Speaker 1: All right, it is Mojo in the morning show. Mojo
Speaker 1: and Shannon keV Anda Lovely Lady. We've got Bianca zach
Speaker 1: All here. We've got Charlie.
Speaker 2: Mayoo Mayo and Grand Rapids running our show on S
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Speaker 1: It's good to have you guys here with us today.
Speaker 1: Yesterday I was on the phone talking to my neighbor
Speaker 1: Paul Klem. He's my my buddy. Who if you've never
Speaker 1: met this guy before, you will laugh your butt off
Speaker 1: if you do. Like he's very funny. He's one of
Speaker 1: those guys. He's one of those guys where you meet
Speaker 1: him for about five seconds and you feel like you've
Speaker 1: known him for the rest of your life. He was
Speaker 1: telling me a story about how he went to the
Speaker 1: Auburn Hills Costco and he said that he had to
Speaker 1: go to the bathroom, and he said he actually went
Speaker 1: on his tangent, which is interesting, and the tangent was
Speaker 1: before he told me the story was there are certain
Speaker 1: places that have such good bathrooms that if you have
Speaker 1: to go, you might as well. And he said that
Speaker 1: costcos are that. Really, he said, Costco bathrooms I don't
Speaker 1: know what they do, but they're always clean. And it's
Speaker 1: funny because can I tell you something. I have gone
Speaker 1: numerous times and thought to myself, when I walked in,
Speaker 1: this looks like it's freshly clean. I have no idea
Speaker 1: why that is. They have good bathroom policies. So he
Speaker 1: went to the bathroom at the Costco. He got done
Speaker 1: doing his duties and he walked out, and as he's
Speaker 1: walking out to go wash his hands, he looks over
Speaker 1: to the left and he sees a woman washing her
Speaker 1: hands and he goes, excuse me, mess, I think you're
Speaker 1: in the wrong bathroom, and she looks at him and goes, no,
Speaker 1: I'm not. She worked there. She actually had a name
Speaker 1: tag on. She goes, there's no urinals in hair. He
Speaker 1: had just got done duty in the women's restroom, and
Speaker 1: so then he starts getting that panic sweat, you know
Speaker 1: where all all of a sudden, you start panicking, going,
Speaker 1: I'm going to be a sex offender. This there's you know,
Speaker 1: there's gotta be cameras all over the place. She I
Speaker 1: guess this employee was like laughing it off a little bit,
Speaker 1: and she just cool with it. But he said, is
Speaker 1: he's walking out, He's passing like three women, excuse me, Hi,
Speaker 1: how are you excuse me?
Speaker 3: Or it's like the most embarrassing thing.
Speaker 1: And then the whole rest of the time that he
Speaker 1: was there was thinking they're gonna come cuff me, like
Speaker 1: they're gonna get crazy. Have you ever done that before?
Speaker 1: Have you ever gone into the wrong bathroom not realizing
Speaker 1: you're in there?
Speaker 4: I think sometimes I don't know if they all have
Speaker 4: like the stick figures, because I think my brain automatically
Speaker 4: looks for the wider stick figure with like the triangle skirt,
Speaker 4: you know what I mean in terms of like men
Speaker 4: and women, And I don't know if all bathrooms have that.
Speaker 4: Some are harder to see, especially at night, if you
Speaker 4: had a club or something like that, you bust open
Speaker 4: the door and all of a sudden, all you see
Speaker 4: is skirts.
Speaker 5: Or some of them try to be cutesy with the
Speaker 5: labels on the bathrooms, and I'm like, just say, boys
Speaker 5: are matter of women because I don't even know. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I'm like.
Speaker 3: Cavaleros. I don't know what language.
Speaker 5: I just tell them put a picture.
Speaker 3: Rights And I have almost walked into the wrong ones.
Speaker 1: And it's at the airport because at the airport they
Speaker 1: have them up high and they have and yeah, you
Speaker 1: just walk right into the thing and you're kind of
Speaker 1: walking your turn in and you're like, Okay, this one doesn't like.
Speaker 5: I've done that where I've walked in and immediately been like, yeah, there's.
Speaker 3: A couple of hairy people in here.
Speaker 5: Here Still, I don't know why we've been here for
Speaker 5: a year and a half. Confuse me, because it's the
Speaker 5: way that it is. It's the men's bathroom first and
Speaker 5: then the women's, and I don't know why. It doesn't
Speaker 5: make sense to me. It should be the women's first
Speaker 5: and then the men's and.
Speaker 3: So no, I just I feel like it's just I
Speaker 3: don't know.
Speaker 1: If you were in it and you heard a helly
Speaker 1: are you doing Joe, you know, one of those side
Speaker 1: of things, and you realized, oh crap, I'm in there,
Speaker 1: would you stay in the stall until.
Speaker 3: You knew that the coast was clear?
