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Speaker 1: be emotionally harmful.

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Speaker 2: Funny Things that you think is funny aren't funny.

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Speaker 3: Jimmy coxbot the time, you do a lot of.

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Speaker 4: Me, Allan Coxshow, kickslash man, Welcome.

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Speaker 2: Welcome, show me.

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Speaker 5: What's you go?

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Speaker 2: I can see a lot of cocks on TV. Allen

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Speaker 2: Cox from me, Allan.

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Speaker 1: Coxhow I don't know what's about you?

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Speaker 4: By can? This will be a grave.

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Speaker 2: So let's take it cos ticket and you'll just take

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Speaker 2: it with a safety group.

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Speaker 5: Okay, what do three? Kick it?

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Speaker 2: Tom Goddam?

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Speaker 5: Put you one time ticket?

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Speaker 4: What do.

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Speaker 6: Collen Cox?

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Speaker 2: Here we go, He'll add, he'll be fine.

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Speaker 5: It's the Allen Cox Show on one hundred point seven.

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Speaker 5: Double you and the mask.

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Speaker 4: I've noticed.

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Speaker 2: There we go.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, And I've noticed the kind of a heartbreaking

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Speaker 3: trend of Rob being down on himself and the way

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Speaker 3: his body looks. I don't want to sound like some

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Speaker 3: hippie dippy bull shrimp, but considering the assault, men and

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Speaker 3: women are constantly bombarded with what's handsome and beautiful and

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Speaker 3: hearing how Rob would quote never dream to where summer

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Speaker 3: hoochy Daddy shorts would rob and by chance, even you

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Speaker 3: ever consider doing a do Dwar photo shoot. Wow, I've

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Speaker 3: already been naked on camera in front of people that

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Speaker 3: I work with. Okay, I've already I've already earned my

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Speaker 3: bona fides.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and that's someplace we're not going to be equal.

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Speaker 4: So you'll continue to have those bona fides and I

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Speaker 4: will not.

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Speaker 3: I was buck naked in a Alan Cachho comedy tour

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Speaker 2: I did see that. I mean jumped out of the car.

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Speaker 3: I got out of the car buck naked. Yeah, we

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Speaker 3: were doing a hangover parody. That's how long ago. Oh

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Speaker 3: that was bare ass, bare ass baby. Leslie says she

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Speaker 3: did a Boo Doir photo shoot several years ago and

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Speaker 3: it really helped her develop and appreciation for her body

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Speaker 3: and all the things that have made her feel horrifically insecure.

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Speaker 3: My thing is just that the best way to get,

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Speaker 3: the only way out is through right.

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Speaker 2: I've never met a nude beach I didn't like.

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Speaker 3: She said, I know a man who did a Due

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Speaker 3: she absolutely loved it. How about that, Leslie's concerned about

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Speaker 3: you being so down on yourself. Well, that's really nice.

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Speaker 4: But unfortunately she's not the first, nor will she be

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Speaker 4: the last person to be concerned about I'm down on myself.

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Speaker 2: I am, That's just me.

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Speaker 3: Have you ever had the conversation with your wife about

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Speaker 3: a du dwar photo?

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Speaker 2: Absolutely not.

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Speaker 3: George Costanza on the chaise lounge. Yeah, on the fainting couch.

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Speaker 4: There's just certain things that I'm very I'm amazingly self aware, right,

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Speaker 4: I understand what I'm carrying here. Right, I'm not the

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Speaker 4: ugliest fellow on the planet. I'm not the most fat,

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Speaker 2: Be naked around.

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Speaker 4: But what if you got yourself in shape for the

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Speaker 4: she has to live next to it. You think she

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Speaker 3: A tub? Yeah, here you go, enjoy. Here's me neck

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Speaker 3: deep in rose petals.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Look, you're saying. I'm saying that you.

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Speaker 3: Like got yourself into like a shape that you liked

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Speaker 2: That's the end of the line. I get a big

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Speaker 2: is she? Why would she want that? I don't know,

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Speaker 2: I don't know your wife. Why would anybody want that?

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Speaker 2: Leslie just said a lot of people enjoy it.

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Speaker 4: I'm saying as a woman, if that if her as

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Speaker 4: Nobody wants that.

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Speaker 3: It's something that she would spere it away in a

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Speaker 2: But if you, if you want to see it, you're

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Speaker 3: Leslie says that the woman who got the du Doir

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I know what's going to happen. Off, Let's say

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Speaker 4: I go through it right now. I booked this session,

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Speaker 8: Go, you'll go psychostic over can I see the photos?

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Speaker 4: I will start screaming at the top of my lungs

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Speaker 4: about how terrible I look.

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Speaker 2: Okay, look at my ass, Holy.

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Speaker 9: God, look at all that.

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Speaker 4: Look at my fat well, my fat Pelly, my fat ass.

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Speaker 2: This is terrible.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but there's power in owning it, leaning in you

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Speaker 4: know what else, there's power in not.

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Speaker 2: Doing that, not putting myself in that situation. All right,

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Speaker 2: avoid it completely.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not worth the chance that she might go,

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Speaker 3: this is amazing because it would be so counterintuitive, it

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Speaker 3: would be so against your personality that she go, this

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Speaker 4: No, No, I'm literally seeing a side.

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Speaker 2: Of you, Rob that I've never seen before.

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Speaker 4: She says, that's impossible, Honey, that takes Yeah, she's seen

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Speaker 4: every side of me possible.

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Speaker 2: The poor thing. I need to see photos of it. Wow.

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Speaker 2: This has been who I am my entire life.

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Speaker 3: Now, when you die your beard, it will change overnight. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: who cares and people will go, oh hey. What makes

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Speaker 3: people nervous is when they do something to try it out.

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Speaker 2: What makes them nervous.

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Speaker 3: Is having other people think that they think it looks awesome.

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Speaker 3: That's what jams people up, rather than just going yeah,

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Speaker 3: I's trying it out. We'll see you know, people have

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Speaker 2: It out because I don't know.

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Speaker 4: Man, Like I feel, like I mentioned earlier, I'm very

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Speaker 4: sometimes who think that their to pay looks perfectly fine,

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Speaker 4: right or this is clearly not yours, right, and they

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Speaker 3: But here's the thing, though, we are expending so much

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Speaker 2: Right, That's what I mean. That's where I want to get.

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Speaker 3: But because that's the joke, Oh he thinks he looks great. No, no, no,

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Speaker 3: that's what we're projecting onto them. They just don't care

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Speaker 3: how it looks. But I want to be the ultimate care.

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Speaker 3: That's the ultimate freedom. Everybody thinks that those people think, oh,

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Speaker 2: You wouldn't wear it.

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Speaker 4: With forgetting a lot of people they don't care.

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Speaker 2: They don't care.

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Speaker 3: To me, somebody were in it to pay is no

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Speaker 3: different than somebody walking to the store in their pajamas.

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Speaker 3: It's the same thing. They do not care, and so

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Speaker 3: why am I going to care? Why care what somebody

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Speaker 3: get away from that. Of course I care what other

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Speaker 3: know think. That's where I got it.

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Speaker 2: You don't spend too much time on it.

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Speaker 4: That's that's my goal. That's what I'm working towards. That's

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Speaker 4: why I go to therapy.

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Speaker 2: Well I do too, but a therapy didn't give me there.

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Speaker 3: I mean, it's I don't know, sooner or later, you

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Speaker 3: just go, What am I wasting all this time for?

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Speaker 2: Wondering?

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Speaker 3: Because they're not thinking about me my think about them

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Speaker 3: for they're thinking about me.

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Speaker 4: Eh, well, maybe I'll die it, We'll see. I think

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Speaker 4: you should. I think I'm just so nervous about looking

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Speaker 3: Well again, I shouldn't care. I put together a song,

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Speaker 3: Rob for your beard. Okay, It's called Rob's Midnight Beer.

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Speaker 2: Rob Town with a smile, little man.

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Speaker 10: This beer with this black this night, holding in Bostare

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Speaker 10: and whispered, ain't as.

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Speaker 4: Sam but Rob just chuckle.

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Speaker 2: Let the games begin?

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Speaker 11: Rob?

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Speaker 12: What did you do?

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Speaker 13: Be shy?

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Speaker 2: We all want a song to cold a steer. Now

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Speaker 2: he's the man with the midnight beer. You're the man

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Speaker 2: with the midnight beer. I kind of like that come out.

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Speaker 4: I'm telling you I could be Hollywood Rob with the

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Speaker 3: Yes, sounds pretty good. I'm all in favor of that.

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Speaker 3: Maybe I'll just do it because what do you say

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Speaker 3: in this song? Let the games begin? Yeah, yeah, it's

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Speaker 3: gonna be a whole new chapter for me.

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Speaker 2: You should do it.

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Speaker 3: In fact, before you do the stage announcements for ghost

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Speaker 3: how long is it that's this Thursday night?

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Speaker 2: How long does it take? Will you do it tonight? Hmm?

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Speaker 3: Well, something light, something closer to your actual that's the thing.

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Speaker 2: You want to go too dark?

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Speaker 3: You want something better light than than too light than

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Speaker 3: too dark. Yeah, you get yourself like a box of

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Speaker 3: Fairy of forty or something so might Yeah I did,

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Speaker 3: because you have the goat. You're doing the sat announcements

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Speaker 3: Ghosts on Thursday Night right, Yeah, yeah, do it Wednesday night,

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Speaker 3: give it a day to marinate.

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Speaker 4: If I'm gonna do it before that, I'll do it tonight.

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Speaker 4: Oh yes, if I'm gonna do it, I gotta I

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Speaker 4: on my way home to pick up some just for men.

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Speaker 3: There you go, Yes, Alan, My mom just asked me

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Speaker 3: if you were transitioning. Yes, I am, and to someone

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Speaker 3: who would tell your mother to go herself tummy.

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Speaker 3: And Billy Gardella is here to watch some of it again.

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Speaker 3: Long long time a few years. Yeah, in Pittsburgh. Back

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Speaker 3: in Pittsburgh. I think of you as the quintessential Pittsburgh guy.

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Speaker 16: Ulissa her friends had invited her to do bridesmaid before

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Speaker 16: The day that came out, me, her and her mom

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Speaker 14: I think one wanted more whatever. People make more money

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00:20:01,119 --> 00:20:01,320
Speaker 14: than me.

447
00:20:01,359 --> 00:20:04,360
Speaker 16: Are gonna never tell me that answer, but that's kind

448
00:20:04,359 --> 00:20:07,159
Speaker 16: of what happened. They decided we're in syndication, you're on.

449
00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:09,359
Speaker 4: That's one of the things too, is like it's a

450
00:20:09,359 --> 00:20:11,760
Speaker 4: double edged sword because you have a successful show if

451
00:20:11,760 --> 00:20:14,120
Speaker 4: it lasts long enough to go into syndication, but then

452
00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:18,040
Speaker 4: you have more parties who kind of aret not you guys,

453
00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:20,840
Speaker 4: but I mean probably people Flora, but yeah, we're out

454
00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:21,720
Speaker 4: for kind of their own.

455
00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:23,040
Speaker 16: Want to get a little more of this. Yeah, this

456
00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:24,879
Speaker 16: wasn't the agreement and I'm not giving that. And so

457
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:25,760
Speaker 16: that happens.

458
00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:29,520
Speaker 4: It's all the Billy Gardell merch all that, you know, the.

459
00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:36,080
Speaker 16: Dolls as big as they It's a shame because her

460
00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:39,119
Speaker 16: star was so hot. I mean, to have a movie

461
00:20:39,119 --> 00:20:42,080
Speaker 16: star who's grounded and wants to do your show, I mean,

462
00:20:42,119 --> 00:20:43,120
Speaker 16: she wanted to stay.

463
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:44,760
Speaker 2: Make it work, yeahsable.

464
00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:47,399
Speaker 3: She could have bolted right away mediately, and she stayed

465
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Speaker 3: with us.

466
00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:49,200
Speaker 2: Do you want to watch me possibly vomit?

467
00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:49,359
Speaker 11: Do you?

468
00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:53,560
Speaker 14: I will take part one and two have reached the age.

469
00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:56,840
Speaker 2: There is well, these aren't boosts, still reach.

470
00:20:56,720 --> 00:20:58,760
Speaker 14: The age of reason. But I will watch you guys.

471
00:20:58,520 --> 00:21:04,080
Speaker 16: Because I've been listening on the way.

472
00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:07,840
Speaker 3: I know it's all disgusting stuff. So there's nothing, uh.

473
00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:08,400
Speaker 14: That doesn't look great?

474
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:08,639
Speaker 18: No?

475
00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:09,359
Speaker 11: All right?

476
00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:15,000
Speaker 16: So shoot anything creamy it looks like you were in

477
00:21:15,080 --> 00:21:17,879
Speaker 16: a wing place and it just stayed on the table

478
00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:20,520
Speaker 16: a little too long. Anything that builds a crust over

479
00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:22,359
Speaker 16: the top, you probably shouldn't shoot.

480
00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:34,920
Speaker 2: Alright, Bill gets to take a shot a tune. We're

481
00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:35,680
Speaker 2: just gonna count.

482
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Speaker 17: As one, alright, don a number one is called the

483
00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:43,359
Speaker 17: blow chunks job.

484
00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:45,359
Speaker 19: All right?

485
00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:46,560
Speaker 14: Should I move?

486
00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:48,560
Speaker 16: Should we move to the other room where he doesn't?

487
00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:51,719
Speaker 16: I mean, I feel he's behind glass?

488
00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:53,120
Speaker 11: What do you got?

489
00:21:53,119 --> 00:21:54,520
Speaker 14: All right? What do you got?

490
00:21:58,320 --> 00:21:58,840
Speaker 4: She'll tell me?

491
00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:02,760
Speaker 2: What does it smell like? The worst part? It doesn't

492
00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:03,720
Speaker 2: smell like anything.

493
00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:06,240
Speaker 3: I can't suss anything.

494
00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:12,120
Speaker 14: Oh, you're a brave man. You're a brave man.

495
00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:17,760
Speaker 2: Was that that was evaporated milk?

496
00:22:18,359 --> 00:22:18,600
Speaker 18: Oh?

497
00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:19,560
Speaker 11: God?

498
00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:23,119
Speaker 3: It had like a milky finish to it or something,

499
00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:24,320
Speaker 3: But I can't tell what.

500
00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:27,640
Speaker 2: I don't know what evaporated milk is, but it comes

501
00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:36,080
Speaker 2: in a can. Didn't taste evaporated want milk powder, isn't it?

502
00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:39,960
Speaker 16: I don't know, can't And I can't figure that idea

503
00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:43,160
Speaker 16: that sounds like a Seinfeld episode is evaporated mouth.

504
00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:45,800
Speaker 2: I can't.

505
00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:50,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, well I got some.

506
00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:53,639
Speaker 3: I've got some Jamaican soda back here, just as a

507
00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:54,480
Speaker 3: palate cleanser.

508
00:22:54,560 --> 00:22:59,080
Speaker 4: And he went down.

509
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Speaker 2: At least Do you want to stand why he's doing

510
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:01,080
Speaker 2: all this?

511
00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:04,280
Speaker 14: Because no, I just attended about an hour ago. All

512
00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:05,600
Speaker 14: I heard was gross shots.

513
00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:06,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm interested.

514
00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:09,439
Speaker 20: So we do this thing every year called the polar

515
00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:11,960
Speaker 20: Blast Battle, and whoever wins.

516
00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:14,680
Speaker 2: A tub race we go out to yeah.

517
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:17,800
Speaker 20: And whoever wins is absolved from a punishment. Everybody else

518
00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:20,080
Speaker 20: decides on a punishment. They had to do so pound

519
00:23:20,119 --> 00:23:22,800
Speaker 20: cake or phone screen over there, he had to do

520
00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:24,720
Speaker 20: a shot caller, he had to wear it the whole

521
00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:26,080
Speaker 20: day and there.

522
00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:29,159
Speaker 14: Caller, where you have you guys have the control. I

523
00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:30,200
Speaker 14: had the control because.

524
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Speaker 2: I want the winning team.

525
00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:32,720
Speaker 14: It was uh.

526
00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:35,159
Speaker 20: He wore the entire show and then I just shocked

527
00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:38,280
Speaker 20: him throughout the show and it's I'll send you the

528
00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:38,920
Speaker 20: the mashup.

529
00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:41,160
Speaker 14: We cut every shot that happened for.

530
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Speaker 2: Ten minutes long.

531
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Speaker 14: Can you remember it.

532
00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:47,480
Speaker 9: Was torture and like it was just they took pure

533
00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:48,080
Speaker 9: advantage of.

534
00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:49,680
Speaker 2: It was hilarious torture.

535
00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:55,560
Speaker 20: So then uh, Erica next week is doing a vertical

536
00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:57,719
Speaker 20: spray tand so half her body's gonna be spray tan.

537
00:23:57,960 --> 00:24:01,080
Speaker 20: It was just gonna stay regular and we have one

538
00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:02,680
Speaker 20: half and half yeah yeah, and then I have.

539
00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:04,800
Speaker 2: To wear that to one of our biggest events of

540
00:24:04,840 --> 00:24:05,120
Speaker 2: the year.

541
00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:06,959
Speaker 14: You're gonna look like one of the X Men just

542
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:07,560
Speaker 14: didn't make it.

543
00:24:08,560 --> 00:24:11,480
Speaker 17: I'm just gonna like only pose to the side the

544
00:24:11,680 --> 00:24:12,560
Speaker 17: entire day.

545
00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:15,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right, no matter what a good side.

546
00:24:15,119 --> 00:24:17,840
Speaker 20: And then Alan is doing his right now it's the

547
00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:21,600
Speaker 20: shots way Yeah, by the way, well, I mean we

548
00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:23,600
Speaker 20: would have done it earlier, but Eric was out for

549
00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:25,840
Speaker 20: a little while with a medical issue, so now we're

550
00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:26,960
Speaker 20: probably stuff.

551
00:24:27,080 --> 00:24:28,240
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah.

552
00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:30,680
Speaker 20: And then mine was if I won, but I was

553
00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:32,639
Speaker 20: supposed to get a perm but then I made an

554
00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:34,119
Speaker 20: agreement and I'll.

555
00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:35,639
Speaker 14: Show you the pictures.

556
00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:38,320
Speaker 20: Yeah, I made an agreement that if I had an

557
00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:41,320
Speaker 20: album come out in February that if it got to

558
00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:43,960
Speaker 20: number one on iTunes, I'd get the perm anyway. So

559
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:45,600
Speaker 20: I had a perm for like two months, and I'll

560
00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:48,200
Speaker 20: show you it ended up being much sexier than you

561
00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:51,480
Speaker 20: might imagine that. So are you able to because you're

562
00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:52,000
Speaker 20: a dad?

563
00:24:52,280 --> 00:24:52,600
Speaker 5: I am?

564
00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:55,399
Speaker 16: How old is your favor? My kid is not a

565
00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:58,320
Speaker 16: dirt ball. It is my I'm more proud of that

566
00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:03,159
Speaker 16: than anything on God's A fifteen fifteen fifteen. No Trouble

567
00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:06,159
Speaker 16: follows the rules. The complete opposite of me, Yeah, the

568
00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:07,280
Speaker 16: complete opposite.

569
00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:08,960
Speaker 2: You were what you came up in the Swiss Mill?

570
00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:10,800
Speaker 14: Where are you from? Swiss Flash?

571
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:12,360
Speaker 2: That's fantastic.

572
00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:16,760
Speaker 14: You look like you're covering a Michael Bolton record cover.

573
00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:17,760
Speaker 2: Wow, yeah, I think so.

574
00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:20,639
Speaker 16: You know what though, you kind of got that the

575
00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:22,920
Speaker 16: guy in Deadpoole. You look a little like the guy.

576
00:25:23,119 --> 00:25:26,320
Speaker 2: Was this the guy that just said me to Yeah

577
00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:28,600
Speaker 2: he is in trouble, Yeah, got in trouble. He got trouble.

578
00:25:28,840 --> 00:25:32,280
Speaker 20: He called into a uh to act Yeah, so no

579
00:25:32,359 --> 00:25:34,760
Speaker 20: one knows how to act here with a little more

580
00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:37,760
Speaker 20: uh that yeah yeah song that detect to do that,

581
00:25:38,119 --> 00:25:41,400
Speaker 20: it only took about an hour, but it Uh, I

582
00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:43,000
Speaker 20: had it for about two months.

583
00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:45,120
Speaker 14: It doesn't look terrible on you. You're not gonna lie.

584
00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:45,520
Speaker 2: It wasn't.

585
00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:48,160
Speaker 14: It wasn't the worst thing. The beard works with it. Yeah. Yeah,

586
00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:50,959
Speaker 14: the bear that looks like that looks like a lot

587
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:51,879
Speaker 14: of trouble in the morning.

588
00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:54,560
Speaker 20: It actually was really easy to maintain because it's there's

589
00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:55,520
Speaker 20: nothing you can do to it.

590
00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:58,440
Speaker 14: It's just that I'm knowing to judge I had dreadlocks

591
00:25:58,480 --> 00:25:59,040
Speaker 14: at one point.

592
00:25:59,119 --> 00:26:02,200
Speaker 2: Good for you, white boy drives. Those are the best, right, Yeah.

593
00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:04,160
Speaker 14: How much? I told you? We started in Florida.

594
00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:08,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, so your kid's fifteen and he's so far he's

595
00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:09,359
Speaker 4: buy the book.

596
00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:11,520
Speaker 14: He's great, man, he's uh. I told my wife.

597
00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:13,240
Speaker 16: You know, my wife always goes, don't you wish you

598
00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:15,679
Speaker 16: would have had siblings? I'm like, well, let's pull up

599
00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:16,560
Speaker 16: the numbers on that.

600
00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:17,760
Speaker 14: Let's let's look.

601
00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:19,480
Speaker 2: At how many sh more chances for them to be

602
00:26:19,520 --> 00:26:19,800
Speaker 2: a dick.

603
00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:22,400
Speaker 16: We've had to borrow money too, or we've his brother

604
00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:26,520
Speaker 16: has passively aggressively broken your heart on a monthly basis.

605
00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:27,800
Speaker 14: Now, he's fine.

606
00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:28,000
Speaker 3: I go.

607
00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:29,680
Speaker 16: If we had the second one, he'd be running behind

608
00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:30,959
Speaker 16: him with scissors trying to kill him.

609
00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:31,399
Speaker 5: Right, I go.

610
00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:34,399
Speaker 16: We did good. We want a Jean pol lottery. He

611
00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:35,760
Speaker 16: looks like me, he acts like you.

612
00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:36,919
Speaker 14: We're gold. That's it.

613
00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:40,480
Speaker 16: And I really like he's starting to grab his independence now,

614
00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:42,920
Speaker 16: which is good. He wants to go to his friends,

615
00:26:43,119 --> 00:26:45,200
Speaker 16: you know, he doesn't he wants to drive, which his

616
00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:47,560
Speaker 16: other three buddies do not want to do. I don't

617
00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:49,760
Speaker 16: know what the fear of driving with two years none

618
00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:51,479
Speaker 16: of them want to drive, Tuber. You don't have to,

619
00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:53,080
Speaker 16: they don't want to. It's pretty wild.

620
00:26:53,119 --> 00:26:54,600
Speaker 14: But I'm a little bit of a gearhead.

621
00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:56,560
Speaker 16: So I got a sixty nine cutlass in the garage,

622
00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:58,440
Speaker 16: so I think I got nice. He's ready to get

623
00:26:58,440 --> 00:26:59,159
Speaker 16: his hands on that.

624
00:26:59,359 --> 00:26:59,639
Speaker 4: Yeah.

625
00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:00,680
Speaker 14: So it's been good though.

626
00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:00,800
Speaker 18: Man.

627
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:03,359
Speaker 16: You know the thing that's wonderful is he's grabbing for

628
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:05,480
Speaker 16: his independence. He doesn't want to be home on the weekends.

629
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:06,960
Speaker 16: He wants to be with his buddies, which is great.

630
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:12,600
Speaker 16: But he's left me and my wife alone. We've been

631
00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:16,760
Speaker 16: together eighteen years. Man, We've got every argument and every conversation.

632
00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:18,120
Speaker 16: There's nothing left to.

633
00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:19,159
Speaker 2: Say in our life.

634
00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:21,560
Speaker 14: I don't know if we just come down and circle.

635
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:23,840
Speaker 16: Each other like gunfighters in Westworld at the beginning of

636
00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:27,000
Speaker 16: the morning it's going to go down, but it's got

637
00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:29,560
Speaker 16: to go down. And so we're trying to figure out

638
00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:31,840
Speaker 16: our place again. And I was talking with my father

639
00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:33,760
Speaker 16: not too long ago, and I said, what do you

640
00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:36,399
Speaker 16: do now once he starts, you know, disappearing on the

641
00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:38,120
Speaker 16: weekends because you got to take her on a date.

642
00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:41,479
Speaker 16: I'm like, all right, that's cool, and I've done that.

643
00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:43,600
Speaker 16: And here's some mistakes I've made. If you're at that

644
00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:45,680
Speaker 16: place with your wife, you got to start dating a

645
00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:47,840
Speaker 16: game because the kid's gone keep her mind off that.

646
00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:51,880
Speaker 16: If you're a veteran couple fifteen years or better, yeah,

647
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:55,520
Speaker 16: don't date a rookie couple, because a rookie couples in

648
00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:59,040
Speaker 16: new love and new love to a veteran couple will

649
00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:03,359
Speaker 16: make you want to blow your brains right yeah, and

650
00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:04,679
Speaker 16: it'll make you look bad the.

651
00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:05,560
Speaker 14: Whole time of dinner.

652
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:07,640
Speaker 16: You try not to throw up in your mind because

653
00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:10,800
Speaker 16: they're still having those conversations where everything's.

654
00:28:10,359 --> 00:28:15,240
Speaker 2: You like cheese, I like cheese. Geez, let's be bad.

655
00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:17,879
Speaker 14: Just God, kill me right here, hit me with lightning

656
00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:18,199
Speaker 14: right now.

657
00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:21,240
Speaker 16: Right So we're waiting through that time in our lives

658
00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:23,080
Speaker 16: right now, which which is actually kind of fun.

659
00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:26,960
Speaker 3: I have two teenagers and a top old. Well, my

660
00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:30,639
Speaker 3: my kids and my first wife, they are eighteen and fourteen, okay,

661
00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:33,359
Speaker 3: and I have a two year old now and my wife. Yeah,

662
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:35,840
Speaker 3: so I'm starting all over right, But it is interesting

663
00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:36,800
Speaker 3: to be at opposite ends.

664
00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:39,719
Speaker 16: Yeah, pretty one. Yeah, well, at least you got some.

665
00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:42,320
Speaker 16: You got some, you got some experience for the little guys.

666
00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:44,680
Speaker 3: And I'm getting my cardio. There's an old dad, you know.

667
00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:44,959
Speaker 11: What I mean?

668
00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:45,760
Speaker 14: Two year old?

669
00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:46,320
Speaker 5: Yeah?

670
00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:48,920
Speaker 14: Oh yeah, when did you have How old are you now?

671
00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:51,920
Speaker 16: I'm forty seven, forty seve okay, I'm forty nine, and

672
00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:54,800
Speaker 16: I had will when I was I don't know, I

673
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:59,280
Speaker 16: think thirty thirty six thirty five. Sure, and you're in

674
00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:02,080
Speaker 16: shape at least, dude. I try to get behind him,

675
00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:04,240
Speaker 16: and it would just look like a John Candy workout.

676
00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:08,080
Speaker 14: I was like, okay, you know what, let's just play

677
00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:10,960
Speaker 14: with the knife. It's fine, here's the right edge.

678
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:13,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, just point it down, wear me down.

679
00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:13,360
Speaker 11: Yeah.

680
00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:14,760
Speaker 14: I'm so glad that time, is it?

681
00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:15,040
Speaker 21: Well?

682
00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:15,840
Speaker 14: I love that time.

683
00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:17,560
Speaker 4: That's part of it too, is it's like if I'm

684
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:19,920
Speaker 4: an older dad, like I want to do as much

685
00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:22,480
Speaker 4: stuff as I can do. Sure, So she's like not

686
00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:25,360
Speaker 4: fifteen and going. My dad was always sitting around because

687
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:26,600
Speaker 4: he was you know, he's ninety or whatever.

688
00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:27,040
Speaker 2: Yeah.

689
00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:29,120
Speaker 14: Well that's why I'm trying to finally lose this weight.

690
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:29,360
Speaker 18: Man.

691
00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:31,520
Speaker 16: I don't want to be that dad who's because you

692
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:33,880
Speaker 16: you can be fat for a long time, but after

693
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:36,360
Speaker 16: fifty you can't be right because if you're fat in

694
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:38,800
Speaker 16: your fifties, that means in your sixties you're going to.

695
00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:40,440
Speaker 14: Be riding one. It does.

696
00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:43,160
Speaker 2: I can't be It speeds everything up.

697
00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:44,800
Speaker 16: I can't be the guy with the flag and the

698
00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:47,920
Speaker 16: zappie and the pill problem with a YB normal T shirt.

699
00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:48,320
Speaker 22: I can't.

700
00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:50,280
Speaker 2: Is that your dad?

701
00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:51,240
Speaker 14: No look away dude.

702
00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:54,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not going to be the van with the rampah.

703
00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:55,080
Speaker 14: I don't want to.

704
00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:55,880
Speaker 3: You don't want any of that.

705
00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:57,520
Speaker 14: I don't want to shut on anybody, so I don't

706
00:29:57,520 --> 00:29:58,040
Speaker 14: want to do that.

707
00:29:58,120 --> 00:29:59,640
Speaker 2: So yeah, well it's been a long time, but it's

708
00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:00,280
Speaker 2: good to see again.

709
00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:02,160
Speaker 3: Man. Thank you for man, Thank you for coming in.

710
00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:04,560
Speaker 3: Billy Gardell, what's the hour on Netflix?

711
00:30:05,120 --> 00:30:07,320
Speaker 16: Well, I'm working on actually on a sitcom with them

712
00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:10,040
Speaker 16: right now, kind of a crazy reboot of Father Knows

713
00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:12,320
Speaker 16: Best and we'll turn our script in at the end

714
00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:14,440
Speaker 16: of the month and then the TV guds will say

715
00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:17,280
Speaker 16: you can have six episodes, twelve episodes, or back in

716
00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:17,960
Speaker 16: the pool you.

717
00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:19,720
Speaker 20: Go, right, is it going to be like a three

718
00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:24,520
Speaker 20: camera shoot, four camera, regular set studio audience set up,

719
00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:26,400
Speaker 20: and we're going to take with a live audience.

720
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Speaker 16: Netflix wants to get into that business, and we went

721
00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:31,479
Speaker 16: in and pitched them an idea.

722
00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:34,080
Speaker 14: And who knows, man, maybe I've got another playoff running

723
00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:34,760
Speaker 14: me good for you.

724
00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:37,280
Speaker 20: I know a lot of places got away from that format,

725
00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:39,640
Speaker 20: but I I like it, and especially like it on

726
00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:42,120
Speaker 20: Netflix where it's it's you just.

727
00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:44,959
Speaker 16: Watch them, you can watch them again and again. But

728
00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:47,000
Speaker 16: they do want it to be a family based show,

729
00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:49,560
Speaker 16: which is kind of what I do. And uh, you know,

730
00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:52,120
Speaker 16: Chuck Laurie once gave me some great advice. He said, look,

731
00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:54,680
Speaker 16: you know, sitcoms are not dead, They're just done badly,

732
00:30:54,880 --> 00:30:58,160
Speaker 16: so badly. And I kind of learned watching that guy.

733
00:30:58,240 --> 00:30:59,120
Speaker 16: So that's what I'm trying to do.

734
00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:01,680
Speaker 2: Let's hope from Mike and Molly luck not heist luck.

735
00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:04,280
Speaker 14: You know what, I'll land in the middle. I'll be

736
00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:06,480
Speaker 14: completely happy for sandwiches.

737
00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:14,760
Speaker 23: N box show one double mm who needs Broadcasting Awards.

738
00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:17,520
Speaker 4: I like the sounded by a voice of Ale when

739
00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:21,680
Speaker 4: you've won World Sexist and five years.

740
00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:22,040
Speaker 11: In a row.

741
00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:26,640
Speaker 5: One seven double mma.

742
00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:30,360
Speaker 3: Did you see the rapper who shot? He went into

743
00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:32,120
Speaker 3: his pocket and his gun was in there. He's doing

744
00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:34,120
Speaker 3: a podcast. Did you see this? My buddy said it

745
00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:37,880
Speaker 3: to me, so good, Oh God, and nobody got hurt.

746
00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:41,040
Speaker 3: It would have been way better if someone had been shot,

747
00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:41,560
Speaker 3: by the way.

748
00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:44,360
Speaker 2: Okay, he get hurt now, okay, just went off.

749
00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:47,440
Speaker 3: So Mike D is a he's an og boy from Houston,

750
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:51,840
Speaker 3: old rapper who like everyone else on the planet who

751
00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:56,920
Speaker 3: draws breath, has a podcast. And his fellow h town rapper,

752
00:31:56,960 --> 00:32:00,680
Speaker 3: Too Low, younger man, was his guest, and they're sitting

753
00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:03,600
Speaker 3: there talking one on one with Mike D.

754
00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:06,680
Speaker 2: Miked he's a well known guy.

755
00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:09,200
Speaker 3: There in Houston in the rap community, and Too Low

756
00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:12,000
Speaker 3: they're just in there chatting, and Too Low he's got

757
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:17,360
Speaker 3: a gun in his pocket like you do, and uh,

758
00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:20,440
Speaker 3: he just reaches into his pocket like he's you know,

759
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:24,960
Speaker 3: trying to separate his nutsack from the inside of his thigh,

760
00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:28,520
Speaker 3: and the gun goes off. You can see the muzzleflash

761
00:32:28,640 --> 00:32:31,920
Speaker 3: through his pants and everyone's surprised, but no one's hurt.

762
00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:36,920
Speaker 2: And choices we got in life, those were your choices.

763
00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:44,480
Speaker 5: Somebody got shot?

764
00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:53,600
Speaker 3: Now, Dang, BROI there's like a chihuahua walking around. You know,

765
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:59,160
Speaker 3: I just love what. I love this dumbfounded look on

766
00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:02,480
Speaker 3: his face. You have a gun in your pocket, and

767
00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:03,160
Speaker 3: you know.

768
00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:05,840
Speaker 2: I love that. Mike d is so relaxed. He's like,

769
00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:07,760
Speaker 2: who shot who? Yes, that's what I'm saying.

770
00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:11,080
Speaker 3: Somebody gets shut. This guy is a true og. He

771
00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:12,960
Speaker 3: doesn't hit the deck when a gun goes off.

772
00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:15,840
Speaker 2: No, He's just like, Okay, this is Houston. Who shot who? Yeah?

773
00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:18,400
Speaker 2: Somebody gets shut? Yep, Like that old Aretha song.

774
00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:28,800
Speaker 21: It's the best what I want with my da Bigga

775
00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:29,480
Speaker 21: shot me.

776
00:33:30,320 --> 00:33:33,280
Speaker 3: He just goes back into the promo in the show, hey,

777
00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:35,280
Speaker 3: because in his brain he goes, oh, I just got

778
00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:38,280
Speaker 3: my clip. I got my viral clip for this podcast

779
00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:42,400
Speaker 3: that probably nobody outside of Houston knows. And now everybody

780
00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:44,440
Speaker 3: is looking at this today. Oh, now, do you wonder

781
00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:45,080
Speaker 3: if it's fake?

782
00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:46,160
Speaker 2: Maybe? Oh?

783
00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:49,040
Speaker 3: I don't think so. Everybody looks surprised in this. It's

784
00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:52,240
Speaker 3: just a two shot. They're sitting there talking somewhere. Dude

785
00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:55,840
Speaker 3: reaches into his pocket, because it's a miracle nobody did

786
00:33:55,840 --> 00:34:01,160
Speaker 3: get shot, right, I mean his leg. You're just sitting

787
00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:03,680
Speaker 3: in a chair, so you reach into your pocket. If

788
00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:07,160
Speaker 3: he hadn't dropped his leg so that the round went

789
00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:09,880
Speaker 3: into the floor, yeah, it would have gone like parallel

790
00:34:09,920 --> 00:34:10,759
Speaker 3: to the floor.

791
00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:14,560
Speaker 2: And I don't know, hit somebody in choices we got

792
00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:16,400
Speaker 2: in life, those were your choices.

793
00:34:24,360 --> 00:34:28,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's so nonchalant about it. Mike d boy, what

794
00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:30,719
Speaker 4: make gunshots? You've had to have heard to have that

795
00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:36,120
Speaker 4: be your reaction. You know what, though, living here has

796
00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:42,680
Speaker 4: made me soft. But if you live people on the

797
00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:45,359
Speaker 4: east side probably will know. There's people who live in

798
00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:49,200
Speaker 4: the city of Cleveland. You know, you do get used

799
00:34:49,239 --> 00:34:53,520
Speaker 4: to hearing gunfire, and it never it gets to be

800
00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:55,880
Speaker 4: like a car alarm after a while. I mean, unless

801
00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:58,279
Speaker 4: it's right outside your window. You know, if there's people

802
00:34:58,320 --> 00:35:01,440
Speaker 4: getting rounds through their living room wall or whatever, that's

803
00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:04,120
Speaker 4: a whole other thing. You're listening in an apartment complex,

804
00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:06,239
Speaker 4: they'll still wake up in the middle of the night.

805
00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:10,719
Speaker 4: But you know, for people who live in neighborhoods that

806
00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:15,879
Speaker 4: are used to that, it's it's just like caps going off,

807
00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:19,120
Speaker 4: but in the room this guy that's what I'm saying.

808
00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:22,719
Speaker 2: He just looks on, Hey who got shot? Somebody gets shot? Yeah,

809
00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:24,480
Speaker 2: who got shot?

810
00:35:24,680 --> 00:35:26,440
Speaker 3: So I don't know how many people are listening to

811
00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:28,839
Speaker 3: one on one with Mike D there in Houston, but

812
00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:31,960
Speaker 3: a lot more people paying attention to it now, so

813
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:34,640
Speaker 3: at least they'll get a spike, right, people go, oh,

814
00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:39,200
Speaker 3: nobody got shot this week, and maybe this is probably

815
00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:41,280
Speaker 3: going to be good for too Low's streams.

816
00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:41,440
Speaker 18: Two.

817
00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:45,680
Speaker 2: Low is the rapper there who reached into his pocket.

818
00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:49,320
Speaker 2: And you know, so a little.

819
00:35:51,040 --> 00:35:55,920
Speaker 4: Listen, who among us has not who among us has

820
00:35:55,960 --> 00:36:00,200
Speaker 4: not been the victim of a little accidental discharge by

821
00:36:00,239 --> 00:36:02,760
Speaker 4: this guy another responsible gun owner.

822
00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:05,400
Speaker 2: But yeah, nobody got hurt.

823
00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:08,120
Speaker 4: Again. He would have been a way better story if

824
00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:10,400
Speaker 4: somebody had gotten shot fatally.

825
00:36:11,840 --> 00:36:14,680
Speaker 2: But that would have been the icing on the cake. Grazed.

826
00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:18,120
Speaker 2: You know, Mike D got shot or hit himself.

827
00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:19,759
Speaker 4: Well, that's what I'm saying.

828
00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:21,879
Speaker 3: Usually you got a gun in your pocket, it goes off,

829
00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:24,600
Speaker 3: you shoot yourself, right, he didn't even do that.

830
00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:27,440
Speaker 2: Blows the tail off the chihuahua.

831
00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:31,120
Speaker 3: That's why he's I think he's legit amazed that he's Okay,

832
00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:33,280
Speaker 3: everybody's in one piece.

833
00:36:33,680 --> 00:36:35,960
Speaker 2: Well, look on his face for sure, said he was surprised.

834
00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:42,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, and on the only Jimmy I need is buffet.

835
00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:49,600
Speaker 8: Dismissed, take away his text card. Yeah, listen, do what

836
00:36:49,760 --> 00:36:50,759
Speaker 8: a lot of people do.

837
00:36:51,160 --> 00:36:54,879
Speaker 4: Hide that gun in your butt.

838
00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:56,840
Speaker 2: It looks a little bigger than that. But you know,

839
00:36:56,960 --> 00:36:59,320
Speaker 2: I was like the a lot of people.

840
00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:03,040
Speaker 3: There are certain things that people enjoy at the beginning

841
00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:05,839
Speaker 3: of the year. What I always wait for is the

842
00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:08,960
Speaker 3: annual report from the previous year that comes out in

843
00:37:09,080 --> 00:37:13,239
Speaker 3: January from the US Consumer Product Safety Commission about the

844
00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:18,360
Speaker 3: things that were retrieved from people's rectums the year prior.

845
00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:22,719
Speaker 3: There is a database that the CPSC keeps of emergency

846
00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:28,680
Speaker 3: room visits, and you go, well, Alan, we've all been

847
00:37:28,719 --> 00:37:32,160
Speaker 3: privy to things in people's rectums for a long long time.

848
00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:35,920
Speaker 2: I will see your nether regions and I will raise you.

849
00:37:37,719 --> 00:37:41,759
Speaker 3: They also keep database of things stuck in people's penises

850
00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:49,480
Speaker 3: and vaginas. So if you're so cool that the rectum

851
00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:53,080
Speaker 3: stuff doesn't do it for you anymore, how do you

852
00:37:53,080 --> 00:37:57,640
Speaker 3: feel about things getting stuck all over the place? So yes,

853
00:37:57,800 --> 00:38:00,719
Speaker 3: while everybody else is like New Year, New me can't

854
00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:03,000
Speaker 3: wait to do this and this and this. You boy

855
00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:05,720
Speaker 3: ac over here is waiting for that Consumer Product Safety

856
00:38:05,719 --> 00:38:09,920
Speaker 3: commissioned database report of things that got stuck in people's butts,

857
00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:15,640
Speaker 3: because that's all I'm concerned with, butts in penises and vaginas.

858
00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:18,880
Speaker 2: A memoir by Alan conn Well.

859
00:38:18,719 --> 00:38:20,000
Speaker 4: Listen, they have the.

860
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:24,320
Speaker 3: This isn't something that they release as a public service.

861
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:27,360
Speaker 3: I guess it's just more of kind of a salacious

862
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:30,160
Speaker 3: report that comes out. And there are people who compile

863
00:38:30,239 --> 00:38:37,080
Speaker 3: these things, obviously emergency room technicians and things. So I've

864
00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:39,160
Speaker 3: got a list for each. You tell me where you

865
00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:42,759
Speaker 3: want to start. I mean, rectum is an oldie, but goody.

866
00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:44,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're used to that. Let's start there.

867
00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:49,840
Speaker 3: We'll start with rectum. Patient states Again, these are just

868
00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:54,200
Speaker 3: transcribed from the medical reports. Patient states that he and

869
00:38:54,239 --> 00:38:57,480
Speaker 3: his wife quote got carried away and a portion of

870
00:38:57,520 --> 00:39:01,760
Speaker 3: a plastic screwdriver handle is in his rectum.

871
00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:07,600
Speaker 2: Okay, a portion. Where's the rest of it sticking out?

872
00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:08,799
Speaker 2: I don't know.

