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Speaker 1: Yeah, dame that tune.

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Speaker 2: Here we go.

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Speaker 3: It is Bailey versus Vaunt. And here's the way it works.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna give you a clue. You have to bid

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Speaker 3: how many seconds you need to name that tune.

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Speaker 1: Here's your theme today.

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Speaker 3: Break out the swimsuits, the sunscreen, and we'll see you

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Speaker 3: at the pools. Summer's not quite here yet, but these

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Speaker 3: songs have all been named song of Summer sometime in

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Speaker 3: the last twenty years. I will give you a clue,

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Speaker 3: and the year Bailey, You're going first from twenty twenty.

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Speaker 3: One of the most unusual song titles in recent years.

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Speaker 3: This sweet fruity song is about feeling good during the

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Speaker 3: summer or something naughtier if you believe the internet.

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Speaker 1: Bailey, Okay, can you can you read that one again?

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to The year is twenty twenty twenty twenty.

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Speaker 1: One of the most.

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Speaker 3: Unusual song titles in recent years. This sweet fruity song

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Speaker 3: is about feeling good during the summer or something naughtier

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Speaker 3: if you believe the Internet.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I'm gonna say I can name that tune in

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Speaker 4: three seconds.

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Speaker 2: I can name that tune in one second. Oh wow, Okay,

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Speaker 2: von name that tune tis.

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Speaker 1: That songs.

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Speaker 2: Tis watermelon sugar, watermew sugar.

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Speaker 1: Good job, Vaughn.

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Speaker 2: The sexy definition of that.

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Speaker 3: Oh, there's a naughty definition of what watermelon sugar is

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Speaker 3: comparable to taste like Jenny will explain it to you

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Speaker 3: after the show.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I thank you Jenny's power all right?

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Speaker 3: Next one, This one goes to Vont and Vont. Here

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Speaker 3: you go, Song of Summer. In twenty thirteen, this song

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Speaker 3: was released with a spicy video, and it turned out

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Speaker 3: it was ripped off from an old song from the seventies.

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Speaker 2: What's your bid? I think I can name that tune

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Speaker 2: in three seconds? Oh, I said, two seconds. Go ahead, Bailey,

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Speaker 2: name that tune that is blurred lines.

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Speaker 3: Yes, ripped off from an old Marvin Gaye song. Okay,

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Speaker 3: here we go, round number three, back to Bailey Songs

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Speaker 3: of Summer two thousand and six. My coxa is quite truthful?

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Speaker 3: What my coxa? It's a Latin word. Okay, is quite truthful.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna I'm gonna go on a limb here because

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Speaker 4: I feel like I might know based on the clue.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna say I can name that tune in one second. Nope,

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Speaker 2: I have no bid Bailey, go ahead that tune that

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Speaker 2: no fight, no fight, that is a hips don't like okay, Alyssa.

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Speaker 2: My fiance asked me something about Shakira and I was like,

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Speaker 2: do you remember when she did the halftime show a

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Speaker 2: couple years ago? And she looked dead in the camera

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Speaker 2: and was like, do you remember that?

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Speaker 1: I do not know what I did? Did you dream this?

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Speaker 5: No know?

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Speaker 2: It happened with j Lo twenty twenty did did the

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Speaker 2: halftime show and at one point the camera cuts right

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Speaker 2: in Shakira's face and she goes and everybody talked about it.

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Speaker 2: It was so stupid.

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Speaker 3: Okay, all right, it is your bid on name that tune.

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Speaker 3: These are all former songs of summer. We're gonna go

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Speaker 3: back to twenty fourteen Vaunt Here we Go Okay. This

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Speaker 3: song paired a British singer songwriter with a lame of

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Speaker 3: fake Australian rapper. He repeated one more time, David Sure,

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Speaker 3: Summer of twenty fourteen. This song paired a British singer

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Speaker 3: songwriter with a lame Oh, fake Australian rapper.

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Speaker 2: Fake Australian. Okay, fake Australian rapper Bailey. I think I

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Speaker 2: could name that tune in two seconds. Oh, I said

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Speaker 2: one second. Damn Bailey named that tune? Okay, boom boom.

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Speaker 4: First things first, Okay, that's fancy.

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Speaker 1: Yes.

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Speaker 3: Now if you want this, we have some big news.

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Speaker 3: If you want to meet Iggy Azelia in person. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: she gets off her shift that I hop at three

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Speaker 3: o'clock today, So we'll go over a wait in the

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Speaker 3: parking lot and she'll sign something, writing it down.

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Speaker 1: Okay, here we go. Name that tune.

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Speaker 3: It is the song of summer of twenty twenty three.

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Speaker 3: Now remember this song of summer. Sources will vary. Some

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Speaker 3: are from Billboard, some are from Rolling Stone, some are

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Speaker 3: from US. This is probably from Billboard, but it's a

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Speaker 3: song of summer. Are you ready? Yes, here we go, Bailey,

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Speaker 3: it's your bid. This song actually mentions summer in the title.

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Speaker 3: Can you name it swiftly?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 6: I can, David, Yes, I can name that tune in

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Speaker 6: a one second.

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Speaker 2: We need to institute the point five rule. No, go ahead, Bailey,

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Speaker 2: name that tune that my friend is cruel Summer.

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Speaker 1: Yes, okay.

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Speaker 3: Continuing on to the next round, Von this is you

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Speaker 3: two thousand and four song of Summer. Oh okay, good

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Speaker 3: hold your head steady and name this tune. Hold your

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Speaker 3: head steady and name this tune. I think I can

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Speaker 3: name that tune. Let me just go for it in

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Speaker 3: two seconds.

