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Speaker 1: This is Rovers Morning Glory.

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Speaker 2: Rover.

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Speaker 1: I had my clies everywhere, Charlie, you wanted to read

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Speaker 1: to take swallowing on Jeffrey I'm.

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Speaker 3: A sexual racket up.

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Speaker 4: Screening on roverradio dot com Rovers Morning Glory dies.

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Speaker 5: Now alright, Charlie, you uh, someone called and they wanted

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Speaker 5: an update. Yes, he said that some sort of tax issue. Now,

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Speaker 5: Charlie never Charlie paid his taxes?

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Speaker 1: Well you didn't. Well you you filed.

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Speaker 6: Your tax filed, gave my bank account infoe right, and

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Speaker 6: they refused to take Now, this is the federal government

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Speaker 6: refuses to take the money out right the state.

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Speaker 1: How much are we talking? Thousands of dollars? It's a

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Speaker 1: significant amount of money. And that's for twenty nineteen texts. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I've not done my twenty twenty taxes.

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Speaker 5: Yet it's still a year more than yeah, probably about

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Speaker 5: a year since you file those taxes and they have

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Speaker 5: not taken the money out, refused to and you've called.

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Speaker 5: Have you called the actual FEDS about this or have

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Speaker 5: you only called your tech?

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Speaker 1: They're coming to me now, they're making house calls.

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Speaker 6: So yesterday I'm doing the aftermath and I get a

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Speaker 6: text from my girlfriend that just said the Ohio Department

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Speaker 6: of Taxation just came looking for you. Two guys knocked

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Speaker 6: on the door and showed me badges and gave me

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Speaker 6: a business card, said they had a couple questions for you.

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Speaker 1: So this freaks me out. Boy, that's not good. And

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Speaker 1: I'm like, she's like on a You're on a fugitive list.

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Speaker 6: I'm like, well, what could this be about, because I

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Speaker 6: don't they would have sent like a letter right first,

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Speaker 6: like hey, where are your taxes? Got nothing like this

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Speaker 6: or now They just a phone call or phone call anything.

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Speaker 6: They just show up and then Chris tells us what

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Speaker 6: were they wearing? She said hoodies and I said, well,

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Speaker 6: this seems sketchy. And the business card she opened the

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Speaker 6: door he had they had the badges up and then

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Speaker 6: the business card the it's agent Smith. No, I swear

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Speaker 6: to god, John Well, I said, I'm not gonna say

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Speaker 6: the first name, but even Smith.

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, okay, this seems like a cimy wearing

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Speaker 6: So I'm like, well, this is It's really scary if

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Speaker 6: it's two dudes trying to rob me or something or

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Speaker 6: rob my house that scary. If it's a tax people,

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Speaker 6: that's also the criminal division of the tax. So I'm

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Speaker 6: now a tax criminal tax criminal, not just like I

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Speaker 6: didn't pay taxes or whatever. I'm a tax criminal criminal.

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Speaker 6: So this is freaking me out. I try to call,

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Speaker 6: so they leave a business card to keep trying to call.

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Speaker 6: I call Agent Smith five times, no answer. I'm like, okay,

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Speaker 1: Then I called it just ring or is it like

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Speaker 1: an actual ring goes to a voicemail huh? I believe

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Speaker 6: So then I look up the tax website and I

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Speaker 6: find their number and called. I said, you know, I'm

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Speaker 6: gonna just call them directly and then they will be

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Speaker 6: able to tell me what's up. So I call them,

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Speaker 6: so I'll hold it for twenty minutes, still freaking out,

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Speaker 6: don't know what this is about. And they tell me

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Speaker 6: Agent Smith is a real person. He was at my house.

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Speaker 6: He was looking for me. So now I'm scared because now, okay,

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Speaker 6: at least it's not a home invader that was coming

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Speaker 6: in my house now, but now the.

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Speaker 1: It's almost worse. I've got the fence on me, I

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Speaker 1: got the GM in on you. He actually would want

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Speaker 1: it to be a home invader, come a think rather

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Speaker 1: that at that point, who's ever had them come to

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Ever I've had a letter like you know, makes sense?

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Speaker 8: Yeah, but you haven't done anything wrong?

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Speaker 1: And I get paid? Are you talking about d or

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Speaker 1: was there some sort of Well then I'm filing error?

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Speaker 7: Is there?

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Speaker 6: Are they going after the guy that charged me in

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Speaker 6: my peace of Mind? Maybe she's been embezzling my funds

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Speaker 6: and they have questions for me.

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Speaker 1: There's a million different things.

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Speaker 5: Did your peace of Mind money actually make it to

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Speaker 1: Or did he just absconde? Does that works on the beach?

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Speaker 8: Money's in your account though he never.

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Speaker 6: Well, yeah, that money then's supposed to pay in my account,

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Speaker 6: but who knows? Maybe he, you know, cooks the books

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Speaker 6: and now did the books are cooked?

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Speaker 1: Got rich off peace of Mind? All right, it's possible.

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Speaker 9: It's all possible.

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Speaker 1: Huh.

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Speaker 6: And so then I asked the lady and thought, I said,

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Speaker 6: all right, well, agent Smith's real what is this about?

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Speaker 6: And she goes, I can't say. I said, oh, my

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Speaker 6: under investigation. She goes, I can't tell you, And I'm like, oh,

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Speaker 6: this is scary. This is even worse now that like,

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Speaker 6: now there's secret meetings about me and stuff you wrapped

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Speaker 6: up in the Epstein Maxwell, what is going on here?

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Speaker 1: Uh?

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Speaker 6: So then I agent Smith finally calls me back and

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Speaker 6: he says, and again I'm freaking. I goes, do you

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Speaker 6: on a squirrel table business? And I said yeah. He's like,

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Speaker 6: do you know you're supposed to pay sales tax? And

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Speaker 6: I said yeah, and he goes, well you're not. And

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Speaker 6: I said, well, haven't done my taxes yet. I'm gonna

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Speaker 6: pay that and he goes, no, no, you have to do

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Speaker 6: it monthly. So he said somebody I didn't know this,

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Speaker 6: and he was actually totally cool and said somebody called

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Speaker 6: and complained And I said, who who would call him?

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Speaker 1: He's like, I don't know. They think they must think.

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Speaker 6: I was very surprised when I went to your website

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Speaker 6: And this is usually I'm investigating million dollar companies and stuff.

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Speaker 6: He said, somebody is out to get you and there

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Speaker 6: they ratted you out to me and I was like, well,

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Speaker 6: that's nuts. So all he basically said was I have

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Speaker 6: to set up a vendor's license and that's it.

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Speaker 1: I'm up set. So someone has a someone an anonymous

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Speaker 1: has a mole with a bole. Uh, someone has perhaps

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Speaker 1: even ordered merchandise from you and then turned around and

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Speaker 6: Yes, it could be a competing squirrel table business. I

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Speaker 6: don't know what I've gotten myself into. I dove in pretty,

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Speaker 6: I dove in head first of the biz. I didn't

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Speaker 6: I've uh the five different families of squirrel tables because

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Speaker 6: they're all over I mean, I'm not the only person

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Speaker 6: selling these. These are not even my invention. These are

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Speaker 6: and I'm doing okay making these little squirrel picking tables out.

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Speaker 6: I would, yes, and now other there's been other people.

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Speaker 6: I'm not the first one in the game. Yeah, but

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Speaker 6: I'm not doing too bad. So that's it. So all

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Speaker 6: he said was because I thought I could just I'm

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Speaker 6: an idiot. I'm not how to set up a bit.

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Speaker 6: I wasn't expecting to even start a business The way

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Speaker 6: I've got a business going. I was not expecting it

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Speaker 1: Me, but they have now. I don't know.

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Speaker 5: I know when through my company, I get a form

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Speaker 5: at the end of the year and it says, I

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Speaker 5: don't know what the form is called, but in order

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Speaker 5: to purchase something online, you have to use a credit card,

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Speaker 5: and so you have a company that handles that for you,

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Speaker 5: and they send you a form, and if you don't

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Speaker 5: report that on your taxes, that would be a red

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Speaker 5: flash and they would say, well, how come this you

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Speaker 5: you processed?

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Speaker 1: You know, I'm just making up a number. A million dollars.

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Speaker 5: You processed that your credit card processor says that you

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Speaker 5: received a million dollars.

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Speaker 8: Oh, and they send it to the tax company that

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Speaker 8: goes that.

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Speaker 5: Goes to the irs or to whoever or whatever. And

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Speaker 5: then if you don't report that, but.

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Speaker 8: He hasn't done his taxes, See.

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Speaker 6: That's what and I but that's different. What you're saying

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Speaker 6: is different. So that's when I was living under the assumption.

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Speaker 6: I was like, when I go do my taxes, I'm gonna.

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Speaker 9: Go show them the stuff I've sold and they'll.

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Speaker 6: Figure it out. Apparently, that's not you're supposed to do it.

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Speaker 6: You're supposed to pay. And he's like, you know, you're

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Speaker 6: supposed to be charging sales tax. And he's like, yeah,

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Speaker 6: I'm collecting it.

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Speaker 1: I'm not.

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Speaker 6: It doesn't stay on the website like sales tax. But

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Speaker 6: I'll just take off, you know whatever percentage back and

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Speaker 6: I'll give it to you. That's not Yeah, He's like,

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Speaker 6: that's not you do that. And I was like, I

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Speaker 6: don't know. He's like, you have to charge it up front.

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Speaker 6: I said, oh, I thought I could just take all

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Speaker 6: at my total of the file. It'll be like, you're

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Speaker 6: seven percent of this. So no, I'm supposed to do

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Speaker 6: it monthly. Guy's actually super cool. He's I have to

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Speaker 6: set up a vendor's license. I have to set up

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Speaker 1: Now are you on? Is he like your probation officer?

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Speaker 1: Now do you have to check in with You do

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Speaker 1: have to check in with him? Once I cande I'm

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Speaker 1: not gonna mess with with this guy. You're gonna mess

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Speaker 1: with Agent Smith.

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Speaker 6: The Criminal Division of the how taxation department.

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Speaker 9: I'm not thinking that risk. Did you bring up the

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Speaker 9: money that you owned from last year? This is a

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Speaker 9: totally different because this is stay all defense coming later.

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Speaker 9: Ask him for the squirrel table cut.

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Speaker 5: It's like trying to get to put like a turnstile

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Speaker 5: at his house for all the tax authorities coming in

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Speaker 5: to collect.

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Speaker 6: I was just I guess I was just doing it wrong.

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Speaker 6: I thought he could wait till I was doing my

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Speaker 6: taxes and do it. And he's like, now you have

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Speaker 6: to pay money. You have to pay your sales tax monthly.

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Speaker 6: And I had no idea how to do that, so

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Speaker 6: he's cool. He just said I had to set up

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Speaker 6: a vendor's license. I guess now I have to get

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Speaker 6: a legit well, a bookkeeper or an accountant or something.

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Speaker 1: Is that what I need? How do I?

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Speaker 9: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to do any of this. I don't

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Speaker 1: know how to start ready that because that's expensive. Because

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Speaker 1: I at the end of the year, I get a

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Speaker 1: bill from my accountant and I go, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: it's expensive.

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Speaker 6: But you don't have to worry about tax people with

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Speaker 6: badgers showing up to your house.

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Speaker 1: And it's a piece of lot, so I'm paying for

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Speaker 1: peace of mind. They're not actually showing up.

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Speaker 6: It was scary driving home. I was like, they might

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Speaker 6: be Are they tailing me? Are they tailing me? Are

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Speaker 6: they waiting for me to come home? And they're going

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Speaker 6: to jump out of a bush and arrest me? Like

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Speaker 6: I was very soon to be on the news as

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Speaker 1: I just know, I'm do you know how much that

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Speaker 5: Like what I mean do they know? Do they go

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Speaker 5: Like they send you a form that says and they

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Speaker 8: You're not going to the same tax guy, are you

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Speaker 1: No, not my peace of mind guy. Yeah. The uh

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Speaker 5: No, I was just thinking about all of the you

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Speaker 5: And once you do this, Charlie, it's going to turn

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Speaker 1: The tax thing, but now you're going to have Now

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Speaker 5: It's too uh like the bus the bus company, there's

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Speaker 6: I was saying, should I try to do this all

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Speaker 1: Or should I get some sort of person it's all

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Speaker 1: it's taking care of it for you. They file it

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Speaker 5: I think you can sign up for that unlimited liability.

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Speaker 6: And then I just need somebody else to do this

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Speaker 1: You can figure you can.

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Speaker 5: Figure out like the LLC stuff or whatever. I don't

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Speaker 1: What what then is?

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Speaker 7: Again?

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Speaker 1: It's a pain in the ass.

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Speaker 5: Then, like you have various things, you have to file

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Speaker 1: Even know what these always getting an email and this

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Speaker 5: And then like with the bus company, Oh you haven't

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Speaker 6: You're past due, and and that's a lot to keep

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Speaker 9: And then I'll end up someone to do it, go

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Speaker 9: Those guys will show up and be like I also

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Speaker 1: Prison. No, I mean I think you have to be

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Speaker 6: I would have been a purple walk.

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Speaker 1: You think they had the news right in there, like

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Speaker 11: Means, Charlie, just to make fun of me for keeping

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Speaker 11: track of my check book, well.

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Speaker 6: Your check book by hand, it's weird, Yeah, double check,

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Speaker 11: How are you gonna how are you gonna do an

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Speaker 1: If you don't disclaiming him claiming anything. I'm not suggesting

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Speaker 1: for that reason. Well, your materials that you that you

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Speaker 1: and he's writing it down his check book talking about

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Speaker 6: Okay, well you know I'm not gonna no like if

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Speaker 1: Yes, I'm a I've been keeping those receipts. Okay, Matt,

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Speaker 10: Hey, So, Charlie, you should look into setting up an

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Speaker 10: LLC that'll protect you in case if one of your

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Speaker 10: come after you and sue you. As your setup right

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Speaker 10: now as a sole proprietorship.

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Speaker 5: I told this to Charlie, and I don't know if

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Speaker 9: It's the splinter leads to an infection staff In fact.

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Speaker 1: No, no, here's what happens.

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Speaker 5: And I'm just you guys are going to think I'm crazy,

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Speaker 5: But you have to have product liability insurance and things

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Speaker 1: And I'll tell you, but listen to me. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I guess no one opens up a newspaper anymore. But

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Speaker 5: And this is the example that I gave Charlie a

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Speaker 5: and I said, you're gonna have an issue when someone

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Speaker 1: Their ankle and the bone protrudes through the skin, and

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Speaker 5: Why wasn't sturdy enough? Yes, they'll say it wasn't engineered properly.

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Speaker 6: No more than three acorns, no more than one squirrel

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Speaker 8: Four pounds.

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Speaker 1: But don't you agree with me? I mean, this is

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Speaker 1: a lean on your home. I need to put it

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Speaker 1: all in the LLC.

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Speaker 5: Then what can they take my squirrel ten and all

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Speaker 5: they can take is your stupid business, right works, That's

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Speaker 5: exactly the point of doing that.

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Speaker 1: But you have to get someone today. I would do

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Speaker 1: I would.

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Speaker 5: I would get in touch with someone to do it

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Speaker 5: the right way. I don't know enough about it, and

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Speaker 5: I've had I have someone who does it for me.

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Speaker 5: I would do that because you want to make sure

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Speaker 5: that's what I would recommend. But wow, Charlie is running

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Speaker 5: a foul of First of all, he hasn't paid his

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Speaker 5: federal taxes for twenty nineteen. Yep, he's I mean he's

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Speaker 5: way behind on that day taxes. They're actually seeking him out.

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Speaker 5: It's only a matter of time until the Secretary of

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Speaker 1: It shows up at Charlie's house.

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Speaker 12: I would call that company that did your taxes for

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Speaker 1: And I put it at the top of my list, like, seriously,

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Speaker 1: is making sure I'm legit? Yeah? Tax criminal guy with

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Speaker 1: the badge that shows up to my house.

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Speaker 12: Yes, But also I don't know, It's just I would

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Speaker 5: I just can't believe that people show up at your

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Speaker 7: Because it is.

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Speaker 1: There's the very first thing I said. I said, I

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Speaker 5: If it's automated, then then I can I totally see that,

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Speaker 5: they keep track of that. They keep track of all

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Speaker 5: those online sales and just tell me.

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Speaker 1: What I owe you write a check. Well there.

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Speaker 5: I think that states are trying to collect as much

443
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Speaker 5: revenue now because they've paid out so much in unemployment

444
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Speaker 5: over the past year because of coronavirus that they're in

445
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Speaker 5: the pockets. Charlie here had come aster come after you

446
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Speaker 5: for that coronavirus cash.

447
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Speaker 12: Now you've got to think about the cryptoga.

448
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Speaker 8: I haven't done my taxes. I had to print.

449
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Speaker 1: Out sold gains. I think that's capital gains tax or

450
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Speaker 1: something that's good.

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Speaker 12: No, that is because you know that's an added I

452
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Speaker 12: have a friend or husband that's on the report that too.

453
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Speaker 1: If I don't sell it to I know I haven't

454
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Speaker 1: sold anything, I don't think, so.

455
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Speaker 8: I'll be a page.

456
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Speaker 1: I'll print it.

457
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Speaker 5: Out and give it to the tax guy too, that's

458
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Speaker 5: the guy. That's a good question. I don't know if

459
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Speaker 5: you have to do that, like I know, with I

460
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Speaker 5: don't know. I don't know the answer to that. Like stocks,

461
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Speaker 5: when I don't own very many stocks, I own up

462
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Speaker 5: three stocks, and when I do my taxes, they send

463
00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:51,080
Speaker 5: me a form you're broker, and that shows you all

464
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Speaker 5: the stuff, and it's like one hundred pages long, even

465
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Speaker 5: though you only have three stocks, and you just have

466
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Speaker 5: to file that with your taxes, even if you haven't

467
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Speaker 5: sold anything. Now, with crypto, I don't know if you

468
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Speaker 5: have to fight or I bet you probably only have

469
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Speaker 5: to do it when you sell your crypto and you

470
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Speaker 5: have a and you have a profit.

471
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Speaker 1: A profit a game. Yeah, I have one too, Ben.

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Speaker 1: You're on Rover's Morning Glory. Good morning, Ben.

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Speaker 10: Hey, I bet you the tax guys working from Hope, so.

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Speaker 3: There probably isn't no dress code because the virus.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, they could be. I could see that, said I

476
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Speaker 5: was also, still, it doesn't seem like it. Just like

477
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Speaker 5: if someone shows up at your house and they're like, hey,

478
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Speaker 5: I'm with the whoever and they're just wearing regular street clothes.

479
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Speaker 1: I go, no, this is not so fan I agree,

480
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Speaker 1: but I also think that they're trying to peek out

481
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Speaker 1: his yard. Maybe walk there, walk down the street. Nobody,

482
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Speaker 1: you know, his girlfriend probably didn't notice them the first

483
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Speaker 1: time because it's just a couple guys wearing hoodies walking

484
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Speaker 1: down the street. But they're eyeball in this property. Does

485
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Speaker 1: he have a woodshot back there? Is there a pile

486
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Speaker 1: of wood back there? They're probably doing that before they're

487
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Speaker 1: knocking on the door where they're you know, the case

488
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Speaker 1: and the joint. Stilly.

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Speaker 5: You think they'd be wearing a suit, right, they're less, Uh,

490
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Speaker 5: they're more indiscriminate.

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Speaker 13: Down you can't write discrete. Sorry, you can't run in

492
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Speaker 13: a suit, roll work if the chase is criminal down

493
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Speaker 13: you need this.

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Speaker 5: I see that on TV though, Like, and I see

495
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Speaker 5: those Secret Service guys. They're wearing a suit, and I

496
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Speaker 5: always think it seems like it seems like the least efficient,

497
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Speaker 5: like or the least it's restrictive.

498
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Speaker 1: Yeah to running that, you're right, you want to hoodie like.

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Speaker 5: I've seen like sometimes those guys, those Secret Service guys

500
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Speaker 5: are wearing a suit and you can tell, like their

501
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Speaker 5: shoes are those not suit shoes, they're like weird shoes.

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Speaker 5: But if you look at when President Reagan was shot,

503
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Speaker 5: and you look at those Secret Service guys, they're wearing

504
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Speaker 5: dress shoes like loafers and stuff.

505
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Speaker 1: You ever try to running those, It's impossible. You slip.

506
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Speaker 1: It's like running on ice, like running in place. Yes,

507
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Speaker 1: like a cartoon is So how could you be protecting

508
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Speaker 1: the president of the United States wearing loafers? All right,

509
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Speaker 1: to take a break, We'll be right back on Rover

510
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Speaker 1: this Morning Glory, Hang on.

511
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Speaker 4: Radio transmissions, leave the Earth and travel forever, eventually a

512
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Speaker 4: distant alien civilization.

513
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Speaker 3: Well here the immortal words.

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Speaker 9: Doug, I had a diary reaction.

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Speaker 14: We're back to Rover's Morning Glory.

516
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Speaker 1: You guys want to hear something crazy?

517
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Speaker 3: What?

518
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Speaker 5: So yesterday my wife and I we go on a

519
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Speaker 5: walk and she has to drop something off at her parents' house,

520
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Speaker 5: so she leaves it on the doorstep, and then she's

521
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Speaker 5: walking up to the she's walking up to the front door,

522
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Speaker 5: I see a dove sitting on top of their house,

523
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Speaker 5: you know, on the very top of the roof. And

524
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Speaker 5: as she's walking up, I'm watching her go up to

525
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Speaker 5: the front door, and I see something like about where

526
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Speaker 5: she's gonna walk, and I go, oh, man, what is

527
00:24:56,080 --> 00:24:58,760
Speaker 5: that on the on the ground there looks like a

528
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Speaker 5: dead animal. And then she looks up at the window

529
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Speaker 5: on the second floor and she's like, a bird flew

530
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Speaker 5: into the window, and it all made sense.

531
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Speaker 1: I go oh.

532
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Speaker 5: And then she sees this dead bird right next to

533
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Speaker 5: where she's standing.

534
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Speaker 1: That freaks her out. Of course. Anyhow, a bird flew

535
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Speaker 1: right into this big window that her parents have at

536
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Speaker 1: the house and just drop dead right there. And it

537
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Speaker 1: was a dove.

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Speaker 5: So then the other dove is like sitting up on

539
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Speaker 5: top of the roof and I so then she comes

540
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Speaker 5: back and I'm like, I'm like, oh, that's so sad.

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Speaker 1: She's like what And I'm like, well, these doves they

542
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Speaker 1: stay together, don't They stay together and forever justsk for life.

543
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Speaker 1: Doves mate for life. Yeah, so they stay together forever.

544
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Speaker 1: And so this poor dove flies into the window and

545
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Speaker 1: drops dead, and the other one is just sitting up

546
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Speaker 1: there by himself. And so I said, I said, this

547
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Speaker 1: is why nothing can can happen to you. She said,

548
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Speaker 1: don't don't drop dead on me, because they're like a dove.

549
00:26:06,359 --> 00:26:11,879
Speaker 1: So we're walking and she goes, she goes, you have

550
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Speaker 1: to promise me something, and I go, what's that? She goes, well,

551
00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:21,320
Speaker 1: if anything happens to me, you need someone to take

552
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Speaker 1: care of the of you and the cat. And I go,

553
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Speaker 1: I go, well, I go, I'm going to be very upset.

554
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Speaker 1: You know that if you dropped it. She goes, Now,

555
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Speaker 1: you'll get over it right away. She always says stuff

556
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Speaker 1: like that. I don't know why she thinks that. Within

557
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Speaker 1: two weeks, I'm back on the market, back in the

558
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Speaker 1: dating scene. She's hitting up bars, she's rowing chicks. We'll

559
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Speaker 1: know you.

560
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Speaker 8: I'm crying over the thing.

561
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Speaker 1: She goes, up, you need to get laid so h

562
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Speaker 1: So she goes, she goes, if something happens to me,

563
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Speaker 1: marry my sister. I go, watch, we can't do. Just

564
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Speaker 1: marry my sister. She would be perfect.

565
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Speaker 5: She'll cook, she'll clean, she'll take care of the cat,

566
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Speaker 5: she'll do everything you need.

567
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Speaker 1: She'll just step in. As B two's right, I go,

568
00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:22,760
Speaker 1: you want me to marry your sister? If you drop that?

569
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Speaker 1: She says, yes, it would be the best thing for you,

570
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Speaker 1: the best thing for her. B two point zero B

571
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Speaker 1: three But I agree. I talked to her for to

572
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Speaker 1: be three O my okay, So that's uh my wife's sister.

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Speaker 1: She's been three before. I mean, it's just let everybody

574
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Speaker 1: know she wasn't b three before. Yeah, had joke, I

575
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Speaker 1: wish I could hit the buzzers. Yeah broken wow. Uh.

576
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Speaker 1: I talked to her at the Saint Patty's Day crawl

577
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Speaker 1: that we did for my sister in law. Yeah, and

578
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Speaker 1: she's very engaging. She's you could tell she's smart. She's uh,

579
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Speaker 1: she's attractive. She very outgoing, very outgoing like I was.

580
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Speaker 1: Actually did not realize how outgoing she was because in

581
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Speaker 1: the pay enjoys like doing things, unlike my wife and mesite. Yeah,

582
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Speaker 1: Like she's out every day. She's like running two different

583
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Speaker 1: marathons a week. And then she'll like she'll just go

584
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Speaker 1: out if there.

585
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Speaker 8: Is some self she'll go hang out. Yeah, like people.

586
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Speaker 5: I remember there was a UFC fight and she's like,

587
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Speaker 5: I'm gonna go watch the fight at this bar and

588
00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:35,760
Speaker 5: you know, like they're on at like midnight here or whatever.

589
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go to this bar. I go, who are

590
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Speaker 1: you going with? I'm just going by myself. That's a

591
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Speaker 1: good chick. She's still she's super easy to talk to

592
00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:45,200
Speaker 1: her was because the only really interaction I had with her.

593
00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:48,280
Speaker 1: Were at Roverfest, and we're just working. Everybody's got nosed

594
00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:50,800
Speaker 1: down grind mode, so there's really no chit chat.

595
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Speaker 15: You know.

596
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Speaker 1: I was shocked at what a nice conversation that I

597
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Speaker 1: had with her. She was really nice. Were you laughing

598
00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:59,280
Speaker 1: in there? We're laughing at it.

599
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Speaker 16: Did a breathe.

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Speaker 5: So is that strange that my wife says, marry my sister?

601
00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:12,840
Speaker 5: I said, I could make a reality show out of this.

602
00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:17,120
Speaker 5: I married my dead wife's sister tonight at eight.

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Speaker 1: I think it's like a compliment. Maybe you're like laying

604
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Speaker 1: down really good pipe or something.

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Speaker 7: I am.

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Speaker 1: We all know that. I mean, really you think you

607
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Speaker 1: think my wife and her sister are talking about how

608
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Speaker 1: how well I pound out my wife? I think that's

609
00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:35,080
Speaker 1: a topic of discussion. You could be due for a

610
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Speaker 1: birthday treat or something.

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Speaker 7: You know.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Well, you have a sister, dugie, have

613
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Speaker 1: you ever had a conversation about how great Rover was?

614
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Speaker 1: Did you ever tell your.

615
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Speaker 8: Sister who cares what happens to him?

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Speaker 1: Do you girls do that? Girls actually talk about getting

617
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Speaker 1: pounded out by guys. I don't think so. I don't

618
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Speaker 1: think that actually happens that. No, I don't think they

619
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Speaker 1: talk about how great it is.

620
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Speaker 5: I think they normally talk about if a guy's really

621
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Speaker 5: bad about that.

622
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Speaker 1: They don't want the other girl to know how good

623
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Speaker 1: the guy was, because then maybe she'll go after him

624
00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:07,200
Speaker 1: to Caddy. That makes sense. What kind of scandal would that?

625
00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:08,080
Speaker 2: Well?

626
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Speaker 1: Are you thinking about it? My wife's and like Dad, I.

627
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Speaker 8: Know, but would you even consider that?

628
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:13,959
Speaker 1: Why not?

629
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Speaker 8: Come on?

630
00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:15,400
Speaker 7: Why not?

631
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Speaker 8: Look, you're a ground.

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Speaker 1: That would be so easy to just transition right from

633
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Speaker 1: one sister to the other.

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Speaker 5: You know, my sister in law lives across the street.

635
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Speaker 5: You move right in.

636
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Speaker 1: That's right. Just box up your clothes.

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Speaker 8: You're a gruwn man.

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Speaker 12: You're turning forty five years old. You can take care

639
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Speaker 12: of yourself, and you know how to take care of

640
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Speaker 12: a cat. You don't need somebody to wipe your ass,

641
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Speaker 12: cook your food. What are you gonna have her? Start

642
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Speaker 12: exercising your legs out so your muscles don't atrophy?

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Speaker 8: I mean, you are you know what to do?

644
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Speaker 1: She's so jealous, jealousy. She's like, he's like this line,

645
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Speaker 1: if you.

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Speaker 13: Die, go back to DOUI yes, god, yeah, you couldn't pay.

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Speaker 1: Me to get Probably the motivation from my wife is

648
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Speaker 1: probably like if I die, just anyone other than take

649
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Speaker 1: my sister.

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00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:14,000
Speaker 2: She knows.

651
00:31:15,680 --> 00:31:19,480
Speaker 1: And uh, it's probably what The motivation for my wife

652
00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:23,400
Speaker 1: is older or younger, younger? So perfect right, that makes sense?

653
00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:27,120
Speaker 1: I guys, yeah, get like trading in for a newer

654
00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:30,920
Speaker 1: model of wife. I'm older, my new wife is younger.

655
00:31:31,120 --> 00:31:33,520
Speaker 1: It would be pretty athletic. I mean, how's that gonna

656
00:31:33,520 --> 00:31:36,800
Speaker 1: work with you? She'd start training me. Snitch should become

657
00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:40,560
Speaker 1: my personal trainer in addition to my wife. Opposite attract

658
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Speaker 1: What the problem is if they kind of look similar.

659
00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:47,239
Speaker 1: So if you're ever out and you get to introduce her,

660
00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:49,960
Speaker 1: people are gonna be like, wait, is this your wife?

661
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Speaker 1: They don't look similar at all.

662
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Speaker 8: I don't think so.

663
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Speaker 11: Older sisters know they don't like a lot of that

664
00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:58,080
Speaker 11: doesn't know you. Well, he'd make a change your name.

665
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Speaker 11: What's that he'd make her change name to Brittany.

666
00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:05,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think people might mistake or Brittany. You know, No,

667
00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:07,000
Speaker 1: they don't look a lot alike.

668
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Speaker 12: Can I tell you that I am concerned if God

669
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Speaker 12: forbid something happened to me and my will it says

670
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Speaker 12: that Rover takes my child. I am concerned and have

671
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:18,880
Speaker 12: been for quite some time as you start to reveal

672
00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:21,920
Speaker 12: more and more of this unhealthy relationship that you're currently

673
00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:25,200
Speaker 12: in with your wife. My concern is that my daughter

674
00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:29,560
Speaker 12: would end up like B two and how that.

675
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Speaker 1: Hurts respect woman.

676
00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:34,480
Speaker 8: No, that's not respectable. That's just Luke.

677
00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:37,800
Speaker 1: Doesn't hate everyone. Who doesn't argue with everyone.

678
00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:39,040
Speaker 9: My child doesn't.

679
00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:43,280
Speaker 1: He doesn't turn every little thing into a huge fight

680
00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:44,000
Speaker 1: like you do.

681
00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:44,880
Speaker 8: Live in the world.

682
00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:48,400
Speaker 1: He doesn't thrive off of conflict like you.

683
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Speaker 12: By yourself and be your own person. You don't ever

684
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Speaker 12: wait on a man. That's bs Kristin and Dayton. You're

685
00:32:55,520 --> 00:32:58,719
Speaker 12: on Rover's Morning Glory. Good morning, Kristin, Good morning.

686
00:32:58,800 --> 00:32:59,640
Speaker 9: How are you hey?

687
00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:01,520
Speaker 8: Which I'm okay.

688
00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:03,480
Speaker 17: I gotta kind of talk fast because I got to

689
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Speaker 17: go to.

690
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Speaker 18: One to work. But no, I was just listing this

691
00:33:06,120 --> 00:33:10,080
Speaker 18: morning and I thought i'd call in. And I actually

692
00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:12,680
Speaker 18: knew somebody who did this, who his wife passed away

693
00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:16,160
Speaker 18: and they married her sister. This was probably about twenty

694
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Speaker 18: years ago, and it was a neighbor of ours, and

695
00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:22,280
Speaker 18: sadly his wife had cancer, she passed away. They had

696
00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:25,480
Speaker 18: two small boys, and for whatever reason, years later, we

697
00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:27,520
Speaker 18: you know, came back in contact with him, and he

698
00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:30,120
Speaker 18: had actually married his wife's sister really and she was

699
00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:35,040
Speaker 18: raising yeah, raising the boys with him, and was it.

700
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Speaker 5: They got along. But did everyone go wow, that's weird.

701
00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:41,960
Speaker 8: I'm probably I would, I would hope.

702
00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:44,280
Speaker 7: So, I mean, that is really weird, but it is weird.

703
00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:46,000
Speaker 8: For whatever reason, it worked for them.

704
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Speaker 18: And I feel like he maybe felt like that was

705
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,240
Speaker 18: the closest thing he was going to have to.

706
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Speaker 19: Her for his kids, you know, didn't well, this would

707
00:33:55,080 --> 00:33:57,400
Speaker 19: be great because I wouldn't have a whole You don't

708
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Speaker 19: have to meet a whole new set of in laws

709
00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:03,440
Speaker 19: and go through that whole awkward period of introdug chams

710
00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:05,040
Speaker 19: and being on your best behavior.

711
00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:07,760
Speaker 5: I mean, this is just boom boom. You step right

712
00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:10,640
Speaker 5: into it, hit the ground right, It's exactly right.

713
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Speaker 1: Thank you.

714
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Speaker 13: Christen Biden's son did the same thing. I was trying

715
00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:16,840
Speaker 13: to think, who did this? Didn't he divorce his wife

716
00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:19,720
Speaker 13: and then married the sister hunter Biden?

717
00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:23,040
Speaker 1: Or did his wife wait wait, hold on, thanks up?

718
00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:25,480
Speaker 1: Did she die or does some kind of sister involved?

719
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Speaker 1: Let me look it up. Yes, okay, no, no, I

720
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:32,680
Speaker 1: think what happened. I think I think the one Biden's

721
00:34:32,719 --> 00:34:36,960
Speaker 1: son died and then and then the other son started

722
00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:41,680
Speaker 1: banging the life. Yes, is that it? That's what I think, right.

723
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Speaker 1: I don't know if they got married. I think they

724
00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:46,359
Speaker 1: broke up Bo Biden's widow. He hooked up with Bo

725
00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:49,520
Speaker 1: Biden's widow. I'm not sure if they're married actually though,

726
00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:52,239
Speaker 1: But yeah, Bo Biden is the one who died from

727
00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:57,319
Speaker 1: cancer Hunter Hunter hooked up with I think I can't

728
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Speaker 1: remember your name. I just saw it, but I don't

729
00:34:58,920 --> 00:34:59,719
Speaker 1: have a computer in front of me.

730
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Speaker 12: That happened. That's weird, is it? Yes?

731
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Speaker 1: What does does? Does b One have a sister? Dumb

732
00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:08,719
Speaker 1: a very young one?

733
00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:09,120
Speaker 7: Oh?

734
00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:13,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, h how old? I don't know, like ten or eleven?

735
00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:17,640
Speaker 1: And I take that back. Maybe she's twelve, Maybe she's twelve.

736
00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:21,640
Speaker 1: How is your fiance twenty eight? Why the big gap?

737
00:35:21,719 --> 00:35:25,319
Speaker 1: Is it the same parents? Her b One's mom got

738
00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:28,560
Speaker 1: remarried and they had kids when one was like nine

739
00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:29,239
Speaker 1: or something like that.

740
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Speaker 7: Well, then you have it.

741
00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:34,080
Speaker 5: Probably by the time you eventually marry b One, I'm

742
00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:36,319
Speaker 5: sure you'll be happy for a couple of years. Then

743
00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:39,120
Speaker 5: you'll get a divorce. Knowing you, and then that one

744
00:35:39,160 --> 00:35:40,440
Speaker 5: will be eighteen or nineteen.

745
00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:42,920
Speaker 1: At that point, I've been reading about twenty It's perfect

746
00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:47,839
Speaker 1: Rick in Allentown, Pennsylvania. You're on rollvers morning Glory, Good morning, Rick,

747
00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:49,239
Speaker 1: Good morning Rover.

748
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Speaker 20: Hey, Hey, just real quick about the Dubs thing. I

749
00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:56,880
Speaker 20: just I thought it was interesting that you automatically said

750
00:35:56,920 --> 00:36:00,000
Speaker 20: that he was standing up on top of the roof

751
00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:04,359
Speaker 20: looking down at his girlfriend that hit the window. And

752
00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:07,600
Speaker 20: I just wondered, how how you assumed that she was

753
00:36:07,640 --> 00:36:09,560
Speaker 20: the dumb one that flew into the windows?

754
00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:12,640
Speaker 1: Toxic masculine. I was thinking the same, Yeah, because I'm

755
00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:13,720
Speaker 1: so misogynistic.

756
00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:14,600
Speaker 8: True.

757
00:36:14,719 --> 00:36:18,560
Speaker 1: Well, Rick, have you ever been on the highway? You

758
00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:21,880
Speaker 1: ever seen people driving? Okay, so that's I don't know

759
00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:25,520
Speaker 1: if that extends the birds flying, but I just I

760
00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:29,960
Speaker 1: made the leap. I suppose, thank you, Rick. I don't

761
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:31,920
Speaker 1: know if it was a I gave it an exam.

762
00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:33,520
Speaker 1: I saw a little bird, Vagina.

763
00:36:34,719 --> 00:36:35,480
Speaker 8: That's so sad.

764
00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:38,320
Speaker 1: I didn't check to see if the bird was stunned,

765
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Speaker 1: because I have seen that where a bird has flown

766
00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:42,359
Speaker 1: into my window and I go, I.

767
00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:44,560
Speaker 5: Thought that it dropped dead, but then it was just stunned.

768
00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:47,040
Speaker 5: This one had to fly on it. I think it

769
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:47,919
Speaker 5: was pretty much dead.

770
00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:50,919
Speaker 12: Will you go there today and see if the dove

771
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,000
Speaker 12: is still there waiting for the dead partner.

772
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:54,440
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm sure it will be.

773
00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:56,560
Speaker 8: Oh how long is it going to stay there?

774
00:36:57,480 --> 00:36:58,839
Speaker 1: I don't know.

775
00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:03,240
Speaker 5: Someone my my wife has a twin sister. If anything

776
00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:05,840
Speaker 5: happened to my wife, I would definitely. Oh no, I

777
00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:08,080
Speaker 5: would never go after her sister. I thought he said

778
00:37:08,080 --> 00:37:09,359
Speaker 5: I would definitely, I would never.

779
00:37:10,239 --> 00:37:10,560
Speaker 10: Why not?

780
00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:15,000
Speaker 1: Seriously? Why not? I don't know twins? They look the same,

781
00:37:15,080 --> 00:37:16,960
Speaker 1: But why why wouldn't you? What would the.

782
00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:20,080
Speaker 9: Maybe the family will look down upon that. I think

783
00:37:20,239 --> 00:37:22,279
Speaker 9: be two's parents want to be like, what the hell

784
00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:23,040
Speaker 9: is this guy doing?

785
00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:24,560
Speaker 1: They might My.

786
00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:27,400
Speaker 5: Wife seemed to think that everyone would be okay with it,

787
00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:31,600
Speaker 5: you know, like, uh, my sister in law, I don't

788
00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:32,920
Speaker 5: think she's dating anyone.

789
00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:35,360
Speaker 9: She lives with her parents. She has to be single

790
00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:38,160
Speaker 9: two for this to work. If she is, I'm saying,

791
00:37:38,239 --> 00:37:39,680
Speaker 9: but when this does happen.

792
00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:42,440
Speaker 5: Well, at that point, I think my probably if she

793
00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:45,640
Speaker 5: ever got married, my wife would probably say, okay, let's

794
00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:51,640
Speaker 5: let's uh retract that statement that I made earlier about Mary.

795
00:37:51,680 --> 00:37:53,239
Speaker 5: I don't think she'd want me to swoop in and

796
00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:54,600
Speaker 5: try to steal.

797
00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:58,239
Speaker 1: Herselfunds like it. Try I don't think divorce. What does

798
00:37:58,320 --> 00:37:59,040
Speaker 1: sister say about this?

799
00:37:59,400 --> 00:37:59,600
Speaker 7: Yeah?

800
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Speaker 11: Does she she just giving up her sister? Does she

801
00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:03,319
Speaker 11: have any choice in this man?

802
00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:03,640
Speaker 21: No?

803
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:08,239
Speaker 1: Zero. It's like an arranged marriage pretty much. Dustin and

804
00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:10,760
Speaker 1: Rochester you around rovers morning, glory, good morning, Dustin.

805
00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:15,799
Speaker 3: Hey, hey, what's happening? So that the little sister thing.

806
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:18,040
Speaker 3: But my first thoughts that would be you should tell

807
00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:20,480
Speaker 3: your wife, Hey, you know, I would like a little

808
00:38:20,480 --> 00:38:21,200
Speaker 3: test run.

809
00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:21,400
Speaker 7: Before I.

810
00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:26,880
Speaker 1: Stop it, So before I promised my wife and she's like,

811
00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:29,839
Speaker 1: just promise me. And she was serious and she says,

812
00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:33,879
Speaker 1: she's like, just promise me, and uh maybe, So then

813
00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:36,880
Speaker 1: I should say to my wife today, I should say, listen,

814
00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:42,040
Speaker 1: before I fully commit to this, I have to have

815
00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:45,040
Speaker 1: a few go rounds with side by side comparison.

816
00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:47,480
Speaker 8: Yeah, test drive a car before you buy it.

817
00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:51,600
Speaker 1: That's right, Okay, driving a car? Yeah, all right, use

818
00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:54,480
Speaker 1: that idea, Dustin, you bought a car online without test driving.

819
00:38:54,480 --> 00:38:59,120
Speaker 1: You can't use that anymore. You lost that one. Yeah,

820
00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:01,400
Speaker 1: I don't. I would just would recommend that to people.

821
00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:03,960
Speaker 1: I wouldn't want to jump into a pool without you know,

822
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:04,759
Speaker 1: dipping my toe in.

823
00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:08,479
Speaker 5: For these people will get married without ever having sex

824
00:39:08,520 --> 00:39:09,600
Speaker 5: with them Ham saving it.

825
00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:12,920
Speaker 1: Man, is that a bad idea? I can't think of

826
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:15,799
Speaker 1: a worse idea. How do you know you're not going

827
00:39:15,840 --> 00:39:17,640
Speaker 1: to be incompatible?

828
00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:18,320
Speaker 22: Rights?

829
00:39:18,320 --> 00:39:19,239
Speaker 8: Actually incompatible?

830
00:39:19,239 --> 00:39:23,279
Speaker 1: And she thinks, I mean, man, she's been there, have

831
00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:27,200
Speaker 1: I here's somebody. If something happens to my wife, I

832
00:39:27,239 --> 00:39:31,680
Speaker 1: would go to my sister in law that night, that night,

833
00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:34,840
Speaker 1: that night. Don't you have to wait a little.

834
00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:36,560
Speaker 8: Bit, my sister.

835
00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:41,480
Speaker 12: And to this day, my sister think she's divorced. But

836
00:39:41,560 --> 00:39:45,359
Speaker 12: she always said Keith would have totally dumped me for you,

837
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:50,399
Speaker 12: like she thinks that her actually two of her ex

838
00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:52,319
Speaker 12: husbands were in love with me.

839
00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:59,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I'd hate to see your sister JOm in Rochester.

840
00:39:59,239 --> 00:40:02,759
Speaker 1: You're on Rover's glory the morning John morn Yep.

841
00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:07,319
Speaker 3: So, my brother died not too long ago. He had

842
00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:10,440
Speaker 3: been married for about, I don't know, sat on over

843
00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:12,880
Speaker 3: ten years. I'd known both of them obviously for a

844
00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:15,120
Speaker 3: long time, my brother, but her and I were great

845
00:40:15,120 --> 00:40:19,840
Speaker 3: friends with each other. She died unexpectedly, and within a

846
00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:22,520
Speaker 3: week of his death, I was just kind of hanging

847
00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:25,399
Speaker 3: out with the family to be with them. She came

848
00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:28,359
Speaker 3: on to me and I kind of paused it. Right

849
00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:31,640
Speaker 3: then and there, and then later on the night she

850
00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:34,560
Speaker 3: then came on to me, and her and I hooked

851
00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:37,520
Speaker 3: up kind of spent a few months kind of in

852
00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:41,440
Speaker 3: a joyful, new, playful relationship, but it had to be

853
00:40:41,560 --> 00:40:44,880
Speaker 3: secret and nonshoant because we can't let anybody know about this,

854
00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:49,439
Speaker 3: especially immediately here. I tried to pump brakes. She wasn't

855
00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:53,160
Speaker 3: too great and fond with that. I think, obviously dealing

856
00:40:53,160 --> 00:40:55,279
Speaker 3: with the grief of the whole situation as it is,

857
00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:59,520
Speaker 3: and they didn't have the healthiest of relationships. And I

858
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:00,720
Speaker 3: load it down.