873
00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:15,520
Speaker 3: You thought I Kia was complicated before? Wow, w here's

874
00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:18,640
Speaker 3: my Alan Ranch. Yeah, but was it a flathead or

875
00:39:18,640 --> 00:39:24,840
Speaker 3: a phillips? They're really leaving out pertinent information. A xylophone

876
00:39:24,920 --> 00:39:28,160
Speaker 3: mallet doesn't say which end. I would probably know which end.

877
00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:33,520
Speaker 3: A twelve inch ratchet extender. Patient quote doesn't know why

878
00:39:33,560 --> 00:39:39,560
Speaker 3: it's in there. Yeah, that's ratchet, all right, cylindrical wooden block.

879
00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:44,720
Speaker 3: You want to impress me, Go for the square cooking spray.

880
00:39:45,520 --> 00:39:46,720
Speaker 3: I assume they mean the can.

881
00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:50,400
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Patient quote.

882
00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:54,160
Speaker 3: Patient states that she believes she has a vibrator in

883
00:39:54,239 --> 00:39:59,640
Speaker 3: either her rectum or vagina. She wasn't sure which, right.

884
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:02,279
Speaker 4: I assume that would feel different. No, why does it

885
00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:03,240
Speaker 4: have to be either?

886
00:40:03,719 --> 00:40:10,960
Speaker 3: Let's do both, Come on, ladies, and then your shampoo bottle,

887
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:13,960
Speaker 3: lotion bottle, can of deodorant, plastic bottle.

888
00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:17,600
Speaker 4: With the bottom cut off. You also think that cooking

889
00:40:17,640 --> 00:40:19,600
Speaker 4: spray would just kind of come out easily. It's like

890
00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:20,240
Speaker 4: a glide.

891
00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:23,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, you'd certainly think. So just went in sprayed it

892
00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:25,080
Speaker 2: once and then yeah, what.

893
00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:29,720
Speaker 4: Is that PAM coconut oil? Ankle.

894
00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:33,719
Speaker 3: These are quotes from these medical reports. Ankle, abdominal and

895
00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:38,120
Speaker 3: neck pain after jumping off a second floor balcony. Foreign

896
00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:39,360
Speaker 3: body in a rectum.

897
00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:42,600
Speaker 2: Didn't say what it? Well, like a bag at I

898
00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:43,480
Speaker 2: didn't say what it was.

899
00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:50,800
Speaker 4: Broomstick eighteen inch dil do dildo from four days ago.

900
00:40:51,880 --> 00:40:53,640
Speaker 2: Oh, boy, it's a long time to be holding that

901
00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:54,560
Speaker 2: thing in. Yeah.

902
00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:57,200
Speaker 4: You know that guy was just like, come on, son

903
00:40:57,200 --> 00:40:58,560
Speaker 4: of a bitch, just come out. I don't want to

904
00:40:58,600 --> 00:41:02,040
Speaker 4: go to the doctor. Days before he finally went yeah,

905
00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:04,000
Speaker 4: there's probably a lot of please please please please please

906
00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:05,080
Speaker 4: please please please please.

907
00:41:05,719 --> 00:41:10,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, And then, of course, a variety of batteries shoved

908
00:41:10,680 --> 00:41:14,800
Speaker 3: a bag containing twenty hydroxazine pills into his rectum. For

909
00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:22,360
Speaker 3: quote Street Cred. Patient quote tried to remove poop with

910
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:27,080
Speaker 3: a pen a few days ago, lost pen in rectum,

911
00:41:27,640 --> 00:41:28,200
Speaker 3: swallowed it.

912
00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:34,440
Speaker 2: Tried to remove poop. Fix your diet.

913
00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:40,239
Speaker 3: It's not supposed to be like concrete scrub brush has

914
00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:43,520
Speaker 3: a plastic baby bottle up there, states she and her

915
00:41:43,520 --> 00:41:48,799
Speaker 3: male partner. Quote getting kinky wire, hangar about that? From

916
00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:50,280
Speaker 3: the Joan Crawford collection.

917
00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:56,040
Speaker 4: Patient states he tripped in the shower and fell backwards

918
00:41:56,120 --> 00:41:57,400
Speaker 4: and say it with me.

919
00:41:57,920 --> 00:42:05,399
Speaker 3: Landed on a shampoop bottle million one shot doc. See

920
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:09,719
Speaker 3: Lee Jerry is up there. Patient states slipped and fell

921
00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:13,000
Speaker 3: in the bathtub, landing on a shark toy. Boy, there's

922
00:42:13,040 --> 00:42:16,000
Speaker 3: so many slips and falls in the I've never once

923
00:42:16,640 --> 00:42:21,160
Speaker 3: slipped in the shower and fallen onto something because you'd

924
00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:23,120
Speaker 3: have to slip in the shower and fall with your

925
00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:29,279
Speaker 3: legs in front of you, straight backs, straight down. Have

926
00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:32,120
Speaker 3: you had your fill of rerectum? I can move on

927
00:42:32,160 --> 00:42:33,360
Speaker 3: to penis or vagina.

928
00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:36,040
Speaker 4: Oh you gotta save the penis for last, I think,

929
00:42:36,040 --> 00:42:37,640
Speaker 4: because hopefully you'll run out of time and not talk

930
00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:38,000
Speaker 4: about that.

931
00:42:38,080 --> 00:42:42,480
Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, Patient reports, I just gotten married presence with

932
00:42:42,600 --> 00:42:47,680
Speaker 3: a sex toy stuck in rectum. Darts plastic lemon still

933
00:42:47,680 --> 00:42:50,120
Speaker 3: erect them. Yeah, motorized tire pump.

934
00:42:51,640 --> 00:42:55,279
Speaker 4: How m M A motorized tie you know what that

935
00:42:55,320 --> 00:42:58,560
Speaker 4: And that's like those air compressors and was inflated for

936
00:42:58,640 --> 00:43:01,400
Speaker 4: a duration of approximately five minutes. That can kill you,

937
00:43:01,440 --> 00:43:01,759
Speaker 4: by the way.

938
00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:06,000
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah. Broken light bulb.

939
00:43:06,680 --> 00:43:10,359
Speaker 3: I bet a one broken when it went in, took

940
00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:13,080
Speaker 3: vibrator out, noticed battery had fallen out.

941
00:43:13,440 --> 00:43:15,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's why you put the front in, not the

942
00:43:15,320 --> 00:43:15,719
Speaker 4: back end.

943
00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:22,040
Speaker 3: I mean, who are all you rookies doing this stuff?

944
00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:25,239
Speaker 3: If you like the ass play, I mean, there's better

945
00:43:25,239 --> 00:43:30,560
Speaker 3: ways to uh, vagina, plastic triceratops, bobby pin shot glass.

946
00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:36,680
Speaker 3: Patient reports partner was wearing an enhancement apparatus that became

947
00:43:36,719 --> 00:43:40,799
Speaker 3: stuck following intercourse. Maybe one of them vibrate and sea

948
00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:44,960
Speaker 3: rings or something. Spork, whoa, how about that?

949
00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:46,759
Speaker 4: Ladies?

950
00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:48,480
Speaker 2: If you get a spork up there.

951
00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:50,440
Speaker 4: You know they were fishing for something too. Like that

952
00:43:50,560 --> 00:43:52,239
Speaker 4: wasn't like they didn't just say, hey, let's put this

953
00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:53,960
Speaker 4: in there. They were like, let's use this to get

954
00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:56,400
Speaker 4: something out of there. Yeah, it's like a rubber like

955
00:43:56,520 --> 00:43:59,160
Speaker 4: something had to have. That was a retrieval tool. That's

956
00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:01,440
Speaker 4: what happens when you get horny, after you've housed the

957
00:44:01,440 --> 00:44:03,160
Speaker 4: whole thing of KFC coleslaw.

958
00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:06,680
Speaker 2: What do you got near us? Honey work?

959
00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:09,480
Speaker 4: I just finished the mashed potatoes.

960
00:44:12,840 --> 00:44:15,080
Speaker 2: Maybe desperate to start digging with a sport.

961
00:44:14,840 --> 00:44:21,280
Speaker 3: Boy, curling iron, dry erase marker, bag of soil. What well,

962
00:44:21,320 --> 00:44:23,560
Speaker 3: if you've got a green thumb, you've got a green

963
00:44:23,600 --> 00:44:29,399
Speaker 3: thumb bag of soil. Was rough housing with her hot

964
00:44:29,480 --> 00:44:32,480
Speaker 3: patient was rough housing with her husband, who lifted her

965
00:44:32,560 --> 00:44:36,600
Speaker 3: up and accidentally dropped her on a hot dog cooker.

966
00:44:37,719 --> 00:44:41,720
Speaker 4: Damn, that's what I call it, Like the spinney.

967
00:44:42,560 --> 00:44:43,000
Speaker 2: I don't know.

968
00:44:43,239 --> 00:44:46,800
Speaker 3: As he was bleeding, I gotta look up hot dog, candle, keys,

969
00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:55,440
Speaker 3: finger puppet, microchip, pencil, comma sideways. Wow, Oh my god,

970
00:44:55,719 --> 00:44:58,319
Speaker 3: that's a lady who's had a lot of kids. You

971
00:44:58,360 --> 00:45:01,399
Speaker 3: put a pencil in sideways. Maybe it's like golf pencil though, yeah, yeah,

972
00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:05,319
Speaker 3: yeah yeah, got a tykonder Rogan number two. The og

973
00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:06,880
Speaker 3: lead ones unsharpened.

974
00:45:08,520 --> 00:45:11,200
Speaker 2: Oh my god. All right, so I'll finish with penis.

975
00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:14,120
Speaker 3: I mean again, this is just this is transcription from

976
00:45:14,160 --> 00:45:17,640
Speaker 3: the database the US Consumer Product Safety Commission. I wait

977
00:45:17,719 --> 00:45:20,520
Speaker 3: all year for this, right, this is my late Christmas

978
00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:24,480
Speaker 3: present because they dropped this January one every year for

979
00:45:24,719 --> 00:45:28,879
Speaker 3: the data from twenty twenty four, the year prior.

980
00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:32,759
Speaker 2: I slipped and fell on a pencil with my penis.

981
00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:38,040
Speaker 3: I was playing golf. And some of these, obviously it

982
00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:42,040
Speaker 3: just they just record the item. Some of them they

983
00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:43,120
Speaker 3: record more detail.

984
00:45:43,640 --> 00:45:47,239
Speaker 4: Took a piece of plastic sorry, took a piece of

985
00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:52,600
Speaker 4: plastic coated paper from a milk container, Okay, rolled it tightly,

986
00:45:53,360 --> 00:45:56,880
Speaker 4: wrapped it with tape to the size of quote greater

987
00:45:57,000 --> 00:46:00,799
Speaker 4: than a crayon, and inserted it as far as he

988
00:46:00,840 --> 00:46:06,439
Speaker 4: could into his penis several hours ago, as far as

989
00:46:06,480 --> 00:46:06,920
Speaker 4: he could.

990
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:11,600
Speaker 2: Why why as far as he could? Oh my god?

991
00:46:12,239 --> 00:46:14,799
Speaker 4: Air pod.

992
00:46:17,280 --> 00:46:24,560
Speaker 2: Left or right? I love this song. Coffee Stirr.

993
00:46:26,080 --> 00:46:28,360
Speaker 3: None of these are going to make you feel great. Guys,

994
00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:31,960
Speaker 3: By the way, none of these are tapered, None of

995
00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:32,839
Speaker 3: them are, you know.

996
00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:35,879
Speaker 2: Nothing as bad as that freaking cram so far.

997
00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:42,120
Speaker 3: But I do still love these adventurers, these people who

998
00:46:42,160 --> 00:46:43,960
Speaker 3: are in a like I want to see what the

999
00:46:44,080 --> 00:46:48,400
Speaker 3: human body can withstand at great peril to myself. I

1000
00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:52,200
Speaker 3: have been so numbed by modern life, I have been

1001
00:46:52,239 --> 00:46:56,200
Speaker 3: so irretrievably hurt and broken by my fellow man that

1002
00:46:56,239 --> 00:47:00,719
Speaker 3: this is all I can do to feel something is

1003
00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:04,000
Speaker 3: to put the handle of a plastic spoon into my urethroat.

1004
00:47:04,120 --> 00:47:08,640
Speaker 2: Oh my good lord, man.

1005
00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:20,960
Speaker 4: Ring from power aid bottle. Oh Domino again charging cable thermometer?

1006
00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:23,719
Speaker 4: About that, well, I want to see how hot it

1007
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:27,360
Speaker 4: gut in there. Uh, when I'm with my lady, it

1008
00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:29,240
Speaker 4: feels like it's you know, two twelve.

1009
00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:30,800
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1010
00:47:30,840 --> 00:47:34,960
Speaker 3: So, I mean again, the og on these lists is

1011
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:38,160
Speaker 3: recked them. I mean, you know you're not gonna do.

1012
00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:40,000
Speaker 3: Nobody's gonna top rect them.

1013
00:47:40,080 --> 00:47:42,640
Speaker 4: I thought you were gonna go with like penal injuries,

1014
00:47:42,719 --> 00:47:45,880
Speaker 4: Like you know, something happened where you by accident. Somebody

1015
00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:48,840
Speaker 4: was on a job site and a nail got shot

1016
00:47:48,880 --> 00:47:49,480
Speaker 4: through their wiener.

1017
00:47:49,760 --> 00:47:52,279
Speaker 3: No, nothing like Guinness Book or World Records or anything

1018
00:47:52,320 --> 00:47:56,319
Speaker 3: like that. It's old variety on your own insertions.

1019
00:47:56,480 --> 00:47:58,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, uncompetable.

1020
00:47:58,239 --> 00:48:01,120
Speaker 2: You got that right. Your stuff was bad, dude, That

1021
00:48:01,640 --> 00:48:02,480
Speaker 2: your stuff's.

1022
00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:05,759
Speaker 3: Bad because rack, thumb, and vagina are obviously known to

1023
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:09,640
Speaker 3: be able to accommodate penis even if you don't have one.

1024
00:48:09,760 --> 00:48:13,560
Speaker 3: I mean you ladies or you people in transition. You

1025
00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:19,040
Speaker 3: know you're aware that is a very very minuscule aperture.

1026
00:48:19,120 --> 00:48:20,000
Speaker 2: No way around that.

1027
00:48:21,840 --> 00:48:27,760
Speaker 4: Perfume bottle okay, in the oh yeah, in the winner. Yeah,

1028
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:31,600
Speaker 4: rolled up magazine page. Now, I think the only saving

1029
00:48:31,640 --> 00:48:33,920
Speaker 4: grace here is, boy, magazines just aren't as thick as

1030
00:48:33,920 --> 00:48:35,840
Speaker 4: they used to be. You know, with the death of

1031
00:48:35,920 --> 00:48:40,120
Speaker 4: print advertising, there's probably never been a better time to

1032
00:48:40,200 --> 00:48:43,160
Speaker 4: put magazine pages in your wiener. It was the awkwadio

1033
00:48:43,719 --> 00:48:47,400
Speaker 4: sample yell, the.

1034
00:48:47,719 --> 00:48:49,080
Speaker 2: Paper clip wax straw.

1035
00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:52,319
Speaker 3: See, this is where the transition to paper straws really

1036
00:48:52,320 --> 00:48:59,239
Speaker 3: come in handy. Yeah, a lot going on there. Hey, Kurt, Hey,

1037
00:48:59,239 --> 00:49:00,960
Speaker 3: there Allen hate shoe, thanks man.

1038
00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:02,160
Speaker 12: With Back in the late nineties.

1039
00:49:02,360 --> 00:49:04,480
Speaker 22: Back in the late nineties, I worked at the People's

1040
00:49:04,480 --> 00:49:08,080
Speaker 22: play Nei Emurgency room and worked a lot of overnight

1041
00:49:08,120 --> 00:49:09,800
Speaker 22: shifts where we had a lot of weird stuff. And

1042
00:49:09,880 --> 00:49:12,120
Speaker 22: we had a guy come in one time who had

1043
00:49:12,280 --> 00:49:16,839
Speaker 22: four double A batteries, one in all in the row

1044
00:49:17,239 --> 00:49:18,080
Speaker 22: in his urethra.

1045
00:49:19,640 --> 00:49:20,719
Speaker 2: Didn't know how they got there.

1046
00:49:23,040 --> 00:49:24,360
Speaker 3: Did they have to open them up or were they

1047
00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:26,479
Speaker 3: able to like pinch it from the base and get them.

1048
00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:31,960
Speaker 22: Out they believe it or not, it could really stretch. Oh,

1049
00:49:32,040 --> 00:49:35,719
Speaker 22: they just dilated and took them out one at a time.

1050
00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:38,160
Speaker 3: You know how like when you wash your sweatpants and

1051
00:49:38,200 --> 00:49:41,160
Speaker 3: the rope gets caught in the waistband and you got

1052
00:49:41,640 --> 00:49:44,200
Speaker 3: and you got to you gotta inch worm.

1053
00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:45,760
Speaker 4: The not all the way to the hole again.

1054
00:49:47,040 --> 00:49:48,839
Speaker 22: Yell alta was litw man on the totem pole.

1055
00:49:48,880 --> 00:49:50,880
Speaker 4: So I was not about the help of that situation.

1056
00:49:51,560 --> 00:49:53,719
Speaker 3: I bet you were never happier to be low man

1057
00:49:53,760 --> 00:49:55,520
Speaker 3: in the totem pole. He's like, I don't want to

1058
00:49:55,560 --> 00:49:57,359
Speaker 3: be high man on this totem pole.

1059
00:49:57,680 --> 00:49:59,480
Speaker 4: You know it would suck to is imagine you're the

1060
00:49:59,480 --> 00:50:01,520
Speaker 4: guy that actually it goes to the hospital, right, you

1061
00:50:01,600 --> 00:50:03,719
Speaker 4: got the four double A batteries in your penis. You

1062
00:50:03,760 --> 00:50:05,680
Speaker 4: get there and you say, I have no idea how

1063
00:50:05,719 --> 00:50:08,600
Speaker 4: this happened. Hey, you're serious. Like, say you passed that

1064
00:50:08,600 --> 00:50:10,720
Speaker 4: out a party and someone shoved four double A batteries

1065
00:50:10,719 --> 00:50:11,280
Speaker 4: in your pecker.

1066
00:50:11,440 --> 00:50:13,440
Speaker 2: You have to go to school, to go to the hospital.

1067
00:50:14,080 --> 00:50:17,479
Speaker 4: You're being as here as ever, and people are like, oh, yeah, sure,

1068
00:50:17,520 --> 00:50:18,000
Speaker 4: you don't.

1069
00:50:17,800 --> 00:50:18,400
Speaker 11: Know what happened.

1070
00:50:19,360 --> 00:50:21,080
Speaker 22: Maybe he was trying to do a magic trick and

1071
00:50:21,239 --> 00:50:22,560
Speaker 22: you'll see him light bulb, light.

1072
00:50:22,560 --> 00:50:25,440
Speaker 2: Up, you know, yeah, I don't know. Well you lived

1073
00:50:25,560 --> 00:50:26,880
Speaker 2: to literally tell the tale.

1074
00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:27,080
Speaker 3: Man.

1075
00:50:28,719 --> 00:50:33,080
Speaker 4: All right, thank you, Kurt. Everyone all right, I have

1076
00:50:33,120 --> 00:50:35,959
Speaker 4: no idea how that got there. Most common ants are.

1077
00:50:35,880 --> 00:50:39,400
Speaker 3: Given million to one shot.

1078
00:50:39,480 --> 00:50:39,760
Speaker 9: Doc.

1079
00:50:39,840 --> 00:50:41,279
Speaker 2: It was a million to one.

1080
00:50:42,360 --> 00:50:44,399
Speaker 4: I fell forward onto a pen.

1081
00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:50,480
Speaker 3: It just happened to line up standing up on the ground. Yeah,

1082
00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:55,040
Speaker 3: all right, well good well, it's a fun little cautionary tale.

1083
00:50:55,080 --> 00:50:57,879
Speaker 3: I think you ladies are in a whole other thing,

1084
00:50:57,920 --> 00:50:59,759
Speaker 3: because I mean, if you can do kids, you can

1085
00:50:59,840 --> 00:51:00,480
Speaker 3: all stuff.

1086
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:06,120
Speaker 2: You know what, you can accommodate. Now.

1087
00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:08,160
Speaker 3: And I had one of those one in a million

1088
00:51:08,280 --> 00:51:13,319
Speaker 3: shots happened to me. I was at my computer and

1089
00:51:13,360 --> 00:51:15,799
Speaker 3: my cat went to jump on my lap. All right,

1090
00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:20,400
Speaker 3: strike one, but I scooped my chair back at the

1091
00:51:20,440 --> 00:51:26,600
Speaker 3: same time. Somehow her back claw went through my pants

1092
00:51:27,440 --> 00:51:29,719
Speaker 3: and into the tip.

1093
00:51:30,400 --> 00:51:34,840
Speaker 2: Of my penis. Oh my god.

1094
00:51:34,840 --> 00:51:39,560
Speaker 3: Again reason number four and seventy two that cats don't

1095
00:51:39,560 --> 00:51:45,560
Speaker 3: belong cohabiting with humans. My dog has never jumped up

1096
00:51:45,600 --> 00:51:48,280
Speaker 3: on my lap and accidentally.

1097
00:51:50,360 --> 00:51:52,120
Speaker 2: Lacerated my urethra.

1098
00:51:52,880 --> 00:51:53,400
Speaker 3: Not yet.

1099
00:51:54,440 --> 00:51:55,759
Speaker 4: No, the worst you're gonna get with the dogs, they

1100
00:51:55,840 --> 00:51:58,640
Speaker 4: just get hitting the nuts. Look, that happens all the time, right.

1101
00:51:59,120 --> 00:52:00,480
Speaker 3: Or she tries to lick me when I got out

1102
00:52:00,480 --> 00:52:02,920
Speaker 3: of the shower yep, and after five minutes I go

1103
00:52:03,040 --> 00:52:03,400
Speaker 3: stop that.

1104
00:52:04,680 --> 00:52:05,319
Speaker 4: Well, that is a.

1105
00:52:05,400 --> 00:52:11,839
Speaker 5: One in a million. The nail The ellen Cock Show

1106
00:52:12,239 --> 00:52:18,560
Speaker 5: on one hundred The ellen Cock Show.

1107
00:52:18,680 --> 00:52:21,600
Speaker 21: Podcast anytime on our Eye Guard Radio app.

1108
00:52:22,120 --> 00:52:23,919
Speaker 4: What's a podcast like a TV show?

1109
00:52:23,960 --> 00:52:24,840
Speaker 2: Looks at the pictures.

1110
00:52:24,840 --> 00:52:28,279
Speaker 9: Maybe that's called radio, but you're describing as radio and.

1111
00:52:28,440 --> 00:52:32,520
Speaker 24: Live on the radio week day afternoons one hundred points.

1112
00:52:32,280 --> 00:52:32,600
Speaker 11: Said.

1113
00:52:34,200 --> 00:52:35,959
Speaker 3: Texas Allen, I don't care if you have to beat

1114
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:37,800
Speaker 3: Donnie with a chair, make him spill it them on

1115
00:52:37,840 --> 00:52:40,359
Speaker 3: the edge of my seat. Here, Look at all these

1116
00:52:40,360 --> 00:52:43,600
Speaker 3: people interested in your weekend goings on, Donnie.

1117
00:52:44,640 --> 00:52:47,600
Speaker 2: So we we we've been taking bets on what it is.

1118
00:52:48,200 --> 00:52:50,520
Speaker 4: I think the consensus is that you've got a body

1119
00:52:50,520 --> 00:52:51,960
Speaker 4: in your trunk and you don't know what to do

1120
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:52,200
Speaker 4: with it?

1121
00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:53,480
Speaker 2: Is that true?

1122
00:52:53,800 --> 00:52:55,960
Speaker 3: That's not I don't have a dead body in my trunk.

1123
00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:59,560
Speaker 3: I didn't say. We didn't say dead, We said you

1124
00:52:59,600 --> 00:53:02,920
Speaker 3: have a in your trunk. That was oddly specific. M

1125
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:09,640
Speaker 3: So what happened this weekend that you're so reluctant to discuss?

1126
00:53:10,360 --> 00:53:12,840
Speaker 3: It was just that got in the way of your

1127
00:53:13,040 --> 00:53:14,440
Speaker 3: Allen Cox Show duties.

1128
00:53:15,239 --> 00:53:16,360
Speaker 4: All right, Well.

1129
00:53:18,719 --> 00:53:19,800
Speaker 2: That's another word for poop.

1130
00:53:20,760 --> 00:53:25,680
Speaker 3: It really is, and a good one too. Okay, what happened, Donnie?

1131
00:53:25,800 --> 00:53:27,040
Speaker 3: I don't even know where to start?

1132
00:53:27,280 --> 00:53:32,839
Speaker 4: Start at the beginning, very beginning, went to My whole

1133
00:53:32,880 --> 00:53:36,240
Speaker 4: intention was to go to liquids or liquid liquid.

1134
00:53:36,600 --> 00:53:40,520
Speaker 2: Yes, please call it liquids.

1135
00:53:40,760 --> 00:53:43,480
Speaker 4: Well they technically they sell a lot of them, so yeah,

1136
00:53:43,560 --> 00:53:44,719
Speaker 4: you can call it liquids.

1137
00:53:45,800 --> 00:53:46,000
Speaker 21: Well.

1138
00:53:46,160 --> 00:53:46,640
Speaker 2: I had the.

1139
00:53:46,640 --> 00:53:49,759
Speaker 3: Whole intention to just go there with two friends, to

1140
00:53:49,880 --> 00:53:51,799
Speaker 3: just do West six Street drunk chicks. It was like

1141
00:53:51,840 --> 00:53:53,600
Speaker 3: cool rovers release party, going to be a lot of

1142
00:53:53,640 --> 00:53:59,040
Speaker 3: drunk people went there, right made over. Chris took, Chris Tyler,

1143
00:53:59,080 --> 00:54:01,840
Speaker 3: our boss, our program director, yep, went there, and I

1144
00:54:01,880 --> 00:54:03,840
Speaker 3: took one year that the shot you showed me, what

1145
00:54:03,840 --> 00:54:04,279
Speaker 3: do you call it?

1146
00:54:04,280 --> 00:54:06,680
Speaker 2: The Dublin with the Jamison and the pickle juice.

1147
00:54:06,760 --> 00:54:10,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, yep, did that and then me, Miles and Deshaun

1148
00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:13,879
Speaker 3: and Chris took another shot and then uh, I ended

1149
00:54:13,960 --> 00:54:16,000
Speaker 3: up helping out with the event. Chris has put me

1150
00:54:16,719 --> 00:54:19,279
Speaker 3: right next to calendar girls and like help you know,

1151
00:54:19,360 --> 00:54:20,120
Speaker 3: push people through.

1152
00:54:20,239 --> 00:54:22,680
Speaker 2: Oh you got kind of uh deputized.

1153
00:54:23,400 --> 00:54:25,480
Speaker 3: I got with the events. So I interviews.

1154
00:54:26,080 --> 00:54:27,719
Speaker 2: Why didn't you tell him I'm down here to do

1155
00:54:27,760 --> 00:54:28,480
Speaker 2: something for Allan?

1156
00:54:28,960 --> 00:54:32,560
Speaker 3: I did and Chris said, what, Oh nice, you know,

1157
00:54:32,640 --> 00:54:34,239
Speaker 3: he was like, oh that's cool, and then we just

1158
00:54:34,280 --> 00:54:35,879
Speaker 3: started hanging out. Was like, hey, I need you up front.

1159
00:54:35,960 --> 00:54:38,160
Speaker 3: Caitlyn actually came and got me from promotion. But why

1160
00:54:38,160 --> 00:54:38,880
Speaker 3: didn't you tell him?

1161
00:54:38,920 --> 00:54:39,320
Speaker 2: I can't.

1162
00:54:39,400 --> 00:54:42,360
Speaker 3: I'm I'm gonna be talking to drunk girls for Alan.

1163
00:54:42,840 --> 00:54:45,480
Speaker 3: That had actually didn't cross my mind. I was like,

1164
00:54:45,520 --> 00:54:46,399
Speaker 3: oh cool, Yeah, he.

1165
00:54:46,440 --> 00:54:48,319
Speaker 2: Was like, I get to help with the calendar girl?

1166
00:54:48,600 --> 00:54:49,439
Speaker 4: Sure for real?

1167
00:54:50,239 --> 00:54:54,800
Speaker 2: The story about that, Oh my gosh. All right, okay,

1168
00:54:54,800 --> 00:54:56,560
Speaker 2: so you're there, so you've agreed to help.

1169
00:54:56,560 --> 00:54:59,600
Speaker 4: It's all about priorities in life, Donnie name My priorities

1170
00:54:59,640 --> 00:55:00,319
Speaker 4: are all that's to.

1171
00:55:01,960 --> 00:55:04,600
Speaker 3: So then what happened? So you got dragged into help

1172
00:55:04,600 --> 00:55:06,719
Speaker 3: out with the calendar girls? Yeah, which is pretty cool.

1173
00:55:06,840 --> 00:55:09,520
Speaker 3: Kicking and screaming. I'm sure Chris really had to twist

1174
00:55:09,520 --> 00:55:11,239
Speaker 3: your arm to give it a couple of drinks. Yeah,

1175
00:55:11,320 --> 00:55:14,719
Speaker 3: I need you to butt wax, Miss July. I would

1176
00:55:14,760 --> 00:55:18,239
Speaker 3: have done it. So then what happened? Well, no, it's

1177
00:55:18,239 --> 00:55:20,640
Speaker 3: funny brought up Miss July. That was the that's that's

1178
00:55:20,640 --> 00:55:23,040
Speaker 3: a story. But just hanging out and heild it.

1179
00:55:23,640 --> 00:55:25,839
Speaker 4: Have you those you know, just what time of night

1180
00:55:25,920 --> 00:55:29,000
Speaker 4: is this early in the evening, probably like nine, because

1181
00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:30,880
Speaker 4: the thing that happens to those calendar signings is everybody

1182
00:55:30,880 --> 00:55:32,640
Speaker 4: comes to get the calendar signed and then they bolt.

1183
00:55:33,280 --> 00:55:36,279
Speaker 2: Nobody bolted, okay, but.

1184
00:55:36,440 --> 00:55:38,520
Speaker 3: We were there, you know, hanging out and then uh

1185
00:55:39,960 --> 00:55:42,680
Speaker 3: started talking to some of the calendar girls. Burnt one

1186
00:55:42,680 --> 00:55:46,759
Speaker 3: of those bridges. What do you mean burnt the bridge? Well,

1187
00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:48,680
Speaker 3: Miss July was the one that I really liked. I

1188
00:55:48,719 --> 00:55:51,040
Speaker 3: was talking with her. What did she look like? I

1189
00:55:51,080 --> 00:55:55,960
Speaker 3: haven't seen this year's calendar? Redhead tattoos? Okay, good? But

1190
00:55:56,120 --> 00:55:59,319
Speaker 3: uh like doing that and uh that was before we

1191
00:55:59,400 --> 00:56:02,640
Speaker 3: got on the bus to go to where stripper Scott's

1192
00:56:02,640 --> 00:56:05,160
Speaker 3: talking about the strip club, right, yeah, and we were

1193
00:56:05,440 --> 00:56:07,719
Speaker 3: did that. So you're putting the moves on the red head. Yeah,

1194
00:56:07,719 --> 00:56:11,480
Speaker 3: but that failed? How come? I don't know, it's just

1195
00:56:11,520 --> 00:56:16,160
Speaker 3: probably you know, every guy knows. What was the misstep?

1196
00:56:17,320 --> 00:56:21,880
Speaker 3: What did you say that her face changed? You know,

1197
00:56:22,120 --> 00:56:24,480
Speaker 3: we we were sharing a cigarette.

1198
00:56:25,160 --> 00:56:26,359
Speaker 14: Were you lip banging her?

1199
00:56:26,719 --> 00:56:26,879
Speaker 21: No?

1200
00:56:26,960 --> 00:56:29,320
Speaker 3: I would okay, well we were sharing a cigarette.

1201
00:56:30,480 --> 00:56:31,719
Speaker 10: Uh and uh.

1202
00:56:31,880 --> 00:56:34,200
Speaker 3: I told her. I was like, before we go, can

1203
00:56:34,200 --> 00:56:35,839
Speaker 3: I think this might have creeped her out a little bit?

1204
00:56:36,080 --> 00:56:37,759
Speaker 3: I was like, before we go, can you kiss me

1205
00:56:37,800 --> 00:56:40,120
Speaker 3: on the lips? And then after that she threw the

1206
00:56:40,120 --> 00:56:45,200
Speaker 3: cigarette away and got in the bush. Yeah, hey, can

1207
00:56:45,239 --> 00:56:48,279
Speaker 3: you kiss me on the lips? Why did you say that?

1208
00:56:48,719 --> 00:56:49,120
Speaker 2: I don't know.

1209
00:56:49,239 --> 00:56:50,799
Speaker 3: Is that a line that has worked for you in

1210
00:56:50,800 --> 00:56:53,960
Speaker 3: the past? No, dude, I am on like such a

1211
00:56:53,960 --> 00:56:56,160
Speaker 3: big dry spell. Like my last I was telling Erica

1212
00:56:56,200 --> 00:56:58,840
Speaker 3: this last week. My last real girlfriend was from like

1213
00:56:58,840 --> 00:56:59,520
Speaker 3: twenty ten.

1214
00:56:59,560 --> 00:57:01,000
Speaker 2: We're not talking about real girlfriends.

1215
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:03,080
Speaker 3: We're talking about getting the girl to go home with

1216
00:57:03,160 --> 00:57:05,719
Speaker 3: you or getting anything. And you could taking her in

1217
00:57:05,760 --> 00:57:08,200
Speaker 3: the alley and you know, lip banged her for five

1218
00:57:08,200 --> 00:57:10,319
Speaker 3: minutes for all you know, I haven't done that.

1219
00:57:10,480 --> 00:57:11,760
Speaker 2: You said you want to kiss me on the lips?

1220
00:57:11,800 --> 00:57:13,080
Speaker 2: And she went what she said?

1221
00:57:13,080 --> 00:57:13,200
Speaker 18: What?

1222
00:57:14,160 --> 00:57:16,520
Speaker 3: Nothing? She had a half a cigarette threw it down

1223
00:57:16,560 --> 00:57:18,920
Speaker 3: and my first immediate was like, did you just throw

1224
00:57:19,040 --> 00:57:19,560
Speaker 3: the cigarettes?

1225
00:57:19,720 --> 00:57:20,360
Speaker 2: She flicked the.

1226
00:57:20,400 --> 00:57:23,200
Speaker 3: Cherry in his eye and walked back inside. You can

1227
00:57:23,280 --> 00:57:26,280
Speaker 3: say goodbye to the south end of Miss July. Okay,

1228
00:57:26,320 --> 00:57:28,600
Speaker 3: So then you got on the bus. Yeah, but before that,

1229
00:57:28,720 --> 00:57:31,520
Speaker 3: I hadn't missed December's number. I guess I got it

1230
00:57:31,560 --> 00:57:33,160
Speaker 3: from and I woke up Saturday. I was like, oh,

1231
00:57:33,160 --> 00:57:33,840
Speaker 3: this is the redhead.

1232
00:57:33,880 --> 00:57:34,040
Speaker 4: Cool.

1233
00:57:34,040 --> 00:57:34,800
Speaker 2: I want to text her.

1234
00:57:34,880 --> 00:57:38,600
Speaker 3: So, just so I'm clear, you went down to do

1235
00:57:38,680 --> 00:57:41,760
Speaker 3: drunk West six girls. You go into the Rover thing,

1236
00:57:41,760 --> 00:57:44,440
Speaker 3: which is fine. You don't tell Chris Tyler, hey, I'm

1237
00:57:44,480 --> 00:57:46,200
Speaker 3: down here to do something for Alan's show.

1238
00:57:46,280 --> 00:57:46,320
Speaker 18: No.

1239
00:57:46,480 --> 00:57:48,439
Speaker 2: I did tell him and he said I don't care.

1240
00:57:48,960 --> 00:57:49,120
Speaker 4: No.

1241
00:57:49,240 --> 00:57:52,240
Speaker 3: He was just nonchalant about it, just like, oh, cool,

1242
00:57:52,240 --> 00:57:54,080
Speaker 3: you're doing that. Awesome. And then I want to go

1243
00:57:54,680 --> 00:57:58,000
Speaker 3: stood by Mountain Drew hanging out calendars. Right before I

1244
00:57:58,040 --> 00:57:59,800
Speaker 3: was going to go, you know, start interviewing, was still

1245
00:58:00,320 --> 00:58:02,320
Speaker 3: and then you went outside. When did you start interviewing

1246
00:58:02,360 --> 00:58:08,480
Speaker 3: people after? After the whole thing was almost like done,

1247
00:58:09,560 --> 00:58:11,920
Speaker 3: So you waited for everybody to be gone and then

1248
00:58:11,960 --> 00:58:14,040
Speaker 3: decide you'd start interviewing oka it was still people were

1249
00:58:14,080 --> 00:58:16,080
Speaker 3: still coming. It was just at eight thirty and nine.

1250
00:58:16,120 --> 00:58:17,880
Speaker 3: Nobody was drunk yet, so it was like, all right,

1251
00:58:17,880 --> 00:58:20,440
Speaker 3: I'm just going to help out early. I got you, understood,

1252
00:58:20,480 --> 00:58:21,040
Speaker 3: And then what.

1253
00:58:21,080 --> 00:58:24,000
Speaker 20: Time did you do the Philip Seymour Hoffman and Boogie

1254
00:58:24,040 --> 00:58:24,720
Speaker 20: Knight's move.

1255
00:58:27,640 --> 00:58:29,720
Speaker 3: Ten thirty eleven twelve?

1256
00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:32,120
Speaker 2: You mean where he tries to kiss it?

1257
00:58:32,200 --> 00:58:32,400
Speaker 17: Dude?

1258
00:58:32,440 --> 00:58:33,640
Speaker 2: Do you want to kiss me on the lips?

1259
00:58:34,440 --> 00:58:37,280
Speaker 4: Can I kiss you on the limp like that?

1260
00:58:38,400 --> 00:58:38,600
Speaker 7: Yeah?

1261
00:58:39,560 --> 00:58:39,800
Speaker 2: Okay?

1262
00:58:39,840 --> 00:58:40,480
Speaker 4: So yeah, I got you.

1263
00:58:40,560 --> 00:58:40,760
Speaker 2: Okay.

1264
00:58:40,800 --> 00:58:43,200
Speaker 3: So you're waiting for people to get drunk, gotcha? Yeah okay.

1265
00:58:43,240 --> 00:58:46,000
Speaker 3: And so then you get on the bus, yeah to

1266
00:58:46,040 --> 00:58:46,720
Speaker 3: the strip club.

1267
00:58:46,840 --> 00:58:47,360
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1268
00:58:47,560 --> 00:58:49,680
Speaker 3: This is the bus with Dieter and stripper Scott, Yeah,

1269
00:58:49,720 --> 00:58:52,880
Speaker 3: and Deshaun and some No, Deshaun drove separate okay because

1270
00:58:52,880 --> 00:58:54,720
Speaker 3: I it was the reason why.

1271
00:58:54,560 --> 00:58:56,520
Speaker 17: This is one of the like strip club buses that

1272
00:58:56,600 --> 00:58:58,320
Speaker 17: like roll through or is this okay?

1273
00:58:58,360 --> 00:58:59,840
Speaker 3: By the way, I'm being told here that miss July

1274
00:58:59,840 --> 00:59:01,680
Speaker 3: is married with a kid, So you probably ducked a

1275
00:59:01,680 --> 00:59:04,800
Speaker 3: bullet there. If that's true, I don't know. I mean,

1276
00:59:04,840 --> 00:59:06,640
Speaker 3: he's hot enough to where that wouldn't bother me.

1277
00:59:06,840 --> 00:59:10,080
Speaker 4: That wouldn't bother you how hot does somebody have to

1278
00:59:10,160 --> 00:59:13,560
Speaker 4: be before you don't care that they have a kid.

1279
00:59:13,600 --> 00:59:17,080
Speaker 20: The married thing is also another red flag there, buddy.

1280
00:59:17,040 --> 00:59:18,920
Speaker 3: Yeah that is. I hope to god that guy doesn't

1281
00:59:18,920 --> 00:59:22,240
Speaker 3: even now. I'm just again, I'm reading a text and

1282
00:59:22,280 --> 00:59:24,800
Speaker 3: don't necessarily mean it's true. You know, it could be

1283
00:59:24,840 --> 00:59:27,240
Speaker 3: somebody trying to throw her into the bus. So Donnie

1284
00:59:27,280 --> 00:59:29,360
Speaker 3: strikes me as a kind of guy. Or if he's like,

1285
00:59:29,520 --> 00:59:33,520
Speaker 3: you know, blipbanging some curl and she goes, you know,

1286
00:59:33,600 --> 00:59:37,240
Speaker 3: I'm married, he go, he in here, right.

1287
00:59:37,160 --> 00:59:37,680
Speaker 4: Yeah he is.

1288
00:59:37,720 --> 00:59:40,160
Speaker 3: Why do you let you go out by yourself? I've

1289
00:59:40,200 --> 00:59:44,560
Speaker 3: done that before. I actually ruined somebody's engagement. No, they

1290
00:59:44,680 --> 00:59:47,280
Speaker 3: ruined their engagement, Donnie, you didn't ruin their engagement. You're

1291
00:59:47,280 --> 00:59:47,760
Speaker 3: not married.

1292
00:59:48,640 --> 00:59:48,920
Speaker 2: Okay.

1293
00:59:48,960 --> 00:59:54,080
Speaker 4: So you got on the bus YEP and.

1294
00:59:52,600 --> 00:59:55,360
Speaker 3: And then we went to the uh to the strip

1295
00:59:55,400 --> 00:59:58,200
Speaker 3: club and it was pretty cool. You know what I'm saying.

1296
00:59:59,040 --> 01:00:06,400
Speaker 3: Got a this is oh man, it's getting was I

1297
01:00:06,440 --> 01:00:07,720
Speaker 3: getting blood from a rock?

1298
01:00:08,240 --> 01:00:08,479
Speaker 21: Oh?

1299
01:00:08,560 --> 01:00:12,160
Speaker 3: I love this, Donnie, Come on. I ended up not

1300
01:00:12,360 --> 01:00:18,760
Speaker 3: being able to use my debit card. Oh I thought

1301
01:00:18,800 --> 01:00:22,760
Speaker 3: you're gonna go with your penis, yeah, whiskey. Instead that

1302
01:00:22,760 --> 01:00:27,800
Speaker 3: that yeah, but it's just embarrassing.

1303
01:00:28,600 --> 01:00:28,800
Speaker 18: Alan.

1304
01:00:28,920 --> 01:00:30,960
Speaker 4: Somebody texted me, Alan, didn't you say last week that

1305
01:00:31,040 --> 01:00:33,760
Speaker 4: you didn't want Donnie to go unpunched and look, somebody

1306
01:00:33,800 --> 01:00:36,760
Speaker 4: punched him. I did say that. Oh I feel bad

1307
01:00:36,840 --> 01:00:41,640
Speaker 4: now a bigger phecy. Yeah right, I don't want any

1308
01:00:41,720 --> 01:00:42,680
Speaker 4: actual harm to come.

1309
01:00:42,800 --> 01:00:45,760
Speaker 2: So is the strip club? After you asked the questions.