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Speaker 2: Ooh, I said three seconds. So vont name that tune.

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Speaker 2: Oh me, sit and think about this for a minute.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, take your time, Let me your time. Hold your

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Speaker 1: head steady and name that tune.

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Speaker 2: I like that clue, Dave.

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Speaker 1: Thank you.

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Speaker 2: What's funny is I don't get the clue. The song

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Speaker 2: is yeah, yeah you do, yeah, yeah, okay, I'm on

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Speaker 2: hold your head steady and okay yep. I don't think

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Speaker 2: I know any other words in that song except take back,

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Speaker 2: rewind to back, John the booty go. I think that's

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Speaker 2: the only part. And then yeah, that's the only part

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Speaker 2: of the words I know. It's just one of those

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Speaker 2: songs you vibe to. You don't learn the words. The

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Speaker 2: lords are the words are legendary.

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Speaker 3: Hold your head steady, gonna milk the cow, touch your toes,

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Speaker 3: front and touch your toes.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true, you're.

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Speaker 1: Legendary legends, Dary.

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Speaker 3: All right, here we go, Bailey, A couple of more

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Speaker 3: rounds here, Song of Summer twenty sixteen.

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Speaker 1: Here's your clue.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I just can't quit emoting this way. Song

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Speaker 3: of Summer twenty sixteen. I'm sorry, I just can't quit

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Speaker 3: emoting this way.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I think I can name that tune in two seconds.

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Speaker 2: I was gonna also say to Bailey, so go ahead,

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Speaker 2: name that tune.

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Speaker 4: That's uh geez, and that's the one that freakin Vont loves.

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Speaker 1: No I don't, but no good. I got freaking vont.

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Speaker 2: Inside my bones? What that f is that song called?

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Speaker 1: I'll give you five seconds to name that tune?

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Speaker 2: Got that sunshine? Never one? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: All right, wrap it up.

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Speaker 3: Here we go the Summer Songs of Summer version of

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Speaker 3: name that tune? Vont you get the last one?

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Speaker 1: Here we go. Oh me, oh my?

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Speaker 3: Can you name this song by an artist with a

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Speaker 3: one word name? I'll give it to you again.

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Speaker 1: Oh me, oh my?

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Speaker 3: Can you name this song by an artist with a

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Speaker 3: one word name? Song of Summer twenty fourteen? Oh me,

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Speaker 3: oh my?

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Speaker 1: For the win.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if I'm winning or not, but I

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Speaker 2: think I can aim that tune in a one second.

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Speaker 6: Also said one go ahead, bun, Can.

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Speaker 2: I ask you what year was this again? Okay, it's

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Speaker 2: the cheerleader. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Okay, kids, here's what you have to decide on. I'm

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Speaker 3: gonna play one song from name that tune. Here are

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Speaker 3: your choices. Watermelon, Sugar, blurred lines, Hips, don't Lie, Fancy,

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Speaker 3: cruel Summer, Yeah, can't stop the feeling? Or cheerleader. What

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Speaker 3: do you want to go with?

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Speaker 1: Bailey?

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Speaker 4: I like either fancy or Yeah, I think.

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Speaker 2: What the crowd pleaser?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Okay, works.

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Speaker 3: Okay, here it is on KDWB. Guess what, you guys,

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Speaker 3: It's wall on Wednesday on KWB. We're gona play little game.

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Speaker 3: You want to know the game of the name of

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Speaker 3: the game. Tell us your drunken skin story. Oh my god,

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Speaker 3: that's the name of the game.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. So you're gonna call in and tell us your story,

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Speaker 1: well not just any story, Yeah, tell us your drunken

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Speaker 1: Skins story.

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Speaker 3: So you call us at six five, one, nine eight nine. K.

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Speaker 3: Don't take all day because I get bored easily. But

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Speaker 3: if you call in and tell us your story, your

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Speaker 3: best one about I don't know whatever it was like.

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Speaker 3: You know, you got drunk at a like a we fest,

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Speaker 3: and you camped out with some guy, made out with him,

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Speaker 3: and then he accidentally urinated on your face?

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Speaker 1: Is your true story? Would Jane's familiar a true story?

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Speaker 1: True story?

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Speaker 3: So we want to hear it. So you're gonna call us.

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Speaker 3: Are the rules clear?

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Speaker 2: I think that they're very clear.

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Speaker 7: I could list off twenty right now if you needed

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Speaker 7: me too, So I'm sure there's plenty.

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Speaker 1: Can you clear it up for me one more time?

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Speaker 1: Dave tell us your drunken skin story? Yeah, w B

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Speaker 1: are they.

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Speaker 7: Already a country USA? That's like my one time at

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Speaker 7: band camp. One time at USA, I put my boobs

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Speaker 7: through a booby board because depending on if you got

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Speaker 7: you got free shots for it.

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Speaker 2: So my boobies went into a booby board. Did you

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Speaker 2: get any pictures of them? No? No picture more your.

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Speaker 1: Naked boobs with this?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you put your naked boobs in there.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well that's.

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Speaker 7: Only what you've got the shot. You can't just like

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Speaker 7: put them through.

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Speaker 1: Never been to a booby board, nor drunk in country

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Speaker 1: fest board.

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Speaker 2: Memories. It brings back and put them in.

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Speaker 1: Call if you want, call if you want to win

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Speaker 1: six nine nine k WB.

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Speaker 3: We'll take a minute to screen through the calls and

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Speaker 3: try to keep it short and your best story six, five, one, nine,

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Speaker 3: eight nine KDWB and the best one out of five

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Speaker 1: Swalling Wednesday on KTLAB.

