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Speaker 2: a lot of people say that the nineties were like

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Speaker 2: And instead of panicking, we talked about it at school

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Speaker 2: The nineties trusted us, trusted us to figure things out

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Speaker 2: We made mistakes privately, We healed quietly. We became ourselves

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but a lot of people know just love yeah

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Speaker 2: Dude, But I really lived the nineties more as like

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Speaker 2: The Woody Show. So people thirty years old or older,

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Speaker 2: we're asked, what's a sound from your childhood that younger

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Speaker 2: These are gonna be sounds, Okay, So I'll give you

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Speaker 2: some other ones, like the sound of a cassette rewinding

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Speaker 6: Morgan, you would know that cassette sound.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I knew cassettes. I played with cassettes as a kid,

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Speaker 2: I used to play with. You know, my grandmother had

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Speaker 2: a bunch of eight tracks, right, exactly.

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Speaker 2: Or you know vinyl?

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Speaker 2: That staticky sound from those stupid gray computer speakers, like

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Speaker 2: the sound of a quarter dropping into like an arcade game.

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Speaker 2: I love that sound, or into like a payphone.

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Speaker 2: The squeak of the crank window on the car. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: the metal seat belt buckles, you remember that, Morgan?

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Speaker 2: There's still cars out there like that, guys. All right,

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Speaker 2: so let's let's see, uh Morgan. Yeah, Well we'll start

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Speaker 8: Oh?

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Speaker 9: I know what that is?

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Speaker 1: Can you do that again? M hmm, sorry I don't know.

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Speaker 1: You don't know that one?

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Speaker 9: Great?

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Speaker 1: What about this one? Okay? That's the pain in my existence?

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Speaker 6: Mm?

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Speaker 2: Number four? What easy?

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Speaker 1: Yep?

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Speaker 2: Really easy?

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Speaker 9: M hm.

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Speaker 2: Oh oh I got it? Yes, all right?

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Speaker 1: And then the here.

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Speaker 2: I'll give you one more, number five? What does that sound?

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Speaker 1: All right?

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Speaker 2: So those are the anybody need a refresher on any

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Speaker 2: of them?

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Speaker 10: I need four again?

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Speaker 2: Number four again? All right?

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Speaker 1: Can you do two again? Sure? Thank you?

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Speaker 7: Can you do three again?

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Speaker 2: Oh sure?

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Speaker 7: Okay, just to make everyone listen to it? Can you

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Speaker 7: do one again?

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Speaker 11: One?

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Speaker 12: Oh?

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Speaker 8: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: All right.

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Speaker 2: So we're gonna ask you for your guesses. First, what

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Speaker 2: is this first? What does that sound?

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Speaker 9: That?

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Speaker 7: First? One's dial up Internet?

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Speaker 2: That is dial up. It's a dial up modem connecting nice.

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Speaker 7: And then when you did that, the phones didn't work

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Speaker 6: Correct, You picked up the phone, kicked yourself off the

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Speaker 6: internet exactly.

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Speaker 2: So you're like, damn it, because it was usually everything

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Speaker 2: was very slow, you know, and then you'd be online

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Speaker 2: and all of a sudden things would be kind of

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Speaker 2: or like if you call waiting a call come in

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Speaker 2: and I would ruin it, or somebody in the house

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Speaker 2: would pick the phone up. Yeah, damn it. You had

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Speaker 2: to reconnect, sucked.

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Speaker 1: This is when you took the physical phone and put

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Speaker 1: it on the fing No, I do remember that. That's

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Speaker 1: I mean.

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Speaker 6: Phe on top of it.

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Speaker 2: I don't know that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, accorded phone landline.

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Speaker 2: No, No, this was just like the phone line plugged

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Speaker 2: into the back of the motive modem plugged into the

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Speaker 2: back of the computer.

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Speaker 10: Did you in the seventies, Yeah, right.

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Speaker 1: I was babysitting for these kids and the dad had it,

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Speaker 1: and I thought, what the hell is that? And he

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Speaker 1: showed me, you take the phone put it on top.

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Speaker 2: All right, the number two. What sound is this, Morgan?

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Speaker 7: This is a stretch? Is that like clocking in in

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Speaker 7: the old timy days when you'd have.

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Speaker 2: A time clock. That's a that's a good guess.

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Speaker 1: I think I finally got it.

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Speaker 4: What is it? Is it?

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Speaker 1: The credit card? Yes, machine?

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Speaker 2: When you used to pay with a credit card, you

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Speaker 2: give them the credit card. They had this like metal

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Speaker 2: numbers that had the raised numbers on it, and then

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Speaker 2: they put like a carbon copy paper over top and

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Speaker 2: they run that over it because it would imprint the

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Speaker 2: number onto the quote credit card receipt, which I remember

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Speaker 2: working at a store where we had to fill those

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Speaker 2: out and get a code because you, yeah, you run

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Speaker 2: the stupid card and printing out a code or give

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Speaker 2: you a code. You had to write on that thing

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Speaker 2: and then and then have somebody what painting as.

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Speaker 5: I always hated those things. I'm like, why am I

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Speaker 5: giving people a copy of my credit card?

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Speaker 8: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I was to think of home alone too. After that,

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Speaker 2: he's like, whoa what worked? Throwback sound? Number three?

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Speaker 8: What is this?

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Speaker 1: Morgan?

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Speaker 2: What does that sound?

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Speaker 7: I'm struggling with this one and number five they sound

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Speaker 7: very similar to me.

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Speaker 2: They similar.

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Speaker 7: Is this like a receipt printing at Macy's or something printing?

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Speaker 2: Yes, that is a dot matrix printer. Never heard of that.

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Speaker 2: The printers the paper that you would feed into the

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Speaker 2: into the printer had holes on the side.

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Speaker 10: Oh yeah, but how much did you have ripping those?

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Speaker 2: I hated it because as a perfectionist, and Greg will agree,

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Speaker 2: like you needed to be clean and so like sometimes

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Speaker 2: there'll be just a little tiny piece that would hang

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Speaker 2: to turn in, like something for work or something for school.

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Speaker 2: But if you got really.

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Speaker 10: Bored, wouldn't you take all those off and make like

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Speaker 10: a long chain out of them?

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Speaker 1: Once in a blue Man but but God forbid, it

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Speaker 1: got crooked once and the whole thing. You that's how

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Speaker 1: we got our news at this radio station I worked

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Speaker 1: for on the Apia, and it would just print out

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Speaker 1: at random that random times.

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Speaker 2: I can tell you that this is a good guess

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Speaker 2: on the text for what's that throwback sound? Number four?

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Speaker 2: He said, is that Greg putting sea bass in the

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Speaker 2: trunk of his classic?

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Speaker 1: Very good guess, great guess?

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Speaker 2: All right, what is number four? Morgan?

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Speaker 7: That's got to be AOL or AIM messenger?

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Speaker 6: Right, yes, my favorite.

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Speaker 2: So like when you'd have like an instant messenger, and

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Speaker 2: let's say Greg signed on with his modem that he

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Speaker 2: had the landline phone with the receiver inside down on

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Speaker 2: him and he would log in. As soon as Greg

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Speaker 2: would log in, it would be like Greg sixty nine.

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Speaker 2: So it would make that sound to let you know

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Speaker 2: that Greg has just arrived, because that's that's a door

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Speaker 2: squeak opening, like we're okay.

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Speaker 10: I know everyone got the AOL's CDs in the mail,

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Speaker 10: But was AOL too rich for our blood because I don't.

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Speaker 6: Think we had that?

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Speaker 2: No, Yeah, all right, so that's everybody wanting. And then

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Speaker 2: when somebody would leave and sign off or somebody else

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Speaker 2: picked up the phone in the house, like and you

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Speaker 2: you log off, or you would the person would be

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Speaker 2: leaving the AOL instant Messenger. It was that door slam,

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Speaker 2: So joining is and then the door slam.

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Speaker 7: I have no idea. It's the instant messenger.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, okay, Well, if you had AOL, you had

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Speaker 2: everybody on AOL had the messenger, right, and then AOL

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Speaker 2: Instant Messenger was like its own standalone thing.

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Speaker 6: Yeah. And then it became part of the T mobile Sidekick,

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Speaker 6: which was my favorite phone. I loved AIM. And it

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Speaker 6: was way quicker than text messaging too.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, and you could have little away messages.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: And then here last one, number five, which you said

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Speaker 2: was very similar to number three.

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Speaker 1: This one's a little bit yeah sounds.

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Speaker 2: I remember that. I remember the sound because I'm like, oh, oh,

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Speaker 2: I hope this thing is okay. That is the sounding,

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Speaker 2: guesses Morgan.

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Speaker 7: No, I wrote down scanner, But that's scanner, all right, menace.

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Speaker 2: I just put like a printer, okay, ye, not a printer.

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Speaker 2: That's a floppy disc spinning. Remember how you put the

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Speaker 2: disk in there and all of a sudden the disc

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Speaker 2: drive would start making that like Oh my god, is

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Speaker 2: this thing like gonna die?

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Speaker 1: But spin?

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Speaker 2: Even the hard drives back in the they would physically move.

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Speaker 2: Now you have what you see on the thing, Greg.

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Speaker 2: I'm sure when you're looking at computers it will say

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Speaker 2: solid state drive. And because there's no moving part, nothing moves.

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Speaker 2: It used to spin. And so that's why if you

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Speaker 2: like dropped the computer or you drop the you can

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Speaker 2: really screw it up and you lose everything on that

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Speaker 2: hard drive. But like the floppy discs, there were two kind.

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Speaker 2: There were the floppy floppies and then there were those

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Speaker 2: little square plastic ones. Yeah, I mean spin what I

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Speaker 2: used the hardware ones.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, but when I got to college, we had zip

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Speaker 5: drives and Jazz drives, and I remember the Jazz zip.

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Speaker 6: Drive had a hundred megabytes on it.

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Speaker 5: Oh and then when you're really balling, you had a

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Speaker 5: Jazz drive and had one gig.

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Speaker 2: You're like, what good point on the text somebody is

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Speaker 2: that they were in an auto parts store the other

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Speaker 2: day and they were still using the dot Matrix preter.

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Speaker 2: I think hearts departments are the only ones using that

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Speaker 2: stelf amazing. Yeah, So just some throwback sounds for you,

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Speaker 2: like that the wood he.

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Speaker 11: Show you ever got a flat tire on your house?

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Speaker 2: Is that for readmig news? Today's Redneck News has all

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Speaker 2: the elements to qualify for a great story feature. For

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Speaker 2: this it's from Florida. Check meth pipe check yet, random

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Speaker 2: joy ride and stolen vehicle check, absurd justification check, and

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Speaker 2: it's got what I feel is an unintentionally hilarious twist.

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Speaker 1: All right.

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Speaker 2: The story starts with this fifty seven year old fellow

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Speaker 2: later identified as Jonathan Patrick Winslow. He showed up to

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Speaker 2: a famous Key West trolley tour it's called the world

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Speaker 2: famous Conch Tour train, all right, And he told one

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Speaker 2: of the employees that he used to work there, and

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Speaker 2: he asked if he could take one of the trains.

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Speaker 2: He then hopped on and then took off with it.

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Speaker 2: Now there's your random joy riding ran like that. The

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Speaker 2: employee is really confused's never had that happened before. Cops called.

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Speaker 2: When they copped to Jonathan, he was on the other

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Speaker 2: side of town and they saw he wasn't alone with

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Speaker 2: the train. He had stopped and picked up some tourists

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Speaker 2: along the way. If he made the stops, he was

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Speaker 2: arrested and when they searched him. That's when they found

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Speaker 2: the meth pipe that I had mentioned. As for the

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Speaker 2: absurd justification. During questioning down the police station, Jonathan tried

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Speaker 2: to say that it was just to think he was

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Speaker 2: borrowing the trolley and he did because it was his birthday. Cool,

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Speaker 2: So go shorty, it's your birthday and then steal a trolley.

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Speaker 2: There's a picture of Jonathan being a rest of right

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Speaker 2: there at the trolley station. He made the stop. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 2: he made all the stops. That's the best, just doing

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Speaker 2: the job.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: So that's that is from Florida. That is fifty seven

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Speaker 2: year old Jonathan Patrick Winslow who hijacked a sight seeing trolley.

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Speaker 2: It even stopped to pick up passengers while he took

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Speaker 2: it for a meth fuel joy ride on his birthday.

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Speaker 6: Cool.

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Speaker 11: I love that.

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Speaker 2: And that is today's raid, Nick. We're gonna get a

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Speaker 2: quick break. We got some more on the show coming

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Speaker 2: up for your next hang on the show. Fuck, like,

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Speaker 2: just these people standing? Who are you fard knockers? This

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Speaker 2: is the Woody Show?

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Speaker 1: Hey be them? I still got a Woody.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Seabet.

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Speaker 1: I wanted to bring this up for Greg.

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Speaker 2: Get Greg's opinion on this Sea Bass has an idea

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Speaker 2: for his bathroom. Oh yes, greg ahh TV curs, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I mean, I'm an HTV person, I'm not a big

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Speaker 2: I'm not a big fan of this.

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Speaker 1: I know what he wants to do.

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Speaker 2: But because my other question, Rent though right.

446
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Speaker 6: Right, and my new place sadly is the first one

447
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Speaker 6: I've had in a long time that does not have

448
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Speaker 6: a poopable shower. Well it's not. It's not a walking shower.

449
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Speaker 6: It's a it's a.

450
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Speaker 2: Tub with abower with a shower curtain. Those one who

451
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Speaker 2: might be new to the show, Sea Best claims that

452
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Speaker 2: he poops in the shower when it's a center drain

453
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Speaker 2: shower center drain like a you know, like a stall shower.

454
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Speaker 2: Remove the great Yeah you're not gonna waffle stomp it

455
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Speaker 2: through there, but you could.

456
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Speaker 10: It's so much he claims it. Why would he ever

457
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Speaker 10: say it?

458
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Speaker 2: Not mean it because it sounds goofy? But is that

459
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Speaker 2: something that you really do? It's like saw the chair

460
00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:37,439
Speaker 2: you're talking about, like a filthy sand chez or there

461
00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:40,680
Speaker 2: are people really doing that? Or is it just sounds silly?

462
00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:41,880
Speaker 2: Sound sound silly.

463
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Speaker 6: It sounds cleaner and again it will be the way

464
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Speaker 6: in the future. So my new place doesn't have that.

465
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Speaker 6: So I said, okay, I'm now I'm spoiled. I love

466
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Speaker 6: walking showers so much and I don't want to deal

467
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Speaker 6: with the stupid ass shower curtain. So I look at

468
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Speaker 6: my new place. It's full tile floors. I thought, well,

469
00:22:56,520 --> 00:22:58,440
Speaker 6: and I turned on the shower ahead and it doesn't

470
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Speaker 6: really splash that far. It's like, what if I just

471
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Speaker 6: ate this into a wet room, I'll get Have you

472
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Speaker 6: seen those greg I have?

473
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Speaker 1: I'm not a fan. That's when you have basically a

474
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Speaker 1: tub and a shower in the same I don't want.

475
00:23:11,320 --> 00:23:13,800
Speaker 1: There's usually behind glass, there's a tub in the shower,

476
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Speaker 1: in your shower. And the reason I don't like it

477
00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:18,560
Speaker 1: is because how often do you take a bath versus

478
00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:20,920
Speaker 1: how often do you shower? You shower seven days a week.

479
00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:22,960
Speaker 1: You took a bath once every seven years, and you

480
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Speaker 1: take it the bath thing.

481
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Speaker 6: It's just I want an open I want an open

482
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Speaker 6: concept essentially, and I've got myself.

483
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Speaker 2: I already give the curtain, remove the curt and just shower.

484
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Speaker 6: Now if stuff gets on the floor, I understand that

485
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,120
Speaker 6: there will be some of that, of course, Yeah, I'll

486
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Speaker 6: just get a big washable like area rug that's that

487
00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:40,040
Speaker 6: looks nice of course that matches the decor. Throw that

488
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Speaker 6: out in front of the shower, so that'll catch whatever,

489
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Speaker 6: wash that whatever once a week and I'll have an

490
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Speaker 6: open concept.

491
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Speaker 2: I'm not sure. Yeah, I'm not sure. I'm not sure

492
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Speaker 2: where you're living, you know this new place. Is it

493
00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:55,600
Speaker 2: like a newer apartment, like a like where it's concrete

494
00:23:55,640 --> 00:23:57,720
Speaker 2: floors between each floor. Yes, And if you're in a

495
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Speaker 2: typical apartment you know situation, I would think, like those

496
00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:05,040
Speaker 2: tile floors probably not done so hot because the landlords

497
00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:08,360
Speaker 2: don't really you know, go for this is luxury part.

498
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Speaker 2: Know I'm saying is that any water that gets then

499
00:24:10,119 --> 00:24:11,840
Speaker 2: on the floor could then leak through down to the

500
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Speaker 2: apartment or whatever underneath.

501
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Speaker 6: And for what I'm saying, I don't see big puddles

502
00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:17,360
Speaker 6: or pools of water. Again, I will have an absorbable rug.

503
00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:19,840
Speaker 6: And my only thought speaking the mold was well, the

504
00:24:20,119 --> 00:24:23,440
Speaker 6: you know outside of the tub itself a little like

505
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Speaker 6: with the wall is you know, plastered and dryballed and whatever.

506
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Speaker 6: I was thinking, if I really cared that much, like

507
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Speaker 6: the area right around the shower that's that's painted over,

508
00:24:32,119 --> 00:24:35,400
Speaker 6: It's like Scotch guarded, but you still have I think

509
00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:37,200
Speaker 6: that the layout was still look weird because you still

510
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Speaker 6: have a tub tub shower combo.

511
00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:42,840
Speaker 2: Yes, that's what I mean. So it's a tough. So

512
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Speaker 2: then I don't have like that.

513
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:44,320
Speaker 6: I don't have that.

514
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Speaker 2: I don't like I don't like the shower curtain pressing

515
00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:46,920
Speaker 2: up and touching me.

516
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Speaker 7: You know, you walk in though, walk.

517
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Speaker 4: Right.

518
00:24:50,760 --> 00:24:52,840
Speaker 6: But I'll still have like the shoulder room and it'll

519
00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:53,520
Speaker 6: feel free, you.

520
00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:56,040
Speaker 2: Know, you can get Have you seen one of those

521
00:24:56,640 --> 00:25:01,160
Speaker 2: those boat those those curves. Those are cool. No, I've

522
00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:02,760
Speaker 2: seen those like in hotels and stuff, but.

523
00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:06,560
Speaker 10: I thought they were places for a gentleman of carriage.

524
00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:09,920
Speaker 2: No, no, no, they're made forcause some tubs are just

525
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,320
Speaker 2: like the older ones, especially they're more narrow, right, Yes,

526
00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:14,280
Speaker 2: and that's the thing. It's like, so when that when

527
00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:16,480
Speaker 2: the when the curtains up there no matter.

528
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Speaker 6: Scraping up against it just feels claustrophobic.

529
00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:19,200
Speaker 10: It's like it bows out.

530
00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:20,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, those are cool.

531
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Speaker 6: I'll think about that, but I'm going I'm going open

532
00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:25,600
Speaker 6: concept first. But I wanted to hear if maybe you.

533
00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:28,640
Speaker 1: Have a shower where you forget something like I don't

534
00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:30,480
Speaker 1: know you have to reach for something, so you open

535
00:25:30,520 --> 00:25:33,760
Speaker 1: the curtain, grab whatever you need, and it's just in

536
00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:37,520
Speaker 1: that one split second there's water everywhere. I think you

537
00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:40,040
Speaker 1: would regret this taking the down.

538
00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:41,600
Speaker 6: Well, I'm gonna I'm gonna play with it again. I

539
00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:43,560
Speaker 6: do have a big, big old rug I'm gonna put

540
00:25:43,560 --> 00:25:45,200
Speaker 6: out there just to help catch any ofthing.

541
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Speaker 1: It sounds I don't know, too moist, to damp, too damp,

542
00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:52,800
Speaker 1: and it starts to smell nothing, nothing can just like

543
00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:56,840
Speaker 1: military stuff, damp, complicated.

