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Speaker 2: Got some nasty people to talk about. I got a

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Speaker 2: It's really under a a that sucks umbrella, but it's

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Speaker 2: history involving a fun accent. So due in southern California,

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Speaker 2: it keeps getting his plane stolen. Yeah, so it keeps

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Speaker 2: getting taken out for a joy ride, and then it

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Speaker 2: shows up at a completely different airport. The name of

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Speaker 2: a rep from the Almonte Police Department talking about finding

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Speaker 2: the stolen plane at a different airport. Again warning fun

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Speaker 2: Accent ahead and come back to do the same walks.

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Speaker 2: But their friendage has.

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Speaker 3: Just parked out in the tarmac unoccupied, and in fact,

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Speaker 3: it had a chain from the airplane down to the

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so that's just a tie down. Those aren't locked or anything.

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Speaker 2: That's just a tie down. So you can just unhook

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Speaker 2: it and whatever and get and get gone. Apparently it

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Speaker 2: it and then also I did like a repair really

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Speaker 2: that kind but then just it landed at a different airport.

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Speaker 2: Yeah all right, but he keep it getting plane story.

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Speaker 4: Again, knowing the procedures, would he now that you know

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Speaker 4: how to do this, how can you take somebody else's plane?

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Speaker 4: And then would she not be in contact with the

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Speaker 4: the towers? Right, So she says, you know you identified

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Speaker 2: Correct, Correct, that's just the plane. But they don't know

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Speaker 2: who's in the pim Like they don't know that it's

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Speaker 2: you flying. Oh, it's not like that's not your plane.

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Speaker 2: I do have a set of keys. Yes, that's the

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Speaker 2: she yeah she did, she hot. This is not like

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Speaker 2: That's pretty much a lawnmower.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, when you put the key in the plane, this

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Speaker 2: The plane I'm getting is a push button start. Okay,

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Speaker 2: but yeah, the same same idea, so they do have both.

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Speaker 2: Button, It was just button you kind of prime, you

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Speaker 2: And do all planes have keys? Yeah, of some sort.

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Speaker 6: Like you're the one who still keeps stealing my.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, like you think that's possible.

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Speaker 8: It could be depends on what they're stealing the plane for.

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Speaker 2: He's a retired guy. I don't know if he's looking

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Speaker 2: It's his airplane. That's all he wants to do. He

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Speaker 2: But the missing all game as just part of missing again.

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Speaker 4: Sounds like an inside job, like somebody who works at

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Speaker 2: Yeah, got it. That sucks story. You can't you hear

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Speaker 2: This is terrible. The Russian model, the TV personality, former

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Speaker 2: They never their massive experience. Yeah. Wow. A media rite

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Speaker 2: look it up. Look it up. I swear to you.

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Speaker 2: I think it was Virginia. Say, crane crashes into Crane

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Speaker 2: The Crane family and they were they were lifting telephone

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Speaker 2: just it just happened last week, is the story. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: trying to uh what do they call it? Fella tree? Yes?

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Speaker 2: That's correct? Yeah. So they're they're they're cutting this tree down,

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Speaker 2: of reminded me of the story that Greg told. Remember

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Speaker 2: is trying to save like four dollars.

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Speaker 4: Trying to save like four hundred dollars, thank you very much.

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Speaker 2: He got this guy and he was gonna he was

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Speaker 4: I'm standing standing like fifty feet away and I'm holding

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Speaker 4: just kind of fall right in front of him. No,

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Speaker 3: That was trying to save four cents something like that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, between four and seven cents or something. Anyway, So

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Speaker 2: It said? Crane meets crane?

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Speaker 13: Identify the nurses who will identify?

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Speaker 2: You can't have done it. There's no identifying.

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Speaker 5: I know that hole anywhere.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, I know that's which nurse do you want to

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Speaker 2: Well, look, if I went in there with a vagina candle,

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Speaker 8: Talking about taking a picture of your X ray is

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Speaker 5: Can get into the perfect world?

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Speaker 4: Do you want your doctors and your nurses to not

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Speaker 9: Don't they go home and talk about it at dinner?

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Speaker 5: But if it's funny, that's on you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there's more conversation about the hip of violation than

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Speaker 3: I mean we've heard everything.

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Speaker 13: I've been any guys who had two hands, you know,

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Speaker 3: This the podcast, Yeah, Champagne bottles. Yeah, and that was

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Speaker 13: It's a show.

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Speaker 2: Where I played the audio of that nurse. She made

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Speaker 6: Well, come on, it has to be long enough to

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Speaker 2: Yeah you can do like the Yeah you can do

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Speaker 13: Yeah, that's true.

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Speaker 6: Although I think why they say, like, well, never mind,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what you would do. We just sit around

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Speaker 5: All day and then I go for a walk after dark.

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Speaker 6: Yes, okay, you know what, all those muggers come out

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Speaker 8: I would walk around like a mall or somewhere random,

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Speaker 2: Oh, no one ever you know it was nice to me.

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Speaker 2: That's what it is. Taking the garbage out because there

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Speaker 2: Say that they're not getting just randomly sexually assaulted. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: is like some game controllers sent down from the heavens

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Speaker 4: by the pleasure gods. It provides multiple ways to keep

443
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Speaker 4: the thing in place, allowing me to customize my session

444
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Speaker 4: with ease. The suction cup mount with articulated arm is

445
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Speaker 4: a genius feature. Lets me position it anywhere I want

446
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Speaker 4: at any angle, perfect for desks, bedside tables, or a

447
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Speaker 4: shower wall or tile floor.

448
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Speaker 2: Oh, let me ask you a question like on the

449
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Speaker 2: reviews on Amazon, can you click to see like, is

450
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Speaker 2: this a person who's reviewing everything? I didn't investigate it?

451
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Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what I mean?

452
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Speaker 2: Is it a verified shopper or is it like is

453
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Speaker 2: this that that the way that's written, it sounds like

454
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Speaker 2: sounds like somebody from the company.

455
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Speaker 3: Is somebody that's paid on fiver to do reviews.

456
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Speaker 2: Like maybe I really enjoyed this new masturbatortimes'll.

457
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Speaker 6: Say verified purchase, right, yeah, that's what I'm asking Yeah, okay, yeah,

458
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Speaker 6: And then there's a lot of people that do humble

459
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Speaker 6: brags in their reviews, so the same exact product.

460
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Speaker 4: This one guy wrote, if you're well endowed, this might

461
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Speaker 4: not work well for you. Thankfully I was able to

462
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Speaker 4: give it to my partner and it was very enjoyable experience.

463
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Speaker 4: It's a good weight as well. It suctions onto tile

464
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Speaker 4: surfaces very well.

465
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Speaker 1: Good.

466
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Speaker 2: Okay, we get it, You're lucky. Would that be more

467
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Speaker 2: useful for a woman's sex toy, like the suction cup

468
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Speaker 2: thing like do a.

469
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Speaker 5: Shower wall or where you're sticking it, you know.

470
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Speaker 2: For something like this, it seemed like you would need that.

471
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Speaker 13: As a dude, what I'm saying the first review said,

472
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Speaker 13: tile floor, what are you doing?

473
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Speaker 4: Are you laying down a yeah, work out for the ladies?

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Speaker 1: Thrusting, Oh how does that work?

476
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Speaker 2: All right?

477
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Speaker 4: This reviewer says, the vibes b vibin with this strong

478
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Speaker 4: wand it hits more than pleasure points with its versatility

479
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Speaker 4: and reach. It has long battery life, and it's easy

480
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Speaker 4: to operate and clean, and the vibration levels have good functionality,

481
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Speaker 4: surprisingly soft to the touch.

482
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Speaker 2: All right.

483
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Speaker 4: Then I found that thing that Seabas spot, the six

484
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Speaker 4: point eight pound male sex doll with torso masturbator for

485
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Speaker 4: gay men.

486
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Speaker 2: That's what it's called.

487
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Speaker 4: It's that giant torso and a clownishly long. So this

488
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Speaker 4: is the exact same model, and this reviewer says, at

489
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Speaker 4: six point eight pounds, it's heavy and the whole experience

490
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Speaker 4: made it feel more like a partner than a prop.

491
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Speaker 4: The seven is diildo is exactly what I was craving.

492
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Speaker 4: Hell thick, veined and firm in all the right ways.

493
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Speaker 4: Paired with the tight textured anal channel, it delivers dual stimulation,

494
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Speaker 4: hits deep, and it doesn't hold back every detail from

495
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Speaker 4: the lifelike. Every detail from the lifelike testicles to the

496
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Speaker 4: firm sculpted abs just draws. You went to the fantasy

497
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Speaker 4: and what really made this stand out was how flexible

498
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Speaker 4: and versatile it is. You can move it, ride it,

499
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Speaker 4: flip it, whatever position you're in the mood for. It responds.

500
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Speaker 4: And the best part, it's not just for solo play.

501
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Speaker 4: My partner and I were both able to enjoy it together,

502
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Speaker 4: adding a new level of intensity and connection. Jealousy.

503
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Speaker 2: If you have someone there, what do you need the

504
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Speaker 2: sex man for? Right out.

505
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Speaker 4: Channel, The anal channel delivers dual stimulation.

506
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Speaker 2: Good question. Fifty other you know, it's funny like Greg

507
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Speaker 2: is a person who can't go to the grocery store

508
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Speaker 2: and buy toilet paper because he's too embarrassed. Right right now,

509
00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:59,040
Speaker 2: other people are embarrassed to buy things like this, So

510
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Speaker 2: maybe they'll buy it, you know, discreetly online, have it

511
00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:04,280
Speaker 2: shipped to the house. They won't go to one of

512
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Speaker 2: the adult stores. They would never do that. Then there's

513
00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:10,840
Speaker 2: the person who not only buys it, but refuses it

514
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Speaker 2: and then reuse it the world.

515
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Speaker 4: Yeah, some of these whole are opposite of like unboxing

516
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Speaker 4: videos where they show it.

517
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Speaker 2: And so weird.

518
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Speaker 8: See, one time I was looking at Amazon reviews and

519
00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:24,480
Speaker 8: I saw a girl I knew who had reviewed it

520
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Speaker 8: in pictures and stuff, and.

521
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Speaker 9: I thought, what are the odds?

522
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Speaker 8: And like, what if somebody saw that who actually knows you?

523
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Speaker 3: Well, I assume like if they're putting that video together,

524
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Speaker 3: they don't care.

525
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Speaker 2: They don't care.

526
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Speaker 13: Well, some people who sit down for interviews with their

527
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Speaker 13: sex dolls that they're like, I.

528
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Speaker 2: Live with this and my girlfriend. Also, if I think

529
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Speaker 2: of I'm buying one of these things, I don't think

530
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Speaker 2: if I'm really reading the reviews.

531
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Speaker 6: You you wouldn't want to read a review after before

532
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Speaker 6: investing in something.

533
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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's one hundred fifty dollars invest A lot of

534
00:25:55,440 --> 00:25:56,440
Speaker 3: these things are no returney.

535
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Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah, I think I'm about to have my period.

536
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Speaker 7: It's a woody show.

537
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Speaker 2: Some Amazon review some some things that are sold on Amazon, Like,

538
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Speaker 2: who are the people reviewing some of these things? Even

539
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Speaker 2: share that information? Grigged a little bit of a of

540
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Speaker 2: a deep dive into that.

541
00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:20,479
Speaker 4: Another review said, I was not ready. This thing is hefty,

542
00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:23,960
Speaker 4: realistic and delivers exactly what it promises, maybe even more.

543
00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:27,679
Speaker 4: The texture feels amazing, that detailing is wild and the

544
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Speaker 4: size is great. The size is great. The size is great.

545
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Speaker 4: Another product electric penis enlarging vacuum pump with four suction intensities.

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Speaker 13: I'm surprised they're able to say that because those things

547
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Speaker 13: do not make it big.

548
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Speaker 5: Yeah, I think we know why he does.

549
00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:52,160
Speaker 2: So this person, you tried it a penis pump.

550
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Speaker 13: No, I've not tried it, but I also have seen

551
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Speaker 13: I've also known the science behind wieners and if it

552
00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:59,000
Speaker 13: made it bigger, if they actually worked, every guy would

553
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Speaker 13: have fifteen of them.

554
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Speaker 2: I think of any of this stuff works.

555
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Speaker 5: And it's a quick fix, right, and it'll just kind of.

556
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Speaker 13: Pump it hot sack right, it's yeah, it's I.

557
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Speaker 5: Saw magic Mike like you me.

558
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Speaker 4: That's how I know this guy liked it, but he

559
00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:12,840
Speaker 4: had an important warning. Okay, so this is the penis pump.

560
00:27:13,359 --> 00:27:16,040
Speaker 4: In the past, I've used several different pumps, all with

561
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Speaker 4: a hand pumping device which tired your hand out and

562
00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:20,680
Speaker 4: you couldn't have both hands free, and they never really

563
00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:24,359
Speaker 4: got a firm grit because I don't shave. The pump

564
00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:27,199
Speaker 4: is amazing. I can't believe the suction on it. I

565
00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:29,840
Speaker 4: started out with level one. I got brave and I

566
00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:32,760
Speaker 4: went to level two and it sucked in one of

567
00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:35,600
Speaker 4: my testicles, so I had to get it out. Oh wow,

568
00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:37,359
Speaker 4: and I had to go back to level one. I

569
00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:40,040
Speaker 4: would recommend wearing a sea ring to keep your testicles

570
00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:42,119
Speaker 4: in place, but very careful if it sucks one or

571
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Speaker 4: both of them in.

572
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Speaker 2: Oh no, I would.

573
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Speaker 5: Think, So that seems damage.

574
00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:47,960
Speaker 3: And what does the penis fum actually do.

575
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Speaker 13: It creates a next, creates a vacuum and that kind

576
00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:53,679
Speaker 13: of encourage you know it, but also creates suction, so

577
00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:54,320
Speaker 13: it feels.

578
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Speaker 2: Like somebody's doing something for you.

579
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Speaker 3: Oh so it was actual toy. I thought it like

580
00:27:58,359 --> 00:28:01,720
Speaker 3: it was to make it larger. Yeah, it's that's the

581
00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:05,520
Speaker 3: that's the quote thought behind it. But it's again medically

582
00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:09,919
Speaker 3: not medically proven false. But you up for like a

583
00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:13,600
Speaker 3: few seconds probably there. We've been around for decades, sure

584
00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:13,919
Speaker 3: they have.

585
00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:16,280
Speaker 4: But I would imagine then when you're done, it doesn't

586
00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:18,000
Speaker 4: it just goes back to north right exactly.

587
00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:19,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, like you can blow a balloon up, but as

588
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:22,560
Speaker 2: long as you're pinching the stem or whatever, that is

589
00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:25,600
Speaker 2: the yeah, Like okay, so yeah, but then as soon

590
00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:27,320
Speaker 2: as you let it go, it's just back to a balloon.

591
00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:31,280
Speaker 2: If you're using it in preparation for using that on somebody,

592
00:28:31,359 --> 00:28:33,160
Speaker 2: you can't do it while. You can't do anything while

593
00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:35,000
Speaker 2: it's in the pump, obviously, so the read you take

594
00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:36,240
Speaker 2: it out, you're to.

595
00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:38,959
Speaker 3: Where you started. Type it in on my work computer.

596
00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:43,800
Speaker 4: But then this, okay, you have to hear this brag

597
00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:49,120
Speaker 4: because it's impossibly unbelievable. This same penis pump product. The

598
00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:52,200
Speaker 4: reviewer says, I've had it since December, and the pump

599
00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:55,160
Speaker 4: is very powerful, well designed, sturdy, It's built to last.

600
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Speaker 4: My only gripe is the length of the cylinder and

601
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Speaker 4: the rubber sleeves. They're too small.

602
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:02,480
Speaker 2: Length.

603
00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:07,400
Speaker 4: And check this out what this guy says. I would

604
00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:10,480
Speaker 4: say the tube is about eight inches long, and I'm

605
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Speaker 4: just discovering that I must be well over eleven.

606
00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:21,440
Speaker 2: Get out of there, just discovering that you aren't even sure.

607
00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:25,040
Speaker 2: I just realized it because I got this prof that

608
00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:27,160
Speaker 2: was the case. What are you doing with the pump?

609
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Speaker 1: Yeah? Right right?

610
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Speaker 2: Yeah? Might show give me an f and break somebody who.

611
00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:35,480
Speaker 6: Became an unintentional accidental size queen. I don't think eleven

612
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Speaker 6: is possible.

613
00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:40,719
Speaker 4: And if you bought a thing for your unit and

614
00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:44,200
Speaker 4: it didn't fit, and then oh, I must be eleven inches.

