Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show. Another hour of The Jesse Kelly
Speaker 1: Show on a magnificent Tuesday. So we're going to talk
Speaker 1: a little bit about a shut down and the Hitler.
Speaker 1: I mean to stay with me. We'll talk about that,
Speaker 1: the Democrats shut down calling Trump hitler. We'll talk about that.
Speaker 1: We'll get to emails. I haven't gotten to any Sorry. Uh,
Speaker 1: someone flew into a hurricane and there was turbulence. All
Speaker 1: that and more coming up in the second hour of
Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show. Now, there is there's a problem,
Speaker 1: a huge problem for Democrats. Now I'm not talking about
Speaker 1: their their their normal demonic insanity. Democrats have an issue,
Speaker 1: and the issue is, once you turn the volume up
Speaker 1: to the max, there's nowhere else to go. Once you
Speaker 1: turned the volume up to the max and the novice
Speaker 1: turned all the way, then you can't turn it up anymore.
Speaker 1: And they're running into this in a variety of ways.
Speaker 1: But one of the main things is, you know, we
Speaker 1: talked about how the communists creates symbols all the time.
Speaker 1: They create symbols they demand their followers worship, and they
Speaker 1: create symbols they demand their followers hate the one they
Speaker 1: hate the most of course is Donald Trump. It's been
Speaker 1: ten years. It's been ten years of Nazi, Nazi, Nazi Hitler, Hitler, Hitler,
Speaker 1: ten years of this.
Speaker 2: The dangers that we saw in you know, Nazi Germany
Speaker 2: are the dangers that we need to react to.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 2: Well, I think everybody understands that at this point we've
Speaker 2: got an authoritarian in office.
Speaker 3: It doesn't take very long to tear apart a constitutional republic. Indeed,
Speaker 3: the Nazis did it in fifty three.
Speaker 1: That we got it, we got here's the problem. For
Speaker 1: ten years. Let's say I'm a Democrat, I'm a communist,
Speaker 1: and I'm a herd animal. I will believe what the
Speaker 1: media tells me. I will believe what democrats tell me.
Speaker 1: You have told me for ten years that this is
Speaker 1: a Nazi, that this is Hitler, that this is a Nazi,
Speaker 1: this is Hitler. Well, you can't get worse than that.
Speaker 1: You turned the volume all the way up to the max.
Speaker 1: Now I need you to do something about Hitler. You
Speaker 1: can't come back now and try to walk it back,
Speaker 1: and that's what Pritzker's trying to do. We'll get to
Speaker 1: that in a moment. You can't try to walk that
Speaker 1: back now, after you've told me for ten years he's
Speaker 1: a Nazi, he's Hitler. You don't get to walk it back. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: no, no no. You told me that guy was Hitler, that
Speaker 1: guy's Hitler, that guy's Hitler, and that guy's Hitler. You
Speaker 1: repeated it over and over and over and over and
Speaker 1: over again. Now I need you to do something about Hitler,
Speaker 1: which brings us to the shutdown with Republicans thus far
Speaker 1: refusing to negotiate, which is wonderful. I did not see
Speaker 1: that coming at all. But thus far they've said no,
Speaker 1: open the government. No open the government. Then we can talk.
Speaker 1: No open the government. With Republicans refusing to negotiate, Democrats
Speaker 1: now have the tiger by the ears, and you know
Speaker 1: how that saying goes. You can't hold on forever, but
Speaker 1: you can't let him go either. You're in an impossible situation.
Speaker 1: They have shut down the government, trying to give their
Speaker 1: demonic base some sort of a win, trying to get something.
Speaker 1: Democrats are reading the poll numbers. They have heard from
Speaker 1: their demonic base how angry they are with the Democrat Party.
Speaker 1: The Democrats in this country are demanding you fight harder.
