1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:02,680 Speaker 1: This portion of the Joe Show podcast is powered by 2 00:00:02,720 --> 00:00:06,480 Speaker 1: Fair and Faarah Tampa Accident Attorneys. On ninety three three 3 00:00:06,640 --> 00:00:09,840 Speaker 1: fl Z, thank you Ashley, Katie and Jed for helping 4 00:00:09,840 --> 00:00:13,640 Speaker 1: me out on Friday. Friday was off and I was 5 00:00:13,720 --> 00:00:17,560 Speaker 1: at a surgery center in Saint Pete right off a 6 00:00:17,640 --> 00:00:20,639 Speaker 1: fourth Street. I am a total a hole because I 7 00:00:20,680 --> 00:00:23,160 Speaker 1: cannot remember the name of it. But Alyssa was getting 8 00:00:23,720 --> 00:00:29,400 Speaker 1: risk surgery and the whole entire like surgery center, the 9 00:00:30,320 --> 00:00:36,600 Speaker 1: surgeon and the anesthesiologist and all the nurses. They were 10 00:00:36,840 --> 00:00:39,320 Speaker 1: unbelievable on Friday, so I want to thank them. They 11 00:00:39,360 --> 00:00:43,239 Speaker 1: were like super super super cool. And Alyssa had successful surgery. 12 00:00:43,280 --> 00:00:44,919 Speaker 1: She had to get something done on her wrist and 13 00:00:44,960 --> 00:00:48,360 Speaker 1: she's now laying in bed and getting all better right now. 14 00:00:48,760 --> 00:00:52,160 Speaker 1: Over the weekend, it was me, myself and I getting 15 00:00:52,200 --> 00:00:55,320 Speaker 1: some stuff done, which it's about damn time, because Alyssa 16 00:00:55,360 --> 00:00:57,800 Speaker 1: really does She carries like the grun of the work 17 00:00:57,840 --> 00:01:01,080 Speaker 1: when it comes to just like the apartment. Yeah, she 18 00:01:01,120 --> 00:01:03,680 Speaker 1: loves going to Target on the weekends. I don't want 19 00:01:03,680 --> 00:01:06,800 Speaker 1: to go to anywhere, so I stay at home and 20 00:01:06,840 --> 00:01:08,880 Speaker 1: she goes to She does all of that. She also 21 00:01:08,920 --> 00:01:10,840 Speaker 1: doesn't like when I go to Target, because if I 22 00:01:10,880 --> 00:01:13,080 Speaker 1: go to Target, it's it's Joe's side quest. 23 00:01:13,200 --> 00:01:15,960 Speaker 2: I'm like, are you in a game section the toys? 24 00:01:16,160 --> 00:01:17,959 Speaker 3: He's in the lego section for sure. 25 00:01:18,240 --> 00:01:20,680 Speaker 1: I wanted her to know though, that I, like, I 26 00:01:20,720 --> 00:01:23,160 Speaker 1: got everything handled. I wanted to take care of her. 27 00:01:24,520 --> 00:01:27,440 Speaker 1: I've been really sick this past year and she's like 28 00:01:27,480 --> 00:01:28,880 Speaker 1: helped me out with a ton of stuff. So I 29 00:01:28,920 --> 00:01:31,280 Speaker 1: was like, you know what, this is my week to 30 00:01:31,480 --> 00:01:32,400 Speaker 1: just be the man. 31 00:01:32,680 --> 00:01:32,920 Speaker 4: Yeah. 32 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:35,760 Speaker 1: And I'm not talking about like the man like you know, 33 00:01:35,959 --> 00:01:38,720 Speaker 1: like a dude with a penis. I'm talking about the 34 00:01:38,720 --> 00:01:41,280 Speaker 1: main Like, Hey, that's the man right there. That's what 35 00:01:41,319 --> 00:01:45,839 Speaker 1: I wanted to be. So, you know, when to publics 36 00:01:47,120 --> 00:01:51,200 Speaker 1: did the grocery shopping, that's a tough thing to do. 37 00:01:51,760 --> 00:01:53,160 Speaker 4: That's a really tough thing to do. 38 00:01:53,320 --> 00:01:55,880 Speaker 1: I'm a big believer that you don't use push carts, 39 00:01:56,240 --> 00:02:00,720 Speaker 1: can't push your card, can't do all of that. That's 40 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:03,400 Speaker 1: hard to do when you're actually really grocery shopping. I've 41 00:02:03,440 --> 00:02:04,800 Speaker 1: never actually grocery shop. 42 00:02:04,920 --> 00:02:05,520 Speaker 4: That's tough. 