615
00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:50,120
Speaker 4: This thing is eleant told me right, So it wraps

616
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Speaker 4: it up by saying it's it's quite uncomfortable for me,

617
00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:55,800
Speaker 4: and I keep having to pull the entire device outward

618
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Speaker 4: so my urethra isn't constantly being pulled up into this.

619
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Speaker 2: Weird Penis palms are actually used by doctors for people

620
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Speaker 2: who have Perone's disease. It helps them straighten their penis out,

621
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Speaker 2: like if you got like a dog legged curve.

622
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Speaker 13: It does it draws again. It's drawing blood into it,

623
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Speaker 13: but only for the moment, and that blood doesn't suddenly

624
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Speaker 13: and make everything bigger personally.

625
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Speaker 2: It doesn't. You don't damn it all, like you couldn't

626
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Speaker 2: use the straighten it permanently. I would assume. Yeah, I

627
00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:30,040
Speaker 2: don't know about that either. Maybe straight I saw commercial

628
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Speaker 2: on TV. There was something on TV. They were advertising

629
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Speaker 2: something for people and they were using a lot of carrots.

630
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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's the Perone's disease one.

631
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Speaker 2: Yeah, right, And I don't know that. Is it a

632
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Speaker 2: medication or is like some kind of thing that was

633
00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:42,720
Speaker 2: basically if you have a curved wen er.

634
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Speaker 5: Yeah, I feel like it's a stent. You know, they

635
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Speaker 5: got to the props. Something up in there, no idea.

636
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Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like random. It just came on TV.

637
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Speaker 2: I'm like, kind of an odd commercial. They talking about penises,

638
00:30:53,440 --> 00:30:55,880
Speaker 2: and like you think they are weird. Do you want

639
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Speaker 2: to hear about one more product?

640
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Speaker 4: Sure, one more something we can all relate to, because

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Speaker 4: we all did it. Papers for adults. So north Shore

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643
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Speaker 4: So now overall, unlike us who actually had fun with them,

644
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Speaker 4: customers didn't seem to like them. This person said, the

645
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Speaker 4: most leakproof, the most heavy duty, best holding for full

646
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Speaker 4: bowel movement.

647
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Speaker 2: And full bladder.

648
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Speaker 4: None of us pooped in it. No, they leak less

649
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Speaker 4: than all other diapers. But that being said, they're hot

650
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Speaker 4: and sweaty. They're basically like wearing a plastic trash bag.

651
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Speaker 4: The same reason their leakproof is the same reason they're sweaty,

652
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Speaker 4: and that sweat caused a fungal and bacterial growth.

653
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Speaker 2: Ye And then this one.

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Speaker 4: Says, okay, terrific, I actually use this for my senior

655
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Speaker 4: dog that was having a bladder control issue. I just

656
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Speaker 4: cut a hole for the tail. She's a pit mix

657
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Speaker 4: forty three pounds. And I should have gotten the small

658
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Speaker 4: size because these diapers run big. But I thought I was.

659
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Speaker 4: This is where it sounds like me writing the review.

660
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Speaker 4: I thought I was ordering a case of four packages

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Speaker 4: for a total of forty diapers. The descript was deceiving

662
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Speaker 4: sixty seven dollars for ten diapers. Unbelievable.

663
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Speaker 2: Oprah, Right, yeah, Bill Gates.

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Speaker 4: That's what people are saying about diapers, dildo's yeah, and pumps.

665
00:32:13,560 --> 00:32:16,240
Speaker 2: Yeah. Greg went down the rabbit hole of Amazon reviews

666
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Speaker 2: on my work computer. Forty four. Woodie, we'll take a

667
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:24,480
Speaker 2: quick break more Woody shows next time on the Woody Show.

668
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Speaker 1: We'll be right.

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Speaker 4: Back now here where it gets real good.

670
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Speaker 1: This will get great.

671
00:32:28,640 --> 00:32:31,040
Speaker 2: Cory's I much needed time to think about everything.

672
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Speaker 7: He's gonna vacuum when he gets on later.

673
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Speaker 2: Yes, the Woody Show will be right back.

674
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Speaker 5: It is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

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Speaker 1: The Woody Show.

676
00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:51,160
Speaker 2: We were talking about some of those Amazon reviews, the

677
00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:53,840
Speaker 2: penis pump thing, people with crooked penises and things of that.

678
00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:55,440
Speaker 2: Somebody on the text said, why would you want to

679
00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:57,360
Speaker 2: straighten a curve penis? We were talking about that one

680
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Speaker 2: advertisement that kids popping up on TV for Peronis. It's

681
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Speaker 2: called like geoflex, I believe and some Why would you

682
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Speaker 2: want to straighten a curved penis? I did a guy,

683
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Speaker 2: uh and it was some of the best sex I've

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Speaker 2: ever had.

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Speaker 5: But you'd have to lay side on the curve.

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Speaker 13: If it's a gradual upcurve that is, I mean, that's

687
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Speaker 13: how a lot of vibrators are designed. However, there if

688
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Speaker 13: there's a dog leg, like you said to the left

689
00:33:20,560 --> 00:33:21,960
Speaker 13: of the right, that's a problem. And I looked it

690
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Speaker 13: up the G flex. It's not a pill, as that

691
00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:26,720
Speaker 13: would be very hard to work. It's an injection that

692
00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:29,640
Speaker 13: breaks down collagen. So a lot of Peronis diseases, there's

693
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Speaker 13: like like there's like a collagen that's pulling two sides

694
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Speaker 13: together and so this you injected right in that collagen

695
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Speaker 13: breaks it down.

696
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Speaker 2: The thing straightened. It was a real bone you could

697
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Speaker 2: do like to do with a nose like break it

698
00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:41,760
Speaker 2: reset like they're going to do cast on it.

699
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Speaker 3: Have you been hearing those stories about the botox stuff

700
00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:47,760
Speaker 3: that dudes are doing putting talks in their penis. Really

701
00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:52,400
Speaker 3: it's not working out for what reason? Over no to

702
00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:56,520
Speaker 3: for a girth. I could see it inth like like filler. Sorry,

703
00:33:58,280 --> 00:34:00,040
Speaker 3: oh okay, yeah, because it's just.

704
00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:02,960
Speaker 2: There was a video that popped up, but this woman

705
00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:05,680
Speaker 2: was like going off on people like genus size queens.

706
00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:09,080
Speaker 2: You know what, ladies, can we get real for a second.

707
00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:10,640
Speaker 2: I don't know why, blah blah blah blah blah, you know,

708
00:34:10,719 --> 00:34:13,120
Speaker 2: talking about like you want something this big, No you don't.

709
00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:16,640
Speaker 2: And she basically said, like the you know, the the

710
00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:19,120
Speaker 2: most that you're going to get any kind of like

711
00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:23,560
Speaker 2: pleasure from is about what three inches deep into your

712
00:34:24,440 --> 00:34:27,320
Speaker 2: into your body, and then anything after that is just

713
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Speaker 2: a complete waste.

714
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Speaker 5: I agree, Well, that's what I agree with.

715
00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:33,520
Speaker 13: That because Greg as a gay guy and who cares,

716
00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:35,000
Speaker 13: but you like the look of it, the.

717
00:34:35,239 --> 00:34:37,040
Speaker 2: Feel who cares about the size?

718
00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:39,600
Speaker 3: Like he's gay guys love they love big ones still

719
00:34:39,719 --> 00:34:42,160
Speaker 3: even though that's more about mouth parts.

720
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Speaker 2: I'm talking about like when you know, like for the

721
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Speaker 2: for the pleasure.

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Speaker 6: I agree, what have I said this whole time?

723
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Speaker 10: Much?

724
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Speaker 5: It's too much? We don't need you know, eight plus?

725
00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:55,600
Speaker 8: Yeah, you guys are all the ones saying that you

726
00:34:55,640 --> 00:34:57,040
Speaker 8: want it and you don't care if it's.

727
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Speaker 2: Too much for the it's cool, yeah, exact, Yeah, it

728
00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:02,000
Speaker 2: would be cool, like you guys have persons and shoes

729
00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:03,279
Speaker 2: for you, Like that's what I want from me. It

730
00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:04,839
Speaker 2: would be cool to go to a nude beach and

731
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Speaker 2: be confident.

732
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Speaker 9: Yeah, but I mean it's painful to him too far, Yes, exactly.

733
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Speaker 5: We don't need you to flash the kickstand. We don't.

734
00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:15,279
Speaker 5: I get I get that it's like cool looking, but

735
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:16,719
Speaker 5: it's too much.

736
00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:19,839
Speaker 2: It's so cool is that? But is that about right?

737
00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:21,960
Speaker 9: Like yeah, that looks a little small.

738
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Speaker 6: No, I mean no, he's saying amount that will matter

739
00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:26,520
Speaker 6: and the rest is just extra.

740
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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, do you agree? Yeah, like anything beyond this

741
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:37,240
Speaker 2: is the nose bleeds and what's the point, right, But yeah,

742
00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:40,640
Speaker 2: I mean, you know, curved, whatever it is, what are

743
00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:42,239
Speaker 2: you going to do? That's the thing. Like women can

744
00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:45,319
Speaker 2: fix everything. Yeah, they can fix their boobs, they can

745
00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:49,120
Speaker 2: fix like like whatever it is, like a guy knows. Yeah, yeah,

746
00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:51,600
Speaker 2: guy can fix their nose. But I'm saying, like I guess,

747
00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:54,959
Speaker 2: you know, uh, private area, the private area. Like women

748
00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:59,120
Speaker 2: can get vagina plasty, yeah, a plastic baby plastic you know,

749
00:35:59,160 --> 00:36:01,440
Speaker 2: make things look at certain way. Like, guys, we're kind

750
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:04,040
Speaker 2: of screwed. Bigger, smaller. Yeah, whatever you got is just

751
00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:04,719
Speaker 2: what you got.

752
00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:07,400
Speaker 3: What you got. Sorry, that's how it is for the

753
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Speaker 3: rest of your life.

754
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:09,279
Speaker 2: Just think about that guy on the flip side. We

755
00:36:09,320 --> 00:36:11,399
Speaker 2: gotta rule the world, you know what I mean? Your

756
00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:12,680
Speaker 2: ears always grew in.

757
00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:13,040
Speaker 1: Charge of it.

758
00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:16,719
Speaker 2: We can be in charge of everything. But it's a

759
00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:22,080
Speaker 2: trade off, you know. Dingle eight seven seven forty four, Woody,

760
00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:23,840
Speaker 2: you can send us a text over to two to

761
00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:29,319
Speaker 2: nine eight seven more Woody shows next and we are

762
00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:34,320
Speaker 2: into another new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world.

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Speaker 2: Thank you for being here. I'm Woody. That's Greg Gory.

764
00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:40,839
Speaker 2: We got Menace. Gina grad is here, we got Sea

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Speaker 2: Mass Sammy Morgan's here. Phones are open eight seven seven

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Speaker 2: forty four Woody. That's eight seven seven forty four Woody,

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Speaker 2: And boy am I excited because a.

768
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Speaker 1: Magnet they.

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Speaker 7: To a scientists.

770
00:36:58,280 --> 00:37:03,440
Speaker 2: I have intentionally not ask Sea Bass any questions about

771
00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:06,359
Speaker 2: the gathering of the Juggalos at this point because it's

772
00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:09,880
Speaker 2: always an adventure. Every year Sea Bass goes out to

773
00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:12,759
Speaker 2: the gathering of fans for Insane clown Possibly they have

774
00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:14,920
Speaker 2: a reunion, so to speak.

775
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:19,719
Speaker 13: It's the twenty fifth anniversaryat you believe it still kicking out,

776
00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:20,920
Speaker 13: still kick it somehow.

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00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:24,720
Speaker 2: Yeah. And so it's held in Ohio, and he witnesses things.

778
00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:27,640
Speaker 2: It's something almost every year that's brand new that we

779
00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:30,000
Speaker 2: just what he thought, you've seen and heard everything. It

780
00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:31,880
Speaker 2: sounds fake. It's America that.

781
00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:35,640
Speaker 13: Yeah, you'd like this isn't real life because there's so

782
00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:36,920
Speaker 13: many illegal and dangerous things.

783
00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:40,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, and so many great songs like what is a Juggalo?

784
00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:42,880
Speaker 3: Let me so?

785
00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:46,279
Speaker 1: Oh he gets buck naked and then he walks through

786
00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:50,560
Speaker 1: the streets connected but it's his butt secret.

787
00:37:50,719 --> 00:37:52,239
Speaker 2: Yeah. So it's really good to get see like where

788
00:37:52,239 --> 00:37:54,640
Speaker 2: you want to. And by the way, they must all

789
00:37:54,719 --> 00:37:58,480
Speaker 2: fly there first class and first class accommodations. Oh wait,

790
00:37:58,560 --> 00:38:01,560
Speaker 2: how do they get the time off? First's privately, there's

791
00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:05,480
Speaker 2: a lot of people hitchhiking to get to the gathering

792
00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:06,520
Speaker 2: of the Juggalos each year.

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Speaker 13: There's a lot of just sleeping in the grass because

794
00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:11,160
Speaker 13: it's held on a festival. It's not a real festival grounds,

795
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Speaker 13: but it's private property in a place called Thornville, Ohio,

796
00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:17,319
Speaker 13: which is a half hour outside of Columbus. And yeah,

797
00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:19,520
Speaker 13: it's not near any kind of public transportation, so I'm

798
00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:21,480
Speaker 13: on all the message boards, and you see people who

799
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Speaker 13: they got to like the Greyhound station at Columbus and

800
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Speaker 13: they're walking nine hours.

801
00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:29,080
Speaker 2: Or whatever, little and with no plan on how to get.

802
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Speaker 13: Back right exactly, no ticket even like they'll sneak in

803
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Speaker 13: through the woods.

804
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Speaker 2: Yeah, so you plan ahead and you're not camping there

805
00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:37,400
Speaker 2: on site, right, Not anymore, that's that's a pain of

806
00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:39,239
Speaker 2: that ass. Not anymore. I did it once.

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00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:41,719
Speaker 13: I slept in like a van. And it's number one,

808
00:38:42,239 --> 00:38:44,359
Speaker 13: it's hard to like charge things. Number two it's the

809
00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:47,120
Speaker 13: heat index was ninety five degrees, so it was absolutely

810
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Speaker 13: miserable the entire time. And number three, they will steal

811
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Speaker 13: your things and I will steal from each other, and

812
00:38:51,719 --> 00:38:53,800
Speaker 13: especially they will steal from me because I'm an outsider.

813
00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:56,279
Speaker 2: Now, I don't know why you would think that you

814
00:38:56,280 --> 00:38:58,719
Speaker 2: would stand out. Oh in fact, I oh wait, now

815
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Speaker 2: we see any of the video from the gathering of

816
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Speaker 2: the Juggalos.

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00:39:01,719 --> 00:39:05,520
Speaker 13: Everybody, the average Jugglo is shirtless. Again in ninety five

818
00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:08,680
Speaker 13: degree heat. They have what are called box braids, which

819
00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:10,960
Speaker 13: are those like thin like braids that kind of come

820
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:14,440
Speaker 13: off each side of your head like spider legs, all

821
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Speaker 13: kinds of tattoos, very fat uh and they again.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the showering is hidden, Miss Minimal. Yes, mostly is

823
00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:24,520
Speaker 2: the crowd aging or are they bringing in new people?

824
00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:27,000
Speaker 2: Like do they? Is there like a new generation of

825
00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:29,879
Speaker 2: in seeing clown posse fans of new jugglos coming into

826
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Speaker 2: the mix?

827
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Speaker 13: Surprisingly a large number. Yes, there are a large number

828
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Speaker 13: of twenties, thirties. There were numerous children. Oh really, which again,

829
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Speaker 13: you're the open drug use, open drug sales community, show us.

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Speaker 2: Your buttholes like a big greeting. Well, speaking of my juggles,

831
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Speaker 2: let's go to that first clip.

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Speaker 13: So we posted on the body Show Instagram a clip

833
00:39:48,719 --> 00:39:52,440
Speaker 13: from the that's from the Misjuggalette pageant, which about twenty

834
00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:55,600
Speaker 13: girls get up and they have a talent proportions whimsuit.

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Speaker 2: One of the many things that happens because it's it's

836
00:39:57,680 --> 00:40:02,200
Speaker 2: part concert right part mostly side shows, side shows. They

837
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Speaker 2: have this mis juggle Lette competition will give people selling

838
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Speaker 2: random stuff throughout the event drugs.