544
00:25:57,160 --> 00:25:59,960
Speaker 2: Make it better, make curves, it gets better.

545
00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:01,639
Speaker 1: Inventors, I vote no.

546
00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:04,600
Speaker 2: I say, I don't like that. Look when I see

547
00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:07,560
Speaker 2: it on those shows stresses me out. Yeah, I don't

548
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:09,879
Speaker 2: like it. It sounds weird too, do you not? Because

549
00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:12,040
Speaker 2: not even they don't have the space. They did it intentionally.

550
00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:14,399
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you know they I think, after you shower,

551
00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:16,320
Speaker 1: are you drying off the bathtub right time?

552
00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:18,560
Speaker 2: They have plenty of room, They have plenty of room

553
00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:21,240
Speaker 2: to have both, have both and not have them be

554
00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:23,520
Speaker 2: like the tub in with the shower. I don't but

555
00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:27,719
Speaker 2: that don't yeah eight seven seven four Wooding text us

556
00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:30,040
Speaker 2: over to two two nine eight seven.

557
00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:46,240
Speaker 1: Right back look at all right?

558
00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:49,720
Speaker 2: Uh I'm gonna play I got I don't know where

559
00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:50,359
Speaker 2: Sea Bass is.

560
00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:51,520
Speaker 1: Who knows he?

561
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:53,320
Speaker 7: Whoever knows?

562
00:26:53,600 --> 00:27:00,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, bathroom. He's been whether it was intentional or not,

563
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:03,720
Speaker 2: he's been kind of a pain in the ass for me.

564
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:08,520
Speaker 2: I say, just since, just since we've been back.

565
00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:09,520
Speaker 1: From the break.

566
00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:13,880
Speaker 2: I ended up in this meeting the other day. Hey,

567
00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:16,359
Speaker 2: come come see us before you leave. And I didn't

568
00:27:16,359 --> 00:27:18,399
Speaker 2: get out of here for like an extra two hours.

569
00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:21,240
Speaker 6: Why two hour meeting about Sea Bass?

570
00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:23,200
Speaker 7: Yeah, now that sounds fun.

571
00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:29,639
Speaker 2: And he wasn't there if he decided, if he decided

572
00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:32,119
Speaker 2: to come in and defend himselves, show yourself. Yeah, all right,

573
00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:34,680
Speaker 2: so okay, and then we what's interesting is then we

574
00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:37,359
Speaker 2: got an after hours voicemail about this too, And I

575
00:27:37,440 --> 00:27:39,080
Speaker 2: had no idea this was going on. So I go

576
00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:40,600
Speaker 2: into a meeting about some guy. I had no idea

577
00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:43,760
Speaker 2: what was going on involving Sea Bass. First day back again,

578
00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:46,359
Speaker 2: it's like this big long thing and here, let's let me,

579
00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:48,080
Speaker 2: let me, let me play this. Let me play this

580
00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:49,879
Speaker 2: after hours voicemail for you, and then you can tell me,

581
00:27:50,280 --> 00:27:51,200
Speaker 2: tell me what you think here.

582
00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:54,880
Speaker 11: I don't want to say I have a bothe to pick,

583
00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:58,879
Speaker 11: but I have a to picks because I just found

584
00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:03,399
Speaker 11: out right now the most recent Cardnarks posting that I

585
00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:08,720
Speaker 11: guess apparently there's a new feature called Instagram subscriptions. And

586
00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:12,919
Speaker 11: then he also posted a Patreon link for cart marks

587
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:17,720
Speaker 11: because correct me if I'm wrong, guys. But the whole

588
00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:20,880
Speaker 11: point of this was it's a public service and we're

589
00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:22,479
Speaker 11: not making any money off it, right.

590
00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:28,320
Speaker 8: It goes against your whole campaign. There seabeth to be

591
00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:34,439
Speaker 8: subs taking subscriptions, and you know, I love cardonarks, and frankly,

592
00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:37,840
Speaker 8: I don't want to pay for it, right, and it

593
00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:40,479
Speaker 8: goes against the whole campaign. I understand that there may

594
00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:43,880
Speaker 8: be an argument we had that perhaps it removes the

595
00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:47,960
Speaker 8: most controversial parts of the videos away from the public

596
00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:51,040
Speaker 8: and it reserves them for those who want to pay

597
00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:54,959
Speaker 8: to see them. But we gotta admit, man, that's how

598
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:57,840
Speaker 8: you gained all your populatory in the first place. And

599
00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:01,959
Speaker 8: I don't know. I love I love everything that stands

600
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:06,040
Speaker 8: for hashtag take back the carts, but yeah, but I

601
00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:06,880
Speaker 8: don't want to pay for it.

602
00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:08,480
Speaker 11: All right, I guess that was it?

603
00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:09,440
Speaker 2: Bye?

604
00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:13,040
Speaker 5: I mean, okay, I don't know anything about this either.

605
00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:16,360
Speaker 5: Is he actually charging for yes?

606
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:19,160
Speaker 2: So I don't know. It was the first I had

607
00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:20,680
Speaker 2: heard of Instagram subscription.

608
00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:24,360
Speaker 6: I know you can set that up, yes, but you

609
00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:26,160
Speaker 6: can also have like a zero I know that.

610
00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:28,560
Speaker 2: I know that now, and I don't know the Instagram

611
00:29:28,640 --> 00:29:30,880
Speaker 2: subscription thing. I can't. That was not with this meeting.

612
00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:35,840
Speaker 2: The meeting was about the company got wind that he's

613
00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:39,360
Speaker 2: got a Patreon set up for cart arcs, which he

614
00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:43,400
Speaker 2: doesn't own. It belongs to the company. It's intellectual property

615
00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:46,280
Speaker 2: of anything that we create while we work here as

616
00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:50,000
Speaker 2: an employee of this company, they own the intellectual property.

617
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:52,960
Speaker 2: So like, I can't just like decide to make up,

618
00:29:54,040 --> 00:29:57,400
Speaker 2: you know, T shirts with Ryan Seacrest's name on it

619
00:29:57,520 --> 00:30:00,080
Speaker 2: or whatever anything else of the company like tech and

620
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:04,600
Speaker 2: just sell it the money. You see what I'm saying, Right,

621
00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:05,280
Speaker 2: I can't.

622
00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:06,160
Speaker 7: I can't.

623
00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:09,320
Speaker 2: I can't sell my own airtime. I can't. It's it's

624
00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:10,600
Speaker 2: their stuff, exact right.

625
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:11,720
Speaker 3: I can't.

626
00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:14,120
Speaker 2: Even even if I wanted to do a Woodie Show

627
00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:17,760
Speaker 2: podcast that was an exclusive thing behind a paywalk cut,

628
00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:20,800
Speaker 2: I couldn't do that either, because I'm an employee of

629
00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:24,640
Speaker 2: the company. It's not it's it. I can't do yours

630
00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:28,040
Speaker 2: decide you could, but you would have to meet with

631
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:30,719
Speaker 2: them first about it, and I know other people who

632
00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:32,840
Speaker 2: have done that, And the way it works is that

633
00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:34,719
Speaker 2: they sell all the ads for it and then they

634
00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:35,600
Speaker 2: cut you into it.

635
00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:35,920
Speaker 4: Yeah.

636
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:39,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, we don't cut them into it, like you're their employee. Yes,

637
00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:41,680
Speaker 2: you've signed an agreement that anything you do in the

638
00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:43,880
Speaker 2: audio space or anything you do in this whatever there

639
00:30:43,960 --> 00:30:46,120
Speaker 2: has to be in an our case, in our case

640
00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:49,160
Speaker 2: doing this job, whatever content is created is then the

641
00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:51,840
Speaker 2: property of the intellectual property of the company. So he

642
00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:55,760
Speaker 2: he can't just set up a Patreon and charge money

643
00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:57,640
Speaker 2: for the company's Like, what's going on in him? I

644
00:30:57,680 --> 00:30:58,680
Speaker 2: don't know you know about this?

645
00:30:58,720 --> 00:30:59,160
Speaker 1: I can't know.

646
00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:00,840
Speaker 2: I did, I had no idea about this. And then

647
00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:03,600
Speaker 2: we get this after hours voicemail. Yeah, so there's that.

648
00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:05,800
Speaker 2: Now there are a couple of things I did know about.

649
00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:06,440
Speaker 2: I didn't know.

650
00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:07,360
Speaker 1: We got the.

651
00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:12,800
Speaker 2: Cartnark's YouTube page, and YouTube can be monetized and the

652
00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:17,360
Speaker 2: YouTube cartark YouTube page makes some pretty good money. We

653
00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:21,520
Speaker 2: have an agreement the company the show having with Sea Bass.

654
00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:24,520
Speaker 2: He gets to keep all of that money, which is significant.

655
00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:28,440
Speaker 2: It's significant, so he gets to keep but they know

656
00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:33,320
Speaker 2: about that. See, everybody else's has also turned a blind

657
00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:37,800
Speaker 2: eye to where he he has cart Ark's merchandise, which

658
00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:41,640
Speaker 2: you know, like shirts and stick and big deal. Just

659
00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:45,680
Speaker 2: this they don't like, so it has to come down immediately.

660
00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:48,200
Speaker 2: He's not allowed to just turn around and sell. And

661
00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:49,920
Speaker 2: I didn't know if this is part of his like

662
00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:53,280
Speaker 2: you know, he says retired, like, but you can't do

663
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:57,200
Speaker 2: it this way, meanings like yes, I'm like but because

664
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Speaker 2: they's like, did you know about this? I didn't. I

665
00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:01,520
Speaker 2: had no idea as if I was complicit, maybe I'm

666
00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:03,480
Speaker 2: taking some of the money. Why am I in a

667
00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:04,840
Speaker 2: two hour meeting.

668
00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:10,920
Speaker 1: Talking about the history of humanity wouldn't even take two hours.

669
00:32:13,560 --> 00:32:14,600
Speaker 1: The show.

670
00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:20,360
Speaker 2: We were talking about, you know, Greg being embarrassed by

671
00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:25,680
Speaker 2: toilet I mentioned how today is the anniversary the first

672
00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:31,080
Speaker 2: the first show that we ever did together twenty years ago,

673
00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:35,320
Speaker 2: and all the stuff that we very quickly learned about

674
00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:38,600
Speaker 2: Greg and how complicated he is and so many in

675
00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:42,760
Speaker 2: so many ways. The toilet paper thing, the deodorant thing,

676
00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:45,280
Speaker 2: it reminds it reminded me. I don't know if you're

677
00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:47,960
Speaker 2: gonna want to tell the story. God, do you know

678
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:51,440
Speaker 2: the story I'm talking about? Like about how you stopped

679
00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:54,080
Speaker 2: off at the grocery store because you had a guest. Oh,

680
00:32:55,320 --> 00:32:58,560
Speaker 2: I'll tell that, Okay. I didn't want to give way

681
00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:00,400
Speaker 2: to it because if you don't have that, I had something.

682
00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:02,040
Speaker 2: I got something else that will speak to Greg and

683
00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:02,880
Speaker 2: we can talk about something.

684
00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:05,120
Speaker 1: But it ties in perfectly with what we're talking about

685
00:33:05,120 --> 00:33:06,960
Speaker 1: because it's so out of character for me.

686
00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:10,000
Speaker 2: So so keep it, keep on. Greg's the guy that

687
00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:12,280
Speaker 2: doesn't want to buy toilet paper of the storre because

688
00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:16,400
Speaker 2: it's embarrassing. Because it's embarrassing, right, But this was fine.

689
00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:21,320
Speaker 1: This is because like it's like the equivalent of a

690
00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:24,600
Speaker 1: drug addict rooting through the trash to find like a

691
00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:26,600
Speaker 1: needle because you need a needle for something.

692
00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:28,160
Speaker 2: I think the only person in the room right now

693
00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:31,200
Speaker 2: that doesn't know the story is Morgan, okay, And I

694
00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:32,880
Speaker 2: just I just want to say it was also a

695
00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:36,240
Speaker 2: really wild time in your life. Absolutely, you want to

696
00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:38,040
Speaker 2: set that up. This is like after the divorce.

697
00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:43,240
Speaker 1: So got divorced and went straight headfirst into a total

698
00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:45,520
Speaker 1: who how and left and right?

699
00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:48,120
Speaker 2: Because Greg, Greg went from being married to the woman

700
00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:51,320
Speaker 2: and then coming out and then went right into like

701
00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:52,360
Speaker 2: a gay horror.

702
00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:55,360
Speaker 1: Fans And why wouldn't I was living alone. I was

703
00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:59,000
Speaker 1: divorced out and I'm like, this is the time. Yeah,

704
00:33:59,040 --> 00:34:03,080
Speaker 1: you know, so going to the megahore face and this

705
00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:05,360
Speaker 1: story is so fun. I was having like one night

706
00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:08,440
Speaker 1: stands and going on stupid dates and all this stuff.

707
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:13,680
Speaker 1: Met this one, this one guy online who lived let's

708
00:34:13,920 --> 00:34:16,360
Speaker 1: round it off to three hundred and fifty miles away.

709
00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:19,160
Speaker 1: So what are you going to do in that case? Oh,

710
00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:22,960
Speaker 1: you're gonna fly them in sure for the weekend. So

711
00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:26,279
Speaker 1: we'll call it a one weekend stand. Never even met

712
00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:28,759
Speaker 1: the guy in person, right, but flew him in.

713
00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:31,080
Speaker 7: To your house? Or did you get a hotel to

714
00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:32,040
Speaker 7: my house.

715
00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:32,600
Speaker 1: Like an idiot?

716
00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:34,759
Speaker 6: Right?

717
00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:37,640
Speaker 1: Drive to the airport to pick him up. Hi, nice

718
00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:40,080
Speaker 1: to meet you, knowing damn well, what we're about to

719
00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:43,000
Speaker 1: do all weekend long, all weekend long at my house.

720
00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:46,879
Speaker 1: So on the way back to my house, having barely known,

721
00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:48,520
Speaker 1: this guy said, what do you like to eat in

722
00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:51,560
Speaker 1: the morning for breakfast? You know, because you got entertain

723
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:55,160
Speaker 1: to be a good mouse, he says, well, I like oatmeal.

724
00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:57,600
Speaker 1: He said, oh crap, I don't have any oatmeal at home.

725
00:34:58,080 --> 00:34:59,719
Speaker 1: So we got to stop on the way back to

726
00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:03,080
Speaker 1: my house. So we stopped at the grocery store, and

727
00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:05,960
Speaker 1: we realize we need a couple of other things as well.

728
00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:11,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, the essentials for the weekend, A couple condoms, lube,

729
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:18,080
Speaker 2: an oatmeal. Yeah, he doesn't want to buy deodorant.

730
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:20,480
Speaker 7: You'll get that combination of things.

731
00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:22,920
Speaker 1: I go in and luckily it was at night and

732
00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:25,640
Speaker 1: it wasn't too busy and the store was still open.

733
00:35:25,719 --> 00:35:29,160
Speaker 2: It's still under these circumstances, like I realized, you're like

734
00:35:29,239 --> 00:35:32,759
Speaker 2: in a everything when you're horny, everything's a good okay.

735
00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:37,640
Speaker 2: But now Greg, you won't be a deodorant. But condoms

736
00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:39,680
Speaker 2: aren't embarrassing for you because a lot there are a

737
00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:42,160
Speaker 2: lot of people who aren't embarrassed by toilet paper or

738
00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:45,280
Speaker 2: deant type of dies. But they they would rather almost

739
00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:49,040
Speaker 2: get you know, risk getting caught shoplifting the condoms, then

740
00:35:49,239 --> 00:35:50,120
Speaker 2: take them to the counter.

741
00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:53,560
Speaker 1: See, the more you say that I'm complicated, I'm starting

742
00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:56,200
Speaker 1: to agree with you because because condoms, to me, it's

743
00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:57,880
Speaker 1: almost like, yeah, check.

744
00:35:57,800 --> 00:36:02,239
Speaker 7: It out, I have a need for the Yeah, I

745
00:36:02,320 --> 00:36:03,640
Speaker 7: think the lube is the most same.

746
00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:07,480
Speaker 10: Loob feels very embarrassing even as a woman in a combination.

747
00:36:07,239 --> 00:36:10,520
Speaker 2: Like solub maybe not because anything, like you know, they

748
00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:14,600
Speaker 2: don't du just don't produce any natural natural lubricn true.

749
00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:16,120
Speaker 2: So yeah, I spit it on.

750
00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:18,759
Speaker 7: You know, I'm saying at the time there was like

751
00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:21,560
Speaker 7: no inkling of embarrassment or oh there was, but.

752
00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:26,040
Speaker 1: I powered through. Okay, I mean it was definitely embarrassing,

753
00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:29,000
Speaker 1: especially like it's so blatantly obvious.

754
00:36:28,719 --> 00:36:29,960
Speaker 2: And there's a self checkout.

755
00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:32,320
Speaker 1: You're here at the no you hear at the grocery

756
00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:34,960
Speaker 1: store at like whatever, ten thirty at night and you're

757
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:35,560
Speaker 1: buying lube.

758
00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:39,120
Speaker 13: Did you go to say hi, I'm Greg Glory and

759
00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:44,280
Speaker 13: I noticed that the price of the lube markedly correctly different.

760
00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:46,920
Speaker 13: We got a price check on the condo in the

761
00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:48,960
Speaker 13: oat meal while you get on the PA.

762
00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:53,040
Speaker 10: And you know, the cashiers like, what does the oatmeal

763
00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:53,719
Speaker 10: have to do with this?

764
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:56,959
Speaker 2: Right? How does this that was back into their love making.

765
00:36:57,480 --> 00:36:57,680
Speaker 1: Yeah.

766
00:36:57,719 --> 00:37:00,480
Speaker 2: So this this poor guy that he trafficked in for

767
00:37:01,120 --> 00:37:06,279
Speaker 2: a weekend worth of second he got meal, did go

768
00:37:06,520 --> 00:37:07,560
Speaker 2: well bottom.

769
00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:13,440
Speaker 1: Once you got home? I thought? Weird? Yeah, yeah not.

770
00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:17,800
Speaker 1: I mean, obviously you entertained him by just whatever, throwing

771
00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:21,200
Speaker 1: the TV on, And at the time I smoked this

772
00:37:21,320 --> 00:37:25,000
Speaker 1: guy was a total gym rat, and luckily he smoked,

773
00:37:25,040 --> 00:37:26,719
Speaker 1: so at least we could go in the backyard and

774
00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:31,839
Speaker 1: I have a cigarette. Yeah, and then while, yeah, while

775
00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:33,680
Speaker 1: you're having a cigarette, you can talk about okay, what

776
00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:35,200
Speaker 1: are we going to do with these condoms.

777
00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:39,080
Speaker 2: And smoke something else. All right, So just out of

778
00:37:39,120 --> 00:37:42,279
Speaker 2: pure curiosity. So you meet this guy online from from

779
00:37:42,320 --> 00:37:44,279
Speaker 2: the time you met him online, first started talking him

780
00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:47,160
Speaker 2: online till you said, oh, i'll fly you in. How

781
00:37:47,239 --> 00:37:49,480
Speaker 2: long was that time period? Like how much had you

782
00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:51,320
Speaker 2: actually had any kind of conversation.

783
00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:53,920
Speaker 1: Between like chatting online and then having him physically at

784
00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:58,440
Speaker 1: my house from the first chat to the invite? Oh,

785
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:02,600
Speaker 1: probably same day, same day.

786
00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:04,759
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

787
00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:07,080
Speaker 6: Let the thought he was really hot.

788
00:38:07,239 --> 00:38:09,360
Speaker 2: So how does it go? Like you pick him up

789
00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:11,040
Speaker 2: at the airport, Hey, nice to meet you. You stop

790
00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:14,240
Speaker 2: off for the oatmeal in the loop and the condoms,

791
00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:16,279
Speaker 2: and you get back to the house and it kind

792
00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:18,399
Speaker 2: of it's the elephant in the room because everybody knows

793
00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:21,279
Speaker 2: you're there for one reasons there. Yeah, yeah, So like

794
00:38:21,520 --> 00:38:24,320
Speaker 2: how does that? How does that start?

795
00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:24,560
Speaker 4: Like?

796
00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:26,000
Speaker 1: Uh, like, how do you get that?