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Speaker 3: If you want to win, we're gonna give these away

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Speaker 3: like every hour right around the twenties, all day long

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Speaker 3: on Wall and Wednesday. And I heard room we're gonna

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Speaker 3: do it again next week too. As the rumors, as

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Speaker 3: I've heard now, there is a special way that you

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Speaker 1: Win these tickets. You want to know what it is?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you have to are cold on. You have to

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Speaker 3: tell us your drunken story. So let's do that right now.

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Speaker 3: You're ready, Okay, here we go, tell us your drunken story.

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Speaker 3: We got a bunch of drunks on the phone or

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Speaker 3: former drunks right now, let's go to Sydney.

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Speaker 1: Up first, Sydney.

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Speaker 3: You can win Morgan wall And tickets right now telling

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Speaker 9: And love Morgan lolling Jenny. I know you don't, but

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Speaker 9: The fraternity party? And it's stigma kaigerb okay gotcha?

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Speaker 4: Name name.

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Speaker 10: So I'm at a group of bachelor boys out in Fargo,

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Speaker 10: Also, the rodeos you can actually like tied their legs

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Speaker 1: What'd you been? What'd you been drinking that night? Uh?

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Speaker 10: Fireball?

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Speaker 1: Fire ball?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, girl, it's gonna be hard to beat you. But

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Speaker 1: Line four. We got Monica.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Monica, tell us your drunken story for Morgan volunteers. Hi, Hi, Monica,

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Speaker 11: It was Derby Days twenty twenty five in Minneapolis, and

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Speaker 2: You know what, and that you get easily confused when

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Speaker 3: No, I remember we we got one of our interns

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Speaker 1: In my office. Yes, Oh, it was horrifying.

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Speaker 3: It was like, no, Maddie, no, no, no, all right,

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Speaker 1: Hi? Sam, Hi drunken story. What do you got?

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Speaker 8: A couple of summers ago, me and my friends were

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Speaker 8: It was just like slow motion. Everyone stops looked at me,

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Speaker 8: I got up and just started dancing and going straight

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Speaker 2: How bad did you feel the next day?

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Speaker 9: Oh?

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Speaker 2: It was awful.

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Speaker 8: My chest was bruised for like two months.

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Speaker 1: Ginormous, the infamous giant peen at what is it the

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Speaker 3: Okay, so we have a decision to make, you, guys,

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Speaker 7: But yeah, they're all good, but that one just takes

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Speaker 1: And that is yes, there we are, guys, Kaya You're winner.

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Speaker 10: Gosh, I love Morgan Wall and you guys just.

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Speaker 2: Made my whole day.

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Speaker 1: This is dangerous.

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Speaker 3: And you know why you're frightening me because you're gonna

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Speaker 3: You're a drunk, You're a trouble maker. I'm gonna guess

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Speaker 3: You probably trip down the stairs, get a concussion, and

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Speaker 10: I'll even call you later and tell you what ends

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Speaker 2: Skuy, you better tell us.

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Speaker 1: Skya, you're awesome.

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Speaker 3: Good good luck, I mean not good luck, half fun

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Speaker 7: She's gonna end up on Morgan Wallen's tour bus. She's

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Speaker 4: When she calls, she's like, I don't know how I

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Speaker 3: Wednesday on kd w B. All right, so you've heard

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Speaker 3: that Pina Colada song right where it's like the guy's

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Speaker 3: There's a real life example of that, and I would

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Speaker 3: by the LEO Agency. So these days it's easier than

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Speaker 1: Let's say, if you meet somebody you know at a

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Speaker 3: So here's what happened on TikTok. So there's this guy

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Speaker 2: Oh? Snap.

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Speaker 3: In the comment, she said, Hi, I'm Mike's wife. He's

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Speaker 1: Well, it depends on your marriage.

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Speaker 3: I mean some people are like, you know, look at that,

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Speaker 1: Yeah I got one more.

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Speaker 3: Okay, gen Z is Finding creative places to take naps

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Speaker 1: Jenny, wake up, baby.

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Speaker 2: I'm I don't sleep through work.

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Speaker 1: I'm here.

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Speaker 4: really nice little lights and turn off all the lights

445
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Speaker 4: and we would just sleep on the floor under her desk.

446
00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:27,000
Speaker 4: It was great, really, yeah, and then we would just

447
00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:28,080
Speaker 4: like wake up, come back out.

448
00:22:28,119 --> 00:22:29,959
Speaker 2: We'd be like, hey, I'm back, baby.

449
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Speaker 3: I'll take a nap once in a while if I'd like,

450
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Speaker 3: I don't want to go all the way home, yeah,

451
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Speaker 3: and then I gotta be back here for something else.

452
00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:37,960
Speaker 3: Go into the parking garage, take my car down to

453
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Speaker 3: the deepest, darkest level of the parking garage, and then

454
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Speaker 3: pull into a corner and then pull my seat back

455
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Speaker 3: and take a nap.

456
00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:45,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would, because why would you go all the

457
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Speaker 2: way home? That's just you could go to Jenny's house.

458
00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:50,040
Speaker 2: Jenny's actually got her doors.

459
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Speaker 11: Busy.

460
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Speaker 7: I'm busy, but uh no, I would not be able

461
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Speaker 7: to do any of the things you guys just described.

462
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Speaker 2: I have to be in the comfort of my home.

463
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Speaker 7: I wouldn't I would be so stressed trying to like

464
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Speaker 7: fall asleep in a car or at the team of lamp.

465
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Speaker 3: Anyway I can sleep. Gosh, all right, coming up in

466
00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:09,359
Speaker 3: a second. Did you hear the big news about the Vikings?

