 0:03:21.880 --> 0:03:25.680 happened just a couple of weeks ago that was so 0:03:25.760 --> 0:03:29.280 mind blowing that that was attached to an argument that 0:03:29.320 --> 0:03:33.880 I got into twenty years ago. Twenty years ago, I 0:03:34.000 --> 0:03:36.560 go to Anchorage, Alaska for the first time to do 0:03:36.600 --> 0:03:40.000 stand up comedy. My ex is with me when I 0:03:40.040 --> 0:03:43.440 go to the club and we meet a local comedian. 0:03:43.760 --> 0:03:50.360 His name is Matt Becker, Matt with one T Becker, 0:03:50.720 --> 0:03:52.120 and we talked to him for thirty minutes. 0:03:52.240 --> 0:03:52.880 We come out. 0:03:53.200 --> 0:03:56.600 My ex looks at me and goes, I like him. 0:03:57.280 --> 0:04:01.480 I said he's creepy. He's very creepy, and she said, 0:04:01.480 --> 0:04:02.120 we mean he's creepy. 0:04:02.160 --> 0:04:02.560 I see. 0:04:02.680 --> 0:04:05.160 And we got an argument about and we had gotten 0:04:05.200 --> 0:04:07.960 into this argument several times that I think I have 0:04:08.000 --> 0:04:11.640 an intuition about people, and she said, you're always wrong, 0:04:11.640 --> 0:04:13.560 and I said, I do have an intuition about people. 0:04:13.600 --> 0:04:16.479 I'm just saying you can tell something about somebody by 0:04:16.480 --> 0:04:19.719 the words they use, and that guy is creepy. 0:04:19.320 --> 0:04:22.200 He's really really dark. That was the argument twenty years ago. 0:04:23.240 --> 0:04:24.680 If you're able to right now, I'd like you to 0:04:24.720 --> 0:04:28.520 open up your Twitter on your phone and go to 0:04:28.680 --> 0:04:34.320 the Anchorage Police Department's Twitter page, where on March fourteenth, 0:04:34.480 --> 0:04:38.919 the Anchorage Police Department put out a flurry of tweets 0:04:39.000 --> 0:04:41.880 saying to be on the lookout for a man in 0:04:41.960 --> 0:04:45.400 Anchorage who is on a murder spree. He has a 0:04:45.600 --> 0:04:48.800 list of people that he wants to take out, and 0:04:48.880 --> 0:04:51.560 he's starting from the top of the list, and his 0:04:51.720 --> 0:04:55.360 name was Matt Becker. 0:04:55.200 --> 0:04:59.360 With one T Matthew Thomas Becker. Yes, hop about this headline? Dude, 0:04:59.360 --> 0:05:02.359 am I stepping on you touch this headline? Here's the 0:05:02.360 --> 0:05:04.839 headline that you just referenced to March twenty or March 0:05:04.880 --> 0:05:08.839 nineteenth of twenty twenty six. Comedy club owner with terminal 0:05:08.960 --> 0:05:13.440 cancer guns down X in law hunt's ex wife before 0:05:13.480 --> 0:05:14.360 turning up dead. 0:05:14.560 --> 0:05:18.320 Yes, it's a terrible story. Holy it's a terrible, terrible story. 0:05:18.360 --> 0:05:19.920 But here's how much I love being right. 0:05:20.560 --> 0:05:26.080 I cannot tell you the joy of being able to 0:05:26.080 --> 0:05:29.520 call an ex from twenty years ago and hear her 0:05:29.560 --> 0:05:31.479 pick up the phone with like a question mark in 0:05:31.520 --> 0:05:33.480 her voice of like hello, and. 0:05:33.400 --> 0:05:38.240 Be able to go, ah, guess who has intuition, and 0:05:38.240 --> 0:05:41.520 it was such a like I have to believe there 0:05:41.560 --> 0:05:45.520 were people in nineteen forties Germany who were like, I told. 0:05:45.320 --> 0:05:46.480 You not to buy that guy's painting. 