797
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:27,160
Speaker 2: Yeah?

798
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:32,080
Speaker 1: Right? Okay, now so you're here now, so I guess

799
00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:33,000
Speaker 1: we're going to have sex.

800
00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:33,200
Speaker 4: Now.

801
00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:34,279
Speaker 10: I feel like it's the host.

802
00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:36,879
Speaker 6: You have to make the first move kinda I think

803
00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:38,080
Speaker 6: for more trafficker.

804
00:38:38,280 --> 00:38:42,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, what do you mean, the generous person? Yeah,

805
00:38:43,239 --> 00:38:45,360
Speaker 2: htad trafficker in charge.

806
00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:49,040
Speaker 1: And I think from what I remember, we started just

807
00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:52,480
Speaker 1: by like watching TV, hanging out kind of Netflix and chill.

808
00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:56,960
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly, and then I think it advanced to the bedroom,

809
00:38:57,080 --> 00:39:00,320
Speaker 1: I guess, But there was no chemistry. It was all awards.

810
00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:01,600
Speaker 1: It's it's awkward to talk about.

811
00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:03,879
Speaker 14: Did you ever think to yourself, what kind of guy

812
00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:05,200
Speaker 14: would accept this invitation?

813
00:39:05,640 --> 00:39:07,640
Speaker 2: But he's the guy who who's the guy who extends

814
00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:09,080
Speaker 2: the accepts it.

815
00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:13,640
Speaker 10: That's weirder to me. People throw out invites all the time.

816
00:39:13,719 --> 00:39:15,520
Speaker 2: And he was like, yes, I will get on the plane.

817
00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:17,840
Speaker 1: He saw my photo and clearly wanted to travel the

818
00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:21,560
Speaker 1: same when you flew somebody in for sex.

819
00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:25,960
Speaker 7: Did you climb on like spirit Southwest?

820
00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:28,160
Speaker 1: I think it was Southwest. I mean it was nothing

821
00:39:28,280 --> 00:39:30,719
Speaker 1: nice and then the weird the thing that sucked the most.

822
00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:34,359
Speaker 1: This was a Friday night, and I realized, oh my god,

823
00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:38,360
Speaker 1: he's here until like Sunday evening. And by late Friday

824
00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:41,759
Speaker 1: night I was over it. And I don't remember what

825
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:44,400
Speaker 1: we did during the day, like, oh, you want to

826
00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:45,240
Speaker 1: go sight saying.

827
00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:48,719
Speaker 10: Did you talk to him again?

828
00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:48,920
Speaker 7: Ever?

829
00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:52,160
Speaker 1: I remember his first name. I don't remember his Oh

830
00:39:52,239 --> 00:39:54,399
Speaker 1: actually I might remember his last name. His first name

831
00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:55,000
Speaker 1: was Joel.

832
00:39:56,680 --> 00:39:58,520
Speaker 2: You can find him on Facebook. He's doing now.

833
00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:06,080
Speaker 1: I don't think I don't remember his last Yeah, big?

834
00:40:10,239 --> 00:40:10,840
Speaker 3: Do you feel?

835
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:19,160
Speaker 2: Each individual pump story about this forty two year old guy.

836
00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:22,360
Speaker 2: He has filed a lawsuit against a restaurant in Italy

837
00:40:22,680 --> 00:40:27,360
Speaker 2: after they featured him in this promo video on social

838
00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:31,160
Speaker 2: media without his consent. Okay, you know, normally being a

839
00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:32,919
Speaker 2: video not that big a deal. But for this guy,

840
00:40:33,719 --> 00:40:35,960
Speaker 2: he was cheating on his wife and he was at

841
00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:38,759
Speaker 2: a restaurant with his side piece and the guys. The

842
00:40:38,760 --> 00:40:42,919
Speaker 2: guy's wife happened to see the video and he was caught,

843
00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:45,920
Speaker 2: so she kicked him out of the house, filed for

844
00:40:46,239 --> 00:40:49,480
Speaker 2: a divorce. But the the man wants his revenge, so

845
00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:52,600
Speaker 2: he's filed this lawsuit claiming that his rights to privacy

846
00:40:52,680 --> 00:40:54,959
Speaker 2: had been violated. Now, Seabet, I'm sure you can speak

847
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:58,520
Speaker 2: more to maybe not Italy, but like, let's just say

848
00:40:58,719 --> 00:41:01,040
Speaker 2: he has way of different rules. Let's just say here,

849
00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:04,480
Speaker 2: let's say menace is cheating on his wife and he's

850
00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:08,360
Speaker 2: out at some cafe and this happens to him, Like,

851
00:41:08,480 --> 00:41:10,960
Speaker 2: what's the expectation of privacy? Even if you're out of

852
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:13,640
Speaker 2: privately owned business, you're still out in public. You're not

853
00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:17,280
Speaker 2: like the inside because it's not a restroom. I understand

854
00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:19,480
Speaker 2: all restrooms, no matter if it's a public restroom or

855
00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:22,840
Speaker 2: private restroom like in someone's house, you have an expectation

856
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:24,799
Speaker 2: of privacy. But if you're just like at a.

857
00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:27,919
Speaker 6: Restaurant, Yeah, his clay wouldn't be expectation of privacy because

858
00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:30,960
Speaker 6: it's a publicly accessible building. His clay might be right

859
00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:35,759
Speaker 6: of publicity, meaning I can't use your image to sell products.

860
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:37,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't. Just let's they have one of those

861
00:41:37,520 --> 00:41:38,920
Speaker 2: signs of the door it said.

862
00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:42,960
Speaker 6: You see those yeah, which is fine for like promo

863
00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:45,120
Speaker 6: videos or you see those concerts and stuff like that,

864
00:41:45,320 --> 00:41:48,560
Speaker 6: but as far as actually producing a commercial, which is

865
00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:50,359
Speaker 6: why I don't like it. When you're at a gym

866
00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:52,800
Speaker 6: and like the trainer then grabs their phone and starts

867
00:41:53,360 --> 00:41:54,839
Speaker 6: while you're in the middle of something, so you can't

868
00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:57,360
Speaker 6: object to they start taking their phone and like scanning

869
00:41:57,400 --> 00:41:58,040
Speaker 6: across the hole.

870
00:42:01,480 --> 00:42:04,400
Speaker 2: It's that when that happened in the middle of it

871
00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:07,400
Speaker 2: might be it might be legal, but it's it's well,

872
00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:09,680
Speaker 2: the lawsuit is ongoing. The guys he can damage this,

873
00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:15,000
Speaker 2: he's considering following a complaint with the Italian Data Protection Authority. Yeah,

874
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:17,160
Speaker 2: like I said, they have way more means.

875
00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:20,360
Speaker 10: But also, isn't that kind of like blaming the wrong person?

876
00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:21,080
Speaker 7: Yeah?

877
00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:23,320
Speaker 10: You know, like that's also kind of just on you

878
00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:24,360
Speaker 10: for being a jackass.

879
00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:26,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, you got busted. Men, just own it.

880
00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:27,839
Speaker 7: God works in mysterious ways.

881
00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:30,920
Speaker 6: Now you're really putting your business out there, because now

882
00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:31,520
Speaker 6: it's in the news.

883
00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:33,239
Speaker 1: How the hell did his wife find it?

884
00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:34,960
Speaker 2: I wasn't looking for.

885
00:42:36,680 --> 00:42:36,719
Speaker 9: It.

886
00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:39,879
Speaker 2: Could have been somebody that she knew, that knew them, said, Hey,

887
00:42:40,040 --> 00:42:42,000
Speaker 2: isn't that isn't that menace?

888
00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:45,640
Speaker 1: Yeah?

889
00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:47,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh hey I saw medicine this.

890
00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:49,360
Speaker 8: Uh you know.

891
00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:52,040
Speaker 1: Yeah.

892
00:42:52,360 --> 00:42:55,080
Speaker 6: Or maybe she's just and she loves Italian food.

893
00:42:56,960 --> 00:43:00,160
Speaker 2: Uh, relationship's gone wrong. In Pennsylvania, a woman and then

894
00:43:00,200 --> 00:43:02,120
Speaker 2: her boyfriend they were out on New Year's Eve. They

895
00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:05,440
Speaker 2: decided to make a stop at Taco Bell Nice. When

896
00:43:05,440 --> 00:43:07,120
Speaker 2: they got out of the car, they started arguing. Not

897
00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:09,960
Speaker 2: sure what the argument was about, but that continued inside

898
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:11,920
Speaker 2: the Taco Bell and then back out to the car

899
00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:14,080
Speaker 2: and the boyfriend. He actually did the right thing. He

900
00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:16,480
Speaker 2: eventually had enough and so he just got out of

901
00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:20,640
Speaker 2: the car and started walking. Good then backander it and

902
00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:22,399
Speaker 2: do anything like that. Just gets out of the car,

903
00:43:22,520 --> 00:43:26,920
Speaker 2: starts walking. Girlfriend hops behind the wheel, drove down the

904
00:43:26,960 --> 00:43:29,160
Speaker 2: wrong side of the road, up the sidewalking, ran his

905
00:43:29,360 --> 00:43:34,680
Speaker 2: ass over buddy from behind. The boyfriend taking to the

906
00:43:34,719 --> 00:43:38,360
Speaker 2: hospital in critical condition. He is expected to be okay eventually.

907
00:43:39,320 --> 00:43:42,359
Speaker 2: Last check, the girlfriend was still on the run. She'll

908
00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:44,839
Speaker 2: eventually turn up and she'll go to jail. They're going

909
00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:48,560
Speaker 2: to charge her with attempted murder, right, Yeah, So I mean,

910
00:43:48,719 --> 00:43:53,399
Speaker 2: are you sure you want a relationship? Benji dumb Ass

911
00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:56,360
Speaker 2: Tyler and Sea Bass? I mean, are you sure you

912
00:43:56,480 --> 00:43:57,200
Speaker 2: want marriage?

913
00:43:57,400 --> 00:43:59,560
Speaker 1: You know you're here, you want this is what you're

914
00:43:59,560 --> 00:43:59,840
Speaker 1: looking for?

915
00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:00,480
Speaker 2: Yeah?

916
00:44:00,520 --> 00:44:02,560
Speaker 6: Yeah, well he's I mean, obviously these are trashy people.

917
00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:03,359
Speaker 2: Nothing. He has taco Bell.

918
00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:04,960
Speaker 6: I have taco Bell. But I would never take a

919
00:44:05,080 --> 00:44:08,520
Speaker 6: woman to a fast food restaurant unless it was for

920
00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:11,279
Speaker 6: some specific like like oh we got to try this thing,

921
00:44:11,480 --> 00:44:12,759
Speaker 6: we saw it, but like as a as a matter

922
00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:15,279
Speaker 6: of course, that wouldn't be a date. That's that's that's

923
00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:17,160
Speaker 6: even like high school, I wouldn't do.

924
00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:20,960
Speaker 2: Maybe the Baja Blast, you know, Pie, I think if

925
00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:23,759
Speaker 2: you were in, like you were out doing something else, right,

926
00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:26,640
Speaker 2: like you, it's late, you're hungry, right, you've been drinking

927
00:44:26,920 --> 00:44:29,320
Speaker 2: on Taco Bell. Yeah, like you guys already went to

928
00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:32,399
Speaker 2: whatever that you were doing. Look there, we stopped there.

929
00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:34,920
Speaker 6: There's a millions other reasons, like there could be an exception,

930
00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:36,840
Speaker 6: but to me, this sounds like this is par for.

931
00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:39,600
Speaker 2: The course if that was the whole date, Like, yeah,

932
00:44:39,600 --> 00:44:41,080
Speaker 2: I'm gonna pick you up on Friday, We're going to

933
00:44:41,160 --> 00:44:41,680
Speaker 2: Taco Bell.

934
00:44:44,080 --> 00:44:44,560
Speaker 1: Every time I.

935
00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:46,320
Speaker 6: See like a pumple in the inside a place like

936
00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:49,520
Speaker 6: Taco Bell wherever. Yeah, I feel sad. I feel sad

937
00:44:49,560 --> 00:44:51,920
Speaker 6: for the woman. Oh this is this is what you

938
00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:52,960
Speaker 6: guys do. This is your man.

939
00:44:53,560 --> 00:44:56,120
Speaker 2: Is finding a good partner like finding a lamp. Here's

940
00:44:56,160 --> 00:44:58,280
Speaker 2: here's what this this woman was a Finding a good.

941
00:44:58,120 --> 00:44:59,959
Speaker 4: Partner is like finding a good lamp when your first

942
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:00,800
Speaker 4: in your first apartment.

943
00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:02,160
Speaker 10: You don't really have that many.

944
00:45:02,040 --> 00:45:02,839
Speaker 7: Standards for the lamp.

945
00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:06,000
Speaker 4: Besides provides light and doesn't cost too much, you'll probably

946
00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:08,440
Speaker 4: buy the first one you see. Fast forward, though, if

947
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:11,600
Speaker 4: you spend ten years curating an aesthetic building your house. Now,

948
00:45:11,680 --> 00:45:13,640
Speaker 4: it really does matter what the lamp looks like. There's

949
00:45:13,680 --> 00:45:15,359
Speaker 4: a lot more in your life and in your home

950
00:45:15,440 --> 00:45:17,400
Speaker 4: that can clash with it. You might really have trouble

951
00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:18,799
Speaker 4: just taking one off the shelf.

952
00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:20,200
Speaker 2: And that's what it's like to date.

953
00:45:20,280 --> 00:45:22,279
Speaker 4: As you get older, you're trying to find someone more

954
00:45:22,360 --> 00:45:25,280
Speaker 4: successful than yourself, which just gets harder the higher and higher.

955
00:45:25,120 --> 00:45:25,400
Speaker 11: Up you go.

956
00:45:27,880 --> 00:45:29,279
Speaker 7: I kind of agree with this because I think the

957
00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:31,600
Speaker 7: more you date, so with each person, you should learn

958
00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:34,640
Speaker 7: oh I like this or I don't like this. Absolutely,

959
00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:38,040
Speaker 7: you slowly get closer to that person that you ideally

960
00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:38,360
Speaker 7: want to be.

961
00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:41,680
Speaker 5: So I did find out Tyler's standards when I was

962
00:45:41,719 --> 00:45:48,480
Speaker 5: on vacation with him. Make sure I mentioned.

963
00:45:48,320 --> 00:45:52,879
Speaker 2: Someone as a reminder. Have you been on a date

964
00:45:53,040 --> 00:45:54,759
Speaker 2: since you and Cabo broke up?

965
00:45:55,719 --> 00:45:55,759
Speaker 12: No?

966
00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:56,960
Speaker 2: I have not, haven't.

967
00:45:57,160 --> 00:45:59,759
Speaker 6: Why are you talking with somebody in the hallway before

968
00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:01,120
Speaker 6: we break about something?

969
00:46:01,280 --> 00:46:03,399
Speaker 2: A coworker? Yeah, I've had.

970
00:46:07,360 --> 00:46:07,400
Speaker 9: No.

971
00:46:07,520 --> 00:46:09,000
Speaker 7: I might go on a day soon, but I have.

972
00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:16,239
Speaker 2: Just checking in. She seems she seems very bubbly. We

973
00:46:17,760 --> 00:46:19,880
Speaker 2: we root for your happiness, well have to, because of

974
00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:23,120
Speaker 2: a man. It doesn't just you know, typically when you

975
00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:24,319
Speaker 2: know all things are you know.

976
00:46:25,239 --> 00:46:29,479
Speaker 1: Actually now that you mentioned right, yeah, that's great.

977
00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:32,200
Speaker 2: See the movie like that, they show like some big

978
00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:35,000
Speaker 2: romantic scene. The next the next scene is like the

979
00:46:35,080 --> 00:46:36,960
Speaker 2: elevator doors of the office opening up. They have a

980
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:42,080
Speaker 2: big smile on their face walking on Sunshine by Katrina

981
00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:42,479
Speaker 2: and the Waves.

982
00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:44,480
Speaker 1: That's Morgan.

983
00:46:44,560 --> 00:46:46,520
Speaker 7: I'm trying to have a better attitude. Thank you for noticing.

984
00:46:47,920 --> 00:46:50,960
Speaker 2: We know Morgan likes to rate things on a scale

985
00:46:50,960 --> 00:46:53,000
Speaker 2: of one to ten. She just can't help herself.

986
00:46:53,080 --> 00:46:53,520
Speaker 7: That's all I do.

987
00:46:53,920 --> 00:46:57,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, and so we've asked Morgan to give us when

988
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:01,560
Speaker 2: it comes to first dates. Maybe taco well would be

989
00:47:01,680 --> 00:47:03,360
Speaker 2: or wouldn't be. I don't know, like what is what

990
00:47:03,480 --> 00:47:03,880
Speaker 2: is Morgan?

991
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:04,040
Speaker 9: Like?

992
00:47:04,200 --> 00:47:07,000
Speaker 2: You know, women are the ones guys will whatever. They

993
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:08,319
Speaker 2: don't care what you do, where you go.

994
00:47:08,680 --> 00:47:09,239
Speaker 1: If you're awake.

995
00:47:09,280 --> 00:47:11,600
Speaker 2: They're just happy to be going out, you know. Yeah,

996
00:47:11,640 --> 00:47:14,680
Speaker 2: Oh she said, yes, cool, whatever you do whatever, fine,

997
00:47:15,120 --> 00:47:17,120
Speaker 2: especially in that early phase. You'll do even stuff that

998
00:47:17,160 --> 00:47:19,960
Speaker 2: you hate doing. It's fine, you know it. Women are

999
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:21,919
Speaker 2: way more judgmental about what the first dates.

1000
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:25,000
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, and no asking a girl like you can

1001
00:47:25,080 --> 00:47:27,120
Speaker 7: turn her off by asking to go to the wrong place.

1002
00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:30,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, so first date, ideas and places. Morgan will rate

1003
00:47:30,560 --> 00:47:31,920
Speaker 2: these on a scale one and ten. It could be

1004
00:47:31,960 --> 00:47:35,880
Speaker 2: helpful for the fellas, especially for you, Mangi and dumbass Tyler.

1005
00:47:36,239 --> 00:47:38,040
Speaker 7: Take some notes, Yeah, get them out.

1006
00:47:38,040 --> 00:47:40,000
Speaker 2: So we do find the next dumb ass Tina for

1007
00:47:41,239 --> 00:47:44,879
Speaker 2: For dumb ass Tyler, he'll know the yeses and nos

1008
00:47:44,880 --> 00:47:45,360
Speaker 2: of where to go.

1009
00:47:46,040 --> 00:47:46,799
Speaker 10: You're gonna help them.

1010
00:47:47,080 --> 00:47:48,520
Speaker 6: You got some responses on the test.

1011
00:47:49,960 --> 00:47:51,920
Speaker 7: Would it's like helping him make a wish kid. Oh,

1012
00:47:54,280 --> 00:47:55,680
Speaker 7: it's a good thing to do. It makes them feel

1013
00:47:55,680 --> 00:47:56,680
Speaker 7: good and fuzzy inside.

1014
00:47:56,960 --> 00:48:01,480
Speaker 2: Ouch, no offense. But dumb ass Tyler is ugly. There

1015
00:48:01,560 --> 00:48:03,800
Speaker 2: is no girl out there that wants to be attached

1016
00:48:03,840 --> 00:48:05,399
Speaker 2: to that. He's hella ugly.

1017
00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:11,799
Speaker 6: Everybody's yeah, man, he's a very handsome man.

1018
00:48:12,040 --> 00:48:14,239
Speaker 2: That's My wife's heard that a thousand times.

1019
00:48:14,120 --> 00:48:16,120
Speaker 6: In the same way that like Miss's dogs are cute

1020
00:48:16,160 --> 00:48:19,160
Speaker 6: even though they're drooling and covered and can't breathe.

1021
00:48:19,239 --> 00:48:22,959
Speaker 2: There's something, there's something baby. Yeah, I don't think that's true, Tyler.

