WEBVTT - Bianca Peed the Bed

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<v Speaker 1>Real quick.

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<v Speaker 2>God, Bianca had something embarrassing happened to her last night.

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<v Speaker 2>Bianca's put together a nice little plan for us the

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<v Speaker 2>last couple of days.

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<v Speaker 3>I just missed Lydia being mean to me.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she's not. No, you know what she is.

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<v Speaker 2>She's teaching you, She's she's molding you, she's big sistering you.

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<v Speaker 4>True.

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<v Speaker 2>She needed to do that last night before you went

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<v Speaker 2>to bed, because what happened? Wait, what happened last night? Bianca?

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<v Speaker 3>So I was, guys, this is so embarrassing. So last night,

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<v Speaker 3>I before I went to bed, I kind of had

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<v Speaker 3>to go to the bathroom, but I just I was like,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, I'm too lazy to get up, So I

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<v Speaker 3>just went back to bed. And I had a dream

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<v Speaker 3>last night that I was hanging out with Lydia and

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, hey, where's your bathroom? So I had

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<v Speaker 3>a dream that I was using the bathroom at Lydia's

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<v Speaker 3>house and I woke up in the middle of the

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<v Speaker 3>night of me paying in my bed.

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<v Speaker 4>What good?

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<v Speaker 3>So embarrassing. I don't know how that I've never peed

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<v Speaker 3>my bed by.

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<v Speaker 5>It up and like, strip your sheet and.

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<v Speaker 3>You guys were talking about clean my sheets yesterday so

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<v Speaker 3>that's what I'm doing today.

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<v Speaker 1>No, did you wake up in the middle of it?

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<v Speaker 1>Or you just I woke up in the middle of

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<v Speaker 1>the peak? Did you finish? You finished?

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<v Speaker 6>So disgusting.

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<v Speaker 2>So when you when you woke up and you had

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<v Speaker 2>peede a little bit in the bed, you go to

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<v Speaker 2>the bathroom, pete, Do you then sleep in the same

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<v Speaker 2>bed or where'd you sleep?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 3>I took all my sheets off and I slept on

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<v Speaker 3>my bear mattress.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, so it just got on the Did it

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<v Speaker 2>get to the mattress or it got.

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<v Speaker 3>All my clothes, It got on my sheet, it got

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<v Speaker 3>on my top sheet cover, and it got on my

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<v Speaker 3>waterproof mattress topper.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank god, you have the stay all right. Let me

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<v Speaker 1>be honest with this one. We all got to share.

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<v Speaker 2>When's the last time, as a grown ass adult that

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<v Speaker 2>we've ever wet the bed? Mine was probably maybe a

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<v Speaker 2>decade ago. Really, Yeah, it was a drunken night, it was.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a similar situation. It was a late late

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<v Speaker 2>night fair and a dream that required me peeing in

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<v Speaker 2>the urine.

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<v Speaker 1>The next thing I know, I'm peeing on me. I

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<v Speaker 1>was not a good situation.

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<v Speaker 2>And the worst is I was wearing a pair of

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<v Speaker 2>shorts that were.

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<v Speaker 1>Like kind of like grayish.

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<v Speaker 2>So when I stopped peeing, Chelsea woke up because I

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<v Speaker 2>jumped up out of bed so fast, and she goes,

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<v Speaker 2>everything okay, and I go, yeah, no, everything's fine, and

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<v Speaker 2>she goes, really and I get up out of bed.

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<v Speaker 2>I turn and look at her, and she sees a

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<v Speaker 2>big wet spot there by the night my pants and

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<v Speaker 2>she goes, did you just pee yourself? And I'm like, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>like I couldn't even hide it. It's the worst, bro,

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<v Speaker 2>I haven't been on myself as an adult. You never

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<v Speaker 2>not as an adult.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I've never.

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<v Speaker 7>Like I've had dreams, I promise you, I've had dreams

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<v Speaker 7>where you know, something else, you know happened but it wasn't.

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<v Speaker 1>But I haven't. I haven't bet on myself at all.

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<v Speaker 5>I was a senior in high school and we were

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<v Speaker 5>on a family vacation and the worst part was I

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<v Speaker 5>was sharing a bed with my sister Jacqueline, and I

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<v Speaker 5>don't know what the heck happened, but I peed the

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<v Speaker 5>bed all over me, all over her, God and she.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't live it down until this day.

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<v Speaker 2>And that is, by the way, the most embarrassing thing

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<v Speaker 2>is when you pee and you're in a bed with

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<v Speaker 2>somebody else like PM. That's like so embarrassing because you

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<v Speaker 2>can't even lie about it like Biyance Beyonca could have

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<v Speaker 2>if she wanted to, not told us this. Yeah, this

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<v Speaker 2>shows you, honestly the level of family that we are

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<v Speaker 2>here and a real one you are. You're a wet

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<v Speaker 2>one eight four four Mojo Live eight four four six

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<v Speaker 2>six five sixty four eight Texas ninety five five zero zero.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, I know that people have grown ass adult pede,

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<v Speaker 2>especially in these drunk situations. I can believe that.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 7>Now I will say I dood it on myself one

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<v Speaker 7>time you did. I was drunk as hell, bro. I

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<v Speaker 7>woke up, went to the bathroom because I thought I

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<v Speaker 7>had to pee. Yeah, pulled my pants down, look down

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<v Speaker 7>and it was brown. I say, oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll set somebody else house.

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<v Speaker 5>But I feel like a lot of people have those

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<v Speaker 5>like we didn't make it moments. I've had those many, many,

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<v Speaker 5>many times. Did they ever want to admit.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on, this is a legit one here? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Jay hung up, j Come on, j J callback that

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<v Speaker 2>was too good. Jay hung up the phone. I had

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<v Speaker 2>a legitimate one. I would appeede ja in that position too,

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<v Speaker 2>So feel free you can call back.

