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Speaker 1: Hey, Joe Show's live at ninety three three f l

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Speaker 1: Z eight hundred four on nine ninety three ninety three.

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Speaker 1: Alternative swear words. You can't swear on the show. You

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Speaker 1: can't do that. The government will come after us and

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Speaker 1: then they fine iHeart like hundreds of thousands of dollars

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Speaker 1: and then they make Jed and I work it off

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Speaker 1: by uh doing maintenance around the country for the radio stage.

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Speaker 2: This is true. I'm tired of cleaning microphones. What are

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Speaker 2: your alternative?

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Speaker 1: Alternative swear words eight hundred four on nin ninety three

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Speaker 1: ninety three texts in at ninety seven to seven two zero.

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Speaker 1: I mean, ladies, I'm stepping on what you guys are

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Speaker 1: talking about to take it away.

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Speaker 3: Well, I say, biscuits.

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Speaker 2: That's going to be a drop Katie. We're gonna sat

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Speaker 2: on their show now, Biscuits. Thank you for saying what

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Speaker 2: is your alternative?

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Speaker 3: Well, I actually said that I don't have any because

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Speaker 3: I just swear, and if I almost accidentally, I try

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Speaker 3: to catch myself on the air. I got a potty mouth.

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Speaker 4: Man.

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Speaker 2: You did almost say the app word a couple of

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Speaker 2: days ago.

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Speaker 3: I did not, low key just wanted to.

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Speaker 1: Alternative swear words can be fun. They can be Sometimes

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Speaker 1: you hit them with something that makes them sweat a

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Speaker 1: little bit, you know what I mean, like shittaki mushrooms.

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Speaker 2: Did you think I was about to do it? You're close?

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Speaker 2: You thought I was about.

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Speaker 5: I wanted to go over there and put the dumb button? Right,

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Speaker 5: that's right, that's right. Do you have any instead of

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Speaker 5: saying the S word, I just say poopy. Oh, that's

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Speaker 5: so poopy. And it's but it's kind of it's funnier

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Speaker 5: than actually saying like it's you know what I mean?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because it's like, that's poopy? What is the what

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Speaker 2: is the best swear word? Though?

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Speaker 1: Like?

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Speaker 2: What is the F word?

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Speaker 3: Hands down?

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Speaker 2: Fiddlestick? No, it's an alternative F word.

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Speaker 3: I'm I don't know, doesn't exists.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, a good point.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it may be duplicated. Ain't nobody mess with it?

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Speaker 2: For gayzy name name the movie Wolf of Wall Street.

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Speaker 2: There you go?

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Speaker 1: What good once? We gotta think about this an eight

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Speaker 1: hundred and four nine ninety three ninety three. You can

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Speaker 1: always text in at ninety seven seven two zero. I

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Speaker 1: see a ton of people calling in, so uh, let's

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Speaker 1: talk to him right now. Hold on, let me like,

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Speaker 1: I love when Julia calls it. You don't even have

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Speaker 1: to screen her. Let me start with her first while

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Speaker 1: you get to the other.

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Speaker 2: One's Jed. She's always uh, she's good. Hi Julia. And

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Speaker 2: someone's being an a whole at work and I have

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Speaker 2: to go tell somebody that they're being an a whole.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, they're kind of being spicy today, Like they're

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Speaker 2: really really being nasty and they're spicy.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I like that. That's a nice way to put it.

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Speaker 2: Jenner's that drop, we got a good one spicy. I

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Speaker 2: don't know where that one. That's not how I say.

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Speaker 6: It, though.

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Speaker 2: I'm just like, they're being really spicy today, and everyone's like, oh,

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Speaker 2: the lad's home.

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Speaker 1: Continue to take notes. Love you, Julia Michelle. Let's take

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Speaker 1: some notes on good alternative swear words.

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Speaker 2: Go ahead, good morning.

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Speaker 3: I've got most frequently I say crap on cracker.

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Speaker 6: I don't know why I like that. And if you

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Speaker 6: are trying to.

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Speaker 4: First at someone by the most creative one I've ever

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Speaker 4: heard is calling something.

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Speaker 6: A yeasty cod piece. Oh what a yeasty cod piece?

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Speaker 2: You yeasty cod piece.

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Speaker 3: That's too close. I can't do that one.

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Speaker 4: Ye it's so visceral.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, budge nuggets.