859
00:41:01,239 --> 00:41:03,160
Speaker 22: She didn't like that it was slowed down too much.

860
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,040
Speaker 3: It doesn't like shot me. It was still talk here

861
00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:07,200
Speaker 3: and there, but it kind of.

862
00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:08,720
Speaker 22: Just hit it stand still.

863
00:41:08,560 --> 00:41:10,720
Speaker 3: In stockscause I didn't know what to do. I wasn't

864
00:41:11,320 --> 00:41:14,640
Speaker 3: comfortable entirely moving forward because of the whole family.

865
00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:17,399
Speaker 1: Aspect and everything that's happened. How would your family say

866
00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:18,440
Speaker 1: if they knew about this?

867
00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:23,680
Speaker 3: John truthfu, I couldn't even tell you my dad, especially,

868
00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:27,719
Speaker 3: I mean, oh man, he's he would I don't even

869
00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:29,680
Speaker 3: know if I can't tell you whether or not he'd

870
00:41:29,719 --> 00:41:32,880
Speaker 3: be like, oh awesome. But I don't see how he

871
00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:34,000
Speaker 3: could be I'm pretty sure.

872
00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:35,360
Speaker 22: He'd be like, what is wrong with you?

873
00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:35,840
Speaker 3: How would you.

874
00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:40,320
Speaker 1: Possibly do this your widow? Right? So? So, I mean.

875
00:41:41,840 --> 00:41:44,719
Speaker 5: I mean, geez, one week after your brother dies, you're

876
00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:45,680
Speaker 5: poorking his wife.

877
00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:51,600
Speaker 22: Yeah?

878
00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:55,920
Speaker 1: So what? Wow? And I mean was she like she

879
00:41:56,080 --> 00:41:58,600
Speaker 1: a hot piece of ass where you just couldn't resist?

880
00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:03,760
Speaker 3: No, I mean she's not ugly, she is attractive. I

881
00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:06,360
Speaker 3: never really looked at her in an attractive matter because

882
00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:08,799
Speaker 3: it was my brother's wife. I mean it just I

883
00:42:08,840 --> 00:42:11,960
Speaker 3: wouldn't santasize about her because that would just be awkward.

884
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,960
Speaker 3: It wasn't anything that was ever practical or real. I mean,

885
00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:18,799
Speaker 3: every man's fantasized by every woman in general, just you know, aspects.

886
00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:22,200
Speaker 3: But besides that, it wasn't never anything I longed for.

887
00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:25,240
Speaker 3: But then for her to, you know, as I'm starting

888
00:42:25,239 --> 00:42:27,160
Speaker 3: to pump the brakes, you know, four or five months in,

889
00:42:27,360 --> 00:42:30,000
Speaker 3: she tells me how she's madly in love with me.

890
00:42:30,040 --> 00:42:30,920
Speaker 3: He's always been in.

891
00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:31,239
Speaker 2: Love with me.

892
00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:33,160
Speaker 3: She doesn't care if my dad finds out.

893
00:42:33,239 --> 00:42:34,320
Speaker 10: We have to just tell people.

894
00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:37,560
Speaker 3: And I'm like, wow, oh my god, this isn't just

895
00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:39,959
Speaker 3: an easy situation to roll through.

896
00:42:40,239 --> 00:42:42,200
Speaker 1: Now, the only way you would be able to pull

897
00:42:42,239 --> 00:42:45,080
Speaker 1: that off is if you you just have to move,

898
00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:47,080
Speaker 1: you'd have to leave Rochester. You'd have to move to

899
00:42:47,160 --> 00:42:50,040
Speaker 1: California or something where no one knows that this was

900
00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:50,560
Speaker 1: your dad.

901
00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:53,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, start fresh right, Yeah, yeah, you'd have to. Now

902
00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:56,640
Speaker 5: your family obviously would figure things out. Oh sure, you'd

903
00:42:56,680 --> 00:42:59,880
Speaker 5: have to let them in on this. But that that

904
00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:03,080
Speaker 5: is that's a crazy story, John, That is something else.

905
00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:04,479
Speaker 1: Do you ever worry about your.

906
00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:06,239
Speaker 3: Brother looking year of my life?

907
00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:08,359
Speaker 1: Do you ever worry about your.

908
00:43:08,719 --> 00:43:11,320
Speaker 13: Your brother looking down, if you're a religious person, looking

909
00:43:11,320 --> 00:43:13,719
Speaker 13: down and watching you bang his wife within a week,

910
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:15,319
Speaker 13: you know what?

911
00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:17,440
Speaker 3: I trusted man. I thought about that a lot, especially

912
00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:18,680
Speaker 3: within a week of his dying.

913
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:20,000
Speaker 22: Yeah, definitely thought about it.

914
00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:25,200
Speaker 1: Yeah. So did you have any guilt with that? He said?

915
00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:26,120
Speaker 1: He thought about it a lot.

916
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:27,000
Speaker 2: I still do.

917
00:43:27,160 --> 00:43:30,240
Speaker 1: That was a lot of the pump break pumping.

918
00:43:30,040 --> 00:43:32,640
Speaker 3: Was it was a very uncomfortable.

919
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:37,680
Speaker 9: He pumped her first, then he pumped the brake.

920
00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:41,600
Speaker 3: U the first night I didn't pump her. She wanted

921
00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:43,399
Speaker 3: me to, and I said, I'm not going to put

922
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:44,000
Speaker 3: the d n D P.

923
00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:49,839
Speaker 1: Made her way, Okay, slowed it down a bit.

924
00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:52,760
Speaker 12: I understand real quick, Rover, Before you asked Peter this question.

925
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:56,080
Speaker 12: When my brother died two years ago, I took a

926
00:43:56,160 --> 00:44:00,120
Speaker 12: plant from the funeral and I've been able to to

927
00:44:00,239 --> 00:44:03,919
Speaker 12: keep it alive. And then it starts to die, and

928
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:08,000
Speaker 12: I am mortified because my brother is watching me. I

929
00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:11,400
Speaker 12: killed his plant. I think about this is okay. So

930
00:44:11,480 --> 00:44:15,520
Speaker 12: let me ask you guys. You're both religious, obviously, so Dieter,

931
00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:18,719
Speaker 12: you believe that John's thank you for the question over,

932
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:21,879
Speaker 12: But you believe that that when someone dies, they sit

933
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:23,719
Speaker 12: up in heaven and they look down on you like

934
00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:25,280
Speaker 12: this guy's looking at his breath.

935
00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:29,600
Speaker 13: I don't know, but say that they could over what

936
00:44:29,719 --> 00:44:30,680
Speaker 13: that goes through your mind.

937
00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:33,319
Speaker 1: I don't know if they can. I'm just saying I

938
00:44:33,360 --> 00:44:38,480
Speaker 1: thought in heaven everything is perfect. It is okay. In heaven,

939
00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:41,640
Speaker 1: that's perfect, So wouldn't that upset you? Then if you're

940
00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:45,719
Speaker 1: in heaven and you see your brother banging your your widow, wouldn't.

941
00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:49,320
Speaker 5: That upset the guy guiding? So why why would God

942
00:44:49,400 --> 00:44:51,200
Speaker 5: have you look down upon that?

943
00:44:51,200 --> 00:44:53,319
Speaker 13: That's why you probably can't. I'm saying there's a small

944
00:44:53,400 --> 00:44:55,400
Speaker 13: chance that you can. Would you worry about that? And

945
00:44:55,480 --> 00:44:56,200
Speaker 13: you're banging the wife?

946
00:44:56,280 --> 00:44:59,000
Speaker 1: And these are the things that Deeter wonders about. I mean,

947
00:44:59,040 --> 00:45:04,080
Speaker 1: that's so ridiculo us. So I remember where my grandma died.

948
00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:07,080
Speaker 13: I was masturbating later that day, and I was just like,

949
00:45:07,160 --> 00:45:08,759
Speaker 13: can she see me right now?

950
00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:08,960
Speaker 10: This?

951
00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:10,520
Speaker 1: Does this change everything?

952
00:45:10,600 --> 00:45:12,080
Speaker 9: That she can just watch me and see how much

953
00:45:12,080 --> 00:45:13,040
Speaker 9: I masturbate every day?

954
00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:15,319
Speaker 1: Man, you're thinking about your grandma When you do, I

955
00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:17,400
Speaker 1: popped in my head. I'm like, cause you see me

956
00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:17,759
Speaker 1: right now?

957
00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:19,839
Speaker 13: And I try to like kind of cover you know,

958
00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:21,960
Speaker 13: from the sky, which doesn't make sense.

959
00:45:21,960 --> 00:45:24,319
Speaker 1: Do you think your grandmother never masturbated?

960
00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:25,319
Speaker 8: No?

961
00:45:25,320 --> 00:45:26,000
Speaker 1: No, I don't think.

962
00:45:26,040 --> 00:45:29,399
Speaker 8: Come on, there's no way, stupid, no way.

963
00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:35,680
Speaker 1: There's a different time, right, woman never touched themselves prior

964
00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:39,040
Speaker 1: to when nineteen eighty nine is that when it all seventies?

965
00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:41,200
Speaker 9: The power flower changed everything?

966
00:45:41,239 --> 00:45:43,520
Speaker 1: This is all Catholic guilt. I wasn't even I was

967
00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:48,480
Speaker 1: borderline raised barely Catholic because my mom was like a

968
00:45:48,560 --> 00:45:51,480
Speaker 1: lapsed Catholic. But I heard it all the time. So

969
00:45:51,600 --> 00:45:54,200
Speaker 1: this is just in your head. If you're raised this way,

970
00:45:54,880 --> 00:45:56,960
Speaker 1: you can't help but think this way. I would always

971
00:45:56,960 --> 00:45:59,799
Speaker 1: think about what my past relatives would think of me.

972
00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:02,360
Speaker 1: I mean, it pops in my head, But they didn't

973
00:46:02,480 --> 00:46:06,000
Speaker 1: they didn't do the same things. They didn't masturbate. You're

974
00:46:06,080 --> 00:46:10,880
Speaker 1: dead relatives more about bad life choices than than your

975
00:46:10,920 --> 00:46:13,200
Speaker 1: dead relatives. Why don't you care about what we all

976
00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:20,319
Speaker 1: think of you in the whole world. Uh, but but

977
00:46:21,040 --> 00:46:24,160
Speaker 1: I thought that in heaven everyone's supposed to everything's perfect.

978
00:46:24,239 --> 00:46:27,120
Speaker 1: Right when you get to heaven, it's perfect, I guess

979
00:46:27,160 --> 00:46:30,280
Speaker 1: I'm so why would you then be allowed to viewed

980
00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:33,920
Speaker 1: and see something that's if that's part of your perfection?

981
00:46:34,520 --> 00:46:37,520
Speaker 1: Some people like Dougy want to be upset. She would

982
00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:39,560
Speaker 1: like she would be bored in heaven if she were

983
00:46:39,600 --> 00:46:42,360
Speaker 1: just happy all the time, if she died.

984
00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:45,399
Speaker 9: Drama, drama there.

985
00:46:47,800 --> 00:46:50,759
Speaker 1: Everybody's version of perfection could be different in heaven. Mine

986
00:46:50,760 --> 00:46:53,400
Speaker 1: could be just blowing lines all day every day or

987
00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:58,920
Speaker 1: something you and are blowing lines. Yeah, that's just my

988
00:46:59,160 --> 00:46:59,920
Speaker 1: version of perfection.

989
00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:00,279
Speaker 23: And I.

990
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:05,200
Speaker 1: Silly. I'm just saying. Matitudes would be, you know, mixing

991
00:47:05,239 --> 00:47:08,440
Speaker 1: and scratching all day long. This is going it's just

992
00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:10,719
Speaker 1: so everybody's ridiculous.

993
00:47:10,719 --> 00:47:13,400
Speaker 9: It could be way worse, though, Like imagine if you

994
00:47:13,440 --> 00:47:15,080
Speaker 9: were up there and she's got to get laid no

995
00:47:15,120 --> 00:47:17,520
Speaker 9: matter what, wouldn't you rather have your brother pounding around

996
00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:19,920
Speaker 9: than maybe your boss who was a total dick to

997
00:47:19,960 --> 00:47:22,759
Speaker 9: you all the time and now he's just like laying.

998
00:47:22,480 --> 00:47:22,960
Speaker 7: It on her.

999
00:47:23,160 --> 00:47:28,400
Speaker 1: No, yes, I guess yeah I would. Yeah, dumb if

1000
00:47:28,760 --> 00:47:33,440
Speaker 1: if you died, Yes, who would you want to mount

1001
00:47:33,480 --> 00:47:36,879
Speaker 1: b one and take over? Somebody really rich that could

1002
00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:39,400
Speaker 1: take better care of her than I knew. That's honestly

1003
00:47:39,440 --> 00:47:42,719
Speaker 1: who I would bet. But I think here I am.

1004
00:47:43,160 --> 00:47:47,879
Speaker 1: I think helloss, she tried. I just got there first.

1005
00:47:47,920 --> 00:47:51,120
Speaker 1: You missed out, buddy. Sorry, I do have to take

1006
00:47:51,239 --> 00:47:52,880
Speaker 1: a break. We'll be right back. Hang on.

1007
00:47:53,280 --> 00:47:57,280
Speaker 4: You can't pretend you're on that brillionaire alpha male grind

1008
00:47:57,360 --> 00:48:00,200
Speaker 4: set if you're not starting your day with already.

1009
00:48:00,960 --> 00:48:07,320
Speaker 14: Dude, brove, Dude, real Winners, doctor David Steel, cut oats

1010
00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:15,880
Speaker 14: and the money and goat rovers Morning Glory.

1011
00:48:17,120 --> 00:48:22,759
Speaker 1: Let's bring in stuntman slash comedian slash legend Steve O.

1012
00:48:23,680 --> 00:48:23,960
Speaker 21: Seven.

1013
00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:26,120
Speaker 1: My man, how you doing? Look at this jacket? I

1014
00:48:26,239 --> 00:48:29,040
Speaker 1: like that? That's what velvet? That's that's nice?

1015
00:48:29,680 --> 00:48:30,360
Speaker 2: What is that?

1016
00:48:30,560 --> 00:48:33,560
Speaker 7: I don't know what it is? First shot, that's that's

1017
00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:34,279
Speaker 7: I like that?

1018
00:48:34,719 --> 00:48:34,839
Speaker 12: Ten?

1019
00:48:35,120 --> 00:48:35,439
Speaker 7: My man?

1020
00:48:35,440 --> 00:48:38,680
Speaker 1: How are you? You're looking good today? I don't know

1021
00:48:38,719 --> 00:48:39,000
Speaker 1: what's that?

1022
00:48:39,920 --> 00:48:43,000
Speaker 5: Did you didn't get like botox or fillers. I'm just

1023
00:48:43,040 --> 00:48:44,440
Speaker 5: saying it. So he looks young.

1024
00:48:44,560 --> 00:48:47,919
Speaker 1: That's it. Thanks, man, he looks so god.

1025
00:48:48,040 --> 00:48:50,480
Speaker 6: He's like, uh, I wanted to say something too, but

1026
00:48:50,520 --> 00:48:52,279
Speaker 6: I want to come off weird like Steve O. You

1027
00:48:52,320 --> 00:48:54,880
Speaker 6: look really good because that means like, hey man, I

1028
00:48:54,920 --> 00:48:57,200
Speaker 6: appreciate it bad before, and I don't think he did.

1029
00:48:57,239 --> 00:49:01,360
Speaker 1: But he just looks good. Benjamin Button did diversing in age.

1030
00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:02,120
Speaker 1: What's happened?

1031
00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:04,240
Speaker 7: Well, I don't know. I guess I've just been taking

1032
00:49:04,320 --> 00:49:07,239
Speaker 7: extra good care of myself, most recently because I'm two

1033
00:49:07,320 --> 00:49:09,480
Speaker 7: weeks away from taping a new comedy special.

1034
00:49:09,560 --> 00:49:09,960
Speaker 1: Oh are you?

1035
00:49:10,080 --> 00:49:11,000
Speaker 7: I want to look great?

1036
00:49:11,239 --> 00:49:12,200
Speaker 1: Where are you gonna tape that?

1037
00:49:12,400 --> 00:49:12,760
Speaker 7: Denver?

1038
00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:17,839
Speaker 1: In Denver, Colorado? And you started stand up later? Right?

1039
00:49:17,920 --> 00:49:20,040
Speaker 5: Like my understanding, I could be wrong about this, but

1040
00:49:20,120 --> 00:49:22,399
Speaker 5: you did all of the stuff with Jackass and all

1041
00:49:22,520 --> 00:49:23,400
Speaker 5: that kind of stuff.

1042
00:49:24,080 --> 00:49:26,920
Speaker 1: You didn't start doing stand up comedy until later. Correct.

1043
00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:29,080
Speaker 7: Well, the first time I tried it was two thousand

1044
00:49:29,120 --> 00:49:32,640
Speaker 7: and six. Uh huh, and uh I really dove into

1045
00:49:32,719 --> 00:49:36,799
Speaker 7: it twenty ten, So I've been going for like seven years.

1046
00:49:36,880 --> 00:49:39,440
Speaker 1: Was it harder than you thought?

1047
00:49:39,760 --> 00:49:43,879
Speaker 7: It was scary at first? Like really scary, and then

1048
00:49:43,920 --> 00:49:47,400
Speaker 7: I kind of found my way with it. I guess

1049
00:49:47,400 --> 00:49:50,120
Speaker 7: probably the most uphill thing is just people, you know,

1050
00:49:50,600 --> 00:49:53,480
Speaker 7: not wanting to kind of wrap their head around STEVEO

1051
00:49:53,560 --> 00:49:57,840
Speaker 7: doing stand up, right, But my whole approach has just

1052
00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:01,440
Speaker 7: been to be just kind of reckless and shameless and

1053
00:50:01,840 --> 00:50:02,880
Speaker 7: an attention horror.

1054
00:50:03,200 --> 00:50:07,439
Speaker 5: Do you have to are people uh expecting you when

1055
00:50:07,440 --> 00:50:10,279
Speaker 5: you're doing your stand up, like to staple your nuts

1056
00:50:10,320 --> 00:50:11,759
Speaker 5: to your forehead or something like that?

1057
00:50:12,120 --> 00:50:12,319
Speaker 24: They?

1058
00:50:13,200 --> 00:50:17,560
Speaker 7: I mean, not too much, but but I I with

1059
00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:20,800
Speaker 7: my new this new project, I really marry my worlds.

1060
00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:24,040
Speaker 7: It's a sort of part Jackass movie, part comedy special.

1061
00:50:24,400 --> 00:50:26,640
Speaker 7: I got the whole gang together for the first time

1062
00:50:26,680 --> 00:50:30,160
Speaker 7: in seven years, like a real Jackass reunion. Yeah, and

1063
00:50:30,200 --> 00:50:32,879
Speaker 7: they ductate me to the side of a truck, hit

1064
00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:35,799
Speaker 7: baseballs at me, and then uh and I rode on

1065
00:50:35,880 --> 00:50:38,000
Speaker 7: the truck to the theater in Denver.

1066
00:50:39,600 --> 00:50:41,439
Speaker 1: So is this the thing?

1067
00:50:41,840 --> 00:50:44,680
Speaker 5: I saw one thing that you were I think you

1068
00:50:44,719 --> 00:50:48,960
Speaker 5: were filming something and you made jet fuel angels.

1069
00:50:49,040 --> 00:50:51,520
Speaker 7: This was this was for the same comedy special.

1070
00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:55,040
Speaker 1: First of all, do you finance your own stuff? Because

1071
00:50:55,080 --> 00:50:58,080
Speaker 1: I can't imagine any company like paying Steve O to

1072
00:50:58,120 --> 00:51:00,440
Speaker 1: do something and he comes back with our So I'm

1073
00:51:00,480 --> 00:51:03,080
Speaker 1: gonna put jet fuel all over myself and make fire

1074
00:51:03,120 --> 00:51:06,160
Speaker 1: angels or whatever you did, right, and then go sure,

1075
00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:08,160
Speaker 1: that's that's that's.

1076
00:51:07,960 --> 00:51:10,239
Speaker 7: The thing is that I have done it all on

1077
00:51:10,280 --> 00:51:13,480
Speaker 7: my own, this new thing. And there's no way you

1078
00:51:13,640 --> 00:51:16,200
Speaker 7: make a great point, there's no way that anything I

1079
00:51:16,239 --> 00:51:18,040
Speaker 7: did for this maybe.

1080
00:51:17,800 --> 00:51:21,319
Speaker 1: The no there's nothing, no, no, no one. All these

1081
00:51:21,360 --> 00:51:23,120
Speaker 1: corporations they don't want to take on.

1082
00:51:24,239 --> 00:51:26,399
Speaker 7: Right. The safest new bit I did was to have

1083
00:51:26,960 --> 00:51:29,320
Speaker 7: chrispon I want to say this carefuly. Chris Ponnie is

1084
00:51:29,400 --> 00:51:34,600
Speaker 7: complete himself into a condom at my house.

1085
00:51:34,480 --> 00:51:36,920
Speaker 1: And uh, what you do with the well.

1086
00:51:36,840 --> 00:51:38,799
Speaker 7: He came out, he handed it to me in front

1087
00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:41,560
Speaker 7: of my dad. So we filled my dad's reaction when

1088
00:51:41,560 --> 00:51:47,440
Speaker 7: I put it in my mouth. You think you're disappointed

1089
00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:47,680
Speaker 7: in me?

1090
00:51:49,320 --> 00:51:51,759
Speaker 1: God, why do you do that?

1091
00:51:52,280 --> 00:51:57,600
Speaker 7: Because my dad's have been notoriously kind of homophobic, and

1092
00:51:57,600 --> 00:52:01,719
Speaker 7: that that sort of area of our of our repertoire,

1093
00:52:01,800 --> 00:52:02,880
Speaker 7: has been the most which.

1094
00:52:02,680 --> 00:52:04,919
Speaker 5: Is a lot, because they think of all the things

1095
00:52:04,920 --> 00:52:07,400
Speaker 5: that people are always naked or putting their ass on

1096
00:52:07,480 --> 00:52:09,120
Speaker 5: each other's faces, or ball.

1097
00:52:09,040 --> 00:52:12,960
Speaker 1: Sex or whatever. And so your dad, your Dad was like, okay,

1098
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:14,640
Speaker 1: we actually handled it pretty well.

1099
00:52:14,719 --> 00:52:16,320
Speaker 7: He was just staying at my house. He took it

1100
00:52:16,360 --> 00:52:18,719
Speaker 7: pretty well until the next day. And you know, like

1101
00:52:18,840 --> 00:52:21,759
Speaker 7: I said, a healthier guy lately. He came right out

1102
00:52:21,800 --> 00:52:24,680
Speaker 7: in less than twenty four hours. So oh, the next

1103
00:52:24,760 --> 00:52:26,840
Speaker 7: day I came running up the stairs to show it

1104
00:52:26,880 --> 00:52:29,400
Speaker 7: to him again. And at that point it was too much.

1105
00:52:30,600 --> 00:52:34,480
Speaker 25: That was too much story from the first Jackass where

1106
00:52:34,560 --> 00:52:38,480
Speaker 25: Ryan Dunn actually inserted a toy car and Stevo backed

1107
00:52:38,480 --> 00:52:41,080
Speaker 25: out of it because he was ashamed of disappointing his father,

1108
00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:44,240
Speaker 25: and then you really ramped it up in the years since,

1109
00:52:44,760 --> 00:52:46,920
Speaker 25: right right.

1110
00:52:46,880 --> 00:52:50,319
Speaker 7: That that one I remember telling Dad and the way

1111
00:52:50,360 --> 00:52:53,080
Speaker 7: the Dad said, oh no, I could just hear it

1112
00:52:53,120 --> 00:52:56,640
Speaker 7: in his voice, the shame and disappointment. Right, Yeah, that

1113
00:52:57,080 --> 00:53:00,440
Speaker 7: was too much. But yeah, there was one one I

1114
00:53:00,440 --> 00:53:02,040
Speaker 7: did for this new one. There's like a lot of

1115
00:53:02,040 --> 00:53:03,759
Speaker 7: new kind of bits and I build it into the

1116
00:53:03,800 --> 00:53:07,600
Speaker 7: stand up and I was thinking that, you know, I'm

1117
00:53:07,600 --> 00:53:11,240
Speaker 7: pretty sure women can paint their boobs and post pictures

1118
00:53:11,239 --> 00:53:13,640
Speaker 7: with them on Instagram, so I figured I should be

1119
00:53:13,680 --> 00:53:15,799
Speaker 7: able to paint my wiener and do whatever I want.

1120
00:53:16,400 --> 00:53:20,760
Speaker 7: And I put together this great like like cyclist suit

1121
00:53:20,800 --> 00:53:22,920
Speaker 7: with the ten speed bike and the helmet and the

1122
00:53:22,920 --> 00:53:26,520
Speaker 7: spandex shirt and just painted on the shorts, just like

1123
00:53:27,080 --> 00:53:31,319
Speaker 7: just painting. I went around crashing, crashing this bike, and

1124
00:53:31,400 --> 00:53:33,640
Speaker 7: you know, in front of people, and some I'm sprawled out.

1125
00:53:33,680 --> 00:53:35,399
Speaker 7: They're like, O, are you okay? They put their hand

1126
00:53:35,440 --> 00:53:38,279
Speaker 7: to help me up. Here's here's my wiener, you know.

1127
00:53:38,960 --> 00:53:42,200
Speaker 7: And it really is one of the funniest things ever.

1128
00:53:42,320 --> 00:53:45,879
Speaker 7: But but doing it was just so uncomfortable and I'm

1129
00:53:45,880 --> 00:53:48,920
Speaker 7: just like, this is this is completely illegal?

1130
00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:52,960
Speaker 1: And do you do you ever think to yourself, almost

1131
00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:55,200
Speaker 1: like your father's mindset, like here you are, I don't

1132
00:53:55,200 --> 00:53:58,640
Speaker 1: know how old you are for three. Do you ever

1133
00:53:58,680 --> 00:54:02,160
Speaker 1: think to yourself like, as you're laying there naked with

1134
00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:05,719
Speaker 1: your wien or painted as bike shorts, thinking I'm a

1135
00:54:05,760 --> 00:54:07,239
Speaker 1: forty three year old Ryan?

1136
00:54:09,280 --> 00:54:13,239
Speaker 7: I do, And uh, maybe not at the moment when

1137
00:54:13,239 --> 00:54:15,560
Speaker 7: I'm doing that, I think I'm just sort of thinking

1138
00:54:15,640 --> 00:54:17,400
Speaker 7: like I'm going to jail, you know.

1139
00:54:17,760 --> 00:54:19,200
Speaker 1: Do you think long term plans?

1140
00:54:19,239 --> 00:54:22,479
Speaker 5: Do you think, uh, you know, because you probably can't

1141
00:54:22,480 --> 00:54:25,839
Speaker 5: be sixty three doing stuff like that twenty years from now,

1142
00:54:25,920 --> 00:54:26,680
Speaker 5: or maybe you can't.

1143
00:54:26,719 --> 00:54:28,680
Speaker 7: I don't know, who knows you know, I like the

1144
00:54:28,719 --> 00:54:31,640
Speaker 7: idea of being sort of the Joan rivers of nutshots,

1145
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:36,080
Speaker 7: you know. But but but it's good with the you know,

1146
00:54:36,160 --> 00:54:39,000
Speaker 7: the stand up, and there's been uh, you know, some

1147
00:54:39,080 --> 00:54:41,839
Speaker 7: other stuff that kind of you know, worked my way

1148
00:54:41,880 --> 00:54:45,080
Speaker 7: into kind of things that have more longevity.

1149
00:54:45,200 --> 00:54:45,520
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1150
00:54:45,600 --> 00:54:48,440
Speaker 7: I don't know that. I'm too worried about it. Uh,

1151
00:54:48,560 --> 00:54:51,879
Speaker 7: let's see what happens. My big plan is to buy

1152
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:54,880
Speaker 7: land and open up an animal sanctuary.

1153
00:54:54,680 --> 00:54:57,479
Speaker 1: An animal sanction animal Where would you buy this land?

1154
00:54:57,480 --> 00:54:59,759
Speaker 1: And what kind of animals? Okay, what kind of land

1155
00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:00,879
Speaker 1: animals you want to ask?

1156
00:55:00,880 --> 00:55:03,960
Speaker 7: There's forty three species of farming animals that are really

1157
00:55:03,960 --> 00:55:07,400
Speaker 7: good for human interaction. I've linked up with the president

1158
00:55:07,440 --> 00:55:10,680
Speaker 7: of the National Wildlife Land Trust.

1159
00:55:11,040 --> 00:55:15,480
Speaker 1: Okay, right, yeah, whatever.

1160
00:55:15,239 --> 00:55:16,880
Speaker 7: But I mean I know that it's kind of a

1161
00:55:16,880 --> 00:55:20,000
Speaker 7: non secretur but but this is just something that I

1162
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:22,680
Speaker 7: just said. I don't want to have kids, so I'm

1163
00:55:22,719 --> 00:55:25,000
Speaker 7: getting a visectomy soon. This is gonna be the first

1164
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:28,120
Speaker 7: bit for my third comedy special, where I go to

1165
00:55:28,640 --> 00:55:31,600
Speaker 7: a urologist and in the clinic I get the procedure,

1166
00:55:31,760 --> 00:55:35,120
Speaker 7: the prosectomy, and then I have an obstacle course set

1167
00:55:35,200 --> 00:55:37,920
Speaker 7: up in the hallway so right out of the procedure

1168
00:55:37,960 --> 00:55:40,640
Speaker 7: with my gown and I go running through the tires

1169
00:55:40,680 --> 00:55:43,120
Speaker 7: and diving, you know, over stuff, and then a big

1170
00:55:43,200 --> 00:55:45,879
Speaker 7: looped up male stripper puts a balloon on my lap,

1171
00:55:45,880 --> 00:55:47,880
Speaker 7: you know, when I sit in a chair. He jumps

1172
00:55:47,920 --> 00:55:49,960
Speaker 7: on the lap and pops the balloon.

1173
00:55:50,080 --> 00:55:52,120
Speaker 1: Oh my god, because it's very painful to get a

1174
00:55:52,760 --> 00:55:53,600
Speaker 1: I heard a joke.

1175
00:55:53,480 --> 00:55:55,280
Speaker 7: When I was a kid. They said, what's the definition

1176
00:55:55,360 --> 00:55:59,319
Speaker 7: of macho? To jog home from your own And that

1177
00:55:59,440 --> 00:56:00,719
Speaker 7: was where I got the idea. And so then I

1178
00:56:00,719 --> 00:56:04,880
Speaker 7: figure after that, there's a period until you're supposed to

1179
00:56:05,360 --> 00:56:09,040
Speaker 7: supposed to wait and then make sure everything works okay,

1180
00:56:09,640 --> 00:56:12,120
Speaker 7: to complete yourself. So I figured for at that point,

1181
00:56:12,600 --> 00:56:17,200
Speaker 7: I'll go up into an airplane naked with the skydive

1182
00:56:17,320 --> 00:56:21,880
Speaker 7: instructored tandem strapped on my back, and I'll have like

1183
00:56:21,920 --> 00:56:26,319
Speaker 7: a little laptop watching some sillacious porno, and right at

1184
00:56:26,320 --> 00:56:29,560
Speaker 7: the point of no return, I'll throw the laptop out

1185
00:56:29,560 --> 00:56:33,000
Speaker 7: of the airplane and jump out and finish myself up.

1186
00:56:33,040 --> 00:56:38,200
Speaker 7: I call that skyjacket. So I'll have this guy strapped

1187
00:56:38,239 --> 00:56:41,080
Speaker 7: to my back, and then you know, my fluid will

1188
00:56:41,080 --> 00:56:44,359
Speaker 7: be flying everywhere and I'll be skydiving for the first time.

1189
00:56:44,680 --> 00:56:47,400
Speaker 1: How do you come up with these ideas?

1190
00:56:47,680 --> 00:56:50,680
Speaker 7: Skyjacking is something I came up with a long time ago,

1191
00:56:50,840 --> 00:56:52,959
Speaker 7: and I just as a jug. I was just over

1192
00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:57,520
Speaker 7: in England this past month hosting a big show for

1193
00:56:57,680 --> 00:57:01,279
Speaker 7: British TV, and and I mentioned it to someone there

1194
00:57:01,320 --> 00:57:02,879
Speaker 7: that is, oh, that's great, you got to do it.

1195
00:57:03,320 --> 00:57:05,160
Speaker 7: I thought, well, that's so perfect, I can do it.

1196
00:57:05,200 --> 00:57:09,319
Speaker 5: Right after that sounds like you're sober now, right, ten

1197
00:57:09,400 --> 00:57:12,360
Speaker 5: years sounds like something that you're just bombed out of

1198
00:57:12,400 --> 00:57:15,000
Speaker 5: your mind with a couple of buddies, and like one

1199
00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:17,400
Speaker 5: thing leads to another and you keep adding on, adding on,

1200
00:57:17,520 --> 00:57:19,640
Speaker 5: adding on, right, right, Yeah, you.

1201
00:57:19,560 --> 00:57:22,919
Speaker 7: Know, even in sobriety, terrible ideas just flows through my head.

1202
00:57:23,080 --> 00:57:25,560
Speaker 7: So it's been ten years, since almost ten years. Yeah,

1203
00:57:25,640 --> 00:57:27,120
Speaker 7: March tenth is my sobriety.

1204
00:57:27,280 --> 00:57:30,120
Speaker 1: That is quite the accomplishment. Was it hard? Is it hard?

1205
00:57:30,360 --> 00:57:31,080
Speaker 1: Is it still hard?

1206
00:57:31,160 --> 00:57:33,600
Speaker 7: Now? I don't think too much about drugs and alcohol

1207
00:57:33,800 --> 00:57:37,600
Speaker 7: per se, but life itself can can get difficult, you know.

1208
00:57:37,720 --> 00:57:41,400
Speaker 7: The you know, I've got an active mind, and I

1209
00:57:41,440 --> 00:57:45,760
Speaker 7: can it can be a dangerous place. But I'm fairly

1210
00:57:45,800 --> 00:57:49,360
Speaker 7: active in all the kind of sobriety community activity.

1211
00:57:49,520 --> 00:57:52,920
Speaker 1: So you're going to get an animal sanctuary in San Diego?

1212
00:57:53,400 --> 00:57:54,520
Speaker 1: Do you love animals?

1213
00:57:54,640 --> 00:57:57,920
Speaker 7: I do love animals, man, And rather than have kids

1214
00:57:57,960 --> 00:58:01,360
Speaker 7: and be stuck with a kid who's dad Steve O,

1215
00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:04,400
Speaker 7: which I think is kind of would be kind of

1216
00:58:04,400 --> 00:58:07,480
Speaker 7: a bummer for a kid. Yeah, I just want to

1217
00:58:07,480 --> 00:58:09,680
Speaker 7: pour myself into helping animals and people.

1218
00:58:10,200 --> 00:58:12,080
Speaker 1: You went to the top, didn't you climb the top

1219
00:58:12,080 --> 00:58:12,600
Speaker 1: of something?

1220
00:58:12,640 --> 00:58:17,200
Speaker 5: For she I'm still on probation still to the stand

1221
00:58:17,240 --> 00:58:19,320
Speaker 5: still to this day, I'm on probation for that, which

1222
00:58:19,400 --> 00:58:23,360
Speaker 5: makes it, uh particularly reckless that I went around showing

1223
00:58:23,400 --> 00:58:27,680
Speaker 5: people my waiter and uh and violation of your right

1224
00:58:27,760 --> 00:58:30,760
Speaker 5: and I was I rode for hundreds of miles duc

1225
00:58:30,840 --> 00:58:32,880
Speaker 5: taped to the side of a truck. Yeah, I was

1226
00:58:32,920 --> 00:58:35,000
Speaker 5: really asking for it, and I somehow got away with it.

1227
00:58:35,320 --> 00:58:38,280
Speaker 1: Now, Uh, you have been you know you want to

1228
00:58:38,280 --> 00:58:39,160
Speaker 1: have no kids?

1229
00:58:39,640 --> 00:58:40,000
Speaker 2: Right on?

1230
00:58:40,200 --> 00:58:42,360
Speaker 7: Kids. I've got a girlfriend and she doesn't want to

1231
00:58:42,360 --> 00:58:42,960
Speaker 7: have kids either.

1232
00:58:43,080 --> 00:58:46,200
Speaker 1: Really, Yeah, you've you've how long have you been together

1233
00:58:46,240 --> 00:58:47,000
Speaker 1: with this girlfriend?

1234
00:58:47,960 --> 00:58:52,360
Speaker 7: We're actually three days away from the one year anniversary

1235
00:58:52,360 --> 00:58:54,200
Speaker 7: of when we met. Really, and I've never been in

1236
00:58:54,240 --> 00:58:58,160
Speaker 7: a relationship for a full year before this is excited.

1237
00:58:57,800 --> 00:59:00,960
Speaker 1: So you have to make it through the next three days. Well,

1238
00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:02,280
Speaker 1: that was the day that we met.

1239
00:59:02,320 --> 00:59:05,400
Speaker 7: We didn't actually we didn't actually really start.

1240
00:59:05,200 --> 00:59:07,080
Speaker 5: To remember when you met her. How do you remember

1241
00:59:07,080 --> 00:59:09,320
Speaker 5: the exact day? Did you meet at a function.

1242
00:59:09,120 --> 00:59:11,920
Speaker 7: Or it was I was doing a job for Pepsi

1243
00:59:12,680 --> 00:59:16,200
Speaker 7: and it was some campaign because they had the Pepsi

1244
00:59:17,200 --> 00:59:20,680
Speaker 7: Super Bowl halftime show and I got a gig to

1245
00:59:20,760 --> 00:59:23,000
Speaker 7: promote it, and then we filmed this whole thing, and

1246
00:59:23,040 --> 00:59:26,400
Speaker 7: she worked in the art department. Okay, and Pepsi determined

1247
00:59:26,440 --> 00:59:29,919
Speaker 7: that what we filmed was too violent, so it never

1248
00:59:30,040 --> 00:59:33,480
Speaker 7: came out, which is funny because they shelved mine, like

1249
00:59:33,880 --> 00:59:36,840
Speaker 7: maybe a couple of weeks before they ran Kendall Jenner's.

1250
00:59:36,960 --> 00:59:40,920
Speaker 5: Which caused a lot of you know, like she's promoting

1251
00:59:40,960 --> 00:59:44,040
Speaker 5: world peace with a Pepsi and she brace relations and

1252
00:59:44,080 --> 00:59:47,520
Speaker 5: police brutality by handing a cop a Pepsi.

1253
00:59:47,880 --> 00:59:49,920
Speaker 7: Right, I thought that was pretty funny. But it was

1254
00:59:49,960 --> 00:59:52,680
Speaker 7: great because uh, you know, I mean whatever, Like it

1255
00:59:52,720 --> 00:59:56,160
Speaker 7: was a Papa John's pizza slash Pepsi thing, and it's

1256
00:59:56,280 --> 00:59:57,920
Speaker 7: these are the last things I wanted to promote.

1257
00:59:57,960 --> 00:59:59,840
Speaker 1: So would they pay? So yeah, it was.

1258
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:01,960
Speaker 7: It was a good amount of money. There's a good

1259
01:00:01,960 --> 01:00:03,880
Speaker 7: amount of money. And I got paid all the money

1260
01:00:03,880 --> 01:00:06,040
Speaker 7: and I met you know, what's really proven to be

1261
01:00:06,080 --> 01:00:08,400
Speaker 7: the love of my life. And I didn't have to

1262
01:00:08,400 --> 01:00:10,240
Speaker 7: promote Pepsi or Papa John.

1263
01:00:10,360 --> 01:00:12,280
Speaker 1: So how long was it before you started dating?

1264
01:00:12,280 --> 01:00:16,920
Speaker 7: After we got down to the physical business of it

1265
01:00:17,040 --> 01:00:21,360
Speaker 7: right away, now, February fifth, man very slow and conventional.

1266
01:00:21,440 --> 01:00:24,960
Speaker 7: We went on dates and then after Tom Brady won

1267
01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:26,760
Speaker 7: that miraculous super Bowl.

1268
01:00:28,560 --> 01:00:33,040
Speaker 1: Over the edge, right, So it's going on a year now.

1269
01:00:32,960 --> 01:00:34,680
Speaker 7: It's going on a year. I'm looking at you.

1270
01:00:34,640 --> 01:00:37,000
Speaker 1: Know, when you met her on the set or wherever

1271
01:00:37,040 --> 01:00:39,920
Speaker 1: that you met her, did you did you know this

1272
01:00:40,400 --> 01:00:42,560
Speaker 1: you like this chick or I mean, you want to

1273
01:00:42,560 --> 01:00:44,240
Speaker 1: bang this chick, But did you know it would last?

1274
01:00:44,960 --> 01:00:47,840
Speaker 7: I mean, how could you ever know? But she was

1275
01:00:47,880 --> 01:00:52,440
Speaker 7: wearing a ring on her wedding finger or whatever, the

1276
01:00:52,480 --> 01:00:55,240
Speaker 7: marriage finger. Yeah, so I figured she was off limits.

1277
01:00:55,600 --> 01:00:58,840
Speaker 7: But it turned out that that ring was just I

1278
01:00:58,880 --> 01:01:04,200
Speaker 7: don't know, right, gotcha, it was a creeping yeah. So

1279
01:01:04,200 --> 01:01:08,160
Speaker 7: so yeah, she she slid into my d m oh okay,

1280
01:01:08,240 --> 01:01:12,080
Speaker 7: all right, right, and we just went on a handful

1281
01:01:12,080 --> 01:01:17,160
Speaker 7: of dates and then and and it's it's really remarkable man,

1282
01:01:17,720 --> 01:01:22,000
Speaker 7: how we we've like never yelled at any one another,

1283
01:01:22,160 --> 01:01:28,280
Speaker 7: like we uh that just resolve conflict in a very mature.

1284
01:01:27,880 --> 01:01:31,080
Speaker 1: Way, healthy way, which is a first for you.

1285
01:01:31,920 --> 01:01:34,320
Speaker 7: It is. Yeah, my relationship before that we couldn't go

1286
01:01:34,440 --> 01:01:37,000
Speaker 7: for Before that, it was cat BONDI.

1287
01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:39,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, the tattoo artists correct.

1288
01:01:39,240 --> 01:01:41,920
Speaker 7: Yeah, and we were not able to ever go I

1289
01:01:41,960 --> 01:01:44,880
Speaker 7: think two days without some blowout?

1290
01:01:45,200 --> 01:01:46,880
Speaker 5: Do you think it was just a combination of the

1291
01:01:46,920 --> 01:01:48,800
Speaker 5: two of you. Do you think Cat Vonde could date

1292
01:01:49,640 --> 01:01:53,760
Speaker 5: someone else, me, dater whoever, and like have a normal

1293
01:01:53,880 --> 01:01:56,800
Speaker 5: relationship where you're not having blow ups every two days.

1294
01:01:56,920 --> 01:01:58,960
Speaker 1: I would like to.

1295
01:01:59,720 --> 01:02:02,520
Speaker 7: I would wish I would wish for her to half

1296
01:02:02,520 --> 01:02:02,800
Speaker 7: of that.

1297
01:02:03,080 --> 01:02:07,360
Speaker 1: Because didn't you date her twice like I did recently, years.

1298
01:02:07,200 --> 01:02:10,520
Speaker 7: A long long time ago? And then and then about

1299
01:02:11,120 --> 01:02:11,880
Speaker 7: whatever did.

1300
01:02:11,800 --> 01:02:14,200
Speaker 1: You fall prey to this? Here's what happens sometimes, because

1301
01:02:14,240 --> 01:02:17,320
Speaker 1: I've I've fallen victim times. You break up with a

1302
01:02:17,400 --> 01:02:21,040
Speaker 1: girl and you know, because she's crazy, and then you

1303
01:02:21,080 --> 01:02:24,240
Speaker 1: see the same girl five six years later and you go, oh, man,

1304
01:02:24,320 --> 01:02:26,680
Speaker 1: she's hot. Why did I Why did I break up

1305
01:02:26,680 --> 01:02:29,280
Speaker 1: with her? Strike up a conversation you're like, God, I

1306
01:02:29,320 --> 01:02:31,280
Speaker 1: was such an idiot to break up with her. You

1307
01:02:31,320 --> 01:02:34,280
Speaker 1: get back together, and then about two weeks later you go,

1308
01:02:34,680 --> 01:02:38,160
Speaker 1: this nuts.

1309
01:02:37,760 --> 01:02:40,200
Speaker 7: Right, It wasn't the case that I had broken up

1310
01:02:40,240 --> 01:02:43,520
Speaker 7: with her. It was, you know, the first time around

1311
01:02:43,600 --> 01:02:46,840
Speaker 7: two thousand and seven, I was in such terrible shape

1312
01:02:46,880 --> 01:02:50,120
Speaker 7: and so much trouble with drugs and alcohol that she

1313
01:02:50,320 --> 01:02:54,680
Speaker 7: just had to cut me loose. And then over the

1314
01:02:54,720 --> 01:02:57,440
Speaker 7: course of the following so many years, we both got sober,

1315
01:02:57,560 --> 01:03:00,720
Speaker 7: we both became big into animal rights and and vegan

1316
01:03:00,840 --> 01:03:04,840
Speaker 7: and you know, and you know whatever, you know, sort

1317
01:03:04,880 --> 01:03:07,800
Speaker 7: of minor celebrity that we both have, and there was

1318
01:03:07,920 --> 01:03:11,600
Speaker 7: a lot of compatibility, and so it seemed like it

1319
01:03:11,680 --> 01:03:14,480
Speaker 7: made sense. And then it was like sort of like

1320
01:03:14,520 --> 01:03:17,840
Speaker 7: you said, oh, yeah, right, right, but you know, I

1321
01:03:17,840 --> 01:03:18,320
Speaker 7: mean whatever.