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<v Speaker 1>What's up, Marvin, how you doing?

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, what's going on? Mozoe?

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, we're celebrating Bianca peeing in her bed last night.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you ever done this?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, I have, It's been a while ago, but yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>you know you had those dreams you're trying to find

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<v Speaker 4>little drains in the basement. You found it everywhere, so

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<v Speaker 4>you can tell you use the bathroom. And it happened.

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<v Speaker 4>I was visiting my mom in California, and uh, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>you catch yourself and you can't believe that you're using

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<v Speaker 4>the bathroom on yourself. But my daughter was like little

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<v Speaker 4>at the time. So I woke up and tried to

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<v Speaker 4>clean up it, and my wife woke up, like, what happened? What?

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<v Speaker 4>But what happened? I said, Oh, the baby pea.

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<v Speaker 1>God, that's a good strategy. I don't blame him.

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<v Speaker 2>You can blame him for farts, you can't blame him

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<v Speaker 2>for peeing. You got to take ownership of that one.

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<v Speaker 2>Hold on a second, Brandy, how long ago was it

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<v Speaker 2>that you peed the bed?

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<v Speaker 6>Like three years ago?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay?

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<v Speaker 6>I had taken in one of my extraits. It was

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<v Speaker 6>either a sperracuil or transil. It was a really high dose.

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<v Speaker 6>And I slept entirely through it. Did not know until

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<v Speaker 6>I went to, you know, get up to go to

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<v Speaker 6>the bathroom like later in real life, and I was

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<v Speaker 6>chunking wet and pee it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's awful.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's you know what, that's medicated. Peace, are understandable

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<v Speaker 2>that happens to you. You gotta be careful of that.

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<v Speaker 2>One hold on. Lauren is Dayton a peer? What's up?

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<v Speaker 1>Lauren high high?

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<v Speaker 4>So me and my boyfriend we had just got together

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<v Speaker 4>for maybe like a few months, and.

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<v Speaker 1>We were drinking together.

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<v Speaker 7>He didn't go to the bathroom before bed, totally peede

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<v Speaker 7>the whole entire bed.

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<v Speaker 3>I slept through it.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't even know.

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<v Speaker 1>I woke up.

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<v Speaker 4>I was soaking wet in his pits the whole bed.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, we're together and you're still love. That

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<v Speaker 1>is love.

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<v Speaker 6>We have a kids together together.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh.

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<v Speaker 7>Well, you know what, the relationship that peece together stays together.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I'm learning here.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's right.

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<v Speaker 2>At least he's not blaming the baby. What's going on, Sherry?

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<v Speaker 2>How you doing?

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<v Speaker 7>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Great many years back, really really really drunk, woke up.

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<v Speaker 6>My closet was on the other wall to my bathroom.

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<v Speaker 6>I woke up in the middle of peeing in a

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<v Speaker 6>box in my closet.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought it was a bathroom. Do you know how

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<v Speaker 1>many people I hear have done that.

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<v Speaker 5>My sister did it in her clothing camp for same

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<v Speaker 5>and sat down and everything.

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<v Speaker 2>I've always heard this with people that take in the box. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I always. She was saying, you said sitting right, You

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<v Speaker 2>didn't say the other word. Okay, good?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, you know how many times people will

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<v Speaker 2>say that they'll take like a sleeping aid, and they'll

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<v Speaker 2>there's sleeping able all of a sudden, Yeah, yeah, yeah, Lynn,

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<v Speaker 2>What did you want to say to Bianca?

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<v Speaker 6>Hi, Leanta, it happened. I don't care what anybody says Mojo.

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<v Speaker 6>As an adult, sometimes we have these dreams and I

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<v Speaker 6>don't know why they're so real, but it happened to me.

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<v Speaker 6>I was thirty years old. I was dreaming that I

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<v Speaker 6>wasn't me. I was sitting on the toilet like it

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<v Speaker 6>was very real, and I was I literally started ping

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<v Speaker 6>mode and I.

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<v Speaker 2>Woke up and I was like, oh my god, I

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<v Speaker 2>wonder how many times people have ever dreamed that they

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<v Speaker 2>were sitting on the toilet pean and they woke up

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<v Speaker 2>and they were squatting standing in the.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I wasn't squatting, like I was just laying there,

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<v Speaker 6>But I literally was dreaming it, except like like you,

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<v Speaker 6>I jumped up out of bed. I stop peing, Like

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<v Speaker 6>how do you stop making yourself peak like that?

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<v Speaker 1>I know, no, you can't. You can't shut the valve

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<v Speaker 1>or kink the hose. It's it's impossible. You ever try

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<v Speaker 1>to You ever try to pee?

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<v Speaker 2>Like on a golf course and somebody's pulling up in

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<v Speaker 2>a golf cart and you're like, oh crap, and.

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<v Speaker 1>You're like, I gotta stop because you don't want them

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<v Speaker 1>to see you. Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>Day you worked at a bar and a guy pete

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<v Speaker 2>in front of.

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<v Speaker 6>You, so he had pete.

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<v Speaker 4>But I was sitting there because we couldn't let anybody in.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like max capacity.

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<v Speaker 6>And I'm sitting there next to my friends.

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<v Speaker 4>She works at the front two and we look over

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<v Speaker 4>and I stopped on the shout. I'm like, did that.

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<v Speaker 6>Guy just pay himself? And fuss? And we all sit

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<v Speaker 6>there trying not to laugh because but he was so

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<v Speaker 6>drunk he didn't even know this.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god,