839
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Speaker 13: So yeah, the mis Jugglette pageant is different than the

840
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Speaker 13: wet t Shirt pageant that is just live sex acts

841
00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:18,080
Speaker 13: on stage between women Miss Jugglettes more classy. So look

842
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Speaker 13: in our in our video we have on that what

843
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Speaker 13: you Instagram. The girls singing I think it's a Doja

844
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Speaker 13: Cat song. Yes, they jugglers don't like that, so they're

845
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Speaker 13: throwing trash at her, which they did. Now, one guy

846
00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:30,879
Speaker 13: didn't like the trash being thrown, so he gets off

847
00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:33,880
Speaker 13: and he tries to deck another guy in the crowd. So,

848
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Speaker 13: but they do have celebrity hosts, and that's why I've

849
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Speaker 13: talked to first here. The hosts this year were Big

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Speaker 13: Jay Ocreson and Louis Gomez.

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Speaker 1: You know nice.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, they they kind of they get it. They

853
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Speaker 13: know what's going on.

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Speaker 2: They tour a lot with like bird Ker, right, they

855
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Speaker 2: lead to us back to their podcast.

856
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Speaker 13: So while on stage they're getting they are getting pelted

857
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Speaker 13: by trash because these juggles just throw trash. So Big

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Speaker 13: Jay made an observation to me. He said, look, if

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Speaker 13: you want to win the mis Juggle atte pageant, do

860
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Speaker 13: the following.

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Speaker 14: By the time the heat started coming on strong, people

862
00:41:05,520 --> 00:41:08,799
Speaker 14: were throwing sea life at one point. If I can

863
00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:12,800
Speaker 14: give any advice, show your butthole and run for your life.

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00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:14,520
Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 7: So, if you're a girl you want to win, just

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Speaker 7: turn around your.

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Speaker 13: Cheeks because before you hit in the head with a

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00:41:19,480 --> 00:41:23,640
Speaker 13: beer can, yeah, And what Jay's referring to is at

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Speaker 13: one point a dead squid was thrown on stage, which

870
00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:28,560
Speaker 13: had been been floating around them, just to get people

871
00:41:28,640 --> 00:41:32,560
Speaker 13: just carrying squid OCTOPI, I just brought.

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Speaker 3: It to the festival.

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00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:38,680
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, as tooth sleeping bag, my keys.

874
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Speaker 13: The squid, thank you something you don't buy on site?

875
00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:44,759
Speaker 13: Again the trash, unfortunately I was part of that was

876
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:47,640
Speaker 13: being thrown at these girls. Uh inadvertently because I brought

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Speaker 13: my entry pass to get in to talk to these juggalos.

878
00:41:50,920 --> 00:41:53,720
Speaker 13: Is I bring a big rolling cooler full of beer,

879
00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:57,799
Speaker 13: seltzer shots, et cetera. Because then I like, because they're

880
00:41:57,840 --> 00:42:00,440
Speaker 13: all poor and they need it. So yeah, it's basically bribes.

881
00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:02,640
Speaker 13: But I brought it out to the juggle at pageant

882
00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:04,600
Speaker 13: and much of the guys saw and they're grabbing beers.

883
00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:07,200
Speaker 13: I'm fine, And then they said, wait a minute, there's

884
00:42:07,239 --> 00:42:09,239
Speaker 13: all this free beer here, why don't we just throw

885
00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:14,160
Speaker 13: it at the girls? So there, now, Gina, they are responsible.

886
00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:15,960
Speaker 13: What you do if you're gonna toss a beer at

887
00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:18,360
Speaker 13: a girl who's shaken her bee hole at you on stage,

888
00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:20,840
Speaker 13: drink at least half of it before you throw it.

889
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:22,400
Speaker 5: There gentleman, because you don't want to hit her and

890
00:42:22,520 --> 00:42:22,959
Speaker 5: knock her.

891
00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:27,680
Speaker 3: Out, right, Jay said, yeah, show your beat, be a gentleman,

892
00:42:28,239 --> 00:42:29,400
Speaker 3: being a gentleman, all right.

893
00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:31,920
Speaker 2: So Sea Mass at the gathering of the Juggalos. So

894
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:33,640
Speaker 2: this is one of the girls I was talking to.

895
00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:35,439
Speaker 2: Her name, she goes by Whimsy Moon.

896
00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:38,560
Speaker 13: And as Bloody was hinting at here, there is a

897
00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:41,800
Speaker 13: younger generation of Juggalos out there because the figure insane

898
00:42:41,840 --> 00:42:44,760
Speaker 13: clown posse big hits were late night late nineties to today,

899
00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:46,520
Speaker 13: So that's where a lot.

900
00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:50,640
Speaker 2: Of folks big hits. You know, all those household names,

901
00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:52,720
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, all those songs that you'll never forget.

902
00:42:52,760 --> 00:42:55,440
Speaker 13: So Whimsy Moon is now a she's a second generation Juggalo.

903
00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:59,640
Speaker 15: By myself, this is my fifth gathering. My dad has

904
00:42:59,719 --> 00:43:02,120
Speaker 15: taken me since I was six, mainly during the day

905
00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:04,600
Speaker 15: because he didn't want to expose me to the night settings.

906
00:43:04,920 --> 00:43:07,200
Speaker 15: So I guess since like two thousand and.

907
00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:10,120
Speaker 7: Six, really nothing really happens at night. That's that weird though, right.

908
00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:10,959
Speaker 1: It can be.

909
00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:14,080
Speaker 15: Matter of fact, be careful. There are people going around

910
00:43:14,120 --> 00:43:17,960
Speaker 15: with a white water gun with a blue handle. It

911
00:43:18,040 --> 00:43:19,840
Speaker 15: is laced with fatonyl.

912
00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:24,240
Speaker 6: Oh oh, and she's been going since she was six,

913
00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:25,920
Speaker 6: and I be advised.

914
00:43:25,960 --> 00:43:27,640
Speaker 13: I saw the other six year olds there. Not to

915
00:43:27,640 --> 00:43:29,920
Speaker 13: be fair, there are certain juggalos that push back on

916
00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:31,320
Speaker 13: the kids and dogs.

917
00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:34,040
Speaker 2: There were a ton of dogs I was talking to.

918
00:43:34,080 --> 00:43:36,080
Speaker 13: Actually, this is the first year I met not one,

919
00:43:36,120 --> 00:43:38,640
Speaker 13: but three different Woody Show fans there. And the one

920
00:43:38,640 --> 00:43:40,279
Speaker 13: guy was telling me, y man, I used to camp here,

921
00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:42,160
Speaker 13: but I can't because it is twenty four to seven

922
00:43:42,200 --> 00:43:44,480
Speaker 13: fireworks and which is not great for dogs.

923
00:43:44,640 --> 00:43:48,800
Speaker 4: No, Like, if you have somebody who's uptight and dorky

924
00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:52,160
Speaker 4: like myself, going, would I be physically safe or would

925
00:43:52,200 --> 00:43:53,920
Speaker 4: you get essentially assaulted?

926
00:43:54,040 --> 00:43:56,359
Speaker 13: That's a great question. Greg and I have said this

927
00:43:57,480 --> 00:43:59,719
Speaker 13: even at the night, even the day or night doesn't matter.

928
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:02,360
Speaker 13: You are safe just walking around the gathering and no

929
00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:05,759
Speaker 13: one's gonna just jump you out of nowhere. But once

930
00:44:05,800 --> 00:44:07,279
Speaker 13: you get in, you know, you start getting into the

931
00:44:07,320 --> 00:44:10,160
Speaker 13: mosh pits, or you start taking things that people are handing.

932
00:44:10,160 --> 00:44:12,320
Speaker 13: You don't take anything that anyone hands you. They have

933
00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:16,560
Speaker 13: that fentyl narcan kits everywhere, Fentyl tests everywhere. Wow, because

934
00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:19,440
Speaker 13: people do die. Now, what she's talking about here is

935
00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:21,040
Speaker 13: there was there was a rumor going around that there

936
00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:24,520
Speaker 13: was fentanyl laced water guns being sprayed. Now to me,

937
00:44:24,600 --> 00:44:26,400
Speaker 13: that just sounds like that sounds like a.

938
00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:29,080
Speaker 2: Panicer hysteria for any other crowd, right.

939
00:44:29,280 --> 00:44:32,680
Speaker 13: They made that announcement from a stage on the Tuggle

940
00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:34,759
Speaker 13: was like, please be aware, we've got a coorse blah

941
00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:37,160
Speaker 13: blah blah blah blah. So here is again. She has

942
00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:38,960
Speaker 13: been going since she was six years old. Here's more

943
00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:39,960
Speaker 13: from Whimsy Moon.

944
00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:42,840
Speaker 15: It is laced with fetanol. There's been twenty people that

945
00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:45,640
Speaker 15: ended up in the medical tent. There's also a group

946
00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:49,960
Speaker 15: around the gaming area that has put LSD inside of

947
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:52,959
Speaker 15: water balloons. I got smacked with like three the other

948
00:44:53,080 --> 00:44:55,920
Speaker 15: day and I was not okay. I almost ended up

949
00:44:55,920 --> 00:44:56,600
Speaker 15: in the hospital.

950
00:44:56,680 --> 00:44:58,320
Speaker 2: So make sure you're careful.

951
00:44:58,680 --> 00:45:00,359
Speaker 15: It's just I know they're trying to do it fun,

952
00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:02,920
Speaker 15: but they shouldn't do that because not everybody is going

953
00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:06,120
Speaker 15: to be okay, and bentanyl is not okayan. Is not

954
00:45:06,160 --> 00:45:07,560
Speaker 15: okay to be spraying people.

955
00:45:07,320 --> 00:45:10,840
Speaker 5: With no people, It is not okay.

956
00:45:10,960 --> 00:45:15,360
Speaker 2: Sounds like a festival in a prison yard. Well, legit scared?

957
00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:16,279
Speaker 2: What do you mention that? Great?

958
00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:17,440
Speaker 13: Because the guy walked up to me. So I'm walking

959
00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:20,160
Speaker 13: around on my microphone. So I'm aware that I'm I'm advertising,

960
00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:21,680
Speaker 13: I'm available to interview. This guy said, oh man, I'd

961
00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:22,840
Speaker 13: love to talk to you, but I'm not supposed to

962
00:45:22,840 --> 00:45:24,520
Speaker 13: be here, showed me his ankle monitor.

963
00:45:26,600 --> 00:45:28,239
Speaker 2: I've got a great idea. I think next year you

964
00:45:28,280 --> 00:45:29,360
Speaker 2: bring Samy with you.

965
00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:33,760
Speaker 8: Yes, just cry in the corner.

966
00:45:33,880 --> 00:45:35,000
Speaker 1: But I don't even know what.

967
00:45:35,239 --> 00:45:36,719
Speaker 13: I don't want to say that. It's again, it's if

968
00:45:36,719 --> 00:45:39,759
Speaker 13: you're just there chilling and people watching. It is not dangerous.

969
00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:42,560
Speaker 13: No one's attacking you.

970
00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:44,800
Speaker 8: Except for with water guns, with fentanyl and water balloons.

971
00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:46,920
Speaker 2: And as we've talked before, your cans is inside the

972
00:45:46,920 --> 00:45:49,160
Speaker 2: face right jump in the bit.

973
00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:51,680
Speaker 13: You if you stay, stay back and you're fine. Again

974
00:45:51,680 --> 00:45:53,440
Speaker 13: the fentanyl on the skin, and we've that's that's.

975
00:45:53,760 --> 00:45:55,680
Speaker 2: You debated if that's harmful. All right, So we're gonna

976
00:45:55,680 --> 00:45:57,359
Speaker 2: take a break, will come back. We have some more

977
00:45:57,440 --> 00:46:01,399
Speaker 2: coverage from this year's gathering of the Juggle. I see Pee,

978
00:46:01,480 --> 00:46:04,160
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I see Pee fans gathering in Ohio.

979
00:46:04,520 --> 00:46:06,440
Speaker 2: Sea Bass there to cover it more. Next on The

980
00:46:06,480 --> 00:46:08,160
Speaker 2: Woody Show, We're so.

981
00:46:08,400 --> 00:46:13,839
Speaker 15: Ready by you want Burger media rare hear Burger media rare.

982
00:46:14,040 --> 00:46:17,960
Speaker 5: Bitch is so neaty because I'm Russian Asian act.

983
00:46:18,360 --> 00:46:19,520
Speaker 7: He's the best thing on being Asian.

984
00:46:19,640 --> 00:46:24,520
Speaker 3: Honestly, the right's the Woody show.

985
00:46:24,520 --> 00:46:27,080
Speaker 2: We brought up the idea of sending Sammy next year

986
00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:29,200
Speaker 2: to the gathering of the Juggalos with Sea.

987
00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:31,480
Speaker 5: Basses plus one Ye, Sammy two dope.

988
00:46:31,400 --> 00:46:33,440
Speaker 2: Sammy two boat two up, or we can call her

989
00:46:33,560 --> 00:46:34,719
Speaker 2: violent sam.

990
00:46:34,520 --> 00:46:38,279
Speaker 13: Oh true, she's small, she could does Josh garbage being Yeah,

991
00:46:39,800 --> 00:46:42,000
Speaker 13: you know, she's so small she might end up getting

992
00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:43,160
Speaker 13: thrown herself.

993
00:46:44,320 --> 00:46:47,080
Speaker 2: Like a midche kind of thing, you know. All right,

994
00:46:47,120 --> 00:46:50,799
Speaker 2: So gathering a Juggalos twenty twenty five, Sea Bass on

995
00:46:50,880 --> 00:46:51,879
Speaker 2: the scene. What's next?

996
00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:54,160
Speaker 13: And the biggest headline I saw is something that we've

997
00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:56,960
Speaker 13: been talking about here and Menace has been mentioning, dude,

998
00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:59,520
Speaker 13: the huffing and the nitrous is still out of control.

999
00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:01,800
Speaker 13: And it was more out of control here than anywhere

1000
00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:03,920
Speaker 13: else because inside the gathering of the Juggalos there are

1001
00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:06,680
Speaker 13: no laws, no rules. And now Galaxy Gas was the

1002
00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:08,520
Speaker 13: big brand that everybody has been freaking out about.

1003
00:47:08,520 --> 00:47:08,919
Speaker 2: That's gone.

1004
00:47:08,960 --> 00:47:10,920
Speaker 13: I don't know what's you know, where that went? If

1005
00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:12,120
Speaker 13: they got suited out of existence?

1006
00:47:12,160 --> 00:47:13,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm like, what was even used?

1007
00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:14,680
Speaker 2: For other than that.

1008
00:47:16,120 --> 00:47:18,760
Speaker 13: Every Juggler is walking around with balloons or big tanks

1009
00:47:18,760 --> 00:47:21,440
Speaker 13: of nitrous so much so that it is starting to

1010
00:47:21,719 --> 00:47:23,840
Speaker 13: it is starting to concern the older Juggalos.

1011
00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:25,640
Speaker 2: This is what one older Juggler had to say to

1012
00:47:25,680 --> 00:47:26,239
Speaker 2: me about that.

1013
00:47:26,280 --> 00:47:27,719
Speaker 7: Bubblic service announcement.

1014
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:33,040
Speaker 2: Drop the balloons, pick up the blunt, Drop the balloons,

1015
00:47:33,520 --> 00:47:37,799
Speaker 2: pick up the blunt. It's a good chair, good song,

1016
00:47:38,080 --> 00:47:40,680
Speaker 2: you know. It's actually a really good thing that they

1017
00:47:40,680 --> 00:47:42,480
Speaker 2: say that. It just shows that they carry about each other,

1018
00:47:42,520 --> 00:47:45,880
Speaker 2: and they carry about it because like among the Juggalos,

1019
00:47:45,880 --> 00:47:55,279
Speaker 2: they think of each other as family. That's a clip

1020
00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:57,440
Speaker 2: from a past gathering of the Juggles.

1021
00:47:57,560 --> 00:48:00,640
Speaker 13: Now, so this older Juggalo saying, get rid of the nitress,

1022
00:48:00,640 --> 00:48:03,360
Speaker 13: This younger Juggalo says, okay.

1023
00:48:03,160 --> 00:48:06,200
Speaker 11: Another public service announcement, Give me all your free balloons

1024
00:48:07,239 --> 00:48:09,200
Speaker 11: and also blunts.

1025
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:15,440
Speaker 3: Woo whoop boop, smoking blunt after doing galaxy gas like

1026
00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:16,760
Speaker 3: you're on a different planet.

1027
00:48:16,840 --> 00:48:17,839
Speaker 2: Well, that's the brain.

1028
00:48:18,480 --> 00:48:20,919
Speaker 13: That's the thing all huffing does is kill brain cells.

1029
00:48:20,920 --> 00:48:23,479
Speaker 13: But you seek at people walking around with a balloon

1030
00:48:23,520 --> 00:48:25,960
Speaker 13: in their hand like it was a cocktail in.

1031
00:48:25,960 --> 00:48:29,239
Speaker 2: That crowd, not many brain cells to spare right, you

1032
00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:31,640
Speaker 2: know you're already starting at a disadvantage.

