WEBVTT - THURS PT 1: Rover is not the alpha at his house 0:00:04.680 --> 0:00:12.719 This is Rover's Morning Glory. Rover backed up for some reason. Dougie, 0:00:14.800 --> 0:00:18.520 Charlie compare her wife to his toilet, and Jeffrey, I 0:00:18.560 --> 0:00:20.160 don't want to say. 0:00:22.000 --> 0:00:27.720 Streaming on Roverradio dot Com, Rovers Morning Glory starts now. 0:00:53.920 --> 0:00:59.760 Good the morning. What's happening? It is Thursday, August sixth 0:01:00.000 --> 0:01:02.920 twenty six. Good morning, It's Rover's Morning Glory. I'm Rover. 0:01:03.000 --> 0:01:03.640 Dougie is here. 0:01:03.680 --> 0:01:05.240 Good morning, sir Charlie. 0:01:05.680 --> 0:01:09.320 Charlie is here. Hi, Spincer is here. Hey man, Crystal 0:01:09.400 --> 0:01:13.200 is here. Hello, And mister Jeffrey Allen L. Rock is 0:01:13.240 --> 0:01:15.560 in the far box and thinking alert that I'm alive 0:01:15.600 --> 0:01:17.880 and doing fine. You are with us as well. Eight 0:01:17.959 --> 0:01:20.319 sixty six Yo Rover eight six six nine sixty seven 0:01:20.400 --> 0:01:22.040 six eight three seven. That's how you reach the show. 0:01:22.080 --> 0:01:24.120 Give us a call at that number. You can text 0:01:24.160 --> 0:01:26.160 us at that number that comes into the studio in 0:01:26.319 --> 0:01:30.000 real time. You can also text the word menu to 0:01:30.080 --> 0:01:34.160 eight sixty six Yo Rover. That will give you the 0:01:34.200 --> 0:01:38.240 options to set your name, profile, picture, location, so we 0:01:38.319 --> 0:01:40.480 know who you are when you text into us instead 0:01:40.520 --> 0:01:43.319 of just a random phone number. And you can also 0:01:43.360 --> 0:01:46.120 make a video call into the show. If somebody show 0:01:46.200 --> 0:01:49.960 us make a video call, I'll get to your email 0:01:50.000 --> 0:01:52.040 here in just a moment. We have a lot to 0:01:52.200 --> 0:01:55.160 discuss this morning. I've got to do something about this 0:01:55.280 --> 0:01:59.680 cat's sleep. And I'm mad. I'm just it's it's it's 0:02:01.600 --> 0:02:05.840 it's not a sustainable situation there. I wanted the cat 0:02:05.880 --> 0:02:08.000 to sleep on the bed. The cat's like ten years old. 0:02:08.000 --> 0:02:10.880 I wanted the cat to sleep on the bed. Never 0:02:10.919 --> 0:02:13.480 did not one time did the cat ever sleep on 0:02:13.520 --> 0:02:17.480 the bed. And then we swapped out the blanket. The 0:02:17.520 --> 0:02:20.119 cat sleeps on the bed every night now, loves it, 0:02:20.360 --> 0:02:23.079 loves sleeping on the bed, but takes up the entire bed. 0:02:23.400 --> 0:02:25.720 And my wife yells at me if I tried to 0:02:25.760 --> 0:02:26.360 move the cat. 0:02:26.680 --> 0:02:29.200 Well, I thought you were gonna pull the blanket. 0:02:29.440 --> 0:02:32.040 I'm gonna I just told her that this morning. This 0:02:32.639 --> 0:02:36.320 is not I was up all night just just laying 0:02:36.320 --> 0:02:39.120 there on a sliver of the You can't roll over 0:02:39.400 --> 0:02:42.919 or you're gonna crush the thing. And I'm gonna get 0:02:42.960 --> 0:02:43.960 yelled at by the wife. 0:02:44.160 --> 0:02:47.320 Yeah, you know want that. No I try to adjust 0:02:47.320 --> 0:02:50.360 the blanket, roll rocket picture your cat? Do it laughing 0:02:50.440 --> 0:02:50.720 like this. 0:02:53.000 --> 0:02:53.320 Like that. 0:02:55.080 --> 0:02:59.640 Because it's I'm purposely depriving you asleep. It seems like, yeah, 0:03:00.840 --> 0:03:03.639 she gets a big seems like to get a big pleasure. 0:03:03.280 --> 0:03:05.360 Out of that. Oh yeah, Well she just looks at 0:03:05.360 --> 0:03:08.200 me like I came up to bed last night. She's 0:03:08.360 --> 0:03:10.280 just looking at me. She's taking the whole bed and 0:03:10.360 --> 0:03:12.519 just looks at me like, what are you doing in here? 0:03:12.960 --> 0:03:15.640 Don't you know better? You need to sleep on the floor. 