WEBVTT - Assigned Seating 

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<v Speaker 1>All right, it's Mojo in the morning.

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<v Speaker 2>So, Chels told me that we're going over to Friends

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<v Speaker 2>House that throw these, like, dinners that are really awesome. Like,

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<v Speaker 2>they invite a bunch of people together, and they're all,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, from different ways of life, so to speak.

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<v Speaker 1>You know? He's just trying to fancy it up. We

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<v Speaker 1>go to these parties.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like, you know, friends of friends of friends of friends,

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<v Speaker 2>and they invite these people. It'll be like 12 people

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<v Speaker 2>or 50.

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<v Speaker 3>And nobody really knows each other. So they want everybody

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<v Speaker 3>to like.

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<v Speaker 1>Meet the people.

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<v Speaker 2>No, you know, some, but then there's some, you don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>So you get to kind of know them, but it's

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<v Speaker 2>interesting because she's like, Hey, we're going to go and

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<v Speaker 2>we're going to, you know, do a dinner again at,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm not going to say their name because of,

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<v Speaker 2>if I say anything during this thing, I don't want

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<v Speaker 2>it to become a situation where people go, Hey, he

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<v Speaker 2>was talking about your house or your party tonight. So

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<v Speaker 2>one of the things that is interesting is when we

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<v Speaker 2>were there the last time that they've had this They

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<v Speaker 2>had assigned seating and it felt really weird. And so

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<v Speaker 2>I said to Chelsea, I go, are they going to

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<v Speaker 2>do that damn assigned seating thing again? And she goes,

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<v Speaker 2>what do you, you know, why do you have a

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<v Speaker 2>problem with that? Like she always says to me, she goes,

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<v Speaker 2>you have a problem with everything. And I said, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't have a problem with everything. I have a problem

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<v Speaker 2>with one thing. And this one is assigned seating where

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<v Speaker 2>they put those little like folded up place cards and

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<v Speaker 2>they'll put them in front of a tape.

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<v Speaker 1>So this is how I knew this. We're there.

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<v Speaker 2>We're all hanging out around the island like you always

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<v Speaker 2>do in a person's house. That's like the number one

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<v Speaker 2>spot people like to hang. And you're kind of talking

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<v Speaker 2>and then it's, oh, time for dinner, guys. You go

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<v Speaker 2>in to the dinner table in this like big tables there.

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<v Speaker 2>And it's like you look and you're going, wait, my

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<v Speaker 2>name's not. And then you kind of like have to

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<v Speaker 2>look for your name. And the way that they did

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<v Speaker 2>the assigned seating was wild. I wasn't sitting next to Chelsea,

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<v Speaker 2>nor was I sitting next to the couple that's having

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<v Speaker 2>the party that we know. And that's like the only

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<v Speaker 2>other couple that we knew at that time. I was

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<v Speaker 2>sitting in between like two random people that were there,

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<v Speaker 2>like a guy and some other woman that wasn't his wife.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I wasn't like separating them because that guy's wife

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<v Speaker 2>is over on that side of the table.

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<v Speaker 1>It was weird how they did it.

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<v Speaker 3>They want you to meet new people.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like a networking event. It was wild.

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<v Speaker 2>And I didn't like it. And I wanted to know,

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<v Speaker 2>do you ever... like maybe for thanksgiving dinner or whatever

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<v Speaker 2>do you ever do like the assigned seating thing and

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<v Speaker 2>you hate it no.

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<v Speaker 1>No way you sit by who you like.

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<v Speaker 2>That's how i go like thanksgiving you i know you

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<v Speaker 2>spend thanksgiving and where our house gerard's house if gerard's

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<v Speaker 2>what's his wife's name christina if christina put little place

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<v Speaker 2>cards out there and made kevin you sit next to

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<v Speaker 2>somebody It wouldn't even make sense.

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<v Speaker 4>Like, from a Thanksgiving perspective, everybody eat everywhere.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 4>Like, we on the couch by the TV watching the

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<v Speaker 4>game while we eating. All the old people sit at

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<v Speaker 4>the table. Everybody else be everywhere.

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<v Speaker 3>I tried to do place cards for Thanksgiving. It was

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<v Speaker 3>the Thanksgiving where I had, like, my mom, my stepmom,

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<v Speaker 3>my dad. Like, I had my entire family, which was

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<v Speaker 3>so cool. Remember that year, Mojo and I was like,

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<v Speaker 3>I've never had a Thanksgiving with both of my parents

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<v Speaker 3>and I could actually remember.

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<v Speaker 1>It was really cool.