1322
01:03:18,480 --> 01:03:21,040
Speaker 1: But it is an amazing how different things like, I'm engaged.

1323
01:03:21,080 --> 01:03:23,040
Speaker 1: I've been engaged. I don't know how many years. A

1324
01:03:23,080 --> 01:03:24,840
Speaker 1: couple of years now, I mean, I don't know, but

1325
01:03:25,520 --> 01:03:27,600
Speaker 1: I think it's about four years that I've been together

1326
01:03:27,640 --> 01:03:31,440
Speaker 1: with her, and we've never fought.

1327
01:03:32,840 --> 01:03:33,040
Speaker 7: Great.

1328
01:03:33,080 --> 01:03:35,680
Speaker 5: It's just it's a very I tell people, I go, look,

1329
01:03:36,360 --> 01:03:38,800
Speaker 5: people call into the show all the time and oh,

1330
01:03:38,840 --> 01:03:42,040
Speaker 5: I'm fighting with my girlfriends. She did this, she's crazy

1331
01:03:42,080 --> 01:03:44,400
Speaker 5: and she threw my clothes out onto the front. I go,

1332
01:03:44,640 --> 01:03:46,320
Speaker 5: you don't need to put up with this nonsense.

1333
01:03:47,040 --> 01:03:50,120
Speaker 1: People. It's amazing what people will put up with in relationships.

1334
01:03:50,200 --> 01:03:52,600
Speaker 7: Right well, I mean a lot of people thrive on

1335
01:03:52,840 --> 01:03:56,400
Speaker 7: the drama of the conflict and all that, and and

1336
01:03:57,520 --> 01:03:59,800
Speaker 7: I'm so grateful that that's not part of my story.

1337
01:03:59,880 --> 01:04:02,120
Speaker 1: Right yeah, So you sounds like you're happy.

1338
01:04:02,560 --> 01:04:04,200
Speaker 7: I'm like, yeah, really pretty happy.

1339
01:04:04,200 --> 01:04:06,360
Speaker 1: Would you ever get married? Well, you've been married.

1340
01:04:06,760 --> 01:04:07,560
Speaker 7: I have never been married.

1341
01:04:07,600 --> 01:04:10,040
Speaker 1: I thought you've been married twice. I got a I

1342
01:04:10,200 --> 01:04:13,439
Speaker 1: had a bad wikipedia or something that I got Yeah,

1343
01:04:13,480 --> 01:04:14,840
Speaker 1: I got engaged.

1344
01:04:17,080 --> 01:04:19,720
Speaker 7: You know, there were such false alarms. I don't even

1345
01:04:19,760 --> 01:04:21,920
Speaker 7: really consider them. That was kind of out of my mind.

1346
01:04:22,560 --> 01:04:23,760
Speaker 7: But you know, I never got.

1347
01:04:23,600 --> 01:04:25,360
Speaker 1: Married, never got married. So would you get married to

1348
01:04:25,400 --> 01:04:26,200
Speaker 1: this new girl you think?

1349
01:04:27,600 --> 01:04:29,880
Speaker 7: I certainly, I'm thinking about.

1350
01:04:29,600 --> 01:04:32,320
Speaker 1: Thinking about it. You're yeah, you're ready, but no kids,

1351
01:04:32,400 --> 01:04:35,040
Speaker 1: you're kids? You would do it? Tell me about this

1352
01:04:35,120 --> 01:04:36,720
Speaker 1: jet fuel uh firing?

1353
01:04:37,160 --> 01:04:40,760
Speaker 7: Well, when you take rocket engine like model rockets.

1354
01:04:40,520 --> 01:04:43,880
Speaker 1: Okay, and then the like the hard powdery kind of.

1355
01:04:43,880 --> 01:04:45,880
Speaker 7: Right right, you hollow out the engine and it's this

1356
01:04:46,080 --> 01:04:50,880
Speaker 7: like super volatile kind of gunpowder looking stuff. And there's

1357
01:04:50,920 --> 01:04:52,760
Speaker 7: just a bunch of stunts that I did with like

1358
01:04:52,840 --> 01:04:55,480
Speaker 7: different explosions and and this is I wanted to be

1359
01:04:55,480 --> 01:04:57,400
Speaker 7: able to do a big grand finale blowing up my

1360
01:04:57,440 --> 01:05:01,280
Speaker 7: living room, and uh, I just kept getting away with

1361
01:05:01,320 --> 01:05:03,480
Speaker 7: every stunt, and I thought, well, you.

1362
01:05:03,440 --> 01:05:05,560
Speaker 1: Know, Figer and better, let's just keep going.

1363
01:05:05,960 --> 01:05:08,240
Speaker 7: I gotta get kind of hurt, right, So the plan

1364
01:05:08,440 --> 01:05:11,880
Speaker 7: was we sort of sprinkled this like really wait too much,

1365
01:05:12,080 --> 01:05:14,680
Speaker 7: just so much for this rocket engine fuel all over

1366
01:05:14,720 --> 01:05:16,960
Speaker 7: the living room carpet, and I laid in it and

1367
01:05:16,960 --> 01:05:18,880
Speaker 7: did the snow angel as my buddies blew it up,

1368
01:05:18,920 --> 01:05:20,600
Speaker 7: and I just right away I knew.

1369
01:05:20,760 --> 01:05:22,440
Speaker 1: You knew him instantly.

1370
01:05:22,040 --> 01:05:24,800
Speaker 7: Before the fire was even out. Someone skin was missing?

1371
01:05:25,400 --> 01:05:27,760
Speaker 1: What is what? What does this feel like? Just incredible?

1372
01:05:27,760 --> 01:05:31,960
Speaker 7: I mean I've before yeah, and uh yeah, it's just

1373
01:05:32,040 --> 01:05:33,600
Speaker 7: like wow, Okay, I just got burned.

1374
01:05:33,480 --> 01:05:36,160
Speaker 1: And I've touched a stove and it's like an incredible

1375
01:05:36,560 --> 01:05:38,480
Speaker 1: like right, just just finger.

1376
01:05:38,680 --> 01:05:42,680
Speaker 7: I ended up having h skin grafted on to fifteen

1377
01:05:42,720 --> 01:05:45,400
Speaker 7: percent of my body. It was terrible.

1378
01:05:45,480 --> 01:05:47,160
Speaker 1: What does it look like today? Is it? Is it

1379
01:05:47,240 --> 01:05:47,840
Speaker 1: like crazy?

1380
01:05:48,560 --> 01:05:51,800
Speaker 7: It's generally pretty heeled up. There's a lot of tattoos

1381
01:05:51,840 --> 01:05:56,120
Speaker 7: that are a bit faded, you know, none that are

1382
01:05:56,120 --> 01:06:01,320
Speaker 7: completely gone, but but some are quite faded. And I

1383
01:06:01,640 --> 01:06:06,160
Speaker 7: went to Yeah, I mean it happened July third. It

1384
01:06:06,320 --> 01:06:08,200
Speaker 7: was like a couple of days, and I went to

1385
01:06:08,240 --> 01:06:12,439
Speaker 7: Denver to do shows, and each day the pain hurt

1386
01:06:12,440 --> 01:06:14,120
Speaker 7: more and more. I ended up having to cancel shows

1387
01:06:14,120 --> 01:06:16,280
Speaker 7: because I was in surgery, and that's why I chose

1388
01:06:16,320 --> 01:06:18,720
Speaker 7: Denver to go back and kind of pick up. That's

1389
01:06:18,720 --> 01:06:22,200
Speaker 7: why I'm just doing the special. And I was in

1390
01:06:22,240 --> 01:06:24,160
Speaker 7: the burn unit in Denver, and then the next week

1391
01:06:24,200 --> 01:06:26,800
Speaker 7: I was in the burn unit in Phoenix because that

1392
01:06:26,960 --> 01:06:30,600
Speaker 7: shows there, and I heard I heard so many times,

1393
01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:33,880
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, everybody who gets shot and stabbed, they'll tell

1394
01:06:33,920 --> 01:06:35,320
Speaker 7: you the burns are the worst.

1395
01:06:35,520 --> 01:06:35,840
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1396
01:06:35,920 --> 01:06:39,880
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's would rather be shot or stabbed than go

1397
01:06:39,920 --> 01:06:42,840
Speaker 7: through it. And there's no question, hands down by far,

1398
01:06:43,800 --> 01:06:48,160
Speaker 7: that that burn episode was the most pain I've ever

1399
01:06:48,200 --> 01:06:51,120
Speaker 7: been in. And what's crazy is that it gets it

1400
01:06:51,120 --> 01:06:53,080
Speaker 7: gets worse and worse. I didn't know that because I'd

1401
01:06:53,080 --> 01:06:55,960
Speaker 7: never had like really serious third degree burns, you know,

1402
01:06:56,040 --> 01:06:58,520
Speaker 7: in my all my experience. It hurt really bad, and

1403
01:06:58,560 --> 01:07:01,400
Speaker 7: I healed in this case, it hurt really bad, and

1404
01:07:01,400 --> 01:07:03,520
Speaker 7: then the next day it hurt worse, and then worse

1405
01:07:03,560 --> 01:07:05,480
Speaker 7: and then worse. And when I finally showed up at

1406
01:07:05,480 --> 01:07:09,720
Speaker 7: the hospital in Denver, just begging for become a sober guy,

1407
01:07:09,760 --> 01:07:11,960
Speaker 7: and I'm like, do you guys have any numbing cream,

1408
01:07:12,400 --> 01:07:15,360
Speaker 7: anything I can smear all over myself that'll take the

1409
01:07:15,400 --> 01:07:17,560
Speaker 7: pain away? And they said, yeah, you know, we got

1410
01:07:17,600 --> 01:07:19,800
Speaker 7: something like that, but let's check you in and get

1411
01:07:19,800 --> 01:07:23,160
Speaker 7: you looked at. And the doctors looked at me. They

1412
01:07:23,240 --> 01:07:25,280
Speaker 7: just freaked out. They're like, where that What the hell.

1413
01:07:25,120 --> 01:07:26,800
Speaker 1: Have you been doing for five days?

1414
01:07:26,840 --> 01:07:29,000
Speaker 7: Like this isn't it Not only is it not healing,

1415
01:07:29,040 --> 01:07:30,760
Speaker 7: it's getting like dramatically worse.

1416
01:07:31,200 --> 01:07:34,400
Speaker 1: You could get it infection and staff.

1417
01:07:34,080 --> 01:07:38,200
Speaker 7: Infection, all that. And what's more is that the damage

1418
01:07:38,240 --> 01:07:40,800
Speaker 7: actually spreads when you have these burns, and I don't

1419
01:07:40,840 --> 01:07:43,360
Speaker 7: know how I made it, you know, forty three years

1420
01:07:43,360 --> 01:07:47,200
Speaker 7: and never learned. Yes, but the damage deepens and it spreads,

1421
01:07:47,240 --> 01:07:49,400
Speaker 7: and the pain just gets crazier and crazy.

1422
01:07:49,440 --> 01:07:51,840
Speaker 5: And you tell them I don't want pain killers. Right,

1423
01:07:52,120 --> 01:07:55,440
Speaker 5: Normally they would just drug someone up immediately, right, I told.

1424
01:07:55,320 --> 01:08:00,280
Speaker 7: Them I didn't want pain killers. But ultimately, when they asked,

1425
01:08:00,280 --> 01:08:03,200
Speaker 7: when's the last time I ate? And I had just eaten.

1426
01:08:03,560 --> 01:08:05,520
Speaker 7: They were like, oh, we have to wait for eight hours.

1427
01:08:06,040 --> 01:08:09,960
Speaker 7: And I was like, that's when I asked for paink

1428
01:08:10,280 --> 01:08:12,560
Speaker 7: I'm still in in all my sobriety, I've never filled

1429
01:08:12,560 --> 01:08:16,240
Speaker 7: out a prescription for painkillers. But I have had pain

1430
01:08:16,360 --> 01:08:19,800
Speaker 7: killers given, like in the hospital through an ivy for

1431
01:08:19,920 --> 01:08:20,639
Speaker 7: various things.

1432
01:08:20,800 --> 01:08:23,400
Speaker 5: When that happens, are you and you get this in

1433
01:08:23,439 --> 01:08:26,120
Speaker 5: the ivy? Does that worry you that you're going to

1434
01:08:26,920 --> 01:08:29,519
Speaker 5: because I had one time I went into the hospital,

1435
01:08:30,280 --> 01:08:32,639
Speaker 5: I had an intestinal block. I didn't know. I mean

1436
01:08:32,800 --> 01:08:34,920
Speaker 5: it just I felt fine at night. I woke up

1437
01:08:34,960 --> 01:08:38,679
Speaker 5: and went in did the radio show, and about half

1438
01:08:38,680 --> 01:08:41,040
Speaker 5: an hour, what about half an hour into the show theater,

1439
01:08:41,120 --> 01:08:43,599
Speaker 5: I'm like, I have a stomach ache. And about fifteen

1440
01:08:43,640 --> 01:08:46,360
Speaker 5: minutes after that, I'm bent over and I cannot move.

1441
01:08:46,640 --> 01:08:49,559
Speaker 5: I have an ambulance come to take me, and they

1442
01:08:49,560 --> 01:08:52,160
Speaker 5: gave me dilauded or something that's what it's called in

1443
01:08:52,200 --> 01:08:52,759
Speaker 5: the hospital.

1444
01:08:52,800 --> 01:08:54,919
Speaker 7: And sure that was a big drug in the drugstore

1445
01:08:55,000 --> 01:08:55,759
Speaker 7: Cowboy movie.

1446
01:08:55,880 --> 01:09:00,160
Speaker 5: I've never had any pain killers or anything and other

1447
01:09:00,280 --> 01:09:01,120
Speaker 5: than like a tile and all.

1448
01:09:01,120 --> 01:09:03,080
Speaker 1: And I asked you a nurse. I go, how long

1449
01:09:03,160 --> 01:09:04,680
Speaker 1: is this? I'm an intense pain. I go, how long

1450
01:09:04,760 --> 01:09:06,639
Speaker 1: is this going to take to kick in? Like thirty

1451
01:09:06,680 --> 01:09:09,000
Speaker 1: forty five minutes? She goes, oh no, she puts that

1452
01:09:09,120 --> 01:09:13,160
Speaker 1: in and it's like wow. And I immediately I'm like,

1453
01:09:13,200 --> 01:09:17,040
Speaker 1: what are you doing tonight? Baby? It's instantaneous. Are you

1454
01:09:17,120 --> 01:09:19,320
Speaker 1: worried that when you read something like that that that

1455
01:09:19,400 --> 01:09:21,320
Speaker 1: it triggers a well, yeah.

1456
01:09:21,200 --> 01:09:23,080
Speaker 7: It's like you open the cage, the whole gorilla is

1457
01:09:23,080 --> 01:09:25,840
Speaker 7: coming in, right. And so there's a major concern about that.

1458
01:09:25,920 --> 01:09:29,520
Speaker 7: And that's why I've been so careful not to take painkillers.

1459
01:09:29,520 --> 01:09:32,160
Speaker 7: But in this case, it just hurts so bad that

1460
01:09:32,280 --> 01:09:34,120
Speaker 7: I just didn't even care. I mean, the pain was

1461
01:09:34,160 --> 01:09:36,439
Speaker 7: so it was the worst pain I had ever been in.

1462
01:09:36,960 --> 01:09:39,960
Speaker 7: And sorry, I was just begging them for pain killers

1463
01:09:39,960 --> 01:09:42,720
Speaker 7: at that point. And my arms were so burnt the

1464
01:09:42,920 --> 01:09:44,559
Speaker 7: ivy had to go in my neck.

1465
01:09:44,680 --> 01:09:45,200
Speaker 1: Oh my god.

1466
01:09:45,280 --> 01:09:46,960
Speaker 7: This is one of my jokes for my new special.

1467
01:09:47,000 --> 01:09:51,240
Speaker 7: It's a you know what it's like to be a

1468
01:09:51,280 --> 01:09:53,960
Speaker 7: sober addict shooting up all these great drugs right into

1469
01:09:54,000 --> 01:09:56,800
Speaker 7: your neck. It's like being a pedophile and chuck e cheese.

1470
01:09:57,960 --> 01:09:59,200
Speaker 1: This is very dangerous.

1471
01:09:59,280 --> 01:10:00,439
Speaker 7: You know it was great.

1472
01:10:01,880 --> 01:10:05,000
Speaker 1: Now, if you had to it, would burning be the

1473
01:10:06,360 --> 01:10:07,599
Speaker 1: if you had to pick the way that you were

1474
01:10:07,600 --> 01:10:11,120
Speaker 1: going to go, would you say burning alive would be

1475
01:10:11,160 --> 01:10:13,759
Speaker 1: the last way you would want to go because you've

1476
01:10:13,800 --> 01:10:16,280
Speaker 1: been close to death probably twenty times.

1477
01:10:16,600 --> 01:10:16,800
Speaker 2: You know.

1478
01:10:16,840 --> 01:10:19,519
Speaker 7: What's so funny is they like for the like, uh,

1479
01:10:19,720 --> 01:10:22,080
Speaker 7: you know this, this, this, and I keep going back

1480
01:10:22,120 --> 01:10:24,839
Speaker 7: to this new comedy special. But there's a lot of arrests,

1481
01:10:24,920 --> 01:10:27,799
Speaker 7: you know, like I'm playing with you know, I'm basically

1482
01:10:27,840 --> 01:10:30,600
Speaker 7: breaking the wall left and right, which which makes it

1483
01:10:30,680 --> 01:10:34,400
Speaker 7: so fun like nothing I did for it? Could you ensure?

1484
01:10:35,840 --> 01:10:38,400
Speaker 7: Which is my favorite because it actually takes it a

1485
01:10:38,439 --> 01:10:42,560
Speaker 7: step beyond how crazy Jackass was. And and so it

1486
01:10:43,040 --> 01:10:44,639
Speaker 7: kind of turns into a little bit of a journey

1487
01:10:44,680 --> 01:10:47,600
Speaker 7: through my criminal record. And I'm trying to find, like

1488
01:10:47,640 --> 01:10:49,320
Speaker 7: dig up all my mug shots, you know, so I

1489
01:10:49,320 --> 01:10:51,080
Speaker 7: could have like a montage like I'll look a little

1490
01:10:51,080 --> 01:10:54,040
Speaker 7: bit like d m M, you know, just like Lindsay Lohands.

1491
01:10:54,040 --> 01:10:55,599
Speaker 7: I have a lot of mugshots out there, and I'm

1492
01:10:55,640 --> 01:10:59,000
Speaker 7: trying to collect them together. And one of them I

1493
01:10:59,120 --> 01:11:00,599
Speaker 7: was reaching out to my reach out to my buddy

1494
01:11:00,600 --> 01:11:02,000
Speaker 7: who I got arrested with and I was like, yeah,

1495
01:11:02,000 --> 01:11:03,599
Speaker 7: I'm trying to get her mugshots. He goes, dude, I'll

1496
01:11:03,600 --> 01:11:06,439
Speaker 7: never forget that night. The cops were had their guns

1497
01:11:06,479 --> 01:11:09,120
Speaker 7: pulled out, the guns pointed at me, saying let me,

1498
01:11:09,280 --> 01:11:12,080
Speaker 7: you know, put your hands up them to see your hands.

1499
01:11:12,400 --> 01:11:15,799
Speaker 7: And I continued to try to shove my beer into

1500
01:11:15,840 --> 01:11:17,880
Speaker 7: the back of my book because I was underage. I

1501
01:11:17,960 --> 01:11:20,800
Speaker 7: was only nineteen, yeah, And I hear him trying like,

1502
01:11:20,800 --> 01:11:22,400
Speaker 7: I don't want, like I'm not supposed to have my

1503
01:11:22,400 --> 01:11:24,560
Speaker 7: beer because I'm underage, right, And I'm just trying to

1504
01:11:24,600 --> 01:11:28,759
Speaker 7: stick it in my I'm drunk out of my mind

1505
01:11:29,200 --> 01:11:31,639
Speaker 7: and I'm trying to like stick jam this beer into

1506
01:11:31,640 --> 01:11:33,960
Speaker 7: my pants, and the cops have their guns to me,

1507
01:11:33,960 --> 01:11:35,599
Speaker 7: They're like, let me shoo your hands, and I keep

1508
01:11:35,640 --> 01:11:38,080
Speaker 7: doing that, like that might actually be one of the

1509
01:11:38,080 --> 01:11:39,280
Speaker 7: craziest stunt you.

1510
01:11:39,240 --> 01:11:42,800
Speaker 1: Know, you would have. And that's exactly what my buddy said.

1511
01:11:42,920 --> 01:11:44,759
Speaker 7: He texted me. He said, it's a good thing you're white.

1512
01:11:45,120 --> 01:11:45,400
Speaker 7: You went.

1513
01:11:47,760 --> 01:11:50,320
Speaker 14: When the bombs drop and there's nothing.

1514
01:11:50,080 --> 01:11:55,320
Speaker 4: Left but a faint radio signal, the only voice remaining will.

1515
01:11:55,200 --> 01:11:57,920
Speaker 2: Be rovers morning.

1516
01:12:02,760 --> 01:12:06,040
Speaker 1: After this, Hizzy, I think I have this nine call.

1517
01:12:06,840 --> 01:12:09,120
Speaker 1: This will be the first time that Mary Elizabeth's ever

1518
01:12:09,160 --> 01:12:11,479
Speaker 1: been heard on the show. Oh boy, Jeffrey's really happy.

1519
01:12:11,520 --> 01:12:15,639
Speaker 1: But is that why he's shower out there? He's just Jeffrey.

1520
01:12:15,640 --> 01:12:17,639
Speaker 1: When he's shower, he sits in his little chair out

1521
01:12:17,680 --> 01:12:20,640
Speaker 1: there in the hallway. It's not good, and he just

1522
01:12:20,680 --> 01:12:23,160
Speaker 1: stares at his phone like he just pretends like he

1523
01:12:23,320 --> 01:12:24,519
Speaker 1: doesn't even hear the show.

1524
01:12:24,560 --> 01:12:27,320
Speaker 9: He's just half the time he's just staring at you.

1525
01:12:27,400 --> 01:12:30,280
Speaker 9: It looks like he's staring at his phone. Jeff playing

1526
01:12:30,320 --> 01:12:33,760
Speaker 9: cards on my phone. Folly, Wow, that's good on the.

1527
01:12:35,439 --> 01:12:38,840
Speaker 1: So you just sit out there playing solitaire or so much.

1528
01:12:39,080 --> 01:12:41,280
Speaker 9: I didn't know my wife is in pie. Well, thank god,

1529
01:12:41,320 --> 01:12:43,240
Speaker 9: my wife's asleep right now. It's so. But she doesn't

1530
01:12:43,280 --> 01:12:44,880
Speaker 9: she really doesn't want her voice heard on the ear.

1531
01:12:45,040 --> 01:12:48,719
Speaker 9: So that's well now. But now when one calls public domain,

1532
01:12:49,280 --> 01:12:50,000
Speaker 9: unfortunately he.

1533
01:12:50,040 --> 01:12:52,760
Speaker 12: Saw I remember when I called nine one one, I

1534
01:12:52,800 --> 01:12:55,679
Speaker 12: didn't want my story out there, and they pulled that tape.

1535
01:12:55,760 --> 01:12:58,400
Speaker 8: Unfortunately it was public access my kids.

1536
01:12:59,080 --> 01:13:01,240
Speaker 9: Unfortunately he saw. Now I got and now I have

1537
01:13:01,320 --> 01:13:03,120
Speaker 9: to listen to her yell at me for the rest

1538
01:13:03,120 --> 01:13:03,479
Speaker 9: of the day.

1539
01:13:03,840 --> 01:13:05,920
Speaker 1: Get no sleep. So she's gonna punch you in the balls.

1540
01:13:06,600 --> 01:13:07,240
Speaker 1: Only knows what.

1541
01:13:08,640 --> 01:13:10,720
Speaker 9: Shot them down my throat. Like I said, God knows

1542
01:13:10,760 --> 01:13:13,120
Speaker 9: what tubes out sleep by the door for you to

1543
01:13:13,120 --> 01:13:14,280
Speaker 9: come home and sell your crotch.

1544
01:13:15,000 --> 01:13:16,599
Speaker 1: All right, thank you, Joe.

1545
01:13:16,600 --> 01:13:18,479
Speaker 9: Oh more like punch my lights out and probably break

1546
01:13:18,520 --> 01:13:20,839
Speaker 9: my nose. Who knows you might be approval.

1547
01:13:22,320 --> 01:13:23,240
Speaker 8: I wish I were married.

1548
01:13:23,880 --> 01:13:25,439
Speaker 9: She she has a temper.

1549
01:13:25,520 --> 01:13:28,640
Speaker 1: Maybe she'll rip that sweatshirt right off of you. This

1550
01:13:29,120 --> 01:13:30,479
Speaker 1: wants she wants to.

1551
01:13:31,520 --> 01:13:32,679
Speaker 8: I don't think that's going anywhere.

1552
01:13:32,760 --> 01:13:36,120
Speaker 9: Yeah, he has no, I don't.

1553
01:13:36,720 --> 01:13:38,280
Speaker 1: He doesn't want her to get her hands on it.

1554
01:13:38,360 --> 01:13:40,439
Speaker 1: So he sleeps and the thing hasn't taken off in

1555
01:13:40,520 --> 01:13:41,000
Speaker 1: the pens.

1556
01:13:40,880 --> 01:13:43,120
Speaker 12: To and you know people that kind of mold into

1557
01:13:43,120 --> 01:13:45,320
Speaker 12: the recliners.

1558
01:13:45,760 --> 01:13:48,200
Speaker 21: It's seeping into his chest.

1559
01:13:49,200 --> 01:13:51,320
Speaker 1: He's become one with that arm Jesus.

1560
01:13:51,320 --> 01:13:54,880
Speaker 9: But no, I'm not one with I'm never one with

1561
01:13:54,920 --> 01:13:55,679
Speaker 9: a piece of clothing.

1562
01:13:58,800 --> 01:13:59,040
Speaker 23: The game.

1563
01:13:59,240 --> 01:14:04,880
Speaker 9: I still want you only way in. Burnie brought my

1564
01:14:04,920 --> 01:14:05,880
Speaker 9: little gruel lightery and.

1565
01:14:05,960 --> 01:14:11,599
Speaker 1: Just Scott, you're on Rover's Morning Glory. Good morning, Scotty. Hey,

1566
01:14:11,640 --> 01:14:13,280
Speaker 1: I'm no good. What's up? Hey?

1567
01:14:13,320 --> 01:14:16,920
Speaker 2: I was kind of confused because yesterday Jeffery said his

1568
01:14:17,080 --> 01:14:20,360
Speaker 2: wife didn't call nine one one, she called the local

1569
01:14:20,439 --> 01:14:24,480
Speaker 2: number because it wasn't an emergency.

1570
01:14:24,800 --> 01:14:28,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just what did she call? Rob? Did they

1571
01:14:28,160 --> 01:14:30,519
Speaker 1: tell you she called the local number?

1572
01:14:30,560 --> 01:14:33,639
Speaker 15: But luckily for us, the city of Lakewood records all

1573
01:14:33,720 --> 01:14:36,519
Speaker 15: phone calls in so they were able to find the

1574
01:14:36,720 --> 01:14:37,720
Speaker 15: local phone call.

1575
01:14:37,800 --> 01:14:40,360
Speaker 1: Wow, wow, all right? Thank you? Are you?

1576
01:14:40,479 --> 01:14:40,640
Speaker 2: I mean?

1577
01:14:40,680 --> 01:14:43,720
Speaker 16: Because now I'm just gonna play this again. This is

1578
01:14:43,800 --> 01:14:51,040
Speaker 16: the news, local news for this, right, Jeffrey, he's got

1579
01:14:51,040 --> 01:14:52,040
Speaker 16: to talk all over it.

1580
01:14:51,960 --> 01:14:54,680
Speaker 12: And oh you ud like to see his reaction, get

1581
01:14:54,720 --> 01:14:54,920
Speaker 12: him in.

1582
01:14:55,080 --> 01:14:57,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's what. It's very funny because when we called.

1583
01:14:57,240 --> 01:14:59,600
Speaker 15: The police department yesterday, we said we're searching for a

1584
01:14:59,680 --> 01:15:01,840
Speaker 15: nine one and we gave the address and the time,

1585
01:15:02,400 --> 01:15:04,800
Speaker 15: and the officer listened to the Night one one tape

1586
01:15:04,840 --> 01:15:06,360
Speaker 15: and called back and he goes, so you're a member

1587
01:15:06,360 --> 01:15:07,439
Speaker 15: of the media, And we go.

1588
01:15:07,400 --> 01:15:09,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he goes, must be a slow news day.

1589
01:15:09,680 --> 01:15:11,439
Speaker 15: If you want this night on one tape, and we go,

1590
01:15:11,920 --> 01:15:13,559
Speaker 15: you don't understand, we really need.

1591
01:15:13,360 --> 01:15:17,719
Speaker 1: This tape because you know, it's not like someone help

1592
01:15:17,840 --> 01:15:20,960
Speaker 1: someone's breaking in, you know, it's it's like it's someone

1593
01:15:21,439 --> 01:15:24,360
Speaker 1: so to check this up what did they leave? Someone?

1594
01:15:24,720 --> 01:15:29,759
Speaker 1: Apparently somebody left a jar baby food, some shredded cheese,

1595
01:15:29,880 --> 01:15:33,160
Speaker 1: and some kittie litter on Jeffrey's front doorstep or somewhere

1596
01:15:33,160 --> 01:15:35,639
Speaker 1: around his house. I do have to say that that

1597
01:15:35,640 --> 01:15:38,439
Speaker 1: that's that is kind of crossing the line. I think

1598
01:15:38,800 --> 01:15:41,840
Speaker 1: you know that when someone's leaving stuff on your front porch,

1599
01:15:42,640 --> 01:15:45,800
Speaker 1: you call nine one one over it. No, no, I

1600
01:15:45,840 --> 01:15:47,559
Speaker 1: mean you dispose of it.

1601
01:15:48,040 --> 01:15:52,599
Speaker 26: He is odd, But I wouldn't call the cops over

1602
01:15:52,920 --> 01:15:55,240
Speaker 26: I don't think, but you know, it is kind of

1603
01:15:55,439 --> 01:15:58,479
Speaker 26: I certainly don't encourage anyone to do that to poor Jeffrey.

1604
01:15:59,000 --> 01:16:00,439
Speaker 1: To say it is I mean, come wow, man, that

1605
01:16:01,760 --> 01:16:04,760
Speaker 1: kids got to eat? Yeah, all right, let me let

1606
01:16:04,800 --> 01:16:10,320
Speaker 1: me play this day period is this is Jeffrey's wife

1607
01:16:10,560 --> 01:16:12,960
Speaker 1: Mary Elizabeth calling the police.

1608
01:16:12,840 --> 01:16:14,800
Speaker 8: Forget him in there yesterday. Get in there.

1609
01:16:15,360 --> 01:16:22,599
Speaker 27: Conversation recorded on November twenty ninth, two thousand eleven, at

1610
01:16:22,800 --> 01:16:26,680
Speaker 27: twelve thirteenth on Channel twelve.

1611
01:16:27,880 --> 01:16:30,200
Speaker 28: Paper please I go.

1612
01:16:32,160 --> 01:16:33,200
Speaker 22: First March.

1613
01:16:35,320 --> 01:16:37,880
Speaker 28: Day afternue Do you need the police to come out

1614
01:16:37,880 --> 01:16:40,160
Speaker 28: to one? What's the problem?

1615
01:16:40,360 --> 01:16:43,759
Speaker 29: Yes, because I thought I got a march out derby

1616
01:16:43,840 --> 01:16:46,280
Speaker 29: sird on my front porch with teeth.

1617
01:16:46,280 --> 01:16:48,920
Speaker 28: Around it with one around it.

1618
01:16:49,000 --> 01:16:52,200
Speaker 29: There's cheek, just very breach o propery foot chout with

1619
01:16:52,360 --> 01:16:54,200
Speaker 29: cheeth around it on my front porch.

1620
01:16:55,240 --> 01:17:00,800
Speaker 30: Okay, could you imagine the car the pause for a second, right,

1621
01:17:00,880 --> 01:17:04,400
Speaker 30: she's like, wait, a second jar of baby food with

1622
01:17:05,200 --> 01:17:07,560
Speaker 30: water mafted you say anthrax?

1623
01:17:07,720 --> 01:17:11,320
Speaker 1: No cheese, She's wrapped around. And the best part is

1624
01:17:11,479 --> 01:17:13,719
Speaker 1: she never says somebody dropped it off. She's just saying,

1625
01:17:14,680 --> 01:17:16,960
Speaker 1: in my front yard, I asked the jar baby food cheese.

1626
01:17:17,160 --> 01:17:20,439
Speaker 1: It's like she didn't explain that anybody dropped it off.

1627
01:17:23,040 --> 01:17:31,479
Speaker 29: Okay, yes, yes, okay, I'm just something else.

1628
01:17:33,080 --> 01:17:40,080
Speaker 9: I think wait, I think she laughed. Go back, tell

1629
01:17:40,200 --> 01:17:42,360
Speaker 9: us a laugh right there from the dispatch. We got

1630
01:17:42,479 --> 01:17:44,600
Speaker 9: to go back about ten seconds because this lady does that.

1631
01:17:44,640 --> 01:17:50,160
Speaker 9: I mean, the nine one opera doesn't say anything. She goes, yeah, goes, yeah,

1632
01:17:51,400 --> 01:17:54,360
Speaker 9: that's it, the property.

1633
01:17:54,600 --> 01:17:55,560
Speaker 28: With teeth around it.

1634
01:17:57,680 --> 01:18:08,000
Speaker 29: Okay, yes, yes, okay, I'm just just something else. No, no,

1635
01:18:08,160 --> 01:18:11,960
Speaker 29: just chee your cheek around it. I don't I don't

1636
01:18:12,040 --> 01:18:14,479
Speaker 29: think around here. You know, it's just a singer prints.

1637
01:18:14,479 --> 01:18:15,800
Speaker 22: I don't know what they do at all.

1638
01:18:17,680 --> 01:18:20,960
Speaker 28: I don't think they're West finger prints. But what's your name.

1639
01:18:23,439 --> 01:18:26,120
Speaker 9: That's for finger, prince read cheese.

1640
01:18:32,080 --> 01:18:51,360
Speaker 31: Oh my gosh, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Jeffrey, Oh my god, that's

1641
01:18:51,400 --> 01:18:53,000
Speaker 31: not that's not entertaining at all.

1642
01:18:53,120 --> 01:18:56,639
Speaker 1: Jeffrey's gotta put it, You've gotta put us. Well, give

1643
01:18:56,680 --> 01:18:57,160
Speaker 1: him some time.

1644
01:18:57,920 --> 01:19:00,320
Speaker 9: I don't find it entertaining at all. And plus I'm

1645
01:19:00,400 --> 01:19:03,200
Speaker 9: trying to keep myself from going postal, and its best

1646
01:19:03,280 --> 01:19:05,519
Speaker 9: to have the wall separate me and Rob.

1647
01:19:06,120 --> 01:19:06,519
Speaker 1: Why what.

1648
01:19:08,000 --> 01:19:08,799
Speaker 9: To do with anything?

1649
01:19:09,600 --> 01:19:11,080
Speaker 1: What does Robin to do with anything?

1650
01:19:11,200 --> 01:19:14,040
Speaker 9: No, I'm just saying. I'm just saying we had was

1651
01:19:14,360 --> 01:19:18,000
Speaker 9: what happened yesterday, and you apologies. And I just figured

1652
01:19:18,040 --> 01:19:21,600
Speaker 9: this is the best thing for me, just to have

1653
01:19:21,720 --> 01:19:23,000
Speaker 9: the wall separate in the two of us, so I

1654
01:19:23,040 --> 01:19:24,040
Speaker 9: don't do anything stupid.

1655
01:19:24,160 --> 01:19:27,920
Speaker 1: Okay, let me there's another thirty seconds left here it all.

1656
01:19:29,800 --> 01:19:34,000
Speaker 28: I don't think you're a bus. But what's your name? Okay?

1657
01:19:34,040 --> 01:19:41,000
Speaker 28: My name is Marie Elizabeth? That your last name?

1658
01:19:41,560 --> 01:19:41,600
Speaker 20: No?

1659
01:19:46,920 --> 01:19:50,000
Speaker 28: And again, why did you guys do phone?

1660
01:19:50,120 --> 01:19:51,600
Speaker 1: Would you have a different last name than you?

1661
01:19:52,000 --> 01:19:52,120
Speaker 7: Wait?

1662
01:19:52,160 --> 01:19:55,080
Speaker 6: Did say, yeah, it's a different last name. We want

1663
01:19:55,200 --> 01:19:56,719
Speaker 6: we don't want to reveal all over info.

1664
01:19:56,840 --> 01:19:59,080
Speaker 1: But what is that? What does that mean?

1665
01:19:59,720 --> 01:20:00,400
Speaker 7: Wait, it's not.

1666
01:20:01,280 --> 01:20:03,400
Speaker 9: This is the last three letters of her maiden last name.

1667
01:20:03,640 --> 01:20:04,599
Speaker 9: It's a hyphenated name.

1668
01:20:05,840 --> 01:20:09,200
Speaker 1: What do you mean by that? I'm trying to understand this, well,

1669
01:20:10,120 --> 01:20:10,599
Speaker 1: her maiden.

1670
01:20:10,640 --> 01:20:12,160
Speaker 9: I really don't want to give out her too much

1671
01:20:12,320 --> 01:20:14,200
Speaker 9: information either, But let's just say Smith.

1672
01:20:15,560 --> 01:20:24,280
Speaker 1: No, that's not three letters, it's it's Smith. Let's just

1673
01:20:24,439 --> 01:20:28,439
Speaker 1: let's just pretend it's Smith. So does she go by

1674
01:20:28,640 --> 01:20:31,240
Speaker 1: Mary Elizabeth Smith Laroxe something like that?

1675
01:20:31,640 --> 01:20:34,120
Speaker 9: Well, the Smith isn't actually exactly her real maiden name,

1676
01:20:34,160 --> 01:20:35,640
Speaker 9: but you're using it as an example. But that's the

1677
01:20:35,680 --> 01:20:37,000
Speaker 9: example of a hyphenated name.

1678
01:20:37,000 --> 01:20:41,519
Speaker 1: Are you guys? But but does she say all right, hey,

1679
01:20:41,720 --> 01:20:42,640
Speaker 1: let me let me listen to this.

1680
01:20:44,640 --> 01:20:45,280
Speaker 28: Your phone number?

1681
01:20:45,600 --> 01:20:49,000
Speaker 1: Wait, Lily, all right? So does she go by Smith

1682
01:20:49,120 --> 01:20:50,880
Speaker 1: Laroke or Laroque Smith?

1683
01:20:51,040 --> 01:20:51,080
Speaker 32: No?

1684
01:20:51,320 --> 01:20:55,519
Speaker 9: Smith Laroke didn't say it. But but well, I'm Charlie.

1685
01:20:56,120 --> 01:20:58,519
Speaker 9: I'm using it as and using Smith as an example.

1686
01:20:58,600 --> 01:21:00,280
Speaker 9: I'm not giving out her real maiden No.

1687
01:21:00,320 --> 01:21:00,479
Speaker 2: No, no.

1688
01:21:00,640 --> 01:21:03,240
Speaker 1: But what he's saying is that loc wasn't mentioned at all.

1689
01:21:04,280 --> 01:21:04,760
Speaker 9: I think it was.

1690
01:21:04,840 --> 01:21:07,920
Speaker 15: I don't know if they probably bleeped it out. Now

1691
01:21:08,160 --> 01:21:10,439
Speaker 15: then I can actually get you the unbleep version. If

1692
01:21:10,479 --> 01:21:12,920
Speaker 15: he's okay with her last n because I.

1693
01:21:12,960 --> 01:21:14,720
Speaker 9: Think this, this person that put the stuff on my

1694
01:21:14,760 --> 01:21:17,080
Speaker 9: front porch really actually crossed the line.

1695
01:21:17,720 --> 01:21:21,800
Speaker 1: Well, okay, is she embarrassed.

1696
01:21:21,400 --> 01:21:22,000
Speaker 7: By the name of lo.

1697
01:21:24,439 --> 01:21:24,920
Speaker 2: How she is?

1698
01:21:25,160 --> 01:21:28,360
Speaker 1: Why would she use your name? Isn't that her last name?

1699
01:21:29,080 --> 01:21:29,240
Speaker 15: Oh?

1700
01:21:29,720 --> 01:21:33,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's just how she is to Why wouldn't

1701
01:21:33,160 --> 01:21:37,640
Speaker 1: she use what's the hyphenated name? If the hyphen if

1702
01:21:37,720 --> 01:21:42,000
Speaker 1: let's say she's a Smith Jones, Mary Elizabeth Smith Jones,

1703
01:21:43,080 --> 01:21:45,880
Speaker 1: But wouldn't it How come Loarc isn't in there at all?

1704
01:21:46,960 --> 01:21:47,880
Speaker 7: You're not married? Are you?

1705
01:21:48,120 --> 01:21:48,639
Speaker 1: I am Mary?

1706
01:21:48,880 --> 01:21:49,320
Speaker 9: Did you see this?

1707
01:21:49,400 --> 01:21:49,519
Speaker 28: I have?

1708
01:21:49,680 --> 01:21:51,000
Speaker 9: I mean I have a marriage license on file at

1709
01:21:51,000 --> 01:21:52,200
Speaker 9: the Kylehuger County Courthouse.

1710
01:21:52,360 --> 01:21:59,600
Speaker 1: All right, huh, let me listen to them.

1711
01:22:00,439 --> 01:22:13,960
Speaker 28: Okay, okay, we're busy, right, number, We're.

1712
01:22:11,080 --> 01:22:11,960
Speaker 9: Real busy.

1713
01:22:13,240 --> 01:22:15,960
Speaker 1: Recording, We're real all week.

1714
01:22:16,000 --> 01:22:19,120
Speaker 13: We're busy, lady, just throw it out the garbage. Yeah,

1715
01:22:22,520 --> 01:22:24,919
Speaker 13: I don't get that last name thing. I don't understand

1716
01:22:24,920 --> 01:22:25,280
Speaker 13: that either.

1717
01:22:25,320 --> 01:22:27,479
Speaker 9: It never will. That's why you guys will never understand me.

1718
01:22:27,840 --> 01:22:29,320
Speaker 8: She must not have taken your last name.

1719
01:22:30,240 --> 01:22:32,439
Speaker 1: She took my last name. And I guess you have

1720
01:22:32,520 --> 01:22:33,200
Speaker 1: enough time to say it.

1721
01:22:34,240 --> 01:22:34,760
Speaker 7: So I'm taking it.

1722
01:22:34,880 --> 01:22:37,320
Speaker 1: She spelled it, she didn't, shouldn't include the part I

1723
01:22:37,360 --> 01:22:40,439
Speaker 1: think she's embarrassed to be a lot roque. Yeah, yeah,

1724
01:22:41,040 --> 01:22:43,040
Speaker 1: this is very This is odd to me. I mean

1725
01:22:43,120 --> 01:22:45,000
Speaker 1: the whole thing is odd, but that that's a little

1726
01:22:45,080 --> 01:22:48,240
Speaker 1: tidbit of you know, oddness. Well there's some.

1727
01:22:48,640 --> 01:22:52,519
Speaker 15: It gets weirder because I decided, after hearing this last name,

1728
01:22:53,160 --> 01:22:55,400
Speaker 15: I decided that I would do some investigative work.

1729
01:22:56,080 --> 01:22:59,599
Speaker 1: Oh actually free if I could find a marriage certificate.

1730
01:22:59,200 --> 01:23:01,479
Speaker 21: Anything you want to say, Jeffrey before I am married.

1731
01:23:01,479 --> 01:23:03,400
Speaker 9: I don't care what Rob's gotta say. I mean, Rob,

1732
01:23:03,520 --> 01:23:03,840
Speaker 9: just play.

1733
01:23:04,280 --> 01:23:05,840
Speaker 8: That's he's doing his job.

1734
01:23:06,680 --> 01:23:11,080
Speaker 1: Well, Rob, I am married. Okay, okay, okay. Well when

1735
01:23:11,200 --> 01:23:12,360
Speaker 1: did you guys get married?

1736
01:23:12,439 --> 01:23:14,439
Speaker 9: De Summer eleventh, nineteen ninety nine.

1737
01:23:15,120 --> 01:23:18,640
Speaker 15: Well that's weird because the according to the Cuyahoga County's

1738
01:23:19,000 --> 01:23:25,000
Speaker 15: Marriage Office, it says that their marriage certificate expired on

1739
01:23:25,479 --> 01:23:27,760
Speaker 15: August fourth of nineteen ninety nine.

