Speaker 1: Real quick.
Speaker 2: God, Bianca had something embarrassing happened to her last night.
Speaker 2: Bianca's put together a nice little plan for us the
Speaker 2: last couple of days.
Speaker 3: I just missed Lydia being mean to me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's not. No, you know what she is.
Speaker 2: She's teaching you, She's she's molding you, she's big sistering you.
Speaker 4: True.
Speaker 2: She needed to do that last night before you went
Speaker 2: to bed, because what happened? Wait, what happened last night? Bianca?
Speaker 3: So I was, guys, this is so embarrassing. So last night,
Speaker 3: I before I went to bed, I kind of had
Speaker 3: to go to the bathroom, but I just I was like,
Speaker 3: you know, I'm too lazy to get up, So I
Speaker 3: just went back to bed. And I had a dream
Speaker 3: last night that I was hanging out with Lydia and
Speaker 3: I was like, hey, where's your bathroom? So I had
Speaker 3: a dream that I was using the bathroom at Lydia's
Speaker 3: house and I woke up in the middle of the
Speaker 3: night of me paying in my bed.
Speaker 4: What good?
Speaker 3: So embarrassing. I don't know how that I've never peed
Speaker 3: my bed by.
Speaker 5: It up and like, strip your sheet and.
Speaker 3: You guys were talking about clean my sheets yesterday so
Speaker 3: that's what I'm doing today.
Speaker 1: No, did you wake up in the middle of it?
Speaker 1: Or you just I woke up in the middle of
Speaker 1: the peak? Did you finish? You finished?
Speaker 6: So disgusting.
Speaker 2: So when you when you woke up and you had
Speaker 2: peede a little bit in the bed, you go to
Speaker 2: the bathroom, pete, Do you then sleep in the same
Speaker 2: bed or where'd you sleep?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: I took all my sheets off and I slept on
Speaker 3: my bear mattress.
Speaker 2: Oh no, so it just got on the Did it
Speaker 2: get to the mattress or it got.
Speaker 3: All my clothes, It got on my sheet, it got
Speaker 3: on my top sheet cover, and it got on my
Speaker 3: waterproof mattress topper.
Speaker 1: Thank god, you have the stay all right. Let me
Speaker 1: be honest with this one. We all got to share.
Speaker 2: When's the last time, as a grown ass adult that
Speaker 2: we've ever wet the bed? Mine was probably maybe a
Speaker 2: decade ago. Really, Yeah, it was a drunken night, it was.
Speaker 2: It was a similar situation. It was a late late
Speaker 2: night fair and a dream that required me peeing in
Speaker 2: the urine.
Speaker 1: The next thing I know, I'm peeing on me. I
Speaker 1: was not a good situation.
Speaker 2: And the worst is I was wearing a pair of
Speaker 2: shorts that were.
Speaker 1: Like kind of like grayish.
Speaker 2: So when I stopped peeing, Chelsea woke up because I
Speaker 2: jumped up out of bed so fast, and she goes,
Speaker 2: everything okay, and I go, yeah, no, everything's fine, and
Speaker 2: she goes, really and I get up out of bed.
Speaker 2: I turn and look at her, and she sees a
Speaker 2: big wet spot there by the night my pants and
Speaker 2: she goes, did you just pee yourself? And I'm like, yes,
Speaker 2: like I couldn't even hide it. It's the worst, bro,
Speaker 2: I haven't been on myself as an adult. You never
Speaker 2: not as an adult.
Speaker 1: No, I've never.
Speaker 7: Like I've had dreams, I promise you, I've had dreams
Speaker 7: where you know, something else, you know happened but it wasn't.
Speaker 1: But I haven't. I haven't bet on myself at all.
Speaker 5: I was a senior in high school and we were
Speaker 5: on a family vacation and the worst part was I
Speaker 5: was sharing a bed with my sister Jacqueline, and I
Speaker 5: don't know what the heck happened, but I peed the
Speaker 5: bed all over me, all over her, God and she.
Speaker 5: I don't live it down until this day.
Speaker 2: And that is, by the way, the most embarrassing thing
Speaker 2: is when you pee and you're in a bed with
Speaker 2: somebody else like PM. That's like so embarrassing because you
Speaker 2: can't even lie about it like Biyance Beyonca could have
Speaker 2: if she wanted to, not told us this. Yeah, this
Speaker 2: shows you, honestly the level of family that we are
Speaker 2: here and a real one you are. You're a wet
Speaker 2: one eight four four Mojo Live eight four four six
Speaker 2: six five sixty four eight Texas ninety five five zero zero.
Speaker 2: Come on, I know that people have grown ass adult pede,
Speaker 2: especially in these drunk situations. I can believe that.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Now I will say I dood it on myself one
Speaker 7: time you did. I was drunk as hell, bro. I
Speaker 7: woke up, went to the bathroom because I thought I
Speaker 7: had to pee. Yeah, pulled my pants down, look down
Speaker 7: and it was brown. I say, oh my god.
Speaker 1: I'll set somebody else house.
Speaker 5: But I feel like a lot of people have those
Speaker 5: like we didn't make it moments. I've had those many, many,
Speaker 5: many times. Did they ever want to admit.
Speaker 1: Hold on, this is a legit one here? Oh?