Speaker 1: Or would you cure in a public restroom, like if
Speaker 1: you were at the Costco.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I would shoes exactly. Yeah. Why seems I'd
Speaker 3: be scared or embarrassed. Yeah, get out there, Hey, Marcella,
Speaker 3: it's up.
Speaker 6: Hey, I did that three years ago, when I was pregnant,
Speaker 6: I was out at Lakeside Mall.
Speaker 7: And I walked around a whole mall knowing I.
Speaker 3: Had to use it.
Speaker 8: So when I got back by the carousel.
Speaker 9: Where the bathrooms where, I ran straight forward the men's bathroom,
Speaker 9: and when.
Speaker 7: I went in there, I was like, why was think
Speaker 7: in here?
Speaker 8: It smelled like a bunch of PEAPs.
Speaker 6: When I came out to wash my hands, I was like,
Speaker 6: why was there urinals than a women's bathroom? So when
Speaker 6: I came out of the bathroom, the man was standing
Speaker 6: there and my husband was like, I was trying to
Speaker 6: tell you that you.
Speaker 3: Win it for the men. Oh my god, the signs
Speaker 3: were there.
Speaker 7: Why didn't you come in here and give me.
Speaker 1: Mall bathrooms are confusing? Can you walk down long corridors
Speaker 1: to get there?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 1: They kind of have him like tucked away in the back, Helena,
Speaker 1: what's up?
Speaker 3: Helena?
Speaker 7: Hi.
Speaker 6: So when I was in Utah one time, I was
Speaker 6: very intoxicated and I accidentally walked into the men's restroom
Speaker 6: at a concert, and Utah is very dry, so I
Speaker 6: was the only one that was intoxicated in that room,
Speaker 6: and I just kind of stood there with a blank
Speaker 6: stare on my face, very confused.
Speaker 1: So the guys weren't like welcoming, like hey, because I
Speaker 1: would think walk I think women in a men's restroom
Speaker 1: way more welcoming than a woman seeing a dude walking
Speaker 1: out of a stall.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 8: Nope, not there.
Speaker 6: They just kind of looked at me like, what are
Speaker 6: you doing?
Speaker 3: Utah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's going on in Sandra high?
Speaker 4: Hi?
Speaker 7: I have a funny wrong bathroom story. Yeah, So my
Speaker 7: son was in the bathroom at a restaurant when he
Speaker 7: was about four years old, and he's always had really
Speaker 7: long hair. Well, he goes by himself because he refuses
Speaker 7: to go in a girl's bathroom with me. He I
Speaker 7: hear somebody's stream there's a little girl in here, and
Speaker 7: then I hear my son. I am not Oh Jesus po, Yeah,
Speaker 7: he was gonna see.
Speaker 1: Can I tell Can I tell you something? On a
Speaker 1: totally different level, I'm as steer this one. I was
Speaker 1: out of a I was out at a public place and
Speaker 1: I won't say where it is because of uh a friend.
Speaker 1: It was a friend's place, and a guy or a
Speaker 1: kid walked up and asked, is me and another guy
Speaker 1: going to the bathroom, asked if we would take him
Speaker 1: to the bathroom.
Speaker 3: I'm like, no, I taking you know what I mean
Speaker 3: the kid wanted.
Speaker 1: The kid was looking like because I guess you know, hey,
Speaker 1: my dad's still sitting at the table. Would you take him?
Speaker 1: I was like, no, We're not taking you to the bathroom.
Speaker 1: What's going on in Lisha?
Speaker 3: It's interesting?
Speaker 6: Hi?
Speaker 9: Yeah, So I work at one Champus Marshes and last
Speaker 9: year I moved to the other side of this floor.
Speaker 9: And the way that they have it set up, the
Speaker 9: men and women's bathroom are opposite. So like I just.
Speaker 7: Out of habit.
Speaker 9: I almost walked into the men's bathrooms almost everything every time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all those floors looked similar.
Speaker 1: To I never knew that there was a setup that
Speaker 1: the bathrooms are all meant to be women's first, men's second.
Speaker 5: I don't I don't know if that's even the case.
Speaker 3: It just it just seems like it's sticks. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 3: what's up, Diana? How are you?
Speaker 7: I'm sorry? Hi. So our company had just moved out
Speaker 7: to Auburn Hills from Troy and it's a big, huge
Speaker 7: company and I was up on the second floor and
Speaker 7: where we said, there are like individual bathrooms, so they
Speaker 7: had unisex on them, so the guys go on the
Speaker 7: girls bathroom and whatever. So then I went down to
Speaker 7: another part of our building and I had to go
Speaker 7: to the bathroom, and I'm like, okay, I'm going to
Speaker 7: try these bathrooms over here. And I didn't really look
Speaker 7: at the sign. I just kind of walked in, and
Speaker 7: I walked in, I saw the urinals, and I'm like,
Speaker 7: maybe they just didn't mark the bathrooms yet. So I
Speaker 7: went in and I just went to the bathroom. I
Speaker 7: only went number one. And as I'm walking out, our
Speaker 7: CFO is standing there at the yurnal going to the bathroom.