1740
01:23:27,920 --> 01:23:30,160
Speaker 9: Was but still we have the actual license, but.

1741
01:23:30,280 --> 01:23:33,000
Speaker 15: It expired, so they might not legally be married if

1742
01:23:33,040 --> 01:23:36,439
Speaker 15: the marriage certificate or the marriage license expires and.

1743
01:23:36,439 --> 01:23:37,120
Speaker 1: Then you get married.

1744
01:23:37,160 --> 01:23:39,000
Speaker 9: I never hear of a marriage license ever expiring.

1745
01:23:39,160 --> 01:23:39,800
Speaker 1: Doys it right here.

1746
01:23:39,960 --> 01:23:40,439
Speaker 7: That's for an.

1747
01:23:40,320 --> 01:23:44,040
Speaker 9: Application for marriage license. So it's not he never, he never.

1748
01:23:44,120 --> 01:23:47,400
Speaker 9: Actually there's no marriage license, just an application to get married.

1749
01:23:47,560 --> 01:23:50,599
Speaker 13: Wait did they felt the application thinking it was the license?

1750
01:23:51,280 --> 01:23:53,200
Speaker 1: And then are you?

1751
01:23:53,439 --> 01:23:53,639
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1752
01:23:53,720 --> 01:23:59,080
Speaker 1: Are you? Are you possibly not legally married? I'm legally married.

1753
01:23:59,200 --> 01:24:01,080
Speaker 9: I don't care. I'll I don't give her rants ask

1754
01:24:01,120 --> 01:24:03,479
Speaker 9: what a little investigation, Rob, does I feel it?

1755
01:24:03,560 --> 01:24:04,160
Speaker 1: Let me finish?

1756
01:24:04,600 --> 01:24:08,160
Speaker 9: Hey, so let him finish the Just why I don't

1757
01:24:08,160 --> 01:24:10,360
Speaker 9: talk much on you because I because I start talking.

1758
01:24:10,200 --> 01:24:14,120
Speaker 1: To don't right? Yeah, yeah, we all know how little

1759
01:24:14,320 --> 01:24:14,519
Speaker 1: I know.

1760
01:24:14,600 --> 01:24:16,760
Speaker 9: What you fill out the application? We got we got

1761
01:24:16,840 --> 01:24:18,960
Speaker 9: legally married in the little village Millennial because I was

1762
01:24:18,960 --> 01:24:20,960
Speaker 9: when then when their mayor was aving able to actually

1763
01:24:21,080 --> 01:24:24,360
Speaker 9: legally marry us, he signed to the certificate, and then

1764
01:24:24,439 --> 01:24:26,160
Speaker 9: then we got married in the church. Do you know

1765
01:24:26,240 --> 01:24:30,240
Speaker 9: that Lindale literally has a population of yeah, the smallest church,

1766
01:24:30,680 --> 01:24:32,679
Speaker 9: smallest town in the whole state of Ohio.

1767
01:24:32,920 --> 01:24:39,080
Speaker 1: Seventy that's what their population is, seventy May seventy seventy people. Jeffrey,

1768
01:24:39,120 --> 01:24:42,000
Speaker 1: I think you forgot to get married. You've you've filled

1769
01:24:42,000 --> 01:24:43,840
Speaker 1: out the application to get married, but then you never

1770
01:24:43,880 --> 01:24:44,719
Speaker 1: actually got married.

1771
01:24:44,880 --> 01:24:47,240
Speaker 9: Whenever you say, Charlie, but I know I'm legally married.

1772
01:24:47,320 --> 01:24:49,280
Speaker 9: Did you wear a tux and she wore a dress?

1773
01:24:49,439 --> 01:24:50,240
Speaker 8: That doesn't mean they're married.

1774
01:24:50,280 --> 01:24:51,640
Speaker 1: No, But did you get all dressed up and go

1775
01:24:51,760 --> 01:24:52,479
Speaker 1: to this place?

1776
01:24:53,240 --> 01:24:55,160
Speaker 9: No, we just got I just got dressed in. We

1777
01:24:55,280 --> 01:24:58,320
Speaker 9: just got dressed in the matching clothes, tan pants, red shirt.

1778
01:24:58,600 --> 01:25:09,200
Speaker 1: She was, Yeah, well you were the target. It's romantic.

1779
01:25:09,280 --> 01:25:12,200
Speaker 1: I liked that. So the two of you wore magic clothes.

1780
01:25:12,400 --> 01:25:13,320
Speaker 1: She hadn't freemont?

1781
01:25:13,400 --> 01:25:16,280
Speaker 7: Yeah? Who and no?

1782
01:25:16,400 --> 01:25:18,080
Speaker 9: We and then we had the ceremony in the church

1783
01:25:18,320 --> 01:25:21,680
Speaker 9: on the summer nineteen ninety nine, and we have the

1784
01:25:21,760 --> 01:25:23,160
Speaker 9: video of it, but I'm not gonna review.

1785
01:25:24,320 --> 01:25:25,000
Speaker 21: You got that in?

1786
01:25:25,200 --> 01:25:26,600
Speaker 1: Come on, Jeffrey, bring that in?

1787
01:25:26,800 --> 01:25:27,160
Speaker 9: Please?

1788
01:25:27,560 --> 01:25:27,840
Speaker 7: Come on?

1789
01:25:28,320 --> 01:25:29,519
Speaker 2: What you no?

1790
01:25:30,160 --> 01:25:32,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, and we'll shake shake shake on it. Not bring

1791
01:25:32,520 --> 01:25:32,680
Speaker 1: that in?

1792
01:25:32,840 --> 01:25:32,880
Speaker 2: No.

1793
01:25:33,280 --> 01:25:35,040
Speaker 1: So you guys, who was all there at the wedding?

1794
01:25:35,080 --> 01:25:35,519
Speaker 1: Your family?

1795
01:25:35,520 --> 01:25:39,040
Speaker 9: And it was when my mom's mom, when both my

1796
01:25:39,080 --> 01:25:42,799
Speaker 9: grandmas were still living when we got married. Yeah, my parents,

1797
01:25:43,320 --> 01:25:45,719
Speaker 9: her cousins, people in her family, people in my family,

1798
01:25:45,800 --> 01:25:48,439
Speaker 9: my brother, my both my brothers, my brother Clip, my

1799
01:25:48,479 --> 01:25:50,800
Speaker 9: older brother is my best man. They're married.

1800
01:25:50,880 --> 01:25:54,679
Speaker 12: You guys, well, I think that they fill out the application,

1801
01:25:54,800 --> 01:25:55,839
Speaker 12: but they didn't get.

1802
01:25:56,200 --> 01:25:59,400
Speaker 1: The I mean legally binding marriage.

1803
01:25:59,520 --> 01:26:01,400
Speaker 9: Yeah, it was a we have a legally binding marriage

1804
01:26:01,479 --> 01:26:03,840
Speaker 9: license that could probably go to the county courthouse and

1805
01:26:03,840 --> 01:26:04,800
Speaker 9: see I did that.

1806
01:26:05,360 --> 01:26:08,519
Speaker 12: Yeah, I mean that's that's exactly what you're saying that.

1807
01:26:08,520 --> 01:26:11,080
Speaker 8: You could do. Rob already did that. So what last

1808
01:26:11,160 --> 01:26:12,519
Speaker 8: name is is for your kids?

1809
01:26:13,479 --> 01:26:15,200
Speaker 1: My last kid My kids had my last name.

1810
01:26:15,680 --> 01:26:23,479
Speaker 8: Not and so she doesn't go, don't say that, don't say.

1811
01:26:24,040 --> 01:26:26,960
Speaker 9: Come on, but that's the that's the actual maiden name.

1812
01:26:28,080 --> 01:26:31,120
Speaker 9: So but what's on her driver's license just don't have

1813
01:26:31,160 --> 01:26:33,840
Speaker 9: a driver's license. And it's a hyphenated name on her

1814
01:26:33,840 --> 01:26:35,840
Speaker 9: state ID. It is with a little roque on there.

1815
01:26:36,320 --> 01:26:38,560
Speaker 1: I don't care. Who was the maid of honor in

1816
01:26:38,640 --> 01:26:41,479
Speaker 1: the wedding PMI honor was her one cousin, Doya. Yeah.

1817
01:26:42,040 --> 01:26:45,240
Speaker 1: Was it the nice ceremony and everything nice? Little How

1818
01:26:45,320 --> 01:26:45,960
Speaker 1: long did it take?

1819
01:26:46,400 --> 01:26:48,519
Speaker 9: It was a standard wedding ceremony. It was almost like

1820
01:26:48,560 --> 01:26:51,680
Speaker 9: a mass because we were both raised Catholic. Yeah, I

1821
01:26:51,760 --> 01:26:54,519
Speaker 9: had I had, well I didn't. I had something similar

1822
01:26:54,560 --> 01:26:56,519
Speaker 9: to a double rest suit for my wedding.

1823
01:26:57,320 --> 01:26:59,040
Speaker 24: You said you had a red shirt and no, no, no, no,

1824
01:26:59,360 --> 01:27:01,519
Speaker 24: that was when we legally married in the city hall

1825
01:27:01,640 --> 01:27:03,760
Speaker 24: to make it legal. And then when we got married

1826
01:27:03,800 --> 01:27:05,320
Speaker 24: in church. We got all dressed up. She had the

1827
01:27:05,360 --> 01:27:07,680
Speaker 24: wedding dress, I had the taxil. We got married in

1828
01:27:07,720 --> 01:27:07,960
Speaker 24: the church.

1829
01:27:10,120 --> 01:27:11,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was confused. I thought you were in the

1830
01:27:12,080 --> 01:27:13,360
Speaker 1: church the target outfit.

1831
01:27:13,560 --> 01:27:15,200
Speaker 9: No, we didn't wear the target outfits in the church.

1832
01:27:15,240 --> 01:27:16,800
Speaker 9: We did that just to have to get to make

1833
01:27:16,800 --> 01:27:21,000
Speaker 9: it legal at the city hall, and then then you

1834
01:27:21,120 --> 01:27:22,960
Speaker 9: have to have the wedding within six months. So like

1835
01:27:23,040 --> 01:27:25,439
Speaker 9: in December, we had our actual wedding ceremony in the

1836
01:27:25,560 --> 01:27:27,680
Speaker 9: church where we got all dressed up and went the

1837
01:27:27,720 --> 01:27:28,519
Speaker 9: whole nine yards.

1838
01:27:28,560 --> 01:27:30,880
Speaker 12: And that's so I didn't know when you got married

1839
01:27:30,920 --> 01:27:32,360
Speaker 12: you actually have two ceremonies.

1840
01:27:32,479 --> 01:27:36,000
Speaker 9: What was I thinking, Well, I didn't know that first

1841
01:27:36,080 --> 01:27:37,960
Speaker 9: is illegal is the legal one to make it legal

1842
01:27:38,160 --> 01:27:39,960
Speaker 9: everybody else in the eyes of the law. And then

1843
01:27:40,040 --> 01:27:42,040
Speaker 9: you then you go before the priest and the eyes

1844
01:27:42,080 --> 01:27:43,240
Speaker 9: of the church. That's the way to do it to

1845
01:27:43,360 --> 01:27:43,840
Speaker 9: can people.

1846
01:27:43,960 --> 01:27:45,760
Speaker 1: Some people don't. I mean most people don't have to

1847
01:27:45,840 --> 01:27:47,560
Speaker 1: go in front of the judge. You just go and

1848
01:27:48,200 --> 01:27:51,000
Speaker 1: we just we we just followed whatever the protocol was there.

1849
01:27:52,000 --> 01:27:52,559
Speaker 9: And then I had.

1850
01:27:55,880 --> 01:27:58,840
Speaker 1: And then for my wedding outfit was black.

1851
01:27:59,280 --> 01:28:00,920
Speaker 9: Was was like a talk too, but with a double

1852
01:28:00,920 --> 01:28:03,120
Speaker 9: Breakford jacket with a little pin anywhere the bow tie.

1853
01:28:05,280 --> 01:28:07,200
Speaker 1: You should bring in some of your wedding photos.

1854
01:28:07,760 --> 01:28:08,240
Speaker 7: We didn't have it.

1855
01:28:08,240 --> 01:28:10,000
Speaker 9: We didn't take we even have a We did not

1856
01:28:10,080 --> 01:28:11,200
Speaker 9: have a lot of money to work with for a

1857
01:28:11,280 --> 01:28:13,120
Speaker 9: for a full blown out wedding. We didn'tven have money

1858
01:28:13,120 --> 01:28:14,880
Speaker 9: for a photographer. We had to use a a little

1859
01:28:16,240 --> 01:28:17,920
Speaker 9: boombox for we had to have the syrup. We had

1860
01:28:17,920 --> 01:28:20,880
Speaker 9: to have a reception at my parents' house. It was

1861
01:28:20,880 --> 01:28:23,280
Speaker 9: an open house reception. Everyone's coming in and out and saying,

1862
01:28:23,320 --> 01:28:24,840
Speaker 9: you're boombox instead of.

1863
01:28:24,880 --> 01:28:25,360
Speaker 7: Like a DJ.

1864
01:28:26,200 --> 01:28:28,120
Speaker 12: We need to go to Vegas and have him and

1865
01:28:28,240 --> 01:28:29,800
Speaker 12: Mary Elizabeth get formally married.

1866
01:28:29,840 --> 01:28:32,640
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, justin, you're on a roll reg bord of

1867
01:28:32,640 --> 01:28:33,599
Speaker 1: gloryod morning, justin.

1868
01:28:33,840 --> 01:28:34,400
Speaker 10: Hey, what's up?

1869
01:28:34,439 --> 01:28:34,679
Speaker 2: Guys?

1870
01:28:34,720 --> 01:28:35,400
Speaker 1: Hey man, how are you?

1871
01:28:35,840 --> 01:28:36,080
Speaker 3: Dude?

1872
01:28:36,080 --> 01:28:37,439
Speaker 6: I don't think he's actually married.

1873
01:28:37,479 --> 01:28:39,880
Speaker 2: I just got married last month. And the certificate they

1874
01:28:39,960 --> 01:28:42,280
Speaker 2: give you when you first sign up, that's so that

1875
01:28:42,360 --> 01:28:44,519
Speaker 2: you can get like the priests and everybody to sign it,

1876
01:28:44,560 --> 01:28:46,160
Speaker 2: and then you have to mail it back in by a.

1877
01:28:46,200 --> 01:28:48,040
Speaker 1: Certain time in order to be legit.

1878
01:28:48,560 --> 01:28:50,200
Speaker 2: So the one they give you when you go sign

1879
01:28:50,280 --> 01:28:51,680
Speaker 2: up originally isn't the actual thing.

1880
01:28:51,720 --> 01:28:53,840
Speaker 9: It's just like a certificate for you to have and

1881
01:28:53,960 --> 01:28:54,639
Speaker 9: it expires.

1882
01:28:54,640 --> 01:28:56,680
Speaker 6: It's like a job application and you have to turn

1883
01:28:56,760 --> 01:28:58,479
Speaker 6: it in eventually, and you just never turned it in.

1884
01:28:59,320 --> 01:29:01,800
Speaker 2: Looks like as got a feel and everything, because you

1885
01:29:01,880 --> 01:29:03,400
Speaker 2: got to like fill out the two parts at the

1886
01:29:03,439 --> 01:29:05,720
Speaker 2: bottom and then tear it off and turn it back

1887
01:29:05,760 --> 01:29:06,400
Speaker 2: into Did.

1888
01:29:06,360 --> 01:29:09,519
Speaker 9: You do that, Jeffrey, We we didever whatever was required

1889
01:29:09,520 --> 01:29:11,400
Speaker 9: at the time, because if we got married in ninety nine,

1890
01:29:11,439 --> 01:29:15,320
Speaker 9: he just got married and what last week? So they've

1891
01:29:15,439 --> 01:29:18,679
Speaker 9: changed things, you said, I'm thinking, but on file says

1892
01:29:18,680 --> 01:29:19,400
Speaker 9: you're not married.

1893
01:29:19,479 --> 01:29:19,919
Speaker 1: Jeffrey.

1894
01:29:20,080 --> 01:29:23,599
Speaker 9: Yeah, well final, I'll find out for myself. All right,

1895
01:29:24,280 --> 01:29:29,519
Speaker 9: what a way of ringing my anniversary of the show? No,

1896
01:29:30,000 --> 01:29:31,719
Speaker 9: the anniversary of the show today.

1897
01:29:31,800 --> 01:29:34,120
Speaker 1: He's been working on the show for one year, to know,

1898
01:29:34,720 --> 01:29:36,439
Speaker 1: he's been talking about this for the past three months.

1899
01:29:36,520 --> 01:29:44,240
Speaker 1: December first, right, Yeah, today's man for Jeffrey Litrowe made

1900
01:29:44,280 --> 01:29:45,639
Speaker 1: it one years.

1901
01:29:45,680 --> 01:29:46,559
Speaker 8: It going for you so far?

1902
01:29:46,880 --> 01:29:48,200
Speaker 9: Well, at least I need to slam my car into

1903
01:29:48,200 --> 01:29:50,519
Speaker 9: a utility, Paul, at least killing you know in the process.

1904
01:29:51,120 --> 01:29:55,520
Speaker 1: Yep, one year anniversary.

1905
01:29:57,560 --> 01:30:00,760
Speaker 4: More awkward than when your barber brush is junk up

1906
01:30:00,840 --> 01:30:01,680
Speaker 4: against your arm.

1907
01:30:01,880 --> 01:30:07,360
Speaker 1: Hey yeah, come on, man, he's Rover's Morning Glory, Mandy.

1908
01:30:07,400 --> 01:30:09,599
Speaker 1: You're on Rover's Morning Glory. Good morning, Mandy.

1909
01:30:10,720 --> 01:30:11,080
Speaker 7: Morning.

1910
01:30:12,000 --> 01:30:16,280
Speaker 33: I've been following, much like the Iranian crisis, I guess

1911
01:30:16,360 --> 01:30:20,600
Speaker 33: this would be the Instagram crisis of twenty twenty. And

1912
01:30:20,680 --> 01:30:23,759
Speaker 33: I'll start, you know, with Charlie's post, you know, sending

1913
01:30:23,840 --> 01:30:27,120
Speaker 33: it over to Dumb and dumb, you know, flipping out

1914
01:30:27,160 --> 01:30:27,519
Speaker 33: and all that.

1915
01:30:28,160 --> 01:30:32,519
Speaker 1: Well, just to refresh people's memory, someone posted someone was

1916
01:30:32,600 --> 01:30:35,519
Speaker 1: in a grocery store and posted a photo of Dumb,

1917
01:30:36,240 --> 01:30:40,720
Speaker 1: a surreptitious photo of Dumb and his fiance shopping in

1918
01:30:40,760 --> 01:30:44,240
Speaker 1: a grocery store. Now, I don't find this strange at all,

1919
01:30:44,400 --> 01:30:47,760
Speaker 1: because this kind of stuff happens to me NonStop. But Dumb,

1920
01:30:47,840 --> 01:30:51,760
Speaker 1: apparently is this is just off limits to Dom.

1921
01:30:51,920 --> 01:30:57,040
Speaker 5: He's completely riled up, flips out over this, posts this

1922
01:30:57,439 --> 01:31:01,080
Speaker 5: weird Instagram rant on how we the people are that

1923
01:31:01,400 --> 01:31:05,320
Speaker 5: took this photo of him and posted it? And then

1924
01:31:06,360 --> 01:31:11,800
Speaker 5: Charlie posted a very funny spoof photo of him and

1925
01:31:11,920 --> 01:31:16,240
Speaker 5: his girlfriend in a grocery store with a cart full

1926
01:31:16,320 --> 01:31:20,680
Speaker 5: of things like depends, things like that.

1927
01:31:20,920 --> 01:31:24,000
Speaker 6: Adult I don't know what. I just was grabbing stuff

1928
01:31:24,320 --> 01:31:26,479
Speaker 6: from the aisles and just loading the cart. I think

1929
01:31:26,520 --> 01:31:27,560
Speaker 6: they're pads. I don't know.

1930
01:31:27,760 --> 01:31:32,280
Speaker 5: No, poise, I believe are like adult diapers on there too.

1931
01:31:32,960 --> 01:31:34,800
Speaker 5: I thought poise are just ones for women.

1932
01:31:35,120 --> 01:31:37,880
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I think I'm not you know what, to

1933
01:31:37,960 --> 01:31:42,679
Speaker 1: be honest, I'm just grabbing stuff anyhow, Yes, go on, Mandy.

1934
01:31:43,760 --> 01:31:47,240
Speaker 33: Anyway. I did notice that, Captain Klint.

1935
01:31:49,479 --> 01:31:52,680
Speaker 9: You're right the first time, Yes, And.

1936
01:31:52,760 --> 01:31:56,000
Speaker 33: I was wondering if Charlie saw it, because usually, you know,

1937
01:31:56,800 --> 01:32:00,600
Speaker 33: post a big, lengthy explanation of why he's posting something. Well,

1938
01:32:00,680 --> 01:32:02,320
Speaker 33: this one didn't have nearly.

1939
01:32:02,200 --> 01:32:04,760
Speaker 28: You know, the page long con you know, caption with it.

1940
01:32:05,200 --> 01:32:06,639
Speaker 17: It's just a picture of two face.

1941
01:32:07,200 --> 01:32:09,599
Speaker 9: So is that Dumb's rebuttal?

1942
01:32:10,520 --> 01:32:11,559
Speaker 1: No, it is dumb post.

1943
01:32:11,640 --> 01:32:11,800
Speaker 21: I did.

1944
01:32:11,920 --> 01:32:14,479
Speaker 6: I did see Dumb's posts of just two face from

1945
01:32:14,640 --> 01:32:17,040
Speaker 6: Batman because he thinks he says, I'm a two face.

1946
01:32:18,160 --> 01:32:21,680
Speaker 1: This is directed at you, Charlie. Yeah, and why are

1947
01:32:21,760 --> 01:32:24,639
Speaker 1: you two face? You'd have to ask dumb that dumb?

1948
01:32:24,720 --> 01:32:29,000
Speaker 1: Why is Charlie two face? I already explained this yesterday,

1949
01:32:29,800 --> 01:32:33,240
Speaker 1: explained this yesterday explain it again. Okay, I'm slower. I'm

1950
01:32:33,240 --> 01:32:36,000
Speaker 1: not saying that you are. This person is a slow period.

1951
01:32:36,640 --> 01:32:37,880
Speaker 8: A lot of emails.

1952
01:32:39,479 --> 01:32:40,120
Speaker 10: Just go on, go on.

1953
01:32:40,280 --> 01:32:42,200
Speaker 1: No, I got it. It's I'm I'm a loser. I'm

1954
01:32:42,320 --> 01:32:45,240
Speaker 1: the worst Charlie. So funny. I got it. He's a

1955
01:32:45,280 --> 01:32:47,080
Speaker 1: two face. That's what it is. Is he's the one

1956
01:32:47,120 --> 01:32:51,320
Speaker 1: who I only know about this whole post because he

1957
01:32:51,479 --> 01:32:54,160
Speaker 1: said it to me, telling me. But it's really weird

1958
01:32:54,240 --> 01:32:55,960
Speaker 1: that this happened, that these people are doing this and

1959
01:32:56,040 --> 01:32:59,439
Speaker 1: saying all this stuff, and then when I mentioned it,

1960
01:33:00,080 --> 01:33:03,599
Speaker 1: he then turned it to me being the crazy person. Yeah,

1961
01:33:04,080 --> 01:33:06,760
Speaker 1: he's a two face in that sense that he wants

1962
01:33:06,800 --> 01:33:11,240
Speaker 1: to you know, I got your back instigating things. Well,

1963
01:33:11,280 --> 01:33:14,479
Speaker 1: he's either a well it's one of the okay, he's uh,

1964
01:33:15,000 --> 01:33:17,880
Speaker 1: he tells you I don't know what I don't know

1965
01:33:17,920 --> 01:33:19,320
Speaker 1: what you want friend.

1966
01:33:19,720 --> 01:33:21,800
Speaker 12: No, did he tell he just had your back by

1967
01:33:21,840 --> 01:33:22,840
Speaker 12: saying this is out there?

1968
01:33:22,960 --> 01:33:25,000
Speaker 8: Did he tell you to make that ranting post.

1969
01:33:25,600 --> 01:33:27,760
Speaker 1: No, he didn't tell me to do anything.

1970
01:33:29,200 --> 01:33:29,519
Speaker 15: To do that.

1971
01:33:29,680 --> 01:33:32,759
Speaker 1: My suggestion was was something different. Actually it was my suggestion.

1972
01:33:32,920 --> 01:33:37,240
Speaker 1: But okay, go ahead, what well, supermarket sweep thing, load everything,

1973
01:33:37,640 --> 01:33:39,639
Speaker 1: hold on the thing that was my idea.

1974
01:33:39,960 --> 01:33:42,639
Speaker 6: Okay, well you went a different route. Okay, I don't

1975
01:33:42,640 --> 01:33:44,719
Speaker 6: remember who. Maybe you did, and I said that would

1976
01:33:44,760 --> 01:33:46,919
Speaker 6: be funny if you you're next. You did an Instagram

1977
01:33:47,040 --> 01:33:50,280
Speaker 6: live going through the grocery store just loading your car. Yeah,

1978
01:33:50,600 --> 01:33:53,799
Speaker 6: just like because everybody's saying, I can't believe Dumb's shopping

1979
01:33:54,080 --> 01:33:57,600
Speaker 6: at the grocery store getting because and I thought that

1980
01:33:57,720 --> 01:33:58,240
Speaker 6: was ridiculous.

1981
01:33:58,240 --> 01:33:58,519
Speaker 9: I really did.

1982
01:33:58,600 --> 01:34:00,400
Speaker 6: I thought that was ridiculous that anybody would call him

1983
01:34:00,400 --> 01:34:01,560
Speaker 6: out for buying groceries.

1984
01:34:01,640 --> 01:34:03,519
Speaker 1: I still do think that three days it took him

1985
01:34:03,520 --> 01:34:05,519
Speaker 1: to say that. That's what I'm saying. He's a phony.

1986
01:34:05,640 --> 01:34:08,040
Speaker 1: He he says one thing to you, then comes on

1987
01:34:08,160 --> 01:34:10,720
Speaker 1: the air and tries to be cool and jump on

1988
01:34:10,960 --> 01:34:13,800
Speaker 1: handwagon with you. Three that's the whole point. But then

1989
01:34:13,960 --> 01:34:17,040
Speaker 1: off the air, he's like he has your bag. He's like, oh,

1990
01:34:17,120 --> 01:34:20,080
Speaker 1: that's crazy that people are folks that look at how

1991
01:34:20,160 --> 01:34:21,920
Speaker 1: cool I am. Guys, I'm I'm piling on.

1992
01:34:22,000 --> 01:34:22,519
Speaker 7: I'm piling on.

1993
01:34:22,600 --> 01:34:23,479
Speaker 1: Look how cool I am?

1994
01:34:23,880 --> 01:34:24,280
Speaker 7: I see?

1995
01:34:24,400 --> 01:34:28,040
Speaker 6: So he So anyways, I when he said he's going

1996
01:34:28,080 --> 01:34:30,000
Speaker 6: to go to the grocery store and just do supermarket

1997
01:34:30,080 --> 01:34:32,240
Speaker 6: sweep kind just like grabbing things from the cart. And

1998
01:34:32,280 --> 01:34:34,040
Speaker 6: I was like, that'd be very funny because you're gonna

1999
01:34:34,760 --> 01:34:37,120
Speaker 6: just be trolling them, beatrolling the people that are making

2000
01:34:37,160 --> 01:34:39,840
Speaker 6: fun of you. Instead, you took a different route and

2001
01:34:40,040 --> 01:34:42,559
Speaker 6: you wrote a lengthy post that.

2002
01:34:43,080 --> 01:34:46,960
Speaker 1: It's a tyrate. Remember it's a tyrate, it's a tyrant

2003
01:34:47,120 --> 01:34:51,879
Speaker 1: ty right, Yes, Yes, So then I went, I was walking.

2004
01:34:51,720 --> 01:34:53,519
Speaker 6: The grocery store and that was the day we talked

2005
01:34:53,560 --> 01:34:55,320
Speaker 6: about it, and I was like, oh, you know'd be fine.

2006
01:34:55,320 --> 01:34:56,800
Speaker 6: I'm with my girlfriend. I said, you don't be fine

2007
01:34:56,840 --> 01:34:58,760
Speaker 6: if we posted, if we made a similar picture. Yes,

2008
01:34:59,160 --> 01:35:01,120
Speaker 6: And it took like a minute. I just grabbed a

2009
01:35:01,160 --> 01:35:03,080
Speaker 6: couple of items, put him in the cart, took the photo.

2010
01:35:03,200 --> 01:35:05,479
Speaker 6: I went, Chris had to go ask the guy that

2011
01:35:05,640 --> 01:35:08,519
Speaker 6: works there, like just a guy that that's stuck in

2012
01:35:08,600 --> 01:35:10,000
Speaker 6: the shelves, can you take this picture?

2013
01:35:10,080 --> 01:35:12,639
Speaker 1: Yes, he took the picture. I know dumb would actually

2014
01:35:12,640 --> 01:35:14,519
Speaker 1: find it funny. I actually didn't know this would upset

2015
01:35:14,600 --> 01:35:16,640
Speaker 1: him so much because it was when you sent it

2016
01:35:16,720 --> 01:35:19,160
Speaker 1: to me it was funny. But then when you then

2017
01:35:19,280 --> 01:35:24,880
Speaker 1: subsequently posted it and used my verbiage and basically, just

2018
01:35:25,120 --> 01:35:27,080
Speaker 1: so he's making fun of you, he's not making fun

2019
01:35:27,120 --> 01:35:32,439
Speaker 1: of the making. He's the biggest pony, and he's proud

2020
01:35:32,520 --> 01:35:35,160
Speaker 1: to be like, Oh, I have your back. I'm phony,

2021
01:35:36,520 --> 01:35:39,320
Speaker 1: I do have. The person who posted that Instagram photo

2022
01:35:39,439 --> 01:35:44,479
Speaker 1: originally emailed me. Oh god, she sent a long email

2023
01:35:44,560 --> 01:35:46,679
Speaker 1: in to me the other day. Here's the photo.

2024
01:35:46,760 --> 01:35:48,960
Speaker 5: If you're watching RMG TV, it's just it's just a

2025
01:35:49,120 --> 01:35:52,439
Speaker 5: photo of Dumb and his fiance shopping in a grocery store.

2026
01:35:53,439 --> 01:35:55,720
Speaker 1: I don't find this weird at all.

2027
01:35:56,800 --> 01:35:59,200
Speaker 5: This is a common thing when you see someone out

2028
01:35:59,240 --> 01:36:06,280
Speaker 5: the chair nervous about approaching. Tiffany rights Dumb, can you

2029
01:36:06,439 --> 01:36:07,960
Speaker 5: I'd like Dumb to hear this as well.

2030
01:36:08,040 --> 01:36:10,920
Speaker 1: I don't know where dumb went. You can hear he's

2031
01:36:10,920 --> 01:36:13,200
Speaker 1: been yelling from the office all day. So and what's

2032
01:36:13,200 --> 01:36:18,559
Speaker 1: he yelling about. I've been yelling from the office all day,

2033
01:36:18,840 --> 01:36:19,920
Speaker 1: at least for the last hour.

2034
01:36:20,920 --> 01:36:22,200
Speaker 7: Wow, this guy.

2035
01:36:22,640 --> 01:36:25,519
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm commenting in the back back there on what

2036
01:36:25,680 --> 01:36:33,879
Speaker 1: they're saying. I'm yelling. I can hear you up here. Okay, Tiffany,

2037
01:36:34,040 --> 01:36:37,439
Speaker 1: do something on the show for once. Mattitude. Hi everyone,

2038
01:36:37,800 --> 01:36:38,559
Speaker 1: So I am.

2039
01:36:38,560 --> 01:36:40,680
Speaker 5: The person who posted the picture of Dumb and b

2040
01:36:40,840 --> 01:36:43,400
Speaker 5: one on Facebook. I think some things need to be

2041
01:36:43,520 --> 01:36:47,320
Speaker 5: cleared up. Yes, I saw John dumb a giant eagle.

2042
01:36:47,400 --> 01:36:50,680
Speaker 1: That's a grocery store here. Yes, I walked past, then

2043
01:36:50,840 --> 01:36:54,519
Speaker 1: walked past again to verify it was him. Then we

2044
01:36:54,640 --> 01:36:57,080
Speaker 1: went on to our shopping business. I had to go

2045
01:36:57,240 --> 01:37:00,400
Speaker 1: pick something else while my guy was in line. As

2046
01:37:00,479 --> 01:37:04,000
Speaker 1: I walked past, I saw them again third time. I

2047
01:37:04,160 --> 01:37:05,800
Speaker 1: was going to ask for a picture, but I was

2048
01:37:06,000 --> 01:37:08,599
Speaker 1: a little nervous, so I took a picture instead.

2049
01:37:09,520 --> 01:37:11,479
Speaker 5: Also, I know what a dick he can be on

2050
01:37:11,600 --> 01:37:13,720
Speaker 5: the show and wasn't sure if I could approach him.

2051
01:37:14,479 --> 01:37:16,759
Speaker 1: It wasn't to catch him in the act of anything.

2052
01:37:17,479 --> 01:37:21,679
Speaker 5: When I posted the photo on Facebook, all I said was, quote, Luke,

2053
01:37:21,720 --> 01:37:23,719
Speaker 5: who I saw a giant eagle today?

2054
01:37:24,320 --> 01:37:27,559
Speaker 1: Yes, I was in Ninja with the camera unquote.

2055
01:37:28,240 --> 01:37:31,679
Speaker 5: Then the comments blew up, saying why are they shopping

2056
01:37:31,720 --> 01:37:34,919
Speaker 5: there if they're so broke, talked about b One's amazing

2057
01:37:35,000 --> 01:37:37,639
Speaker 5: ass and how they think b One is too hot

2058
01:37:37,720 --> 01:37:42,240
Speaker 5: for him. No, I was not stalking. I will say

2059
01:37:42,760 --> 01:37:45,880
Speaker 5: I've heard that. Rover claimed that Dom and b One

2060
01:37:46,160 --> 01:37:48,160
Speaker 5: argue all the time. What I saw at the store

2061
01:37:48,360 --> 01:37:51,080
Speaker 5: wasn't fighting. They were laughing and seemed to be enjoying

2062
01:37:51,120 --> 01:37:51,759
Speaker 5: their time.

2063
01:37:52,040 --> 01:37:55,639
Speaker 1: Together. I posted it because I thought that it was awesome.

2064
01:37:55,720 --> 01:37:59,280
Speaker 1: I saw them out and about I was excited. I

2065
01:37:59,400 --> 01:38:02,519
Speaker 1: had no idea it would blow up like this. Then

2066
01:38:02,640 --> 01:38:05,519
Speaker 1: Dumb said he and b One are just normal people.

2067
01:38:05,600 --> 01:38:08,800
Speaker 1: What he fails to realize is he's not. He's on

2068
01:38:08,880 --> 01:38:13,639
Speaker 1: the number one radio show. He's a celebrity, So stuff

2069
01:38:13,720 --> 01:38:16,360
Speaker 1: like this will happen when you're out in public. Dumb

2070
01:38:16,400 --> 01:38:19,080
Speaker 1: wanted his jump back so badly, but apparently he can't

2071
01:38:19,120 --> 01:38:24,479
Speaker 1: handle what it entails. So no, Dumb, don't flatter yourself

2072
01:38:24,560 --> 01:38:28,040
Speaker 1: thinking we were trying to make you into something else.

2073
01:38:28,320 --> 01:38:31,920
Speaker 1: We weren't stalking you. And thank you Rover for understanding

2074
01:38:31,960 --> 01:38:33,960
Speaker 1: that some people are just too shy to come up

2075
01:38:34,080 --> 01:38:37,480
Speaker 1: to someone who they consider to be a local celebrity.

2076
01:38:37,760 --> 01:38:40,360
Speaker 1: She did walk past three times though. Rover, by the way,

2077
01:38:40,479 --> 01:38:42,719
Speaker 1: dumb cheating on his wife for the prostitute in Nevada.

2078
01:38:42,840 --> 01:38:45,479
Speaker 1: She says, so dumb, what do you have to say?

2079
01:38:45,640 --> 01:38:49,040
Speaker 1: It sounds to me it's just like what I said.

2080
01:38:49,400 --> 01:38:52,240
Speaker 1: Her post wasn't malicious. She just said, look how I

2081
01:38:52,320 --> 01:38:54,639
Speaker 1: saw the grocery store today. That was her post. Yes,

2082
01:38:54,720 --> 01:38:57,160
Speaker 1: all the listeners are very good at regurgitating exactly what

2083
01:38:57,240 --> 01:38:59,720
Speaker 1: you say. They're very good at parroting every word you say.

2084
01:39:00,040 --> 01:39:02,640
Speaker 1: Great at that. And I never accused them of stalking me,

2085
01:39:03,280 --> 01:39:06,800
Speaker 1: so you no, Nope, I use the word skulking because

2086
01:39:06,800 --> 01:39:09,640
Speaker 1: they were skulking around. They weren't stalking. The stalkers are.

2087
01:39:09,840 --> 01:39:11,880
Speaker 1: I wouldn't even have brought this up if I felt

2088
01:39:11,880 --> 01:39:14,760
Speaker 1: that they were stalkers. I telled, I said, the only

2089
01:39:14,880 --> 01:39:17,720
Speaker 1: thing that happened at one point, The only stalker ish

2090
01:39:17,880 --> 01:39:21,439
Speaker 1: thing was when the guy made Britney feel uncomfortable because

2091
01:39:21,479 --> 01:39:23,519
Speaker 1: it was the third time that he passed her.

2092
01:39:24,240 --> 01:39:24,680
Speaker 20: That was it.

2093
01:39:25,560 --> 01:39:29,680
Speaker 1: So and again, this had nothing to do with inappropriateness.

2094
01:39:29,760 --> 01:39:32,960
Speaker 1: This was you're posting a picture with there's nothing there.

2095
01:39:33,439 --> 01:39:37,599
Speaker 1: You're trying to create just you being out is that's there.

2096
01:39:37,800 --> 01:39:41,400
Speaker 1: I'm not a celebrity, I mean, behind the scenes, low

2097
01:39:41,600 --> 01:39:46,000
Speaker 1: level producer. Well I know I know that. Okay, Well

2098
01:39:46,040 --> 01:39:49,280
Speaker 1: this is what everybody else you know at them, I'm

2099
01:39:49,320 --> 01:39:54,680
Speaker 1: other people are somewhat impressed. I don't know why. Every

2100
01:39:54,760 --> 01:39:57,880
Speaker 1: day what a piece of garbage loser I am. Yes,

2101
01:39:57,920 --> 01:40:01,120
Speaker 1: you do, and good listeners do. Everybody reminds me how

2102
01:40:01,280 --> 01:40:04,040
Speaker 1: terrible for all of us and all you do too.

2103
01:40:04,120 --> 01:40:06,080
Speaker 8: I guess I don't play the woe.

2104
01:40:06,360 --> 01:40:09,160
Speaker 1: You couldn't even. I was in my back office. I

2105
01:40:09,280 --> 01:40:11,760
Speaker 1: was catching a little bit of the aftermath yesterday, just

2106
01:40:11,840 --> 01:40:14,120
Speaker 1: for about I don't know, maybe two minutes. I flipped

2107
01:40:14,120 --> 01:40:17,479
Speaker 1: it on, and I believe that Charlie I missed it,

2108
01:40:17,560 --> 01:40:20,240
Speaker 1: but I think Charlie had just commented a dumb shirt

2109
01:40:20,360 --> 01:40:22,720
Speaker 1: and said something like that's a nice shirt that said

2110
01:40:22,760 --> 01:40:26,920
Speaker 1: stop into a front and was after, oh, okay, listen,

2111
01:40:27,040 --> 01:40:27,559
Speaker 1: you can't even.

2112
01:40:27,680 --> 01:40:28,920
Speaker 7: You can't even tell dog, you.

2113
01:40:29,120 --> 01:40:31,920
Speaker 1: Can't say, oh, that's a nice shirt. But was there

2114
01:40:31,920 --> 01:40:33,600
Speaker 1: a build up before that? I don't know.

2115
01:40:33,840 --> 01:40:36,800
Speaker 9: We were discussing this issue, which I actually I didn't think.

2116
01:40:36,880 --> 01:40:39,920
Speaker 1: He worked him trying to save face after crapping on

2117
01:40:40,040 --> 01:40:42,040
Speaker 1: me for a half hour. Oh by the way, a

2118
01:40:42,080 --> 01:40:43,439
Speaker 1: couple of text musts just say you look good in

2119
01:40:43,479 --> 01:40:48,080
Speaker 1: your new shirt. Wow, thank you you saved face? Great?

2120
01:40:48,600 --> 01:40:49,560
Speaker 1: What is that supposed to be?

2121
01:40:50,360 --> 01:40:52,680
Speaker 5: He talked bad about you for thirty minutes on the

2122
01:40:52,760 --> 01:40:53,760
Speaker 5: aftermath and.

2123
01:40:53,880 --> 01:40:55,400
Speaker 1: Just ran his mouth and I told him, now I

2124
01:40:55,439 --> 01:40:57,639
Speaker 1: felt about it, that's it. I didn't know the picture

2125
01:40:57,720 --> 01:40:59,639
Speaker 1: was gonna that I took was gonna upset him so much.

2126
01:40:59,800 --> 01:41:03,200
Speaker 1: I really didn't and he seemed mad at me all

2127
01:41:03,280 --> 01:41:05,160
Speaker 1: day yesterday or just not really talking to me much.

2128
01:41:05,240 --> 01:41:07,040
Speaker 6: I don't know if he's mad. And then we started

2129
01:41:07,040 --> 01:41:09,880
Speaker 6: the aftermath. I could tell like he he just looked

2130
01:41:10,439 --> 01:41:12,519
Speaker 6: upset with me, and I just really didn't think. We

2131
01:41:12,600 --> 01:41:14,479
Speaker 6: hadn't discussed the picture at all, and I was like, who,

2132
01:41:14,880 --> 01:41:16,439
Speaker 6: And then he brought it up and he said, you know,

2133
01:41:17,000 --> 01:41:18,640
Speaker 6: you took that picture mocking me.

2134
01:41:19,320 --> 01:41:20,240
Speaker 1: And I was surprised he.

2135
01:41:20,280 --> 01:41:22,840
Speaker 6: Was upset because when I took the picture first, the

2136
01:41:22,920 --> 01:41:24,599
Speaker 6: first person I sent it to was Dumb.

2137
01:41:25,760 --> 01:41:26,320
Speaker 1: You were the second.

2138
01:41:26,360 --> 01:41:30,560
Speaker 9: Thus I sent it to Dumb, almost going like I

2139
01:41:30,680 --> 01:41:32,759
Speaker 9: just sent it to him, and he wrote back lol.

2140
01:41:32,840 --> 01:41:35,840
Speaker 9: When he wrote that, I thought, clear, it's a post

2141
01:41:35,920 --> 01:41:37,479
Speaker 9: on Instagram book.

2142
01:41:37,520 --> 01:41:39,120
Speaker 6: I didn't know I was upsetting him at all, because

2143
01:41:39,120 --> 01:41:41,240
Speaker 6: I had almost showed it to him, like here, what

2144
01:41:41,320 --> 01:41:43,000
Speaker 6: do you think of this? This is a thing I'm

2145
01:41:43,040 --> 01:41:45,320
Speaker 6: thinking of posting. And all I got back was l ol.

2146
01:41:45,360 --> 01:41:48,280
Speaker 6: I didn't say that, but I got lol, And you didn't.

2147
01:41:48,320 --> 01:41:50,120
Speaker 1: I want to be clear, you didn't warn him that

2148
01:41:50,240 --> 01:41:52,599
Speaker 1: you were post No, I did not, But I don't

2149
01:41:52,600 --> 01:41:54,960
Speaker 1: know why that would make him angry anyways, But and

2150
01:41:55,360 --> 01:41:58,519
Speaker 1: so I said it angry. I don't. Here's the deal.

2151
01:41:58,680 --> 01:42:01,120
Speaker 1: It's funny for every other person except the butt of

2152
01:42:01,200 --> 01:42:03,000
Speaker 1: the joke. This is what you don't get. There's no

2153
01:42:03,200 --> 01:42:05,120
Speaker 1: joke there. Who's the butt of the joke? This is

2154
01:42:05,280 --> 01:42:07,640
Speaker 1: this is my point. There's no joke. There was just

2155
01:42:07,800 --> 01:42:12,400
Speaker 1: someone who He calls it satire. Satire is a satirical.

2156
01:42:12,560 --> 01:42:15,519
Speaker 1: It's a joke about something you're satiring. It's about the

2157
01:42:15,760 --> 01:42:21,920
Speaker 1: stalkers at the grocery store. Conversation's over, Charlie's got He's

2158
01:42:21,960 --> 01:42:23,960
Speaker 1: my best. It was a paradise because, like I said,

2159
01:42:23,960 --> 01:42:25,479
Speaker 1: it was a paradiy. Nothing else to say.

2160
01:42:25,520 --> 01:42:25,640
Speaker 7: Then.