Speaker 1: You're too weak. You should be getting Trump. You told
Speaker 1: me he was Hitler. And so the play they chose
Speaker 1: to make was shutting down the government. If Republicans don't
Speaker 1: give you a win, if Republicans won't negotiate on anything,
Speaker 1: what do you do if you're a Democrat? Now, because
Speaker 1: remember what's coming. And this story's been out there now
Speaker 1: for a few days. Remember what's coming November first. I
Speaker 1: don't know how many days there are in October. I'm
Speaker 1: not a geographer, but I know we're only a couple
Speaker 1: days away from the end of October. SNAP benefits are
Speaker 1: getting cut off Welfare forty million people. Yeah, it is grace.
Speaker 1: It's that in and of itself, is a national crisis
Speaker 1: that we have forty million freaking people on welfare. But
Speaker 1: that's another story. Snap benefits are getting cut off. Who
Speaker 1: do you think the vast majority of those SNAP recipients?
Speaker 1: Which party do you think they vote for? Every single time? Now,
Speaker 1: if you're a Democrat, you can't open the government pack
Speaker 1: up for Hitler? Are you just gonna let Hitler govern?
Speaker 1: But you also can't keep it shut down. If you
Speaker 1: keep it shut down, then where's she going to go? Where?
Speaker 1: How's she going to buy her groceries or Lucky charms
Speaker 1: or whatever it is, cigarettes, whatever it else is they
Speaker 1: buy with our money, Where are they going to go?
Speaker 1: This is one of those things I find completely fascinating
Speaker 1: because it's all bad for the communists. Therefore it's wonderful
Speaker 1: to watch. I don't see how they can get out
Speaker 1: of it. And I'm telling you right now, this is
Speaker 1: the reason JB. Pritzker is lying. Credit to lives to TikTok,
Speaker 1: We're not lying. This is why he's trying to walk
Speaker 1: back the Hitler stuff. I just played for you what
Speaker 1: he's been saying. I'll let it go a little bit longer.
Speaker 2: The dangers that we saw uh in you know, Nazi
Speaker 2: Germany are the dangers that we need to react to now.
Speaker 2: I think everybody understands that at this point we've got
Speaker 2: an authoritarian in office.
Speaker 3: It doesn't take very long to tear apart a constitutional republic. Indeed,
Speaker 3: the Nazis did it in fifty three days. That's not
Speaker 3: the country we live in.
Speaker 4: You know. You shouldn't have to walk around with papers
Speaker 4: the way that they did in the early days of
Speaker 4: Nazi Germany. I do not invoke the specter of Nazis
Speaker 4: lightly I'm watching with a foreboding dread what is happening
Speaker 4: in our country right now. A president who watches.
Speaker 2: A plane go down in the Potomac and suggests, without
Speaker 2: facts or findings that a diversity higher is responsible for
Speaker 2: the crash.
Speaker 3: The authoritarian playbook is laid bare here. How can you
Speaker 3: possibly compare what happened in Germany and World War Two
Speaker 3: to what's going.
Speaker 1: On here in the United States.
Speaker 3: Well, we're talking about the death of a constitutional republic.
Speaker 1: That's what happened. Yeah, that's what he's been saying. Why
Speaker 1: come out and try this now? Why I haven't suggested
Speaker 1: that Donald Trump is hitler, but he has. I think
Speaker 1: you're going to start seeing this attempt by leaders in
Speaker 1: the Democrat Party. I think it will fail. But my
Speaker 1: prediction is in the coming days, in coming weeks, you're
Speaker 1: going to start seeing Democrat leaders attempt not to suck
Speaker 1: up the Trump, not to love on Trump that would
Speaker 1: never ever be sold. I think you're going to start
Speaker 1: seeing an attempt to turn the volume down just a
Speaker 1: little from the max. Why it's put them in a bind.
Speaker 1: It's not that they feel sorry about what they've done.
Speaker 1: It's not that they feel regret these are communists without
Speaker 1: any morality whatsoever. By telling your demonic followers that they're
Speaker 1: dealing with Nazis, they're dealing with Hitler, what you've done
Speaker 1: is you've created a demand. Democrats, now demand action. You
Speaker 1: told me he's Hitler. That's Hitler, said it over and
Speaker 1: over again, Nazis and Hitler, and Nazis and Hitler. So
Speaker 1: I demand you deal with it and the insanity what
Speaker 1: it's brought us to do You hear this.