1033
00:48:31,920 --> 00:48:35,239
Speaker 13: It We talked about how long juggalos will go and

1034
00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:37,760
Speaker 13: travel to get to the middle of Ohio, the lengths

1035
00:48:37,760 --> 00:48:40,200
Speaker 13: they which they will they will take. And I met

1036
00:48:40,239 --> 00:48:42,320
Speaker 13: a guy who's who's to be fair, very nice to me,

1037
00:48:42,440 --> 00:48:45,720
Speaker 13: very sweet to me. He's an artist named Silent Gonzo

1038
00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:48,719
Speaker 13: Silent silent guns silet with two te's and he had

1039
00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:51,440
Speaker 13: driven a ridden quite a ways to get to the gathering.

1040
00:48:51,600 --> 00:48:52,719
Speaker 7: To you, how long to get in here?

1041
00:48:52,840 --> 00:48:55,080
Speaker 1: Three days? Three days.

1042
00:48:55,120 --> 00:48:57,600
Speaker 11: I left on a Friday morning and came in to

1043
00:48:57,719 --> 00:49:00,520
Speaker 11: Columbus Sunday nights sday night.

1044
00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:03,800
Speaker 13: What's that run to get from Seattle to Columbus on bus?

1045
00:49:03,920 --> 00:49:06,239
Speaker 11: I think I paid around one twenty four but I

1046
00:49:06,480 --> 00:49:08,680
Speaker 11: also bought it an advance, like a month or two.

1047
00:49:08,480 --> 00:49:10,440
Speaker 7: In advance, so that include the return ticket.

1048
00:49:11,120 --> 00:49:12,560
Speaker 1: No, I'm actually flying back.

1049
00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:16,000
Speaker 2: Oh wow, so modern.

1050
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:19,520
Speaker 13: It's one of those, you know, big time jugglers. So

1051
00:49:19,560 --> 00:49:22,160
Speaker 13: three days to get there. He got there the Sunday

1052
00:49:22,360 --> 00:49:26,440
Speaker 13: before the gathering, so that the gathering. I think the

1053
00:49:26,480 --> 00:49:29,440
Speaker 13: doors open Wednesday night. Maybe there's not the real shows

1054
00:49:29,480 --> 00:49:30,360
Speaker 13: like Thursday, Friday.

1055
00:49:30,160 --> 00:49:31,400
Speaker 2: Saturdays sleep up front.

1056
00:49:31,880 --> 00:49:34,680
Speaker 13: Well, he talks a little bit about that and the

1057
00:49:34,719 --> 00:49:36,319
Speaker 13: cost to get there, and I.

1058
00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:38,560
Speaker 11: Spent I think it was like one hundred and about

1059
00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:39,880
Speaker 11: one hundred and twenty year roughly.

1060
00:49:40,120 --> 00:49:41,680
Speaker 13: Wait a minute, if it costs the same to fly

1061
00:49:41,719 --> 00:49:43,120
Speaker 13: as it doesn't take a bus, why don't you just

1062
00:49:43,160 --> 00:49:43,759
Speaker 13: fly both ways?

1063
00:49:43,760 --> 00:49:43,920
Speaker 1: Well?

1064
00:49:44,040 --> 00:49:46,680
Speaker 11: I was supposed to come with somebody, and we weren't

1065
00:49:46,719 --> 00:49:49,799
Speaker 11: sure about the real id thing because it was such

1066
00:49:49,800 --> 00:49:51,479
Speaker 11: a new thing. I didn't know if they were gonna

1067
00:49:51,560 --> 00:49:54,000
Speaker 11: let me fly or whatever. And now I know that

1068
00:49:54,120 --> 00:49:56,840
Speaker 11: they do let you fly, but it's like an extra

1069
00:49:56,920 --> 00:49:59,160
Speaker 11: five minutes, extra security type thing.

1070
00:49:59,400 --> 00:50:00,440
Speaker 2: So what did you do?

1071
00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:02,640
Speaker 7: Because the gathering opens what Tuesday or Wednesday?

1072
00:50:02,719 --> 00:50:02,919
Speaker 1: Right?

1073
00:50:03,160 --> 00:50:06,799
Speaker 11: Wednesday officially, but the party starts, you know, way before that.

1074
00:50:06,880 --> 00:50:10,600
Speaker 13: Oh yeah, I got a pre pregame par that's three

1075
00:50:10,680 --> 00:50:14,000
Speaker 13: days of living and sleeping in a parking lot again

1076
00:50:14,040 --> 00:50:15,200
Speaker 13: in ninety five degree heat.

1077
00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:17,919
Speaker 4: Oh but bathing all the time.

1078
00:50:18,160 --> 00:50:20,719
Speaker 13: Sure, a lot of folks will go under dava. They

1079
00:50:20,719 --> 00:50:23,160
Speaker 13: do have a water spigot, and what, especially after dark,

1080
00:50:23,280 --> 00:50:26,120
Speaker 13: is people will just strip naked and it's designed to

1081
00:50:26,120 --> 00:50:27,719
Speaker 13: fill up water bottles, but they'll just get under there

1082
00:50:27,719 --> 00:50:28,480
Speaker 13: and shrug their hair.

1083
00:50:28,920 --> 00:50:29,200
Speaker 5: Smart.

1084
00:50:29,239 --> 00:50:31,400
Speaker 13: That's actually a good idea. Yeah, so that's you know,

1085
00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:34,239
Speaker 13: I couldn't do it for an hour just sitting out

1086
00:50:34,239 --> 00:50:37,160
Speaker 13: there doing nothing. I drugs, but that helps. So again

1087
00:50:37,200 --> 00:50:40,640
Speaker 13: silent Gonzo with two teas. He is an artist from Seattle.

1088
00:50:40,640 --> 00:50:42,560
Speaker 13: Too him three days to get there, and he was

1089
00:50:42,760 --> 00:50:45,279
Speaker 13: very good, very nice to me, and nice to describe

1090
00:50:45,320 --> 00:50:49,080
Speaker 13: and show his art, which he uses a very special medium.

1091
00:50:49,680 --> 00:50:51,279
Speaker 1: Well, I use a lot of spray paint.

1092
00:50:51,440 --> 00:50:56,719
Speaker 11: Right. I go around town and I acquire these signs.

1093
00:50:55,880 --> 00:50:57,040
Speaker 7: Says push button for bubble.

1094
00:50:57,120 --> 00:50:58,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, they're made out of metal.

1095
00:50:58,400 --> 00:51:01,160
Speaker 2: So he stole signs choir.

1096
00:51:01,239 --> 00:51:03,680
Speaker 13: He comes around Seattle, unscrews the sign that say like

1097
00:51:03,680 --> 00:51:06,960
Speaker 13: push button across the street, right, takes those from the city,

1098
00:51:07,080 --> 00:51:09,840
Speaker 13: sure and just and then uses them as art campuses.

1099
00:51:09,440 --> 00:51:14,200
Speaker 2: And turns around sells them. Yeah.

1100
00:51:14,440 --> 00:51:18,359
Speaker 11: I go around town and I acquire these signs says

1101
00:51:18,400 --> 00:51:20,800
Speaker 11: push button for bubble. Yeah yeah, they're made out of metal.

1102
00:51:21,880 --> 00:51:24,120
Speaker 11: Push button signs the ones that we have in Seattle.

1103
00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:26,359
Speaker 11: And then in the end, I just splatter blood all

1104
00:51:26,400 --> 00:51:28,439
Speaker 11: over it. You know, I got a few blood splatter ones.

1105
00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:31,120
Speaker 13: It wouldn't be the Juggles if it weren't blood splattered, right,

1106
00:51:31,200 --> 00:51:33,600
Speaker 13: exactly right, authentic.

1107
00:51:33,680 --> 00:51:35,680
Speaker 5: Well he didn't even blink.

1108
00:51:35,719 --> 00:51:38,120
Speaker 3: What he said that crazy is these people live this

1109
00:51:38,320 --> 00:51:42,160
Speaker 3: life thinking, you know, it's all real and like even

1110
00:51:42,200 --> 00:51:45,120
Speaker 3: the even the rappers are like, dude, this is.

1111
00:51:45,080 --> 00:51:47,840
Speaker 2: A joke the clowns themselves. Yeah, but this is like

1112
00:51:48,200 --> 00:51:48,920
Speaker 2: real life to that.

1113
00:51:49,080 --> 00:51:52,799
Speaker 6: Okay, So so with that menace, think about Coachella and

1114
00:51:52,840 --> 00:51:56,279
Speaker 6: how everybody poses for the weekend like, oh, like I'm.

1115
00:51:56,200 --> 00:51:58,880
Speaker 5: Going to be this like ethereal bohemian goddess before I

1116
00:51:58,920 --> 00:51:59,279
Speaker 5: go back.

1117
00:51:59,560 --> 00:52:01,759
Speaker 6: So but at least these guys sound like they live

1118
00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:03,279
Speaker 6: this life three sixty five.

1119
00:52:03,360 --> 00:52:04,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not just a weekend.

1120
00:52:06,120 --> 00:52:08,359
Speaker 5: This is authentically the real to them.

1121
00:52:08,560 --> 00:52:11,719
Speaker 13: Yea, as the saying goes, And it's funny you brought

1122
00:52:11,719 --> 00:52:13,319
Speaker 13: that up because I had that conversation with a guy there.

1123
00:52:13,320 --> 00:52:15,440
Speaker 13: He's like, you're not gonna make us look better and.

1124
00:52:16,920 --> 00:52:18,360
Speaker 2: Than highlight.

1125
00:52:20,200 --> 00:52:20,640
Speaker 10: My day.

1126
00:52:21,360 --> 00:52:26,960
Speaker 2: Watch me right up, my bony slicing cuts you yus

1127
00:52:27,760 --> 00:52:30,239
Speaker 2: in the sky. This is a song that hab. It's

1128
00:52:30,280 --> 00:52:30,920
Speaker 2: called watch Me.

1129
00:52:33,080 --> 00:52:33,680
Speaker 3: Remember You and the.

1130
00:52:35,280 --> 00:52:39,359
Speaker 2: Bus go to the story out of the screen bay stop.

1131
00:52:39,440 --> 00:52:45,279
Speaker 3: It cuts this girl's finger off with a like a

1132
00:52:45,360 --> 00:52:47,840
Speaker 3: juggle hatchet and drinks her blood.

1133
00:52:48,080 --> 00:52:53,799
Speaker 2: Cool, Watch me throw night, watch we slowly, ain't your life?

1134
00:52:54,040 --> 00:52:54,920
Speaker 2: Ain't the studio?

1135
00:52:55,800 --> 00:52:58,560
Speaker 13: It's funny. I watched the Juggals and they talk about

1136
00:52:58,640 --> 00:53:05,960
Speaker 13: like all their songs about family and m.

1137
00:53:08,640 --> 00:53:11,360
Speaker 4: I have a question about the minutia of the set.

1138
00:53:11,719 --> 00:53:14,000
Speaker 4: Is it, for lack of a better word organized. Are

1139
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:16,799
Speaker 4: there pas with like clipboards and headsets that say like

1140
00:53:17,200 --> 00:53:22,120
Speaker 4: time for the patches around, golf carts.

1141
00:53:20,520 --> 00:53:23,640
Speaker 5: Looking at tickets some sort of production so yes and no.

1142
00:53:23,760 --> 00:53:25,680
Speaker 13: Yes, there are golf carts that are rolling people around

1143
00:53:25,680 --> 00:53:28,680
Speaker 13: because again it's it's the surface of the sun hot

1144
00:53:28,680 --> 00:53:30,640
Speaker 13: and you're hiking everywhere, so the artists and stuff get

1145
00:53:30,640 --> 00:53:34,680
Speaker 13: get carded around. There is a an E M T

1146
00:53:35,400 --> 00:53:38,279
Speaker 13: like golf cart that I saw in use several times.

1147
00:53:38,320 --> 00:53:39,879
Speaker 13: I think one I saw that. I read that one

1148
00:53:39,880 --> 00:53:43,400
Speaker 13: girl broke her neck on stage Saturday. Send forget the

1149
00:53:43,400 --> 00:53:46,040
Speaker 13: overdoses and heat stroke had to be through the roof.

1150
00:53:47,440 --> 00:53:50,240
Speaker 13: But that being said, if something happens to you, don't

1151
00:53:50,280 --> 00:53:51,399
Speaker 13: you don't expout to get help.

1152
00:53:51,400 --> 00:53:53,520
Speaker 2: No one's coming to save you necessarily. Can you tell

1153
00:53:53,560 --> 00:53:55,359
Speaker 2: me about some of the things that were being sold there?

1154
00:53:55,520 --> 00:53:58,200
Speaker 2: Like I said, mostly drugs, but there were like, so yes,

1155
00:53:58,320 --> 00:53:59,480
Speaker 2: a lot of t shoes.

1156
00:54:00,200 --> 00:54:01,000
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, I got to eat.

1157
00:54:01,040 --> 00:54:03,279
Speaker 13: They got car carnef one year, I want to go

1158
00:54:03,360 --> 00:54:04,879
Speaker 13: and like apply to be a vendor and just sell

1159
00:54:04,920 --> 00:54:07,560
Speaker 13: carnefood and just I'll give it away for free, just

1160
00:54:07,560 --> 00:54:08,960
Speaker 13: so I can talk to people and they can tell

1161
00:54:08,960 --> 00:54:11,120
Speaker 13: me their story or whatever. Yeah, there's like you know,

1162
00:54:11,160 --> 00:54:14,799
Speaker 13: hot dogs, PiZZ there are carnival rides. Oh it really

1163
00:54:14,920 --> 00:54:16,920
Speaker 13: like Carney style rides, but they wheel in.

1164
00:54:17,239 --> 00:54:19,680
Speaker 2: Like what were some in the more interesting items that

1165
00:54:19,680 --> 00:54:21,920
Speaker 2: were being sold, like a couple of years, I forget what.

1166
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:25,480
Speaker 13: Lots of drugs obviously weed, dildos and things of that nature.

1167
00:54:25,520 --> 00:54:28,120
Speaker 2: It's mostly T shirt.

1168
00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:29,600
Speaker 5: Did you get a T shirt?

1169
00:54:29,840 --> 00:54:31,359
Speaker 13: I mean I have, I have other ones in the past.

1170
00:54:31,360 --> 00:54:34,839
Speaker 13: There's nothing new, you know. And then artwork people get.

1171
00:54:34,920 --> 00:54:36,759
Speaker 13: That's the sort of thing. And then people people will sell

1172
00:54:36,760 --> 00:54:38,400
Speaker 13: beers and shots and fago and whatever.

1173
00:54:38,480 --> 00:54:42,000
Speaker 2: Insane clown posse gathering of the Jugglers in Ohio. Sea

1174
00:54:42,080 --> 00:54:43,400
Speaker 2: Bass was there to cover it.

1175
00:54:43,640 --> 00:54:44,399
Speaker 3: I talked to this guy.

1176
00:54:44,440 --> 00:54:46,160
Speaker 13: He was backstage while I was waiting to talk to

1177
00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:48,840
Speaker 13: a big Jay Oakerson about the misjuggle Let pageant, and

1178
00:54:48,880 --> 00:54:51,880
Speaker 13: he had a very interesting hand drawn T shirt that

1179
00:54:51,880 --> 00:54:52,920
Speaker 13: he wants to tell me about.

1180
00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:59,560
Speaker 1: Says first gathering haven't had gathering.

1181
00:55:00,120 --> 00:55:01,920
Speaker 7: Your backstage with all the women, So that's a good idea.

1182
00:55:03,160 --> 00:55:05,400
Speaker 7: The juggle at Miss juggle Let pageant. Did you like

1183
00:55:05,440 --> 00:55:05,799
Speaker 7: how it went?

1184
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:06,160
Speaker 11: Oh?

1185
00:55:06,200 --> 00:55:09,600
Speaker 1: I loved it. I have recordings to fill up my phone.

1186
00:55:10,080 --> 00:55:11,360
Speaker 7: What are you gonna do with those recordings?

1187
00:55:12,400 --> 00:55:12,800
Speaker 1: Never know?

1188
00:55:14,560 --> 00:55:15,160
Speaker 2: Guess too.

1189
00:55:15,719 --> 00:55:18,000
Speaker 1: That's for me to know and for y'all not.