43 00:02:06,400 --> 00:02:08,560 Speaker 1: When you got to get paper, towels and toilet paper 44 00:02:08,600 --> 00:02:11,040 Speaker 1: at the same time, that's really tough. And speaking of 45 00:02:11,160 --> 00:02:13,720 Speaker 1: I then went to Target, and I don't know how 46 00:02:13,760 --> 00:02:16,760 Speaker 1: people do it. I genuinely don't. Now, I'm not saying 47 00:02:16,760 --> 00:02:19,640 Speaker 1: this to be funny. I genuinely don't understand how people 48 00:02:19,680 --> 00:02:22,799 Speaker 1: go into Target and get what they want. I went 49 00:02:22,840 --> 00:02:26,000 Speaker 1: into Target. I needed to get toilet paper. I needed 50 00:02:26,040 --> 00:02:29,400 Speaker 1: to get paper towel. I needed to get body soap 51 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:31,200 Speaker 1: for the both of us. We use two different kinds 52 00:02:31,240 --> 00:02:34,080 Speaker 1: of body soap. I needed to get myself deodorant. I 53 00:02:34,120 --> 00:02:37,000 Speaker 1: needed to get shampoo. I had to get multiple things 54 00:02:37,080 --> 00:02:40,040 Speaker 1: of like tail and all advil, all that stuff for Alyssa, 55 00:02:41,840 --> 00:02:44,400 Speaker 1: and then like a couple other things. 56 00:02:44,720 --> 00:02:47,919 Speaker 4: Okay, so that's the list. 57 00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:51,679 Speaker 1: I go and mind you, she's done a lot of 58 00:02:51,720 --> 00:02:54,120 Speaker 1: pain medication and stuff like that, so she'll take the 59 00:02:54,160 --> 00:02:56,400 Speaker 1: pain medicine. She falls asleep, and then she's out of 60 00:02:56,440 --> 00:02:58,960 Speaker 1: business for a couple hours, so she was out of bus. 61 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:02,400 Speaker 4: I couldn't call her. I go to Target, all right. 62 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:08,200 Speaker 1: I come back with a Yoshi Action figure, a Mandalorian 63 00:03:08,240 --> 00:03:12,600 Speaker 1: Action figure, and a memory card for my Nintendo Switch. 64 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:16,080 Speaker 1: I walk through the door and I am in such 65 00:03:16,120 --> 00:03:19,840 Speaker 1: a good mood. I put down the thing. Oh and 66 00:03:19,960 --> 00:03:23,080 Speaker 1: I got a special Nerds candy because Alyssa loves that, 67 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:25,040 Speaker 1: and I want her to wake up and see that. 68 00:03:25,520 --> 00:03:27,240 Speaker 1: So I bring it in and I wake her up 69 00:03:27,240 --> 00:03:30,280 Speaker 1: and she's all excited and then she's like, hey, do 70 00:03:30,360 --> 00:03:35,600 Speaker 1: you have the tail and all? And I'm like, oh, 71 00:03:35,720 --> 00:03:38,920 Speaker 1: I don't understand how because I went in there. I 72 00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:42,280 Speaker 1: got so excited. They got a super Mario Mario Galaxy display. 73 00:03:42,600 --> 00:03:44,760 Speaker 1: Oh I lost my s. 74 00:03:44,840 --> 00:03:46,880 Speaker 2: Win it for one thing, and you didn't even get it. 75 00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:50,160 Speaker 1: No, I like literally only got like the Mario thing. 76 00:03:50,160 --> 00:03:51,040 Speaker 1: You should see the Yoshan. 77 00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:52,840 Speaker 2: That's what happened. Man, all the time. 78 00:03:52,880 --> 00:03:54,920 Speaker 3: I can't tell you how many times this has happened 79 00:03:54,920 --> 00:03:57,600 Speaker 3: to my dad though. Joe growing up for my mom 80 00:03:57,720 --> 00:04:01,240 Speaker 3: has to go to like public, Hey can you go 81 00:04:01,280 --> 00:04:04,320 Speaker 3: to the liquor store and just pick up a bottle 82 00:04:04,360 --> 00:04:07,360 Speaker 3: of wine. We'll come home with like whiskey and whatever. 