Speaker 4: Story FBI making an arrest in a chilling murder for
Speaker 4: higher plot targeting Attorney General Pambondy.
Speaker 1: Scary stuff, Sander.
Speaker 5: I'm John Roberts in Washington. The twenty nine year old
Speaker 5: Minnesota man is accused of putting out a forty five
Speaker 5: thousand dollars hit on the Attorney General. It all started
Speaker 5: on TikTok with a post with the bounty started going
Speaker 5: viral before setting off a swift federal investigation.
Speaker 1: Bounties now on the Attorney General of the United States
Speaker 1: of America, Charlie kirk assassinated New Republicans under threat all
Speaker 1: the time. Death threats come pouring in all the time
Speaker 1: for anybody with any influence. Why you said they were Nazis.
Speaker 1: You said it was Hitler, So now you better do
Speaker 1: something or we will. I think you're going to start
Speaker 1: seeing it a lot more. And it's why things like
Speaker 1: this they're not going to work. They wield old Papa
Speaker 1: Joe out.
Speaker 6: Can't kid ourselves. We are in one of those moments
Speaker 6: right now. Over fifty years of elected public life, this
Speaker 6: is the worst I've seen it, because, truth be told,
Speaker 6: are very democracies at stake, in my.
Speaker 1: View, not going to work. Jesse. I'm loving the government
Speaker 1: shut down because it shows Norma norma who the Democrats
Speaker 1: really are and what they stand for. And we know
Speaker 1: Republicans are trying to reopen the government with a clean CR.
Speaker 1: I don't think Congress should be able to continue passing
Speaker 1: continuous resolutions except in extreme times. How long does a
Speaker 1: government have to be shut down before they can no
Speaker 1: longer pass a CR? Keep helping us fight the good fight.
Speaker 1: His name is Brian. We'll touch on that quote clean
Speaker 1: CR thing, and then I'll get to some emails I've
Speaker 1: been lazy on that. Kitty is the Jesse Kelly Show
Speaker 1: on a Tuesday. Member, you can email us your love,
Speaker 1: your hate, your death threats. All are welcome Jesse at
Speaker 1: Jesse kellyshow dot com. You can even start sending in
Speaker 1: your ask doctor Jesse questions for Friday. Since guy he
Speaker 1: was asking about the CR. Remember, I know we're enjoying
Speaker 1: Democrats suffering right now because they shut down the government
Speaker 1: and they're unpopular, and now the snap, the EBT stuff's
Speaker 1: about to be cut off, and it's all just hilarious
Speaker 1: and wonderful except for the troops not getting paid. I
Speaker 1: fail to see anything but a win here. But let's
Speaker 1: not forget that a CR itself, a continuing resolution itself,
Speaker 1: is a scandal. We get numb to this, we get
Speaker 1: used to this. That is for emergency purposes only. They
Speaker 1: should have to come up with a brand new budget
Speaker 1: all the time. They are required to come up with
Speaker 1: a new budget all the time. This is for World
Speaker 1: War three or something disastrous. They should be coming up
Speaker 1: with a budget. But because they're all gutless cowards who
Speaker 1: don't want they do not want to have to answer
Speaker 1: to anybody, they won't do it. So what they do
Speaker 1: is they pass a CR and punt. That's what a
Speaker 1: CR is. It's punting. And let's talk about why this
Speaker 1: is so important, people, right, now maybe this is you.
Speaker 1: People are feeling squeezed. We have lost twenty to twenty
Speaker 1: five percent of our buying power in just the last
Speaker 1: five years. Ever, since we shut down the economy for
Speaker 1: a bad chess cold and printed seven trillion dollars, we
Speaker 1: have lost value in our money. Now. Normal people are
Speaker 1: either not making it or barely making it. Middle class
Speaker 1: people are being pushed down. Yes, the price of gas
Speaker 1: has gone down, the price of some things that's gone down,
Speaker 1: but in general, life is extremely expensive now compared to
Speaker 1: what it's been. People want that changed, and the only
Speaker 1: way to change that is to get government to stop spending.