1022
00:48:22,960 --> 00:48:31,759
Speaker 2: I think you're very handsome, agreed, striking right now, I

1023
00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:33,640
Speaker 2: think I know what that is. Yeah, this is the

1024
00:48:33,719 --> 00:48:38,320
Speaker 2: Woodie Show, all right. So the question is is it

1025
00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:41,239
Speaker 2: a good idea or a bad idea for a first

1026
00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:46,600
Speaker 2: date like places or think, yeah, whatever is that you

1027
00:48:46,640 --> 00:48:49,239
Speaker 2: want to do? And we brought in the person who

1028
00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:52,480
Speaker 2: loves to be the judgmental, the most judgmental on the show,

1029
00:48:52,480 --> 00:48:54,319
Speaker 2: and that would be Morgan. She loves to rate things

1030
00:48:54,400 --> 00:48:55,719
Speaker 2: on the scale and one to ten. You know, she's

1031
00:48:55,760 --> 00:48:57,280
Speaker 2: obsessed with it. She can't stop.

1032
00:48:57,719 --> 00:48:57,919
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1033
00:48:58,480 --> 00:49:00,920
Speaker 2: We then have a couple of people already texting in

1034
00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:03,600
Speaker 2: saying that their first date with their now wife was

1035
00:49:03,640 --> 00:49:06,440
Speaker 2: to a gun range. Hell, yeah, I love that. What

1036
00:49:06,520 --> 00:49:07,120
Speaker 2: would you give that?

1037
00:49:07,560 --> 00:49:09,520
Speaker 7: That's a ten out of ten? Although I'll say I've

1038
00:49:09,560 --> 00:49:12,759
Speaker 7: never been somewhere to ask me to go. I think

1039
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:15,440
Speaker 7: it's a great way to talk to someone and to

1040
00:49:15,680 --> 00:49:19,360
Speaker 7: try a new thing. Yeah, you've never done it. And girls,

1041
00:49:19,719 --> 00:49:21,480
Speaker 7: it's kind of hot to see a man shoot a gun.

1042
00:49:22,239 --> 00:49:22,800
Speaker 6: He's good at it.

1043
00:49:22,920 --> 00:49:25,400
Speaker 10: It's it'll dry you up faster than the hair if

1044
00:49:25,400 --> 00:49:26,000
Speaker 10: they keep missing.

1045
00:49:26,080 --> 00:49:26,719
Speaker 7: Okay, and there you go.

1046
00:49:27,440 --> 00:49:30,000
Speaker 2: You'll so gun range?

1047
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:31,279
Speaker 7: You give a what ten out of ten?

1048
00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:31,879
Speaker 12: Ten?

1049
00:49:32,560 --> 00:49:33,359
Speaker 1: All right? A ten?

1050
00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:34,040
Speaker 7: No experience?

1051
00:49:34,680 --> 00:49:39,080
Speaker 2: What about this one? This one I would put like

1052
00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:43,520
Speaker 2: a kind of under star gazing because this person said,

1053
00:49:44,320 --> 00:49:46,600
Speaker 2: took my wife to the beach on our first date

1054
00:49:47,320 --> 00:49:50,560
Speaker 2: with a cooler of fresh cut fruit and a bottle

1055
00:49:50,600 --> 00:49:54,080
Speaker 2: of Tito's and club soda, watch the sunset and finger banger.

1056
00:49:54,680 --> 00:49:55,799
Speaker 7: Now that's romantic.

1057
00:49:56,640 --> 00:49:57,120
Speaker 1: What do you think of that?

1058
00:49:58,440 --> 00:49:58,960
Speaker 6: Is there?

1059
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:01,560
Speaker 1: Well? Sand?

1060
00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:02,000
Speaker 9: Yeah?

1061
00:50:02,560 --> 00:50:07,680
Speaker 2: Okay, well blanket down, it gets every that's the worst.

1062
00:50:07,719 --> 00:50:09,640
Speaker 1: That's the worst thing to do with sand, I know.

1063
00:50:09,719 --> 00:50:13,320
Speaker 2: But if it's a covered enough, it's better than sex.

1064
00:50:14,640 --> 00:50:16,319
Speaker 6: Right, there's there's a third option. It's much better.

1065
00:50:16,360 --> 00:50:16,759
Speaker 1: What do you think?

1066
00:50:16,960 --> 00:50:19,919
Speaker 7: Okay, because you're a man. Uh So with the beach part,

1067
00:50:20,160 --> 00:50:22,400
Speaker 7: I'm giving that a five out of ten. I don't know,

1068
00:50:23,320 --> 00:50:25,399
Speaker 7: kind of played out. Yeah, it's played out and it's

1069
00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:27,880
Speaker 7: just like nothing to do right your people watching?

1070
00:50:28,360 --> 00:50:29,600
Speaker 6: Are we on a tropical beach?

1071
00:50:29,719 --> 00:50:31,960
Speaker 7: Are we just unless we're in vacation beach?

1072
00:50:32,120 --> 00:50:34,640
Speaker 2: But like, what about like the stargazing gazing?

1073
00:50:34,760 --> 00:50:36,319
Speaker 7: Okay, I give that like a nine out of ten

1074
00:50:36,360 --> 00:50:39,600
Speaker 7: because that can be kind of what really, Yeah, you

1075
00:50:39,640 --> 00:50:41,920
Speaker 7: can have I don't like small talk, Like, let's have

1076
00:50:42,040 --> 00:50:45,840
Speaker 7: deep conversations about the universe and like your dreams and stuff.

1077
00:50:45,920 --> 00:50:47,880
Speaker 7: You can do that when you're stargazing.

1078
00:50:48,560 --> 00:50:51,399
Speaker 14: The environment to open up begger conversations, right, Okay, I'm

1079
00:50:51,520 --> 00:50:52,160
Speaker 14: surprised this.

1080
00:50:52,280 --> 00:50:52,840
Speaker 1: Is coming from you.

1081
00:50:53,280 --> 00:50:55,719
Speaker 7: Yeah, I am too. Are you all looking at me crazy? Yeah,

1082
00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:57,920
Speaker 7: it's crazy, just surprising that you like it.

1083
00:50:58,120 --> 00:51:00,200
Speaker 6: Yeah, we would think that you would think this is I.

1084
00:51:00,239 --> 00:51:01,680
Speaker 7: Mean, make sure there's alcohol there for sure.

1085
00:51:01,760 --> 00:51:01,920
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1086
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:03,200
Speaker 8: Yeah.

1087
00:51:03,560 --> 00:51:05,600
Speaker 2: Another question of the text is knowing what they know

1088
00:51:05,680 --> 00:51:08,160
Speaker 2: about you. What about like a gym or a workout date?

1089
00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:13,719
Speaker 7: Ten out of ten? Okay, well there, you'll get out

1090
00:51:13,719 --> 00:51:15,400
Speaker 7: of the people the way that don't want to do that.

1091
00:51:15,560 --> 00:51:17,920
Speaker 7: That's fine. You want to be with someone that enjoys

1092
00:51:17,960 --> 00:51:19,920
Speaker 7: the same things as you. And it's the same as

1093
00:51:19,960 --> 00:51:22,000
Speaker 7: the gun range, Like it's hot looking at a man

1094
00:51:22,120 --> 00:51:25,239
Speaker 7: do something violent? Or with weights or.

1095
00:51:25,280 --> 00:51:29,200
Speaker 5: Athletics, are you testing them when you're with them at

1096
00:51:29,200 --> 00:51:29,839
Speaker 5: the gym to see?

1097
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:32,520
Speaker 6: Okay, if he can't bench this much, then he's out.

1098
00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:35,279
Speaker 7: No, because who cares about the number stuff? I will say,

1099
00:51:35,280 --> 00:51:37,319
Speaker 7: if you run weird, that's kind of a turn off.

1100
00:51:37,760 --> 00:51:41,440
Speaker 2: Ladies feel free to agree or disagree with Morgan on

1101
00:51:41,480 --> 00:51:43,520
Speaker 2: some of these On the text over to two two

1102
00:51:43,680 --> 00:51:47,839
Speaker 2: nine eight seven. What about going on a double date

1103
00:51:47,920 --> 00:51:48,680
Speaker 2: with another couple?

1104
00:51:49,120 --> 00:51:51,440
Speaker 7: Oh, okay, you know what I think. I like this.

1105
00:51:51,880 --> 00:51:54,160
Speaker 7: I've never done a double date before, but it's a

1106
00:51:54,200 --> 00:51:57,160
Speaker 7: good way to have more than one other person there.

1107
00:51:57,239 --> 00:51:59,600
Speaker 7: So if the conversation goes bland.

1108
00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:01,640
Speaker 2: First date, first it is terrible.

1109
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:04,040
Speaker 6: Is it really weird because you can't get the person

1110
00:52:04,080 --> 00:52:05,960
Speaker 6: because you're you're you're not you're not talking to them,

1111
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:07,000
Speaker 6: You're talking to everyone.

1112
00:52:07,480 --> 00:52:09,000
Speaker 7: Yeah, but you also want to make sure they get

1113
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:11,200
Speaker 7: along with you, yes, and how they interact with other people.

1114
00:52:12,040 --> 00:52:14,520
Speaker 7: I dated someone that didn't get along with my friends

1115
00:52:14,560 --> 00:52:18,160
Speaker 7: and it just didn't work. Shopping shop like going to

1116
00:52:18,280 --> 00:52:18,560
Speaker 7: the mall.

1117
00:52:18,680 --> 00:52:21,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's something that I think like menace might do they.

1118
00:52:23,320 --> 00:52:24,880
Speaker 5: Or back when you were like a kid, you know,

1119
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:27,400
Speaker 5: middle school, high school or something like that, like about

1120
00:52:27,400 --> 00:52:28,400
Speaker 5: their buying you stuff.

1121
00:52:28,800 --> 00:52:30,960
Speaker 7: See, I think I'm weird because I'm not the type

1122
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:33,160
Speaker 7: of girl that's like, yeah, go buy me stuff at

1123
00:52:33,200 --> 00:52:35,759
Speaker 7: the mall. It feels awkward to me. Yeah, which most

1124
00:52:35,840 --> 00:52:37,360
Speaker 7: girls will disagree with that completely.

1125
00:52:37,440 --> 00:52:39,080
Speaker 2: So you don't have to buy anything at the mall.

1126
00:52:39,080 --> 00:52:39,840
Speaker 2: You can just look at stuff.

1127
00:52:40,040 --> 00:52:40,759
Speaker 10: I think going to the.

1128
00:52:40,760 --> 00:52:42,080
Speaker 2: Mall and a data lame.

1129
00:52:42,280 --> 00:52:44,320
Speaker 7: I'm a I think it's kind of boring. I was

1130
00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:45,319
Speaker 7: going to do four out of ten.

1131
00:52:45,600 --> 00:52:48,239
Speaker 2: So, uh, this is a normal by the numbers that

1132
00:52:48,280 --> 00:52:51,080
Speaker 2: we're asking people about the most unacceptable activities on a

1133
00:52:51,200 --> 00:52:54,239
Speaker 2: on a date and physical activities swimming at taking a

1134
00:52:54,320 --> 00:52:58,879
Speaker 2: gym class, double dating, or shopping all the worst list. Really,

1135
00:52:59,120 --> 00:53:01,680
Speaker 2: all that stuff is like Nope. For me, I would

1136
00:53:01,680 --> 00:53:06,239
Speaker 2: think going to a movie or anything word or a

1137
00:53:06,360 --> 00:53:08,319
Speaker 2: concert because you don't talk for a first date.

1138
00:53:08,480 --> 00:53:11,520
Speaker 1: I think first date movie is the number one worst.

1139
00:53:11,600 --> 00:53:13,360
Speaker 7: Yes, yeah, because you're just sitting in silence.

1140
00:53:13,560 --> 00:53:13,920
Speaker 1: Terrible.

1141
00:53:14,160 --> 00:53:15,480
Speaker 7: You leave and it's like, I don't know.

1142
00:53:15,680 --> 00:53:18,200
Speaker 2: It was the point correct, There had to be something

1143
00:53:18,239 --> 00:53:21,480
Speaker 2: either before after the movie, be it like you grab coffee,

1144
00:53:21,560 --> 00:53:24,160
Speaker 2: dinner or something like that before after that event.

1145
00:53:24,320 --> 00:53:27,239
Speaker 7: But then that's like adding two three more hours.

1146
00:53:27,760 --> 00:53:30,040
Speaker 2: That's a date to a movie or a concert is

1147
00:53:30,080 --> 00:53:33,000
Speaker 2: fine if it's a date later on, but that first date.

1148
00:53:33,200 --> 00:53:35,920
Speaker 1: See, i'm a first The first date should always have

1149
00:53:36,040 --> 00:53:38,520
Speaker 1: an end time, yes, And I'm usually not a fan

1150
00:53:38,560 --> 00:53:41,280
Speaker 1: of end times, especially when it's you're invited to somebody's

1151
00:53:41,320 --> 00:53:43,120
Speaker 1: party and they say, oh it's from five to eight.

1152
00:53:43,200 --> 00:53:45,319
Speaker 1: That's super tacky. There should never be an end time,

1153
00:53:45,520 --> 00:53:47,960
Speaker 1: but for a first date there should be because if

1154
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:50,759
Speaker 1: it goes terribly off and out, you have an out. Yeah,

1155
00:53:50,760 --> 00:53:52,920
Speaker 1: it's great, you have something Oh good, I can't wait

1156
00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:53,600
Speaker 1: to see you again.

1157
00:53:53,680 --> 00:53:56,000
Speaker 2: Somebody gave me a good advice when I got divorced

1158
00:53:56,360 --> 00:53:57,879
Speaker 2: and I had to get back out there. And I'm

1159
00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:00,719
Speaker 2: terrible at all this stuff. This whole world is not

1160
00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:03,759
Speaker 2: for me, the dating thing, and so the one thing

1161
00:54:03,800 --> 00:54:06,319
Speaker 2: that I felt was very helpful. If somebody said, never

1162
00:54:07,239 --> 00:54:11,040
Speaker 2: schedule a first date for dinner, just say let's meet

1163
00:54:11,080 --> 00:54:13,160
Speaker 2: for drinks. Let's meet for a drink, like a happy

1164
00:54:13,200 --> 00:54:15,640
Speaker 2: hour kind of thing, because there's an alley like, oh, sorry,

1165
00:54:15,719 --> 00:54:18,759
Speaker 2: you know what, can't blah blah blah blah blah, got

1166
00:54:18,880 --> 00:54:20,640
Speaker 2: to get out of here, got this other thing going on.

1167
00:54:21,239 --> 00:54:23,640
Speaker 2: Let's schedule something done, you know, next week or something,

1168
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:26,600
Speaker 2: or if it goes really well, like hey, you want

1169
00:54:26,600 --> 00:54:28,080
Speaker 2: to grab something of me, are you hungry? I'm kind

1170
00:54:28,080 --> 00:54:30,680
Speaker 2: of hungry. Yeah, that's that was perfect.

1171
00:54:30,840 --> 00:54:31,480
Speaker 10: That makes sense.

1172
00:54:31,560 --> 00:54:33,279
Speaker 14: But also if you're supposed to go on, like if

1173
00:54:33,280 --> 00:54:34,560
Speaker 14: you're a girl and you're supposed to go on a

1174
00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:37,160
Speaker 14: dinner date and the guy's like, actually, let's just get drinks,

1175
00:54:37,760 --> 00:54:39,440
Speaker 14: that means like you just dropped down it.

1176
00:54:39,680 --> 00:54:43,400
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, I think happier with that, But it does

1177
00:54:43,520 --> 00:54:44,600
Speaker 7: mean he's probably talking to.

1178
00:54:44,640 --> 00:54:47,359
Speaker 2: Someone else on scale one to ten movie theater.

1179
00:54:47,760 --> 00:54:49,560
Speaker 7: In a movie it's one or it could be zero

1180
00:54:49,560 --> 00:54:53,080
Speaker 7: point five. Okay, dinner dinner, I give it a seven

1181
00:54:53,120 --> 00:54:56,160
Speaker 7: out of ten because you're there, you're having conversation, drinks

1182
00:54:56,160 --> 00:54:57,120
Speaker 7: and a free meal.

1183
00:54:57,880 --> 00:54:59,120
Speaker 2: First date drinks at a bar.

1184
00:54:59,640 --> 00:55:02,920
Speaker 7: Oh, nine out of ten. Also, you need alcohol to

1185
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:03,680
Speaker 7: kind of like being.

1186
00:55:03,719 --> 00:55:06,319
Speaker 2: Someone assume like coffee date kind of the same thing.

1187
00:55:06,360 --> 00:55:07,520
Speaker 2: We kind of group those together.

1188
00:55:07,520 --> 00:55:10,880
Speaker 7: I would think kind of they're different. But also I

1189
00:55:11,560 --> 00:55:14,480
Speaker 7: might like coffee date more just because it's shorter amount

1190
00:55:14,480 --> 00:55:17,360
Speaker 7: of time to what are your point? Continue it longer

1191
00:55:17,400 --> 00:55:20,080
Speaker 7: if you want, but it can be super quick. It's

1192
00:55:20,120 --> 00:55:22,040
Speaker 7: not the awkwardness of paying at the end.

1193
00:55:22,360 --> 00:55:23,680
Speaker 10: You ever bet on a coffee date?

1194
00:55:23,960 --> 00:55:24,200
Speaker 7: Really?

1195
00:55:24,360 --> 00:55:29,279
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's like a business media. It's very professional, very

1196
00:55:29,440 --> 00:55:31,960
Speaker 6: like sanitized incorporated.

1197
00:55:31,880 --> 00:55:36,120
Speaker 2: A dating thing called it's just coffee or it's just lunch.

1198
00:55:36,239 --> 00:55:38,000
Speaker 10: There's like coffee and bagel.

1199
00:55:38,440 --> 00:55:39,000
Speaker 6: And dates like that.

1200
00:55:39,040 --> 00:55:44,400
Speaker 5: They're always yeah to informally and drinks super fast, empty

1201
00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:45,480
Speaker 5: with the apps.

1202
00:55:45,520 --> 00:55:48,360
Speaker 15: Though it's become so popular because you don't know this

1203
00:55:48,440 --> 00:55:51,560
Speaker 15: person at all, so you really want the quick coffee dated.

1204
00:55:51,800 --> 00:55:53,480
Speaker 2: Sure, the coffee is ten.

1205
00:55:54,280 --> 00:55:55,400
Speaker 7: No, I'd go nine out of ten.

1206
00:55:55,800 --> 00:55:58,520
Speaker 2: Okay, it is the same as drinks at the ball drinks.

1207
00:55:59,760 --> 00:56:02,239
Speaker 2: That's you always know where you stand with people. If

1208
00:56:02,239 --> 00:56:04,600
Speaker 2: they never want to do dinner, it's just lunches. Yeah,

1209
00:56:04,920 --> 00:56:08,120
Speaker 2: you know, you're not really a priority. Yeah, they're not

1210
00:56:08,160 --> 00:56:10,239
Speaker 2: going to take time, especially if it's any kind of like,

1211
00:56:11,080 --> 00:56:14,120
Speaker 2: you know, business thing. If it's just like if it's

1212
00:56:14,160 --> 00:56:16,400
Speaker 2: never like we're going to meet for a business dinner,

1213
00:56:16,480 --> 00:56:20,400
Speaker 2: business dinner. Serious, they take you seriously, business lunch, no

1214
00:56:20,480 --> 00:56:22,000
Speaker 2: big deal. They get out of the office, they get

1215
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:22,640
Speaker 2: away for a little bit.

1216
00:56:22,719 --> 00:56:24,040
Speaker 1: That's they were going to do it anyway.

1217
00:56:24,320 --> 00:56:27,440
Speaker 2: Correct, correct, There, They are not committed to whatever it

1218
00:56:27,560 --> 00:56:30,040
Speaker 2: is you're talking about working on. It's just basically just

1219
00:56:30,080 --> 00:56:33,200
Speaker 2: to be nice. Good to know they'll do that. What

1220
00:56:33,360 --> 00:56:35,359
Speaker 2: about uh, bowling, you love bowling.

1221
00:56:35,600 --> 00:56:39,839
Speaker 7: Bowling ten out of ten. It's an activity, it's competitive,

1222
00:56:40,080 --> 00:56:42,080
Speaker 7: which you can be flirty and competitive in that way.

1223
00:56:42,200 --> 00:56:43,480
Speaker 7: There's drinks, there's food.