0:05:46.480 --> 0:05:49.040 He's here, he's like, you know, like, there's just I 0:05:49.160 --> 0:05:51.120 feel like there's a handful of people out there who 0:05:51.160 --> 0:05:56.240 have the intuition that I have about people. And for you, 0:05:56.480 --> 0:05:58.279 my hope is that someday. 0:05:59.440 --> 0:06:02.160 A crazy murder spree happens for you too, and that 0:06:02.279 --> 0:06:05.120 you can be validated. So but yeah, it's it's that 0:06:05.320 --> 0:06:08.080 was a I'm realizing this story is not going overwhelm. 0:06:07.760 --> 0:06:10.880 Man, dude, I completely would have called hers as well. 0:06:11.520 --> 0:06:13.920 Someone could be I had the same feeling every time 0:06:13.920 --> 0:06:15.360 I'm in a room with meets Paul Lambert. 0:06:15.520 --> 0:06:18.480 Yeah, I knew how somehow I was going to turn 0:06:18.520 --> 0:06:18.840 around to you. 0:06:19.520 --> 0:06:20.000 Yeah yeah. 0:06:20.200 --> 0:06:21.160 How is his material? 0:06:22.880 --> 0:06:23.040 Yeah? 0:06:23.279 --> 0:06:24.320 Was he funny to kill? 0:06:25.040 --> 0:06:27.680 Are there any jokes that are left on the table 0:06:27.680 --> 0:06:30.520 that we could take now? I don't know, but his 0:06:30.520 --> 0:06:33.680 his he was BFFs with Doug Stanhope, who was also 0:06:33.720 --> 0:06:34.520 a pretty dark guy. 0:06:34.760 --> 0:06:38.560 Wow, but yeah not as dark dark? Yeah, pretty dark, 0:06:38.600 --> 0:06:41.680 And his material was like I just remember that he 0:06:41.800 --> 0:06:44.960 was this quirky guy who loved to do magic tricks 0:06:44.960 --> 0:06:47.640 for people, which maybe that's something that kind of triggers 0:06:47.640 --> 0:06:51.520 me as well. Comedians and magicians. Yeah, comedians magicians. 0:06:51.560 --> 0:06:53.400 I don't know, there's like three of those, right, the 0:06:53.480 --> 0:06:57.599 amazing Jonathan Obviously, Penn and Teller are kind of comedians 0:06:57.640 --> 0:06:59.000 slash magicians, right. 0:06:58.960 --> 0:07:01.520 It's pretty rare, very many though. Yeah, Penn and Teller 0:07:01.560 --> 0:07:03.960 are great. I the last time I was in town, 0:07:04.400 --> 0:07:08.080 I asked Chris if he wanted to go see metallicap 0:07:08.080 --> 0:07:10.440 Metallica's before me here, and he was like, yeah, I might, 0:07:10.480 --> 0:07:12.640 and I go, I go, And I didn't want to say, like, dude, 0:07:12.960 --> 0:07:15.520 go because I'm gonna hook it up. And then he said, 0:07:15.520 --> 0:07:17.000 all right, let's go. So we went to the talk 0:07:17.040 --> 0:07:18.080 show and we had this great time. 0:07:18.120 --> 0:07:18.880 We went into. 0:07:18.640 --> 0:07:22.040 The middle of the stage, the snake think pit of 0:07:22.080 --> 0:07:24.400 the show and Chris, you told me a story that 0:07:24.520 --> 0:07:29.600 night that blew my mind that years and years and 0:07:29.640 --> 0:07:32.080 years ago you got to go backstage to a concert once. 0:07:33.640 --> 0:07:36.120 And is it okay to bring this up? They all 0:07:36.160 --> 0:07:37.720 know it, the slaughter story. 0:07:37.840 --> 0:07:40.440 Oh my god, yeah, oh yeah, we all know the story, Okay, 0:07:40.480 --> 0:07:41.200 so legendary. 