1190
00:55:21,280 --> 00:55:23,680
Speaker 13: Because we think that happens any any of the I

1191
00:55:23,680 --> 00:55:26,480
Speaker 13: will give the Juggalos this. They are not PC. I

1192
00:55:26,480 --> 00:55:29,759
Speaker 13: mean there's it doesn't even enter their thoughts. So the

1193
00:55:29,760 --> 00:55:31,319
Speaker 13: the mis juggle Let pageant, as well as the Wet

1194
00:55:31,360 --> 00:55:34,600
Speaker 13: t Shirt pageant, involves live a live sex show essentially

1195
00:55:34,680 --> 00:55:36,399
Speaker 13: like girls. And even in the mis jugg Let paget

1196
00:55:36,400 --> 00:55:37,759
Speaker 13: it was getting kind of boring because enough girls were

1197
00:55:37,760 --> 00:55:42,040
Speaker 13: showing their anus, and so one of the female judges,

1198
00:55:42,080 --> 00:55:44,200
Speaker 13: not Big j Or Lewis Gomez, got up and said,

1199
00:55:44,560 --> 00:55:46,680
Speaker 13: I want to see some fing you know, and started

1200
00:55:46,680 --> 00:55:48,720
Speaker 13: talking about women body parts. So some of her friends

1201
00:55:48,719 --> 00:55:51,600
Speaker 13: came out. Three of them just started live hand stuff

1202
00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:53,760
Speaker 13: with each other on stage.

1203
00:55:53,840 --> 00:55:55,200
Speaker 2: Well, they had to save the event.

1204
00:55:56,840 --> 00:55:58,759
Speaker 13: Love, and that's what our guy with Lawrence here is

1205
00:55:58,800 --> 00:56:00,920
Speaker 13: talking about with his shirt about my first gathering, I

1206
00:56:00,920 --> 00:56:03,320
Speaker 13: want juggle Loo p word is he's getting those videos

1207
00:56:03,320 --> 00:56:05,399
Speaker 13: for this bank bank. Yeah, sure of, you know ninety

1208
00:56:05,400 --> 00:56:12,240
Speaker 13: five degree Ohio. So at this point I asked Lawrence, well, okay,

1209
00:56:12,239 --> 00:56:13,200
Speaker 13: you're here in the middle of the day.

1210
00:56:13,239 --> 00:56:14,560
Speaker 2: How are you gonna hook up with these girls?

1211
00:56:14,840 --> 00:56:19,240
Speaker 1: I work here. I work night shifts, so during the day,

1212
00:56:19,640 --> 00:56:21,719
Speaker 1: I come in and enjoy the festival.

1213
00:56:21,920 --> 00:56:23,520
Speaker 2: So you local your local to the area.

1214
00:56:23,800 --> 00:56:25,680
Speaker 1: I'm I love less than thirty minutes away.

1215
00:56:25,920 --> 00:56:28,239
Speaker 7: Oh so you can potentially take a lady home tonight.

1216
00:56:28,760 --> 00:56:30,880
Speaker 1: If it comes down to it in the morning or

1217
00:56:30,920 --> 00:56:31,360
Speaker 1: the morning.

1218
00:56:31,440 --> 00:56:33,200
Speaker 7: Yeah, you do offer her at your house.

1219
00:56:34,360 --> 00:56:36,319
Speaker 1: That's for them to find out when we get there.

1220
00:56:38,680 --> 00:56:40,800
Speaker 2: Potentially he's a man of mystery.

1221
00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:42,000
Speaker 5: His body's in the basement.

1222
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:44,360
Speaker 3: I would love to know what he does for a living.

1223
00:56:44,239 --> 00:56:46,640
Speaker 13: So he I think like picks up trash, you know

1224
00:56:47,239 --> 00:56:49,719
Speaker 13: whatever around the venue, because they still they do have

1225
00:56:49,760 --> 00:56:53,239
Speaker 13: porta potties which anything that isn't from the band is

1226
00:56:53,280 --> 00:56:56,040
Speaker 13: immediately spray painted or tagged like.

1227
00:56:56,120 --> 00:56:58,080
Speaker 2: They are not getting their deposit back.

1228
00:56:59,040 --> 00:57:01,040
Speaker 13: They have a tech for atm and it's all tagged

1229
00:57:01,040 --> 00:57:02,799
Speaker 13: at Wiener drawings and just like whatever.

1230
00:57:03,840 --> 00:57:06,160
Speaker 6: Am I was, it was that my imagination did I

1231
00:57:06,160 --> 00:57:07,800
Speaker 6: hear like a donkey in the background.

1232
00:57:08,160 --> 00:57:10,279
Speaker 13: A lot of guys will have megaphones because they want

1233
00:57:10,280 --> 00:57:12,040
Speaker 13: to holler at girls who were walking by, and you know,

1234
00:57:12,040 --> 00:57:15,680
Speaker 13: show me, show me your b hole natural, it's funny.

1235
00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:17,479
Speaker 13: So I got out of Lawrence's way. He was talking

1236
00:57:17,480 --> 00:57:18,640
Speaker 13: to one of the girls who competed in the mis

1237
00:57:18,720 --> 00:57:20,840
Speaker 13: juggle let Patgeant, and he goes his line to her.

1238
00:57:21,240 --> 00:57:22,600
Speaker 2: I didn't put a mic on him. I didn't want

1239
00:57:22,600 --> 00:57:23,600
Speaker 2: to screw with his you know his.

1240
00:57:26,360 --> 00:57:28,520
Speaker 13: So how much for some private time with you?

1241
00:57:30,480 --> 00:57:34,880
Speaker 2: She's a million dollars. I'd be hanging out and holding

1242
00:57:34,880 --> 00:57:35,480
Speaker 2: out for that one.

1243
00:57:35,560 --> 00:57:39,280
Speaker 13: Yeah, I'm sure that's very said again, if you wanted

1244
00:57:39,280 --> 00:57:41,640
Speaker 13: to go Sammy, they have some good supporting acts three

1245
00:57:41,680 --> 00:57:45,400
Speaker 13: six Mafia gar Yeah.

1246
00:57:45,560 --> 00:57:45,680
Speaker 1: Right.

1247
00:57:45,920 --> 00:57:48,240
Speaker 13: So there's there's some decent hip hop, and then there's

1248
00:57:48,280 --> 00:57:49,800
Speaker 13: a thousand juggle of bands during the day that no

1249
00:57:49,840 --> 00:57:52,680
Speaker 13: one watches, so it's not uneventful.

1250
00:57:53,240 --> 00:57:54,240
Speaker 7: There's real band.

1251
00:57:54,880 --> 00:57:57,720
Speaker 2: Want to see. As I said, is a great there's

1252
00:57:57,800 --> 00:58:03,919
Speaker 2: room for you to join the family. Yeah, great job.

1253
00:58:03,960 --> 00:58:05,520
Speaker 2: As always, I feel like I was there.

1254
00:58:05,680 --> 00:58:07,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you know, I got a ninja patching her

1255
00:58:07,880 --> 00:58:11,120
Speaker 3: charm and you guys stand more shows next.

1256
00:58:11,160 --> 00:58:14,280
Speaker 13: Hang on, you guys are worried about the long term filler,

1257
00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:18,640
Speaker 13: but no one's brought up the long term effects show.

1258
00:58:19,040 --> 00:58:21,240
Speaker 5: There's no circulation to the cream.

1259
00:58:24,760 --> 00:58:30,240
Speaker 2: Is weird? The Woody Show so insane. Clown Posse just

1260
00:58:30,760 --> 00:58:34,200
Speaker 2: did all the recap of the audio that Sea Beats

1261
00:58:34,200 --> 00:58:37,440
Speaker 2: collected for his trip to the gathering in Ohio. If

1262
00:58:37,440 --> 00:58:38,760
Speaker 2: you're just tuning in now, you'll be able to catch

1263
00:58:38,760 --> 00:58:41,600
Speaker 2: it on the podcast where you can find I'd just

1264
00:58:41,640 --> 00:58:43,560
Speaker 2: go to the Woodies Show dot com or wherever you

1265
00:58:43,600 --> 00:58:46,560
Speaker 2: get podcasts, with the exception of Greg Gory. Spot That's right, No,

1266
00:58:46,680 --> 00:58:50,160
Speaker 2: Spotify still working on that. Sometimes we we're going to

1267
00:58:50,200 --> 00:58:53,960
Speaker 2: forever be I think it's a one sided battle. Yeah. Yeah,

1268
00:58:54,040 --> 00:58:56,560
Speaker 2: Well it's all automated customer service.

1269
00:58:56,280 --> 00:58:58,360
Speaker 3: And I tried to go through LinkedIn and reach out

1270
00:58:58,400 --> 00:58:59,960
Speaker 3: to people, but still still not.

1271
00:59:00,360 --> 00:59:01,600
Speaker 2: Have you tried the whole pizza trick?

1272
00:59:02,160 --> 00:59:04,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, sending pizzas to the office.

1273
00:59:04,240 --> 00:59:04,720
Speaker 2: I have not.

1274
00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:05,400
Speaker 3: I can.

1275
00:59:05,840 --> 00:59:08,120
Speaker 2: Yeah. They worked with that security company that you dealt

1276
00:59:08,120 --> 00:59:09,120
Speaker 2: with that one time. Yeah.

1277
00:59:09,160 --> 00:59:11,760
Speaker 3: I found out their headquarters and then I just kept

1278
00:59:11,800 --> 00:59:15,280
Speaker 3: on sending ten dollars pizzas to their front until somebody

1279
00:59:15,280 --> 00:59:17,800
Speaker 3: called back. Dude, guess what they called me right away?

1280
00:59:18,280 --> 00:59:19,200
Speaker 3: We fixed the issue.

1281
00:59:19,280 --> 00:59:23,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, are the Juggalos still considered a gang?

1282
00:59:24,160 --> 00:59:27,240
Speaker 13: Well, that was the March on Washington in twenty seventeen,

1283
00:59:27,840 --> 00:59:31,320
Speaker 13: right where they JUGGALOSY and ICP showed up to protest

1284
00:59:31,400 --> 00:59:34,760
Speaker 13: that the FBI had or classified them as a loosely

1285
00:59:34,880 --> 00:59:35,600
Speaker 13: organized gang.

1286
00:59:36,400 --> 00:59:38,680
Speaker 2: And that's not inaccurate. I mean they don't.

1287
00:59:39,040 --> 00:59:42,520
Speaker 13: They don't amongst themselves, you know, taked out, you know,

1288
00:59:42,720 --> 00:59:46,800
Speaker 13: rob trucks or whatever. Hold up people, people right, not

1289
00:59:46,800 --> 00:59:50,160
Speaker 13: not as a group, not organized, but they share a

1290
00:59:50,200 --> 00:59:53,600
Speaker 13: common ethos, which is crime essentially. Or we just heard

1291
00:59:53,600 --> 00:59:55,600
Speaker 13: that people steal stuff just to paint on it or whatever.

1292
00:59:55,880 --> 00:59:59,240
Speaker 2: Here's here's a little clip from U from that March

1293
00:59:59,280 --> 01:00:03,960
Speaker 2: on Washington back in twenty seventeen. Amazing, I wigs out flips.

1294
01:00:06,480 --> 01:00:08,320
Speaker 3: Man, we know, watch it's in DC.

1295
01:00:08,560 --> 01:00:10,920
Speaker 2: Ain't cheap. This month is expensive.

1296
01:00:13,240 --> 01:00:16,000
Speaker 3: It came out to represent thank.

1297
01:00:15,840 --> 01:00:19,720
Speaker 1: You, woo woo woo woo.

1298
01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:24,600
Speaker 16: Hell yeah, you really should totally be proud of yourselves

1299
01:00:24,680 --> 01:00:25,000
Speaker 16: right now.

1300
01:00:25,040 --> 01:00:28,600
Speaker 2: And this is that's real talk. If you could pick

1301
01:00:28,720 --> 01:00:29,560
Speaker 2: your back bones, what.

1302
01:00:29,720 --> 01:00:30,440
Speaker 3: Say you, kid?

1303
01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:33,240
Speaker 2: You should be up in one of them quorter bodies

1304
01:00:33,320 --> 01:00:33,560
Speaker 2: right now.

1305
01:00:33,960 --> 01:00:36,320
Speaker 16: Yourself that's how proud you should be.

1306
01:00:36,520 --> 01:00:38,560
Speaker 2: I guess feel there they're up in trees, they're in

1307
01:00:38,680 --> 01:00:39,600
Speaker 2: porta potties.

1308
01:00:40,600 --> 01:00:42,480
Speaker 13: If you're good enough, so you should be taking care

1309
01:00:42,520 --> 01:00:43,560
Speaker 13: of yourself with your mouth.

1310
01:00:43,680 --> 01:00:46,960
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

1311
01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:48,880
Speaker 16: If it's too nasty up and there, you should be

1312
01:00:48,960 --> 01:00:55,160
Speaker 16: up in one of these governmently landscape fine maple trees. Yeah, okay, yourself,

1313
01:00:56,880 --> 01:01:01,600
Speaker 16: or putting the national anthem on your skin, flute something,

1314
01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:02,960
Speaker 16: just rugging on yourself.

1315
01:01:03,160 --> 01:01:10,280
Speaker 2: Don't be all right now because you're here. Yeah, there

1316
01:01:10,360 --> 01:01:15,720
Speaker 2: goes the family chat. Yes, they marched on Washington.

1317
01:01:15,840 --> 01:01:17,320
Speaker 3: That was I thinking back on that, That's one of

1318
01:01:17,360 --> 01:01:18,960
Speaker 3: the most surreal things I've ever seen in my line,

1319
01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:21,840
Speaker 3: because this was legit the same you know, the mall

1320
01:01:21,880 --> 01:01:26,680
Speaker 3: where MLK and here are as you heard babies, people

1321
01:01:26,680 --> 01:01:29,480
Speaker 3: in face paint, these speeches about how you know he's

1322
01:01:29,480 --> 01:01:31,320
Speaker 3: just riffing on the the sort of sex acts you

1323
01:01:31,320 --> 01:01:33,040
Speaker 3: should be performing on yourself.

1324
01:01:33,120 --> 01:01:34,520
Speaker 2: In the middle of Washington, d C.

1325
01:01:34,760 --> 01:01:37,720
Speaker 3: I know, but any type of fan base organizes in

1326
01:01:37,760 --> 01:01:39,320
Speaker 3: some kind of way, And you tell me that no

1327
01:01:39,880 --> 01:01:41,960
Speaker 3: Cole Play fans have ever committed crimes.

1328
01:01:42,240 --> 01:01:43,480
Speaker 2: You know what, I don't think. I don't think in

1329
01:01:43,520 --> 01:01:47,680
Speaker 2: the numbers that juggle those happens. What do they do?

1330
01:01:47,800 --> 01:01:49,840
Speaker 2: Jump the turnstile at the subway station on the way

1331
01:01:49,840 --> 01:01:50,439
Speaker 2: out of the show?

1332
01:01:50,840 --> 01:01:54,440
Speaker 3: You could you could say, like even like high profile

1333
01:01:54,560 --> 01:01:56,440
Speaker 3: crime of you know.

1334
01:01:57,080 --> 01:01:59,120
Speaker 2: That's what a what a stretch? Yeah? What I mean?

1335
01:01:59,320 --> 01:01:59,600
Speaker 1: Wow?

1336
01:02:00,080 --> 01:02:02,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, like all the Coldplay fit they're really known for

1337
01:02:02,200 --> 01:02:06,760
Speaker 2: their like random a company. Uh huh didn't steal millions

1338
01:02:06,800 --> 01:02:12,320
Speaker 2: of dollars? Didn't play Coldplay? Yeah? What what second? I

1339
01:02:12,360 --> 01:02:12,600
Speaker 2: get it?

1340
01:02:12,600 --> 01:02:16,120
Speaker 13: What great monsa saying is that every so people containous crimes. Yeah,

1341
01:02:16,240 --> 01:02:17,680
Speaker 13: everybody likes music of some kinds.

1342
01:02:17,880 --> 01:02:20,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, therefore there any would have liked.

1343
01:02:20,640 --> 01:02:21,320
Speaker 2: Music as a criminal.

1344
01:02:22,200 --> 01:02:22,520
Speaker 1: Uh huh.

1345
01:02:22,800 --> 01:02:25,280
Speaker 2: So I saw this this clip pop popped up about

1346
01:02:25,520 --> 01:02:28,120
Speaker 2: the nineties and the gangs of the nineties and like

1347
01:02:28,200 --> 01:02:31,240
Speaker 2: these girl gangs that were because you know, male gangs

1348
01:02:31,240 --> 01:02:33,520
Speaker 2: are always big, but I guess the women went off

1349
01:02:33,560 --> 01:02:36,560
Speaker 2: and they started like forming their own like girl gangs.

1350
01:02:36,760 --> 01:02:37,520
Speaker 3: My crazy life.

1351
01:02:37,560 --> 01:02:39,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, hold on, here's here's a little clip from that

1352
01:02:39,920 --> 01:02:40,800
Speaker 2: from that news story.