1224
00:56:44,200 --> 00:56:50,319
Speaker 2: I mean, okay, there is food. It's and I agree

1225
00:56:50,320 --> 00:56:51,719
Speaker 2: with you, it's a good date. But the food is

1226
00:56:51,760 --> 00:56:59,399
Speaker 2: you know, pizzas. That's that's all fine. Oh, big one.

1227
00:56:59,440 --> 00:57:01,880
Speaker 2: On the on the text, what about like like a

1228
00:57:01,920 --> 00:57:05,439
Speaker 2: plus wanted a wedding or some kind of like family event. Hell,

1229
00:57:06,080 --> 00:57:07,359
Speaker 2: why would you do that on a first date.

1230
00:57:07,640 --> 00:57:10,200
Speaker 7: I'm not gonna lie. I kind of like it. It's

1231
00:57:10,320 --> 00:57:12,160
Speaker 7: kind of a red flag, like if a guy were

1232
00:57:12,600 --> 00:57:15,680
Speaker 7: to invite me to his family event the first time, desperate,

1233
00:57:15,800 --> 00:57:18,040
Speaker 7: right kind of. But then at the same time, it's

1234
00:57:18,120 --> 00:57:19,360
Speaker 7: like getting past the small talk.

1235
00:57:19,440 --> 00:57:21,040
Speaker 6: I'm like, let's yeah.

1236
00:57:22,360 --> 00:57:22,920
Speaker 7: For a first.

1237
00:57:24,280 --> 00:57:27,840
Speaker 2: It's super risky for the guy because it is a

1238
00:57:27,960 --> 00:57:29,880
Speaker 2: family commitment. I have done wedding.

1239
00:57:30,120 --> 00:57:31,760
Speaker 6: I think I mentioned this. I did a wedding once,

1240
00:57:31,960 --> 00:57:35,080
Speaker 6: but it was for my fraternity brother's wedding, so he

1241
00:57:35,160 --> 00:57:38,080
Speaker 6: didn't care. I didn't care, and she found it quite lovely.

1242
00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:39,800
Speaker 2: So like, what are you giving that.

1243
00:57:42,800 --> 00:57:45,320
Speaker 7: I would like that it shows that like he's not

1244
00:57:45,560 --> 00:57:47,720
Speaker 7: talking to any other girls or married, or I don't.

1245
00:57:47,520 --> 00:57:49,520
Speaker 2: Want to go to a wedding ever. Yeah, let alone

1246
00:57:49,560 --> 00:57:52,320
Speaker 2: the first date of the wedding. Something you know that

1247
00:57:52,360 --> 00:57:53,840
Speaker 2: would be in a movie, so it would make it

1248
00:57:54,080 --> 00:57:57,160
Speaker 2: exciting and you don't know anyone, right, I mean I

1249
00:57:57,600 --> 00:57:59,439
Speaker 2: never dated people like this, but there are the people

1250
00:57:59,520 --> 00:58:02,880
Speaker 2: that like to do uh like a church date first

1251
00:58:02,960 --> 00:58:06,080
Speaker 2: date that's more like the you know, they meet through

1252
00:58:06,200 --> 00:58:09,280
Speaker 2: religious channels and they go to church yeah, we'll go. Yeah,

1253
00:58:09,280 --> 00:58:10,920
Speaker 2: we'll go to church on Sunday together, and that's the

1254
00:58:11,200 --> 00:58:13,920
Speaker 2: that's their first Day's terrible, the.

1255
00:58:13,960 --> 00:58:20,320
Speaker 7: Bules of their religion. But one eventful seven out of

1256
00:58:20,400 --> 00:58:23,360
Speaker 7: ten for that, just because it's tough, because a sporting

1257
00:58:23,400 --> 00:58:25,840
Speaker 7: event can last hours and hours. So if you're there

1258
00:58:25,880 --> 00:58:29,400
Speaker 7: and you're stuck with someone, that really, yeah suck. But

1259
00:58:29,520 --> 00:58:31,360
Speaker 7: there's always something to talk about, you.

1260
00:58:31,400 --> 00:58:33,840
Speaker 2: Know how you talking about escape rooms just in general,

1261
00:58:36,320 --> 00:58:41,840
Speaker 2: exactly that much work, puzzles, too much work done.

1262
00:58:41,800 --> 00:58:43,960
Speaker 6: But get I don't want to do it.

1263
00:58:44,160 --> 00:58:47,160
Speaker 7: It sounds like the stupidest crap I've ever heard, Greg, Like,

1264
00:58:47,400 --> 00:58:49,080
Speaker 7: the guy asked me to go to an escape room,

1265
00:58:49,120 --> 00:58:50,400
Speaker 7: I would be turned off.

1266
00:58:50,560 --> 00:58:53,440
Speaker 1: I would probably not get out. I suck at puzzles

1267
00:58:53,480 --> 00:58:55,160
Speaker 1: and stuff, but I think it would be fun.

1268
00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:59,080
Speaker 6: Greg, Sam, I don't love them, love them, but I

1269
00:58:59,080 --> 00:59:03,600
Speaker 6: think they're fun. Anything that's role playing and yeah, I

1270
00:59:03,600 --> 00:59:05,600
Speaker 6: don't want to know you're kind of like, yeah you are.

1271
00:59:06,320 --> 00:59:07,360
Speaker 2: I need to escape from this.

1272
00:59:08,360 --> 00:59:10,560
Speaker 10: I don't want to be like a murder history dinner.

1273
00:59:10,760 --> 00:59:13,000
Speaker 10: I don't want any of that bad story, none of that.

1274
00:59:13,520 --> 00:59:15,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like a one yeah, one one on

1275
00:59:15,920 --> 00:59:16,160
Speaker 2: that one.

1276
00:59:16,160 --> 00:59:16,400
Speaker 1: All right.

1277
00:59:16,400 --> 00:59:18,680
Speaker 2: So the normal by the numbers on this uh. Number

1278
00:59:18,720 --> 00:59:21,160
Speaker 2: one on the worst list was meeting the other person's

1279
00:59:21,200 --> 00:59:24,520
Speaker 2: family or having them meet your family, love it worse.

1280
00:59:25,120 --> 00:59:27,040
Speaker 2: Also not good taking them as your plus one to

1281
00:59:27,080 --> 00:59:30,200
Speaker 2: a wedding. We discussed that that's fine along with spending

1282
00:59:30,280 --> 00:59:32,760
Speaker 2: time at your place or their place. So if it's

1283
00:59:32,760 --> 00:59:34,600
Speaker 2: just like first dates, like hey, come on over and

1284
00:59:34,720 --> 00:59:36,920
Speaker 2: let's watch, that also means they're just.

1285
00:59:36,920 --> 00:59:37,400
Speaker 10: Trying to bang.

1286
00:59:37,760 --> 00:59:38,480
Speaker 6: It does mean that.

1287
00:59:38,680 --> 00:59:40,800
Speaker 7: But ladies, here's how you take back control. You can

1288
00:59:40,880 --> 00:59:42,760
Speaker 7: do that if you want. I'm not against it. If

1289
00:59:42,800 --> 00:59:45,840
Speaker 7: you go do that and you don't bang him, you've

1290
00:59:45,880 --> 00:59:48,720
Speaker 7: reclaimed the power. Right, They're gonna waste his time. He's

1291
00:59:48,720 --> 00:59:49,400
Speaker 7: gonna be upset.

1292
00:59:50,080 --> 00:59:52,200
Speaker 2: But why would you go into it. You're gonna waste

1293
00:59:52,240 --> 00:59:52,760
Speaker 2: his time.

1294
00:59:52,880 --> 00:59:55,560
Speaker 7: Because he wants He only wants to bang. He's not interested.

1295
00:59:55,640 --> 00:59:56,800
Speaker 2: Why would you say no to that date?

1296
00:59:56,880 --> 00:59:57,880
Speaker 1: Like, no game?

1297
00:59:58,320 --> 00:59:59,000
Speaker 2: Right exactly?

1298
00:59:59,080 --> 00:59:59,720
Speaker 7: Maybe you're bored?

1299
01:00:00,360 --> 01:00:01,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, so what would you what would you give that

1300
01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:04,920
Speaker 2: going to their place? Two out of ten, But for

1301
01:00:05,040 --> 01:00:08,000
Speaker 2: some women they can pull it off. Other Yeah, I

1302
01:00:08,040 --> 01:00:09,840
Speaker 2: think the other ones were like the uh, you know,

1303
01:00:10,040 --> 01:00:12,560
Speaker 2: physical activity, swimming, gym classes, things like that. On the

1304
01:00:12,600 --> 01:00:15,720
Speaker 2: flip side, the best options for a date again normal

1305
01:00:15,760 --> 01:00:18,400
Speaker 2: by the numbers, grabbing coffee, going for a walk.

1306
01:00:18,880 --> 01:00:21,200
Speaker 7: That stupid eighty years old.

1307
01:00:21,320 --> 01:00:24,320
Speaker 2: I put that bird with with hike. Yeah, people like

1308
01:00:24,400 --> 01:00:25,280
Speaker 2: to love to go hiking.

1309
01:00:25,360 --> 01:00:27,520
Speaker 7: Like you shouldn't do that if you're in a senior center.

1310
01:00:27,880 --> 01:00:28,080
Speaker 8: Yeah.

1311
01:00:28,760 --> 01:00:32,080
Speaker 1: I like something like a duck pond and you're walking around.

1312
01:00:34,040 --> 01:00:36,120
Speaker 7: That's okay, sorry, Greg Gay.

1313
01:00:39,360 --> 01:00:41,480
Speaker 2: I mean if you wonder man, this guy is definitely

1314
01:00:41,800 --> 01:00:42,240
Speaker 2: my pants.

1315
01:00:42,480 --> 01:00:42,840
Speaker 12: You want.

1316
01:00:45,040 --> 01:00:49,440
Speaker 7: Pond and look at ducks. It's not just love that.

1317
01:00:49,880 --> 01:00:51,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's ducks.

1318
01:00:51,160 --> 01:00:53,680
Speaker 15: If you came prepared with the bread and surprisers bread

1319
01:00:53,680 --> 01:00:55,360
Speaker 15: to feed the ducks, I would be still psyched.

1320
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Speaker 6: Sim there's a certain demographic now would be into.

1321
01:01:06,040 --> 01:01:08,120
Speaker 2: Going after dinner. We talked about grabbing drinks at the bar,

1322
01:01:08,240 --> 01:01:10,160
Speaker 2: talked about that going to a museum or an art

1323
01:01:10,200 --> 01:01:14,240
Speaker 2: gallery if it's a cool music Craig.

1324
01:01:14,560 --> 01:01:15,960
Speaker 1: I think museum would be cool.

1325
01:01:16,040 --> 01:01:18,439
Speaker 6: Yes, if it's a good museum, because you're always again,

1326
01:01:18,440 --> 01:01:21,600
Speaker 6: you're always talking about something totally. You got new stimulation

1327
01:01:21,720 --> 01:01:22,080
Speaker 6: all the time.

1328
01:01:22,120 --> 01:01:23,840
Speaker 1: You could see paintings, see artifacts.

1329
01:01:23,920 --> 01:01:24,200
Speaker 6: Thank you.

1330
01:01:28,040 --> 01:01:29,880
Speaker 2: They met their boyfriend at a Woody show event.

1331
01:01:29,920 --> 01:01:31,600
Speaker 1: What do you think about that?

1332
01:01:31,840 --> 01:01:32,120
Speaker 8: I do.

1333
01:01:33,600 --> 01:01:35,320
Speaker 7: If you go to an event where you're both into

1334
01:01:35,360 --> 01:01:37,320
Speaker 7: the same thing, both the listeners of the show.

1335
01:01:37,360 --> 01:01:41,200
Speaker 2: You what he proposed to his wife at a Woody

1336
01:01:41,240 --> 01:01:46,600
Speaker 2: Show event broadcast? Well, there was, Yeah, that was strategic, right.

1337
01:01:46,840 --> 01:01:49,080
Speaker 2: That was only because of her parents. That wasn't romantic

1338
01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:53,720
Speaker 2: her parents would have it wasn't It wasn't about the event.

1339
01:01:53,840 --> 01:01:57,400
Speaker 2: It was because her parents. She's so close to her parents,

1340
01:01:57,560 --> 01:02:01,280
Speaker 2: and I knew it would be cool for her to

1341
01:02:01,440 --> 01:02:05,640
Speaker 2: be able to have them, like, uh, experience it or

1342
01:02:06,120 --> 01:02:08,240
Speaker 2: they couldn't be there for it, but for them to

1343
01:02:08,320 --> 01:02:10,600
Speaker 2: be able to like listen in on it. So I

1344
01:02:10,720 --> 01:02:12,720
Speaker 2: knew we were doing a broadcast from this thing where

1345
01:02:12,800 --> 01:02:14,960
Speaker 2: she was going to be right like we were, you know,

1346
01:02:15,040 --> 01:02:17,360
Speaker 2: doing the long distance dating thing, and so that was

1347
01:02:17,600 --> 01:02:19,640
Speaker 2: an opportunity for them to be able to hear it.

1348
01:02:19,760 --> 01:02:21,280
Speaker 2: So they were streaming the broadcast.

1349
01:02:22,480 --> 01:02:23,280
Speaker 3: They know that.

1350
01:02:23,760 --> 01:02:26,439
Speaker 2: I told him, Yeah, I told him that happened because

1351
01:02:26,440 --> 01:02:28,600
Speaker 2: I asked the dad. You know, I did that whole

1352
01:02:28,640 --> 01:02:30,360
Speaker 2: thing because I knew that would be important to her.

1353
01:02:31,080 --> 01:02:32,520
Speaker 6: So they were did they go? So they weren't at

1354
01:02:32,560 --> 01:02:32,960
Speaker 6: the broadcast.

1355
01:02:32,960 --> 01:02:34,360
Speaker 2: They weren't have to know because it was like the

1356
01:02:34,440 --> 01:02:38,360
Speaker 2: stations like Christmas uh concert event that we were doing.

1357
01:02:38,920 --> 01:02:41,120
Speaker 2: And but I mean, you know, I just didget. I

1358
01:02:41,160 --> 01:02:43,200
Speaker 2: knew that was gonna be something that was uh you

1359
01:02:43,240 --> 01:02:46,280
Speaker 2: know streaming all yeah, right, yeah, it would it would

1360
01:02:46,280 --> 01:02:50,440
Speaker 2: be cool from before and all that. Exactly what he was.

1361
01:02:55,320 --> 01:02:55,720
Speaker 8: There was.

1362
01:02:57,320 --> 01:02:57,960
Speaker 2: Super important.

1363
01:02:57,960 --> 01:02:58,919
Speaker 1: It was very very cool.

1364
01:02:59,520 --> 01:03:02,080
Speaker 2: All Right, we'll take a break. Thank you, Morgan, thanks

1365
01:03:02,080 --> 01:03:04,560
Speaker 2: for having me. Yeah, anything else that was just number one,

1366
01:03:05,160 --> 01:03:07,400
Speaker 2: the number ones on the list that you had that

1367
01:03:07,480 --> 01:03:10,240
Speaker 2: we didn't cover, ideas that we didn't I.

1368
01:03:10,240 --> 01:03:12,560
Speaker 7: Will I will say going to a nightclub is not

1369
01:03:12,640 --> 01:03:13,360
Speaker 7: the worst idea.

1370
01:03:13,560 --> 01:03:15,480
Speaker 2: No, I'm looking for the bad ones. I'm trying. I'm

1371
01:03:15,480 --> 01:03:16,760
Speaker 2: trying to get the ones out there that you know,

1372
01:03:17,160 --> 01:03:19,200
Speaker 2: maybe people should bad ones.

1373
01:03:19,320 --> 01:03:20,680
Speaker 7: Zero aquarium. I don't like that.

1374
01:03:21,360 --> 01:03:21,600
Speaker 1: Wow.

1375
01:03:25,760 --> 01:03:30,600
Speaker 16: Maybe if you're ten, if you're ten on a day

1376
01:03:32,800 --> 01:03:35,760
Speaker 16: animals clinic, maybe not such a hot place.

1377
01:03:36,960 --> 01:03:39,960
Speaker 2: You just looking for just looking for an opportunity for

1378
01:03:40,080 --> 01:03:41,720
Speaker 2: us to really make sure that we're both clean going

1379
01:03:41,760 --> 01:03:42,560
Speaker 2: into this, right.

1380
01:03:42,760 --> 01:03:43,479
Speaker 7: Not a bad idea?

1381
01:03:43,960 --> 01:03:44,440
Speaker 6: Guys, do that?

1382
01:03:44,800 --> 01:03:46,320
Speaker 10: Give me your paperwork when.

1383
01:03:46,240 --> 01:03:48,320
Speaker 2: He shows next time, show.

1384
01:03:55,720 --> 01:03:55,959
Speaker 1: Show.

1385
01:04:00,040 --> 01:04:00,919
Speaker 6: All right, welcome back.

1386
01:04:01,400 --> 01:04:05,520
Speaker 2: We had a Morgan giving us her ratings on a

1387
01:04:05,560 --> 01:04:08,240
Speaker 2: scale of one to ten and best and worst ideas

1388
01:04:08,360 --> 01:04:13,040
Speaker 2: for first dates, things, things that the things that you

1389
01:04:13,080 --> 01:04:15,919
Speaker 2: can do there. Yeah, we're going to try to find

1390
01:04:16,920 --> 01:04:20,000
Speaker 2: dumb ass Tyler and we're going to try to find menji,

1391
01:04:21,200 --> 01:04:26,080
Speaker 2: a first dake, a first date. Well, SeaBASS is not

1392
01:04:26,120 --> 01:04:28,080
Speaker 2: going to get married. Yeah, I don't think mine.

1393
01:04:29,120 --> 01:04:31,360
Speaker 6: You don't want to be a coun I don't think

1394
01:04:31,440 --> 01:04:34,800
Speaker 6: my forever woman who is in the listening audience.

1395
01:04:34,600 --> 01:04:38,080
Speaker 1: Right now, Oh yeah, Like what does that mean?

1396
01:04:38,360 --> 01:04:40,240
Speaker 6: I think she's just you know, maybe she's in medical

1397
01:04:40,280 --> 01:04:43,280
Speaker 6: school or complete not school, but completing her you know,

1398
01:04:43,480 --> 01:04:44,760
Speaker 6: in residency or something like that.

1399
01:04:45,000 --> 01:04:47,880
Speaker 2: You know, he has somebody's specific in mind.

1400
01:04:48,120 --> 01:04:50,680
Speaker 6: She has her, she has this like something else going

1401
01:04:50,720 --> 01:04:52,920
Speaker 6: on in life, bigger and better things. Yeah, I've been

1402
01:04:53,000 --> 01:04:53,800
Speaker 6: listening to this show.

1403
01:04:57,200 --> 01:05:01,360
Speaker 2: So are you, uh, this is somebody you' currently No? No, no, no,

1404
01:05:01,720 --> 01:05:04,320
Speaker 2: I told you I'm not in a not in a relationship.

1405
01:05:04,400 --> 01:05:07,440
Speaker 2: Is there somebody you're targeting? I mean I feel like.

1406
01:05:09,520 --> 01:05:11,760
Speaker 1: I know somebody is.

1407
01:05:11,720 --> 01:05:14,760
Speaker 6: Currently dating Scooter Braun, but you're just holding out.

1408
01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:17,800
Speaker 2: You clid to be an expert of dating and slamming

1409
01:05:17,840 --> 01:05:21,320
Speaker 2: and things like this slamming short, but what what what

1410
01:05:21,720 --> 01:05:22,760
Speaker 2: is some of it? What have you found to be

1411
01:05:22,840 --> 01:05:25,040
Speaker 2: some of the best and worst ideas when it comes

1412
01:05:25,080 --> 01:05:27,080
Speaker 2: to like at least the first date. I think Greg

1413
01:05:27,120 --> 01:05:28,160
Speaker 2: and I are on the right page.

1414
01:05:28,240 --> 01:05:32,840
Speaker 6: You want something that is is active but not too active,

1415
01:05:33,520 --> 01:05:36,560
Speaker 6: that is intellectually stimulating but doesn't take up all your attentions.