467
00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:12,000
Speaker 3: Woke up this morning to the big news about the Vikings.

468
00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:14,880
Speaker 3: We'll cover that for you next on Dave's Dirt on

469
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Speaker 3: one on one point three KDWB.

470
00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:28,520
Speaker 1: Not the news I.

471
00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:31,159
Speaker 3: Expected, but you know, you never know what's going on

472
00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:33,879
Speaker 3: with businesses and sports teams and things like that that

473
00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:37,320
Speaker 3: are working behind the scenes, and you're like, whoa, I mean,

474
00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:40,159
Speaker 3: it's all about the Benjamins. It's all about the money.

475
00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:42,359
Speaker 3: It's all about how much money they can make. So

476
00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:47,000
Speaker 3: apparently the Minnesota Vikings decided that they can make more

477
00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:52,280
Speaker 3: money for the owners in San Antonio. So the woke

478
00:23:52,359 --> 00:23:54,600
Speaker 3: up this morning found the Minnesota Vikings are moving to

479
00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:58,320
Speaker 3: San Antonio after this season, playing at the Alamo Dome,

480
00:23:58,640 --> 00:24:00,399
Speaker 3: which I think San Antonio has been, like, you know,

481
00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:02,320
Speaker 3: looking for a football team for a very long time.

482
00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:05,679
Speaker 3: It's a shame that they're taking our football team. But

483
00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:07,919
Speaker 3: there's a lot of people who have been I mean,

484
00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:10,639
Speaker 3: the Vikings have been here for sixty something years.

485
00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:12,840
Speaker 1: I mean, so much money on.

486
00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:15,120
Speaker 7: You as being stadium too.

487
00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:16,280
Speaker 2: They might do better out there.

488
00:24:16,359 --> 00:24:18,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I mean yeah, but I mean you're still

489
00:24:18,119 --> 00:24:20,320
Speaker 3: going to root for the team that abandoned you. You know,

490
00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:22,280
Speaker 3: It's like if my Denver Broncos moved all of a

491
00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:24,720
Speaker 3: sudden until like I don't know Albuquerque, would I still

492
00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:27,200
Speaker 3: cheer for the Denver Broncos or what I feel betrayed?

493
00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:29,440
Speaker 3: It's like if you you know, if I'm dating somebody,

494
00:24:29,520 --> 00:24:31,679
Speaker 3: Like if I'm dating I don't know somebody. And Susan

495
00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:33,679
Speaker 3: for example, and now she's going out with a guy

496
00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:36,000
Speaker 3: named Curtis. Am I a fan of Curtis?

497
00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:38,119
Speaker 1: No? And am I fanas No, I'm not a fan

498
00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:38,959
Speaker 1: of Susan anymore.

499
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Speaker 4: Well, I have a question because I've never I'm not

500
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Speaker 4: a football person.

501
00:24:42,359 --> 00:24:43,040
Speaker 1: We'll help you out.

502
00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:46,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, when they move to San Antonio, do they keep

503
00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:48,280
Speaker 4: their like colors and everything?

504
00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:50,280
Speaker 1: It's it's sometimes it depends.

505
00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:51,879
Speaker 3: I mean a lot of the time, like when the

506
00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:55,920
Speaker 3: Cleveland Browns moved to Baltimore, who's thirty ish years ago,

507
00:24:56,640 --> 00:24:59,840
Speaker 3: they became the Baltimore Ravens. But a lot of the time,

508
00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:02,520
Speaker 3: like when the Raiders moved from LA to you know,

509
00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:07,200
Speaker 3: they were Oakland and La then Las Vegas, there's still

510
00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:10,040
Speaker 3: the same Raiders with the same colors. Cardinals moved from

511
00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:12,720
Speaker 3: Saint Louis to Phoenix, there's still the Cardinals, same colors,

512
00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:13,720
Speaker 3: same logo.

513
00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:18,040
Speaker 1: What about like the players and the coach. They no,

514
00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:20,480
Speaker 1: they'll no, he won't stay. No, he'll move along with

515
00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:20,800
Speaker 1: the team.

516
00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:22,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, we won't have a team for him to coach.

517
00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:23,960
Speaker 2: So I've I've decided.

518
00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:26,800
Speaker 4: Then if they do change their names from the Vikings,

519
00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:29,320
Speaker 4: they would have to be the Texian Defenders, because that's

520
00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:30,360
Speaker 4: who fought in the Alamo.

521
00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:33,200
Speaker 1: Texian or Texans.

522
00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:37,080
Speaker 4: Oh Texan maybe, yeah, it's it's spelled Texians.

523
00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:39,919
Speaker 2: That's why I can't trust everything AI spits, you know, it's.

524
00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:44,200
Speaker 4: I a n interesting anyway, Oh, Davy Crockett, they could

525
00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:45,200
Speaker 4: be the Davy Crocketts.

526
00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:47,920
Speaker 1: Crocketts and Crockets.

527
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:50,840
Speaker 7: Have been texting in about how sad they are about

528
00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:53,720
Speaker 7: this news. It is kind of sad news, obviously if

529
00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:55,960
Speaker 7: you're a Vikings fan. Good news, though, is that Holiday

530
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:57,159
Speaker 7: Station Stores does have a.

531
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Speaker 1: Three dollars shameless.

532
00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:00,840
Speaker 7: You know what you are yell right now where you

533
00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:04,479
Speaker 7: can't get any hot snack and a drink and chips

534
00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:08,240
Speaker 7: for three dollars, so you get an egg roll, drink

535
00:26:08,359 --> 00:26:11,399
Speaker 7: and chips for three BUCKSA thank you.