1353
01:02:40,920 --> 01:02:44,080
Speaker 10: It's Saturday night in LA and this sixteen year old

1354
01:02:44,120 --> 01:02:47,800
Speaker 10: who calls herself Shy Girl is getting ready to go out.

1355
01:02:48,240 --> 01:02:51,760
Speaker 10: Her look is critical. Shy Girl is a force to

1356
01:02:51,800 --> 01:02:56,640
Speaker 10: be reckoned with. Yeah, shawn Girl and her friends Bandit

1357
01:02:56,840 --> 01:03:00,040
Speaker 10: Beaver and Wicked are going out to kick it to

1358
01:03:00,080 --> 01:03:02,120
Speaker 10: get down, to defend their hood.

1359
01:03:04,640 --> 01:03:07,160
Speaker 2: They're gonna go bended Beaver and whatever the name is.

1360
01:03:07,200 --> 01:03:10,000
Speaker 2: They're gonna go beaver down and nutrient.

1361
01:03:11,560 --> 01:03:15,120
Speaker 10: Shawnee Girl and her friends Bendit Beaver and Wicked are

1362
01:03:15,160 --> 01:03:18,160
Speaker 10: going out to kick it to get down, to defend

1363
01:03:18,200 --> 01:03:22,120
Speaker 10: their hood, their neighborhood. They will use whatever it takes.

1364
01:03:22,400 --> 01:03:26,600
Speaker 7: Box cutters, nice guys, school drivers, bottles, osies.

1365
01:03:28,120 --> 01:03:31,560
Speaker 17: Was the violence level as such that as the childow's

1366
01:03:31,640 --> 01:03:35,640
Speaker 17: race to respect women, women were delicate creatures and so

1367
01:03:35,720 --> 01:03:37,440
Speaker 17: forth and so on. And you come out here and

1368
01:03:37,480 --> 01:03:40,440
Speaker 17: all of a sudden you're seeing guys with their throats

1369
01:03:40,480 --> 01:03:43,640
Speaker 17: cut because they were selling rock at this woman's territory.

1370
01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:46,200
Speaker 2: Beaver Beaver.

1371
01:03:46,600 --> 01:03:51,080
Speaker 10: The gangs call themselves scissors, dirty punks, Kleenex B thirty eight,

1372
01:03:51,200 --> 01:03:55,240
Speaker 10: some down and dirty. They roam the streets taking out territory,

1373
01:03:55,480 --> 01:03:59,200
Speaker 10: dealing drugs and asserting their strength and independence.

1374
01:03:59,320 --> 01:04:01,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what they You want to show how strong

1375
01:04:01,280 --> 01:04:05,040
Speaker 2: and independent you are as women. Some hot core cold

1376
01:04:07,160 --> 01:04:08,720
Speaker 2: going across them, stick.

1377
01:04:08,560 --> 01:04:13,560
Speaker 6: Stones and oozy is like whoa, whoa who jumping drivers.

1378
01:04:13,640 --> 01:04:17,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, so anyway, that was that was back in the day,

1379
01:04:17,400 --> 01:04:19,560
Speaker 2: back in the nineties. Some of the girls can get

1380
01:04:20,480 --> 01:04:23,800
Speaker 2: ICP Juggalos cold Play fans.

1381
01:04:23,880 --> 01:04:26,720
Speaker 3: Yes, thank you that one. I don't know. I had

1382
01:04:26,760 --> 01:04:27,640
Speaker 3: a screenshot of.

1383
01:04:27,600 --> 01:04:31,120
Speaker 7: It in my head otherwise not as that memory motographic.

1384
01:04:31,200 --> 01:04:31,360
Speaker 1: Man.

1385
01:04:31,400 --> 01:04:33,919
Speaker 2: Just before I did, all these screenshots flashed before my back.

1386
01:04:34,320 --> 01:04:43,440
Speaker 2: This is the Woody Show, always thinking about beabs and

1387
01:04:43,480 --> 01:04:52,800
Speaker 2: buddiesan knock it off, Davia see nine hundred foot Jesus.

1388
01:04:54,760 --> 01:04:56,080
Speaker 3: You're coming back from new episodes.

1389
01:04:58,520 --> 01:05:03,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought you were saying and Jesus. Wow.

1390
01:05:03,120 --> 01:05:05,120
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, even.

1391
01:05:06,760 --> 01:05:11,080
Speaker 2: Text us over to two two nine eight seven. People

1392
01:05:11,120 --> 01:05:16,280
Speaker 2: were asked to name something I don't knock until you

1393
01:05:16,320 --> 01:05:20,920
Speaker 2: try it life hack Now Gina had mentioned recently, like

1394
01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:25,840
Speaker 2: something that Kansas thing. I guess the chili and chili

1395
01:05:25,880 --> 01:05:28,520
Speaker 2: and cinnamon or chili and cinnamon that you.

1396
01:05:28,560 --> 01:05:31,800
Speaker 5: Literally serve it for lunch at school. So good.

1397
01:05:31,920 --> 01:05:36,880
Speaker 2: It just doesn't I mean, it doesn't now the chili

1398
01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:39,680
Speaker 2: is like it like Wendy's chili? Is it? Is it

1399
01:05:39,720 --> 01:05:43,080
Speaker 2: more like a hardy thicker or more like a I

1400
01:05:43,080 --> 01:05:44,160
Speaker 2: don't know, thinner.

1401
01:05:44,640 --> 01:05:45,360
Speaker 5: It doesn't matter.

1402
01:05:45,800 --> 01:05:47,600
Speaker 2: Kills me. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.

1403
01:05:49,520 --> 01:05:51,120
Speaker 6: You take a little bit said, you dip it in

1404
01:05:51,160 --> 01:05:57,520
Speaker 6: the chili, it's really good. Well why not, No, that's

1405
01:05:57,560 --> 01:06:01,120
Speaker 6: too tomato chili has a little more, you know, the sweetness.

1406
01:06:01,120 --> 01:06:04,360
Speaker 2: Maybe Yeah, I mean it was pointless. But what I've

1407
01:06:04,400 --> 01:06:07,120
Speaker 2: been saying, you know, my big thing, don't knock until

1408
01:06:07,160 --> 01:06:10,040
Speaker 2: you try. People go, oh, the bidet, the but washing

1409
01:06:10,120 --> 01:06:13,280
Speaker 2: toilets you to try it. Yeah, but some people are

1410
01:06:13,360 --> 01:06:14,160
Speaker 2: very much against it.

1411
01:06:14,200 --> 01:06:15,840
Speaker 13: Well, there's no reason to not get unless you're like

1412
01:06:15,960 --> 01:06:17,920
Speaker 13: just afraid of your My.

1413
01:06:17,880 --> 01:06:19,520
Speaker 5: Husband doesn't want to try it because he says it

1414
01:06:19,600 --> 01:06:20,760
Speaker 5: might be too delightful.

1415
01:06:21,240 --> 01:06:24,240
Speaker 2: Okay, that goes along to some of the other you know,

1416
01:06:24,320 --> 01:06:27,800
Speaker 2: objections that I've heard that there are some dudes who

1417
01:06:27,960 --> 01:06:29,440
Speaker 2: think it's a little gay, And I'm like, what are

1418
01:06:29,480 --> 01:06:30,080
Speaker 2: you talking about?

1419
01:06:30,480 --> 01:06:30,840
Speaker 1: Why not?

1420
01:06:31,040 --> 01:06:33,440
Speaker 2: Like how like that's the dumbest that's the dumbest thing

1421
01:06:33,480 --> 01:06:35,360
Speaker 2: I've heard. I mean, how I know how it's because

1422
01:06:35,400 --> 01:06:37,560
Speaker 2: something's playing with your sphinter, that's but it's not playing

1423
01:06:38,240 --> 01:06:42,440
Speaker 2: cleaning cleaning, it's showering gay. It's right, yeah, yeah, exactly,

1424
01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:46,800
Speaker 2: go to the bathroom. But yeah, it rules how do

1425
01:06:46,840 --> 01:06:49,479
Speaker 2: you clean your penis, Greg, how do you clean it? Yeah,

1426
01:06:49,720 --> 01:06:52,120
Speaker 2: what do you mean like shower like wipe it or

1427
01:06:52,200 --> 01:06:53,560
Speaker 2: do you kind of like are you kind of tugging

1428
01:06:53,600 --> 01:06:55,200
Speaker 2: on it with soapy handle.

1429
01:06:55,560 --> 01:06:57,440
Speaker 4: Watching with the bar of soap in my hand and

1430
01:06:57,880 --> 01:07:01,200
Speaker 4: like you it just goes everywhere stretch it kid, you.

1431
01:07:01,200 --> 01:07:06,800
Speaker 2: Know, like over your Wienerne okay, but like like, but

1432
01:07:06,880 --> 01:07:08,560
Speaker 2: then how do you get like the the underside and

1433
01:07:08,560 --> 01:07:11,320
Speaker 2: the sides or whatever? Like once it soaked up to you,

1434
01:07:11,480 --> 01:07:13,600
Speaker 2: do you grab it and kind of like to take

1435
01:07:13,640 --> 01:07:14,680
Speaker 2: the jerk yourself a little bit.

1436
01:07:15,800 --> 01:07:17,800
Speaker 4: Have a detachable shower head, you take that off and

1437
01:07:17,840 --> 01:07:20,560
Speaker 4: you do your your whole body all right.

1438
01:07:20,640 --> 01:07:21,440
Speaker 3: Your fans.

1439
01:07:25,480 --> 01:07:28,680
Speaker 2: Don't knock until you try it. Doing things alone, like

1440
01:07:28,840 --> 01:07:33,600
Speaker 2: eating at a restaurant alone, if you're on a business.

1441
01:07:35,600 --> 01:07:38,400
Speaker 2: Greg is completely against. This is against.

1442
01:07:38,520 --> 01:07:40,160
Speaker 3: They haven't under your head. I guess.

1443
01:07:41,600 --> 01:07:42,400
Speaker 2: You have no shame.

1444
01:07:42,480 --> 01:07:45,000
Speaker 13: I will say there's no benefit to going to a

1445
01:07:45,040 --> 01:07:47,360
Speaker 13: restaurant alone. It's just a waste of time.

1446
01:07:47,760 --> 01:07:48,160
Speaker 2: Right then.

1447
01:07:50,240 --> 01:07:53,760
Speaker 13: You just don't have to deal with anybody explain waste

1448
01:07:53,800 --> 01:07:58,160
Speaker 13: of time because you could stop in at any grocery store,

1449
01:07:58,200 --> 01:08:00,960
Speaker 13: gas station, et cetera, et cetera, grab the food and

1450
01:08:00,960 --> 01:08:03,560
Speaker 13: eat it while you're doing other stuff, or you can that's.

1451
01:08:03,520 --> 01:08:05,400
Speaker 2: Just because you have to eat. But you know what,

1452
01:08:05,600 --> 01:08:07,280
Speaker 2: I'm hungry, I'm gonna sit down. I'm gonna have a

1453
01:08:07,400 --> 01:08:07,960
Speaker 2: nice meal.

1454
01:08:07,960 --> 01:08:08,880
Speaker 5: When somebody serve me.

1455
01:08:09,240 --> 01:08:10,000
Speaker 3: I'm not in a rush.

1456
01:08:10,160 --> 01:08:13,360
Speaker 2: I don't know. It's not it's not an indie pit stop.

1457
01:08:13,520 --> 01:08:15,800
Speaker 2: You know, it's like you can you actually have a

1458
01:08:15,840 --> 01:08:17,280
Speaker 2: little bit of time, you could sit and have a

1459
01:08:17,360 --> 01:08:17,800
Speaker 2: nice meal.

1460
01:08:17,960 --> 01:08:20,720
Speaker 3: Unless it's a diner with a counter. It's meant a

1461
01:08:20,840 --> 01:08:23,280
Speaker 3: restaurant is meant to be communal. You're meant to be

1462
01:08:23,439 --> 01:08:25,000
Speaker 3: there with other people.

1463
01:08:24,840 --> 01:08:28,160
Speaker 13: Because you're taking extraw times for your meal. If you're

1464
01:08:28,240 --> 01:08:29,880
Speaker 13: if you're by yourself, what are you doing staring at

1465
01:08:29,920 --> 01:08:31,160
Speaker 13: your film, staring at the TV.

1466
01:08:31,320 --> 01:08:32,920
Speaker 9: It's the same amount of time if you take it

1467
01:08:33,000 --> 01:08:34,799
Speaker 9: to go and go eat it at home by yourself,

1468
01:08:34,960 --> 01:08:36,599
Speaker 9: it's not that's the same thing that is increct.

1469
01:08:36,600 --> 01:08:38,360
Speaker 5: Well, unless you're a pig and you eat like an animal,

1470
01:08:38,360 --> 01:08:40,120
Speaker 5: and because you have to wait for something.

1471
01:08:40,240 --> 01:08:42,560
Speaker 2: I understand more of like Greg saying it's embarrassing, like

1472
01:08:42,640 --> 01:08:47,680
Speaker 2: you might feel embarrassed because like a lolf, don't knock

1473
01:08:47,680 --> 01:08:48,160
Speaker 2: get you trying.

1474
01:08:48,360 --> 01:08:49,600
Speaker 3: I was about to say, you have to do the

1475
01:08:49,640 --> 01:08:50,960
Speaker 3: stupid back and forth and all that.

1476
01:08:51,080 --> 01:08:53,200
Speaker 13: It's it's certainly not the same amount of time if

1477
01:08:53,200 --> 01:08:53,439
Speaker 13: you're on.

1478
01:08:53,439 --> 01:08:56,880
Speaker 2: The spectrum where you're socially awkward or whatever. I can understand. Yeah,

1479
01:08:56,920 --> 01:08:59,120
Speaker 2: you're gonna make people with my server. No, I'm not

1480
01:08:59,240 --> 01:09:00,519
Speaker 2: making friends this over either.

1481
01:09:00,640 --> 01:09:00,840
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1482
01:09:01,120 --> 01:09:02,519
Speaker 5: I don't want to sit at the counter. I don't

1483
01:09:02,520 --> 01:09:03,080
Speaker 5: talk to anybody.

1484
01:09:03,200 --> 01:09:05,559
Speaker 2: This could go on all day in the one exactly

1485
01:09:05,680 --> 01:09:07,840
Speaker 2: like you don't enjoy It's fine, you don't you enjoy it.

1486
01:09:08,240 --> 01:09:10,240
Speaker 2: I find it to be delightful. I know my wife

1487
01:09:10,320 --> 01:09:12,320
Speaker 2: loves it. It is delightful.

1488
01:09:13,360 --> 01:09:13,559
Speaker 1: Kill.

1489
01:09:14,000 --> 01:09:16,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's good. Whatever what I'm gonna do, I'm sittingt

1490
01:09:16,200 --> 01:09:17,559
Speaker 2: home and sit in my car and eat the gas

1491
01:09:17,600 --> 01:09:22,880
Speaker 2: station hotel pilates. Don't knock it till you try it.

1492
01:09:25,640 --> 01:09:26,439
Speaker 9: Never tried it.

1493
01:09:27,479 --> 01:09:31,519
Speaker 8: It's hard, it is, but it really is great for

1494
01:09:31,640 --> 01:09:33,639
Speaker 8: your body. It makes you feel so good the type

1495
01:09:33,680 --> 01:09:35,000
Speaker 8: of workout that it is.

1496
01:09:35,400 --> 01:09:37,960
Speaker 2: Its explained it to me. I know, is it just

1497
01:09:38,040 --> 01:09:39,080
Speaker 2: like stretching stuff?

1498
01:09:39,439 --> 01:09:42,880
Speaker 8: Well, it's it is like stretching, but also it is

1499
01:09:43,000 --> 01:09:45,200
Speaker 8: working your muscles and the way that it does for

1500
01:09:45,360 --> 01:09:48,080
Speaker 8: me it makes my body feel more aligned, So it

1501
01:09:48,160 --> 01:09:49,240
Speaker 8: doesn't hurt as much.

1502
01:09:49,600 --> 01:09:51,759
Speaker 2: So what's the difference between pilates and yoga.

1503
01:09:52,280 --> 01:09:53,920
Speaker 9: There's more, there's a border.

1504
01:09:54,200 --> 01:09:57,920
Speaker 8: Yoga is more of you're not using other things like stretching, right,

1505
01:09:58,080 --> 01:10:00,439
Speaker 8: you could be on a reformer or something on the word.

1506
01:10:00,439 --> 01:10:02,479
Speaker 8: It's a machine and doing different things and you're working

1507
01:10:02,560 --> 01:10:05,479
Speaker 8: out more balance.

1508
01:10:05,720 --> 01:10:08,960
Speaker 6: Orient and it's not like a word that means anything.

1509
01:10:09,040 --> 01:10:11,120
Speaker 6: It was created by a guy named Joe Pilates.