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<v Speaker 3>So I tried to do place settings just to make

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<v Speaker 3>sure everybody was good. And I feel like it looked pretty,

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<v Speaker 3>but everybody was just like, oh, here's your, like everybody

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<v Speaker 3>still sat where they wanted and just like handed each

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<v Speaker 3>other the place cards.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, okay, whatever. Did you purposely put your

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<v Speaker 1>mom and dad close to each other or far away

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<v Speaker 1>from each other?

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<v Speaker 4>No, maybe far away.

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<v Speaker 3>Like they're fine with each other, by the way. But

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<v Speaker 3>I think just to make everybody more comfortable, I probably

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<v Speaker 3>sat them a little separately.

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<v Speaker 5>But yeah. This happens a lot at creator events and

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<v Speaker 5>I actually like it because I end up talking to

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<v Speaker 5>someone that I didn't know and I'm like, oh, this

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<v Speaker 5>is really cool. And I think they strategically put people

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<v Speaker 5>next to each other that they think would get along.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it could be good for you, Mojo.

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<v Speaker 2>It was, well, it actually turned out to be nice

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<v Speaker 2>because the people that I was talking to was fun.

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<v Speaker 2>Like it was, you know, nice to be able to

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<v Speaker 2>get to know them. But there are other times where

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<v Speaker 2>I've been to different things. Like when we went to the, uh, bootcamp,

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<v Speaker 2>remember this, uh, Lydia and Bianca, we went to the

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<v Speaker 2>bootcamp and I was trying to sit next to Fred

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<v Speaker 2>from Chicago, from the Fred show.

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<v Speaker 1>And they wouldn't let us sit next to each other. Why?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, they made me sit next to Jim Kerr, which

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<v Speaker 2>was a fun thing to sit next to a legend

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<v Speaker 2>like Jim Kerr and hear all of his stories. But

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<v Speaker 2>I wanted to sit next to Fred and catch up

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<v Speaker 2>and I hadn't seen Fred in a little bit. And

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<v Speaker 2>then there also was like Woody at the other end

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<v Speaker 2>of the table and they had like a signed seating.

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<v Speaker 2>And then they made Bianca sit at the kids table

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<v Speaker 2>because she was, no, they should have her.

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<v Speaker 1>A one sauce. Now I was getting chaperoned by what's

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<v Speaker 1>his name? By, uh, uh, who Dennis Clark, Dennis Clark.

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<v Speaker 6>Yup. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And Tony Travato, the other guy that's, you know, the other,

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<v Speaker 1>what's his name? Tony and Dennis Clark right between me. Yeah. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>what's up, Deborah? How you doing?

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<v Speaker 7>Hey, I just want to let you know that this

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<v Speaker 7>whole thing starts really early because I'm a special education

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<v Speaker 7>kindergarten teacher. We make little snack mats for the kids

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<v Speaker 7>for snack time. And when the leader gets to put

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<v Speaker 7>them out, there's always a war on who's sitting next

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<v Speaker 7>to who because the kids will come over and try

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<v Speaker 7>to change their place.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what that felt? Can I tell you something?

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<v Speaker 2>That's what it felt like going to this dinner party,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, a couple years ago. It felt like when

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<v Speaker 2>you were a kid and in the cafeteria, you wanted

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<v Speaker 2>to sit next to some people, but there weren't enough

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<v Speaker 2>places to sit.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 3>Right.

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<v Speaker 1>Go ahead. I would say.

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<v Speaker 7>If it's my turn to set the table at school,

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<v Speaker 7>I do it strategically because there are certain kids I

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<v Speaker 7>do not want next year.

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<v Speaker 1>I get it. That's how school used to be for sure.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you guys remember in your class when you would

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<v Speaker 2>go into class the first day or first week and

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<v Speaker 2>you would get so upset that your teacher put you

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<v Speaker 2>in a spot by people that you didn't want to

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<v Speaker 2>sit by?

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<v Speaker 1>Dog, I remember Miss People's. Yes.

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<v Speaker 4>This senior year, she was an English teacher. First day

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<v Speaker 4>of school, you know, everybody lit. We coming back, seeing

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<v Speaker 4>our friends. We walking to English. Kyle in there. Michael

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<v Speaker 4>in there. Everybody in there, that's your homies. We all

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<v Speaker 4>in the back, like, oh, my God, we all in

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<v Speaker 4>the same class?

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<v Speaker 6>Ms.

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<v Speaker 4>Peoples was like, uh-uh, not happening. Went out, switched the

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<v Speaker 4>whole schedule around.

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<v Speaker 1>We were not in the same class anymore. We all

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<v Speaker 1>had different. But get a seat. She didn't even want

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<v Speaker 1>us in the same class.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>It's funny because I found out from a teacher friend

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<v Speaker 2>that they put you in spots in the class based

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<v Speaker 2>on how smart you are.