536
00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:13,120
Speaker 2: So there you go.

537
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:15,760
Speaker 7: You got some good news on this not great news

538
00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:17,720
Speaker 7: day of the Vikings movie.

539
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,840
Speaker 1: Ye you guys, soak it up.

540
00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:25,640
Speaker 3: It's going to be over a year until they move away,

541
00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:27,399
Speaker 3: so you know, soak it up and go to your

542
00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:30,720
Speaker 3: last Vikings game at US Bank Stadium and watch them

543
00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:31,560
Speaker 3: lose in the playoffs.

544
00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:34,200
Speaker 1: I never got to go to even one same real.

545
00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:35,600
Speaker 2: Maybe this is this is my year.

546
00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:40,560
Speaker 1: Go okay, there's the there's the news.

547
00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:40,800
Speaker 4: I know.

548
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,679
Speaker 3: There's the news we did not expect to wake up

549
00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:45,200
Speaker 3: to this morning. I will say this one good news.

550
00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:47,359
Speaker 3: Vont did stand up last night. You went to a

551
00:26:47,359 --> 00:26:49,640
Speaker 3: stand up class and you went for what six weeks

552
00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:50,920
Speaker 3: or so? It was like the whole month of March

553
00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:51,439
Speaker 3: every Sunday.

554
00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:53,200
Speaker 2: So by five weeks we went and I missed the

555
00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:55,119
Speaker 2: week because I was in Jersey, so I was nervous

556
00:26:55,119 --> 00:26:56,960
Speaker 2: that like I wouldn't be all that equipped when we

557
00:26:56,960 --> 00:26:58,520
Speaker 2: did our big showcase last night there was nine of

558
00:26:58,560 --> 00:27:00,440
Speaker 2: us that performed. Can I ask you a question? Jenny

559
00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:02,920
Speaker 2: and Dave came last night and support it. Thank you guys.

560
00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:04,560
Speaker 2: Did I look nervous when I went.

561
00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:06,800
Speaker 1: Out at all? No? No, at all. Nobody looked nervous.

562
00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:06,919
Speaker 2: No.

563
00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:08,600
Speaker 3: There were some people I'm sure that were really a

564
00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:11,920
Speaker 3: bundle of nerves, but nobody looked nervous because you don't

565
00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:13,280
Speaker 3: know them, and you know what kind of like your

566
00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:15,760
Speaker 3: little I don't know little mannerisms they have, you looked,

567
00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:16,640
Speaker 3: you look very cool.

568
00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:19,600
Speaker 2: I disagree. I could definitely tell the people that were nervous.

569
00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:23,080
Speaker 2: I was very well put together before it went on.

570
00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:24,600
Speaker 2: So a lot of us were standing in the back,

571
00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:26,800
Speaker 2: because like a small back like a green room essentially,

572
00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:29,760
Speaker 2: and I was in there rehearsing, rehearsing, rehearsing as the

573
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:32,760
Speaker 2: show was going on. And then I'm back there literally

574
00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:35,800
Speaker 2: like wiping sweat off my face, like okay, okay. And

575
00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:37,280
Speaker 2: you know what I said to myself as I was

576
00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:38,760
Speaker 2: about to go on, I was like, one, we're gonna

577
00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:40,159
Speaker 2: go out there and have fun. And two, you just

578
00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:42,760
Speaker 2: proposed to your girlfriend. If you can do that with

579
00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:45,000
Speaker 2: no nerves, you can go do this five minute set.

580
00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:46,679
Speaker 2: Didn't you do that with a lot of nerves? Actually

581
00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:50,919
Speaker 2: so well, I was ready for it, though, you know

582
00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:53,640
Speaker 2: you got you got, Yeah, you did it. Bailey didn't

583
00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:55,560
Speaker 2: come because she hates me. Yep, that's why.

584
00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:57,600
Speaker 1: Well I don't like you either, but I showed up.

585
00:27:57,840 --> 00:28:00,520
Speaker 3: Well Bailey hates me, you don't wait, Okay, actually, you

586
00:28:00,520 --> 00:28:02,200
Speaker 3: know I love you and you you did a really

587
00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:04,080
Speaker 3: good job. And I was like, you know, you go

588
00:28:04,119 --> 00:28:05,840
Speaker 3: see your friend do stand up, and let's face it,

589
00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:07,560
Speaker 3: a lot of the time you're like, oh god, okay,

590
00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:10,760
Speaker 3: we're gonna go see soon Suzanne do stand up, and

591
00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:13,480
Speaker 3: then Suzanne sucks and you go, ohh Suzanne.

592
00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:16,280
Speaker 1: That was so good because your friends and your support

593
00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:17,080
Speaker 1: your friends.

594
00:28:16,840 --> 00:28:18,480
Speaker 4: You say things like how did you how did you

595
00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:19,639
Speaker 4: learn all those lines?

596
00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:25,040
Speaker 1: That was interesting. Yeah, did you get.

597
00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:28,760
Speaker 2: The Did you get the flashlight from Kadisha no to

598
00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:29,639
Speaker 2: wrap up? Okay?

599
00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:32,160
Speaker 7: Yeah, because I was like a lot of people were

600
00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:34,280
Speaker 7: getting that flashlight, which I know is probably what you

601
00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:36,600
Speaker 7: guys were told, like she'd give you that to you.