0:07:41.280 --> 0:07:43.880 My memory of the story is that he got to 0:07:43.920 --> 0:07:47.280 go backstage to a Slaughter show. But the weird thing 0:07:47.360 --> 0:07:49.960 that resonated from that night, that stayed in his memory 0:07:50.200 --> 0:07:53.680 was that the girl who got them the backstage passes 0:07:54.320 --> 0:07:58.640 had emerged from the backstage area with the all access 0:07:58.680 --> 0:08:04.240 passes and she seemed to have white stuff on her. Yeah, 0:08:04.280 --> 0:08:08.680 and it really, it really, uh creeped him out. But 0:08:08.760 --> 0:08:12.400 he went backstage, of course, and I have I just 0:08:12.440 --> 0:08:18.600 did a show three weeks ago opening for Slaughter. You 0:08:18.640 --> 0:08:21.720 did not, No way I did. And uh, this is 0:08:21.760 --> 0:08:25.040 a message from Mark Slaughter here that he wants to 0:08:25.080 --> 0:08:27.240 clarify for Chris. 0:08:27.680 --> 0:08:30.000 Is this real? This is totally real? This is. 0:08:31.960 --> 0:08:35.439 This is this is this is this queen, this is clean. 0:08:35.800 --> 0:08:38.160 This is thirty five years ago. 0:08:38.120 --> 0:08:40.160 That this happened thirty five years ago. I don't know 0:08:40.160 --> 0:08:41.520 why this audio is not all right. 0:08:41.679 --> 0:08:45.120 The Wi Fi in here sucks. If that matters, it 0:08:45.280 --> 0:08:48.040 is not hold on a Mark Slaughter. 0:08:48.280 --> 0:08:50.480 Mark Slaughter one of the best ever Up All nights, 0:08:50.480 --> 0:08:52.880 Sleep all day, Flight of the Angels. I just love 0:08:52.920 --> 0:08:53.240 that band. 0:08:53.360 --> 0:09:01.280 Okay, this is on my Instagram at Craig Gas Comedy 0:09:01.320 --> 0:09:05.840 with two s's and Mark I told him the story. 0:09:06.520 --> 0:09:10.640 Mark laughed about it, and he sent. 0:09:10.400 --> 0:09:13.839 Me a message to send along to you where he 0:09:13.960 --> 0:09:19.280 explained that it actually was not. According to him, it 0:09:19.440 --> 0:09:23.199 was not the white stuff that you thought it was. 0:09:25.760 --> 0:09:31.359 I'm waiting for the Yeah, hold on, here we go, Chris. 0:09:31.200 --> 0:09:33.520 My buddy Kreig Gass told me about the one time 0:09:33.760 --> 0:09:38.360 he wanted to go backstage to a Slaughter show and 0:09:38.800 --> 0:09:43.319 you were suspicious about the girl who got the backstage 0:09:43.440 --> 0:09:45.600 passes because she had white. 0:09:45.280 --> 0:09:46.760 Stuff on her. 0:09:47.640 --> 0:09:51.440 Well, I assure you that at every Slaughter show there 0:09:51.520 --> 0:09:53.079 is tons of catering. 0:09:53.559 --> 0:09:59.400 So that was Mani's there you go. It made. 0:10:02.160 --> 0:10:04.520 Thank you Craig Slaughter, Craig Gas and Mark Slaughter. 0:10:04.720 --> 0:10:08.440 Yeah, that video is at Craig Gas Comedy. Craig Gass 0:10:08.520 --> 0:10:09.480 with two S's comedy. 0:10:10.120 --> 0:10:11.320 Remember that, Thank you for that. 0:10:11.320 --> 0:10:13.079 That was one of the craziest stories I've ever heard. 0:10:13.240 --> 0:10:15.280 It was like, never forget the idea of having such 0:10:15.280 --> 0:10:17.640 a cool experience, but going, what did you do to 0:10:17.720 --> 0:10:20.800 get us into this show like that? Yeah, and the 0:10:20.840 --> 0:10:23.439 boyfriend didn't put the two and two together. Carry The 0:10:23.480 --> 0:10:27.040 boyfriend was like, great you met Slaughter. Slaughter by the way, Saws, 0:10:27.360 --> 0:10:30.400 can I ask you a question? Yeah, because this is 0:10:30.440 --> 0:10:32.319 the case for me, Maurnie. Maybe this is the case 0:10:32.360 --> 0:10:32.920 for you as well. 0:10:33.760 --> 0:10:37.600 I just learned about sixty seconds ago that there's a 0:10:37.640 --> 0:10:39.920 guy in Slaughter whose last name is Slaughter. 