2161
01:42:25,720 --> 01:42:27,800
Speaker 1: Time was almost like weird, l like I was. I

2162
01:42:27,920 --> 01:42:29,880
Speaker 1: love his version of the picture so much I want

2163
01:42:29,960 --> 01:42:35,320
Speaker 1: to retreade it myself and just homage perfect word Rover.

2164
01:42:35,600 --> 01:42:37,200
Speaker 6: I wanted to bring him to new levels, and I

2165
01:42:37,320 --> 01:42:39,120
Speaker 6: really didn't. That's why I swear to God. Though I

2166
01:42:39,120 --> 01:42:40,840
Speaker 6: didn't think he'd be upset, I wouldn't have done it

2167
01:42:40,920 --> 01:42:42,880
Speaker 6: because I said it to him. I said it to

2168
01:42:42,960 --> 01:42:44,320
Speaker 6: him right off the bat, as soon as they took

2169
01:42:44,360 --> 01:42:46,240
Speaker 6: and I said here. I just said it to him

2170
01:42:46,280 --> 01:42:47,759
Speaker 6: and he wrote loll and I was like, okay.

2171
01:42:47,840 --> 01:42:50,400
Speaker 1: He liked it. I guess I think other people would

2172
01:42:50,479 --> 01:42:51,200
Speaker 1: like the picture too.

2173
01:42:51,840 --> 01:42:54,160
Speaker 6: I didn't know that if I really wouldn't have done this,

2174
01:42:54,160 --> 01:42:55,639
Speaker 6: if I knew's gonna be this mad about it because

2175
01:42:55,640 --> 01:42:58,720
Speaker 6: it's not worth it. And then he said I was

2176
01:42:58,760 --> 01:43:01,960
Speaker 6: being an a hole as an a hole. Well, I

2177
01:43:02,080 --> 01:43:04,320
Speaker 6: called you a two face and an ahole. There's an

2178
01:43:04,360 --> 01:43:05,880
Speaker 6: a hole in there. Two face a hole, two face

2179
01:43:05,920 --> 01:43:07,080
Speaker 6: a hole. Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry.

2180
01:43:07,200 --> 01:43:10,080
Speaker 8: I don't I could say. During the last going into break,

2181
01:43:10,120 --> 01:43:11,479
Speaker 8: I think Peter was in here as well. I said

2182
01:43:11,520 --> 01:43:14,080
Speaker 8: to her, I go, Dumb's not really mad at this?

2183
01:43:14,439 --> 01:43:15,439
Speaker 8: Is he really that mad?

2184
01:43:15,640 --> 01:43:16,080
Speaker 1: He's mad?

2185
01:43:16,280 --> 01:43:19,120
Speaker 8: He never goes. I don't think so. But with Dom,

2186
01:43:19,240 --> 01:43:22,880
Speaker 8: you never know. I actually I am quite surprised that

2187
01:43:22,960 --> 01:43:24,559
Speaker 8: you're that mad about Charlie's post.

2188
01:43:25,520 --> 01:43:27,479
Speaker 1: You guys are surprised about everything I do. This is

2189
01:43:27,520 --> 01:43:29,360
Speaker 1: what I'm honest like, Why is it so abnormal?

2190
01:43:29,479 --> 01:43:29,599
Speaker 2: Though?

2191
01:43:29,720 --> 01:43:31,360
Speaker 1: I'm just so abnormal that I'm the butt of a

2192
01:43:31,439 --> 01:43:34,680
Speaker 1: joke and I reject to it. How you guys are

2193
01:43:34,760 --> 01:43:37,360
Speaker 1: living in a world where Dom is just supposed to

2194
01:43:37,479 --> 01:43:39,320
Speaker 1: walk around with his butthole open.

2195
01:43:39,800 --> 01:43:46,160
Speaker 22: Just geez, I.

2196
01:43:46,320 --> 01:43:49,160
Speaker 1: Love this is great. Hey, take some pictures so everybody

2197
01:43:49,200 --> 01:43:50,240
Speaker 1: can laugh about.

2198
01:43:50,000 --> 01:43:50,400
Speaker 28: It at me.

2199
01:43:50,800 --> 01:43:53,720
Speaker 1: That's what you guys want. No, do you want to

2200
01:43:53,720 --> 01:43:55,880
Speaker 1: make fun of me? Great, I will not ever like it.

2201
01:43:55,960 --> 01:43:57,960
Speaker 1: I don't think anything was making fun of me. The

2202
01:43:58,040 --> 01:44:03,080
Speaker 1: original poto was just I am happy. I'm what a

2203
01:44:03,200 --> 01:44:05,519
Speaker 1: treat that I got to see Dumb from my favorite

2204
01:44:05,560 --> 01:44:07,600
Speaker 1: idea originally.

2205
01:44:07,240 --> 01:44:08,920
Speaker 6: Show this to dumb because I did think it was

2206
01:44:09,000 --> 01:44:11,160
Speaker 6: ridiculous to what people were saying. I thought it was

2207
01:44:11,479 --> 01:44:14,840
Speaker 6: out of control. They're like, louis this people money? None

2208
01:44:14,880 --> 01:44:17,080
Speaker 6: of that came up, and you're when it came up

2209
01:44:17,120 --> 01:44:17,320
Speaker 6: on the.

2210
01:44:17,320 --> 01:44:18,800
Speaker 9: Air, I don't think you're gonna get this mad. I

2211
01:44:18,960 --> 01:44:20,720
Speaker 9: never if I really would have never shown this.

2212
01:44:20,920 --> 01:44:22,760
Speaker 1: My whole point is you were telling me one thing

2213
01:44:22,880 --> 01:44:27,320
Speaker 1: off the air and then went on the air. I

2214
01:44:27,400 --> 01:44:30,880
Speaker 1: was joking on the air. I really I've been the

2215
01:44:30,920 --> 01:44:35,200
Speaker 1: whole time. Okay, cool, Dumb. I do have before we

2216
01:44:35,280 --> 01:44:37,840
Speaker 1: get into the hizzy, I do have a suggest or

2217
01:44:37,880 --> 01:44:40,479
Speaker 1: maybe we'll skip the shizzy. I don't know, get off

2218
01:44:40,520 --> 01:44:42,880
Speaker 1: social media, right, that's just a big suggestion. No, no, no,

2219
01:44:43,000 --> 01:44:46,120
Speaker 1: this is a suggestion from someone. Although that is true,

2220
01:44:46,720 --> 01:44:51,880
Speaker 1: it seems that most of your angst is triggered by

2221
01:44:52,320 --> 01:44:55,920
Speaker 1: social media. No, I have plenty of angs. Otherwise, I'm

2222
01:44:55,960 --> 01:44:58,160
Speaker 1: just the reactionary person. You make fun of me, I'm

2223
01:44:58,160 --> 01:44:59,559
Speaker 1: going to react to it. That's the way it works.

2224
01:44:59,640 --> 01:45:02,080
Speaker 1: You say something nice to me, I'll react to that too,

2225
01:45:02,600 --> 01:45:06,200
Speaker 1: But it only gets pointed out if it's crappy. That's it. Compliment.

2226
01:45:06,720 --> 01:45:09,200
Speaker 1: We did react to my shirt compliment that gave you

2227
01:45:09,800 --> 01:45:12,760
Speaker 1: negative way. God, you're such a nice guy to say

2228
01:45:12,840 --> 01:45:14,600
Speaker 1: somebody kick him in the teeth for an hour and

2229
01:45:14,680 --> 01:45:17,120
Speaker 1: say your bat teeth Actually, didn't they look great back there?

2230
01:45:17,560 --> 01:45:20,360
Speaker 1: I didn't get to those those bat teeth look great? People?

2231
01:45:20,800 --> 01:45:24,040
Speaker 1: All right, you look good today too, thanks Charlie. He's

2232
01:45:24,080 --> 01:45:24,519
Speaker 1: wearing it.

2233
01:45:26,160 --> 01:45:28,720
Speaker 8: That very nice color you hair.

2234
01:45:28,920 --> 01:45:31,639
Speaker 1: I honestly, God, don't care what one of you thinks.

2235
01:45:31,560 --> 01:45:32,200
Speaker 8: Hair looks good.

2236
01:45:32,560 --> 01:45:36,280
Speaker 1: Don't care. I don't care what very so thank you.

2237
01:45:36,320 --> 01:45:39,240
Speaker 1: I'm yes dressing for success. That's why I do it.

2238
01:45:39,280 --> 01:45:42,000
Speaker 1: I want to, in fact, kind of pig right. Guys,

2239
01:45:42,520 --> 01:45:45,519
Speaker 1: someone saw you out and about in public today. They

2240
01:45:45,640 --> 01:45:48,320
Speaker 1: have no idea that you once had a heroin addict.

2241
01:45:48,360 --> 01:45:51,280
Speaker 1: Take a dump on your chest. That's not that's not

2242
01:45:51,400 --> 01:45:53,519
Speaker 1: good you look you're not my ex wife with a

2243
01:45:53,600 --> 01:45:56,800
Speaker 1: prostitute of that that let's go through. Listen that x

2244
01:45:56,920 --> 01:45:58,800
Speaker 1: Y was your wife at the time. At the time,

2245
01:45:58,840 --> 01:46:00,679
Speaker 1: that's sorry, Well I have to say that's why because

2246
01:46:00,720 --> 01:46:02,640
Speaker 1: my current one the only reason this gets brought up

2247
01:46:02,680 --> 01:46:04,280
Speaker 1: is because my current one gets mad about it. So

2248
01:46:04,520 --> 01:46:08,720
Speaker 1: she's not your wife, is she yance? Whatever? All right, well,

2249
01:46:08,960 --> 01:46:13,240
Speaker 1: speaking of that dumb this guy has an incredible suggestion.

2250
01:46:13,800 --> 01:46:16,200
Speaker 1: I don't know whether you would take.

2251
01:46:16,120 --> 01:46:16,600
Speaker 7: This or not.

2252
01:46:17,360 --> 01:46:21,599
Speaker 1: Wow, I should be wonderful. Can't wait? He says everything

2253
01:46:22,040 --> 01:46:25,680
Speaker 1: he wants me. To ensure that everything is legitimate. He

2254
01:46:25,720 --> 01:46:29,400
Speaker 1: would like to start a gofund me called help Them

2255
01:46:29,560 --> 01:46:31,760
Speaker 1: Get out of Debt with a goal of twenty five

2256
01:46:31,840 --> 01:46:34,080
Speaker 1: thousand dollars. Would that? Would that get you out of

2257
01:46:34,240 --> 01:46:36,000
Speaker 1: all of your debt? Twenty five thousand dollars?

2258
01:46:36,479 --> 01:46:39,519
Speaker 5: Not really, but close enough there you're more than twenty

2259
01:46:39,560 --> 01:46:42,120
Speaker 5: five thousand dollars in day? Sure, I mean how much

2260
01:46:42,160 --> 01:46:43,840
Speaker 5: you're talking about the dollars and cents of it? Just

2261
01:46:47,320 --> 01:46:50,559
Speaker 5: wouldn't she want if if the goal I mean, if

2262
01:46:50,600 --> 01:46:52,320
Speaker 5: you were thirty five thousand, then you just set the

2263
01:46:52,320 --> 01:46:53,120
Speaker 5: goal for thirty.

2264
01:46:52,960 --> 01:46:56,040
Speaker 1: Five thousand dollars. Okay, all right, sure, so whatever the

2265
01:46:56,120 --> 01:47:01,599
Speaker 1: amount is. But but but order to get that cash

2266
01:47:02,640 --> 01:47:05,120
Speaker 1: you have to get a tattoo of dumb cheated on

2267
01:47:05,160 --> 01:47:06,759
Speaker 1: his wife with a prostitute in Nevada.

2268
01:47:06,880 --> 01:47:09,320
Speaker 5: The logo of that from the t shirt on your back.

2269
01:47:11,360 --> 01:47:14,400
Speaker 5: You can't have it removed or covered with a new tattoo.

2270
01:47:14,960 --> 01:47:17,479
Speaker 5: He says, were over. You could set a minimum size.

2271
01:47:18,240 --> 01:47:21,000
Speaker 5: You could have him tattooed live on the air. This

2272
01:47:21,120 --> 01:47:23,920
Speaker 5: will get him back from private content to captain content.

2273
01:47:28,600 --> 01:47:29,960
Speaker 1: That what is private about me?

2274
01:47:30,680 --> 01:47:30,720
Speaker 28: No?

2275
01:47:30,840 --> 01:47:33,120
Speaker 1: No, I think it is private about one bit of

2276
01:47:33,280 --> 01:47:36,040
Speaker 1: my life. I would live on private content. You don't

2277
01:47:36,080 --> 01:47:38,960
Speaker 1: know every single intimate detail of my what not private.

2278
01:47:41,360 --> 01:47:41,559
Speaker 7: Talk.

2279
01:47:41,720 --> 01:47:44,200
Speaker 8: It is a double You don't get to shush me

2280
01:47:44,400 --> 01:47:46,240
Speaker 8: if you're freaking out for zero.

2281
01:47:46,400 --> 01:47:47,679
Speaker 1: It does have a double mining.

2282
01:47:47,760 --> 01:47:50,400
Speaker 5: The person who sent it in originally said it's because

2283
01:47:50,439 --> 01:47:54,760
Speaker 5: he's captain content. He's been demoted, but also because all

2284
01:47:55,080 --> 01:47:58,040
Speaker 5: he should put his his uh stuff on social media

2285
01:47:58,200 --> 01:47:59,880
Speaker 5: in private so that no one can see.

2286
01:48:00,000 --> 01:48:02,840
Speaker 1: Wow probability, that's right.

2287
01:48:03,600 --> 01:48:07,120
Speaker 5: So the person who suggested private content instead of captain content,

2288
01:48:07,360 --> 01:48:09,840
Speaker 5: he said it has a double meaning good, Okay, I

2289
01:48:09,960 --> 01:48:10,200
Speaker 5: got it.

2290
01:48:10,280 --> 01:48:12,320
Speaker 1: I understand that I got it. That was why I

2291
01:48:12,560 --> 01:48:15,160
Speaker 1: was annoyed by it, because I'm not private at all. Okay.

2292
01:48:15,400 --> 01:48:15,479
Speaker 20: Uh.

2293
01:48:15,920 --> 01:48:16,240
Speaker 1: He says.

2294
01:48:16,280 --> 01:48:18,040
Speaker 5: It would also be funny to see how long it

2295
01:48:18,040 --> 01:48:20,000
Speaker 5: would take dumb to get right back into the same

2296
01:48:20,080 --> 01:48:22,960
Speaker 5: predicament that he's currently in with his finances.

2297
01:48:23,000 --> 01:48:26,080
Speaker 13: Twenty five thousand takes a while, I think to get

2298
01:48:26,080 --> 01:48:26,920
Speaker 13: back into that debt.

2299
01:48:27,040 --> 01:48:29,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think he could beat to put the

2300
01:48:29,120 --> 01:48:29,519
Speaker 1: money up.

2301
01:48:30,000 --> 01:48:32,000
Speaker 5: No, no, no, he wants to start to go find

2302
01:48:32,040 --> 01:48:34,880
Speaker 5: me and everyone would donate a little bit of cash,

2303
01:48:35,360 --> 01:48:38,799
Speaker 5: since I could probably donate a little bit like you did, Jefferies,

2304
01:48:38,840 --> 01:48:39,360
Speaker 5: go fund me.

2305
01:48:39,400 --> 01:48:43,280
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, would you do that?

2306
01:48:44,479 --> 01:48:44,519
Speaker 26: No?

2307
01:48:45,160 --> 01:48:48,840
Speaker 5: What for for thirty five thousand dollars? He wouldn't be

2308
01:48:48,960 --> 01:48:50,840
Speaker 5: holding to all of you for this? No, what do

2309
01:48:50,880 --> 01:48:52,800
Speaker 5: you mean behold all of you? And the listeners be

2310
01:48:52,840 --> 01:48:53,080
Speaker 5: able to.

2311
01:48:53,080 --> 01:48:56,120
Speaker 9: Say linked that's predominant, no thinking what would happen?

2312
01:48:57,600 --> 01:49:01,879
Speaker 1: But the but the end result would be a benefit

2313
01:49:01,960 --> 01:49:04,400
Speaker 1: to you that you have thirty five thousand dollars and

2314
01:49:04,439 --> 01:49:07,360
Speaker 1: you're out of debt. Yeah, nope, No, it's not gonna happen.

2315
01:49:07,400 --> 01:49:08,559
Speaker 1: And I'm not going to put that on my back

2316
01:49:08,600 --> 01:49:10,760
Speaker 1: so my kids have to see it. No, No, we'll

2317
01:49:10,920 --> 01:49:12,880
Speaker 1: just wear air, just work for it, wear a shirt.

2318
01:49:12,920 --> 01:49:14,280
Speaker 1: For the rest of you, we would have to a

2319
01:49:14,360 --> 01:49:18,720
Speaker 1: beach with my children. Okay, don't go swimming with them

2320
01:49:18,760 --> 01:49:19,200
Speaker 1: ever again.

2321
01:49:19,479 --> 01:49:20,720
Speaker 7: You swimming with.

2322
01:49:22,560 --> 01:49:26,320
Speaker 1: You just always always always has to be facing them

2323
01:49:26,320 --> 01:49:27,200
Speaker 1: when you're in the ocean.

2324
01:49:27,360 --> 01:49:29,760
Speaker 8: Some celebrity just was in the ocean with their shirt

2325
01:49:29,840 --> 01:49:30,320
Speaker 8: on swimming.

2326
01:49:30,520 --> 01:49:34,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, and we've always talked about how weird. Yes, let's

2327
01:49:34,160 --> 01:49:36,800
Speaker 1: normalize everywhere thing I have to do after that, why

2328
01:49:36,840 --> 01:49:42,120
Speaker 1: don't you do it for thirty five? Thirty five? Well,

2329
01:49:42,120 --> 01:49:45,720
Speaker 1: you could say Gianna's College. Right now, you got that

2330
01:49:45,840 --> 01:49:48,000
Speaker 1: on your back. What kind of person would turn down

2331
01:49:48,040 --> 01:49:49,400
Speaker 1: a free college for Gianna?

2332
01:49:49,600 --> 01:49:51,200
Speaker 8: I would do that for thirty.

2333
01:49:51,000 --> 01:50:01,800
Speaker 1: Five huge tattoo on your back. We're talking huge on

2334
01:50:01,920 --> 01:50:04,120
Speaker 1: me on my back. You're gonna put that on your back?

2335
01:50:06,439 --> 01:50:12,000
Speaker 8: But the money thousand dollars? Yes, yeah, you have of

2336
01:50:12,160 --> 01:50:14,080
Speaker 8: Deeter's Ato fraternity.

2337
01:50:14,640 --> 01:50:16,519
Speaker 1: So that for free for the radio program?

2338
01:50:16,680 --> 01:50:19,639
Speaker 12: Yes, and somebody is saying, we'll give you thousands of dollars.

2339
01:50:20,160 --> 01:50:21,320
Speaker 1: There is a difference in the.

2340
01:50:23,479 --> 01:50:26,240
Speaker 5: There's a difference in the tattoo I wanted cheated on

2341
01:50:26,360 --> 01:50:28,720
Speaker 5: my wife with a prostitute. Who wants that tattooed on

2342
01:50:28,760 --> 01:50:30,800
Speaker 5: their back? I mean that's he wants the at O

2343
01:50:30,960 --> 01:50:33,400
Speaker 5: tattoo that's a good one. Yeah, he wanted to join at.

2344
01:50:33,560 --> 01:50:37,479
Speaker 5: I also lost a wheel spinning and that's why I

2345
01:50:37,560 --> 01:50:40,679
Speaker 5: have that. We were did a wheel of tattoos. Yeah, yeah,

2346
01:50:40,960 --> 01:50:43,000
Speaker 5: So I don't think she would do that.

2347
01:50:43,120 --> 01:50:46,920
Speaker 1: In fact, that's what's going you're talking about the group,

2348
01:50:47,040 --> 01:50:49,560
Speaker 1: what like rover, like one shoulder blade? What can I

2349
01:50:49,680 --> 01:50:51,960
Speaker 1: put like a like a Hallmark card there?

2350
01:50:52,000 --> 01:50:52,280
Speaker 7: All right?

2351
01:50:52,479 --> 01:50:53,800
Speaker 1: I mean it would be great if it covered the

2352
01:50:53,840 --> 01:50:56,080
Speaker 1: whole back like, but she wouldn't do that. That's much.

2353
01:50:56,080 --> 01:50:59,080
Speaker 1: I take shoulder blades, yeah, okay, a shoulder a shoulder blade,

2354
01:50:59,120 --> 01:51:01,400
Speaker 1: shoulder blade. Oh yeah, I think that's great. Thirty five

2355
01:51:01,439 --> 01:51:05,400
Speaker 1: grand you would do that? Five thousand you were tanked up.

2356
01:51:05,600 --> 01:51:06,040
Speaker 8: I don't worry.

2357
01:51:06,040 --> 01:51:07,439
Speaker 1: I'll tell you right now. I wouldn't do it for

2358
01:51:07,520 --> 01:51:10,320
Speaker 1: thirty five Would you do it for thirty five thousand dollars?

2359
01:51:10,640 --> 01:51:11,360
Speaker 1: That's a lot of money.

2360
01:51:11,360 --> 01:51:15,280
Speaker 5: But no, the difference is dumbs, you're not in financial

2361
01:51:15,360 --> 01:51:17,519
Speaker 5: diary straits like dump needs the money.

2362
01:51:18,880 --> 01:51:21,439
Speaker 1: Your rest warn't out for it for him because of this.

2363
01:51:22,200 --> 01:51:25,120
Speaker 1: So so what I'm saying is you're not in the

2364
01:51:25,160 --> 01:51:27,240
Speaker 1: same situation. That's why you wouldn't take the thirty five

2365
01:51:27,280 --> 01:51:31,760
Speaker 1: thousand dollars him. That would be very tempting. I would think, yeah,

2366
01:51:31,800 --> 01:51:35,600
Speaker 1: it is tempting, but no step up. It would just

2367
01:51:35,640 --> 01:51:37,360
Speaker 1: give them the day. And we have somebody who's willing

2368
01:51:37,360 --> 01:51:38,000
Speaker 1: to do it for the show.

2369
01:51:38,120 --> 01:51:39,479
Speaker 10: So this is so.

2370
01:51:39,600 --> 01:51:41,240
Speaker 1: If you guys want to raise the thirty five grand

2371
01:51:41,240 --> 01:51:43,040
Speaker 1: to get Doozie to get a tattoo of don't so

2372
01:51:43,120 --> 01:51:46,360
Speaker 1: you wouldn't over whatever you want, you wouldn't do it

2373
01:51:46,600 --> 01:51:51,280
Speaker 1: because you feel that the audience will have sad about

2374
01:51:51,320 --> 01:51:53,640
Speaker 1: it in the first place. I feel bad that I

2375
01:51:53,760 --> 01:51:56,360
Speaker 1: did it. I've been living with this the whole time.

2376
01:51:56,479 --> 01:51:58,400
Speaker 1: You guys think I just walk around wearing it like

2377
01:51:58,479 --> 01:52:02,160
Speaker 1: some sort of badge of honor, like because I tattooed,

2378
01:52:02,960 --> 01:52:06,439
Speaker 1: And then I actually feel bad about it. I know

2379
01:52:06,560 --> 01:52:08,720
Speaker 1: it's my kids are going to learn more and more

2380
01:52:08,760 --> 01:52:11,200
Speaker 1: about it, and as it goes along, I feel bad

2381
01:52:11,280 --> 01:52:13,360
Speaker 1: about the things I've done and the thid way I've

2382
01:52:13,439 --> 01:52:15,920
Speaker 1: treated people in the past. You guys seem to think

2383
01:52:15,960 --> 01:52:18,479
Speaker 1: I deserve some sort of ongoing public shaming for it

2384
01:52:18,560 --> 01:52:20,800
Speaker 1: for the rest of my life, while I deal with

2385
01:52:20,920 --> 01:52:24,040
Speaker 1: it at home every day and in my brain every day.

2386
01:52:24,320 --> 01:52:26,559
Speaker 1: I don't like the way I treated people. I'm trying

2387
01:52:26,600 --> 01:52:29,240
Speaker 1: to be a better person. I just owe people money now,

2388
01:52:29,400 --> 01:52:31,920
Speaker 1: so that's it. Well, do you think about this, just

2389
01:52:32,120 --> 01:52:34,200
Speaker 1: consider that. I'm not even considering it. You can just

2390
01:52:34,320 --> 01:52:37,120
Speaker 1: wrap up this break. I'm not just consider this one last,

2391
01:52:37,160 --> 01:52:40,599
Speaker 1: but not even considering it. Thirty five thousand dollars gets

2392
01:52:40,680 --> 01:52:42,680
Speaker 1: you out of debt. A million if you give me one,

2393
01:52:44,080 --> 01:52:46,080
Speaker 1: thirty five thousand dollars gets you out of debt.

2394
01:52:46,240 --> 01:52:49,240
Speaker 5: You put the tattoo on your back. You then immediately

2395
01:52:49,320 --> 01:52:51,679
Speaker 5: take that thirty five thousand dollars to the casino, put.

2396
01:52:51,600 --> 01:52:53,840
Speaker 1: It on roulette. You have seventy thousand dollars.

2397
01:52:54,920 --> 01:52:55,320
Speaker 7: I'm black.

2398
01:52:56,560 --> 01:53:01,479
Speaker 1: Let's just make bring up. You're on Rover's Morning Glory,

2399
01:53:01,520 --> 01:53:02,120
Speaker 1: Good morning, Dave.

2400
01:53:02,800 --> 01:53:05,720
Speaker 10: Hey Rover did not do she get phil Simms from

2401
01:53:05,760 --> 01:53:08,599
Speaker 10: the roulette wheel of Patoo's tattooed on her leg.

2402
01:53:09,360 --> 01:53:12,599
Speaker 12: My hippone, my left hip bone has a red number eleven,

2403
01:53:12,840 --> 01:53:15,920
Speaker 12: fairly large size number eleven on it because I.

2404
01:53:16,000 --> 01:53:17,200
Speaker 8: Lost the game.

2405
01:53:17,960 --> 01:53:20,760
Speaker 1: You didn't get that removed yet? Oh no, you still

2406
01:53:20,800 --> 01:53:21,000
Speaker 1: have that.

2407
01:53:21,520 --> 01:53:21,680
Speaker 15: Yeah.

2408
01:53:21,720 --> 01:53:24,080
Speaker 8: My daughter is like, you have an eleven. That's radio

2409
01:53:24,200 --> 01:53:26,320
Speaker 8: for you. I have on my one, uh my.

2410
01:53:26,360 --> 01:53:28,240
Speaker 22: Beak, closest show ever get to a ten.

2411
01:53:31,240 --> 01:53:32,160
Speaker 8: It's actually pretty good.

2412
01:53:35,400 --> 01:53:37,360
Speaker 1: We'll be right back on Rover's Morning Glory.

2413
01:53:37,439 --> 01:53:42,360
Speaker 4: Hang on, how is listening to RNG better than sex? Well,

2414
01:53:42,439 --> 01:53:45,200
Speaker 4: it lasts for four hours, they said, a four minutes.

2415
01:53:45,720 --> 01:53:48,920
Speaker 4: You can do it on the bus and you never

2416
01:53:49,040 --> 01:53:50,519
Speaker 4: have to sit in the wet spot.

2417
01:53:50,920 --> 01:53:53,120
Speaker 34: Welcome back to Rover's Morning Glory.

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01:53:55,720 --> 01:53:59,400
Speaker 5: All right, Miss Morning Glory is going to come into

2419
01:53:59,439 --> 01:54:02,840
Speaker 5: the studio. Oh, she was just crowned Miss Morning Glory

2420
01:54:03,160 --> 01:54:08,600
Speaker 5: a few days ago at Roverfest X. Let's bring her in.

2421
01:54:08,800 --> 01:54:11,120
Speaker 5: Let's sit here on the couch of Tears. We'll talk

2422
01:54:11,160 --> 01:54:12,880
Speaker 5: to her. I don't know anything about her. I haven't

2423
01:54:12,960 --> 01:54:16,240
Speaker 5: met her, but we'll learn all about her in just

2424
01:54:16,320 --> 01:54:20,559
Speaker 5: a moment. Melissa is here, the Miss Morning Glory.

2425
01:54:20,560 --> 01:54:22,240
Speaker 1: Good morning, Melissa. How are you ya?

2426
01:54:22,320 --> 01:54:22,760
Speaker 8: I'm great?

2427
01:54:22,880 --> 01:54:23,200
Speaker 15: How are you?

2428
01:54:23,400 --> 01:54:24,080
Speaker 1: I'm doing all right.

2429
01:54:24,200 --> 01:54:26,080
Speaker 5: So you were crowned Miss Morning Gloria a week and

2430
01:54:26,080 --> 01:54:28,120
Speaker 5: a half ago. It was Did you think you were

2431
01:54:28,200 --> 01:54:28,640
Speaker 5: going to win?

2432
01:54:29,760 --> 01:54:32,200
Speaker 21: I tried to hold my confidence. I was just going

2433
01:54:32,240 --> 01:54:35,120
Speaker 21: in having fun with it. A lot of the other

2434
01:54:35,200 --> 01:54:38,360
Speaker 21: girls they were amazing, but yeah, I just tried to

2435
01:54:38,400 --> 01:54:38,840
Speaker 21: have a good time.

2436
01:54:39,000 --> 01:54:40,440
Speaker 1: I thought you had a pretty good shot at it.

2437
01:54:41,480 --> 01:54:44,160
Speaker 8: I have done some MPC shows.

2438
01:54:44,200 --> 01:54:46,560
Speaker 1: So on an MPC show, Hold on, don't tell me

2439
01:54:46,680 --> 01:54:50,600
Speaker 1: that must be what is it building? Oh damn it?

2440
01:54:51,000 --> 01:54:54,360
Speaker 8: Yes, yes, and I do the bikini love of it?

2441
01:54:54,560 --> 01:54:54,920
Speaker 1: Uh huh.

2442
01:54:55,520 --> 01:54:57,800
Speaker 21: And I think with that I was a little bit

2443
01:54:57,840 --> 01:55:00,560
Speaker 21: more uncomfortable with it and being on stage and a

2444
01:55:01,480 --> 01:55:02,680
Speaker 21: smaller bikini.

2445
01:55:03,000 --> 01:55:06,320
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, so you were. But you've never been out

2446
01:55:06,480 --> 01:55:07,960
Speaker 1: in front of twenty thousand people.

2447
01:55:08,040 --> 01:55:09,160
Speaker 30: No, I have not.

2448
01:55:10,080 --> 01:55:12,480
Speaker 1: Was it nerve wrecking or were you okay? I?

2449
01:55:13,480 --> 01:55:15,480
Speaker 21: After I heard the response of the crowd, I was

2450
01:55:15,640 --> 01:55:16,320
Speaker 21: really excited.

2451
01:55:16,600 --> 01:55:19,360
Speaker 8: It made me feel good. So it's everyone was really

2452
01:55:19,400 --> 01:55:19,840
Speaker 8: really cool.

2453
01:55:20,080 --> 01:55:22,200
Speaker 1: You did have a good response. Did you stack the

2454
01:55:22,280 --> 01:55:24,360
Speaker 1: deck with all friends and family or something?

2455
01:55:24,920 --> 01:55:25,120
Speaker 2: Yeah?

2456
01:55:26,600 --> 01:55:28,440
Speaker 8: No, I didn't people.

2457
01:55:28,920 --> 01:55:30,760
Speaker 5: I don't know what she was doing out there. Yeah,

2458
01:55:30,960 --> 01:55:36,080
Speaker 5: she had quite the response. So how did you How

2459
01:55:36,120 --> 01:55:38,000
Speaker 5: did you get signed up for this? Did someone tell

2460
01:55:38,000 --> 01:55:38,480
Speaker 5: you about this?

2461
01:55:38,760 --> 01:55:41,520
Speaker 21: Or My husband is a huge fan of the show,

2462
01:55:41,880 --> 01:55:44,680
Speaker 21: and he would come home from work and just tell

2463
01:55:44,760 --> 01:55:46,880
Speaker 21: me all these stories, you know, of what he listened

2464
01:55:46,880 --> 01:55:47,560
Speaker 21: to on the radio.

2465
01:55:47,800 --> 01:55:48,000
Speaker 18: Yeah.

2466
01:55:48,240 --> 01:55:50,160
Speaker 21: So through that I felt like I was, you know,

2467
01:55:50,320 --> 01:55:52,720
Speaker 21: getting to know you guys were But yeah, as soon

2468
01:55:52,760 --> 01:55:57,720
Speaker 21: as you announced the bikini show and obviously I've done.

2469
01:55:57,560 --> 01:55:58,240
Speaker 24: It like you do.

2470
01:55:58,600 --> 01:56:02,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, definitely. And so he signed you up or told

2471
01:56:02,560 --> 01:56:05,600
Speaker 1: you to sign up, and you got there, you did it.

2472
01:56:06,280 --> 01:56:10,040
Speaker 1: She won five thousand dollars. How much money she got?

2473
01:56:10,120 --> 01:56:10,160
Speaker 29: So?

2474
01:56:10,200 --> 01:56:13,040
Speaker 1: How old are you? I'm twenty four, twenty four? She

2475
01:56:13,160 --> 01:56:16,080
Speaker 1: has long, dark hair, very long. It's probably down to

2476
01:56:16,280 --> 01:56:17,720
Speaker 1: like your ass crack. I'm guessing if.

2477
01:56:17,680 --> 01:56:19,320
Speaker 8: It's straight, it's pretty long.

2478
01:56:19,680 --> 01:56:19,920
Speaker 12: Color.

2479
01:56:20,160 --> 01:56:20,520
Speaker 7: What color?

2480
01:56:20,560 --> 01:56:23,640
Speaker 1: Eyes? Brown eyes or brown eyes? Brown eyes? And what

2481
01:56:23,760 --> 01:56:24,640
Speaker 1: do you do for a living?

2482
01:56:24,960 --> 01:56:25,600
Speaker 8: I do cleaning?

2483
01:56:25,840 --> 01:56:28,120
Speaker 1: You cleanah, like houses or businesses?

2484
01:56:28,440 --> 01:56:29,200
Speaker 8: Mostly commercial?

2485
01:56:29,480 --> 01:56:29,800
Speaker 1: Okay?

2486
01:56:29,960 --> 01:56:30,120
Speaker 7: Yes?

2487
01:56:30,600 --> 01:56:32,760
Speaker 1: And you've been married for how long?

2488
01:56:33,160 --> 01:56:33,960
Speaker 8: A year and a half.

2489
01:56:34,360 --> 01:56:36,760
Speaker 1: Still everything's going good after a year and a half.

2490
01:56:37,200 --> 01:56:39,640
Speaker 8: You know what, it's better. It's better that you know.

2491
01:56:40,200 --> 01:56:43,000
Speaker 21: I think it's just as simple as him being comfortable

2492
01:56:43,080 --> 01:56:46,040
Speaker 21: and confident enough. Do you know, let me stop on stage,

2493
01:56:46,080 --> 01:56:47,880
Speaker 21: you know, in front of twenty thousand people, you know,

2494
01:56:48,560 --> 01:56:49,240
Speaker 21: not all some of.

2495
01:56:49,280 --> 01:56:53,120
Speaker 1: These guys get jealous. Yeah, some of these guys, especially

2496
01:56:53,160 --> 01:56:55,760
Speaker 1: once they win, or throwing the calendar right right, Well,

2497
01:56:55,800 --> 01:56:57,080
Speaker 1: we're not doing a calendar this time.

2498
01:56:57,680 --> 01:56:59,880
Speaker 5: In the past, these guys, the girls will get into

2499
01:56:59,880 --> 01:57:02,320
Speaker 5: the calendar and then the boyfriends would flip out for

2500
01:57:02,440 --> 01:57:03,960
Speaker 5: some reason, show up at the shoots.

2501
01:57:04,800 --> 01:57:07,960
Speaker 8: It's five thousand dollars too, you know. It's like, I mean, that's.

2502
01:57:07,960 --> 01:57:11,320
Speaker 5: Right, And I would be proud if my girlfriend were

2503
01:57:11,440 --> 01:57:14,040
Speaker 5: in a calendar or on stage like that or something

2504
01:57:14,120 --> 01:57:17,080
Speaker 5: that should make you proud. Not I guess you guys

2505
01:57:17,120 --> 01:57:19,240
Speaker 5: probably have low self esteem. They think some dude's gonna

2506
01:57:19,240 --> 01:57:21,720
Speaker 5: swoop in and steal their woman or something. I guess

2507
01:57:21,840 --> 01:57:24,080
Speaker 5: I don't know. But so you've been married a year

2508
01:57:24,080 --> 01:57:25,920
Speaker 5: and a half. Yes, how did you meet your husband?

2509
01:57:26,360 --> 01:57:30,040
Speaker 21: We actually met at the gym. It was about this Christmas.

2510
01:57:30,080 --> 01:57:30,920
Speaker 21: That'll be three years.

2511
01:57:31,040 --> 01:57:32,400
Speaker 1: He hit on you, or you hit on him.

2512
01:57:35,000 --> 01:57:37,120
Speaker 8: Well, at first it was really creepy because he's staring

2513
01:57:37,160 --> 01:57:38,800
Speaker 8: me down. I was like, don't look at me like that.

2514
01:57:39,080 --> 01:57:39,800
Speaker 7: Yeah, you know.

2515
01:57:39,880 --> 01:57:42,520
Speaker 21: Of course I've had my past relationships they weren't that great.

2516
01:57:42,560 --> 01:57:44,360
Speaker 21: So I was like, I'm sure this guy's, you know,

2517
01:57:44,600 --> 01:57:46,920
Speaker 21: got a girlfriend or is married. I was like, don't

2518
01:57:46,960 --> 01:57:47,360
Speaker 21: look at.

2519
01:57:47,280 --> 01:57:47,560
Speaker 10: Me like that.

2520
01:57:47,640 --> 01:57:50,200
Speaker 21: I can feel it, yeah, kind of rushing him off

2521
01:57:50,240 --> 01:57:52,800
Speaker 21: for like a good while, and hung around the gym

2522
01:57:52,840 --> 01:57:54,360
Speaker 21: for about an hour an hour and a half and

2523
01:57:54,440 --> 01:57:59,320
Speaker 21: he was still there staring at you. Yes, and by

2524
01:57:59,360 --> 01:58:01,400
Speaker 21: the end of my work. I was just so focusing

2525
01:58:01,520 --> 01:58:03,480
Speaker 21: into it or wasn't really the.

2526
01:58:03,720 --> 01:58:06,840
Speaker 5: Thing happens when I yeah, yeah, you know, right, yeah,

2527
01:58:06,960 --> 01:58:08,800
Speaker 5: so it's almost like I'm there by myself, you know,

2528
01:58:09,200 --> 01:58:10,000
Speaker 5: in the zone there.

2529
01:58:10,200 --> 01:58:10,520
Speaker 7: I did that.

2530
01:58:10,720 --> 01:58:12,440
Speaker 21: I mean, I get I put my head set on

2531
01:58:12,560 --> 01:58:15,480
Speaker 21: and I just kind of like buzz everyone out. But yeah,

2532
01:58:15,560 --> 01:58:18,200
Speaker 21: he caught me stepping off the stair climber.

2533
01:58:18,440 --> 01:58:20,440
Speaker 8: I was all, sweaty, No, make.

2534
01:58:20,360 --> 01:58:22,640
Speaker 1: Sure, are you done with it? Can I use the machine?

2535
01:58:22,720 --> 01:58:22,880
Speaker 18: Now?

2536
01:58:23,560 --> 01:58:24,360
Speaker 1: What was line?

2537
01:58:24,960 --> 01:58:26,840
Speaker 21: He came out to me and he asked me if

2538
01:58:26,880 --> 01:58:31,960
Speaker 21: I had a boyfriend, and right at it, no, I

2539
01:58:32,080 --> 01:58:33,760
Speaker 21: think I was a little bit more comfortable with that,

2540
01:58:34,080 --> 01:58:37,000
Speaker 21: just kind of knowing that he wouldn't like overstep, you know,

2541
01:58:37,760 --> 01:58:39,880
Speaker 21: my you know, if I was in a relationship, you

2542
01:58:39,920 --> 01:58:40,720
Speaker 21: would to restep that.

2543
01:58:40,960 --> 01:58:41,080
Speaker 3: You know.

2544
01:58:41,200 --> 01:58:43,080
Speaker 21: I could tell that he already respected that, and I

2545
01:58:43,160 --> 01:58:45,680
Speaker 21: thought I was a little bit more comfortable already, so

2546
01:58:45,880 --> 01:58:46,440
Speaker 21: I was more.

2547
01:58:46,320 --> 01:58:46,840
Speaker 8: Open to talking.

2548
01:58:47,000 --> 01:58:48,960
Speaker 1: You tell me say no, I don't have a boyfriend,

2549
01:58:49,000 --> 01:58:50,560
Speaker 1: and then you guys strike up a conversation.

2550
01:58:50,800 --> 01:58:53,600
Speaker 8: And yeah, he asked me.

2551
01:58:55,120 --> 01:58:55,840
Speaker 1: The whole time, like.

2552
01:58:59,000 --> 01:59:00,880
Speaker 8: Bobby doesn't have to try too hard.

2553
01:59:01,120 --> 01:59:04,840
Speaker 1: So I know I'm the same way, Charlie, Charlie really

2554
01:59:05,280 --> 01:59:07,760
Speaker 1: sometimes Charlie, I will just go we'll oil each other up,

2555
01:59:08,400 --> 01:59:10,840
Speaker 1: you know, before we go out to pick up chicks, right, yeah,

2556
01:59:10,960 --> 01:59:11,520
Speaker 1: oil up.

2557
01:59:15,240 --> 01:59:15,839
Speaker 7: Each other.

2558
01:59:18,760 --> 01:59:22,840
Speaker 1: All right? So, uh, Dougie told me that you have

2559
01:59:23,040 --> 01:59:25,760
Speaker 1: an interesting life story. Yes, what is this?

2560
01:59:26,000 --> 01:59:26,400
Speaker 2: You? You?

2561
01:59:26,840 --> 01:59:29,760
Speaker 5: You grew up not as a normal person as what

2562
01:59:31,520 --> 01:59:33,480
Speaker 5: I will I don't know find out theater.

2563
01:59:33,600 --> 01:59:34,720
Speaker 1: What does this? What does that mean?

2564
01:59:35,200 --> 01:59:36,280
Speaker 8: I grew up amished?

2565
01:59:36,320 --> 01:59:39,040
Speaker 1: You were amish? Yes, oh, this is what they're hiding

2566
01:59:39,080 --> 01:59:41,080
Speaker 1: in those dresses bonnets and.

2567
01:59:42,280 --> 01:59:44,160
Speaker 8: My grandbirds would be so proud.

2568
01:59:44,560 --> 01:59:47,640
Speaker 1: So you uh like the horse and buggy all that

2569
01:59:47,760 --> 01:59:50,720
Speaker 1: kind of Yes, all right, so you're born into this,

2570
01:59:50,960 --> 01:59:52,680
Speaker 1: you're amish. What do you guys live on a farm?

2571
01:59:52,760 --> 01:59:53,960
Speaker 1: You have a barn and all of that.

2572
01:59:54,560 --> 01:59:55,080
Speaker 8: When I was.

2573
01:59:55,120 --> 01:59:57,920
Speaker 21: Younger, up until I was about maybe six or seven,

2574
01:59:58,000 --> 01:59:59,880
Speaker 21: we did have a farm. We had like fifty cow

2575
02:00:00,320 --> 02:00:04,480
Speaker 21: We did the whole page and everything. Yeah, definitely, I

2576
02:00:04,520 --> 02:00:06,600
Speaker 21: mean we were milking our cows every I mean, we

2577
02:00:06,960 --> 02:00:08,560
Speaker 21: weren't necessarily turning better.

2578
02:00:08,640 --> 02:00:10,400
Speaker 8: I mean by that time my mom is buying our

2579
02:00:10,400 --> 02:00:13,040
Speaker 8: own but yeah, like milking.

2580
02:00:12,840 --> 02:00:15,120
Speaker 1: The cows and so you would do this as a

2581
02:00:15,200 --> 02:00:21,400
Speaker 1: kid and I look at these Amish people, or there's

2582
02:00:21,440 --> 02:00:24,560
Speaker 1: also likes Amish and Mennonite. I think that's different or something.

2583
02:00:24,560 --> 02:00:27,720
Speaker 1: I don't know, but and I go, what a miserable existence?

2584
02:00:27,760 --> 02:00:27,880
Speaker 28: Now?

2585
02:00:28,000 --> 02:00:29,520
Speaker 1: Was it miserable to you or did you just not

2586
02:00:29,680 --> 02:00:30,280
Speaker 1: know any better?

2587
02:00:30,840 --> 02:00:33,040
Speaker 21: It was it was so normal to us, and we

2588
02:00:33,160 --> 02:00:36,520
Speaker 21: were so shut out from the rest of the world

2589
02:00:36,720 --> 02:00:37,480
Speaker 21: that those.

2590
02:00:37,360 --> 02:00:40,879
Speaker 8: Just are normal. So it really was not a tough lifestyle.