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<v Speaker 1>Or how much you talk.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, talking is a big deal, but honestly, as crazy

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<v Speaker 2>as it is, they sometimes will, if you're not, like

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<v Speaker 2>I always sat in the front of the class and

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<v Speaker 2>I thought it was because I had bad vision.

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<v Speaker 1>Those were the talkers. I was going to.

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<v Speaker 3>Say, I just went to Smith's to visit Smith's classroom

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<v Speaker 3>and he was front and center. And I looked at

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<v Speaker 3>his teacher and she's like, I learned right away.

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<v Speaker 1>He's chatty. Hi, Terry. What's up?

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<v Speaker 7>Hi.

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<v Speaker 6>First time, long time.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, Terry on the phone.

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<v Speaker 6>Um, so, uh, regarding like the sign seating, I'm my

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<v Speaker 6>cousin's wedding. We went there, we just switched it up

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<v Speaker 6>anyways and sat where we wanted to sit. But, um,

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<v Speaker 6>his wife is cheap, so she didn't invite all of

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<v Speaker 6>our family. So my husband wasn't invited, but I was,

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<v Speaker 6>so I just brought him to a reception afterwards and took.

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<v Speaker 8>Someone else's seat.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my. Wait, was she upset over the fact that

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<v Speaker 2>you guys switched your places to sit?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah.

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<v Speaker 9>She was giving us dirty looks the whole time.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Cause that's a big deal with brides. Brides want to,

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<v Speaker 2>be able to control the tables. And, you know, that's

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<v Speaker 2>their thing. And if all of a sudden, no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>I want to sit over at this table, I can't

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<v Speaker 2>imagine that that's going to go over very well.

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<v Speaker 1>You know?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, yeah, I didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>We were getting looks all night.

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<v Speaker 6>And then, especially when my husband came during the reception, like,

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<v Speaker 6>some of my family didn't show up because half their meat.

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<v Speaker 1>How do you invite a woman and don't invite her husband?

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe she don't like him. Well, no, she said it

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<v Speaker 1>was money. No, that's not the case.

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<v Speaker 6>Is that true?

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<v Speaker 9>Only a percentage of our family.

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<v Speaker 8>Was able to go to mostly all her family.

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<v Speaker 1>She just wanted to save.

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<v Speaker 9>I guess.

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<v Speaker 1>That's craziness.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, it was.

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<v Speaker 1>And they didn't invite him because he wasn't actually.

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<v Speaker 8>A blood relative.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, I mean, we were married for 15 years.

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<v Speaker 1>That's nuts.

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<v Speaker 6>Like, my uncle didn't go.

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<v Speaker 9>My uncle, my uncle.

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<v Speaker 6>Didn't go because his wife wasn't invited.

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<v Speaker 8>How do you do that?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, they said they had the money.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>But she invited all her family. She got to invite

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<v Speaker 2>her family. That guy got him. You know, that's the thing.

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<v Speaker 8>We got one table for our family.

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<v Speaker 1>The grooms get screwed. You got to speak up. That's

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<v Speaker 1>all him. Yeah, he's a big pig.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, yeah. He's already whipped. Wow. Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, thank you for the call. I appreciate it. No problem.

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<v Speaker 8>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>Take care of yourself. My thing, too, is I like

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<v Speaker 2>to sit. My thing is either I like to sit

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<v Speaker 2>where it's easy access to go to the bathroom or

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<v Speaker 2>back to the kitchen to get more food. So for Thanksgiving,

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<v Speaker 2>if you see my house, like I'm end of the table.

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<v Speaker 2>Chelsea lets me she lets me be the leader of

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<v Speaker 2>the table at that Thanksgiving dinner.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually, no, it's me. And then she's right over here.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm there.

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<v Speaker 2>Strategically because it's the same spot to go to the

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<v Speaker 2>bathroom and to the food.

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<v Speaker 4>All right. This Thanksgiving and you go on for your

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<v Speaker 4>second plate. What's the first thing you put on your

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<v Speaker 4>second plate?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, it's easy. Chelsea makes the best mashed potatoes. So

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<v Speaker 1>you go on sides.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm going to go mashed potatoes. Yeah. I, I

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<v Speaker 2>tried to, I tried to, I love Turkey too. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>the only one that likes Turkey this year. So my

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<v Speaker 2>family has already said, They don't know if they want

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<v Speaker 2>a turkey this year. Y'all going ham? Oh, they love

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<v Speaker 2>the honey-baked ham. I'm the only one that loves turkey,

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<v Speaker 2>but I also don't love honey-baked ham.

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<v Speaker 6>Really?