0:03:15.760 --> 0:03:19.359 You're definitely not the alpha anymore. No, it's been taken over. 0:03:19.720 --> 0:03:23.560 I'm a beta in I'm a zeta in my own home. 0:03:24.360 --> 0:03:26.280 Is there anything as a zeta like there is now? 0:03:26.400 --> 0:03:31.520 You have alpha beta? And would zeta be the worst? 0:03:31.800 --> 0:03:38.040 I don't know anyway, let me read you some email. 0:03:39.000 --> 0:03:42.880 Karen Wrights, Hi Rover. I absolutely love you guys, and 0:03:43.040 --> 0:03:46.440 listening to you and watching RMG live makes my day. 0:03:46.640 --> 0:03:51.839 But you guys, besides Jeffery and sometimes Charlie, have got 0:03:51.880 --> 0:03:57.360 to change colors of your shirts. I'm getting depressed when 0:03:57.400 --> 0:04:01.120 I see you all in dark sweatshirts. I'm in a 0:04:01.160 --> 0:04:07.320 black sweatshirt right now. Black and white? Black? Ya okay? Please, 0:04:07.400 --> 0:04:14.800 for the love of Stitzer and black, please crystal and black. 0:04:15.640 --> 0:04:17.160 I've got a pop of color today. 0:04:17.760 --> 0:04:20.720 Yes, a little. I don't know what color white. 0:04:20.560 --> 0:04:22.680 Skyl oh, it looks white. 0:04:23.279 --> 0:04:26.320 Please, for the love of God, whip out some pastels 0:04:26.400 --> 0:04:28.600 for the rest of August and bring smiles back to 0:04:28.680 --> 0:04:30.599 our faces. Thank you. 0:04:30.680 --> 0:04:34.280 Yes, yes, I feel like Charlie's the only one that 0:04:34.360 --> 0:04:38.839 gets really kind of flowery and summary and very pretty 0:04:40.160 --> 0:04:40.680 white shirt. 0:04:40.800 --> 0:04:44.080 Yeah, it's summertime now he's wearing a Polkadat shirt. That 0:04:44.160 --> 0:04:47.599 one's dark, so it's very depressing for Karen who's watching 0:04:47.640 --> 0:04:50.640 the show. PS. I watched your marathon and heard several 0:04:50.680 --> 0:04:56.839 times you and b two saying welcome and thank you 0:04:56.920 --> 0:05:01.800 to each other. Summer days are still here, she said. Yeah. 0:05:01.839 --> 0:05:04.159 Some people were complaining that I don't say please and 0:05:04.320 --> 0:05:07.159 thank you enough to my wife as I'm walking twenty 0:05:07.240 --> 0:05:12.960 eight miles. Yes, sorry, I uh. The manners is I'm 0:05:13.600 --> 0:05:16.520 two steps from the hospital. Manners are out the window 0:05:18.120 --> 0:05:23.000 justin Wrights. Oh about the cat. I'm a sucker for 0:05:23.120 --> 0:05:25.880 my cat too. I always sleep on the couch because 0:05:25.960 --> 0:05:29.720 of acid reflux, and my girlfriend sleeps in the bed. 0:05:30.360 --> 0:05:33.200 So currently I'm living the best life in the world. 0:05:33.320 --> 0:05:36.080 I get my own space with the cat, and nobody's 0:05:36.080 --> 0:05:39.679 sweating or hugging all over me. I'm going to blow 0:05:39.720 --> 0:05:43.200 your mind. I sleep at a marvelous fifty eight degrees. 0:05:45.040 --> 0:05:48.400 I think he's talking about temperature, not angle. Yeah, fifty 0:05:48.440 --> 0:05:52.080 eight degrees. That's wonderful. Now that's arctic. That's no. This 0:05:52.200 --> 0:05:54.480 is you need to be checked out. There's your body 0:05:54.520 --> 0:05:59.159 is overheating. Justin there's no run hot sentence. What he says, 0:05:59.360 --> 0:06:04.800 perfectly cool and comfy under the blanket. It's healthier to 0:06:04.920 --> 0:06:10.680 sleep cool. Look it up. Well, you don't have to 0:06:10.720 --> 0:06:13.720 be fifty eight. You can still How would it be 0:06:13.760 --> 0:06:15.960 any healthier to have the room at fifty eight and 0:06:16.000 --> 0:06:18.440 you're under a blanket where your body heats keeping you warm. 0:06:18.440 --> 0:06:21.520 It's still that temperature is whatever? Why not? 0:06:21.880 --> 0:06:25.240 Why from all the research, you're supposed to sleep cooler. 