1416
01:05:36,600 --> 01:05:40,560
Speaker 6: You can still converse, and so things like the museum

1417
01:05:40,920 --> 01:05:43,400
Speaker 6: a fun music not a boring, crappy.

1418
01:05:43,960 --> 01:05:45,280
Speaker 7: What's a fun museum.

1419
01:05:46,880 --> 01:05:48,240
Speaker 2: Like a city museum kind of thing.

1420
01:05:48,760 --> 01:05:51,000
Speaker 6: Stuff is I think more interesting than just walking around.

1421
01:05:50,760 --> 01:05:54,920
Speaker 1: The louver old boring paintings, were oil paintings or some

1422
01:05:54,960 --> 01:05:56,840
Speaker 1: of those boring interactive museum.

1423
01:05:57,120 --> 01:05:58,280
Speaker 10: Natural history is always fun.

1424
01:05:58,520 --> 01:06:01,680
Speaker 6: That's stuff explored.

1425
01:06:01,400 --> 01:06:03,440
Speaker 1: Times like the kind yeah, where you could do like

1426
01:06:03,840 --> 01:06:08,360
Speaker 1: science experience, Okay, stuff like that thank you planetarium type stuff.

1427
01:06:08,600 --> 01:06:11,240
Speaker 6: Yeah, and Morgan, we're kind of trailing off on this,

1428
01:06:11,360 --> 01:06:14,960
Speaker 6: but I think Morgan's obviously she's being honest about her opinions,

1429
01:06:15,000 --> 01:06:18,360
Speaker 6: but I think they're still heavily tinged by how we

1430
01:06:18,480 --> 01:06:20,080
Speaker 6: met Morgan, which she's got a bit of a club

1431
01:06:20,160 --> 01:06:22,600
Speaker 6: rat in her still. Yeah, So when she says I

1432
01:06:22,640 --> 01:06:24,200
Speaker 6: want to go to a nightclub, and Morgan, you didn't

1433
01:06:24,200 --> 01:06:26,960
Speaker 6: really explain why nightclubs are important for you because it

1434
01:06:27,040 --> 01:06:28,000
Speaker 6: shows you what about the guy.

1435
01:06:28,400 --> 01:06:29,920
Speaker 7: Well, I haven't been in a while, I'll say that.

1436
01:06:30,080 --> 01:06:32,080
Speaker 7: But if you take a man, or he takes you

1437
01:06:32,160 --> 01:06:34,480
Speaker 7: to a nightclub for the first date, it's a good

1438
01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:37,000
Speaker 7: judge of if he's in the streets right, if he

1439
01:06:37,120 --> 01:06:39,880
Speaker 7: knows the people like the model service girls, or if

1440
01:06:39,920 --> 01:06:42,360
Speaker 7: he gets in and doesn't have to pay expert a

1441
01:06:42,440 --> 01:06:44,160
Speaker 7: good thing. That's a bad thing.

1442
01:06:44,280 --> 01:06:44,919
Speaker 2: Oh it's bad.

1443
01:06:45,120 --> 01:06:46,800
Speaker 7: I mean, if you want to be a club rat forever,

1444
01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:48,960
Speaker 7: that's good. But he's going to have twenty other club

1445
01:06:49,040 --> 01:06:49,840
Speaker 7: rats on his post.

1446
01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:52,280
Speaker 5: So you've paid attention to everything that she said. The

1447
01:06:52,400 --> 01:06:55,800
Speaker 5: thing that she keeps on bringing up is finding out

1448
01:06:55,920 --> 01:06:57,880
Speaker 5: if he's talking to other people. That seems to be

1449
01:06:57,960 --> 01:06:59,120
Speaker 5: the most important thing to you.

1450
01:06:59,640 --> 01:07:01,600
Speaker 7: It is because I think the world we live in now,

1451
01:07:02,360 --> 01:07:05,600
Speaker 7: it's so hard to have that trust that they're not

1452
01:07:05,760 --> 01:07:07,240
Speaker 7: cheating on you or talking to someone.

1453
01:07:08,320 --> 01:07:10,040
Speaker 6: That what Menister is also saying there is it's very

1454
01:07:10,080 --> 01:07:12,360
Speaker 6: revealing of the types of guys she's even talking to

1455
01:07:12,480 --> 01:07:12,920
Speaker 6: to begin with.

1456
01:07:13,560 --> 01:07:14,920
Speaker 2: That doesn't that doesn't even.

1457
01:07:14,840 --> 01:07:17,520
Speaker 5: Enter mind, because she's not changing your environment to get

1458
01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:19,160
Speaker 5: away from those type of guys.

1459
01:07:19,440 --> 01:07:21,720
Speaker 6: She's afraid when you when you when you really like again,

1460
01:07:21,960 --> 01:07:24,760
Speaker 6: I'll give complete kudos and props to Sammy here when

1461
01:07:24,800 --> 01:07:26,640
Speaker 6: you don't even but that's not even anything.

1462
01:07:26,680 --> 01:07:29,840
Speaker 2: You're even on this on your radar. It's not a concern. Yeah,

1463
01:07:29,840 --> 01:07:31,400
Speaker 2: you're not exposed to it for the club.

1464
01:07:31,520 --> 01:07:33,080
Speaker 7: Like it's like I want a guy who doesn't know

1465
01:07:33,120 --> 01:07:33,680
Speaker 7: where the club is.

1466
01:07:36,120 --> 01:07:37,440
Speaker 6: I don't have to touch him on that because I

1467
01:07:37,480 --> 01:07:39,800
Speaker 6: know it's nothing in his world whatsoever. And the thing

1468
01:07:39,880 --> 01:07:41,240
Speaker 6: goes for me as a guy, I know that's that's

1469
01:07:41,320 --> 01:07:43,720
Speaker 6: nothing in her world whatsoever, because that's just problems and

1470
01:07:43,800 --> 01:07:45,480
Speaker 6: drama and it's a whole world. I don't want to

1471
01:07:45,480 --> 01:07:45,880
Speaker 6: be involved.

1472
01:07:45,880 --> 01:07:46,680
Speaker 7: But it's still fun though.

1473
01:07:46,720 --> 01:07:52,000
Speaker 2: Sometimes Again, here's something like certain professions team seem to

1474
01:07:52,200 --> 01:07:56,360
Speaker 2: attract certain people or personalities, right, Like what's a profession

1475
01:07:56,480 --> 01:07:59,960
Speaker 2: you'd never date? They were asking people that, and chef

1476
01:08:00,360 --> 01:08:01,920
Speaker 2: is always at the top of the list, and ask

1477
01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:04,920
Speaker 2: you that question because they're working at night on the weekends,

1478
01:08:05,000 --> 01:08:09,800
Speaker 2: they're always you know, that's right. You know I've heard

1479
01:08:09,840 --> 01:08:15,760
Speaker 2: those stories a ton, Like everybody's just like slamming, commercial pilot, surgeon,

1480
01:08:15,880 --> 01:08:20,519
Speaker 2: police officer, firefighter, all those professions give the people in

1481
01:08:20,680 --> 01:08:24,040
Speaker 2: them like this, like you know, uh complex, because you

1482
01:08:24,120 --> 01:08:26,360
Speaker 2: know they're holding people's safety in the palm of their hands.

1483
01:08:26,360 --> 01:08:28,920
Speaker 2: They have that kind of like hero Yeah.

1484
01:08:29,560 --> 01:08:32,559
Speaker 14: And also everyone and everyone besides the surgeon. You don't

1485
01:08:32,600 --> 01:08:33,920
Speaker 14: know where they're you can't find them.

1486
01:08:35,360 --> 01:08:37,080
Speaker 2: I'm saying like when, because what they did is they

1487
01:08:37,120 --> 01:08:38,800
Speaker 2: asked a ton of people this stuff and then they

1488
01:08:38,880 --> 01:08:41,280
Speaker 2: compared it to other They Hey, what profession would you

1489
01:08:41,360 --> 01:08:44,000
Speaker 2: not date and why? And then you start finding out

1490
01:08:44,000 --> 01:08:46,800
Speaker 2: about these kind of like, uh, these personality things. I

1491
01:08:46,840 --> 01:08:50,240
Speaker 2: don't professions, the hero complex. I think it's you know

1492
01:08:50,400 --> 01:08:52,240
Speaker 2: a lot of people are like a god complex.

1493
01:08:52,400 --> 01:08:52,439
Speaker 4: No.

1494
01:08:52,600 --> 01:08:54,280
Speaker 5: No, I think a lot of people are attracted to

1495
01:08:54,360 --> 01:08:58,240
Speaker 5: people that are in suits, right, like a police uniforms

1496
01:08:58,680 --> 01:09:01,960
Speaker 5: and so they so, yeah, they get more options and a.

1497
01:09:02,000 --> 01:09:04,800
Speaker 2: Commercial pilot with again props to what are here? Things

1498
01:09:04,840 --> 01:09:08,400
Speaker 2: are just those are responsible boy scout boring people. I

1499
01:09:08,479 --> 01:09:10,040
Speaker 2: mean I would love to date a pilot.

1500
01:09:10,160 --> 01:09:10,200
Speaker 4: No.

1501
01:09:10,320 --> 01:09:14,719
Speaker 15: I would say those jobs specifically are odd hours away

1502
01:09:15,000 --> 01:09:15,360
Speaker 15: a lot.

1503
01:09:17,400 --> 01:09:19,640
Speaker 2: And you hear about like uh, pilots and flight at

1504
01:09:19,680 --> 01:09:22,439
Speaker 2: tenants and stuff on layout like that's like there's going

1505
01:09:22,720 --> 01:09:26,040
Speaker 2: a lot of party. I did I did see something

1506
01:09:26,360 --> 01:09:28,240
Speaker 2: uh just the other day, I know, I just texted

1507
01:09:28,360 --> 01:09:31,000
Speaker 2: to my wife and I'm like, wow, uh yeah. Top

1508
01:09:31,080 --> 01:09:34,840
Speaker 2: five sexiest male jobs. Number one is pilot. Number five

1509
01:09:35,160 --> 01:09:36,839
Speaker 2: is TV or radio presenter.

1510
01:09:36,880 --> 01:09:37,160
Speaker 1: I'm like.

1511
01:09:38,880 --> 01:09:41,599
Speaker 6: That, double dipping the hottest guy ever.

1512
01:09:42,320 --> 01:09:48,559
Speaker 2: Professions you should never date influencers, teachers, politician, lawyer, Well,

1513
01:09:48,640 --> 01:09:50,720
Speaker 2: teachers just because they're poor and stupid. Well says, for

1514
01:09:50,800 --> 01:09:53,920
Speaker 2: some reason, it's drama filled. It's a drama filled and

1515
01:09:54,080 --> 01:09:58,120
Speaker 2: toxic profession, and teachers are drama hungry. That's what they Again,

1516
01:09:58,320 --> 01:10:00,880
Speaker 2: I'm passing the information on this is my take on it.

1517
01:10:02,200 --> 01:10:02,960
Speaker 7: Why not a lawyer.

1518
01:10:04,120 --> 01:10:06,360
Speaker 2: They are trained to pick apart arguments and they do

1519
01:10:06,439 --> 01:10:08,120
Speaker 2: the same in their relationships. I could see that.

1520
01:10:09,720 --> 01:10:10,240
Speaker 7: Good money.

1521
01:10:11,000 --> 01:10:12,439
Speaker 6: I think it depends on the type of lawyer, like,

1522
01:10:12,520 --> 01:10:15,719
Speaker 6: you know, yeah, sure, trial lawyers. Sure, my dad tax attorney.

1523
01:10:16,040 --> 01:10:18,880
Speaker 2: He is so boring. Yeah, and not like a public defender.

1524
01:10:18,920 --> 01:10:19,800
Speaker 6: They don't make much right.

1525
01:10:20,200 --> 01:10:23,599
Speaker 2: Also on the list of stand up comic, yeah, they're.

1526
01:10:23,400 --> 01:10:25,559
Speaker 6: Always they're always on, they're always traveling, they're angry.

1527
01:10:25,760 --> 01:10:27,320
Speaker 2: Yes, is too many of the interviews stand up as

1528
01:10:27,360 --> 01:10:30,080
Speaker 2: a replacement for therapy. There you go, and the pay

1529
01:10:30,400 --> 01:10:33,000
Speaker 2: is only good if you're one of the top comics.

1530
01:10:32,800 --> 01:10:34,920
Speaker 5: And if you listen to a podcast the amount of

1531
01:10:35,160 --> 01:10:37,200
Speaker 5: STDs they said they've had this in.

1532
01:10:39,080 --> 01:10:42,880
Speaker 2: Here's a random one. The profession you shouldn't date palaeontologist

1533
01:10:43,240 --> 01:10:45,559
Speaker 2: why says the work takes them away for months at

1534
01:10:45,600 --> 01:10:56,960
Speaker 2: a time and museum pay is crap. Jones Show be

1535
01:10:57,160 --> 01:10:59,439
Speaker 2: thinking about this because we have the topic coming up

1536
01:10:59,479 --> 01:11:02,040
Speaker 2: this hour what did your dog eat that you ended

1537
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Speaker 2: up at the vet? What did your dog eat that

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01:11:05,120 --> 01:11:07,080
Speaker 2: you ended up at the vet? That's coming up this

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01:11:07,200 --> 01:11:07,639
Speaker 2: hour here.

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Speaker 1: On the show.

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Speaker 2: You'll be able to call in with your story. I

1542
01:11:10,360 --> 01:11:14,240
Speaker 2: was watching some videos online and it was just video

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01:11:14,280 --> 01:11:16,240
Speaker 2: after video of dogs of the vet and the things

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01:11:16,280 --> 01:11:19,320
Speaker 2: that they were retrieving, like they went right down the

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01:11:19,400 --> 01:11:22,240
Speaker 2: throat and pulled like like a full pair of leggings

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01:11:23,200 --> 01:11:24,120
Speaker 2: like Lulu Lemons.

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01:11:24,680 --> 01:11:29,519
Speaker 6: Like it's a yeah, now, how did you physically swallow

1548
01:11:29,560 --> 01:11:30,320
Speaker 6: that your dog?

1549
01:11:30,479 --> 01:11:31,080
Speaker 2: An alligator?

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01:11:31,439 --> 01:11:31,639
Speaker 11: Right?

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01:11:33,080 --> 01:11:34,880
Speaker 1: Is your dog ever thrown up after eating? And it's

1552
01:11:34,960 --> 01:11:37,800
Speaker 1: just a perfectly intact meal like ew right on the floor.

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01:11:38,120 --> 01:11:41,639
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like they didn't even didn't what the ball

1554
01:11:41,720 --> 01:11:43,519
Speaker 2: for him. I mean, if you're.

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01:11:46,040 --> 01:11:49,280
Speaker 1: Sometimes you have a massive dog, is it thrown up

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01:11:49,320 --> 01:11:51,479
Speaker 1: and it's just like there's the little pieces of carrot,

1557
01:11:51,520 --> 01:11:53,040
Speaker 1: there's the meat, it's all perfectly.

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01:11:53,240 --> 01:11:54,479
Speaker 6: Sometimes they want to re eat it.

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01:11:54,520 --> 01:11:57,000
Speaker 2: It's the kibble that like hip usually does. The other

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01:11:57,040 --> 01:11:58,840
Speaker 2: thing that drives us nuts is like she'll be eating

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01:11:59,400 --> 01:12:02,840
Speaker 2: and then the Amazon delivery comes and they ring the

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01:12:02,920 --> 01:12:06,000
Speaker 2: doorbell and she has a mouthful of food and she's

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01:12:06,080 --> 01:12:09,639
Speaker 2: now barking and running towards the door and full kibble

1564
01:12:10,080 --> 01:12:12,640
Speaker 2: bias of the like again, it's like she exploded.

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Speaker 1: Shoot up.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, anyway, Uh, we have your stories on that coming up.

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01:12:17,880 --> 01:12:20,040
Speaker 2: What did your dog eat that you ended up in

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01:12:20,120 --> 01:12:21,320
Speaker 2: the vet. We're gonna get to that. But we do

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01:12:21,560 --> 01:12:33,880
Speaker 2: have Sea Bass here with some dugan news. Yes, so

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01:12:34,080 --> 01:12:35,760
Speaker 2: this is a nice little lead into our.

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01:12:35,760 --> 01:12:40,240
Speaker 6: Top sweet stories of really little angels Earth, our dugans,

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01:12:40,280 --> 01:12:41,000
Speaker 6: our little babies.

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01:12:41,720 --> 01:12:42,599
Speaker 1: They're mirror babies.

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01:12:42,760 --> 01:12:45,479
Speaker 6: And we'll start in Florida via CBS Chicago. For some

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01:12:45,600 --> 01:12:47,840
Speaker 6: reason of a of a little dog who went out

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01:12:47,920 --> 01:12:50,040
Speaker 6: with its very older owner.

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Speaker 1: Okay, just.

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01:12:53,200 --> 01:12:56,639
Speaker 2: The strong husband called the Sheriff's department in Okaloosa County

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01:12:56,760 --> 01:12:59,120
Speaker 2: to find his eighty six year old wife, who was

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01:12:59,200 --> 01:13:01,400
Speaker 2: miss after the dog for a walk.

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01:13:01,400 --> 01:13:02,639
Speaker 11: She never takes morning.

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01:13:03,080 --> 01:13:04,240
Speaker 1: Fifteen minutes.

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01:13:07,200 --> 01:13:10,000
Speaker 6: Devin knew gets in her cars to search.

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Speaker 1: Here's the dogs.

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Speaker 8: Hi, Hey, where's the lot stood?

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01:13:17,560 --> 01:13:20,280
Speaker 2: And the dogs leads her straight to the woman who

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Speaker 2: had fallen on the sun and couldn't get up. He

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01:13:24,360 --> 01:13:26,840
Speaker 2: wouldn't leave him coming back to me.

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Speaker 4: He ran up to my car and I said, bring

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Speaker 4: me to your mommy, and he ran back.

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01:13:31,200 --> 01:13:33,439
Speaker 10: Here he come up to your car.

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Speaker 7: A sweet good boy.

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01:13:37,800 --> 01:13:40,559
Speaker 2: The woman is recovery thanks to her four legged hero.

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Speaker 11: I'm not even he is over on his grandmother.

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Speaker 2: Oh, good boy, you're so good.

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Speaker 8: It's just.

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Speaker 4: Okay.

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01:13:51,479 --> 01:13:54,160
Speaker 2: I kept waiting for the part where like the dog

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01:13:54,280 --> 01:13:56,280
Speaker 2: went and got help, and then when they came back,

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Speaker 2: the dog killed the woman.

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Speaker 1: That's terrible.

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01:14:03,560 --> 01:14:06,599
Speaker 2: It's typically how these news stories from sea bask.

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01:14:06,640 --> 01:14:08,840
Speaker 6: I think I said, angels on Earth, our little babies.

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01:14:09,479 --> 01:14:11,960
Speaker 6: You stayed with the grandma kept coming back to the

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01:14:12,760 --> 01:14:14,720
Speaker 6: Is it wrong that I'm slightly disappointed?

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01:14:15,760 --> 01:14:15,920
Speaker 8: God?

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01:14:15,960 --> 01:14:19,879
Speaker 10: You guys are will We've been trained to expect.

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01:14:19,920 --> 01:14:24,439
Speaker 2: It's nice a terrible stories are coming up?

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01:14:25,000 --> 01:14:28,800
Speaker 6: Are man's best friend grandma's best friend? Did you even

1610
01:14:28,880 --> 01:14:29,679
Speaker 6: know they.

1611
01:14:29,640 --> 01:14:32,639
Speaker 2: Might be your little Horsey's best friend? From ko A seven,

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01:14:34,920 --> 01:14:36,519
Speaker 2: the pit bull attacks a horse.

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Speaker 7: Supporter.

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01:14:38,000 --> 01:14:40,080
Speaker 9: Amberley tells us how the horse is doing and what

1615
01:14:40,200 --> 01:14:41,400
Speaker 9: the dog's owner is pledging.

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01:14:41,680 --> 01:14:46,920
Speaker 2: I know, Okay, wait, pile pimple attacks like a regular

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01:14:46,960 --> 01:14:51,479
Speaker 2: sized horse. Usually they love babies, but full size so

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01:14:51,960 --> 01:14:54,439
Speaker 2: really hard. Who won.