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Speaker 2: No, that's not that good.

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Speaker 1: Rice chasing rice, cheese and rice is good cheese and rice.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Michelle, uh dory, you you got a good one.

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Speaker 2: I like this one. I might have to steal it.

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Speaker 6: What the French toast?

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Speaker 3: The French.

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Speaker 2: Liquor? What commercial was that from? Maybe than you do? Nicole?

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Speaker 2: He go ahead.

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Speaker 6: I like to say shut the front door.

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Speaker 4: People think I'm going to say something else, really, but

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Speaker 4: the front door.

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Speaker 1: What would be because you really want to get dangerous

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Speaker 1: with it? What is an like because you got to

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Speaker 1: hit him with if you can hit him with two

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Speaker 1: letters before you get into it, like instead of the

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Speaker 1: S word, if you can do like any word that

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Speaker 1: starts with s h and then you got to come

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Speaker 1: up with something else?

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Speaker 2: What words is f you.

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Speaker 1: F?

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Speaker 3: You?

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Speaker 5: Ah?

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Speaker 1: No, I know, And that's why ships works for the

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Speaker 1: S word, But like you know, you get what I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to say, Like you need like if you're gonna

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Speaker 1: alternatively say the F word, it would really be fancy

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Speaker 1: if you could get like another word that starts with.

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Speaker 5: F u.

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Speaker 3: Insanu that you're gonna say it, but you're not.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what happens.

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Speaker 3: Like that one.

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Speaker 1: I like that, Tory, do not say g D. Okay,

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Speaker 1: do not say the g D, which is strange. You

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Speaker 1: know you can say god, you can say damn you.

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Speaker 1: You can't put them together. I don't know why that's

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Speaker 1: the case.

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Speaker 2: To go ahead.

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Speaker 1: I usually instead of saying that, I say dodge ram it.

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Speaker 6: I like that.

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Speaker 3: I haven't not heard that. I'm writing out now DoD

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Speaker 3: draam it?

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Speaker 2: All right, Tory, this is good.

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Speaker 1: Now I'm getting word right now that we've got a

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Speaker 1: first time caller on the vote.

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Speaker 6: Yes, yummy, Hi, yeah, Yeamy.

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Speaker 2: Give me a good alternative swear word.

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Speaker 6: I say, some of a nutcracker, some of a nutcracker,

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Speaker 6: none of a nutcracker?

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Speaker 1: Would you do that all twelve months of the year?

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Speaker 1: Is that specifically around like December?

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Speaker 6: Watching Helse, I say the whole year twelve months?

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Speaker 2: All right? Good?

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Speaker 1: Then I'm writing it down and I'm putting my rolodex

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Speaker 1: of alternative swear words. That's what we're talking about. Because

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Speaker 1: of Katie. Your favorite one is biscuit. Biscuit biscy it.

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Speaker 2: Car, Yes, I like that first time.

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Speaker 1: All right, Car, from what I hear, you've got a list,

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Speaker 1: so give it to me, I say.

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Speaker 3: Fronc okay, beautiful, I like you.

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Speaker 1: I say Jiminy cricket well okay okay, I.

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Speaker 6: Say Lemony snickets, and I say Jack Kristen Anderson.

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Speaker 3: Those are all good.

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Speaker 1: Oh Car, we're going back to back on fantastic first

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Speaker 1: time callers. Let's roll through these as fast as possible

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Speaker 1: and we'll end it.

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Speaker 2: Kelly, altern it and swear word go ahead, okay.

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Speaker 5: Instead of the A or the B word.

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Speaker 6: My dadd always told me to say you're a real Jeff.

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Speaker 1: You're a real gem. Little sarcasm on it, Kelly, I

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Speaker 1: love it, John.

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Speaker 2: Go ahead.

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Speaker 4: The Orbit Dumb commercial from like twenty fifteen is where

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Speaker 4: I think Ashley was remembering that you can get alternative

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Speaker 4: cussworts from. There's a bunch of them.

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Speaker 1: Did they I'd never see Orbit gun and I don't

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Speaker 1: see the commercials anymore.

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Speaker 4: They don't do commercials no more. But that is where

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Speaker 4: the original like alternative cussworks came from.

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Speaker 1: The more you know, I like that, John, thank you,

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Speaker 1: last one, Aaron, go ahead, alternative swear words ending with

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Speaker 1: what the four

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Speaker 2: Fantastic