0:10:40.040 --> 0:10:40.240 Yeah. 0:10:40.360 --> 0:10:42.800 I didn't know that. I don't know that. I just 0:10:42.800 --> 0:10:44.120 thought that was the name of the band. I didn't 0:10:44.120 --> 0:10:45.839 know it was Mark Slaughter. I didn't know this was 0:10:45.920 --> 0:10:47.240 Van Halen or von Jovi. 0:10:47.720 --> 0:10:50.280 Yeah, I didn't know that either. I thought it was Slaughter. Yeah, 0:10:50.280 --> 0:10:51.760 I thought I thought it was just a clever name. 0:10:52.400 --> 0:10:54.440 Was he the only one with the last name Slaughter. 0:10:54.760 --> 0:10:56.360 He is the only one in the band with the 0:10:56.400 --> 0:10:58.240 last name Slaughter, so it is his band. 0:10:58.720 --> 0:11:00.640 Did not know that. He's great, man, I love that guy. 0:11:00.640 --> 0:11:03.080 That's cool. How often, uh do you guys have comedians 0:11:03.080 --> 0:11:05.880 in the studio? Is it maybe four times? 0:11:05.920 --> 0:11:06.120 Yeah? 0:11:06.200 --> 0:11:06.840 Four five times? 0:11:07.240 --> 0:11:08.680 Yeah, we don't do very often yet. 0:11:08.679 --> 0:11:10.839 Well yeah, yeah, who comes in and really like knocks 0:11:10.840 --> 0:11:11.600 it out of the party. 0:11:11.679 --> 0:11:15.320 Daniels, d Daniels, Kelsey Cook, Zion Manson. 0:11:16.160 --> 0:11:17.760 We used to have Mary mac On all the time, 0:11:17.880 --> 0:11:21.120 Tommy Ryman, Well, it's my forgeme. That's about it. Those 0:11:21.160 --> 0:11:22.640 are kind of like our that's our stable. 0:11:22.840 --> 0:11:25.120 We had what student name tell stories all the time. 0:11:25.480 --> 0:11:25.760 He's a. 0:11:27.400 --> 0:11:31.040 Remember we had him in the one time. He writes 0:11:31.080 --> 0:11:32.320 books too, He's. 0:11:32.160 --> 0:11:39.600 Uh, Paul Mercuri, Yeah, we have had this writes books. Yeah, 0:11:39.800 --> 0:11:42.280 you have a comedian come in and just swing and miss. 0:11:43.520 --> 0:11:46.880 Sure about ten minutes ago. 0:11:47.840 --> 0:11:54.400 That's good. You just got slaughtered Marty's stand up comedian. Well, 0:11:55.480 --> 0:11:56.360 why do you bring it up? 0:11:56.480 --> 0:11:59.400 Because you I love having that conversation with radio friends 0:11:59.400 --> 0:12:01.960 to say, like, who's your favorite comedians? You had on 0:12:02.040 --> 0:12:05.440 who's your which comedians come on and just didn't connect 0:12:05.440 --> 0:12:07.280 with you? And you always hear the same names in 0:12:07.320 --> 0:12:09.880 both categories. And then everybody has a Tracy Morgan story 0:12:09.880 --> 0:12:12.240 about how we are Tracy more, how Tracy Morgan tried 0:12:12.280 --> 0:12:15.440 to like assault somebody in the in the hallway or something. 0:12:15.840 --> 0:12:17.760 The only issue we ever had wasn't with a comedian. 