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<v Speaker 1>With the brown sugar on the rim? I mean, it's okay. Listen,

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<v Speaker 1>I love every food, but I like turkey better. Turkey

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<v Speaker 1>is Thanksgiving.

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<v Speaker 5>Deep-fried.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, turkey, okay. I love deep-fried turkey. Like, I'll have.

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<v Speaker 4>Turkey just because it's Thanksgiving. Like, let me get a piece,

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<v Speaker 4>but I'm tearing ham down.

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<v Speaker 8>Same.

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<v Speaker 6>I like that.

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<v Speaker 7>Turkey.

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<v Speaker 2>We used to, back in the day, Chelsea and I

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<v Speaker 2>used to do the Friendsgivings in June or July and

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<v Speaker 2>have turkey stuffing and mashed potatoes.

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<v Speaker 1>What's up, Lori?

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<v Speaker 6>Morning, guys.

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<v Speaker 9>Love you guys.

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<v Speaker 2>Morning.

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<v Speaker 1>We love you, too. Thank you. We love you, too.

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<v Speaker 9>I just wanted to say that I can't stand doing

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<v Speaker 9>assigned seating because it's more work for me. So even

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<v Speaker 9>at our wedding, I did not do assigned seating. I

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<v Speaker 9>reserved the tables up front by where my husband and

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<v Speaker 9>I were sitting for our immediate family. And then everybody

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<v Speaker 9>else was a free-for-all.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a great idea. I like that. Because you know what?

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<v Speaker 1>That way people can sit where they want.

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<v Speaker 9>They can hang out where they want. They can mingle

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<v Speaker 9>where they want. They don't feel obligated to sit next

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<v Speaker 9>to strangers.

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<v Speaker 6>I mean... Yeah.

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<v Speaker 9>It's nice to kind of get everybody to get to

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<v Speaker 9>know each other, but I don't want to force people

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<v Speaker 9>to get to know.

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<v Speaker 1>Each other either.

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<v Speaker 2>At funerals where they have like the luncheon afterwards, they'll

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<v Speaker 2>let you sit wherever. I feel like I learn who

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<v Speaker 2>some people are, you know what I mean? What's going on, Chris?

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<v Speaker 8>Hey, what's going on, man? Good morning, everybody.

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning, Chris.

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<v Speaker 6>Hi.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, man. Uh, I ain't gonna lie, Mojo, it sound

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<v Speaker 8>like a swinger situation.

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<v Speaker 1>Told you!

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<v Speaker 8>Y'all about to get caught up and they gonna get

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<v Speaker 8>to picking mates.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you think that the hostess of this party is

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<v Speaker 2>doing that for specific reasons?

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe that's her thing? She's trying to do the whole

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<v Speaker 1>swinging thing? Secretly, I do. Well, I'm gonna ask that.

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<v Speaker 8>She probably poaching.

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<v Speaker 2>No swinging happened at the last one, not that I

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<v Speaker 2>know of, or at least Chelsea and I didn't get

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<v Speaker 2>to enjoy any of that, but We'll see you at

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<v Speaker 2>this next one, okay?

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<v Speaker 8>I've been to a party like that before.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, hold on.

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<v Speaker 8>I've been to a party like that before by accident.

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<v Speaker 1>By accident?

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<v Speaker 2>Come on.

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<v Speaker 1>What happened?

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<v Speaker 8>No, I was invited by somebody from work, and I

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<v Speaker 8>thought it was just like a regular party. We was

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<v Speaker 8>going to mingle, you know, play spades and stuff like that.

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<v Speaker 8>And then a guy walked in and shook my hand and,

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<v Speaker 8>you know, hey, this is my wife, and she wants

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<v Speaker 8>to meet you, and y'all can go to the back

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<v Speaker 8>and have fun. I was weirded out. I just left.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, here's my wife. Y'all can go have fun. She

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<v Speaker 2>must not have been attractive because she was attractive. You

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<v Speaker 2>would have gone right back, wouldn't you?

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<v Speaker 8>It was just my first time. So, you know, I

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<v Speaker 8>thought I was getting pranked or something. I said, let

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<v Speaker 8>me go outside and catch some air or something.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be back.

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<v Speaker 8>And then I just left.

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<v Speaker 2>I would think the same thing, too. If some guy

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<v Speaker 2>said to me, this is my wife. You guys can

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<v Speaker 2>go back and have fun. I'd be like, he's going

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<v Speaker 2>to beat my ass and rip me off.

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<v Speaker 1>Rob me.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I was kind of thinking that.

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<v Speaker 8>OK, now I'm with you.

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<v Speaker 1>All right. Well, it's like a setup. Did they invite

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<v Speaker 1>you to the next party?