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Speaker 1: One of two point five dve Merry Christmas DV Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: We're pretty much signing off after today for the holiday break,

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Speaker 1: but Abby we will be back on January fifth and

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Speaker 1: talking about how the Steelers beat the Ravens and are

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Speaker 1: headed into the playoffs. As Aaron Rodgers the Football Rudolph

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Speaker 1: Card Week one whole.

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Speaker 2: New lease on life.

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Speaker 1: It's going to be cool. We're manifesting it. You can

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Speaker 3: Sure, Okay, I'm excited about the holidays. I'm sure you

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Speaker 3: guys are too. And you know, I think the thing

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Speaker 3: that's really special about Christmas is you also get to

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Speaker 3: think about memories of even like when you were a kid.

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Speaker 3: So what was the life changer Christmas present for you, Sean,

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Speaker 3: I'll start with you.

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Speaker 4: Can you think of like it's the Nintendo.

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Speaker 5: I want to give a more heartfelt, meaningful Well, it's

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Speaker 5: not what it's about.

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Speaker 4: You get that.

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Speaker 5: You get that Nintendo and the next month of your

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Speaker 5: life is gone. As an eight year old plug it

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Speaker 5: in and but what game? Oh, Super Mario Brothers three.

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Speaker 6: Okay, yeah, yeah, I have the same answer. I'll say

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Speaker 6: N sixty four because at that stage of my life

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Speaker 6: I was so into games and it was gold and

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Speaker 5: Like that, you want to shoot some blocky Russians for

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Speaker 5: the holiday, That's right.

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Speaker 1: Mine would be, because I am so much older than

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Speaker 1: you guys, would be an Atari twenty six hundred game,

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Speaker 1: not the twenty six hundred, which was it was great

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Speaker 1: to have that, like the people who had in television

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Speaker 1: or Clacovision. Yeah, It's just it was too weird. You

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Speaker 1: It was like the choyetick was too hard to So

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Speaker 1: the twenty six hundred the gold standard. But when pac

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Speaker 1: Man came out and we got pac Man, I'm pretty

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Speaker 1: sure to this day I have some thumb arthritis that

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Speaker 1: can be attributed to when I was twelve. That's what

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Speaker 1: the old pac Man sounded like Atari. It was nothing

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Speaker 1: like the video game. It did not stop us from

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Speaker 1: playing that. We did not sleep as children for a

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Speaker 1: week when we got that game. I will never forget it.

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Speaker 1: I remember going to a soccer tournament that I had

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Speaker 1: to play at and I was like.

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Speaker 4: Oh, my wrist is kid like. I was actually like injured.

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Speaker 1: I needed in Aaron Rodgers cast from using the Atari

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Speaker 1: joystick too much, I broke the rubber off of it

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Speaker 1: and we only had the plastic left.

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Speaker 4: And old people like me will remember when that would happen.

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Speaker 1: And then you just have a piece of plastic sticken

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Speaker 1: out and you're like, no, no concern here.

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Speaker 5: We're How addictive was pac Man when you had to

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Speaker 5: lose quarters and stand in a pizza shop to play it?

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Speaker 5: Now put that addictiveness in your home for free. Yes,

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Speaker 5: you're done. They were making crack in my living basically.

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Speaker 2: How bad did the siblings fight over it?

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Speaker 7: It was?

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Speaker 1: You just you know, it was because you could play

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Speaker 4: You know, winner stays on?

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Speaker 1: So it was one of those situations where you usually

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Speaker 1: Pitfall was another one. Pitfall was a pretty big one.

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Speaker 4: But they're all video games.

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Speaker 1: If I had to think of a toy, it would

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Speaker 1: be I got an X Wing Fighter when I was

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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, did you keep it? Like pretty nice?

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Speaker 4: Or yeah? It's on eBay right now, dude, I wonder

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Speaker 1: I bet you could make a pretty penny if you

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Speaker 1: have some mint condition early Star Wars toys. If you're

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Speaker 5: And now you have a retirement for This is.

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Speaker 1: The stuff my dad's and it's why kept McDonald's peanuts

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and now I go to Pittsburgh Vintage Mixers and

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Speaker 5: Exactly what the McDonald's glasses that had something to do

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Speaker 3: Okay, all right, your present mine was it was this

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Speaker 3: thing called a star stage that I got when I

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Speaker 2: Didn't have any presents at all.

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Speaker 3: But my favorite thing about it is because then I've

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Speaker 3: told like the story many times before that my parents

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Speaker 2: Because I had to be mobile. I couldn't be tied

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, what a spot on this.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they knew right away.

