1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:03,840 Speaker 1: Welcome to another episode of I Tell You What, So, 2 00:00:04,040 --> 00:00:07,080 Speaker 1: tell me your parent without telling me you're a parent, Doves, 3 00:00:07,080 --> 00:00:08,720 Speaker 1: tell me your a parent without telling me your parent. 4 00:00:08,760 --> 00:00:11,080 Speaker 1: And you could also drop it on talkback in the iHeartRadio. 5 00:00:11,240 --> 00:00:13,040 Speaker 1: Tell me your parent without telling me your parent. The 6 00:00:13,080 --> 00:00:16,480 Speaker 1: cabinet is opening. There is tupperware everywhere. Oh yeah, that's 7 00:00:16,520 --> 00:00:18,360 Speaker 1: toddler parent. That's toddler parent. 8 00:00:18,760 --> 00:00:23,520 Speaker 2: I get so excited. Yeah, sucking boogers out of my page? 9 00:00:24,280 --> 00:00:24,680 Speaker 1: Really? 10 00:00:24,880 --> 00:00:27,640 Speaker 2: Yes, Oh you guys, this is the most exhilarating part 11 00:00:27,720 --> 00:00:28,160 Speaker 2: of my week. 12 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:31,200 Speaker 1: And I can we at least establish at least an 13 00:00:31,200 --> 00:00:34,040 Speaker 1: audience in this break anyone. 14 00:00:34,479 --> 00:00:36,479 Speaker 2: I feel like anyone that has a baby that has 15 00:00:36,520 --> 00:00:41,200 Speaker 2: a bugger understands what I'm saying. I saw these little 16 00:00:41,200 --> 00:00:42,880 Speaker 2: boogers in his nose for a couple of days, and 17 00:00:42,920 --> 00:00:45,159 Speaker 2: I was like, I need to do something about this. 18 00:00:45,360 --> 00:00:46,640 Speaker 2: And there's this thing that you can get because I 19 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:49,479 Speaker 2: don't have like the little squeeze bulb squeeze. I don't 20 00:00:49,479 --> 00:00:55,440 Speaker 2: want the squeeze bold thing. I wanted this. Yeah, don't worry, 21 00:00:55,440 --> 00:00:58,160 Speaker 2: it's not I'm not that unhinged. It's not like my 22 00:00:58,280 --> 00:01:01,080 Speaker 2: mouth to his nostril suction act I'm not doing that. 23 00:01:01,320 --> 00:01:03,440 Speaker 2: What I'm doing is there's this thing you can get 24 00:01:03,440 --> 00:01:06,080 Speaker 2: where it's like a tube and it has another tube 25 00:01:06,120 --> 00:01:08,440 Speaker 2: connected to the little mouthpiece, so there's lots of separation 26 00:01:08,520 --> 00:01:11,319 Speaker 2: and a filter, and you create suction. You put this 27 00:01:11,360 --> 00:01:14,800 Speaker 2: thing up against his nose and then you go, that's good, 28 00:01:14,840 --> 00:01:16,080 Speaker 2: and then it slurbs the book. 29 00:01:17,200 --> 00:01:17,640 Speaker 1: That's good. 30 00:01:17,760 --> 00:01:18,959 Speaker 3: Now you know you're a mom. 31 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:20,440 Speaker 1: But not everybody wants to hear that. 32 00:01:20,560 --> 00:01:23,200 Speaker 3: But he's breathing so clearly, and it's so nice. It 33 00:01:23,240 --> 00:01:23,880 Speaker 3: makes me so we. 34 00:01:23,880 --> 00:01:26,880 Speaker 1: Don't need to go into like, you know that voice. 35 00:01:27,040 --> 00:01:28,800 Speaker 3: There are people that understand that. 36 00:01:28,920 --> 00:01:30,960 Speaker 1: I do. I understand it, but I don't want to 37 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:32,800 Speaker 1: hear about it. It's gross. 