83 00:04:07,640 --> 00:04:09,560 Speaker 3: Like you go for one thing, walk out with another 84 00:04:09,640 --> 00:04:12,800 Speaker 3: and didn't even do the original task. Joe completed the 85 00:04:12,840 --> 00:04:14,160 Speaker 3: epitome of a side quest. 86 00:04:14,480 --> 00:04:17,840 Speaker 1: It was the best side Quist mission of my life. 87 00:04:18,720 --> 00:04:20,960 Speaker 1: And then I went back to Target, which was cool 88 00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:22,360 Speaker 1: because then I went to a different one. 89 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:25,560 Speaker 4: I always go to the superstore. Oh, that's the best one. 90 00:04:25,680 --> 00:04:30,839 Speaker 1: But the one at the in Tampa. 91 00:04:30,960 --> 00:04:34,000 Speaker 2: No, no, I like the one in Tampa. 92 00:04:35,680 --> 00:04:37,200 Speaker 1: No, I don't like that one. The one that I 93 00:04:37,200 --> 00:04:39,240 Speaker 1: almost got you banned from? Yeah, yeah, no, no, no 94 00:04:40,360 --> 00:04:42,560 Speaker 1: ever going to forget that. What is the one that 95 00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:47,080 Speaker 1: it's the Penilla's Park. It's like the mall, the shopping 96 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:49,200 Speaker 1: center that I don't know what it's called, but anyways, 97 00:04:49,520 --> 00:04:50,600 Speaker 1: that's a list's favorite. 98 00:04:50,640 --> 00:04:54,039 Speaker 4: So I went there and I got even more super 99 00:04:54,080 --> 00:04:56,200 Speaker 4: Mario stuff. I got a ton of super Mario stuff. 100 00:04:56,320 --> 00:04:57,120 Speaker 2: She didn't get a thing. 101 00:04:58,360 --> 00:05:04,960 Speaker 3: Yeah, besides all all those actually that's not supposed to 102 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:08,240 Speaker 3: be for she's supposed to be getting. 103 00:05:07,920 --> 00:05:10,440 Speaker 4: Pain medics are cute. 104 00:05:11,279 --> 00:05:13,080 Speaker 2: Did you go to that other Target just to get 105 00:05:13,160 --> 00:05:15,600 Speaker 2: those because they didn't have. 106 00:05:15,520 --> 00:05:18,600 Speaker 1: A No, I went to Target to get Thailand on 107 00:05:18,960 --> 00:05:25,320 Speaker 1: and alegra okay in toilet paper. You said you went 108 00:05:25,360 --> 00:05:26,120 Speaker 1: to another Target. 109 00:05:26,880 --> 00:05:28,880 Speaker 4: Yeah, they didn't have it. 110 00:05:29,240 --> 00:05:31,760 Speaker 2: They should have all that one at the one location 111 00:05:31,839 --> 00:05:32,200 Speaker 2: they had it. 112 00:05:32,279 --> 00:05:34,240 Speaker 1: I just kept forgetting to get it. So I went 113 00:05:34,279 --> 00:05:36,440 Speaker 1: to Target three times, got it. Then I went to 114 00:05:36,480 --> 00:05:38,600 Speaker 1: the mall. I went to the mall to get Katie 115 00:05:38,680 --> 00:05:43,080 Speaker 1: her birthday gift. I left without her birthday gift, so 116 00:05:43,120 --> 00:05:44,560 Speaker 1: I had to go back to the mall to get 117 00:05:44,560 --> 00:05:45,359 Speaker 1: a birthday gift. 118 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:48,960 Speaker 4: Well, I got so distracted when I was in Dicks. 119 00:05:49,200 --> 00:05:50,880 Speaker 2: It is hard to go to the mall and just 120 00:05:50,920 --> 00:05:51,920 Speaker 2: stop for anybody else. 121 00:05:51,960 --> 00:05:54,600 Speaker 4: I'm not gonna lie. Oh my god, your man. I 122 00:05:54,680 --> 00:05:56,000 Speaker 4: ended up in shoe Palace. 