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Speaker 3: But when we're talking about actual gift giving, whether it

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Speaker 3: you know what you give to somebody, you're picking out

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Speaker 3: how you think about them. There's actually services. There's one

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Speaker 3: like literally helping people figure out what to give people,

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Speaker 4: And they're not just typing this into AI I guess not.

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Speaker 2: But those without such services.

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Speaker 5: Mister considerate, it's the most boring Batman villain.

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Speaker 3: Those without such services usually fall into six different styles

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Speaker 3: see if they's paying anything in you. One of the

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Speaker 3: styles is called the materialist. This is this type of

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Speaker 2: Somebody's giving you something now, so this is.

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Speaker 3: The person that has to buy you either the coolest

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Speaker 2: To find trending item.

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Speaker 1: Okay, this was nobody in my life growing up. I

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Speaker 1: can guarantee you that if you wanted a cabbage patch,

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Speaker 1: you were most likely going to get a calliflower, you

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Speaker 1: know what I mean? Like this, there was no brand

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Speaker 2: No, you're getting the oldie version of whatever.

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Speaker 1: It's right, TIMU, whatever's popular. Yeah, my dad was tu

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Speaker 2: The sentimentalist is the other one.

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Speaker 3: This is like the people that give you a gift

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Speaker 3: sometimes I feel like they're trying to get one over

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Speaker 3: on me, right, but that probably says a little bit

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Speaker 4: You right now?

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Speaker 1: You won't even accept that it's a nice thing. You're

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Speaker 3: This is nice when somebody's so like nostalgia driven or

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Speaker 3: just like that thoughtful that you hate them a little bit.

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Speaker 6: This old broken watch reminds me of you in such

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Speaker 5: I'll sneak one of those in every three or four years, Like,

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Speaker 5: you can't keep that up. But if you throw in

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Speaker 5: the sentimental one every now and then they know that

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Speaker 5: it always could be kind. I'm the lottery. Basically, I'm

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Speaker 4: Hope that I might get one.

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Speaker 1: Right, you might scratch off a fifty bucks right, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: my mom, it's really easy to trick her with the

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Speaker 1: like none at all. I did that from my mom,

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Speaker 4: And I think she thought it was like people could

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Speaker 8: I'm like, if you want to bart and nobody right

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Speaker 8: now they haven't, and that just you know, it just

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Speaker 8: she eventually figured out that wasn't the case, but just

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Speaker 8: the fact that it was like pictures, Oh, and they're

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Speaker 1: She doesn't want to open up a computer, you know.

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Speaker 1: She's like, although I will say that was a few

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Speaker 4: Oh, you made a gift.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, the projector is another one. Oh my god, yes,

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Speaker 3: you can probably figure out what this one is. This

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Speaker 3: is somebody who buys something that they actually just want

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Speaker 3: for themselves or it gets do something to subtly encourage

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Speaker 4: Yeah, my dad did this all the time.

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Speaker 2: Can you think of an example of it?

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Speaker 4: You bought things that he wanted.

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Speaker 1: He'd like, he'd buy a watch that he that was

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Speaker 1: what or so where twins? He's like, no, this is

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Speaker 1: you obviously like this it's a great watch. Like, yeah,

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Speaker 4: Or something like I'm not gonna wear this.

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Speaker 6: The local restaurant or local business gift card is a

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Speaker 3: The final one on the list is the convenience seeker.

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Speaker 3: That actually just sounds like, I'm not really thoughtful.

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Speaker 4: That's not convenience.

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Speaker 2: I don't think I like that person at all.

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Speaker 3: I think, all in all, your gift doesn't have to

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Speaker 2: I do five minutes of happiness.

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Speaker 2: Everybody. Do the best you can do. Merry Christmas, everybody.

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Speaker 1: Mike's doing the Night Before Steeler Christmas to get you

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Speaker 1: And as you know, the Hallmark Channel has been playing

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Speaker 1: Hallmark Christmas movie, which is coming out this weekend. When

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Speaker 1: Gina returned home to her childhood house in Crafton from

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Speaker 1: tank Philip Koalski, Gina, what are you doing here helping my.

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Speaker 6: Your Pittsburgh party Because your cousin Chip Clagg did a

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Speaker 6: Thanksgiving goodness new and just when you thought you've lost

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Speaker 4: You should come.

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Speaker 3: I'm planning the Mayor's Christmas jingle ball at the PBG play.