602
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:39,840
Speaker 2: Get Typically it's like yesterday we had seven minutes total

603
00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:41,640
Speaker 2: and you get a light at six, meaning like wrap

604
00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:43,280
Speaker 2: it up. It's not a bad sign. So I could

605
00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:45,200
Speaker 2: get ready to you know, and I think my set

606
00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:49,280
Speaker 2: without like before yesterday, it was five minutes almost exactly,

607
00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:51,720
Speaker 2: so I knew that, you know, pausing for laughs and

608
00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:54,040
Speaker 2: some other little bits, it would be six max. So

609
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:56,560
Speaker 2: I didn't go over. Boy, I felt real good about it.

610
00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:58,800
Speaker 2: So and shout out to h Jenna and Naida that

611
00:28:58,840 --> 00:29:02,160
Speaker 2: came supported. A lot of people came listeners. I think

612
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:03,520
Speaker 2: I parked in front of somebody and when I got

613
00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:04,680
Speaker 2: back in the car, he was like, oh, I didn't

614
00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:06,880
Speaker 2: want to stop you when I saw you, but forget

615
00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:08,600
Speaker 2: his name, but thanks everybody who came in support.

616
00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:11,320
Speaker 1: No, you did a good job. Everybody did a good

617
00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:14,000
Speaker 1: job because it takes a lot just to get up there.

618
00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:16,160
Speaker 1: You're not a pro now, you've never been on like

619
00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:19,360
Speaker 1: HBO or anything. This is probably a lot of people's

620
00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:22,360
Speaker 1: first time doing it. So there was only one person

621
00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:24,440
Speaker 1: that I wanted to grab the flashlight and wave the

622
00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:25,240
Speaker 1: flash light myself.

623
00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:29,800
Speaker 2: I can't wait to start playing music, turn.

624
00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:30,400
Speaker 1: The microphone off.

625
00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:33,680
Speaker 3: No, everybody did a great job because even if they

626
00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:37,400
Speaker 3: weren't particularly funny or didn't have the best presence, it's

627
00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:39,800
Speaker 3: your first time. It's like the first time you're climbing

628
00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:42,840
Speaker 3: a mountain or playing pickleball. You might not be the

629
00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:44,800
Speaker 3: best person in the room, but you still got up

630
00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:45,360
Speaker 3: there and tried it.

631
00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:47,560
Speaker 2: And I really enjoy it. I really do. I enjoy

632
00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:50,480
Speaker 2: writing jokes. I enjoy like the crowd interaction. It's different

633
00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:52,400
Speaker 2: than what we do on our show. Because Alyssa was

634
00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:54,560
Speaker 2: my fiance, was like, you do this for a living,

635
00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:55,760
Speaker 2: and I was like, I do talk for a living,

636
00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:56,600
Speaker 2: but it's much different.

637
00:29:56,640 --> 00:29:58,520
Speaker 3: Well, I think that that really helped you because you

638
00:29:58,640 --> 00:30:01,360
Speaker 3: had a better delivery and a lot of people because

639
00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:04,320
Speaker 3: you are used to, you know, talking with some energy

640
00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:06,280
Speaker 3: and talk and a lot of people don't. They don't

641
00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:09,000
Speaker 3: they don't know how to talk with energy. Yeah, and

642
00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:10,360
Speaker 3: you know how to do that. I want to try

643
00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:12,800
Speaker 3: to do more stand up. It's not easy, but it's

644
00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:14,480
Speaker 3: so easy to go to an open mic. There's so

645
00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:17,280
Speaker 3: many around the city. So prayers, not prayers. Tell us

646
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:19,400
Speaker 3: your best joke again about de Boine, Oh, I said,

647
00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:19,920
Speaker 3: I lived.

648
00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:21,640
Speaker 2: I was talking about living in Minnesota, and I was like,

649
00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:23,480
Speaker 2: before I lived in Minnesota, I lived in Iowa for

650
00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:26,240
Speaker 2: thirty days. Yep, thirty days. That's all it took. You know,

651
00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:28,120
Speaker 2: there are less black people in the state of Iowa

652
00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:33,760
Speaker 2: than there are in the TV show. Friends, Do I

653
00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:35,920
Speaker 2: gave you? Thank you, Bailey, I gave you. Really, there

654
00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:37,720
Speaker 2: was a drunk woman up front. Did you notice the

655
00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:39,760
Speaker 2: older drunk woman up front? She was drunk. I think

656
00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:41,040
Speaker 2: she just was obnoxious.

657
00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:44,600
Speaker 3: She was a very good front row laugher because she's

658
00:30:44,640 --> 00:30:47,840
Speaker 3: probably sixty or so years old, and everything that was

659
00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:51,640
Speaker 3: even modestly funny, she'd be like none slapper.

660
00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:54,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, she was so good.

661
00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:55,920
Speaker 3: Job, all right, thank you, let's do I'm gonna do

662
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:59,080
Speaker 3: Dave's dirt on Katie WB and catch up on some

663
00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:02,160
Speaker 3: things and push the right buttons, and let's get started

664
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Speaker 3: with Dave's dirt on Katie WEDB. We're probably gonna start

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Speaker 3: off with some Tiger Woods information because I found some earlier,

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Speaker 3: and if you give me a minute, I'll scroll up

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Speaker 3: to it.

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Speaker 1: You heard of this Tiger Woods fellow? I have heard

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Speaker 1: he's a golfer. You know, a golfer. Huh yep, and

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Speaker 1: I can't. Oh, here we go.

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Speaker 3: So he is entering treatment as he should have released

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Speaker 3: his statement yesterday, only hours after pleating not guilty to

673
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Speaker 3: his DUI and rollover case. He wrote on social media.

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Speaker 3: I know and understand the seriousness of the situation I

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Speaker 3: find myself in today. I am stepping away for a

676
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Speaker 3: period of time to seek treatment and focus on my health.