38 00:01:32,840 --> 00:01:34,720 Speaker 3: He went from like barely being able to breath through 39 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:36,279 Speaker 3: his nose. It was just gone. 40 00:01:36,480 --> 00:01:38,560 Speaker 1: Anybody with me on that one? Anybody with me on 41 00:01:38,600 --> 00:01:41,880 Speaker 1: that one? What talkback? I heart radio? Wet somebody want 42 00:01:41,880 --> 00:01:45,080 Speaker 1: to talk continuously about that? Okay? 43 00:01:45,200 --> 00:01:45,640 Speaker 3: With that part? 44 00:01:45,720 --> 00:01:48,960 Speaker 4: Well, I got another one. It's not as it's not great, Okay, 45 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:53,320 Speaker 4: go ahead. It's apple pouches, apple sauce pouches, and cheerios 46 00:01:53,760 --> 00:01:55,000 Speaker 4: are going to be a meal. 47 00:01:55,360 --> 00:01:56,480 Speaker 1: Okay, nice? 48 00:01:56,720 --> 00:01:57,559 Speaker 3: How about I've got. 49 00:01:57,440 --> 00:02:02,880 Speaker 1: Curios, Well not after today? Yeah you call? Are you a. 50 00:02:02,800 --> 00:02:05,120 Speaker 3: Big recalling cheerios? Check that out on the Chriskara. 51 00:02:06,120 --> 00:02:09,920 Speaker 1: Well it's not just cheerios, it's skittles, all sorts of stuff. Yeah, yes, 52 00:02:10,120 --> 00:02:12,040 Speaker 1: tell you're a parent without telling me you're a parent. 53 00:02:12,080 --> 00:02:17,520 Speaker 1: Here I got one. Look at my face. Yeah, let 54 00:02:17,560 --> 00:02:19,560 Speaker 1: me look at it. This is a parent that they 55 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:22,000 Speaker 1: wakes up in the middle of the night. Is the 56 00:02:22,080 --> 00:02:25,080 Speaker 1: tuition paid? How's it gonna be paid? Do the bank 57 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:27,359 Speaker 1: pay us to pay the tuition? Is the loans going through? 58 00:02:27,400 --> 00:02:29,919 Speaker 1: I mean, what is that working? You know what I mean? 59 00:02:29,960 --> 00:02:32,680 Speaker 1: And it's just it's unreal. And because it's and I 60 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:34,359 Speaker 1: talked about this a little bit yesterday, so I don't 61 00:02:34,360 --> 00:02:35,880 Speaker 1: want to know the audience or more on it. But 62 00:02:35,960 --> 00:02:38,840 Speaker 1: the the U of M payment system is it's like 63 00:02:38,880 --> 00:02:43,560 Speaker 1: from nineteen eighty nine. It's like AOL. It's like it's 64 00:02:44,240 --> 00:02:45,240 Speaker 1: it could be improved. 65 00:02:45,400 --> 00:02:47,760 Speaker 2: It's so funny because as a parent, I think you 66 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:51,920 Speaker 2: get sleep deprivation at every every stage, but for different reasons. 67 00:02:51,919 --> 00:02:54,160 Speaker 1: As you're always a parent, they're always your babies. That 68 00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:56,840 Speaker 1: doesn't matter. My kids are going to college right now. Yes, 69 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:59,600 Speaker 1: it was like just moments ago that I was wiping 70 00:02:59,639 --> 00:03:04,440 Speaker 1: their butt. That's gross, I know, yeah, but not as 71 00:03:04,440 --> 00:03:06,160 Speaker 1: gross as what you did. How do you know your 72 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:07,800 Speaker 1: You tell me you're a parent without telling me your 73 00:03:07,919 --> 00:03:09,680 Speaker 1: parent talk back in the iHeartRadio app. 74 00:03:09,720 --> 00:03:13,680 Speaker 2: I have baby wipes in every bag now, mm hmm everywhere. 75 00:03:13,680 --> 00:03:15,919 Speaker 2: They're all over it and they're so handy for everything. 76 00:03:16,160 --> 00:03:18,840 Speaker 2: It's like I needed one yesterday one this morning. 