0:12:17.840 --> 0:12:22.400 When Chips Enough tried to seduce our Carly Zucker on air, Yeah, 0:12:25.360 --> 0:12:26.480 I was one of the best. 0:12:26.520 --> 0:12:30.360 I know Chips Enough. Yeah you know, yeah, chip Hawk 0:12:30.480 --> 0:12:33.720 loves Hawk loves I love that band. So when I 0:12:33.720 --> 0:12:35.040 love eighty stuff, it's the best I love. 0:12:35.120 --> 0:12:35.320 Yeah. 0:12:35.320 --> 0:12:38.520 For some reason, music musicians have been my biggest supporters 0:12:38.559 --> 0:12:40.920 and and I've opened for a lot of bands over 0:12:40.920 --> 0:12:43.800 the years, like Metallica and System of a Down and uh, 0:12:43.880 --> 0:12:45.640 and then I got in trouble here last time I 0:12:45.679 --> 0:12:47.960 was in town when I did a show at First 0:12:48.000 --> 0:12:52.079 Avenue opening for Pantera, Because I did this whole when 0:12:52.120 --> 0:12:53.560 I opened for a band, I'm too much of a 0:12:53.559 --> 0:12:56.360 puss to say, hey, I'm a stand up comedian. Here's 0:12:56.360 --> 0:12:58.680 some jokes, because I just know, like when I opened 0:12:58.679 --> 0:13:00.800 from Metallica, it don't on me when I got to 0:13:00.840 --> 0:13:05.120 the venue that everyone hears on coke, like what am 0:13:05.120 --> 0:13:05.720 I doing here? 0:13:05.760 --> 0:13:06.080 Like this? 0:13:06.080 --> 0:13:06.600 This is like. 0:13:08.480 --> 0:13:11.600 It's a terrible idea to stand up comedy in front 0:13:11.640 --> 0:13:14.079 of a rock crowd. So I just walked on stage 0:13:14.120 --> 0:13:17.960 and said, hey, my name's Craig On, Metallica's tour manager. 0:13:18.440 --> 0:13:21.679 Yeah, I said, the band has some very important announcements 0:13:21.840 --> 0:13:23.640 they asked me to read, and all of them were fake. 0:13:23.720 --> 0:13:25.360 It was just it was all a bunch of cool 0:13:25.400 --> 0:13:28.280 stuff that's not going to happen, and it gets them 0:13:28.320 --> 0:13:28.800 to listen. 0:13:29.200 --> 0:13:30.839 And when I did it with Pantera, one of the 0:13:30.880 --> 0:13:33.920 announcements was you may have heard some rumors and it's true. 0:13:34.280 --> 0:13:38.120 We are recording our first ever live album right here, 0:13:38.120 --> 0:13:40.920 and the place was like, yeah. 0:13:40.080 --> 0:13:41.040 So I need your attention. 0:13:41.120 --> 0:13:43.840 There's a proper way to yell on a live album, 0:13:44.320 --> 0:13:47.800 and they followed every stupid instruction I gave them. But 0:13:47.960 --> 0:13:51.920 the problem with that was that people who were Pantera 0:13:52.000 --> 0:13:54.800 fans who read about it on metal websites got upset 0:13:55.440 --> 0:13:58.679 that Pantera, who was not the original band there was 0:13:58.720 --> 0:14:01.160 two members who died, was going to do a live album. 0:14:01.200 --> 0:14:03.719 So all these people got pissed and they started posting. 0:14:03.360 --> 0:14:05.000 Like, screw that guy, screw that. 0:14:05.040 --> 0:14:07.440 You know, all these like metal websites were posting these 0:14:07.480 --> 0:14:10.360 stories about a employee for Pantera who announced they were 0:14:10.360 --> 0:14:13.200 doing a live album, and because I was anonymous, I 0:14:13.320 --> 0:14:16.320 started commenting on all the threads, going, yeah, screw that guy, 0:14:16.400 --> 0:14:18.959 he's a beat crap and what a way, and I 0:14:18.960 --> 0:14:20.280 would like reference my jokes. 0:14:20.280 --> 0:14:22.240 Why did it even bring up the size of zech? Well, 0:14:22.360 --> 0:14:26.360 Genitalia wouldn't have to do. And then Pantera put out 0:14:26.560 --> 0:14:30.120 a statement saying, no, we're not doing a live album. 