2591
02:00:41,400 --> 02:00:43,600
Speaker 1: All right. So you're wearing your like, making your own

2592
02:00:43,640 --> 02:00:45,800
Speaker 1: clothes and all are your mom's making your clothes and

2593
02:00:45,880 --> 02:00:49,840
Speaker 1: all that you're wearing the whole the get up and everything. Yeah,

2594
02:00:50,360 --> 02:00:52,600
Speaker 1: and what happens? How do you get out of the Amish?

2595
02:00:53,400 --> 02:00:53,440
Speaker 2: Like?

2596
02:00:53,520 --> 02:00:56,160
Speaker 1: Did you escape? Is it like a reality show or something?

2597
02:00:56,200 --> 02:00:57,760
Speaker 8: I didn't literally have to run away?

2598
02:00:57,880 --> 02:00:58,640
Speaker 21: Or do you do any of that?

2599
02:00:59,520 --> 02:01:06,400
Speaker 1: Luckily natural? There must be so many hot chicks, just

2600
02:01:06,520 --> 02:01:08,240
Speaker 1: like on farms and stuff.

2601
02:01:08,200 --> 02:01:08,360
Speaker 28: You know.

2602
02:01:08,520 --> 02:01:10,000
Speaker 1: Okay, So how did you get out of this?

2603
02:01:10,960 --> 02:01:13,760
Speaker 21: I was lucky enough. My parents are very flexible. They've

2604
02:01:13,800 --> 02:01:16,240
Speaker 21: always been very open with us and you know, made

2605
02:01:16,320 --> 02:01:22,280
Speaker 21: us feel very comfortable. And they I have older siblings

2606
02:01:22,600 --> 02:01:24,800
Speaker 21: and by the time that they got out of the lifestyle,

2607
02:01:24,840 --> 02:01:27,160
Speaker 21: and by the time I was making that choice of

2608
02:01:27,680 --> 02:01:32,960
Speaker 21: not being Amish anymore. They slowly transitioned into leading what

2609
02:01:33,160 --> 02:01:34,280
Speaker 21: we would say English.

2610
02:01:34,480 --> 02:01:37,040
Speaker 8: English is like the normal lifestyle.

2611
02:01:37,240 --> 02:01:40,440
Speaker 1: Because they speak some weird language or something. Right, they

2612
02:01:40,520 --> 02:01:44,680
Speaker 1: speak Dutch. Yeah, it's so bizarre. And so you speak

2613
02:01:44,760 --> 02:01:47,440
Speaker 1: Dutch then that was probably your first language that you love.

2614
02:01:47,960 --> 02:01:50,200
Speaker 8: So you guys will have to forgive me.

2615
02:01:50,280 --> 02:01:54,360
Speaker 21: I might sound a little funny or say something backwards

2616
02:01:54,440 --> 02:01:55,520
Speaker 21: and no either, I mean.

2617
02:01:55,440 --> 02:01:57,320
Speaker 1: I don't notice anything. I'm not picking up on it.

2618
02:01:58,880 --> 02:02:02,440
Speaker 5: And so they got they got out of the whole

2619
02:02:02,760 --> 02:02:05,480
Speaker 5: Amish thing or what your parents did. So, so your

2620
02:02:05,520 --> 02:02:08,120
Speaker 5: older siblings they left, they got out of it, you said,

2621
02:02:08,560 --> 02:02:08,960
Speaker 5: or they.

2622
02:02:08,920 --> 02:02:12,120
Speaker 21: Did all of my siblings, my parents, and I have

2623
02:02:12,240 --> 02:02:14,800
Speaker 21: a few cousins that left the license.

2624
02:02:14,560 --> 02:02:17,480
Speaker 1: Don't they don't? I saw some show it's like on

2625
02:02:17,640 --> 02:02:22,240
Speaker 1: MTV or something. I forget breaking Amish. Don't they go

2626
02:02:22,440 --> 02:02:25,240
Speaker 1: and you leave for like a year or something? What

2627
02:02:25,360 --> 02:02:26,320
Speaker 1: is it called springer?

2628
02:02:26,480 --> 02:02:26,680
Speaker 7: Yeah?

2629
02:02:26,840 --> 02:02:28,640
Speaker 1: Is that? Okay? So explain that to me.

2630
02:02:29,560 --> 02:02:32,720
Speaker 8: That's actually that usually comes up the age of sixteen.

2631
02:02:32,880 --> 02:02:33,120
Speaker 1: Okay.

2632
02:02:33,240 --> 02:02:37,040
Speaker 21: Oftentimes the parents give the kids the flexibility to wear

2633
02:02:37,160 --> 02:02:40,280
Speaker 21: normal clothes, go out and make friends, and you know,

2634
02:02:40,640 --> 02:02:42,880
Speaker 21: drive a car do A lot of those who.

2635
02:02:42,720 --> 02:02:44,480
Speaker 1: Would ever do all that stuff and then go I

2636
02:02:44,600 --> 02:02:46,320
Speaker 1: want to go back to churning my own puppy. I

2637
02:02:46,360 --> 02:02:47,600
Speaker 1: would go to parties and how crazy.

2638
02:02:47,800 --> 02:02:49,360
Speaker 25: Yeah, I'd go to parties in high school and there'd

2639
02:02:49,400 --> 02:02:51,800
Speaker 25: be a bunch of nineteen year olds just pounding beers,

2640
02:02:51,840 --> 02:02:52,440
Speaker 25: Amish kids.

2641
02:02:52,560 --> 02:02:56,080
Speaker 6: Yeah on Springer, Yeah, I mean yeah, you have to

2642
02:02:56,280 --> 02:02:58,200
Speaker 6: because then you don't go back because they'll shun you.

2643
02:02:58,640 --> 02:03:01,000
Speaker 1: You're not allowed back to your family, lose your family,

2644
02:03:02,080 --> 02:03:05,640
Speaker 1: and I like cell phones and cars. You do, everybody's

2645
02:03:05,680 --> 02:03:09,760
Speaker 1: going to everyone's gonna be like, wow, this takes ass.

2646
02:03:09,840 --> 02:03:11,000
Speaker 9: Horses smell a crap.

2647
02:03:11,120 --> 02:03:12,560
Speaker 1: I don't have to deal with that's this rule. I

2648
02:03:12,560 --> 02:03:13,840
Speaker 1: don't want to live in a barn anymore.

2649
02:03:13,920 --> 02:03:16,320
Speaker 9: But then, like your family won't even speak to you,

2650
02:03:16,400 --> 02:03:17,640
Speaker 9: there's gone, I don't care see them.

2651
02:03:18,040 --> 02:03:20,280
Speaker 1: You have to make a decision between the family. I

2652
02:03:20,360 --> 02:03:22,000
Speaker 1: got to be honest. I don't know how your family is.

2653
02:03:22,080 --> 02:03:24,400
Speaker 1: I pick technology over my family end the day of

2654
02:03:24,440 --> 02:03:27,560
Speaker 1: the week. But you see your older siblings, they they

2655
02:03:27,800 --> 02:03:32,400
Speaker 1: chose technology. Now did your family then shun your older

2656
02:03:32,480 --> 02:03:33,600
Speaker 1: siblings when they got out?

2657
02:03:34,440 --> 02:03:34,480
Speaker 2: No?

2658
02:03:35,000 --> 02:03:38,760
Speaker 21: My luckily, like I said, my parents are very open

2659
02:03:38,960 --> 02:03:40,240
Speaker 21: and accepted.

2660
02:03:40,280 --> 02:03:43,160
Speaker 1: What about like your grandparents where they like they're out

2661
02:03:43,680 --> 02:03:45,040
Speaker 1: where are my dad's side?

2662
02:03:45,800 --> 02:03:48,720
Speaker 21: Just because they're a lot more strict and more into

2663
02:03:49,080 --> 02:03:53,880
Speaker 21: the whole lifestyle, that's they've become more flexible and more open.

2664
02:03:54,000 --> 02:03:55,720
Speaker 1: You know a nice thing about this. You can speak

2665
02:03:55,800 --> 02:03:57,880
Speaker 1: openly about this because they can't even listen to the radio.

2666
02:03:57,960 --> 02:04:01,560
Speaker 1: I bet right now there's no radio. There's nothing, so

2667
02:04:01,640 --> 02:04:02,600
Speaker 1: you can say whatever you want.

2668
02:04:03,360 --> 02:04:05,560
Speaker 25: I got recognized by an Amish guy you did at

2669
02:04:05,600 --> 02:04:07,360
Speaker 25: the zoo, and he made it really quiet because there's

2670
02:04:07,360 --> 02:04:08,280
Speaker 25: if you don't know, if you've ever been to the

2671
02:04:08,320 --> 02:04:09,800
Speaker 25: zoo around here tons of Amish.

2672
02:04:09,960 --> 02:04:12,480
Speaker 1: I have been to the zoo once, like years ago,

2673
02:04:12,600 --> 02:04:15,240
Speaker 1: and I noticed that it was with the zoo. I

2674
02:04:15,240 --> 02:04:17,840
Speaker 1: don't know that's like directly a one time thing. No,

2675
02:04:18,000 --> 02:04:20,800
Speaker 1: I've seen that too. So those big groups, it's like

2676
02:04:20,840 --> 02:04:22,400
Speaker 1: they always go there. I was once made.

2677
02:04:22,920 --> 02:04:25,000
Speaker 6: I was wearing my cool ass Djenko jeans, which were

2678
02:04:25,040 --> 02:04:27,160
Speaker 6: popular at the time, and I was standing there looking

2679
02:04:27,200 --> 02:04:30,400
Speaker 6: at like a cool ass TIGERI Yeah, the big, the

2680
02:04:30,520 --> 02:04:32,760
Speaker 6: big ones and all the homage people got in a

2681
02:04:32,800 --> 02:04:34,640
Speaker 6: group and started pointing and laughing at me, and it's

2682
02:04:34,680 --> 02:04:38,520
Speaker 6: like your hurt cut you idiots stupid ass clothes and they.

2683
02:04:38,480 --> 02:04:42,840
Speaker 1: Were put they look that's how ridiculous you look, you know,

2684
02:04:43,000 --> 02:04:46,880
Speaker 1: because he must have looked stupid and Jinko jeans with

2685
02:04:46,960 --> 02:04:49,000
Speaker 1: a giant ass legs hang them up at for that,

2686
02:04:49,040 --> 02:04:50,040
Speaker 1: I couldn't work my guy.

2687
02:04:51,200 --> 02:04:53,680
Speaker 25: This amage guy at the zoo. There's a whole whole

2688
02:04:53,760 --> 02:04:55,560
Speaker 25: group of them. And then I walk by and I say,

2689
02:04:56,120 --> 02:04:58,280
Speaker 25: what's not mats. You had to make it really quiet

2690
02:04:58,280 --> 02:04:58,880
Speaker 25: because I don't think he.

2691
02:04:59,240 --> 02:05:01,480
Speaker 1: Would have been They probably would have picked Tim right

2692
02:05:01,560 --> 02:05:05,040
Speaker 1: out of the lifestyle whatever the hell they call it,

2693
02:05:05,160 --> 02:05:10,400
Speaker 1: and it sounds more like swingers the lifestyle. All right,

2694
02:05:10,560 --> 02:05:14,440
Speaker 1: So so your siblings leave you. How old were you

2695
02:05:14,480 --> 02:05:15,640
Speaker 1: when you guys when you left?

2696
02:05:15,720 --> 02:05:15,840
Speaker 3: Then?

2697
02:05:16,240 --> 02:05:18,680
Speaker 21: I was right at sixteen, sixteen years old. That's kind

2698
02:05:18,680 --> 02:05:21,040
Speaker 21: of upset. So I was like, why'd you guys wait

2699
02:05:21,120 --> 02:05:23,680
Speaker 21: until I was like old enough, you know to go

2700
02:05:23,840 --> 02:05:26,160
Speaker 21: out and kind of explore and do my own thing.

2701
02:05:26,440 --> 02:05:28,360
Speaker 21: And then they made that choice. I'm like, oh, you

2702
02:05:28,400 --> 02:05:29,400
Speaker 21: guys were just joining me.

2703
02:05:29,520 --> 02:05:30,080
Speaker 8: That's fun.

2704
02:05:30,480 --> 02:05:33,520
Speaker 5: So how do you then when you're sixteen years old

2705
02:05:33,640 --> 02:05:37,040
Speaker 5: and you've lived this sheltered life. I would assume yes,

2706
02:05:37,760 --> 02:05:39,800
Speaker 5: and then did they put you, like in a normal

2707
02:05:40,120 --> 02:05:41,600
Speaker 5: like a school or anything.

2708
02:05:41,800 --> 02:05:45,160
Speaker 21: Or no they didn't, And I'm still sad about that.

2709
02:05:46,440 --> 02:05:48,360
Speaker 21: I just I never got to have those you know,

2710
02:05:48,840 --> 02:05:50,920
Speaker 21: the experience of going through high.

2711
02:05:50,800 --> 02:05:53,720
Speaker 1: School or middle school, you know, not even middle did

2712
02:05:53,800 --> 02:05:54,720
Speaker 1: you go to school at all?

2713
02:05:54,920 --> 02:05:56,360
Speaker 8: Or I went to sixth grade?

2714
02:05:56,640 --> 02:05:58,240
Speaker 1: It get out of here.

2715
02:05:58,720 --> 02:06:00,760
Speaker 21: I haven't been in school since I was eleven years old.

2716
02:06:01,120 --> 02:06:04,280
Speaker 5: It's lucky you are so hot, because if you weren't hot,

2717
02:06:04,400 --> 02:06:06,080
Speaker 5: you would I mean, where would you get in lives?

2718
02:06:06,280 --> 02:06:08,920
Speaker 1: Right? No, that's a great education. But I'm telling you,

2719
02:06:09,040 --> 02:06:12,240
Speaker 1: the hotter you are, the less education you need, Like

2720
02:06:12,320 --> 02:06:13,320
Speaker 1: you don't need any education.

2721
02:06:13,440 --> 02:06:15,960
Speaker 5: Now, she could have quit in kindergarten and she still

2722
02:06:16,240 --> 02:06:21,000
Speaker 5: would find a way to make success, right Yeah, yeah, contest.

2723
02:06:21,120 --> 02:06:23,120
Speaker 1: You just know she could walk into a place they go,

2724
02:06:23,240 --> 02:06:25,640
Speaker 1: we have a job opening for a scientist. Oh you

2725
02:06:26,040 --> 02:06:30,880
Speaker 1: went to sixth grade. She's super hot. You're high, so

2726
02:06:31,880 --> 02:06:34,080
Speaker 1: so you didn't go to a normal school. But did

2727
02:06:34,120 --> 02:06:36,960
Speaker 1: you hang out then? After you when you're sixteen, do

2728
02:06:37,040 --> 02:06:40,480
Speaker 1: you start hanging out with like normal non Amish kids

2729
02:06:40,520 --> 02:06:42,680
Speaker 1: and doing that kind of stuff like drinking beer and

2730
02:06:42,800 --> 02:06:43,720
Speaker 1: doing whatever you're doing.

2731
02:06:44,040 --> 02:06:44,840
Speaker 8: It took me a.

2732
02:06:44,880 --> 02:06:47,960
Speaker 21: While to transition and kind of let my Amish friends go.

2733
02:06:48,200 --> 02:06:50,360
Speaker 21: Not even that I necessarily wanted to, but it was

2734
02:06:50,520 --> 02:06:54,480
Speaker 21: just kind of moving on the thing. When I was sixteen, yeah,

2735
02:06:54,480 --> 02:06:56,000
Speaker 21: I still had a lot of my Amish friends and

2736
02:06:56,040 --> 02:06:58,440
Speaker 21: I wanted to do like the whole partying.

2737
02:06:58,160 --> 02:07:00,840
Speaker 1: Thing, and like, yeah, oh you were the influence.

2738
02:07:01,360 --> 02:07:03,680
Speaker 8: I was definitely was.

2739
02:07:04,440 --> 02:07:07,640
Speaker 1: So you did a lot of partying when you were sixteen? Yeah,

2740
02:07:08,120 --> 02:07:10,080
Speaker 1: started When did you start drinking? I mean I assume

2741
02:07:10,080 --> 02:07:12,480
Speaker 1: the Amy start drinking at like eight. When did you

2742
02:07:12,520 --> 02:07:13,080
Speaker 1: start drinking?

2743
02:07:13,280 --> 02:07:13,360
Speaker 28: Now?

2744
02:07:13,400 --> 02:07:17,440
Speaker 8: I probably have my first beer or my first buzz

2745
02:07:17,520 --> 02:07:18,000
Speaker 8: when I was.

2746
02:07:18,120 --> 02:07:21,800
Speaker 1: Like fifteen, fifteen years Yeah, all right, so you get

2747
02:07:21,880 --> 02:07:25,000
Speaker 1: out you're sixteen, and you start hanging your bad influence

2748
02:07:25,040 --> 02:07:26,840
Speaker 1: on all the other Amish kids. So the parents are

2749
02:07:26,840 --> 02:07:30,000
Speaker 1: probably like, you can't hang out with her anymore, right, Yeah,

2750
02:07:30,480 --> 02:07:34,200
Speaker 1: now you have to go on get like normal person friends.

2751
02:07:35,080 --> 02:07:37,240
Speaker 1: Uh and did you fit in or were they like,

2752
02:07:37,400 --> 02:07:42,200
Speaker 1: well you're hummish luckily secret Now.

2753
02:07:42,320 --> 02:07:44,320
Speaker 21: The time where I grew up in there were it

2754
02:07:44,400 --> 02:07:47,120
Speaker 21: was super small town. So I mean everybody kind of

2755
02:07:47,160 --> 02:07:49,720
Speaker 21: knows everybody, even the kids, you know, the normal kids,

2756
02:07:49,760 --> 02:07:52,560
Speaker 21: I would say English, They all kind of knew who

2757
02:07:52,640 --> 02:07:55,840
Speaker 21: I was, and I was cool enough to hang out,

2758
02:07:55,920 --> 02:07:57,920
Speaker 21: you know, so they invited me, you know, to high

2759
02:07:57,960 --> 02:07:59,120
Speaker 21: school parties and this and that.

2760
02:07:59,360 --> 02:08:02,160
Speaker 1: So when you get your first boyfriend when I was

2761
02:08:02,200 --> 02:08:07,200
Speaker 1: sixteen sixteen? Yeah, and uh your parents were okay with that?

2762
02:08:07,360 --> 02:08:10,960
Speaker 21: Or like they were, surprisingly you would think not, And

2763
02:08:11,120 --> 02:08:12,560
Speaker 21: I kind of wish they would have been a little

2764
02:08:12,560 --> 02:08:13,040
Speaker 21: bit harder.

2765
02:08:13,240 --> 02:08:15,160
Speaker 1: Why is that because the guy's a jerk in the

2766
02:08:15,320 --> 02:08:15,720
Speaker 1: long run?

2767
02:08:15,840 --> 02:08:16,040
Speaker 2: Er? What?

2768
02:08:16,320 --> 02:08:17,120
Speaker 29: No, not like that.

2769
02:08:17,280 --> 02:08:20,440
Speaker 21: It's just me, you know, growing up and you know,

2770
02:08:20,760 --> 02:08:22,720
Speaker 21: wanting to have kids on my own someday, and.

2771
02:08:22,920 --> 02:08:24,720
Speaker 8: I think I'll be a little bit stricter about that.

2772
02:08:25,040 --> 02:08:27,600
Speaker 21: Yeah, so I'll be like, no, not until you're like

2773
02:08:27,800 --> 02:08:28,400
Speaker 21: twenty five.

2774
02:08:28,640 --> 02:08:31,920
Speaker 1: Yeah. Wow, what an amazing story, Deeter.

2775
02:08:32,000 --> 02:08:32,680
Speaker 9: Can you believe that?

2776
02:08:33,200 --> 02:08:33,280
Speaker 18: Right?

2777
02:08:34,160 --> 02:08:34,560
Speaker 1: Miss Morn?

2778
02:08:35,440 --> 02:08:37,320
Speaker 5: We never had that do a photo shoot with her

2779
02:08:37,400 --> 02:08:42,160
Speaker 5: and the whole get up with their the butter like

2780
02:08:42,920 --> 02:08:45,880
Speaker 5: but with that little bonnet thing they wear. Yeah, just that,

2781
02:08:46,120 --> 02:08:46,400
Speaker 5: that's it.

2782
02:08:46,600 --> 02:08:49,360
Speaker 1: And knee high socks. Oh my gosh. Do the Amish

2783
02:08:49,360 --> 02:08:51,800
Speaker 1: wear knee high socks? I should's hot, man?

2784
02:08:52,680 --> 02:08:52,920
Speaker 19: Yeah?

2785
02:08:53,160 --> 02:08:54,480
Speaker 8: Most of them the long socks.

2786
02:08:54,680 --> 02:08:57,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, so yeah. Uh so do you still talk to

2787
02:08:58,000 --> 02:08:59,920
Speaker 1: anyone the Amish? People are not.

2788
02:09:00,000 --> 02:09:02,000
Speaker 21: Oh yeah, I have a lot of family, you know,

2789
02:09:02,200 --> 02:09:05,400
Speaker 21: Christmases and you run into them and they're okay, Yeah,

2790
02:09:05,480 --> 02:09:06,240
Speaker 21: they don't.

2791
02:09:06,400 --> 02:09:09,080
Speaker 1: They don't treat you like a like the devil or

2792
02:09:09,080 --> 02:09:09,720
Speaker 1: anything like that.

2793
02:09:10,200 --> 02:09:11,480
Speaker 8: No, they're all very sweet.

2794
02:09:12,000 --> 02:09:14,000
Speaker 1: Because I heard now I don't know if this is true,

2795
02:09:14,040 --> 02:09:15,960
Speaker 1: but I've heard that the Amish like it's a very

2796
02:09:18,080 --> 02:09:22,480
Speaker 1: Oh I don't know. Uh, I don't know if abusive.

2797
02:09:22,640 --> 02:09:25,520
Speaker 5: Might not be the rice direct, but but like the

2798
02:09:25,880 --> 02:09:30,040
Speaker 5: there's a lot of domestic violence towards women in the

2799
02:09:30,080 --> 02:09:34,680
Speaker 5: Amish community. Uh, there's you know, I don't know this

2800
02:09:35,240 --> 02:09:36,280
Speaker 5: is am I right about this.

2801
02:09:36,800 --> 02:09:41,080
Speaker 21: I don't know about being like hands on. I mean,

2802
02:09:41,320 --> 02:09:44,200
Speaker 21: I don't know what goes on, you know, behind closed doors.

2803
02:09:45,080 --> 02:09:47,800
Speaker 21: I do know that a lot of the Amish women

2804
02:09:48,160 --> 02:09:51,200
Speaker 21: like they have no room to speak, like that women

2805
02:09:51,320 --> 02:09:53,200
Speaker 21: have no voices within that community.

2806
02:09:53,520 --> 02:09:54,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, well I.

2807
02:09:54,880 --> 02:09:57,760
Speaker 21: Feel like that's why, like even now, like I try

2808
02:09:57,800 --> 02:10:00,240
Speaker 21: to stand on my own two feet so firmly, do

2809
02:10:00,280 --> 02:10:03,640
Speaker 21: you speak out? Just because my mom my, grandma, like,

2810
02:10:03,840 --> 02:10:06,320
Speaker 21: they never had a voice. They don't they don't know

2811
02:10:06,440 --> 02:10:08,440
Speaker 21: how to stand up for themselves. It's always been like

2812
02:10:08,600 --> 02:10:10,520
Speaker 21: the man, you know, the man of the house and

2813
02:10:10,600 --> 02:10:10,960
Speaker 21: this is that.

2814
02:10:11,160 --> 02:10:12,480
Speaker 8: But there's there's nothing.

2815
02:10:12,280 --> 02:10:14,240
Speaker 1: Wrong with you know, a woman and you went to

2816
02:10:14,360 --> 02:10:16,680
Speaker 1: sixth grade, So you got up through sixth grade? Do

2817
02:10:16,720 --> 02:10:18,760
Speaker 1: you go through like is this a normal school or

2818
02:10:18,760 --> 02:10:19,600
Speaker 1: an Amish school that.

2819
02:10:19,640 --> 02:10:21,560
Speaker 8: She went to that was actually a normal school.

2820
02:10:21,600 --> 02:10:22,640
Speaker 1: So that was a school?

2821
02:10:22,680 --> 02:10:22,840
Speaker 18: Yeah?

2822
02:10:22,880 --> 02:10:27,400
Speaker 5: Okay, wow, so you never decided. I mean at this point, like,

2823
02:10:27,520 --> 02:10:29,120
Speaker 5: what are you gonna do? You can't go back to

2824
02:10:29,320 --> 02:10:31,720
Speaker 5: like seventh grade or something, you know that would make

2825
02:10:31,760 --> 02:10:34,920
Speaker 5: a good reality show. Right, she's twenty four and she

2826
02:10:35,040 --> 02:10:36,120
Speaker 5: goes back to seventh grade.

2827
02:10:36,160 --> 02:10:38,680
Speaker 1: Oh man, be sweet? Oh the kids in the class

2828
02:10:38,800 --> 02:10:41,840
Speaker 1: is staring at her. Yep, getting boners all day.

2829
02:10:42,680 --> 02:10:46,480
Speaker 8: I feel like that Adam Sandler maybe what's that called

2830
02:10:46,680 --> 02:10:47,080
Speaker 8: Billy Man?

2831
02:10:47,240 --> 02:10:48,640
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah.

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02:10:49,120 --> 02:10:52,600
Speaker 5: But so you must you must have some regret or

2833
02:10:52,840 --> 02:10:56,240
Speaker 5: some sort of I mean, you don't like that, I'm guessing, right,

2834
02:10:56,760 --> 02:10:59,960
Speaker 5: what with the only go through sixth grade?

2835
02:11:00,280 --> 02:11:00,480
Speaker 3: Yeah?

2836
02:11:00,600 --> 02:11:03,360
Speaker 21: I think a lot of times where I lack confidence.

2837
02:11:03,480 --> 02:11:05,960
Speaker 21: It like that's where it stems from.

2838
02:11:06,120 --> 02:11:09,840
Speaker 1: That's I just because there are things I hated school.

2839
02:11:09,960 --> 02:11:10,800
Speaker 1: School sucks.

2840
02:11:12,680 --> 02:11:15,440
Speaker 5: But I'm like, no, you do have you have a

2841
02:11:15,600 --> 02:11:19,680
Speaker 5: certain base of knowledge that when people are talking about

2842
02:11:19,760 --> 02:11:23,120
Speaker 5: things or whatever. If you didn't go to junior high

2843
02:11:23,200 --> 02:11:25,640
Speaker 5: and high school and learn some of these things that

2844
02:11:25,720 --> 02:11:28,000
Speaker 5: you learn in those areas, you don't have that base

2845
02:11:28,440 --> 02:11:30,480
Speaker 5: of knowledge. It doesn't mean that you're stupid. It just

2846
02:11:30,560 --> 02:11:34,520
Speaker 5: means that you I don't know, I don't explain you

2847
02:11:34,560 --> 02:11:35,839
Speaker 5: know what I'm talking And I'm still.

2848
02:11:35,680 --> 02:11:36,680
Speaker 8: Doing that with my husband.

2849
02:11:36,720 --> 02:11:39,640
Speaker 21: I am always asking him questions. I'm like, you know,

2850
02:11:39,760 --> 02:11:42,320
Speaker 21: always digging into you know what. I didn't learn that

2851
02:11:42,440 --> 02:11:42,920
Speaker 21: in school.

2852
02:11:43,000 --> 02:11:43,800
Speaker 8: So what does this mean?

2853
02:11:43,880 --> 02:11:46,880
Speaker 1: He's a bodybuilder though he's probably a dullard. I'm just sad.

2854
02:11:47,320 --> 02:11:48,880
Speaker 1: I don't know him personally, but I'm.

2855
02:11:51,240 --> 02:11:53,320
Speaker 8: He's a really smart guy. He really is. And I'm

2856
02:11:53,360 --> 02:11:55,040
Speaker 8: not just saying that because he's my husband, but.

2857
02:11:55,200 --> 02:11:57,240
Speaker 1: Well, he married you, he's got to be smart, right.

2858
02:11:57,280 --> 02:12:00,440
Speaker 1: I mean he snatched that up real quick, didn't he go?

2859
02:12:00,560 --> 02:12:03,960
Speaker 1: It stalked him for an hour and a half. You

2860
02:12:04,040 --> 02:12:06,400
Speaker 1: have a boyfriend, and he was.

2861
02:12:06,400 --> 02:12:09,360
Speaker 21: Already done working out by the time that he see

2862
02:12:09,440 --> 02:12:11,400
Speaker 21: me in the gym, So he was like hanging out

2863
02:12:11,440 --> 02:12:13,120
Speaker 21: at the gym for the next hour and a half.

2864
02:12:14,200 --> 02:12:15,560
Speaker 8: Because I was what was he doing?

2865
02:12:15,760 --> 02:12:18,080
Speaker 9: You're in the StairMaster? Was he in the corner like

2866
02:12:18,160 --> 02:12:20,120
Speaker 9: sitting eating, drinking a shake.

2867
02:12:20,200 --> 02:12:20,760
Speaker 1: What was he doing?

2868
02:12:21,240 --> 02:12:22,160
Speaker 8: He was on the treadmill.

2869
02:12:22,400 --> 02:12:22,560
Speaker 9: Ok.

2870
02:12:22,920 --> 02:12:24,440
Speaker 8: He's like this big guy and he's.

2871
02:12:24,600 --> 02:12:33,920
Speaker 1: Just like an Right, he's probably sweating bullets. Was the

2872
02:12:34,040 --> 02:12:35,840
Speaker 1: longer he waits probably more nervous?

2873
02:12:36,120 --> 02:12:36,320
Speaker 7: Yeah?

2874
02:12:36,480 --> 02:12:39,200
Speaker 23: Yeah, well plus the creepier you look. It's been three

2875
02:12:39,240 --> 02:12:44,320
Speaker 23: hours at this point, first summer, right, right. That's a

2876
02:12:44,400 --> 02:12:46,000
Speaker 23: lot of guys though. I feel like a lot of

2877
02:12:46,080 --> 02:12:46,800
Speaker 23: guys are like that.

2878
02:12:46,960 --> 02:12:51,000
Speaker 8: It's so weird. There was just that that they do,

2879
02:12:51,680 --> 02:12:54,640
Speaker 8: like the whole creep like girl in the gym kind

2880
02:12:54,680 --> 02:12:57,200
Speaker 8: of thing, and I feel like creep Yeah?

2881
02:12:57,920 --> 02:13:02,480
Speaker 1: Am I dressing with my eyes expect? Do you think, uh,

2882
02:13:02,840 --> 02:13:05,000
Speaker 1: what about your sex life? Do you think that growing

2883
02:13:05,080 --> 02:13:09,160
Speaker 1: up Amish does this make you wilder in the bedroom

2884
02:13:09,600 --> 02:13:13,520
Speaker 1: or does it make you more conservative? Would you say?

2885
02:13:14,400 --> 02:13:17,560
Speaker 21: Man, I am definitely on the wilder side. I would

2886
02:13:17,680 --> 02:13:23,040
Speaker 21: like to do more. Yeah, yeah, definitely on the on

2887
02:13:23,120 --> 02:13:25,160
Speaker 21: the wilder side. But I don't think my background really

2888
02:13:25,640 --> 02:13:27,400
Speaker 21: that just tells me who I am as a person.

2889
02:13:28,600 --> 02:13:30,760
Speaker 1: Doesn't really mean were you sixteen when you lost your

2890
02:13:30,840 --> 02:13:34,240
Speaker 1: virginity when you're doing all your crazy partying and drinking

2891
02:13:34,280 --> 02:13:38,160
Speaker 1: and all of that. Sixteen? Yeah to a normal dude

2892
02:13:38,240 --> 02:13:41,160
Speaker 1: or an homige dudeish?

2893
02:13:41,800 --> 02:13:43,840
Speaker 8: Oh my god, yup?

2894
02:13:44,520 --> 02:13:46,800
Speaker 1: Do the Amish girls I've had this question brought up

2895
02:13:46,800 --> 02:13:49,400
Speaker 1: to me before. Right where you're going, do they shave

2896
02:13:49,520 --> 02:13:51,760
Speaker 1: their bushes? Wait for great question.

2897
02:13:51,800 --> 02:13:53,920
Speaker 21: I don't think a lot of the girls within that

2898
02:13:54,080 --> 02:13:56,760
Speaker 21: like style, no enough to shave down there.

2899
02:13:57,120 --> 02:14:01,080
Speaker 1: Or even yeah, they would they would know. Yeah, you're right.

2900
02:14:01,280 --> 02:14:03,160
Speaker 8: I mean I hope that they know.

2901
02:14:03,600 --> 02:14:04,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, tell them.

2902
02:14:04,600 --> 02:14:07,200
Speaker 25: We need to give them a message somehow and a

2903
02:14:07,280 --> 02:14:09,160
Speaker 25: carrier pigeon and show them pictures of porn.

2904
02:14:11,800 --> 02:14:15,000
Speaker 1: Did you like the When was the first time you're

2905
02:14:15,040 --> 02:14:16,200
Speaker 1: exposed to like the Internet?

2906
02:14:17,400 --> 02:14:21,400
Speaker 8: I mean there were cell phones rounds probably when I was.

2907
02:14:21,680 --> 02:14:25,720
Speaker 8: I mean there was a lot between that, like fifteen sixteen.

2908
02:14:25,520 --> 02:14:26,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, right around that.

2909
02:14:26,560 --> 02:14:26,760
Speaker 7: Yeah.

2910
02:14:27,080 --> 02:14:29,240
Speaker 1: Was it just like information overload?

2911
02:14:29,360 --> 02:14:33,280
Speaker 5: Because like now, if you look at Douchie's kid, who's eight,

2912
02:14:33,600 --> 02:14:36,240
Speaker 5: like that kid has grown up with an iPhone and

2913
02:14:36,320 --> 02:14:39,480
Speaker 5: an iPad and YouTube and like they just from the

2914
02:14:39,520 --> 02:14:43,000
Speaker 5: time they were born, right you you discover this when

2915
02:14:43,000 --> 02:14:44,560
Speaker 5: you're fifteen sixteen years old?

2916
02:14:44,920 --> 02:14:48,200
Speaker 1: Was it hard to take in all that stuff?

2917
02:14:48,320 --> 02:14:49,080
Speaker 7: Or did it?

2918
02:14:49,360 --> 02:14:51,680
Speaker 21: Luckily it wasn't that closed off from it. I had

2919
02:14:51,760 --> 02:14:55,520
Speaker 21: cousins that weren't leading that lifestyle anymore. So they had

2920
02:14:55,560 --> 02:14:58,280
Speaker 21: a lot of like the cool gadgets and things. So

2921
02:14:59,040 --> 02:15:01,000
Speaker 21: when I go over to their house or I was

2922
02:15:01,040 --> 02:15:04,120
Speaker 21: babysitting them, I would try and get on like these devices,

2923
02:15:04,320 --> 02:15:04,520
Speaker 21: you know.

2924
02:15:04,720 --> 02:15:06,200
Speaker 8: I learned how to use them.

2925
02:15:06,480 --> 02:15:08,480
Speaker 1: What about internet porn? When was the first time you

2926
02:15:08,520 --> 02:15:08,800
Speaker 1: saw that?

2927
02:15:08,920 --> 02:15:09,200
Speaker 7: How long?

2928
02:15:10,040 --> 02:15:12,360
Speaker 21: So I think like I was just thinking about that.

2929
02:15:12,560 --> 02:15:14,520
Speaker 21: I thought some of these hard questions would come up.

2930
02:15:16,040 --> 02:15:19,440
Speaker 21: I was probably like thirteen when my cousin, No, they

2931
02:15:19,560 --> 02:15:22,160
Speaker 21: had a laptop and my cousin like pulled.

2932
02:15:21,920 --> 02:15:23,320
Speaker 8: It up and was like, look at this.

2933
02:15:24,000 --> 02:15:24,200
Speaker 3: Man.

2934
02:15:24,400 --> 02:15:26,320
Speaker 1: The first thing you saw. Do you remember the scene?

2935
02:15:26,720 --> 02:15:32,240
Speaker 8: It was yeah, just Penis, just Penis, Yes, yeah, yeah

2936
02:15:32,360 --> 02:15:33,480
Speaker 8: it was and you.

2937
02:15:33,520 --> 02:15:35,080
Speaker 1: Were like, whoa, look at this.

2938
02:15:35,600 --> 02:15:39,120
Speaker 9: And I remember the first magazine, the first penhouse. Yeah,

2939
02:15:39,160 --> 02:15:40,800
Speaker 9: the girl Dark too.

2940
02:15:40,880 --> 02:15:44,880
Speaker 1: I remember the first thing that I saw, or the

2941
02:15:45,000 --> 02:15:47,080
Speaker 1: first like even like the polls, like she was oh

2942
02:15:47,120 --> 02:15:49,800
Speaker 1: I still had the magazine. Yeah. It's like you keep

2943
02:15:49,840 --> 02:15:53,720
Speaker 1: it all like a shrine all this. So you speak Dutch,

2944
02:15:54,200 --> 02:15:57,200
Speaker 1: I do speak, did you Let's see what could you

2945
02:15:57,280 --> 02:15:59,720
Speaker 1: ever say in Dutch? Theater? I want to churn your

2946
02:15:59,760 --> 02:16:02,200
Speaker 1: but I want to hear that.

2947
02:16:04,160 --> 02:16:06,600
Speaker 21: That's going to sound more just because the language is

2948
02:16:06,680 --> 02:16:10,680
Speaker 21: so broken down, and it'll pretty much sound normal.

2949
02:16:10,800 --> 02:16:11,840
Speaker 8: I can see something else.

2950
02:16:12,160 --> 02:16:14,560
Speaker 9: Do a PSA for other Amish women, letting them know

2951
02:16:14,640 --> 02:16:15,880
Speaker 9: that they need to shave their bush.

2952
02:16:15,960 --> 02:16:19,840
Speaker 5: Okay, perfect? Wow, all right, so this is great. If

2953
02:16:19,880 --> 02:16:23,920
Speaker 5: there are any Amish women, you tell them in Dutch.

2954
02:16:24,200 --> 02:16:27,040
Speaker 1: Listen. I want to I want to tell you about something.

2955
02:16:27,120 --> 02:16:29,680
Speaker 5: Your your father, your mother hasn't told you about this,

2956
02:16:29,920 --> 02:16:32,160
Speaker 5: but you have a full on bush.

2957
02:16:32,440 --> 02:16:35,560
Speaker 1: It's it's grown wild as hell. You don't know any

2958
02:16:35,600 --> 02:16:37,680
Speaker 1: better because you don't have access to the internet and

2959
02:16:37,760 --> 02:16:38,600
Speaker 1: porn and all of that.

2960
02:16:39,360 --> 02:16:43,520
Speaker 5: But let me tell you, ladies. You need to sneak out.

2961
02:16:43,640 --> 02:16:45,880
Speaker 5: You need to shave, that, you need to wax, that

2962
02:16:46,080 --> 02:16:50,520
Speaker 5: you need to whatever. And if you're driving through Amased

2963
02:16:50,520 --> 02:16:52,080
Speaker 5: country right now, blast your radio.

2964
02:16:53,160 --> 02:16:56,160
Speaker 1: We can hear it. All right, put the windows down,

2965
02:16:56,640 --> 02:16:59,360
Speaker 1: pull up next to the horse and buggy, and listen

2966
02:16:59,400 --> 02:17:03,120
Speaker 1: to this public service announcement from this morning Glory twenty eighteen,

2967
02:17:03,200 --> 02:17:06,080
Speaker 1: twenty nineteen. Melissa, go ahead, Melissa, all right.

2968
02:17:06,160 --> 02:17:07,680
Speaker 8: Met the dense cat.

2969
02:17:08,959 --> 02:17:14,280
Speaker 21: If any why hen show my host, I'll give it

2970
02:17:14,360 --> 02:17:15,800
Speaker 21: through ones Shieffa.

2971
02:17:16,640 --> 02:17:20,400
Speaker 1: All right, Wow, I have no idea. I heard cat

2972
02:17:20,520 --> 02:17:22,200
Speaker 1: in there. Did you take cat?

2973
02:17:22,360 --> 02:17:23,400
Speaker 7: That's what you do for it?

2974
02:17:27,040 --> 02:17:27,800
Speaker 2: Step aside.

2975
02:17:29,680 --> 02:17:31,680
Speaker 1: The big guns have arrived.

2976
02:17:32,440 --> 02:17:34,440
Speaker 9: We're back to Rover's Morning Glory.

2977
02:17:36,200 --> 02:17:38,200
Speaker 1: Let me read you an email here. This is a

2978
02:17:38,760 --> 02:17:41,600
Speaker 1: well guy talks about what the show has done for him.

2979
02:17:41,640 --> 02:17:44,160
Speaker 1: Then he has a question. He wants some advice from

2980
02:17:44,200 --> 02:17:48,440
Speaker 1: all of us. He writes. I won't tell you his

2981
02:17:48,600 --> 02:17:50,480
Speaker 1: names in case he doesn't want it out there.

2982
02:17:50,520 --> 02:17:52,119
Speaker 5: He says, I just wanted to write in and tell

2983
02:17:52,160 --> 02:17:56,040
Speaker 5: you how much your show is done for me and

2984
02:17:56,520 --> 02:17:59,039
Speaker 5: where I have taken you. I started listening in two

2985
02:17:59,080 --> 02:18:01,720
Speaker 5: thousand and six when I was in high school. I

2986
02:18:01,800 --> 02:18:06,560
Speaker 5: then took you to Bowling Green for four years of college.

2987
02:18:07,360 --> 02:18:13,440
Speaker 5: I took you to Georgia for army training, followed by Kuwait, Cutter, Germany,

2988
02:18:13,720 --> 02:18:18,760
Speaker 5: North Carolina, Mexico, the Bahamas, Texas, and now my current

2989
02:18:18,879 --> 02:18:22,840
Speaker 5: duty station in Kansas. I don't know where I would

2990
02:18:23,080 --> 02:18:25,640
Speaker 5: I don't know what I would do without you, even Dougie,

2991
02:18:27,280 --> 02:18:30,720
Speaker 5: please don't go off the air in the near future.

2992
02:18:30,800 --> 02:18:32,600
Speaker 5: I don't know what I would do without you, Adam

2993
02:18:32,680 --> 02:18:34,759
Speaker 5: says oh.

2994
02:18:35,040 --> 02:18:37,520
Speaker 1: I said, I wasn't gonna say his name. You go, well, sorry,

2995
02:18:37,600 --> 02:18:42,520
Speaker 1: I just blew it, didn't I. Oops? All right, well,

2996
02:18:42,640 --> 02:18:44,920
Speaker 1: Adam continues, I might as well. It's cats out of

2997
02:18:44,920 --> 02:18:48,760
Speaker 1: the bag. Adam, I hope here. Sorry, he writes, I

2998
02:18:48,879 --> 02:18:53,040
Speaker 1: also need some sex advice. I'm getting married to the

2999
02:18:53,280 --> 02:18:56,920
Speaker 1: woman of my dreams, but the sex life is not ideal.

3000
02:18:57,920 --> 02:18:59,720
Speaker 1: I'm looking for your advice on how to make it

3001
02:18:59,760 --> 02:19:02,720
Speaker 1: better her. I know your initial advice is going to

3002
02:19:02,800 --> 02:19:05,600
Speaker 1: be get rid of her, but that's not an option

3003
02:19:05,760 --> 02:19:09,120
Speaker 1: in my life. She doesn't seem to like sex and

3004
02:19:09,560 --> 02:19:14,680
Speaker 1: always says how much it hurts after not even thirty seconds.

3005
02:19:15,720 --> 02:19:18,880
Speaker 1: She literally does everything else perfectly, which is why I

3006
02:19:19,120 --> 02:19:22,280
Speaker 1: am marrying her. But I don't know how much more

3007
02:19:22,320 --> 02:19:26,080
Speaker 1: I can go without good sex. The key is getting

3008
02:19:26,120 --> 02:19:31,240
Speaker 1: her to care about it. She will give a she'll

3009
02:19:31,280 --> 02:19:33,440
Speaker 1: get on her knees until the sun comes up, which

3010
02:19:33,520 --> 02:19:36,960
Speaker 1: is my favorite. But I need some variety. Please help.

3011
02:19:37,040 --> 02:19:37,760
Speaker 1: I love the show.

3012
02:19:38,120 --> 02:19:38,480
Speaker 7: Thank you.

3013
02:19:39,520 --> 02:19:39,920
Speaker 1: All right.

3014
02:19:40,680 --> 02:19:44,760
Speaker 5: Here's what I would say. I wouldn't say just get

3015
02:19:44,879 --> 02:19:48,080
Speaker 5: rid of her, break up with her. I would try

3016
02:19:48,120 --> 02:19:51,199
Speaker 5: to solve the problem. If you can't solve the problem,

3017
02:19:51,320 --> 02:19:55,640
Speaker 5: I will tell you that it's going to be a

3018
02:19:55,760 --> 02:19:58,080
Speaker 5: burden on you for the rest of your life, You're

3019
02:19:58,120 --> 02:20:00,360
Speaker 5: never going to be happy. You have to have a

3020
02:20:00,440 --> 02:20:04,480
Speaker 5: good sex life in order to be happy with someone

3021
02:20:04,520 --> 02:20:07,240
Speaker 5: that you're marrying. You have to because you'll you'll end

3022
02:20:07,320 --> 02:20:11,920
Speaker 5: up cheating, right, absolutely, if you're not getting good sex,

3023
02:20:12,840 --> 02:20:16,880
Speaker 5: and you will end up resenting the person because she

3024
02:20:17,040 --> 02:20:18,320
Speaker 5: never wants to have sex with you.