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01:14:56,280 --> 01:14:56,760
Speaker 6: Full size?

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01:14:57,240 --> 01:15:00,000
Speaker 2: Dumbas Tyler, You're like wagering on stuff. Who would you say? Who?

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01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:01,719
Speaker 2: Who is the horse? Okay?

1622
01:15:02,160 --> 01:15:04,320
Speaker 6: Or is it I'm going to say that this horse

1623
01:15:04,600 --> 01:15:06,240
Speaker 6: kicked that pit bull in the face with a time.

1624
01:15:06,240 --> 01:15:14,080
Speaker 2: Like okay, it got put down? Yeah, money, I don't know.

1625
01:15:14,760 --> 01:15:16,640
Speaker 2: I heard a story at one point. I think it

1626
01:15:16,680 --> 01:15:19,560
Speaker 2: was Greg Lloyd who played for the Pittsburgh Steelers. He

1627
01:15:19,640 --> 01:15:22,040
Speaker 2: had like those bull masteps or whatever, and it killed

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01:15:22,040 --> 01:15:24,680
Speaker 2: the neighbor's horse. Yeah, that's a bull mastive, which is

1629
01:15:24,760 --> 01:15:29,520
Speaker 2: bigger than may have just lost. Not as violent blood though.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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01:15:30,479 --> 01:15:34,440
Speaker 2: Bull masses, Yeah, they kill people and they can't be discouraged.

1632
01:15:34,640 --> 01:15:36,760
Speaker 2: Like once this time they're going to kill they they

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01:15:37,560 --> 01:15:39,479
Speaker 2: you know, that's where the whole time like a pit

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01:15:39,560 --> 01:15:45,800
Speaker 2: bull horse. Yeah right, let's go back to the store horse.

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Speaker 9: Action seven News reporter Amberlee tells us how the horse

1636
01:15:48,760 --> 01:15:51,200
Speaker 9: is doing and what the dog's owner is pledging. It's

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01:15:51,240 --> 01:15:53,040
Speaker 9: been a rough couple of days for this thirteen year

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01:15:53,040 --> 01:15:56,400
Speaker 9: old horse named Gators. It was viciously attacked by a

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01:15:56,479 --> 01:15:59,519
Speaker 9: pit bull Sunday afternoon. Pit bull bit the horse between

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01:15:59,600 --> 01:16:01,600
Speaker 9: the back legs and then on the neck, pulling the

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01:16:01,680 --> 01:16:04,080
Speaker 9: horse to the ground. You can still see dry blood

1642
01:16:04,120 --> 01:16:06,960
Speaker 9: and horse hair on Rudy and Patty Pino's property. So

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01:16:08,600 --> 01:16:10,880
Speaker 9: Patty was riding Gaiter when the dog attacked, but she

1644
01:16:11,120 --> 01:16:13,320
Speaker 9: was not hurt. Her husband says he tried to kick

1645
01:16:13,360 --> 01:16:15,800
Speaker 9: the dog off his horse, pushing it away before he

1646
01:16:15,880 --> 01:16:16,879
Speaker 9: pulled out his shotgun.

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01:16:18,560 --> 01:16:19,160
Speaker 6: What happened there?

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01:16:19,520 --> 01:16:22,240
Speaker 9: Lindsay County Animal Control has now filed charges against the

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01:16:22,280 --> 01:16:24,160
Speaker 9: Piples owner, Jasmine Baka.

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Speaker 12: I am extremely sorry for any damage that my dog

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01:16:29,080 --> 01:16:31,800
Speaker 12: caused toot their animals. My husband and I are willing

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01:16:31,880 --> 01:16:35,200
Speaker 12: to work with the owners of the horse to provide

1653
01:16:35,280 --> 01:16:39,960
Speaker 12: compensations for the damages to stupid wouldn't.

1654
01:16:39,600 --> 01:16:41,360
Speaker 2: Be crazy, Like the horse is named Gator, but the

1655
01:16:41,439 --> 01:16:43,400
Speaker 2: pit poll that attacked its name by the princess or

1656
01:16:43,439 --> 01:16:45,439
Speaker 2: something just acious attack.

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01:16:45,479 --> 01:16:47,280
Speaker 1: It wasn't a gentle attack.

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Speaker 6: Guys, there was a silver lining there.

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01:16:48,840 --> 01:16:51,120
Speaker 2: When's the last time you heard a sorry and like

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01:16:51,200 --> 01:16:52,080
Speaker 2: apologetic pitpole?

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01:16:52,160 --> 01:16:59,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, and I'm willing to pay money. Oh wow, this

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01:16:59,400 --> 01:17:04,960
Speaker 5: really goes against all. That's why it's due, you said.

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01:17:04,880 --> 01:17:05,439
Speaker 6: Nanny dog.

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01:17:05,720 --> 01:17:07,080
Speaker 1: So wait, the horses alive?

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01:17:07,160 --> 01:17:08,320
Speaker 2: I won, right, yeah, you won?

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01:17:08,560 --> 01:17:09,960
Speaker 6: Yeah I did it.

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01:17:10,040 --> 01:17:14,160
Speaker 2: Did bring it to the ground, didn't, didn't kick it? Well,

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01:17:14,240 --> 01:17:17,800
Speaker 2: yeah yeah it lived. Got Dougan news all right, So.

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01:17:17,840 --> 01:17:20,640
Speaker 6: That surprised one of the trillion pitpo owner. That's a

1670
01:17:20,680 --> 01:17:23,840
Speaker 6: nice decent person. Eventually, let's see if one who brought

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01:17:23,880 --> 01:17:26,200
Speaker 6: their their pitbull on the train in New York City

1672
01:17:26,320 --> 01:17:27,040
Speaker 6: is the same way.

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01:17:32,760 --> 01:17:35,320
Speaker 9: Commuter circle around with the pit bull its teeth tightly

1674
01:17:35,400 --> 01:17:36,360
Speaker 9: clenched around a woman.

1675
01:17:36,880 --> 01:17:38,920
Speaker 7: It was around three pm Friday on the four train

1676
01:17:38,960 --> 01:17:39,880
Speaker 7: approaching Wall Street.

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01:17:40,120 --> 01:17:40,439
Speaker 4: Tay C.

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01:17:40,640 --> 01:17:42,599
Speaker 9: King says it all started when the dog owner sat

1679
01:17:42,680 --> 01:17:44,519
Speaker 9: his pit bull on the seat next to the woman.

1680
01:17:45,080 --> 01:17:47,120
Speaker 2: She's like, the dog don't belong on the sea. He's like,

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01:17:47,200 --> 01:17:48,200
Speaker 2: I'm not moving on dog.

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01:17:48,439 --> 01:17:51,439
Speaker 3: She pushes it. What is the dog doing on the chair?

1683
01:17:52,200 --> 01:17:54,400
Speaker 3: He's just He's like, yo, do not push my dog.

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01:17:54,560 --> 01:17:56,719
Speaker 3: She does it one more time and he just goes swinging,

1685
01:17:56,960 --> 01:18:01,240
Speaker 3: of course, and he's jumping on her. But she moves

1686
01:18:01,320 --> 01:18:03,760
Speaker 3: back and that's when he catches hold of her shoe

1687
01:18:03,800 --> 01:18:07,920
Speaker 3: and he was not letting it go. Other writers keep

1688
01:18:07,960 --> 01:18:11,000
Speaker 3: their distance as the owner wrestles the dog off, fights collar.

1689
01:18:12,520 --> 01:18:14,439
Speaker 10: Them, throws the woman's shoe back at.

1690
01:18:14,439 --> 01:18:16,080
Speaker 3: Her because at the same time, you want to help her,

1691
01:18:16,160 --> 01:18:17,680
Speaker 3: but you don't want the dog to turn on you.

1692
01:18:18,520 --> 01:18:22,080
Speaker 2: Just he never told the dog to let her go.

1693
01:18:22,320 --> 01:18:22,680
Speaker 12: At all.

1694
01:18:22,960 --> 01:18:25,479
Speaker 9: The MTA says it allows dogs on subway cars, but

1695
01:18:25,560 --> 01:18:28,520
Speaker 9: they must be contained to a carrying case. A spokesperson

1696
01:18:28,600 --> 01:18:31,439
Speaker 9: told us the video is disturbing and a clear violation

1697
01:18:31,720 --> 01:18:32,360
Speaker 9: of our rules.

1698
01:18:33,160 --> 01:18:35,080
Speaker 2: Big dogs are not supposed to be on the train.

1699
01:18:35,160 --> 01:18:40,120
Speaker 6: It's yeah, you can't. You can't find a container that

1700
01:18:40,200 --> 01:18:40,640
Speaker 6: contained that.

1701
01:18:41,640 --> 01:18:43,760
Speaker 7: She pushed the dog, so yeah, that's her first.

1702
01:18:44,280 --> 01:18:46,760
Speaker 5: I'm team dog on this one because look, don't start

1703
01:18:46,840 --> 01:18:47,720
Speaker 5: no issh, won't be no it.

1704
01:18:47,840 --> 01:18:51,760
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, So it was her fault. She

1705
01:18:51,880 --> 01:18:55,240
Speaker 6: pushed the dog. The dog responded the second the lady

1706
01:18:55,280 --> 01:18:57,920
Speaker 6: you heard second secondarily was obviously more street smart. I

1707
01:18:57,960 --> 01:18:59,800
Speaker 6: don't care what this pitbull is doing. You touch it,

1708
01:18:59,880 --> 01:19:02,640
Speaker 6: you could lose it your whole life. Yeah did you?

1709
01:19:02,960 --> 01:19:06,400
Speaker 10: More than She's like, nobody ever told this dog to stop.

1710
01:19:08,479 --> 01:19:10,519
Speaker 6: I got hear a shoeback at it. Thank you CBS

1711
01:19:10,600 --> 01:19:11,080
Speaker 6: New York for that.

1712
01:19:11,320 --> 01:19:14,320
Speaker 2: We have a time for one more story Dugan News.

1713
01:19:14,600 --> 01:19:17,360
Speaker 6: All right, so not the friends there, but Dugan's are

1714
01:19:17,520 --> 01:19:20,320
Speaker 6: friends of our of our friendly neighborhood postal carriers.

1715
01:19:20,360 --> 01:19:22,640
Speaker 2: We all know this, legendary relationships.

1716
01:19:22,720 --> 01:19:24,880
Speaker 6: Let's go to ABC San Diego for this one.

1717
01:19:25,520 --> 01:19:29,600
Speaker 7: Just a pit bull clamped onto his throat as he

1718
01:19:29,760 --> 01:19:30,719
Speaker 7: was delivering the mail.

1719
01:19:32,520 --> 01:19:35,439
Speaker 5: Horrific, terrifying second of my life.

1720
01:19:35,640 --> 01:19:38,519
Speaker 8: But now two weeks later the classic surgeon who showed

1721
01:19:38,520 --> 01:19:42,200
Speaker 8: me up said that if he had gone any deeper.

1722
01:19:42,280 --> 01:19:43,160
Speaker 11: It might have been fatal.

1723
01:19:45,720 --> 01:19:48,439
Speaker 2: One reason that did decever and artery was this training

1724
01:19:48,520 --> 01:19:51,840
Speaker 2: session ten whos covered last December, where postal workers were

1725
01:19:51,880 --> 01:19:54,360
Speaker 2: told their first line of defense against a dog attack

1726
01:19:54,840 --> 01:19:55,639
Speaker 2: is their male pouch.

1727
01:19:56,040 --> 01:20:00,280
Speaker 16: This dog got part of this handle and that out

1728
01:20:00,720 --> 01:20:03,040
Speaker 16: save one life hit the handle.

1729
01:20:04,040 --> 01:20:07,040
Speaker 2: Not yet back to work. He's still healing from multiple injuries,

1730
01:20:07,120 --> 01:20:10,360
Speaker 2: including his knee and shoulder, but especially that neck.

1731
01:20:10,439 --> 01:20:15,280
Speaker 6: Will Chillo to a pottery game because I don't want

1732
01:20:15,320 --> 01:20:18,599
Speaker 6: to put myself in a position where I get too excited. Yeah,

1733
01:20:20,320 --> 01:20:22,120
Speaker 6: someone offer him free Padre tickets and he said I don't.

1734
01:20:22,280 --> 01:20:22,880
Speaker 2: I don't want get two.

1735
01:20:25,600 --> 01:20:28,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, stir up that neck.

1736
01:20:29,800 --> 01:20:32,639
Speaker 6: I gotta get to sell them. That delivering junk mail.

1737
01:20:33,840 --> 01:20:38,719
Speaker 2: Right right out locking eight seven seven forty four, Woody,

1738
01:20:38,840 --> 01:20:40,920
Speaker 2: right to the neck, text us over to two to

1739
01:20:41,320 --> 01:20:44,760
Speaker 2: nine eight seven. What did your dog eat and you

1740
01:20:44,920 --> 01:20:47,240
Speaker 2: ended up at the vet? People are already texting in.

1741
01:20:47,360 --> 01:20:49,559
Speaker 2: You can give us a call again eight seven seven

1742
01:20:49,640 --> 01:20:51,479
Speaker 2: forty four. What do you share your story with us

1743
01:20:51,600 --> 01:20:52,519
Speaker 2: on his prize for horse?

1744
01:20:53,120 --> 01:20:53,320
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1745
01:20:53,720 --> 01:20:56,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, the neighbor's horse stuck in the hit us up

1746
01:20:56,439 --> 01:20:58,960
Speaker 2: with the text over to two two nine eight seven, No,

1747
01:20:59,160 --> 01:21:03,200
Speaker 2: Woody show text in seven.

1748
01:21:07,800 --> 01:21:08,120
Speaker 1: All right.

1749
01:21:08,160 --> 01:21:10,639
Speaker 2: So the most common things that pets swallow and vet

1750
01:21:10,720 --> 01:21:15,400
Speaker 2: bills behind them. Chocolate tops the list for dogs because

1751
01:21:15,400 --> 01:21:17,560
Speaker 2: even small amounts can be toxic for them. You know,

1752
01:21:18,200 --> 01:21:21,599
Speaker 2: the average of vet bill for treating dogs who try

1753
01:21:21,640 --> 01:21:23,840
Speaker 2: to eat it is eleven hundred dollars.

1754
01:21:24,320 --> 01:21:28,479
Speaker 6: Yeah, damn, shout out to pet insurance man.

1755
01:21:29,160 --> 01:21:33,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, so what did what did your dog eat and

1756
01:21:33,120 --> 01:21:36,040
Speaker 2: you ended up at the vet? Eight seven seven forty four, Woody.

1757
01:21:36,560 --> 01:21:39,840
Speaker 2: That's eight seven seven forty four, Woody. Chocolate's number one.

1758
01:21:40,439 --> 01:21:42,960
Speaker 2: More than the quarter of the vet visits for dogs.

1759
01:21:43,120 --> 01:21:46,360
Speaker 2: Swallowing something is from candy or chocolate.

1760
01:21:46,520 --> 01:21:48,560
Speaker 10: So how deadly is it? Because they say it's like

1761
01:21:48,760 --> 01:21:50,960
Speaker 10: poison but they all they seem to survive.

1762
01:21:51,200 --> 01:21:53,360
Speaker 2: Well, it's because well, I guess it depends on it

1763
01:21:53,479 --> 01:21:56,800
Speaker 2: must the amounts vomiting, right, the amount and did you

1764
01:21:56,880 --> 01:21:59,600
Speaker 2: get that out of out of their system? There is

1765
01:21:59,600 --> 01:22:03,320
Speaker 2: a lot of people, because I'm going through on the text,

1766
01:22:03,360 --> 01:22:05,639
Speaker 2: and a lot of people talk about, you know, getting

1767
01:22:05,680 --> 01:22:10,040
Speaker 2: the the dog's stomach pumped, or have you.

1768
01:22:10,240 --> 01:22:14,040
Speaker 10: Seen the videos horrible of them pulling something out of

1769
01:22:14,120 --> 01:22:14,639
Speaker 10: their butts?

1770
01:22:15,040 --> 01:22:16,400
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we.

1771
01:22:17,960 --> 01:22:20,160
Speaker 2: Got we got some of that stuff in here too.

1772
01:22:20,880 --> 01:22:24,360
Speaker 2: I was watching again these videos on Instagram kept popping

1773
01:22:24,439 --> 01:22:27,360
Speaker 2: up and there was one like montage of a bunch

1774
01:22:27,400 --> 01:22:30,120
Speaker 2: of different ones, and the one video was crazier, the

1775
01:22:30,160 --> 01:22:34,800
Speaker 2: next crazier the next, because like how the whole sweaters on?

1776
01:22:35,400 --> 01:22:40,519
Speaker 2: How did you do that? So twice twice we had

1777
01:22:40,560 --> 01:22:43,080
Speaker 2: to bring the dog down to the vet and they

1778
01:22:43,280 --> 01:22:46,000
Speaker 2: gave her something these drops in her eyes which made

1779
01:22:46,040 --> 01:22:49,080
Speaker 2: her throw up. I think I told you about that,

1780
01:22:49,320 --> 01:22:50,960
Speaker 2: you did? I thought that was so weird because I

1781
01:22:51,160 --> 01:22:52,840
Speaker 2: wasn't there. My wife, My wife is the one that

1782
01:22:52,880 --> 01:22:54,799
Speaker 2: I had brought the dog down. Was that the panties.

1783
01:22:55,760 --> 01:22:58,880
Speaker 2: One was a pair of panties, and then I remember

1784
01:22:58,920 --> 01:23:01,360
Speaker 2: one was the casing of a baseball, right, Yeah, she

1785
01:23:02,120 --> 01:23:05,320
Speaker 2: she shoot the leather cover off of a baseball, so

1786
01:23:05,320 --> 01:23:07,080
Speaker 2: it was just left with the twine and the string.

1787
01:23:08,160 --> 01:23:11,200
Speaker 2: And uh, we're like, what happened to the cover, And

1788
01:23:11,320 --> 01:23:14,160
Speaker 2: we're like, oh, and then sure enough, you know, they

1789
01:23:14,200 --> 01:23:16,000
Speaker 2: brought it on the vet, gave her the drops of

1790
01:23:16,040 --> 01:23:18,280
Speaker 2: the eyes and there comes the cover of the baseball.

1791
01:23:18,680 --> 01:23:21,840
Speaker 1: That drop so bad, I do that one makes at

1792
01:23:21,960 --> 01:23:25,080
Speaker 1: least a little sense because the leather was made.

1793
01:23:25,360 --> 01:23:29,759
Speaker 2: You know, dolls, dogs choose on, chew on, you know, balls,

1794
01:23:29,800 --> 01:23:30,840
Speaker 2: tennis ball things like you.

1795
01:23:30,920 --> 01:23:33,080
Speaker 14: Always hear them like trying to eat the crotch out

1796
01:23:33,120 --> 01:23:34,599
Speaker 14: of like underwear and pants.

1797
01:23:34,720 --> 01:23:36,040
Speaker 6: What's going on there?

1798
01:23:37,640 --> 01:23:40,240
Speaker 2: We were cleaning out this uh, this couch where the

1799
01:23:40,320 --> 01:23:43,560
Speaker 2: kids sit and they play you know, PlayStation. They're in

1800
01:23:43,640 --> 01:23:47,320
Speaker 2: there watching their YouTube videos. And we pulled the couch

1801
01:23:47,400 --> 01:23:49,920
Speaker 2: out and my daughter had thrown a bunch of rappers

1802
01:23:50,000 --> 01:23:52,320
Speaker 2: back there. And that's what you really find out the caulprits.

1803
01:23:53,040 --> 01:23:55,559
Speaker 2: You know, it's like they were always empty, Like guys,

1804
01:23:56,000 --> 01:23:59,400
Speaker 2: the trash goes in the trash right, not just behind

1805
01:23:59,439 --> 01:24:02,000
Speaker 2: the catch. And eventually I guess those will be used condoms.