1310
01:00:46,880 --> 01:00:51,080
Speaker 3: To be honest? Friday night? The only interview I actually

1311
01:00:51,120 --> 01:00:56,000
Speaker 3: had was with Charlie. That was the only that's the

1312
01:00:56,000 --> 01:01:00,400
Speaker 3: only person. So Charlie did all the questions on Friday. No,

1313
01:01:00,680 --> 01:01:03,720
Speaker 3: he asked like two questions then he left, and I

1314
01:01:03,760 --> 01:01:08,280
Speaker 3: asked something that I actually lost your tape recorder. Awesome,

1315
01:01:08,480 --> 01:01:10,640
Speaker 3: glad to hear, drive back up to Acron to go

1316
01:01:10,640 --> 01:01:12,600
Speaker 3: get it from a friend's house on Sunday.

1317
01:01:12,680 --> 01:01:16,760
Speaker 2: Good to hear. Well, that's only two hundred dollars tape recording.

1318
01:01:16,880 --> 01:01:19,520
Speaker 4: So why uh so where did you take these girls

1319
01:01:19,520 --> 01:01:23,919
Speaker 4: where it sounded like you were conducting a focus group outside.

1320
01:01:24,600 --> 01:01:26,440
Speaker 3: That wasn't outside. They were in a room. It's it

1321
01:01:26,520 --> 01:01:28,400
Speaker 3: was like a small echo there. Well, it was like

1322
01:01:28,480 --> 01:01:32,120
Speaker 3: a smoke scheck outside, a smoke shock. Okay, gotcha. So

1323
01:01:32,280 --> 01:01:37,479
Speaker 3: Friday night, your your debit card grows screwy. Yep, that's

1324
01:01:37,480 --> 01:01:40,080
Speaker 3: a whole that's a whole nother story, because that's embarrassing.

1325
01:01:40,480 --> 01:01:43,200
Speaker 2: Tell us, he said, what do you not want to

1326
01:01:43,240 --> 01:01:43,760
Speaker 2: talk about it?

1327
01:01:43,880 --> 01:01:44,640
Speaker 3: I'll talk about it.

1328
01:01:44,680 --> 01:01:48,040
Speaker 20: Yes, it's just you realize this happens to everyone. Like

1329
01:01:48,080 --> 01:01:51,360
Speaker 20: my debit card has been hacked and stolen like three

1330
01:01:51,440 --> 01:01:51,960
Speaker 20: or four times.

1331
01:01:51,920 --> 01:01:53,920
Speaker 2: Mind never, I've never had a problem with it.

1332
01:01:53,960 --> 01:01:57,360
Speaker 3: Well, I had some ridiculous charges on my account which

1333
01:01:57,400 --> 01:01:59,000
Speaker 3: made absolutely.

1334
01:01:58,560 --> 01:01:59,560
Speaker 2: Well that's how they find out.

1335
01:02:00,320 --> 01:02:02,480
Speaker 20: Yeah, but that's how they find out that that stold

1336
01:02:02,560 --> 01:02:05,960
Speaker 20: because someone tries to buy something for like five or

1337
01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:08,320
Speaker 20: six hundred dollars in a different part of the country

1338
01:02:08,360 --> 01:02:10,680
Speaker 20: and they go, well, he just made a purchase here today,

1339
01:02:10,920 --> 01:02:12,280
Speaker 20: I don't know how to make it buy this?

1340
01:02:12,520 --> 01:02:14,920
Speaker 3: Uh flat screen TV? You did you use your card

1341
01:02:14,920 --> 01:02:21,720
Speaker 3: of like Micula? No, Uh, Chris was getting everything, big spender.

1342
01:02:22,480 --> 01:02:25,440
Speaker 3: He's a baller over there, single dude, New City.

1343
01:02:25,600 --> 01:02:27,200
Speaker 2: So why did you get kicked out of this truck club?

1344
01:02:27,320 --> 01:02:27,800
Speaker 4: So did you?

1345
01:02:27,880 --> 01:02:31,120
Speaker 2: And uh? He got kicked out? You did? You said

1346
01:02:31,120 --> 01:02:32,040
Speaker 2: you would talk about it.

1347
01:02:32,160 --> 01:02:35,640
Speaker 3: Why'd you get kicked out because my debit card didn't

1348
01:02:35,680 --> 01:02:38,640
Speaker 3: go through? They're like they were told on my friends.

1349
01:02:39,560 --> 01:02:41,680
Speaker 3: You just probably get your friend out of here. I'm like, what,

1350
01:02:41,800 --> 01:02:44,280
Speaker 3: it's not my fault because your debit card didn't go through.

1351
01:02:44,640 --> 01:02:46,880
Speaker 2: What were we trying to pay for? Drinks?

1352
01:02:46,880 --> 01:02:50,640
Speaker 3: Are a dance or what champagne room? What was he

1353
01:02:50,640 --> 01:02:54,320
Speaker 3: trying to pay for a dance? Okay, to dance?

1354
01:02:54,400 --> 01:02:56,560
Speaker 2: How is he all worried? Okay? Fine? And what are

1355
01:02:56,560 --> 01:02:56,880
Speaker 2: those are?

1356
01:02:56,880 --> 01:02:57,680
Speaker 18: Pop? Uh?

1357
01:02:57,840 --> 01:03:00,400
Speaker 3: The first one I don't remember, but I was trying

1358
01:03:00,400 --> 01:03:03,200
Speaker 3: to get like one of those private dances or something. Yeah,

1359
01:03:03,440 --> 01:03:04,920
Speaker 3: that was like one hundred and fifty. It was like, oh, yeah,

1360
01:03:04,920 --> 01:03:08,520
Speaker 3: I'll pay that, you know, just Johnny going hard. I was,

1361
01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:12,160
Speaker 3: I'll pay just because I mean I need a girlfriend.

1362
01:03:12,160 --> 01:03:14,120
Speaker 3: I was like, cool, I mean kind of turn into

1363
01:03:14,120 --> 01:03:14,919
Speaker 3: stripper Scott first.

1364
01:03:15,320 --> 01:03:16,640
Speaker 2: You know, that's not how you get a girlfriend.

1365
01:03:17,240 --> 01:03:20,320
Speaker 20: That's but they hear, not your girlfriend if you pay

1366
01:03:20,360 --> 01:03:23,240
Speaker 20: one hundred and fifty dollars and grind on you and ride.

1367
01:03:23,520 --> 01:03:25,680
Speaker 4: When you realize that you will the one step ahead

1368
01:03:25,680 --> 01:03:28,720
Speaker 4: of stripper Scott by the way, Okay, so then your

1369
01:03:28,760 --> 01:03:31,240
Speaker 4: debit card doesn't go so you got the dance and

1370
01:03:31,280 --> 01:03:33,840
Speaker 4: then your card wasn't working, so they're pissed.

1371
01:03:33,840 --> 01:03:36,120
Speaker 17: So when you already got the dance and then went

1372
01:03:36,200 --> 01:03:37,000
Speaker 17: to go pay for it.

1373
01:03:37,200 --> 01:03:40,160
Speaker 3: Well, like the stupid mediocre dance, you know what I'm saying, Like.

1374
01:03:40,080 --> 01:03:43,840
Speaker 4: The no, I don't, I don't he got the kind

1375
01:03:43,880 --> 01:03:46,000
Speaker 4: of car, he got the kind of dance from a

1376
01:03:46,040 --> 01:03:48,960
Speaker 4: girl who probably figures your card's not.

1377
01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:49,600
Speaker 2: Going to swife.

1378
01:03:49,920 --> 01:03:51,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, so she gave you.

1379
01:03:51,320 --> 01:03:55,040
Speaker 4: Like she's dancing like she's got stomach cramps, you know,

1380
01:03:55,160 --> 01:03:56,680
Speaker 4: not like she's really trying to give.

1381
01:03:56,560 --> 01:03:59,640
Speaker 20: You a one complete rookie move to go to the

1382
01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:03,640
Speaker 20: strip club without having cash and have cash who.

1383
01:04:03,560 --> 01:04:04,920
Speaker 2: Runs their card at the strip?

1384
01:04:04,960 --> 01:04:10,040
Speaker 3: Thing is is when I was at Liquid, my card worked, right,

1385
01:04:10,280 --> 01:04:10,800
Speaker 3: it works?

1386
01:04:10,880 --> 01:04:11,040
Speaker 18: Yeah?

1387
01:04:11,080 --> 01:04:13,600
Speaker 3: Oh cool, you know everything's going great. My card's working.

1388
01:04:14,240 --> 01:04:20,280
Speaker 3: All of a sudden doesn't work. Okay, it's just okay.

1389
01:04:21,200 --> 01:04:23,560
Speaker 4: Did you and Chris Tyler Eiffel Tower, one of the

1390
01:04:23,600 --> 01:04:24,360
Speaker 4: calendar girls.

1391
01:04:24,680 --> 01:04:27,640
Speaker 2: No, but I did. Uh.

1392
01:04:27,960 --> 01:04:30,120
Speaker 3: I don't know if I told you. When I texted

1393
01:04:30,160 --> 01:04:34,600
Speaker 3: Miss December on Saturday, I was like, oh, you're the redhead, right,

1394
01:04:35,080 --> 01:04:38,320
Speaker 3: she says, no, I'm blonde, So that's completely yes.

1395
01:04:38,720 --> 01:04:41,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I want to do that. You're the redhead yep.

1396
01:04:41,760 --> 01:04:45,840
Speaker 2: Gotta keep your lady straight there. Yeah.

1397
01:04:46,040 --> 01:04:48,400
Speaker 3: No, there's just so much, so you should have grabbed

1398
01:04:48,400 --> 01:04:50,920
Speaker 3: the calendar so you could have visually referred to who

1399
01:04:50,920 --> 01:04:51,480
Speaker 3: the girl was.

1400
01:04:51,520 --> 01:04:53,880
Speaker 2: Hey, I really like have her sign her number on

1401
01:04:53,920 --> 01:04:56,320
Speaker 2: the calendar on her picture. I really like this.

1402
01:04:56,720 --> 01:05:01,040
Speaker 3: M Okay, So you and Chris Tyler were not trying

1403
01:05:01,080 --> 01:05:05,040
Speaker 3: to pick up on calendar girls, no, he assume is

1404
01:05:05,080 --> 01:05:08,120
Speaker 3: that true? That is true? That is very true. All right,

1405
01:05:08,840 --> 01:05:11,200
Speaker 3: but you were getting digits, So you were trying to

1406
01:05:11,200 --> 01:05:12,320
Speaker 3: pick up on calendar girls.

1407
01:05:12,360 --> 01:05:12,760
Speaker 2: I was.

1408
01:05:12,800 --> 01:05:15,160
Speaker 3: I was trying my hardest. Man, I struck out every

1409
01:05:15,400 --> 01:05:16,080
Speaker 3: single time.

1410
01:05:16,440 --> 01:05:20,360
Speaker 17: He's long forgotten about Drunk West six Chicks. Right, you

1411
01:05:20,400 --> 01:05:22,520
Speaker 17: made a conscious decision to forget about that.

1412
01:05:22,600 --> 01:05:24,800
Speaker 2: But at this point I don't even care, because this

1413
01:05:24,880 --> 01:05:27,840
Speaker 2: is better than when you got right. You forget about.

1414
01:05:27,600 --> 01:05:30,000
Speaker 3: This, your awesome lot lucked out.

1415
01:05:32,160 --> 01:05:34,960
Speaker 17: Okay, wait, but my question is, so you went back

1416
01:05:35,040 --> 01:05:38,400
Speaker 17: out on Saturday night to get more questions?

1417
01:05:38,840 --> 01:05:39,040
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1418
01:05:39,040 --> 01:05:40,320
Speaker 2: Because I tried to make it right.

1419
01:05:40,360 --> 01:05:42,680
Speaker 3: I tried. I tried, like, man, I really can't you.

1420
01:05:42,840 --> 01:05:44,480
Speaker 2: Found the voice recorder?

1421
01:05:45,280 --> 01:05:48,200
Speaker 3: Yeah? I woke up Saturday is like my stuff, where's

1422
01:05:48,240 --> 01:05:50,080
Speaker 3: it at? And then I had to drive up to

1423
01:05:50,080 --> 01:05:53,840
Speaker 3: Akron to go get it. Okay, So so everything ended

1424
01:05:53,920 --> 01:05:57,120
Speaker 3: up how you got your bank account hacked? Yep, you

1425
01:05:57,160 --> 01:06:01,880
Speaker 3: didn't get any poon nope. Uh, you couldn't pay for

1426
01:06:01,920 --> 01:06:05,400
Speaker 3: your dance, yep, you had to hang out with stripper Scott.

1427
01:06:05,560 --> 01:06:08,240
Speaker 2: Yep. How did Saturday night end?

1428
01:06:08,440 --> 01:06:09,720
Speaker 20: I can definitely see why you didn't want to tell

1429
01:06:09,760 --> 01:06:10,240
Speaker 20: anybody here.

1430
01:06:13,920 --> 01:06:16,080
Speaker 3: That's just almost like the tip of the iceberg. There's

1431
01:06:16,240 --> 01:06:17,760
Speaker 3: just like what else happened?

1432
01:06:17,760 --> 01:06:19,120
Speaker 2: Well, then that's what we want to We want to

1433
01:06:19,160 --> 01:06:21,120
Speaker 2: know about the iceberg. We don't give a crap about

1434
01:06:21,120 --> 01:06:23,320
Speaker 2: the tip. I don't want your tip, Donnie. We don't

1435
01:06:23,480 --> 01:06:26,400
Speaker 2: just want the tent. It was to put it all the.

1436
01:06:26,400 --> 01:06:31,040
Speaker 3: Way in, all right, Well, Saturday night ended with me

1437
01:06:31,160 --> 01:06:33,680
Speaker 3: basically getting hit in the face by one of the

1438
01:06:33,760 --> 01:06:36,840
Speaker 3: drunk girl's boyfriends. Yeah, okay, yep. And then did he

1439
01:06:36,880 --> 01:06:38,280
Speaker 3: glance you or really get you?

1440
01:06:38,360 --> 01:06:38,520
Speaker 18: Oh?

1441
01:06:38,560 --> 01:06:39,360
Speaker 3: He clipped my jaw.

1442
01:06:39,480 --> 01:06:40,120
Speaker 2: Good, he got you.

1443
01:06:40,160 --> 01:06:42,200
Speaker 3: Okay, go to the bar and then I got it

1444
01:06:42,200 --> 01:06:45,080
Speaker 3: this was inside, Yeah okay. Then they got it all

1445
01:06:45,120 --> 01:06:45,640
Speaker 3: broken up.

1446
01:06:45,720 --> 01:06:46,240
Speaker 2: I left.

1447
01:06:46,880 --> 01:06:48,920
Speaker 3: Then after that, me and my one friend, Asian eight,

1448
01:06:49,160 --> 01:06:53,200
Speaker 3: went to uh a bar. We just called him Asian Eate.

1449
01:06:54,000 --> 01:06:57,320
Speaker 3: That's his name. I love it, Asian Nate. What would

1450
01:06:57,360 --> 01:07:00,600
Speaker 3: be even better if it wasn't Asian, so Saturday ended?

1451
01:07:00,640 --> 01:07:03,400
Speaker 4: How then, Uh, you're an Asian nate.

1452
01:07:04,960 --> 01:07:08,720
Speaker 3: Trying to slay some tail. No, actually, I struck out

1453
01:07:08,720 --> 01:07:11,240
Speaker 3: again Saturday night. Why do you think you strike out,

1454
01:07:11,320 --> 01:07:13,600
Speaker 3: Tony dude? I don't know. I think you're not. I

1455
01:07:13,600 --> 01:07:16,520
Speaker 3: don't think you're confident. I don't think that you're coming correct.

1456
01:07:16,760 --> 01:07:19,320
Speaker 3: I don't think you're confident. I think you come at

1457
01:07:19,320 --> 01:07:21,920
Speaker 3: these girls like a wounded bird, and they look at

1458
01:07:21,960 --> 01:07:25,560
Speaker 3: you and they're probably like, please, please, just hang out.

1459
01:07:25,760 --> 01:07:28,560
Speaker 3: I think they can smell desperation. You know how animals

1460
01:07:28,600 --> 01:07:32,800
Speaker 3: can sense fear. Hot girls can smell desperation. I think

1461
01:07:32,840 --> 01:07:36,040
Speaker 3: they don't want desperation. They want a guy that goes

1462
01:07:36,400 --> 01:07:39,480
Speaker 3: you're gonna be You better get a couple of drinks

1463
01:07:39,520 --> 01:07:41,720
Speaker 3: now because we're leaving in about an hour.

1464
01:07:42,520 --> 01:07:46,040
Speaker 20: Yeah, just be there, be quiet and let the girl.

1465
01:07:46,120 --> 01:07:47,960
Speaker 20: The girls will want to You know, you want to

1466
01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:50,960
Speaker 20: stay mysterious. Once you start talking, you're gonna you're gonna

1467
01:07:50,960 --> 01:07:51,280
Speaker 20: blow it.

1468
01:07:51,280 --> 01:07:53,160
Speaker 3: You do you want to see my serious faces? Start

1469
01:07:53,200 --> 01:07:55,440
Speaker 3: trying to stay calm. This is why I can't do that.

1470
01:07:55,800 --> 01:07:57,680
Speaker 3: I's ready, you hear your serious face?

1471
01:08:00,440 --> 01:08:03,320
Speaker 4: Okay, Now I'm waiting for you to say, put the

1472
01:08:03,360 --> 01:08:06,840
Speaker 4: lotion in the basket. That's not you look high and psychotic,

1473
01:08:07,120 --> 01:08:08,560
Speaker 4: that's not.

1474
01:08:09,280 --> 01:08:13,280
Speaker 3: I don't know what's going on here. Okay, yeah, he's

1475
01:08:13,320 --> 01:08:16,479
Speaker 3: got resting bitch face. Girls see that. It's just like

1476
01:08:16,520 --> 01:08:17,320
Speaker 3: looking in the mirror.

1477
01:08:17,479 --> 01:08:20,280
Speaker 20: But again, that's still something that girls will respond to.

1478
01:08:20,360 --> 01:08:21,479
Speaker 20: If you don't say anything.

1479
01:08:22,160 --> 01:08:25,799
Speaker 17: Yeah, you can talk yourself out of getting laid very easily.

1480
01:08:26,080 --> 01:08:28,640
Speaker 2: And just the way you approached the asking.

1481
01:08:28,280 --> 01:08:30,600
Speaker 17: Of the questions for drunk West six girls tells me

1482
01:08:30,640 --> 01:08:32,800
Speaker 17: you're not confident because you're like, Oh, Charlie, can.

1483
01:08:32,720 --> 01:08:34,000
Speaker 2: You be my buddy and help me?

1484
01:08:34,160 --> 01:08:34,360
Speaker 15: Oh?

1485
01:08:34,400 --> 01:08:35,479
Speaker 2: Can you ass the girl first?

1486
01:08:36,720 --> 01:08:38,280
Speaker 3: Let me ask you this though, because this was kind

1487
01:08:38,280 --> 01:08:40,800
Speaker 3: of hanging from last week. Did you end up winning

1488
01:08:40,800 --> 01:08:44,720
Speaker 3: the hookup Hotty? I still don't know, Charlie said, I

1489
01:08:44,840 --> 01:08:48,040
Speaker 3: might have. I think, I mean, I listened at the playback,

1490
01:08:48,080 --> 01:08:50,120
Speaker 3: But to be honest, I almost don't even want to

1491
01:08:50,120 --> 01:08:50,960
Speaker 3: go on that date anymore.

1492
01:08:51,160 --> 01:08:53,240
Speaker 2: Why a date that's paid? Why?

1493
01:08:53,840 --> 01:08:55,840
Speaker 3: Because it's not going to work out anyways. Well not

1494
01:08:55,840 --> 01:08:58,960
Speaker 3: with that attitude. You're a defeatist. You are defeat How

1495
01:08:59,040 --> 01:09:01,599
Speaker 3: much defeated broke man might work.

1496
01:09:01,439 --> 01:09:02,479
Speaker 2: Out to get you laid?

1497
01:09:02,720 --> 01:09:05,800
Speaker 4: Nothing else, Let's get Donnie laid. Let's do that. I

1498
01:09:06,000 --> 01:09:09,599
Speaker 4: just yes, let's just get him laid. We'll all scrounge up.

1499
01:09:09,720 --> 01:09:11,559
Speaker 3: You know how they did that go fund me site

1500
01:09:11,560 --> 01:09:15,240
Speaker 3: for Rob's little boy, Right, Let's do a go fund

1501
01:09:15,280 --> 01:09:20,240
Speaker 3: me site for Donnie's go f me right for Donnie

1502
01:09:20,240 --> 01:09:24,640
Speaker 3: to get laid. How long has it been, Donnie? No?

1503
01:09:25,880 --> 01:09:26,080
Speaker 11: What?

1504
01:09:27,920 --> 01:09:31,280
Speaker 3: How long has it been or second since you dipped

1505
01:09:31,280 --> 01:09:33,800
Speaker 3: your wick? How long has it been since you've gotten laid?

1506
01:09:35,720 --> 01:09:37,880
Speaker 3: Like full on laid? Laid?

1507
01:09:38,080 --> 01:09:42,559
Speaker 2: Yeah? Consensual probably, I'm not.

1508
01:09:42,800 --> 01:09:46,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, both consensual the last consensual time right?

1509
01:09:48,280 --> 01:09:49,479
Speaker 2: Probably last August?

1510
01:09:50,320 --> 01:09:54,880
Speaker 4: Last August, so a few months, No, no, last last

1511
01:09:54,960 --> 01:09:56,439
Speaker 4: year thirteen.

1512
01:09:57,520 --> 01:09:59,920
Speaker 2: No, wonder why he's a wounded bird. But you've been

1513
01:10:00,160 --> 01:10:02,400
Speaker 2: the girls, well yeah, but not full on.

1514
01:10:02,520 --> 01:10:05,760
Speaker 3: You know, I'm saying, like doing second base here? Oh that,

1515
01:10:06,160 --> 01:10:08,439
Speaker 3: but I am a pathetic man.

1516
01:10:09,640 --> 01:10:13,280
Speaker 2: No, God, we.

1517
01:10:13,240 --> 01:10:15,680
Speaker 3: Just gotta we we just gotta get that whole thing

1518
01:10:15,720 --> 01:10:16,240
Speaker 3: figured out.

1519
01:10:16,360 --> 01:10:18,879
Speaker 17: Man, you and Scott must have made quite the team

1520
01:10:19,040 --> 01:10:19,920
Speaker 17: on Friday night.

1521
01:10:20,080 --> 01:10:20,400
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1522
01:10:20,439 --> 01:10:23,040
Speaker 3: He probably made Scott look like Conan the Barbaria.

1523
01:10:23,120 --> 01:10:24,599
Speaker 2: And I'm surprised you.

1524
01:10:24,520 --> 01:10:26,720
Speaker 20: Guys even saw any boobs at the strip club the

1525
01:10:26,720 --> 01:10:28,040
Speaker 20: way you guys, carry yourself.

1526
01:10:28,120 --> 01:10:30,719
Speaker 2: You're looking right at the ground, kicking your feet. Oh,

1527
01:10:30,840 --> 01:10:32,320
Speaker 2: I don't even know if I should be here.

1528
01:10:32,880 --> 01:10:36,360
Speaker 3: Come on, man, Wow, Actually I just want to say thanks.

1529
01:10:36,360 --> 01:10:39,599
Speaker 3: I just got a message on Facebook from somebody telling

1530
01:10:39,640 --> 01:10:42,640
Speaker 3: me because I was interviewing this one girl. Right, She's like, oh,

1531
01:10:42,720 --> 01:10:44,439
Speaker 3: you can ask me some questions if you buy me

1532
01:10:44,439 --> 01:10:48,280
Speaker 3: a drink. I don't think so, always buy the drink.

1533
01:10:48,520 --> 01:10:51,160
Speaker 3: But she just said, I'm sorry for having you asking

1534
01:10:51,200 --> 01:10:52,599
Speaker 3: you to buy me a drink, since you had your

1535
01:10:52,640 --> 01:10:54,960
Speaker 3: walls stolen, got punched in the face, can't get laid.

1536
01:10:55,000 --> 01:10:56,120
Speaker 3: I hope your week gets better.

1537
01:10:56,479 --> 01:10:56,880
Speaker 5: How do you?

1538
01:10:57,080 --> 01:10:58,440
Speaker 2: How did you find you on Facebook?

1539
01:10:59,560 --> 01:11:03,559
Speaker 3: You should you should be able to convert this story

1540
01:11:03,600 --> 01:11:06,840
Speaker 3: into getting late. It's not going to happen, dude, he

1541
01:11:06,920 --> 01:11:08,800
Speaker 3: keeps saying out loud, it's not gonna happen.

1542
01:11:08,880 --> 01:11:09,519
Speaker 2: About that shake.

1543
01:11:10,240 --> 01:11:12,439
Speaker 3: Oh, she's a I know we're from a high school.

1544
01:11:12,479 --> 01:11:16,400
Speaker 3: She's married or engaged to one of my friends. Oh okay,

1545
01:11:16,400 --> 01:11:18,599
Speaker 3: well I got a break. Well, you had a hell

1546
01:11:18,640 --> 01:11:20,280
Speaker 3: of a weekend, Donnie. I don't even care about drunk

1547
01:11:20,280 --> 01:11:22,719
Speaker 3: West six girls anymore. You had a hell of a weekend.

1548
01:11:22,760 --> 01:11:23,599
Speaker 3: There's too much.

1549
01:11:23,400 --> 01:11:27,559
Speaker 25: More to even talk about you say that that bothers

1550
01:11:27,600 --> 01:11:32,880
Speaker 25: me so much, so much, I can't move on until

1551
01:11:32,920 --> 01:11:34,160
Speaker 25: I hear the rest of what his story.

1552
01:11:34,280 --> 01:11:36,280
Speaker 17: The arm pits are sweating, that's how on the edge

1553
01:11:36,320 --> 01:11:36,960
Speaker 17: of my seat I.

1554
01:11:36,920 --> 01:11:39,200
Speaker 4: Am about this whole situation. All right, I want you

1555
01:11:39,240 --> 01:11:42,400
Speaker 4: to tell us more, Donnie, I will this guy?

1556
01:11:42,520 --> 01:11:42,800
Speaker 5: All right?

1557
01:11:42,880 --> 01:11:43,240
Speaker 2: Good?

1558
01:11:43,400 --> 01:11:45,800
Speaker 3: So far, just a quick recap. He tried to do

1559
01:11:45,880 --> 01:11:48,360
Speaker 3: drunk West six girls. He got punched by one of

1560
01:11:48,360 --> 01:11:53,200
Speaker 3: the girl's boyfriends. Someone hacked his bank account, he got

1561
01:11:53,280 --> 01:11:55,479
Speaker 3: kicked out of a strip cloth. This really is like

1562
01:11:56,040 --> 01:12:00,559
Speaker 3: an eighties coming of age adventure movie, you know, like

1563
01:12:00,640 --> 01:12:03,679
Speaker 3: a one crazy summer, one wacky weekend.

1564
01:12:03,960 --> 01:12:08,520
Speaker 2: All this stuff happened one day. The Ferris Bueller's a soundtrack.

1565
01:12:08,640 --> 01:12:12,000
Speaker 3: Now, usually at the end of one of those movies,

1566
01:12:12,840 --> 01:12:15,040
Speaker 3: they'll get the girl that they've been trying to get

1567
01:12:15,080 --> 01:12:18,479
Speaker 3: the entire time. But so far, that's the only thing

1568
01:12:18,520 --> 01:12:20,679
Speaker 3: that's lacking from Donnie's story.

1569
01:12:21,320 --> 01:12:25,160
Speaker 4: So what happened? What else happened? What was the next

1570
01:12:25,120 --> 01:12:27,080
Speaker 4: to indignity that came across your path?

1571
01:12:27,560 --> 01:12:31,080
Speaker 3: Oh man, I'll just jump Well, there's this the bartender.

1572
01:12:31,320 --> 01:12:33,080
Speaker 3: After I did after I got punched in the face

1573
01:12:33,120 --> 01:12:36,280
Speaker 3: on Saturday, I went to this local bar in Orville

1574
01:12:36,520 --> 01:12:38,519
Speaker 3: and having a good time, right to stop it in there,

1575
01:12:38,680 --> 01:12:41,120
Speaker 3: got a Christmas ale with the cinnamon around the edge.

1576
01:12:41,120 --> 01:12:41,960
Speaker 3: Tasted pretty good.

1577
01:12:43,720 --> 01:12:45,240
Speaker 2: Do you know what it's supposed to be? Drunk West

1578
01:12:45,280 --> 01:12:47,719
Speaker 2: six Chicks? Not drunk West six Donnie.

1579
01:12:47,920 --> 01:12:50,280
Speaker 3: Right, Hey, if that would loosen him up, I'm fine

1580
01:12:50,320 --> 01:12:54,160
Speaker 3: with that. You know it's something neat Donnie needs to

1581
01:12:54,160 --> 01:12:57,120
Speaker 3: be loosened up. So basically, you were drunk all weekend,

1582
01:12:57,120 --> 01:12:59,960
Speaker 3: made a bunch of bad decisions. I really wasn't drunk

1583
01:13:00,080 --> 01:13:03,400
Speaker 3: all weekend. How did you break your xbox? I dropped

1584
01:13:03,400 --> 01:13:06,439
Speaker 3: the I dropped the case of the reds on it.

1585
01:13:07,600 --> 01:13:11,120
Speaker 4: Oh god, you dropped the case of reds Apple.

1586
01:13:11,240 --> 01:13:12,320
Speaker 2: On the xbox.

1587
01:13:12,960 --> 01:13:15,639
Speaker 3: So everything that could have gone wrong this weekend went

1588
01:13:15,720 --> 01:13:17,080
Speaker 3: wrong basically.

1589
01:13:17,200 --> 01:13:17,400
Speaker 11: Yeah.

1590
01:13:17,479 --> 01:13:17,759
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1591
01:13:18,439 --> 01:13:20,799
Speaker 5: The Allen Carr Show on one.

1592
01:13:22,960 --> 01:13:25,760
Speaker 11: MS President Radio.

1593
01:13:25,920 --> 01:13:29,360
Speaker 4: Is double MMS Cleveland.

1594
01:13:28,720 --> 01:13:30,360
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1595
01:13:31,840 --> 01:13:32,640
Speaker 2: I want to stay to you.

1596
01:13:32,880 --> 01:13:35,840
Speaker 4: If you're not completely satisfied with today's show, I will

1597
01:13:35,840 --> 01:13:38,400
Speaker 4: only be checking someone satisfied on our comment card.

1598
01:13:38,720 --> 01:13:39,559
Speaker 5: You're not alone.

1599
01:13:39,840 --> 01:13:42,479
Speaker 2: This is the Car Show on one.

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01:13:42,439 --> 01:13:44,759
Speaker 5: Hundred point seven double MMS.

1601
01:13:48,479 --> 01:13:58,960
Speaker 4: Jesus, Yeah, it was a mere few days ago rob

1602
01:13:59,040 --> 01:14:04,040
Speaker 4: that I will celebrate to my thirtieth anniversary full time

1603
01:14:04,200 --> 01:14:06,720
Speaker 4: in radio hit A handful of years before that part time.

1604
01:14:07,640 --> 01:14:10,000
Speaker 3: Of course, my first full time gig was in Kalamazoo, Michigan.

1605
01:14:10,320 --> 01:14:12,800
Speaker 3: So I'm always keeping my ears open for what's going

1606
01:14:12,800 --> 01:14:14,479
Speaker 3: on in that town. It is first and foremost a

1607
01:14:14,560 --> 01:14:18,560
Speaker 3: college town. It's our Western Michigan University is k college

1608
01:14:18,600 --> 01:14:21,240
Speaker 3: for the really smart kids. And so when I saw

1609
01:14:21,240 --> 01:14:25,960
Speaker 3: the headline sewage overflows out of Kalamazoo man hole, I

1610
01:14:26,240 --> 01:14:33,800
Speaker 3: was intrigued. I wanted to know, right, five hundred gallons

1611
01:14:33,880 --> 01:14:37,600
Speaker 3: of sewage at an intersection, by the way, and we

1612
01:14:37,680 --> 01:14:43,680
Speaker 3: have bureau chiefs there in Kalamazoo, Michigan. Five hundred gallons

1613
01:14:43,720 --> 01:14:48,720
Speaker 3: of sewage spilled from a man hole the other night.

1614
01:14:49,560 --> 01:14:53,479
Speaker 3: And this is an affluent part of town, by the way,

1615
01:14:54,280 --> 01:14:56,760
Speaker 3: the aptly named White's Road and.

1616
01:14:59,479 --> 01:15:00,639
Speaker 2: Parkview Avenue.

1617
01:15:00,960 --> 01:15:02,840
Speaker 3: Right now, if you're listening right now and you've never

1618
01:15:02,840 --> 01:15:05,360
Speaker 3: been the Kalamazoo, Michigan, you go, who cares about this?

1619
01:15:05,439 --> 01:15:06,880
Speaker 3: But I lived there for a I lived there for

1620
01:15:06,920 --> 01:15:08,680
Speaker 3: three years. I felt like ten I will say that.

1621
01:15:09,720 --> 01:15:12,840
Speaker 3: But it's a fine, fine town. It's a it's a

1622
01:15:12,880 --> 01:15:15,960
Speaker 3: perfect place to start your broadcasting career.

1623
01:15:16,080 --> 01:15:19,040
Speaker 2: Right. I moved there in the fall of nineteen ninety five.

1624
01:15:20,080 --> 01:15:22,719
Speaker 4: But this is a you know, they got this cleaned

1625
01:15:22,800 --> 01:15:26,360
Speaker 4: up fast because this is in a an affluent part

1626
01:15:26,400 --> 01:15:30,400
Speaker 4: of town, right The Kalamazoo Country Club is across the street,

1627
01:15:31,600 --> 01:15:34,080
Speaker 4: the D and W fresh Market, which is like the

1628
01:15:34,200 --> 01:15:37,559
Speaker 4: Heinens of southwest Michigan. That's right there as well.

1629
01:15:39,680 --> 01:15:40,280
Speaker 2: Sewage.

1630
01:15:40,760 --> 01:15:44,160
Speaker 3: It's the kind of place that Rob would shop to

1631
01:15:44,200 --> 01:15:47,080
Speaker 3: get his high end caviare if in fact he was

1632
01:15:47,120 --> 01:15:53,320
Speaker 3: living in Kalamazoo, Michigan. And so, yeah, five hundred gallons

1633
01:15:53,680 --> 01:15:56,360
Speaker 3: of sewage right now. Of course around these parts it

1634
01:15:56,400 --> 01:15:58,680
Speaker 3: would be like, oh, I don't know, hanging out at

1635
01:15:58,760 --> 01:16:02,960
Speaker 3: Edgewater Beach code brown, Yeah, coming up through the man

1636
01:16:03,000 --> 01:16:06,439
Speaker 3: hole and they had to get the city works people

1637
01:16:06,479 --> 01:16:10,000
Speaker 3: out there to clean it up and to restore normal flow.

1638
01:16:10,960 --> 01:16:12,920
Speaker 3: But boy, you had to think that the people who

1639
01:16:12,960 --> 01:16:18,640
Speaker 3: live in that immediate area were going nuts, because you know,

1640
01:16:19,720 --> 01:16:23,839
Speaker 3: it's a low crime, high tax area. It's a tony

1641
01:16:23,960 --> 01:16:28,080
Speaker 3: part of Kalamazoo, Michigan, southwest part of the city there

1642
01:16:28,120 --> 01:16:32,000
Speaker 3: almost to Portage, Michigan, which is where it gets really stately.

1643
01:16:33,520 --> 01:16:36,960
Speaker 3: But I loved the headline sewage overflows out of Kalamazoo manhole. Now,

1644
01:16:37,000 --> 01:16:41,519
Speaker 3: for those of you who are well versed in a

1645
01:16:41,560 --> 01:16:45,880
Speaker 3: certain kind of lifestyle, the Kalamazoo manhole is especially tough

1646
01:16:45,960 --> 01:16:50,200
Speaker 3: to perform if you've ever tried it. I tried it

1647
01:16:50,240 --> 01:16:53,880
Speaker 3: in college. I tried it again a few years ago.

1648
01:16:55,520 --> 01:17:02,880
Speaker 3: It involves two motorcycle helmets, an entire like baronas in

1649
01:17:02,960 --> 01:17:08,560
Speaker 3: Maple Heights or something, right, and precisely seven lego minifigures.

1650
01:17:09,400 --> 01:17:10,919
Speaker 2: That's your Kalamazoo manhole.

1651
01:17:11,080 --> 01:17:17,480
Speaker 3: Now beyond that, I can't tell you anymore per FCC regulations,

1652
01:17:17,520 --> 01:17:22,920
Speaker 3: but it's an especially heroic move to perform. But that's

1653
01:17:22,920 --> 01:17:24,800
Speaker 3: what it made me think of, Robin. I was reading

1654
01:17:24,800 --> 01:17:27,080
Speaker 3: that story, and was it five hundred gallons? Is that

1655
01:17:27,120 --> 01:17:27,559
Speaker 3: what you said?

1656
01:17:27,600 --> 01:17:29,799
Speaker 2: It was five hundred gallons of sewage?

1657
01:17:29,920 --> 01:17:32,960
Speaker 4: I mean, any sewage is a lot, but five hundred

1658
01:17:33,000 --> 01:17:36,320
Speaker 4: gallons isn't a lot when you think about like the

1659
01:17:36,439 --> 01:17:39,160
Speaker 4: smallest pool you can think of holds like three thousand

1660
01:17:39,200 --> 01:17:42,240
Speaker 4: gallons of water. And if that's spread out over a neighborhood,

1661
01:17:42,240 --> 01:17:45,720
Speaker 4: it probably wasn't as bad as it sounds, right. I

1662
01:17:45,760 --> 01:17:51,800
Speaker 4: guess you're taking the man hole half full to take

1663
01:17:51,840 --> 01:17:54,680
Speaker 4: on this. No, I just if it's look any like

1664
01:17:54,720 --> 01:17:58,000
Speaker 4: I said, any is gross. Yeah, but there has to

1665
01:17:58,040 --> 01:18:00,840
Speaker 4: be some sort of grade, says how dumb I am?

1666
01:18:00,880 --> 01:18:03,320
Speaker 4: Because five hundred gallons sounded like a lot to me.

1667
01:18:04,000 --> 01:18:05,600
Speaker 4: The first thing I thought was like, if it was

1668
01:18:05,600 --> 01:18:08,200
Speaker 4: in a pool like that, wouldn't that wouldn't fill the

1669
01:18:08,200 --> 01:18:08,960
Speaker 4: bottom of a pool.

1670
01:18:09,040 --> 01:18:10,880
Speaker 2: Okay, it's gross.

1671
01:18:11,240 --> 01:18:13,280
Speaker 3: Well, I guess you have to wonder in the five

1672
01:18:13,320 --> 01:18:16,840
Speaker 3: hundred gallons the solid to liquid ratio. That's always the thing,

1673
01:18:17,080 --> 01:18:19,960
Speaker 3: that's the thing that's your X factor right there. I

1674
01:18:20,000 --> 01:18:23,760
Speaker 3: have to assume the well, if you're an if you're

1675
01:18:23,760 --> 01:18:26,360
Speaker 3: ankle deep in brown water, that's one thing, right, But

1676
01:18:26,400 --> 01:18:29,080
Speaker 3: if you're standing there in the street and you know

1677
01:18:29,120 --> 01:18:31,600
Speaker 3: it looks like your legs are being beset by a

1678
01:18:32,320 --> 01:18:34,080
Speaker 3: rivulet of river otters.

1679
01:18:33,800 --> 01:18:37,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's no good. No, no, no, yeah, you're right,

1680
01:18:37,240 --> 01:18:37,599
Speaker 2: it does.

1681
01:18:37,920 --> 01:18:40,080
Speaker 4: I would assume the majority of it was probably water though,

1682
01:18:40,160 --> 01:18:44,360
Speaker 4: right like liquid I think so you'd assumed that the

1683
01:18:44,720 --> 01:18:49,280
Speaker 4: turds would get stuck or broken down or something along

1684
01:18:49,320 --> 01:18:52,320
Speaker 4: those lines. But I've gotten stuck on the on the

1685
01:18:52,360 --> 01:18:54,200
Speaker 4: manhole cover. On the manhole cover.

1686
01:18:54,280 --> 01:18:57,719
Speaker 3: Emily is one of our Buera A chiefs there in Kalamazoo, Michigan.

1687
01:18:57,720 --> 01:18:59,840
Speaker 2: I don't know if that was anywhere near her.

1688
01:19:00,040 --> 01:19:04,400
Speaker 3: That's way south of where Western Michigan University is. But

1689
01:19:04,560 --> 01:19:07,680
Speaker 3: the the Kalamazoo manhole.

1690
01:19:08,880 --> 01:19:11,639
Speaker 2: Is, you know, look into it. The weekend's coming up.

1691
01:19:11,920 --> 01:19:13,519
Speaker 4: Do you think that would have been a story if

1692
01:19:13,520 --> 01:19:15,480
Speaker 4: it happened like in downtown Kalamazoo.

1693
01:19:16,479 --> 01:19:18,840
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it would have. Oh yeah. I didn't know

1694
01:19:19,080 --> 01:19:20,360
Speaker 2: if it was a thing because.

1695
01:19:20,040 --> 01:19:22,840
Speaker 4: It was an affluent town town, you know, like it

1696
01:19:22,920 --> 01:19:24,560
Speaker 4: made press because.

1697
01:19:24,240 --> 01:19:27,519
Speaker 3: Well is not an affluent town. It's a very much

1698
01:19:27,680 --> 01:19:31,400
Speaker 3: not affluent town. But that part of town is a

1699
01:19:31,400 --> 01:19:34,160
Speaker 3: little bit more tony okay than some other parts of town.

1700
01:19:34,280 --> 01:19:37,679
Speaker 3: Somebody texted, or an effluent part of town.

1701
01:19:37,880 --> 01:19:40,880
Speaker 2: You get the word nerd in me.

1702
01:19:41,160 --> 01:19:43,600
Speaker 3: My heart just grew nine in size is like the

1703
01:19:43,680 --> 01:19:50,080
Speaker 3: goddamn grinch. You are my hero today. Everybody else is

1704
01:19:50,120 --> 01:19:54,080
Speaker 3: throwing me kalama poo. You know, I get it. An

1705
01:19:54,080 --> 01:19:58,120
Speaker 3: effluent part of town, you, sir or madam?

1706
01:19:58,240 --> 01:20:03,200
Speaker 2: I salute you. I salute you. Did I pronounce it?

1707
01:20:03,240 --> 01:20:03,400
Speaker 25: Well?

1708
01:20:04,080 --> 01:20:09,920
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, Alan, Rob's right, five hundred gallons is

1709
01:20:09,960 --> 01:20:11,120
Speaker 4: the size of a hot tub.

1710
01:20:12,479 --> 01:20:13,360
Speaker 2: It's still gross.