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Speaker 4: Gina, Hey, for real, come get hammered with us. This

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Speaker 1: Holiday magic can find you in the unlikeliest of places, draft.

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Speaker 3: Spirits, drunk in the cab of your truck again, what

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Speaker 4: Good morning, Merry Christmas.

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Speaker 2: Why are we in my childhood bedroom? My god, we

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Speaker 2: sleep together last night?

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Speaker 4: Please tell me we use the condom? No way, Wait,

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Speaker 4: aren't you on when your original Christmas plans fall through?

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Speaker 1: It's time for a Plan B Christmas Tonight on the

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Speaker 1: Hallmark Channel.

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Speaker 4: This would never work between us. You're a plumber master plumber, right,

452
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Speaker 4: and I'm the assistant to the mayor.

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Speaker 6: And I'm technically still married to Terra. But who cares.

454
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Speaker 6: I think we could be great together. Plus I could

455
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Speaker 6: really use your health insurance.

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Speaker 4: There's the drumster pull over.

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Speaker 2: I'll over from here, lose my number and forget this happened.

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Speaker 4: Gina.

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Speaker 6: Wait, Jana, I promise to text you every time I

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Speaker 6: could stop.

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Speaker 1: A Plan B Christmas Tonight on the Hallmark Channel. Well

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Speaker 1: those you know that's like destined to be like the

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Speaker 1: Pittsburgh Gets a Wonderful Life, I think perspective. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: hope those two can make it me too, And we

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Speaker 1: all know stories like that, you know, this time of year,

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Speaker 1: Can you give me some Christmas music? Give me a

467
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Speaker 1: little Christmas music. I don't even care if it's the

468
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Speaker 1: kind that'll get us dinged. Those Hallmark movies, the tropes

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Speaker 1: in them are hilarious. We played for you the clip

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Speaker 1: from our Algorithm bit about how every one of those

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Speaker 1: is like.

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Speaker 4: They make up these events that.

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Speaker 1: Just are so ridiculous they steer into the skid almost

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Speaker 1: of the joke.

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Speaker 4: At this point, I.

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Speaker 13: Was wondering if you two were coming to the Green

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Speaker 13: pine Grove town Square Christmas Eve Festival of Lights Christmas

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Speaker 13: Tree Decorating Contest Finalistcletary Hey, I just wanted to know

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Speaker 13: if you were coming to the Twinkle Twinkle Jingle Jaco

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Speaker 13: Merry Christmas Snowflake when our pine Cone Fuzzy menton Decorating

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Speaker 13: Dance Dance Revolution has slinging mass splinging, crash singing, cookoff

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Speaker 13: fucking stuff for naughty saying a wet t shirt contest

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Speaker 13: Shorty fundraiser for orphans and send the tax evaders pre

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Speaker 13: diabetics of this ware, Eggnoxiff and swore rates tonight.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's pretty much what they're like.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but some of the tropes that you'll often find

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Speaker 1: in these movies, and by the way, I find them

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Speaker 1: very watchable.

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Speaker 4: Really, I'm not even kidding. I kind of like them.

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Speaker 2: You kind of like romantic comedies?

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Speaker 4: Though, what'd you say like that?

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Speaker 5: Because I don't think it's understood why she said it

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Speaker 5: like that.

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Speaker 2: I think I said what I said. How I said?

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Speaker 4: What romantic comedy?

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Speaker 9: Do?

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Speaker 4: I like?

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Speaker 3: You like rom No, you like romance movies more than

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Speaker 3: I thought you would like.

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Speaker 4: What you talk about love actually a lot. You always

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Speaker 4: say you hate it, but you talk about it a lot.

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Speaker 1: It's objectively terrible. No, it's fun to hate watch. That

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Speaker 1: is a hate watch. Nobody likes love actually. Everyone hates

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Speaker 1: Love actually, and that's why you watch it.

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Speaker 6: He thinks your protests a little too much.

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Speaker 4: Turn it down a little bit. What's your buddy? All right?

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Speaker 2: I didn't mean to insult you.

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Speaker 4: I'm not insulted. You're just wrong.

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Speaker 1: So the big city hot shot who hates Christmas is

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Speaker 1: the usual Hallmark five. Right, that's the first thing you

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Speaker 1: can count on. And it's never in the dude. The

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Speaker 1: dude's never coming back. That dude is unsuccessful. It's yes,

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Speaker 1: the dude is always the schlub who couldn't get out

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Speaker 1: of town.