Speaker 1: But the only thing government doesn't want to do is
Speaker 1: stop spending because politicians don't get elected by taking things
Speaker 1: away from people. They're too afraid. We all know what
Speaker 1: the communists want. They want to spend the place into
Speaker 1: bankruptcy anyway, but Republicans are too afraid to. Republicans don't
Speaker 1: want to make any cuts. They don't want to pull
Speaker 1: back on anything. We are still spending at COVID levels
Speaker 1: and COVID levels. Get this World War two spending. World
Speaker 1: War two, when the United States of America was fighting
Speaker 1: a global war, supplying all these countries supplying our troops
Speaker 1: to spending insane amounts of money trying to defeat two
Speaker 1: different totalitarian empires. We started spending at those levels during
Speaker 1: COVID and we haven't stopped at all. So I don't
Speaker 1: want to put a frowny face on everything, because, yes,
Speaker 1: as we just discussed, democrats are suffering. They're suffering popular
Speaker 1: what popularity wise, they're they're feeling the squeeze in every
Speaker 1: way and all that's wonderful because Democrats are horrible. But
Speaker 1: a CR is a disaster. We are poorer because Washington
Speaker 1: won't stop spending, and there's no indication they want to
Speaker 1: stop none. We get a little bit here, in a
Speaker 1: little bit there, but not near enough. They all just
Speaker 1: want to keep kicking this can down the road until
Speaker 1: we get smashed, until something horrible happens, until they're forced
Speaker 1: to do it. And that's terrible. That's a terrible place
Speaker 1: to be. Don't celebrate a CR ever, A CR is
Speaker 1: a scandal done by gutlass cowards in Congress. That's a fact.
Speaker 1: You know what else is a fact? We had to
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Speaker 1: Please quit advising people to move from a blue state
Speaker 1: to a red state. We are hoping to move from
Speaker 1: purple Ohio to red Tennessee, but because so many Californians
Speaker 1: about property in Tennessee, we're having difficult time finding property
Speaker 1: we're able to afford, so on and so forth. So he
Speaker 1: wants me to stop telling people to move. Listen, Okay, First,
Speaker 1: I want people to have a better life. I'm never
Speaker 1: going to stop telling people to move. I want people
Speaker 1: who suffer in blue areas to discover how much more
Speaker 1: wonderful it is to live in a red area with
Speaker 1: people who share your values, where you can have some
Speaker 1: level of state protection instead of state hostility. So I'm
Speaker 1: never going to stop saying that. But two, I sympathize.
Speaker 1: We Ab and I have flirted with the idea of
Speaker 1: moving to Florida because we love Florida. We have almost
Speaker 1: completely written that off now because everybody moved to Florida
Speaker 1: and the costs are astronomical. It is so expensive. We
Speaker 1: actually sniffed around. I think I already told you this
Speaker 1: is a year or two ago. We went down there
Speaker 1: and started sniffing around. What can we get? What could
Speaker 1: we get? Nothing? Nothing compared to what we have here
Speaker 1: in Texas. It's just so expensive. And Tennessee's gone the
Speaker 1: same way. And listen, here's the best I can tell you.
Speaker 1: I'll give you two things. First, wonderful places like Tennessee
Speaker 1: in Florida. They're not going to go undiscovered. People are
Speaker 1: going to discover the wonderful places. That's one. Two. Not
Speaker 1: all the wonderful places have been overrun yet. There are
Speaker 1: places that aren't Tennessee and aren't Florida that maybe you
Speaker 1: aren't considering. We'll touch on that next. It is the
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. Member. If you miss any part of
Speaker 1: the show, you can download the whole thing on iHeart, Spotify, iTunes. Okay,
Speaker 1: so let me talk to you about this because the
Speaker 1: email was about, hey, we want to move to Tennessee's
Speaker 1: too expensive. I told you we wanted to I shouldn't
Speaker 1: say wanted to move to Florida. We flirted with moving
Speaker 1: to Florida one day and we said, ah, yeah, that's
Speaker 1: a no. It's very very expensive. It's expensive because it's
Speaker 1: wonderful because people want to live there. Of course, totally
Speaker 1: get it. Everything isn't Tennessee or Florida. Let me ask
Speaker 1: you something. How much have you explored things like South Carolina?