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Speaker 1: Good.

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Speaker 3: He is being defended by the same attorney that repped

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Speaker 3: him in twenty seventeen for another DUI arrest. They found

680
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:47,480
Speaker 3: him asleep at the wheel of his smashed but still

681
00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:52,440
Speaker 3: running Mercedes Benz back then. Back then, they detected five

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Speaker 3: drugs in his system. Anyway, It's just it's one of

683
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Speaker 3: those things where you look at somebody who is rich, attractive, healthy, famous, talented,

684
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Speaker 3: at the top of the world, and how sometimes you know,

685
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Speaker 3: drugs can just take over.

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Speaker 1: Drugs are bad care, Yeah, they are always Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Dare to say that I get it?

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Speaker 1: Yes, I would. Yeah.

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Speaker 7: Liza was recently on the podcast Friends Keep Secrets. That's

690
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Speaker 7: the New podcast with Benny Blanco and Little Dicky, and

691
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Speaker 7: she talked about how she didn't have sex until after

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Speaker 7: the age of thirty. She was twenty one the first

693
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Speaker 7: time she even kissed someone. She said she was a

694
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Speaker 7: late bloomer. She kind of blames it on her religious upbringing.

695
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Speaker 7: But she said, I lied about it for a long time,

696
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Speaker 7: but she promised herself that she wouldn't have sex until

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Speaker 7: she won a Grammy. Well in twenty twenty, she took

698
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Speaker 7: home multiple different trophies and then she said does she

699
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Speaker 7: finalized the pack shortly afterward that happened, and she's been

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Speaker 7: dating a comedian, Mike right since twenty twenty one.

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Speaker 2: Do you think it's him?

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Speaker 7: I mean that's a I mean twenty twenty one is

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Speaker 7: still like over a year after she won the Grammys.

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Speaker 2: So I don't know. Fine, you watched Age of Attraction, correct?

705
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Speaker 2: I started it? Yeah? I started? I start watching man spoiler.

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Speaker 2: Oh shoot, okay, I don't want to hear that. It's

707
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Speaker 2: the Netflix show where they don't reveal each other's ages

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Speaker 2: until like the end or something. I'm going I was

709
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Speaker 2: gonna say, I actually really liked it.

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you then, Okay, go ahead.

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Speaker 4: So, uh, Teresa, who is fifty four, and John, who

712
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Speaker 4: is twenty seven.

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Speaker 2: Have split. Was their age gap to blame?

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Speaker 4: John says that we are not together and age was

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Speaker 4: the factor. It just felt weird vibes when we were

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Speaker 4: going out. We dated for like six months after the show,

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Speaker 4: and she just couldn't take take it. I figure, you know,

718
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Speaker 4: made a big deal out of the age gap.

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Speaker 2: It's a big way.

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Speaker 3: Well, the problem was when he mistook her spider veins

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Speaker 3: for a dolphin tattoo exactly, and I thought that was

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Speaker 3: just kind of awkward. That's that's spider veins, that's not

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Speaker 3: a dolphin.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and then she.

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Speaker 4: Would hold his hand across the street and its kind

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Speaker 4: of it's just like.

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Speaker 1: A weird five together. Okay, back, I feel like I

728
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Speaker 1: heard a little bit. That's okay, spider veins.

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Speaker 2: Oh, that's what I shot some of those.

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Speaker 1: Do you have spider veins?

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Speaker 2: I feel like I'm about to have them in my legs?

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Speaker 1: Yeat, What do you mean about to have them?

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Speaker 6: Like?

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Speaker 7: I can feel like I can just see it in cravane. Yeah,

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Speaker 7: I see like the veins hurting to pop.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Sidney Sweeney, you remember a couple of months ago,

737
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Speaker 2: doctor Squatch made a bath or he made a soap

738
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Speaker 2: made out of Sidney Sweeney's bathwater, and I think it's

739
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Speaker 2: sold out. Well, now it is up for a Webby Award,

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Speaker 2: which are like Internet and Web Awards. It's for best

741
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Speaker 2: Viral PR Campaign, which I'll have to applaud them. I

742
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Speaker 2: always say everything's a rollout, meaning you know, promo for

743
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Speaker 2: something Sidney Sweeney's competition is Kendall Jenner and some sports

744
00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:37,279
Speaker 2: book thing that Kendall Jenner has going.

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Speaker 3: Uh, this is kind of cool, and we're kind of

746
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Speaker 3: skipping over this big story because the Vikings is kind

747
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:44,160
Speaker 3: of dominating everything with the Vikings big move to San

748
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Speaker 3: Antonio next year. But they're launching this NASA rocket tonight,

749
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Speaker 3: Artemis two. It is a twelve day mission to go

750
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Speaker 3: to the other side of the Moon with four astronauts,

751
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Speaker 3: farther than any human has ever been from Earth because

752
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Speaker 3: it's going to a farther you know, just a you know,

753
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Speaker 3: around the Moon, and it's a twelve day mission. They're

754
00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:08,840
Speaker 3: not landing, they're not walking, but they will be hopefully

755
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Speaker 3: landing sometime later this decade. I just think that's really

756
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Speaker 3: cool that we're kind of going back to the Moon,

757
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:16,200
Speaker 3: and really, the world is obsessed with so many other

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00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:17,080
Speaker 3: things right now.

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Speaker 1: It's like, this is a good news kind of a story.

760
00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:21,200
Speaker 2: Let's go back to what we used to be obsessed about.

761
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Speaker 2: The Moon.