3025
02:20:19,360 --> 02:20:22,960
Speaker 1: Now, there are medical conditions that women can have where

3026
02:20:23,000 --> 02:20:26,080
Speaker 1: it hurts dirring sex. I would have that looked into.

3027
02:20:26,360 --> 02:20:26,800
Speaker 8: I agree.

3028
02:20:26,879 --> 02:20:28,440
Speaker 1: I don't know what the cure for it is. But

3029
02:20:28,959 --> 02:20:31,320
Speaker 1: isn't that a condition a medical condition?

3030
02:20:32,600 --> 02:20:35,360
Speaker 12: Yes, there are a few different conditions that can be

3031
02:20:35,600 --> 02:20:36,960
Speaker 12: a part of that, so I think she should.

3032
02:20:37,240 --> 02:20:38,280
Speaker 1: You can just be saying that.

3033
02:20:39,240 --> 02:20:44,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, let's say, without getting too personal, hair doochey doogie

3034
02:20:44,760 --> 02:20:47,440
Speaker 5: would always oh doggy style it hearts.

3035
02:20:48,080 --> 02:20:49,040
Speaker 1: That position hurts.

3036
02:20:49,040 --> 02:20:49,600
Speaker 8: I don't like that.

3037
02:20:49,920 --> 02:20:51,039
Speaker 9: I I hear that too.

3038
02:20:51,240 --> 02:20:54,879
Speaker 1: I don't like, well, you're you have an eighteen inch penis.

3039
02:20:55,280 --> 02:20:59,920
Speaker 1: Charlie never doesn't right, Yeah, I'm not, I'm not eighteen

3040
02:21:00,120 --> 02:21:02,080
Speaker 1: interest like, No, I always get complaints about that.

3041
02:21:03,200 --> 02:21:06,000
Speaker 8: I say that position is you have more control or

3042
02:21:06,240 --> 02:21:08,000
Speaker 8: power and it the.

3043
02:21:08,080 --> 02:21:09,119
Speaker 1: Mandas the guy.

3044
02:21:09,240 --> 02:21:11,240
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, you can go.

3045
02:21:11,520 --> 02:21:17,080
Speaker 1: Can I say hurt farther? Well, Okay, Well, I don't

3046
02:21:17,080 --> 02:21:19,080
Speaker 1: know if that's true. You think I want to I

3047
02:21:19,160 --> 02:21:21,560
Speaker 1: want to say another word, but don't. I don't think

3048
02:21:21,640 --> 02:21:25,920
Speaker 1: you can go the position is I want to say

3049
02:21:25,959 --> 02:21:28,280
Speaker 1: the D word. I know what you're trying to say.

3050
02:21:28,560 --> 02:21:35,120
Speaker 1: You're burying the hatchet different thing. But I don't think

3051
02:21:35,160 --> 02:21:37,960
Speaker 1: that you're getting any I don't think you're burying anything

3052
02:21:38,040 --> 02:21:41,160
Speaker 1: any further. As you say theater, I think it would

3053
02:21:41,160 --> 02:21:46,760
Speaker 1: be less. I think there's the way there's but cheeks

3054
02:21:46,800 --> 02:21:50,360
Speaker 1: in the way it would be like buffer. Yeah, it's

3055
02:21:50,520 --> 02:21:52,640
Speaker 1: just got to be hitting something different. I think hitting

3056
02:21:52,640 --> 02:21:54,160
Speaker 1: something different. And a lot of times the legs are

3057
02:21:54,160 --> 02:21:56,920
Speaker 1: closer together, they're not, say spread, like if she's on

3058
02:21:57,040 --> 02:22:01,440
Speaker 1: her back or on top. Well, come, let's talk about this.

3059
02:22:01,520 --> 02:22:03,400
Speaker 8: Well it hurts just hearing those words.

3060
02:22:03,680 --> 02:22:07,240
Speaker 1: But that's so weird. I just he might be jumping

3061
02:22:07,280 --> 02:22:09,640
Speaker 1: into the pool too soon. Maybe he has to do

3062
02:22:09,720 --> 02:22:12,800
Speaker 1: a lot oiler with so he's jumping into the pool

3063
02:22:12,920 --> 02:22:16,720
Speaker 1: before any water is added. Absolutely, he's got to go

3064
02:22:16,879 --> 02:22:21,680
Speaker 1: deep sea diving for a while. I see getting up. Yeah,

3065
02:22:21,800 --> 02:22:25,600
Speaker 1: dip a toe in to the water, so to speak. First,

3066
02:22:25,840 --> 02:22:27,640
Speaker 1: you guys are good, I mean, start to her. A

3067
02:22:27,760 --> 02:22:29,280
Speaker 1: lot of that a lot of that. The girl will

3068
02:22:29,320 --> 02:22:32,959
Speaker 1: go crazy and just crave it all the time. Loosen

3069
02:22:33,080 --> 02:22:37,400
Speaker 1: things up well, So I would try that. That would

3070
02:22:37,400 --> 02:22:42,240
Speaker 1: be my first approach, Adam. I would see if there

3071
02:22:42,360 --> 02:22:44,520
Speaker 1: is a medical condition, should go to a doctor. I mean,

3072
02:22:44,520 --> 02:22:46,959
Speaker 1: if sex hurts but not normal? How does he bring

3073
02:22:47,040 --> 02:22:47,280
Speaker 1: that up?

3074
02:22:47,440 --> 02:22:48,120
Speaker 9: Here's how you do it.

3075
02:22:48,800 --> 02:22:54,200
Speaker 1: You complete transparency and honesty. Yes, you tell her, you say, look,

3076
02:22:54,720 --> 02:22:56,560
Speaker 1: did he say that he's getting here? He says, so,

3077
02:22:56,640 --> 02:22:58,760
Speaker 1: he must be engaged already. He says he's getting married

3078
02:22:58,800 --> 02:23:00,840
Speaker 1: to the woman of his dreams. He say, hey, listen, honey,

3079
02:23:02,080 --> 02:23:06,520
Speaker 1: I love you, I want to marry you. There's one

3080
02:23:06,680 --> 02:23:09,600
Speaker 1: small issue, well one big issue. It's a big issue

3081
02:23:09,640 --> 02:23:13,959
Speaker 1: for me, and we have to solve this issue sex life.

3082
02:23:14,800 --> 02:23:18,240
Speaker 1: She's gonna be hurt, she's gonna be upset, but don't

3083
02:23:18,240 --> 02:23:21,960
Speaker 1: put any blame on her. Just tell her that it

3084
02:23:22,080 --> 02:23:25,120
Speaker 1: shouldn't it's not normal to hurt. She should get this

3085
02:23:25,320 --> 02:23:28,920
Speaker 1: checked out, because you don't want to put the two

3086
02:23:29,000 --> 02:23:31,080
Speaker 1: of you in a position where a year from now,

3087
02:23:31,160 --> 02:23:33,360
Speaker 1: two years from now, five years from now, ten years

3088
02:23:33,400 --> 02:23:35,959
Speaker 1: from now, you're gonna be dying for it. Dude, You're

3089
02:23:36,000 --> 02:23:37,920
Speaker 1: gonna you know, you're gonna trust me, You're gonna go

3090
02:23:38,000 --> 02:23:41,920
Speaker 1: out to a bar. Some ugly ass broad is gonna

3091
02:23:41,920 --> 02:23:42,440
Speaker 1: be in there.

3092
02:23:42,959 --> 02:23:45,640
Speaker 5: She's gonna look at you, she'll smile, and before you

3093
02:23:45,720 --> 02:23:48,080
Speaker 5: know it, you're taking that check home because you haven't

3094
02:23:48,080 --> 02:23:53,680
Speaker 5: gotten laid a good lay from your wife in three years.

3095
02:23:54,200 --> 02:23:57,840
Speaker 1: So you have to solve this problem. It won't work

3096
02:23:58,000 --> 02:24:02,120
Speaker 1: without solving this problem. If she's not okay with it,

3097
02:24:03,120 --> 02:24:05,320
Speaker 1: if she doesn't want to go to the doctor, I

3098
02:24:05,480 --> 02:24:07,400
Speaker 1: don't know why you wouldn't want to go to the doctor.

3099
02:24:07,760 --> 02:24:08,760
Speaker 8: Maybe she has We don't know that.

3100
02:24:08,800 --> 02:24:10,920
Speaker 1: Maybe she's just using this as an excuse. Maybe it's

3101
02:24:10,959 --> 02:24:13,400
Speaker 1: not even of but maybe it doesn't really hurt. Maybe

3102
02:24:13,400 --> 02:24:14,560
Speaker 1: she just doesn't like sex.

3103
02:24:14,920 --> 02:24:17,240
Speaker 12: So you think that two people can't just love each

3104
02:24:17,280 --> 02:24:19,680
Speaker 12: other so much that that's not that important.

3105
02:24:19,720 --> 02:24:22,800
Speaker 1: Sure you can, well, no, there's no sex. That's just

3106
02:24:23,560 --> 02:24:25,920
Speaker 1: if you love each other that much. Do you think

3107
02:24:25,959 --> 02:24:27,440
Speaker 1: that that kind of love exists?

3108
02:24:28,640 --> 02:24:29,880
Speaker 8: She's doing sexual things?

3109
02:24:30,040 --> 02:24:30,920
Speaker 1: Just answered?

3110
02:24:31,040 --> 02:24:32,240
Speaker 8: What's the question that.

3111
02:24:32,400 --> 02:24:34,400
Speaker 5: Kind of love exists, that he can love her even

3112
02:24:34,440 --> 02:24:36,959
Speaker 5: though she doesn't put out he wants sex? He wants sex, Okay,

3113
02:24:37,440 --> 02:24:40,320
Speaker 5: So if that kind of love exists, she should love

3114
02:24:40,440 --> 02:24:42,120
Speaker 5: him enough to say you know what, you can have

3115
02:24:42,240 --> 02:24:44,600
Speaker 5: sex with other people if I'm not satisfying you in

3116
02:24:44,640 --> 02:24:46,840
Speaker 5: that department, because we love each other so much.

3117
02:24:47,840 --> 02:24:51,760
Speaker 8: But that hurts. But but but what emotionally and physically it.

3118
02:24:51,840 --> 02:24:54,520
Speaker 1: Hurts her to him? Emotionally and physically?

3119
02:24:54,560 --> 02:24:57,960
Speaker 12: How does Christa love her boyfriend Charlie like she does?

3120
02:24:58,240 --> 02:25:00,800
Speaker 9: They don't have sex a lot. We're not doing it

3121
02:25:01,120 --> 02:25:03,280
Speaker 9: twice a week or any three or five days a

3122
02:25:03,320 --> 02:25:05,560
Speaker 9: week or anything. I don't you still have sex twice

3123
02:25:05,600 --> 02:25:07,320
Speaker 9: a month? Yeah, twice a month.

3124
02:25:07,600 --> 02:25:10,080
Speaker 8: I mean that's fine, right.

3125
02:25:10,720 --> 02:25:12,720
Speaker 1: But I don't think this chick's putting out twice a month.

3126
02:25:12,760 --> 02:25:15,880
Speaker 1: This this this woman, she's tried drinking too. Drinking helps,

3127
02:25:16,760 --> 02:25:19,400
Speaker 1: but if it hurts, it hurts. You know, you got

3128
02:25:19,520 --> 02:25:20,440
Speaker 1: to solve that problem.

3129
02:25:20,760 --> 02:25:21,520
Speaker 9: So it is a problem.

3130
02:25:21,520 --> 02:25:22,320
Speaker 1: Don't have they determined?

3131
02:25:22,560 --> 02:25:22,760
Speaker 24: Is it?

3132
02:25:23,840 --> 02:25:27,320
Speaker 1: Is it hurting? Or is she just using that as

3133
02:25:27,440 --> 02:25:31,280
Speaker 1: an excuse? Anonymous? You're on Rover's Morning, Glory Morning, Anonymous.

3134
02:25:32,040 --> 02:25:33,160
Speaker 23: Hi, At first, I.

3135
02:25:33,240 --> 02:25:35,560
Speaker 34: Want to say one thing. Do you know what kills

3136
02:25:35,560 --> 02:25:39,320
Speaker 34: a woman's sex drive one hundred percent? What's that wedding cake?

3137
02:25:40,040 --> 02:25:43,480
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, I believe what she's wedding cake? Well, once

3138
02:25:43,560 --> 02:25:46,280
Speaker 1: you marry a woman that sex drive, they don't want

3139
02:25:46,320 --> 02:25:48,760
Speaker 1: to have sex anymore. So, well, they're not married yet,

3140
02:25:49,000 --> 02:25:50,560
Speaker 1: the guy's not married to her yet.

3141
02:25:51,400 --> 02:25:54,520
Speaker 34: Yeah, but it's just kind of a joke. However, you know,

3142
02:25:55,040 --> 02:25:57,640
Speaker 34: is it hurt because she's an experienced I mean, you know,

3143
02:25:57,879 --> 02:26:01,119
Speaker 34: what is the detail of her reationship? Maybe she's never

3144
02:26:01,160 --> 02:26:03,280
Speaker 34: had another partner and that's why you really loved her.

3145
02:26:03,360 --> 02:26:06,160
Speaker 34: But I don't know why couples are afraid to explore

3146
02:26:06,320 --> 02:26:10,600
Speaker 34: a lot of times women are so judgmental. Get a porn,

3147
02:26:10,760 --> 02:26:13,680
Speaker 34: lots of porn together, you know, that excite a woman,

3148
02:26:14,320 --> 02:26:14,920
Speaker 34: believe it or not.

3149
02:26:15,080 --> 02:26:15,680
Speaker 12: And then if the.

3150
02:26:15,680 --> 02:26:19,000
Speaker 34: Woman is open to you know, she's not that jealous freak,

3151
02:26:20,200 --> 02:26:22,000
Speaker 34: you know what I mean. There's there's all kinds of things.

3152
02:26:22,040 --> 02:26:24,120
Speaker 1: What about this anonymous Let's say that it hurts.

3153
02:26:24,240 --> 02:26:28,080
Speaker 5: If it does indeed hurt, should the guy ask for

3154
02:26:28,400 --> 02:26:30,000
Speaker 5: back door action instead?

3155
02:26:32,959 --> 02:26:33,279
Speaker 2: Okay?

3156
02:26:33,840 --> 02:26:34,120
Speaker 20: Why not?

3157
02:26:35,000 --> 02:26:38,240
Speaker 1: See, I agree with you, that's gonna feel better. Well,

3158
02:26:38,280 --> 02:26:43,120
Speaker 1: I don't know, it's two different parts, Stater. If there's

3159
02:26:43,240 --> 02:26:47,760
Speaker 1: something wrong with the front door and that hurts for

3160
02:26:47,920 --> 02:26:53,119
Speaker 1: whatever reason, then maybe the back door is an alternative.

3161
02:26:53,800 --> 02:26:57,000
Speaker 34: So he has a loose problem. Maybe she needs to

3162
02:26:57,320 --> 02:26:57,800
Speaker 34: just get.

3163
02:26:57,720 --> 02:27:02,200
Speaker 1: Some you know, be could be that k y jelly

3164
02:27:02,320 --> 02:27:07,240
Speaker 1: out the that could be You're right, yes, theater, What

3165
02:27:07,320 --> 02:27:09,840
Speaker 1: were you going to say? Oh, you were saying go

3166
02:27:09,920 --> 02:27:12,280
Speaker 1: to the back door instead of the front door. But

3167
02:27:12,400 --> 02:27:14,680
Speaker 1: that back door is like a doggy door rover. It's

3168
02:27:14,879 --> 02:27:18,840
Speaker 1: it's so tiny in this house. I think it's gonna

3169
02:27:18,840 --> 02:27:22,600
Speaker 1: cause even more problem. But with a little, with a

3170
02:27:22,640 --> 02:27:28,160
Speaker 1: little practice, I think theater. You know eventually that that

3171
02:27:28,520 --> 02:27:32,840
Speaker 1: that I don't know how to. You know, you can

3172
02:27:33,920 --> 02:27:38,000
Speaker 1: practice makes perfect, Practice makes perfect. That's right. It's like, well,

3173
02:27:38,040 --> 02:27:41,680
Speaker 1: I don't know, I'm out of analysis now I can't anymore.

3174
02:27:41,800 --> 02:27:44,360
Speaker 1: He's gonna focus on the front, the front door, instead

3175
02:27:44,360 --> 02:27:48,360
Speaker 1: of even worrying about going What if you were dating

3176
02:27:48,400 --> 02:27:51,680
Speaker 1: a chicken the same thing and she said front door hurts,

3177
02:27:52,320 --> 02:27:55,280
Speaker 1: back door you can go for would that be a

3178
02:27:55,360 --> 02:27:58,880
Speaker 1: viable alternative? Would you be able to go for that?

3179
02:27:59,440 --> 02:28:01,400
Speaker 1: For if if you knew you could never get front

3180
02:28:01,440 --> 02:28:03,000
Speaker 1: door action from the girl, would you be okay with

3181
02:28:03,160 --> 02:28:05,800
Speaker 1: only back door and getting on her knees for you

3182
02:28:06,480 --> 02:28:07,199
Speaker 1: that combination?

3183
02:28:08,160 --> 02:28:08,360
Speaker 33: Oh?

3184
02:28:08,520 --> 02:28:12,039
Speaker 13: Man, No, I don't think so. Because my favorite thing

3185
02:28:12,320 --> 02:28:16,160
Speaker 13: is is the is the front. So I would definitely

3186
02:28:16,280 --> 02:28:19,879
Speaker 13: want that. I mean, that's almost just like a quick fix.

3187
02:28:20,360 --> 02:28:22,320
Speaker 1: The back and the goodding on her knees and that

3188
02:28:22,480 --> 02:28:23,800
Speaker 1: you know, for a little bit, that's gonna be good

3189
02:28:23,800 --> 02:28:26,760
Speaker 1: by I'm gonna want to go back to that my

3190
02:28:26,879 --> 02:28:27,440
Speaker 1: favorite thing.

3191
02:28:27,959 --> 02:28:29,640
Speaker 5: Look, So this guy was like, oh, I'm sure you're

3192
02:28:29,640 --> 02:28:31,760
Speaker 5: gonna say the guy who emailed, I'm sure you're gonna say,

3193
02:28:31,800 --> 02:28:32,320
Speaker 5: just get rid of her.

3194
02:28:32,320 --> 02:28:33,000
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say that.

3195
02:28:33,920 --> 02:28:36,200
Speaker 8: You would have had he called out no, no, no.

3196
02:28:36,560 --> 02:28:38,600
Speaker 1: No, I would have said if he if this is

3197
02:28:38,760 --> 02:28:40,920
Speaker 1: really the woman of his dreams, he says that she's

3198
02:28:41,000 --> 02:28:42,119
Speaker 1: perfect in every other.

3199
02:28:42,040 --> 02:28:45,640
Speaker 5: Way other than the sex life. Try to solve this problem.

3200
02:28:45,680 --> 02:28:47,400
Speaker 5: You got to sit her down. You have to have

3201
02:28:47,480 --> 02:28:51,240
Speaker 5: a serious conversation because I'm telling you it will not work.

3202
02:28:51,400 --> 02:28:54,280
Speaker 5: You will end up cheating on her. It will cause

3203
02:28:54,320 --> 02:28:58,360
Speaker 5: a strain in the relationship. It will just it will

3204
02:28:58,440 --> 02:29:03,560
Speaker 5: be bad. Josh, you're on rovers Morning Glory in the Morning, Josh, Yeah.

3205
02:29:03,440 --> 02:29:05,199
Speaker 22: Hey, I just had a quick comment.

3206
02:29:04,879 --> 02:29:05,960
Speaker 3: About this Adam guy.

3207
02:29:07,080 --> 02:29:10,480
Speaker 22: So basically, I've been in this situation myself, and the

3208
02:29:10,600 --> 02:29:13,480
Speaker 22: only question I have for him is was it like

3209
02:29:13,600 --> 02:29:17,119
Speaker 22: this when you first started dating? That's the big question.

3210
02:29:17,480 --> 02:29:18,560
Speaker 10: Was it painful for her?

3211
02:29:18,640 --> 02:29:21,360
Speaker 22: When you first started dating, because after a while it

3212
02:29:21,480 --> 02:29:23,080
Speaker 22: sucks to say it, but you know.

3213
02:29:23,640 --> 02:29:26,040
Speaker 1: You start to lose that spark.

3214
02:29:27,000 --> 02:29:29,640
Speaker 22: And if she was to date another guy, which you

3215
02:29:29,680 --> 02:29:30,840
Speaker 22: had the same issue with him.

3216
02:29:30,959 --> 02:29:32,520
Speaker 9: I mean, it's just stuff to think about.

3217
02:29:32,640 --> 02:29:37,200
Speaker 1: So you're right, has anything changed? Has a gone downhill?

3218
02:29:38,400 --> 02:29:38,640
Speaker 11: Yeah?

3219
02:29:38,920 --> 02:29:41,680
Speaker 22: And if it has, I'm sorry it has gotten worse.

3220
02:29:41,879 --> 02:29:44,360
Speaker 22: You have to find a way to really, you know,

3221
02:29:44,640 --> 02:29:46,600
Speaker 22: and it sounds cliche, but you have to find a

3222
02:29:46,600 --> 02:29:47,840
Speaker 22: way to get that spark back.

3223
02:29:48,400 --> 02:29:49,959
Speaker 1: You have to you have to give her the.

3224
02:29:50,440 --> 02:29:53,320
Speaker 22: You have to give her the attention she needs or desires,

3225
02:29:53,879 --> 02:29:56,320
Speaker 22: and in return, you know, she might put out whether

3226
02:29:56,400 --> 02:29:57,680
Speaker 22: that's more money, and you know.

3227
02:29:57,720 --> 02:29:58,200
Speaker 28: How it goes.

3228
02:29:58,640 --> 02:30:02,040
Speaker 1: I know I know how go. Thank you Josh Anonymous,

3229
02:30:02,080 --> 02:30:06,959
Speaker 1: you're on Rover's Warning Glory Another anonymous warning Anonymous. Hi, Hi,

3230
02:30:07,120 --> 02:30:07,680
Speaker 1: what's happened?

3231
02:30:07,760 --> 02:30:08,640
Speaker 21: Huh oh?

3232
02:30:08,720 --> 02:30:11,200
Speaker 17: I just had a comment. I don't think that it's

3233
02:30:11,320 --> 02:30:14,320
Speaker 17: very uncommon for girls to have some pain during sex,

3234
02:30:14,400 --> 02:30:16,360
Speaker 17: and it could be one or two things. He could

3235
02:30:16,440 --> 02:30:19,040
Speaker 17: just be going to force ball, not really listening to

3236
02:30:19,120 --> 02:30:23,760
Speaker 17: what she likes, and myself, I personally had some issues

3237
02:30:23,760 --> 02:30:26,640
Speaker 17: with that being painful. But he just needs to compliment her,

3238
02:30:26,800 --> 02:30:30,400
Speaker 17: compliment her body, tell her how beautiful she is, go slow,

3239
02:30:30,560 --> 02:30:32,440
Speaker 17: and they need to increase how much they're having sex,

3240
02:30:32,520 --> 02:30:33,280
Speaker 17: and it'll get better.

3241
02:30:33,760 --> 02:30:36,480
Speaker 1: So you basically what you're telling me is you had

3242
02:30:36,520 --> 02:30:39,280
Speaker 1: the same issue, and you have to go slow and

3243
02:30:39,480 --> 02:30:41,080
Speaker 1: you have to have more sex. You have to break

3244
02:30:41,120 --> 02:30:43,720
Speaker 1: it in like a catcher's mint or a baseball.

3245
02:30:43,640 --> 02:30:47,160
Speaker 17: Exactly exactly once they're having more sex, and it'll just

3246
02:30:47,200 --> 02:30:48,040
Speaker 17: get better and better.

3247
02:30:48,560 --> 02:30:49,960
Speaker 1: All right, thank you?

3248
02:30:50,400 --> 02:30:53,640
Speaker 17: Yes, I don't think that he should talk to her

3249
02:30:53,640 --> 02:30:55,360
Speaker 17: about it first, and that he just needs to try

3250
02:30:55,440 --> 02:30:57,920
Speaker 17: to compliment her, tell her beautiful she is, and go

3251
02:30:58,080 --> 02:30:59,879
Speaker 17: from there, because sex gets awkward once.

3252
02:30:59,720 --> 02:31:00,680
Speaker 28: It's about.

3253
02:31:02,520 --> 02:31:04,400
Speaker 1: Marriage will get awkward. If you're not.

3254
02:31:06,360 --> 02:31:09,000
Speaker 12: You can't have this kind of a conversation with somebody

3255
02:31:09,160 --> 02:31:10,840
Speaker 12: anonymous and you're going to spend the rest of your

3256
02:31:10,879 --> 02:31:11,400
Speaker 12: life with them.

3257
02:31:11,560 --> 02:31:12,440
Speaker 8: I mean, should you really?

3258
02:31:13,200 --> 02:31:15,840
Speaker 12: If you can't handle awkward situations, then we shouldn't be

3259
02:31:15,879 --> 02:31:17,440
Speaker 12: getting married type situations too.

3260
02:31:17,760 --> 02:31:21,640
Speaker 13: I agree with you as well, but just broaching this subject,

3261
02:31:21,680 --> 02:31:23,280
Speaker 13: how do you the first way to the first time

3262
02:31:23,320 --> 02:31:23,880
Speaker 13: to bring it up?

3263
02:31:24,680 --> 02:31:26,440
Speaker 1: What's the first thing you say? The first line? Hey,

3264
02:31:26,480 --> 02:31:27,440
Speaker 1: we got to talk about sex.

3265
02:31:28,280 --> 02:31:30,880
Speaker 12: I think when you try to make the move and

3266
02:31:31,280 --> 02:31:33,840
Speaker 12: he says it I don't want to do it. Then

3267
02:31:33,920 --> 02:31:35,520
Speaker 12: that's when you say, let's have a heart to heart,

3268
02:31:35,560 --> 02:31:38,760
Speaker 12: like what's really you? Okay, No, well she's not going

3269
02:31:38,800 --> 02:31:39,520
Speaker 12: to do you anyway.

3270
02:31:39,959 --> 02:31:42,280
Speaker 8: Just be like, let's talk about this. Is there anything

3271
02:31:42,320 --> 02:31:42,760
Speaker 8: I can do?

3272
02:31:43,040 --> 02:31:44,880
Speaker 1: I think you don't do it in the bedroom. I

3273
02:31:44,920 --> 02:31:47,480
Speaker 1: think you do this at the kitchen table at dinner.

3274
02:31:47,959 --> 02:31:51,240
Speaker 12: It's not a business meeting at jackass. It's an intimate moment.

3275
02:31:54,160 --> 02:31:57,680
Speaker 12: I would prefer wait. I think it makes it more awkward.

3276
02:31:57,720 --> 02:32:00,280
Speaker 12: If you're like, let's do it, you get denied, You

3277
02:32:00,400 --> 02:32:01,800
Speaker 12: roll over on your back, and you're like.

3278
02:32:01,879 --> 02:32:04,080
Speaker 8: You don't be mad about it. No, you don't do it.

3279
02:32:04,160 --> 02:32:07,440
Speaker 5: Like just bring it up when at dinner and just say, honey,

3280
02:32:07,520 --> 02:32:10,840
Speaker 5: there's a something we have to talk about that's abnormal.

3281
02:32:10,879 --> 02:32:14,120
Speaker 8: If I abnormal, yes, yes, that's very thinking.

3282
02:32:14,280 --> 02:32:15,720
Speaker 1: Bedroom is going to be uncomfortable.

3283
02:32:15,879 --> 02:32:17,920
Speaker 13: She's grabbing on your junk and you're like, hold on, honey,

3284
02:32:17,959 --> 02:32:19,640
Speaker 13: I got talking about not grabbing it.

3285
02:32:20,080 --> 02:32:21,720
Speaker 1: He's going to try and she's going to deny him.

3286
02:32:21,840 --> 02:32:23,440
Speaker 1: And then right there you go, let's talk about it.

3287
02:32:24,240 --> 02:32:24,920
Speaker 1: What's going on here?

3288
02:32:26,280 --> 02:32:29,400
Speaker 12: Is everything? How can I met you? How can I

3289
02:32:29,480 --> 02:32:32,840
Speaker 12: make you happy? Is there anything I can do? She says,

3290
02:32:32,879 --> 02:32:34,800
Speaker 12: it hurts? Well, do you think you should get checked

3291
02:32:34,800 --> 02:32:36,840
Speaker 12: out by the doctor? Do you want me to go slow?

3292
02:32:37,320 --> 02:32:37,360
Speaker 20: Like?

3293
02:32:38,240 --> 02:32:39,640
Speaker 8: Just kind of talk.

3294
02:32:40,640 --> 02:32:43,840
Speaker 1: Talk's not going to solve this action action to solve.

3295
02:32:45,160 --> 02:32:49,920
Speaker 1: But on a scale of one to tend. When you

3296
02:32:50,040 --> 02:32:53,879
Speaker 1: say doggy style hurts, give it to me one.

3297
02:32:55,120 --> 02:32:56,360
Speaker 21: Yes, and.

3298
02:32:58,480 --> 02:33:01,680
Speaker 12: I would give birth every day for the rest of

3299
02:33:01,720 --> 02:33:09,360
Speaker 12: my life versus hev a wait, wait, wait, I've never had.

3300
02:33:09,200 --> 02:33:10,920
Speaker 8: Anal I tried. It didn't work.

3301
02:33:11,920 --> 02:33:14,400
Speaker 1: You have the loosest wiles. How does it not work? No,

3302
02:33:14,959 --> 02:33:18,959
Speaker 1: she's Do you think she's confused? Like jeff thought doggy

3303
02:33:19,080 --> 02:33:20,000
Speaker 1: style was back?

3304
02:33:20,520 --> 02:33:22,640
Speaker 13: I think a lot of people think that I have

3305
02:33:22,840 --> 02:33:26,720
Speaker 13: doggy with regular sex. Course people don't they were They think.

3306
02:33:26,800 --> 02:33:30,520
Speaker 1: He doesn't know that theater besides you, Jeffrey doesn't know that.

3307
02:33:31,040 --> 02:33:31,720
Speaker 9: She doesn't know that.

3308
02:33:32,000 --> 02:33:34,000
Speaker 1: A lot of people second.

3309
02:33:35,840 --> 02:33:37,320
Speaker 9: How to word just so it doesn't get done. But

3310
02:33:37,360 --> 02:33:39,240
Speaker 9: I already know what back toor action that's worthy is

3311
02:33:39,280 --> 02:33:41,200
Speaker 9: where you put the poop shoot?

3312
02:33:44,160 --> 02:33:45,039
Speaker 1: The one.

3313
02:33:46,400 --> 02:33:47,520
Speaker 9: Where you go is.

3314
02:33:49,200 --> 02:33:49,240
Speaker 2: So?

3315
02:33:49,440 --> 02:33:51,160
Speaker 9: I okay, I guess you don't know.

3316
02:33:51,560 --> 02:33:52,040
Speaker 1: You didn't know?

3317
02:33:52,400 --> 02:33:55,320
Speaker 9: That's that was the hard year I had. I can

3318
02:33:55,400 --> 02:33:59,879
Speaker 9: defend you, but you know you no, no, no.

3319
02:34:00,080 --> 02:34:02,520
Speaker 1: You lie. You told us when you first started working

3320
02:34:02,600 --> 02:34:05,960
Speaker 1: here that doggie style was the same as backdoor action.

3321
02:34:06,120 --> 02:34:07,480
Speaker 1: You believe that, Admit it?

3322
02:34:08,360 --> 02:34:11,960
Speaker 9: Yeah, because here's the thing, because you're behind the girl exactly.

3323
02:34:12,040 --> 02:34:16,000
Speaker 1: Okay, doggie styles. Okay, Okay, thank you guys.

3324
02:34:16,080 --> 02:34:19,640
Speaker 9: Okay, you guys know the sex code is better than

3325
02:34:19,680 --> 02:34:21,039
Speaker 9: I do than you know what I'm talking about?

3326
02:34:21,360 --> 02:34:23,480
Speaker 1: All right? You know, have you ever do you guys

3327
02:34:23,640 --> 02:34:27,120
Speaker 1: ever get into like you're watching a porno? Like sometimes

3328
02:34:27,200 --> 02:34:30,000
Speaker 1: I have a particular mood if I if I want

3329
02:34:30,040 --> 02:34:33,240
Speaker 1: to watch a porno, I want to see front door

3330
02:34:33,320 --> 02:34:40,440
Speaker 1: action or back door action. What you wake up and

3331
02:34:40,520 --> 02:34:41,879
Speaker 1: you're like, this is a back door day?

3332
02:34:42,720 --> 02:34:43,320
Speaker 7: No, I don't know.

3333
02:34:43,480 --> 02:34:46,560
Speaker 6: I just you never have any different moods of different

3334
02:34:46,640 --> 02:34:48,920
Speaker 6: moods of course, but it never goes to back door

3335
02:34:49,000 --> 02:34:49,640
Speaker 6: for that reason.

3336
02:34:50,000 --> 02:34:54,520
Speaker 1: Come on, please, that's that's but uh, sometimes if you're

3337
02:34:54,560 --> 02:34:56,920
Speaker 1: watching a porno and you're in the mood for a

3338
02:34:57,080 --> 02:35:01,240
Speaker 1: particular let's say back door, sometimes the angle that they're at,

3339
02:35:01,360 --> 02:35:04,720
Speaker 1: you go, man, is that front door or is that

3340
02:35:04,879 --> 02:35:07,280
Speaker 1: backdoor action? And you have to wait untill they get

3341
02:35:07,320 --> 02:35:10,879
Speaker 1: really close and zoomed in and they Okay, yeah, that's

3342
02:35:10,959 --> 02:35:15,360
Speaker 1: backdoor action. I can't tell. Dear, am I strange? Do

3343
02:35:15,440 --> 02:35:19,000
Speaker 1: you ever you don't watch backdoor action port? I'll watch it,

3344
02:35:19,080 --> 02:35:21,960
Speaker 1: but I don't search it out. I always going for

3345
02:35:22,040 --> 02:35:23,880
Speaker 1: this regular I do you think you're weird for doing anything?

3346
02:35:23,920 --> 02:35:24,800
Speaker 9: It's just I just don't.

3347
02:35:25,040 --> 02:35:27,720
Speaker 25: It comes up sometimes like I was like, they'll start

3348
02:35:27,800 --> 02:35:30,480
Speaker 25: doing that. I'm like, oh, that's where we're going. Hum

3349
02:35:31,280 --> 02:35:34,080
Speaker 25: Maybe I'm just do you like it when there's multiple

3350
02:35:34,160 --> 02:35:34,720
Speaker 25: dudes in it?

3351
02:35:35,640 --> 02:35:35,760
Speaker 21: Oh?

3352
02:35:35,879 --> 02:35:38,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't like gang bang stuff. Yeah, I don't

3353
02:35:38,680 --> 02:35:40,160
Speaker 1: like that. They even yep.

3354
02:35:40,320 --> 02:35:43,280
Speaker 13: I can't watch it if a second dude enters the room, say,

3355
02:35:43,320 --> 02:35:45,320
Speaker 13: guys banging a girl and then a second dude, Bobby

3356
02:35:45,400 --> 02:35:47,240
Speaker 13: comes in and he's like, hey, let me help you

3357
02:35:47,280 --> 02:35:48,040
Speaker 13: out and turn it off.

3358
02:35:48,879 --> 02:35:51,560
Speaker 5: Or it's like the husband coming home the pool guys, right,

3359
02:35:52,320 --> 02:35:54,279
Speaker 5: you and the wife, the husband comes home.

3360
02:35:54,320 --> 02:35:56,760
Speaker 1: What are you doing? What are you stupid? Slat?

3361
02:35:56,879 --> 02:36:03,520
Speaker 32: And yeah, Charlie, just so you know, you cut me

3362
02:36:03,600 --> 02:36:05,600
Speaker 32: in line. He's like, no, I didn't. If there's this scab,

3363
02:36:05,879 --> 02:36:07,440
Speaker 32: well you look for me right in the eyes, he

3364
02:36:07,640 --> 02:36:09,640
Speaker 32: will pick it. And then you got right in front

3365
02:36:09,640 --> 02:36:11,959
Speaker 32: of me in line I pick. I'm not trying to fight.

3366
02:36:12,080 --> 02:36:13,680
Speaker 1: You just know that you cut me in line. You

3367
02:36:13,800 --> 02:36:16,520
Speaker 1: get the idea, and now you're just acting like you didn't.

3368
02:36:17,000 --> 02:36:19,320
Speaker 9: Thanks, we're picking rovers morning Glory.

3369
02:36:21,400 --> 02:36:24,640
Speaker 1: What is your level of morbid curiosity?

3370
02:36:24,760 --> 02:36:24,880
Speaker 14: Now?

3371
02:36:25,040 --> 02:36:28,000
Speaker 1: I ask you this because I was reading about a

3372
02:36:28,440 --> 02:36:34,000
Speaker 1: quiz that can sort of rate your morbid curiosity. I

3373
02:36:34,080 --> 02:36:39,200
Speaker 1: would say Theater is probably pretty high.

3374
02:36:39,400 --> 02:36:41,959
Speaker 5: Yes, it's probably off the chart because he loves watching

3375
02:36:42,320 --> 02:36:45,640
Speaker 5: death videos every day of his life, at least Monday

3376
02:36:45,680 --> 02:36:50,320
Speaker 5: through Friday. Theater spends a couple hours watching people die

3377
02:36:50,520 --> 02:36:53,680
Speaker 5: every day, every single day, or.

3378
02:36:53,720 --> 02:36:55,400
Speaker 1: It comes up anytime it comes up on the show.

3379
02:36:55,400 --> 02:36:58,000
Speaker 1: I can resort back to this library I have. It

3380
02:36:58,080 --> 02:36:59,640
Speaker 1: comes up every day you say, oh, somebody died in

3381
02:36:59,680 --> 02:37:01,720
Speaker 1: what you I go here, I have a video? Do

3382
02:37:01,800 --> 02:37:03,680
Speaker 1: you want to see it? And it helps out with

3383
02:37:03,760 --> 02:37:06,600
Speaker 1: the show? Does it not? But that's not why you're

3384
02:37:06,640 --> 02:37:10,040
Speaker 1: doing it. I don't believe you're doing He'll be watching

3385
02:37:10,040 --> 02:37:12,480
Speaker 1: it if you're doing this job. Okay, Yeah for her?

3386
02:37:12,720 --> 02:37:14,080
Speaker 8: How long has he been working on the show?

3387
02:37:14,200 --> 02:37:14,720
Speaker 1: Twenty years?

3388
02:37:15,280 --> 02:37:15,680
Speaker 8: Known him?

3389
02:37:16,040 --> 02:37:16,200
Speaker 7: Yeah?

3390
02:37:16,400 --> 02:37:19,120
Speaker 9: In college I started watching the first one, the pizza guy.

3391
02:37:19,160 --> 02:37:21,600
Speaker 9: We played on the Friday leftovers, the collar guy, the

3392
02:37:21,640 --> 02:37:23,199
Speaker 9: pizza bomb gun, the guy.

3393
02:37:23,160 --> 02:37:25,920
Speaker 1: Walking across the street. It's only a pizza. Oh my god,

3394
02:37:26,040 --> 02:37:29,039
Speaker 1: that is the dumbest thing. That's the first one I've

3395
02:37:29,040 --> 02:37:31,320
Speaker 1: ever seen though, and believe that that was a real

3396
02:37:31,400 --> 02:37:33,879
Speaker 1: guy getting hit. It was a dummy. No, it isn't.

3397
02:37:34,200 --> 02:37:35,760
Speaker 9: If we can play it Rover, don't forget. This is

3398
02:37:35,840 --> 02:37:37,720
Speaker 9: back in nineteen ninety eight.

3399
02:37:37,920 --> 02:37:40,240
Speaker 13: Okay, here in college and I see this, I'm like,

3400
02:37:40,320 --> 02:37:42,279
Speaker 13: oh my, Everybody in the library went crazy.

3401
02:37:42,480 --> 02:37:43,920
Speaker 1: It was mind blowing. It's not like today you can

3402
02:37:44,000 --> 02:37:45,119
Speaker 1: just look up a death video.

3403
02:37:45,480 --> 02:37:47,959
Speaker 13: In ninety eight, this was a big deal, and I go, wow,

3404
02:37:48,480 --> 02:37:51,320
Speaker 13: the reaction of the library, all these hot chicks, you know,

3405
02:37:52,040 --> 02:37:52,680
Speaker 13: they're puking.

3406
02:37:53,440 --> 02:37:57,840
Speaker 1: Here's a guy walking across the store. Whoa you see that?

3407
02:37:58,080 --> 02:38:01,080
Speaker 1: You go, holy crap. I didn't know these exist.

3408
02:38:01,560 --> 02:38:02,120
Speaker 9: I will agree.

3409
02:38:02,120 --> 02:38:03,880
Speaker 6: When I was in high school when we first found

3410
02:38:04,200 --> 02:38:07,480
Speaker 6: I remember what site consult Junction, Yeah, that was one

3411
02:38:07,520 --> 02:38:12,400
Speaker 6: of them. Bombs wasn't hard enough news filter dot Org

3412
02:38:12,720 --> 02:38:14,520
Speaker 6: that was one. Yeah, And you'd go to it and

3413
02:38:14,600 --> 02:38:17,600
Speaker 6: then I'd say, after I saw, like, I don't enough.

3414
02:38:17,879 --> 02:38:19,400
Speaker 1: You get the idea. I don't don't want to see

3415
02:38:19,400 --> 02:38:21,800
Speaker 1: gross things anymore the rotten dot com.

3416
02:38:23,160 --> 02:38:25,240
Speaker 6: And you're like, oh, I could see death, and then

3417
02:38:25,280 --> 02:38:27,800
Speaker 6: you see it and it's gross and it bums me

3418
02:38:27,840 --> 02:38:28,959
Speaker 6: out and I don't want to see it anymore.

3419
02:38:29,120 --> 02:38:34,400
Speaker 1: Like Deeterer watches this literally every single day every day.

3420
02:38:34,560 --> 02:38:41,359
Speaker 1: You do too, but you obsess about like, uh, mass casualties.

3421
02:38:41,520 --> 02:38:46,199
Speaker 1: I dobs. Yeah, that's a major, more than me major

3422
02:38:46,320 --> 02:38:49,280
Speaker 1: morbid curiosity. Similar to Peter. You're just not getting as

3423
02:38:49,360 --> 02:38:56,880
Speaker 1: graphic terrorist attacks are. Yes, sad that that saddens me.

3424
02:38:57,560 --> 02:39:00,879
Speaker 5: Wait, hold on, so you have no problems ending hours

3425
02:39:01,040 --> 02:39:05,120
Speaker 5: every day, every day of your life watching people die

3426
02:39:05,240 --> 02:39:06,039
Speaker 5: horrible deaths.

3427
02:39:06,240 --> 02:39:08,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, like I get hit by But if there's a

3428
02:39:08,320 --> 02:39:10,840
Speaker 1: terrorist attack, the fact that I take interest in it,

3429
02:39:11,240 --> 02:39:13,120
Speaker 1: that that's the way worse.

3430
02:39:13,320 --> 02:39:13,560
Speaker 18: You go.

3431
02:39:13,800 --> 02:39:16,240
Speaker 1: You you want to Columbine, You're taking pictures out front

3432
02:39:16,240 --> 02:39:17,280
Speaker 1: and all that. I don't want to do that.

3433
02:39:17,400 --> 02:39:20,760
Speaker 5: I went to Columbine, went to Bataclan and Paris weird,

3434
02:39:21,000 --> 02:39:21,600
Speaker 5: went to the.

3435
02:39:23,440 --> 02:39:23,600
Speaker 18: Well.

3436
02:39:23,720 --> 02:39:28,640
Speaker 1: It's I don't think that's a terrorist attack. Necessarily death

3437
02:39:28,720 --> 02:39:30,920
Speaker 1: you love, I don't get you want to posing in

3438
02:39:30,959 --> 02:39:32,880
Speaker 1: a picture for all these places where people died, the

3439
02:39:32,959 --> 02:39:35,240
Speaker 1: place in Nice, France where the guy drove the truck

3440
02:39:35,320 --> 02:39:36,280
Speaker 1: I was there. Uh.

3441
02:39:36,680 --> 02:39:39,200
Speaker 5: I went to a church where a guy was beheaded

3442
02:39:39,680 --> 02:39:42,800
Speaker 5: while I was in Nice. Do you just happen to

3443
02:39:42,840 --> 02:39:47,960
Speaker 5: be watching you go out of your way to my

3444
02:39:48,040 --> 02:39:51,520
Speaker 5: way to go to the church. I go, I go this, Well,

3445
02:39:52,080 --> 02:39:53,720
Speaker 5: I know this is going to sound crazy, but if

3446
02:39:53,879 --> 02:39:55,080
Speaker 5: when I travel, I go.

3447
02:39:56,120 --> 02:39:56,800
Speaker 8: What happened here?