1806
01:24:02,120 --> 01:24:05,080
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, absolutely So about six years ago living in

1807
01:24:05,120 --> 01:24:06,800
Speaker 2: a house with a bunch of roommates. One of them

1808
01:24:06,880 --> 01:24:09,360
Speaker 2: had a baby. My dog loved this baby. Well. One

1809
01:24:09,439 --> 01:24:11,640
Speaker 2: day the dog was acting very sick. Took him to

1810
01:24:11,680 --> 01:24:14,639
Speaker 2: the emergency pet hospital. Turns out the dog had swallowed

1811
01:24:14,640 --> 01:24:19,200
Speaker 2: the baby's pacifier. Oh my god, abdominal surgery. Yeah, and

1812
01:24:19,439 --> 01:24:20,759
Speaker 2: they had to remove some in testines.

1813
01:24:20,840 --> 01:24:21,080
Speaker 4: Damn.

1814
01:24:21,320 --> 01:24:24,400
Speaker 2: That sucks. Hospital for two weeks twenty two thousand dollars.

1815
01:24:25,920 --> 01:24:28,280
Speaker 2: This one time our dog got into a chicken carcass

1816
01:24:29,120 --> 01:24:31,160
Speaker 2: like an old Costco chicken that we threw away in

1817
01:24:31,240 --> 01:24:34,200
Speaker 2: the trash. Unbeknownst to us that it was rotted with maggots,

1818
01:24:34,800 --> 01:24:37,400
Speaker 2: and so the dog for three days was throwing up

1819
01:24:37,680 --> 01:24:42,400
Speaker 2: maggots and crapping out maggots. It was the most horrible

1820
01:24:42,520 --> 01:24:48,439
Speaker 2: thing ever house. My dog Willow swallowed a corn cob

1821
01:24:48,600 --> 01:24:51,400
Speaker 2: hole and was yelping as it was going down its

1822
01:24:51,439 --> 01:24:53,519
Speaker 2: throat and had to have surgery to have it removed.

1823
01:24:53,920 --> 01:24:54,280
Speaker 1: Baby.

1824
01:24:55,200 --> 01:24:59,360
Speaker 2: This person's dog ate a barbie's head. This one six

1825
01:25:00,160 --> 01:25:05,040
Speaker 2: dog ate my used menstrual disc had to take him

1826
01:25:05,080 --> 01:25:09,120
Speaker 2: to a vet. This one says, my five pound dog

1827
01:25:09,400 --> 01:25:13,919
Speaker 2: ate a pebble turned out to be a ten grand pebble. Surgery.

1828
01:25:14,000 --> 01:25:16,559
Speaker 2: Oh my godd, he's so small he couldn't pass the pebble,

1829
01:25:16,560 --> 01:25:19,679
Speaker 2: and of course immediately paid for it. No question, Menace

1830
01:25:19,720 --> 01:25:21,439
Speaker 2: has met him along with our French schie. Oh okay,

1831
01:25:21,720 --> 01:25:25,000
Speaker 2: ye oh he got frenchie money, so ten grand pebnish.

1832
01:25:25,360 --> 01:25:25,559
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1833
01:25:26,400 --> 01:25:29,120
Speaker 2: My dog ate my niece's panties, mainly the crotch, and

1834
01:25:29,120 --> 01:25:31,080
Speaker 2: there were little bits of pink fabric in her poop

1835
01:25:31,120 --> 01:25:33,960
Speaker 2: for about a week. She also ate a tampon once.

1836
01:25:34,040 --> 01:25:38,960
Speaker 2: She's a poonhm thankfully unused one. This one my dog

1837
01:25:39,200 --> 01:25:42,360
Speaker 2: once crapped out a turd shaped like a hot topic

1838
01:25:42,520 --> 01:25:45,479
Speaker 2: bag and just the face of a little Hello kitty

1839
01:25:45,560 --> 01:25:50,760
Speaker 2: figure nine nine grapes that littleor ate an entire ball,

1840
01:25:51,280 --> 01:25:53,519
Speaker 2: paid eight hundred dollars to pump his stomach and do

1841
01:25:53,600 --> 01:25:57,320
Speaker 2: some blood work. Yeah, grapes or another one on Christmas

1842
01:25:58,080 --> 01:26:03,880
Speaker 2: My eighteen blueberries they can eat. On Christmas Eve, my

1843
01:26:03,960 --> 01:26:07,720
Speaker 2: eighteen pound dog ate an entire pound of chocolate truffles

1844
01:26:08,240 --> 01:26:10,439
Speaker 2: that was in a wrapped box under the Christmas tree

1845
01:26:10,479 --> 01:26:12,760
Speaker 2: that I didn't know was chocolate. Had to get their

1846
01:26:12,800 --> 01:26:13,360
Speaker 2: stomach punch.

1847
01:26:14,600 --> 01:26:14,720
Speaker 1: Uh.

1848
01:26:15,160 --> 01:26:19,439
Speaker 2: My animal ate through cell phone chargers, shirts, shoelaces, got

1849
01:26:19,479 --> 01:26:22,080
Speaker 2: a pair of shoelaces that were pink, and after she

1850
01:26:22,240 --> 01:26:24,639
Speaker 2: took a poo, was running around with something pink sticking

1851
01:26:24,680 --> 01:26:27,200
Speaker 2: out of her butt. I thought her intestines were coming

1852
01:26:27,240 --> 01:26:29,800
Speaker 2: out and I was chasing it around the house. Long

1853
01:26:29,880 --> 01:26:34,360
Speaker 2: story short, don't put anything that's already Oh yeah, don't

1854
01:26:34,400 --> 01:26:36,800
Speaker 2: put on anything that's already inside your pad. You can

1855
01:26:36,880 --> 01:26:39,040
Speaker 2: harm them. Oh like, don't pull on it, Like, don't

1856
01:26:39,080 --> 01:26:42,800
Speaker 2: pull I see, okay, I was saying, what yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

1857
01:26:42,920 --> 01:26:45,160
Speaker 2: they were like shoe strings or something that.

1858
01:26:45,240 --> 01:26:47,400
Speaker 1: They don't Yeah, so you're not supposed to pull that.

1859
01:26:47,479 --> 01:26:48,160
Speaker 10: Well, it's like if you.

1860
01:26:48,200 --> 01:26:50,599
Speaker 14: Get a knife you're stabling, you're not supposed to pull

1861
01:26:50,600 --> 01:26:50,880
Speaker 14: it out.

1862
01:26:51,280 --> 01:26:55,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, my dog ate a rope toy impacted your stomach

1863
01:26:55,439 --> 01:26:59,599
Speaker 2: and needed a surgery. My dog ate a b he's allergic.

1864
01:27:01,120 --> 01:27:03,120
Speaker 10: Have you seen those pictures in their faces just totally

1865
01:27:03,200 --> 01:27:03,599
Speaker 10: puff up.

1866
01:27:03,600 --> 01:27:04,519
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's happened.

1867
01:27:04,840 --> 01:27:07,160
Speaker 2: My dog ate a whole direct TV remote. It was

1868
01:27:07,200 --> 01:27:10,000
Speaker 2: a costly built but the remote was surprisingly whole, except

1869
01:27:10,000 --> 01:27:10,880
Speaker 2: for the rubber buttons.

1870
01:27:11,000 --> 01:27:12,679
Speaker 10: If he sits down, he changes the channel.

1871
01:27:12,920 --> 01:27:14,800
Speaker 2: Oh my dog ate the head out of our elf

1872
01:27:14,880 --> 01:27:19,800
Speaker 2: on a shelf a week before Christmas. Oh no, how'd

1873
01:27:19,840 --> 01:27:20,960
Speaker 2: you explain that to the kids.

1874
01:27:22,240 --> 01:27:25,200
Speaker 14: Somebody said their dog was slowly eating a bag of stucco,

1875
01:27:27,280 --> 01:27:29,160
Speaker 14: going back for more stucco.

1876
01:27:29,000 --> 01:27:32,680
Speaker 2: Just crapping out they left behind the garage. This is

1877
01:27:32,800 --> 01:27:35,040
Speaker 2: more for people who the next step would be drinking

1878
01:27:35,120 --> 01:27:40,599
Speaker 2: hand sanitized wood show. Let's put a bow on our topic.

1879
01:27:40,680 --> 01:27:42,840
Speaker 2: What did your dog eat that they ended up at

1880
01:27:42,880 --> 01:27:46,320
Speaker 2: the vets? This one says, my brother in law had

1881
01:27:46,360 --> 01:27:48,800
Speaker 2: to go to the emergency vet just yesterday because his

1882
01:27:49,000 --> 01:27:52,280
Speaker 2: dog swallowed two condoms that were still in the wrapper.

1883
01:27:53,040 --> 01:27:54,640
Speaker 2: The top it off. They have two dogs and they

1884
01:27:54,680 --> 01:27:56,560
Speaker 2: didn't know which one swallowed them, so they had to

1885
01:27:56,600 --> 01:27:58,760
Speaker 2: take them both to get X rayed to figure out

1886
01:27:58,840 --> 01:28:04,639
Speaker 2: which one was the mulprit. This one says, my chocolate

1887
01:28:04,800 --> 01:28:10,400
Speaker 2: lab ate eight hundred dollars in cash, a random hole

1888
01:28:10,520 --> 01:28:13,680
Speaker 2: into my sheet rock, ate a bed sheet, and a

1889
01:28:13,840 --> 01:28:16,960
Speaker 2: brand new, unused pair of shoes that I hid under

1890
01:28:17,040 --> 01:28:19,720
Speaker 2: my bed so he couldn't get to them. Well, I

1891
01:28:19,760 --> 01:28:22,719
Speaker 2: guess that didn't work out too well. Some gore text morales.

1892
01:28:22,760 --> 01:28:27,320
Speaker 2: I guess my dog ate bottle caps from plastic water bottles.

1893
01:28:27,360 --> 01:28:29,120
Speaker 2: Of the kids were leaving in the trash and in

1894
01:28:29,200 --> 01:28:33,200
Speaker 2: the grass. Five thousand dollars for that boo. My Wiener

1895
01:28:33,240 --> 01:28:37,080
Speaker 2: dog ate an entire tube of icy hot and it

1896
01:28:37,120 --> 01:28:40,680
Speaker 2: would cry every time it pooped. Oh god, it's like

1897
01:28:40,720 --> 01:28:46,160
Speaker 2: when we ate that one chip hot mud, crying hot mud.

1898
01:28:47,040 --> 01:28:48,800
Speaker 2: This text came over to two two ninety seven. I

1899
01:28:48,840 --> 01:28:52,160
Speaker 2: have a husky that has eaten everything from underwear and

1900
01:28:52,320 --> 01:28:56,719
Speaker 2: socks to sea batteries that we've found in his poop.

1901
01:28:56,960 --> 01:29:00,800
Speaker 2: Oh and he ate two parakeets as well. That just

1902
01:29:00,880 --> 01:29:05,439
Speaker 2: an appetizer. Yeah, uh see, Vanessa writes in My dog

1903
01:29:05,720 --> 01:29:09,120
Speaker 2: ate an entire family sized bag of York peppermint patties

1904
01:29:09,720 --> 01:29:11,320
Speaker 2: with the rappers still on.

1905
01:29:12,280 --> 01:29:13,639
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they can wrap them.

1906
01:29:13,760 --> 01:29:16,719
Speaker 2: So we gave him a hydrogen peroxide to make him vomit.

1907
01:29:16,840 --> 01:29:19,439
Speaker 6: It all up and transported to a top of a mountain.

1908
01:29:19,560 --> 01:29:21,639
Speaker 6: Usually the bigger dogs that are that dumb that eat

1909
01:29:21,680 --> 01:29:22,360
Speaker 6: that kind of stuff.

1910
01:29:22,640 --> 01:29:25,240
Speaker 1: I don't know, I mean dogs, I mean yeah, all

1911
01:29:25,320 --> 01:29:25,800
Speaker 1: dogs eat.

1912
01:29:25,840 --> 01:29:30,280
Speaker 5: Because my dogs are super picky eaters and they I

1913
01:29:30,400 --> 01:29:33,000
Speaker 5: don't have like a story like that. I am afraid though,

1914
01:29:33,040 --> 01:29:35,280
Speaker 5: because I do have one that's obsessed with my socks.

1915
01:29:35,600 --> 01:29:37,960
Speaker 5: And then also every time I give them like a

1916
01:29:38,080 --> 01:29:41,280
Speaker 5: dog toy, like they're obsessed with ripping out the bee

1917
01:29:41,280 --> 01:29:44,519
Speaker 5: hole right like immediately I dropped the I dropped the

1918
01:29:44,760 --> 01:29:46,920
Speaker 5: toy on the ground and immediately goes for the bee hole,

1919
01:29:47,120 --> 01:29:50,240
Speaker 5: rips it apart and gets the con now, and I'm

1920
01:29:50,280 --> 01:29:52,160
Speaker 5: afraid that the dog will swallow.

1921
01:29:51,800 --> 01:29:53,439
Speaker 2: The cotton sweat or something.

1922
01:29:53,640 --> 01:29:53,800
Speaker 11: Yeah.

1923
01:29:53,840 --> 01:29:54,040
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1924
01:29:54,400 --> 01:29:57,800
Speaker 6: Also with the dog the dogbed will rip the dog

1925
01:29:57,880 --> 01:29:59,439
Speaker 6: bed and get the con Yeah.

1926
01:29:59,600 --> 01:30:02,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, because our dog will start she gets like not

1927
01:30:02,920 --> 01:30:04,880
Speaker 2: the zoomies, but it's that same kind of thing, same time,

1928
01:30:04,920 --> 01:30:06,880
Speaker 2: seven o'clock every night. She gets like this burst of

1929
01:30:07,000 --> 01:30:09,640
Speaker 2: energy and she'll go over to her bed and you

1930
01:30:09,640 --> 01:30:11,640
Speaker 2: would think she's trying to dig up something. And so

1931
01:30:11,760 --> 01:30:13,760
Speaker 2: she's doing that where she's like just like digging with

1932
01:30:13,880 --> 01:30:15,880
Speaker 2: the front paws. She's got her nose down in there,

1933
01:30:15,920 --> 01:30:17,360
Speaker 2: butt straighten up in the air and just dig and

1934
01:30:17,400 --> 01:30:18,800
Speaker 2: dig and dig and dig and dig in in her

1935
01:30:18,840 --> 01:30:24,640
Speaker 2: bed and but nothing comes. It's just this burt no

1936
01:30:24,880 --> 01:30:26,560
Speaker 2: not Well, eventually she gets a hole in it and

1937
01:30:26,640 --> 01:30:28,800
Speaker 2: then they replace the bed. But usually she goes through

1938
01:30:28,840 --> 01:30:30,880
Speaker 2: like one bet a year. But we get the cheap

1939
01:30:30,960 --> 01:30:33,519
Speaker 2: you know, the cheap o ones get the costco right

1940
01:30:33,560 --> 01:30:36,960
Speaker 2: exactly from costcoose they're still super comfort.

1941
01:30:37,400 --> 01:30:38,679
Speaker 6: Yeah, they only get rid of the party.

1942
01:30:38,680 --> 01:30:41,240
Speaker 2: I leave them. They're too long and well, thank you

1943
01:30:41,640 --> 01:30:45,320
Speaker 2: for your stories, everybody. Uh, pet insurance definitely the way

1944
01:30:45,360 --> 01:30:46,920
Speaker 2: to go. Menas has brought up a billion times. One

1945
01:30:46,920 --> 01:30:49,559
Speaker 2: of the most commonly asked questions, what's the pet insurance

1946
01:30:49,600 --> 01:30:51,040
Speaker 2: that Menace has not a sponsor?

1947
01:30:51,120 --> 01:30:54,080
Speaker 6: But they at this point they she'll be but healthy.

1948
01:30:53,920 --> 01:30:56,000
Speaker 2: Pause no healthy pause, he pause.

1949
01:30:56,160 --> 01:30:59,479
Speaker 6: I love them. I they have really no issues. It's

1950
01:30:59,520 --> 01:31:00,880
Speaker 6: super east. You get my money back.

1951
01:31:01,680 --> 01:31:03,400
Speaker 5: But I have heard I would like to look into

1952
01:31:03,439 --> 01:31:05,960
Speaker 5: it that Costco does pet insurance now too. Yeah, they

1953
01:31:06,040 --> 01:31:08,160
Speaker 5: offer some kind of pet insurance through our insurance.

1954
01:31:08,320 --> 01:31:08,960
Speaker 1: They did work.

1955
01:31:09,000 --> 01:31:11,120
Speaker 2: It was it was an option that when you were

1956
01:31:11,160 --> 01:31:15,679
Speaker 2: doing your your elections for the new year, pet insurance.

1957
01:31:15,880 --> 01:31:18,120
Speaker 2: I just took it just I'm like, because it wasn't expensive.

1958
01:31:18,160 --> 01:31:20,560
Speaker 2: It's something super cheap. I figured we already had it.

1959
01:31:20,880 --> 01:31:21,840
Speaker 2: It's better we didn't.

1960
01:31:22,520 --> 01:31:23,320
Speaker 1: That's the thing, Like we did.

1961
01:31:23,520 --> 01:31:27,120
Speaker 5: Like whatever, I do get pet prescription pills at Costco

1962
01:31:27,200 --> 01:31:27,519
Speaker 5: as well.

1963
01:31:27,640 --> 01:31:29,519
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, so there you go. Pro tip more

1964
01:31:29,560 --> 01:31:30,839
Speaker 2: Wooden shows next, hang.

1965
01:31:30,720 --> 01:31:36,920
Speaker 1: On, we'll be right back.

1966
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Speaker 11: Insensitivity draining for a politically world The wood Show.

1967
01:31:42,600 --> 01:31:46,280
Speaker 2: Oh that's it for this Thursday morning. Really get caught

1968
01:31:46,320 --> 01:31:48,920
Speaker 2: up Full show podcast. It's true, but I can't believe

1969
01:31:48,960 --> 01:31:51,479
Speaker 2: it already, Full show podcast. Get if I going to

1970
01:31:51,520 --> 01:31:54,599
Speaker 2: the woodieshow dot com or wherever you find podcasts, all

1971
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Speaker 2: the stuff you missed this morning all there on the

1972
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Speaker 2: Full Show podcast tomorrow. Great news, you guys. It's going

1973
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Speaker 2: to be a fry morning news.

1974
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Speaker 4: Yep.

1975
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Speaker 2: So we got the Friday fail stories, of course, the

1976
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Speaker 2: Duyq for your chance to win some stuff that and

1977
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Speaker 2: anything else that we can do to get through the

1978
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Speaker 2: morning end of the weekend as quickly as possible. It's

1979
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Speaker 2: happening tomorrow Friday here on the Woody Show. Anything you

1980
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Speaker 2: got for us in the meantime, you can leave it

1981
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Speaker 2: on the after hours voicemail. That number, of course, same

1982
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Speaker 2: number that you used during the show, eight seven seven

1983
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Speaker 2: forty four Wooding. That's eight seven seven forty four Wooding

1984
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Speaker 2: or I finals follow us on social media at the

1985
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Speaker 2: Woody Show. Greg Gory Parting words of wisdom please.

1986
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Speaker 1: Yeah.

1987
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Speaker 2: Patience is a virtue if you have nothing else to do.

1988
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Speaker 2: I try to tell myself be patient. Yeah uh, and

1989
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Speaker 2: then my patience doesn't have much patience. That's the problem.

1990
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Speaker 1: Today, you can like it's a short patience span.

1991
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Speaker 2: Yeah, some things I'm really patient about. Other things, it's

1992
01:32:52,479 --> 01:32:55,400
Speaker 2: like I can't help myself. Even when I tell myself

1993
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Speaker 2: to be patient.

1994
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Speaker 1: I try, And there's times you're told to be patient,

1995
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Speaker 1: or if a plane is sitting on the tar. We

1996
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Speaker 1: appreciate your patience. What other choice do you have? All right?

1997
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Speaker 2: Thank you very much, Greg Gorey Juwe thank you so

1998
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Speaker 2: much for giving the Woie Show some of your valuable

1999
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Speaker 2: time this morning. You know we love it, appreciate you

2000
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Speaker 2: for that. The rest of you guys can suck it.

2001
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Speaker 2: Catch you back here on Friday. Have a great day.

2002
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Speaker 2: S mdam, I quit this bitch,