762
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Speaker 1: The Moon. I love that. The space race, the space Race,

763
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Speaker 1: let's go exactly.

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Speaker 7: If you're a fan of Bravo TV, you obviously probably

765
00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:32,320
Speaker 7: already know this drama, but it's kind of been crazy

766
00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:34,759
Speaker 7: and filling my Instagram feed that two of the cast

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Speaker 7: members from Summerhouse.

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Speaker 2: Put out a joint statement. That's correct.

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Speaker 7: They put out a joint statement on Instagram to talk

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Speaker 7: about their still very new relationship. Amanda and West are

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Speaker 7: their names. Amanda used to be married to a guy

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Speaker 7: named Kyle, who was also on Summer House. They just

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Speaker 7: split up a couple months ago, and then West was

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Speaker 7: dating Amanda's best friend Sierra, So now there's just like,

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Speaker 7: I don't even know. They say love triangle, but it

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00:35:58,400 --> 00:36:01,680
Speaker 7: also involves Kyle, so it's more like a square at

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Speaker 7: this point, and.

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Speaker 2: They're equating it to the twenty twenty three vander Pump

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Speaker 2: Rules scand of all Scandal All.

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Speaker 4: Meghan the Stallion is out of Mulan Rouge yesterday night

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Speaker 4: because she got ill suddenly mid performance. So she is

782
00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:21,040
Speaker 4: right now on Broadway in Mulan Rouge as Zidler, and

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Speaker 4: she had to be replaced by an understudy her hairstyle

784
00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:27,520
Speaker 4: in mid show too. Her hairstyl ist tweeted last night

785
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:29,640
Speaker 4: that everyone should say a prayer for Megan. We are

786
00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:32,880
Speaker 4: all at the hospital, So I want to know what happened,

787
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Speaker 4: and I assume she's out for the show tonight as well. Potentially,

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Speaker 4: I would say probably probably whatever is gonna be at

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Speaker 4: the movies this weekend, that News and daya movie with

790
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Speaker 4: Robert Pattinson, The Drama comes out.

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Speaker 2: I feel like a lot of good movies and stuff's

792
00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:48,120
Speaker 2: been coming out. That The new season of Love on

793
00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:50,360
Speaker 2: the Spectrum is out on Netflix. That's a dating show

794
00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:52,360
Speaker 2: with people who are on the spectrum, and it's probably

795
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Speaker 2: the most wholesome thing I've ever watched on televion. Love

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00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:56,680
Speaker 2: that show. It's so good. Team Connor. And then the

797
00:36:56,760 --> 00:36:59,160
Speaker 2: trailer for back Rooms just came out. Dave's gonna play

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Speaker 2: a little clip for me. It's it's produced by a

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Speaker 2: twenty four who put out everything everywhere, all at once,

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Speaker 2: all these amazing films.

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Speaker 1: There's back Rooms.

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00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:08,719
Speaker 2: I don't believe you. Okay, I'm gonna come back here

803
00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:09,440
Speaker 2: with proof.

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Speaker 1: All right, you film me?

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00:37:11,680 --> 00:37:13,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, calling my leader?

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00:37:14,239 --> 00:37:14,799
Speaker 6: What is this?

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00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:17,319
Speaker 2: That's what I'm trying to figure out. I've been there

808
00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:18,920
Speaker 2: every night since I found the place, and I.

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Speaker 1: Still barely scratch the surface.

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Speaker 3: Speaking of movies, the Super Mario Galaxy movie could earn

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Speaker 3: about one hundred and eighty million dollars is coming weekend.

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00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:29,160
Speaker 3: I heard some reviews for it, and people said it

813
00:37:29,239 --> 00:37:33,160
Speaker 3: is awkward, it doesn't have a good story, and it

814
00:37:33,239 --> 00:37:36,560
Speaker 3: seems just more like product placement and a promo for

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00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:39,400
Speaker 3: Super Mario than it does a movie, which people like

816
00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:42,319
Speaker 3: the First Couple or the first Mario movie, but this

817
00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:44,879
Speaker 3: one seems like, yay, how many of.

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Speaker 2: These like Mario Angry Birds movies have you seen like these?

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Speaker 1: Exactly? One hundred percent.

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Speaker 2: None because I feel like they're just they're cash grabs.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, well, because they just want to bank on you

822
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Speaker 4: knowing who the characters are. But like I when they

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Speaker 4: said Chris Pratt's gonna be Mario, I checked out. Then

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Speaker 4: Chris Pratt, Yeah, he ain't no Mario, which would be Mario.

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Speaker 2: Then, like, give me an example. I'm not like Super into.

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Speaker 1: All the Marrow somebody who's Italian.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but is he going to be hotter? Is he

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Speaker 2: going to be kind of like a low No?

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Speaker 1: No, it doesn't matter because he's animated.

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00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:20,239
Speaker 2: True, it's his voice. Oh what is chicken Jockey? That

831
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Speaker 2: Jack Black? What movie is that? That one is minecraft?

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00:38:23,840 --> 00:38:26,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's another one I thought was dumb okay, and

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Speaker 1: that is the Dirt on k d WB. There's always

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Speaker 1: something coming up on the show, and for example it

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Speaker 1: is Wall and Wednesday. We'll have another pair of Morgan

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Speaker 1: Walland tickets for you coming up at nine twenty, so

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Speaker 1: hang on if you want to win those.

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Speaker 3: That show is coming up. I think he's here for

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Speaker 3: a weekend.

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Speaker 2: He's here on Friday and Saturday of next weekend.

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Speaker 3: Yes, all right, we got tickets for the April tenth

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00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:46,680
Speaker 3: show that's coming up in his second