0:06:25.040 --> 0:06:29.440 Not hot. Are Let's see, I move the cat when 0:06:29.480 --> 0:06:32.800 I need to. They won't love you any less. Our 0:06:33.160 --> 0:06:35.640 sleep as humans is more important because we have things 0:06:35.640 --> 0:06:37.760 to do the next day. Just scooter your over when 0:06:37.760 --> 0:06:42.520 you need to. I agree with you, and I I mean, 0:06:42.560 --> 0:06:46.760 I've had discussions with my wife about this. Sorry, I 0:06:46.760 --> 0:06:56.560 hate up. I thought that was Jeffrey, make it wrong Jeffrey, 0:06:56.560 --> 0:06:58.560 because I thought he did some sort of random. 0:06:59.120 --> 0:07:03.839 Yeah, I'm sorry. Oh no, this time it wasn't me 0:07:03.960 --> 0:07:05.160 so sorry. 0:07:05.440 --> 0:07:08.000 It's a little gassy this morning, Snitzer, Well that was 0:07:08.120 --> 0:07:11.720 there was two noises, Yes, there was one before. I'm like, 0:07:11.760 --> 0:07:13.800 did you do it twice? I burned in the neck. 0:07:15.760 --> 0:07:20.040 You don't normally hear all the gross stuff in that. 0:07:20.680 --> 0:07:22.840 I'm not perfect. I'm sorry and class act. 0:07:24.160 --> 0:07:24.240 No. 0:07:24.320 --> 0:07:26.560 I've had I've had discussions with my wife about the 0:07:26.600 --> 0:07:29.480 cat where she won't get off the bed, Like if 0:07:29.480 --> 0:07:32.000 the cat is up on the bed, she won't. She 0:07:32.080 --> 0:07:34.880 has things to do, she has to go through the laundry, 0:07:34.920 --> 0:07:36.520 she has to go do whatever she has to do, 0:07:37.160 --> 0:07:39.840 and she won't move because the cat is up there, 0:07:39.880 --> 0:07:41.680 and she doesn't want to disturb the cat and get 0:07:41.720 --> 0:07:44.239 off because the cat will jump down if she gets 0:07:44.240 --> 0:07:47.080 off the bed. And I keep telling my wife, I say, listen, 0:07:48.640 --> 0:07:52.080 you're humans are the most important. I'm not saying abuse 0:07:52.120 --> 0:07:54.560 your animal, nothing like that, but but you got to 0:07:54.720 --> 0:07:56.280 you have to do your thing. You have to go 0:07:56.320 --> 0:07:59.600 about your day. You can't. Your life can't revolve around 0:07:59.600 --> 0:08:02.520 a cat like Doushie's life revolves or out her daughter. 0:08:02.680 --> 0:08:04.040 I wouldn't have it any other way. 0:08:05.560 --> 0:08:08.960 Matt writes, good morning. On yesterday's show, you mentioned how 0:08:08.960 --> 0:08:11.280 the guy you had to come look at your yard 0:08:12.240 --> 0:08:15.000 said he shot a groundhog and it had ended up 0:08:15.000 --> 0:08:17.520 being seen by a neighbor girl. He wasn't looking at 0:08:17.560 --> 0:08:19.560 the yard, he was giving me a quote about something 0:08:19.640 --> 0:08:22.920 inside the house. Anyway, I had a similar experience, only 0:08:22.960 --> 0:08:25.520 much much worse. Let me preface it by saying I'm 0:08:25.640 --> 0:08:30.640 an animal person, particularly dogs. I'd come home late one 0:08:30.720 --> 0:08:33.120 night in the early two thousands. My neighbor had a 0:08:33.160 --> 0:08:35.560 black lab where his street was kind of country with 0:08:35.600 --> 0:08:37.679 no street lights. I was going about twenty miles per 0:08:37.679 --> 0:08:41.040 hour and felt a thud. The lab had been laying 0:08:41.120 --> 0:08:44.200 in the middle of the road, but the impact didn't 0:08:44.280 --> 0:08:47.760 kill him. He just laid there loudly howling. I went 0:08:47.800 --> 0:08:49.960 and rang the neighbor's door. It was two am. I 0:08:50.000 --> 0:08:52.680 explained to what happened. He came and saw. He knew 0:08:52.679 --> 0:08:54.839 the dog was in horrible pain and needed to be 0:08:54.840 --> 0:08:59.560 put down. I carried a nine millimeter in my car 0:09:00.080 --> 0:09:02.440 free for the gun. The neighbor said he just couldn't 0:09:02.480 --> 0:09:04.920 do it, and I needed to do it Jesus Christ. 