Speaker 3: Oh god, awkward.
Speaker 7: And I went, oh my god. I covered my eyes
Speaker 7: and I ran out and I ran into the other one,
Speaker 7: the next one, and I'm like, okay, well, this is
Speaker 7: the women's bathroom. So then I came back out and
Speaker 7: I noticed that he had already left the men's bathroom,
Speaker 7: so I had to go in there and get my
Speaker 7: stuff that I left on the counter. And as I'm
Speaker 7: walking out, he is in the middle of the room
Speaker 7: laughing at me, going okay, Diane, look at this, and
Speaker 7: he holds his arms down on his side and his
Speaker 7: hands out like a skirt. He goes, well, this is
Speaker 7: the women's you that god, and he to the entire person.
Speaker 3: I think it's more awkward for the guys. For some reason.
Speaker 1: It's more awkward always for the men when they have
Speaker 1: a woman that will be in there than it is
Speaker 1: for the guys.
Speaker 4: I'm glad she went number one and number two and
Speaker 4: she says she ran out and put her hands on
Speaker 4: her face, did not didn't wash.
Speaker 1: Your you caught that. I caught that too. Diane washed
Speaker 1: her hands. What's up, Rob? What's going on?
Speaker 2: Hey?
Speaker 8: Good morning?
Speaker 3: How are you okay?
Speaker 8: Rob? I just got a phone call from my wife.
Speaker 8: I'm driving into work. She told me that we had
Speaker 8: to call in about my story camping up in the
Speaker 8: up basically an early riser. We were camping at a
Speaker 8: state park up there, and it was get up early
Speaker 8: and I'm grabbing my coffee and walking and I'm sorry,
Speaker 8: a little nervous. I'm walking with my coffee, and the
Speaker 8: coffee is like a regular thing for me. Yeah, it
Speaker 8: gets the uh, gets everything moving, gets it going walking around.
Speaker 8: I'm walking around the campground and I get kind of
Speaker 8: far away and I'm like, oh, I got to go
Speaker 8: so I start, I turn around and I start heading
Speaker 8: back to the camper, and I'm like, I'm not going
Speaker 8: to make it. So I was like looking, looking, and
Speaker 8: I'm like, oh, there's a public bathroom. So I like
Speaker 8: double time in it. And it's like your body knows
Speaker 8: you're getting close. Yeah, you know, hustling in there. I'm
Speaker 8: spilling my coffee that I'm drinking on the way in,
Speaker 8: and I'm like, oh my gosh, I gotta make it.
Speaker 8: I gotta make it, and I just bust in. I
Speaker 8: hit the stall, I'm spilling my coffee. I pull, you know,
Speaker 8: I undressed. I start going to the bathroom and I
Speaker 8: was like, oh, I didn't make it out. Wow. I'm
Speaker 8: sitting there and I was like, all right, I got
Speaker 8: to clean up, and I got to get this met.
Speaker 8: You know, I got to uh get my underwear off
Speaker 8: and get rid of it before anybody walks in. So
Speaker 8: I'm thinking about it and I'm getting my strategy together,
Speaker 8: and you know, I clean up and I'm like, I
Speaker 8: wad up my underwear and I was like, all right,
Speaker 8: I'm just going to make a run for the garbage
Speaker 8: can and get.
Speaker 3: Rid of it.
Speaker 8: So I I didn't hear anybody come in. So I
Speaker 8: bust in or I bust out of the doll and
Speaker 8: I run in and I throw my underwear out, and
Speaker 8: I was like, oh right, I made it. So I
Speaker 8: go over to the sink and I'm washing my hand
Speaker 8: and all of a sudden, the door opens up and
Speaker 8: I look over and this lady's walking in. Sorry about that,
Speaker 8: And I was like, all right, no problem. And I'm
Speaker 8: sitting there and I'm finishing up, and all of a
Speaker 8: sudden she opens the door again and she's like looking
Speaker 8: at me, and it all comes together. I go, am
Speaker 8: I in the wrong yep, And I go, oh my gosh,
Speaker 8: I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3: Rob.
Speaker 1: Yeah, your wife called you and made you the show
Speaker 1: to tell you that story, to embarrass you.
Speaker 3: How do you it?
Speaker 8: I tell that story all the time.
Speaker 3: The best part.
Speaker 8: Yeah. We were camping with a couple and I didn't
Speaker 8: really you know, this isn't something you brag about. So
Speaker 8: friends of ours. Uh, she went to the bathroom and
Speaker 8: we're sitting around the campfire later and uh, I bring
Speaker 8: this up and she goes, oh my gosh, that was you.
Speaker 8: She goes, I use that same stall and there was
Speaker 8: coffee all over
Speaker 9: And I'm like