1711
01:20:13,800 --> 01:20:16,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, want to sit in a hot tub of poop. No,

1712
01:20:16,600 --> 01:20:18,920
Speaker 3: there a teogora on Saturday night, by the way, hot

1713
01:20:18,920 --> 01:20:21,760
Speaker 3: tub of poop, But you think about how deep that is,

1714
01:20:21,960 --> 01:20:25,479
Speaker 3: and that's in a confined space, right, So five hundred

1715
01:20:25,520 --> 01:20:30,400
Speaker 3: gallons coming up in a neighborhood gross not terrible because

1716
01:20:30,760 --> 01:20:33,439
Speaker 3: my first thought was, oh my god, that neighborhood, Like,

1717
01:20:33,600 --> 01:20:34,880
Speaker 3: how do they even clean that up?

1718
01:20:34,920 --> 01:20:36,800
Speaker 4: Like when you have all this stuff, like they probably

1719
01:20:36,840 --> 01:20:39,479
Speaker 4: just had to turn on a garden hose just shoot

1720
01:20:39,479 --> 01:20:40,599
Speaker 4: it down to the next dream.

1721
01:20:41,960 --> 01:20:43,120
Speaker 2: They spray a little lesol.

1722
01:20:43,880 --> 01:20:47,080
Speaker 3: Alan, you were talking about the most common birthday being today,

1723
01:20:47,720 --> 01:20:51,320
Speaker 3: the least common birthday being December the twenty fifth. You

1724
01:20:51,360 --> 01:20:53,200
Speaker 3: mean Jimmy Buffett's birthday?

1725
01:20:55,200 --> 01:20:57,240
Speaker 2: Is that his birthday? Is he a Christmas baby? Well,

1726
01:20:57,240 --> 01:20:58,360
Speaker 2: that's what this person says.

1727
01:20:58,840 --> 01:21:00,559
Speaker 3: I have no it seems like a thing to make

1728
01:21:00,640 --> 01:21:02,880
Speaker 3: up when you could immediately determine whether or it was true.

1729
01:21:03,000 --> 01:21:05,479
Speaker 3: He was born on December the twenty fifth, nineteen forty six,

1730
01:21:05,640 --> 01:21:11,840
Speaker 3: in Pascagoula, Mississippi. So yes, it will be not only

1731
01:21:11,840 --> 01:21:15,080
Speaker 3: a Christmas without a Santa, but a Christmas without a

1732
01:21:15,160 --> 01:21:18,519
Speaker 3: Jimmy Buffett. And he's been dead for a few years

1733
01:21:18,520 --> 01:21:24,320
Speaker 3: now well too, it'll be the third Christmas without a one.

1734
01:21:24,840 --> 01:21:27,320
Speaker 2: James William Buffett, Rob.

1735
01:21:31,040 --> 01:21:31,320
Speaker 4: Allen.

1736
01:21:31,400 --> 01:21:34,400
Speaker 3: I'm a Christmas Eve birthday and it sucked growing up.

1737
01:21:34,439 --> 01:21:36,719
Speaker 3: I was always forgotten. It's not so bad now because

1738
01:21:36,720 --> 01:21:38,920
Speaker 3: I always have the day off work.

1739
01:21:39,600 --> 01:21:42,759
Speaker 26: Hey boys, it's Becky from Wayne County. You were talking

1740
01:21:42,920 --> 01:21:45,639
Speaker 26: yesterday about feeling old at a concert, and I've never

1741
01:21:45,760 --> 01:21:48,400
Speaker 26: felt older than when I went to Rexorge County. I

1742
01:21:48,439 --> 01:21:51,919
Speaker 26: took my sixteen year old at the time to Rexord

1743
01:21:52,000 --> 01:21:56,000
Speaker 26: County and I counted maybe twenty people over the age

1744
01:21:56,000 --> 01:21:59,040
Speaker 26: of thirty thirty five there. I stayed in the stands

1745
01:21:59,080 --> 01:22:02,479
Speaker 26: for a couple of songs, then bailed and joined about

1746
01:22:02,600 --> 01:22:04,640
Speaker 26: ten other parents just waiting.

1747
01:22:04,439 --> 01:22:07,040
Speaker 2: In purgatory for their kids right by.

1748
01:22:07,479 --> 01:22:07,679
Speaker 17: Yeah.

1749
01:22:07,680 --> 01:22:09,720
Speaker 3: I took my older daughter to rex Orange County a

1750
01:22:09,720 --> 01:22:11,479
Speaker 3: long time ago, and it was like, but that's the

1751
01:22:11,560 --> 01:22:13,519
Speaker 3: kind of act where you know, I mean, it's a

1752
01:22:13,560 --> 01:22:16,719
Speaker 3: lot of parents. We weren't so much talking about feeling

1753
01:22:16,760 --> 01:22:19,960
Speaker 3: old at a concert. I was talking about feeling being

1754
01:22:20,000 --> 01:22:22,920
Speaker 3: in a room full of my peers in feeling like

1755
01:22:23,000 --> 01:22:26,200
Speaker 3: they look older or I don't know what it is.

1756
01:22:26,280 --> 01:22:29,200
Speaker 3: It was at the Jerry Cantrell show on Friday Night

1757
01:22:29,240 --> 01:22:32,080
Speaker 3: at the House of Blues, which is a straight ahead

1758
01:22:32,160 --> 01:22:35,320
Speaker 3: gen X show, right, guy from Allison Chains Sparta is

1759
01:22:35,320 --> 01:22:37,799
Speaker 3: the opening band for God's Sake, a little more recent

1760
01:22:37,840 --> 01:22:40,280
Speaker 3: obviously than Alison Chains. But those guys are you know,

1761
01:22:40,920 --> 01:22:44,280
Speaker 3: they're not Spring chickens. And so everybody in that room.

1762
01:22:44,320 --> 01:22:46,439
Speaker 3: I mean, obviously there were some younger people there. Maybe

1763
01:22:46,439 --> 01:22:49,519
Speaker 3: they had come to enjoy Jerry Cantrell, or maybe their

1764
01:22:49,520 --> 01:22:51,479
Speaker 3: parents got him into Alison Chains back in the day,

1765
01:22:51,520 --> 01:22:54,200
Speaker 3: whatever it is. But you know, that is an act

1766
01:22:54,280 --> 01:22:58,479
Speaker 3: that's going to draw gen xers. And I don't know,

1767
01:22:58,680 --> 01:23:00,479
Speaker 3: There's a lot of people come up to me high

1768
01:23:00,800 --> 01:23:05,400
Speaker 3: very nice, but they just looked old, you know what

1769
01:23:05,439 --> 01:23:07,519
Speaker 3: I think it is, And I'm like, well, we're the

1770
01:23:07,600 --> 01:23:10,400
Speaker 3: same age. I mean, maybe that's what I look like

1771
01:23:10,439 --> 01:23:11,880
Speaker 3: to people. I know, people say I look like a

1772
01:23:11,920 --> 01:23:13,840
Speaker 3: Gramma because my hair's gray and I'm growing it out whatever,

1773
01:23:13,920 --> 01:23:14,800
Speaker 3: I'm not talking about that.

1774
01:23:14,880 --> 01:23:18,439
Speaker 4: I mean, like, I'm still in pretty good shape. I

1775
01:23:18,439 --> 01:23:20,559
Speaker 4: don't know what is it. I think it's the fact

1776
01:23:20,600 --> 01:23:24,800
Speaker 4: that we never truly grew up and look at us

1777
01:23:24,960 --> 01:23:26,920
Speaker 4: like I wear a hoodie and a hat to work

1778
01:23:26,960 --> 01:23:27,559
Speaker 4: every single day.

1779
01:23:27,640 --> 01:23:29,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's what all these people were wearing. That

1780
01:23:29,439 --> 01:23:31,240
Speaker 3: was because they were out you know what I mean.

1781
01:23:31,280 --> 01:23:33,519
Speaker 3: But that's what they're going, that's they're going out where.

1782
01:23:33,520 --> 01:23:36,639
Speaker 4: I'm just saying. People carry themselves way different like people.

1783
01:23:36,920 --> 01:23:40,080
Speaker 4: I see people my age all the time that feel

1784
01:23:40,160 --> 01:23:41,120
Speaker 4: way older than I do.

1785
01:23:41,280 --> 01:23:43,840
Speaker 2: I think it's because of what we do. I really do.

1786
01:23:43,880 --> 01:23:46,120
Speaker 4: I think like this job sort of keeps us young

1787
01:23:46,240 --> 01:23:47,960
Speaker 4: well in a sense that the way we act well.

1788
01:23:47,960 --> 01:23:49,400
Speaker 3: And that's kind of what I was alluding to, is

1789
01:23:49,439 --> 01:23:53,520
Speaker 3: like we we do live in kind of a stunted maturity.

1790
01:23:53,640 --> 01:23:55,320
Speaker 3: But I don't know what these people do for a living.

1791
01:23:56,400 --> 01:23:58,280
Speaker 3: Yeah you know, Yeah, the guy might be out there

1792
01:23:58,320 --> 01:23:59,000
Speaker 3: selling buildos.

1793
01:23:59,040 --> 01:24:03,280
Speaker 4: I don't know, maybe, but he's probably still I just

1794
01:24:03,360 --> 01:24:05,960
Speaker 4: I think people let their hair down in different ways,

1795
01:24:06,000 --> 01:24:09,240
Speaker 4: and we just sort of always look like we're chill.

1796
01:24:09,840 --> 01:24:11,519
Speaker 4: I mean, if you put this thing on, man, you're

1797
01:24:11,560 --> 01:24:13,679
Speaker 4: never going to see either one of us in a tux.

1798
01:24:13,760 --> 01:24:14,360
Speaker 2: I don't dolt.

1799
01:24:14,400 --> 01:24:16,240
Speaker 3: Well you'll see me in a tux, right, Well, I

1800
01:24:16,240 --> 01:24:19,360
Speaker 3: have a wedding to attend on Saturday and it's cocktail attire,

1801
01:24:19,479 --> 01:24:21,040
Speaker 3: so yes, of course you're going to see me in

1802
01:24:21,080 --> 01:24:23,840
Speaker 3: a tux. So actually, after six PM, What am I

1803
01:24:23,840 --> 01:24:27,840
Speaker 3: a farmer? Well you do you man, I won't be

1804
01:24:27,840 --> 01:24:31,200
Speaker 3: in a tux. No, but what again, I don't even

1805
01:24:31,240 --> 01:24:32,960
Speaker 3: know what it is. It's nothing that could really put

1806
01:24:32,960 --> 01:24:33,720
Speaker 3: my finger on.

1807
01:24:34,000 --> 01:24:34,559
Speaker 2: I don't know.

1808
01:24:36,479 --> 01:24:39,519
Speaker 3: I did see an inordinate number of T shirts tucked

1809
01:24:39,520 --> 01:24:41,879
Speaker 3: into cargo shorts and that just bummed me out.

1810
01:24:41,880 --> 01:24:45,120
Speaker 4: That that's something you would never do. Now again, it's

1811
01:24:45,160 --> 01:24:48,120
Speaker 4: their fault either. I mean, you made a decision to

1812
01:24:48,160 --> 01:24:51,200
Speaker 4: do that. Yeah, but you made a decision to pull

1813
01:24:51,240 --> 01:24:53,639
Speaker 4: your socks up so high that you have a three

1814
01:24:53,720 --> 01:24:56,960
Speaker 4: inch gap between your shorts and your socks. And at

1815
01:24:56,960 --> 01:25:01,120
Speaker 4: that point, why bother just put on pants. Yeah, you

1816
01:25:01,200 --> 01:25:06,160
Speaker 4: made a decision to buy those those white Nike sneakers

1817
01:25:06,160 --> 01:25:08,800
Speaker 4: that every dad has, those air Monarchs.

1818
01:25:08,800 --> 01:25:11,439
Speaker 2: My father in law wears them orthopedic shoes out.

1819
01:25:11,479 --> 01:25:13,360
Speaker 4: They're just the Nike. Look up, the air Monarch. It's

1820
01:25:13,600 --> 01:25:17,639
Speaker 4: every single dad wears. It's just it's the sneaker wear

1821
01:25:18,080 --> 01:25:20,080
Speaker 4: a new Balance has. Oh yeah, yeah, I see these,

1822
01:25:20,160 --> 01:25:23,000
Speaker 4: yeah Air Monarch. Yeah, they look very comfortable. And I

1823
01:25:23,080 --> 01:25:26,519
Speaker 4: guarantee you those same dudes that had their aliceon Chains

1824
01:25:26,560 --> 01:25:28,840
Speaker 4: T shirt tucked in with their pants pulled up to

1825
01:25:28,880 --> 01:25:31,400
Speaker 4: their teets were wearing those sneakers guaranteed.

1826
01:25:32,760 --> 01:25:35,960
Speaker 3: Nike shoes are known for their dad shoe status due

1827
01:25:36,000 --> 01:25:39,160
Speaker 3: to their broad appeal to older men and popularity among

1828
01:25:39,320 --> 01:25:43,080
Speaker 3: dads for everyday use. How did the air monarch become

1829
01:25:43,120 --> 01:25:45,960
Speaker 3: the dad shoe? I mean they're bending over backwards over

1830
01:25:45,960 --> 01:25:49,280
Speaker 3: there at Sketchers Incorporated to try to make those shoes

1831
01:25:49,320 --> 01:25:49,840
Speaker 3: look cool?

1832
01:25:51,360 --> 01:25:53,160
Speaker 2: How did the air Monarch get in there?

1833
01:25:53,200 --> 01:25:56,439
Speaker 4: Because they ain't cheap? It's seventy You think dads would

1834
01:25:56,439 --> 01:25:59,040
Speaker 4: be looking for a deal. What's seventy bucks? I mean,

1835
01:25:59,120 --> 01:26:01,120
Speaker 4: look at like, that's the same dad that's like, I

1836
01:26:01,120 --> 01:26:03,080
Speaker 4: can't believe it. I just spent one hundred and fifty

1837
01:26:03,120 --> 01:26:04,840
Speaker 4: hours on Jordan's from my goddamn kid.

1838
01:26:05,040 --> 01:26:07,479
Speaker 3: Well, right, but if you're that guy, you don't want

1839
01:26:07,520 --> 01:26:08,960
Speaker 3: to spend forty bucks a shoe either.

1840
01:26:09,800 --> 01:26:12,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, but if the comfort shoe.

1841
01:26:12,200 --> 01:26:14,120
Speaker 4: And then they know they have two identical pairs of

1842
01:26:14,160 --> 01:26:16,160
Speaker 4: them and one in the closet that they don't wear

1843
01:26:16,640 --> 01:26:18,559
Speaker 4: and the worn out ones that they'll wear in the yard,

1844
01:26:18,680 --> 01:26:21,439
Speaker 4: and they'll put on the good ones when they go out.

1845
01:26:21,760 --> 01:26:25,040
Speaker 4: Maybe they know something we don't. No, they don't, I mean,

1846
01:26:25,080 --> 01:26:27,519
Speaker 4: think about it. What do you like you're in Vans

1847
01:26:27,920 --> 01:26:28,800
Speaker 4: or Chucks every day.

1848
01:26:28,920 --> 01:26:31,840
Speaker 3: I'm wearing either Palladium boots or Chucks every single day.

1849
01:26:31,920 --> 01:26:35,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I was a Van's guy until forever. I

1850
01:26:35,080 --> 01:26:37,639
Speaker 4: wear Jordan's a lot, Like I just maybe these are

1851
01:26:37,640 --> 01:26:41,400
Speaker 4: guys with back problems. Maybe they need a rob maybe

1852
01:26:41,439 --> 01:26:43,040
Speaker 4: they need a foam mid sole.

1853
01:26:43,360 --> 01:26:47,439
Speaker 3: Maybe right, maybe anytime I wear a shoe like that,

1854
01:26:47,680 --> 01:26:50,559
Speaker 3: I feel like I'm bouncing around. I can't walk around.

1855
01:26:50,600 --> 01:26:53,479
Speaker 3: I need my feet closer to the ground just for

1856
01:26:53,600 --> 01:26:57,040
Speaker 3: my gait. You know, I have a couple of pairs

1857
01:26:57,080 --> 01:26:59,679
Speaker 3: of tennis shoes. I don't wear them very often. Sneakers

1858
01:26:59,680 --> 01:27:02,960
Speaker 3: where you're calm, but I don't wear very often because

1859
01:27:02,960 --> 01:27:04,720
Speaker 3: I feel like when I'm walking, I feel like I'm

1860
01:27:04,720 --> 01:27:07,080
Speaker 3: bouncing around. Yeah, And I'm like, I know, these are

1861
01:27:07,120 --> 01:27:09,479
Speaker 3: supposed to be super comfortable, and maybe they are, like

1862
01:27:09,640 --> 01:27:14,599
Speaker 3: standing at a show. Maybe they're great, but anyway, I

1863
01:27:14,600 --> 01:27:19,840
Speaker 3: don't know. It just it felt weird. Cotton Ball says Rob,

1864
01:27:19,840 --> 01:27:22,800
Speaker 3: you bastard, I just bought my first pair of Monarchs.

1865
01:27:22,880 --> 01:27:27,360
Speaker 2: Well, hey, oh God for you, who is that? Cotton Balls?

1866
01:27:27,360 --> 01:27:29,120
Speaker 2: He calls us all the time, Oh, cotton balls, not

1867
01:27:29,760 --> 01:27:31,320
Speaker 2: too late to return them, Homie, Now.

1868
01:27:31,320 --> 01:27:32,880
Speaker 3: I don't know how old cotton Balls is, but he

1869
01:27:32,920 --> 01:27:37,080
Speaker 3: certainly sounds younger than us. And listen, I think it's

1870
01:27:37,120 --> 01:27:39,200
Speaker 3: better to look good than to feel good. But I'm

1871
01:27:39,240 --> 01:27:41,320
Speaker 3: in the minority on that. And so some people are

1872
01:27:41,360 --> 01:27:45,760
Speaker 3: like function over fashion. I get it right, they want

1873
01:27:45,760 --> 01:27:50,160
Speaker 3: to feel comfortable. There's some people where their main goal

1874
01:27:50,240 --> 01:27:53,320
Speaker 3: in life is comfort. I don't know how goddamn comfortable

1875
01:27:53,520 --> 01:27:56,000
Speaker 3: people need to be all the time, people going to

1876
01:27:56,040 --> 01:28:00,720
Speaker 3: the store in SpongeBob pajamas. But for some people, for

1877
01:28:00,840 --> 01:28:03,679
Speaker 3: better or worse, the most important thing in their life

1878
01:28:03,800 --> 01:28:05,880
Speaker 3: is that they are never ever uncomfortable.

1879
01:28:06,600 --> 01:28:11,000
Speaker 4: I broke a rule. I went over the weekend. I uh,

1880
01:28:11,280 --> 01:28:12,920
Speaker 4: the kids, Caitlyn's obviously at school.

1881
01:28:13,040 --> 01:28:15,200
Speaker 2: This wasn't the rule against murder, was it? No? No,

1882
01:28:15,240 --> 01:28:16,240
Speaker 2: that one I still keep.

1883
01:28:18,280 --> 01:28:20,559
Speaker 3: I haven't broken that since two thousand and two.

1884
01:28:21,040 --> 01:28:22,720
Speaker 2: Right, yeah, I'm not going to admit it here.

1885
01:28:24,920 --> 01:28:27,479
Speaker 4: Caitlin obviously up at school, Kelli was it asleepover and

1886
01:28:27,520 --> 01:28:29,400
Speaker 4: I needed something I don't rember what it was. And

1887
01:28:29,439 --> 01:28:33,080
Speaker 4: I went to meyern sweatpants okay, And I felt so

1888
01:28:34,320 --> 01:28:37,280
Speaker 4: weird that I was wearing sweatpants.

1889
01:28:36,800 --> 01:28:38,800
Speaker 2: Out with these gray sweatpants they were.

1890
01:28:39,200 --> 01:28:39,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was.

1891
01:28:41,960 --> 01:28:45,559
Speaker 2: All right, trying to let that thing show. There you go.

1892
01:28:46,280 --> 01:28:48,639
Speaker 2: I saw the clip rattler there in the Meyer Deli

1893
01:28:49,200 --> 01:28:49,920
Speaker 2: and his friend.

1894
01:28:51,760 --> 01:28:55,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, all right, but I never ever do that,

1895
01:28:56,479 --> 01:28:57,680
Speaker 4: you know what I mean. I threw on a pair

1896
01:28:57,680 --> 01:28:59,760
Speaker 4: of shoes, but like, I don't wear flip flops out

1897
01:28:59,760 --> 01:29:00,559
Speaker 4: either that often.

1898
01:29:01,280 --> 01:29:03,519
Speaker 2: But yeah, I wore sweatpants out. I felt like such

1899
01:29:03,520 --> 01:29:03,920
Speaker 2: a jerk.

1900
01:29:04,240 --> 01:29:07,560
Speaker 3: Now are they like champines or were you wearing like joggers.

1901
01:29:07,640 --> 01:29:09,960
Speaker 3: I see a lot of dudes, a lot of guys

1902
01:29:10,479 --> 01:29:14,200
Speaker 3: kind of trying to cheat the corners there they were joggers.

1903
01:29:14,240 --> 01:29:17,719
Speaker 3: They go, well, these are more cut. There's sweatpants, pro gay.

1904
01:29:18,160 --> 01:29:23,000
Speaker 3: I wore gray Nike sweatpants. Okay, charcoal heather a light

1905
01:29:23,040 --> 01:29:25,519
Speaker 3: gray okay, yep. I don't know what heather is, but

1906
01:29:25,560 --> 01:29:28,160
Speaker 3: it was a light gray that would be a heather gray.

1907
01:29:28,280 --> 01:29:29,840
Speaker 3: It was a heather gray, That's what I was wearing.

1908
01:29:29,880 --> 01:29:37,400
Speaker 3: I think she was in Boogie Nights. Alan, I'm sixty five.

1909
01:29:38,200 --> 01:29:40,479
Speaker 3: I agree, I don't look my age. We're going to

1910
01:29:40,520 --> 01:29:44,160
Speaker 3: see Pa Firm. I'm crazier and more fun than anybody

1911
01:29:44,200 --> 01:29:47,920
Speaker 3: my age. See, Yeah, you know, they always go well

1912
01:29:47,960 --> 01:29:52,200
Speaker 3: as long as you know, the the most fun loving

1913
01:29:52,280 --> 01:29:57,320
Speaker 3: old people you'll see are the people in pharmaceutical commercials.

1914
01:29:57,720 --> 01:30:01,680
Speaker 3: They're riding horses, they're surfing, they're going to jazz festivals,

1915
01:30:01,760 --> 01:30:05,280
Speaker 3: whatever it is, and not a monarch among.

1916
01:30:05,000 --> 01:30:07,800
Speaker 4: Them and doing that all with a leaky bum from

1917
01:30:07,800 --> 01:30:09,200
Speaker 4: whatever medications they're taking.

1918
01:30:11,000 --> 01:30:14,800
Speaker 3: Let your doctor know if you have suicidal ideations. My

1919
01:30:15,000 --> 01:30:18,559
Speaker 3: nine year old laughs at that stuff, right, because you

1920
01:30:18,600 --> 01:30:22,559
Speaker 3: can recall a time where pharmaceutical commercials were few and

1921
01:30:22,600 --> 01:30:26,040
Speaker 3: far between, but with the advent of streaming, they're in

1922
01:30:26,280 --> 01:30:30,360
Speaker 3: everything now forever, you know, and not even they used

1923
01:30:30,400 --> 01:30:34,200
Speaker 3: to be kind of confined to television shows that were

1924
01:30:34,200 --> 01:30:36,800
Speaker 3: geared to an older demographic. Right, you'd see a lot

1925
01:30:36,840 --> 01:30:40,439
Speaker 3: of pharmaceutical ads during like mathlock or Murder she wrote,

1926
01:30:40,520 --> 01:30:43,360
Speaker 3: or whatever it was, right Fox News, it's all catheters

1927
01:30:43,400 --> 01:30:44,360
Speaker 3: and all that crap.

1928
01:30:44,800 --> 01:30:47,360
Speaker 2: But they really are everywhere now.

1929
01:30:47,360 --> 01:30:50,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, so you can't get away from them.

1930
01:30:51,080 --> 01:30:54,320
Speaker 4: My youngest, you know, back in the day medication, the

1931
01:30:54,360 --> 01:30:55,920
Speaker 4: only thing she ever knew you'd take it for was

1932
01:30:55,920 --> 01:30:58,400
Speaker 4: a headache, you know. Yeah, And we were watching television

1933
01:30:58,400 --> 01:30:59,519
Speaker 4: and one of those came on and it was like

1934
01:30:59,520 --> 01:31:02,760
Speaker 4: a thirty seconds of what could happen if you take

1935
01:31:02,800 --> 01:31:05,840
Speaker 4: this medication and Kylie looks at me and she goes, dad,

1936
01:31:05,840 --> 01:31:07,320
Speaker 4: I think I'd rather have a headache.

1937
01:31:08,000 --> 01:31:12,720
Speaker 3: It was like, yes, of course, yeah, I'm done, kid. Yeah, No,

1938
01:31:12,880 --> 01:31:14,280
Speaker 3: I have person and I have a lot of pairs

1939
01:31:14,320 --> 01:31:15,920
Speaker 3: of shoes. I hate to admit it because I wear

1940
01:31:15,920 --> 01:31:18,200
Speaker 3: the same goddamn two pair all the time. But I

1941
01:31:18,240 --> 01:31:20,120
Speaker 3: do have quite a few pairs of shoes. I have

1942
01:31:20,120 --> 01:31:22,439
Speaker 3: precisely one pair of white shoes. I have a pair

1943
01:31:22,479 --> 01:31:24,479
Speaker 3: of white Steve Maddens with like a saw tooth sole

1944
01:31:24,560 --> 01:31:27,040
Speaker 3: on them. I couldn't tell you the last time I

1945
01:31:27,080 --> 01:31:28,920
Speaker 3: wore them, because I'm like, where the hell am I

1946
01:31:28,960 --> 01:31:33,760
Speaker 3: gonna wear these, you know, white shoes that they're immediately

1947
01:31:33,800 --> 01:31:35,439
Speaker 3: scuffed and they look terrible whatever.

1948
01:31:36,200 --> 01:31:39,759
Speaker 4: But I bought like the Forest Gump Nikes a while

1949
01:31:39,840 --> 01:31:43,120
Speaker 4: back too. Okay, those are white with red. Yeah, but

1950
01:31:43,160 --> 01:31:46,280
Speaker 4: they do they get They get filthy so fast. That's

1951
01:31:46,280 --> 01:31:48,680
Speaker 4: why I only wear my Jordan's like once in a

1952
01:31:48,720 --> 01:31:51,240
Speaker 4: blue moon. That's like my dress shoe. Now, I don't

1953
01:31:51,240 --> 01:31:52,639
Speaker 4: wear dress shoes or any of that crap.

1954
01:31:52,760 --> 01:31:54,400
Speaker 2: Went to the marble room. I wore those sneakers.

1955
01:31:54,520 --> 01:31:58,000
Speaker 3: Dah, you didn't wear your gray sweatpants of the marble room. Da, No,

1956
01:31:58,680 --> 01:32:03,400
Speaker 3: check out my marbles. I'll take the check right here. No, sir,

1957
01:32:03,479 --> 01:32:05,880
Speaker 3: dinner is on us. Don't you worry at all?

1958
01:32:06,000 --> 01:32:12,160
Speaker 2: Dinner? That's right, table for two? No, I'm alone, thank you?

1959
01:32:12,720 --> 01:32:15,880
Speaker 2: Oh so still for two? Alan?

1960
01:32:15,880 --> 01:32:18,120
Speaker 3: What's wrong with wearing sweatpants out in public? I wear

1961
01:32:18,160 --> 01:32:21,559
Speaker 3: them all the time to the strip club. Well there

1962
01:32:21,600 --> 01:32:25,200
Speaker 3: you go right again. There's if there's nothing wrong with it.

1963
01:32:25,200 --> 01:32:27,400
Speaker 3: It's just something I feel like I shouldn't do.

1964
01:32:29,040 --> 01:32:30,920
Speaker 2: If you do it. God bless you boy.

1965
01:32:31,240 --> 01:32:34,519
Speaker 4: Cotton Balls did not care for your assessment of those

1966
01:32:34,560 --> 01:32:35,560
Speaker 4: air monarchs.

1967
01:32:35,680 --> 01:32:36,880
Speaker 2: He did not like that at all.

1968
01:32:37,280 --> 01:32:39,559
Speaker 4: Alan, I got a problem with your loud mouth buddy

1969
01:32:39,600 --> 01:32:42,640
Speaker 4: over there, Rob, what's wrong with air monarchs?

1970
01:32:42,800 --> 01:32:45,280
Speaker 2: I just got done getting harassed by my friends about him?

1971
01:32:45,280 --> 01:32:46,200
Speaker 2: Now you got to kick me in the.

1972
01:32:46,120 --> 01:32:50,960
Speaker 4: Balls or comfy ang, go golfing, hang, mow the grass,

1973
01:32:51,479 --> 01:32:52,599
Speaker 4: whatever I want them?

1974
01:32:53,000 --> 01:32:57,160
Speaker 2: Where'd you get your shoes? The toilet store, cotton Balls,

1975
01:32:57,200 --> 01:33:02,880
Speaker 2: westward is the toilet that? Yeah?

1976
01:33:02,920 --> 01:33:06,000
Speaker 3: Well listen, I'll tell you what he gave himself away.

1977
01:33:06,120 --> 01:33:10,240
Speaker 2: I can go golfing golf, Come on.

1978
01:33:10,240 --> 01:33:12,400
Speaker 4: That's why all those people are walking around with their

1979
01:33:12,439 --> 01:33:13,960
Speaker 4: T shirt tucked into their shorts.

1980
01:33:14,320 --> 01:33:21,400
Speaker 2: They're golfers, they're used to that. MM. Where'd you get

1981
01:33:21,400 --> 01:33:23,000
Speaker 2: your shoes? The toilet store?

1982
01:33:23,479 --> 01:33:26,519
Speaker 4: And I love the best part of that whole call

1983
01:33:27,200 --> 01:33:30,200
Speaker 4: was I just got finished getting my balls busted.

1984
01:33:29,920 --> 01:33:32,479
Speaker 2: On my friends. So clearly I'm not alone in my

1985
01:33:32,520 --> 01:33:33,479
Speaker 2: beliefs here, pal.

1986
01:33:33,640 --> 01:33:37,280
Speaker 3: No, but you know what, you gotta do what you love.

1987
01:33:37,640 --> 01:33:38,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree.

1988
01:33:38,800 --> 01:33:40,759
Speaker 3: You can't let anybody yuck here yum.

1989
01:33:41,320 --> 01:33:43,599
Speaker 2: I am absolutely someone who does not care.

1990
01:33:43,760 --> 01:33:45,639
Speaker 4: If I want to do something, I'm going to do something,

1991
01:33:45,800 --> 01:33:47,160
Speaker 4: There's no question about it.

1992
01:33:47,320 --> 01:33:48,719
Speaker 2: You gotta take the good at the bag. You're gonna

1993
01:33:48,720 --> 01:33:49,479
Speaker 2: catch the lumps for that.

1994
01:33:50,880 --> 01:33:51,920
Speaker 11: Car show on.

1995
01:33:56,400 --> 01:33:59,880
Speaker 14: All I know this violates every canon of respect the book.

1996
01:34:03,160 --> 01:34:05,879
Speaker 5: On one point seven double mms.

1997
01:34:08,080 --> 01:34:10,880
Speaker 3: Speaking of the iHeartRadio out, there's that talkback button there.

1998
01:34:10,920 --> 01:34:12,840
Speaker 2: You can always leave us messages if you like.

1999
01:34:12,920 --> 01:34:17,920
Speaker 23: What listening to yesterday's show and when let me time,

2000
01:34:17,960 --> 01:34:22,400
Speaker 23: Perez Builton comes on the intro song. I know it's

2001
01:34:22,479 --> 01:34:25,679
Speaker 23: pre recorded, but it all it always sounds like Mary

2002
01:34:25,920 --> 01:34:28,400
Speaker 23: or pound Cake, But I think Mary. It sounds like

2003
01:34:28,479 --> 01:34:31,639
Speaker 23: she's singing like along with it on the high note.

2004
01:34:31,560 --> 01:34:33,200
Speaker 2: Like her libity.

2005
01:34:33,320 --> 01:34:36,960
Speaker 14: Gus it's like she's harmonizing with it. It just sounds

2006
01:34:37,000 --> 01:34:41,400
Speaker 14: like that to me, all right, by.

2007
01:34:40,280 --> 01:34:42,160
Speaker 2: She is not I would like to hear.

2008
01:34:43,040 --> 01:34:45,519
Speaker 3: Simply because it is one of her favorite bits of

2009
01:34:45,560 --> 01:34:52,479
Speaker 3: the entire week. And so go ahead, singer, Sorry, Mary,

2010
01:34:52,520 --> 01:34:54,439
Speaker 3: that was your cue to come in again.

2011
01:34:55,120 --> 01:34:55,559
Speaker 12: That was me.

2012
01:34:55,760 --> 01:34:58,120
Speaker 6: I was singing that whole by myself harmonized.

2013
01:34:58,120 --> 01:35:00,080
Speaker 3: I was in the way that you're so prone to

2014
01:35:00,080 --> 01:35:12,000
Speaker 3: to do, getting the sense that she is not taking

2015
01:35:12,040 --> 01:35:12,599
Speaker 3: it serious.

2016
01:35:12,680 --> 01:35:17,519
Speaker 6: That's my singing voice. It's not as red. Listen, yes

2017
01:35:17,560 --> 01:35:20,280
Speaker 6: it is. You don't know me.

2018
01:35:37,080 --> 01:35:37,519
Speaker 2: Maybe it is.

2019
01:35:38,040 --> 01:35:38,240
Speaker 11: Maybe.

2020
01:35:39,479 --> 01:35:46,640
Speaker 4: Oh boy, hmm, all right, Alan, you keep lying and

2021
01:35:46,720 --> 01:35:51,680
Speaker 4: not admitting you're wrong like the rest of your liberal friends. Yeah,

2022
01:35:51,920 --> 01:35:56,200
Speaker 4: everything about Biden and Fauci apparently lying all the time

2023
01:35:56,240 --> 01:35:57,840
Speaker 4: because that Alex Jones club is black.

2024
01:35:58,120 --> 01:36:01,679
Speaker 2: I'm not Fauci. I don't lie, boy.

2025
01:36:01,680 --> 01:36:04,280
Speaker 3: Anthony Fauci was the greatest thing to ever happen to

2026
01:36:04,360 --> 01:36:08,320
Speaker 3: these dopes, somebody to hang their hat on. But also

2027
01:36:08,400 --> 01:36:11,240
Speaker 3: he's not even in like in the government anymore, and

2028
01:36:11,280 --> 01:36:12,800
Speaker 3: they're like Fauci.

2029
01:36:13,160 --> 01:36:17,960
Speaker 20: This is how things when you get more information, things change,

2030
01:36:18,000 --> 01:36:20,320
Speaker 20: And that's not for some people.

2031
01:36:20,360 --> 01:36:23,080
Speaker 2: I know. It's ridiculous. By the way, what happened?

2032
01:36:23,120 --> 01:36:25,320
Speaker 4: And I've had a couple of people ask me, Mary Lynn,

2033
01:36:25,479 --> 01:36:27,920
Speaker 4: what what happened to that tick that you had on

2034
01:36:27,960 --> 01:36:30,479
Speaker 4: your arm before we went to break You had.

2035
01:36:30,360 --> 01:36:36,040
Speaker 3: Some big old puss filled. Didn't you have a fluid

2036
01:36:36,040 --> 01:36:37,920
Speaker 3: filled pustewel in your body or something?

2037
01:36:38,000 --> 01:36:39,800
Speaker 6: It's so cold in here, no fluid filled.

2038
01:36:41,000 --> 01:36:41,599
Speaker 5: Turn it up.

2039
01:36:42,560 --> 01:36:43,280
Speaker 6: It's almost god.

2040
01:36:43,920 --> 01:36:46,519
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, right, you had ringworm underneath your opening for

2041
01:36:46,920 --> 01:36:47,519
Speaker 3: a chimera.

2042
01:36:47,640 --> 01:36:49,520
Speaker 2: By the way, on May thirteenth, ringworm.

2043
01:36:49,280 --> 01:36:53,280
Speaker 6: My circle is opening for chimera, in case you didn't know. Yeah,

2044
01:36:53,320 --> 01:36:56,320
Speaker 6: so it's just like faint. I started putting a loutremin

2045
01:36:56,920 --> 01:36:59,320
Speaker 6: ultra on it. It started to go away.

2046
01:36:59,400 --> 01:37:00,400
Speaker 2: Turn that up a little bit.

2047
01:37:00,479 --> 01:37:02,120
Speaker 4: I'm gonna yeah, it's okay, because I.

2048
01:37:02,040 --> 01:37:04,400
Speaker 3: Came in after having a whizz and I was like,

2049
01:37:04,439 --> 01:37:06,960
Speaker 3: what's chili in here? It was so so hot during

2050
01:37:07,040 --> 01:37:09,559
Speaker 3: the meeting. Yeah, because all that body heat. There's rarely

2051
01:37:09,600 --> 01:37:10,439
Speaker 3: that many people here.

2052
01:37:11,560 --> 01:37:14,200
Speaker 4: What'd you turn up to seventy two?

2053
01:37:14,479 --> 01:37:15,720
Speaker 6: Not even gonna get to that by the time the

2054
01:37:15,720 --> 01:37:16,160
Speaker 6: show's open.

2055
01:37:16,320 --> 01:37:19,000
Speaker 2: It will moves, baby pulp can move.

2056
01:37:19,240 --> 01:37:21,080
Speaker 6: Yeah, you can't really tell it anymore. I mean you can

2057
01:37:21,120 --> 01:37:23,000
Speaker 6: see like a barely an outline of it. But I

2058
01:37:23,120 --> 01:37:27,000
Speaker 6: see because I bought the lotriman specifically for ringworm, and

2059
01:37:27,080 --> 01:37:30,799
Speaker 6: I wasn't doing anything, so I switched to trust.

2060
01:37:30,920 --> 01:37:33,519
Speaker 2: They make low Triman specifically for work.

2061
01:37:33,560 --> 01:37:37,519
Speaker 6: They may get specifically for ringworm for athletes for like, Wait,

2062
01:37:37,640 --> 01:37:40,760
Speaker 6: but that's in the description or is the name on

2063
01:37:40,800 --> 01:37:42,600
Speaker 6: the bottle loa Triman ringworm.

2064
01:37:43,240 --> 01:37:45,880
Speaker 2: It's called low trim ringworm. Is it coming to tube?

2065
01:37:45,960 --> 01:37:48,840
Speaker 6: Yes, just like regular lutrimen. And so that wasn't working.

2066
01:37:49,200 --> 01:37:51,320
Speaker 3: I don't know anything about low Triman. I've heard of it,

2067
01:37:51,400 --> 01:37:55,320
Speaker 3: but anti cream, I hope I never have to know

2068
01:37:55,360 --> 01:37:57,599
Speaker 3: anything low triman ring worms.

2069
01:37:57,600 --> 01:38:02,280
Speaker 6: I switched from loutriman ringworm to lutriman. There is trim

2070
01:38:02,439 --> 01:38:04,240
Speaker 6: aff Yeah, that's what I have.

2071
01:38:05,080 --> 01:38:07,360
Speaker 2: Wow, I got ringworm af Son.

2072
01:38:08,479 --> 01:38:09,599
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's it's clear enough.

2073
01:38:10,720 --> 01:38:11,880
Speaker 2: So you don't know what you had.

2074
01:38:12,080 --> 01:38:15,519
Speaker 6: No, but whatever, this lotman's working because you've had thrush

2075
01:38:16,439 --> 01:38:17,200
Speaker 6: that was in my mouth.

2076
01:38:17,840 --> 01:38:21,280
Speaker 3: I understand. It's just something that people don't normally get sure.

2077
01:38:21,800 --> 01:38:26,320
Speaker 3: So we were rightly concerned that your ringworm might have

2078
01:38:26,400 --> 01:38:27,320
Speaker 3: been a bigger deal.

2079
01:38:27,400 --> 01:38:28,679
Speaker 2: And thank god it's not.

2080
01:38:29,080 --> 01:38:31,200
Speaker 6: Well Cream Action curring it up lo.

2081
01:38:31,200 --> 01:38:36,719
Speaker 3: Triman, af athletes, foot ringworm, jock itch.

2082
01:38:38,240 --> 01:38:39,000
Speaker 2: I gotta say.

2083
01:38:39,960 --> 01:38:43,559
Speaker 3: I was a wrestler for many years, high school, part

2084
01:38:43,600 --> 01:38:48,240
Speaker 3: of college. You can get sweaty, yes, of course, athletes.

2085
01:38:48,520 --> 01:38:50,160
Speaker 3: I never understood jock itch.

2086
01:38:50,800 --> 01:38:52,320
Speaker 6: And you know that it's just an use infection of

2087
01:38:52,360 --> 01:38:52,639
Speaker 6: the skin.

2088
01:38:53,080 --> 01:38:57,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, yes, it seems to me. Maybe you've got too

2089
01:38:57,720 --> 01:39:01,160
Speaker 4: many folds. If that's happened, I don't have ye Oh, no, guys,

2090
01:39:01,640 --> 01:39:03,040
Speaker 4: you have a jock jock itch.

2091
01:39:03,600 --> 01:39:07,240
Speaker 3: It's a nice way of saying, hey, clean yourself or

2092
01:39:07,400 --> 01:39:09,160
Speaker 3: I don't know. I mean, people get sweaty, and I

2093
01:39:09,200 --> 01:39:14,400
Speaker 3: understand bodies are different, but that's why you and fungle

2094
01:39:14,520 --> 01:39:15,639
Speaker 3: infection on your.

2095
01:39:15,720 --> 01:39:18,679
Speaker 6: Junk is not on your junk, Actually, get it's.

2096
01:39:18,560 --> 01:39:20,439
Speaker 4: On your junk or you're inner thigh or your.

2097
01:39:20,360 --> 01:39:22,559
Speaker 6: Ass or you know, in a kitchen. So in the

2098
01:39:22,720 --> 01:39:26,439
Speaker 6: jock area, he'd work like fourteen hour days in a

2099
01:39:26,479 --> 01:39:28,280
Speaker 6: hot kitchen and he'd get.

2100
01:39:28,080 --> 01:39:31,559
Speaker 2: That, homie. I worked in restaurants for many years.

2101
01:39:31,560 --> 01:39:32,960
Speaker 6: You're never in the kitchen though.

2102
01:39:32,840 --> 01:39:34,360
Speaker 2: In and out of the kitchen all night long.

2103
01:39:34,520 --> 01:39:36,360
Speaker 6: Not the same as being in front of a fryer

2104
01:39:36,560 --> 01:39:39,439
Speaker 6: or a hot grill for fourteen straight hours.

2105
01:39:39,680 --> 01:39:42,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, how do you get jocketch from being in front

2106
01:39:42,200 --> 01:39:46,240
Speaker 3: of the hot grill the whole day sixteen Yeah, but

2107
01:39:46,240 --> 01:39:47,960
Speaker 3: then you go home in your shower, right.

2108
01:39:47,960 --> 01:39:52,920
Speaker 4: But if you're but sixteen hours in front of yeah,

2109
01:39:53,080 --> 01:39:55,040
Speaker 4: it happens. Well, clearly it does.

2110
01:39:55,080 --> 01:39:58,240
Speaker 3: I'm just saying like, after a long day of working

2111
01:39:58,280 --> 01:40:01,200
Speaker 3: the grill, I mean, going home in showering every night.