0:09:05.720 --> 0:09:08.079 I aimed and fired, hitting the head However, I didn't 0:09:08.120 --> 0:09:10.480 know the neighbors five and seven year old daughters had 0:09:10.480 --> 0:09:13.040 heard the commotion and were watching from their bedroom window. 0:09:13.960 --> 0:09:16.120 From that day until I moved five years later, I 0:09:16.120 --> 0:09:18.520 was only known around the area as the guy who 0:09:18.640 --> 0:09:21.760 shot the two girls dog. I wouldn't have done that, 0:09:21.840 --> 0:09:24.319 Oh my god, No, I couldn't do that way. This 0:09:24.440 --> 0:09:30.800 is psycho behavior. You can't take now. I don't maybe 0:09:30.800 --> 0:09:33.000 the dog wouldn't have survived, but you don't take the 0:09:33.360 --> 0:09:36.000 dog to a vet or something. Just shoot it right 0:09:36.000 --> 0:09:39.959 there in the street. Ahi goodness, Yeah, I don't think 0:09:39.960 --> 0:09:42.920 i'd have the I couldn't do that. Like when they say, 0:09:42.960 --> 0:09:44.760 like a horse has broken its leg and they need 0:09:44.800 --> 0:09:47.200 to put that horse down, or I can't we'll be 0:09:47.240 --> 0:09:55.720 able to do that. Ron rides. Regarding groundhowks I did. 0:09:55.920 --> 0:10:00.960 I went outside yesterday briefly. I'm looking over, and I 0:10:01.000 --> 0:10:03.880 see the fattest ground hog you've ever seen in your life. 0:10:03.920 --> 0:10:06.600 Is the front yard, not the back where they're tearing 0:10:06.600 --> 0:10:09.760 it up. But this thing is enormous. It's the size 0:10:09.800 --> 0:10:13.040 of a of like a walrus. I mean, the thing's huge. 0:10:13.120 --> 0:10:14.120 Maybe she's pregnant. 0:10:14.559 --> 0:10:18.320 I don't know, but I don't need more of those 0:10:18.360 --> 0:10:24.160 things around. I need less anyways, Ron says Rover, try mothballs, 0:10:24.440 --> 0:10:27.880 throw a bunch in the hole, or they have ground 0:10:27.920 --> 0:10:30.640 hog bombs that will smoke them out or kill them. 0:10:31.160 --> 0:10:35.440 Do that mothballs are gonna do? I just it seems 0:10:35.480 --> 0:10:43.880 like something that's not gonna work. I was looking at 0:10:43.880 --> 0:10:46.920 that yesterday, just just staring out there, going what am 0:10:46.920 --> 0:10:49.800 I gonna do? What do I do? I'm looking at 0:10:49.800 --> 0:10:52.920 all the weeds growing in my beds. I'm looking at 0:10:52.960 --> 0:10:57.840 the stuff being torn up by ground hogs. I almost 0:10:57.840 --> 0:11:01.920 feel like I need to pave over my yard, turn 0:11:01.960 --> 0:11:05.920 it into concrete, just a parking lot or something. I mean, 0:11:06.000 --> 0:11:08.960 it's just, oh man, it's too much work. 0:11:09.280 --> 0:11:10.640 You don't do any of the work. What are you 0:11:10.720 --> 0:11:14.959 complete about? But it's you're just like winding all the time. 0:11:15.840 --> 0:11:19.839 Animals landscapers right now? 0:11:20.120 --> 0:11:20.679 I do? 0:11:20.760 --> 0:11:23.840 I do, yeah, but I guess they're not weeding. They 0:11:23.840 --> 0:11:24.319 don't weed. 0:11:24.880 --> 0:11:26.080 Well, call them. 0:11:26.480 --> 0:11:28.960 I've talked to them about it in the past, and 0:11:29.559 --> 0:11:31.920 they never solved the problem. So what am I going 0:11:31.960 --> 0:11:32.199 to do? 0:11:32.280 --> 0:11:34.600 Get a different landscaper? What has happened to you in 0:11:34.600 --> 0:11:35.240 your old age? 0:11:36.679 --> 0:11:40.520 I've gone through like five different landscape companies, then. 0:11:40.080 --> 0:11:44.120 Go through the sixth. I don't you're soft in your 0:11:44.160 --> 0:11:45.280 old age? What's wrong? 