1510
01:10:11,240 --> 01:10:14,519
Speaker 8: Okay, well no, no, no, So pilates was created for

1511
01:10:14,640 --> 01:10:17,320
Speaker 8: people who were injured, like in hospitals and stuff and

1512
01:10:17,360 --> 01:10:19,240
Speaker 8: couldn't work out to get their muscles to move.

1513
01:10:19,320 --> 01:10:21,280
Speaker 5: That's why the reformers you're laying in a bed. I'm

1514
01:10:21,320 --> 01:10:22,200
Speaker 5: just saying the word.

1515
01:10:22,080 --> 01:10:23,679
Speaker 2: Pilates doesn't help.

1516
01:10:24,080 --> 01:10:26,920
Speaker 13: You should explain what reformer means. It is a sliding

1517
01:10:27,200 --> 01:10:30,639
Speaker 13: bench with little springs that do provide a very small

1518
01:10:30,640 --> 01:10:33,760
Speaker 13: amount of resistance. So, on one hand, I do hate

1519
01:10:33,800 --> 01:10:36,240
Speaker 13: pilates because it's it's a very slow and it is

1520
01:10:36,680 --> 01:10:40,400
Speaker 13: much better ways to do what it does. However, it

1521
01:10:40,560 --> 01:10:43,519
Speaker 13: is the hottest chick workout ratio that exists.

1522
01:10:43,720 --> 01:10:46,240
Speaker 9: I know this is going Yeah, have you taken a

1523
01:10:46,320 --> 01:10:47,040
Speaker 9: pilates class?

1524
01:10:47,080 --> 01:10:47,400
Speaker 18: I have?

1525
01:10:47,880 --> 01:10:49,160
Speaker 13: I want to say I don't know. I didn't want

1526
01:10:49,160 --> 01:10:51,240
Speaker 13: to knock it till I tried it. Now I can knocket.

1527
01:10:51,840 --> 01:10:54,840
Speaker 13: But if you're any like up and down the board,

1528
01:10:54,920 --> 01:10:56,880
Speaker 13: the percentage of women in a plates class who are

1529
01:10:56,920 --> 01:11:00,400
Speaker 13: hot is heads and heads and toes above any of

1530
01:11:00,400 --> 01:11:01,360
Speaker 13: their type of workout.

1531
01:11:01,240 --> 01:11:03,120
Speaker 9: Right, Well, it's not because you're not anyone doing that.

1532
01:11:03,240 --> 01:11:04,320
Speaker 9: Isn't trying to bulk up.

1533
01:11:04,600 --> 01:11:06,719
Speaker 5: You're trying to just keep your muscles strong.

1534
01:11:07,720 --> 01:11:09,639
Speaker 2: We're not trying to sell you on anything necessarily here.

1535
01:11:09,760 --> 01:11:11,519
Speaker 2: It's just these are what some of the things that

1536
01:11:11,600 --> 01:11:13,840
Speaker 2: people mention when they're asked, like, don't knock it to

1537
01:11:13,920 --> 01:11:16,360
Speaker 2: you try like their life hack, for lack of a

1538
01:11:16,400 --> 01:11:19,719
Speaker 2: better phrase, cheese it's in soup instead of crackers.

1539
01:11:19,760 --> 01:11:20,479
Speaker 5: Oh great, it's great.

1540
01:11:20,520 --> 01:11:21,200
Speaker 1: I do it, Sally.

1541
01:11:21,320 --> 01:11:28,000
Speaker 2: I love grilling a peanut butter and jelly sandwich like

1542
01:11:28,040 --> 01:11:28,639
Speaker 2: a grilled cheese.

1543
01:11:29,120 --> 01:11:31,280
Speaker 5: Thinking about doing this. I saw someone do that online.

1544
01:11:31,280 --> 01:11:32,800
Speaker 5: I was like, that's a great idea.

1545
01:11:32,920 --> 01:11:35,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, well I I have had a peanut butter and

1546
01:11:35,840 --> 01:11:38,320
Speaker 2: jelly sandwich where the bread got toasted and then they

1547
01:11:38,400 --> 01:11:39,920
Speaker 2: put the peanut butter and jelly on it and it

1548
01:11:40,040 --> 01:11:41,719
Speaker 2: was it was good buttered.

1549
01:11:42,040 --> 01:11:43,920
Speaker 3: You also made me that one that had bacon in it.

1550
01:11:44,080 --> 01:11:45,080
Speaker 2: Remember you got that.

1551
01:11:46,120 --> 01:11:46,880
Speaker 3: Yeah that was good.

1552
01:11:47,160 --> 01:11:51,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, but just grilled bread. It's always better because the

1553
01:11:51,240 --> 01:11:56,080
Speaker 2: peanut butter gets melty. Yeah, that's good. Brushing your teeth

1554
01:11:56,120 --> 01:11:56,599
Speaker 2: in the shower.

1555
01:11:56,800 --> 01:11:57,160
Speaker 1: I do that.

1556
01:11:57,479 --> 01:11:59,519
Speaker 2: I used to do it, and people go, oh, that's gross.

1557
01:11:59,640 --> 01:12:01,519
Speaker 2: I have no idea.

1558
01:12:01,680 --> 01:12:02,840
Speaker 3: I just never think to do that.

1559
01:12:03,200 --> 01:12:05,720
Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't scrub my nuts with it and then

1560
01:12:05,880 --> 01:12:06,599
Speaker 2: brush my teeth.

1561
01:12:07,320 --> 01:12:08,960
Speaker 9: You know your toothpaste in the shower?

1562
01:12:09,640 --> 01:12:09,800
Speaker 15: Yeah?

1563
01:12:09,920 --> 01:12:11,080
Speaker 9: Are you going to reach out for it?

1564
01:12:11,240 --> 01:12:11,280
Speaker 15: No?

1565
01:12:11,400 --> 01:12:14,519
Speaker 2: I keep the toothbrush and the toothpaste in the shower.

1566
01:12:14,680 --> 01:12:17,960
Speaker 2: The toothbrush has one of those like holder protector. Yeah,

1567
01:12:18,520 --> 01:12:23,560
Speaker 2: Morgan's mind. You wait, get it in the shower, isn't it.

1568
01:12:24,880 --> 01:12:27,400
Speaker 2: You don't knock it too. You try it, said, a

1569
01:12:27,439 --> 01:12:30,680
Speaker 2: fifteen minute timer and start the thing you're avoiding. Momentum

1570
01:12:30,800 --> 01:12:33,840
Speaker 2: kicks in and then half the and half the time

1571
01:12:33,920 --> 01:12:36,040
Speaker 2: you just keep going. After the time of ends, okay,

1572
01:12:36,920 --> 01:12:41,000
Speaker 2: trading a social life for a healthy sleep schedule. I'm

1573
01:12:41,040 --> 01:12:43,360
Speaker 2: the kind of person who thinks that an event that

1574
01:12:43,439 --> 01:12:45,240
Speaker 2: starts after seven pm is too late.

1575
01:12:45,320 --> 01:12:49,280
Speaker 3: Now make events early.

1576
01:12:49,520 --> 01:12:53,960
Speaker 2: That's good, all right. Separate bedrooms. Oh dude, Hey, I've

1577
01:12:53,960 --> 01:12:56,639
Speaker 2: been arguing with my wife for allowing me to get

1578
01:12:56,640 --> 01:12:59,080
Speaker 2: an apartment for during the week for the work week,

1579
01:12:59,360 --> 01:13:01,719
Speaker 2: because it's just the schedule and it would just be easier.

1580
01:13:01,840 --> 01:13:03,600
Speaker 2: Yeah right, like just right across the street from the

1581
01:13:04,040 --> 01:13:08,560
Speaker 2: safe travel time. Yeah, so far and then day but no,

1582
01:13:08,760 --> 01:13:11,400
Speaker 2: no big deal. Yeah, it'd be fine. I'll get home

1583
01:13:11,520 --> 01:13:15,880
Speaker 2: like on a Friday afternoon, be there till Sunday night. Well, no,

1584
01:13:16,280 --> 01:13:18,120
Speaker 2: even Sunday night, I can stay. I'll just go to

1585
01:13:18,200 --> 01:13:19,439
Speaker 2: work on that Sunday night. But like you know, so

1586
01:13:19,640 --> 01:13:23,519
Speaker 2: like really it's Monday night through Thursday night. No big deal.

1587
01:13:23,800 --> 01:13:26,160
Speaker 2: I will settle. I'm willing to give that up and

1588
01:13:26,240 --> 01:13:27,479
Speaker 2: settle for separate bedrooms.

1589
01:13:28,200 --> 01:13:31,439
Speaker 6: I want the okay in a new house, new bed,

1590
01:13:31,640 --> 01:13:34,320
Speaker 6: new everything. Couldn't wait to just get all comfy and sleep.

1591
01:13:34,400 --> 01:13:37,519
Speaker 6: I haven't had more than three hours of sleep since

1592
01:13:37,600 --> 01:13:42,000
Speaker 6: we moved. Overrated sleeping next to another person. The snoring,

1593
01:13:42,080 --> 01:13:44,479
Speaker 6: I can't take it. He doesn't like the mattress that

1594
01:13:44,600 --> 01:13:47,320
Speaker 6: I like. Our alarms go off at different times. I

1595
01:13:47,479 --> 01:13:49,280
Speaker 6: wake him up when I go pee in the middle

1596
01:13:49,320 --> 01:13:49,680
Speaker 6: of the night.

1597
01:13:49,800 --> 01:13:52,479
Speaker 2: He because it will.

1598
01:13:52,520 --> 01:13:54,840
Speaker 6: It's a bigger room and so it's I don't know

1599
01:13:54,840 --> 01:13:57,639
Speaker 6: if there's more reverberation, or just because it's more empty

1600
01:13:57,720 --> 01:13:59,320
Speaker 6: right now because we haven't set it up. But I

1601
01:13:59,439 --> 01:14:01,920
Speaker 6: am noticing it's so much more. I may have to

1602
01:14:02,280 --> 01:14:04,280
Speaker 6: make that guest room a little more of my thing.

1603
01:14:05,160 --> 01:14:06,880
Speaker 6: Is it bad for married people sleep?

1604
01:14:07,160 --> 01:14:10,880
Speaker 2: My wife argues yes, my parents benefits.

1605
01:14:11,240 --> 01:14:14,040
Speaker 3: Pressure has been talking about this a lot, Like his

1606
01:14:14,240 --> 01:14:16,720
Speaker 3: wife lives on the top floor now and he lives

1607
01:14:16,760 --> 01:14:18,639
Speaker 3: on the bottom floor because of the sleeping.

1608
01:14:19,720 --> 01:14:24,320
Speaker 2: Sleeping. My mom's so loud. My stepmom and my dad

1609
01:14:24,520 --> 01:14:27,360
Speaker 2: they have separate bedrooms, and it's just because it's like

1610
01:14:27,439 --> 01:14:31,479
Speaker 2: she's the snorer, right, and so he just prefers things.

1611
01:14:31,560 --> 01:14:34,439
Speaker 2: They both prefer things that way. I hope, I hope

1612
01:14:34,439 --> 01:14:39,720
Speaker 2: to achieve that level of Yagistically, it would work really well,

1613
01:14:39,760 --> 01:14:42,879
Speaker 2: but it's just sad our schedule.

1614
01:14:43,200 --> 01:14:45,760
Speaker 6: I go to sleep so much earlier that it's like,

1615
01:14:45,800 --> 01:14:49,400
Speaker 6: who cares I'm asleep? Yeah, on weekends will hang out and.

1616
01:14:51,360 --> 01:14:53,240
Speaker 2: I hate it. So what are some of your don't

1617
01:14:53,320 --> 01:14:55,479
Speaker 2: knock it till you try it life hacks? If you

1618
01:14:55,560 --> 01:14:58,040
Speaker 2: got one, you can text over to two nine seventy

1619
01:14:58,040 --> 01:15:00,280
Speaker 2: and call in eight seven seven forty four. I'm going

1620
01:15:00,320 --> 01:15:02,760
Speaker 2: to save this last one it's a question for you,

1621
01:15:02,920 --> 01:15:07,479
Speaker 2: ladies if if you've done this here Morgan, don't say

1622
01:15:07,520 --> 01:15:08,880
Speaker 2: what it is, just come over here and just come

1623
01:15:08,920 --> 01:15:12,080
Speaker 2: over here and read this right here coffee.

1624
01:15:14,240 --> 01:15:18,120
Speaker 3: And she can't read either.

1625
01:15:22,040 --> 01:15:22,679
Speaker 9: That's a fact.

1626
01:15:23,240 --> 01:15:29,680
Speaker 3: I'm asking if, oh my god, the conspiracies Morgan, that

1627
01:15:30,040 --> 01:15:30,559
Speaker 3: you're like.

1628
01:15:30,800 --> 01:15:35,080
Speaker 9: You know, on the as me and probably I mean,

1629
01:15:35,120 --> 01:15:36,439
Speaker 9: I got my degree in Arkansas.

1630
01:15:36,640 --> 01:15:43,600
Speaker 2: So so let me let me take the break and

1631
01:15:43,600 --> 01:15:45,240
Speaker 2: then I'll come back and I'll bring this. This is

1632
01:15:45,320 --> 01:15:48,000
Speaker 2: something that somebody submitted to that question that you don't knocket.

1633
01:15:48,160 --> 01:15:50,320
Speaker 2: You try a thing, and I guess it would work.

1634
01:15:50,800 --> 01:15:53,879
Speaker 2: I guess it would work. But I want to know, ladies,

1635
01:15:54,080 --> 01:15:55,400
Speaker 2: number one, have you ever done this?

1636
01:15:55,720 --> 01:15:55,920
Speaker 11: Yeah?

1637
01:15:56,320 --> 01:15:59,920
Speaker 2: And if it's no, would you consider doing whatever?

1638
01:16:00,000 --> 01:16:00,200
Speaker 11: Even?

1639
01:16:00,200 --> 01:16:03,320
Speaker 2: Would you ever think about doing this? Would you apparently

1640
01:16:03,400 --> 01:16:04,000
Speaker 2: it's baffling.

1641
01:16:04,080 --> 01:16:11,080
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, I can fully understand, like two kids do.

1642
01:16:13,000 --> 01:16:16,880
Speaker 2: Hold on, go ahead, let her do her thing, Okay, Okay,

1643
01:16:17,920 --> 01:16:20,920
Speaker 2: all right, I mean she's not she's not dumb.

1644
01:16:21,080 --> 01:16:24,360
Speaker 9: Okay, Yeah, I got it, fully comprehended. Some of us

1645
01:16:24,360 --> 01:16:27,000
Speaker 9: are a little slower. Would you to try?

1646
01:16:27,120 --> 01:16:27,320
Speaker 14: Yeah?

1647
01:16:27,479 --> 01:16:29,880
Speaker 2: I would try, all right, I gotta know, but we

1648
01:16:29,960 --> 01:16:33,599
Speaker 2: got asked you yeah, I know that's why, dude. It's weird.

1649
01:16:33,760 --> 01:16:34,880
Speaker 2: But I'll tell you about it next year on the

1650
01:16:34,880 --> 01:16:36,799
Speaker 2: wood Is Show. Hanging on my complexion is out.

1651
01:16:36,640 --> 01:16:37,120
Speaker 18: Of a urine.

1652
01:16:37,760 --> 01:16:37,960
Speaker 2: Urine.

1653
01:16:38,120 --> 01:16:39,880
Speaker 7: Everyone in this room means Vitamin deep.

1654
01:16:39,920 --> 01:16:41,040
Speaker 1: A little lower, a little slower.

1655
01:16:41,200 --> 01:16:43,560
Speaker 2: You want to oil them down, sunning your buttholes?

1656
01:16:43,960 --> 01:16:45,240
Speaker 7: Wow, chugging the sun?

1657
01:16:45,680 --> 01:16:45,920
Speaker 1: Wow?

1658
01:16:46,280 --> 01:16:47,639
Speaker 7: Pretty much all deficient.

1659
01:16:47,720 --> 01:16:50,400
Speaker 1: Indeed, sorry, little cel are you down to d or not?

1660
01:16:52,040 --> 01:16:57,160
Speaker 2: All day long? The Woody Show. All right, So I

1661
01:16:57,600 --> 01:17:01,679
Speaker 2: got my wife on the line. Can you hear me? Yeah, Hire,

1662
01:17:01,920 --> 01:17:03,040
Speaker 2: that's my wife Jen.

1663
01:17:03,120 --> 01:17:03,479
Speaker 1: Everybody.

1664
01:17:03,520 --> 01:17:06,599
Speaker 2: Have you guys met gen time you've mentioned before?

1665
01:17:06,800 --> 01:17:10,000
Speaker 13: Okay, all right, so before break we were familiar.