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Speaker 4: Anyways, I'm a carpenter, like Jesus was. I guess that's

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Speaker 4: sort of my charm.

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Speaker 6: I don't know, but I stayed hot, yeah, like Jesus

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Speaker 6: Chisel Eddabs.

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Speaker 4: It was like Jesus.

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Speaker 6: Anyways, some of the actors in the Hallmark movies, you

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Speaker 6: can tell that their agent came up to them and

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Speaker 6: was like, well, it's either this Hallmark movie or pornography.

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Speaker 4: I got two scripts here. Want a leaf for him?

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Speaker 6: And I mean, I'll be honest, some of this stuff

525
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Speaker 6: in here is pretty hardcore, and just you know, shoot

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Speaker 6: me a text.

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Speaker 4: I have other clients. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: The bad news is we did not get you on

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Speaker 1: Survivor Pogo Pogo. We were really hoping it was between

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Speaker 1: you and that thirty eight year old guy who's only

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Speaker 1: a foot and a half tall, and they went with him.

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Speaker 1: Because it's a long story anyways, actually it's very short.

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Speaker 4: Give me a call.

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Speaker 1: So there is that the big city hot shot, and

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Speaker 1: it's always the woman who's career minded and everything.

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Speaker 4: And she comes back home, but she doesn't believe in Christmas.

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Speaker 2: She's too busy.

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Speaker 4: She's too busy for Christmas.

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Speaker 1: But then she gets to her small town and this

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Speaker 1: is the second trope of the small town, where nothing

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Speaker 1: ever changes.

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Speaker 4: The charm of the town.

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Speaker 1: Oh, it's delightful, the local traditions.

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Speaker 9: Oh really, are you doing the chestnut roast tonight in

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Speaker 9: town square?

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Speaker 2: Coco?

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Speaker 11: Do you believe to me?

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Speaker 1: You believe they're in the coffeehouse as soon as we

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Speaker 1: get back from holiday break.

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Speaker 4: By the way, chick ass band. Uh.

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Speaker 1: Another one the lop and Have is like, I can't

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Speaker 1: talk to Josh, I'm engaged to Trevor. Oh yeah, And

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Speaker 1: then their family works the entire movie to explain what a.

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Speaker 4: Douchebag Trevor is.

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Speaker 6: Right, you can't marry this capitalist, the guy with all

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Speaker 6: the money. Yeah, and the health insurance and the apartment

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Speaker 6: and the four oh one K.

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Speaker 1: You should date your high school love. Yeah, that'll more.

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Speaker 1: And then there's that last minute miracle that always happens.

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Speaker 1: It saves everything, just one look, where all of a sudden,

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Speaker 1: the guy who was just the schlub the entire time,

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Speaker 1: walks in AND's like they're like, we.

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Speaker 2: Lost all our Christmas presents this year.

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Speaker 14: We're not gonna have Christmas we were supposed to have

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Speaker 14: for the unfortunate that disadvantaged you, and now it's.

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Speaker 4: Just so tragic.

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Speaker 14: And then he like he' say, hey, I noticed your

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Speaker 14: car turned over in the snow drift the other night.

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Speaker 14: I pull all these presents out, I rewrapped them all

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Speaker 14: for you, and good to go. I had to replace

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Speaker 14: a couple of them there damage, but you don't have

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Speaker 14: to pay me back.

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Speaker 4: I'm just happy to be a part of your Christmas.

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Speaker 4: And then he goes oh, and they're like, you gets sick.

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Speaker 4: I gotta have sex with him. I'm gonna stay in

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Speaker 4: this dumpy town forever.

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Speaker 1: Everything they thought three days before they've just won aded on.

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Speaker 1: This place sucks. These people are all enmeshed. It's like

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Speaker 1: it's insane. Each other's asked.

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Speaker 7: They all are.

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Speaker 4: They know everything about each other, zero privacy and I'm

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Speaker 4: never leaving.

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, And then after they get married, right they

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Speaker 6: need to do sequels where it's like, uh, Stephanie finally

585
00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:10,199
Speaker 6: found out that Mark was a bit of a player

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Speaker 6: while she was in the big city because there's only

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Speaker 6: sixty women in the town and Marcus had sex with

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Speaker 6: fifty five.

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Speaker 1: Or she just learns all of these other weird things

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Speaker 1: about him that you can't possibly know by re meeting

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Speaker 1: someone in three days. And she's like, you have what

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Speaker 1: he's like agoraphobia. That's right, I can't I can't go,

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Speaker 1: I can't go outside.