0:11:45.720 --> 0:11:47.400 What are you doing in your what are you doing 0:11:47.440 --> 0:11:49.960 at your house? I'd love to come over and critique 0:11:50.000 --> 0:11:50.720 your yard. 0:11:50.760 --> 0:11:51.040 Please? 0:11:51.080 --> 0:11:53.880 Do I have a great landscaper. He's amazing. He loves me, 0:11:54.400 --> 0:11:57.320 totally loves me. Not a fan of yours. I'll bet 0:11:57.360 --> 0:12:01.040 the yard is a complete desay, Not at all. 0:12:01.280 --> 0:12:04.760 Nope, I have a great yard. You had the worst yard. 0:12:04.640 --> 0:12:08.679 I did before I met my current landscape. Yeah, he's amazing. Yes, 0:12:09.640 --> 0:12:11.719 the good guys are out there. You gotta find him. 0:12:12.040 --> 0:12:16.360 Nicole rights high Rover. I am watching the Aftermath through 0:12:16.400 --> 0:12:20.480 the wonderful RMG plus account, and the current topic is 0:12:20.559 --> 0:12:26.080 eating and being nude. Yeah, there's a restaurant down in 0:12:26.120 --> 0:12:30.480 Florida that's that's doing some steak place. I guess everyone 0:12:30.559 --> 0:12:32.400 asks to have a gimmick these days, so their gimmick 0:12:32.559 --> 0:12:38.000 is come eat steak at our place naked. Ow Allegedly 0:12:38.040 --> 0:12:40.000 they put they do put like a little napkin down 0:12:40.040 --> 0:12:41.880 on the seat so you don't leave a skid mark. 0:12:43.240 --> 0:12:45.400 It's still kind of gross, Like, what's the point of that? 0:12:45.440 --> 0:12:45.520 What? 0:12:45.920 --> 0:12:46.000 Like? 0:12:46.480 --> 0:12:47.960 Because you know the people that are going to be 0:12:48.000 --> 0:12:51.880 eating naked. I'm just guessing. Aren't the people that you 0:12:51.920 --> 0:12:53.360 want to see naked? 0:12:53.600 --> 0:12:54.200 You never know. 0:12:54.559 --> 0:12:56.360 Now, you're not going to walk in there. There's not 0:12:56.360 --> 0:12:59.600 going to be some hot ass babe in there. Boobs out, 0:12:59.679 --> 0:13:03.040 vag out not going to happen. It's going to be 0:13:03.840 --> 0:13:08.520 a fat guy, a fat sixty year old and is 0:13:09.880 --> 0:13:17.240 wrinkly as ultra tan, saggy, long boobs. Yes, why, that's 0:13:17.240 --> 0:13:21.319 what's going to be in there. Long boobs, long long. 0:13:22.280 --> 0:13:25.320 I've seen it real sex, and I've seen the newdest people. 0:13:25.600 --> 0:13:26.599 They all have long. 0:13:26.360 --> 0:13:30.800 Boobs, like boys and the guys and girls. Oh, the girls, 0:13:30.920 --> 0:13:32.360 they're like flat pancakes. 0:13:32.559 --> 0:13:34.000 Yeah those two. Yeah. 0:13:34.120 --> 0:13:37.679 Probably long balls too long? Yeah, probably just hanging out 0:13:37.720 --> 0:13:39.240 from under the chair. You just see. 0:13:39.440 --> 0:13:41.960 What if you drop a knife or a fork, something 0:13:42.000 --> 0:13:45.800 hot onto you, onto your lap, You ever spill something, Oh, 0:13:46.400 --> 0:13:47.080 it'd be awful. 0:13:48.520 --> 0:13:50.520 I wonder if my balls are longer than they were 0:13:50.520 --> 0:13:52.400 when I was young. You think that the gravity has 0:13:52.440 --> 0:13:54.720 taken over. I'm going to have to expect my balls tonight. 0:13:54.800 --> 0:13:57.079 Can you measure them and see how long they hang? 0:13:57.200 --> 0:14:00.880 Where would I measure from from the base until the the. 0:14:00.920 --> 0:14:05.080 Base to the bottom. Yeah. Absolutely, I don't know exactly 0:14:05.120 --> 0:14:06.920 what you mean. Could you measure them for me? Please? 