0:14:30.160 --> 0:14:33.240 That was a joke from our buddy Craig Gas and 0:14:33.280 --> 0:14:36.920 they tagged me in everything. So this mob just came 0:14:36.960 --> 0:14:39.200 towards me and I was like, oh man, sorry, guys, 0:14:39.360 --> 0:14:42.640 but like Swifties. Yeah, yeah, they're they're pretty intense. 0:14:42.880 --> 0:14:46.560 Is has Chris done any justice and trying to get 0:14:46.560 --> 0:14:47.600 you to listen to his music? 0:14:48.560 --> 0:14:48.640 Me? 0:14:49.080 --> 0:14:51.880 Yeah, oh yeah, they've they've all they all have downplayed 0:14:51.880 --> 0:14:53.680 it and poop put it quite a bit. So herm 0:14:53.680 --> 0:14:57.080 Marnie once came to a show and left early, got 0:14:57.120 --> 0:14:58.320 on the tour bus and rode all the way to 0:14:58.320 --> 0:15:00.320 Milwaukee with me one time my shows and then left. 0:15:00.400 --> 0:15:02.360 This is a true story. So he went to see 0:15:02.360 --> 0:15:06.560 Paul Simon exactly, so to Milwaukee. 0:15:06.080 --> 0:15:08.840 To quote see Chris and then left to go see 0:15:08.840 --> 0:15:09.560 Paul Simon. 0:15:09.760 --> 0:15:12.200 So essentially got a free ride to Milwaukee to see 0:15:12.200 --> 0:15:14.920 Paul Simon. Really turned tour bus into an uber. 0:15:14.960 --> 0:15:17.080 It was great, No, it was it was fine. I 0:15:17.080 --> 0:15:18.680 don't blame I go see Paul Simon as well, and 0:15:18.680 --> 0:15:20.320 I'm me But before we. 0:15:20.280 --> 0:15:21.920 Get Simon was in another vegae. 0:15:21.920 --> 0:15:23.360 You got it right up there to go to another 0:15:23.400 --> 0:15:25.960 show that you didn't first. 0:15:25.840 --> 0:15:28.640 I literally did not know Paul Simon was going to 0:15:28.720 --> 0:15:30.840 be there. And then somebody that was in Hawks fan 0:15:31.040 --> 0:15:33.000 was like, you know, Paul Simon's there, and I'm like 0:15:33.880 --> 0:15:36.000 got to go to that. Yeah, And I bought a 0:15:36.040 --> 0:15:38.680 ticket at the box office and it was like third row. 0:15:38.840 --> 0:15:41.520 It was sweet. I bet it was fine. Yeah, it 0:15:41.560 --> 0:15:43.400 was better. It was absolutely the right choice. That was 0:15:43.480 --> 0:15:44.360 not great. 0:15:44.400 --> 0:15:46.320 Remember like the last time you were in town, right, 0:15:46.360 --> 0:15:48.000 you were like, Corey, come see my show, and I'm like, 0:15:48.120 --> 0:15:49.720 all right, So you drove me to the New Hope 0:15:49.760 --> 0:15:51.280 Cinema grill and what did I do? 0:15:51.360 --> 0:15:53.440 I went across town and saw Matt Becker. 0:15:53.640 --> 0:15:56.840 Yeah, dude, don't comedy first out he was He was 0:15:56.840 --> 0:15:58.520 a killer, killed. 0:15:58.120 --> 0:15:59.560 And killed it, killed it. 0:15:59.680 --> 0:16:01.560 Hey before we get break, because I want to get back. 0:16:01.560 --> 0:16:02.800 We got to get into sports and you can just 0:16:03.040 --> 0:16:05.600 hang out and comment as we go. But how did 0:16:05.600 --> 0:16:07.280 you get a chance to talk to Steve Gleeson? 0:16:08.240 --> 0:16:10.440 I knew Steve Gleeson form my friend Mike, who plays 0:16:10.480 --> 0:16:15.440 guitar for Pearl Jam. Steve Gleeson did they tell that 0:16:15.640 --> 0:16:19.560 Pearl Jam story lesson I was here? But yeah, yeah, 0:16:19.880 --> 0:16:21.920 Mike's been a buddy of mine for over twenty years 0:16:22.680 --> 0:16:25.160 and Steve Gleason is a huge Pearl Jam fan. 0:16:25.200 --> 0:16:25.720 So I've met him. 0:16:25.760 --> 0:16:27.640 I met him at Mike's house a couple of times, 0:16:27.640 --> 0:16:32.120 at like barbecues and hangouts and then he has turned 0:16:32.120 --> 0:16:33.720 out to be one of the funniest people I've ever 0:16:34.160 --> 0:16:35.800 met in my life. Like, for those of you who 0:16:35.800 --> 0:16:38.200 don't know, Steve Gleeson used to play for the Saints. 