77 00:03:18,880 --> 00:03:19,560 Speaker 3: Yes you did. 78 00:03:19,720 --> 00:03:22,720 Speaker 1: You put ony chapstick and Sam was right there in 79 00:03:22,760 --> 00:03:23,480 Speaker 1: the clutch man. 80 00:03:23,560 --> 00:03:23,760 Speaker 5: Huh. 81 00:03:23,760 --> 00:03:25,920 Speaker 1: It was either a Clorox wipe or a baby wipe. 82 00:03:25,960 --> 00:03:29,000 Speaker 2: I'm like an actual mom now that has useful things 83 00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:29,520 Speaker 2: in a bag. 84 00:03:29,680 --> 00:03:30,799 Speaker 3: It's so cool. 85 00:03:31,320 --> 00:03:33,200 Speaker 4: And then you take you try to get one wipe 86 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:34,480 Speaker 4: and like ninety come with it. 87 00:03:34,600 --> 00:03:38,240 Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I need you need the weighted wipe to Spenser. 88 00:03:38,640 --> 00:03:39,920 Speaker 2: It's life changing. 89 00:03:40,040 --> 00:03:41,200 Speaker 1: You guys know how cheap I am? 90 00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:41,360 Speaker 5: Right? 91 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:43,480 Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I used to do, and I 92 00:03:43,560 --> 00:03:49,760 Speaker 1: really did do this. It's awful. I ripped them in half. Really, 93 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:55,680 Speaker 1: every everything, every baby wipe, I ripped it insane. My 94 00:03:55,680 --> 00:03:57,520 Speaker 1: wife did not do that. She'd us like two or 95 00:03:57,520 --> 00:04:02,080 Speaker 1: three in a sitting. I rip them in half, like yell, 96 00:04:02,280 --> 00:04:08,960 Speaker 1: left there. I learned to be practical at a very 97 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:12,720 Speaker 1: young age. I mean I made for many, many years. 98 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:17,560 Speaker 1: I have never made Jack squat at this job. Right now, 99 00:04:17,680 --> 00:04:20,640 Speaker 1: I'm not complaining. Now it's way better. But man back, 100 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:23,000 Speaker 1: I mean I've learned. I just you don't spend what 101 00:04:23,080 --> 00:04:24,640 Speaker 1: you don't have. And I used to rip the baby 102 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:25,200 Speaker 1: wives and half. 103 00:04:25,279 --> 00:04:28,360 Speaker 2: Christopher do not give Hawthorne any ideas because he already 104 00:04:28,680 --> 00:04:32,000 Speaker 2: somehow uses like one baby wipe per diaper change and does. 105 00:04:31,800 --> 00:04:33,440 Speaker 3: A good job and gets it all clean. But I'm 106 00:04:33,480 --> 00:04:33,760 Speaker 3: sitting there. 107 00:04:33,839 --> 00:04:36,760 Speaker 2: I use a lot of baby wives, okay, way more 108 00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:41,120 Speaker 2: than I shuts yes, And Hawthorne is horrified anytimes anytime 109 00:04:41,160 --> 00:04:42,680 Speaker 2: that he sees me do a diaper change. 110 00:04:42,680 --> 00:04:45,680 Speaker 1: I ripped paper towels in half, dude, I ripped the 111 00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:49,359 Speaker 1: selecticize in half. The selecticized paper towels that are already 112 00:04:49,360 --> 00:04:51,640 Speaker 1: in half and then they go to another half. I 113 00:04:51,720 --> 00:04:52,640 Speaker 1: ripped those in a half. 114 00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:57,960 Speaker 2: Why haven't you just gotten onto the washable like reusable 115 00:04:57,960 --> 00:05:01,040 Speaker 2: paper towel train, because that's the thing it is. Yes, 116 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:04,200 Speaker 2: you can get rolls of paper towels, but they're like cloth. 117 00:05:03,880 --> 00:05:04,920 Speaker 3: And then you just wash them. 118 00:05:05,320 --> 00:05:06,239 Speaker 1: What do they make those? 