3448
02:39:57,240 --> 02:40:00,280
Speaker 5: I wonder what terrorist attacks happened here? And then I go, oh, yeah,

3449
02:40:00,320 --> 02:40:02,920
Speaker 5: I remember that one. It was four blocks from here.

3450
02:40:03,000 --> 02:40:06,520
Speaker 5: Let's go check that out. That's sick, wife, It's not.

3451
02:40:06,800 --> 02:40:11,080
Speaker 1: She's not. You're like smiling talking about it because I'm

3452
02:40:11,320 --> 02:40:14,160
Speaker 1: I'm laughing at how my wife just has to put

3453
02:40:14,240 --> 02:40:17,600
Speaker 1: up with this, Like she's just she's like, what we're

3454
02:40:17,640 --> 02:40:19,680
Speaker 1: gonna go where she's never heard of it. There's a

3455
02:40:19,800 --> 02:40:22,240
Speaker 1: church like four blocks from here where guy was beheaded

3456
02:40:22,440 --> 02:40:25,640
Speaker 1: just six months ago. And uh, and then we go

3457
02:40:25,840 --> 02:40:26,520
Speaker 1: we check it out.

3458
02:40:27,320 --> 02:40:27,680
Speaker 18: What do you do?

3459
02:40:27,760 --> 02:40:29,400
Speaker 6: You go, oh, this is probably where the head was.

3460
02:40:29,480 --> 02:40:32,840
Speaker 6: Do you point it like walking around or just trying

3461
02:40:32,879 --> 02:40:35,800
Speaker 6: to recreate it in your mind? No, I will you

3462
02:40:35,879 --> 02:40:37,120
Speaker 6: look at a video of maybe?

3463
02:40:37,360 --> 02:40:37,560
Speaker 21: Yeah?

3464
02:40:37,640 --> 02:40:40,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, I will try to uh before you get in

3465
02:40:40,879 --> 02:40:46,520
Speaker 5: photo match basically like here's a picture of the terrorist attack,

3466
02:40:46,600 --> 02:40:48,760
Speaker 5: and here I am right here and don't know.

3467
02:40:48,800 --> 02:40:51,720
Speaker 6: What next to the actual item. Jeter's watching people die,

3468
02:40:52,640 --> 02:40:54,760
Speaker 6: but he's never going visit sad.

3469
02:40:54,920 --> 02:40:55,080
Speaker 7: Never.

3470
02:40:56,080 --> 02:40:58,080
Speaker 13: It's ten seconds, is over with and I go, okay,

3471
02:40:58,080 --> 02:41:00,560
Speaker 13: I can learn something from that, maybe like that got crossed.

3472
02:41:00,640 --> 02:41:04,959
Speaker 1: He went to the museum. He went to DK jealous.

3473
02:41:05,720 --> 02:41:08,640
Speaker 6: He's a big no, that's totally JFK and nine to

3474
02:41:08,640 --> 02:41:12,000
Speaker 6: eleven museum are way different than going to a random

3475
02:41:12,080 --> 02:41:13,320
Speaker 6: church where there was a beheading.

3476
02:41:13,440 --> 02:41:16,080
Speaker 1: Not if you say terrorism makes you sad, I mean

3477
02:41:16,120 --> 02:41:16,600
Speaker 1: that's in that.

3478
02:41:18,440 --> 02:41:21,000
Speaker 6: No, Theeter was he wasn't like choking or anything when

3479
02:41:21,040 --> 02:41:23,960
Speaker 6: we're at nine to eleven to get in. He didn't

3480
02:41:24,080 --> 02:41:25,640
Speaker 6: cheap out on that part. But I'm not saying he

3481
02:41:25,720 --> 02:41:28,920
Speaker 6: wasn't actually got choked up in that place. He took

3482
02:41:28,959 --> 02:41:30,520
Speaker 6: that serious. When I was listening to the phone calls.

3483
02:41:30,560 --> 02:41:32,880
Speaker 13: You could pick up a landline phone and hear the

3484
02:41:33,440 --> 02:41:36,720
Speaker 13: calls of people calling their last calls. I'll tell you

3485
02:41:36,800 --> 02:41:40,240
Speaker 13: right now, I got choked up. I'm not joking around

3486
02:41:40,280 --> 02:41:42,400
Speaker 13: in there. But you're way worse than I am. Rover,

3487
02:41:42,600 --> 02:41:42,920
Speaker 13: for sure.

3488
02:41:43,080 --> 02:41:47,760
Speaker 8: I actually think your worst Teter did was talked about.

3489
02:41:48,160 --> 02:41:51,520
Speaker 1: Dieter actually sees. I don't it out. I want to

3490
02:41:51,560 --> 02:41:51,959
Speaker 1: see the.

3491
02:41:53,560 --> 02:41:57,000
Speaker 5: I like to see the location and see like how

3492
02:41:57,160 --> 02:42:01,680
Speaker 5: things played sold and you know, life were in this situation,

3493
02:42:01,920 --> 02:42:04,080
Speaker 5: where would I have gone? What would I have done?

3494
02:42:04,320 --> 02:42:08,040
Speaker 5: That kind of stuff. Theater just likes to watch people

3495
02:42:08,200 --> 02:42:10,720
Speaker 5: being burnt alive in a car crash in Russia.

3496
02:42:10,440 --> 02:42:14,360
Speaker 1: Or whatever and horrible one of all time. Yeah, you're

3497
02:42:14,400 --> 02:42:17,320
Speaker 1: on Rovers Morning, Glory, Good morning, Steve, you good morning.

3498
02:42:17,680 --> 02:42:20,760
Speaker 35: I just wanted to agree with Peter, but also say,

3499
02:42:20,840 --> 02:42:22,920
Speaker 35: I mean, I agree with you guys too. It's definitely

3500
02:42:23,160 --> 02:42:25,360
Speaker 35: if there is a more mature curiosity there, but it's

3501
02:42:25,440 --> 02:42:29,400
Speaker 35: just like sometimes it's too much. So I was, I

3502
02:42:29,480 --> 02:42:32,400
Speaker 35: was actually at Vegas when the shooting happened. We weren't

3503
02:42:32,480 --> 02:42:35,480
Speaker 35: at the concert. We were at a strip club. Okay,

3504
02:42:36,440 --> 02:42:39,360
Speaker 35: But I've just kind of become a little obsessed with

3505
02:42:39,520 --> 02:42:43,119
Speaker 35: this whole story about it, you know, watching the documentaries

3506
02:42:43,160 --> 02:42:45,120
Speaker 35: that have come out. But I donated to the fund,

3507
02:42:45,959 --> 02:42:47,960
Speaker 35: so I just, I mean, I agree it's a more

3508
02:42:48,040 --> 02:42:50,880
Speaker 35: ma curiosity about it. I just you know, would argue

3509
02:42:50,920 --> 02:42:51,840
Speaker 35: not to take it too far.

3510
02:42:52,760 --> 02:42:52,960
Speaker 1: Yeah.

3511
02:42:53,120 --> 02:42:54,960
Speaker 35: I thought you you know, you obsess about it, and

3512
02:42:55,040 --> 02:42:56,400
Speaker 35: that's all you think about, you know.

3513
02:42:56,920 --> 02:42:59,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, I I maybe that is something weird that I

3514
02:43:00,120 --> 02:43:02,560
Speaker 5: have that everywhere that I go go because my wife

3515
02:43:02,600 --> 02:43:05,600
Speaker 5: will even go so when we travel, will end up

3516
02:43:05,600 --> 02:43:07,320
Speaker 5: in a city and she'll go, all right, give it

3517
02:43:07,360 --> 02:43:10,280
Speaker 5: to me, I go wat she goes A terrorist attacks

3518
02:43:10,320 --> 02:43:13,480
Speaker 5: have taken place. You're like, well, okay, let's see back

3519
02:43:13,520 --> 02:43:16,360
Speaker 5: in two thousand and three, I remember blah blah blah happened.

3520
02:43:17,000 --> 02:43:17,120
Speaker 28: Uh.

3521
02:43:17,480 --> 02:43:21,040
Speaker 1: It's depressing that or the two hours every day that

3522
02:43:21,160 --> 02:43:22,600
Speaker 1: you watch if people die.

3523
02:43:22,879 --> 02:43:24,640
Speaker 9: You're forcing your wife to go to these things. You're

3524
02:43:24,640 --> 02:43:25,960
Speaker 9: actually bringing somebody else in.

3525
02:43:26,160 --> 02:43:28,440
Speaker 1: I'm not for it. This is just me my own time.

3526
02:43:28,480 --> 02:43:30,440
Speaker 9: You're actually forcing your wife to go to these events.

3527
02:43:30,680 --> 02:43:31,600
Speaker 9: It's pretty depressing.

3528
02:43:32,160 --> 02:43:33,600
Speaker 1: All right? Do you want to take a quiz to

3529
02:43:34,480 --> 02:43:35,640
Speaker 1: morbid curiosity?

3530
02:43:38,400 --> 02:43:38,680
Speaker 29: How long?

3531
02:43:38,800 --> 02:43:38,959
Speaker 18: Yeah?

3532
02:43:38,959 --> 02:43:39,360
Speaker 8: You want to do it?

3533
02:43:39,400 --> 02:43:39,560
Speaker 7: Now?

3534
02:43:40,080 --> 02:43:41,040
Speaker 8: How can we?

3535
02:43:41,400 --> 02:43:41,879
Speaker 7: What do we need?

3536
02:43:42,360 --> 02:43:43,280
Speaker 1: You need a piece of paper?

3537
02:43:43,360 --> 02:43:43,920
Speaker 21: I suppose?

3538
02:43:44,800 --> 02:43:46,840
Speaker 5: And who do you think has the You have to

3539
02:43:46,879 --> 02:43:50,879
Speaker 5: be honest, who do you think has the most morbid curiosity?

3540
02:43:50,959 --> 02:43:57,400
Speaker 1: On the show? Why guys that are so? Who do

3541
02:43:57,480 --> 02:44:00,760
Speaker 1: you think Teter has the songestnger than me?

3542
02:44:01,240 --> 02:44:01,360
Speaker 28: Oh?

3543
02:44:01,480 --> 02:44:02,920
Speaker 8: Yeah, for sure, it's.

3544
02:44:02,840 --> 02:44:06,440
Speaker 1: Then Rover then maybe then dumb than me.

3545
02:44:07,200 --> 02:44:12,240
Speaker 12: It'll be and Charlie, Peter, Charlie then Rover what yeah.

3546
02:44:12,320 --> 02:44:15,960
Speaker 1: Charlie just kissing curiosity. No, I mean when I was

3547
02:44:16,040 --> 02:44:16,480
Speaker 1: growing up.

3548
02:44:16,600 --> 02:44:18,600
Speaker 6: Yeah, when I first got the Internet, I could see

3549
02:44:19,080 --> 02:44:20,800
Speaker 6: you can see whatever you look at it.

3550
02:44:21,120 --> 02:44:24,880
Speaker 5: And then I remember that first beheading video of al

3551
02:44:25,000 --> 02:44:29,760
Speaker 5: Kaeda or Isis or whoever whoever you can put the

3552
02:44:29,800 --> 02:44:33,000
Speaker 5: guy in the orange jumpsuit and you Yeah, I mean.

3553
02:44:33,000 --> 02:44:33,880
Speaker 1: It made me watch that.

3554
02:44:34,000 --> 02:44:39,120
Speaker 9: I remember committed before the show starts, you gotta watch this,

3555
02:44:39,280 --> 02:44:39,920
Speaker 9: and it made me.

3556
02:44:40,120 --> 02:44:44,120
Speaker 13: So you're the second one and then the air Yeah, okay, yes,

3557
02:44:45,640 --> 02:44:47,959
Speaker 13: Rover than Snits then dumb than me.

3558
02:44:48,320 --> 02:44:51,000
Speaker 1: But you haven't. So I watched you know I watched it.

3559
02:44:51,080 --> 02:44:53,720
Speaker 1: But now if there's a new beheading video, you seek

3560
02:44:53,760 --> 02:44:57,320
Speaker 1: it out. You want to know. You don't are awful, No,

3561
02:44:57,760 --> 02:44:59,640
Speaker 1: I'm not just terror stuff? Isis?

3562
02:44:59,720 --> 02:44:59,959
Speaker 2: You will?

3563
02:45:00,040 --> 02:45:00,560
Speaker 1: Which watched it?

3564
02:45:00,680 --> 02:45:00,920
Speaker 2: I don't?

3565
02:45:04,360 --> 02:45:05,760
Speaker 1: All right? You ready for this? Here we go?

3566
02:45:05,959 --> 02:45:07,640
Speaker 5: All right, So here's what you're gonna do. You're gonna

3567
02:45:07,640 --> 02:45:11,640
Speaker 5: go on a one to six scale. One point is

3568
02:45:11,760 --> 02:45:18,160
Speaker 5: you strongly disagree, Two points disagree, three points somewhat disagree.

3569
02:45:18,280 --> 02:45:21,080
Speaker 5: Four points is when you start to agree, somewhat agree.

3570
02:45:21,320 --> 02:45:24,800
Speaker 5: Five you agree and six you strongly agree? So one

3571
02:45:24,920 --> 02:45:29,080
Speaker 5: through six scale, all right, you write down your your uh,

3572
02:45:30,120 --> 02:45:34,039
Speaker 5: your number, and then we'll calculate what your morbid curiosity

3573
02:45:34,200 --> 02:45:38,240
Speaker 5: scale is. All right, and they have it in different

3574
02:45:38,280 --> 02:45:40,200
Speaker 5: categories here. There's quite a few questions and we'll go

3575
02:45:40,240 --> 02:45:42,840
Speaker 5: through them as quickly as possible. We'll start out with

3576
02:45:43,040 --> 02:45:47,600
Speaker 5: body violation category. If a head transplant was possible, would

3577
02:45:47,600 --> 02:45:49,279
Speaker 5: I want to watch the procedure?

3578
02:45:50,040 --> 02:45:50,200
Speaker 23: Oh?

3579
02:45:51,720 --> 02:45:51,840
Speaker 3: One?

3580
02:45:51,879 --> 02:45:52,400
Speaker 9: Does you agree?

3581
02:45:53,240 --> 02:45:55,400
Speaker 1: Strong strongly disagree? Is one?

3582
02:45:55,600 --> 02:45:55,720
Speaker 2: Oh?

3583
02:45:55,879 --> 02:45:58,680
Speaker 13: Strongly disagree is one? So you know one is disagree?

3584
02:45:58,840 --> 02:45:59,720
Speaker 13: Six is agree?

3585
02:46:00,360 --> 02:46:00,640
Speaker 9: Agree?

3586
02:46:00,879 --> 02:46:01,000
Speaker 18: Right?

3587
02:46:01,160 --> 02:46:01,280
Speaker 2: Right?

3588
02:46:01,840 --> 02:46:05,080
Speaker 5: So if a head transplant was possible, I would want

3589
02:46:05,120 --> 02:46:07,160
Speaker 5: to watch the procedure, I guess I guess they're talking

3590
02:46:07,200 --> 02:46:08,880
Speaker 5: about watching it in person.

3591
02:46:09,120 --> 02:46:10,880
Speaker 1: Yes, I cut somebody's head and put it on someone

3592
02:46:10,879 --> 02:46:14,920
Speaker 1: else's body. I don't like watching operation videos or whatever.

3593
02:46:15,000 --> 02:46:17,120
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna I'm gonna, I mean, i'd be curious.

3594
02:46:17,320 --> 02:46:20,160
Speaker 9: Maybe I'm saying six of that I had trans you

3595
02:46:20,200 --> 02:46:23,800
Speaker 9: couldn't get a transplantical procedure, Yes.

3596
02:46:24,240 --> 02:46:25,680
Speaker 1: Watching some guy in an alley do it?

3597
02:46:25,920 --> 02:46:28,800
Speaker 5: No, see me personally, I'll go somewhat disagree because I

3598
02:46:28,840 --> 02:46:31,840
Speaker 5: don't I don't know it's okay, all right, I would

3599
02:46:31,879 --> 02:46:34,920
Speaker 5: be curious to see how an autopsy is performed.

3600
02:46:35,240 --> 02:46:40,000
Speaker 1: This is the next question. I've seen documentaries and that

3601
02:46:40,160 --> 02:46:45,520
Speaker 1: kind of stuff. I suppose, so I put number I

3602
02:46:45,640 --> 02:46:49,640
Speaker 1: put four for somewhat agree. I would somewhat agree me too.

3603
02:46:49,920 --> 02:46:50,760
Speaker 1: It's not my action.

3604
02:46:51,760 --> 02:46:55,600
Speaker 5: Question number three. I'm interested in seeing how limb amputation works.

3605
02:46:55,720 --> 02:47:00,400
Speaker 1: Oh, it's like a chainsaw on arm off. I'll do six.

3606
02:47:01,360 --> 02:47:05,480
Speaker 5: Really, see, I'm not into that three for that. I

3607
02:47:05,520 --> 02:47:07,040
Speaker 5: would like to see number I would like. This is

3608
02:47:07,080 --> 02:47:08,680
Speaker 5: a question number four. I would like to see how

3609
02:47:08,720 --> 02:47:14,440
Speaker 5: bodies are prepared for funerals. Again, I'm kind of there's

3610
02:47:14,440 --> 02:47:15,959
Speaker 5: a little bit of curiosity, but not.

3611
02:47:16,040 --> 02:47:18,560
Speaker 1: A whole lot. Like I wouldn't seek that out necessarily.

3612
02:47:18,640 --> 02:47:20,640
Speaker 1: I'm doing one. Disagree they want to see it.

3613
02:47:20,920 --> 02:47:23,600
Speaker 5: I like the I think the preservation of bodies, like

3614
02:47:23,680 --> 02:47:26,400
Speaker 5: in taxidermy or mummification is interesting.

3615
02:47:27,080 --> 02:47:29,560
Speaker 8: I just went to that body exhibit and I was fascinating.

3616
02:47:29,680 --> 02:47:33,280
Speaker 6: That's interesting. No, that's an exhibit. That's I'd say, it's

3617
02:47:33,280 --> 02:47:35,720
Speaker 6: a lot different than just a mummy.

3618
02:47:36,400 --> 02:47:37,440
Speaker 7: Isn't that what that is?

3619
02:47:38,560 --> 02:47:41,640
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, that is a preservation of a body. Certainly,

3620
02:47:41,680 --> 02:47:44,080
Speaker 9: it's in a cool way. You're sicker than I am. Dude,

3621
02:47:44,120 --> 02:47:48,560
Speaker 9: you think all these I'm doing one for that, all right?

3622
02:47:48,800 --> 02:47:48,920
Speaker 18: Uh?

3623
02:47:49,200 --> 02:47:53,519
Speaker 5: And uh number six, I am curious what the deadliest

3624
02:47:53,680 --> 02:47:55,920
Speaker 5: toxin in the world would do to the body.

3625
02:47:55,959 --> 02:47:59,640
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, six, I don't want to see that. Yeahs.

3626
02:48:01,240 --> 02:48:02,720
Speaker 1: I was obsessed with the.

3627
02:48:02,760 --> 02:48:07,320
Speaker 9: Guy that swallows the poison, the guy that did the shot,

3628
02:48:08,080 --> 02:48:09,560
Speaker 9: the guy that got poisoned but he lived.

3629
02:48:09,760 --> 02:48:13,879
Speaker 1: They put it on like his parents underwear, they said,

3630
02:48:13,920 --> 02:48:15,640
Speaker 1: And he put his underwear on and we're into his body.

3631
02:48:16,120 --> 02:48:17,680
Speaker 6: No, I'm taking the guy that was like in their

3632
02:48:17,800 --> 02:48:19,840
Speaker 6: version of Congress or whatever, and he says something and

3633
02:48:19,879 --> 02:48:22,840
Speaker 6: then does the shot of poison. You're thinking on a purpose,

3634
02:48:22,879 --> 02:48:25,119
Speaker 6: which one was that he's standing in front and he's

3635
02:48:25,320 --> 02:48:28,480
Speaker 6: this big guy and he goes says something and then

3636
02:48:28,520 --> 02:48:31,040
Speaker 6: he just does like a he just drinks something, and

3637
02:48:31,120 --> 02:48:33,480
Speaker 6: then everybody runs at him because they realize he's poisoning himself.

3638
02:48:33,520 --> 02:48:35,000
Speaker 1: I thought that was a guy who was on trial

3639
02:48:35,120 --> 02:48:36,240
Speaker 1: for something or whatever. I don't know.

3640
02:48:36,760 --> 02:48:41,039
Speaker 5: That's the official room. All right, here we go. Next category.

3641
02:48:41,080 --> 02:48:45,920
Speaker 5: There's a different category now right in each category, I think, okay,

3642
02:48:46,320 --> 02:48:49,000
Speaker 5: give or take violence is the next category?

3643
02:48:49,160 --> 02:48:49,360
Speaker 7: Six?

3644
02:48:49,600 --> 02:48:49,920
Speaker 1: All right?

3645
02:48:51,080 --> 02:48:54,360
Speaker 5: If I lived in medieval Europe, I would be interested

3646
02:48:54,560 --> 02:48:56,360
Speaker 5: in attending a public execution.

3647
02:48:58,040 --> 02:49:00,760
Speaker 1: It's a criminal, it's a Robert, it's a rapist. Six.

3648
02:49:02,160 --> 02:49:05,360
Speaker 13: I think I would be pretty Back in the day

3649
02:49:05,680 --> 02:49:08,040
Speaker 13: that was their biggest form of entertainment was they go.

3650
02:49:08,600 --> 02:49:10,680
Speaker 13: It was packed packed house. People wanted to see this,

3651
02:49:11,400 --> 02:49:11,720
Speaker 13: all right.

3652
02:49:11,840 --> 02:49:14,160
Speaker 5: If you lived in ancient Rome, you would be interested

3653
02:49:14,280 --> 02:49:21,360
Speaker 5: in attending a gladiatorial fight. Gladiatorial fights, well, gladiators fighting.

3654
02:49:21,600 --> 02:49:23,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was Gladiator. Such a big movie. People love

3655
02:49:24,000 --> 02:49:25,600
Speaker 1: that stuff, all right.

3656
02:49:25,720 --> 02:49:28,880
Speaker 5: Next question, I prefer violent movies and TV shows to

3657
02:49:29,000 --> 02:49:30,080
Speaker 5: be uncensored.

3658
02:49:30,640 --> 02:49:35,200
Speaker 1: Oh yes, yes, okay, there six is for all of us.

3659
02:49:35,280 --> 02:49:35,600
Speaker 7: So far.

3660
02:49:35,760 --> 02:49:39,440
Speaker 5: I believe if I saw a street fight breakout and

3661
02:49:39,560 --> 02:49:42,080
Speaker 5: knew I could not intervene, I would try to watch it.

3662
02:49:42,320 --> 02:49:46,120
Speaker 1: Oh god, watch it yep, yeah, of course. And then

3663
02:49:46,120 --> 02:49:48,080
Speaker 1: I answered with my wife over that because I'm like,

3664
02:49:48,240 --> 02:49:51,360
Speaker 1: check this out, and she's like, we gotta go get shot.

3665
02:49:51,600 --> 02:49:54,480
Speaker 1: I sent the fights in the air. I'm very closer

3666
02:49:54,600 --> 02:49:56,000
Speaker 1: to it, all right.

3667
02:49:56,200 --> 02:49:59,120
Speaker 5: I would be curious enough to watch a duel if

3668
02:49:59,160 --> 02:50:01,680
Speaker 5: I had lived in the mild West like Hamilton.

3669
02:50:02,240 --> 02:50:02,720
Speaker 7: Of course.

3670
02:50:03,160 --> 02:50:06,880
Speaker 5: No, here's here's the only reason I would be But

3671
02:50:06,959 --> 02:50:08,640
Speaker 5: here's the only reason I wouldn't want to do that,

3672
02:50:09,080 --> 02:50:11,200
Speaker 5: because I am a worst case scenario kind of guy,

3673
02:50:11,240 --> 02:50:13,320
Speaker 5: and I go, okay, So they take their paces, they

3674
02:50:13,360 --> 02:50:16,920
Speaker 5: turn around, they quick draw, they shoot if they happen to,

3675
02:50:17,400 --> 02:50:20,160
Speaker 5: you know, shoot before they get their gun pulled out

3676
02:50:20,200 --> 02:50:22,880
Speaker 5: and around. I'm gonna end up getting shot as a bystander.

3677
02:50:22,920 --> 02:50:25,720
Speaker 5: I know that's happened before. I guarantee you that's happened before.

3678
02:50:25,959 --> 02:50:28,640
Speaker 1: I don't want to put myself at risk, so I'm

3679
02:50:28,680 --> 02:50:32,200
Speaker 1: gonna say that is a four, just because there could

3680
02:50:32,200 --> 02:50:35,000
Speaker 1: be some danger to myself, all right. And I am

3681
02:50:35,160 --> 02:50:38,959
Speaker 1: curious what a battle looked like in the Middle Ages. Yeah,

3682
02:50:39,160 --> 02:50:41,160
Speaker 1: of course, I mean I've seen movies and stuff, so

3683
02:50:41,320 --> 02:50:43,000
Speaker 1: I don't know. I guess I would put that at

3684
02:50:43,120 --> 02:50:46,879
Speaker 1: a I don't know, a five at the very highest,

3685
02:50:46,959 --> 02:50:47,280
Speaker 1: all right.

3686
02:50:47,440 --> 02:50:49,200
Speaker 12: So wait, the first category was more of like a

3687
02:50:49,320 --> 02:50:52,680
Speaker 12: medical category, and then this was just straight out violence, right.

3688
02:50:52,920 --> 02:50:53,120
Speaker 1: Yeah.

3689
02:50:53,280 --> 02:50:57,680
Speaker 5: The first category was body violation, second category was violence,

3690
02:50:57,760 --> 02:51:01,000
Speaker 5: and now we're onto the third category, which is motives

3691
02:51:01,120 --> 02:51:07,240
Speaker 5: of dangerous people to determine our level of morbid curiosity.

3692
02:51:07,560 --> 02:51:09,840
Speaker 1: So last two categories here, all right, I.

3693
02:51:09,920 --> 02:51:13,520
Speaker 5: Am curious about crime and enjoy reading detailed news accounts

3694
02:51:13,520 --> 02:51:15,520
Speaker 5: about murders and other violent crimes.

3695
02:51:16,640 --> 02:51:16,879
Speaker 1: Six.

3696
02:51:16,959 --> 02:51:17,400
Speaker 15: I like that.

3697
02:51:17,920 --> 02:51:18,560
Speaker 1: You guys like that.

3698
02:51:18,840 --> 02:51:19,320
Speaker 8: I'm safe.

3699
02:51:19,600 --> 02:51:24,320
Speaker 1: Peter doesn't like to read. Yes, I have read. You

3700
02:51:24,440 --> 02:51:26,720
Speaker 1: disagree with that. You don't like that. You don't want

3701
02:51:26,760 --> 02:51:30,640
Speaker 1: to hear a new video warial killers or something? Oh no,

3702
02:51:30,840 --> 02:51:32,600
Speaker 1: maybe a documentary, but I want to read about it.

3703
02:51:32,680 --> 02:51:34,160
Speaker 8: I actually do enjoy reading about it.

3704
02:51:34,360 --> 02:51:34,960
Speaker 1: Okay.

3705
02:51:35,120 --> 02:51:37,760
Speaker 5: I would be interested in watching a documentary on motives

3706
02:51:37,840 --> 02:51:39,240
Speaker 5: behind real murders.

3707
02:51:39,840 --> 02:51:42,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'd say six for that.

3708
02:51:43,240 --> 02:51:45,640
Speaker 5: My favorite part of a crime show is learning about

3709
02:51:45,720 --> 02:51:47,280
Speaker 5: why the killer did what he did.

3710
02:51:48,080 --> 02:51:49,960
Speaker 1: I like when they catch the person. Is that the

3711
02:51:50,040 --> 02:51:53,000
Speaker 1: best part? Yeah, I'm the The motives are not.

3712
02:51:53,720 --> 02:51:57,320
Speaker 8: Like how is he raised? How was Jeffrey Dahmer raised?

3713
02:51:57,760 --> 02:51:57,960
Speaker 20: Yeah?

3714
02:51:58,080 --> 02:51:58,520
Speaker 7: That's boy.

3715
02:51:58,560 --> 02:52:01,720
Speaker 5: But I mean that's not my main If I'm going

3716
02:52:01,760 --> 02:52:04,680
Speaker 5: to watch a documentary like that, his motive is not

3717
02:52:04,920 --> 02:52:07,760
Speaker 5: as much of an interest to me as the actual

3718
02:52:08,040 --> 02:52:09,080
Speaker 5: crime themselves.

3719
02:52:09,160 --> 02:52:09,680
Speaker 8: What would you do?

3720
02:52:09,920 --> 02:52:12,680
Speaker 1: How do I do it? Let's see number four.

3721
02:52:13,959 --> 02:52:16,400
Speaker 5: I would be interested in watching an interview with an

3722
02:52:16,400 --> 02:52:18,439
Speaker 5: imprisoned serial killer talking.

3723
02:52:18,240 --> 02:52:21,640
Speaker 1: About his crimes. Yeah, oh you like that? I find

3724
02:52:21,680 --> 02:52:22,280
Speaker 1: that very boring.

3725
02:52:22,680 --> 02:52:25,160
Speaker 13: Two Once they're already caught, and they're like, well, datelines,

3726
02:52:25,160 --> 02:52:27,280
Speaker 13: there're a two hour interview with this guy who killed

3727
02:52:27,320 --> 02:52:29,600
Speaker 13: ten people. He's already in jail. I don't care about that.

3728
02:52:30,000 --> 02:52:31,720
Speaker 13: The guy's sick. What do I want to hear him

3729
02:52:31,720 --> 02:52:34,160
Speaker 13: talk for? That's a one, all right.

3730
02:52:34,600 --> 02:52:38,199
Speaker 5: Next one, being a criminal profiler who studies the personality

3731
02:52:38,240 --> 02:52:40,440
Speaker 5: of murderers would be an interesting job.

3732
02:52:45,120 --> 02:52:48,720
Speaker 1: I mean, I think he somewhat interested. But I'm not like, no,

3733
02:52:48,920 --> 02:52:52,160
Speaker 1: but I think you are somewhat interested. Okay. And the

3734
02:52:52,400 --> 02:52:57,160
Speaker 1: final question in this category is I am curious about

3735
02:52:57,240 --> 02:53:02,280
Speaker 1: the minds of violent people? Four? Very slightly interested, I

3736
02:53:02,360 --> 02:53:11,840
Speaker 1: would say, all right. Last category is paranormal danger. All right.

3737
02:53:13,160 --> 02:53:17,280
Speaker 5: I think the supernatural is an interesting topic. I would

3738
02:53:18,640 --> 02:53:22,480
Speaker 5: this ghosts supernatural. I don't know how this gets lumped

3739
02:53:22,520 --> 02:53:27,000
Speaker 5: in with morbid curiosity. Maybe because it's people associate that

3740
02:53:27,120 --> 02:53:30,360
Speaker 5: stuff with death. I would say, I find it to

3741
02:53:30,520 --> 02:53:34,879
Speaker 5: be I disagree. I'm gonna say two. I'm not really

3742
02:53:34,959 --> 02:53:40,760
Speaker 5: into giost but I mean I'll watch occasionally, I'll watch

3743
02:53:40,840 --> 02:53:42,440
Speaker 5: something on it, but I don't believe it.

3744
02:53:42,520 --> 02:53:43,400
Speaker 1: You're right, I.

3745
02:53:43,400 --> 02:53:46,200
Speaker 5: Would be interested in attending or watching a video of

3746
02:53:46,440 --> 02:53:50,880
Speaker 5: an exorcism, for free because I go, you know, it

3747
02:53:50,920 --> 02:53:53,600
Speaker 5: could be interesting just to see what kookiness is going on.

3748
02:53:53,800 --> 02:53:54,400
Speaker 15: But I'm not.

3749
02:53:56,480 --> 02:53:59,440
Speaker 1: Somewhat disagree because I go, I don't believe in any

3750
02:53:59,440 --> 02:54:01,600
Speaker 1: of that talking in tongues and stuff. I would like

3751
02:54:01,640 --> 02:54:03,120
Speaker 1: to see the craziness of it.

3752
02:54:03,360 --> 02:54:06,280
Speaker 8: So you put a six or you put a put a.

3753
02:54:06,320 --> 02:54:09,279
Speaker 6: Five, because I'd be interested in just seeing the insanity

3754
02:54:09,360 --> 02:54:12,039
Speaker 6: of it, but I don't believe it. Yeah, I believe

3755
02:54:12,080 --> 02:54:15,439
Speaker 6: there's a demon in somebody. I find the occult interesting.

3756
02:54:16,560 --> 02:54:17,879
Speaker 8: No, it's scary.

3757
02:54:18,440 --> 02:54:18,760
Speaker 1: I don't know.

3758
02:54:18,840 --> 02:54:21,960
Speaker 5: I've I've watched some documentaries on like devil Worshiper murders.

3759
02:54:22,879 --> 02:54:27,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'm not like super interested in that. But okay,

3760
02:54:27,320 --> 02:54:31,000
Speaker 1: so I'm gonna say, for slight interest, a documentary on

3761
02:54:31,160 --> 02:54:32,640
Speaker 1: voodoo would interest me.

3762
02:54:32,920 --> 02:54:35,320
Speaker 8: Nope, nope, no interest in that.

3763
02:54:36,080 --> 02:54:39,000
Speaker 6: I guess just to find out what it is, like

3764
02:54:39,080 --> 02:54:41,120
Speaker 6: a little past because I know nothing about it, but

3765
02:54:41,200 --> 02:54:41,959
Speaker 6: I don't care.

3766
02:54:42,440 --> 02:54:45,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're stabbing dolls with needles. Might watch that. I'm

3767
02:54:45,640 --> 02:54:49,840
Speaker 1: curious how a Wiji board works as a kid. No,

3768
02:54:50,400 --> 02:54:56,320
Speaker 1: that's question twenty three. It's question five five in this category,

3769
02:54:56,520 --> 02:54:58,800
Speaker 1: I guess, Yeah, it is twenty three. Yes, all right,

3770
02:55:00,280 --> 02:55:02,680
Speaker 1: I would say, no, I have zero interest. It's not

3771
02:55:02,760 --> 02:55:04,720
Speaker 1: because I'm afraid. It's just it's a board game that

3772
02:55:04,879 --> 02:55:06,560
Speaker 1: has there's no mystical powers.

3773
02:55:07,240 --> 02:55:09,800
Speaker 13: It as a kid man, and it answered the questions yes,

3774
02:55:10,160 --> 02:55:12,080
Speaker 13: and we all swore we weren't moving it that that

3775
02:55:12,160 --> 02:55:12,879
Speaker 13: can freak you out.

3776
02:55:13,040 --> 02:55:13,720
Speaker 8: Yes, you don't.

3777
02:55:14,200 --> 02:55:14,600
Speaker 7: You don't.

3778
02:55:14,800 --> 02:55:19,520
Speaker 12: That's an open gateway to spirits. You don't master board. Yes,

3779
02:55:19,800 --> 02:55:21,359
Speaker 12: you don't, called on anyone.

3780
02:55:22,160 --> 02:55:22,840
Speaker 1: Let's see here.

3781
02:55:22,959 --> 02:55:25,760
Speaker 5: And the last question, I think witchcraft would be an

3782
02:55:25,840 --> 02:55:27,760
Speaker 5: interesting topic to learn about.

3783
02:55:31,160 --> 02:55:38,000
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, I would. I would say two. Maybe, Like

3784
02:55:38,240 --> 02:55:41,440
Speaker 1: I'm pretty disinterested in that, but you know, every now

3785
02:55:41,520 --> 02:55:44,600
Speaker 1: I like to expand my horizons, I suppose, but those

3786
02:55:44,680 --> 02:55:47,160
Speaker 1: don't draw me. Any of that paranormal stuff does not

3787
02:55:47,280 --> 02:55:50,480
Speaker 1: really draw me in at all. Let's see here. Okay,

3788
02:55:50,560 --> 02:55:54,240
Speaker 1: so I guess now what we do is we add okay,

3789
02:55:54,480 --> 02:55:59,200
Speaker 1: total up your score for each section. Oh crap, hold on,

3790
02:55:59,280 --> 02:56:01,560
Speaker 1: wait a second, divided by section? No, I know it's

3791
02:56:01,640 --> 02:56:04,560
Speaker 1: every I don't total up your score for each section

3792
02:56:04,760 --> 02:56:07,640
Speaker 1: and divide it by six to figure out your average?

3793
02:56:08,160 --> 02:56:13,760
Speaker 1: Oh okay, wait a second, what oh average? Okay? Oh

3794
02:56:13,879 --> 02:56:15,640
Speaker 1: so okay, so you have your total.

3795
02:56:15,360 --> 02:56:18,160
Speaker 8: Score and then you I see it, divide that by six.

3796
02:56:18,840 --> 02:56:21,720
Speaker 5: Well, add up each section, Okay, divide it by six.

3797
02:56:21,800 --> 02:56:24,360
Speaker 5: That's your average for that section, and then you can do.

3798
02:56:24,440 --> 02:56:25,120
Speaker 1: The whole one.

3799
02:56:25,280 --> 02:56:26,160
Speaker 8: I'm doing the whole one.

3800
02:56:26,200 --> 02:56:28,120
Speaker 1: Yeah. I didn't divide mine up by section, so I

3801
02:56:28,200 --> 02:56:29,600
Speaker 1: have my whole I have my number.

3802
02:56:29,800 --> 02:56:32,720
Speaker 8: Okay, Wait, and what am I dividing it by, Charlie?

3803
02:56:32,720 --> 02:56:34,200
Speaker 1: If you didn't divide it by section, you just go

3804
02:56:34,360 --> 02:56:37,320
Speaker 1: every six answers six six six six.

3805
02:56:37,480 --> 02:56:37,640
Speaker 10: Wait?

3806
02:56:37,680 --> 02:56:38,360
Speaker 8: What do he wants to do?

3807
02:56:39,120 --> 02:56:39,400
Speaker 2: This is?

3808
02:56:39,840 --> 02:56:41,960
Speaker 1: This is a way too complicated, isn't it?

3809
02:56:42,200 --> 02:56:44,160
Speaker 13: You know why we should you just give out our

3810
02:56:44,200 --> 02:56:46,039
Speaker 13: numbers for each section to see who got the highest.

3811
02:56:47,600 --> 02:56:50,160
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, let's see. So are you just giving my

3812
02:56:50,240 --> 02:56:50,800
Speaker 1: total number?

3813
02:56:51,000 --> 02:56:51,200
Speaker 10: Yeah?

3814
02:56:51,200 --> 02:56:52,520
Speaker 8: I have a total number as well, right.

3815
02:56:52,440 --> 02:56:54,760
Speaker 1: And I divided that by six. All right, you guys

3816
02:56:54,879 --> 02:56:59,560
Speaker 1: give your total number while I add mine up. Mine

3817
02:56:59,760 --> 02:57:01,680
Speaker 1: is eighty three.

3818
02:57:02,360 --> 02:57:09,440
Speaker 13: WHOA, I had ninety eight boo, and the section two

3819
02:57:09,480 --> 02:57:11,840
Speaker 13: I had a clean sweep at thirty six points. I

3820
02:57:11,879 --> 02:57:14,440
Speaker 13: did six on all those answers sixty sixty six six

3821
02:57:14,480 --> 02:57:16,240
Speaker 13: six eight ninety eight.

3822
02:57:16,360 --> 02:57:17,320
Speaker 8: What did you have, Charlie?

3823
02:57:17,520 --> 02:57:23,080
Speaker 1: Eighty three? Well, I did the second section. I didn't

3824
02:57:23,120 --> 02:57:26,400
Speaker 1: have a clean sweep. I had six six six, six,

3825
02:57:26,560 --> 02:57:31,280
Speaker 1: four five, but I totaled up to one hundred. You're six.

3826
02:57:31,680 --> 02:57:37,560
Speaker 1: You are a number you under at six, I know.

3827
02:57:37,840 --> 02:57:40,720
Speaker 1: But but you go against theater for being so morbid,

3828
02:57:40,760 --> 02:57:44,640
Speaker 1: but actually you are. You're the free over how sick

3829
02:57:44,720 --> 02:57:44,920
Speaker 1: you are?

3830
02:57:45,040 --> 02:57:45,360
Speaker 7: All right?

3831
02:57:45,520 --> 02:57:49,160
Speaker 5: I think the paranormal stuff throws it. I have a

3832
02:57:49,200 --> 02:57:52,320
Speaker 5: little more curiosity just about things in general. Theater is

3833
02:57:52,560 --> 02:57:57,680
Speaker 5: just naturally more curious. No, theater's just just theater's not curious.

3834
02:57:58,000 --> 02:58:00,480
Speaker 5: He has to read or like his brain has work,

3835
02:58:00,600 --> 02:58:01,360
Speaker 5: it gets hired.

3836
02:58:01,480 --> 02:58:03,560
Speaker 13: I didn't care about that. Section three and four really

3837
02:58:03,600 --> 02:58:07,440
Speaker 13: had no interest. Section one with the autopsy really no interest.

3838
02:58:07,680 --> 02:58:08,600
Speaker 8: Snits, what are you?

3839
02:58:08,959 --> 02:58:09,520
Speaker 1: It's just sick?

3840
02:58:10,120 --> 02:58:15,080
Speaker 9: Eight fifty five what fifty five?

3841
02:58:15,520 --> 02:58:18,520
Speaker 1: Oh stop, that's impossible. Fifty five. Yeah.

3842
02:58:18,520 --> 02:58:21,920
Speaker 12: The highest score was in the body violent, like the

3843
02:58:22,040 --> 02:58:25,240
Speaker 12: medical stuff. The body stuff, I'm fascinated by that. But

3844
02:58:25,360 --> 02:58:27,400
Speaker 12: everything else was like mine. I was all in the

3845
02:58:27,480 --> 02:58:30,480
Speaker 12: mind of the killer, the killer mine too. That's why

3846
02:58:30,520 --> 02:58:31,480
Speaker 12: I had clean sweep there.

3847
02:58:31,560 --> 02:58:33,959
Speaker 1: But I actually I feel like I could have gotten

3848
02:58:34,000 --> 02:58:36,360
Speaker 1: a six on every one of these because I'm just

3849
02:58:36,440 --> 02:58:39,560
Speaker 1: a curious person. I want to experience everything. Kind of

3850
02:58:39,680 --> 02:58:42,360
Speaker 1: once almost, you know, and I want to see everything

3851
02:58:42,560 --> 02:58:44,520
Speaker 1: just don't know. I'm just curious. It doesn't mean I

3852
02:58:44,600 --> 02:58:47,240
Speaker 1: want to see it more than once, but the curiosity

3853
02:58:47,320 --> 02:58:49,480
Speaker 1: is that, yeah, I'd like to just see it and

3854
02:58:49,560 --> 02:58:52,080
Speaker 1: then that's and then judge from there. So to me,

3855
02:58:52,400 --> 02:58:55,720
Speaker 1: curiosity is like, you just want to see it, period.

3856
02:58:56,000 --> 02:58:57,840
Speaker 1: What did you forget? I gave them a pen and pain?

3857
02:58:59,400 --> 02:59:04,560
Speaker 1: Oh come on, do it live medieval hanging one or

3858
02:59:04,600 --> 02:59:08,160
Speaker 1: whatever like that. You don't see that one? I saw

3859
02:59:08,240 --> 02:59:11,000
Speaker 1: that guy now wiggle and I'm good. It's gross, but

3860
02:59:11,120 --> 02:59:13,440
Speaker 1: need to be interested in going to see it? Just

3861
02:59:13,520 --> 02:59:16,320
Speaker 1: the ones, just the one? Yeah, yes, Jeffrey, what do

3862
02:59:16,440 --> 02:59:17,240
Speaker 1: you have for us?

3863
02:59:17,400 --> 02:59:17,720
Speaker 9: Fifty?

3864
02:59:20,080 --> 02:59:20,440
Speaker 1: Fifty?

3865
02:59:20,600 --> 02:59:21,040
Speaker 9: No, fifty.

3866
02:59:21,080 --> 02:59:22,520
Speaker 1: I've tried to divide it by six, but it came

3867
02:59:22,560 --> 02:59:23,840
Speaker 1: out kind of what is it?

3868
02:59:24,040 --> 02:59:24,080
Speaker 29: Was?

3869
02:59:24,120 --> 02:59:27,040
Speaker 13: Fifty divided by six? Won't don't don't look at the calculator.

3870
02:59:27,680 --> 02:59:31,440
Speaker 1: Don't cheat. Oh that is cheaping wrong?

3871
02:59:32,040 --> 02:59:33,120
Speaker 9: Whatever? Dude, Well what.

3872
02:59:33,160 --> 02:59:33,800
Speaker 1: Does this mean?

3873
02:59:34,600 --> 02:59:34,760
Speaker 23: Wait?

3874
02:59:35,200 --> 02:59:35,840
Speaker 8: Why are you laughing?

3875
02:59:36,080 --> 02:59:36,440
Speaker 18: What is this?

3876
02:59:36,600 --> 02:59:39,440
Speaker 1: What are the numbers mean? It means I'm morbidly curious. Yeah,

3877
02:59:39,680 --> 02:59:50,760
Speaker 1: he's morbidly obese. That's pretty good