0:14:07.000 --> 0:14:10.360 Please whip them out. Let's go. I have a ruler 0:14:10.400 --> 0:14:14.079 over here. You should try that and see month to month. 0:14:13.920 --> 0:14:15.520 To they are they getting? 0:14:15.679 --> 0:14:17.880 You know, like when kids grow up and you every 0:14:17.960 --> 0:14:19.720 year you have the mark on the wall. 0:14:19.760 --> 0:14:21.000 Yeah, I could do your. 0:14:20.880 --> 0:14:25.040 Balls a little bit, a little bit below waist of 0:14:25.160 --> 0:14:27.360 It'll be like somebody ever buys my house I ever 0:14:27.360 --> 0:14:28.880 saw to be like, Oh, they must have had like 0:14:28.880 --> 0:14:31.200 a three year old four year old. No, that's just 0:14:31.200 --> 0:14:31.840 his balls. 0:14:34.480 --> 0:14:39.280 That's so nasty, but I like it. Let's try it. Anyways, 0:14:39.720 --> 0:14:42.560 what was this girl talking about? Let's see, uh, eating 0:14:42.600 --> 0:14:44.720 and being nude? She says, she's listening to the show. 0:14:45.080 --> 0:14:48.280 So Jeffrey has always just grossed me out by his 0:14:48.360 --> 0:14:51.000 personal hygiene. But I must say, listening to him right 0:14:51.000 --> 0:14:54.640 now almost made me vomit. Why what did he say? 0:14:55.240 --> 0:14:55.920 What did he say that? 0:14:56.000 --> 0:14:56.120 Man? 0:14:56.160 --> 0:14:57.360 I don't know what he said. He just said he 0:14:57.360 --> 0:14:58.800 wouldn't eat nude, that's all he said. 0:14:59.160 --> 0:14:59.600 Keep going. 0:15:00.080 --> 0:15:04.400 Oh. Charlie asked, is it the pubes that gross you out? 0:15:04.440 --> 0:15:07.800 And Jeffrey responds, no, it's more of the skid marks. 0:15:08.160 --> 0:15:10.600 I'm not going to leave skid marks on my furniture? 0:15:10.680 --> 0:15:14.040 Are you kidding me? If he is that sure he's 0:15:14.080 --> 0:15:16.040 going to leave a skid mark on the furniture, Well, 0:15:16.120 --> 0:15:19.200 let's see here, what would be the act to assure 0:15:19.200 --> 0:15:22.560 this doesn't happen. Maybe wipe your ass better. I mean, 0:15:22.600 --> 0:15:25.560 you're a grown man. If you're leaving skid marks on 0:15:25.640 --> 0:15:30.400 the rag, wipe your ass. This is disgusting. She says. Well, 0:15:30.760 --> 0:15:33.160 I've been wiping my ass very much, but there's. 0:15:32.920 --> 0:15:36.360 Always gonna be that potential if if I he's something 0:15:36.440 --> 0:15:39.720 that didn't exactly agree with my stomach, something greasy or 0:15:39.840 --> 0:15:44.440 something like that. Yeah, and that was the rationale that 0:15:44.480 --> 0:15:46.160 I was using it. But yes, I do wipe my 0:15:46.200 --> 0:15:48.600 ass on the rag, thank you very much, missy. 0:15:49.840 --> 0:15:52.840 And so I'm not leaving kid marks. But it's just 0:15:53.040 --> 0:15:54.320 an event like I have. 0:15:54.640 --> 0:15:56.760 You know, I'm use something that just goes right through me, 0:15:56.840 --> 0:15:59.000 and I don't have the opportunity to, like, say, reached 0:15:59.040 --> 0:15:59.840 the bathroom in time. 0:16:00.160 --> 0:16:01.640 You don't have the opportunity. 0:16:01.760 --> 0:16:06.120 No, no, I'm saying in the event and that eventuality. 0:16:05.320 --> 0:16:07.360 When's the last time you Yeah, when's the last time 0:16:07.360 --> 0:16:08.280 you cracked your pants. 0:16:10.040 --> 0:16:12.480 I think it was a thing that maybe like maybe 0:16:12.480 --> 0:16:14.400 a couple of years ago when I had a I 0:16:14.480 --> 0:16:16.520 was trying to make a run for the bathroom and 0:16:17.400 --> 0:16:21.640 I chanced it and we got We of course we 0:16:21.680 --> 0:16:23.440 have a highlight, well one, we have a highlight on 0:16:23.520 --> 0:16:25.800 roo dot com. We also has to highlight of me 0:16:25.840 --> 0:16:27.600 trying to get to the bathroom and me sprinting. 