WEBVTT - Hi-C + Capri Sun

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<v Speaker 1>In those waist.

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<v Speaker 2>What are you doing well? My bad doesn't drinking my juice?

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<v Speaker 1>How old are you?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm drinking a what is the high Sea orange juice box?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, drinking my juice? Can you explain You're not just drinking.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm drinking a high seat It's an orange lava burst.

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<v Speaker 4>If you're watching on the live stream, it's a high

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<v Speaker 4>syed juice box.

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<v Speaker 2>It's good.

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<v Speaker 5>No adult drinks juice boxes all the time. Here's here's

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<v Speaker 5>what's gonna happen.

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<v Speaker 1>THO.

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<v Speaker 5>As soon as I say that, somebody's gonna be like,

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<v Speaker 5>bu I'm twenty seven. I have juice boxes every day.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, comment or Texas five three nine to one, or

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<v Speaker 4>comment on the live stream if you drink juice boxes.

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<v Speaker 4>It's part of my I have like a bunch of

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<v Speaker 4>drinks over here, my coffee, my water. I have a

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<v Speaker 4>high sy juice box, and then my kool Aid jammers,

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<v Speaker 4>the little Palace kool Aid jammer.

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<v Speaker 1>They are good. They are good, but let's.

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<v Speaker 2>SIPs out of any of those. That's why I have

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<v Speaker 2>two of them over here.

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<v Speaker 1>They're meant for a five year old.

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<v Speaker 4>No, my girlfriend Alyssa thinks that when we bought them

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<v Speaker 4>from the store, like what two three days ago? She

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<v Speaker 4>was like, why are you because she's never with me,

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<v Speaker 4>so she's never seen me drink them.

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<v Speaker 2>She's like, why are you getting these? And I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>because I'm a kid at heart.

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<v Speaker 3>No, because you're a kid period.

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<v Speaker 1>Now what would the alternative be though? If he wants juice, like.

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<v Speaker 2>A gallon of juice, like.

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<v Speaker 3>The put in like a yetti or something, yeah, or

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<v Speaker 3>just put it in some bougie mug.

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<v Speaker 4>They need to sell these in like like the way

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<v Speaker 4>they have Hawaiian punch jugs.

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<v Speaker 3>No, yes, those are meant for field trips.

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<v Speaker 2>V're not on a field trip.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, they're small and compact.

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<v Speaker 2>Text right now?

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<v Speaker 4>Hell yeah, kool aid jammers or where it's at, I'm

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<v Speaker 4>telling you, in the tropical punches. Anything that's blue, like

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<v Speaker 4>blue flavor color whatever, delicious.

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<v Speaker 3>See.

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<v Speaker 6>I used to drink those two when I was sponte

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah four.

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<v Speaker 3>When I would, I don't know. It was more like college.

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<v Speaker 6>I think I got I grew out of it past college,

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<v Speaker 6>but I don't know. They were cheap, so I just

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<v Speaker 6>drink them and they were so unhealthy. They're just basically sugar.

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<v Speaker 1>Sugar with some like poison. Food coloring there.

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<v Speaker 6>I can't even tell you the last time I bought

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<v Speaker 6>any kind of juice.

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<v Speaker 2>But that's why you're so bitter. That's why I'm better.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm a kid at Mary. Somebody texted it at five.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm thirty two and have a juice box every day

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<v Speaker 4>with my lunch. It's like one of It's one of

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<v Speaker 4>the few things I do that My girlfriend I listen,

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<v Speaker 4>looks at me like, Okay, weirdo.

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<v Speaker 5>You just look so cute holding a tiny but you're

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<v Speaker 5>a full grown man. You get a tiny little juice

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<v Speaker 5>box the size of a box of tick tags as

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<v Speaker 5>for fun. This is so small though. There's like three

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<v Speaker 5>Bailey's right, there's three SIPs in there.

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<v Speaker 2>That's it. And then you're just squeezing it.

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<v Speaker 4>And for what you gotta like squeeze the tickets the

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<v Speaker 4>last little bit out like it's a twobe like.

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<v Speaker 5>Every other twenty four year old, and drink liquid death

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<v Speaker 5>because that's what you're supposed to drink because they're built different.

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<v Speaker 3>Baby, It's literally just water.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I just got great marketing stuff in it.

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<v Speaker 3>No it doesn't.

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<v Speaker 1>Liquid Death doesn't have great marketing.

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<v Speaker 6>No, it doesn't have stuff in it to what Bailey

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<v Speaker 6>just said it's literally just water. Yeah, So like, go

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<v Speaker 6>drink some water from the sink. Same what I think

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<v Speaker 6>instead of getting a juice box, just go and get

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<v Speaker 6>a gallon of juice.

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<v Speaker 4>Why is what's going in my body bothering you?

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<v Speaker 1>You know, his body, his juice.

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<v Speaker 5>No, cranberry juice is good for your urinary tract, So

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<v Speaker 5>get that.

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<v Speaker 1>I do have a uti. I think it's a uti.

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<v Speaker 3>Does it burn it burns?

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<v Speaker 1>It's yeah, it really bad.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you feel like you have to pee like.

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<v Speaker 1>All the time? Yeah? Yeah, and then when I do,

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<v Speaker 1>it doesn't really go away. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I tell you what else I do? That's very

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<v Speaker 2>kid like.

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<v Speaker 4>Sometimes on the weekends when I uh pop a little

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<v Speaker 4>gummy and I'm feeling a little loosey goosey out there

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<v Speaker 4>on the backyard agains and I'll sit in the living

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<v Speaker 4>room with a LISTA thinks it's very awkward.

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<v Speaker 3>What's the theme song for that?

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<v Speaker 4>Hi, I'm Pablo, my name's Tyro, I'm unique.

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<v Speaker 2>And then it's.

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<v Speaker 4>Your backyard friends the backyard again.

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<v Speaker 2>In the bas we belong with? Well, probably sing a song,

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<v Speaker 2>but maybe dance along.

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<v Speaker 5>We busted drinking out of a juice box A minute ago,

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<v Speaker 5>and so that stop the show in its tracks, and

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<v Speaker 5>we're like, how old are you? You can see it

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<v Speaker 5>on the live stream. That's why you should watch the

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<v Speaker 5>live stream. Somebody caught me like deeply picking my nose

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<v Speaker 5>on the life like knuckle deep a couple of weeks ago,

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<v Speaker 5>and they're like, and I forget that we're on the live.

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<v Speaker 3>Stream sometimes because I have watched dig in there. Everyone's saying,

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<v Speaker 3>and you stare at me too. You make eye contact,

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<v Speaker 3>direct eye contacts, like, watch and.

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<v Speaker 2>See what I'm digging for.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's see what comes out today.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a great point.

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<v Speaker 4>Someone comments on the live stream, they said they sell

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<v Speaker 4>that the High Si lava burst at McDonald's.

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<v Speaker 2>They definitely do with the kids.