2112
01:40:01,160 --> 01:40:03,479
Speaker 4: Doesn't fix it. Not if you were sound.

2113
01:40:04,400 --> 01:40:06,680
Speaker 20: Thing it might be if you're very sweaty in front

2114
01:40:06,680 --> 01:40:10,680
Speaker 20: of the group, because it would happen, uh when I

2115
01:40:10,720 --> 01:40:13,519
Speaker 20: would work and work for my dad, because you're outside

2116
01:40:13,640 --> 01:40:16,000
Speaker 20: working all day and you're sweaty and stuff like that,

2117
01:40:16,000 --> 01:40:17,680
Speaker 20: so you have to gold.

2118
01:40:17,400 --> 01:40:19,360
Speaker 2: Bound up the old boys down there.

2119
01:40:20,640 --> 01:40:22,880
Speaker 4: You stayed dry in the crotchela area.

2120
01:40:23,280 --> 01:40:25,360
Speaker 6: Croutchel the sun word.

2121
01:40:25,800 --> 01:40:28,600
Speaker 2: Can we ask Mary about her long lost brother? I

2122
01:40:28,640 --> 01:40:29,439
Speaker 2: don't know what that means.

2123
01:40:29,640 --> 01:40:33,080
Speaker 6: Oh, I knew this was gonna come up after I

2124
01:40:33,120 --> 01:40:36,240
Speaker 6: did Crystal Quantico. I've never talked about this on air.

2125
01:40:36,280 --> 01:40:37,880
Speaker 2: Oh this is from Chris mcwonzica.

2126
01:40:38,000 --> 01:40:39,479
Speaker 6: Yeah, I've never talked about it on air before, but

2127
01:40:39,520 --> 01:40:42,280
Speaker 6: I did do a bit. I have a bit about

2128
01:40:42,479 --> 01:40:45,280
Speaker 6: how after my dad died, we found out that he

2129
01:40:45,360 --> 01:40:46,519
Speaker 6: might have another kid.

2130
01:40:46,840 --> 01:40:47,719
Speaker 2: Oh, a secret family.

2131
01:40:47,760 --> 01:40:50,560
Speaker 6: See, not a secret family. So it's another kid is

2132
01:40:50,560 --> 01:40:51,240
Speaker 6: a secret family?

2133
01:40:51,320 --> 01:40:51,479
Speaker 18: Right.

2134
01:40:51,560 --> 01:40:54,439
Speaker 6: It's uh, it's not as flashy as I make it

2135
01:40:54,479 --> 01:40:56,679
Speaker 6: sound in the joke. Obviously it's embellished for the joke,

2136
01:40:56,880 --> 01:40:58,400
Speaker 6: but essentially what happened was.

2137
01:40:58,439 --> 01:40:59,679
Speaker 2: Have they ever embellished any my jokes?

2138
01:40:59,680 --> 01:41:01,479
Speaker 6: By the way, You're right?

2139
01:41:03,240 --> 01:41:03,719
Speaker 2: Essentially?

2140
01:41:03,800 --> 01:41:06,120
Speaker 6: So, the day that I wrote my dad's obituary, I

2141
01:41:06,160 --> 01:41:08,080
Speaker 6: came over to my sister's house and everybody was there

2142
01:41:08,080 --> 01:41:09,479
Speaker 6: and I was like reading it to them, and I

2143
01:41:09,520 --> 01:41:11,680
Speaker 6: was like, how does this sound? My mom and my

2144
01:41:11,680 --> 01:41:14,160
Speaker 6: one brother were super quiet and weird, and I was

2145
01:41:14,200 --> 01:41:17,360
Speaker 6: like what. And my mom was like, well, you might

2146
01:41:17,439 --> 01:41:19,840
Speaker 6: have to add someone to that obituary. And I was like,

2147
01:41:19,880 --> 01:41:22,000
Speaker 6: who did I leave out? And she like her my

2148
01:41:22,040 --> 01:41:23,760
Speaker 6: brother kept being weird, and I was like what, Like,

2149
01:41:23,800 --> 01:41:24,519
Speaker 6: tell me what's going on?

2150
01:41:24,600 --> 01:41:25,800
Speaker 2: Oh, this was known to.

2151
01:41:26,360 --> 01:41:29,520
Speaker 6: My mom and my oldest brother and.

2152
01:41:29,120 --> 01:41:30,639
Speaker 2: You were in the dark, but not everybody.

2153
01:41:30,640 --> 01:41:32,639
Speaker 6: So everybody else was just my mom and my oldest

2154
01:41:32,640 --> 01:41:34,800
Speaker 6: brother apparently knew about this. And I was like, we're

2155
01:41:34,800 --> 01:41:38,599
Speaker 6: you talking about and she goes, your dad might have

2156
01:41:38,760 --> 01:41:40,680
Speaker 6: another kid out there. I was like, what do you mean?

2157
01:41:40,720 --> 01:41:44,439
Speaker 6: He might have another kid. I guess when my mom

2158
01:41:44,479 --> 01:41:48,559
Speaker 6: and my dad first started dating, he was also hooking

2159
01:41:48,680 --> 01:41:52,320
Speaker 6: up with a married lady, and he got the married

2160
01:41:52,400 --> 01:41:56,800
Speaker 6: lady pregnant, but she never she had a husband, so

2161
01:41:56,840 --> 01:41:59,719
Speaker 6: she never told her husband I was sleeping with somebody

2162
01:41:59,720 --> 01:42:02,679
Speaker 6: else not pregnant. So she and my dad just called

2163
01:42:02,680 --> 01:42:05,559
Speaker 6: things off, and then he started seeing my mom. So

2164
01:42:05,600 --> 01:42:08,760
Speaker 6: this married lady never told her husband that their kid

2165
01:42:08,880 --> 01:42:09,719
Speaker 6: might not be there.

2166
01:42:11,320 --> 01:42:11,639
Speaker 3: Lying.

2167
01:42:13,880 --> 01:42:15,720
Speaker 6: I was like, Mom, so what you want us to

2168
01:42:15,800 --> 01:42:17,960
Speaker 6: do is call this dude that no one in our

2169
01:42:18,000 --> 01:42:21,160
Speaker 6: family has ever had any type of interaction with him,

2170
01:42:21,200 --> 01:42:25,120
Speaker 6: Say and say the dad that you grew up knowing

2171
01:42:25,600 --> 01:42:27,639
Speaker 6: is not your real dad, and your real dad is dead.

2172
01:42:27,720 --> 01:42:29,519
Speaker 6: And also none of this might be true. Can't you

2173
01:42:29,600 --> 01:42:30,360
Speaker 6: take a DNA test?

2174
01:42:30,920 --> 01:42:31,080
Speaker 18: Kid?

2175
01:42:31,080 --> 01:42:35,759
Speaker 6: Doesn't mean she was hel bent on the phone gones,

2176
01:42:35,880 --> 01:42:37,960
Speaker 6: she was hell bent on the fact, like that is

2177
01:42:38,000 --> 01:42:41,080
Speaker 6: your father's son, and you need to tell him he

2178
01:42:41,080 --> 01:42:41,320
Speaker 6: has a.

2179
01:42:41,360 --> 01:42:41,800
Speaker 2: Right to know.

2180
01:42:41,880 --> 01:42:44,160
Speaker 6: I'm like, we're not blown up this guy's life right now,

2181
01:42:44,400 --> 01:42:45,200
Speaker 6: that's ridiculous.

2182
01:42:45,240 --> 01:42:47,599
Speaker 2: He's not ten, he's forty, right, Yeah, he.

2183
01:42:47,560 --> 01:42:49,360
Speaker 6: Was the same age as my older brother. So my

2184
01:42:49,439 --> 01:42:52,559
Speaker 6: mom got pregnant shortly after this lady got pregnant. So

2185
01:42:52,720 --> 01:42:55,519
Speaker 6: that's why my older brother knew about it. Wow, but yeah,

2186
01:42:55,640 --> 01:42:57,439
Speaker 6: so that's I have a joke about it where I

2187
01:42:57,520 --> 01:43:00,000
Speaker 6: talk about finding out my dad had another kid.

2188
01:42:59,800 --> 01:43:02,080
Speaker 2: And how did it? Is his real name the name

2189
01:43:02,120 --> 01:43:02,599
Speaker 2: in the joke?

2190
01:43:02,720 --> 01:43:04,439
Speaker 6: No, his real name is. I say the name Carl

2191
01:43:04,520 --> 01:43:05,880
Speaker 6: in the joke because it's a funny name.

2192
01:43:05,960 --> 01:43:06,519
Speaker 2: What's the joke?

2193
01:43:07,280 --> 01:43:08,519
Speaker 6: It's like a three minutes.

2194
01:43:08,360 --> 01:43:10,519
Speaker 2: Oh, how did it turn out?

2195
01:43:10,520 --> 01:43:10,680
Speaker 11: Though?

2196
01:43:10,680 --> 01:43:12,920
Speaker 2: Did he end up coming or no? We didn't even content?

2197
01:43:13,040 --> 01:43:14,519
Speaker 6: No, there's no way to do it on a d

2198
01:43:14,720 --> 01:43:17,240
Speaker 6: L Yeah, yeah, there's no point. And can you even

2199
01:43:17,280 --> 01:43:20,320
Speaker 6: do a DNA test if the person's dead, Like, would

2200
01:43:20,360 --> 01:43:21,920
Speaker 6: they be able to compare it to my dad's DNA?

2201
01:43:22,000 --> 01:43:24,320
Speaker 3: They would be able to. They would probably be able to, guys,

2202
01:43:24,439 --> 01:43:26,840
Speaker 3: compare it to you. Guys, they need four we.

2203
01:43:27,000 --> 01:43:28,000
Speaker 6: Have different moms.

2204
01:43:28,240 --> 01:43:28,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you can.

2205
01:43:29,120 --> 01:43:31,960
Speaker 3: But your dad's DNA is still if there was any

2206
01:43:32,040 --> 01:43:34,280
Speaker 3: kind of match, they would go, yeah, this is your brother.

2207
01:43:34,160 --> 01:43:35,759
Speaker 6: Fifty matched with this person.

2208
01:43:35,880 --> 01:43:37,240
Speaker 9: I was like, haven't you ever heard of like twenty

2209
01:43:37,280 --> 01:43:38,280
Speaker 9: three meters that's what they do?

2210
01:43:38,920 --> 01:43:41,360
Speaker 6: Yeah, I guess, but yeah, my mom My mom brought

2211
01:43:41,400 --> 01:43:44,400
Speaker 6: it up because her thought process was although you think

2212
01:43:44,439 --> 01:43:47,160
Speaker 6: wish she could include him in the obituary. I'm like, Mom, No,

2213
01:43:47,160 --> 01:43:48,160
Speaker 6: nobody's ever met this guy.

2214
01:43:48,200 --> 01:43:50,599
Speaker 3: I get these people who are insistent on I say

2215
01:43:50,600 --> 01:43:52,680
Speaker 3: this what I call this throwing tacks in the road.

2216
01:43:52,720 --> 01:43:53,400
Speaker 6: There's no points.

2217
01:43:53,400 --> 01:43:55,400
Speaker 3: I accuse Gwen of this all the time. We'll be

2218
01:43:55,479 --> 01:43:58,000
Speaker 3: doing something with our daughter or something, and the situation

2219
01:43:58,040 --> 01:43:58,559
Speaker 3: will be set.

2220
01:43:58,880 --> 01:44:02,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is what's going to happen, and Gwen will go, well,

2221
01:44:02,120 --> 01:44:04,120
Speaker 4: maybe you like to do I go, there's mom throwing.

2222
01:44:03,920 --> 01:44:05,519
Speaker 6: Tax in the road again, already had it all.

2223
01:44:05,800 --> 01:44:10,400
Speaker 3: That's right, your you know and women, right, she's trying

2224
01:44:10,400 --> 01:44:12,599
Speaker 3: to be cool. But I mean, uh, that's what your

2225
01:44:12,600 --> 01:44:14,680
Speaker 3: mom's doing, throwing tax in the road. Yes, this is

2226
01:44:14,680 --> 01:44:18,360
Speaker 3: a set situation. This isn't going to improve anyone's life.

2227
01:44:18,360 --> 01:44:20,240
Speaker 6: That's exactly what we were saying when we were like, Mom,

2228
01:44:20,240 --> 01:44:21,719
Speaker 6: there's zero benefit.

2229
01:44:21,800 --> 01:44:23,960
Speaker 3: It's a guy he didn't know, right, would you care

2230
01:44:24,000 --> 01:44:24,920
Speaker 3: if a stranger died?

2231
01:44:25,000 --> 01:44:25,080
Speaker 11: No?

2232
01:44:25,439 --> 01:44:25,919
Speaker 2: Exactly.

2233
01:44:26,400 --> 01:44:28,680
Speaker 6: And now what now you're gonna if his parents are

2234
01:44:28,680 --> 01:44:30,599
Speaker 6: still married, We're going to blow up their marriage.

2235
01:44:30,720 --> 01:44:33,080
Speaker 2: Right, Maybe he cares that he's got a celebrity sister.

2236
01:44:33,920 --> 01:44:37,760
Speaker 2: The Mary Santa.

2237
01:44:36,880 --> 01:44:38,439
Speaker 6: Headlining Hilarity is juniorary fifteen.

2238
01:44:38,479 --> 01:44:40,400
Speaker 2: Did you immediately look him up on Facebook and see

2239
01:44:40,400 --> 01:44:40,880
Speaker 2: what he looks like?

2240
01:44:40,920 --> 01:44:42,040
Speaker 6: So, I guess my brother went.

2241
01:44:42,000 --> 01:44:42,720
Speaker 2: To trouble Land.

2242
01:44:42,760 --> 01:44:44,679
Speaker 3: Is you also want to make sure that this dude's

2243
01:44:44,720 --> 01:44:47,600
Speaker 3: not hot, so that none of you Okay.

2244
01:44:47,680 --> 01:44:49,519
Speaker 6: My brother, older brother went to school with him, so

2245
01:44:49,560 --> 01:44:52,800
Speaker 6: he's showing us pictures and everyone, and then everyone's like, oh,

2246
01:44:52,840 --> 01:44:55,320
Speaker 6: he definitely looks like dead. I was like, we all

2247
01:44:55,360 --> 01:44:58,759
Speaker 6: look so generic. We're all just blonde haired, green eyed kids,

2248
01:44:58,800 --> 01:45:00,840
Speaker 6: Like we all look like other white person.

2249
01:45:00,920 --> 01:45:04,599
Speaker 2: So, but you know, if somebody looks like you, I mean, not.

2250
01:45:04,600 --> 01:45:07,160
Speaker 9: Really Okay, but how can you how can you play

2251
01:45:07,200 --> 01:45:09,320
Speaker 9: that cool when you have a half brother?

2252
01:45:10,760 --> 01:45:12,880
Speaker 6: Maybe but it's not even we don't even know if

2253
01:45:12,920 --> 01:45:14,360
Speaker 6: it's for sure him.

2254
01:45:14,600 --> 01:45:16,960
Speaker 3: But I don't know a lot of eggs in that basket,

2255
01:45:17,000 --> 01:45:18,760
Speaker 3: but in a maybe basket. I don't know if I

2256
01:45:18,800 --> 01:45:22,080
Speaker 3: could do that, like going to school seeing this dude

2257
01:45:22,120 --> 01:45:24,360
Speaker 3: every day a half brother.

2258
01:45:24,439 --> 01:45:26,639
Speaker 6: I don't know that my brother knew about it at

2259
01:45:26,640 --> 01:45:27,080
Speaker 6: the time.

2260
01:45:27,200 --> 01:45:28,240
Speaker 2: At the time, okay, they.

2261
01:45:28,080 --> 01:45:30,559
Speaker 6: Were friends on Facebook because they went to school together.

2262
01:45:32,000 --> 01:45:34,400
Speaker 6: So I think my mom or dad might have told

2263
01:45:34,479 --> 01:45:37,000
Speaker 6: him down the road. I don't think that my brother

2264
01:45:37,080 --> 01:45:38,160
Speaker 6: knew that growing up.

2265
01:45:38,360 --> 01:45:40,599
Speaker 20: If you are the half brother and you know Colin

2266
01:45:40,720 --> 01:45:41,439
Speaker 20: right now two on.

2267
01:45:41,520 --> 01:45:45,040
Speaker 6: Six seven eight one was no one contacted him, no

2268
01:45:45,080 --> 01:45:48,200
Speaker 6: one reached out or anything unless his mom opened up

2269
01:45:48,479 --> 01:45:51,599
Speaker 6: about this story. Some reason.

2270
01:45:52,120 --> 01:45:54,519
Speaker 4: I can't imagine she would because think.

2271
01:45:54,360 --> 01:45:56,479
Speaker 9: About all the child like maybe not child board, but

2272
01:45:56,479 --> 01:45:59,559
Speaker 9: if they got divorced, and like kids come into play

2273
01:45:59,600 --> 01:46:02,280
Speaker 9: once they it's the divorce like custody. This guy had

2274
01:46:02,280 --> 01:46:04,360
Speaker 9: to uproot his life to take care of this kid,

2275
01:46:04,520 --> 01:46:07,280
Speaker 9: and when it could possibly not be his kid, I'll

2276
01:46:07,840 --> 01:46:09,840
Speaker 9: have trust issues. I'm not even straight, and I got

2277
01:46:09,840 --> 01:46:11,560
Speaker 9: trust issues. That's ridiculous.

2278
01:46:13,400 --> 01:46:15,280
Speaker 3: This twenty I have a twenty three in me in

2279
01:46:15,439 --> 01:46:18,760
Speaker 3: process as we speak, because I don't, you know, I'm

2280
01:46:18,800 --> 01:46:20,439
Speaker 3: always like I don't really know what I am. I

2281
01:46:20,439 --> 01:46:22,360
Speaker 3: did like an ancestry dot Com thing, but that's not

2282
01:46:22,400 --> 01:46:25,559
Speaker 3: a DNA thing. That's like tracing your family through whatever.

2283
01:46:25,920 --> 01:46:29,280
Speaker 3: So I finally did a twenty three in me and

2284
01:46:29,439 --> 01:46:32,600
Speaker 3: they give you a timeline and they said, we're genotyping

2285
01:46:32,640 --> 01:46:35,200
Speaker 3: your whatever, and so it's going to be done in

2286
01:46:35,240 --> 01:46:36,280
Speaker 3: a few weeks.

2287
01:46:36,720 --> 01:46:38,880
Speaker 2: But what comes out of these I.

2288
01:46:38,800 --> 01:46:40,840
Speaker 3: Want to know if I'm well, sure, Irish or whatever,

2289
01:46:40,880 --> 01:46:43,040
Speaker 3: I know I'm white, but I want to know more

2290
01:46:43,080 --> 01:46:43,920
Speaker 3: specifically than that.

2291
01:46:44,880 --> 01:46:46,479
Speaker 2: On my dad's side. We know what we are on

2292
01:46:46,479 --> 01:46:47,240
Speaker 2: my mom's side.

2293
01:46:47,400 --> 01:46:49,800
Speaker 3: But what comes out of these a lot more and

2294
01:46:49,840 --> 01:46:54,439
Speaker 3: more is people finding out that they have siblings. I'm

2295
01:46:54,479 --> 01:46:57,840
Speaker 3: not concerned about that, but a lot of people, and

2296
01:46:57,880 --> 01:47:01,720
Speaker 3: these companies are starting to tell people, hey, FYI, when

2297
01:47:01,760 --> 01:47:04,280
Speaker 3: you do these twenty three and me, if there's anything

2298
01:47:04,360 --> 01:47:06,840
Speaker 3: hinky in your family, you might find out some things

2299
01:47:06,880 --> 01:47:09,000
Speaker 3: you don't. It's like in the disclaimer now, when I

2300
01:47:09,040 --> 01:47:12,120
Speaker 3: took the thing out, they go, hey, f yi. Oh yeah,

2301
01:47:12,600 --> 01:47:16,800
Speaker 3: just so you know, I don't remember how legaliese. They

2302
01:47:16,800 --> 01:47:19,559
Speaker 3: put it in diplomatically in corporate speak, but you know,

2303
01:47:20,479 --> 01:47:23,920
Speaker 3: results may differ from the familial, you know whatever.

2304
01:47:24,200 --> 01:47:26,840
Speaker 6: So actually, the night that my mom told us all

2305
01:47:26,840 --> 01:47:30,000
Speaker 6: about that was the same night my Brian.

2306
01:47:30,040 --> 01:47:31,280
Speaker 4: Why can't I talk about.

2307
01:47:31,080 --> 01:47:31,400
Speaker 2: Him, right?

2308
01:47:31,920 --> 01:47:35,479
Speaker 6: Brian said, Honey, No, it's the first night that he

2309
01:47:35,560 --> 01:47:39,479
Speaker 6: met my family. So everyone was in town obviously because

2310
01:47:39,479 --> 01:47:42,080
Speaker 6: my dad passed away, and the night that he came

2311
01:47:42,120 --> 01:47:44,240
Speaker 6: over for the first time to meet all my brothers

2312
01:47:44,280 --> 01:47:47,640
Speaker 6: and sisters is when this bomb was dressed on everybody

2313
01:47:47,880 --> 01:47:49,840
Speaker 6: and we kind of walked outside because we were leaving.

2314
01:47:49,880 --> 01:47:52,280
Speaker 6: Not shortly after that, we had to get his daughter home,

2315
01:47:52,960 --> 01:47:55,320
Speaker 6: and I was like kind of messed up, and I

2316
01:47:55,360 --> 01:47:57,599
Speaker 6: was like angry and aggravated and all this kind of stuff.

2317
01:47:57,640 --> 01:47:59,720
Speaker 6: And I like, as soon as we stepped outside of

2318
01:47:59,720 --> 01:48:01,400
Speaker 6: my so's house, Brian looks at me and he just

2319
01:48:01,439 --> 01:48:05,360
Speaker 6: goes Jerry jy. I was like, I don't even know, Like,

2320
01:48:05,479 --> 01:48:06,840
Speaker 6: this is not the way I thought you were going

2321
01:48:06,880 --> 01:48:10,440
Speaker 6: to meet my family. To be honest with you, yeah,

2322
01:48:10,479 --> 01:48:11,120
Speaker 6: what if.

2323
01:48:11,000 --> 01:48:13,639
Speaker 3: You found out that this dude had purchased a bunch

2324
01:48:13,640 --> 01:48:14,559
Speaker 3: of footpicks from you?

2325
01:48:14,960 --> 01:48:17,400
Speaker 6: That would be weird if he ended up being my

2326
01:48:17,439 --> 01:48:21,599
Speaker 6: half brother. Oh no, gross, I.

2327
01:48:21,560 --> 01:48:27,560
Speaker 4: Mean only fan he was on my sisters. I recognize

2328
01:48:27,640 --> 01:48:28,600
Speaker 4: those feet.

2329
01:48:29,320 --> 01:48:33,320
Speaker 6: Yeah, like if we had the same feet, Like he

2330
01:48:33,360 --> 01:48:35,160
Speaker 6: bought the pictures of mine and he's like, wait a minute,

2331
01:48:35,439 --> 01:48:38,439
Speaker 6: those are just like mine, our dad's feet.

2332
01:48:38,640 --> 01:48:40,519
Speaker 3: I could just be taking pictures of my own feet

2333
01:48:41,600 --> 01:48:44,960
Speaker 3: mm hmm. And my jaw dropped when Mary did that

2334
01:48:45,040 --> 01:48:46,000
Speaker 3: joke on stage.

2335
01:48:46,400 --> 01:48:48,240
Speaker 6: Yeah, I well, because I've never talked about it on

2336
01:48:48,280 --> 01:48:50,920
Speaker 6: air before, but I do it in my stand up routine.

2337
01:48:50,960 --> 01:48:52,880
Speaker 6: I have a whole you know, section about my dad

2338
01:48:52,880 --> 01:48:55,200
Speaker 6: passing away. And that's one part of it. And uh,

2339
01:48:55,479 --> 01:48:58,120
Speaker 6: I'm actually surprised that it's taken this long for somebody

2340
01:48:58,120 --> 01:48:59,559
Speaker 6: to say something about it, because I was like, I'm

2341
01:48:59,600 --> 01:49:01,800
Speaker 6: not going to be it up if it comes up

2342
01:49:01,840 --> 01:49:03,400
Speaker 6: after someone sees the show, and I've been I mean,

2343
01:49:03,439 --> 01:49:05,320
Speaker 6: I've been doing that joke since my dad died. I've

2344
01:49:05,320 --> 01:49:08,720
Speaker 6: been doing that joke almost two years. So there you go.

2345
01:49:09,320 --> 01:49:11,639
Speaker 3: No one has come for no one's blown up the spot.

2346
01:49:11,720 --> 01:49:12,240
Speaker 6: No one said it.

2347
01:49:12,320 --> 01:49:16,599
Speaker 3: They're two, you know, they're too they want to keep

2348
01:49:16,600 --> 01:49:19,960
Speaker 3: it professional, keep the peace, that's right. They're too embarrassed.

2349
01:49:21,040 --> 01:49:22,080
Speaker 2: They're like, they.

2350
01:49:22,040 --> 01:49:24,439
Speaker 6: Don't want to ask. I don't want to, but they

2351
01:49:24,479 --> 01:49:26,160
Speaker 6: don't want to be the guy who asks for him.

2352
01:49:26,439 --> 01:49:26,760
Speaker 4: I would.

2353
01:49:27,000 --> 01:49:28,880
Speaker 3: I'm sure there would be a part of your brain

2354
01:49:29,200 --> 01:49:32,160
Speaker 3: that would want information you didn't have, But by the

2355
01:49:32,200 --> 01:49:33,960
Speaker 3: time you're forty and you have your own family or

2356
01:49:34,040 --> 01:49:36,360
Speaker 3: your own kids, like, who cares. I didn't know this

2357
01:49:36,400 --> 01:49:40,160
Speaker 3: guy when he was alive. Who cares if I find out?

2358
01:49:40,840 --> 01:49:40,960
Speaker 18: Right?

2359
01:49:41,240 --> 01:49:44,719
Speaker 6: Only downside there's it's there was no positives to the situation.

2360
01:49:44,800 --> 01:49:45,960
Speaker 6: And that's what we were all trying to tell My

2361
01:49:46,000 --> 01:49:47,080
Speaker 6: mom and she's like, I don't.

2362
01:49:46,880 --> 01:49:49,519
Speaker 2: Know why That's why I'm so surprised, you guys.

2363
01:49:49,920 --> 01:49:50,040
Speaker 18: Po.

2364
01:49:50,320 --> 01:49:52,599
Speaker 6: She loves it. She loves drama more than any person,

2365
01:49:52,680 --> 01:49:54,360
Speaker 6: my mom, more than any person ever wanted.

2366
01:49:54,600 --> 01:49:55,600
Speaker 2: So unnecessary.

2367
01:49:55,800 --> 01:49:56,679
Speaker 6: She just likes trauma.

2368
01:49:56,720 --> 01:49:59,240
Speaker 2: Man, She likes blowing up other people's lives.

2369
01:49:59,240 --> 01:50:00,880
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, actual, well, that.

2370
01:50:00,920 --> 01:50:03,479
Speaker 2: Goes beyond drama. I mean drama's like did you hear what?

2371
01:50:03,640 --> 01:50:04,000
Speaker 3: Jane?

2372
01:50:04,040 --> 01:50:05,719
Speaker 2: Did it work? That's drama.

2373
01:50:05,880 --> 01:50:07,160
Speaker 6: She would be like, did you Jane did?

2374
01:50:07,200 --> 01:50:09,360
Speaker 4: I'm gonna call her o kah, yeah.

2375
01:50:09,360 --> 01:50:10,120
Speaker 2: Make sure he knows.

2376
01:50:10,920 --> 01:50:13,680
Speaker 3: If you remember Afro Man, remember Afroman?

2377
01:50:13,800 --> 01:50:14,519
Speaker 2: He had one big hit.

2378
01:50:14,600 --> 01:50:18,200
Speaker 3: He had because I got high. And he lives in Ohio.

2379
01:50:18,280 --> 01:50:21,639
Speaker 3: He lives in suburban Cincinnati. I think we talked about

2380
01:50:21,640 --> 01:50:25,320
Speaker 3: this a while ago, that the sheriff's deputies rolled into

2381
01:50:25,360 --> 01:50:30,080
Speaker 3: this guy's joint, knocking down doors and because they were

2382
01:50:30,080 --> 01:50:33,360
Speaker 3: looking for all they said, they were looking for h

2383
01:50:34,720 --> 01:50:39,920
Speaker 3: drug trafficking and somebody had accused him of human trafficking

2384
01:50:40,120 --> 01:50:42,960
Speaker 3: all kinds of They were bound and determined to find

2385
01:50:42,960 --> 01:50:46,720
Speaker 3: some kind of trafficking. And they took some pot, took

2386
01:50:46,760 --> 01:50:49,799
Speaker 3: about five grand in cash, but they didn't file any charges.

2387
01:50:49,920 --> 01:50:54,240
Speaker 3: But they came in hot because all these local municipalities.

2388
01:50:54,280 --> 01:50:57,200
Speaker 3: Now you know they have tanks and all kinds of stuff,

2389
01:50:57,240 --> 01:50:59,599
Speaker 3: so you know they're going to serve a bench warrant

2390
01:50:59,600 --> 01:51:06,080
Speaker 3: and through the whole place anyway. Afro Man, always ready

2391
01:51:07,280 --> 01:51:12,719
Speaker 3: to polish a turd, always ready to find the silver lining,

2392
01:51:12,960 --> 01:51:15,439
Speaker 3: has already created two new songs on the subject.

2393
01:51:15,880 --> 01:51:17,560
Speaker 2: One of them is called Lemon pound.

2394
01:51:17,320 --> 01:51:26,599
Speaker 13: Cake the Adams County Sheer kick down my Door.

2395
01:51:27,600 --> 01:51:29,640
Speaker 11: Then I heard the glass.

2396
01:51:29,439 --> 01:51:33,960
Speaker 5: Pray, very literal songround.

2397
01:51:33,479 --> 01:51:37,760
Speaker 21: No kidnapping victims, just some pound.

2398
01:51:43,800 --> 01:51:45,200
Speaker 2: By the boardwalk, right, yeah.

2399
01:51:49,400 --> 01:51:51,679
Speaker 13: It made the share off one and put it down

2400
01:51:51,760 --> 01:51:57,800
Speaker 13: his gun. They cut him.

2401
01:51:56,120 --> 01:51:58,479
Speaker 2: Right, so you know he's got lemon pound cake. Still

2402
01:51:58,560 --> 01:51:58,840
Speaker 2: got it?

2403
01:51:58,880 --> 01:51:59,040
Speaker 16: Man?

2404
01:51:59,120 --> 01:51:59,760
Speaker 4: You got it?

2405
01:51:59,800 --> 01:52:02,000
Speaker 14: Have you are?

2406
01:52:02,240 --> 01:52:02,599
Speaker 18: Oh? Yeah?

2407
01:52:02,640 --> 01:52:02,960
Speaker 2: Look at me?

2408
01:52:03,240 --> 01:52:05,320
Speaker 3: I look like a ghost now because the sun is

2409
01:52:05,360 --> 01:52:06,759
Speaker 3: beating right on my face.

2410
01:52:07,240 --> 01:52:08,320
Speaker 6: Do you want my sunglasses?

2411
01:52:08,360 --> 01:52:08,439
Speaker 13: No?

2412
01:52:08,560 --> 01:52:10,840
Speaker 2: Thank you, tortoise shell.

2413
01:52:11,200 --> 01:52:13,880
Speaker 3: And then the other song is called will you help

2414
01:52:13,920 --> 01:52:18,479
Speaker 3: Me repair My Door? Because obviously he incurred some costs

2415
01:52:18,479 --> 01:52:23,240
Speaker 3: from them just rolling in and tearing through the place.

2416
01:52:24,760 --> 01:52:27,360
Speaker 3: You can stream these. He'll get a cut. He's just

2417
01:52:27,360 --> 01:52:32,800
Speaker 3: trying to make his way in the world. Show you

2418
01:52:32,880 --> 01:52:33,479
Speaker 3: the video him.

2419
01:52:36,160 --> 01:52:42,639
Speaker 11: Will you help me repair my gay? Will you help

2420
01:52:42,720 --> 01:52:50,240
Speaker 11: me repair my door. If you're fine what you're looking for,

2421
01:52:52,560 --> 01:52:55,960
Speaker 11: will you help me repair.

2422
01:52:57,000 --> 01:52:59,920
Speaker 2: My game or yeah.

2423
01:53:00,160 --> 01:53:07,639
Speaker 3: So listen, he's he's trying to make diamonds from rust stuff.

2424
01:53:07,920 --> 01:53:09,559
Speaker 2: But God bless Afroman.

2425
01:53:09,680 --> 01:53:13,720
Speaker 3: Now, I don't know in fact that he's not trafficking

2426
01:53:13,800 --> 01:53:16,320
Speaker 3: drugs or people. They just didn't find any evidence to

2427
01:53:16,360 --> 01:53:20,040
Speaker 3: support that. I think he had to sue them to

2428
01:53:20,040 --> 01:53:23,680
Speaker 3: get his money back, because that's that's the sneaky thing too.

2429
01:53:23,760 --> 01:53:26,240
Speaker 3: They'll just come in take stuff and then you've got

2430
01:53:26,280 --> 01:53:27,559
Speaker 3: to fight tooth and nail to get it back.

2431
01:53:28,160 --> 01:53:28,400
Speaker 14: Yeah.

2432
01:53:28,439 --> 01:53:35,120
Speaker 20: The seizures that they do are pretty dirty at times. Yeah,

2433
01:53:35,240 --> 01:53:36,000
Speaker 20: pretty egregious.

2434
01:53:36,000 --> 01:53:38,080
Speaker 3: I mean he had to really fight tooth and nail

2435
01:53:38,120 --> 01:53:39,800
Speaker 3: to get his five grand back, and they gave him

2436
01:53:39,840 --> 01:53:44,240
Speaker 3: forty six hundred back because, of course minus what a

2437
01:53:44,280 --> 01:53:47,800
Speaker 3: four hundred dollars convenience feems.

2438
01:53:49,000 --> 01:53:50,600
Speaker 2: Processing is processing.

2439
01:53:50,880 --> 01:53:53,120
Speaker 4: Well, you know, all that stuff we took from you,

2440
01:53:53,280 --> 01:53:55,120
Speaker 4: we had to process it. So that's what the four

2441
01:53:55,200 --> 01:53:57,160
Speaker 4: hundred dollars like, the same thing with your comic books,

2442
01:53:57,360 --> 01:53:59,360
Speaker 4: Like we're going to charge you a fee since these

2443
01:53:59,400 --> 01:54:00,880
Speaker 4: comic books hot track, but.

2444
01:54:00,840 --> 01:54:01,920
Speaker 2: They're performing a service.

2445
01:54:02,680 --> 01:54:05,400
Speaker 3: When the cops come in and roll through Afroman's gait

2446
01:54:05,479 --> 01:54:08,320
Speaker 3: in his door and start taking his lemon pound cake

2447
01:54:09,280 --> 01:54:11,280
Speaker 3: and then charge him four hundred dollars.

2448
01:54:12,000 --> 01:54:16,519
Speaker 2: They're not providing a service man. I like that a

2449
01:54:17,080 --> 01:54:19,759
Speaker 2: car show on one hundred seven.

2450
01:54:23,160 --> 01:54:27,280
Speaker 4: When you realize things could always be worse, he'll be

2451
01:54:27,400 --> 01:54:30,040
Speaker 4: here to I'll prove you right. Correct.

2452
01:54:30,560 --> 01:54:38,720
Speaker 8: Allan cocks a rod one ten thousand dollars for a

2453
01:54:38,760 --> 01:54:42,040
Speaker 8: student he made a half court shot and one money

2454
01:54:42,040 --> 01:54:43,080
Speaker 8: for a kid.

2455
01:54:43,080 --> 01:54:46,040
Speaker 3: You see that at the Army Buckno game. They get

2456
01:54:46,080 --> 01:54:50,160
Speaker 3: a rod out there for the half court shot.

2457
01:54:51,000 --> 01:54:53,080
Speaker 4: And he gets it. He bounces it off the backboard

2458
01:54:53,080 --> 01:54:54,000
Speaker 4: a little bit. It goes in.

2459
01:54:55,600 --> 01:54:59,360
Speaker 3: Won ten thousand dollars for a student who is from

2460
01:54:59,440 --> 01:55:03,280
Speaker 3: philadel Ay. Rod said, we've converted him from a Phillies

2461
01:55:03,280 --> 01:55:06,440
Speaker 3: fan to a Yankee fan. Not so fast, i'd say,

2462
01:55:06,480 --> 01:55:09,240
Speaker 3: but nevertheless, he's ten thousand dollars richer.

2463
01:55:12,640 --> 01:55:15,320
Speaker 2: So congratulations to that person.

2464
01:55:15,840 --> 01:55:18,840
Speaker 4: I wonder if he slid into j Lo's DMS since

2465
01:55:18,840 --> 01:55:19,680
Speaker 4: she got single again.

2466
01:55:19,840 --> 01:55:23,400
Speaker 3: Absolutely didn't he break up with his fiance? I think

2467
01:55:23,440 --> 01:55:24,880
Speaker 3: so yeah?

2468
01:55:25,160 --> 01:55:27,400
Speaker 2: I mean, why not? Right? Kid Rock dumped his for

2469
01:55:27,520 --> 01:55:31,960
Speaker 2: Lauren Bobert. He's such a boy. I hope he's snipped.

2470
01:55:33,400 --> 01:55:39,360
Speaker 3: Kid Rock and Lauren Bobert. Well, listen, there's a lid

2471
01:55:39,400 --> 01:55:40,160
Speaker 3: for every pot.

2472
01:55:40,320 --> 01:55:40,520
Speaker 2: Right.

2473
01:55:44,600 --> 01:55:47,480
Speaker 3: The Yankees saw Alex Verdugo without a beard for one

2474
01:55:47,600 --> 01:55:51,640
Speaker 3: season and decided to change that rule. Now, there was

2475
01:55:51,680 --> 01:55:55,280
Speaker 3: a dude on the Yankees who they said was kind

2476
01:55:55,280 --> 01:55:59,040
Speaker 3: of instrumental, a guy who who plays for them now,

2477
01:55:59,760 --> 01:56:01,120
Speaker 3: who they said was.

2478
01:56:02,480 --> 01:56:05,160
Speaker 2: Instrumental in getting the rule change. That's probably who they're

2479
01:56:05,160 --> 01:56:07,400
Speaker 2: talking about. Alex Radugo. He had a huge beard in

2480
01:56:07,440 --> 01:56:09,880
Speaker 2: Boston and they made him shave it with the Yankees.

2481
01:56:10,080 --> 01:56:10,720
Speaker 2: Is that what it is?

2482
01:56:10,880 --> 01:56:14,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, So Devin Williams is who I'm reading about. Okay,

2483
01:56:14,560 --> 01:56:18,400
Speaker 3: Devin Williams, who was traded to the Yankees from the Brewers,

2484
01:56:18,440 --> 01:56:21,640
Speaker 3: caused a minor stern when facial hair was visible in

2485
01:56:21,680 --> 01:56:26,400
Speaker 3: his new team photo. I mean literally, the guy had

2486
01:56:26,480 --> 01:56:29,200
Speaker 3: like a I'll show it to He had like a

2487
01:56:29,320 --> 01:56:30,480
Speaker 3: stubble goateee.

2488
01:56:31,400 --> 01:56:34,960
Speaker 2: And this was the height of scandal there in New York.

2489
01:56:36,600 --> 01:56:39,080
Speaker 4: In New York, by the way, where you should be

2490
01:56:39,120 --> 01:56:44,040
Speaker 4: able to do whatever the frigging hell you want.

2491
01:56:45,760 --> 01:56:50,520
Speaker 2: But okay, I want to wear those pinstripes. Rules is rules, baby, Hey.

2492
01:56:50,280 --> 01:56:54,800
Speaker 12: Alan, it's Laura Colin from Madison Florida, checking in saying hello.

2493
01:56:54,920 --> 01:56:58,640
Speaker 12: Last time I was in Switzerland. This time, I'm justin Florida.

2494
01:56:59,280 --> 01:57:02,360
Speaker 27: But love on the show, love the chemistry between you

2495
01:57:02,400 --> 01:57:04,280
Speaker 27: and Rob, and welcome to Kat.

2496
01:57:04,360 --> 01:57:06,680
Speaker 12: I think she's a great addition. But I wanted to

2497
01:57:06,760 --> 01:57:08,839
Speaker 12: tell you I was listening to the show on Friday

2498
01:57:09,080 --> 01:57:11,720
Speaker 12: and you were complaining about your stomach feeling off, a

2499
01:57:11,760 --> 01:57:15,360
Speaker 12: little queasy, little weird. I just wanted to help you out.

2500
01:57:16,120 --> 01:57:17,680
Speaker 12: I think those are hunger pains.

2501
01:57:19,000 --> 01:57:22,440
Speaker 27: What you're doing right, Not a quarter bagel, a whole

2502
01:57:22,520 --> 01:57:25,360
Speaker 27: half a bagel, and then you will feel better. See,

2503
01:57:26,240 --> 01:57:27,840
Speaker 27: I'm a nurse, so I know these things.

2504
01:57:27,880 --> 01:57:30,880
Speaker 12: I can help you out. But anyway, you guys are

2505
01:57:30,880 --> 01:57:33,600
Speaker 12: doing great. You're making me laugh a lot as i'm

2506
01:57:33,600 --> 01:57:34,880
Speaker 12: working out. Hate the show.

2507
01:57:35,120 --> 01:57:36,960
Speaker 2: Bye. Yeah, you're not making me laugh, Laura, I see

2508
01:57:36,960 --> 01:57:37,440
Speaker 2: what you're doing.

2509
01:57:37,960 --> 01:57:42,160
Speaker 4: I get it. Hey, I will have you know.

2510
01:57:42,320 --> 01:57:45,760
Speaker 3: Joke's on you, right, everyone knows after I tell them,

2511
01:57:45,760 --> 01:57:51,360
Speaker 3: everybody's everybody's going to know. Listen this weekend, by the way,

2512
01:57:51,720 --> 01:57:55,560
Speaker 3: I had three pieces of pizza.

2513
01:57:55,760 --> 01:58:01,120
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, all weekend or in one sitting all weekend.

2514
01:58:01,280 --> 01:58:04,120
Speaker 2: Oh god, you had.

2515
01:58:04,040 --> 01:58:06,360
Speaker 4: One piece and then like later one piece and the

2516
01:58:06,360 --> 01:58:07,280
Speaker 4: next day one piece.

2517
01:58:07,320 --> 01:58:12,520
Speaker 3: No, I had two pieces when it was fresh. And

2518
01:58:12,640 --> 01:58:15,040
Speaker 3: the next I leave my pizzas out right and I'll

2519
01:58:15,080 --> 01:58:17,640
Speaker 3: refrigerate him, leave it on the stove in the box,

2520
01:58:17,760 --> 01:58:20,840
Speaker 3: box closed. And then the next morning I had a

2521
01:58:20,960 --> 01:58:25,000
Speaker 3: piece for breakfast.

2522
01:58:25,000 --> 01:58:27,240
Speaker 2: Get me any points, no, and get the runs.