0:16:27.720 --> 0:16:29.560 Well, that was a long time ago. Now you're telling 0:16:29.560 --> 0:16:33.560 me that, Oh you're talking about the one here where 0:16:33.560 --> 0:16:40.200 you're getting around the corner. Yeah, there's famous video to 0:16:40.280 --> 0:16:41.720 the bathroom. So I'm watching you. 0:16:41.720 --> 0:16:43.400 I'm more careful about what I eat and making sure 0:16:43.440 --> 0:16:46.160 I'm eating stuff that exactly agrees with my stomach, and 0:16:46.200 --> 0:16:48.160 I can make sure I take a crap at the 0:16:48.240 --> 0:16:50.000 at the correct time where I'm right by. 0:16:50.400 --> 0:16:53.680 To take him to that hibachi place by my house 0:16:54.360 --> 0:16:57.400 and let him eat there and see what that does 0:16:57.440 --> 0:16:57.800 to him. 0:16:57.880 --> 0:16:59.640 We can all go and see who's the first person 0:16:59.640 --> 0:17:02.600 the crab or pants. I'll actually be between the two 0:17:02.600 --> 0:17:02.840 of us. 0:17:02.840 --> 0:17:05.400 Am not going back to my house after that. Rent 0:17:05.440 --> 0:17:06.520 a hotel or something. 0:17:06.680 --> 0:17:08.360 Come in, I'll go to your father in law. 0:17:08.480 --> 0:17:11.159 Here's that video if you'd like to rewatch Christine Jeffrey 0:17:11.240 --> 0:17:11.720 running in. 0:17:14.520 --> 0:17:18.120 I love this. He's jogging a full on jog out 0:17:18.160 --> 0:17:21.119 of the parking garage and then he and then he 0:17:22.280 --> 0:17:26.919 and then he sprinting to the bathroom. Here there he 0:17:27.000 --> 0:17:34.080 goes grabs his ass. See did he come out there? 0:17:34.800 --> 0:17:37.240 No, Let's just say the damn was at that point 0:17:37.240 --> 0:17:38.679 that dan was just about to burst. 0:17:38.960 --> 0:17:39.600 I got to the. 0:17:39.520 --> 0:17:42.040 Toilet in time, but we did before the dam bursted 0:17:42.720 --> 0:17:45.200 he did. Okay, there was a cracking the seal at 0:17:45.200 --> 0:17:45.600 that point. 0:17:45.840 --> 0:17:48.440 What was that down at the I know we've probably 0:17:48.480 --> 0:17:52.240 analyzed this video, but okay, what is that right there? 0:17:52.400 --> 0:17:57.280 That's not like a turn coming out? What is see if? Yeah? 0:17:57.520 --> 0:18:02.280 Yeah, because that floor is highly polished. So that was 0:18:02.320 --> 0:18:04.520 just like two years ago. Yeah, almost two years ago 0:18:04.560 --> 0:18:11.760 to the three days away. Yes, August ninth. Yikes, let's 0:18:11.800 --> 0:18:12.520 see here. 0:18:14.920 --> 0:18:20.440 You're over. Please keep me anonymous. I got divorced six 0:18:20.560 --> 0:18:23.960 years ago after my wife cheated on me. She was 0:18:24.000 --> 0:18:27.440 my boss's daughter, so I walked away from my marriage, 0:18:27.480 --> 0:18:31.200 my job, my home, and my relationship with my two stepchildren. 0:18:31.960 --> 0:18:35.320 She also threatened to accuse me of abuse if I 0:18:35.560 --> 0:18:38.960 fought for any contact, So I left and haven't spoken 0:18:39.000 --> 0:18:43.320 to any of them since. Is this just before I 0:18:43.359 --> 0:18:46.480 go on with this email? Is this just a routine 0:18:49.280 --> 0:18:52.560 page in the playbook of women going through divorces? I'm 0:18:52.600 --> 0:18:56.960 going to accuse you of I mean, I've heard of 0:18:56.960 --> 0:19:00.560 it happening before. I know that it happens. But are 0:19:00.600 --> 0:19:03.680 you telling me it's just common anytime there's a divorce. 0:19:04.080 --> 0:19:07.119 Is these are the accusations that are thrown around. 