0:16:38.560 --> 0:16:44.760 He has als did a documentary documenting his his descent 0:16:44.840 --> 0:16:48.880 into his physical disability. It's it's really crazy and really 0:16:50.120 --> 0:16:55.000 tough to watch. But now he's raised millions and millions 0:16:55.040 --> 0:16:58.160 of dollars for people to get the equipment, Like he 0:16:58.240 --> 0:16:59.960 has to be able to make their lives easy. 0:17:00.640 --> 0:17:01.720 And the guy is just. 0:17:04.720 --> 0:17:06.240 He came to a show of mine, like a couple 0:17:06.240 --> 0:17:10.280 of years ago, and after the show he said through 0:17:10.320 --> 0:17:13.439 his little voicebox thing, he said, Craig, that was a 0:17:13.520 --> 0:17:14.000 great show. 0:17:14.040 --> 0:17:15.959 And I said, oh man, thank you. That's dude. I'm 0:17:16.000 --> 0:17:17.199 so glad you made it out here. Can I give 0:17:17.200 --> 0:17:17.560 you a hug? 0:17:17.560 --> 0:17:19.760 And he said, I love hugs, And I went to 0:17:19.840 --> 0:17:21.800 hug him and he said, not as much as I 0:17:21.840 --> 0:17:27.080 love Bjason. What I remember he introduced me to some friends. 0:17:27.240 --> 0:17:29.680 I was backstage at a Pearl Jam consent and he said, hey, Craig, 0:17:29.760 --> 0:17:32.440 come here and talk to my friends. And I say, 0:17:32.480 --> 0:17:35.080 and he goes do some impressions for them. I go, hey, 0:17:35.160 --> 0:17:38.600 and I started doing impressions for them, and he starts 0:17:38.600 --> 0:17:42.720 saying through his voicebox. Craig's whole family is deaf. That's 0:17:42.760 --> 0:17:47.160 probably how he got good at impressions. And I said, that's, dude, 0:17:47.200 --> 0:17:49.639 that is so smart. That is absolutely true. I've always 0:17:49.640 --> 0:17:51.760 been able to do any voice that I hear because 0:17:52.000 --> 0:17:54.159 growing up in a deaf family, I couldn't learn how 0:17:54.200 --> 0:17:55.560 to talk for my family. I learned how to talk 0:17:55.560 --> 0:17:58.120 by watching TV and copying all the voices I heard 0:17:58.160 --> 0:18:00.960 on TV. That's why I now do Celebrity Voice, Family Guide, 0:18:00.960 --> 0:18:04.840 American Dad and Steve Goes. My kids will probably end 0:18:04.920 --> 0:18:06.040 up sounding like robots. 0:18:07.440 --> 0:18:09.520 Gos was amazing. 0:18:10.359 --> 0:18:12.000 I'm watching this because I watched the interview you did 0:18:12.040 --> 0:18:12.880 with them on YouTube. 0:18:13.080 --> 0:18:14.120 Yeah, so his. 0:18:15.560 --> 0:18:17.359 He speaks by looking at letters? 0:18:17.400 --> 0:18:19.199 Is that right? Is that how it? Dude? You know 0:18:19.280 --> 0:18:19.920 what's crazy? 0:18:20.160 --> 0:18:23.359 Like, there's nuances of being around deaf people that only 0:18:23.480 --> 0:18:26.200 people who grew up with deaf people can see and understand. 0:18:27.440 --> 0:18:30.160 He Steve Glease and people with the als use their 0:18:30.200 --> 0:18:33.199 eyes and look at a keyboard and they move their 0:18:33.240 --> 0:18:36.639