2523
01:58:27,320 --> 01:58:29,320
Speaker 4: Well, I'm just saying that sounds like way too much

2524
01:58:29,360 --> 01:58:34,320
Speaker 4: pizza for you. Oh no, huh nope. So I had

2525
01:58:34,440 --> 01:58:38,360
Speaker 4: three pieces of pizza. So take that, Laura with your

2526
01:58:38,680 --> 01:58:44,200
Speaker 4: half bagel. Nonsense. I didn't eat any and we had

2527
01:58:44,240 --> 01:58:46,200
Speaker 4: it at the house. I'm being a good boy man.

2528
01:58:46,440 --> 01:58:48,800
Speaker 4: I'm staying I did drink a lot yesterday, but I'm

2529
01:58:48,800 --> 01:58:51,080
Speaker 4: being good about Oh good for you.

2530
01:58:51,280 --> 01:58:54,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah, Wait, you drank a lot, but you

2531
01:58:54,480 --> 01:58:56,880
Speaker 3: didn't eat. I mean that doesn't sound like a recipe.

2532
01:58:56,520 --> 01:58:59,880
Speaker 2: For any No. I just I ate. I just ate

2533
01:59:00,240 --> 01:59:01,200
Speaker 2: things I didn't like.

2534
01:59:01,360 --> 01:59:03,480
Speaker 4: I came home and there was a pizza sitting there,

2535
01:59:03,480 --> 01:59:05,040
Speaker 4: and I was like, oh, I want to eat a pizza,

2536
01:59:05,240 --> 01:59:05,760
Speaker 4: but I didn't.

2537
01:59:06,920 --> 01:59:10,680
Speaker 2: All right, you see, I drank my calories yesterday a lot.

2538
01:59:11,800 --> 01:59:13,160
Speaker 2: It's aggressive.

2539
01:59:14,840 --> 01:59:15,280
Speaker 21: A lot.

2540
01:59:15,840 --> 01:59:18,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, and different things too.

2541
01:59:24,520 --> 01:59:26,680
Speaker 2: I love that one, h.

2542
01:59:30,720 --> 01:59:35,440
Speaker 4: Okay, drank a lot eight good things all weekend, all

2543
01:59:35,520 --> 01:59:36,880
Speaker 4: week A.

2544
01:59:37,080 --> 01:59:40,800
Speaker 2: Way to head your bets. I mean, it's good, always, good.

2545
01:59:40,680 --> 01:59:46,240
Speaker 4: Job, It's pretty some of this fat Get that Stefanski

2546
01:59:46,320 --> 01:59:54,280
Speaker 4: look going there you go, I'm telling you, dude, that

2547
01:59:54,360 --> 01:59:54,880
Speaker 4: one's bad.

2548
01:59:56,200 --> 01:59:56,600
Speaker 2: I don't know.

2549
01:59:56,800 --> 02:00:01,760
Speaker 4: Just going on to the show, I was still moist. Okay, buddy, Yeah, okay,

2550
02:00:03,720 --> 02:00:06,320
Speaker 4: the jo hand gesture every time I say that I

2551
02:00:06,360 --> 02:00:07,240
Speaker 4: just got out of a shower.

2552
02:00:07,920 --> 02:00:12,320
Speaker 3: Maybe he did. He did a shower afterwards. I just

2553
02:00:12,360 --> 02:00:12,720
Speaker 3: got out.

2554
02:00:12,760 --> 02:00:15,600
Speaker 4: I didn't realize I would need another one shortly thereafter.

2555
02:00:16,160 --> 02:00:17,520
Speaker 2: Forcing farts in an elevator.

2556
02:00:17,560 --> 02:00:19,280
Speaker 3: I don't know what kind of life he's leading. I

2557
02:00:19,360 --> 02:00:22,040
Speaker 3: take him at his word. Why would he make.

2558
02:00:21,920 --> 02:00:24,520
Speaker 4: That up because he doesn't want to admit that he

2559
02:00:24,560 --> 02:00:26,320
Speaker 4: crept himself forcing a fart for you.

2560
02:00:26,720 --> 02:00:30,000
Speaker 3: I don't think that anybody who's sending me their farts

2561
02:00:30,160 --> 02:00:33,240
Speaker 3: is shy about copping to leave it a skid.

2562
02:00:33,480 --> 02:00:34,120
Speaker 2: Oh, I think so?

2563
02:00:35,240 --> 02:00:41,560
Speaker 3: Oh boy, Ellen, airline pilots have to shave every day. Okay,

2564
02:00:42,000 --> 02:00:45,160
Speaker 3: but I'm sure I've seen airline pilots with facial hair, right,

2565
02:00:45,360 --> 02:00:46,800
Speaker 3: I mean I would assume.

2566
02:00:46,960 --> 02:00:47,960
Speaker 4: I would assume too.

2567
02:00:48,280 --> 02:00:50,560
Speaker 2: But you're also assuming he's talking about facial hair.

2568
02:00:51,280 --> 02:00:54,200
Speaker 4: D you know what you might be right there?

2569
02:00:54,360 --> 02:00:57,400
Speaker 2: Those pants look kind of tight. No room for a

2570
02:00:57,440 --> 02:00:58,160
Speaker 2: big old bush.

2571
02:00:58,320 --> 02:01:01,720
Speaker 4: Frank, did you just shave that the ladies and gentlemen?

2572
02:01:01,640 --> 02:01:09,160
Speaker 3: The pilot, Yeah, that's right. I'm assuming, I'm assuming. No,

2573
02:01:09,240 --> 02:01:13,560
Speaker 3: Maybe he was shaving the controls the joystick.

2574
02:01:14,520 --> 02:01:15,560
Speaker 2: They call it? What do they call that?

2575
02:01:15,760 --> 02:01:24,080
Speaker 3: The plane? There you go? Probably steering wheel? Yes, a

2576
02:01:24,200 --> 02:01:29,480
Speaker 3: yoke and with eggs being so expensive, yes, the control

2577
02:01:29,480 --> 02:01:34,440
Speaker 3: wheel or control column a yoke device used for piloting.

2578
02:01:34,520 --> 02:01:36,480
Speaker 3: Some fixed wing aircrew.

2579
02:01:36,080 --> 02:01:39,600
Speaker 4: We have to shave the yolk before work every day.

2580
02:01:40,880 --> 02:01:43,720
Speaker 2: Hey, I shaved my yoke. Well we can add that

2581
02:01:43,720 --> 02:01:47,400
Speaker 2: one to the list. Yeah, shaving the yoke. What are

2582
02:01:47,440 --> 02:01:47,800
Speaker 2: you doing?

2583
02:01:48,880 --> 02:01:51,200
Speaker 4: I'm just in here shaving the yoke. Bro, I don't

2584
02:01:51,200 --> 02:01:51,839
Speaker 4: know what you're.

2585
02:01:55,480 --> 02:01:55,640
Speaker 21: Now.

2586
02:01:55,800 --> 02:01:57,320
Speaker 2: I'm so behind on the show.

2587
02:01:57,520 --> 02:01:59,640
Speaker 4: I haven't been able to watch in a hot minute.

2588
02:01:59,680 --> 02:02:01,960
Speaker 2: And that ketching up today and O m G.

2589
02:02:02,320 --> 02:02:04,640
Speaker 4: You finally got inked.

2590
02:02:05,560 --> 02:02:10,160
Speaker 3: I did. I'm the first tattoo over the weekend, A

2591
02:02:10,200 --> 02:02:12,880
Speaker 3: great grant tailor out there at Matrix Tattoo in menor

2592
02:02:13,440 --> 02:02:15,720
Speaker 3: did my he did a great job.

2593
02:02:15,760 --> 02:02:20,200
Speaker 4: Man the top. That's I got a Chicago flag arm

2594
02:02:20,280 --> 02:02:21,560
Speaker 4: band on my forearm.

2595
02:02:21,760 --> 02:02:24,480
Speaker 2: That blue color is just so brilliant. I really really

2596
02:02:24,520 --> 02:02:24,760
Speaker 2: like it.

2597
02:02:24,880 --> 02:02:26,960
Speaker 4: I love it like I saw it like I said,

2598
02:02:26,960 --> 02:02:28,600
Speaker 4: the pictures and then seeing it in person, like it

2599
02:02:28,640 --> 02:02:30,480
Speaker 4: looks good on the on the live stream, but it's

2600
02:02:30,520 --> 02:02:32,720
Speaker 4: not like seeing it in person is completely different.

2601
02:02:32,800 --> 02:02:33,680
Speaker 2: It came out really good.

2602
02:02:34,120 --> 02:02:35,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, my third grade is obsessed with it.

2603
02:02:36,680 --> 02:02:38,600
Speaker 2: I think my kids are just so used to me.

2604
02:02:38,640 --> 02:02:42,080
Speaker 4: They don't know me never, you know, I've always had them, yes,

2605
02:02:42,160 --> 02:02:43,680
Speaker 4: so I don't even think that they care that. Like

2606
02:02:44,600 --> 02:02:46,960
Speaker 4: their names are tattooed on me and their writing right,

2607
02:02:47,440 --> 02:02:52,280
Speaker 4: it's okay, yeah, cool, whatever, Alan.

2608
02:02:52,320 --> 02:02:55,280
Speaker 3: I got my name on the tequila Wall of Fame

2609
02:02:55,320 --> 02:02:56,800
Speaker 3: at the bar you're going to this weekend, and they

2610
02:02:56,800 --> 02:03:00,480
Speaker 3: spelled my name wrong in the engraved tag. Well, I'm

2611
02:03:00,520 --> 02:03:02,040
Speaker 3: not sure which I'm gonna do West Park Station on

2612
02:03:02,080 --> 02:03:03,920
Speaker 3: Friday night and then Saturday night I'm at the porch

2613
02:03:03,960 --> 02:03:05,840
Speaker 3: in Willoughby. I assume maybe you're talking about the latter.

2614
02:03:07,880 --> 02:03:10,880
Speaker 3: The only time I've ever had one of those lockers

2615
02:03:11,880 --> 02:03:15,160
Speaker 3: was that the old Morton's. Was it Morton's, the old

2616
02:03:15,160 --> 02:03:17,920
Speaker 3: Morton's in Pittsburgh, many many years ago? You know you

2617
02:03:17,960 --> 02:03:19,840
Speaker 3: had the lockers or you bring you put your own

2618
02:03:19,960 --> 02:03:22,600
Speaker 3: booze in there. Yeah, and you get your name on

2619
02:03:22,720 --> 02:03:26,240
Speaker 3: the little brass plaque and then you tell them which

2620
02:03:26,240 --> 02:03:28,200
Speaker 3: one you've got and then they open it up.

2621
02:03:28,680 --> 02:03:31,640
Speaker 4: It's very ostentatious. Did they spell cocks wrong?

2622
02:03:31,960 --> 02:03:34,880
Speaker 2: They did not? Okayod no, no.

2623
02:03:35,720 --> 02:03:38,760
Speaker 4: Coccyx was how I used to spell my name, and

2624
02:03:38,760 --> 02:03:39,360
Speaker 4: they nailed it.

2625
02:03:40,400 --> 02:03:44,880
Speaker 3: So uh alm. The chance of that asteroid hitting the

2626
02:03:44,880 --> 02:03:49,480
Speaker 3: Earth dropped to four one hundredths of a percent. I'm

2627
02:03:49,520 --> 02:03:52,840
Speaker 3: over this. I'm not saying it's seven years away. They

2628
02:03:52,880 --> 02:03:56,320
Speaker 3: went from three percent to one point five back up

2629
02:03:56,640 --> 02:03:59,800
Speaker 3: then now it's for one thousands of a percent or whatever.

2630
02:03:59,840 --> 02:04:01,720
Speaker 4: I'm not paying attention to this.

2631
02:04:03,040 --> 02:04:06,160
Speaker 3: Because I don't know why they're even mentioning it this

2632
02:04:06,320 --> 02:04:10,280
Speaker 3: far out. Nothing they can do. They don't know if

2633
02:04:10,320 --> 02:04:12,200
Speaker 3: it's gonna hit, they don't know where it's gonna hit.

2634
02:04:12,440 --> 02:04:17,840
Speaker 3: This is all, you know. It's interesting, I think to

2635
02:04:18,400 --> 02:04:22,360
Speaker 3: astronomers and people who study these things and track these things,

2636
02:04:22,520 --> 02:04:25,040
Speaker 3: it's very interesting to them. But for the rest of

2637
02:04:25,120 --> 02:04:31,120
Speaker 3: us dummies, all we get are like the condensed information.

2638
02:04:30,720 --> 02:04:32,360
Speaker 2: It's blow one percent.

2639
02:04:32,760 --> 02:04:38,080
Speaker 3: We don't know what that means, so we'll act accordingly.

2640
02:04:39,360 --> 02:04:41,760
Speaker 3: Where you know, they say well, if it's gonna hit,

2641
02:04:42,120 --> 02:04:45,240
Speaker 3: it'll be in late twenty thirty two. I'll start paying

2642
02:04:45,280 --> 02:04:48,920
Speaker 3: attention in summer of twenty thirty two. How about that,

2643
02:04:50,880 --> 02:04:54,560
Speaker 3: I'll be sixty one. I can't even say it out loud. Yeah,

2644
02:04:54,640 --> 02:04:58,080
Speaker 3: let's not I'll be sixty one years old. How do

2645
02:04:58,120 --> 02:05:01,800
Speaker 3: you know twenty thirty two? Yeah, you did that math?

2646
02:05:02,040 --> 02:05:07,240
Speaker 3: Did the math rob quickly? I did it quickly. I

2647
02:05:07,320 --> 02:05:10,160
Speaker 3: did it seven years. Yes, I think that I did

2648
02:05:10,160 --> 02:05:10,880
Speaker 3: it properly.

2649
02:05:11,120 --> 02:05:11,440
Speaker 2: Forty.

2650
02:05:11,920 --> 02:05:19,880
Speaker 4: I'll be fifty four this June, which means in seven years.

2651
02:05:20,480 --> 02:05:22,040
Speaker 3: No, I'm sorry, I got that wrong. I'll be eighty

2652
02:05:22,120 --> 02:05:26,800
Speaker 3: five in thirty Yeah, way off. Why I was way off?

2653
02:05:27,720 --> 02:05:29,200
Speaker 4: I don't know how, but I'm somehow going to be

2654
02:05:29,240 --> 02:05:34,600
Speaker 4: older than you in twenty thirty. Time is a flat circle.

2655
02:05:34,760 --> 02:05:40,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's all very very strange. I copped earlier in

2656
02:05:40,640 --> 02:05:45,080
Speaker 3: the show. Today, I copped too, lest anyone think I'm

2657
02:05:45,120 --> 02:05:49,800
Speaker 3: not clued in and paying attention, I copped to the

2658
02:05:49,840 --> 02:05:53,160
Speaker 3: fact that, over the past couple of weeks, purely by coincidence,

2659
02:05:53,360 --> 02:05:57,640
Speaker 3: the show has been very fart heavy, and it's largely

2660
02:05:57,760 --> 02:06:02,080
Speaker 3: due to the fact that I am incapable of ignoring

2661
02:06:03,280 --> 02:06:09,800
Speaker 3: customer submissions unsolicited, but they send them, and as a

2662
02:06:09,800 --> 02:06:12,400
Speaker 3: steward of the public airwaves, I feel it's incumbent upon

2663
02:06:12,400 --> 02:06:15,600
Speaker 3: me to at least present them to you. There's no

2664
02:06:15,680 --> 02:06:21,080
Speaker 3: prize for these, but I figure the extent to which

2665
02:06:21,120 --> 02:06:29,800
Speaker 3: people have put effort into these, cataloging them, recording them.

2666
02:06:30,000 --> 02:06:32,120
Speaker 3: You could go through my voice notes. There isn't one

2667
02:06:32,680 --> 02:06:38,880
Speaker 3: single recording of flatulence now, no better or worse, just different.

2668
02:06:40,240 --> 02:06:44,040
Speaker 3: Rich in Jacksonville, Florida, he checks in a lot, leaves

2669
02:06:44,040 --> 02:06:48,280
Speaker 3: a lot of what do we call them, the talk

2670
02:06:48,960 --> 02:06:52,720
Speaker 3: talk back messages. I'm stuck on voice notes in my brain.

2671
02:06:54,600 --> 02:06:54,960
Speaker 2: Button.

2672
02:06:55,480 --> 02:06:59,560
Speaker 3: He checks in a lot, and Rich down there in

2673
02:06:59,640 --> 02:07:06,360
Speaker 3: Jacksonville wrote me an email, and he attached to it.

2674
02:07:07,840 --> 02:07:14,720
Speaker 3: He goes, Recently, I've been having issues with my gastro

2675
02:07:14,840 --> 02:07:18,920
Speaker 3: intestinal health, and I have doctor's appointments to help pinpoint

2676
02:07:20,320 --> 02:07:25,920
Speaker 3: the probable causes of all this. I think that having

2677
02:07:26,000 --> 02:07:30,520
Speaker 3: these instances recorded may help the health practitioners in understanding

2678
02:07:30,560 --> 02:07:35,800
Speaker 3: my wife's complaints. So I kept my voice memo app open,

2679
02:07:36,440 --> 02:07:42,200
Speaker 3: he said, Unfortunately, so pardon me. Fortunately, I just got

2680
02:07:42,240 --> 02:07:44,680
Speaker 3: a couple of quick toots and I wasn't able to

2681
02:07:44,760 --> 02:07:47,920
Speaker 3: record one that I feel truly encapsulates the severity of

2682
02:07:47,960 --> 02:07:51,000
Speaker 3: my symptoms. I will continue to try to get one

2683
02:07:51,040 --> 02:07:54,640
Speaker 3: that I think deserves recognition. My wife, however, was curious

2684
02:07:54,680 --> 02:07:57,680
Speaker 3: as to why my phone screen was open throughout the night,

2685
02:07:58,880 --> 02:08:01,320
Speaker 3: and I explained to her with this much dignity as possible,

2686
02:08:02,520 --> 02:08:05,760
Speaker 3: what I was doing recording in the dark. And I

2687
02:08:05,760 --> 02:08:08,080
Speaker 3: could see her mentally going over the list of local

2688
02:08:08,240 --> 02:08:13,720
Speaker 3: divorce attorneys. You might be ruining a marriage, And I

2689
02:08:13,760 --> 02:08:18,120
Speaker 3: just want to share this excerpt from my life. Here's

2690
02:08:18,200 --> 02:08:21,360
Speaker 3: one middle of the night from rich down in Jacksonville, Florida.

2691
02:08:23,280 --> 02:08:27,520
Speaker 3: All right, so it's a quick one and nothing of note.

2692
02:08:28,880 --> 02:08:32,320
Speaker 3: So really the yin and yang there if you will,

2693
02:08:32,320 --> 02:08:36,720
Speaker 3: And again to his point, nothing extreme there, nothing that's

2694
02:08:36,760 --> 02:08:38,240
Speaker 3: really going to help the doctors.

2695
02:08:38,720 --> 02:08:40,440
Speaker 2: Was that second one his second one?

2696
02:08:40,480 --> 02:08:43,880
Speaker 3: They were both his, both his two separate occasions. I

2697
02:08:43,920 --> 02:08:48,280
Speaker 3: think he was hoping for like a real killer in there,

2698
02:08:49,640 --> 02:08:51,360
Speaker 3: but he only got a couple of small ones.

2699
02:08:52,720 --> 02:08:55,920
Speaker 2: That's a that's not a small part. And his wife.

2700
02:08:57,240 --> 02:09:01,000
Speaker 3: Looking at him, cock eyed, look at him, probably with

2701
02:09:01,040 --> 02:09:01,919
Speaker 3: a raised eyebrow.

2702
02:09:03,120 --> 02:09:05,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, what are you doing. I'm recording my farts for

2703
02:09:05,720 --> 02:09:06,600
Speaker 2: the Alan Cox Show.

2704
02:09:07,040 --> 02:09:12,840
Speaker 4: Well, no, no, Hector right. Yeah, like this guy's trying,

2705
02:09:12,960 --> 02:09:15,880
Speaker 4: not not trying to become Alan Cox Show famous, and

2706
02:09:16,400 --> 02:09:17,080
Speaker 4: well he already.

2707
02:09:17,160 --> 02:09:19,800
Speaker 3: You know, I play a lot of Rich's messages. A

2708
02:09:19,800 --> 02:09:22,160
Speaker 3: lot of times he'll kind of come in hot, right,

2709
02:09:22,280 --> 02:09:25,720
Speaker 3: He's a lot of times he has he's taken issue

2710
02:09:25,720 --> 02:09:29,240
Speaker 3: with something I've said, and that's completely fine. Uh So

2711
02:09:29,360 --> 02:09:31,120
Speaker 3: some of those are that, some of them are this,

2712
02:09:33,120 --> 02:09:34,360
Speaker 3: But either way.

2713
02:09:34,200 --> 02:09:37,000
Speaker 4: I have to send these to my doctor. He's a

2714
02:09:37,040 --> 02:09:39,200
Speaker 4: doctor and wants to hear your farts.

2715
02:09:39,640 --> 02:09:42,440
Speaker 3: Now again, I'm no gastro inerrologist, so I don't know

2716
02:09:42,480 --> 02:09:43,440
Speaker 3: how they do things.

2717
02:09:43,480 --> 02:09:45,360
Speaker 4: I can call my one of my good buddies back

2718
02:09:45,400 --> 02:09:47,240
Speaker 4: in Rhode Island is a gastro into relative. I ask

2719
02:09:47,320 --> 02:09:50,400
Speaker 4: him right now if anybody is supposed to record their farts?

2720
02:09:50,640 --> 02:09:52,480
Speaker 2: Oh, good for you.

2721
02:09:52,760 --> 02:09:53,280
Speaker 4: And then have.

2722
02:09:53,360 --> 02:09:56,840
Speaker 2: Anybody ever I'll get him on right now, has.

2723
02:09:56,720 --> 02:10:00,320
Speaker 3: Anybody ever recorded their farts for you? And that's helped out?

2724
02:10:00,840 --> 02:10:06,680
Speaker 3: Watch see if he answers? Ready now, mo, doctor, Moe,

2725
02:10:07,360 --> 02:10:19,600
Speaker 3: call mo mo.

2726
02:10:20,080 --> 02:10:20,880
Speaker 2: All right.

2727
02:10:21,280 --> 02:10:23,320
Speaker 4: I am don't curse. I just I just I just

2728
02:10:23,360 --> 02:10:27,560
Speaker 4: put you live on the air. Don't curse. Uh, I

2729
02:10:27,640 --> 02:10:29,360
Speaker 4: have to ask you. I have to ask you a

2730
02:10:29,400 --> 02:10:33,960
Speaker 4: medical question. We have a We have a caller who

2731
02:10:34,040 --> 02:10:37,280
Speaker 4: said he's now recording all of his thoughts at night

2732
02:10:37,320 --> 02:10:40,560
Speaker 4: when he's sleeping because his his doctor told him to

2733
02:10:40,600 --> 02:10:42,840
Speaker 4: do so. Is that Is that anything you would ever do?

2734
02:10:46,120 --> 02:10:49,080
Speaker 5: No, I've never asked my patience to do that.

2735
02:10:49,280 --> 02:10:53,000
Speaker 4: No, of course not, because this guy is lying. There's

2736
02:10:53,040 --> 02:10:56,760
Speaker 4: not Looe is a gastro enterologist. He is not rich

2737
02:10:56,840 --> 02:11:00,720
Speaker 4: and Jacksonville has misled me as to the reason behind

2738
02:11:00,760 --> 02:11:03,280
Speaker 4: his recorded I now want a doctor's note from rich

2739
02:11:03,320 --> 02:11:06,360
Speaker 4: in Jacksonville. If his doctor in fact says to record

2740
02:11:06,400 --> 02:11:09,880
Speaker 4: his farts. Nobody does that, see, thank you.

2741
02:11:09,960 --> 02:11:11,320
Speaker 5: Never, I've never done that.

2742
02:11:11,480 --> 02:11:14,640
Speaker 9: It's not part of protocol when it comes to gas

2743
02:11:14,760 --> 02:11:15,720
Speaker 9: production problem.

2744
02:11:15,800 --> 02:11:22,120
Speaker 2: Thank you, Moe. I will call you see gas production.

2745
02:11:22,400 --> 02:11:23,400
Speaker 2: I love it. It's good to know.

2746
02:11:23,560 --> 02:11:25,480
Speaker 4: It's good to know medical professionals.

2747
02:11:25,440 --> 02:11:26,560
Speaker 2: All right about it? Hi?

2748
02:11:26,800 --> 02:11:26,960
Speaker 25: Uh?

2749
02:11:27,280 --> 02:11:31,760
Speaker 4: Do you ever have a gas production oil and gas

2750
02:11:31,840 --> 02:11:33,120
Speaker 4: production of the same place.

2751
02:11:35,080 --> 02:11:35,680
Speaker 2: I want to see.

2752
02:11:35,760 --> 02:11:37,720
Speaker 4: I want to see where I actually I want to

2753
02:11:37,720 --> 02:11:40,040
Speaker 4: talk to his doctor and be like, all right, you

2754
02:11:40,160 --> 02:11:42,440
Speaker 4: told this guy to record his farts.

2755
02:11:42,840 --> 02:11:46,640
Speaker 3: Let me make sure I'm not reading it wrong. I

2756
02:11:46,680 --> 02:11:53,720
Speaker 3: don't want to blow up rich I just did he said, Okay,

2757
02:11:53,880 --> 02:11:58,200
Speaker 3: I haven't been instructed to do so as of yet. Okay,

2758
02:11:58,560 --> 02:12:02,120
Speaker 3: but I believe that having the recorded may help the

2759
02:12:02,160 --> 02:12:03,320
Speaker 3: health practitioners.

2760
02:12:03,480 --> 02:12:06,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, oh okay, that's what the doctor wants. Hey, doc,

2761
02:12:06,200 --> 02:12:09,360
Speaker 4: I have eighty seven farts recorded on my phone. Can

2762
02:12:09,400 --> 02:12:10,960
Speaker 4: you take the next half an hour and listen to

2763
02:12:10,960 --> 02:12:12,200
Speaker 4: these and tell me what's wrong with Hey?

2764
02:12:12,240 --> 02:12:14,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know if that finger is gonna do

2765
02:12:14,440 --> 02:12:17,040
Speaker 3: half the work that all of my fart voice memos

2766
02:12:17,080 --> 02:12:17,520
Speaker 3: is going to do.

2767
02:12:18,400 --> 02:12:19,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's not.

2768
02:12:21,040 --> 02:12:23,400
Speaker 4: Let's not do anything medically to take care of the situation.

2769
02:12:23,520 --> 02:12:26,320
Speaker 4: I have a whole catalog of farts on my phone for.

2770
02:12:26,320 --> 02:12:32,560
Speaker 2: You, Doc, God Almighty, listen, listen.

2771
02:12:32,600 --> 02:12:36,680
Speaker 4: If I'm somebody in richest condition, I would think, I go.

2772
02:12:36,800 --> 02:12:38,520
Speaker 2: I'm not a doctor. I don't know what they do.

2773
02:12:38,720 --> 02:12:38,880
Speaker 11: Now.

2774
02:12:38,960 --> 02:12:41,000
Speaker 3: Obviously we've spoken to your friend and he says, no,

2775
02:12:41,480 --> 02:12:43,920
Speaker 3: so you can. You can sleep the sleep of angels. No,

2776
02:12:44,000 --> 02:12:46,840
Speaker 3: I'm that rich, But I'm just saying, in most circumstances,

2777
02:12:47,000 --> 02:12:49,600
Speaker 3: I think most people are thinking, well, the more I

2778
02:12:49,760 --> 02:12:52,640
Speaker 3: can document, because invariably a doctor will ask you a

2779
02:12:52,720 --> 02:12:55,920
Speaker 3: question you don't have an answer for, and if he goes, well,

2780
02:12:56,040 --> 02:12:58,040
Speaker 3: what have you been eating? You can answer that what

2781
02:12:58,160 --> 02:13:03,600
Speaker 3: are they sound and or smell like? And you go, well,

2782
02:13:03,640 --> 02:13:05,680
Speaker 3: as luck would have it, Doc, I've got a whole

2783
02:13:05,760 --> 02:13:08,880
Speaker 3: catalog of them, in fact, a whole flatchalogue right here.

2784
02:13:09,000 --> 02:13:11,360
Speaker 4: I've also jarred them for you, so I have the

2785
02:13:11,560 --> 02:13:13,720
Speaker 4: scent of the last twelve.

2786
02:13:13,360 --> 02:13:17,320
Speaker 2: Parts i've blown. So you can check these out too. Now.

2787
02:13:17,360 --> 02:13:19,800
Speaker 3: My wife is selling them on eBay. We get a

2788
02:13:19,800 --> 02:13:30,160
Speaker 3: lot more for them if people think they're hers. Oh yeah,

2789
02:13:30,200 --> 02:13:30,680
Speaker 3: I love.

2790
02:13:30,560 --> 02:13:34,000
Speaker 2: That he picked up he saw you were calling. I

2791
02:13:34,080 --> 02:13:35,560
Speaker 2: know it's been a while, and I'll talk to him.

2792
02:13:36,320 --> 02:13:39,160
Speaker 2: He's like, Rob must need me. That's what you did here.

2793
02:13:39,160 --> 02:13:41,880
Speaker 2: It's something of the utmost important. He was hollow.

2794
02:13:42,080 --> 02:13:44,160
Speaker 4: He was one of my best buddies back in Rhode Island,

2795
02:13:44,200 --> 02:13:46,080
Speaker 4: but he was also my doctor, which was weird. So

2796
02:13:46,120 --> 02:13:50,200
Speaker 4: he's probably one of a very select few people on

2797
02:13:50,240 --> 02:13:51,960
Speaker 4: this planet that have actually seen my butthole.

2798
02:13:52,160 --> 02:13:54,960
Speaker 3: Right, it's like doctor Ryan Bergland. He and I have

2799
02:13:55,040 --> 02:13:58,880
Speaker 3: known each other for a long time now. And you know,

2800
02:13:59,040 --> 02:14:03,960
Speaker 3: even before he did my vasectomy, he had my meats

2801
02:14:03,960 --> 02:14:05,920
Speaker 3: and cheeses in his hand checking some things. I had

2802
02:14:05,920 --> 02:14:09,720
Speaker 3: a couple of examinations before that. I don't know what

2803
02:14:09,960 --> 02:14:12,240
Speaker 3: most of them weren't even for recreational purposes.

2804
02:14:13,200 --> 02:14:14,760
Speaker 2: He's just such a professional that.

2805
02:14:14,920 --> 02:14:17,880
Speaker 4: I don't even know exactly what you see, you know,

2806
02:14:17,960 --> 02:14:19,360
Speaker 4: because I mean, I know he had to put the

2807
02:14:19,360 --> 02:14:21,360
Speaker 4: scope in the hole, but I don't know, Like if

2808
02:14:21,360 --> 02:14:24,480
Speaker 4: you said, do you see like the fruit vegetable package

2809
02:14:24,680 --> 02:14:26,960
Speaker 4: as well from behind.

2810
02:14:26,480 --> 02:14:28,320
Speaker 2: I don't know. I guess I was on my side.

2811
02:14:28,360 --> 02:14:28,840
Speaker 2: Probably not.

2812
02:14:29,560 --> 02:14:34,240
Speaker 4: You can take me, but you cannot take my boholeh yeah,

2813
02:14:34,480 --> 02:14:34,920
Speaker 4: I don't know.

2814
02:14:35,240 --> 02:14:36,200
Speaker 2: Meats and cheeses.

2815
02:14:36,520 --> 02:14:38,680
Speaker 4: Meats and cheeses is what he saw back there.

2816
02:14:39,600 --> 02:14:42,160
Speaker 5: Then Cox Show on.

2817
02:14:45,920 --> 02:14:49,200
Speaker 20: This is that new kind of low key FM radio sound,

2818
02:14:49,600 --> 02:14:51,200
Speaker 20: kind of subdued, relaxed radio.

2819
02:14:53,160 --> 02:15:02,560
Speaker 2: Cox Show ONEMMS Audio, New Bill Audio.

2820
02:15:03,400 --> 02:15:06,840
Speaker 17: What do you mean he's instagramming from the hospital, Oh

2821
02:15:06,880 --> 02:15:09,320
Speaker 17: he is, Yeah, let me see if I can get it.

2822
02:15:11,040 --> 02:15:14,320
Speaker 2: I got a couple of cats cans now, and those

2823
02:15:14,360 --> 02:15:14,880
Speaker 2: are weird.

2824
02:15:15,360 --> 02:15:18,480
Speaker 28: That one's ID so they can see all the blood

2825
02:15:18,520 --> 02:15:20,960
Speaker 28: vessels and stuff like that.

2826
02:15:20,960 --> 02:15:21,400
Speaker 4: The stuff.

2827
02:15:22,040 --> 02:15:25,160
Speaker 2: Uh, I'm fine. I don't feel bad.

2828
02:15:25,280 --> 02:15:28,360
Speaker 28: It's just we're just being pre cautious and I've taken

2829
02:15:28,960 --> 02:15:31,720
Speaker 28: a lot of I've done a lot of tests today,

2830
02:15:32,040 --> 02:15:34,000
Speaker 28: and uh, we'll see.

2831
02:15:33,880 --> 02:15:37,480
Speaker 2: What I have big feet. Grandma's impressed by my extra

2832
02:15:37,520 --> 02:15:39,000
Speaker 2: extra Grandma's there too.

2833
02:15:39,400 --> 02:15:44,080
Speaker 4: There you go, he's getting visitors.

2834
02:15:46,760 --> 02:15:48,480
Speaker 2: Oh God, love him.

2835
02:15:48,920 --> 02:15:52,440
Speaker 3: Here's a Texan good feel feel better soon build. There's

2836
02:15:52,480 --> 02:15:54,160
Speaker 3: no goddamn way I'll be able to stick with the

2837
02:15:54,160 --> 02:15:57,560
Speaker 3: show if it's just you three congratulations.

2838
02:15:58,040 --> 02:16:00,880
Speaker 2: So there's a lot of estrogen and iteration of the.

2839
02:16:00,840 --> 02:16:02,560
Speaker 6: Show, commentry of Bill.

2840
02:16:03,040 --> 02:16:05,480
Speaker 3: Well, sure, you know, like we've said, there are listeners

2841
02:16:05,520 --> 02:16:09,760
Speaker 3: who individually hate each one of us yep, and in

2842
02:16:09,800 --> 02:16:13,440
Speaker 3: different permutations and can be more or less exciting for someone.

2843
02:16:13,560 --> 02:16:14,480
Speaker 2: You're to rub my eyes?

2844
02:16:14,520 --> 02:16:19,000
Speaker 17: Now, you had that where you like, rub your eyes

2845
02:16:19,040 --> 02:16:20,760
Speaker 17: so hard that it like it goes blind for like

2846
02:16:20,760 --> 02:16:21,200
Speaker 17: a second.

2847
02:16:21,320 --> 02:16:24,320
Speaker 3: Well, if you get little floaters or whatever, like yeah, sure,

2848
02:16:24,360 --> 02:16:26,360
Speaker 3: but I mean it does make my eye go blind.

2849
02:16:26,440 --> 02:16:31,040
Speaker 17: I mean you know, well it does for me sometimes,

2850
02:16:31,200 --> 02:16:32,600
Speaker 17: so I try not to rub them's.

2851
02:16:32,720 --> 02:16:34,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, try not to rub, but it feels good.

2852
02:16:34,640 --> 02:16:37,000
Speaker 6: You ever just rub your eye for like a while.

2853
02:16:37,560 --> 02:16:40,640
Speaker 3: Yes, I am a human being, contrary to popular opinion,

2854
02:16:40,680 --> 02:16:43,720
Speaker 3: and I have done all those things. Yes, aren't you.

2855
02:16:43,959 --> 02:16:45,800
Speaker 3: When I have an itch, I scratch it and that

2856
02:16:45,840 --> 02:16:48,800
Speaker 3: feels real good. I do They no shame in my

2857
02:16:48,840 --> 02:16:53,920
Speaker 3: scratch game. This woman gets a DUI and tells the

2858
02:16:53,959 --> 02:16:57,840
Speaker 3: cop that she shouldn't be arrested because she's a thoroughbred

2859
02:16:57,879 --> 02:17:03,000
Speaker 3: white girl. What does that mean? Some dashcam video now, again,

2860
02:17:03,080 --> 02:17:05,480
Speaker 3: this isn't a girl who's twenty or twenty one years old.

2861
02:17:05,480 --> 02:17:06,200
Speaker 2: She's thirty two.

2862
02:17:07,200 --> 02:17:10,120
Speaker 3: She ran a four way stop sign doing sixty miles

2863
02:17:10,120 --> 02:17:15,920
Speaker 3: per hour. They pulled her over and she's hammered, gets

2864
02:17:15,920 --> 02:17:20,400
Speaker 3: a duy speeding disregarding a stop sign, and possession of marijuana.

2865
02:17:21,680 --> 02:17:24,280
Speaker 3: She was living it up, but she told officers she

2866
02:17:24,280 --> 02:17:26,199
Speaker 3: couldn't believe this is how it was going down because

2867
02:17:26,240 --> 02:17:31,200
Speaker 3: she was quote a very clean, thoroughbred white girl. When

2868
02:17:31,200 --> 02:17:33,760
Speaker 3: an officer asked what she meant, she said, you're a cop,

2869
02:17:33,840 --> 02:17:37,360
Speaker 3: you know what I mean? Oh damn, hey, guess what.

2870
02:17:37,720 --> 02:17:41,080
Speaker 3: We all know what you mean, dear. But still a

2871
02:17:41,080 --> 02:17:42,640
Speaker 3: little too old, so she's I'm.

2872
02:17:42,480 --> 02:17:43,720
Speaker 2: In trouble, but I'm white.

2873
02:17:44,400 --> 02:17:52,440
Speaker 3: There's some cringe inducing dashcam audio starts again she's thirty two,

2874
02:17:52,480 --> 02:17:54,640
Speaker 3: which is important because she starts crying about her high

2875
02:17:54,640 --> 02:17:57,959
Speaker 3: school grade point average and what a great life she

2876
02:17:58,240 --> 02:17:59,800
Speaker 3: I don't know what you know.

2877
02:18:00,080 --> 02:18:04,240
Speaker 2: I was I was a student. I wasn't see that

2878
02:18:04,320 --> 02:18:07,600
Speaker 2: my American high school student. I was all a good cheerleader,

2879
02:18:09,240 --> 02:18:15,039
Speaker 2: I mean be the whole life, a whole life. She

2880
02:18:15,120 --> 02:18:17,119
Speaker 2: was an honor guard cheerleader. Is that a thing?

2881
02:18:17,480 --> 02:18:17,879
Speaker 3: I don't know.

2882
02:18:18,000 --> 02:18:19,160
Speaker 2: I don't even know what that is. No, I think

2883
02:18:19,160 --> 02:18:20,039
Speaker 2: you said all American.

2884
02:18:20,200 --> 02:18:26,640
Speaker 3: Oh, you pulled me over from.

2885
02:18:27,480 --> 02:18:29,360
Speaker 2: Driving too fast, and my.

2886
02:18:29,400 --> 02:18:30,359
Speaker 21: Whole career.

2887
02:18:33,080 --> 02:18:36,440
Speaker 3: Ruin doing what I like. How it's always the other

2888
02:18:36,520 --> 02:18:39,640
Speaker 3: person's fault. You've ruined my career by pulling me over

2889
02:18:39,800 --> 02:18:40,920
Speaker 3: for driving drunk.

2890
02:18:41,520 --> 02:18:43,280
Speaker 2: Resident, I'm moving in jail.

2891
02:18:44,280 --> 02:18:45,680
Speaker 12: I don't want to know what in life.

2892
02:18:45,840 --> 02:18:47,160
Speaker 16: I don't want to know in life.

2893
02:18:47,280 --> 02:18:48,240
Speaker 23: I'm a pretty girl.

2894
02:18:48,480 --> 02:18:51,600
Speaker 2: Please don't let me go in there. I'm a pretty girl.

2895
02:18:52,800 --> 02:18:55,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, the clear the thoroughbred white girl thing. That's not

2896
02:18:55,879 --> 02:18:58,400
Speaker 3: on the dash cam, but you know. Still, she thought

2897
02:18:58,440 --> 02:19:01,720
Speaker 3: she'd get a why. She couldn't process why they were

2898
02:19:02,520 --> 02:19:06,440
Speaker 3: booking her for this. She said her partner was a

2899
02:19:06,440 --> 02:19:07,280
Speaker 3: police officer.

2900
02:19:08,160 --> 02:19:08,720
Speaker 2: I don't know what that.

2901
02:19:08,800 --> 02:19:12,520
Speaker 4: I guess that's the white girl version of I have

2902
02:19:12,560 --> 02:19:13,240
Speaker 4: a black friend.

2903
02:19:13,560 --> 02:19:14,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.

2904
02:19:15,879 --> 02:19:18,400
Speaker 17: I think if it were me and I was being

2905
02:19:18,520 --> 02:19:21,400
Speaker 17: arrested for the first time, I would probably cry.

2906
02:19:21,440 --> 02:19:22,560
Speaker 2: I'd probably be very upset.

2907
02:19:22,640 --> 02:19:25,400
Speaker 17: Obviously or upset with myself, mostly if it was something

2908
02:19:25,400 --> 02:19:26,840
Speaker 17: that I did wrong, whatever.

2909
02:19:27,320 --> 02:19:30,160
Speaker 2: But I think I would just take it, take it

2910
02:19:30,240 --> 02:19:30,640
Speaker 2: and let.

2911
02:19:30,560 --> 02:19:32,959
Speaker 17: The process happen, and be respectful when I get to

2912
02:19:33,000 --> 02:19:36,080
Speaker 17: the jail when they're booking, Just be as polite as possible.

2913
02:19:36,200 --> 02:19:41,400
Speaker 17: Just be as you know, forthcoming and respectful as I

2914
02:19:41,440 --> 02:19:44,440
Speaker 17: possibly could, because how.

2915
02:19:44,320 --> 02:19:47,039
Speaker 6: Is it going to be any better for you doing.

2916
02:19:46,760 --> 02:19:48,640
Speaker 9: All of that or any move you make will cost

2917
02:19:48,680 --> 02:19:51,080
Speaker 9: you your job if they're arresting do yeah.

2918
02:19:50,920 --> 02:19:52,760
Speaker 17: Like, at least if there's an article about me in

2919
02:19:52,800 --> 02:19:55,240
Speaker 17: the paper, I want the officer on TT to be like, well,

2920
02:19:55,600 --> 02:19:58,360
Speaker 17: you know, she she got arrested for, you know, punching

2921
02:19:58,360 --> 02:20:01,040
Speaker 17: a dog, but she was very polite to the police officer.

2922
02:20:01,600 --> 02:20:03,080
Speaker 6: And not that I'd punch a dog.

2923
02:20:03,240 --> 02:20:05,480
Speaker 3: I certainly don't think dog punchers are going to be

2924
02:20:05,520 --> 02:20:07,480
Speaker 3: polite and respectful to law enforcement.

2925
02:20:07,720 --> 02:20:10,560
Speaker 2: Boy, she really was. She was the exception that proved

2926
02:20:10,600 --> 02:20:11,040
Speaker 2: the rule.

2927
02:20:11,160 --> 02:20:13,160
Speaker 17: I just couldn't think of a crime I'd be arrested for,

2928
02:20:13,400 --> 02:20:16,600
Speaker 17: so just insert crime here, you know, But she cooperated

2929
02:20:16,600 --> 02:20:18,560
Speaker 17: with the police officers, and she was very respectful.