119 00:05:06,960 --> 00:05:09,960 Speaker 2: I don't I mean since the dawn of anytime there 120 00:05:10,040 --> 00:05:13,760 Speaker 2: was cloth. I guess yes, I never knew that. When 121 00:05:13,760 --> 00:05:14,440 Speaker 2: did they start real? 122 00:05:14,520 --> 00:05:17,600 Speaker 1: Like the gas station white things? They're really solid. One 123 00:05:17,640 --> 00:05:18,960 Speaker 1: I didn't know that. Well that's really cool. 124 00:05:19,080 --> 00:05:21,000 Speaker 3: They're like you can run them through the washing machine. 125 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:23,120 Speaker 1: Well, hit up, talk back. Tell me you're a parent 126 00:05:23,160 --> 00:05:25,480 Speaker 1: without telling me you're a parent. Talk back in the iHeartRadio. 127 00:05:25,800 --> 00:05:28,920 Speaker 5: Good Morning, Chris, Sam and Dubbs. This is Tina from 128 00:05:28,960 --> 00:05:31,760 Speaker 5: Buffalo and one way to know you're a parent without 129 00:05:31,800 --> 00:05:35,080 Speaker 5: saying your parent. When you set your purse down at 130 00:05:35,120 --> 00:05:39,120 Speaker 5: the register to get your wallet, snacks start filling out 131 00:05:39,560 --> 00:05:44,680 Speaker 5: at juice boxes follow, and that one random kid sock 132 00:05:44,839 --> 00:05:47,080 Speaker 5: that you haven't been able to find for a week 133 00:05:47,160 --> 00:05:50,040 Speaker 5: falls out and nookies fall out. 134 00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:52,039 Speaker 1: It's because you are a packed mule. 135 00:05:52,160 --> 00:05:55,880 Speaker 3: That's why. Yeah, it's so true. 136 00:05:56,680 --> 00:05:58,520 Speaker 1: Tell me you're a parent without really telling me you're 137 00:05:58,560 --> 00:06:01,159 Speaker 1: a parent, or without love having physically say you know 138 00:06:01,240 --> 00:06:03,600 Speaker 1: you're a parent when you have to fix something at 139 00:06:03,600 --> 00:06:06,760 Speaker 1: the house on a daily basis. K one or two 140 00:06:06,839 --> 00:06:08,640 Speaker 1: is my country. It sounds like he's got the saws 141 00:06:08,640 --> 00:06:11,200 Speaker 1: out going in the background. He's fixing something right now. 142 00:06:12,200 --> 00:06:14,640 Speaker 3: Argue it with me, because I break most things. 143 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:17,440 Speaker 1: Yeah, you're broke. Your lock is broken. Your house, isn't 144 00:06:17,480 --> 00:06:20,200 Speaker 1: it You can't get out? Yeah, that's safe for them, nelborn. 145 00:06:21,839 --> 00:06:24,279 Speaker 3: It's locked all the time. It's like unlocking. It is 146 00:06:24,360 --> 00:06:25,360 Speaker 3: this issue, right. 147 00:06:25,760 --> 00:06:27,760 Speaker 1: So tell me you're a parent without really saying you're 148 00:06:27,839 --> 00:06:30,120 Speaker 1: you're a parent. I had gray hair as soon as 149 00:06:30,160 --> 00:06:34,919 Speaker 1: my girls became teenagers. Oh great, Oh great, you're already 150 00:06:34,920 --> 00:06:37,839 Speaker 1: there duns of salt and pepper already. 151 00:06:37,920 --> 00:06:41,560 Speaker 2: Yeahs having a girl, dudey Yeah. 152 00:06:41,920 --> 00:06:44,880 Speaker 6: Back when my daughter I was like six months old, 153 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:51,560 Speaker 6: she'd poop on me, she'd pee, she'd spit up on me, 154 00:06:52,400 --> 00:06:56,880 Speaker 6: and then scream at me all the same day. Now 155 00:06:56,920 --> 00:06:59,240 Speaker 6: that they're older, I got two of them. They take 156 00:06:59,279 --> 00:07:00,440 Speaker 6: forever to go over wearing. 157 00:07:00,560 --> 00:07:07,120 Speaker 1: They always say, oh yeah, I never I never had girls. 158 00:07:07,320 --> 00:07:10,120 Speaker 1: I wanted to have girls, but I hear, can I 159 00:07:10,280 --> 00:07:11,680 Speaker 1: just be frank. I don't want to sound like the 160 00:07:11,680 --> 00:07:14,480 Speaker 1: sexist radio guy. I'm really honest, you guys know I'm not. 161 00:07:15,480 --> 00:07:18,680 Speaker 1: But my brother really told me horrible stories. And he 162 00:07:18,720 --> 00:07:21,040 Speaker 1: had two daughters and a boy, and he said his 163 00:07:21,080 --> 00:07:23,480 Speaker 1: boy was a dream, and he said his daughters were 164 00:07:23,680 --> 00:07:25,760 Speaker 1: just it was chaotic. 