1666
01:17:10,120 --> 01:17:12,800
Speaker 2: We're talking about this this thing, don't knock it till

1667
01:17:12,800 --> 01:17:15,360
Speaker 2: you try it. And somebody said separate bedrooms. And I

1668
01:17:15,439 --> 01:17:18,400
Speaker 2: mentioned how I've been arguing to get my own apartment

1669
01:17:18,560 --> 01:17:21,880
Speaker 2: for like during the week, for years and you haven't

1670
01:17:21,880 --> 01:17:23,120
Speaker 2: gone for that. And I said, well, I'd be at

1671
01:17:23,200 --> 01:17:26,800
Speaker 2: least blowing to settle for separate bedrooms, and how you've

1672
01:17:26,840 --> 01:17:30,320
Speaker 2: been opposed to it. And I can't remember exactly the

1673
01:17:30,360 --> 01:17:32,200
Speaker 2: reasons that you said you were opposed, but Greg said

1674
01:17:32,240 --> 01:17:33,120
Speaker 2: it was just a little bit sad.

1675
01:17:33,560 --> 01:17:35,600
Speaker 4: I can't put my finger on it. I get it

1676
01:17:35,720 --> 01:17:37,840
Speaker 4: how it works logistically, it's just sad.

1677
01:17:38,960 --> 01:17:39,960
Speaker 1: I agree, Greg.

1678
01:17:40,120 --> 01:17:44,040
Speaker 18: I think it's the slippery slope to goodbye. I never

1679
01:17:44,120 --> 01:17:46,280
Speaker 18: want to see you again. Here's divorce papers.

1680
01:17:46,320 --> 01:17:48,639
Speaker 2: I don't know because you're not sleeping in the same

1681
01:17:48,680 --> 01:17:51,280
Speaker 2: bed like sleep exactly.

1682
01:17:51,479 --> 01:17:54,120
Speaker 18: No, no, no, we're you and I are great and

1683
01:17:54,560 --> 01:17:56,719
Speaker 18: you're adorable and I love you and your good husband.

1684
01:18:00,160 --> 01:18:05,920
Speaker 18: Like I feel like it's it's a recipe for disaster now.

1685
01:18:06,160 --> 01:18:09,560
Speaker 18: I will say though, every single night, I try to

1686
01:18:09,680 --> 01:18:13,000
Speaker 18: like sneak into bed and I barely move the covers,

1687
01:18:13,560 --> 01:18:14,439
Speaker 18: and you kind.

1688
01:18:14,240 --> 01:18:18,640
Speaker 2: Of stir because we're on different schedules, Like I should just.

1689
01:18:18,680 --> 01:18:21,280
Speaker 18: Go into the guest room every night, and that sucks

1690
01:18:21,360 --> 01:18:23,840
Speaker 18: for both of us because that's not my room and

1691
01:18:24,120 --> 01:18:26,760
Speaker 18: nor is it your room. So we're kind of in

1692
01:18:26,800 --> 01:18:27,240
Speaker 18: a dilumna.

1693
01:18:27,360 --> 01:18:28,920
Speaker 2: I told her I would take the guest room. I'm

1694
01:18:28,920 --> 01:18:31,040
Speaker 2: fine with it. I would do that because he wouldn't.

1695
01:18:31,040 --> 01:18:33,200
Speaker 2: I don't see it that way. I see like different schedules.

1696
01:18:33,520 --> 01:18:36,240
Speaker 2: No one's disturbing or disrupting anybody. There's not like it's anything.

1697
01:18:36,280 --> 01:18:39,519
Speaker 2: You're not missing anything. Everybody's sleeping it's just sleeping time.

1698
01:18:39,640 --> 01:18:41,559
Speaker 5: That's the problem I'm having. Jen, I think I need

1699
01:18:41,640 --> 01:18:42,479
Speaker 5: to go to the guest room.

1700
01:18:42,920 --> 01:18:46,480
Speaker 18: I know, I get it, and the hours are ridiculous,

1701
01:18:46,560 --> 01:18:49,719
Speaker 18: but I just feel, I don't know, it feels strange

1702
01:18:49,800 --> 01:18:53,400
Speaker 18: to like actually make that like a conscious like this

1703
01:18:53,600 --> 01:18:54,799
Speaker 18: is what we're doing decisions.

1704
01:18:54,960 --> 01:18:57,800
Speaker 2: You got a good woman there when now here's a

1705
01:18:57,920 --> 01:18:59,640
Speaker 2: question for the ladies because we're like, don't knock at

1706
01:18:59,680 --> 01:19:01,840
Speaker 2: you try and there's people were asking, so people were,

1707
01:19:02,479 --> 01:19:05,240
Speaker 2: you know, mentioning all these different things. Now this woman,

1708
01:19:06,240 --> 01:19:09,439
Speaker 2: she had a tip for the ladies out there, anyone

1709
01:19:09,520 --> 01:19:12,479
Speaker 2: with a vaginant with a vagina like me, if you

1710
01:19:12,600 --> 01:19:15,600
Speaker 2: feel a poop that is stuck at the edge and

1711
01:19:15,720 --> 01:19:19,160
Speaker 2: won't come out, you can just stick your thumb into

1712
01:19:19,240 --> 01:19:22,360
Speaker 2: your vadge and push down and the poop will fall out.

1713
01:19:22,760 --> 01:19:24,559
Speaker 2: What are we still?

1714
01:19:24,640 --> 01:19:26,080
Speaker 3: Don't you try it?

1715
01:19:26,200 --> 01:19:27,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're saying, don't knock it till you try it,

1716
01:19:28,040 --> 01:19:32,600
Speaker 2: because like, being constipated sucks. Right, So my question is

1717
01:19:33,200 --> 01:19:35,920
Speaker 2: number one, ladies, is this a thing like have you

1718
01:19:36,080 --> 01:19:39,080
Speaker 2: done this? And if you haven't done it, now that

1719
01:19:39,160 --> 01:19:40,960
Speaker 2: you know what it is, is it something that you'd

1720
01:19:41,000 --> 01:19:42,320
Speaker 2: be willing to try?

1721
01:19:42,560 --> 01:19:42,760
Speaker 1: Hell?

1722
01:19:42,880 --> 01:19:44,519
Speaker 5: Yes, if it works.

1723
01:19:44,600 --> 01:19:47,040
Speaker 9: Oh my god, why I had to read it so

1724
01:19:47,160 --> 01:19:47,679
Speaker 9: many times?

1725
01:19:47,760 --> 01:19:52,200
Speaker 2: Like if you're I imagine if you're sitting on the toilet,

1726
01:19:52,280 --> 01:19:53,800
Speaker 2: you just take your thumb and you put it in there,

1727
01:19:53,800 --> 01:19:55,920
Speaker 2: and you kind of pushed because you you're pushing down

1728
01:19:56,000 --> 01:20:00,479
Speaker 2: to the water. Hya. Yeah, it's not going Tommy looks discussed.

1729
01:20:00,680 --> 01:20:03,439
Speaker 8: Well, I've never heard of this, and I just can't

1730
01:20:03,520 --> 01:20:07,200
Speaker 8: imagine it being that necessary. But you're not going to

1731
01:20:07,280 --> 01:20:08,800
Speaker 8: be able to pass it if you don't stick your

1732
01:20:08,840 --> 01:20:09,200
Speaker 8: finger up.

1733
01:20:09,720 --> 01:20:10,439
Speaker 7: I'd wait it out.

1734
01:20:10,560 --> 01:20:11,599
Speaker 2: I'm saying, word, it's stuck.

1735
01:20:12,800 --> 01:20:16,479
Speaker 5: She poops every time she peeks. She'll never understand it stuck.

1736
01:20:16,840 --> 01:20:18,280
Speaker 9: Yes, and would you try it?

1737
01:20:19,080 --> 01:20:19,120
Speaker 15: No?

1738
01:20:19,400 --> 01:20:22,840
Speaker 18: Absolutely not. What I want to know is who's the

1739
01:20:22,960 --> 01:20:25,479
Speaker 18: crazy broad who thought, you know what I'm going to try.

1740
01:20:25,840 --> 01:20:27,760
Speaker 18: I'm going to try to stick my thumb up there

1741
01:20:28,360 --> 01:20:29,920
Speaker 18: and wiggle it out.

1742
01:20:30,200 --> 01:20:32,840
Speaker 2: No, you're not putting. You're not putting your thumb. You're

1743
01:20:32,840 --> 01:20:34,840
Speaker 2: not putting your thumb into your butthole. The thumb goes

1744
01:20:34,880 --> 01:20:35,680
Speaker 2: into the other.

1745
01:20:35,960 --> 01:20:36,000
Speaker 11: No.

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01:20:36,280 --> 01:20:41,080
Speaker 18: I know, I understand, But so who is insane enough to.

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01:20:41,080 --> 01:20:42,439
Speaker 2: Think because you're desperate.

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01:20:43,439 --> 01:20:45,720
Speaker 6: I have tried many things when I was like, I'm

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01:20:45,800 --> 01:20:47,360
Speaker 6: going to do this before I go to the ergant.

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01:20:47,360 --> 01:20:48,920
Speaker 2: I mean there have been times where I'm like, man,

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01:20:49,000 --> 01:20:50,599
Speaker 2: I don't know if I'm ever getting this thing out

1752
01:20:51,120 --> 01:20:54,639
Speaker 2: and what I've done, because I can feel almost like crowning, right,

1753
01:20:54,760 --> 01:20:57,360
Speaker 2: Like you can feel, yeah, you can feel the turd

1754
01:20:57,439 --> 01:20:59,680
Speaker 2: crowning because it's like it but it's just like the

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01:20:59,800 --> 01:21:01,439
Speaker 2: cow which is just a little bit too big for

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01:21:01,560 --> 01:21:04,880
Speaker 2: the door the doorframe. Right. So like I have turned

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01:21:05,000 --> 01:21:06,960
Speaker 2: on because we have the butt washing to seat, I

1758
01:21:06,960 --> 01:21:09,439
Speaker 2: will turn on the water, maybe hoping to chip it away,

1759
01:21:09,760 --> 01:21:12,320
Speaker 2: crack it. I kind of chip it away, like do

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01:21:12,479 --> 01:21:15,400
Speaker 2: something like and that doesn't necessarily end up working either,

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01:21:15,439 --> 01:21:17,200
Speaker 2: but like you you start to think, like man, you

1762
01:21:17,800 --> 01:21:19,880
Speaker 2: think like old ketchup bottles, like you would have to

1763
01:21:19,920 --> 01:21:23,479
Speaker 2: take the knife and you get to get things going.

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01:21:23,960 --> 01:21:26,519
Speaker 2: And if you had, like you know, how people break

1765
01:21:26,560 --> 01:21:29,000
Speaker 2: we were talking about how people break into businesses or

1766
01:21:29,040 --> 01:21:33,320
Speaker 2: breaking it from the next the store next to it, whatever,

1767
01:21:33,479 --> 01:21:35,240
Speaker 2: and you kind of tunnel in, like if you if

1768
01:21:35,280 --> 01:21:37,160
Speaker 2: you share a wall with the place you're trying to

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01:21:37,160 --> 01:21:38,400
Speaker 2: get into or trying to do something with.

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01:21:38,720 --> 01:21:41,479
Speaker 5: I can understand not only would I do when I

1771
01:21:41,640 --> 01:21:43,160
Speaker 5: do it, I will report back.

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01:21:43,640 --> 01:21:46,680
Speaker 2: Text chronic constipation over here, and I totally do that.

1773
01:21:49,840 --> 01:21:53,639
Speaker 2: Here's the one five six there done that works great.

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01:21:54,360 --> 01:21:55,799
Speaker 9: Clogged she's never experienced.

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01:21:55,920 --> 01:21:58,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, so, I mean, you know, I guess people people

1776
01:21:58,520 --> 01:22:02,160
Speaker 2: do it. I don't bat wheel, Sammy. Don't knock it

1777
01:22:02,280 --> 01:22:02,880
Speaker 2: till you try it.

1778
01:22:03,080 --> 01:22:03,320
Speaker 9: Listen.

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01:22:03,439 --> 01:22:05,879
Speaker 8: If I was, I mean, if it had been days

1780
01:22:06,160 --> 01:22:08,560
Speaker 8: and it was that bad, then yes, I agree, I

1781
01:22:08,600 --> 01:22:09,519
Speaker 8: would try anything.

1782
01:22:09,560 --> 01:22:11,200
Speaker 9: But I just I guess I didn't.

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01:22:10,960 --> 01:22:13,280
Speaker 2: Understand that this was I've said a number of times

1784
01:22:13,360 --> 01:22:15,200
Speaker 2: for a number of years, if I had a vagina,

1785
01:22:15,280 --> 01:22:17,400
Speaker 2: I would have my hands and fingers in myself all

1786
01:22:17,680 --> 01:22:21,280
Speaker 2: the time. I would know, I totally would true yourself

1787
01:22:21,320 --> 01:22:24,600
Speaker 2: like a puppet. Yeah, you just fiddle with it, you know,

1788
01:22:25,040 --> 01:22:27,519
Speaker 2: I don't know totally would totally would. All right, man,

1789
01:22:27,680 --> 01:22:34,920
Speaker 2: gotta go there, go, there's there's jet.

1790
01:22:36,479 --> 01:22:38,879
Speaker 4: She's missing an opportunity to have a house to herself

1791
01:22:38,960 --> 01:22:39,519
Speaker 4: all the time.

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01:22:39,760 --> 01:22:39,800
Speaker 1: No.

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01:22:40,600 --> 01:22:43,120
Speaker 2: Eight seven seven forty four Wooding text over to two

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01:22:43,240 --> 01:22:53,639
Speaker 2: two nine eight seven. I explained, why would why would

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01:22:53,680 --> 01:22:54,120
Speaker 2: you wish.

1796
01:22:54,000 --> 01:22:54,320
Speaker 3: That on me?

1797
01:22:55,040 --> 01:23:00,679
Speaker 2: Sensitivity trading for a politically correct world show? Care about

1798
01:23:00,720 --> 01:23:05,640
Speaker 2: your feelings? It's gonna do it everybody for Tuesday mornings, right,

1799
01:23:05,920 --> 01:23:08,719
Speaker 2: we're gonna wrap things up. Tell you can find today's

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01:23:08,760 --> 01:23:11,880
Speaker 2: full show podcast. I go into the woodieshow dot com

1801
01:23:12,040 --> 01:23:15,240
Speaker 2: or wherever you get your podcasts. Find that right now

1802
01:23:15,400 --> 01:23:16,640
Speaker 2: Full show podcast.

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01:23:17,040 --> 01:23:17,920
Speaker 1: We are back.

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01:23:17,760 --> 01:23:19,880
Speaker 2: Tomorrow Wednesday here on The Woody Show. Anything you got

1805
01:23:19,920 --> 01:23:21,400
Speaker 2: for us in the meantime you leave on the after

1806
01:23:21,479 --> 01:23:24,200
Speaker 2: hours voicemail that numbers eight seven, seven forty four Woodie.

1807
01:23:24,320 --> 01:23:26,040
Speaker 2: I would also encourage you to find us and follow

1808
01:23:26,160 --> 01:23:28,519
Speaker 2: us on social media. You can find us there at

1809
01:23:28,800 --> 01:23:32,040
Speaker 2: the Woody Show. Greg Gory parting words of wisdom.

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Speaker 4: Please, yeah, be sure to learn from the mistakes of

1811
01:23:34,720 --> 01:23:36,320
Speaker 4: people who take your advice.

1812
01:23:37,920 --> 01:23:38,200
Speaker 1: Get it.

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01:23:39,280 --> 01:23:40,640
Speaker 5: I like that advice.

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01:23:40,680 --> 01:23:41,040
Speaker 14: That was good.

1815
01:23:44,120 --> 01:23:48,479
Speaker 2: Yeah. If I'm not taking my own advice, why would

1816
01:23:48,479 --> 01:23:51,720
Speaker 2: somebody else take it? It works on you? Yeah, all right,

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01:23:51,760 --> 01:23:54,920
Speaker 2: Thank you very much, Greg Gory, Thank you so much

1818
01:23:55,000 --> 01:23:56,960
Speaker 2: for giving the Woody Show some of your valuable time

1819
01:23:57,000 --> 01:23:59,280
Speaker 2: this morning. You know we would appreciate you for that.

1820
01:23:59,800 --> 01:24:01,639
Speaker 2: The rest of you guys can suck it. We'll catch

1821
01:24:01,720 --> 01:24:05,160
Speaker 2: back here on Wednesday. Have a great day. Smdlem your

1822
01:24:05,200 --> 01:24:07,160
Speaker 2: mom's a bitch, was a bitch, and happy holidays. All

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Speaker 2: you host is bitches.