Speaker 1: How much have you explored Texas? You understand Texas doesn't
Speaker 1: have any state income tax. Now granted, they're going to
Speaker 1: get your own property taxes here. I'm not fluffing that
Speaker 1: up for you. Texas has some really cool spots, really big,
Speaker 1: cool spots, really wonderful people. Let me ask you this,
Speaker 1: ever been to Mississippi or Alabama? Now we're going to
Speaker 1: get all kinds of hate mail from all the Southerners
Speaker 1: who get mad whenever I try to I'm telling people
Speaker 1: about these wonderful, undiscovered gems. I don't even think about Mississippi.
Speaker 1: The only thing most people know about Mississippi is, oh,
Speaker 1: it's poor. It's poor, dude. Mississippi people are awesome. Mississippi
Speaker 1: food might be even better. And this exact same thing
Speaker 1: applies to Alabama. Alabama's got a lot more money than Mississippi,
Speaker 1: so it'd probably be more expensive. But Mississippi has some
Speaker 1: really cool spots where you can get some property, more
Speaker 1: property than you think. Maybe maybe you're not a warm
Speaker 1: weather person, because you look it's gonna get hot down there.
Speaker 1: Maybe you're not a warm weather person. Go to the Dakotas,
Speaker 1: I would suggest. I would have suggested Montana. I know
Speaker 1: you probably thought that was coming. But when we did
Speaker 1: a month up there this last summer, I had been
Speaker 1: told I grew up. I told you in Bozeman, Montana.
Speaker 1: We moved to bows In Montana when I was ten
Speaker 1: years old. When we moved to Bozeman, Montana, it was
Speaker 1: a very reasonable place to live because we didn't have
Speaker 1: any money. We couldn't have afforded anything. There was a
Speaker 1: very very reasonable place to live. When we went back
Speaker 1: up there, I found out they're building apartments all over Bozeman,
Speaker 1: Montana because the Averridge home price, this is what I
Speaker 1: was told, is a million dollars. Oh, I know, Chris,
Speaker 1: a million dollars. Montana, like Tennessee, like Florida, Montana got discovered,
Speaker 1: it got discovered. I love it, I will always love it,
Speaker 1: but it is not that affordable. You've really got to
Speaker 1: have some cash. Idaho is getting discovered as well, and
Speaker 1: I love Idaho, really really love Idaho. Wyoming more affordable
Speaker 1: now I have to clarify this. Wyoming can get bad too.
Speaker 1: Jackson Hole, for instance, one of the most beautiful places
Speaker 1: you will ever be in your entire life. Jackson Hole.
Speaker 1: All the billionaires discovered Jackson Hole. Jackson Hole is getting expensive.
Speaker 1: But Wyoming you can get some stuff. Now, You're gonna
Speaker 1: need a winter coat and a snowshovel, but Wyoming, South Dakota,
Speaker 1: North Dakota. Allow me to continue, What about the Midwest?
Speaker 1: Been to Iowa? If you haven't been to Iowa, if
Speaker 1: you haven't been to Nebraska, if you haven't been to Kansas,
Speaker 1: you can dismiss these places as oh, it sounds flat
Speaker 1: or boring. The Midwest has some really cool spots. Have
Speaker 1: you ever been to Omaha? Nebraska? Way cool, way cool
Speaker 1: love Omaha. Yeah, that's actually a really good point, Chris, Arkansas.