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Speaker 2: Marcus is home a lot.

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Speaker 1: She's like, I thought you were just rebuilding and remodeling

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Speaker 1: the something. No, this is a prison that I am

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Speaker 1: instructing for myself that I can never leave.

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Speaker 6: I only leave the house once a year for Civil

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Speaker 6: War reenactments where I only play Roberty Leave. Wait, what's

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Speaker 6: so specific?

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Speaker 4: Won't play anybody else.

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Speaker 1: It's just super racist And she doesn't find out until

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Speaker 1: she's pregnant. You what now, Yeah, I'm a member of

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Speaker 1: a militia you might have heard of, called white Whites

605
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Speaker 1: for whites.

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Speaker 2: Wait, so you can wear a mask?

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Speaker 1: Hallmark Christmas Movies, they're the best live to tape right

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Speaker 1: now for little giant studios in the historic Allentown neighborhood

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Speaker 1: of Pittsburgh. And if you are a musician in need

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Speaker 1: of a space to rehearse, record, or perform. You should

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Speaker 1: check this place out because it's amazing. But there's a

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Speaker 1: just a huge performance going on over the holiday that

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Speaker 1: we want to make you aware of. And that's why

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Speaker 1: we're here tonight recording The common Heart. And I'm joined

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Speaker 1: now by Clinton Clegg of the common Heart and Clinton

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Speaker 1: always get to.

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Speaker 4: See your brother. How are you all right?

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Speaker 1: So the big holiday show for the common Heart is

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Speaker 1: coming up at the end of the month. Tell us

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Speaker 1: all about it, give us all the detail. What day

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Speaker 1: is it and what's the deal?

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Speaker 15: Saturday, December twenty seventh, we're having our show at mister Small's.

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Speaker 15: This is the second iteration of our secret album series

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Speaker 15: where we don't tell the audience what the album is

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Speaker 15: gonna be, and we play an iconic album from history.

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Speaker 15: But then also we have a full common Heart set after,

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Speaker 15: so it's gonna be fantastic. We have an amazing support

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Speaker 15: acts with us, We have Selective warming up the stage,

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Speaker 15: and then guitar Zac's gonna be joining us too.

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Speaker 8: Well.

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Speaker 4: Guitar Zac is none to mess around with. No, he's

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Speaker 4: like guitar Zach.

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Speaker 1: Let me ask you this about the record album? Is

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Speaker 1: it one that like, will everybody know what it is

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Speaker 1: right away?

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Speaker 7: Everyone will know what it is right away?

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Speaker 4: Okay, that's it. Yeah, that's what I was. I always

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00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:39,719
Speaker 4: wonder if it takes a little walk.

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Speaker 1: So I remember when you guys did Floyd and you

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Speaker 1: did wish you were here and that, Like I think

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Speaker 1: some people it took them a minute. I was in

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Speaker 1: the crowd and I was like, oh, no way. And

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Speaker 1: then you launched into it and destroyed it. That was awesome.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, that was really fun.

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Speaker 15: Yeah, pink Floyd was like a huge undertaking and that's

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Speaker 15: the fun of it too. This is why you know

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Speaker 15: our second time doing it. The first time was great

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Speaker 15: with pink fur Lloyd, and now we got another one

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Speaker 15: that we're all excited about it.

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Speaker 1: And there's a charitable component to this show, yep that

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Speaker 1: people should know about right.

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Speaker 15: Yeah, we're working with the Greater Pittsburgh Community Food Bank.

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Speaker 15: We will be collecting non perishable items at the door,

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Speaker 15: so please load up on your cans and dry soups

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Speaker 15: and all that stuff and bring it along. And we're

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Speaker 15: working with three Rivers therapists who's actually volunteering to collect

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Speaker 15: all that and get it to the food bank for us.

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Speaker 15: So kind of a co collaboration of mental health and

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Speaker 15: food security.

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Speaker 4: Good deal. All right, well, what are we going to

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Speaker 4: hear right now?

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Speaker 7: This is a brand new tune. This one's called pop Molly.

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Speaker 4: All right, here they are.

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Speaker 1: This is the common Heart for you, a virtual live

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Speaker 1: to tape coffeehouse on the DV Morning Show.

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Speaker 4: That's all.

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Speaker 16: It's badly worry chosing s little Fay. I'm Shay, not Grid.

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Speaker 11: I'm just show that shure. That's fa.

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Speaker 4: The're talking about you.

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