2930
02:20:18,560 --> 02:20:20,199
Speaker 2: I would like them to put that, you know, selling

2931
02:20:20,240 --> 02:20:22,840
Speaker 2: a scooter from my mouth. SHOT's terrible, and I'm like,

2932
02:20:24,000 --> 02:20:24,520
Speaker 2: you know, well.

2933
02:20:24,480 --> 02:20:27,800
Speaker 3: We found her holding a decapitated head, but she was

2934
02:20:27,959 --> 02:20:32,680
Speaker 3: so respectful, you know, she set the head down on

2935
02:20:32,720 --> 02:20:35,680
Speaker 3: the lawn, didn't want to tell us whose it was,

2936
02:20:35,720 --> 02:20:38,039
Speaker 3: and it was so matted with blood and bugs that

2937
02:20:38,080 --> 02:20:41,160
Speaker 3: we really couldn't id on site. But she was so

2938
02:20:41,440 --> 02:20:45,160
Speaker 3: nice the whole way through that. Boy, we just you know,

2939
02:20:45,840 --> 02:20:48,240
Speaker 3: it was a pleasure to book her for murder. I

2940
02:20:48,280 --> 02:20:51,080
Speaker 3: gotta tell you, wow, I wouldn't commit a murder. You're

2941
02:20:51,080 --> 02:20:54,119
Speaker 3: wasting it. You're wasting a valuable chance to be.

2942
02:20:54,600 --> 02:20:57,760
Speaker 9: A voluble chance. Yeah, a valuable chance to be you

2943
02:20:57,800 --> 02:20:59,800
Speaker 9: can say it right. You just don't let them do

2944
02:20:59,840 --> 02:21:02,440
Speaker 9: it to be uh disorderly, because you can do that.

2945
02:21:02,520 --> 02:21:04,040
Speaker 9: I can't do that. I gotta put my hands up.

2946
02:21:04,520 --> 02:21:06,040
Speaker 9: I gotta have my hood off, my hands up.

2947
02:21:06,400 --> 02:21:10,560
Speaker 17: Officer footnote of the article to say, Erica was very

2948
02:21:10,600 --> 02:21:13,599
Speaker 17: polite to the police, very cooperative.

2949
02:21:13,640 --> 02:21:15,400
Speaker 9: You got to be ratchet in my place because I

2950
02:21:15,400 --> 02:21:15,840
Speaker 9: can't do that.

2951
02:21:15,840 --> 02:21:17,240
Speaker 2: I don't have that luck, Tram and pound Cake.

2952
02:21:17,320 --> 02:21:19,520
Speaker 3: What you're not taking into account is there's going to

2953
02:21:19,560 --> 02:21:22,720
Speaker 3: be there are probably a lot of police officers who

2954
02:21:22,760 --> 02:21:25,320
Speaker 3: want to prove that they treat everyone the same way.

2955
02:21:25,480 --> 02:21:29,800
Speaker 9: Nope, well okay, I'm just taking my hands up. I'm like, officer,

2956
02:21:30,840 --> 02:21:33,800
Speaker 9: I'm reaching for the glove compartment. Just reach, just get

2957
02:21:33,800 --> 02:21:36,880
Speaker 9: the insurance out. I'm reaching for the glove compartment. And

2958
02:21:36,959 --> 02:21:39,400
Speaker 9: now would take me two point five seconds.

2959
02:21:43,360 --> 02:21:43,959
Speaker 13: I tug.

2960
02:21:48,120 --> 02:21:48,920
Speaker 9: That was in the butt?

2961
02:21:50,800 --> 02:21:53,039
Speaker 2: How nice was I to that police officer? And we

2962
02:21:53,080 --> 02:21:54,600
Speaker 2: got pulled over on the way to Cedar.

2963
02:21:54,640 --> 02:21:57,320
Speaker 9: Point of course, you're a hot white girl like I

2964
02:21:57,320 --> 02:22:00,240
Speaker 9: don't blame that, girlfris saying that because she's right. I

2965
02:22:00,240 --> 02:22:03,080
Speaker 9: didn't say I got damn word. I was saying.

2966
02:22:03,920 --> 02:22:05,520
Speaker 2: Poundcake's like, please don't shoot me.

2967
02:22:06,560 --> 02:22:09,400
Speaker 3: Just a passenger one for good measure.

2968
02:22:09,160 --> 02:22:14,879
Speaker 2: Pundcake, that's the kill shot right up the court hoole man.

2969
02:22:15,360 --> 02:22:17,760
Speaker 4: So yeah, they asked her how much you had to drink,

2970
02:22:17,760 --> 02:22:20,280
Speaker 4: and of course, what's the classic answer when you get

2971
02:22:20,280 --> 02:22:20,760
Speaker 4: pulled over.

2972
02:22:21,600 --> 02:22:24,720
Speaker 3: None, she said, I only had two glasses of wine.

2973
02:22:24,800 --> 02:22:27,720
Speaker 4: Oh Jesus, she said, I was celebrating my birthday.

2974
02:22:27,879 --> 02:22:32,320
Speaker 2: Annie, you say zero, none, but that's all.

2975
02:22:32,400 --> 02:22:35,240
Speaker 17: Once you admit that you've been drinking, then they will

2976
02:22:35,280 --> 02:22:36,360
Speaker 17: for sure test you.

2977
02:22:36,440 --> 02:22:39,160
Speaker 3: But it's patently ridiculous to say none if you've been

2978
02:22:39,160 --> 02:22:42,680
Speaker 3: pulled over way above the legal limit. But they always say, guys,

2979
02:22:42,720 --> 02:22:45,560
Speaker 3: we go to the girls.

2980
02:22:46,240 --> 02:22:47,080
Speaker 2: That's the wine.

2981
02:22:47,600 --> 02:22:50,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, Well if you're that by your own logic, ma'am,

2982
02:22:50,040 --> 02:22:52,959
Speaker 3: if you were that much of a lightweight, maybe don't

2983
02:22:53,040 --> 02:22:53,840
Speaker 3: drink good.

2984
02:22:53,720 --> 02:22:57,400
Speaker 29: On you, just don't drive pound Cake. I only had

2985
02:22:57,400 --> 02:23:01,080
Speaker 29: two tall cups of juice. It's some one fifty one

2986
02:23:01,080 --> 02:23:03,760
Speaker 29: in them. That's right, that's all I had.

2987
02:23:04,879 --> 02:23:06,840
Speaker 9: Nope, don't have the lectury, don't. I don't do stupid

2988
02:23:06,840 --> 02:23:08,400
Speaker 9: stuff like that. If I drank a.

2989
02:23:08,400 --> 02:23:10,400
Speaker 6: Deuce of scissor and got straight folded.

2990
02:23:10,480 --> 02:23:14,080
Speaker 9: That's what I'm saying. Friend offered me. He was like, hey, dude,

2991
02:23:14,080 --> 02:23:16,360
Speaker 9: you should come over and we'll we'll just hang out. Like, well,

2992
02:23:16,560 --> 02:23:19,680
Speaker 9: we'll blow, Like we'll smoke some weed. I said, we'll blow. Yeah,

2993
02:23:19,680 --> 02:23:22,080
Speaker 9: He'll say we'll blow. He was like, we'll smoke some weed.

2994
02:23:22,160 --> 02:23:24,600
Speaker 9: I said, Nope, you want to be very particular. Were

2995
02:23:24,680 --> 02:23:27,279
Speaker 9: using that phrase if you're inviting pound ca come Yeah.

2996
02:23:27,320 --> 02:23:29,760
Speaker 9: Well that's what he said through text message, and I'm like, Nope,

2997
02:23:29,840 --> 02:23:31,760
Speaker 9: can't do that. He's like, why was cause I have

2998
02:23:31,840 --> 02:23:33,560
Speaker 9: to work in the morning. I can't stay at your

2999
02:23:33,560 --> 02:23:34,959
Speaker 9: house and I have to drive home, and I don't

3000
02:23:34,959 --> 02:23:37,280
Speaker 9: want to drive home. Like Hi, He's like, you're such

3001
02:23:37,280 --> 02:23:39,000
Speaker 9: a good kid. He was like, he's like, your mother

3002
02:23:39,040 --> 02:23:41,960
Speaker 9: would be really proud. I'm like, yep, I'm not gonna

3003
02:23:42,000 --> 02:23:44,400
Speaker 9: die today. Nope, today, satan.

3004
02:23:44,959 --> 02:23:47,200
Speaker 3: Some people are suggesting that you would get arrested for

3005
02:23:47,280 --> 02:23:52,160
Speaker 3: scooter jousting. That wouldn't be a very thrilling joust though,

3006
02:23:52,200 --> 02:23:54,040
Speaker 3: if you're going at each other at two miles per

3007
02:23:54,080 --> 02:23:55,360
Speaker 3: hour scooter jousting.

3008
02:23:55,480 --> 02:23:58,600
Speaker 17: Yeah, she was very polite to the police officer, to

3009
02:23:58,640 --> 02:23:59,680
Speaker 17: the arresting officer.

3010
02:24:01,959 --> 02:24:03,760
Speaker 9: It's not a matter of if I'll get pulled over.

3011
02:24:03,760 --> 02:24:05,240
Speaker 9: It's a matter of when I get pulled over.

3012
02:24:05,280 --> 02:24:06,240
Speaker 2: When have you been pulled over?

3013
02:24:06,520 --> 02:24:08,840
Speaker 9: No? I haven't yet. But okay, I'm not saying. I'm

3014
02:24:08,840 --> 02:24:10,560
Speaker 9: not saying if I get pulled over a venture. I've

3015
02:24:10,600 --> 02:24:13,200
Speaker 9: been pulled over more than you, I know. So what

3016
02:24:13,200 --> 02:24:13,760
Speaker 9: does that say?

3017
02:24:15,080 --> 02:24:15,440
Speaker 2: I don't know.

3018
02:24:15,480 --> 02:24:25,240
Speaker 1: You're just terrible driver, I guess in your car. No, yes,

3019
02:24:25,280 --> 02:24:28,200
Speaker 1: I have when a long time ago? Right, I drove

3020
02:24:28,240 --> 02:24:29,600
Speaker 1: you a long time ago.

3021
02:24:30,120 --> 02:24:32,120
Speaker 9: I drive like there's a I was a white knuckling

3022
02:24:32,200 --> 02:24:34,760
Speaker 9: it the whole way home.

3023
02:24:34,879 --> 02:24:38,480
Speaker 2: But I don't think I'm that bad speed do speed?

3024
02:24:38,560 --> 02:24:42,080
Speaker 2: You speed and I don't know, no, stop and opposite.

3025
02:24:42,200 --> 02:24:44,160
Speaker 2: Just kidding officers listening.

3026
02:24:44,240 --> 02:24:47,240
Speaker 3: It's not the it's not the speeding. I have a

3027
02:24:47,320 --> 02:24:50,520
Speaker 3: lead foot. It's like people drive and cutting people off.

3028
02:24:50,520 --> 02:24:54,520
Speaker 3: But it's a jerky drive and you, oh god me,

3029
02:24:54,800 --> 02:24:55,920
Speaker 3: I'm like, stop it.

3030
02:24:56,240 --> 02:24:57,800
Speaker 9: You want to ride like a grandma and get home

3031
02:24:57,840 --> 02:24:59,959
Speaker 9: in one piece. You'll ride with me because I always travel.

3032
02:25:00,040 --> 02:25:02,080
Speaker 9: There's a cut behind me, even if I don't think it,

3033
02:25:02,160 --> 02:25:03,400
Speaker 9: because I because.

3034
02:25:03,040 --> 02:25:04,959
Speaker 2: Your car is breaking down every time you drive it.

3035
02:25:05,680 --> 02:25:06,959
Speaker 2: You're worried. You're worried.

3036
02:25:07,080 --> 02:25:09,160
Speaker 17: Hitting the gas over sixty miles an hour is going

3037
02:25:09,240 --> 02:25:10,040
Speaker 17: to cause harm.

3038
02:25:10,440 --> 02:25:12,879
Speaker 9: Okay, I remember that next time you have an appointment, bitch,

3039
02:25:13,879 --> 02:25:15,720
Speaker 9: take a little two mile an hour scooter.

3040
02:25:15,800 --> 02:25:16,320
Speaker 2: Then take it.

3041
02:25:16,920 --> 02:25:18,560
Speaker 3: Remember that next year? Have you next time you have

3042
02:25:18,560 --> 02:25:20,920
Speaker 3: an appointment, bitch? Is his response to that.

3043
02:25:21,200 --> 02:25:22,720
Speaker 9: She went on playing it when I was taking her.

3044
02:25:22,800 --> 02:25:23,360
Speaker 2: I'm joking.

3045
02:25:25,320 --> 02:25:29,440
Speaker 4: I do need to I tune up, though, sir. I'm

3046
02:25:29,440 --> 02:25:32,240
Speaker 4: gonna need to see your driver's license, all right.

3047
02:25:36,520 --> 02:25:38,240
Speaker 6: It's like he's being tased all over here.

3048
02:25:38,320 --> 02:25:41,360
Speaker 9: Yeah, don't change me, bro, I'm going to open up

3049
02:25:41,360 --> 02:25:43,480
Speaker 9: my wallet. I'm not reaching for a gun.

3050
02:25:43,480 --> 02:25:44,119
Speaker 2: Ice work.

3051
02:25:47,360 --> 02:25:50,520
Speaker 3: I can do this all day. I was all right,

3052
02:25:50,560 --> 02:25:53,480
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, my hand slipped.

3053
02:25:53,520 --> 02:25:55,720
Speaker 9: Well, officer, how do you exact to give you my credentials?

3054
02:25:55,720 --> 02:25:59,800
Speaker 2: All right, that's fine. Reach into your glove box slowly.

3055
02:25:59,720 --> 02:26:08,160
Speaker 9: I'm reaching right now. Take it one hand, close handfbo coop.

3056
02:26:08,520 --> 02:26:12,400
Speaker 2: Blow the guy's handlef Oh no, I'm gonna need.

3057
02:26:12,320 --> 02:26:15,320
Speaker 4: To check your trunk, sir, I gotta I gotta hit button. Though,

3058
02:26:15,320 --> 02:26:22,800
Speaker 4: I gotta hit button. He's got a hit button too, Sir.

3059
02:26:22,920 --> 02:26:23,560
Speaker 4: Get out of the car.

3060
02:26:23,600 --> 02:26:27,280
Speaker 2: Place. What's the reason? Please just get out of the car, sir.

3061
02:26:28,320 --> 02:26:29,440
Speaker 9: Okay, Well I have to.

3062
02:26:31,000 --> 02:26:33,560
Speaker 3: Machine gun.

3063
02:26:35,240 --> 02:26:40,119
Speaker 2: That's right. Oh my god, pound Cake gets pulled over.

3064
02:26:40,160 --> 02:26:44,680
Speaker 3: Ellen, we need thatsh buddy.

3065
02:26:45,560 --> 02:26:47,840
Speaker 4: Tear you elhen. I got a d U.

3066
02:26:47,920 --> 02:26:52,200
Speaker 3: I blew a point eight nine. I was given the

3067
02:26:52,200 --> 02:26:56,080
Speaker 3: breathalyzer because I admitted to having a couple of drinks.

3068
02:26:56,400 --> 02:26:58,840
Speaker 3: My lawyer said, if you're drinking and driving, never admit

3069
02:26:59,000 --> 02:27:00,520
Speaker 3: drinking to anything is improbable.

3070
02:27:00,560 --> 02:27:03,280
Speaker 2: Cause that's my lawyer. I understand that.

3071
02:27:03,360 --> 02:27:05,800
Speaker 3: I'm just saying, I get why you wouldn't want to

3072
02:27:05,840 --> 02:27:06,920
Speaker 3: incriminate yourself.

3073
02:27:07,920 --> 02:27:08,840
Speaker 2: But they already have that.

3074
02:27:09,080 --> 02:27:12,680
Speaker 4: I'm saying, yes, they only have her speeding you blew

3075
02:27:12,840 --> 02:27:15,360
Speaker 4: a point eight nine right, No.

3076
02:27:15,480 --> 02:27:17,440
Speaker 2: This is after he admitted to drinking.

3077
02:27:21,000 --> 02:27:21,200
Speaker 17: Right.

3078
02:27:21,240 --> 02:27:23,560
Speaker 3: But but don't we all know that there's no way

3079
02:27:23,560 --> 02:27:25,760
Speaker 3: out of the breathalyzer, Like I've never had to take one.

3080
02:27:25,800 --> 02:27:28,520
Speaker 2: You can refuse it, right, and they take you in, right,

3081
02:27:28,560 --> 02:27:30,960
Speaker 2: But then you can't just before you get there.

3082
02:27:31,120 --> 02:27:33,240
Speaker 3: I feel like it doesn't work if.

3083
02:27:33,120 --> 02:27:35,240
Speaker 6: You're I feel like the people it drinks it might work.

3084
02:27:35,320 --> 02:27:36,440
Speaker 2: I feel like they don't.

3085
02:27:36,720 --> 02:27:39,640
Speaker 3: I don't know how people get out of DUIs, but

3086
02:27:39,720 --> 02:27:41,840
Speaker 3: I don't feel like there's one way to do that.

3087
02:27:41,959 --> 02:27:44,400
Speaker 3: I feel like it's the luck of the draw because

3088
02:27:44,440 --> 02:27:47,240
Speaker 3: if you refuse, then they take you in because you refuse.

3089
02:27:47,520 --> 02:27:50,760
Speaker 3: If you blow, then they gotcha. I get why legally,

3090
02:27:51,120 --> 02:27:52,840
Speaker 3: you shouldn't ever incriminate.

3091
02:27:52,320 --> 02:27:55,920
Speaker 2: Yourself, shouldn't drink and drive like period, of course, again

3092
02:27:56,080 --> 02:27:59,160
Speaker 2: I can't. It wighs around it, but like, really, there isn't.

3093
02:27:59,480 --> 02:28:02,080
Speaker 3: That's why I don't understand why there's people driving around

3094
02:28:02,160 --> 02:28:05,440
Speaker 3: with eight duy's under their belts. I'm like, not only

3095
02:28:05,440 --> 02:28:08,720
Speaker 3: should you be dead, you should be riding a huffey

3096
02:28:08,800 --> 02:28:09,520
Speaker 3: to work every day.

3097
02:28:09,879 --> 02:28:13,640
Speaker 9: Yeah, that's expensive, I think I heard from friends.

3098
02:28:14,800 --> 02:28:17,760
Speaker 3: I think alan I find it funny that pound Cake's

3099
02:28:17,760 --> 02:28:19,320
Speaker 3: mom would be proud of him that he didn't smoke,

3100
02:28:19,440 --> 02:28:21,280
Speaker 3: not because it's illegal, but because he didn't want to

3101
02:28:21,280 --> 02:28:21,720
Speaker 3: get caught.

3102
02:28:22,959 --> 02:28:24,600
Speaker 9: At least if I'm gonna smoke, I'm gonna do it

3103
02:28:24,600 --> 02:28:25,879
Speaker 9: in the comfort of someone's own home.

3104
02:28:26,360 --> 02:28:27,920
Speaker 2: That's like how I was in high school.

3105
02:28:28,040 --> 02:28:31,240
Speaker 9: Like when people would, well, not high school, college, we

3106
02:28:31,280 --> 02:28:33,199
Speaker 9: would have like college parties. I'm like, are we walking

3107
02:28:33,240 --> 02:28:35,160
Speaker 9: to the party. I'm that person. I'm planning out the evening.

3108
02:28:35,160 --> 02:28:36,800
Speaker 9: I'm like, how are we getting here? How are we

3109
02:28:36,840 --> 02:28:39,320
Speaker 9: getting here? I'm okay to drink, but I'm underage. So

3110
02:28:39,680 --> 02:28:41,039
Speaker 9: are we going to stay inside the houses? Is going

3111
02:28:41,080 --> 02:28:42,160
Speaker 9: to be a house party or is there going to

3112
02:28:42,200 --> 02:28:44,680
Speaker 9: be like cops coming in? So I was that dude

3113
02:28:44,680 --> 02:28:46,440
Speaker 9: because I was afraid of getting caught. I had a

3114
02:28:46,480 --> 02:28:48,000
Speaker 9: future radio career. I did want to ruin.

3115
02:28:49,400 --> 02:28:54,199
Speaker 3: Yeah, radio careers have never been ruined by Duiy's. Well,

3116
02:28:54,440 --> 02:28:58,560
Speaker 3: but me, Alan, I'm a white guy, had an officer

3117
02:28:58,600 --> 02:29:00,640
Speaker 3: come at me, gun drawn and put me in cuffs

3118
02:29:00,640 --> 02:29:01,840
Speaker 3: while they ran my info.

3119
02:29:02,080 --> 02:29:02,640
Speaker 2: That's scary.

3120
02:29:03,360 --> 02:29:05,879
Speaker 3: Well, again, we don't know the fact exactly.

3121
02:29:06,160 --> 02:29:06,560
Speaker 2: I don't know.

3122
02:29:06,680 --> 02:29:08,360
Speaker 3: I'll take you at your word, but I mean you

3123
02:29:08,360 --> 02:29:10,640
Speaker 3: know you could have had swastikas in your back window too.

3124
02:29:10,720 --> 02:29:14,640
Speaker 3: I don't know, Alan, Please trust me. We can smell

3125
02:29:14,680 --> 02:29:17,959
Speaker 3: when someone's drinking. We already know the answers to me. Yeah,

3126
02:29:17,959 --> 02:29:19,640
Speaker 3: of course, that's what I'm saying. That's why you just

3127
02:29:19,680 --> 02:29:21,640
Speaker 3: don't I understand why a lawyer would tell you to

3128
02:29:21,680 --> 02:29:24,320
Speaker 3: clam up, but they already know the answers to the

3129
02:29:24,400 --> 02:29:27,959
Speaker 3: questions they're asking you, and if you refuse to blow layers,

3130
02:29:27,959 --> 02:29:29,120
Speaker 3: they suspend your license.

3131
02:29:29,280 --> 02:29:31,920
Speaker 17: The lawyer's just doing that to poke holes, you know,

3132
02:29:32,120 --> 02:29:34,200
Speaker 17: to try to mount some kind of defense.

3133
02:29:36,320 --> 02:29:38,680
Speaker 3: I got an underage DUI blowing a point one one

3134
02:29:38,800 --> 02:29:41,560
Speaker 3: two and got off because my lawyer found that the

3135
02:29:41,600 --> 02:29:45,400
Speaker 3: officer wasn't certified to give a breathalyzer test on that day,

3136
02:29:45,920 --> 02:29:48,720
Speaker 3: so the results got See that's what I'm saying. That's

3137
02:29:48,879 --> 02:29:50,920
Speaker 3: the luck of the draw, where people are right or

3138
02:29:52,120 --> 02:29:55,959
Speaker 3: draw a little.

3139
02:29:55,760 --> 02:30:02,800
Speaker 2: Delayed, but you know he wasn't ready. The delay is funny.

3140
02:30:03,400 --> 02:30:08,320
Speaker 9: Yeah, that's abuse, it is.

3141
02:30:08,840 --> 02:30:12,080
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, sir. Did I see you leaving me club?

3142
02:30:12,280 --> 02:30:13,120
Speaker 3: Have you been drinking?

3143
02:30:13,600 --> 02:30:14,040
Speaker 2: Tweeze?

3144
02:30:14,600 --> 02:30:18,440
Speaker 4: Yes, tweez is your uber coming saying twist that way?

3145
02:30:18,840 --> 02:30:20,800
Speaker 2: It all right? Well, listen.

3146
02:30:20,879 --> 02:30:24,360
Speaker 3: I appreciate you not drinking and driving, sir, clearly or intoxicated.

3147
02:30:24,840 --> 02:30:26,400
Speaker 2: Will your uber be here in a moment.

3148
02:30:26,600 --> 02:30:38,760
Speaker 9: I'm actually walking, all right. It's from walking home from

3149
02:30:38,760 --> 02:30:41,280
Speaker 9: the game club. This ain't some gay bass.

3150
02:30:44,280 --> 02:30:46,240
Speaker 17: He gets shot by the cop, but somehow is able

3151
02:30:46,280 --> 02:30:48,560
Speaker 17: to walk away and then get shot by a neighborhood

3152
02:30:48,600 --> 02:30:49,280
Speaker 17: street tough.

3153
02:30:49,520 --> 02:30:52,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, streak tough, Hey, get on here.

3154
02:30:52,240 --> 02:30:56,040
Speaker 9: He would be the most dramatic person getting shot ever.

3155
02:30:56,800 --> 02:30:59,680
Speaker 17: No, you know, like in the Mask where he's like,

3156
02:31:02,240 --> 02:31:04,720
Speaker 17: tell yell er, I'm not coming home for Christmas.

3157
02:31:04,800 --> 02:31:07,119
Speaker 2: I don't remember that movie the way that you don't tell.

3158
02:31:08,040 --> 02:31:08,480
Speaker 3: I don't know.

3159
02:31:08,760 --> 02:31:09,920
Speaker 2: I do not remember.

3160
02:31:10,000 --> 02:31:10,840
Speaker 6: Oh, it's so funny.

3161
02:31:10,959 --> 02:31:11,360
Speaker 4: He's like.

3162
02:31:14,360 --> 02:31:19,120
Speaker 3: In Ohio, if you don't blow you get us a

3163
02:31:19,280 --> 02:31:24,039
Speaker 3: one year suspension. You automatically suspended your license. I don't know.

3164
02:31:24,280 --> 02:31:26,720
Speaker 4: These aren't things I have to concern myself with because

3165
02:31:26,720 --> 02:31:29,200
Speaker 4: I'm a grown ass adult and I know how to

3166
02:31:29,280 --> 02:31:29,960
Speaker 4: handle things.

3167
02:31:30,000 --> 02:31:34,680
Speaker 3: But a lot of people can't seem to figure that out. Hey, Tim, Hey.

3168
02:31:34,560 --> 02:31:37,080
Speaker 30: Alan, how you doing it? How are you hate the show?

3169
02:31:37,200 --> 02:31:37,720
Speaker 2: Thank you? Sir.

3170
02:31:38,240 --> 02:31:42,199
Speaker 30: Hey, I've had I've had three DUI's in my lifetime. Luckily,

3171
02:31:42,200 --> 02:31:45,480
Speaker 30: they've only counted as first offenses, but the cops like

3172
02:31:45,560 --> 02:31:48,199
Speaker 30: to wait to give you your breath alive or because

3173
02:31:48,240 --> 02:31:51,400
Speaker 30: your blood alcohol content goes up before it goes down.

3174
02:31:52,520 --> 02:31:56,119
Speaker 3: How have your three DUI's each been considered first offenses?

3175
02:31:57,160 --> 02:31:58,240
Speaker 30: They were so far apart.

3176
02:31:59,200 --> 02:32:02,120
Speaker 2: You get to do over button on DUIs apparently.

3177
02:32:02,000 --> 02:32:04,800
Speaker 30: No, No, well it's got my first one when I

3178
02:32:04,840 --> 02:32:06,600
Speaker 30: was eighteen, and then I got the next one, like

3179
02:32:06,760 --> 02:32:08,199
Speaker 30: it was like twelve years later.

3180
02:32:08,160 --> 02:32:09,800
Speaker 3: Right, But you get a do over, They go, oh,

3181
02:32:09,840 --> 02:32:11,800
Speaker 3: you had one, you've this is your second duy.

3182
02:32:12,879 --> 02:32:15,720
Speaker 30: No, yeah, apparently you know it was off. It wasn't

3183
02:32:15,760 --> 02:32:18,280
Speaker 30: off my record, but yeah, they all counted the first sentence.

3184
02:32:19,080 --> 02:32:19,360
Speaker 5: Huh.

3185
02:32:19,400 --> 02:32:23,080
Speaker 3: I didn't know there was a statute of limitations on dui.

3186
02:32:23,440 --> 02:32:25,520
Speaker 2: So when did you get the second one? When'd you

3187
02:32:25,560 --> 02:32:26,400
Speaker 2: get the third one?

3188
02:32:28,040 --> 02:32:29,959
Speaker 30: I think it was like eleven twelve years ago?

3189
02:32:30,440 --> 02:32:30,720
Speaker 5: Huh?

3190
02:32:30,920 --> 02:32:31,160
Speaker 18: I know?

3191
02:32:31,360 --> 02:32:33,600
Speaker 30: So yeah, that three and thirty years.

3192
02:32:33,959 --> 02:32:37,200
Speaker 3: Three in thirty years jesus wow. So every decade he

3193
02:32:37,240 --> 02:32:37,960
Speaker 3: treats himself.

3194
02:32:40,160 --> 02:32:41,520
Speaker 2: Yeah.

3195
02:32:41,640 --> 02:32:44,640
Speaker 30: Yeah, And if you refuse a breathalyzer, that's an automatic

3196
02:32:44,720 --> 02:32:46,039
Speaker 30: year suspension on your life.

3197
02:32:46,800 --> 02:32:50,240
Speaker 3: So you've had your license suspended for three years total.

3198
02:32:50,680 --> 02:32:54,400
Speaker 30: No, uh, more than that of thirty years. I probably

3199
02:32:54,400 --> 02:32:55,720
Speaker 30: only had a license for fifteen.

3200
02:32:58,440 --> 02:32:59,520
Speaker 4: Well how'd you get well?

3201
02:32:59,720 --> 02:33:01,800
Speaker 3: Get together? How'd you get around? You're like riding a

3202
02:33:01,800 --> 02:33:02,720
Speaker 3: bike around or what?

3203
02:33:02,879 --> 02:33:03,000
Speaker 11: No?

3204
02:33:03,200 --> 02:33:05,000
Speaker 30: No, I just drive it and look over my shoulder.

3205
02:33:05,640 --> 02:33:07,600
Speaker 2: Really so you.

3206
02:33:07,640 --> 02:33:09,320
Speaker 3: Just, oh, I see, So you just drive on a

3207
02:33:09,320 --> 02:33:10,320
Speaker 3: suspended license?

3208
02:33:10,800 --> 02:33:12,080
Speaker 30: Yep, pretty much.

3209
02:33:12,200 --> 02:33:12,440
Speaker 5: Man.

3210
02:33:12,520 --> 02:33:14,320
Speaker 2: You better hope you better hope you don't have a

3211
02:33:14,360 --> 02:33:16,680
Speaker 2: tail light out. That's scary. I wouldn't do that. They're

3212
02:33:16,720 --> 02:33:17,959
Speaker 2: looking for revenue streams.

3213
02:33:18,000 --> 02:33:19,800
Speaker 22: Boy, Oh that's for sure, that's for sure.

3214
02:33:19,959 --> 02:33:22,280
Speaker 30: Yeah, wear my feet bolt have insurance on my car?

3215
02:33:22,600 --> 02:33:23,600
Speaker 30: You know, even though I don't have a.

3216
02:33:23,520 --> 02:33:26,640
Speaker 2: License and I got how do you have the insurance?

3217
02:33:26,680 --> 02:33:26,840
Speaker 27: Yeah?

3218
02:33:26,879 --> 02:33:28,400
Speaker 2: How do you have insurance? With no license?

3219
02:33:29,040 --> 02:33:32,880
Speaker 30: You can get a non non uh non driver insurance.

3220
02:33:34,320 --> 02:33:36,680
Speaker 29: Wow, I'm learning all these new things work if you're

3221
02:33:36,680 --> 02:33:37,520
Speaker 29: caught driving?

3222
02:33:37,720 --> 02:33:40,920
Speaker 3: So what that means that you're legally listed as a

3223
02:33:40,959 --> 02:33:42,560
Speaker 3: passenger in someone else's car?

3224
02:33:44,600 --> 02:33:46,520
Speaker 6: I don't a passenger in your own car.

3225
02:33:46,600 --> 02:33:47,560
Speaker 30: I'm not quite sure.

3226
02:33:50,080 --> 02:33:52,680
Speaker 3: He doesn't tell us that he drives from the passenger seat.

3227
02:33:53,000 --> 02:33:58,120
Speaker 2: He just leans over. All right, thank you, Tim?

3228
02:33:58,440 --> 02:34:01,280
Speaker 3: Trying to please stay off my roads near my home?

3229
02:34:01,320 --> 02:34:01,680
Speaker 4: All right.

3230
02:34:01,720 --> 02:34:02,680
Speaker 2: Thank you.

3231
02:34:02,720 --> 02:34:06,000
Speaker 3: If you could right in Bay Village and wherever Poundcake, Lakewood.

3232
02:34:06,840 --> 02:34:08,320
Speaker 3: If so, if you could not, I don't know where

3233
02:34:08,320 --> 02:34:10,280
Speaker 3: you lived him, but if you could not drive in

3234
02:34:10,400 --> 02:34:14,000
Speaker 3: Bay Village, Lakewood or Fairview, thank you very much.

3235
02:34:15,480 --> 02:34:21,160
Speaker 2: I appreciate that. Hey, James, how are you?

3236
02:34:21,920 --> 02:34:22,120
Speaker 18: Hey?

3237
02:34:22,120 --> 02:34:24,800
Speaker 31: I'm doing great, buddy, doing awesome and joined us fresh

3238
02:34:24,840 --> 02:34:26,160
Speaker 31: free air beautiful.

3239
02:34:27,000 --> 02:34:30,640
Speaker 3: Yeah we were you paying for air before? I know

3240
02:34:30,720 --> 02:34:33,160
Speaker 3: conrads will let you inflate for nothing.

3241
02:34:33,760 --> 02:34:36,000
Speaker 31: I wasn't paying for it, but the free kid. It

3242
02:34:36,080 --> 02:34:37,360
Speaker 31: was kind of hard for me to get a hold of.

3243
02:34:37,520 --> 02:34:38,920
Speaker 31: I just came home from a four year bit.

3244
02:34:39,200 --> 02:34:41,560
Speaker 2: Oh he just did almost a niggle here?

3245
02:34:42,200 --> 02:34:42,600
Speaker 3: What were you?

3246
02:34:42,640 --> 02:34:43,280
Speaker 2: Where were you.

3247
02:34:44,879 --> 02:34:46,800
Speaker 31: For the last part of it? I was in Toledo.

3248
02:34:47,480 --> 02:34:50,000
Speaker 31: I started off and grabbed and got my security raised

3249
02:34:50,000 --> 02:34:51,520
Speaker 31: there for too much trouble?

3250
02:34:53,120 --> 02:34:54,959
Speaker 2: What are you doing? Are you fighting? Did you ever?

3251
02:34:55,200 --> 02:34:56,680
Speaker 2: Did you ever send us prison mail?

3252
02:34:57,720 --> 02:34:57,879
Speaker 21: No?

3253
02:34:58,000 --> 02:35:01,879
Speaker 31: I did not, all right, but yeah, I was a

3254
02:35:01,879 --> 02:35:04,080
Speaker 31: faithful listener man. The last one I got in trouble

3255
02:35:04,120 --> 02:35:07,120
Speaker 31: and they transferred me to Toledo. The last part of

3256
02:35:07,160 --> 02:35:09,920
Speaker 31: my stint, the last twenty two months, was twenty three

3257
02:35:09,959 --> 02:35:11,000
Speaker 31: hours a day lockdown.

3258
02:35:11,120 --> 02:35:12,640
Speaker 4: So you know, Oh my.

3259
02:35:12,520 --> 02:35:14,959
Speaker 31: God, what to lose your mind in the film?

3260
02:35:15,040 --> 02:35:18,039
Speaker 2: Are you shank somebody? Wow? He's like, guys, I need

3261
02:35:18,040 --> 02:35:20,599
Speaker 2: the I hurtady yet the Ellen.

3262
02:35:20,400 --> 02:35:21,359
Speaker 5: Cox Show.

3263
02:35:22,959 --> 02:35:25,199
Speaker 2: WMMS.

3264
02:35:25,200 --> 02:35:29,279
Speaker 27: So you're trying to make us how uncomfortable crowds.

3265
02:35:29,320 --> 02:35:31,000
Speaker 30: It's weird, it's not right, it's not cool.

3266
02:35:31,240 --> 02:35:33,480
Speaker 5: And there's plenty more where that came from.

3267
02:35:33,920 --> 02:35:38,360
Speaker 4: Back to the Allen Cox Show on one hundred point seven, WMMS.

3268
02:35:46,879 --> 02:35:49,080
Speaker 3: I want to put everybody's mind at ease, because I've

3269
02:35:49,120 --> 02:35:50,920
Speaker 3: referred to it a couple of times over the past

3270
02:35:50,959 --> 02:35:55,119
Speaker 3: few days. Brian is fine, oh, thank god, and back

3271
02:35:55,160 --> 02:35:57,400
Speaker 3: to his old tricks. By the way, maybe he was

3272
02:35:57,440 --> 02:36:01,560
Speaker 3: just taking a bree sabbatical from inundating me with messages,

3273
02:36:01,600 --> 02:36:04,000
Speaker 3: but I got twenty four voicemails from him this morning

3274
02:36:04,040 --> 02:36:05,880
Speaker 3: between four and seven am.

3275
02:36:05,959 --> 02:36:06,959
Speaker 2: Yes, So.

3276
02:36:08,440 --> 02:36:10,280
Speaker 4: When you say old tricks, do you mean he went

3277
02:36:10,320 --> 02:36:12,440
Speaker 4: back to the guitar Do you mean like or did

3278
02:36:12,480 --> 02:36:13,879
Speaker 4: he just go back to calling a.

3279
02:36:13,879 --> 02:36:16,039
Speaker 2: Little from column A and a little you know what?

3280
02:36:16,360 --> 02:36:20,840
Speaker 3: No, there has been a serious and a complete dearth

3281
02:36:21,040 --> 02:36:25,680
Speaker 3: of guitar playing from him recently. Uh, that has dropped

3282
02:36:25,680 --> 02:36:30,119
Speaker 3: completely off a cliff. But he will call with random

3283
02:36:30,200 --> 02:36:33,480
Speaker 3: songs that he's singing. You don't like the baby boys.

3284
02:36:34,040 --> 02:36:35,600
Speaker 3: You didn't care for that at all. There's not as

3285
02:36:35,720 --> 02:36:38,640
Speaker 3: much of that. It's mostly the singing. It's mostly the

3286
02:36:38,720 --> 02:36:43,560
Speaker 3: non sequiturs. I don't even think I kept his baby voice.

3287
02:36:43,600 --> 02:36:46,280
Speaker 3: I know you didn't like we need more sluts, right,

3288
02:36:46,320 --> 02:36:47,640
Speaker 3: we got we need more sluts.

3289
02:36:47,680 --> 02:36:48,240
Speaker 2: That's one of his.

3290
02:36:48,520 --> 02:36:53,400
Speaker 4: That's probably one of my favorites. That one in the

3291
02:36:53,440 --> 02:36:56,039
Speaker 4: finger Bang song are my two favorite. Brian Bang's good too.

3292
02:37:02,280 --> 02:37:04,360
Speaker 4: The doors are good, right rip.

3293
02:37:04,560 --> 02:37:08,520
Speaker 3: Jim Morrison not a huge doors fan, but Brian's bringing

3294
02:37:08,520 --> 02:37:12,279
Speaker 3: me around.

3295
02:37:13,400 --> 02:37:18,080
Speaker 19: Break all through the other side, Break all through, right right,

3296
02:37:18,640 --> 02:37:27,080
Speaker 19: break all through the other side anyway.

3297
02:37:27,120 --> 02:37:28,039
Speaker 2: So I'm glad he's fine.

3298
02:37:28,200 --> 02:37:30,520
Speaker 3: I'm very very happy that he's that he's okay, you know,

3299
02:37:30,560 --> 02:37:32,480
Speaker 3: because that's where my brain goes, you know, every time

3300
02:37:32,480 --> 02:37:34,240
Speaker 3: I mentioned somebody that we haven't talked to for a while,

3301
02:37:35,959 --> 02:37:37,800
Speaker 3: because I have to point out that along the way.

3302
02:37:37,800 --> 02:37:40,360
Speaker 3: Over the course of my tenure here and in other cities,

3303
02:37:40,360 --> 02:37:43,480
Speaker 3: I've always lost listeners to death.

3304
02:37:44,080 --> 02:37:44,280
Speaker 2: You know.

3305
02:37:44,400 --> 02:37:46,920
Speaker 3: Losing listeners is a function of the job, but I

3306
02:37:47,360 --> 02:37:51,440
Speaker 3: mean permanently losing listeners. I lost a guy named Dave

3307
02:37:51,520 --> 02:37:54,080
Speaker 3: the wave Beck in Pittsburgh lost a handful of people,

3308
02:37:54,160 --> 02:37:56,520
Speaker 3: and when I was on in Chicago, and over the

3309
02:37:56,600 --> 02:38:00,600
Speaker 3: years here we've lost Rick and who else, drunk Mike

3310
02:38:00,760 --> 02:38:04,480
Speaker 3: Junior and drunk Mike Senior and you know, so then

3311
02:38:04,520 --> 02:38:06,800
Speaker 3: people go, oh, have you heard from Darnell? Have you

3312
02:38:06,840 --> 02:38:10,120
Speaker 3: heard from and uh, you know Donnie, our old intern

3313
02:38:10,200 --> 02:38:13,000
Speaker 3: he used to call occasionally, but I think that's due

3314
02:38:13,200 --> 02:38:14,760
Speaker 3: more to the fact that he really seemed to turn

3315
02:38:14,800 --> 02:38:17,320
Speaker 3: his life around too, which is great. So if that's

3316
02:38:17,360 --> 02:38:20,080
Speaker 3: the case, it doesn't matter to me if he's checking in,

3317
02:38:20,160 --> 02:38:22,320
Speaker 3: because when he used to check in, he was really

3318
02:38:22,360 --> 02:38:24,760
Speaker 3: on the edge, which made for a funny call. But

3319
02:38:24,800 --> 02:38:26,440
Speaker 3: I always want to make sure that he was that

3320
02:38:26,560 --> 02:38:29,039
Speaker 3: he was okay, and we hear from drunks sue, you know,

3321
02:38:29,120 --> 02:38:34,240
Speaker 3: things like that. But anyway, the Brian thing, he's fine, Well,

3322
02:38:34,680 --> 02:38:36,840
Speaker 3: he's alive. Hello, who's this?

3323
02:38:38,360 --> 02:38:38,640
Speaker 12: Hey?

3324
02:38:38,800 --> 02:38:39,600
Speaker 2: What's about Allen?

3325
02:38:39,640 --> 02:38:40,199
Speaker 10: This is the Surge.

3326
02:38:40,200 --> 02:38:43,160
Speaker 2: How's it going, Surge? Would you like a lemon twist?

3327
02:38:44,920 --> 02:38:47,320
Speaker 10: I do not, sir, You know I have in in

3328
02:38:47,360 --> 02:38:49,560
Speaker 10: my professional opinion. I just have some takeaways i'd like

3329
02:38:49,600 --> 02:38:51,520
Speaker 10: to give to you about the show. I think it's

3330
02:38:51,560 --> 02:38:54,200
Speaker 10: better than ever. I really do. I love the old regime,

3331
02:38:54,240 --> 02:38:58,080
Speaker 10: don't get me wrong, but this guy Rob seems to

3332
02:38:58,080 --> 02:38:59,520
Speaker 10: be funny. I don't know where you found him, but

3333
02:38:59,560 --> 02:39:00,440
Speaker 10: he seems to be cool.