165 00:07:25,840 --> 00:07:27,440 Speaker 3: Her on the house but then there's some people who 166 00:07:27,440 --> 00:07:28,240 Speaker 3: will say the opice. 167 00:07:28,280 --> 00:07:30,240 Speaker 1: They will, Yeah, in all fairness, they will. But I 168 00:07:30,280 --> 00:07:32,200 Speaker 1: heard a lot from him, and it's like it kind 169 00:07:32,200 --> 00:07:32,800 Speaker 1: of made me go on. 170 00:07:33,240 --> 00:07:34,880 Speaker 4: The daughter is easy. You just have to make sure 171 00:07:34,880 --> 00:07:36,560 Speaker 4: you give her everything she wants right then and there. 172 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:38,560 Speaker 4: I noticed that when you were at the wild game 173 00:07:38,640 --> 00:07:42,040 Speaker 4: last night. I mean that was impressive. It's like, Lena, 174 00:07:42,160 --> 00:07:44,760 Speaker 4: here a video. Watch this, watch watch the video while 175 00:07:44,760 --> 00:07:46,720 Speaker 4: we try to take a picture. Lena, here's a little 176 00:07:46,760 --> 00:07:50,040 Speaker 4: something to lick on. Lena, here's a beerna. She wanted 177 00:07:50,120 --> 00:07:52,240 Speaker 4: the hockey stick beer. I said, no, it's too much money. 178 00:07:52,360 --> 00:07:54,480 Speaker 1: Tell me you're a parent without actually telling me you're 179 00:07:54,520 --> 00:07:54,880 Speaker 1: a parent. 180 00:07:54,960 --> 00:07:57,320 Speaker 6: You cannot go to the bathroom by yourself. 181 00:07:57,480 --> 00:07:58,720 Speaker 1: Oh I remember those days. 182 00:07:59,080 --> 00:07:59,360 Speaker 3: Yep. 183 00:08:00,120 --> 00:08:03,280 Speaker 1: Landing was just amazing. It's like there's a magnet to 184 00:08:03,320 --> 00:08:08,040 Speaker 1: the bathroom. Team up for whatever reason, could care less. 185 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:09,960 Speaker 1: Landa's a little hey, what are you doing in there? 186 00:08:12,320 --> 00:08:15,600 Speaker 1: It's awesome. Even taking a shower, you know, they just 187 00:08:15,640 --> 00:08:17,480 Speaker 1: they miss they camp out. Yeah. 188 00:08:17,520 --> 00:08:20,720 Speaker 2: Well, and even it's it's tough even with just a baby, 189 00:08:20,840 --> 00:08:23,400 Speaker 2: so not like a toddler or kid or a teenager 190 00:08:23,440 --> 00:08:26,239 Speaker 2: banging on the door with a baby, it's tough because 191 00:08:26,360 --> 00:08:28,760 Speaker 2: you can't always just leave them alone if they're not 192 00:08:28,920 --> 00:08:31,360 Speaker 2: napping or something. And if you're home alone with the baby, 193 00:08:31,400 --> 00:08:32,840 Speaker 2: you might not get a chance to go to the 194 00:08:32,840 --> 00:08:35,240 Speaker 2: bathroom or to go take a shower or anything like that. 195 00:08:35,360 --> 00:08:37,319 Speaker 4: But it is funny when you shut the door and 196 00:08:37,320 --> 00:08:39,240 Speaker 4: there on the outside you see their little hand. 197 00:08:39,080 --> 00:08:43,120 Speaker 1: Underneath don You're like, what, dude, It's almost like a 198 00:08:43,120 --> 00:08:46,559 Speaker 1: horror film. Yeah, it's the Jaws thing goes off and 199 00:08:46,559 --> 00:08:52,320 Speaker 1: he has Oh it's my kid. Oh no, here comes Chucky. 200 00:08:53,840 --> 00:08:56,680 Speaker 1: Thanks for listen this episode up, I tell you what, 201 00:08:57,040 --> 00:08:59,000 Speaker 1: and you'll always get more on the iHeartRadio app or 202 00:08:59,040 --> 00:09:02,760 Speaker 1: anywhere you get your pikes. 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