Speaker 1: Arkansas is blood red now, Arkansas has some awesome, awesome spots. Missouri,
Speaker 1: Missouri might be the reddest state in the Union at
Speaker 1: this point in time. They continue to send these hardcore
Speaker 1: anti communists to the Senate and there are almost no
Speaker 1: anti communists in the Senate. Eric Schmidt might be my
Speaker 1: favorite United States Senator, the Senator. That dude is hardcore.
Speaker 1: He's freaking awesome. There are discovered places in this country
Speaker 1: that aren't Tennessee, and they aren't Florida, and there aren't Montana,
Speaker 1: depending on what kind of weather you're looking for, don't
Speaker 1: confine yourself to only those places. And hey, I'm that's
Speaker 1: obviously not me bad mouthing Tennessee, which you understand that
Speaker 1: I adore completely. I learned to swim and my dad
Speaker 1: threw me off a houseboat in Tennessee. I learned that
Speaker 1: I love Tennessee, but it is very very expensive. All right, Now,
Speaker 1: let's do a little bit more politics before I come
Speaker 1: back to this. Trump he was hanging out with the
Speaker 1: Japanese Prime minister today. Apparently she's some hardcore right winger
Speaker 1: and Trump went over there hanging out with them. Pay
Speaker 1: attention to the United States of America and our relationship
Speaker 1: with Japan. It's already very very strong. It's been strong
Speaker 1: for a long time. It is getting stronger. And this
Speaker 1: is one of those things. I'm not going to spend
Speaker 1: a minute on this. That's only going to get stronger
Speaker 1: moving forward, as long as we don't screw up an
Speaker 1: elected Democrat again. Because there's so much alignment with our
Speaker 1: value system, and because Japan is such a perfect bulwark
Speaker 1: against China, Japan is such a strategic location. Japan they
Speaker 1: will stand with us and against China if we work
Speaker 1: with them. This is not something to be dismissive of.
Speaker 1: And what I'm about to say, I hate that it's true,
Speaker 1: but it is true. We are falling out of alignment
Speaker 1: with Europe. Europe obviously, Europe is largely responsible for our
Speaker 1: foundation as a country. Most of many of our people
Speaker 1: who came here settled. In fact, all of the ones
Speaker 1: who came here and settled came from Europe. We have
Speaker 1: had traditional relationships with Europe various European countries for a
Speaker 1: very long time. But as Europe falls to communism, and
Speaker 1: they are falling rapidly, importation of people from all over
Speaker 1: the globe Afghanistan and in Africa and everywhere else, combined
Speaker 1: with their domestic communists, it's really it's finishing off Europe.
Speaker 1: I watched a video yesterday. You know what the electricity
Speaker 1: prices are in Germany. I won't bore you with the details.
Speaker 1: They're so expensive. Normal people cannot afford power. You have
Speaker 1: to go without power sometimes. I watched a video yesterday.
Speaker 1: It's not just that they're shutting down their nuclear power.
Speaker 1: They're blowing up the reactors. They've elected these climate commies
Speaker 1: over there. They are incinerating that place. We are probably
Speaker 1: going to witness in our lifetime in alignment with the East,
Speaker 1: the same way we used to have in alignment with Europe,
Speaker 1: which is considered the West. I know that's kind of weird,
Speaker 1: but we are probably going to see the United States
Speaker 1: of America really line up more closely with Japan, with
Speaker 1: South Korea, with Singapore, with the Philippines. There's probably going
Speaker 1: to be more Asian alignment than we have been traditionally
Speaker 1: used to. You know, when you ask the normal American
Speaker 1: you stop somebody on the sidewalk and you ask them about, Hey,
Speaker 1: who are our closest allies, You're almost always going to
Speaker 1: get all England or France or something that. You're almost
Speaker 1: always going to get that on the short list. I
Speaker 1: don't know how much longer that lasts. You know. The
Speaker 1: Trump administration, to their credit, they've been leaning hard on
Speaker 1: the Europeans. The Europeans they're trying to bring American tech
Speaker 1: companies under this totalitarian regime. Essentially, they're trying to bring
Speaker 1: European American tech companies, trying to hold them accountable for
Speaker 1: things online. Well that's a wamophobia and things like that.