123 00:05:57,960 --> 00:06:01,320 Speaker 1: I've never bought anything from shoe Palate sneakers, but I 124 00:06:01,400 --> 00:06:03,400 Speaker 1: like to walk in there and then anytime I ever 125 00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:05,640 Speaker 1: show them as no one ever asked me at shoe 126 00:06:05,680 --> 00:06:06,760 Speaker 1: Palace if I want any help. 127 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:08,880 Speaker 4: I think it's because I'm too white or something. I 128 00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:09,599 Speaker 4: just look at you. 129 00:06:10,560 --> 00:06:13,440 Speaker 2: Palace, and I look at you, dude. 130 00:06:13,520 --> 00:06:15,640 Speaker 1: They've never walked up to me and been like, hey, 131 00:06:15,680 --> 00:06:17,840 Speaker 1: you want any bag, so they don't ask you. 132 00:06:18,120 --> 00:06:20,200 Speaker 4: I've never set with a bag, all right, So it's 133 00:06:20,200 --> 00:06:22,440 Speaker 4: not a white thing. No, it's money wundering up. 134 00:06:22,480 --> 00:06:22,960 Speaker 1: It is. 135 00:06:23,120 --> 00:06:24,039 Speaker 4: They walk up to me. 136 00:06:24,160 --> 00:06:26,000 Speaker 1: They've never walked up to me, And anytime I walk 137 00:06:26,080 --> 00:06:27,760 Speaker 1: up to them with a shoe, they're like, we only 138 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:29,920 Speaker 1: have one size and that I'm like, one size. 139 00:06:29,920 --> 00:06:31,839 Speaker 4: You guys are supposed to be competing with foot locker. 140 00:06:31,839 --> 00:06:32,560 Speaker 4: How do you want to say? 141 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:33,760 Speaker 2: I only talk to moms, but. 142 00:06:33,880 --> 00:06:36,520 Speaker 4: Kids they don't. They don't talk to me at all. 143 00:06:37,279 --> 00:06:39,120 Speaker 1: Anyone's got a kid that I can bring into the 144 00:06:39,120 --> 00:06:41,240 Speaker 1: Shoe Palace so they can ask me if I want anything, 145 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:41,560 Speaker 1: let me. 146 00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:44,240 Speaker 3: Kid, Joe. I kind of like where your head is 147 00:06:44,279 --> 00:06:46,400 Speaker 3: and all of this because think about when you play 148 00:06:46,480 --> 00:06:48,919 Speaker 3: video games, and I know this is probably bad analogy, 149 00:06:49,680 --> 00:06:53,080 Speaker 3: but typically speaking, it's kind of nice to finish the 150 00:06:53,160 --> 00:06:56,360 Speaker 3: side quest first and then do the met Yeah, I 151 00:06:56,400 --> 00:06:59,480 Speaker 3: want to have one hundred percent completion or any Your 152 00:06:59,520 --> 00:07:02,280 Speaker 3: side quest are super easy to do, so why not 153 00:07:02,440 --> 00:07:04,960 Speaker 3: just knock out the side quest, then the main mission 154 00:07:04,960 --> 00:07:07,400 Speaker 3: because that's gonna take most of your time, then you 155 00:07:07,440 --> 00:07:09,640 Speaker 3: finish your meal. That's how it should be done. 156 00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:11,320 Speaker 2: That's how you shopped with Jaz. 157 00:07:11,440 --> 00:07:12,240 Speaker 3: Was she mad at you? 158 00:07:12,360 --> 00:07:14,920 Speaker 4: By the way, Joe, for like she has no idea 159 00:07:14,920 --> 00:07:15,440 Speaker 4: what's going on? 160 00:07:15,600 --> 00:07:15,680 Speaker 1: No? 161 00:07:16,120 --> 00:07:19,120 Speaker 4: Yeah, good idea. You can get away with so much? 162 00:07:19,240 --> 00:07:21,200 Speaker 4: Oh yeah, and by the way, get away with so much. 163 00:07:21,240 --> 00:07:22,480 Speaker 4: You know what I did. I played a lot of 164 00:07:22,560 --> 00:07:23,120 Speaker 4: video games. 165 00:07:23,120 --> 00:07:23,680 Speaker 3: Okay good. 166 00:07:23,760 --> 00:07:24,320 Speaker 4: I believe that 167 00:07:24,840 --> 00:07:27,360 Speaker 1: This portion of The Joe Show podcast is powered by 168 00:07:27,360 --> 00:07:29,920 Speaker 1: Fair and Farah, Tampa Accident Attorneys.