Speaker 2: Jay hung up, j Come on, j J callback that
Speaker 2: was too good. Jay hung up the phone. I had
Speaker 2: a legitimate one. I would appeede ja in that position too,
Speaker 2: So feel free you can call back.
Speaker 1: What's up, Marvin, how you doing?
Speaker 4: Hey, what's going on? Mozoe?
Speaker 2: Hey, we're celebrating Bianca peeing in her bed last night.
Speaker 1: Have you ever done this?
Speaker 4: Yes, I have, It's been a while ago, but yeah,
Speaker 4: you know you had those dreams you're trying to find
Speaker 4: little drains in the basement. You found it everywhere, so
Speaker 4: you can tell you use the bathroom. And it happened.
Speaker 4: I was visiting my mom in California, and uh, you know,
Speaker 4: you catch yourself and you can't believe that you're using
Speaker 4: the bathroom on yourself. But my daughter was like little
Speaker 4: at the time. So I woke up and tried to
Speaker 4: clean up it, and my wife woke up, like, what happened? What?
Speaker 4: But what happened? I said, Oh, the baby pea.
Speaker 1: God, that's a good strategy. I don't blame him.
Speaker 2: You can blame him for farts, you can't blame him
Speaker 2: for peeing. You got to take ownership of that one.
Speaker 2: Hold on a second, Brandy, how long ago was it
Speaker 2: that you peed the bed?
Speaker 6: Like three years ago?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 6: I had taken in one of my extraits. It was
Speaker 6: either a sperracuil or transil. It was a really high dose.
Speaker 6: And I slept entirely through it. Did not know until
Speaker 6: I went to, you know, get up to go to
Speaker 6: the bathroom like later in real life, and I was
Speaker 6: chunking wet and pee it.
Speaker 1: Oh that's awful.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's you know what, that's medicated. Peace, are understandable
Speaker 2: that happens to you. You gotta be careful of that.
Speaker 2: One hold on. Lauren is Dayton a peer? What's up?
Speaker 1: Lauren high high?
Speaker 4: So me and my boyfriend we had just got together
Speaker 4: for maybe like a few months, and.
Speaker 1: We were drinking together.
Speaker 7: He didn't go to the bathroom before bed, totally peede
Speaker 7: the whole entire bed.
Speaker 3: I slept through it.
Speaker 2: I didn't even know.
Speaker 1: I woke up.
Speaker 4: I was soaking wet in his pits the whole bed.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we're together and you're still love. That
Speaker 1: is love.
Speaker 6: We have a kids together together.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 7: Well, you know what, the relationship that peece together stays together.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm learning here.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2: At least he's not blaming the baby. What's going on, Sherry?
Speaker 2: How you doing?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 2: Great many years back, really really really drunk, woke up.
Speaker 6: My closet was on the other wall to my bathroom.
Speaker 6: I woke up in the middle of peeing in a
Speaker 6: box in my closet.
Speaker 1: I thought it was a bathroom. Do you know how
Speaker 1: many people I hear have done that.
Speaker 5: My sister did it in her clothing camp for same
Speaker 5: and sat down and everything.
Speaker 2: I've always heard this with people that take in the box. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I always. She was saying, you said sitting right, You
Speaker 2: didn't say the other word. Okay, good?
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: By the way, you know how many times people will
Speaker 2: say that they'll take like a sleeping aid, and they'll
Speaker 2: there's sleeping able all of a sudden, Yeah, yeah, yeah, Lynn,
Speaker 2: What did you want to say to Bianca?
Speaker 6: Hi, Leanta, it happened. I don't care what anybody says Mojo.
Speaker 6: As an adult, sometimes we have these dreams and I
Speaker 6: don't know why they're so real, but it happened to me.
Speaker 6: I was thirty years old. I was dreaming that I
Speaker 6: wasn't me. I was sitting on the toilet like it
Speaker 6: was very real, and I was I literally started ping
Speaker 6: mode and I.
Speaker 2: Woke up and I was like, oh my god, I
Speaker 2: wonder how many times people have ever dreamed that they
Speaker 2: were sitting on the toilet pean and they woke up
Speaker 2: and they were squatting standing in the.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I wasn't squatting, like I was just laying there,
Speaker 6: But I literally was dreaming it, except like like you,
Speaker 6: I jumped up out of bed. I stop peing, Like
Speaker 6: how do you stop making yourself peak like that?
Speaker 1: I know, no, you can't. You can't shut the valve
Speaker 1: or kink the hose. It's it's impossible. You ever try
Speaker 1: to You ever try to pee?
Speaker 2: Like on a golf course and somebody's pulling up in
Speaker 2: a golf cart and you're like, oh crap, and.
Speaker 1: You're like, I gotta stop because you don't want them
Speaker 1: to see you. Uh.
Speaker 2: Day you worked at a bar and a guy pete
Speaker 2: in front of.
Speaker 6: You, so he had pete.
Speaker 4: But I was sitting there because we couldn't let anybody in.
Speaker 1: It was like max capacity.
Speaker 6: And I'm sitting there next to my friends.
Speaker 4: She works at the front two and we look over
Speaker 4: and I stopped on the shout. I'm like, did that.
Speaker 6: Guy just pay himself? And fuss? And we all sit
Speaker 6: there trying not to laugh because but he was so
Speaker 6: drunk he didn't even know this.
Speaker 1: Oh my god,