Speaker 1: Watch the United States of America start to shift our
Speaker 1: alignment East. It's a weird world. It's weird the way
Speaker 1: the world changes. It changes rapidly, and Japan seems to
Speaker 1: be getting even more hardcore than Japan traditionally. Was this
Speaker 1: lady got elected and Japan doesn't even have that many
Speaker 1: foreigners in there because they just generally don't do a
Speaker 1: lot of that. But they've had they've had more in
Speaker 1: recent years. Yeah, not much longer. Apparently this new lady
Speaker 1: has already said, Yeah, you're all gonna leave. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: it's time for you to go back. It's time for
Speaker 1: you to go back, all right. Speaking of tech companies,
Speaker 1: something is happening with China in Russia and it's kind
Speaker 1: of funny. And then we'll talk about Jensaki calling jd
Speaker 1: Vance a Manchurian candidate. Next, shut up. It is the
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show on a Tuesday. You can email the
Speaker 1: show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. So there's a
Speaker 1: story from Alana Mastrangelo. I actually know Alana, so I'm
Speaker 1: butchering her last name. It's Italian, all right. Look, I
Speaker 1: can't speak every language on the planet, but it's in
Speaker 1: bright part. It's a fascinating, fascinating world. But here's the
Speaker 1: gist of it. China and Russia they are sending beautiful
Speaker 1: women spies over here to the United States of America
Speaker 1: to seduce and in some cases marry guys in the
Speaker 1: tech industry in the United States of America. They are
Speaker 1: sending women here to essentially seduce you into marrying them
Speaker 1: so they can steal tech secrets and bring them back
Speaker 1: to China and Russia. Now, one that's fascinating and hilarious,
Speaker 1: and the truth is that beautiful women have made some
Speaker 1: of the best spies historically. It has always been that way.
Speaker 1: Have you ever wondered, by the way Massad Israel's Massad?
Speaker 1: Have you ever wondered, how exactly do they get so
Speaker 1: much intelligence about all these places like Iran? How do
Speaker 1: they know where all these Iranian generals are? How does
Speaker 1: this happen? How do you think it happens? Yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: beautiful women. This is simply a PSA for dudes out there,
Speaker 1: no matter your chosen field. If she is a ten,
Speaker 1: if she is a dime, look, I should say, if
Speaker 1: you're older, if you are young, stud, the dimes are
Speaker 1: gonna get you. If you're my age and a dime
Speaker 1: starts talking to you, that's a spy or a lady
Speaker 1: of the knight, all right, it's a spy or a
Speaker 1: lady of the Knight. I am never going to sit
Speaker 1: down at Red Lobster and have some dime look at
Speaker 1: me from across the room and say, ooh la la,
Speaker 1: that's not going to happen. What Chris, What Chris said?
Speaker 1: Didn't that happen? Once? At a bar? It was a
Speaker 1: I had to meet my mentor, Michael Berry at the
Speaker 1: steakhouse and iphony up to the bar just waiting for him.
Speaker 1: I was sitting there waiting, I wasn't even doing anything.
Speaker 1: I was drinking water, and this dime comes right up
Speaker 1: to me and starts talking. And of course it was
Speaker 1: not legitimate at all, because that doesn't happen when you're
Speaker 1: forty four years old. Guys, we all like to imagine
Speaker 1: that we are insanely attractive, that she just she couldn't
Speaker 1: possibly stay away. That's not true, all right, that's not true.
Speaker 1: If if you are a Silicon Valley tech dork. I
Speaker 1: know you were rich, I know you got a four
Speaker 1: point zero in school, and I'm sure you went to
Speaker 1: the best universities possible. But you have a pocket protector,
Speaker 1: all right, You drive an electric car, you your arms
Speaker 1: are tiny. That gorgeous looking Russian woman who just plopped
Speaker 1: down beside you at whatever fruity restaurant you eat at.