3334
02:39:00,640 --> 02:39:03,120
Speaker 3: I found rob out on I found rob out on

3335
02:39:03,200 --> 02:39:06,040
Speaker 3: Euclid Avenue. You know, they say that you'll find talented

3336
02:39:06,080 --> 02:39:08,560
Speaker 3: people in places where you least expect.

3337
02:39:08,640 --> 02:39:11,959
Speaker 2: And I was out there and I was at.

3338
02:39:13,920 --> 02:39:17,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm sure you have probably way probably way farther

3339
02:39:17,560 --> 02:39:18,600
Speaker 4: east of us.

3340
02:39:18,560 --> 02:39:22,959
Speaker 10: Serge, a little further east. Yeah, yeah, but I love

3341
02:39:23,000 --> 02:39:25,560
Speaker 10: the show. It seems a little edgier. You seem like

3342
02:39:25,680 --> 02:39:28,240
Speaker 10: you are. I don't know, you're doing something different, and

3343
02:39:28,320 --> 02:39:29,080
Speaker 10: I just really like it.

3344
02:39:29,280 --> 02:39:30,120
Speaker 2: I grew my show.

3345
02:39:30,600 --> 02:39:33,960
Speaker 4: Okay, listen, Surge. Thank you, Paal. I appreciate it absolutely,

3346
02:39:34,520 --> 02:39:35,000
Speaker 4: thank you.

3347
02:39:35,040 --> 02:39:36,199
Speaker 2: There you go. There's Surge.

3348
02:39:36,400 --> 02:39:36,680
Speaker 4: Rob.

3349
02:39:36,879 --> 02:39:37,600
Speaker 2: That was nice.

3350
02:39:37,680 --> 02:39:42,480
Speaker 4: Named after the nineties soda, I assume, and Salsh would

3351
02:39:42,480 --> 02:39:43,520
Speaker 4: you like a lemon twist?

3352
02:39:44,040 --> 02:39:46,879
Speaker 3: Don't be stupid you think he got that reference? Probably not,

3353
02:39:47,040 --> 02:39:50,160
Speaker 3: but they got the old Beverly Hills copp reference.

3354
02:39:50,200 --> 02:39:51,680
Speaker 4: As soon as you said it, I was like, yes,

3355
02:39:51,800 --> 02:39:53,200
Speaker 4: would you like a lemon twist?

3356
02:39:53,640 --> 02:39:54,000
Speaker 2: Sald?

3357
02:39:54,320 --> 02:39:57,840
Speaker 3: That was Bronze and pin Showalk BALKI, that's all right,

3358
02:39:58,320 --> 02:40:04,880
Speaker 3: gossin Latti, Yeah, Belki Bartakamus, and then he was also

3359
02:40:05,680 --> 02:40:07,320
Speaker 3: Serge in Beverly Hills Cop.

3360
02:40:07,680 --> 02:40:08,959
Speaker 2: He's in true Romance.

3361
02:40:09,000 --> 02:40:11,280
Speaker 3: He's the guy with the girl in the car and

3362
02:40:11,320 --> 02:40:13,120
Speaker 3: he's got coke all over his nose when he gets

3363
02:40:13,120 --> 02:40:16,640
Speaker 3: pulled over. And every so often you'll see Bronze and

3364
02:40:16,680 --> 02:40:19,400
Speaker 3: Pin show show up in something. But you know, I

3365
02:40:19,480 --> 02:40:21,879
Speaker 3: was a guy with a name like that should have

3366
02:40:21,920 --> 02:40:25,360
Speaker 3: been much higher profile than I think he's been recently.

3367
02:40:25,400 --> 02:40:27,920
Speaker 4: I don't know what he does now. I love doing thing.

3368
02:40:28,200 --> 02:40:31,840
Speaker 4: Loved Perfect Strangers. I watched every episode of that show.

3369
02:40:31,879 --> 02:40:35,240
Speaker 4: Now I can tell you exactly what the last scene

3370
02:40:35,240 --> 02:40:38,480
Speaker 4: of that show was, and I cannot tell you what

3371
02:40:38,560 --> 02:40:40,720
Speaker 4: I had for dinner last night the last scene.

3372
02:40:40,760 --> 02:40:43,360
Speaker 3: Now, I never watched Perfect Strangers. All my friends did

3373
02:40:43,400 --> 02:40:46,760
Speaker 3: because it was set in Chicago. But I was like, yeah,

3374
02:40:46,800 --> 02:40:49,120
Speaker 3: but they're just showing it's just b roll of like

3375
02:40:49,240 --> 02:40:50,280
Speaker 3: buildings down town.

3376
02:40:50,320 --> 02:40:51,879
Speaker 2: They're not filming it here or anything.

3377
02:40:52,280 --> 02:40:56,400
Speaker 3: And so I've probably watched ten minutes of one episode

3378
02:40:56,400 --> 02:40:57,320
Speaker 3: of Perfect Strangers.

3379
02:40:57,360 --> 02:40:59,200
Speaker 2: It just did not scratch me where I is. I

3380
02:40:59,240 --> 02:41:00,520
Speaker 2: guarantee it didn't hold up.

3381
02:41:00,560 --> 02:41:06,600
Speaker 4: But they, uh, it's it's the Quintessential ending they move

3382
02:41:06,640 --> 02:41:08,640
Speaker 4: out of the apartment. I don't want to put up

3383
02:41:08,680 --> 02:41:10,920
Speaker 4: I'll put spoiler alert. I just want to get that

3384
02:41:10,959 --> 02:41:18,280
Speaker 4: out there. They leave the apartment, they turn back around

3385
02:41:18,280 --> 02:41:21,959
Speaker 4: to the door open. Yeah, they reach in. Yeah, they

3386
02:41:22,000 --> 02:41:24,720
Speaker 4: shut off the lights. Yeah, Babe to black.

3387
02:41:24,840 --> 02:41:26,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's how Three's Company ended. Yep.

3388
02:41:27,360 --> 02:41:30,120
Speaker 3: I loved Three's Company. I wanted to be Jack Tripper

3389
02:41:30,160 --> 02:41:32,840
Speaker 3: more than anybody else in the world. When I was

3390
02:41:32,879 --> 02:41:34,920
Speaker 3: seven or eight years old, I wanted to be Jack Tripper.

3391
02:41:34,959 --> 02:41:37,920
Speaker 3: I'm like, this guy is living with two babes, and

3392
02:41:38,000 --> 02:41:39,879
Speaker 3: all he's got to do, because it was the seventies,

3393
02:41:40,040 --> 02:41:42,080
Speaker 3: all he's going to do is pretend to be gay

3394
02:41:42,200 --> 02:41:45,000
Speaker 3: so his landlord doesn't kick him out. Do you imagine

3395
02:41:45,000 --> 02:41:46,960
Speaker 3: if they try that today? All these shows are like,

3396
02:41:46,959 --> 02:41:49,200
Speaker 3: we're gonna reboot this and this and this, We're going

3397
02:41:49,280 --> 02:41:52,520
Speaker 3: to reboot Three's Company. Now you've got to pretend you're gay.

3398
02:41:52,640 --> 02:41:55,240
Speaker 3: That's the only way that a landlord to let you

3399
02:41:55,280 --> 02:41:56,199
Speaker 3: live with two women.

3400
02:41:56,680 --> 02:41:59,120
Speaker 2: Oh boy, Yeah, I don't know if I could do that.

3401
02:42:00,400 --> 02:42:04,080
Speaker 4: No, if that's really going to I don't know, or

3402
02:42:04,080 --> 02:42:05,560
Speaker 4: if they redid Bosom Buddies.

3403
02:42:06,120 --> 02:42:09,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, guaranteed that one didn't hold up either.

3404
02:42:09,240 --> 02:42:11,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll pull the curtain bag a little bit. Rob

3405
02:42:11,920 --> 02:42:13,600
Speaker 3: and I pitched the show not too long ago when

3406
02:42:13,600 --> 02:42:15,280
Speaker 3: he first joined the show, So it was literally not

3407
02:42:15,320 --> 02:42:17,840
Speaker 3: that long ago. We pitched a show about two guys

3408
02:42:17,840 --> 02:42:19,240
Speaker 3: who dressed up as women who went to a lot

3409
02:42:19,240 --> 02:42:25,640
Speaker 3: of outdoor concerts. It was called Blossom Buddies. Now I

3410
02:42:25,640 --> 02:42:26,600
Speaker 3: think we should do it.

3411
02:42:28,240 --> 02:42:28,640
Speaker 2: Anyway.

3412
02:42:28,760 --> 02:42:32,600
Speaker 3: Nobody bit at that show. Nobody gave a flat crap

3413
02:42:33,400 --> 02:42:35,400
Speaker 3: about our pitch. Do you want to hear one of

3414
02:42:35,440 --> 02:42:37,800
Speaker 3: Brian's calls from this morning? This is him singing, and

3415
02:42:37,840 --> 02:42:41,280
Speaker 3: I'm sure that you'll understand what the song is immediately.

3416
02:42:41,320 --> 02:42:42,480
Speaker 2: This one goes way back.

3417
02:42:42,560 --> 02:42:44,480
Speaker 3: This shows you the depth and the breath of his

3418
02:42:44,600 --> 02:42:47,199
Speaker 3: musical knowledge because he is really all over the place.

3419
02:42:47,200 --> 02:42:49,600
Speaker 24: We're in the money, We're in the money that.

3420
02:42:57,160 --> 02:42:59,840
Speaker 3: Yeah. So you know, sometimes he'll call and he'll be

3421
02:43:00,879 --> 02:43:03,680
Speaker 3: Michael Bolton right. Other times he'll call and he'll be

3422
02:43:03,760 --> 02:43:07,320
Speaker 3: singing something a little bit more contemporary. And then other

3423
02:43:07,360 --> 02:43:10,520
Speaker 3: times he'll call and be singing Ginger Rogers from the

3424
02:43:10,560 --> 02:43:11,560
Speaker 3: nineteen thirties.

3425
02:43:12,200 --> 02:43:13,240
Speaker 2: He's all over the place.

3426
02:43:13,680 --> 02:43:13,920
Speaker 21: See.

3427
02:43:13,959 --> 02:43:16,000
Speaker 4: I like to think maybe that's why we didn't hear

3428
02:43:16,040 --> 02:43:18,280
Speaker 4: from him for a couple of days, he got his

3429
02:43:18,440 --> 02:43:21,960
Speaker 4: tax returns back, made a ton of money, and went

3430
02:43:22,000 --> 02:43:25,000
Speaker 4: on just this ridiculous like two day bender.

3431
02:43:25,120 --> 02:43:27,280
Speaker 3: Oh, I don't know that he is even employed in

3432
02:43:27,360 --> 02:43:31,160
Speaker 3: any way, shape or form, but okay, benefit of the doubt.

3433
02:43:31,240 --> 02:43:32,640
Speaker 2: I thought you were leading. I thought you were going

3434
02:43:32,720 --> 02:43:34,560
Speaker 2: to say he's a time traveler. Wo.

3435
02:43:35,720 --> 02:43:38,920
Speaker 3: I would be just as willing to bet that as

3436
02:43:39,000 --> 02:43:40,920
Speaker 3: that this guy's gainfully employed somewhere.

3437
02:43:41,160 --> 02:43:42,800
Speaker 4: I just wanted I was just thinking to him on

3438
02:43:42,840 --> 02:43:45,279
Speaker 4: like a two day bender or just blow.

3439
02:43:44,959 --> 02:43:49,000
Speaker 3: And wearing the money, and just then well I watchn't it.

3440
02:43:49,080 --> 02:43:52,080
Speaker 3: I want the best for him, certainly want the best

3441
02:43:52,080 --> 02:43:52,400
Speaker 3: for him.

3442
02:43:52,400 --> 02:43:55,360
Speaker 24: We're in the money. We're in the money that that.

3443
02:43:57,560 --> 02:44:04,320
Speaker 4: That we've got a lot of what it takes to

3444
02:44:04,360 --> 02:44:04,879
Speaker 4: get it all.

3445
02:44:05,800 --> 02:44:08,879
Speaker 2: We're bands are the skyes.

3446
02:44:08,520 --> 02:44:08,840
Speaker 4: On the.

3447
02:44:10,320 --> 02:44:10,640
Speaker 5: Passion.

3448
02:44:10,800 --> 02:44:11,440
Speaker 19: You are through.

3449
02:44:11,560 --> 02:44:13,560
Speaker 2: You don't what's wrong on We.

3450
02:44:13,680 --> 02:44:15,680
Speaker 4: Have seen headlines on redline.

3451
02:44:17,440 --> 02:44:20,039
Speaker 31: When we see the landlow, we can look that garm.

3452
02:44:19,720 --> 02:44:20,560
Speaker 5: One in the eye.

3453
02:44:21,160 --> 02:44:21,360
Speaker 11: You know.

3454
02:44:21,400 --> 02:44:23,640
Speaker 3: I was watching some of the to pull that audio.

3455
02:44:23,680 --> 02:44:26,320
Speaker 3: I was watching a little bit of the clip of that.

3456
02:44:26,320 --> 02:44:29,480
Speaker 3: That's the opening song of a movie called I Forget.

3457
02:44:29,480 --> 02:44:32,400
Speaker 3: The movie's called but it's one of those old, you know,

3458
02:44:32,840 --> 02:44:35,800
Speaker 3: golden age of Hollywood big musicals. Buzzby Berkeley was a

3459
02:44:35,800 --> 02:44:37,840
Speaker 3: guy who put these onion of course of Ginger Rogers,

3460
02:44:37,879 --> 02:44:40,640
Speaker 3: Freda Stairs counterpart the whole bit, nineteen thirty three, and

3461
02:44:40,680 --> 02:44:43,160
Speaker 3: so it's her and it's a line of these young

3462
02:44:43,160 --> 02:44:45,360
Speaker 3: angree news and they've got the big you know, it's

3463
02:44:45,360 --> 02:44:47,080
Speaker 3: big musical numbers, so they've got the feathers and all that.

3464
02:44:47,120 --> 02:44:49,040
Speaker 3: I'm watching, I'm like, oh, my god, these women are

3465
02:44:49,040 --> 02:44:51,520
Speaker 3: all dead. By the way, they're all dead. I mean,

3466
02:44:51,600 --> 02:44:54,640
Speaker 3: nineteen thirty three. These girls were probably in their early twenties.

3467
02:44:55,160 --> 02:45:00,959
Speaker 3: My grandmother was born in nineteen thirteen, so these women,

3468
02:45:01,320 --> 02:45:04,360
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, they were probably the age that my

3469
02:45:04,400 --> 02:45:07,039
Speaker 3: grandmother would have been. So they're all super cute in

3470
02:45:07,280 --> 02:45:11,120
Speaker 3: you know, nineteen thirty three, but rather also all super dead.

3471
02:45:11,840 --> 02:45:15,840
Speaker 3: And it really does so again I'm going with Brian's

3472
02:45:15,840 --> 02:45:19,240
Speaker 3: a time traveler. It sounds weird, it seems highly unlikely,

3473
02:45:19,440 --> 02:45:21,879
Speaker 3: but I'm going that's the one that, believe it or not,

3474
02:45:22,000 --> 02:45:24,880
Speaker 3: makes most sense to me that he is a time traveler.

3475
02:45:25,320 --> 02:45:29,320
Speaker 3: And when he checks in, the reason that it's so

3476
02:45:30,120 --> 02:45:34,880
Speaker 3: frenetic is that he doesn't know what time he's in. No, Oni,

3477
02:45:34,959 --> 02:45:37,640
Speaker 3: does he not know what time it is. He doesn't

3478
02:45:37,680 --> 02:45:41,440
Speaker 3: know what time frame he's in. He doesn't know when

3479
02:45:41,560 --> 02:45:44,600
Speaker 3: he is. He knows where he is, know when he is.

3480
02:45:44,959 --> 02:45:47,800
Speaker 4: Imagine if you just started speaking in like that nineteen

3481
02:45:47,879 --> 02:45:51,720
Speaker 4: thirties voice too, Hi, everybody, Yeah, can say that Gams

3482
02:45:51,760 --> 02:45:53,000
Speaker 4: on Ginger Gams.

3483
02:45:53,040 --> 02:46:03,440
Speaker 24: We're in the money, We're in the money.

3484
02:46:04,040 --> 02:46:04,840
Speaker 2: Ah.

3485
02:46:05,000 --> 02:46:07,160
Speaker 3: But I was checking in with my older daughter. She's

3486
02:46:07,200 --> 02:46:10,160
Speaker 3: down in Cocoa Beach this week for spring break. I

3487
02:46:10,200 --> 02:46:12,400
Speaker 3: was like, how's it going down there? And she's like,

3488
02:46:12,440 --> 02:46:18,840
Speaker 3: it's cold and rainy. That sucks. That suits hard when

3489
02:46:18,879 --> 02:46:21,400
Speaker 3: you've only got a few days to enjoy spring break,

3490
02:46:21,760 --> 02:46:25,640
Speaker 3: and you go, let's go down to Florida and that's

3491
02:46:25,680 --> 02:46:26,920
Speaker 3: what happens down there.

3492
02:46:27,280 --> 02:46:31,400
Speaker 2: Did she call my mom? No, your mom's in Cocoa Beach? Yes,

3493
02:46:31,640 --> 02:46:32,360
Speaker 2: no she did not.

3494
02:46:32,640 --> 02:46:35,520
Speaker 3: Had I known, I would have said, hey, you should

3495
02:46:35,520 --> 02:46:37,880
Speaker 3: have Rob's mom, and my daughter would say, who's Rob,

3496
02:46:38,400 --> 02:46:40,160
Speaker 3: And then I would have had to have explained to

3497
02:46:40,320 --> 02:46:42,879
Speaker 3: her some things that have taken place on the show

3498
02:46:42,920 --> 02:46:47,000
Speaker 3: over the past a couple of months, and then we

3499
02:46:47,040 --> 02:46:48,720
Speaker 3: would have would have gone from there.

3500
02:46:48,879 --> 02:46:50,600
Speaker 4: Then you would have had to explain why she would

3501
02:46:50,640 --> 02:46:53,040
Speaker 4: go to my mom's you know, like, why she would

3502
02:46:53,080 --> 02:46:54,200
Speaker 4: even entertain that idea.

3503
02:46:54,320 --> 02:46:57,160
Speaker 2: Well, my daughter is a very a lovely woman.

3504
02:46:57,240 --> 02:47:03,080
Speaker 3: She's a very affable quite maybe you know, I could

3505
02:47:03,120 --> 02:47:05,240
Speaker 3: have pitched it in such a way that I would

3506
02:47:05,280 --> 02:47:07,160
Speaker 3: have gotten her to go to your mom's house.

3507
02:47:08,760 --> 02:47:09,800
Speaker 2: The hell of a cook, I can tell you.

3508
02:47:09,920 --> 02:47:11,640
Speaker 3: I was gonna say, now, your mom would have to

3509
02:47:11,640 --> 02:47:14,400
Speaker 3: bring something to the table, and I have no reason

3510
02:47:14,440 --> 02:47:18,959
Speaker 3: to think she wouldn't. But yeah, because your mom's she's

3511
02:47:18,959 --> 02:47:20,440
Speaker 3: an Italian.

3512
02:47:19,840 --> 02:47:24,160
Speaker 4: Cook, right, Italian and Portuguese? Oh really fifty?

3513
02:47:24,240 --> 02:47:24,960
Speaker 2: Oh man?

3514
02:47:25,160 --> 02:47:29,080
Speaker 3: Okay, so you're getting all kinds of amazing food.

3515
02:47:28,840 --> 02:47:32,800
Speaker 4: Then, yeah, oh yeah, all right, did not suck in

3516
02:47:32,879 --> 02:47:34,959
Speaker 4: my house, man, like my grandmother started it.

3517
02:47:35,160 --> 02:47:40,279
Speaker 3: She makes sardines edi uh no, well't sardines big in Portugal?

3518
02:47:40,320 --> 02:47:41,879
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well with the Italians too.

3519
02:47:42,000 --> 02:47:42,160
Speaker 18: Yeah.

3520
02:47:42,320 --> 02:47:45,520
Speaker 4: Mom actually will order, well, anchovies, but she'll order like

3521
02:47:45,600 --> 02:47:48,800
Speaker 4: pizza with anchovies on it. Okay, that's her, that's her thing. Yeah,

3522
02:47:48,800 --> 02:47:51,320
Speaker 4: I heard my grandfather loved pasta that way. They'd make

3523
02:47:51,360 --> 02:47:55,240
Speaker 4: a like a garlic pasta and they'd put anchovies in it.

3524
02:47:55,680 --> 02:47:58,320
Speaker 2: My goodness, it's not necessarily my favorite thing.

3525
02:47:58,480 --> 02:48:01,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, I like it in like a putin esca sauce,

3526
02:48:01,520 --> 02:48:03,400
Speaker 4: Like I make that and I'll put anchovies in that.

3527
02:48:03,520 --> 02:48:06,000
Speaker 3: Gotcha. But you're making turkey steaks. Did you mind make

3528
02:48:06,000 --> 02:48:06,680
Speaker 3: turkey steaks?

3529
02:48:07,040 --> 02:48:07,840
Speaker 2: No, I don't think so.

3530
02:48:07,959 --> 02:48:10,000
Speaker 3: Oh that's like a big Portuguese thing too. I think

3531
02:48:10,720 --> 02:48:14,520
Speaker 3: turkey steaks, right, huh okay, poor cat. She's over there

3532
02:48:14,760 --> 02:48:19,280
Speaker 3: rolling dumplings and mashed potatoes Serbian food, you know, and

3533
02:48:19,520 --> 02:48:20,480
Speaker 3: not much going on there.

3534
02:48:21,560 --> 02:48:24,760
Speaker 2: I'm sure there. What is like the big Serbian food cat?

3535
02:48:25,080 --> 02:48:27,320
Speaker 18: I mean, there's all kinds of things, A lot of

3536
02:48:27,360 --> 02:48:31,680
Speaker 18: grilled meats, a lot of kind of a Mediterranean style auxen,

3537
02:48:33,360 --> 02:48:38,040
Speaker 18: a lot of fresh fresh salads with grilled meat. And

3538
02:48:38,160 --> 02:48:40,920
Speaker 18: there's like stuffed peppers, for example.

3539
02:48:40,720 --> 02:48:43,480
Speaker 4: Goats, kebabs, stuffed cabbage.

3540
02:48:43,560 --> 02:48:43,760
Speaker 2: You know.

3541
02:48:43,920 --> 02:48:46,240
Speaker 3: She's not saying no, she's like, oh that's l a

3542
02:48:46,920 --> 02:48:51,760
Speaker 3: kebabs are great kebabs. Yeah, all right, Well, no, I

3543
02:48:51,800 --> 02:48:55,440
Speaker 3: always think of I don't envy people in those in

3544
02:48:55,520 --> 02:48:58,520
Speaker 3: like Eastern Europe as far as food goes, I never

3545
02:48:58,680 --> 02:49:03,360
Speaker 3: envy Eastern European vegetarians because the best thing you got

3546
02:49:03,360 --> 02:49:05,840
Speaker 3: going for in some of these cultures is the meat.

3547
02:49:06,120 --> 02:49:08,760
Speaker 3: And if you remove that you're like, Okay, I guess

3548
02:49:08,760 --> 02:49:10,080
Speaker 3: I'll have more potatoes.

3549
02:49:13,080 --> 02:49:16,600
Speaker 4: But yeah, it's like Dennis Leary said, the shortest book

3550
02:49:16,600 --> 02:49:19,800
Speaker 4: ever written was the Irish Cookbook. Just take everything you got,

3551
02:49:19,840 --> 02:49:21,320
Speaker 4: put in a pot and boil the hell out of here.

3552
02:49:21,360 --> 02:49:22,320
Speaker 4: Yeah something like that.

3553
02:49:22,760 --> 02:49:23,120
Speaker 2: Yeah.

3554
02:49:23,280 --> 02:49:26,720
Speaker 3: My ex wife was Serbian and Irish. So it's like, boy,

3555
02:49:26,760 --> 02:49:28,520
Speaker 3: you had nowhere to go when it came to cooking.

3556
02:49:28,840 --> 02:49:33,000
Speaker 3: You were borrowing wholesale from other cultures just to get

3557
02:49:33,320 --> 02:49:35,320
Speaker 3: you know, salt was your best friend.

3558
02:49:35,720 --> 02:49:38,840
Speaker 2: Turkey Tetrazini. Tonight, hmm yeh.

3559
02:49:39,480 --> 02:49:41,720
Speaker 3: Hey, tonight we're gonna be at the parm of Tavern.

3560
02:49:41,840 --> 02:49:43,600
Speaker 3: This is the next appearance of mine. We're doing the

3561
02:49:43,600 --> 02:49:47,320
Speaker 3: bud Light March Mini Hoops tournament. Rob and Kat have

3562
02:49:47,440 --> 02:49:51,480
Speaker 3: both been so kind as to say that they'll pop

3563
02:49:51,480 --> 02:49:53,520
Speaker 3: in as well, so we'd be the Parma Tavern tonight

3564
02:49:53,560 --> 02:49:55,879
Speaker 3: starting at seven o'clock. Tomorrow night, I'm gonna be out

3565
02:49:55,879 --> 02:49:59,360
Speaker 3: in Solon at Burger's to beer. And then Saturday night

3566
02:49:59,360 --> 02:50:03,199
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be out at the Basement in Sagamore Hills

3567
02:50:03,280 --> 02:50:06,360
Speaker 3: or Northfield that area. And then next Thursday, Friday, Saturday,

3568
02:50:06,360 --> 02:50:08,120
Speaker 3: I'll be out two These are all opportunities for you

3569
02:50:08,160 --> 02:50:11,039
Speaker 3: to play Papa Shot, hopefully get to Vegas, maybe win

3570
02:50:11,120 --> 02:50:12,920
Speaker 3: the ten thousand dollars grand prize.

3571
02:50:12,959 --> 02:50:14,160
Speaker 2: That's what everybody's going for.

3572
02:50:14,240 --> 02:50:17,160
Speaker 3: So if you want to come out and hang, whether

3573
02:50:17,240 --> 02:50:18,920
Speaker 3: it's to try to get in a miss or just

3574
02:50:18,920 --> 02:50:22,760
Speaker 3: to see our shining faces in real life under artificial lighting,

3575
02:50:23,400 --> 02:50:25,760
Speaker 3: then you should come out and say hello. So tonight,

3576
02:50:25,800 --> 02:50:27,480
Speaker 3: as soon as we get out of here, haul and

3577
02:50:27,560 --> 02:50:29,040
Speaker 3: ask right to the Parma tavern.

3578
02:50:29,160 --> 02:50:33,240
Speaker 2: And I can not wait? Did you send over my rider?

3579
02:50:33,680 --> 02:50:37,120
Speaker 2: I did? Okay, yes, I did? Right, good, I think

3580
02:50:37,120 --> 02:50:37,560
Speaker 2: I have it.

3581
02:50:39,520 --> 02:50:43,800
Speaker 3: Send to Wendy, who's working behind the bar tonight, Rob's writer.

3582
02:50:43,959 --> 02:50:45,400
Speaker 3: I send it in PDF form.

3583
02:50:45,560 --> 02:50:45,720
Speaker 2: Good.

3584
02:50:45,920 --> 02:50:48,240
Speaker 3: Unfortunately the file was so large I had to send

3585
02:50:48,280 --> 02:50:50,720
Speaker 3: it in a couple of email.

3586
02:50:50,400 --> 02:50:52,320
Speaker 2: Hey, listen, if I'm going to go someplace, I know

3587
02:50:52,480 --> 02:50:53,440
Speaker 2: I need my comfort.

3588
02:50:53,760 --> 02:50:57,480
Speaker 3: She had a question, is it sixteen full bottles of

3589
02:50:57,560 --> 02:50:58,200
Speaker 3: ranch dressing?

3590
02:50:58,560 --> 02:50:58,680
Speaker 20: No?

3591
02:50:59,000 --> 02:51:01,840
Speaker 4: Oh, nope, you got that one wrong. Yeah, I'm sorry. Well,

3592
02:51:01,920 --> 02:51:04,280
Speaker 4: I'm glad you had to use odd numbers on my rider.

3593
02:51:04,440 --> 02:51:09,160
Speaker 3: Odd numbers, yes, okay, seventeen bottles of ranch dressing?

3594
02:51:09,879 --> 02:51:13,320
Speaker 2: Okay? Did you did you remember the line about the temperature.

3595
02:51:13,800 --> 02:51:17,279
Speaker 4: I did, it's got to be no warmer than sixty

3596
02:51:17,360 --> 02:51:18,119
Speaker 4: seven degrees.

3597
02:51:20,080 --> 02:51:22,240
Speaker 3: You're you're making miss I might be reading Cat's writer.

3598
02:51:22,360 --> 02:51:26,200
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, Cat's I can't the astroglide was yours. Oh god,

3599
02:51:28,080 --> 02:51:34,920
Speaker 3: totally no warmer than sixty nine degrees. Nice, okay, sixty

3600
02:51:35,040 --> 02:51:37,640
Speaker 3: nine degrees. Well, fortunately, parme tavern.

3601
02:51:37,640 --> 02:51:40,600
Speaker 4: I think they've always got it set to a company

3602
02:51:40,720 --> 02:51:42,320
Speaker 4: sixty nine.

3603
02:51:42,920 --> 02:51:45,400
Speaker 18: It was like the other day when we went out

3604
02:51:45,640 --> 02:51:47,240
Speaker 18: the thermostat said sixty nine.

3605
02:51:47,959 --> 02:51:51,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I took a photo and I posted it

3606
02:51:51,600 --> 02:51:54,160
Speaker 4: and it was yeah, okay, listen, so I got your rider.

3607
02:51:54,360 --> 02:51:59,080
Speaker 3: I got Cat's Cat's rider mercifully very very short. You know,

3608
02:51:59,360 --> 02:52:02,920
Speaker 3: she's way less prone than you or I to make

3609
02:52:03,000 --> 02:52:05,400
Speaker 3: demands of people, at least at this point I can

3610
02:52:05,440 --> 02:52:07,359
Speaker 3: see down the road she'll probably learn.

3611
02:52:08,040 --> 02:52:10,680
Speaker 2: Just a long time man. Yeah, yeah, you're gonna get

3612
02:52:10,720 --> 02:52:11,520
Speaker 2: me to go somewhere.

3613
02:52:11,600 --> 02:52:14,760
Speaker 3: Okay, So the seventeen bottles of ranch dressing sixty nine

3614
02:52:14,720 --> 02:52:16,280
Speaker 3: degrees sixty nine degrees?

3615
02:52:16,879 --> 02:52:19,760
Speaker 4: Did you remember the uh the burger bun thing, the

3616
02:52:19,800 --> 02:52:22,439
Speaker 4: burger bun thing, the inverse hamburgers.

3617
02:52:22,440 --> 02:52:24,600
Speaker 3: I think is what I read, which is instead where

3618
02:52:24,640 --> 02:52:26,680
Speaker 3: the bun should be. You want meat, and where the

3619
02:52:26,720 --> 02:52:27,240
Speaker 3: meat should be.

3620
02:52:27,280 --> 02:52:29,680
Speaker 4: You want bun yep, too much bun ruins a burger,

3621
02:52:29,680 --> 02:52:33,680
Speaker 4: But I like thin burger patties with a piece of

3622
02:52:33,720 --> 02:52:34,080
Speaker 4: meat in there.

3623
02:52:34,080 --> 02:52:35,840
Speaker 2: I don't want to completely lose the image.

3624
02:52:35,959 --> 02:52:36,720
Speaker 4: Oh I understand.

3625
02:52:36,760 --> 02:52:37,040
Speaker 5: Okay.

3626
02:52:37,080 --> 02:52:40,800
Speaker 3: So Rob's inverse burgers, yep, yep, I got that one day.

3627
02:52:40,800 --> 02:52:42,880
Speaker 4: And the bun has no seeds. Cannot have seeds on

3628
02:52:42,920 --> 02:52:45,320
Speaker 4: the bun in the middle, not even are not even

3629
02:52:45,400 --> 02:52:49,760
Speaker 4: caraway none? Oh no seeds, no seeds. Okay, Lee boy.

3630
02:52:49,640 --> 02:52:51,600
Speaker 3: I'm so glad you asked, because I already sent this

3631
02:52:51,640 --> 02:52:53,959
Speaker 3: over to them and they sent it back and they said,

3632
02:52:54,000 --> 02:52:56,840
Speaker 3: none of this will be any problem whatsoever. Oh my god,

3633
02:52:57,000 --> 02:52:59,640
Speaker 3: I feel really stupid because I don't have a rider.

3634
02:52:59,760 --> 02:53:02,600
Speaker 2: Oh so I didn't send them anything. I mean I didn't.

3635
02:53:04,080 --> 02:53:04,280
Speaker 18: Wow.

3636
02:53:04,320 --> 02:53:06,160
Speaker 4: Do I have egg on my face? And that's so

3637
02:53:06,240 --> 02:53:07,480
Speaker 4: expensive these days?

3638
02:53:08,280 --> 02:53:08,640
Speaker 2: Yeah?

3639
02:53:08,840 --> 02:53:12,720
Speaker 3: Okay, well I if there's any last minute additions to that, okay,

3640
02:53:12,760 --> 02:53:15,800
Speaker 3: So ranch sixty nine degrees inverse burgers.

3641
02:53:16,600 --> 02:53:20,800
Speaker 2: And then the cheese. I remember the cheese peas all right,

3642
02:53:20,920 --> 02:53:21,520
Speaker 2: the cheese.

3643
02:53:22,680 --> 02:53:25,600
Speaker 3: You want it, but you want them to put it

3644
02:53:25,600 --> 02:53:27,360
Speaker 3: on the burger, but then remove it from the burger

3645
02:53:27,400 --> 02:53:27,760
Speaker 3: and throw it.

3646
02:53:27,720 --> 02:53:30,360
Speaker 4: Away, that's correct. I just want the flavor of it. It

3647
02:53:30,360 --> 02:53:32,760
Speaker 4: has to be bree. Yeah.

3648
02:53:32,840 --> 02:53:36,240
Speaker 3: Rob just wants a wisp a hint of cheese bree

3649
02:53:36,320 --> 02:53:38,199
Speaker 3: cheese flavor on his inverse birds.

3650
02:53:39,080 --> 02:53:39,600
Speaker 2: Yeah.

3651
02:53:41,040 --> 02:53:44,039
Speaker 3: Yeah, because and then there was another question they had

3652
02:53:44,080 --> 02:53:46,880
Speaker 3: for me about the the I know it's a full bar,

3653
02:53:46,959 --> 02:53:50,320
Speaker 3: the obviously a bar restaurant, but that you only wanted

3654
02:53:50,440 --> 02:53:54,960
Speaker 3: Maltese beers, correct, okay, because they misunderstood that as malt

3655
02:53:54,959 --> 02:53:59,400
Speaker 3: liquor and I said, no, Maltese lick, Maltese liquor.

3656
02:54:00,080 --> 02:54:04,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, big big difference, right, Okay, got liquor beer?

3657
02:54:05,200 --> 02:54:08,440
Speaker 3: Oh, Maltese beer, yes? Oh okay, yes, no, I'm sorry.

3658
02:54:08,480 --> 02:54:10,480
Speaker 3: The Maltese liquor is what we call the dog you

3659
02:54:10,480 --> 02:54:13,200
Speaker 3: wanted them to have. Didn't you ask for a live

3660
02:54:13,320 --> 02:54:16,720
Speaker 3: dog that shows?

3661
02:54:17,080 --> 02:54:17,280
Speaker 14: Right?

3662
02:54:17,520 --> 02:54:19,360
Speaker 2: Okay, so we're out at concerts. This one's just for

3663
02:54:19,400 --> 02:54:21,080
Speaker 2: a bargain, right.

3664
02:54:21,200 --> 02:54:24,120
Speaker 4: I know Roblake's live animals at our other appearances, and

3665
02:54:24,160 --> 02:54:27,360
Speaker 4: so that's okay. Listen, I'm really glad that the pre

3666
02:54:27,440 --> 02:54:29,320
Speaker 4: warm toilet seat. Did you get that.

3667
02:54:29,480 --> 02:54:33,199
Speaker 2: They are not able to do that? Oh that's gonna

3668
02:54:33,240 --> 02:54:34,240
Speaker 2: that might be a deal breaker.

3669
02:54:34,360 --> 02:54:37,039
Speaker 3: Now, I took the liberty, and I hope you don't mind.

3670
02:54:37,200 --> 02:54:41,080
Speaker 3: I took the liberty of having them destroy any juke

3671
02:54:41,120 --> 02:54:42,520
Speaker 3: boxes that might have Jimmy.

3672
02:54:42,520 --> 02:54:46,480
Speaker 4: But you know what, with that in mind, I will

3673
02:54:46,520 --> 02:54:48,920
Speaker 4: forgive the chili toilets.

3674
02:54:49,480 --> 02:54:51,080
Speaker 2: I have to have it too, right, okay.

3675
02:54:51,800 --> 02:54:54,440
Speaker 3: Oh, and you're gonna have to between all that Maltese

3676
02:54:54,440 --> 02:54:56,879
Speaker 3: beer and the hint of cheese.

3677
02:54:57,000 --> 02:55:00,600
Speaker 2: And the uh the seedless bun and all that.

3678
02:55:00,680 --> 02:55:06,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, well good, then I'm glad. I will send

3679
02:55:06,280 --> 02:55:09,360
Speaker 3: this revised rider over to them. I certainly hope that

3680
02:55:09,360 --> 02:55:11,720
Speaker 3: they can fix this in the next four hours, because

3681
02:55:11,720 --> 02:55:14,160
Speaker 3: that's when the appearance at times starts.

3682
02:55:14,959 --> 02:55:18,760
Speaker 4: Sure, yes, okay, and I removed the candy stuff because

3683
02:55:18,760 --> 02:55:20,120
Speaker 4: I'm eating healthy, So that's gone.

3684
02:55:20,280 --> 02:55:20,680
Speaker 24: M M.

3685
02:55:20,920 --> 02:55:25,560
Speaker 2: You don't have to worry about only dark chocolate niblets. Okay,

3686
02:55:26,560 --> 02:55:27,879
Speaker 2: dark chocolate niblets.

3687
02:55:28,000 --> 02:55:30,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, I like them. I like a big bar of

3688
02:55:31,320 --> 02:55:34,280
Speaker 4: dark chocolate pre bit for me. Oh, pre bit, dark

3689
02:55:34,360 --> 02:55:37,000
Speaker 4: chocolate niblets. Let me write this down if I called

3690
02:55:37,040 --> 02:55:41,800
Speaker 4: my ex's nipples. Okay, let me dark chocolate niblets. Yeah,

3691
02:55:41,800 --> 02:55:42,800
Speaker 4: you bite it down for me.

3692
02:55:43,000 --> 02:55:43,280
Speaker 2: Yeah.

3693
02:55:43,320 --> 02:55:45,360
Speaker 4: So they're tiny, little itty bit pieces, so I don't

3694
02:55:45,360 --> 02:55:46,200
Speaker 4: really have to chew all that.

3695
02:55:46,520 --> 02:55:47,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll tell you what.

3696
02:55:47,560 --> 02:55:49,360
Speaker 3: And this is I think very instructive for the people

3697
02:55:49,360 --> 02:55:52,080
Speaker 3: who listen to the show, is that Rob really does.

3698
02:55:53,040 --> 02:55:55,840
Speaker 3: He doesn't like to be public about how persnickety he

3699
02:55:56,000 --> 02:55:58,680
Speaker 3: is when we have personal appearances.

3700
02:55:58,720 --> 02:56:00,320
Speaker 2: You know, he's here every day like.

3701
02:56:00,320 --> 02:56:02,640
Speaker 3: Hey, I'm just this guy and I'm a cool dude,

3702
02:56:03,040 --> 02:56:04,880
Speaker 3: you know, and then we go out. Man, he wants

3703
02:56:04,879 --> 02:56:07,880
Speaker 3: pre chewed nibblets and he's it's a whole thing.

3704
02:56:08,040 --> 02:56:13,080
Speaker 4: Dark chocolate niblets, dark milk crep right, well, milk chocolate

3705
02:56:13,120 --> 02:56:17,400
Speaker 4: is for children, Okay, Alan, I heard that the Parma

3706
02:56:17,440 --> 02:56:21,240
Speaker 4: Tavern had Cleveland's premiere Jimmy Buffett cover band schedule tonight.

3707
02:56:21,840 --> 02:56:24,160
Speaker 3: I don't think I think you're trolling. I don't think

3708
02:56:24,200 --> 02:56:29,360
Speaker 3: that's true. But uh, if you've never heard them, they're

3709
02:56:29,400 --> 02:56:33,840
Speaker 3: called peerburger and cheesea dice and jim might really really

3710
02:56:34,320 --> 02:56:36,560
Speaker 3: enjoy what they do. But no, I think you're this

3711
02:56:36,600 --> 02:56:38,240
Speaker 3: person's inverted.

3712
02:56:37,760 --> 02:56:43,959
Speaker 4: Burger at the Parma taverns and chocolate nibbles when Mountain beer.

3713
02:56:46,480 --> 02:56:49,560
Speaker 2: Just a hint, Debrie on my inverted burger.

3714
02:56:49,720 --> 02:56:52,920
Speaker 4: I could see opening the door and hearing that and

3715
02:56:53,040 --> 02:56:55,520
Speaker 4: just instantly closing the door and turning around and walking

3716
02:56:55,560 --> 02:56:59,640
Speaker 4: back to her. Yeah, change Berger in Parma, Dice.

3717
02:56:59,520 --> 02:57:01,360
Speaker 2: And you know what going to happen now too. There's

3718
02:57:01,360 --> 02:57:02,760
Speaker 2: gonna be some a hole there.

3719
02:57:02,800 --> 02:57:05,120
Speaker 4: It's just gonna play eighteen Jimmy Buffetts songs in a

3720
02:57:05,200 --> 02:57:09,640
Speaker 4: row because I'm there, Yeah, and that, And now I.

3721
02:57:09,680 --> 02:57:11,640
Speaker 8: Must leave you as the Brady bunch is on and

3722
02:57:11,680 --> 02:57:14,039
Speaker 8: I find four of those children incredibly arousing.

3723
02:57:16,120 --> 02:57:16,640
Speaker 3: Get at it.

3724
02:57:17,760 --> 02:57:23,400
Speaker 15: Be careful of what you say, Be careful in every way,

3725
02:57:24,600 --> 02:57:30,200
Speaker 15: Be careful of what you do. Big Brother is watching you.

3726
02:57:31,560 --> 02:57:37,360
Speaker 15: Be circumspect and discreet, stay light on your mental feet.

3727
02:57:38,520 --> 02:57:42,840
Speaker 15: One slip and you know who you're through. Big Brother

3728
02:57:43,080 --> 02:57:44,160
Speaker 15: is watching you.

3729
02:57:44,920 --> 02:57:52,640
Speaker 7: And with all narratives, remember Obedience page. And when you

3730
02:57:52,720 --> 02:57:57,959
Speaker 7: watch that DV screens, remember it works both ways.

3731
02:57:59,200 --> 02:58:00,760
Speaker 15: You disc appear.

3732
02:58:00,640 --> 02:58:01,520
Speaker 11: In a wink.

3733
02:58:02,800 --> 02:58:08,520
Speaker 15: Unless you can double think, you'll vanish into the blue.

3734
02:58:09,600 --> 02:58:11,800
Speaker 15: Big Brother is watching you.