0:19:07.440 --> 0:19:10.160 I've never discussed it is disgusting. I've never had that 0:19:10.280 --> 0:19:11.639 with any of the people that I know. 0:19:12.280 --> 0:19:16.480 I was just reading a story last night, and I 0:19:16.520 --> 0:19:19.640 think we did a story where a couple of months 0:19:19.680 --> 0:19:24.119 ago in the news where there were a woman and 0:19:24.200 --> 0:19:29.400 her mother. It was like a murder suicide, but they 0:19:29.560 --> 0:19:32.320 killed the I think there were three kids, three or 0:19:32.320 --> 0:19:36.040 four kids. They kill these kids, poison them one of them. 0:19:36.119 --> 0:19:38.320 I think they stabbed three of the kids. They poisoned 0:19:38.359 --> 0:19:43.000 one of them, they stab then they kill each other themselves. Whatever. 0:19:43.080 --> 0:19:48.800 The mother of these kids and the grandmother and apparently 0:19:49.080 --> 0:19:53.320 it was she'd gone through a divorce or whatever, and 0:19:53.359 --> 0:19:55.840 the husband was living out in the Utah, and the 0:19:56.280 --> 0:19:58.760 husband was going to have the kids for the summer 0:19:59.200 --> 0:20:05.600 for a month summer, and he's emailing and talking and 0:20:05.640 --> 0:20:08.000 they're face timing and it's all, you know, we're going 0:20:08.040 --> 0:20:09.160 to you know, what do you want to do when 0:20:09.160 --> 0:20:10.720 you're out here this kind of stuff? And then they 0:20:11.119 --> 0:20:12.960 then the mother and the grandmother kill the kids and 0:20:12.960 --> 0:20:16.400 then kill themselves and they left behind a note, well, 0:20:16.440 --> 0:20:18.360 we're just doing this to protect the kids so they're 0:20:18.400 --> 0:20:21.399 not abused in Utah. And the guy, the guy is 0:20:21.520 --> 0:20:24.639 in the investigators like there's really there's no there's no 0:20:24.720 --> 0:20:27.560 there was no abuse going on. This was just some 0:20:27.720 --> 0:20:33.359 psycho grandmother not wanting yeah, not wanting to give the 0:20:33.440 --> 0:20:35.879 kids up for very year. I mean, that's insane. 0:20:36.160 --> 0:20:39.720 That sounds like to me that as psychotic as it sounds, 0:20:39.880 --> 0:20:41.760 that could be something like for leverage. 0:20:42.000 --> 0:20:43.879 But read the rest of that because he has a 0:20:43.880 --> 0:20:44.840 good question real quickly. 0:20:44.840 --> 0:20:48.800 A few months ago, my former stepson, now nineteen, added 0:20:48.840 --> 0:20:52.400 me on Facebook. We haven't messaged, but someone recently told 0:20:52.440 --> 0:20:55.720 me he's been asking about me and suggested he'd probably 0:20:55.840 --> 0:20:59.320 like me to reach out. My fiance doesn't think I 0:20:59.320 --> 0:21:01.800 should open that chapter. Even though I have no interest 0:21:01.840 --> 0:21:04.680 in reconnecting with my ex. I'm only wondering if I 0:21:04.680 --> 0:21:06.760 should reach out to the young man I helped raise. 0:21:06.840 --> 0:21:09.040 What would you do? All right, let me ask you 0:21:09.080 --> 0:21:11.719 this question here, I guess the big The big question 0:21:11.840 --> 0:21:14.360 is how long were you married to this woman? So 0:21:14.520 --> 0:21:16.840 you said that you got a divorce six years ago, 0:21:17.320 --> 0:21:24.000 so the kid would have been thirteen. How long did 0:21:24.000 --> 0:21:25.879 you meet him when he was ten? So ten to 0:21:25.960 --> 0:21:27.800 thirteen or did you meet him when he was one? 0:21:28.080 --> 0:21:34.240 That's a big difference. The longer, the longer you raised 0:21:34.280 --> 0:21:37.280 him or helped raise him, the more likely I would 0:21:37.280 --> 0:21:40.800 be to reach out. However, I know that could be tough. 0:21:40.880 --> 0:21:42.040 I say, Let by. 0:21:41.960 --> 0:21:44.639 God, you knew you were going to say that, you 0:21:44.680 --> 0:21:45.320 don't want to get. 0:21:45.240 --> 0:21:45.840