Speaker 1: She is not interested in your pocket protector. Okay. She is, however,
Speaker 1: interested in stealing valuable tech secrets bringing them back to
Speaker 1: Russia so they can nuke in American city one day.
Speaker 1: So please realize what you are and what you're not.
Speaker 1: It's just a heads up. The only exception to this
Speaker 1: is if you've been taking a male vitality stack from Chalk,
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Speaker 1: she can smell them from across the room. In fact,
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Speaker 1: away from feeling like a new person. Bronco, that evil
Speaker 1: redhead Jensaki said JD would be a Manchu reincandidate what's
Speaker 1: she talking about? Okay, So there's an aspect to communism
Speaker 1: that I want that I want to explain something that
Speaker 1: I have found out from dealing with former communists, something
Speaker 1: that something they said. Have you ever wondered why they
Speaker 1: come up with these wacky conspiracy theories or believe the
Speaker 1: wackiest possible conspiracy theories, why they believe they are so
Speaker 1: convinced that you are evil, that I am evil, that
Speaker 1: even when something is verifiably good, you can touch it,
Speaker 1: you can feel it, you can see it, you can
Speaker 1: you can smell it. When something is verifiably good, it
Speaker 1: has to be a lie. It has to be fake.
Speaker 1: It can't possibly be real. They are terrified at the
Speaker 1: prospect of JD. Vance. And I'm not waving his pom poms.
Speaker 1: I don't know jd I'm very impressed. I suspect he's
Speaker 1: going to be the nextra Republican nominee, but I'm still
Speaker 1: not gonna wait. Palms is what it is. But they're
Speaker 1: terrified at the prospect of jd Vance. He is very happy.
Speaker 1: That happy warrior thing has always been the easiest thing
Speaker 1: to sell in politics, unless you're a deranged communist. Don't
Speaker 1: you feel like you could hang out and then have
Speaker 1: some red lobster with JD Vance. Don't you feel like
Speaker 1: JD Vance has eaten at red lobster? Don't you feel
Speaker 1: like he wouldn't eat at red lobster with you and
Speaker 1: a heartbeat? In fact, probably still does. He's one of
Speaker 1: those guys that is relatable. He has a beautiful, young family.
Speaker 1: His wife is clearly she adores him, you can tell
Speaker 1: by the way she looks at him, and that's extremely appealing,
Speaker 1: not just to men to women, because it tells you
Speaker 1: the kind of guy jd Vance probably is. And so
Speaker 1: when Democrats look or think about the prospect of jd Vance,
Speaker 1: they have to come up with something. What has to
Speaker 1: be fake? He did? There has to be where where
Speaker 1: did he come from? Where where he came from is
Speaker 1: well documented. They made a Netflix show I think about it.
Speaker 1: He wrote a book about the whole thing. Everybody knows
Speaker 1: where jd Vance came from. Everyone knows about his hard
Speaker 1: scrabble upbringing. But for them, because it looks good, because
Speaker 1: he's he's actually happy, because they look like a wonderful,
Speaker 1: happy family, it can't be real, right, He's a Manchurian candidate.
Speaker 1: This is what they think it is. It's a really
Speaker 1: really twisted, sick way of looking at the world. But
Speaker 1: they're communists. If they had a decent way of looking
Speaker 1: at the world, they wouldn't be communists, would they. All right,
Speaker 1: we have to talk about hurricanes, Confederate statues being put
Speaker 1: back up. But first before we get to any of that,
Speaker 1: do you remember remember the talks we've had about why
Speaker 1: so many people choose to be politicians, like a member
Speaker 1: of Congress who would actually want that and I say
Speaker 1: that as someone who ran twice, But the life itself,
Speaker 1: why would you want that? Why would you want to
Speaker 1: fly back and forth all the time, have to have
Speaker 1: a second place in DC, probably a roommate unless you're rich,
Speaker 1: so you've got to live with other people, like you're
Speaker 1: back in college, boring, asking people for money all the time.
Speaker 1: Why would you want that? We'll talk about that in
Speaker 1: Chris's Secret Society next